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Dom, you took unauthorised photos
of a crime scene,
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potentially contaminating evidence.
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If this gets out,
I'm in big trouble.
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Hi, I'm Cooper.
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Great name.
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And I look forward to seeing you
again in a few hours,
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glorious Gloria.
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Bonjour, Simone.
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I have a proposition for you.
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Hallelujah!
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No! They made us both buttonholes!
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THEY LAUGH
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I wanna press that for posterity.
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Oh...
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God love our Sharon...
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bringing all the presents back
from the wedding.
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She's the only one
that doesn't drink any more.
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She's a slave to that slimming club.
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Shall we open our pressies?
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Go on, then! Right...
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This...
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Oop! Lots of love...
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Aunty Vera!
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I'm in my 60s!
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Does she really think I've never
made a piece of toast before?
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Oh, it's retro. Like you!
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You're not wrong!
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Oh, look, she's put the gift receipt
in, bless her.
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I'll trade it in for some champagne!
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THEY LAUGH
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Right, this one...
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from your Theresa.
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Let's have a look.
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A personalised soap dispenser.
Mm.
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Just what we need!
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Eh, did you see our Theresa's face
when she couldn't catch the bouquet?
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I thought she was actually gonna
lamp someone!
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I thought she was actually gonna
THEY CHUCKLE
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Ooh, this one looks nice.
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Who's it from?
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There's no gift card -
it must've fallen off.
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Here, you open it.
OK.
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Ooh!
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There's a pouch...
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Ooh...
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There's some age to them.
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You can tell by the paper.
Mm.
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I'm not really
up on this sort of stuff, though.
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I've never seen anything like them.
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I wonder who they're from?
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Be one of my dealer mates.
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I'll ring round tomorrow.
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GRAVEL CRUNCHES,
BRICK CLATTERS
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Did you hear that?
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..No?
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Oh, no...
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I'm hearing things, now!
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We'll get off first thing
in the morning, eh?
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Sounds good.
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I can't wait for you to meet Jean.
You're gonna love her.
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I hope so, because I haven't really
liked any of your other friends,
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to be honest!
Eh?!
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Well, I just like it me and you.
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Just the two of us.
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Yeah.
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Go on,
go and get me some more champagne.
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I'm on it.
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HAMMERING ON GLASS
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HE GASPS
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Are you OK, darling?
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Oh, my GOD.
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What happened?
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THEME MUSIC
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Do you remember the first time
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That my eyes set on you?
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Your smile came from nowhere
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For sometime never
or sometime soon
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The road is a long one
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I was lonely passing through
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I was only passing through.
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Ha! Jean!
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Ah, how lovely to see ya!
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Lovely to see you, too!
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Jean, this is my new husband,
George.
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Husband! Gonna have to get used
to saying that!
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It's so lovely to meet you.
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Lovely to meet you, too.
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I tell you what, though,
that is the last time I get a bus
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from the airport. That kid never
stopped screaming the whole journey!
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Honestly!
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Wait a minute, what...?
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Oh... I'm getting straight on
the phone to that bus company.
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Well, look,
I'm sure it was an accident.
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It looks deliberate to me!
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Oh, that's outrageous.
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You can call on the way.
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My house is only round the corner -
come on.
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It's a new bag!
Sorry about that.
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BOLT LIFTS
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Here you go, darlings.
I hope you'll be comfy.
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Oh, it's lovely!
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Now, then...
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No, it doesn't look like they've
taken anything.
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Oh, that would've been all
you needed.
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Look at you, going all
Carmen Miranda since living abroad!
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It's the south of France!
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Anyway, it covers
a multitude of sins, that.
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Oh, I remember that.
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Antiques fair, Skegness!
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I thought I'd bagged
a lovely piece of Page pottery.
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Until he put his glasses on!
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It's such a bad copy,
I had to have it!
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MOBILE BUZZES
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I'll never live that down!
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It's work -
I should probably take it.
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Can you give me a minute?
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Oh, yeah, course!
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What happened?
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I need to know everything.
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How long have you got, kid?
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Well, why don't we start
at the beginning?
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What happened between you and Alan?
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Why did you break up?
Well...
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You know he was getting
more and more New Age,
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which I didn't mind at all
when it first started...
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Go on.
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..but it all came to a head
when we got to Majorca.
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He wouldn't let us eat out.
What?
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Said that he could only eat foods
to "awaken his soul."
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I tried my best, Jean,
but there's only so many times
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you can have broccoli for breakfast.
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Oh! Really sorry, love.
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We just grew into different people.
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We had ten great years
and we're fine now,
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and actually,
he's been great about George.
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So where did you meet George?
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Antiques do in Mayfair.
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He's a top sommelier.
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Supplied the wine.
That's handy.
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I know I'm punching above my weight,
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I mean, it's only been three months,
but...
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I have never felt anything like this
before in my life, Jean.
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He seems to know everything
I'm thinking about!
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Hey...
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You're only here once,
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you should grab your happiness
with both hands. Yeah!
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Oh, it's great to see you, Jean.
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And you, love.
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How was the wedding?
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I'm so sorry I couldn't make it.
Don't be daft!
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My lot were all there, of course.
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Anything for a free drink,
as you know!
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Hey, our Theresa has had a perm that
makes her look like Kevin Keegan!
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And we got some lovely gifts.
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But the weirdest one...
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..were these creepy playing cards.
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I don't know who gave them to us.
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I rang round all my dealer mates
who came,
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but nobody would own up to them.
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Ohh.
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They're old, aren't they?
Mm.
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Not really my thing,
but my business partner will know.
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Hey - look at that, there...
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Jack of clubs, first card out.
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That is a sign of good luck.
Yeah?
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Well, it wasn't much good luck
on my wedding night, was it?
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You know that mirror in my pantry?
Yeah?
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It fell down
and nearly chopped my head off.
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Blimey, you didn't mention that.
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I know!
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Put the fear of God into me!
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I bet it did. Are you all right now?
Yeah, I'm fine.
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Oh, right.
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When George gets off the phone,
I'll show you around, eh?
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When George gets off the phone,
Sounds great.
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You need my wife to get to Jean.
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Yes.
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I don't think Charlie's
gonna fall for a love letter.
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She hasn't been to visit once
over the past six months.
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Did you write down exactly
what I told you to?Yes.
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Well, if she still loves you,
she'll be back, I promise.
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Use your phone call
to tell me when she does.
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And I'll tell you what to ask next.
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And you still agree to my fee?
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Oh, I paid you well last time,
didn't I?
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Yeah.
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And to think I was scared of you.
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Well, you should be.
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BELL RINGS
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SHE EXHALES
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Yeah, massive bells.
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I can see why you live here, Jean.
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Yeah, it's beautiful, but...
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it's about the people, really.
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I mean, when Rory died, there was
not much to keep me in Manchester.
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In fact,
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you're the first people that
I've shown around here. Yeah?
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I must be staying!
Yeah.
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Do you fancy going to have a look
at the shop? BOTH: Yeah.
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It's only down here.
Definitely.
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That's a massive church.
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Oh, they love a big church here.
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Charlie must have nipped out.
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Ohh...
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Wow.
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This place is amazing, Jean.
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Well, we're getting there.
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Oop...
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Nice bit of Kintsugi going on there.
May I?
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Yeah.
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What's Kintsugi?
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Well, "kin" means golden,
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and "sugi" means to join,
so literally,
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to join with gold.
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The story goes
that there was a 15th-century Shogun
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that broke his favourite tea bowl,
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and when it was repaired,
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it was with awful metal pins.
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So a craftsman filled all the cracks
with golden lacquer.
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Yeah, so the cracks are seen
as beauty elements.
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The philosophy being that we
should embrace our imperfections,
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and think carefully
before we discard something
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just because it's broken.
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Like you did, George,
when you married me.
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Ohh!
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THEY LAUGH
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Ooh...
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Now, I like this.
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So that's got pink and turquoise
opal on the handles.
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Mm, I made a bomb
out of a black opal
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when I was travelling
across Australia.Oh!
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I'd like to buy this for you.
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As a wedding gift.
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Thanks, love, but don't get me
wrong, but... I don't want it.
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I don't mean to be ungrateful,
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it's just that I'm a bit
superstitious about opals.
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The play of the colours
ever-changing -
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I just don't trust them.
Suit yourself!
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Well, I'd like to buy it,
I think it's lovely.
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Well, to you, it is free.
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Ooh!
Well, to you, it is free.
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Ooh!
Oh, thank you!
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Ooh,
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before I forget, can you leave those
cards for Charlie to have a look at?
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Oh, yeah, course. Here they are.
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Well, they must be French,
cos they're in the Rouen style,
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which was banned from being imported
to England in 1628...
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The English ones are much cruder.
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There's a shock!
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Oh, Charlie will know.
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I'm starving. Let's go to the pub.
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I can safely say there is nothing
mechanically wrong with your car.
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Oh, thanks, Glo,
I've been so worried about it.
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Just can't afford for the car
to break down.
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Ah, but I did find
these little fellas.
256
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:49,699
The noise was them
rolling about under the seat.
257
00:12:49,739 --> 00:12:51,699
Oh, you've found them!
258
00:12:52,699 --> 00:12:55,459
Are they your little nephew's
from when he stayed?
259
00:12:55,499 --> 00:12:58,099
Yeah, yeah. That's right.
260
00:12:58,139 --> 00:12:59,659
They're his jacks.
261
00:12:59,699 --> 00:13:00,819
Thank you.
262
00:13:00,859 --> 00:13:02,539
I'll have a sparkling water.
263
00:13:02,579 --> 00:13:04,299
On the house.
Thank you very much.
264
00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:09,659
Hm, there's more carbs on that plate
then I've eaten in a year!
265
00:13:09,699 --> 00:13:12,499
Trying to keep myself trim
for George, but that ship's sailed!
266
00:13:12,539 --> 00:13:14,699
Nothing like Alan, eh?
No.
267
00:13:14,739 --> 00:13:18,059
Is it true that you actually ate
broccoli for breakfast?
268
00:13:18,099 --> 00:13:19,499
We ate it, we drank it,
269
00:13:19,539 --> 00:13:21,539
in fact, there wasn't much
we didn't do with it.
270
00:13:21,579 --> 00:13:23,019
Oh, aye?
271
00:13:23,059 --> 00:13:25,379
No, not like that!
272
00:13:25,419 --> 00:13:28,259
Oh, thank you.
Thanks, love.
273
00:13:29,619 --> 00:13:31,539
Here you go.
274
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,299
And one more of the same.
275
00:13:38,539 --> 00:13:41,019
Enjoy your lunch
and if you need anything else,
276
00:13:41,059 --> 00:13:42,259
don't hesitate to ask.
277
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:46,499
Niall, let me introduce you. This
is one of my dearest friends, David,
278
00:13:46,539 --> 00:13:49,739
and this is his new husband, George.
279
00:13:49,779 --> 00:13:53,259
Lovely to meet you both.
I've forgotten your cutlery.
280
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:55,179
Just a minute.
Oh, Niall, come here.
281
00:14:02,539 --> 00:14:03,979
SHE CHUCKLES
282
00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:09,099
Who's that with Jean?
283
00:14:10,539 --> 00:14:11,899
Old mate of hers.
284
00:14:11,939 --> 00:14:14,659
Him and his fella
have just got married. Ahh, nice.
285
00:14:15,859 --> 00:14:18,779
Yes, love is indeed in the air
at the moment, isn't it?
286
00:14:20,939 --> 00:14:22,819
You are SO obvious.
287
00:14:22,859 --> 00:14:23,899
What?
288
00:14:23,939 --> 00:14:26,419
I didn't know Cooper was
a taxi driver.
289
00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:29,699
I don't know
what you're talking about.
290
00:14:29,739 --> 00:14:31,939
I've known you for 20 years,
Dominic.
291
00:14:31,979 --> 00:14:35,419
And you've always been very
transparent and a rubbish liar.
292
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:36,619
Thank you very much
293
00:14:38,259 --> 00:14:40,499
So... how's it going with you two?
294
00:14:40,539 --> 00:14:42,059
Great.
295
00:14:42,099 --> 00:14:43,539
I really like him.
296
00:14:43,579 --> 00:14:45,699
Someone to do nothing with.
297
00:14:45,739 --> 00:14:47,499
What?
298
00:14:47,539 --> 00:14:49,219
Me and you once said
299
00:14:49,259 --> 00:14:51,819
it wasn't about finding someone
to do SOMETHING with,
300
00:14:51,859 --> 00:14:54,699
it was about finding someone
to do nothing with, do you remember?
301
00:14:56,899 --> 00:14:58,059
Yeah.
302
00:14:58,099 --> 00:15:00,219
Yeah, I do, yeah.
303
00:15:00,259 --> 00:15:01,819
I think you'll really like him, Dom.
304
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:05,459
Well, he has got excellent taste
in women, so...
305
00:15:05,499 --> 00:15:07,219
So I'm sure I will.
Aww!
306
00:15:07,259 --> 00:15:09,939
Come here.
Oh, Dom - thanks, love.
307
00:15:09,979 --> 00:15:12,339
Happy for you, love.
Thanks, love.
308
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,539
Et voila!
Oh, thank you!
309
00:15:14,579 --> 00:15:16,019
SHE GIGGLES
310
00:15:16,059 --> 00:15:18,859
I thought we deserved a treat.
311
00:15:18,899 --> 00:15:21,299
Now, this is especially for you,
George,
312
00:15:21,339 --> 00:15:23,659
being a top sommelier.
313
00:15:23,699 --> 00:15:25,499
Go on, George, what is it?
314
00:15:25,539 --> 00:15:27,539
It's a...?
315
00:15:27,579 --> 00:15:30,059
A Chateau Simone Rouge!
316
00:15:30,099 --> 00:15:32,699
Oh, of course!
317
00:15:32,739 --> 00:15:35,339
Oh, well, thank you so much -
that's very kind.
318
00:15:35,379 --> 00:15:38,899
Don't be fooled, George,
she's gagging for a glass.I am!
319
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,779
Hey, after this,
320
00:15:40,819 --> 00:15:43,339
do you boys mind
going for an explore?
321
00:15:43,379 --> 00:15:45,859
It's just I've got
loads of admin to do.
322
00:15:45,899 --> 00:15:48,699
I'm dying for an explore.
It's like Disneyland round here.
323
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,899
I haven't seen
so many antiques on display
324
00:15:50,939 --> 00:15:53,459
since my mother's am-dram group
did the Lion King!
325
00:15:53,499 --> 00:15:55,099
THEY LAUGH
326
00:16:26,139 --> 00:16:27,299
Jean!
327
00:16:29,019 --> 00:16:30,019
Jean...
328
00:16:31,619 --> 00:16:33,259
Where did they get these cards from?
329
00:16:33,299 --> 00:16:35,419
They were a wedding present.
330
00:16:35,459 --> 00:16:36,499
From who?
331
00:16:36,539 --> 00:16:37,939
They couldn't find the gift card.
332
00:16:39,059 --> 00:16:40,499
What's the matter?
333
00:16:40,539 --> 00:16:42,219
Look at the Queen.
334
00:16:42,259 --> 00:16:45,499
Each card of the Queen
has a mark of a winged serpent.
335
00:16:46,779 --> 00:16:49,259
This means they were made
for La Voisin herself, hein?
336
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,139
Who?
You don't know La Voisin?
337
00:16:51,179 --> 00:16:53,099
The French sorceress
burnt at the stake?
338
00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:57,059
Mm, like many innocent women
before her. Uh, non...
339
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,939
There was nothing innocent
about La Voisin.
340
00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:01,939
She was evil,
341
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,539
through and through.
342
00:17:03,579 --> 00:17:06,419
You have heard of
l'affaire de poisons
343
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,539
during the reign of Louis XIV?
Yeah, I do - that rings a bell.
344
00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:11,699
Remind me.
345
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,899
Many fortune tellers and alchemists
346
00:17:13,939 --> 00:17:18,419
were suspected of selling
not only divinations and seances
347
00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:21,979
and aphrodisiacs,
but also inheritance powders.
348
00:17:23,099 --> 00:17:24,379
Inheritance powders?
349
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,459
Poisons.
350
00:17:26,619 --> 00:17:28,739
They were rounded up and tried -
351
00:17:28,779 --> 00:17:33,339
La Voisin's testimony
implicated the mistress of the king,
352
00:17:33,379 --> 00:17:36,139
who claimed she had performed
Black Masses with her.
353
00:17:36,179 --> 00:17:38,179
Black Masses?
Ouai!
354
00:17:38,219 --> 00:17:41,979
La Voisin was convicted
of witchcraft and poisoning,
355
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,219
and burnt in public
on the Place de Greve, Paris,
356
00:17:45,259 --> 00:17:47,379
in 1680.
357
00:17:47,419 --> 00:17:50,899
And you think these cards
actually belong to her?
358
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:53,459
Ben... The winged serpent
proves it, hein?
359
00:17:54,739 --> 00:17:58,579
Jean, these are very, very rare.
360
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,059
And very, very cursed.
361
00:18:01,379 --> 00:18:02,699
Ball park?
362
00:18:02,739 --> 00:18:04,059
Bof...
363
00:18:04,099 --> 00:18:06,539
Thousands, depending on the buyer.
364
00:18:06,579 --> 00:18:10,459
Wow, that's some wedding present.
They need to find the gift card!
365
00:18:10,499 --> 00:18:13,179
Did you hear what I said, Jean?
They carry a curse, hein?
366
00:18:13,219 --> 00:18:14,739
Yeah, curses!
367
00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:19,219
MOBILE PHONE RINGS
368
00:18:22,339 --> 00:18:23,859
Ooh, you beauty!
369
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:26,939
Hi, Maggie.
370
00:18:26,979 --> 00:18:30,139
Oh, thanks for getting back
so quickly.
371
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,139
Well...
372
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:35,139
It is a bit of a funny story,
actually.
373
00:18:35,179 --> 00:18:36,899
My friend David got married,
374
00:18:36,939 --> 00:18:39,259
and he got the cards
as a wedding present.
375
00:18:41,339 --> 00:18:44,939
No. No, not jewellery David, no.
376
00:18:44,979 --> 00:18:47,099
No, ceramic David.
377
00:18:47,139 --> 00:18:49,259
Well, I've just found out
378
00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:51,739
they belonged to a mad French witch!
379
00:18:54,219 --> 00:18:55,659
Yeah.
380
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,699
La Voisin, yeah!
381
00:18:57,739 --> 00:19:00,779
Well,
first person I thought of was you.
382
00:19:00,819 --> 00:19:03,139
No, cos you like the, er...
383
00:19:03,179 --> 00:19:04,779
Supernatural and all that.
384
00:19:04,819 --> 00:19:07,019
Do you think
you can shift them for me?
385
00:19:08,219 --> 00:19:11,819
GASPS
Oh, Maggie, that's fantastic.
386
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,939
GASPS
LAUGHTER
387
00:19:13,979 --> 00:19:16,139
So...
Really?!
388
00:19:16,179 --> 00:19:18,779
I need a very strong drink!
389
00:19:18,819 --> 00:19:20,539
HE SHOUTS IN FRENCH
390
00:19:20,579 --> 00:19:23,339
SHOUTS THREATS
391
00:19:25,819 --> 00:19:27,659
Ah!
392
00:19:29,059 --> 00:19:30,739
George?
393
00:19:30,779 --> 00:19:32,739
MAN SHOUTS
394
00:19:39,499 --> 00:19:41,619
Thank you for your statement.
395
00:19:41,659 --> 00:19:45,019
I don't know about you, darling,
but I could do with a brandy. Yeah.
396
00:19:47,899 --> 00:19:52,099
So, David, what do you remember?
397
00:19:52,139 --> 00:19:55,779
I'll try my best, officer, but
I'm a bit of a mess, to be honest.
398
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,339
Take your time.
399
00:19:58,779 --> 00:20:00,099
Um...
400
00:20:00,139 --> 00:20:01,939
We were walking down the street,
401
00:20:01,979 --> 00:20:05,139
when this man came out of nowhere,
screaming.
402
00:20:05,179 --> 00:20:07,539
That must have been terrifying,
love.
403
00:20:07,579 --> 00:20:09,939
Could you describe
what the man looked like?
404
00:20:09,979 --> 00:20:12,539
As George has already said,
his face was covered!
405
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,819
We didn't see anything!
406
00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:18,619
He's got to ask, love.
407
00:20:18,659 --> 00:20:20,099
I know it's hard,
408
00:20:20,139 --> 00:20:22,659
but just do your best.
Sorry, I, um...
409
00:20:23,939 --> 00:20:26,099
He came at me.
So...
410
00:20:26,139 --> 00:20:28,099
You are sure he came at you alone?
411
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:30,659
George says he came at both of you.
412
00:20:30,699 --> 00:20:33,339
Yeah, yeah - he came at both of us.
413
00:20:34,539 --> 00:20:36,939
I've never been more scared
in my entire life.
414
00:20:36,979 --> 00:20:39,139
I can completely understand.
415
00:20:40,179 --> 00:20:43,459
Have you any idea
what he was screaming at you?
416
00:20:43,499 --> 00:20:45,059
No, it was all in French!
417
00:20:45,099 --> 00:20:47,779
I knew I should have paid
more attention at school!
418
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,899
I think that is enough for now.
419
00:20:52,939 --> 00:20:55,139
Thank you for your statements.
420
00:20:55,179 --> 00:20:58,379
Thank you.
St Victoire is a small town.
421
00:20:58,419 --> 00:21:00,619
I'm sure we will catch them.
422
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,859
Yeah, that's good to know, thanks.
423
00:21:02,899 --> 00:21:06,019
I will be in touch.
Thanks, Andre.
424
00:21:14,019 --> 00:21:17,099
They've had such bad luck since
they got here, I'm so embarrassed.
425
00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:19,419
Have you got any leads?
426
00:21:19,459 --> 00:21:21,899
We do have someone
who says he saw what happened,
427
00:21:21,939 --> 00:21:23,859
but he'd had a good few drinks,
428
00:21:23,899 --> 00:21:26,059
so I don't how reliable he is.
429
00:21:26,099 --> 00:21:28,299
It doesn't quite fit
with George's version of events.
430
00:21:29,459 --> 00:21:30,579
What did he say?
431
00:21:30,619 --> 00:21:33,459
Well, he says that the cyclist
seemed to steer
432
00:21:33,499 --> 00:21:35,339
right into David's attacker.
433
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:37,939
Of course, it all happened so fast.
434
00:21:37,979 --> 00:21:39,899
Surely if that was the case,
435
00:21:39,939 --> 00:21:42,139
he would have stayed around
to see if David was OK?
436
00:21:42,179 --> 00:21:43,699
Made himself known?
437
00:21:43,739 --> 00:21:46,179
Yes, that's what I thought.
438
00:21:46,219 --> 00:21:48,699
He's got it wrong, clearly.
439
00:21:48,739 --> 00:21:51,179
Go back to your friends,
I'll keep asking around.
440
00:21:51,219 --> 00:21:52,619
We will do everything we can.
441
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:53,819
Thank you.
442
00:21:55,059 --> 00:21:56,379
SHE SIGHS
443
00:21:59,779 --> 00:22:01,459
Caron is a good copper.
444
00:22:01,499 --> 00:22:04,379
I'm sure he'll do everything he can.
He seems really nice.
445
00:22:05,459 --> 00:22:06,459
I feel terrible.
446
00:22:07,579 --> 00:22:08,899
I just froze.
447
00:22:10,059 --> 00:22:11,579
I should have helped.
448
00:22:11,619 --> 00:22:13,019
It's OK, love.
449
00:22:13,059 --> 00:22:16,099
It's a bit like closing time
when I was a kid.
450
00:22:16,139 --> 00:22:20,059
Thank God that cyclist was passing -
I owe them a drink!
451
00:22:20,099 --> 00:22:21,859
Ooh, David -
452
00:22:21,899 --> 00:22:24,339
I do have some good news...
Go on.
453
00:22:24,379 --> 00:22:26,779
Charlie had a look at your cards...
454
00:22:26,819 --> 00:22:28,419
That's nice of her.
Yeah!
455
00:22:28,459 --> 00:22:32,699
Well, she reckons
they were specifically made
456
00:22:32,739 --> 00:22:35,499
for a 17th-century French witch
457
00:22:35,539 --> 00:22:38,739
who was done for poisoning
and burnt at the stake!
458
00:22:38,779 --> 00:22:41,579
She says they're worth thousands
to the right buyer!
459
00:22:41,619 --> 00:22:43,859
17th-century French witch?
460
00:22:45,499 --> 00:22:46,619
Do you mean La Voisin?
461
00:22:46,659 --> 00:22:48,659
Yeah, that's her!
462
00:22:48,699 --> 00:22:50,419
Did she say anything else?
463
00:22:50,459 --> 00:22:51,699
Well,
464
00:22:51,739 --> 00:22:53,699
she said they carry a curse,
465
00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:55,899
but that's not your problem
once you sell them, is it?
466
00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:57,059
A curse?
467
00:22:57,099 --> 00:23:01,019
Jean, it's been nothing but bad luck
since I opened those cards!
468
00:23:01,059 --> 00:23:02,179
Oh, David!
469
00:23:02,219 --> 00:23:04,619
I told you! Before we left,
470
00:23:04,659 --> 00:23:07,019
that mirror nearly chopped
my head off,
471
00:23:07,059 --> 00:23:08,459
and then, the bag was slashed,
472
00:23:08,499 --> 00:23:11,259
and then, somebody tried to knife me
in the street!
473
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:15,779
Look, that is all awful, love,
but...
474
00:23:17,099 --> 00:23:19,259
what's that got to do with
a pack of cards?
475
00:23:19,299 --> 00:23:22,939
Jean, it could have everything
to do with the cards. I mean,
476
00:23:22,979 --> 00:23:24,899
that mirror had been on the wall
for ten years -
477
00:23:24,939 --> 00:23:28,619
why did it fall then,
at that precise moment? Exactly.
478
00:23:30,499 --> 00:23:31,939
I've just thought...
479
00:23:31,979 --> 00:23:35,739
The slash mark on your bag...
480
00:23:35,779 --> 00:23:37,779
it's in the shape of a letter V.
481
00:23:37,819 --> 00:23:41,339
'Oh! I'm getting straight on
the phone to that bus company!'
482
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:43,539
'Look, I'm sure it was an accident.'
483
00:23:43,579 --> 00:23:44,779
Yes...
484
00:23:45,979 --> 00:23:47,099
It's the witch, isn't it?
485
00:23:48,259 --> 00:23:50,059
She's trying to make me go mad.
486
00:23:50,099 --> 00:23:52,339
Oh, come on, David!
487
00:23:52,379 --> 00:23:56,739
We trade in provenance,
not superstition!
488
00:23:56,779 --> 00:23:59,699
Well, our spiritual journey
has opened David up somewhat.
489
00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:00,979
Sorry?
490
00:24:01,019 --> 00:24:03,219
We got married
in a spiritualist church.
491
00:24:04,419 --> 00:24:07,619
Maybe that's why you're being
so sensitive at the moment,
492
00:24:07,659 --> 00:24:09,499
because you're channelling...
493
00:24:09,539 --> 00:24:11,139
dark energy?
Yes.
494
00:24:12,299 --> 00:24:14,099
It's the witch, isn't it?
495
00:24:14,139 --> 00:24:16,139
She's trying to communicate.
496
00:24:17,339 --> 00:24:18,659
Oh, come on!
497
00:24:18,699 --> 00:24:20,379
Curses?
498
00:24:21,779 --> 00:24:23,659
You just twisted psychology.
499
00:24:23,699 --> 00:24:29,379
Sorry? Well, seeing patterns in
random events when there are none!
500
00:24:32,979 --> 00:24:34,339
I think I'LL have a brandy.
501
00:24:49,259 --> 00:24:51,259
DEEP SNORING
502
00:24:59,859 --> 00:25:01,019
PHONE ALERT
503
00:25:08,059 --> 00:25:09,579
It's her!
504
00:25:10,979 --> 00:25:12,219
It's her...
505
00:25:12,259 --> 00:25:13,419
It's her!
506
00:25:13,459 --> 00:25:14,659
Le Voisin!
507
00:25:14,699 --> 00:25:16,259
In the mirror!
508
00:25:19,139 --> 00:25:20,859
W...
509
00:25:20,899 --> 00:25:22,219
She...
510
00:25:49,179 --> 00:25:51,299
COCKEREL CROWS
511
00:25:51,339 --> 00:25:53,099
CICADAS CHIRP
512
00:25:53,139 --> 00:25:55,299
I think we should burn them
to a cinder.
513
00:25:56,379 --> 00:25:59,579
Don't you think we should find out
the facts before we go setting fire
514
00:25:59,619 --> 00:26:02,699
to potentially thousands of pounds?
I saw her, Jean.
515
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,379
Last night, in the mirror.
516
00:26:05,419 --> 00:26:06,539
She's coming to get me.
517
00:26:06,579 --> 00:26:07,899
Who is?
518
00:26:07,939 --> 00:26:09,219
Le Voisin!
519
00:26:10,539 --> 00:26:11,939
The witch.
520
00:26:13,299 --> 00:26:16,779
The facts are, Jean,
she will not stop until I'm dead.
521
00:26:19,179 --> 00:26:20,459
Can I make a suggestion?
522
00:26:22,979 --> 00:26:25,219
Now, what would Oprah say?
523
00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:30,339
Oh, yeah.
524
00:26:30,379 --> 00:26:32,739
"When you don't know what to do,
do nothing."
525
00:26:33,899 --> 00:26:37,219
So why don't you two do just that?
526
00:26:37,259 --> 00:26:38,579
How do you mean?
527
00:26:38,619 --> 00:26:40,779
Well, I'll go to work,
528
00:26:40,819 --> 00:26:43,699
I'll get a second opinion
on the cards,
529
00:26:43,739 --> 00:26:45,619
and you just stay here,
530
00:26:45,659 --> 00:26:47,059
and relax?
531
00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:50,499
I think that's a great idea.
532
00:26:51,539 --> 00:26:52,779
Yeah.
533
00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:54,539
It is - thanks, Jean.
534
00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:56,419
That's my pleasure.
535
00:26:57,579 --> 00:26:58,979
Take those things with you.
536
00:27:00,739 --> 00:27:03,339
Help yourself to anything you want.
537
00:27:03,379 --> 00:27:05,379
And listen...
538
00:27:05,419 --> 00:27:07,379
It's me. Jean.
539
00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:08,979
I'm right here for you.
540
00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:14,419
Thanks, Jean.
541
00:27:37,979 --> 00:27:39,819
I'm just gonna go and make
some calls.
542
00:27:41,539 --> 00:27:43,819
Are you OK?
Yeah, yeah - fine.
543
00:27:43,859 --> 00:27:45,579
I'll make us some brunch
when I'm done.
544
00:27:45,619 --> 00:27:47,779
You just stay there.
Thanks, love.
545
00:28:19,019 --> 00:28:22,899
Jean, I'd like to apologise
for my oversight.
546
00:28:22,939 --> 00:28:24,379
Oversight?
547
00:28:25,419 --> 00:28:26,419
Ahem...
548
00:28:27,459 --> 00:28:28,579
Jean...
549
00:28:30,099 --> 00:28:31,339
Jean...
550
00:28:34,859 --> 00:28:36,779
Please can we be friends again?
551
00:28:36,819 --> 00:28:39,099
I sound like a ten-year-old.
552
00:28:42,739 --> 00:28:44,379
I have REALLY missed you.
553
00:28:56,299 --> 00:28:57,619
HE GASPS
554
00:28:57,659 --> 00:28:59,939
BANGING
555
00:28:59,979 --> 00:29:01,299
Oi!
556
00:29:01,339 --> 00:29:01,499
PUNCH IS THROWN,
Oi!
557
00:29:01,539 --> 00:29:03,019
PUNCH IS THROWN,
SOMETHING CLATTERS
558
00:29:07,739 --> 00:29:10,419
Com on, Dom.
559
00:29:10,459 --> 00:29:11,819
You can do this.
560
00:29:18,459 --> 00:29:20,579
Alan?
561
00:29:20,619 --> 00:29:22,339
You know him?
That's his ex.
562
00:29:28,299 --> 00:29:30,659
Hi, I'm Dom. Jean's mate.
563
00:29:30,699 --> 00:29:33,379
Alan is behind bars,
awaiting questioning.
564
00:29:33,419 --> 00:29:36,219
Soon as there's any update,
Caron's gonna give us a call.
565
00:29:37,459 --> 00:29:40,499
What happened?
I would never have believed this.
566
00:29:40,539 --> 00:29:43,339
But I think Alan was out to get you.
567
00:29:43,379 --> 00:29:44,819
I think he was stalking you!
568
00:29:44,859 --> 00:29:46,379
Oh, my God.
569
00:29:46,419 --> 00:29:48,579
Thanks, Dom.
570
00:29:48,619 --> 00:29:50,139
You're welcome.
571
00:29:50,179 --> 00:29:51,419
Are you all right?
572
00:29:51,459 --> 00:29:54,499
Yeah, yeah, fine.
It's a good job you were here.
573
00:29:54,539 --> 00:29:56,779
Is it?
FOOTSTEPS
574
00:29:59,099 --> 00:30:00,619
No offence, Jean,
575
00:30:00,659 --> 00:30:04,059
but we've given our statements
and I want David out of here, now.
576
00:30:05,259 --> 00:30:07,859
Don't you think you should wait...
To find out what kind of maniac
577
00:30:07,899 --> 00:30:09,779
Alan is? I think it's pretty clear.
578
00:30:10,819 --> 00:30:13,739
I have booked a hire car -
it should be here any minute.
579
00:30:13,779 --> 00:30:15,899
We won't be staying.
580
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:18,459
My partner of ten years
was trying to kill me?
581
00:30:19,579 --> 00:30:21,499
WE are going to go to Marseille.
582
00:30:21,539 --> 00:30:23,379
And we are going to begin
our honeymoon.
583
00:30:23,419 --> 00:30:24,699
Are you sure?
584
00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:26,059
HORN HONKS
585
00:30:26,099 --> 00:30:27,819
That'll be the hire car.
586
00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:29,059
Oh...
587
00:30:29,099 --> 00:30:32,499
Well, it's a bit sudden, but...
I suppose...
588
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,139
Are you ready, darling?
Yeah.
589
00:30:37,179 --> 00:30:38,899
Bye, love.
Bye.
590
00:30:46,499 --> 00:30:50,059
Jean, when you get this message,
can you get down here?
591
00:30:51,299 --> 00:30:53,299
He says I am an oppressor
of the state
592
00:30:53,339 --> 00:30:55,619
and he does not recognise
my authority.
593
00:30:56,699 --> 00:30:58,259
He says he will only speak with you.
594
00:30:58,299 --> 00:31:00,219
Please hurry.
595
00:31:01,619 --> 00:31:03,779
If there's anything you need,
just let me know, OK?
596
00:31:03,819 --> 00:31:05,179
Thanks, Jean.
597
00:31:05,219 --> 00:31:07,179
Love you, kid.
Oh, I love you too.
598
00:31:10,179 --> 00:31:13,059
Well, it's...
it's lovely to meet you.
599
00:31:14,099 --> 00:31:15,339
Look after each other, eh?
600
00:31:15,379 --> 00:31:16,659
Thanks, Jean.
601
00:31:16,699 --> 00:31:18,139
And thank you.
602
00:31:18,179 --> 00:31:19,779
Pleasure.
603
00:31:23,499 --> 00:31:25,259
CAR STARTS
604
00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:41,139
And you expect me to believe that?
Yeah.
605
00:31:41,179 --> 00:31:43,539
You have to believe me
if you want David to live.
606
00:31:43,579 --> 00:31:47,339
Jean, I've been following David
to protect him from George!
607
00:31:47,379 --> 00:31:49,539
Why does he need protecting
from George?
608
00:31:49,579 --> 00:31:50,939
When we broke up,
609
00:31:50,979 --> 00:31:54,539
I was devastated, but I left it
in the hands of the universe.
610
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,739
Then a friend came to me with
evidence that David
611
00:31:56,779 --> 00:31:58,379
was gonna be George's third
husband -
612
00:31:58,419 --> 00:32:01,939
the two previous husbands had died
within months of marrying him!
613
00:32:01,979 --> 00:32:03,979
What evidence?
614
00:32:04,019 --> 00:32:06,939
The marriage
and the death certificates.
615
00:32:06,979 --> 00:32:10,219
I've been watching David
to protect him.
616
00:32:10,259 --> 00:32:12,579
He'd never have believed me
if I'd have told him.
617
00:32:12,619 --> 00:32:14,059
He... He's changed.
618
00:32:15,379 --> 00:32:17,979
He's just completely obsessed
by him.
619
00:32:19,059 --> 00:32:22,179
The morning of the wedding,
George was the last one out.
620
00:32:22,219 --> 00:32:24,099
I watched him go back
into the pantry,
621
00:32:24,139 --> 00:32:25,699
and tamper with the mirror.
622
00:32:25,739 --> 00:32:28,659
He balanced the mirror
right on the edge of the door.
623
00:32:28,699 --> 00:32:31,059
I knew that was meant for David
and David alone.
624
00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:35,459
David was the first one
into the pantry when they got back.
625
00:32:36,659 --> 00:32:38,459
To save him,
I didn't know what to do -
626
00:32:38,499 --> 00:32:40,739
I just started banging
on the window, and that was enough
627
00:32:40,779 --> 00:32:43,259
to stop him from walking
underneath the mirror.
628
00:32:43,299 --> 00:32:44,459
SMASH
629
00:32:46,379 --> 00:32:49,459
When I got here,
I hired a bike and I followed them.
630
00:32:50,939 --> 00:32:53,499
I didn't know what was gonna happen,
but I knew something would.
631
00:32:54,539 --> 00:32:56,219
Sure enough, it did.
632
00:32:56,259 --> 00:32:59,139
George must have paid that thug
to knife David,
633
00:32:59,179 --> 00:33:01,059
so I knocked him to the ground.
634
00:33:05,139 --> 00:33:06,779
OTHER MAN SHOUTS
635
00:33:08,299 --> 00:33:09,619
And the cushion?
636
00:33:09,659 --> 00:33:10,859
MUFFLED CRIES
637
00:33:10,899 --> 00:33:12,659
'I was watching through
the patio window,
638
00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:15,779
'and George went behind David
with the cushion.
639
00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:18,339
'I forced my way in
and punched him in the face!'
640
00:33:18,379 --> 00:33:20,179
Eurgh!
641
00:33:21,619 --> 00:33:23,539
If all this is true,
642
00:33:23,579 --> 00:33:27,539
why didn't you just tell David
that George was trying to kill him?
643
00:33:27,579 --> 00:33:29,539
Because he would never
have believed me!
644
00:33:29,579 --> 00:33:31,459
George has been gaslighting him!
645
00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:33,619
Well...
646
00:33:34,699 --> 00:33:36,939
..he's certainly not been himself
lately.
647
00:33:38,899 --> 00:33:40,139
Come on, Jean.
648
00:33:41,259 --> 00:33:44,779
Two weddings and the corresponding
death certificates within months?
649
00:33:44,819 --> 00:33:48,299
I'm telling you,
David is in grave danger!
650
00:33:48,339 --> 00:33:50,019
I believe you.
651
00:33:51,739 --> 00:33:53,259
Caron?
652
00:33:54,219 --> 00:33:56,379
Did you hear all that?
Oui.
653
00:33:58,139 --> 00:34:00,699
We need to find David - now.
654
00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:02,659
They're on their way to Marseille.
655
00:34:02,699 --> 00:34:04,819
There are two roads to Marseille.
656
00:34:13,539 --> 00:34:16,499
Dom... I need your help.
657
00:34:17,739 --> 00:34:20,459
Why are we stopping here?
You know I've got vertigo.
658
00:34:20,499 --> 00:34:22,779
You were feeling carsick
because you haven't eaten.
659
00:34:22,819 --> 00:34:26,339
You know what you're like
on an empty stomach. I can't eat.
660
00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:30,139
You need to pull yourself together.
661
00:34:30,179 --> 00:34:33,539
I'm sorry. I'm still in shock.
662
00:34:33,579 --> 00:34:35,739
Alan trying to kill me?
663
00:34:35,779 --> 00:34:37,659
Those cursed cards?
664
00:34:37,699 --> 00:34:39,979
We'll flog them in Marseille,
get rid of them.
665
00:34:40,019 --> 00:34:41,699
Hopefully, they'll make thousands.
666
00:34:43,659 --> 00:34:46,339
Fancy us thinking
that those cards were cursed,
667
00:34:46,379 --> 00:34:48,379
when it was Alan trying to kill you.
668
00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:50,539
I still think the cards are cursed.
669
00:34:54,019 --> 00:34:56,299
You know you sound mad?
Eh?
670
00:34:56,339 --> 00:34:58,059
Seeing ghosts,
671
00:34:58,099 --> 00:34:59,499
cursed cards.
672
00:34:59,539 --> 00:35:01,099
You sound like a child.
673
00:35:01,139 --> 00:35:02,419
George?
674
00:35:05,139 --> 00:35:08,139
Put that thing away,
you know I can't stand opals.
675
00:35:10,699 --> 00:35:14,619
George, if this is meant to be
kinky, it's not doing it for me.
676
00:35:15,859 --> 00:35:17,099
Always the joker.
677
00:35:18,259 --> 00:35:19,299
Get up.
678
00:35:19,339 --> 00:35:20,539
George?
679
00:35:20,579 --> 00:35:21,699
Get up!
680
00:35:31,819 --> 00:35:33,139
By the way, I'm desperate.
681
00:35:33,179 --> 00:35:34,939
You're not forgiven yet.
682
00:35:34,979 --> 00:35:36,379
Thanks for your help, Dom.
683
00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:39,899
I knew there was something dodgy
about him
684
00:35:39,939 --> 00:35:42,779
when he didn't know what wine
I'd bought them in La Couronne.
685
00:35:42,819 --> 00:35:45,099
Top wine expert, my foot.
686
00:35:46,499 --> 00:35:48,979
So, he gets these fellas,
687
00:35:49,019 --> 00:35:50,979
marries them,
and then bumps them off?
688
00:35:51,019 --> 00:35:54,299
I know, it's hideous.
But he moves around so much,
689
00:35:54,339 --> 00:35:58,019
they just can't pin anything on him.
Blimey.
690
00:35:58,059 --> 00:36:00,059
That's a bold career choice, innit?
691
00:36:04,779 --> 00:36:06,499
Just move that wing mirror for us,
Jean?
692
00:36:08,859 --> 00:36:10,299
SHE GASPS
693
00:36:10,339 --> 00:36:12,219
That's how he did it!
694
00:36:12,259 --> 00:36:13,619
Did what?
695
00:36:13,659 --> 00:36:17,979
Made the infamous La Voisin appear
in my spare bedroom mirror.
696
00:36:18,019 --> 00:36:21,979
I'd put a black shawl on top of
the dresser to hide a heat mark.
697
00:36:22,019 --> 00:36:25,619
Ironically, you can't get a decent
French polisher over here.
698
00:36:25,659 --> 00:36:28,219
You can't move for them
in Stockport. Yeah, go on.
699
00:36:28,259 --> 00:36:31,059
Anyway, I found the shawl
under one of the pillows
700
00:36:31,099 --> 00:36:33,579
when I was making their bed up
this morning.
701
00:36:33,619 --> 00:36:37,219
He must have precisely positioned
the mirror,
702
00:36:37,259 --> 00:36:39,939
put the shawl on,
looked into the mirror,
703
00:36:39,979 --> 00:36:44,179
woke David up, scared him to death,
then pretended to wake up himself
704
00:36:44,219 --> 00:36:46,139
to comfort him.
SHE GASPS
705
00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:48,579
You better put your foot down.
706
00:36:48,619 --> 00:36:50,819
It won't make any difference.
707
00:36:50,859 --> 00:36:52,619
It's only got one speed, this.
708
00:36:56,979 --> 00:36:58,379
YOUR cards?
709
00:36:58,419 --> 00:37:00,419
But why?
710
00:37:00,459 --> 00:37:01,539
To send you mad.
711
00:37:01,579 --> 00:37:03,019
Send me mad?
712
00:37:03,059 --> 00:37:04,779
What are you talking about?
713
00:37:04,819 --> 00:37:06,659
The cards, the mirror.
714
00:37:06,699 --> 00:37:07,899
The luggage.
715
00:37:10,219 --> 00:37:11,259
It was all me.
716
00:37:12,899 --> 00:37:15,499
Do you know,
you will be my third husband...
717
00:37:15,539 --> 00:37:16,939
deceased.
718
00:37:16,979 --> 00:37:18,299
Third husband?
719
00:37:19,619 --> 00:37:20,859
George, what...?
720
00:37:20,899 --> 00:37:22,379
Please...
721
00:37:22,419 --> 00:37:24,619
I've already found my fourth -
over here, actually.
722
00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:26,259
You've got to move around.
723
00:37:26,299 --> 00:37:28,299
It really is all too easy.
724
00:37:28,339 --> 00:37:29,779
I thought we were in love...
725
00:37:31,139 --> 00:37:32,739
You made me leave Alan.
726
00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:35,939
I changed my life for you.
727
00:37:35,979 --> 00:37:37,539
Yes - and thank you for that, but...
728
00:37:37,579 --> 00:37:39,259
Now, you're just a mad old man
729
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:40,579
with vertigo.
730
00:37:41,979 --> 00:37:45,379
"I tried to save
David, but...
731
00:37:45,419 --> 00:37:47,579
"the vertigo just got too much
for him.
732
00:37:47,619 --> 00:37:50,459
"I think it was all the stress
that Alan put him under."
733
00:37:50,499 --> 00:37:51,779
It really is too easy.
734
00:37:53,299 --> 00:37:54,739
George...
735
00:37:54,779 --> 00:37:56,139
Please,
736
00:37:56,179 --> 00:37:57,619
don't do this.
737
00:37:57,659 --> 00:38:00,259
Please, I'm begging you!
738
00:38:00,299 --> 00:38:01,979
Your pleading's getting boring now.
739
00:38:02,019 --> 00:38:03,219
One more step.
740
00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:06,539
George, no!
741
00:38:09,779 --> 00:38:11,939
Nobody calls me boring!
742
00:38:11,979 --> 00:38:13,179
SIREN BLARES
743
00:38:13,219 --> 00:38:14,499
Oh!
744
00:38:34,859 --> 00:38:36,339
TAPS CAR ROOF TWICE
745
00:39:31,299 --> 00:39:32,859
Blimey.
746
00:39:32,899 --> 00:39:35,059
They've got a lot to talk about,
haven't they?
747
00:39:35,099 --> 00:39:36,659
Yeah.
748
00:39:36,699 --> 00:39:38,179
Yes, they have.
749
00:39:43,019 --> 00:39:44,779
I knew it wasn't you.
750
00:39:44,819 --> 00:39:45,979
Liar!
751
00:39:46,019 --> 00:39:47,659
THEY LAUGH
752
00:39:47,699 --> 00:39:49,539
We had some great times, didn't we?
753
00:39:50,699 --> 00:39:53,779
Do you remember when we found
that Andy Warhol painting
754
00:39:53,819 --> 00:39:55,099
in my auntie Deedee's garage?
755
00:39:55,139 --> 00:39:56,379
How could I forget?
756
00:39:56,419 --> 00:39:58,579
You took it to Sotheby's
in a bin bag
757
00:39:58,619 --> 00:40:00,219
and sold it for six grand!
758
00:40:01,459 --> 00:40:03,459
She moved to San Francisco
last week.
759
00:40:03,499 --> 00:40:04,819
Said she was never the same
760
00:40:04,859 --> 00:40:07,419
after you lent her
that copy of Tales Of The City.
761
00:40:07,459 --> 00:40:10,379
She's 89 with one lung
and half a hip - who insured her?
762
00:40:10,419 --> 00:40:12,259
No insurance!
763
00:40:12,299 --> 00:40:15,619
She stuck two fingers up to
the system and did what she wanted.
764
00:40:15,659 --> 00:40:17,379
Just like you.
765
00:40:19,179 --> 00:40:21,179
We've both changed, haven't we?
766
00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:22,459
Yeah.
767
00:40:22,499 --> 00:40:27,019
The bloke I met was first in
the queue for chips, curry and rice.
768
00:40:27,059 --> 00:40:28,779
That's certainly not me any more.
769
00:40:28,819 --> 00:40:30,459
No.
770
00:40:31,979 --> 00:40:33,619
Thanks for looking out for me, Alan.
771
00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:35,939
For being there.
772
00:40:37,019 --> 00:40:40,339
I just wish you'd told me.
And would you have believed me?
773
00:40:40,379 --> 00:40:41,499
No!
774
00:40:42,819 --> 00:40:44,739
I can't half pick 'em, can't I?
775
00:40:44,779 --> 00:40:48,779
The love of my life ends up
loving broccoli more than me,
776
00:40:48,819 --> 00:40:51,819
so I marry the first psycho
I clap my eyes on.
777
00:40:51,859 --> 00:40:53,179
THEY LAUGH
778
00:40:56,699 --> 00:40:58,179
I hear you made up with Glo.
779
00:40:58,219 --> 00:41:00,099
Didn't know we'd fallen out.
780
00:41:00,139 --> 00:41:03,499
She said that you weren't answering
her calls or her texts. Yeah...
781
00:41:03,539 --> 00:41:04,979
Well, I was a little bit gutted
782
00:41:05,019 --> 00:41:07,179
she didn't mention
that taxi driver thing.
783
00:41:07,219 --> 00:41:10,179
Well, she didn't know he was one
before he asked her out.
784
00:41:10,219 --> 00:41:11,659
Yeah, that's what she said.
785
00:41:12,859 --> 00:41:15,819
And even if she did,
would it have made a difference?
786
00:41:17,219 --> 00:41:18,779
Mm, I don't know.
787
00:41:18,819 --> 00:41:20,099
I'm just a little bit worried
788
00:41:20,139 --> 00:41:22,139
this town ain't big enough
for the both of us.
789
00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:23,739
SHE SNORTS
790
00:41:23,779 --> 00:41:26,099
Yes, yes, I know, that makes me
sound like I'm in a western.
791
00:41:26,139 --> 00:41:27,699
It's funny, that -
792
00:41:27,739 --> 00:41:29,259
so does Cooper!
793
00:41:29,299 --> 00:41:32,699
Because he's actually American.
See? I told you he was a cowboy!
794
00:41:34,419 --> 00:41:37,259
Dom... thanks for today.
795
00:41:37,299 --> 00:41:39,659
You were a proper superhero.
796
00:41:40,859 --> 00:41:43,699
Listen, Jean...
The reason I came round... Yeah,
797
00:41:43,739 --> 00:41:45,899
why were you round
when you caught Alan?
798
00:41:45,939 --> 00:41:47,019
Well, I...
799
00:41:47,059 --> 00:41:49,499
Look, I just wanted to say
how deeply sorry I am
800
00:41:49,539 --> 00:41:50,939
for betraying your trust.
801
00:41:50,979 --> 00:41:53,139
Don't...
No, no - Jean...
802
00:41:53,179 --> 00:41:55,059
Please. Let me finish.
803
00:41:56,379 --> 00:41:58,619
I've proper missed you
and I'm dead mad at myself.
804
00:42:01,659 --> 00:42:02,979
Come here.
805
00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:17,619
DOOR OPENS
806
00:42:17,659 --> 00:42:19,539
Bonjour, Simone.
807
00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:21,379
DOOR SLAMS
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