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[twinkling
music]
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[twinkling
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♪♪♪
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- Guess I'm not big on the whole
"think first act later" thing.
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- And I'm way too
big on it.
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I don't believe it! Am I
really having a normal conversation with
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the bane of my existence,
A-K-A Derek?
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I mean, usually we're like this.
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- Casey. Put that down.
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- Make me.
- Fine. Don't.
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But prepare to
be shampooed.
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- I've seen your 'bathroom
aim' before.
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No way you hit the target.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Ah!
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And I promised my mom
everything would be fine.
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- Yeah, I promised
my dad too.
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Guess I'm living down
to expectations.
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- But, maybe it'll be okay.
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It's not like it's total chaos.
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[ Screams and loud voices ]
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♪ Used to be my mother and
my sister and me ♪
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♪ A happy little family and
all right with me ♪
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♪ But Mom got married that's
when everything changed ♪
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♪ Some things were lost and
others were gained ♪
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♪ A new school, a new house ♪
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♪ So many changes it makes
my head spin ♪
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♪ Now I've got a brother who
gets under my skin ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Lizzie,
Edwin, George and Nora, Marti and Casey ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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How did this happen? How Does
a person who prides
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herself on being in total
control lose it?
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Why am I sitting on the
bathroom floor?
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Why is there an out-of-control
party in my living room?
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The answer to all of these
questions could only be... Derek.
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Stupid door won't stupid open,
because it's just so--
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- Stupid.
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Casey, the doorknob's been
busted all night.
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I don't think it's just gonna
magically work now.
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- You're right
you don't think.
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In fact, you never
use your head.
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So maybe we should use it
to knock down the door.
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- You need to calm down.
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Take a magazine.
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Have a seat. Everything's
gonna be fine.
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[ Crashing sounds downstairs. ]
- Whoa-oa yeah!
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- Does that sound fine?
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How could I have let
this happen?
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If only I could turn back the
clock to the exact moment when my mom said:
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- We're going away
for the weekend.
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- N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no! This
all started when
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you hogged the remote again.
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- Thanks!
- Excuse me!
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- Give it.
- Let go!
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- Fight, fight, fight!
- Hey, hey! Hey, hey! That's enough.
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That's enough. Hey Nora! Nora!
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A little back up here.
- All right! Everybody!
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- That's it!
- Time out!
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- Time out?
- Mom, we're not six!
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- What's wrong with being six?
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- Nothing, Marti.
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- Can't you two work things
out without fighting?
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I mean, what kind of an example
are you setting for Marti?
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- A bad one.
- It's not my fault Derek has remote rage.
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- Oh, and it's not my fault
you moved in here in the first place.
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- Oh, that's much better.
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- I'm sorry, Mom, but I don't
see an end to this fighting.
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Derek and I don't like
each other.
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- Yeah, won't fight
with you there!
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- And we will continue to fight
and not like each other until
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I leave for university while
Derek sits on this couch
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deciding which correspondence
career path to take.
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- Well, unfortunately we can't
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wait that long because
we're going away for the weekend.
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- Really? That's great!
'Cause you guys totally deserve a vacation.
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- Vacation? Cool!
Where are we going?
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- Ah, Edwin, we're not
going anywhere.
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But, uh, Nora and I are going
to a bed and breakfast for the weekend.
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- We have beds and
breakfast here.
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- W... well, Lizzie, your
Mom and I, we, um,
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we barely had a honeymoon and,
uh, we need some time alone.
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- Okay, so, I don't
want you
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giving Missus Higgenbotham
a hard time.
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- Missus Higgenbotham?!
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- You didn't think we'd leave
you guys overnight
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without a babysitter, did you?
[ Laughter ]
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- Babysitter?!
- Mom, I'm 15.
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I've been baby-sitting
since I was 12.
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It's time to take the next step.
You can trust me.
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- Trust us!
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- Two seconds ago you guys were
wrestling for a remote.
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And we're supposed to leave
you in charge, together?
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- I call a truce.
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- What are you
talking about?
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- I'm talking about you
and me getting along.
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- Let's be realistic. Is
that ever gonna happen?
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- If getting along with you
will get our parents
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out of the house for the
weekend, it has to happen.
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- You think we can solve our
differences just like that?
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- No.
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But we can pretend to.
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- You mean hold our noses
and get along?
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- Exactly.
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- Morning, Mom. Derek would you
like mustard or mayonnaise
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on your sandwich?
- Um, both please. And would you like
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soy milk in your cereal?
- Yes, thank you, I would.
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- Okay, what's going on?
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- I'm making the lunches and
Derek's helping with breakfast.
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- It looks like our house.
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- The bathroom doorknob
is broken.
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- Since when?
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- Since Marti started sticking
her ABC gum in it.
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- Already been chewed.
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- [Marti]: I gotta go!!!
- Okay!
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Better let Marti in the bathroom
before it gets messy in the hall...
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Derek, can you set the table?
- I am setting the table.
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- Yeah, you are
setting the table!
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You two aren't having your early
morning fight? What's going on?
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- Well, we're just acting
responsibly and we're getting along
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with each other.
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- Excellent!
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- [Marti]: I gotta go!!!
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- Think you can tone
it down a bit?
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They're gonna know
we're acting!
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- No, they won't!
- Yes, they will!
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- No, they won't!
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Casey, what would you
like to watch?
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- Oh, no Derek, you choose.
- No, I insist...
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- And I insist you two
cut it out.
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- Like, how naive do you
think we are?
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You're obviously pretending
to get along.
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- George and
I discussed it.
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We're not going very far, and,
um, although it was forced
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and contrived, you two did
manage to work together without fighting.
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And, um, Casey, you've always
been responsible-
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- And Derek you've always
been... good at sports.
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Now's your chance to show
you're responsible too.
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- Wait, does that mean
that we get to...?
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- No babysitter.
- Ha! Ha! Ha!
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- Marti's gonna come with us,
just so you don't have
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too much to handle
and, um...
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if all goes well, we might
do this again... - Mm hm.
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Maybe even without Marti.
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But if all goes wrong, then it's
Mrs. Higgenbotham for life!
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Now, this is a big step
for you two,
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so you better make the
most of it.
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- Oh, trust me, Dad, we will.
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- Ah, clicker, Derek.
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There's a good Hugh
Grant movie on.
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- Ah.
- Don't tell Georgie, but I like Hugh!
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[ Crashing sound ]
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- Why do I have to go with you?
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- Because we can't
imagine a second honeymoon without you, sweet pea.
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Ah, okay, We're going to call to
check in every two hours,
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you've got all the emergency
numbers, you, uh, uh,
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the first-aid kit and you know
what to do in case of a fire.
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- Uh, save your jewelry?
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Stop, drop, and roll.
Call 9-1-1.
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It's okay, mom. I've
babysat before.
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Everything'll be
fine, I promise.
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- I, I know it will.
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- Now, here's my cell phone
in case of emergency.
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Nora has hers, so if
anything happens--
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- Blame Casey. I know,
I'll call.
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- Derek, I really went to
bat for you here.
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Now, I promised Nora that
you can handle this.
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You can handle
this, right?
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- Yes I can handle this.
I promise.
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I don't know why you don't
just trust me.
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It'll be some great
family bonding.
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Alright, this is how
it's gonna work.
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Edwin, Lizzie, you got to
stay in your rooms.
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Casey, stay out of my sight.
- Excuse me?!
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- Why do we have to stay
in our rooms? - You don't.
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Emily's coming over tonight.
We're watching movies.
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- Then you might want to
take the TV upstairs,
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'cuz I kinda need the
space down here.
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- For what?
[ Doorbell ] - I'll get it!
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- Is this where the party is?
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- Hey, how ya doin'?
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All right, drinks
are back there.
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- How could you?
- Easy. Open bag, pour, serve.
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- You're having a party and you
didn't tell me?!
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I thought we were watching a
movie! I'm wearing sweats!
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- It's not my fault! Derek did
it without telling me!
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- He did?
That is awful!
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Hey Derek.
Cool party.
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- Thanks.
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- Guys, could you not erase
my saved game?
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It's taken me a year to
get to level nine.
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That's like ten per
cent of my life.
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- Move.
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- Come on, move it!
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- Ew.
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Gross. Uhh...
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[ Cheering ]
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- I can't believe you?!
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We promised our parents we
wouldn't let them down.
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Trashing the house definitely
falls under that category.
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- Casey, calm down.
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They won't even know, it's
just a few friends.
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And a few
friends' friends.
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- Well get your friends' friends
out of here before this gets out of hand!
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- It won't get
out of hand!
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- Time for
a dance floor!
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- I hope.
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- Wooh!
[ Laughter ]
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- I saw this guy touching
tongues with the girl, it was gross.
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- Give it a couple years.
- I'm giving you ten minutes
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to get everyone out of here
before I do it myself.
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In the meantime you
two go upstairs.
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- But I was making friends!
- Go!
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- Fine by me.
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Teenagers
are freaks.
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- Okay, I know the party's
a little bigger
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than I expected, but
c'mon, lighten up!
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You're 15 going on 50.
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C'mon Casey!
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Don't you ever want to live a
little... dangerously?
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- So Emily wanted me to go to
this neo-pop-punk concert thing
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but I figured if I go, it'll
totally throw off my study schedule.
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- Casey, Casey, most teenagers
don't ever think about the consequences.
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But don't you ever
want to just...
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You know...
- What?
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- Cut loose! Cut loose
and have some fun?
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- Cut loose?
- Yeah. - No.
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But I have fun all the time.
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- Oh, really, really. When?
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- Um... Well, what's more
fun than leading
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a well organized
and structured lifestyle?
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- Ha! Ha! Ha! Are you,
are you kidding?
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- No.
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[ Bell rings ]
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- I was totally confused.
How does this work?
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- Away! Old!
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This sucks!
239
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,603
- Maybe we should hide.
240
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,969
- Don't worry about it Lizzie,
teenagers are nothing to be afraid of.
241
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:16,739
Besides, if we're going
to become them someday, we need to observe their behaviour.
242
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:20,739
You know, like scientists study
wild animals on the Nature Channel.
243
00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:26,478
- This is all garbage!
Who buys this stuff? - That's it!
244
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:30,022
All right, people! Party's over!
Sorry no loot bags.
245
00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:32,749
- No, no, no, no! Everything's
okay! Party on!
246
00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,085
[ The crowd cheers ]
247
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,320
Casey, what are you
trying to do?
248
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:37,715
- I'm trying to get people
out of here!
249
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:40,357
- Well, why can't you try
to have fun?!
250
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,203
- Fine. But I won't like it!
251
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:46,029
- That guy wants to talk
to the cute girl who's throwing the party!
252
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,025
- Emily, I'm trying to get
people out of here.
253
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,237
This is not the time to
be talking to a...
254
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,771
really cute guy.
- Hey!
255
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:57,837
This is a cool party. Do you
wanna go dance?
256
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:12,455
- Observe the normal female
teenager in her habitat.
257
00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:16,631
- That's no normal female
teenager. That's Casey.
258
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:21,374
- Yeah, my parents leave me
in charge all the time.
259
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,970
- Dude, the bathroom
doorknob's broken.
260
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,743
And I really gotta go.
261
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:27,741
- Okay, I'll get
my daaaa--
262
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:29,843
I mean,
my tool belt.
263
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,545
- I see you around school.
264
00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:35,578
You don't seem like the
throw-a-party kinda girl.
265
00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:40,024
- Really? I love to have fun.
Wait?!! You can't go upstairs!!
266
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,622
- Yeah!
- Stop that! - Do it!
267
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,585
- Come back here!
268
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,233
Clean that up!
269
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:49,398
Go to my room
and stay there. Now!
270
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:56,442
Derek!
- Don't shut the... door.
271
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,839
- You started this party so you
have to stop it now!
272
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:00,771
- Well that's gonna
be kinda tough
273
00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:02,876
since...
274
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,838
We're locked in
the bathroom!
275
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,407
- What are you
talking about?!
276
00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:13,547
We're locked in
the bathroom!
277
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,816
- Mmm hmmm.
- What are we gonna do?!
278
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,285
I can't supervise what's going
on down there from in here!...
279
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:21,164
Okay, don't panic, at least
Emily's down there.
280
00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:23,833
- Oh yeah, Casey and I throw
parties all the time.
281
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,833
- Yeah?
- Mm hmm.
282
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:29,435
- Help, we're locked in!
283
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:32,138
This is a disaster!
- I know.
284
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:34,741
The party of the year and we're
locked in the bathroom.
285
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,714
[ Scream and crashing
sounds downstairs ]
286
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,612
- We've gotta call
for help, now.
287
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,654
- Uh, okay, but, but
not our parents.
288
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:43,079
- Then who?!
289
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:47,145
- A rocking party in our own
house and Casey sticks us here?!
290
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:49,956
She is so mean! Well,
you know what?
291
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:51,489
We can be mean too!
292
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,894
[ Phone rings ]
293
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,785
Macdonald-Venturi residence.
294
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,828
- Edwin, we're locked in
the bathroom! We need your help!
295
00:14:57,963 --> 00:15:01,433
- Yeah. Let me think about
that... No!!!
296
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,737
- Put Lizzie on
the phone...
297
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,310
- Hello?
298
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:08,738
- Someone has to go downstairs
and calm down the crowd.
299
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:10,784
Or find Emily and bring
her upstairs.
300
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,709
- But it's scary
down there.
301
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:15,045
What if they want to pierce
me in weird places?
302
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:17,420
- Put Edwin on
the phone!
303
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:18,779
- Hello?
304
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,818
- Edwin, I don't care how you
do it, just calm the crowd
305
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:24,864
and I'll give you my allowance
for a month. - Deal!
306
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:28,590
If I don't come back, half
my stuff goes to you.
307
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:31,357
[ Cash box bell ]
- What about the other half?
308
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,010
- Your attention please!
309
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:45,039
Behold the wonders of the
Incredible Edwino!
310
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,907
Pick a card, any card!
311
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,617
- King of dorks!
312
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:53,688
- Um, I see we...
have a joker!
313
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:56,459
- Let's shave his head!
- Emily, help!
314
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,088
- Kinda busy here.
315
00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:00,563
- Get him!
316
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:08,074
- Lizzie, just try and pull
the doorknob off.
317
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,670
- I can't! It just spins.
318
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,543
I think it's broken!
319
00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:14,141
- We know it's broken.
320
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,443
- Hey Derek! I didn't know
you were friends
321
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,405
with guys on the senior
hockey team.
322
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:22,214
- I'm not.
- You are now! - Uh... what? Edwin!
323
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,078
Get them out of here.
- Forget it!
324
00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:25,876
There's no way I'm going
back down there!
325
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:29,248
They're gonna shave my head!
Teenagers are freaks.
326
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,958
- Let's hide in the attic.
- Good call!
327
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:35,759
- Lizzie, comme back here!
328
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,034
- Edwin! I'm gonna pound you!
[ Door slam ]
329
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,940
- Let's play hockey!
- Who's got a puck?!
330
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:46,609
- We have to call our parents.
The house could get wrecked!
331
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,609
- No. It's too late.
You should've
332
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,611
called earlier! I-I-I can't
deal with my dad now.
333
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,853
[ Cell phone ]
334
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:55,048
Hello? Dad?!!!
335
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,953
Party? Who said we're having
a... a party?
336
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,386
No friends. Just a... a
small study group.
337
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,532
Dad, Dad, you're breaking up...
338
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:19,507
I can't believe it. He assumed
I'd have a few friends over.
339
00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,438
Well, I can't have him
calling back.
340
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,943
- You can't turn that off!
What if there's an emergency?!
341
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,706
- He shoots, he scores!!!
342
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,484
- Give me the phone, I'm
calling George back!
343
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,053
- No!
- Yes! - No!
344
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,551
- Yes! This party
has to stop.
345
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:35,023
- Calm down.
- Calm down?
346
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,764
I hate it when people tell
me to calm down!
347
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,530
It makes me very tense!
348
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:42,358
- Casey. Put that down.
349
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,004
- Make me.
350
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,869
- Fine, don't!
351
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,439
But prepare to
be shampooed!
352
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:53,438
- I've seen your 'bathroom aim'
before. No way you hit the target.
353
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:42,424
- A party? How come I
wasn't invited?
354
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,696
- Not now! I'm busy!
355
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,671
- Uh, Emily.
356
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:59,940
[ Sound of truck honking ]
Have you seen my children?
357
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,780
- Ha! Ha! Ha!
358
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:06,139
- Ho! Ah!
359
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,148
- It's official! You've
driven me crazy.
360
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,250
- Yeah? Well, it wasn't
a far drive.
361
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,322
I can't believe you just
laughed at that.
362
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:14,221
I heard that one
from Edwin.
363
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,963
Guess I have driven you
crazy. Sorry.
364
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:20,689
- Wait, did you just say
"Sorry?"
365
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,856
- No. Why would I?
366
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,125
- No reason.
367
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,132
And I promised my mom
everything would be fine.
368
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,168
She's gonna be
so disappointed in me.
369
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,013
- Yeah, I promised
my dad too.
370
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:35,108
Guess I'm living down
to expectations.
371
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,410
- But maybe it'll be okay.
372
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,383
It's not like it's total chaos.
373
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,151
[ Screams and slamming door ]
374
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,950
- Probably shouldn't have thrown
a party the first time
375
00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:49,616
our parents went away
for the weekend.
376
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:53,725
- Then why did you?
- I don't know. It's...
377
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:57,029
It's like people expect me
to mess up, so I do.
378
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:02,897
But don't worry, I, I'm sure
they'll just blame me. You'll be fine.
379
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,395
- Thanks.
380
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:08,537
But it was actually kinda fun.
Before it got nuts.
381
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:10,914
- Um... Why is it all
quiet downstairs?
382
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,113
You don't think
the police came and cleared out the place, do you?
383
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,005
- Better them than our parents.
384
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,317
[ Efforts ]
385
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:27,757
- Study group? Oh please.
386
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,663
As soon as we heard that,
we turned around and came home.
387
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,195
- How could you let
this happen?
388
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,270
And why didn't you call!
389
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,398
- Well, things got a
little out of hand.
390
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,544
- A little? There was a hockey
game in the living room!
391
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,970
Edwin and Lizzie went
into hiding.
392
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,036
I mean, this house is trashed!
393
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,905
You know, Derek, despite
my better judgement,
394
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:47,813
I trusted you! You really
let me down.
395
00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:49,976
- Both of us.
- Wait!
396
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:52,075
Why do you assume it was
all Derek's fault?
397
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:54,247
Maybe I had something to
do with the party.
398
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,186
- What?
- What? - What?!
399
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:58,621
- You had something
to do with this?
400
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:02,793
- Yes.
401
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,228
- Well, if you're
both responsible
402
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:08,804
then you can both clean up
this mess... now.
403
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,704
- We'll talk about this later.
404
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,378
- Casey--
405
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,209
- It's okay, you don't have
to say anything.
406
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:21,714
- Yeah, I do.
407
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,947
You really surprised
me tonight.
408
00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:30,064
I can't believe that you
bought my sob story.
409
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:32,658
You are such
a sucker!
410
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,931
Good luck.
411
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,660
- What?
412
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,055
What?
413
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,938
Derek! I cleaned the living
room! The least you can do is take out the trash!
414
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,744
- Fine.
- Here it is.
415
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:53,706
- What are you doing?
Oh, No!
416
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,751
- Sucker.
417
00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:10,756
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