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[boy] Behold.
The wonders of the human realm.
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This little fellow is one
of their most valued objects.
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It aids in the compiling
of printed wisdom,
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the scratching of gunk
from under your nails,
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and my favorite... It even mimics
the sounds of the human ocean.
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[twangs]
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Aah! The human realm.
So beautiful.
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It's safe to say
that the pay-per-clorp
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is a stunning testament
to human ingenuity.
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Any questions?
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Ah! Our newest member:
Mattholomule.
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A-Augustus is this what
the president of the Human
Appreciation Society
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thinks passes
as "Human Artifacts"?
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Because at my old school,
we had real treasures.
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-[girl gasps]
-[gasps]
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-So real.
-Wow!
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I... I wanna
touch them.
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Go ahead.
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In my club, we didn't
have any dumb rules.
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[gasps] Shh.
He didn't mean that.
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-Hey!
-What?
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[grunts]
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Well, this isn't your club.
Thankfully.
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Exactly, who thinks
I should be president?
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-[H.A.S. kids] I do!
-Mattholomule for prez.
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I'm an
undecided voter.
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-I wanna touch all
the objects first.
-[mumbling]
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These are fakes.
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[girl gasps] What?
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[stammers] You can't prove that.
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[inhales]
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You're just trying
to distract these
human appreciators.
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You're afraid of
getting kicked out
of office.
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It's your word
versus mine.
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[mumbling]
I don't know what
to believe in anymore.
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My faith in Gus
has been broken.
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[thuds]
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What if I brought in an expert?
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Yeah, right. Who can you find
that's a bigger human expert
than any of us?
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How about a real human?
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-[mumbling]
-Why the secrets?
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Show don't tell, man.
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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A-And you've never brought
your friend here. Why?
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Well, she's busy.
She's got a job.
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But I'll bring her in tomorrow.
She'll prove I'm right.
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[scoffs] Ah,
sure you will,
Augustus.
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[Mattholomule] Sure you will.
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Gus, I'd love to go
to school with you,
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but I don't know
how I can.
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[Luz] Principal Bump
banned me from Hexside.
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But nothing.
Bump did you a favor.
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There ain't nothing
for you at that
dweebus factory.
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No offense, dweebus.
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It's okay. I come
from a long line
of dweebuses.
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[clattering]
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Well, I would love
to go some day.
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Better than unpacking boxes
in the Eda Coven.
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Oh, you think
you're clever, huh?
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Ohhh.
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Fight, fight,
fight.
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Can it, King.
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First off, it's
the "Bad Girl Coven"
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and second off,
I guess you don't
want in
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on the T-shirt order, huh?
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[rock music playing]
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I don't care
about T-shirts, Eda.
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I want to learn magic.
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And they teach
that at Hexside.
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I mean, yeah,
well, [grunts]...
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I don't wanna
hear another word
about Hexside,
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unless it's Hexside
is on fire
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and let's grab
front row seats.
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[door closes]
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Aw, look
what you did.
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I've gotta go rub
it in. [grunts]
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-[King laughs]
-[door opens]
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-[door closes]
-[sighs]
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L-Luz, a-about the ban,
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I, uh, used my H.A.S.
presidential authority
to pull some strings.
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You've been given
a full pardon.
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You mean...
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I got the ban lifted.
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-Holy gosh. Yes, yes, yes!
-[grunting]
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Of course I'll
be there tomorrow.
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Gus, this will
be great.
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I get to see the school
and save the president.
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Great.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Yes! You did it, Gus!
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♪ You did it, Gus ♪
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♪ You're the smartest
You're the best ♪
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[Hooty] Sweet moves,
little dude.
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[yelps] I always
forget you're there.
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I forget I'm here too.
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Boop.
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This is gonna work out
after all.
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This isn't gonna work out
at all.
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Well, I feel like
I took care of any
potential problems.
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You lied
to our best friend
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and told her you got
the ban lifted.
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That seems like
a potential problem
to me.
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You don't understand.
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The members were going mad.
They were bloodthirsty.
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They were touching objects.
I had no choice.
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Really? What about
all the wanted posters
around school?
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What wanted posters?
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I also got this.
To keep her undercover.
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Undercover from what?
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[Luz squeals, mumbles]
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Behold your new cowl.
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Whoa. I love it.
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[sniffs] On the Boiling Isles
new things smell old.
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Yep. Put it on.
Hide your ears.
[chuckles]
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Wanna keep you
under wraps till
the big reveal.
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Oh, a showman. I totally get it.
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You bring the razzle,
I'll bring the dazzle.
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Do you always have
confetti on you or...
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[screaming]
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That's my alarm.
Uh, we better get going.
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See you after school,
Willow.
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Bye, friend.
Be safe.
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[Luz] Make
good choices.
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Oh, Gus.
I hope you know
what you're doing.
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I'm trying to protect her.
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Hexside chews up anything
you need and spits out
bland mush.
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-I chew insects.
-[insects buzzing]
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I turn them into mush.
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But that's my beef.
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Does she need to draw
her own conclusions?
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My beef is insects.
They are what I eat.
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You just gonna
be unhelpful, huh?
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All I know is you taught me
and I turned out just fine.
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[gagging]
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-[gagging continues]
-I gotta get that girl
into school.
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Whoa! [grunting]
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-Hey! Give that back!
-[laughing]
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Huh? Whoa!
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[straining]
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[sniffing] Trouble.
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Huh? [grunts]
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No! Detention!
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The only thing
I'm guilty of
is being too real.
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That's new.
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Well, they kinda showed up
after your last visit.
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[Gus] They smell trouble.
Literally.
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Trouble.
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[chuckles] Okay, time to run
for no particular reason.
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-[grunts]
-[clattering]
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[gasps, grunts]
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Augustus, you should really
watch where you going.
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Don't want the president
of the H.A.S. getting hurt
on his last day in office.
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This must
be your human.
Hmm.
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Looks like another
witchling to me.
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Psst. Psst! Dazzle.
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Oh. [trumpets] Ta-da!
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[gasps] A human!
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Not just any human.
An expert human.
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Yeah. I've been doing
this for years.
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She's here to authenticate
your treasures.
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See you at the meeting.
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
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They can't know I lied.
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Then they'll never
make me president.
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Huh?
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[laughs] Ooh, Gus,
I have you now.
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[wind howling]
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Ugh. I had this
nightmare before.
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As president of the H.A.S.,
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I should feel bad about dunking
on one of our own members.
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But as a Gus I feel
like doing this:
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♪ Oh, oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, what, oh ♪
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Wow! Who got the trophy
for the most bones?
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[sniffs]
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-[pants]
-Whoa!
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We don't have time
for this right now.
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We gotta get
to the clubroom.
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Okay. But next time you have
to give me a full tour.
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Yeah, next time. [laughs]
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Ooh. It's the
abomination professor.
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I should introduce myself.
Apologize for the incident.
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Hey, Mr. Abomination Professor.
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[Luz] The "abominominator."
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Remember me? [roars]
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Oh, wouldn't you know?
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We certainly have time
for a full tour of Hexside.
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Been quite a while
since I've sat here,
huh?
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[chair squeaks]
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I gotta admit it's extra weird
without you yelling at me
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for picking fights
or stealing.
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I can easily change that.
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[Eda grunts] Ow!
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What are you doing here, Edalyn?
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[sniffs]
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I want to... Prft!
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I want to enroll my human,
Luz, at Hexside.
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And before you get all judgy...
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That's not a bad idea.
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You know good...
Wait, really?
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I think the student body
could learn a lot
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from having such
an exchange student.
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00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:11,381
But before I even
consider that,
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there's a lot
to be answered for.
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[thuds]
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[Eda] All right. Yeah.
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I heard all about
that abomination incident.
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Oh, I'm not talking about Luz.
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I'm talking about the necrotic
experiments, the graffiti,
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the scams, the cheating,
Miss Jenkinmeyer's teeth.
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The trouble you caused
when you were here, Eda.
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[thuds]
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Huh. I thought
there'd be more.
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This is where we play
the sport.
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[screaming]
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-[screeching]
-I hate this game!
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-[girl screams]
-[horn blares]
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[sniffing]
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Ooh. What's in here?
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00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,851
[Gus] The Plant Homeroom.
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00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,105
[grunts, squeals]
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00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,187
[grunts, mumbling]
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-[laughs, gags]
-[mumbling, grunts]
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00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:11,781
Willow, hey.
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00:10:14,784 --> 00:10:15,785
Hi.
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00:10:17,997 --> 00:10:19,199
Bye.
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00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,242
And this is where
I spend my time.
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The Illusion Track Homeroom.
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[mumbling]
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[inhales deeply]
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Wait, if you're here,
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who is that?
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That's one
of my illusions.
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It takes notes for me
when I'm not around.
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[gasps, laughs]
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He doesn't always do
what he's told.
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Wow, Gus. You're good.
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Yeah. I moved up
a couple grades.
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[screaming]
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Oh! Time for
the H.A.S. meeting.
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[all] Human, human!
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Human, human!
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Human Appreciation Society...
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[twangs]
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...it is my
distinct pleasure
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to introduce
to you...
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00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:22,101
Oh!
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[Gus] Luz, the human.
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-[squeals]
-Such showmanship.
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00:11:27,016 --> 00:11:28,017
She's horrifying.
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Luz, will you inspect
the items?
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Of course, Mr. President.
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Allow me to determine
if they're truly
of my realm's origin.
252
00:11:38,027 --> 00:11:39,489
Stop!
253
00:11:39,489 --> 00:11:40,700
-[grunts]
-[all gasp]
254
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,202
Don't make another move, human.
255
00:11:43,283 --> 00:11:45,665
I have something to say.
256
00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:48,418
I'm new here at Hexside.
257
00:11:48,418 --> 00:11:52,462
M-Making friends
has been hard so I lied.
258
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,504
-They're all fakes.
-[gasps]
259
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,429
I thought if I was
important enough
people would like me.
260
00:11:59,429 --> 00:12:02,141
But I've caused enough drama.
261
00:12:03,012 --> 00:12:05,515
So, I'll go. I'm sorry.
262
00:12:05,515 --> 00:12:09,148
Hey, man. It's okay.
You're only human.
263
00:12:09,148 --> 00:12:10,980
Well, you know
what I mean.
264
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,812
Mattholomule,
you aren't alone.
265
00:12:12,812 --> 00:12:15,114
You have a place here
in the H.A.S.
266
00:12:15,114 --> 00:12:17,116
-You're not alone.
-We admire your honesty.
267
00:12:17,116 --> 00:12:19,068
-You're one of us.
-Thanks, guys.
268
00:12:19,068 --> 00:12:21,030
I knew you'd understand.
269
00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:24,704
[grunts] I don't wanna do this!
270
00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:28,077
There's the whiny
rebel teen I remember.
271
00:12:28,077 --> 00:12:30,420
You'll need this
to clean up all
272
00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:32,211
the hexed graffiti
you left us.
273
00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:33,463
Good luck.
274
00:12:33,963 --> 00:12:35,044
Meh!
275
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,016
[grunts]
276
00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:48,688
Thanks for coming.
277
00:12:48,688 --> 00:12:49,769
Come back soon.
278
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,021
[mumbling]
279
00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:54,984
Hey, Augustus, Luz,
280
00:12:54,984 --> 00:12:56,696
thank you for being
so forgiving.
281
00:12:56,696 --> 00:12:58,358
We've all been
the new kid before.
282
00:12:58,358 --> 00:13:00,109
-Right, Gus?
-Yeah.
283
00:13:00,109 --> 00:13:02,782
Well, I just have
one thing to say...
284
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,163
[door bangs open]
285
00:13:04,163 --> 00:13:06,996
There she is!
She's the intruder.
286
00:13:06,996 --> 00:13:10,039
[sniffing] Trouble.
287
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,502
No, it's fine.
The ban's been lifted.
288
00:13:12,502 --> 00:13:14,003
Tell 'em, Gus.
289
00:13:14,003 --> 00:13:16,716
[screams] Gus! Tell them.
290
00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:20,009
Oh, who's the liar now,
Augustus?
291
00:13:23,383 --> 00:13:25,555
[growls]
Maybe I've been
too hard on Gus.
292
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,807
[laughs]
I mean, what trouble
could they get into?
293
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:28,928
-[Luz] Help!
-Huh?
294
00:13:28,928 --> 00:13:30,229
[Luz screams]
295
00:13:30,229 --> 00:13:32,732
-I don't even learn here.
-Luz!
296
00:13:32,732 --> 00:13:34,434
Where are you taking me?
297
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:36,356
Detention.
298
00:13:36,356 --> 00:13:38,568
Oh. That won't be so bad, right?
299
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:45,244
-[growling]
-[screams]
300
00:13:45,244 --> 00:13:47,246
I can't believe you two
fell for that.
301
00:13:47,246 --> 00:13:49,248
Like I'd
actually apologize.
302
00:13:49,248 --> 00:13:51,621
What did you do?
303
00:13:51,621 --> 00:13:56,626
Ah, boo-hoo. I'm sorry.
I am the new kid.
I want friends.
304
00:13:56,626 --> 00:14:00,259
Ha! No. I want power.
And I want drama.
305
00:14:00,259 --> 00:14:02,301
And I got one
of those right now.
306
00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:05,425
So, what are you gonna do,
Mr. President?
307
00:14:07,266 --> 00:14:09,268
Executive action.
308
00:14:09,268 --> 00:14:12,852
Ow! [screams, rings]
309
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,234
But I didn't
pull the alarm.
It was Augustus.
310
00:14:15,234 --> 00:14:17,066
[Mattholomule] Are you
even listening to me?
311
00:14:17,066 --> 00:14:18,438
I demand justice.
312
00:14:19,779 --> 00:14:21,441
[growling]
313
00:14:21,441 --> 00:14:22,572
[both grunt]
314
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,245
-Wait!
-[growling]
315
00:14:26,245 --> 00:14:28,247
Hey! Get me outta here.
316
00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:29,619
Open up!
Luz.
317
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,121
Gus, you said
the ban was lifted.
318
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,583
Well, I...
319
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:37,126
-[rumbling]
-[grunting]
320
00:14:39,419 --> 00:14:41,921
-[groaning]
-[screams]
321
00:14:41,921 --> 00:14:43,633
[shattering]
322
00:14:45,054 --> 00:14:46,055
[groans]
323
00:14:46,966 --> 00:14:47,967
[groans]
324
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,270
[strains] There.
325
00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:53,683
The girls' changing room
is ghost-free.
326
00:14:53,683 --> 00:14:55,274
Are you ready to give up?
327
00:14:55,274 --> 00:14:57,937
You've barely scratched
the surface.
328
00:14:57,937 --> 00:15:00,109
[growls]
329
00:15:00,109 --> 00:15:01,781
No, like this.
330
00:15:03,943 --> 00:15:04,944
[gasps] Oh.
331
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:09,198
[chuckles] Wow.
332
00:15:09,198 --> 00:15:11,701
Friendship is
the real magic.
333
00:15:11,701 --> 00:15:14,794
They're just as bad as Luz.
She'd love it here.
334
00:15:15,705 --> 00:15:18,498
All right.
What's next, Bumpikins?
335
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,091
[grunts]
336
00:15:22,091 --> 00:15:24,213
-[growling]
-How is this detention?
337
00:15:24,213 --> 00:15:25,805
This is a death sentence.
338
00:15:25,805 --> 00:15:28,177
I don't know.
I've never been
in detention before.
339
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,099
Welcome to my world.
340
00:15:30,099 --> 00:15:33,933
Believe it or not,
in my old school I was
in detention plenty of times.
341
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,225
That isn't hard to believe.
You're kind of a jerk.
342
00:15:36,225 --> 00:15:39,018
Well, down in detention,
this jerk is king.
343
00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:42,732
So, if you wanna get out,
you better do exactly
what I say.
344
00:15:42,732 --> 00:15:45,444
But first,
before anything else,
we gotta...
345
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,445
[yelps]
346
00:15:49,278 --> 00:15:51,240
[grunts] Already?
347
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,782
[Mattholomule screams]
348
00:15:52,782 --> 00:15:54,033
Mattholomule!
349
00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:57,917
You lied to me.
350
00:15:57,917 --> 00:16:00,379
You lied about
the ban. Why?
351
00:16:00,379 --> 00:16:02,421
I was afraid.
I acted stupid.
352
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,083
Yes, you did.
353
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:06,295
Being younger
than everyone is hard.
354
00:16:06,295 --> 00:16:08,257
You're overlooked.
Ignored.
355
00:16:08,257 --> 00:16:11,180
But at the H.A.S.
I mattered.
356
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:14,093
I could make sure
no one would ever
get left behind.
357
00:16:14,093 --> 00:16:15,855
I didn't wanna lose that.
358
00:16:15,855 --> 00:16:17,396
I'm sorry.
359
00:16:17,396 --> 00:16:20,650
I get it. I just wish
you told me the truth.
360
00:16:21,941 --> 00:16:23,402
[snakes hissing]
361
00:16:24,313 --> 00:16:25,735
[hissing]
362
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,027
Let me make it up
to you, Luz.
I've got a plan.
363
00:16:28,027 --> 00:16:29,989
-[hissing]
-[yelps] Ya!
364
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,821
I'm in.
Where do we start?
365
00:16:32,822 --> 00:16:34,874
By leaving no one behind.
366
00:16:35,785 --> 00:16:37,537
-[grunts]
-[Luz screams]
367
00:16:38,578 --> 00:16:39,999
[both grunt]
368
00:16:44,123 --> 00:16:46,175
[Principal Bump]
You will be a good student.
369
00:16:46,175 --> 00:16:48,177
I will be a good student.
370
00:16:48,177 --> 00:16:51,050
[grunts, straining]
371
00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:53,933
You know, it didn't taste
as bad as I thought it would.
372
00:16:53,933 --> 00:16:56,225
Oh, you're a witch.
Do magic.
373
00:16:56,225 --> 00:16:57,897
Oh, I'll use magic.
374
00:16:57,897 --> 00:16:59,228
[squeaks]
375
00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:00,269
Human magic.
376
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,811
[grunts]
377
00:17:03,402 --> 00:17:06,195
Am I a good student?
378
00:17:06,195 --> 00:17:08,948
[strains] Oh, gosh.
He's so little.
379
00:17:08,948 --> 00:17:10,109
[hissing]
380
00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:12,531
This is part
of the plan, right?
381
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,243
Or the illusion
of a plan.
382
00:17:18,157 --> 00:17:19,158
[hissing]
383
00:17:22,081 --> 00:17:23,162
[hissing]
384
00:17:23,162 --> 00:17:25,214
A genius and a wordsmith.
385
00:17:28,878 --> 00:17:32,091
[both grunting]
386
00:17:32,882 --> 00:17:34,974
[both straining]
387
00:17:34,974 --> 00:17:36,345
[hissing]
388
00:17:37,887 --> 00:17:38,888
[grunts]
389
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,642
We're gonna have to
bust down the door.
390
00:17:42,642 --> 00:17:43,853
Right behind you.
391
00:17:44,894 --> 00:17:46,105
[hissing]
392
00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:50,109
-[both screaming]
-[hissing]
393
00:17:50,109 --> 00:17:51,530
[both screaming]
394
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,655
[straining]
395
00:17:56,656 --> 00:17:58,457
[Eda] I washed off
all the graffiti.
396
00:17:58,457 --> 00:18:01,040
Apologized to Jenkinmeyer
for stealing her teeth.
397
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,623
Caught all
the wild cerebi.
Ah, we should be good.
398
00:18:03,623 --> 00:18:07,256
It will be very exciting
to have a real human
exchange student.
399
00:18:07,256 --> 00:18:09,759
And you won't tell
the Emperor's Coven
about this, will you?
400
00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:12,471
No. Hexside school
is safe for you both.
401
00:18:12,471 --> 00:18:14,343
I'm the principal,
not a stooge.
402
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,475
Consider your pupil
our pupil.
403
00:18:16,475 --> 00:18:20,269
[banging]
404
00:18:20,269 --> 00:18:22,351
[both panting]
405
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,352
Eda?
406
00:18:24,143 --> 00:18:26,355
Guess who got you
into Hexside?
407
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,777
-What?
-[hissing]
408
00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:30,359
[screams]
409
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:33,032
Uh, sorry, Principal Bump.
410
00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:34,403
Sir.
411
00:18:34,403 --> 00:18:36,535
What did you do?
412
00:18:36,535 --> 00:18:38,157
Ugh, kid.
413
00:18:38,157 --> 00:18:40,199
To think that any student
of yours would be capable
414
00:18:40,199 --> 00:18:42,121
of doing anything
but create chaos...
415
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,124
[Principal Bump] Eda,
take your student and leave.
416
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,007
You are both banned
from this campus.
417
00:18:48,007 --> 00:18:50,209
[grunts] Come on, kid.
418
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:53,552
Let's go.
419
00:18:54,964 --> 00:18:57,967
Wait, Principal Bump.
Don't blame Luz.
420
00:18:57,967 --> 00:18:59,809
I told her
the ban was lifted.
421
00:18:59,809 --> 00:19:02,521
We were fighting over the
Human Appreciation Society.
422
00:19:02,521 --> 00:19:04,894
I brought Luz in
because I wanted to win.
423
00:19:06,185 --> 00:19:07,526
This is all my fault.
424
00:19:07,526 --> 00:19:09,819
If that's so, Augustus,
425
00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:12,772
would you be willing
to accept her punishment
as your own?
426
00:19:12,772 --> 00:19:14,654
Yes, Principal Bump.
I would.
427
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,947
-Huh. Dang, dweebus.
-Very well.
428
00:19:17,947 --> 00:19:22,121
In light of that,
barring any more trouble,
you shall officially
429
00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:25,044
-be enrolled in Hexside School
next semester.
-[gasps]
430
00:19:26,205 --> 00:19:27,917
Uh, hold on. Hold on.
431
00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:35,094
I'm only doing this
because I have faith
in you.
432
00:19:35,094 --> 00:19:36,505
And I know you're too smart
433
00:19:36,505 --> 00:19:39,388
to fall for that
One-Witch, One-Coven nonsense.
434
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:41,640
You can learn a lot
from the witches here.
435
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,684
And maybe teach them some of
that Bad Girl Coven magic too.
436
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,605
I didn't hear that.
437
00:19:46,605 --> 00:19:49,648
As for you,
I would be saying
detention right now
438
00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:52,942
but that seems
to be out of order.
439
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,443
So, as of now,
I'm removing you
440
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,235
from the Human
Appreciation Society.
441
00:19:56,235 --> 00:19:58,117
Does that make
me president?
442
00:19:58,117 --> 00:20:00,279
Impressive. Still alive.
443
00:20:00,279 --> 00:20:02,241
-Yes, I suppose you are.
-[clatters]
444
00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:04,163
Yes!
445
00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:05,875
Now, with that
accomplished,
446
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,087
Eda, we have
some paperwork
to fill out.
447
00:20:08,087 --> 00:20:11,090
Wait! I gotta
do more stuff?
Ugh!
448
00:20:11,090 --> 00:20:12,752
You better enjoy
this place, kid.
449
00:20:15,134 --> 00:20:16,886
Wanna finish off that tour?
450
00:20:16,886 --> 00:20:19,508
I can show you guys
what plants not to touch
in the greenhouse.
451
00:20:19,508 --> 00:20:21,340
And then I can let
you touch them.
452
00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:22,892
Yeah!
453
00:20:22,892 --> 00:20:24,053
Let's go.
454
00:20:24,053 --> 00:20:26,305
[all laughing]
455
00:20:26,305 --> 00:20:30,519
Hey! Wait. Take me.
I'm your president.
456
00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:33,062
Oh. Come on.
457
00:20:34,653 --> 00:20:40,860
♪ Why can't you remember
Why can't you remember me? ♪
458
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:44,203
♪ Oh, no, no, no
Yeah ♪
459
00:20:44,203 --> 00:20:50,289
♪ Why can't you remember
Why can't you remember me? ♪
460
00:20:50,289 --> 00:20:53,582
♪ Oh, no ♪
461
00:20:53,582 --> 00:20:57,586
♪ Ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh
Ooh, yeah ♪
462
00:20:57,586 --> 00:21:02,141
Wow! Bump was not exaggerating.
You were a terrible student.
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