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The Risotto isn't bad, but it's not
what chef Zane did back at Fortunato.
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He replaced the Rosemary
with saffron, for one thing.
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And what is this stock?
Did he get it out of a can?
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My fish isn't bad.
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But it's not great either, I'm sure.
I warned you against the snapper.
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Do you think it'll calm down?
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God. I hope so.
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That guy is a bit of a blowhard,
though, isn't he?
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The food's not spicy at all,
you can barely taste it.
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Mine's pretty spicy. Try it.
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I don't taste anything.
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Have you been throwing
rolls at me?
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It wasn't me.
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Really, he didn't.
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I'm sorry someone would choose
to behave that way. Really, I...
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I'm so sorry.
Really, really, really sorry.
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No, no, no, no. I swear, I...
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It's not me.
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A bloody tear could just mean
subconjunctival hemorrhage.
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He sneezed too hard from a cold,
which caused his lack of taste.
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House isn't going to care.
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Does "black tie optional"
really mean black tie,
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'cause I don't want to rent if...
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There's been a glitch
with the wedding.
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And house will be interested.
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A "glitch"?
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Patient had his
corpus callosum cut
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to correct a seizure issue.
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A "glitch"?
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The seizures stopped
after the surgery.
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But he's having trouble
adjusting to a split brain.
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A "glitch"?
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This is Dr. Taub.
Tell him about shopping.
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I go into a grocery store,
everything seems normal.
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I get to the checkout, and there's
all these extra items in my cart.
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Stuff I didn't put there.
Stuff I hate.
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My left hand hates me.
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Yeah. I think house'll
be interested.
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Just warning you.
I'm in a good mood
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and largely pain-free, so I've got
no idea how things are...
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Alien hand syndrome.
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Set off by a stroke, or is
there a pony in the backyard?
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Split brain. Right hemisphere
controls the left, and...
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It's making life miserable.
Non-logical thinkers often do.
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The current issue isn't the split brain.
The surgery corrected...
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You're dissing
the right hemisphere?
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Most people who have this operation
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don't even notice
they're missing anything.
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The left brain has language,
arithmetic, rationality,
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and right brain is a mute loser.
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The right brain
is more aesthetically orientated,
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has greater facial recognition.
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I couldn't have been a
plastic surgeon without it.
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Yes, and where
would junior high be
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without our ability to judge
people on aesthetics?
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Right brain's also more aware
of the present moment,
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our place in the universe.
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It's a universal Daisy chain of peace
and love that throws buns at people.
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Thirteen: His present symptoms
could mean autoimmune disease,
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a nasolacrimal tumor,
an infection or just a cold.
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Good morning, sunshine. We got a brand
new toy, you want to play?
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We need to talk.
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Great. I love euphemisms.
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By "euphemism," I mean when you say
something but mean something else.
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Begin eliminating.
Search the home.
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Isn't that like locking the barn door
after the horse has put his face
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between your breasts
for an hour and a half?
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I'm your boss.
You're an employee.
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I'm not normally into role-playing,
but if you want to...
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People who get close
to you get hurt. That's a fact.
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You're also a valued doctor
in this hospital. That's another fact.
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From now on,
we're going to focus on the second fact.
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So, this isn't you freaking
out over last night?
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This isn't an emotional decision.
I'm just giving you the rules.
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You can either
accept them or leave.
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I slept with cuddy.
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After she helped me
detox from Vicodin.
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I've been clean for
almost 24 hours now.
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Okay. Thought I'd mention it.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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One for each.
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That's what she said. Ah!
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How's the pain?
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She's probably
got some bruising.
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Yeah, I get it, you're a stud.
This is serious, house.
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I feel better than I
did four hours ago.
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Four hours from now,
I'll feel better than this.
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The other "wow."
You were sober? She was sober?
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Clean and sober and hot.
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Wow. This is fantastic.
How are you gonna screw it up?
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Several good options.
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Unfortunately, I don't
think she's gonna give me the pleasure.
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She left before I woke up
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and five minutes ago, she told me
that I'm just an employee.
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- Yes.
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Well, either she's
actually in love with you and scared,
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or she realized last night
was a gigantic mistake.
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You were needy and vulnerable,
she was maternal.
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You think she
jumped me out of pity?
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No, I'm saying whatever is going on,
you need to talk to her.
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Absolutely.
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Does our patient
freak you out a little?
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Taub: No.
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If he's two people, then we're all two
people and we just don't know it.
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And what does that
say about identity?
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It says we're making it up as we
go along, which I find freeing.
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Wow, I haven't been in a bathroom
this size since my dorm in med school.
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Is that fungus?
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It's from the steam buildup.
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What do you think of this "glitch"
with chase and Cameron's wedding?
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It's always a sad thing when
sperm comes between people.
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I hear the sperm
is very good today.
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I mean, the salmon.
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- Go away.
- No other tables.
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You'd let your wife
keep another man's offspring on ice
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next to the frozen peas,
just in case?
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That's what this is about.
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She's not ready to commit to me.
She's planning for failure.
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Did you know that male fruit flies have
toxic chemicals in their seminal fluid
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that inhibit the sperm
of other males?
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Wilson says we need to talk.
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- We talked.
- I agree.
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This has clearly gone
past the talking stage.
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What?
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Hey. Great, did you find my mp3?
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Not yet. But I got your shaving stuff,
toothpaste, deodorant,
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some magazines,
and this cactus from your window.
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You didn't have to do that. Really,
the hospital supplies all that stuff.
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I'm still trying too hard, huh? Trying
to get your other half to like me.
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No, no, no. Don't say that,
okay? I like you, which means that...
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We shouldn't read into that.
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Thirteen: Anti-fungal meds.
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Ordinarily we'd put
them in your iv,
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but since your right
brain doesn't seem too fond of ivs...
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You should be feeling
better in a few days.
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I have to get back to work.
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Rick says your shift will be waiting
for you when you get back.
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Thanks.
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Oh, my god. I'm sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I have to go.
I have to get back to work.
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Babe, wait. Hold on.
No, no. It wasn't me...
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I can't walk.
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Taub: Well, obviously
it wasn't the fungus.
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And it's not a coordination issue.
Dehydration can cause loss of balance.
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We haven't had him on iv.
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No. Good skin turgor,
not orthostatic.
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Could be our tax
dollars at work,
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constantly building new
roadways and Bridges.
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Meningioma. Slow-growing.
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It could extend along the sub-osteal
layer of the cranial cavity,
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and be hidden by the bone.
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The cancer cells are actually
re-growing a connection
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between the left
and right hemispheres.
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If you're right, the two halves
have begun sending messages again,
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but it's too early in the process
for him to pick up on it.
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But we can test for it.
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House: Proof.
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You didn't talk to her, did you?
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If I'd talked, she'd have lied,
I'd have lied,
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and though two negatives
make a positive,
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I thought therrnal-imaging
photos seemed simpler.
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Note how many more heated areas appear
after less than a minute with me.
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So it's either love,
or possibly rage.
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Don't talk to her.
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I have no plans to talk to her.
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Manipulation is in
your genetic code.
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You think I'm making a mistake,
you move in to correct.
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- You are making a mistake.
- She lied to me.
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Either last night or today.
I need to find out which and why.
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And clearly, thermal
imaging is the way.
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This isn't a case. You're not
looking for a diagnosis.
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If this matters at all to you, please,
for once in your life, be an adult.
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Foreman: Keep your eyes
focused on the plus sign.
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Any image that appears
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on your far right will
only be seen by your left brain,
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and any image on your far left will
only be seen by your right brain.
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Okay.
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Just start by saying the words.
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Book, giraffe,
Willow, fortunate.
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You're not saying the word.
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I didn't see a word.
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Could you draw a picture
of what you think the word might be?
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Look, I didn't see...
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Candle.
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This is so cool.
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Yeah, that's not freaky at all.
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No communication.
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So far.
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Scott, why are you standing?
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I'm a little chilly.
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I thought I'd get a sweater
or something from my room.
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Is that okay?
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Just a few more minutes.
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And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is the left hemisphere.
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The side that's obsessed
with finding answers,
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the one that needs
things to make sense, the interpreter.
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That's where we tell the story
of who we are and why we do things.
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That's also the side
that was wrong.
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The right brain's advantage
is that it isn't logical,
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it doesn't choose which
details to look at.
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It makes connections
you could never see.
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You owe your
insight to the "mute loser."
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I'll send it tickets
to a Phillies game.
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Confabulation means no communication.
Means your theory's wrong.
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But he is cold.
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Why are you scratching?
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It itches.
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Ammonia breath.
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Your liver is failing.
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I know for them to approve
this price,
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they'll need
statistical documentation...
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What? Why are you looking at me?
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When you first walked in,
I was under the impression
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you wanted to
say something else.
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- Nope.
- About house and me.
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There's nothing to talk about.
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I want permission
to do a liver biopsy.
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We're looking for sarcoidosis.
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Fine.
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What do you mean, "fine"?
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What do you mean,
what do I mean?
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Do you mean that because
a liver biopsy is not a test
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that by any stretch of the imagination
could be considered risky,
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so asking my permission is
essentially wasting my time,
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and you're wondering
what my reaction to that will be?
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Yes.
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Are you trying to make me angry?
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Yes.
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Do your biopsy. And also,
do your clinic hours.
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I'm blowing off my clinic hours.
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Really?
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Let's see how that goes.
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Still not angry.
Try again later.
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Sorry. I know I'm a little ripe.
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- Just a sweaty guy.
- Recently?
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Always.
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With a crazy left hand. Sometimes I
fantasize about cutting it off.
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Just a fantasy.
It's the hand that's crazy, not me.
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What?
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If it doesn't like an ultrasound wand,
how's it gonna react to a needle?
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Can you get music
into this room?
244
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:11,787
I think you're using your relationship
with cuddy as a replacement for drugs.
245
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,997
You should be in more pain
so soon into detoxing,
246
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,541
but your body's full
of romantic endorphins,
247
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:21,338
and on top of that, you create
this distraction of looking for proof.
248
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,799
You think I should stop
and let the pain flood back?
249
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,592
Cuddy is not
a Vicodin substitute.
250
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:26,718
Quite the opposite.
251
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,805
You have to wait
for her to be ready.
252
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,808
Great advice. You pretend that
I'm going to do that.
253
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,185
You've made two major
changes in your life,
254
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,187
not a time anyone's
judgment is at its best.
255
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:40,816
Didn't you used to argue that my
judgment would be better off drugs?
256
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,568
Admit it. You're curious
why I want to make her angry.
257
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:46,238
I'm sure it's convoluted,
wrong and stupid.
258
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,490
You're dying to know
what I found on her coffee cup.
259
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,700
- No, because...
- Oxytocin.
260
00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:01,253
Oxytocin, the chemical
involved in emotional bonding.
261
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:05,465
Her lips say "no," her hormones say
"oh, my god, yes, more."
262
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,884
No. For you to know
her levels were elevated,
263
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,689
you'd need a baseline
to compare them with.
264
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:13,849
I paid the guy in the gym to retrieve
one of her water bottles from the trash.
265
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,518
Love inspires us to greatness.
266
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,812
So I need to make
her lose her temper,
267
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:21,415
which breaks her delusion,
which demonstrates to me, and to her,
268
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,525
that there is something
underneath this facade.
269
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,693
And then what happens?
270
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,736
She admits everything
and falls into your arms?
271
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:30,615
That's outcome one.
Outcome two is she kills me.
272
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,118
I think it's 50-50 right now.
273
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,745
Great.
274
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,330
I thought you'd say that.
275
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:40,709
You're committing
yourself to something. To someone.
276
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:45,088
I mean, it's childish in
a way, but ultimately great.
277
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:49,926
Assuming... are you absolutely sure
you want this to succeed?
278
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,930
Why is an old guy
standing in my doonlvay?
279
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,765
Eugene Schwartz.
280
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,518
Eugene Schwartz.
281
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:01,354
Dr. Cuddy asked me to come
up here from the clinic.
282
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,649
She says you're seeing
patients in your office.
283
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,235
It's still free,
though, isn't it?
284
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,404
She sent him.
That's gotta mean something.
285
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,573
I'll go get my decoder ring.
286
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,662
I squawk. Like a parrot.
287
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,710
No, that's not it.
It started a few months ago.
288
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:27,589
I was doing some woodworking in my
garage. I was trying to make a chair.
289
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:30,258
Was it the chair?
290
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,719
Anyway, all of a sudden,
from nowhere,
291
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:35,764
this strange noise
comes bursting out of my mouth.
292
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,811
Tough to fake that.
293
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,438
Nice pants.
294
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:49,694
My wife Mona thinks I'm busting
her chops. It's ruining my marriage.
295
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:50,819
Where are we going?
296
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:56,201
So your left hand would rather play air
guitar than give me a hard time?
297
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:59,621
It'd rather play air guitar
than tie shoes, eat dinner...
298
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,873
Your right hand's playing, too.
299
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,750
I don't want to discourage it.
300
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,635
Splinter hemorrhages
under his fingernails.
301
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,970
What's that...
302
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:19,808
Taub: BP and 02 sat
are dropping.
303
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,726
We need a bag
of b-negative in here!
304
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,771
So much for sarcoidosis.
305
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,816
Points to a clotting issue.
Clots would explain all his symptoms.
306
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,818
Why aren't we in the office?
307
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,653
I'm tired of clinic duty.
308
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:35,031
There's only one thing
that could cause squawking, right?
309
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,241
Yeah.
310
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,969
We gave him heparin
and did an echo of his heart
311
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:39,387
to see if it was
throwing clots, but...
312
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,578
More air guitar?
313
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:41,788
The heart's fine.
314
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:45,000
We wanted to test for factor v leiden,
protein c, protein s,
315
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,670
but the hand got tired of cooperating.
We finally knocked him out.
316
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,356
And all those tests came
up negative anyway,
317
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,882
or you'd have opened by telling me
your brilliant diagnosis.
318
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,592
He apologized for being sweaty,
319
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:57,220
said it had always been an issue.
But what if it's a symptom?
320
00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:01,224
There are cancers that cause night
sweats and can lead to clots. Lymphoma.
321
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,310
Or pancreatic cancer.
322
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,187
Go scan his pancreas.
323
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:11,192
And try led zeppelin.
324
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,195
We've always remembered
what this hospital did for Leo
325
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,947
when his appendix burst.
326
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,491
Still, a check this size...
327
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:22,287
Sorry to interrupt,
here's my poo.
328
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:26,416
Dr. House said to bring it over and
leave it with you as soon as I could.
329
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:29,502
I don't know if you people
have an official term for it.
330
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,296
- Stool sample.
- Ah, yes.
331
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,714
Thank you. I'll take care of it.
332
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:37,135
It's hard to rush these things. Even if
you've eaten a lot of broccoli.
333
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,515
Where are you going?
334
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:46,061
Annie called.
She's not coming back.
335
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,306
This is not the best time...
336
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,856
Look, you said the heparin
would keep new clots from forming.
337
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,983
Maybe. But something's
obviously causing the clots.
338
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,252
If you have pancreatic cancer...
339
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,476
We're not trying to scare you,
340
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,613
but even in its early
stages, the fatality rate...
341
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:57,572
You walk out of here...
342
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:58,782
Stop!
343
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,453
Look, I'd ask you to put
yourself in my place,
344
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:06,206
but nobody can put
themselves in my place.
345
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:11,002
Did she find somebody new?
Was I not being attentive enough? No.
346
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,798
She's just tired of being
insulted by a limb.
347
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:19,302
She said that my feelings
toward her were mixed.
348
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,471
Well, my feelings aren't mixed.
349
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,682
You're not going anywhere.
350
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:27,102
Unless you want to go naked.
351
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,605
Your right brain knows
you need to stay.
352
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,900
My right brain's an ass.
353
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,656
Cameron: Got a minute?
354
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,617
There's something
wrong with this cup.
355
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,413
I need someone to bounce ideas off of.
Someone to be my whiteboard.
356
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:47,723
That's how you
taught me to work.
357
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,249
I have three choices.
358
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:52,585
First, I can accept it's over, pretend
we don't work in the same hospital,
359
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,547
have selective visual impairment
when we pass each other in the hall.
360
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,799
Second, I can accept
it's over and leave.
361
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,717
Or you could try
making him angry.
362
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,678
Standard choice number three.
363
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,139
Third, I can talk to him.
364
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:07,976
But it's not like I have
any new facts I can present,
365
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:11,354
and chase has this romantic view of love
that reality can't compete with.
366
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,898
I know how you could succeed.
367
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,024
How?
368
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:19,737
Just say the magic words,
"I will destroy my husband's sperm."
369
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:23,533
You mean, succeed without
doing that? Probably not.
370
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,789
I have doubts. Normal doubts.
371
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:32,208
It's not wrong to prepare for
bad things to happen,
372
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,613
evenif you don't expect them to.
373
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,713
I don't expect my condo
to burn down, but I have fire insurance.
374
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:41,885
Patient's girlfriend left him,
now he wants to leave us.
375
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:50,643
If your condo rules don't let you buy
insurance, do you go homeless?
376
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,814
His room is this way.
377
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,649
What? You think I can fix this?
378
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,711
We need to offer this guy
something he can only get
379
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,529
if he stays in the hospital.
Relationship counseling.
380
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,840
I don't know if
his girlfriend is...
381
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:04,199
I mean his two hemispheres.
382
00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:07,744
That's the breakfast of relationships,
the most important one of the day.
383
00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:09,913
We need your special skills.
384
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,752
Scott: Is the guy out there?
385
00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:18,171
The guy that's gonna
make my right brain work?
386
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:19,464
Oh, for...
387
00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,134
What do you think
your right brain wants?
388
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:27,180
How should I know? It's crazy,
it does things I would never do.
389
00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:31,184
Duct of wirsung slightly enlarged,
but within normal parameters.
390
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,312
Say something.
391
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,689
It's mute. It can't
communicate with you.
392
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:39,776
Maybe you should try
communicating with it.
393
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:43,738
"Talk to her."
The well isn't deep, is it?
394
00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:46,783
You're the dominant half,
you make all the decisions.
395
00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:51,204
The right side has no control over
anything. It must be frustrating.
396
00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:53,581
No masses in body
or tail segments.
397
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,125
I can't communicate with it,
that's the whole...
398
00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:58,920
When you decide to
go and get groceries, what do you do?
399
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,326
What do you mean? Iput on my jacket
and I go to the store.
400
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,632
Your right brain has no idea
401
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,735
why you're suddenly
getting up and putting on yourjacket.
402
00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:08,721
It just gets dragged along.
Next time, try saying it out loud.
403
00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,473
Just say to the empty air,
404
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:14,686
"hey, I think I'll go to the store
because we 're out of peanut butter"?
405
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,580
How much did they teach you
about people like me
406
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,204
when you were learning
to be a therapist?
407
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:19,941
I'm an oncologist.
408
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,696
Your right brain likes what he's saying.
Hasn't moved the entire scan.
409
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:27,282
Hasn't gotten us anything, though.
Scan's clean.
410
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,450
It's not pancreatic cancer.
411
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:33,288
Clotting could be a problem
well before a solid tumor forms.
412
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,515
It could still be pancreatic.
413
00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:37,458
Yes, but if you want
a diagnosis backed by actual evidence,
414
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,294
we should probably
look at other cancers.
415
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,212
- House.
- I just squawked!
416
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,714
- What?
- Eugene Schwartz.
417
00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:45,300
Your patient from yesterday.
I just squawked!
418
00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:49,345
I was buying some flowers for Mona.
It happened when I was paying the clerk.
419
00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,264
I assume Dr. Cuddy
gave you this number.
420
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:55,351
Yes. She told me to call
you any time I squawked, day or night.
421
00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:56,787
I'm sorry, but I'm
about to lose you,
422
00:23:56,811 --> 00:24:00,064
because I'm about to drive into a tunnel
in a canyon on an airplane
423
00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:01,983
while hanging up the phone.
424
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,420
I might be getting some more phone
calls, so let's make it fast.
425
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,738
- Lymphoma.
- That's right, pancreatic.
426
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:08,948
I know it's pancreatic.
I know there's evidence.
427
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:11,367
I know we've seen it.
I just can't...
428
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:13,244
Right brain/left brain issues?
429
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,582
If the cancer's too small
to find, let's make it easier.
430
00:24:17,707 --> 00:24:19,292
Let's open him up and paint it.
431
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:22,962
There's a new procedure using
scorpion toxin and infrared paint.
432
00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:25,566
The paint only works on the cancer
cells, makes them easier to spot.
433
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:27,759
Just agitating the pancreas
can cause clotting,
434
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:30,219
and you want to do it to a guy
whose problem is clotting?
435
00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:32,221
If I'm right about
pancreatic cancer,
436
00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:35,350
the only chance he's got is finding
and removing those cancer cells now.
437
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:38,603
His brain mri showed narrowing in the
blood vessels leading up from the neck.
438
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,980
If we do shake something loose,
we could kill him.
439
00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,315
Taub: Or one of him.
440
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:46,903
A clot in his brain could kill one
of them without affecting the other.
441
00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:49,906
He might actually
be okay with that.
442
00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:57,348
Foreman: How long
is it going to take?
443
00:24:57,372 --> 00:25:00,208
Assuming he doesn't
crash, a few minutes.
444
00:25:10,218 --> 00:25:14,764
Hey, you and Cameron...
I'm sorry.
445
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,312
I'll be right back.
446
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:30,029
I don't want to be homeless.
447
00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:33,116
Okay. You can stay in
the condo. I'll find some other...
448
00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:34,701
That's not what I mean.
449
00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:41,332
I want to marry you.
I got the forms to destroy the sperm.
450
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,001
You sure?
451
00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:45,795
Yeah.
452
00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:49,549
I want to hug you, but
then I'd have to re-scrub.
453
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:50,674
I know.
454
00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:54,429
Foreman: BP is dropping.
455
00:25:57,348 --> 00:26:00,601
No sign of cancer.
BP is 90 over 60.
456
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:11,195
You never answered my question.
457
00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:15,283
Relax. Our friendship
is not doomed.
458
00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:18,494
Thank god. But my question was,
do you really want cuddy,
459
00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:21,247
or is this just
another challenge?
460
00:26:21,372 --> 00:26:23,541
You're worried that once
I'm in a relationship,
461
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:24,500
you and me will be over.
462
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:27,253
Hey, I'm actually for this.
I think this is great.
463
00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:30,673
But if you're serious,
and you don't treat it seriously,
464
00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:33,092
then you will get hurt.
465
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:37,388
And if you don't accept that,
then accept that she will get hurt.
466
00:26:43,853 --> 00:26:44,955
Man: I was told it
was your birthday.
467
00:26:44,979 --> 00:26:45,980
I understand.
468
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,523
So, so sorry.
469
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:49,692
I know.
470
00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:51,444
Clearly, there was a mix-up.
471
00:26:51,569 --> 00:26:52,945
Have a nice day.
472
00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:58,366
Does she look angry?
473
00:26:58,409 --> 00:27:00,620
If you're standing there
when she looks up here...
474
00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:08,211
Oh, no.
475
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:10,545
Systolic's 80.
476
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,441
Chase: Gotta finish this
suture before I can get out.
477
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:13,465
Give him a dopamine drip.
478
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,611
House: We weren't looking up
at the right time.
479
00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:17,386
Get to your point.
We're a little busy here.
480
00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:20,640
The clots aren't from cancer.
They're coming from his heart.
481
00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:22,058
We echoed the heart. No clots.
482
00:27:22,183 --> 00:27:24,936
Not while we were looking.
Didn'tl open with that?
483
00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:26,581
The clots were caused
by an arrhythmia.
484
00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:27,687
No arrhythmia.
485
00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,565
Not while we were looking.
486
00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:31,400
Intermittent arrhythmia.
487
00:27:31,526 --> 00:27:33,986
This guy pulls our equipment off
at the slightest provocation.
488
00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:36,298
We 'd have to be watching at
the exact moment it happened,
489
00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:37,322
which I'm guessing,
490
00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:39,176
given the way you two
are scrambling around like idiots,
491
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,576
is right now.
492
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,996
Yes, I'm saying
do a transesophageal echo.
493
00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:45,373
We have to get his BP stable.
494
00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:47,792
Absolutely.
Right after the echo.
495
00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:50,545
Systolic's 70.
496
00:27:51,629 --> 00:27:53,297
The heart looked healthy
at the last echo.
497
00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:56,801
And an arrhythmia wouldn't
cause clots in a healthy ventricle,
498
00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:59,303
so start with
the left atrial appendage.
499
00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:08,104
- Wow.
- Yep, I did it again.
500
00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:11,899
Now get this poor guy's BP under
control and seal off the appendage.
501
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:15,069
And then all we have to do is
find out what damaged his heart
502
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,363
before it goes
after something he really needs.
503
00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,870
So what damages
a healthy 20-year-old heart
504
00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:25,371
enough to make it send out clots
505
00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:27,999
- like it's bombing dresden?
- Rhabdo.
506
00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:29,404
Would've fried his kidneys, too.
507
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:30,458
What about graves'?
508
00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:32,420
Thyroid function
tests were normal.
509
00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:36,591
Cushing's. Cortisol overproduction
could interfere with heart rhythm.
510
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:39,343
Run a dexamethasone
suppression test.
511
00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:54,025
Annie.
512
00:28:57,278 --> 00:28:58,988
You hit me.
513
00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:02,783
I know. I'm so sorry.
But it wasn't me.
514
00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:04,261
I know you would
never have done that
515
00:29:04,285 --> 00:29:06,829
if you were in
control of yourself, but...
516
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:08,789
But you came back.
517
00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:10,958
To talk with your doctors.
518
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:13,252
I've been going over
and over what happened.
519
00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:16,005
And I had this thought,
out of nowhere.
520
00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:18,730
Ever since I've known Scott, I've seen
his left hand throw things,
521
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:22,261
but always sort of playfully,
thinking it's fun.
522
00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:26,557
But when he threw this, it was angry.
523
00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:31,228
And that's when his hand slapped me,
too, when I brought it to him.
524
00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:32,354
Could it mean something?
525
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:33,856
Taub: Deodorant shouldn't...
526
00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:35,983
How often do you use it?
527
00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:39,070
A few times a day. It's special,
heavy-duty stuff.
528
00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:40,404
I have to send away for it.
529
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:43,240
Sprayed around a bathroom
the size of a shoebox.
530
00:29:43,366 --> 00:29:45,451
I'll check the ingredients
from the manufacturer.
531
00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:48,371
I'll check for any references
associated with health issues.
532
00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:58,130
Somebody's grateful.
533
00:29:58,255 --> 00:30:01,050
We'll just leave
the three of you alone.
534
00:30:12,103 --> 00:30:14,563
Why is there
no lipstick on this cup?
535
00:30:14,689 --> 00:30:16,941
Cuddy was wearing lipstick
when she drank from it.
536
00:30:17,066 --> 00:30:19,443
It was on my face.
Why isn't it on the cup?
537
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:24,323
Why is it always reasonable, in
houseland, to take an emotional problem
538
00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:27,410
and sidestep it by turning
it into a mechanical problem?
539
00:30:27,535 --> 00:30:30,705
Because, in houseland, and the rest
of the universe, by the way,
540
00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:33,499
when a question presents itself,
it calls for an answer.
541
00:30:33,624 --> 00:30:36,877
If the left brain is
the interpreter of reality
542
00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:42,717
and the one that tells us the story of
who we are, then what is your story?
543
00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:45,177
Do you want to be the man
with the answers?
544
00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:48,180
Or do you want to be
the man with cuddy?
545
00:30:58,566 --> 00:30:59,942
What do I do?
546
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:02,820
You make her angry.
547
00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:05,340
Do you really think that was
the best time to mock me?
548
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:08,492
I'm as surprised as you,
but I think I'm serious.
549
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,911
Communication can't start
unless you're both...
550
00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:12,305
I've been trying to
make her angry for...
551
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:13,789
No, you haven't.
552
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:16,542
Come on. Poo? Strippers?
553
00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:18,836
It's routine stuff.
You've been pulling your punches.
554
00:31:18,961 --> 00:31:20,171
You're scared.
555
00:31:20,296 --> 00:31:21,380
You should be.
556
00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:30,473
Now go terrorize her.
557
00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:43,569
You don't want to
destroy it, do you?
558
00:31:43,694 --> 00:31:46,113
I said I was gonna
do it, I'll do it.
559
00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:48,115
But you don't want to.
560
00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:52,787
I want to be with you. Maybe I'm not
comfortable with it, but...
561
00:31:52,912 --> 00:31:55,581
Let's say
it's our fifth anniversary.
562
00:31:55,706 --> 00:31:58,209
Are you ready to destroy it now?
563
00:31:58,334 --> 00:32:00,211
Tenth. Three kids.
564
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,440
They spend their summers
in Melbourne and have annoying accents.
565
00:32:03,547 --> 00:32:07,343
It's disgusting
how happy we are. You ready now?
566
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,809
You don't have doubts.
567
00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:20,064
You just don't want to kill the only
thing left of someone you loved.
568
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,908
Don't do it.
569
00:32:31,826 --> 00:32:34,495
I do have trouble
giving things up.
570
00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:41,127
For example, I never cancelled
any of our wedding plans.
571
00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:58,686
Attention!
I have an announcement.
572
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,105
As you go about your day,
573
00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:06,402
I would like you to be aware of the fact
that I slept with Lisa cuddy.
574
00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:37,308
This is beyond asshood.
575
00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:41,854
You have the luxury of not
caring about your image. I do not.
576
00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:44,190
I can permit a lot of crap,
577
00:33:44,315 --> 00:33:49,653
but an employee shouting
about his sexual exploits with me, no.
578
00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:54,366
That is zero tolerance.
So congratulations, house, I'm angry.
579
00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:57,745
I was wondering if we
should move in together.
580
00:34:06,629 --> 00:34:08,005
You're fired.
581
00:34:13,177 --> 00:34:16,889
I wouldn't worry about it.
I think she likes you.
582
00:34:17,181 --> 00:34:19,981
If I'm fired, I think that probably
means I don't have to see patients.
583
00:34:20,017 --> 00:34:22,394
I'm here as a squeaky wheel.
584
00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:26,315
I know how you doctors
are, you're busy, you get distracted.
585
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,317
My lab results could be
sitting in your inbox.
586
00:34:28,442 --> 00:34:31,153
I don't need your labs,
you have acid reflux.
587
00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:32,279
Well, how could you...
588
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:34,031
Acid splashes on
the vocal cords,
589
00:34:34,156 --> 00:34:38,202
they tense, make that squawking sound.
It's completely harmless.
590
00:34:38,327 --> 00:34:41,121
I'm gonna give you a prescription,
and you're gonna go away.
591
00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:43,123
You are a great doctor.
592
00:34:45,918 --> 00:34:46,919
Why'd you move your belt?
593
00:34:47,044 --> 00:34:48,837
I always move my belt.
594
00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:50,547
It makes me sore.
595
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:52,883
You didn't tell me that.
596
00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:55,177
At 86, what isn't sore?
597
00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:57,972
Soreness is less
important than squawking.
598
00:34:58,097 --> 00:35:00,140
It's the squawking
that was bothering my wife.
599
00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:05,646
That's not a potbelly.
That's a tumor.
600
00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:11,652
That's why pancreatic
cancer was on my mind.
601
00:35:13,237 --> 00:35:15,281
My brain was trying
to tell me...
602
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,825
This isn't sounding good.
603
00:35:18,826 --> 00:35:20,661
Pancreatic cancer?
604
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:23,789
Can cause acid reflux.
We should scope you.
605
00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:26,667
So it's not good.
Even for cancer, it's not good.
606
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,168
No, it's not.
607
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:31,380
The deodorant has a high proportion
of propylene glycol.
608
00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:34,216
Same stuff made a kid in Singapore
develop a heart condition
609
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,051
and, get this, seizures.
610
00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:39,388
Our patient may never have needed
split-brain surgery.
611
00:35:39,513 --> 00:35:42,099
I'm sure he will half
appreciate the irony.
612
00:35:45,269 --> 00:35:48,689
Can you take this man to radiology?
Pancreatic scan.
613
00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:50,441
And stay with him.
614
00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:54,653
Eugene Schwartz.
615
00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:09,710
Whatever it is,
just say it quickly.
616
00:36:11,128 --> 00:36:14,298
Do you have more than one lipstick
in the same shade?
617
00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:17,301
Maybe one that has a sealing agent,
and one that doesn't?
618
00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:20,554
How could that possibly
be relevant to anything?
619
00:36:23,349 --> 00:36:29,438
You really don't think you're just
overreacting to the other night?
620
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:34,401
Fine. I am overreacting.
621
00:36:35,569 --> 00:36:38,822
You've said plenty of lousy
things to me before.
622
00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:42,785
But reaching the final straw
has been a good thing,
623
00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:48,582
because it made me realize we not only
don't have a personal relationship,
624
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,417
we never could.
625
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:55,422
You're...
626
00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:04,556
You've been overreacting
to something I said?
627
00:37:05,641 --> 00:37:08,394
You insulted me, I walked out.
628
00:37:08,519 --> 00:37:11,647
It's nothing that hasn't happened
a hundred times before.
629
00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:20,322
I quit.
630
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:21,990
Great.
631
00:37:24,368 --> 00:37:29,039
My nanny is off the clock at 7:30.
So your week off...
632
00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:31,250
You can go suckle
the little bastard child
633
00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:33,460
who makes you
feel good about yourself.
634
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,048
Screw you.
635
00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:59,236
No, no. That's
not what happened.
636
00:37:59,361 --> 00:38:02,948
I told you that I needed you.
You helped me.
637
00:38:04,408 --> 00:38:06,034
Are you okay?
638
00:38:30,392 --> 00:38:31,852
Are you okay?
639
00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:27,968
So, this is the story you made up
about who you are. It's a nice one.
640
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,599
Too bad it isn't true.
641
00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:48,322
I'm not okay.
48829
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