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[twinkling
music]
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[twinkling
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- So, did he call yet?
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- Did who call?
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- Prince William!
Who do you think? Max!
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- Why would Max call?
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- Please! The way he was
gazing into your eyes at the Valentine's Day dance?
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- Em, he wasn't gazing.
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Okay, maybe there was
a little gazing. Do you think he really likes me?
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- Likes you? If he were Prince
William, I'd say you should pick out your tiara.
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What's with your
undercover stepbrother?
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Oh, you mean...
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DEREK!
- Uh!
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- He's probably
just avoiding Kendra.
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They broke up
last night. Again.
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- Why?
- I'm sorry, Em, but the only relationship I care about is...
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Max!
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- Hi.
- Hey! We were just talking about relationships.
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- Really?
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- So Max, did you make
any weekend plans yet?
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- Plans? Me?
Um, that's a good question.
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Well, see ya'!
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- If it was such a good
question, why didn't he answer it?
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- Because maybe
the relationship's over before it even started.
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- ♪ Used to be my mother and
my sister and me ♪
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♪ A happy little family and
all right with me ♪
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♪ But Mom got married that's
when everything changed ♪
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♪ Some things were lost and
others were gained ♪
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♪ A new school, a new house ♪
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♪ So many changes it makes
my head spin ♪
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♪ Now I've got a brother who
gets under my skin ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Lizzie,
Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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omance is great,
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but when the mystery is whether
there is a romance? Terrible.
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If only guys could be
more direct.
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Yes, I like you,
no I don't like you.
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But instead they avoid,
big time.
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[Phone ringing]
Is it Max?
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- No! It's Kendra. Again.
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- You know the routine, Ed.
- Hello?
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Derek? Um, no, he can't come to
the phone right now. He's...
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programming the VCR.
Alright. Good-bye.
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- Ed! You know we don't
have a VCR anymore!
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- Well, I'm running out of
material. And I don't get it.
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If you guys broke up,
why is she still calling?
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- Ah, 'cuz she probably wants
to get back together.
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- Derek, she knows you're
avoiding her. It seems wrong.
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Right. Wrong.
What's the difference anyway?
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What up, rentals?!
- Hey Derek!
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Hey, ah, honey,
did you get the mail?
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- Ah, yup. Got it right here.
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Ah... I wonder what...
what this could be.
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- Rocky Pines Inn. Looks
lovely. We should go sometime.
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- How 'bout tomorrow?
- Oh, yeah, right! Dream on.
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- Nora, it's not a dream!
It's a surprise!
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Wha...?
- Wa... wait!
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You said you were
frazzled, tired-- - Yeah, I am!
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But the thought of taking
a break makes me even more frazzled. There's so much...
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- Nora, Nora!
Just put everything on hold for a couple of days.
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- What about reservations?
- Confirmed. - Directions?
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- Downloaded. I've taken care of
everything. All you need to do is just relax.
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- Alright, alright.
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Who's watching the kids?
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- I'll be right back!
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Ah! I need help. Major help.
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I'm taking Nora away for
the weekend and I'm sure you've got plans--
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- Don't be so sure.
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Actually I'm looking
for something to distract me from my emotional turmoil.
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- Great! And that something
could include looking after Lizzie, Edwin and Marti!
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- Well, it would be the perfect
opportunity to try out
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some parenting tips from
that childcare magazine you guys never read.
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- Well, good luck
with that.
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Hey! Maybe Derek can help.
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- Ah! Sorry G, no can do.
I've got plans.
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- Avoiding Kendra doesn't
count as plans, Derek.
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- You're avoiding Kendra?
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- Yeah, we broke up. For real.
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And I'm not into
the post-breakup, crying,
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"oh, what went wrong?" session.
- Um, yeah!
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- Oh, you mean you're a coward?
- Or sensible.
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And wrong! Very, very wrong!
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Derek, you should
talk to Kendra.
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And since you're around this
weekend you should help Casey!
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- Of course, I will Dad.
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- Ha! Ha! Ha!
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- Okay, now the food money
is in the cookie jar.
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- Then where are the cookies?
In the bank?
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[Giggling]
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- Nora, what did you pack?
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- Just the essentials.
Oh, right, now...
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Edwin, don't play too many
video games and Lizzie,
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you'll remember to water
my plants? And, um, Marti?
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Just be careful, okay, bunny?
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- Okay. Are you gonna go now?
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- Ha! Ha! Yes.
- Come on, let's go.
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- We'll see you tomorrow
night, okay? - Bye.
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So long.
- Have a good time.
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- Thought she'd never leave!
- Finally, it's chill time.
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- Freeze!
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- We have got a busy day
ahead of us.
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- What?
- What? - What?
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- Yeah, according to this
parenting magazine, the 3 keys
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to having a fun weekend with
the kids: planning, planning, planning!
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Alright, parenting
tip number one:
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Preparing meals and healthy
snacks will make junk food less tempting.
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- And that's supposed
to make junk food less tempting?
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[Doorbell]
- Casey, we're kids, not gerbils.
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Yeah and we want
real food, like--
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- Pizza!
- You're paying for your pizza with our food money?
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Last time I checked, pizza was
food. Who wants my crust?
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- [All]: Me!
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- I'll have a carrot later,
'kay Casey?
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- But...
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- Alright, guys, it's time to
play my favourite game:
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"Spin the Wheel of Fun"!
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Vacuuming? Dusting?
Dishes? Garbage?
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- This game stinks!
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- Yeah! What's so fun
about chores?
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- Um, avoiding them?
- No, no, no, no, no!
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The fun part is you never know
which chore you're gonna get!
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- Work wheel?
You forgot the space for, ah, eating chips and watching TV.
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- Derek, use a plate!
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- Good call.
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- Oh, hey! You're right, Casey!
The wheel is fun!
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- Um-um.
- [Girls]: Yeah!
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- C'mon, you couch potatoes!
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It's a beautiful day
outside, uh?
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Why don't we go to the park
and get some exercise?
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- [All]: Hey!
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Ah.
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- Derek, may I speak to you
in private?
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Uh-oh! Mom junior's angry at me!
[All laughing]
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- Stop undermining
my authority!
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- What authority?
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- The authority I'd have
if you'd leave!
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- Sorry, I'm not going anywhere.
Can't be seen in public.
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[Phone ringing]
If that's Kendra, I'm not here!
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- Is this Kendra? 'Cuz if it is,
Derek's not here.
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Hey, Kendra!
Oh, no, Derek's meditating.
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Oh yeah, he's very Zen. Bye-bye.
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- Fine. If Derek's not
leaving, then I am!
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I mean it!
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Guys, I'm gonna really leave and
don't even try and stop me, cause I'm gone.
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- We won't! Bring back
more chips.
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- Yeah!
- Whoa!
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I just don't get it!
When I was younger, I loved the wheel of fun!
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- Why am I not surprised?
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Make that very surprised.
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- Max!
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- Derek, will you
read me a story?
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- Sure! Grab me the TV listings.
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- Hey, bro! Can you take me
to Teddy's?
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- Sorry, Ed, I've got big
plans this aft.
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- Derek, can we play,
ah, soccer?
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- Look, you guys can do anything
you want as long as
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it doesn't involve me
leaving the house.
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- But Derek! We're bored!
Entertain us!
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- Sorry Smarti,
but this is my Saturday.
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And after a hard week
of homework...
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- What?
- Look, I'm in charge now, so I make the rules.
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And I only have one rule:
There are no rules.
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Every kid for himself!
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That's a good thing! Now go!
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Wait! If you really wanna do
something...
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You clean my room,
you do my laundry...
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And you... go grab some nail
clippers. We got a busy afternoon ahead of us.
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- Derek, I am not cutting
your fingernails!
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- I meant my toenails.
- Forget it Derek!
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- Yeah, forget it Derek!
- Yeah forget it, Smerek!
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- Hey! You said
you wanted entertainment!
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- So, what do we do now?
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- Well, if we can't go anywhere,
then I'm bringing the fun here.
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- Why aren't you going
over there?
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- Because if Max had wanted
to go out with me this weekend he would've asked me.
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- But Casey, it's fate!
- What's fate?
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- Your sibs treated you like
dirt, so you called me,
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we end up here at
the same place as Max!
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It's so romantic
I could barely stand it!
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So you need to go up there and
you need to talk to him!
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- Okay.
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Not okay.
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- Teddy! Glad
you could make it.
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- Thanks for having me over.
Most parents have banned me from their houses.
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- Well, you won't have
to worry about that here
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'cuz the 'rents
are outta town!
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- Rent-free! Well,
then what are we waiting for?
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Let's get this party started!
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- There's one slight problem.
You know my older brother?
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- Course! Dude's a legend.
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- Well, the dude's being
a bit of a party pooper.
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So, maybe you could use
your skills to convince him to let us have some fun?
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- Edwin, it would be an honour.
- Sweet.
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- What the--
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- Who are you?
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- I'm your worst nightmare.
And your biggest fan. Teddy.
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- So that's why Max was being
all-weird at school.
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He had a date with
his ex-girlfriend.
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- Listen, don't jump
to conclusions.
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They're just probably
old friends hanging out.
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Or not.
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- Comfy?
- Very. Who are you?
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I know you don't know me,
but I know about you.
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The lies, the cons, the scams.
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Edwin's told me everything.
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You're sort'a my...
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inspiration.
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- Really? Then untie me
and I'll inspire you some more.
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- Nice try Derek.
But you can't scam a scammer.
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Now I'll be back in a sec.
Don't go anywhere.
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Operation "bother brother"
has commenced!
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- Yeah!
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- Commenced?
You mean there's more?
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- Of course! Derek can't
get away with what he did!
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What did he do?
Not that it matters.
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- Well, that's just it!
He wouldn't do anything,
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but lie on the couch
and order us around!
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- Yeah! No food, no stories,
no sports, no friends.
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- And he calls himself
a caregiver?
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Well! It's time to have some
fun with Mister...
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No-fun-at-all.
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- Yeah!
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[Laughing]
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- C'mon Smarti!
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- Oh! You want her to stop?
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- No! I mean, c'mon Smarti.
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[Laughing]
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Keep tickling me! I love it!
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Okay, Smerek!
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[Laughing]
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Since you refuse to buy food,
we got some ourselves.
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Ha... From your secret stash!
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- Hey! How'd you know
about that?
237
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,471
- Cuz... I'm inside your head!
238
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:54,213
Oh, but don't worry.
We have a snack for you too.
239
00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:01,781
- I don't think
I can do this.
240
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,724
- Why not? I'll bet
Derek loves broccoli.
241
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:11,190
- Actually I do. Do your worst.
242
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:20,629
Mmm... Crunchy.
243
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,736
- He's good. So we're gonna
have to be...
244
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:26,639
better.
245
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,638
- [TV]: ...Goes through
the caribou's first stomach,
246
00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:35,817
where it is formed
into small balls called cud. This semi-digested...
247
00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:37,648
- Hey, Ted. Just one question...
248
00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:42,323
- I know, I know: Can you turn
this off before you get bored to death?
249
00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:46,534
- No. I was wondering
if you brought "Part Two: The Mating Ritual"?
250
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,729
- That's it! To the
diabolical planning room!
251
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:53,267
[Whispering]: The kitchen.
252
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,169
[Cell phone ringing]
253
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,141
Hello? Hey, Derek.
254
00:13:58,270 --> 00:13:59,810
No, I don't know when
I'm going to be home. Why?
255
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:02,109
Are the kids okay?
256
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,641
- Casey! What are you
doing here?
257
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:08,547
- Oh, I'm just here with Emily.
- Who are you here with?
258
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,951
- Um, I'll let you 2 catch up.
259
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,354
I'll call you later, Case.
See you Max.
260
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:19,232
- Casey! Hello! Hello! Oh!
261
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,730
- Okay, maybe, maybe we should
consider untying Derek
262
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,433
'cuz you've kinda
freaked out Lizzie.
263
00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,495
- Well, we haven't
broken him yet!
264
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:31,704
- I didn't want to break him!
I just wanted to get back at him.
265
00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:35,537
But if we don't break
your brother, your brother will break you later!
266
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:39,454
- You're right!
So, what do we do?
267
00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:42,918
- We have to find...
his real weakness.
268
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,248
[Phone ringing]
269
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,994
- Hello. Oh, hi Kendra.
270
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:52,491
Yeah, Derek's here but he's...
tied up at the moment.
271
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:58,395
[Grunting]
But he said if you called
272
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:01,330
to invite you over!
Oh, okay. Good bye.
273
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:05,267
- Who was that?
- That was his real weakness.
274
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:10,114
[Doorbell]
- Hey bro, thought you'd like some company.
275
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:15,212
- Edwin that better not be...
276
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:18,317
Kendra! Hey!
277
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,420
I was gonna call you,
but as you can see,
278
00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,422
I'm really tied up right now.
279
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,564
Perfect!
Now we can finally talk...
280
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:27,060
About our break up.
281
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:30,462
- Let's leave you
2 love-birds... alone.
282
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,266
- No, no! Stay, ah,
we'll all talk.
283
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,429
Well, sorry bro.
284
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:39,467
You know, it was like you said,
it's every kid for themself.
285
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:45,335
- So, Kendra. Wanna untie me?
286
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:48,407
- Not without some answers!
You can't just break up with me and then avoid me!
287
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,577
- I wasn't avoiding you.
288
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,786
'Kay, maybe just a smidge.
289
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:56,218
Look, I understand
why we broke up.
290
00:15:56,355 --> 00:16:00,225
You are so not a relationship
guy and I am so not a relationship girl!
291
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,489
But, aren't
we still friends?
292
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,328
- Well, that's why
I was avoiding you!
293
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,803
- What?
- See, I can handle being your friend, but I...
294
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:12,743
I can't handle the break up
tears. And see? No tears!
295
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:14,811
So maybe we can
just be friends.
296
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:21,410
- Oh, Derek!
That makes me so happy
297
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,177
because it was so great
going out with you
298
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,346
and I am really going
to miss you even though
299
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,415
you were selfish
and inconsiderate.
300
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:33,194
Because underneath it all,
you are a very special person.
301
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,725
Oh!
302
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:39,001
- Kendra. You forgot
to untie me.
303
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,671
- No I didn't.
304
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:43,099
- Kendra!
305
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:47,305
Wait! Kendra! Wait!
306
00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:50,439
Oh! Well, this is good.
307
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:54,606
Look I think you've
learned your lesson
308
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,517
and we're ready to untie you...
309
00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,218
right?
- Right.
310
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,150
- Wrong!
311
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:05,356
But if you were to apologize...
312
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:09,731
- Oh, of course. And what
exactly am I apologizing for?
313
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,632
For being the worst babysitter
ever, right, Edwin?
314
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:17,796
- Well, in Derek's defense,
Casey was pretty bad too.
315
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:21,566
- Oh, no. It's okay. I am sorry.
Sorry Teddy can't tie a better knot!
316
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,577
Aaah!
317
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:24,909
[Screaming]
318
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,384
Ha! Ha! Ha!
319
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:29,622
- Listen, Case.
I can explain.
320
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,678
That girl you saw me with
was my ex-girlfriend, Amy.
321
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,587
And she wanted
to get back together.
322
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,219
- Oh, well now I feel
so much better.
323
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:40,125
- But I said no.
324
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:43,059
Because...
I met someone else.
325
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:45,055
- Who?
326
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,127
Oh, you mean me?
327
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,796
Wait, wait you
do mean me, right?
328
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:53,314
- Right. See, the thing is
I really like you and I think we should--
329
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,009
[Cell phone ringing]
Hold that thought.
330
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:59,550
- Hello? Yeah,
not a good time, Liz!
331
00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,878
- So, you were saying?
332
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,454
- She hung up on me!
- I'm scared.
333
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,493
Of the big bad Derek? Please!
334
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:10,289
[Banging on the door]
[Screaming]
335
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:14,432
- Open the door now
before I huff and I puff and I kick this door down!
336
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,330
[Screaming]
337
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:18,863
- Ah... what do we do now?
338
00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:20,827
- Run!!
339
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:23,766
[Screaming]
You can't escape me!
340
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,842
- So as I was saying--
341
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:27,111
- You really like me and--
342
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:30,379
[Cell phone ringing]
Leave me alone!
343
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:33,109
Marti? What's wrong?
344
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:37,475
Edwin's friend who? Hello?
345
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,446
I'm sorry Max, but my family
really needs me.
346
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,615
- Do you want me
to come with you?
347
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,463
- No, no, no! This is
my responsibility, but I will be right back.
348
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,659
- Well...
- Don't move!
349
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,558
- Come out here you cowards
and face the music!
350
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,697
- Derek, what's going on?
Are the kids okay?
351
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:55,402
- No, the kids are
far from okay!
352
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,044
- What?
- [Lizzie]: Casey! - [Marti]: Casey!
353
00:18:57,169 --> 00:19:00,239
- [Edwin]: Casey!
354
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:02,442
- Derek! What have you done
to the children?
355
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:05,084
- Me? I didn't do anything! Yet!
356
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:08,010
Perhaps you'd be interested
to know what they did to me!
357
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:11,116
- We only did what we did
because you wouldn't do anything but lie on the couch!
358
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,650
- Derek how could you? Me?
What about you?
359
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:16,816
You were supposed
to be in charge!
360
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,815
And then you went gallivanting
off when they wouldn't follow your orders.
361
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:21,827
- Oh, well they would've
followed my orders if it hadn't been for you!
362
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,200
- Nuh-uh!
You were way too bossy.
363
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,399
- And you were way too lazy!
364
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:28,871
- Well, at least
we had fun with Teddy!
365
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,701
- Where is Teddy?
- Teddy is still here?
366
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,467
- Teddy!
- Who's Teddy?
367
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:37,376
- I'm Teddy. And that's my ride.
Well, this was fun!
368
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,439
Let's do it again soon.
369
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:43,678
- Wow! You're letting him leave
without getting back at him?
370
00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:45,145
- No.
371
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:50,424
No. I totally got him back.
372
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,716
- You did?
- Oh, yeah!
373
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,458
And you didn't bail after trying
to impose martial law in the house!
374
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:57,434
- She didn't?
- No!
375
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,433
And you and Marti
didn't help Teddy tie me up
376
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:03,995
and Marti didn't tickle my feet
and I didn't eat broccoli!
377
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:07,966
- Yeah! And you don't have
to pound me for inviting Teddy over!
378
00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:13,306
- Right! This day
never happened.
379
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:17,245
It will be a sworn
sibling secret. Agreed?
380
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:21,592
- [All]: Agreed.
381
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,820
- Good. Now let's celebrate
this agreement
382
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:29,327
with cold pizza and milk
of the chocolate variety.
383
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,961
- Oh, you guys mind if
I skip the refreshments?
384
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:34,867
I got a football player
holding his thought.
385
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,414
So, you were saying?
386
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,540
- You've been gone
for an hour.
387
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:45,905
- Oh, nope... Ah,
57 minutes, actually.
388
00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:47,454
But, ah, go ahead,
finish your thought.
389
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,819
- Um, well...
390
00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:55,719
Will you be
my girlfriend?
391
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,864
- I thought
you'd never ask!
392
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:08,404
- Hey, hey! We're home!
393
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,503
- Hey! Welcome back!
394
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:13,806
- Where are the kids?
- Oh, they're all tucked in their little beds.
395
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,739
- Oh, yeah, they're all
tuckered out from such a fun-packed weekend.
396
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,605
- And, ah, how was your weekend?
- Oh, it was great!
397
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,745
Derek was a huge help.
He even took over for a bit,
398
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,750
so I could, uh, go
out on a date.
399
00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:26,622
- You helped? You must have
really wanted to avoid Kendra.
400
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:29,552
- Actually she came over here.
We had a nice little chat.
401
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:33,058
- Oh, and I had a nice chat with
Max. A very nice chat.
402
00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:35,191
- Oh! I hope the kids
didn't get in the way.
403
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:38,257
- Oh, they were model children.
Oh, yeah. Little angels.
404
00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:45,839
- Night.
- Night, peeps.
405
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,311
- Georgie, what...
what are you doing?
406
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:52,610
- I'm... I'm just looking for
damage 'cuz there's some lying going on here.
407
00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:55,354
Do you think they had a party?
Did they break something?
408
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,580
I'm going to check
the living room.
409
00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:58,845
- You know what, George?
The house is clean,
410
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,294
the kids are in bed, Casey
and Derek are getting along.
411
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:05,520
Let's just go with it.
- Good call.
412
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:10,529
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413
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:18,174
- Yeah!
414
00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:22,173
Don't shoot.
- Max...
415
00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:25,037
- Fine, if Derek...
[Laughing]
416
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,107
- Why don't you...
[Laughing]
417
00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:30,046
It's so romantic I could
barely taste it.
418
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,952
[Laughing]
What!
419
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:34,485
- What?
[Laughing]
420
00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:43,832
- ♪ Living life with Derek ♪
421
00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:45,902
♪ Living life with Derek ♪
422
00:22:45,952 --> 00:22:50,502
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