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[twinkling
music]
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[twinkling
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- "Keep on rockin'...
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Derek."
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Later.
- Signing autographs already?
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- What? I can't hear you -
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'cuz the buzz on our
band is deafening!
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Dude, we are so going
to win Clash of the Bands.
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- But we've never played in
public! And we don't have a lead singer!
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Or really a band name!
Or any talent, for that matter.
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- Would you calm down, Captain
Buzzkill? I've got a name for our band name:
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D-Rock!
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- Sick name, dude!
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- Sheldon, where
did you come from?
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- I get asked
that question a lot.
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Anyway, so D-Rock is looking
for a front man, huh?
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- How did you know that?
- 'Cuz I'm spying on you!
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[Scary music]
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Anyways, your singer
search is over
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'cuz Shlepper's got the sweetest
pipes at Thompson High.
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♪ La... mi... ♪
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- Ah, sorry, Shlep.
Position's filled.
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- By who?
- Ah... me.
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- Well, that's coolio, you know,
'cuz I'm more of a solo artist.
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Catch you guys later.
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- You sing?
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- As long as our amps are
cranked, we're never gonna have to find out.
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So rehearsal, my place,
this afternoon?
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Unless you'd rather
avoid something.
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- What - other
than your singing? No.
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- Chillz! Then get ready
to rock my living room!
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- Okay.
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- ♪ Used to be my mother and
my sister and me ♪
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♪ A happy little family and
all right with me ♪
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♪ But Mom got married that's
when everything changed ♪
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♪ Some things were lost and
others were gained ♪
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♪ A new school, a new house ♪
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♪ So many changes it makes
my head spin ♪
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♪ Now I've got a brother who
gets under my skin ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Lizzie,
Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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uld say something.
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And if you're gonna sing,
it should be about something.
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And then there's Derek.
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[Loud rock music]
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- ♪♪ She said it was over,
but it was not over! ♪
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♪ She said it was over,
but it was not over! ♪
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♪ She said it was over,
but it was not over! ♪
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♪ Na-na-na-na-na! ♪
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♪ Na-na-na-na-na-yeah! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! ♪♪
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- Whoo...
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- Oh...
- Ah...
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- Oh...
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- Encore! Encore! Encore!
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That was awesome!
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- Yeah, that was
awesomely... loud.
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- My ears are still ringing!
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- Yeah. It was cool
when you all stopped playing.
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...At the same time.
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- Okay, more importantly though,
how did we look?
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- What'd you think, Casey?
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- Oh, um, well, well, ah...
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- C'mon... We can take it.
- Okay...
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You guys are awful.
- What are you talking about?
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They rocked! You need to get
your hearing checked!
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- What?
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- Actually, this time
and this time only,
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Casey's totally right.
We stink, guys.
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There's no way I'm getting up
and singing in front of people who actually matter.
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- [All]: Hey!
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- But the whole school thinks
we're gonna win this thing, man!
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We can't let our fans down!
My Mom's even making t-shirts!
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- Well, then we need
a new singer by Monday
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'cuz it ain't gonna be me.
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- Back in the day, my band,
"George in the Jungle,"
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we had lead singer problems too
after Alvin got mono.
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- Dad...
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please no more stories about
the Stone Age of eighties rock.
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- It wasn't the Stone Age,
it was the golden age!
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We knew how to rock, little man.
And we had the mullets to prove it!
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- Maybe D-Rock needs
a female singer.
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- Yeah, like Avril or Ashlee!
- Or Daphne!
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My imaginary friend!
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She sings "Polly Wolly Doodle"
all the day.
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- Yeah, well, thanks
for the input everyone,
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but this is a serious,
alt-rock-punk band,
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not some soft-rock girl band.
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- Like your 'na-na-na' lyrics
were so serious.
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- I don't care about lyrics.
I care about finding a cool lead singer
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who can stay in key
and stay outta my way.
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- You know, Casey
has a good voice.
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- A beautiful voice!
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She was in every musical
at our last high school!
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- Oh, well!
If we need a "Fiddler on The Roof", I'll give her a call.
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Sam, this is an emergency band
meeting, not a buffet.
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- Sorry.
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[Sighing]
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- Dude, are those leather pants?
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- I wish. They're vinyl
and they don't breathe.
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Ah, what are you guys
wearing Monday?
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- Clothes... that breathe.
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- Ladies, can we talk
wardrobe later?
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Right now we have
a lead-singer crisis.
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- Forget the lead singer, man.
D-Rock'll just be an instrumental group!
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- But we can barely play
our instruments. - So, man?
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When the girls see me up
there in my leatherish pants-
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- Will you stop with the pants!
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Now, my family has this idea
that we go with a female singer.
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- Yeah, like a rocker-babe!
Yeah, great idea, man!
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- It would take the focus
off how bad we sound.
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- Well, how's my favourite band?
You guys need anything?
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- Yeah, a good-looking female
singer who's ready to front our band, like, um, now.
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- Well, I'd be happy to scout
some talent and hold auditions...
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as your manager.
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- [Classic voice]: ♪ She said it
was over but it was not over ♪
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♪ Yeaaaaaaaah! ♪
[Glass breaking]
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- [Edwin]: Next.
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- [Country voice]: ♪ She said
it was over, baby, but it's not over ♪
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- Next. Next. Next.
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- ♪ She said it was over and,
man, was it over- ♪
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- Whoa!
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Do you think this is funny?
Derek is gonna kill me!
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And then he's gonna fire me!
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- I thought we
were pretty good, man. - Ah, that's show biz...
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- [Casey, in the shower]: ♪ For
to see my Sal sing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day ♪
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♪ Oh my Sal,
she is a pretty gal ♪
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♪ Sing Polly Wolly Doodle
all the Day! ♪
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- So, she was no good.
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And then, finally,
there's Lana Logan;
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attractive, but a butter voice.
- A butter voice?
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- She's perfect,
'but her' voice.
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- Edwin. I need a singer - now!
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- Well, there is someone...
- Great! How fast can she be here?
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- Pretty fast.
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- [Casey]: ♪ Singing Polly Wolly
Doodle all the daaaaaaaay! ♪
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♪ Polly Wolly Doodle
all the day ♪
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- I can't believe it.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh - she's perfect.
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- Let's talk business.
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You have a relationship
with Casey, right?
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- Duh! She's my sister.
- Yeah, well as Derek's manager,
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I need you to get Casey
to join D-Rock.
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- Have you lost it?
Casey would never do that.
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- Well, she might -
if you convince her. - What's in it for my client?
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- Your client? Since when?
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- Since now.
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Casey's interests
are my interests.
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Working hard or hardly working?
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- Ah... The first one?
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- I knew it. Just like you
always do when you're bummed.
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- And what am I bummed about?
- Sam.
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Ever since you guys broke up,
you've been in a slump.
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- I'm not in a slump!
Breaking up was the right thing.
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Course it is hard to see him
here all the time
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and at school and not being
his girlfriend anymore...
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You're right - I am in a slump.
- I know.
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And I think the best way to
bust out of that slump is to take a risk!
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Do something you've always
secretly wanted to do!
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- Dye my hair blond?
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- Better! Be the lead singer
in D-Rock! What do you think?
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- [Casey]: Ha! Ha! Ha!
- [Edwin]: So what'd she say?
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- After she stopped crying from
laughing so hard, I think I heard a "No".
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You're gonna have
to sweeten the deal.
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- What deal?
- My deal.
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- Lizzie's demanding artistic
freedom, a band name change
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and the deal breaker -
a 'be nice' clause.
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- Be nice? To who?
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- To Casey. No insults,
put-downs, shut-ups,
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dirty looks, dirty jokes
or sarcastic comments!
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- So am I supposed
to wear a muzzle?
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- No, I put my foot down
about the muzzle.
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- Okay, well put your other foot
down, cuz it's my band!
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And I choose the name,
I choose the music
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and I choose not
to 'be nice'!
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- Fine! Then you choose
to sing yourself.
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- Okay - the band name change is
a no-go, but we can live with that, right?
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- I'm sorry, Liz, but I can't
live with any of this.
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- The idea of being in a band
with Derek is ludicrous enough,
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but how am I gonna get over Sam
if I have to see him even more?
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- Cuz maybe you guys
will become friends?
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- Well... I would
really like that.
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- Then take that risk!
Find your inner rocker-chick!
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Are you with me?
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- Initial here for the
'artistic freedom' clause.
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Here for the
'no-name change' clause.
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Right here for
the 'be nice' clause.
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- [Nora]: Oh,
this is so exciting!
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- Done!
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[Bass]
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- Ah, what's going on?
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- It's a band rehearsal.
- Ha - I didn't call a rehearsal.
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- I did!
- Is that food?
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- Mm-hm.
- No.
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- First of all, my band only
eats take-out, not rabbit food.
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And second of all, my band
never rehearses before noon!
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- Well, our band has a lot of
rehearsing to do before tomorrow!
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- Who do you think you are??
- Ahh-ah-ah... Be nice, remember?
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- What's that?
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- Lyrics for our song.
I took the thin concept
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of your 'Na-na-na' number
and added some real content.
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- I was contented before.
- Oh, c'mon!
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Your song was shallower
than a wading pool.
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Besides, you promised me
artistic freedom.
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- Yeah, well, you're
'artistically free' to leave any time.
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- Fine. If that's how you feel,
then I'll be in my room.
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- Well, it'd 'be nice'
if you stayed there!
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- That was a great
rehearsal, dude.
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- Totally, man! That was
our first band fight!
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We're so rock and roll!
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- My client is very upset.
- My client is very annoyed.
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- Well, your client has violated
the 'be nice' and the artistic freedom clause.
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- And your client has violated
the 'don't tell Derek what to do' clause.
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- You're making up clauses!
- No, I'm not!
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Check the contract - comes right
after the Santa clause.
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- Fine - go ahead! Make up
all the clauses you want,
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'cuz I'm advising
my client to go solo.
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- Wait! We're family.
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There's gotta be some room
for give and take.
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- Yeah, I agree.
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Whenever you're ready to give,
I'm ready to take.
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- The kid plays hardball.
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- Yeah, it's just
all coming back, so...
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anyway, anyway I'm getting off
track here, but -
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I'm on stage, you know,
with "George In The Jungle."
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The whole school - the whole
school is just going wild!
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It was like "Waaah! George!
George! George!"
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- Kill me. Kill me now.
- [George]: Meant to be there.
233
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:26,649
Anyway, the bass player turns
around and he says "Hey, man"...
234
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,979
- Sorry, bro', but Lizzie's
a tough negotiator.
235
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,975
You gotta let Casey
try her song.
236
00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:35,147
- Absolutely not! I'd rather
listen to Dad relive his rocker past.
237
00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:39,227
- You know
I jammed with Hendricks. - You jammed with Jimi Hendrix?
238
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:42,928
- Floyd Hendricks. No relation.
But man could he ring that cowbell!
239
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:46,132
- Oh, that is so cool!
- [George]: He had them!
240
00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:49,135
- Fine! We'll sing
Casey's lame song.
241
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♪♪♪
242
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:56,410
- ♪♪ We said it was over, but
I never wanted it to end... ♪
243
00:12:56,542 --> 00:13:01,082
♪ We said it was over, now
it's hard to be your friend... ♪
244
00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:06,223
♪ We said it was over, so let's
not try and pretend... ♪
245
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,092
♪ But it's hard
to see you near me... ♪
246
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:12,124
♪ Though our hearts
will one day mend ♪♪
247
00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:16,462
So? Were you guys feeling it?
248
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:19,665
- If by 'it' you mean 'sick' -
yeah. I was feeling it.
249
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,268
- Derek?
250
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,900
- The 'be nice' clause prohibits
me from speaking freely.
251
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,074
- Well... I liked it.
252
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,477
- Thanks, Sam. That means a lot.
253
00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:33,309
- Hey, Ralphy, wanna be
my new best friend?
254
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,580
- Look, I know the song
needs a little work.
255
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:40,285
I was thinking of adding
"vultures of love sing from above..."
256
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:43,389
Something like that!
257
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,392
- Yeah, whatever. Let's talk
about your wardrobe, okay?
258
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:49,564
Now I'm thinking the skimpier
and tighter, the better, huh?
259
00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:53,365
- Is that why you wanted me to
be your front woman? So I can wear revealing clothes?
260
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,499
- No!
- Ew!
261
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,903
- Yeah!
- I object to being objectified!
262
00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,907
If you need me I will -
- You'll be in your room.
263
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:09,454
- Ralph, next time, just keep
your sexist comments to yourself.
264
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:12,522
- Hey! Don't talk like that
to my new best friend!
265
00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:15,521
- Thanks to your new best
friend, we no longer have a lead singer.
266
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,763
- Can I be your singer? Do you
guys know "Happy And You Know It?"
267
00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:26,825
[Loud rock]
268
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:31,295
- Hey.
269
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:34,537
- Look, it - it was nice of you
to come up here to apologize.
270
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:38,443
- Ha! Ha! That's not why I'm
here. Look, just forget Ralph
271
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:41,807
and I'll do your song as long as
you let us crank it up a bit.
272
00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:44,277
- What do you mean?
- I mean this is a rock band!
273
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,416
Not some choir!
274
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:50,022
So, you gotta stop thinking
the music and start feeling it!
275
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:53,485
- I can't stop thinking!
I'm not you!
276
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,296
- Okay, well then try moving
while you're thinking
277
00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:58,298
'cuz we don't need
a statue on stage!
278
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,430
- Derek, I want people
to focus on the music,
279
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,896
not on me getting... funky.
280
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:05,565
- Ha! Trust me
you'll never be funky.
281
00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:07,614
- Look, it's your choice;
282
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,310
we can sing it my way,
or no way.
283
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,650
[Loud rock]
284
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:19,182
[Soft music]
285
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:23,663
- [Girl]: Sounds great.
I'll see ya later. - Sorry.
286
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:28,059
Dude, I been thinking. Ah, maybe
we should blow off this band thing today.
287
00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:29,363
- Uh, I don't think
we can, dude.
288
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:33,125
Our new manager?
He's very enthusiastic.
289
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,898
- Hey, guys! Can't wait
to see "D-Rock" rock!
290
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,668
- Me too! You guys are
my only real competition!
291
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,907
- What about the other bands?
- You guys scared them off.
292
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,413
Now there's only, ah,
"Bobby the Bongo King"
293
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,505
and the "accordion stylings
of Stewie Stephenson"!
294
00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:51,617
[Moaning]
Rock on! Up top.
295
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:58,323
- Dude, our only
competition is Sheldon.
296
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,327
We may actually
win this thing!
297
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,829
- Please! We'll be lucky not
to get laughed off the stage.
298
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,640
- Paul, I am in a great mood.
299
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:12,399
Not even you can burst
my bubble!
300
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:15,138
- Ah - are you calling me
a bubble-burster?
301
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:18,744
- Yes. But you'll be proud to
know that Derek and I are working together.
302
00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:21,907
Well, actually playing
together - in a band!
303
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:23,917
- So this is like a...
a brother/sister act?
304
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:25,779
- No, it's Derek's band,
I'm just the lead singer.
305
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:29,658
But I've steered the group in a
more tasteful musical direction.
306
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,488
- And Derek is down with that?
307
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:35,264
- He has to be! Cuz I'm
the only singer he could find!
308
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:38,634
Ah - I have the power
and I am not afraid to use it!
309
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:41,374
- So, this is about
who's in control?
310
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,840
- No! It - it's about
artistic integrity.
311
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:48,440
- Okay, so if
this is Derek's band,
312
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:51,114
shouldn't you be
singing Derek's music?
313
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,353
- There you go,
bursting bubbles again.
314
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,653
It's always
the same thing with you:
315
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,115
I come in thinking one thing and
I leave thinking something else!
316
00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:05,994
How does that make you feel?
- Um... Like I'm doing my job?
317
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:09,934
Sorry.
318
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,114
- This is silly!
319
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:30,046
When we went out we talked,
like, twenty times a day.
320
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,152
What's wrong with us?
321
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:36,564
- Nothing. It's
just... weird now.
322
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,118
- But I thought that, when
we broke up, we could still be friends.
323
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:40,988
Not two people
who avoid each other.
324
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,796
- I am your friend.
325
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,529
At least, look -
I want to be, but...
326
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,525
- Well, as my friend,
I need you to be honest with me.
327
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:52,667
You know how I kind of convinced
the band to sing my song?
328
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,735
Was that bad?
329
00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:59,143
- You know, I didn't
think so, but Derek does.
330
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,948
- The band is D-Rock.
331
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:07,250
So Sam, my friend,
what do I do now?
332
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:14,390
♪♪♪
333
00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,756
[Laughs]
334
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:25,267
- Next up, the act you've
all been waiting for: D-Rock!
335
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,314
[Cheering]
336
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:32,905
- You ready to rock?
- No, but I'm done puking.
337
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,475
- That is so rock and roll, man!
Whew - let's go!
338
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,085
- [Crowd]: D-Rock! D-Rock!
D-Rock! D-Rock!
339
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:43,159
[Cheering]
340
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:02,472
- One, two...
341
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:07,908
- ♪ We said it was over, but
I never wanted it to end... ♪
342
00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:10,976
- I want it to end!
- ♪ We said it was over, now it's hard to be your friend... ♪
343
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:12,916
- We want the real D-Rock!
344
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:16,461
[Acclamations]
- You know what?
345
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:21,690
So do I!
346
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,997
Hit it, guys!
347
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,771
- [Sam]: One, two...
one, two, three go!
348
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:31,740
[Rock music]
349
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:35,310
- ♪♪ We said it was over
and it was not over! ♪
350
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,810
♪ We said it was over
and it was not over! ♪
351
00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:40,113
♪ We said it was over
and it was not over! ♪
352
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:43,145
♪ Na-na-na-na-na! ♪
353
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:49,315
♪ We said it was over
and it was not over! ♪
354
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:54,429
♪ Ooouh-ooouh-ooouh ♪
355
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,230
♪ We said it was over
and it was not over! ♪
356
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,532
♪ Na-na-na-na-na! ♪
357
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,768
♪ Na-na-na-na-na! ♪♪
358
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:05,740
- For our last act, Sheldon
Shlepper singing an original song.
359
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,471
[Weak applauses]
360
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:14,376
[Soft piano]
361
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:24,693
- ♪♪ [Beautiful voice]:
It's three o'clock on a Friday ♪
362
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:28,163
♪ The cool kids shuffle on out ♪
363
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:31,003
♪ There's a girl
standing next to me ♪
364
00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:35,429
♪ Making a face
like I'm such a lout ♪
365
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:39,397
♪ She says, Sheldon,
get away from me ♪
366
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,468
♪ That's usually how it goes ♪
367
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,508
♪ Then I'm sad
though I'm sweet ♪
368
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,713
♪ And I look at my feet ♪
369
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:50,415
♪ What I'm thinking
nobody knows ♪
370
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:52,449
♪ La da da de da ♪
371
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,654
♪ La da da de da ♪
372
00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:57,356
♪ La da da de da la la ♪
373
00:20:57,489 --> 00:21:01,029
♪ La da da de da ♪
374
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:05,229
♪ La da da de da la la ♪
375
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:09,504
- ♪ La da da de da ♪
- [Girl]: We love you, Sheldon!
376
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:13,308
- [Boy]: Sheldon, you the man!
- ♪ La da da de da la la ♪♪
377
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:22,010
- I can't believe we lost
the contest to Sheldon Shlepper.
378
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:25,517
- I can't believe I lost my
groupies to Sheldon Shlepper.
379
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,451
I mean, some of them.
380
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:31,857
- And a one and a two
and a three...
381
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:35,490
Hit it, Nora!
- ♪ If you're happy and you know it, bang the drums! ♪
382
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:39,897
- Aha!
- ♪ If you're happy and you know it, smash the keys! ♪
383
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:43,002
♪ If you're happy and you know
it and you really want to show it... ♪
384
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,465
♪ If you're happy and
you know it rock on! ♪
385
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:50,735
[Cheering and music]
386
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:53,306
- Hey, D-Rock!
Do you want to jam?
387
00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:55,275
- No, I'm kind of -
I'm kind of rocked out.
388
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:58,724
- Yeah, um...
maybe later - or never.
389
00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:00,690
- One, two, three, four!
390
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:05,660
- Come on Lizzie!
- Yeah!
391
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:08,891
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392
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:23,111
- ♪ I don't play guitar,
but I pretend like I do! ♪
393
00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:27,381
- Go on the mark.
- Ow!
394
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:36,862
- Oh, Greg - happy birthday.
- Yeah, thanks, dude.
395
00:22:40,258 --> 00:22:43,258
- ♪ Living life with Derek! ♪
396
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:46,725
♪ Living life with Derek! ♪
397
00:22:46,775 --> 00:22:51,325
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