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[twinkling
music]
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[twinkling
music]
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[Knocking]
- What?
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- [Derek]: You playing hooky?
It's 8:30.
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- It can't be.
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It is!
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- Oh!
- Why didn't anybody wake me?
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- I just did. Everyone else is
gone. Lucky I heard you snoring.
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- I do not snore.
- Then you sleep with bagpipes?
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- Why aren't you
at school?
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- Dentist appointment.
- Ah, well...
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then I guess I appreciate you
waking me. It's not like you to be helpful.
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- No, it really isn't...
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- What are you doing?
- Waiting to film Casey's reaction when she finds out...
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- It's Saturday!
- That's genius!
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- Derek!
- Whoa!
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- You!
- How was school today, Casey?
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[Derek laughing]
- You... goof!
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- ♪ Used to be my mother and
my sister and me ♪
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♪ A happy little family and
all right with me ♪
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♪ But Mom got married that's
when everything changed ♪
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♪ Some things were lost and
others were gained ♪
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♪ A new school, a new house ♪
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♪ So many changes it makes
my head spin ♪
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♪ Now I've got a brother who
gets under my skin ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Lizzie,
Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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ery day is Prank Day.
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And his favourite target?
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But I will get the last laugh,
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even if it's
the last thing I do.
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- Ha! Ha!
You do the dishes!
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- Ah, but dinner's at seven
and... it's only ten to seven.
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- Ah, no, sweetie,
it's seven.
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- Well that's weird.
My watch stopped.
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- Better change your battery;
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it's very important
to be punctual.
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- [Edwin]: Yeah! You wouldn't
wanna be late for school.
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Unless of course...
it's Saturday!
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- Ba Zam!
- Ha! Ha! Ha!
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- Hey, Lizzie?
Did I miss something?
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- Derek told Casey she was late
for school at 8:30 this morning.
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She got all the way there
before she figured it out.
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- Ouh! I wish I could've
seen the look on your face.
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- You can. Derek taped it!
- Nice! Nice!
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- George!
- Yeah, George, isn't this
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where you reprimand Derek
for his juvenile behavior?
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- You think that's
juvenile?
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How about super gluing your
teacher's beakers to his desk?
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- Oh! Or whoopee cushioning
every seat in math class.
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- You did that?
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- I didn't.
- Dad did.
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- Ah, Mom, you married...
a prankster?
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- Say it ain't so!
- I... I had no idea!
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- I am not a prankster.
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It was just a little hobby
I had in high school...
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university... law school...
now sometimes work.
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- Dad, you're being modest.
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He is a master prankster.
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It's my responsibility to keep
up the family tradition.
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- That's what you choose
to be responsible about?
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- Relax. Pranking you
is just a side project.
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My real genius
is saved for school.
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- Mom, are these sweet potatoes?
- No. They're regular, honey.
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- Then why are they sweet?
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- Okay. Someone put sugar
in the saltshaker.
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- Don't look at me!
That's kids' stuff.
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- Ah, little kids' stuff.
- Gotcha!
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[Laughers]
- Gimme five! Nice work, Marti!
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- Way to go, Smarti!
- Hey ho!
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- You have inherited the Venturi
prankster gene. - Yes!
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[Electrical charge]
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[Phone ringing]
- [George]: I'll get it!
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- Probably Derek
prank-calling his own house.
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- We should totally
get back at them!
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- Girls, the way to deal with
pranksters like the Venturis
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is to refuse to give them the
satisfaction of reacting at all.
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- Easy for you to say.
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They didn't put itching powder
in your soccer shorts.
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I'd rather not talk about it.
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- Hey, Nora!
So that was your, ah, sister.
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She's, ah, she's coming
to stay with us this Friday.
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- What?
- Yeah, she said she needed a break from Harry.
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- A break? But we just threw
them a wedding three months ago!
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George, why didn't you
let me talk to her?
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- Because, because...
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I'm kidding!
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She called to invite us
for dinner next week.
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- George, that's not funny!
- What do you mean not funny?
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You should have seen
your reaction.
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You... you were all pink
and blotchy, and...
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- Uh! George!
How could you!
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- Aaah... Oooh...
Get a sense of humour!
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- Way to not react, Mom!
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- Be careful, Lizzie.
The Venturis are on a roll.
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[Sighing]
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- Ew! Do you know
where that's been?
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- Yeah, on the toilet
where you put it.
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- Well ya can't blame
a guy for trying.
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- Can't blame a girl
for figuring it out.
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Ah!
- [Edwin]: Gotcha!
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- EDWIN!
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- You're all wet.
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- Yeah! From the toilet.
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- Ew! How?
- Really rather not talk about it.
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- Just help me figure out
how to get Edwin back.
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- Lizzie, I know revenge
is tempting, but we can't sink to their level.
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- Casey, I got sprayed
by the toilet.
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How much lower can I sink?!
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- Come on, you think I liked
racing to school on a Saturday?
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You think I liked begging
the janitor to let me in a class to study?
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- That wasn't part of the prank.
- Okay, so the studying was my idea.
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The point is, McDonalds
are not pranksters.
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And if we ignore the Venturis,
they'll stop. Okay?
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[Fart sound]
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[Alarm clock]
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DEREK!
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DEREK!
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Derek's student card?
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Typical.
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- Honey, aren't you going
to be late for school?
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And why are you wearing
Derek's Orangutan T-shirt?
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- Because my shirt drawer has
been emptied by the orangutan
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who sabotaged my clock, hid
the towels and stole my make up.
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- Is that why you're wearing
Derek's deodorant?
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- I'd rather not talk about it.
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- Hi, Emily. Hi, jerk!
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- Hey! You're wearing my shirt!
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- Oh!
[Students laughing]
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And that's all my stuff!
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- Rolling out
the red carpet are we?
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- Sorry, I was crazy late and
I had to use my brother's deodorant
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and... why am I telling you
this Mister...
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- Lassiter.
The new principal.
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- It's very nice
to meet you, Mr. Lassiter.
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- Casey McDonald is
the most beautiful...
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I-I mean best student
at, ah, Thompson High.
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- Really?
Well, Ms. McDonald,
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along with a strong
academic performance,
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I am a big believer in
punctuality, grooming and, ah... tidiness.
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You appear to be
oh-for-three.
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- Well, believe me,
Mr. Lassiter, I believe in all those things too.
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- She really does, sir!
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- I'm, ah, glad to hear it.
And tomorrow, I'll be glad to see it.
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- Okay.
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- And who are you?
- [Tinker]: Derek Venturi.
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He got to know the last
principal very well.
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- Oh! I look forward to the same
opportunity. Very nice to meet you, young man.
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- Likewise.
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Way to impress the new guy
with your deodorant shtick?
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- How'd that go?
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- Horribly!
Lassiter seems tough.
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- I hope Derek's careful
breaking him in.
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- I hope he's care-less and gets
kicked out and sent away to military school
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- SIR, DAD, SIR!
HERE ON LEAVE, SIR!
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- At ease, son.
How's military school?
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- GOT WHAT I DESERVED, SIR!
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- Well, come on in.
- SIR, NO, SIR!
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LEAVE ENDS IN O-FIVE SECONDS
SIR! I'LL RETURN IN SIX MONTHS,
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SIR!
- Dismissed.
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- Paul, I just don't get
what is so funny.
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- What's so funny about what?
- In general:
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what is so funny? I mean I could
make you laugh if I told you a joke.
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Or I could laugh at you if you
did something embarrassing.
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Like the time you tipped back
in your chair and fell over?
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- Ha! Ha! Ha!
You thought that was funny?
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- No... Even though you landed
with your head in the trash can.
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- I got a banana in my ear!
- Exactly my point.
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It is sick to laugh
at someone else's discomfort.
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But at least
that was an accident.
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What about people who cause
other people to embarrass themselves?
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- Such as - a shot
in the dark - Derek?
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- Yes!
- Uh-uh.
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- How do I get him to
stop pranking me? - Ignore him.
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- I should do something
to embarrass him so much
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he will never prank again.
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- Two wrongs
do not make a right.
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- Really? How bout two hundred
wrongs? Including being born!
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- I dunno if that's such
a healthy way... to look at things.
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- Are you okay?
- Never better.
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Session's over.
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- Tinker, what are you doing?
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- Can you believe it?
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Lassiter brought
his own stupid furniture.
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I'm supposed to "feng shui"
his office for him, but...
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I have no idea what that means.
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- Ah... I do. Um, maybe
I could give you a hand?
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- Yes! Please!
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- Hi. Morning. Morning.
- Good morning.
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- Whaaaaaaaaat?
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Attention, students.
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I said attention!
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I am missing the following
personal items:
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a three-drawer oak desk,
a walnut carved credenza,
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an executive orthopedic
office chair,
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and a coat rack...
with a coat attached!
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- A huge prank on Lassiter's
first week in charge? That is bold.
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- ... and punished.
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I am not amused.
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- Not amused? That is pure gold.
- [Girls]: Go, Derek! Nice!
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- I know... Nice one, man.
- Yeah, totally epic.
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Your boldest
prank ever.
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- What if I told you
I didn't do it?
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- You didn't do it.
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Hey, everyone:
Derek didn't do it!
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- Yeah, way to go, man!
You're not "the man".
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- Ah, well, what can I say?
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Somebody's gotta show Lassiter
who really steers this ship, right?
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- I don't believe this!
Derek is getting kudos?
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He won't get away
with this!
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- You're right.
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He won't.
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- So, did anything exciting
happen in school today?
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- Um, actually, yes. Someone hid
the new Principal's furniture.
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They found his coat rack on the
roof covered in pigeon... stuff.
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- Gross!
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- Ah, sweet!
- Do they know who did it?
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- ♪ Derek, Derek, he's the man,
he can do what no one can! ♪
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- [George]: I would have thought
it was better to test the waters
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with a smaller prank,
before going for the Big Kahuna.
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- Actually, so would I.
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- I would have thought it was
better not to pull any pranks at all.
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- Ye-- Look, Derek,
I'm flattered you want to follow
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in the old man's footsteps,
but, ouh, that was too risky.
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- Not to mention, wrong?
- Yeah, that too.
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I mean, the Principal's
bound to find out.
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- Actually, Derek already met
with the new principal today.
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So, how many detentions
did you get 'Pranky'?
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- None.
- Lucky!
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- And surprising.
- Yeah, I mean, ah...
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he just wants to meet with me
first thing in the morning
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so, ah, I can confess...
or I get expelled.
236
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,442
- Oh... Derek.
237
00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:57,843
- Yeah, and, uh...
he wants to see you too.
238
00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:59,277
- Me?
239
00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,151
[Water spraying]
240
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,945
[Knocking]
- Visiting hours are over.
241
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:14,263
- Are you okay?
You look... worried.
242
00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:17,403
- I'm not worried.
Another day, another prank.
243
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,630
- But you didn't do this prank.
244
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,865
- Funny. You're the only one
who believes me.
245
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:28,912
Weird thing is the prank has all
my trademarks: brash, brave, kinda stupid.
246
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:32,751
And if I didn't know I didn't
do it, I'd think I did do it.
247
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:36,078
So, there's only
one logical explanation:
248
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:39,885
someone set me up. But who?
249
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,889
- You can't think of anyone
who would love to get you back
250
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:45,092
for something you did
to him? Or her?
251
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:47,394
- Pierce in our bio class.
252
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:49,956
He thought I put a frog
in his lunch.
253
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:51,955
- Didn't you?
- Of course.
254
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:56,167
Or, ah, Kalish in gym? He had
that problem with, ah, the elastic in his shorts.
255
00:13:56,302 --> 00:14:00,472
- But isn't there anyone else
you delight in tormenting on a daily basis?
256
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:03,776
- Other than you?
- No, not other than me: me!
257
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,151
- You? The girl
who can't pick up a lamp
258
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:13,453
without calling
a moving company?
259
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,646
You don't have the muscle.
260
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,158
- But I do have the nerve.
261
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,560
And I might have
had an accomplice
262
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,863
who might have had
a key to Mr. L.'s office
263
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:26,125
and permission to use the
school's furniture dolly.
264
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:28,995
- Tinker Tomlin and you?
265
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,839
Impressive. For a rookie.
266
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:35,542
- You're-you're not mad?
- Mad?
267
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:38,014
Why would I be mad?
268
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:40,453
My ridiculously high
high school status
269
00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:43,549
just got ridiculously higher.
270
00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:45,652
- But aren't you worried
about being expelled?
271
00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:48,594
- No, cuz this time,
I can tell the truth.
272
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I'm innocent.
273
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:53,586
- Argh! Even when I pull
something off, you win!
274
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:09,443
[Clicking]
275
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:16,154
- Dad. Relax. Everything
is going to be fine.
276
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,922
- I am relaxed! Listen,
I speak in court before judges all the time.
277
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:22,892
This guy's just
a high school principal.
278
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,492
So why am I so nervous?
279
00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:28,134
- Mister Venturi,
glad you could come in today.
280
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:33,572
- It's my pleasure. I mean,
not that this is pleasurable.
281
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,569
Believe me,
I'm not happy to meet you.
282
00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:38,301
I mean, under
these circumstances.
283
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,807
Under normal circumstances,
I mean, we could hang out. I'd love to.
284
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,441
We could maybe... We could maybe
go bowling sometime-- - Dad!
285
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:48,246
- Yeah, right. Right.
286
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:52,280
So... So, we got a... Yeah,
we got a little situation here.
287
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,648
- Or a big one,
depending on your perspective.
288
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,087
- Well, I mean I'd just
like you to know that, um,
289
00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:00,263
I can vouch for
my son's integrity.
290
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:03,662
- Hmm. Well, I'm afraid
that doesn't hold much weight.
291
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:10,666
Unless, uh, these records
refer to another George Venturi?
292
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,673
- Way to go, Dad!
293
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,865
- Isn't there a statute of
limitations on that kind of... high-jinks?
294
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,538
- Nope.
295
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:22,507
So, Derek, what have you got
to say for yourself?
296
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:27,421
- Psst! Casey!
297
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,220
- Tinker? What are you doing?
298
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:33,026
- I need to talk to you.
I'm worried about Derek.
299
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,158
- Don't. We pull the prank
of the year and he gets all the credit!
300
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,855
And he's gonna come up
smelling like roses. Again!
301
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,798
- What do you mean?
302
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,668
- Derek's gonna deny he did it.
303
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,513
And because there's no evidence,
he'll get off.
304
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,978
- That's why I'm worried,
there is evidence: Derek's student card.
305
00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,109
- Oh no!
306
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,954
It must have fallen out
of the pocket of Derek's Orangutan shirt!
307
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,980
- You can't let him deny it!
He has to confess or Mr. L. will expel him for sure.
308
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,718
- But he didn't do it!
- I know he didn't!
309
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,994
- Well, I'm just going to have
to tell Lassiter I did it and face the music.
310
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,955
- You can't! He'll
know you had help.
311
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,503
I don't wanna get in trouble
for a prank Derek didn't do!
312
00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:13,029
- Well I've gotta do something
before it's too late!
313
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,395
- Free Derek now!
314
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,904
- Oh no, are
they already in there? - Yeah. I'm sitting vigil.
315
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,807
- Well I have to go in
there and take the fall. - For something you didn't do?
316
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:23,539
Who knew you cared about
Derek so much - or at all!
317
00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:26,005
- Em, Derek didn't do it.
I did it.
318
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:30,416
- No way! You would never
do something like that!
319
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,549
- But I did do
something like that! - Casey, this is serious!
320
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:36,115
If only Lassiter knew how much
Derek means to the school.
321
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:40,286
- You're right, Em!
I'll be right back.
322
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,830
Keep the faith!
323
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:48,266
- Free Derek now!
[Clicking]
324
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,740
- So, ah...
325
00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:54,209
I know it's important
to tell the truth,
326
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:59,239
so what I'd like
to say is...
327
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:00,908
I didn't do it.
328
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:07,685
- Um, Mr. Lassiter...
Can I call you Fred?
329
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,190
- My name is Frank.
- Okay, Frank--
330
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:12,392
- Mr. Lassiter to you.
331
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:18,834
- Mr. Lassiter, despite the fact
that Derek is the son of a master prankster
332
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:22,104
and, ah, well, he is a master
prankster in his own right...
333
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:25,744
if he said he didn't do it,
I believe him. And I hope you do too.
334
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,311
- I wish I could.
But the problem is,
335
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,910
I have evidence
that Derek is the culprit.
336
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:37,149
This was found
jammed in my credenza.
337
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:42,594
- My student card?
- Hmm-hmm.
338
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:44,121
- Rookie mistake.
339
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,426
- Rookie? Uh-uh,
you're no rookie.
340
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:51,328
- So I have no option but to...
341
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,633
[Cheering and drumming]
342
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:57,036
What the heckskey?
343
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:03,642
[Cheering and drumming]
344
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,390
- Yeah!
345
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:19,932
- ♪ We love you,
Derek, yes we do! ♪ - Yeah, sing it, Emily!
346
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,688
- ♪ We love you, Derek
And we'll be true ♪
347
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,358
♪ Oh, Derek,
we love you! ♪
348
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:30,067
[Acclaiming]
349
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:33,642
- Mr. Lassiter?
- Deodorant girl?
350
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:36,982
- Mr. Lassiter, we the students
- and a few teachers -
351
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,079
are demonstrating
to demonstrate to you
352
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,711
that Derek Venturi is a valued
member of our community
353
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,417
and we would be heartbroken
if he was expelled. - Yeah!
354
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,590
- We love you, Derek!
- Yeah!
355
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:49,118
[Cheering]
356
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:52,764
- Derek goes, we all go!
- [All]: Yeeeeeah!
357
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,960
- Well, I, ah...
358
00:19:57,095 --> 00:20:02,165
I must confess, I've never seen
such a heartfelt endorsement of a student before.
359
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,671
- Does that mean
I can stay?
360
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,673
- No.
[Sighs of deception]
361
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:11,305
What sort of principal would
I be if I made exceptions to very serious rules?
362
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:13,753
- Ah, the best principal ever!
363
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,079
[Cheering]
364
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:25,320
- Mr. Lassiter rules!
[Acclaiming]
365
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,573
- Oh, what the hecksey...
366
00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:39,302
Derek stays!
- Yeeeah!
367
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:44,538
[Cheering]
368
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,077
- Alright!
- [Derek]: Thank you!
369
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,350
- So no punishment
at all?
370
00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:57,916
- Worse. Lassiter wants
to use my popularity
371
00:20:58,056 --> 00:21:02,086
to motivate other students,
so I am now the "School Spirit Consultant".
372
00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:04,127
- That's very cool.
373
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:07,232
- Sure it is.
[Sighing]
374
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:10,066
- And, Casey, to stick up for
your brother like that... that's very touching.
375
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,502
- Yeah. Yeah, it really was.
376
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,968
And, Derek, we still need to
discuss why you lied in there.
377
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,207
- Okay, George,
Derek didn't lie.
378
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:21,313
I'm the one who
pulled the prank.
379
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:29,091
[All laughing]
380
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:38,059
- Oh, there she goes, sticking
up for me again. Cheers to Casey!
381
00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:41,296
- [All]: Cheers to Casey!
382
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,235
- Dribble glasses?
383
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:51,544
- Yeah! It was Lizzie's idea.
384
00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:55,207
- Gotcha!
- The McDonalds strike back!
385
00:21:57,215 --> 00:22:01,185
- Wouh!
[Victory song]
386
00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:03,319
- Ah!
387
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,563
Ouh!
388
00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:10,362
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389
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:43,262
- ♪ Living life with Derek ♪
390
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:46,695
♪ Living life with Derek ♪
391
00:22:46,745 --> 00:22:51,295
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