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[Dieter speaking German]
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Yeah!
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[Shouting in German]
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Yeah!
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[Crowd jeering]
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[Shouting in German]
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♪
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Narrator: With Gary Jacks
imprisoned in a Russian gulag,
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Rainer turned to
his frequent leading man,
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controversial German actor
Dieter Daimler.
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Dieter Daimler and I had
made seven films together
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by the time I enlisted him
to help save "Bachelor Nanny."
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Our first film told the true
story of Aldo Vacci of Sicily,
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a dwarf who experienced
the stigmata in the 14th century
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and was eventually imprisoned
just because.
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And...action!
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Okay. Okay, Dieter.
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Let's go again.
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Rainer:
The man was a genius.
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We had a profound
yet complicated kinship.
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[Indistinct conversations]
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Dieter: Hey! Rainer!
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[Shouting]
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I am the sun!
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Looking down on the pestilence
that you are!
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Rainer: When Daimler landed
in the Ula Mountains,
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he had not even deplaned
before he started ranting
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that we should have
spelled out his name in stones
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so that he could see it
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when he flew over
the countryside.
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Why are there not even
some Hawaiian drinks
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when I step out
the [bleep] plane?!
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I'm coming --
I'm coming down.
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It's no matter.
It's no matter.
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Narrator: Anticipating
a tirade from Dieter
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over the production's
humble accommodations,
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Rainer planned a ruse to keep
the eruption short-lived.
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It would be this one.
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This is our...
regular lodging.
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For me? Regular lodging.Regular lodging for you.
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[Woman speaks German]
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[Speaks German]
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I am not sleeping
with farting dogs.
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I demand better!
Rainer!
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Dieter.
[Grunts]
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Okay, okay.
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There might be
one other option.
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Okay. Good!
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[Coughs]
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"Luxury lodging." Hm.
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Dieter, this is, uh...Mm-hmm.
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This is where
the chief's daughter...
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Yeah?
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...heavily, heavily
pregnant daughter,
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she lives in there,
and I would have to evict her
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and make her live
in a hole like --
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Yeah, so what? Then
that's what she gonna do.
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She gonna live in a hole.
She gonna bleed and starve.
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But, Dieter --
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Bring all the bags
to luxury lodging!
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That's good. That's fine.
Show me around.
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This is Brian's place.Unh-huh.
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Classic bachelor pad.
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Billiards, darts...
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couch shaped like
a woman's mouth.
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Dieter: Of course,
Rainer wrote this part for me.
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Bachelor Nanny.
It's a great character.
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It's somebody who has
a very, very wild lifestyle,
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and, uh, he loves pool playing
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and, uh, music...
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and, uh nature, women.
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Um...
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He doesn't like kids.
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And, of course, Rainer,
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who has his ideas
and who's, uh, creating,
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I think, a great story,
a beautiful film.
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[Choir vocalizing]
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And then
we find the twins.
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Did he pee? Did he --
Did he poo-poo?
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You don't know.
You don't know.
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And then you go in
for the change.
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Which is worse --
pee or poo for me?
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You don't want poop.
You're hoping for urine.
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And...action!
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So...let's hope
this diaper change
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is not a close encounter
of the poopy kind.
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Newspaper,
Mr. Banner!
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Whoa! Two babies?!
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In order to secure
our bond for Dieter,
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who had a habit of nearly
killing people on every shoot,
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CBS insisted I add a young actor
to the show
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to lighten up some
of the "batshit vibe"
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I had going on over here.
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Hey, Buster.
Shut that door.
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I mean, yesterday, you didn't
even have a girlfriend,
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but now you got
two kids?!
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Damn. You get busy.
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You get bi-ih-zee.
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Ohh. You gettin' busy,
Mr. Banner.
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Why are -- Why --
Why is he dancing now?
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Biz-zee! Damn!
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[Shouting in German]
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I try. I try. Okay?
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Hey, uh, Dieter?
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Hi. I'm Alan Yaffa.Mm-hmm...
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CBS head of comedy.Yeah.
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How you doing?
You're doing great out there.
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I'm loving it,
and, you know,
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the studio loves
the breakdancing beat,
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so, I mean, we can help
the scene, if you want.
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I see you're upset.
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Maybe we come up with a line,
a funny line for you,
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you know,
"I wish Ihad those moves!"
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Get out of the artistic area
when I speak to the director!
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I think --
Now!
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I think we got off on the wrong
foot, Dieter, alright?
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Is there anything I can get
for you for your dressing room?
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Chocolate milk!
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Chocolate milk.
Consider it done.
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Thank you.Alright?
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Thank you.
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[Horse neighs,
cow moos, goat bleats]
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Thank you, Alan Yaffa.
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I was younger
than you guys
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when I was on my first sitcom,
actually.
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It must have been '77...
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In order to get
the best crowd reactions,
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the network has insisted on
not using a local audience.
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Instead, they want
to fly people from...
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Woodland Hills, California.
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It's a suburb where major films
are focus-grouped.
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While their fat, corpulent,
ignorance does enrage me,
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I have to agree.
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They do make
the best test audiences.
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[Indistinct conversations]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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[Bird screeches]
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Tomorrow, we give ourselves
over to the fates...
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and you become your characters.
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So tonight we kill our egos
by burning ourselves in effigy.
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Burn, Dieter. Burn.
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I just want to say
that I wish
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I was a better actor,
sometimes,
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and I -- I think
I can be a lot funnier.
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Rainer: That's enough.
You can burn it now.
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Burn.
Burn, Butterman, burn.
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Masho, this is
a symbol of your ego.
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Burn your ego.
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Hy-a-a-a-ah!
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[All chanting]
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[Chanting stops]
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So tomorrow, 7:00?
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7:00 pickup, yep.
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[Goat bleating]
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[Motor starts]
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[Creaking]
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Narrator: After months
of arduous preparation,
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tape night had arrived
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for Rainer
and the "Bachelor Nanny" team.
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♪
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[Cheers and applause]
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♪
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Hello! Hello! Oh-ho!
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[Cheers and applause]
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Welcome!
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Would love
to ask you a question!
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Who has been to a taping
of a network sitcom before?
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[Cheers]Oh, quite a few hands! Okay.
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And who has been
to the Ula Mountains?
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Yeah?
Or the Volga Riverlands?
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Oh, less people, but okay.
[Chuckles] Welcome.
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Before we begin, I'm gonna
read a list of crew members
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who have died of exposure
over the past month.
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Vim Vorsman, Ulaf Schultz,
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Sham Shuster of Lorimar,
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Hans Hermann,
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Menawahle Putushuka the Elder,
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Bernhart Becker,
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Menawahle Putushuka
the Younger...
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I'm getting excited!
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[Rainer continues
in distance]
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I'm getting excited.
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Okay! That was everyone.
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Tonight, you're in
for a real treat.
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We have a fantastic show.
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Enjoy it. Have fun.[Applause]
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Thank you! Thank you!
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[Cheers and applause]
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Let's roll cameras!
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And...action!
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[Cheers and applause]
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Am I going crazy
or are those two babies?
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[Canned laughter]
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It is two babies.[Door closes]
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Twins of
my stupid sister.
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But, buddy,
they cramp my style.
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I'm so mad!
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[Laughs][Laughter]
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Action!
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[Laughter]
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Rainer:
Taping was magnificent.
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The actors were on fire.
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[Laughter]The crowd was delighted.
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And we were ahead of schedule.
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Give it up for the kids!
Working with kids here!
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[Cheers and applause]
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Until Dieter
fell into the abyss
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of infectious laughter
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and kept breaking character.
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[Laughs]
No, I can't! I can't!
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Gordy!
You've already landed.
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Dieter: Keep rolling.
Just keep rolling.
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Yep. We're rolling.
Okay. Pick up.
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Maybe it won't be so bad.
Maybe they'll pay for the beer!
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[Laughter]
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N-- But now he's
improvising, right?
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It doesn't work
if you comment on the fact
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that he's improvising.
It's not --
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And pick up.
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Hey, maybe
it won't be so bad.
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Yeah, maybe they're
playing poker with us.
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They're just
playing poker,
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like two babies playing
poker with us, you know?
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Exactly.
Again.
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Another pick-up.
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[Laughing
hysterically]
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Uh...
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Oh, my God.
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Rainer: I know.Dieter: It's really fun.
It's so funny.
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Yeah, yeah, it's --Sometimes I can't help it.
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You have the giggles.
You have the giggles.
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Please, can we try to get
to the end of the scene?
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Yeah.
Okay?
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[Shouting in German]
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Dieter. Dieter.
Dieter!
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[Shouting in German]
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You've got to apologize now
for Butterman and me!
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Dieter, we have to shoot
10 scenes tonight.
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Yeah, I know!And two joke pickups.
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Tomorrow,
we lose the audience.
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We have to move on.
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No, we are not
gonna move on!Can we move --
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I will riff
when he gets to riff.
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Butterman and me,
we got to keep on doing this
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and we're gonna improvise
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and we're gonna top
each other with jokes
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while you and this
Scheisse audience will rot
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like dogs in the streets!
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That's what's
gonna happen
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because this is art
and you are scum!
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Yeah. Great, Dieter.
That's good.
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We cannot plod along
on tape night, okay?
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Go again.
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Your mother
mounts like a whore!
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[Audience oohs]
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My mother died peacefully
of M.S. in her 80s.
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If you keep riffing
with Kevin Butterman,
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you jeopardize the fate
of "Bachelor Nanny."
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The Dushkir elders and I
will disembowel you
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in front of this audience
from Woodland Hills, California.
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You do not want
to put these good people
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through that carnage.
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Well, then...
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I would -- I-I would
just s-s-suggest we --
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we end this scene...
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like God or Lucifer
intended.
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Great. [Sniff]
Okay! Going again.
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Same pickup!
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[Animals howls]
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And...action!
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So...this is where
the magic happens.
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[Giggles] Spare me,
David Copperfield.
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Oh, a Jacuzzi!
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Mm-hmm. Jacuzzi,
Jacuzzi, Jacuzzi.
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Narrator: Shooting was back on
track and spirits were high.
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Ahh!
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I love the bubbles.Yeah...
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But with just two scenes
left to tape, catastrophe.
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Out! Out!
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[Thunder rumbles]
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Narrator: Raiders from the
neighboring Conca tribe
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descended on
the Dushkir village
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to settle
a longstanding blood feud.
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I've been able to shepherd
the principal cast to safety.
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But the crew, extras,
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and audience
must fend for themselves.
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[Blades clanging]Aah!
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[Laughing]
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[Indistinct shouting]
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♪
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[Grunts]
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Rainer: Hours later,
the marauding cowards
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of the Conca were gone.
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Filming was paused for the day.
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The audience was given
a small per diem and pizza
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to stay the night,
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while art department
mopped up the carnage
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and redressed the sets.
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♪
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At dawn the next day,
we filmed the final scene.
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The events and hardships
of the journey
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were evident in
the breathtaking performances.
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Oh, April.
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You reallymean it?
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I mean, you --
you won't evict me
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for having...
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two baby twins?
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[Speaking German]
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"Sure, they can stay.
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You whine more
than them, anyway."
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[Laughter]
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Man, that's great!
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00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:48,054
She seems cool for someone
you called Attila the Babe.
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[Laughs] April!
Don't listen to him.
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[Speaking
native language]
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Rainer:
"Did you mean that?"
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But of course not!
I was joking!
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[Speaking
native language]
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"What about
the baby part?"
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00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,112
You could
quote me on that.
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[Audience awws]
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[Cheers and applause]
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Narrator:
On March 22, 1983,
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15 months after arriving
in the Dushkir Valley,
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00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:28,435
Rainer Wolz wrapped the taping
on the "Bachelor Nanny" pilot.
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[Applause]
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♪
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[Up-tempo synth music plays]
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♪
333
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:54,460
♪
334
00:17:54,595 --> 00:18:03,205
♪
335
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,003
Hi. I'm Howie Mandel...
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Narrator: The show was a hit
and was nominated
337
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:11,534
for 7 Primetime Emmy awards
and 11 Creative Arts Emmys.
338
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:14,305
And the winner is...
Michael J. Fox, "Family Ties."
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[Cheers and applause]
340
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,404
[Shouting in German]
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00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,932
Narrator: However,
losing to Michael J. Fox
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00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,276
proved too much for Dieter,
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00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:26,536
who immediately quit the show
and vowed to
344
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,410
"never again slum with
the artless rotting corpses
345
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,073
of network television,"
346
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,938
choosing instead to return
347
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,809
to his German
avant-garde theater roots.
348
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,862
[Indistinct conversations]
349
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,522
Rainer: I visited with Masho,
now Masho Yaffa,
350
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:49,387
who continued acting
after "Bachelor Nanny"
351
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:52,999
and was married
to CBS executive Alan Yaffa
352
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:57,312
from 1984
until his death in 1996.
353
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,100
[Sprinkler clicking]
354
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,706
Rainer: Masho,
were you angry with Dieter
355
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,407
for abandoning the show
after he lost the Emmy?
356
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,575
No. Oh, God, no.
357
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,111
Was I sad? Sure.
358
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,496
Look, though, honey.
359
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:15,018
I grew up in a yurt
in Siberia.
360
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,244
[Scoffs]
I mean...
361
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,293
To end up here?
362
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,940
[Scoffs]
I mean, right?
363
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,694
It's good.
364
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,855
It is remarkable,
Masho.
365
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:34,215
Rainer: But not everyone
from the "Bachelor Nanny" cast
366
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:37,387
fared as well as Masho.
367
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:40,184
For season two,
network executives
368
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,789
decided to refresh the cast
369
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,050
and Gordy was
written off the show.
370
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,965
The years that followed
were unkind to Kevin Butterman.
371
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,631
In August of 1987,
372
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:56,756
he robbed a sporting-goods store
in San Antonio, Texas,
373
00:19:56,891 --> 00:20:00,241
and killed two police officers
while fleeing.
374
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,203
Kevin:
It's funny, you know.
375
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:06,211
You shoot your way out of a
store to avoid going to jail...
376
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:10,075
and then you end up in arguably
the worstpart of jail.
377
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,870
Rainer: Seven days later,
378
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,737
Kevin was executed
by the state of Texas.
379
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,869
♪
380
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:25,012
But I choose to remember him
not for his crimes,
381
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,096
but as Bachelor Brian's
382
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,226
affable best friend
and neighbor,
383
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,269
sweet Gordy Sinclair.
384
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:36,665
♪
385
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,590
[Indistinct conversations]
386
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:43,755
♪
387
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,374
Man: Oh!
388
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:50,675
♪
389
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:56,044
♪
390
00:20:56,167 --> 00:21:01,387
♪
391
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:03,001
Ohh!
392
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,611
[Chuckling] Oh-ho!
393
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:10,441
♪
394
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:16,283
♪
395
00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:18,755
I did not return
to the Ulas
396
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:22,366
to worship
at the shrine of nostalgia.
397
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:26,288
Rather, my lifelong friend,
collaborator,
398
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:29,805
and tormentor, Dieter Daimler,
399
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,380
had one final demand of me.
400
00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:37,908
♪
401
00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:42,385
I learned of his death
from cancer earlier this year.
402
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:45,998
And a courier brought me
an urn of his ashes
403
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:48,260
with a note attached.
404
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:55,046
"Hey, shit mouth,
I died of cancer.
405
00:21:55,183 --> 00:22:00,323
These are my ashes for when
they set my body on fire.
406
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:05,019
Spread my remains
where I deserve to rest.
407
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:06,669
Dieter."
408
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:14,720
[Sniffs]
409
00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:18,855
♪
410
00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:22,909
♪
411
00:22:23,037 --> 00:22:24,907
[Laughter]
412
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:29,869
♪
413
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,880
♪
414
00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:37,395
[Laughing]
No, I can't! I can't!
415
00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:39,920
♪
416
00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:41,494
[Laughter]
417
00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:46,891
♪
418
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:52,237
♪
419
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,891
[Coughs]
420
00:22:54,024 --> 00:23:02,904
♪
421
00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:06,253
♪
422
00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:10,559
[Bird screeches]
423
00:23:10,609 --> 00:23:15,159
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