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Oh, no, no, no, caller.
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You're wrong as lace panties
on a hog in hot number two.
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That kid's got
bright-lights-big-leagues-
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scrape-your-jaw-off-the-turf talent
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with a heart true as grandma's gravy.
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And I'll eat a zone-catcher's gym
sock if he doesn't come out tonight
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pitching nuke-the-town heat.
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That's right, Vistaville.
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You're talking Volts' Jetball
with Fastball Frank on WYBS.
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Show your queen who rules the scene
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with Marvin, Vistaville's
HoverCar King...
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Joe. You look spiffy. Big plans today?
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I'm trying out this
new day job, actually.
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It's a... It's a pretty
great opportunity.
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It won't interfere with my
shifts, though. I promise.
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I see. Your life, your business.
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It's in sales.
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Kind of a big change, but with Ma's
hospital bills and everything I...
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Sales, huh?
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I never figured you for
the greedy, shifty type.
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But hey, you go get 'em, hotshot.
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And if you're not a
millionaire by tonight,
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I got another shipment you can hump.
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Right. Well, thank you, Mr.
Hartoonian. I knew you'd understand.
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There's absolutely no
reason for alarm. Stop.
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Up here, today's a day like any
other, spirits are sky-high. Stop.
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Of course, minor launch
delays are a natural part
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of any growing Lunar operation. Stop.
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Funds are out to your sales
managers to cover any refunds,
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but we trust that you'll
keep our customers' eyes
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on tomorrow's smiles, not today's delay.
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Sincerely, new line, Stanley
Jenkins, comma, Brightside Lunar HQ.
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Morning, Boss. Ready for your
shave, plus cooling lotion?
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Goddamn it!
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Not today!
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To all account managers, new
line. For immediate action.
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Oh. Usually, I'm the first one down.
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Oh. Textbook desperation-punctuality.
Look at him eating his eggs.
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Like a born nobody going nowhere.
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Hey. Big morning for ya, huh, there...
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- Mmm.
- ... uh... uh, Jerry?
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Joey. Uh, and it's nice
to see you guys again.
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Call me Mr. Nickels,
and that's Mr. Porter.
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So, you ever sold anything before, Son?
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Oh, no. I've mostly
just worked in groceries.
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Retail? Wow.
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You know, you really
blink a lot when you talk.
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Might wanna work on that, seriously.
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Some say it gives the unconscious
idea that... that you're half a perv.
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- Mm-hmm.
- That's a free tip.
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Tip I was going to say is,
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how the customer is always
the most important thing,
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and never push them, but
never take no for an answer.
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'Cause at the end of the day,
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what comes first is
always the Brightside.
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- Uh-huh?
- Uh-huh.
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What a morning! Right, Shirl?
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Wire came in for ya.
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Listen to this from the moon.
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Jenkins says no launches
till next quarter.
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That's cash to refund whoever wants out.
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Goddamn it! We're out there
giving people our word.
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Our bosses turned us
into a bunch of liars.
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And I got a day's worth of no-fun
calls, letting everyone know it.
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Well, you make a root
canal sound like great news.
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Then how does this sound?
Those leads are limp.
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We need to move on from Vistaville
or find a way to cast a wider net.
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- Now, I was thinking...
- Enough with the wide-net talk.
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We're juggling the
whole fruit bowl as is.
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And you know, great salesmen...
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Make their own turf.
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More like I make the turf.
But it's a nice saying.
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I've seen worse. Ah, here's one.
Give the new kid half a shot.
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You're gonna burn a good
lead on a kid you just met?
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We both know he's not
closing anything today.
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Oh, wow. We're gonna have a
hell of a day proving you wrong.
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Sometimes you're like
talking to a brick wall, Jack.
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World's made out of brick walls, Shirl.
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Hey, have you seen this?
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Jack, it's Sal from Silver Creek.
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My oldest, Nina,
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and then this little rascal, Vinny.
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He's trouble, just like Gramps.
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I just can't wait to get up to the moon.
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We've got the whole clan back
together again thanks to you.
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I'm forever grateful
to you, Jack. Take care.
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Cute kid.
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Kind of makes all
that talk about refunds
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and wide nets seem pretty silly, right?
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He gets to be a dad again.
And we did that for him.
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What's better than that?
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Heya, Boss.
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- Can't wait to get started today.
- That's a new suit, isn't it?
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- Looking sharp.
- Yeah. Good morning, fellas.
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Ah, God, great to see
the three of you together.
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Some leads for ya.
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And I think I will ride with Joe
today, maybe learn a thing or two.
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Great one, Mr. Billings.
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Uh, I'm sorry.
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Are these today's leads,
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or are they rejected obituaries
for being too depressing?
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- Now, don't tell me you're scared.
- Don't you be afraid, Joey.
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Remember, you will never be worse
at this job than you are today.
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Oh, he's not afraid. He's, uh...
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He's, uh... Oh. Huh.
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Oh, no, it's, uh... it-it's fine.
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- Um, it's actually wiping out just great.
- No, no. Hey, don't sweat it, kid.
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Most mornings, I'm much worse.
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And I got an extra that'll
go great with that suit.
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Let's leave these guys
here to gripe without us.
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- Thanks.
- For the record, I had no gripes!
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Uh, shut up, Herb.
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Here. I saved you boys a decent one.
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Pull yourself out of the hole, Ed.
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Oh, God bless you, Shirl.
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You're like one of those
furry dogs in the snow
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with the booze thing around its neck.
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Yeah. Maybe you can remind Jack
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that this is a business, not a day care.
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Yeah, gladly. Come on, come on.
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Have a wonderful morning.
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Did you look at the...
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Thanks again for the
loaner, Mr. Billings.
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Five bucks you call me that again.
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All right. Deal, Jack.
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Oh. The tie was my old man's.
It looks pretty good on you.
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Hey, you ready to take your first swing?
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Uh, sure. But I'm not
gonna watch you do it first?
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What, and get twice as nervous waiting?
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No, no, no. I-I just mean, um,
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I read up on everything
that you gave me.
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I... I... I just...
I don't, uh, I don't...
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You're gonna do great, kid.
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Okay? This is not half as
hard as asking out a girl.
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- And who's any good at that?
- All right, fair enough.
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Um, well, how about your
first time behind the wheel?
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Oh. I wouldn't really know about that.
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Well, what have you been
doing with yourself, Joe?
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Ah, we... Hey, no.
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You ever play ball and,
uh, you face a full count,
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you swing for the fences...
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Watched a lot more
than I played, I guess.
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We got a bush league team over here.
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The... The Volts.
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Oh, wait. You don't say.
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What do you mean?
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And here, why, I wasn't
even thinking you're a fan.
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No, no, I'm... I'm a
pretty big fan, actually.
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Oh, well, I got us all
tickets this morning.
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Uh, front row, right behind home zone.
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Tonight?
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It's game two of the semis.
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Um... Higgins is pitching.
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Well, yeah, exactly.
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Only I was gonna tell you later,
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like as a congrats on a great first day.
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- Cat's out of the bag.
- Yeah.
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Wow, Jack! I mean, I-I don't
know if I deserve it yet,
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but I... I... I promise
I'm gonna earn it.
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Okay.
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Well, then let's rip this Band-Aid
off and make a salesman out of you.
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All right. Okay. Yeah, here goes.
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Can I help you?
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Hi, yes. Uh, I'm Joey Shorter. Uh...
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With, uh, Brightside Lunar Residences.
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Um, you know, ma'am, uh,
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a lot of people today
aren't actually even aware
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of the kinds of opportunities,
uh, that are available to them
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in terms of the, um,
uh, new kind of life
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that you could actually afford.
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Well, maybe you've got
your hands a little full
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with that little angel
there. We could come back?
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- Sure, sure.
- Great. Thanks.
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Y'all two gentlemen have a nice day.
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Well, you have a nice day too, ma'am.
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It's a beautiful fam... Beautiful...
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That was worse than I thought.
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Hey.
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It's great that you're
tough on yourself, but...
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that might have been the best
first shot I've ever seen.
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Marv, hon! You gotta see this!
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Let's show Private Brownnoser
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what grown men can do with
a choice lead, shall we?
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No need for a pep talk, Ed.
I try my best no matter what.
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This is perfect timing,
really. How soon can we go?
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A woman who knows what she wants.
Earth's finest, rarest creature.
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Check out that Jacuzzi.
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Now, picture you, some
swank bit of swimwear...
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What couldn't wait?
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And who let in these bums?
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Hon, you're gonna flip.
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All those promises about
getting away together,
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somewhere nice where we can be alone.
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I found us the perfect place.
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I know, Mr. Mayburn. But most
difficult decisions in my life,
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my wife always has
the exact right answer.
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Uh, I should also mention
we have time-shares available
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for the occasional
escapade. No big commitment,
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- you sneak in a little bit of fun.
- I see.
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I always thought it took movie-star
money to get up there, no?
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I don't do escapades,
Marv. You said just us.
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Exactly! A home you could
both share together forever.
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Or sometimes a real man
likes to keep his options open
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affordably and discreetly.
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- Are you six years old?
- I'm not going to answer that.
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Then how about laying back on this one,
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'cause you're way in
the dark here, okay?
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You got a problem, Mister?
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No, ma'am. No, ma'am. It's all...
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It's hunky-dory with me. It's beautiful.
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It's... It's natural.
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No, sir, love's a many-splendored thing.
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Get the hell out of my house, you creep.
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- Can I...
- Get the hell out!
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- Okay.
- Now!
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So, usually at lunch,
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we do an update on all the
things that are going really good.
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I try to at least.
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I didn't get in a single door.
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Ooh, doctor, front-porch-itis.
Possible terminal case.
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Jack's been really nice, though.
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Hate to think that I'm letting him down.
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Probably are.
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Not getting in the door is about
the worst thing that you could do.
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Said the drooling man-child who
just botched a sure thing B-Plex.
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I wouldn't give up on that lead, Ed.
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Hey, remember that
D-Plex that I sold to you?
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What great things did I say
then that might help you now?
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Well, you were real knowledgeable.
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And, uh...
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it was more Jack's speech, honestly.
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Him calling Buck Manzell
didn't hurt either.
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One born every minute.
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Who, me?
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You really think that an American legend
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like Mr. Manzell is
gonna hop on the phone
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twice a week from his
A-Plex just to sell for us?
239
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,321
It was actually prerecorded.
240
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,448
It's kind of, like,
this trick that Jack does
241
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:20,741
to warm up the crowd.
242
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:21,909
That's sales, rookie.
243
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:24,912
Really sorry the Easter Bunny wasn't
here to break that news to you.
244
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,079
No, I know.
245
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,374
Know what? Uh, you two
can sit here chatting
246
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,584
like grannies at bingo.
247
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,294
I got units to move.
248
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,047
He's pretty hardworking, huh?
249
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,340
We all are.
250
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:41,178
I'm gonna finish my food fast, and
get back out there. You should too.
251
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,608
Look at you.
252
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:55,817
Ah, shit!
253
00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:00,489
Five behind home zone.
Whatever it costs.
254
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,115
What exactly are we celebrating?
255
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,243
Hey, it's a ball game, Shirl.
256
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,745
You got hot dogs, happy
families, fresh-cut grass.
257
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,747
You don't like that,
something's wrong with you.
258
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,917
And, uh, get some popcorn for
the boys with the change. You too.
259
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,420
- Am I writing this off as an expense?
- Course not. It's on me.
260
00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:19,883
Spoke to most of our sales about
the delay. Out of 48, we lost six.
261
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,636
The Mitchells need to
launch before the baby comes.
262
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:23,971
Figure try them back in a few months.
263
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:27,015
And the Pearlmans are worried
there's no chiropractor.
264
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,892
Low gravity is great for the spine.
265
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,853
I'm trying to keep
these folks happy, Jack.
266
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:31,937
But I call with bad news,
267
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,897
and they start imagining
a million new problems.
268
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,066
But that's a great sign, Shirl.
269
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,945
They tell us their problems,
they trust us enough to solve 'em.
270
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,738
The kid get inside a door even?
271
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,659
He will. And I'll tell you
all about it at the game.
272
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,160
- If he doesn't?
- Never thought about it.
273
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,662
That's why I have to.
274
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:53,250
How about if he doesn't, you let him go?
275
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,086
Get your mind back on sales.
276
00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,465
That's pretty cold, Shirl.
277
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:03,259
But sure.
278
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:07,472
- I'll lay the house on him any day.
- I got your word on that?
279
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:10,767
I'll shout it from the
goddamn rafters if I have to.
280
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,020
You can't save everyone, Jack.
281
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,736
We do welcome pets.
282
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:24,448
Here I am, laid off after
20 years taking it no grease,
283
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,750
and you wanna pinch
what little I got left
284
00:14:26,751 --> 00:14:28,493
with this shined-up horseshit?
285
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,746
Well... a man like you
doing such hard work,
286
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,415
- I'm sure you earned a carefree getaway.
- Not from you. Thanks.
287
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,667
Don't take it from me. I
mean, just look at the numbers.
288
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,044
Tell me, do you own your home?
289
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:41,006
Why don't you tell me how many
pencil-dick suits does it take
290
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,592
to screw a town of good people to death?
291
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,053
You've got us all wrong, Mister.
I'm actually from Vistaville...
292
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,180
You're scum! Rotten
bloodsuckers, all of youse!
293
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,057
- I'm sorry you feel...
- So he's scum with his ambition?
294
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,110
His bright future? That's
great advice coming from
295
00:14:52,111 --> 00:14:54,603
a ham-faced, slobbering drun...
296
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:07,074
Oh. You must be Mrs. Mayburn.
297
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,080
I am, but whatever you're selling,
298
00:15:09,081 --> 00:15:10,830
my husband handles all that.
299
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:11,912
Marvin.
300
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,623
Right. Have a nice day now.
301
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,084
Forgive me, ma'am, but...
302
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:22,130
are you totally sure
303
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:27,344
that this is as happy a
home as you think it is?
304
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,346
Excuse me?
305
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,932
I know firsthand...
306
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,978
... that a loving
marriage is built on trust.
307
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,274
So, if you're planning a getaway
308
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:43,777
or a fresh start somewhere
very far away from here,
309
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:48,323
I would do my best to
give you a great deal.
310
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,036
That's enough, thanks.
311
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,621
Are you familiar with a Cindy?
312
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:59,084
I met her. Here.
313
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,128
Earlier.
314
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:07,968
And all I could say is a woman
of quality, like yourself,
315
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:09,928
deserves better.
316
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:17,603
Easy for you to say.
317
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:22,191
If it helps, he was ready
to do the same thing to you.
318
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,706
Could be the escape
you've always dreamed of.
319
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:54,515
Well, you know what?
I learned a lot today.
320
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,852
There are gonna be more
leads tomorrow, right?
321
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,650
You remember the grandma
that you had earlier,
322
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,944
who begged off to get her cookies
out of the oven? She liked you.
323
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,070
I guess.
324
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:12,491
So, pretend that I'm her, okay?
You just gave a good pitch.
325
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,410
The smell of cookies is
drifting in from the kitchen.
326
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,454
Now I gotta go get 'em out of the
oven before they burn. You're up.
327
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:21,750
Okay, uh, well, ma'am,
328
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,836
if I could just have another
moment of your time...
329
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:26,088
No, no, no. They're burning
right now. I just told you that.
330
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,382
Well, I'm happy to wait on
the stoop until you get back...
331
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,093
Like a Peeping Tom? Oh, no thanks.
332
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,512
Trust me, ma'am, you don't
know the opportunities
333
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,722
- that you're missing on the moon.
- So now I'm stupid?
334
00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,099
- I'm d...
- Smell the cookies, Joe!
335
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,351
Your grandchildren
would have a great asset
336
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,395
- that you can leave to...
- Jesus!
337
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,988
Smell 'em. And what do you say?
338
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:55,158
Smells pretty good.
339
00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,622
Pardon me, sonny?
Little hard of hearing.
340
00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:02,291
The cookies smell great, ma'am.
341
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,500
Oh!
342
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:06,545
Wh... What are... What
are they, chocolate chip?
343
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:11,967
Well, yes. Thank you for asking finally.
344
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,136
Now, would you like to come
in and share one with me,
345
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:17,681
and sell me on my new life
that I desperately need?
346
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:21,185
Because my husband is
dead, my kids don't call,
347
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:24,188
and I spend my days baking
cookies and eating them alone.
348
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,690
Do you think she's really that sad?
349
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,446
And if we don't help her, who will?
350
00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:40,287
What if...
351
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,749
What if I didn't actually
smell the cookies?
352
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,920
You better damn well
find a way to smell 'em.
353
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:52,090
How about we try another one, okay?
354
00:18:52,591 --> 00:18:56,345
Just get inside one door.
355
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,057
Okay. Okay.
356
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,141
All right.
357
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,400
Come on, kid.
358
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,028
Let's go, Joe.
359
00:19:16,949 --> 00:19:17,950
Find a way.
360
00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:24,873
Come on, Joe.
361
00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:31,922
Yeah! There he is!
362
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,966
That's my boy.
363
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:47,521
- Ow.
- The hell, Eddie?
364
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,982
- Ow.
- Who are you hiding from?
365
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:52,526
What, is napping a criminal offense now?
366
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:55,904
So that solemn vow you made last
night, all blubbering and naked,
367
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:58,699
how I'm the only bet you'll
ever need, that didn't stick?
368
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,201
It stuck. And then it unstuck.
369
00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:02,411
- Mmm.
- What the...
370
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:05,080
Shirley, what... what is this?
371
00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:09,710
Maybe you're unfamiliar. It's
money that hasn't been pissed away.
372
00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:12,795
They let you hold bags that size,
373
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,300
and you didn't tell me about it?
374
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:19,178
Yeah, don't get too aroused. It's
refunds. They're pushing launches.
375
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,430
Sweet sadistic Christ.
Are you kidding me?
376
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,307
Humble salesmen are already drowning.
377
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,184
Now they're gonna throw
that turd in the pool?
378
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:28,520
Jack's taking the new kid to a
ball game. We get to tag along.
379
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:29,605
Is that right?
380
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,357
Shir... Shir... Wait, Shirley?
381
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:38,238
I'm having a vision of me and that
bag at a game at a wager window,
382
00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:39,406
and many, if not all,
383
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,409
of my financial problems
just valiantly solved.
384
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,579
Maybe we can find a better
plan than you losing more money
385
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,623
that you don't have. Hmm?
386
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:53,045
Ladies and gentlemen,
387
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:57,132
welcome to game two of the semifinals
388
00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:59,843
at Volt Park in Vistaville
389
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:04,014
for tonight's match-up
between the Denver Dynamos
390
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,266
- and the Vistaville Volts.
- Mmm.
391
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,227
- Look at these seats, right?
- Yeah.
392
00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:11,897
- Never been this close before.
- You earned this today.
393
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,107
Tore off the training
wheels, never looked back.
394
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,444
Might have helped if I
had actually made the sale.
395
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:22,950
Ah. Now, as your boss, I'm telling
you to forget about all of that
396
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,493
and enjoy the game. Okay?
397
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:25,619
Right.
398
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:31,291
Hey, guys? Great seats.
399
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:36,672
You know I played right zone
in junior high, right? Nacho?
400
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:39,508
Watch hi... Shirley, Shirl,
watch Higgins' lateral.
401
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:42,115
Tell me that is not a
game-botching hammy injury
402
00:21:42,116 --> 00:21:44,555
he is hiding at plus 160,
403
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:47,391
and us with a rare
capital opportunity here.
404
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,685
You're hallucinating.
He's just stretching.
405
00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:51,436
What? Look at him.
406
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,730
Show your queen who rules the scene,
407
00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:55,566
with a royal deal on high-class wheels.
408
00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:59,695
Oh, this putz. In real life,
this guy is unnervingly tall,
409
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,113
he two-times his wife,
410
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,490
and he's got a scraggly
dusting of chest hair.
411
00:22:03,574 --> 00:22:05,367
But he's the one rolling in dough.
412
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:09,413
Marvin, Vistaville's hovercar king.
413
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,082
"Great salesmen make their own turf."
414
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:14,001
What?
415
00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:18,672
Shir... Where are you going?
416
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:24,803
Look at him, Herb, he's
practically crippled.
417
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:28,932
Oh, gee... I... I forgot that
thing in... in Shirley's car.
418
00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:32,519
melting NachoPole here.
419
00:22:32,603 --> 00:22:35,230
Ah, you know what's missing?
A couple of cold ones.
420
00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:37,482
You want to come track
down a BarBot with me?
421
00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:39,443
- No, I'm fine.
- None for me, thanks.
422
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:48,535
Come on. Come on. Where's that damn car?
423
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:54,082
Selling one would be a
great next goal for you.
424
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,918
For now, you should be proud.
425
00:22:56,001 --> 00:23:00,797
Getting in the door is a good step,
considering how bad you were doing.
426
00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:04,718
Hey, can I... can I tell you
something? Just between us?
427
00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:06,678
Sure. I'm very trustworthy.
428
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,724
I didn't actually get
in that door today.
429
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:16,146
I just paid the guy ten bucks
to let me stand inside a while.
430
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:17,981
Why?
431
00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:20,859
I don't know. For Jack, you know?
432
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:25,239
Well, you ended up lying to
him, which is definitely worse.
433
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,034
Right, yeah. Feels that way.
434
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:30,786
Hey, Joey?
435
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:32,287
I can keep this a secret.
436
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:36,029
I'm just worried it's
gonna hang over your head
437
00:23:36,030 --> 00:23:37,292
the rest of your career.
438
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,011
Hey, can you, um...
439
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,682
Do you think you could...
... give this to Jack
440
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,684
when he gets back, and just tell him...
441
00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:57,219
- ... that I'm sorry?
- Sure thing.
442
00:23:57,220 --> 00:24:00,023
Please rise for the national anthem.
443
00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:35,851
Shit. Shit.
444
00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:38,103
Goddamn it, Shirl.
445
00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:41,940
Come on.
446
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:44,902
Play ball.
447
00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:46,195
No!
448
00:24:47,196 --> 00:24:49,323
At the end of the fifth inning,
449
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:52,701
number 15, Johnny Zapp.
450
00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:57,080
He got in a door,
Shirl. Goddamn, did it.
451
00:24:57,789 --> 00:25:01,543
You did right by him, Jack.
Not your fault he's not ready.
452
00:25:03,337 --> 00:25:06,632
Third striker. You are out.
453
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:11,887
Three, two, one, blast off.
454
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:13,388
Hey, that's our ad.
455
00:25:13,472 --> 00:25:15,724
... to a new beginning beyond the stars.
456
00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:18,852
Goddamn, Shirl. That's how
you spent it? The balls on you.
457
00:25:18,936 --> 00:25:21,271
Brightside Lunar
Residences are the new...
458
00:25:21,355 --> 00:25:24,441
Look at this crowd. Imagine
if we sold all of them.
459
00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:26,485
Our collection of fully furnished...
460
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:30,113
What do you say, Jack?
Making our own turf.
461
00:25:30,197 --> 00:25:31,365
You're way out of your depth.
462
00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:35,035
Shirl, how are we supposed
to handle this type of volume?
463
00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:37,412
You got no clue how
this is gonna play out.
464
00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:39,289
Home is where the happiness is,
465
00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:41,291
not the headaches. Where you're free...
466
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:43,627
... easy to be your best.
467
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:47,506
To live, love and laugh, and
leave the strains and stresses...
468
00:25:48,674 --> 00:25:51,760
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
469
00:25:51,844 --> 00:25:54,930
Well, that's not where
I would have put 'em.
470
00:25:56,098 --> 00:25:59,351
But hey, that's why God made mops.
471
00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:13,323
Don't hurt yourself helping out
too much there, Mr. Salesman.
472
00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:18,161
Guess you hit the jackpot today, huh?
473
00:26:18,954 --> 00:26:21,331
That's why you're still
half asleep on the job.
474
00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:25,460
- I can take care of this on my own.
- Ooh, that bad out there, huh?
475
00:26:25,544 --> 00:26:28,338
Well, I'm just glad
you're back in real life.
476
00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:31,133
Hope you can stay a while.
477
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:37,601
You know, the day went great, actually.
478
00:26:37,602 --> 00:26:41,393
I, uh, closed three before noon.
479
00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:43,604
"One of the best days a
rookie's had," my boss said.
480
00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:46,398
Really? You pulling my leg?
481
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,650
Thanks for believing in me.
482
00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:50,736
Oh, no. Hey, hey, not that.
483
00:26:50,819 --> 00:26:52,237
And the company's really taking off.
484
00:26:52,321 --> 00:26:54,656
You know, Jack says it's an
opportunity for a real career.
485
00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:56,158
You don't say.
486
00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:59,494
I guess people must really be
getting sick of life down here, huh?
487
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:03,290
Sure. Well, I mean,
w... Can you blame 'em?
488
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,626
I'll tell you one thing.
489
00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:09,505
You're never gonna catch
me in one of those rockets.
490
00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:13,300
No, of course. Of course not.
491
00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:17,387
Boy, I mean, you have
your whole store here.
492
00:27:17,471 --> 00:27:19,306
I mean, this place is your whole world.
493
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:23,310
Lemme tell ya,
494
00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:26,355
you would not believe the
rockets they have now. Oof.
495
00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:28,899
Plush seats, cocktail waitresses.
496
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,778
Hey, I get it's not for you.
497
00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:06,270
Myrtle?
498
00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:11,608
Hey! Myrtle?
499
00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:15,696
Myrtle!
500
00:28:42,181 --> 00:28:44,349
Hey, Jack! Look.
501
00:28:44,433 --> 00:28:45,433
Joey, hey.
502
00:28:45,434 --> 00:28:48,729
I'm sorry that I cut out
of the game early, but, um,
503
00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:51,273
I just... remembered I had
this great lead to work.
504
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,319
I, uh, sold him a C-Plex.
505
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,369
I knew you had it, kid.
506
00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:07,122
Everything it's ever going
to take, you got it in you.
507
00:29:07,206 --> 00:29:08,475
Well, I just did what you taught me.
508
00:29:08,476 --> 00:29:09,917
"Smell the cookies," basically.
509
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,585
How did... How did it feel?
510
00:29:12,836 --> 00:29:14,004
The best.
511
00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:16,757
I never found anything to beat it.
512
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,803
Hey, what's going on in there?
513
00:29:21,887 --> 00:29:23,597
Well, we're about to have a big night.
514
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,807
- Yeah, I heard the ad on the radio.
- Mm-hmm.
515
00:29:25,891 --> 00:29:27,935
- It's pretty neat.
- Mmm.
516
00:29:29,603 --> 00:29:30,938
Aren't we gonna answer them?
517
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,944
Just waiting on a little help.
518
00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:03,595
Hi, this is Joey Shorter
519
00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:05,806
- with Brightside Lunar Residences.
- Oh. Hello.
520
00:30:05,889 --> 00:30:07,808
And how can I be of assistance, ma'am?
521
00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:09,726
Absolutely, of course.
522
00:30:09,810 --> 00:30:12,938
Now we have multiple plans that I'm
sure you'll be over the moon about.
523
00:30:13,021 --> 00:30:16,275
We have A-Plex, B-Plex or a
C-Plex if you would prefer.
524
00:30:16,358 --> 00:30:19,528
Of course, D-Plex is, uh, one
that I started with, but honestly,
525
00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:21,238
when I got up there, I knew that...
526
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:31,000
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