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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ The trouble in my head ♪
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♪ I want a tug, I want a friend ♪
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♪ I'm going back to the... ♪
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- [KNOCKING]
- [MUSIC STOPS]
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Are you kissing?
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Your father's ashes
have barely begun to drift out to sea.
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Get out of this car!
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It's always the short ones.
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I'm sorry, Dr. Vishwakumar,
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and, uh, my condolences?
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- Bye.
- "Bye."
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Kazhudai. "Bye. Bye."
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[EXHALES]
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I mean, what disgraceful behavior, Devi!
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What are you gonna do at my funeral?
Just have sex on top of my grave?
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I pray it's a closed casket.
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I'm sorry, Mom.
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I just got overcome with emotion
because I love Dad so much!
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- I would've kissed anyone.
- Okay, fine.
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I'm just gonna let it slide.
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I've done crazy things
when I'm emotional too.
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I once hugged a man at Circuit City
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when I found out
a damaged printer was 80% off.
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Is that why our printer's so bad?
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[PHONE PINGS]
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[DEVI SIGHS]
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Hmm?
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["FIRE FOR YOU" BY CANNONS PLAYING]
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[PAXTON ON VOICEMAIL]
Hey, I'm in your neighborhood.
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Thought maybe we can hang out,
but, uh, it seems like you're busy.
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So, uh...
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Anyway, you can give me
a call or text or whatever.
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Okay.
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Holy shit.
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MCENROE: Holy shit is right, Devi.
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Ever since their steamy kiss in his car,
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he'd been icing her out.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
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As a former teen jock myself,
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I was not surprised by this behavior.
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My advice to Devi,
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don't let this voicemail
get your hopes up.
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Just give up on Paxton.
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Set your sights
on someone more attainable,
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like that kid Ben
you were just mouth kissing,
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or that boy in math class
who's allergic to the sun.
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♪ My heart just dropped ♪
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Be right in.
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MCENROE: Oh my God!
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Screw the allergy kid.
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That's Paxton!
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Hey, were you waiting for me?
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No. I was, uh, just chilling.
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Outside of my house?
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Wait. Have you been here
since you left that message?
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No.
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Well, yeah, I was waiting
because I had nothing better to do.
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And then I got hungry,
so I ordered some Chinese food,
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but I mean, I... I honestly,
was just about to leave.
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MCENROE: This is the longest
Paxton Hall-Yoshida has ever spoken.
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Wait! Is he nervous?
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So, like, what's up?
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Uh, it was kind of a special day.
We spread my dad's ashes in Malibu.
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No shit.
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That's intense.
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Hmm.
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So, did you have something
you were gonna tell me or...
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Yeah, I guess I just wanted to say
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I feel really bad
for being such a dick to you.
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DEVI: Yeah, you really were.
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I don't kiss guys that often, Paxton.
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I thought maybe I did something wrong.
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Like, maybe I flooded your mouth
with saliva.
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No, no.
The kiss was fine. It was good.
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I was just being dumb,
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and...
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I'm sorry.
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MCENROE: Was it the greatest apology? No.
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He mostly looked at his shoes,
and the vocabulary was limited,
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but when it comes out
of that beautiful mouth,
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it's friggin' Shakespeare.
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So would you maybe want to, like,
come over for dinner tomorrow night?
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[SWALLOWS]
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Dinner? At your house? Y-You and me?
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Eating together? At the same table?
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Yeah. How do you normally
eat dinner with people?
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All right. Well, I'll see you tomorrow,
Vishwakumar.
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MCENROE: Whoa! Did Devi
just French Ben at the beach
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and get asked on a date by Paxton?
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Did hell freeze over in the last hour?
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How is it possible
that this formally uneffable nerd
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has two boys that are into her?
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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MCENROE: Devi lay in her bed pondering
these two grand romantic gestures.
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Ben had broken the law,
stolen his Dad's car,
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and risked his life
to help her say goodbye to her dad,
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but Paxton had left her a voicemail.
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A voicemail!
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We're talking about a boy
who usually texts the letter "K."
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And since Zoomers rarely call anyone
on the phone,
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checking Paxton's voicemail
led her to find another one
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she had forgotten about.
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[ON VOICEMAIL]MOHAN: Hi, it's Dad.
I'm... I'm here at the mall to pick you up.
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I'm parked in front of P.F. Chang's,
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but a brute security guard
is making me circle around.
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Uh, oh, wait, I see you.
Ah! There's my perfect girl.
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[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Ugh! This Trader Joe's puttanesca
keeps falling out.
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Wow. You're taking
so many snacks to India.
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You'll be the hero of the family.
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Damn. Indian people love Trader Joe's.
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They do. If I can bribe an uncle
with a box of Thai Lime & Chili cashews,
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maybe we can get a good deal
on a condo for the two of us.
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Kamala, inga vaadi.
Just need some help.
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MCENROE: Nalini was still set on moving
to India at the end of the month,
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but first, she needed to go there
to set things up
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and kiss up to her family.
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DEVI: Ugh!
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This sucks a butt.
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I can't believe
we're moving to stupid India.
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Things were just getting good for me here.
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NALINI: Oh, because now you kiss boys
in overpriced SUVs?
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Yeah, there'll be no more of that.
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Yeah, because you're dragging me away
from the only home I've ever known.
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[SIGHS]
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Listen, Devi,
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I know this is not what you want,
but I just need more family around us.
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So can you please just give this a chance?
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MCENROE: And while Devi
wasn't thrilled about the move,
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she felt close to her mom
for the first time in a while
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and didn't want to mess that up.
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It doesn't matter.
I'll be back here in two years,
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going to Princeton,
dating a guy in a band.
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I'll get a tattoo of his name
under my boobs like Rihanna.
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NALINI: Over my dead body.
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So, I have a very exciting day today.
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I'm gonna meet with
this other dermatologist in my building.
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I'm gonna try and sell him my patient
roster for a vastly inflated price.
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Whoa. Dr. Jackson?
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He took the fat
out of Ben's mom's double chin
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and stuck it in her butt.
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It looks amazing.
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And he drives a Maybach.
It would be ostentatious on anyone else,
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but somehow he drives it
with a quiet humility.
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Who needs all that flash?
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I think people prefer
no-frills, immigrant values
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when it comes to their dermatologist.
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In your dreams, Mom.
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I have an exciting day as well.
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Today I start my new PhD rotation for,
get this, Dr. Elgin Peters' lab.
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He's basically the LeBron
of stem cell research.
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He's the reason I went to Caltech.
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His work on gallbladder cells
is breathtaking.
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It is so annoying how no one knows
how nerdy you are because you're so hot.
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Thank you, Devi.
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[SIGHS]
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[GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING]
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MCENROE: As Devi entered Facing History,
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she was also facing love triangle.
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What an embarrassment of riches!
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I know what you kids are thinking.
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This is just like the time in 1979
when I won the US Open Doubles title
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and later that same week,
the Men's Singles title.
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- Wow! Look at that gorgeous hair.
- [CROWD CHEERING]
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Anyway, she was on a hot streak.
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She probably would have felt guilty
if it weren't so exciting.
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Good morning, Ben.
Good morning, Paxton.
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So nice to see both of you
on this fine day.
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- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
- Salutations, my protégés.
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How were your weekends?
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I spent mine in Little Ethiopia
refreshing my collection of dashikis.
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My weekend was pretty great.
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Yeah, my weekend was tight.
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MCENROE: They're talking about you, Devi.
Be cool.
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I spread my dad's ashes at the beach.
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MCENROE: Nope.
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MR. SHAPIRO: Ah yes.
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Antyeshti, the last samskara
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in a series of life cycle events
in the Hindu tradition.
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- I would've loved to have joined.
- That would've been weird.
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Perhaps.
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I wanna remind everybody
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that our annual
community service day is tomorrow,
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and we are going to be removing
trash from a park in Pacoima,
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but the real cleansing will be to...
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our own consciences.
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Oh, I know that park.
I love littering there.
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[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SENDS MESSAGE]
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[PHONES VIBRATE]
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Hi. We're here to see Dr. Jackson.
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Okay.
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Ugh! What rubbish is this?
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What kind of doctor
sells pumpkin spice body butter?
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It's actually very helpful
for burn victims.
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Hello, Dr. Vishwakumar.
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Dr. Jackson.
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How can I help you today?
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Wow! Is Wolverine your patient?
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Oh, Hugh? His family
stays at my place in Tahoe.
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I always forget he's a celebrity.
He's just so down-to-earth.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Dr. Jackson, as you know,
I am moving my family back to India and--
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Oh, is...
is that why you're leaving?
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I assumed you lost your medical license
for negligence.
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Hilarious joke.
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Anyway, I have an enviable client roster,
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and well, they can all be yours
for no less than $100,000.
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[LAUGHS]
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Now, you're the hilarious one.
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Thank you for stopping by.
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Take some SPF lip balm on your way out.
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Wait, wait, you must not have heard me.
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My entire roster of loyal patients
isn't attractive to you?
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I don't need your patients.
I'm very successful.
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Netflix wants me
for a docu-series called Field of Derms.
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James Earl Jones is the host.
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Ooh, you should do it. I'd watch it.
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[SIGHING] Okay, look. Even though
our priorities are very different,
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and your office looks like Caesars Palace,
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I would feel better leaving,
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knowing that they're being cared
for by someone who is...
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good at their job.
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I'll give you ten grand.
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Fine.
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Oh, and, Tracey,
we're always looking for experienced RNs.
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Oh, really? Can I leave my resume?
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She'd rather go back to working
at Jamba Juice. Let's go.
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Take the samples, the lip balm.
There's eye cream there.
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Make-up bag, whatever you can stuff
in your pockets.
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You kissed Ben Gross?
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Paxton asked you out?
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On top of you moving to India?
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Wait, what's happening?
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I know. It's a lot.
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This is insane.
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DEVI: Guys, my mom's made up her mind.
We're definitely moving.
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[SIGHING] Well, India is
at the cutting edge of robotics.
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My robot, Gears Brosnan,
has friends in Mumbai,
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so we'd come visit you.
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[GASPS]
Me too.
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I heard you can make a great living
in Bollywood movies
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playing the evil American.
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[LAUGHS QUIETLY]
245
00:11:13,316 --> 00:11:14,943
Devi, we're gonna miss you so much.
246
00:11:15,694 --> 00:11:17,570
I know.
I'm gonna miss you guys too.
247
00:11:19,197 --> 00:11:20,365
[PHONE CHIMES]
248
00:11:24,244 --> 00:11:27,664
But that's why I have to figure out
my boy situation stat!
249
00:11:27,747 --> 00:11:30,875
This is my last chance
for an American high school boyfriend.
250
00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:33,878
So obviously this calls for a...
Drum roll, please.
251
00:11:35,296 --> 00:11:36,715
BOTH: Pros and cons list.
252
00:11:37,757 --> 00:11:40,719
MCENROE: Devi didn't know
how she could make this decision.
253
00:11:40,802 --> 00:11:43,179
She really liked both Ben and Paxton,
254
00:11:43,263 --> 00:11:46,224
and each one had so much going for them.
255
00:11:46,307 --> 00:11:48,351
- On one hand, Ben--
- BOTH: Paxton.
256
00:11:48,435 --> 00:11:50,520
What?
We're not done with the list yet.
257
00:11:50,603 --> 00:11:51,479
BOTH: Paxton!
258
00:11:51,563 --> 00:11:53,440
Guys, how can you be so sure?
259
00:11:53,523 --> 00:11:57,068
Ben is an obnoxious hobbit
who has tortured you for countless years.
260
00:11:57,152 --> 00:11:59,738
Paxton is a mixed-race hottie
who got scouted to model
261
00:11:59,821 --> 00:12:01,541
while in the audience
at The Price is Right.
262
00:12:01,573 --> 00:12:04,743
If I could have a smoke show like Paxton,
Oliver would be kicked to the curb.
263
00:12:04,826 --> 00:12:07,120
But Ben did do such a heroic thing
264
00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:09,831
driving me all the way to Malibu
to spread my dad's ashes.
265
00:12:09,914 --> 00:12:13,168
Uh, is it that heroic to drive slowly
from the Valley to the Westside?
266
00:12:13,251 --> 00:12:14,611
My dad does it every day for work.
267
00:12:14,669 --> 00:12:17,380
He also mended the friendship
between the three of us.
268
00:12:17,464 --> 00:12:18,631
Yeah, fine.
269
00:12:18,715 --> 00:12:21,676
But there will be a billion cocky nerds
like Ben at Princeton.
270
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,179
This is your one chance
to hook up with a Paxton,
271
00:12:24,262 --> 00:12:26,347
and when you're old and on your deathbed,
272
00:12:26,431 --> 00:12:28,808
whose naked body
do you want to be picturing?
273
00:12:28,892 --> 00:12:32,145
On my deathbed, wouldn't I be thinking
about my kids and grandkids and stuff?
274
00:12:32,228 --> 00:12:33,271
No, that's a myth.
275
00:12:33,354 --> 00:12:36,900
I guess I wouldn't mind
seeing a nude Paxton when I bite the dust.
276
00:12:36,983 --> 00:12:38,401
Exactly.
277
00:12:38,485 --> 00:12:41,529
So, I should let Ben down easy
and choose Paxton.
278
00:12:41,613 --> 00:12:43,114
But what if I hurt Ben?
279
00:12:43,198 --> 00:12:44,949
- Yay! She chose Paxton!
- Yes!
280
00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:46,951
[PHONE PINGS]
281
00:12:47,619 --> 00:12:50,330
Ooh, is that Eve?
Are you officially girlf and girlf?
282
00:12:50,997 --> 00:12:51,831
Yeah.
283
00:12:51,915 --> 00:12:52,915
[GASPS]
284
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,500
[PHONE PINGS]
285
00:12:54,876 --> 00:12:56,044
What's a Villanelle?
286
00:12:56,628 --> 00:12:59,714
Uh, the question is, "Who is Villanelle?"
287
00:12:59,798 --> 00:13:02,425
And the answer is
the iconic anti-hero of Killing Eve
288
00:13:02,509 --> 00:13:05,220
who slays both people
and amazing fashion looks.
289
00:13:05,929 --> 00:13:09,057
MCENROE: Fabiola was on a text chain
with her girlfriend, Eve,
290
00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:11,100
and all of Eve's queer friends.
291
00:13:11,184 --> 00:13:13,102
She didn't always get their references
292
00:13:13,186 --> 00:13:15,939
because she knew almost nothing
of pop culture.
293
00:13:16,022 --> 00:13:20,068
What's a Bebe Rexha?
Oh! Is that a robot like BB-8?
294
00:13:20,693 --> 00:13:22,278
Oh, honey.
295
00:13:22,987 --> 00:13:25,740
Anyway, as I was saying,
296
00:13:25,824 --> 00:13:28,117
I may have been the one
to accept the award,
297
00:13:28,201 --> 00:13:29,953
but Nobels are not won alone.
298
00:13:30,036 --> 00:13:31,663
They are won as a team,
299
00:13:32,247 --> 00:13:36,084
and so I just wanted
to say thank you for being my team.
300
00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:37,836
And just imagine,
301
00:13:38,503 --> 00:13:40,630
the research we are doing today
302
00:13:40,713 --> 00:13:43,758
may one day lead
to a world without gallstones.
303
00:13:44,259 --> 00:13:45,343
[ALL APPLAUDING]
304
00:13:51,724 --> 00:13:53,977
Uhp-uhp-uhp, Speed Racer,
where are you going?
305
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:55,895
Just trying to talk to Dr. Peters.
306
00:13:55,979 --> 00:13:56,980
Yeah, unfortunately,
307
00:13:57,063 --> 00:14:00,567
a scientific rock star like Dr. Peters
needs to return to work.
308
00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:04,529
I'm his head research assistant,
right-hand man, Evan Safstrom.
309
00:14:04,612 --> 00:14:06,948
- I'll be your mentor/hero.
- Goodbye, everyone.
310
00:14:07,031 --> 00:14:08,116
[LAUGHS]
311
00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:10,827
I was really looking forward
to working with him.
312
00:14:10,910 --> 00:14:13,496
He's busy,
so you're mostly gonna be dealing with me.
313
00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:15,915
Okay, let's meet
the other people in the lab.
314
00:14:15,999 --> 00:14:20,461
Okay, we got Vivek, Marshall,
Kachik, Edvard, Emilio.
315
00:14:20,545 --> 00:14:24,048
There's Setseg,
and there's Wally, the walrus.
316
00:14:24,132 --> 00:14:26,217
Guys, go.
Say hi to the newbie, Kamaa-la.
317
00:14:26,301 --> 00:14:28,219
- Oh, it's Kamala.
- Camel-a. Got it.
318
00:14:28,303 --> 00:14:29,596
KAMALA: Nice to meet you.
319
00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:32,932
You probably have, like,
a really handsome boyfriend, huh?
320
00:14:33,016 --> 00:14:35,894
Sorry, you have to work
with bunch of gross nerds like us.
321
00:14:35,977 --> 00:14:38,688
[LAUGHS] That's not true.
You're not gross.
322
00:14:38,771 --> 00:14:40,690
[BURPS]
Oh.
323
00:14:40,773 --> 00:14:42,108
- Oh God.
- Okay.
324
00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:44,402
All right. Everybody, come on.
Back to work.
325
00:14:44,485 --> 00:14:46,279
Kamala, can you hang back a second?
326
00:14:46,905 --> 00:14:49,240
Would you mind washing out
those beakers there?
327
00:14:49,324 --> 00:14:50,533
They look a little... meh!
328
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,200
Oh, uh...
329
00:14:52,911 --> 00:14:53,995
- Sure.
- Cool.
330
00:14:54,078 --> 00:14:57,040
Thanks for being such a team player.
See you around.
331
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,501
MCENROE: Later that day,
332
00:15:00,585 --> 00:15:04,422
Devi had to do something
she had never done before in her life,
333
00:15:04,505 --> 00:15:05,798
break someone's heart.
334
00:15:05,882 --> 00:15:10,470
So she came armed with something
she hoped would offset the bad news.
335
00:15:10,553 --> 00:15:12,680
I got you cashew brittle.
Top of the line.
336
00:15:13,348 --> 00:15:15,892
My mom keeps it for funerals
or apologies to neighbors.
337
00:15:15,975 --> 00:15:19,479
Hmm. Well, I'm not your neighbor,
so are you planning to kill me or...
338
00:15:19,562 --> 00:15:21,981
- Uh, no. [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
- [LAUGHS]
339
00:15:22,065 --> 00:15:24,442
I would never do anything to hurt you.
340
00:15:24,525 --> 00:15:25,652
[SIGHS]
341
00:15:27,445 --> 00:15:29,530
So we should talk about what happened.
342
00:15:30,281 --> 00:15:31,281
Yeah.
343
00:15:31,324 --> 00:15:32,951
Um, Ben...
344
00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:35,787
I don't know if that was
the right thing to do.
345
00:15:36,454 --> 00:15:37,747
It wasn't.
346
00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:39,123
Because of Shira.
347
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,085
Right, of course.
348
00:15:42,168 --> 00:15:44,379
It's not okay to be unfaithful
to someone like that.
349
00:15:44,462 --> 00:15:45,630
She deserves more.
350
00:15:45,713 --> 00:15:48,716
I mean, she was the person
who gave me my first handy,
351
00:15:49,717 --> 00:15:51,344
which is why I broke up with her today.
352
00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:54,263
- You did?
- [SIGHS] Big time.
353
00:15:54,347 --> 00:15:55,598
Even though her boobs are
354
00:15:55,682 --> 00:15:58,393
the biggest rack of natties
out of anyone in our entire grade,
355
00:15:59,268 --> 00:16:00,353
it wasn't real.
356
00:16:01,771 --> 00:16:02,981
What you and I have is.
357
00:16:03,564 --> 00:16:05,191
- It is?
- Do you know that last night
358
00:16:05,274 --> 00:16:07,986
I stood up to my parents
for the first time in my life?
359
00:16:08,069 --> 00:16:10,488
Now we're gonna have
dinner together once a week.
360
00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:12,030
Because of you.
361
00:16:13,074 --> 00:16:13,992
Wow.
362
00:16:14,075 --> 00:16:16,077
That's why I want you
to be my girlfriend, Devi.
363
00:16:16,703 --> 00:16:20,873
I... I know you're moving to India,
but I'm cool with long distance.
364
00:16:20,957 --> 00:16:22,959
My dad has access to a PJ.
365
00:16:23,876 --> 00:16:25,086
A private jet.
366
00:16:25,169 --> 00:16:26,504
[CHUCKLES QUIETLY]
367
00:16:26,587 --> 00:16:28,589
You don't have
to say anything right now, but...
368
00:16:29,424 --> 00:16:30,425
Devi, I'm all-in.
369
00:16:31,092 --> 00:16:32,385
[FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING]
370
00:16:33,511 --> 00:16:36,180
MCENROE: Ugh! She was kissing him again!
371
00:16:36,264 --> 00:16:38,349
Devi, what are you doing?
372
00:16:38,433 --> 00:16:40,560
This was the worst breakup ever.
373
00:16:41,644 --> 00:16:44,063
Even though she felt guilty about Ben,
374
00:16:44,147 --> 00:16:47,316
Devi had to follow through
on her date with Paxton.
375
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,402
I mean, it was Paxton.
376
00:16:50,194 --> 00:16:53,072
She had been in love with him
since the third grade
377
00:16:53,156 --> 00:16:55,324
when his family moved from Bakersfield.
378
00:16:55,408 --> 00:16:56,284
[CLATTERING]
379
00:16:56,367 --> 00:16:59,245
And even though he never knew she existed...
380
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:00,163
[CLATTERING]
381
00:17:00,246 --> 00:17:03,332
...her crush on him
had lasted the test of time.
382
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:06,919
[GASPS]
You dropped your maxi pads!
383
00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:10,631
MCENROE: The last time Devi had gone over
to Paxton's house like this,
384
00:17:10,715 --> 00:17:13,259
it was for no-strings-attached sex,
385
00:17:13,342 --> 00:17:15,094
but tonight was a real date
386
00:17:15,178 --> 00:17:18,097
between two people
who are actually dating.
387
00:17:18,181 --> 00:17:20,641
If there was sex, there'd be strings.
388
00:17:22,185 --> 00:17:24,103
Hey, you look nice.
389
00:17:24,771 --> 00:17:26,147
Thanks. So do you.
390
00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:30,109
[MCENROE CHUCKLING] He really did.
No flip-flops. No pit stains.
391
00:17:30,193 --> 00:17:31,861
A shirt with actual buttons.
392
00:17:32,445 --> 00:17:34,405
This date was going to be awesome.
393
00:17:35,073 --> 00:17:36,199
Grab a seat, Lil' D.
394
00:17:36,783 --> 00:17:38,451
'Sup, Coyote Girl?
395
00:17:39,577 --> 00:17:41,204
Ow! Trent! What the hell?
396
00:17:41,287 --> 00:17:43,748
Whoops! Did I just hit you in the boob?
397
00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:45,124
Yeah, you did.
398
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,334
Whoa.
399
00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:48,503
[LAUGHING]
I just hit your mountains with my Dew.
400
00:17:48,586 --> 00:17:50,755
[LAUGHS]
You hit her cans with your can.
401
00:17:50,838 --> 00:17:52,173
[BOTH LAUGH]
402
00:17:52,799 --> 00:17:53,883
Dude, shut up!
403
00:17:54,884 --> 00:17:58,096
It's all good. So I take it
you two are about to head out?
404
00:17:58,179 --> 00:17:59,847
Nah, bro, pizza's on its way.
405
00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:03,351
We got triple sausage
'cause we're three guys. [LAUGHS]
406
00:18:03,434 --> 00:18:07,063
Oh, shit. Now we got four
for Call of Duty. Fire it up.
407
00:18:07,146 --> 00:18:11,400
Uh-- Eh-- Okay.
So, Paxton and me versus you two?
408
00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:15,029
Oh no, little buddy.
Marcus and I gotta be on the same team.
409
00:18:15,113 --> 00:18:16,197
We're magic together.
410
00:18:16,781 --> 00:18:19,117
Thanks for taking the time
to make me feel special tonight.
411
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,284
[SCOFFS]
Really?
412
00:18:20,368 --> 00:18:23,329
Wait, so I have to be
on the same team as Denise?
413
00:18:23,996 --> 00:18:25,123
Devi.
414
00:18:25,832 --> 00:18:27,792
Whatever.
This is a huge waste of time.
415
00:18:28,459 --> 00:18:32,630
MCENROE: And that was exactly how Devi
was starting to feel about this date.
416
00:18:32,713 --> 00:18:35,591
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
417
00:18:37,343 --> 00:18:39,220
[COMPUTER CHIMING]
418
00:18:42,849 --> 00:18:43,683
[BEEPS]
419
00:18:43,766 --> 00:18:44,892
Hey, Prashant.
420
00:18:44,976 --> 00:18:48,146
Oh. Hi, Devi. Is Kamala around?
421
00:18:48,229 --> 00:18:49,647
Yeah, I'll get her in a sec.
422
00:18:50,148 --> 00:18:53,234
Listen, I need some advice
about matters of the heart.
423
00:18:53,317 --> 00:18:55,570
Here's a question.
You're a handsome guy, right?
424
00:18:56,487 --> 00:18:57,780
Is that the question?
425
00:18:57,864 --> 00:19:00,741
How many friends would you bring
to a first date with a girl?
426
00:19:01,492 --> 00:19:02,952
Uh, zero?
427
00:19:03,661 --> 00:19:04,912
That's what I thought.
428
00:19:04,996 --> 00:19:07,081
Here comes Kamala.
You're a good guy, Prashant.
429
00:19:07,165 --> 00:19:09,250
Let me know if you ever need any advice.
430
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,294
I'm really mature about tons of shit.
431
00:19:11,377 --> 00:19:13,462
I'm sure you are.
Thank you, Devi.
432
00:19:13,546 --> 00:19:14,546
Move.
433
00:19:14,964 --> 00:19:15,964
He's all yours.
434
00:19:17,550 --> 00:19:19,510
Hey, so I was
435
00:19:19,594 --> 00:19:23,014
brainstorming things we could do
when I visit you in a couple of weeks.
436
00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:25,558
What do you think
about going to see Jimmy Kimmel?
437
00:19:25,641 --> 00:19:26,934
I just love Guillermo.
438
00:19:27,018 --> 00:19:28,728
[CHUCKLES]
Right, you're visiting.
439
00:19:29,437 --> 00:19:30,605
That'll be cool.
440
00:19:31,189 --> 00:19:34,817
Okay, that feels like the same level
of excitement you'd reserve
441
00:19:34,901 --> 00:19:36,194
for someone you, uh...
442
00:19:36,277 --> 00:19:38,279
What's the word? Uh, detest?
443
00:19:38,362 --> 00:19:40,156
[EXHALES]
I'm sorry.
444
00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:42,617
I am excited to see you, Prashant.
445
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:45,828
I had the first day of my new rotation,
and it didn't go great.
446
00:19:46,412 --> 00:19:49,582
But Dr. Peters is the LeBron
of stem cell research. What happened?
447
00:19:49,665 --> 00:19:51,751
I didn't even really get to talk to him.
448
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:53,920
I had to spend most of the day
cleaning beakers
449
00:19:54,003 --> 00:19:56,547
for a bunch of nerdy scientists
who barely talked to me.
450
00:19:57,131 --> 00:19:58,549
First days are always weird.
451
00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:00,259
I'm sure it will get better
452
00:20:00,343 --> 00:20:02,220
once you all get to know each other.
453
00:20:02,303 --> 00:20:04,931
Besides, how can anyone not like you?
454
00:20:05,556 --> 00:20:06,724
Thank you, Prashant.
455
00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:09,227
[INHALES DEEPLY]
Maybe tomorrow will be better.
456
00:20:09,894 --> 00:20:12,772
Oh, and I already booked us
Jimmy Kimmel tickets.
457
00:20:12,855 --> 00:20:14,106
I, too, love Guillermo.
458
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:15,775
[BOTH LAUGH]
459
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,736
MCENROE: The next morning,
Devi was recounting
460
00:20:18,819 --> 00:20:23,491
the excruciating details of her non-date
with Paxton and his friends.
461
00:20:23,574 --> 00:20:25,451
No candlelit dinner?
462
00:20:25,534 --> 00:20:28,913
No rose petals in a little trail
leading to the bedroom door?
463
00:20:28,996 --> 00:20:30,581
Where he's arranged more petals
464
00:20:30,665 --> 00:20:32,750
in a giant heart
in his California king bed?
465
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:34,919
MCENROE: If it wasn't obvious
to you before,
466
00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:36,963
these two girls are both virgins.
467
00:20:37,046 --> 00:20:38,547
His friends didn't even leave.
468
00:20:38,631 --> 00:20:41,801
I finally took off when Trent ate
way too much pizza and barfed.
469
00:20:41,884 --> 00:20:43,177
Ugh!
470
00:20:43,261 --> 00:20:45,429
I guess Paxton just wants to be friends.
471
00:20:45,513 --> 00:20:48,557
Maybe it's for the best.
His penis is too big.
472
00:20:48,641 --> 00:20:51,811
Yeah, he was wearing gray sweatpants
the other day at drop off.
473
00:20:51,894 --> 00:20:53,479
My mom rear-ended a bus.
474
00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:58,150
Well, this is great
because Ben's into me, and I'm into him.
475
00:20:58,234 --> 00:21:01,279
So I'll just chill on the B train
until I have to go to India.
476
00:21:01,362 --> 00:21:02,196
Problem solved.
477
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:05,449
- Yeah, and Ben's penis seems more normal.
- Mm.
478
00:21:07,952 --> 00:21:09,495
- Hey, babe.
- Hey.
479
00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:13,416
A bunch of us were thinking about
going to an L Word trivia night tomorrow.
480
00:21:13,499 --> 00:21:16,335
- Do you want to come?
- FABIOLA: Sure. Yeah.
481
00:21:16,877 --> 00:21:20,047
I watch that show.
The "L" stands for lesbian.
482
00:21:21,132 --> 00:21:22,383
MCENROE: Good work, Fab.
483
00:21:22,466 --> 00:21:25,052
You really sound like
a hip, young, gay woman.
484
00:21:27,513 --> 00:21:31,475
Henry David Thoreau once said,
485
00:21:31,559 --> 00:21:35,980
"I went to the woods
because I wished to live deliberately,
486
00:21:36,063 --> 00:21:42,069
and not, when I came to die,
discover that I had not lived."
487
00:21:43,195 --> 00:21:45,656
Yeah, but he was talking
about Walden Pond.
488
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:47,616
This is a field full of trash in Pacoima.
489
00:21:48,242 --> 00:21:50,578
Aw, cool! A condom!
490
00:21:50,661 --> 00:21:51,662
- [LAUGHS]
- CLASS: Ugh!
491
00:21:51,746 --> 00:21:54,832
That's right, Trent.
Contraception is cool.
492
00:21:54,915 --> 00:21:57,877
It's what allowed women
to join the workforce.
493
00:21:58,002 --> 00:22:01,088
This right here is freedom.
494
00:22:02,173 --> 00:22:04,342
All righty.
Everybody partner up.
495
00:22:05,092 --> 00:22:06,092
[SIGHS]
496
00:22:06,677 --> 00:22:08,721
Hey, Ben, want to pick up trash with me?
497
00:22:09,305 --> 00:22:11,265
I'll do puddles
so you don't stain your sneakers.
498
00:22:11,349 --> 00:22:13,893
Deal, but just don't slow me down.
499
00:22:13,976 --> 00:22:17,396
I'm trying to fill ten bags by lunch so
I can be interviewed by the local paper.
500
00:22:18,105 --> 00:22:21,567
[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]
501
00:22:30,534 --> 00:22:31,534
Is this a headshot?
502
00:22:32,370 --> 00:22:34,747
- Wow, LA trash is depressing.
- I know.
503
00:22:34,830 --> 00:22:36,832
I think I saw a silicone breast implant.
504
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:38,333
Oh.
505
00:22:38,959 --> 00:22:40,795
So, about yesterday,
506
00:22:40,878 --> 00:22:43,381
I thought about what you said, and...
507
00:22:43,464 --> 00:22:44,298
I'm in.
508
00:22:44,382 --> 00:22:45,841
I'd like to be your girlfriend.
509
00:22:45,925 --> 00:22:48,969
As long as we don't kill each other,
I think it could be nice.
510
00:22:49,678 --> 00:22:51,097
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
511
00:22:51,931 --> 00:22:53,766
Okay. That's awesome.
512
00:22:53,849 --> 00:22:54,934
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
513
00:22:55,017 --> 00:22:56,217
- [METAL THUDS]
- [MUSIC STOPS]
514
00:22:58,854 --> 00:23:02,441
An AVN award?
For MILF performer of the year.
515
00:23:03,109 --> 00:23:04,109
That's bleak.
516
00:23:08,864 --> 00:23:10,658
- Hey.
- Hey.
517
00:23:10,741 --> 00:23:14,328
Uh, if you're looking for Trent,
he's over there peeing on a dead skunk.
518
00:23:14,412 --> 00:23:16,372
Well, I was actually looking for you.
519
00:23:17,957 --> 00:23:20,167
- Can I talk to you for a sec?
- Mm-hmm.
520
00:23:24,213 --> 00:23:28,384
Why didn't you pick me to be your partner?
I thought we had like something going on.
521
00:23:28,467 --> 00:23:32,179
[CHUCKLES] What are you talking about?
You clearly don't like me like that.
522
00:23:32,263 --> 00:23:35,933
Yeah, I do. Why would I take you
on a date if I didn't like you?
523
00:23:36,725 --> 00:23:38,853
That wasn't a date.
Your friends were there.
524
00:23:39,478 --> 00:23:42,565
My friends are always on my dates.
They leave when it's time to hook up.
525
00:23:42,648 --> 00:23:47,069
Like, last night we could have hooked up,
but then Trent barfed, and you left.
526
00:23:47,153 --> 00:23:50,197
Yeah. I left because
Trent was barfing on our date.
527
00:23:51,198 --> 00:23:52,450
Okay, you're right.
528
00:23:52,533 --> 00:23:53,868
The barfing wasn't ideal,
529
00:23:53,951 --> 00:23:56,912
but I didn't realize you wanted it
to be like a one-on-one thing.
530
00:23:56,996 --> 00:23:59,373
That's what a date is by definition.
531
00:24:00,791 --> 00:24:03,878
Fine. Okay.
I... I will take you on a real date.
532
00:24:05,921 --> 00:24:06,964
It's too late now.
533
00:24:07,047 --> 00:24:09,049
And besides, I'm moving to India.
534
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,970
You're moving to India?
Like, forever?
535
00:24:13,929 --> 00:24:15,639
Yeah. Like, in a month.
536
00:24:18,225 --> 00:24:19,727
We'll have to make this time count.
537
00:24:24,773 --> 00:24:27,526
Guess what?
Due to my negotiating savvy,
538
00:24:27,610 --> 00:24:31,655
I was able to sell my patient roster
to Dr. Jackson for a king's ransom.
539
00:24:31,739 --> 00:24:35,284
That's awesome, Mom,
but did Dr. Jackson give you any samples?
540
00:24:35,367 --> 00:24:36,494
[FORK CLINKS]
541
00:24:37,411 --> 00:24:39,914
Here are your stupid samples.
They're not that great.
542
00:24:40,498 --> 00:24:42,875
Whoa, hyaluronic acid. Score.
543
00:24:43,501 --> 00:24:46,212
So, how was your useless
trash picking day?
544
00:24:46,295 --> 00:24:48,547
I love that I pay taxes
to send you to school
545
00:24:48,631 --> 00:24:50,216
to do another thing I pay taxes for.
546
00:24:50,299 --> 00:24:52,051
Uh, it was fine.
547
00:24:52,134 --> 00:24:53,969
You better not be kissing any more boys.
548
00:24:55,095 --> 00:24:56,722
Why would you say "boys" plural?
549
00:24:56,805 --> 00:24:59,058
Because they are all off limits.
550
00:24:59,683 --> 00:25:01,310
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
551
00:25:01,393 --> 00:25:05,189
WOMAN: Making love to Donna
awakened something in me.
552
00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:08,651
Ooh! The L Word. Are you watching
the new one or the old one?
553
00:25:08,734 --> 00:25:09,734
There is an old one?
554
00:25:10,402 --> 00:25:11,779
How many hours is that?
555
00:25:11,862 --> 00:25:15,908
Guys, who cares? I have bigger news.
Paxton kissed me in the park.
556
00:25:15,991 --> 00:25:16,991
BOTH: What?
557
00:25:17,493 --> 00:25:18,493
What am I gonna do?
558
00:25:18,536 --> 00:25:21,288
I don't wanna break up with Ben.
He really pushes me.
559
00:25:21,372 --> 00:25:23,415
I filled up 15 bags of garbage today.
560
00:25:23,499 --> 00:25:25,668
So you're gonna break up with Paxton?
561
00:25:25,751 --> 00:25:29,672
Of course not. Paxton69!
is the password to all of my accounts.
562
00:25:29,755 --> 00:25:32,299
You definitely have to choose.
I mean... [LAUGHS]
563
00:25:32,383 --> 00:25:35,761
...what's the alternative?
Date two guys until you move to India?
564
00:25:35,844 --> 00:25:36,679
[CHUCKLES]
565
00:25:36,762 --> 00:25:39,890
MCENROE: And that was it.
That was all Devi needed to hear.
566
00:25:39,974 --> 00:25:43,310
If they found out, they'd be so pissed.
567
00:25:43,394 --> 00:25:46,564
I mean, you'll be in India,
so you'll kinda be off the hook but...
568
00:25:46,647 --> 00:25:48,691
MCENROE: A way out of her predicament
569
00:25:48,774 --> 00:25:52,444
that required no introspection
or mature decision-making,
570
00:25:52,528 --> 00:25:54,196
two things Devi hated.
571
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,490
So you're saying
I should just have two boyfriends?
572
00:25:56,574 --> 00:25:58,075
- No.
- Definitely not.
573
00:25:58,158 --> 00:26:01,912
MCENROE: But it was too late.
Devi knew what she was going to do.
574
00:26:02,663 --> 00:26:05,374
Oh my God. I have two boyfriends.
575
00:26:05,457 --> 00:26:06,737
["DARJEELING" BY BARRIE PLAYING]
576
00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:08,544
♪ The city towed my car ♪
577
00:26:10,212 --> 00:26:11,964
♪ The first night I got in ♪
578
00:26:16,176 --> 00:26:20,639
♪ And oh, you never got it ♪
579
00:26:24,143 --> 00:26:27,688
♪ Stay ♪
580
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,400
♪ Keep me here for a while ♪
581
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:37,114
♪ Stay ♪
582
00:26:37,197 --> 00:26:40,409
♪ You can leave when you like ♪
583
00:26:41,535 --> 00:26:45,873
♪ Stay ♪
584
00:26:45,956 --> 00:26:48,917
♪ Keep me here for a while ♪
585
00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:54,590
♪ Stay ♪
586
00:26:54,673 --> 00:26:57,760
♪ You can leave when you like ♪
587
00:26:57,843 --> 00:26:58,843
MAN: Go to bed.
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