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Oh! Hey,
The Marshal.
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What brings you
to the ranch?
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Seeing how this is
the last place I ever wanna be,
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I guess desperation.
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[CHUCKLES]
We always love your little pop-ins.
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You see,
I have a niece
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who stays with me
a few weeks every summer.
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She just arrived
yesterday,
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but I have
to go out of town
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for a couple days and...
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Well, she's always
loved this ranch.
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Ugh, I don't know.
We're pretty full at the moment.
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I'll pay you.And just like that,
a bed is open.
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Great,
she's waiting out by the car.
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You will love her.
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She's sweet
as pie.
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Come on over, Marsha.
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The Marshal
has a niece named Marsha?
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Let's just hope
the similarities end there.
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And they do not
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Hi, guys.
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Jeepers!
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You folks really did
change up the ranch.
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Please tell me you didn't
get rid of my friends, the butterflies?
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Of course not,
sweetie.
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The fumes from
the paint shed took most of them out.
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The rest
I may have wallpapered over.
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Then you better get
to gluing some wings on some worms
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because I am
not about to break that news.
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Now, y'all
better make sure
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that my
little princess has fun here.
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Don't worry.
It's gonna be so much fun.
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You'll end up
wanting to stay at camp
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the whole time
you're in Dusty Tush.
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Ooh! Did you
hear that, Marsha?
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Yes, but The Uncle,
Wouldn't you you miss me?
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Of course
I would, pumpkin.
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But your The Uncle,
would never stand in the way
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of you having
a fun summer.
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The Uncle?
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The man has a lane
and he's sticking to it.
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I best get
on the road.
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Don't wanna miss
the start of the big manure expo.
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Bye, Marsha.
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Did he just say
manure expo?
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Let's just
pretend he didn't.
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ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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Hey, Destiny,
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Are you getting
in too?No can do.
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I finally got
lifeguarding duty.
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I need to sit here
on alert,
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ready to jump into action
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at a moment's notice.
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Um, step back.
You're blocking my sun.
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If you can't
play in the water,
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what's so great about
lifeguarding duty?
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Maybe because
it's the one job
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at this ranch
that doesn't have me
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cleaning up
animal doody
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Hey, what's that
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in the middle
of the lake?
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Is one of the campers
in trouble?
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It's gone now,
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but it wasn't
a camper.
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It looked
like it was,
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half fish,
half human.
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[GASPS] Wait,
it was a mermaid.
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Jake, mermaids
aren't real,
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but too much
sun exposure is.
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No, I know
what I saw.
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Think about it.
If there was such a thing as mermaids,
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would they
hang out in our lake?
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The water
has the consistency of a kale smoothie
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It was a mermaid,
and I'm gonna prove it.
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But first...
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[YELLS] Canon ball!
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Yup! Kale smoothie,
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Hey, Megan,
what brings you to camp?
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I was actually
going to ask
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if you wanted to have
the feature table
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at this year's Tush Con.
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A feature table
at Tush Con?
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The Tush Con?
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The one and only
Con of Tush?
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I don't think
he knows what Tush Con is.
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It's a big sci-fi
and fantasy convention
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that I volunteer at
every year in Dusty Tush.
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And you got them
to agree to feature me?
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Somebody's been
peeking at my vision board.
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I was thinking
that since your movie
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Dino Camp Diaries
Part 1is coming out soon,
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maybe you wouldn't mind
signing some autographs.
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I doubt he'll mind,
considering he stapled
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an autographed
headshot to his counselor application.
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It's true,
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and I'll hook you up
with one if you want.
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What are you doing?
Aren't you going to go swimming?
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I'm on mermaid watch,
and I'm not leaving until I see her again.
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Don't worry.
You won't even know I'm here.
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[PLAYING WHALE NOISES]
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Jake, I can't
help but notice you're here.
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This is for
the Mermaid.
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I assume whale songs
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are her favorite music
and quickly becoming mine.
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Oh, yeah.
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This part
really slaps.
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[MIMICS WHALE CALLS]
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Uh-oh, he knows
the lyrics.
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Hey, Marsha,
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What are you
doing with that?
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Oh, this?
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I just found it
on the stairs.
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Some silly
must have left it there.
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Well, it wasn't me.
I did that once.
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and now
I can't wear flip flops.
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[CRACKING AND SNAPPING]
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Did you just
cut down our chandelier?
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No,
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but please don't be
too hard on whoever did it.
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They might feel
like they're backed into a corner
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and then get
really dangerous.
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Bye!
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[SIGHS WEARILY]
Hey, guys.
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Sorry, I haven't
been around.
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Someone moved
the hiking trail sign
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and sent kids walking
straight through the archery range.
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Was anyone hurt?
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No, But there was
one new ear piercing. [CHUCKLES]
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Hey!
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I remember
that chandelier being higher.
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It was Marsha.
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Really? That cute,
little girl
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who loves
all the butterflies I slaughtered
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She might be cute,
but she's pure evil.
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She cut down
the chandelier,
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and I bet she moved
the hiking trail sign, too.
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Gotta admit,
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she's pretty good.
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Winnie!Hey...
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I calls 'em
like I sees 'em.
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Wait. This is bad.
We should probably go find her.
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Yeah, who knows
where she'll strike next?
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I knows.
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So how does it feel
to be a big star?
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It feels amazing.
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I usually never
get recognized. After my school plays,
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even my grandma pretends
she doesn't know me.
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Oh, it's fine.
She keeps me humble.
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Lou, I didn't expect
to see you here.
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Are you a big
sci-fi fan?
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I just came down
to show my support to Noah.
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Wait, is that person
dressed like Captain Fourhooks?
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Lou, are you a fan
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of the Lady Louella
Calypso series of pirate books?
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Megan, I am
Lady Louella Calypso.
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[GASPS] No.
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Yes.
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I publish my books
under a pseudonym.
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I'm classy like that.
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Really?
That's so cool.
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I'm a giant Louatic.Louatic?
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Don't take it up with me.
Take it up with my fans.
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Because I have fans.
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Hello, everyone!
Lady Louella Calypso is here.
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Worship me.
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Come on. Pick up,
pick up, pick up.
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[CELL PHONE RINGING][SCOFFS]
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Not a good time,
Parker.
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I am deep
in adoration right now.
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You need
to get back to camp.
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Things with Marsha
are not good.[OBJECT SHATTERING]
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Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
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Marsha wants to play
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How are we
going to stop her?
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And how have I
never thought of doing this?
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Please, Lou. I don't know
how long we can hold out?
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I can't just stop
what I'm doing, Parker.
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It's too important.
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Okay, let's do
a silly one.
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I don't think
you understand...
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It's one little girl,
Parker. Handle it.
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I'm busy becoming
an Internet presence.
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Hey!
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Winnie? Bill?
We're on our own.
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Backup isn't coming.
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I have an idea.
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Truce! Truce!
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Marsha, I get you.
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I'm a destruction
and mayhem girl, too.
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And I have
a small stash of fireworks
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hidden in a trough
in the barn
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that I've been saving
for a special occasion.
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Fireworks, potential mayhem?
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I'm listening.
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If you agree
to hand over the tennis ball gun,
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maybe you and I
can take my fireworks out on the lake later,
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and light
this place up.
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What do you say?
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Well, that does
sound like fun.
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Okay. I'm in.
You guys are really nice.
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Sorry, I tried
to play tennis with your heads.
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Bye!
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You know what?
Count me in, too.
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Hey, call me
old fashioned,
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but I'm a bit
of a stickler
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for supervising children,
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and explosives
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Oh, easy, Louatics.
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I know you're excited
to meet me,
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but please remember,
those pirate hooks are pointy.
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I can't believe
all my fans left me for Lou.
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I'm still here.That doesn't
really count.
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I mean...
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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Your support means
everything to me.
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It's Lou, go talk to her.
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Or you can keep
sitting here whining
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and showing me
a petulant side
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that's making me
reconsider this relationship.
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Lou, a word!
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Can you believe
all these people?
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They really
appreciate my art.
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[APPLAUDING]
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Really?
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You're clapping
for that low hanging fruit.
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Look, I need
to talk to you about Tush Con.
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Great. I really
wanna talk to you and Megan too.
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I wanna do
a live reading of my latest book.
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It's a Christmas themed
pirate adventure entitled, Yo Ho Ho Ho!
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[LAUGHING]
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Yeah, before you ask,
I've got a million more of these puns.
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Listen, Lou. I really have
something I need to say.
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Cool, but can it
wait till after the live reading?
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I'll be done
with Tush Con after that.
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You will?
But Tush Con goes on all weekend.
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Yeah, I know,
but I'm planning on giving
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the people
what they want and leaving
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while my star is
still shining bright.
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That's just
like they say,
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"Go out on top
as quickly as you can
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"and never
come back to Tush Con."
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That's an oddly
specific expression.
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I know, but don't
think about it too hard.
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Here, mermaid, mermaid.
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It's your new
best friend, Jake.
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Oh, good.
We're still doing this.
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Jake, where are
the rest of the kids?
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I asked everyone to leave
so they wouldn't scare off the mermaid.
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Mermaids are very shy.
251
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,043
Probably because
they're not wearing pants.
252
00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,133
Jake,
253
00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,874
if there are
no campers in the lake,
254
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,702
then Lou isn't
going to need me as a lifeguard.
255
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,443
And if I'm not
a lifeguard,
256
00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:03,010
then I'm gonna be
mucking out stalls,
257
00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:04,751
or slopping hogs
or any of the other 1000 ranch chores
258
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,536
that aren't relaxing
in a chair by the lake.
259
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:09,669
I mean saving kids.
260
00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:12,541
I'll be done soon.
261
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,499
I did a deep dive
into mermaid life,
262
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,763
and it seems
they're attracted to shiny objects.
263
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,723
Is that my
charm bracelet?
264
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,420
That depends.
265
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:24,161
Is it your charm bracelet?
266
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,641
Yes.Then yes.
267
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,296
Jake, give it back.
268
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:31,038
[GASPS]
My bracelet.
269
00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,648
Don't worry.
As soon as the mermaid gets here,
270
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,084
she'll get it for you.
271
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,999
Enough.
It's time for you to stop believing
272
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,392
in mermaids
and unicorns
273
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,567
and all that
make believe stuff.
274
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,221
Just grow up.
Okay?
275
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:43,746
You're right.
276
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,749
Maybe there
are no mermaids.
277
00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:49,796
I guess I just
wanted to believe
278
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:50,840
there was
still magic in the world.
279
00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,062
No, Jake,
come back.
280
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,455
Uh, let's sing
whale songs together.
281
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,501
[MIMICKING WHALE CALLS]
282
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:02,852
And, he's gone.
283
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:09,337
[ALL APPLAUDING]
284
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,513
[AS PIRATE] Are you all ready
to hear me read?
285
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,341
[LAUGHING]
286
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:14,864
Sorry. That voice
is just never gonna get old.
287
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,955
It's really nice of you
to give up your table,
288
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,827
Figured, I'd let Lou
go out with a bang.
289
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,393
After her reading,
she'll head back to camp,
290
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,831
and I can get
the attention I deserve.
291
00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:27,485
And if I'm being honest,
so desperately crave.
292
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,794
I was gonna read
from my latest novel,
293
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,709
but that was
before I noticed this amazing
294
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,755
Peghead Pete costume.
I see you, Frank.
295
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,803
So now
I'm wondering if I should read
296
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,675
from Guys and
the Galleons instead,
297
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:46,548
or should I
just read all of my books?
298
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:47,810
What do you think,
Louatics?
299
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,377
[ALL CHEERING]
300
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,337
What? But that
will take all weekend.
301
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:54,425
There are
eight of them.
302
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,644
Nine if you count
her cookbook,
303
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:56,514
Dead Men
Don't Eat Kale.
304
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,260
Hey, Parker,
what's wrong?
305
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,871
Winnie and I
lost Marsha again.
306
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:07,177
Man, that girl
is more slippery than my vinyl pants.
307
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:09,527
I don't have
vinyl pants.
308
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:10,572
Pretend I didn't
say that.
309
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,444
Guys, I just
checked the barn
310
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:14,968
and my fireworks
stash is gone.
311
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,752
Wait, so Marsha
is missing
312
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,623
and the fireworks
are missing.
313
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,842
I don't really
see a scenario,
314
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:20,843
where this doesn't
reflect poorly on me.
315
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:26,370
Uh, I think
I know where the fireworks are.
316
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,111
[SIZZLING]
317
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,420
Marsha's gonna
blow up the mess hall.
318
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:35,553
Ugh, seriously?
I really thought I got through to her,
319
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:36,990
but she
can't be tamed.
320
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,687
If she
wasn't trying to destroy us,
321
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,906
I'd have so much
respect for her.
322
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:40,732
PARKER: Ugh!
323
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:47,261
I thought
you said you had a small stash.
324
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,829
Is that really
the hill you want to die on right now?
325
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,054
Oh! I know
what to do.
326
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,101
[BLOWING]
327
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,062
That's your solution?
328
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,064
You know,
Bill, criticizing the effectiveness
329
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,718
of my plan is
certainly not the most helpful thing
330
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:10,675
that you could be
doing right now!
331
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:11,763
Then come up
with a better idea.
332
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:14,201
[BOTH YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
333
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,071
[BOTH STOP]
334
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:18,031
How do you guys
not know how fuses work?
335
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,600
Hey!
You meanies
336
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:25,081
stopped all
the boom-booms and bang-bangs.
337
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,388
Yes, because
we want to live-live, and not die-die.
338
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,087
Look, Marsha,
no one enjoys an explosion
339
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:31,871
as much as this gal.
340
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,482
But...
341
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:35,918
And, I'm done.
342
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:38,747
Thank you, Winnie.
343
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,706
Marsha, this is over.
344
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:42,925
I didn't want it
to come to this,
345
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,449
but I am giving you
a time out.
346
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,190
Aw, you're cute.
347
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:47,974
Bye!
348
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:52,761
Yeah...
Don't know why
349
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:53,849
I thought that
was going to work.
350
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,203
"Captain Fourhooks
fell to the deck,
351
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,249
"exhausted
from his battle with the kraken.
352
00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,991
"Also, he tripped
over his foot hooks.
353
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,079
"They were
very difficult to walk with."
354
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,606
Noah.
355
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,042
Why are you dressed
as your character
356
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,739
from Dino Camp
Diaries Part 1?
357
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:16,567
Because this is
the only way
358
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,265
for me to take back
Tush Con.
359
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,006
I don't know
what you're about to do,
360
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,094
but I'm betting
there's a better way.
361
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,053
It's too late.
362
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:26,055
I already put
this performance on my resume.
363
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,103
Greetings, Tush Con!
364
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,974
Chef Reginald Cook,
is here to save you
365
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,541
from all this
pirate nonsense.
366
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:36,936
Just like
I saved my camp from the dinosaurs.
367
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:40,026
Well, I actually died
in the first act, but I tried.
368
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,029
Noah, what
are you doing? And why do you look
369
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,031
like you just
cooked dinner in outer space?
370
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,336
I will be re-enacting
the scene
371
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,077
in my movie,
where I used the time canoe
372
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,600
to stop the T-rex
from ruining
373
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,341
the campfire
sing-along.
374
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:52,560
That doesn't
make any sense.
375
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,562
Your movie
is word salad.
376
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,521
Says the woman
who has a character named Peghead Pete.
377
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:59,610
How can
you have a peg for a head, Lou?
378
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,961
I don't know, man
Life on the seven seas gets weird.
379
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,093
Now, can you
get out of here and let me
380
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,312
finish reading
my book?
381
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:07,053
I only have
3762 pages to go.
382
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:11,013
No, you've taken up
enough of Tush Con
383
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,972
The fans wanna
see a sneak peek of my movie?
384
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,103
[INHALES DEEPLY]
385
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,844
And action!
386
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:20,544
Yes, I may be
a classically trained chef,
387
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:23,069
but I was born to be
a dinosaur hunter.
388
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:26,289
Those bloodthirsty
creatures will not reach that sing-along!
389
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,425
Oh, I'm putting down
this mutiny.
390
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:34,776
"Captain Fourhooks
watched as the kraken sank into the briny blue
391
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,560
"Peghead Pete
looked on. How?
392
00:16:36,604 --> 00:16:37,997
"We don't know,
since his head was made of wood..."
393
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,217
Quick, we all
need to the paddle
394
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,524
the time canoe
at precisely 88 miles an hour
395
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,353
to open up
the time hole...
396
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,529
"Captain Fourhooks wept
as his best friend Pete
397
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,487
"succumbed to his wounds
He felt even worse when he found out
398
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,359
"his name
was actually Thomas."
399
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,013
It's just back to speed!
400
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,666
"To the cannons, men!"
401
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,059
I mean, how could I make it?
402
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,148
Oh, that's enough.
403
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,411
[SIGHS] My fans
are here to see me.
404
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,804
You shouldn't
even have fans.
405
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,240
You don't even
like Tush Con.
406
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:05,763
That was before
I found out I was a god here.
407
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,765
Do you know
how many foreheads I've autographed today?
408
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,420
But Tush Con,
was supposed to be my time
409
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,074
to finally get
some recognition for my acting,
410
00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:15,164
and you ruined it.
411
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,340
I can't help it
if people love my work.
412
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:18,950
Besides, there's
enough fans to go around.
413
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:19,995
Right, guys?
414
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,043
Where'd all
my foreheads go?
415
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,221
They didn't like
your arguing,
416
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,310
so they're probably
doing what super fans do,
417
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,441
complaining
about you online.
418
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:34,531
You said you were
coming here to support me.
419
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:36,403
How's that going, Lou?
420
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,495
I'll be asking
for a refund of my membership
421
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:42,583
for the Louatic Fan Club.
422
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,761
I have a fan club?
423
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:47,805
Who's getting
the money from that?
424
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:48,980
Because it's not me.
425
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,204
Goodbye, fairy dust.
426
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,076
Guess you were
just glitter after all.
427
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:02,037
Good-bye not unicorn hair.
428
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,215
Okay, whose hair is this?
429
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:13,353
Goodbye clamshell
with the mysterious scroll
430
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,050
tucked in it that
I've never seen before.
431
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:17,531
Wait. What?
432
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:22,840
"Hi, Jake.
433
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,234
"I haven't seen you
at the dock lately.
434
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:28,107
"I wanted to say goodbye
before I go back to the ocean."
435
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,369
[GASPS]
436
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,980
This is from Miss Mermaid
or Mrs. Mermaid.
437
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,895
I couldn't tell if a Merman
had put a ring on it.
438
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,074
I'm here, Mermaid.
I'm here.
439
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,162
[GASPS]
440
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,729
It's you.
441
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,252
I knew you were real.
442
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:46,081
Good-bye, Miss Mermaid.
Enjoy the ocean.
443
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,870
"Bye Jake.
444
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:55,873
"Now go back to your cabin
and don't look back.
445
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,353
"Please remember me as I am."
446
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:01,879
I will,
and never forget our song.
447
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:02,924
[MAKES WHALE NOISES]
448
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:07,233
[CONTINUES MAKING NOISES]
449
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,368
[SCOFFS] Glad that worked.
450
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,892
I cannot be responsible
for crushing a kid's spirit.
451
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,198
Did enough of that
in the pageant world.
452
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,989
Parker,
I got your message.
453
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,166
Why'd you pull me
out of the manure expo?
454
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,820
I just bid on some
Sasquatch droppings.
455
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:33,084
Makes all your crops
grow giant, but also real hairy,
456
00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,434
so bit of a mixed bag.
457
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,264
Whatever happened
to just saying hello?
458
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,223
It's about Marsha.
459
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,225
She's kind of been...
How do I put this?
460
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,487
The worst kid
in the galaxy?
461
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,271
Yeah, that.
462
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:50,232
I can't believe
you dragged me here for these lies.
463
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,929
I'm going back.
464
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,193
I hope I didn't miss
any exciting poo.
465
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,547
Guys, good news.
466
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,505
I just opened the gate
to the bullpen.
467
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,812
So now we get to see
which one of you is the fastest.
468
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:07,902
Marsha?
469
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,252
The Uncle?
470
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,210
It's never going
to sound right.
471
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:15,257
You came? My plan worked.
472
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,303
I am so disappointed...[BULL BRAYING]
473
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,174
Uh, maybe let's settle
this family dispute
474
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,220
in the mess hall before
we all become bull kebabs!
475
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,308
[STAMPEDE APPROACHING][BULLS BRAYING]
476
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:29,445
Marsha, why would you
do all that?
477
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,839
You've always been
the perfect child.
478
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:35,538
[SCOFFS] Not like your
cousins who can be real turd burgers sometimes.
479
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,410
Because I don't want
to be here, okay?
480
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,238
I want to spend
my summer with you.
481
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,196
Really?
482
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,067
You want to
hang out with me?
483
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,244
Oh, my gosh,
this is adorable.
484
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,941
I know, I'm so invested.
485
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:51,293
I'm really sorry
for everything I did.
486
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,991
But I don't want to be here
at camp for my whole visit.
487
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,778
I want to spend it with you
like we always do,
488
00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:01,390
ironing our suit jackets
and braiding each other's ponytails,
489
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,349
and complaining about
these kids today.
490
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,527
Well, Marsha,
491
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:11,444
I didn't think you'd
want to spend time with a boring old guy like me.
492
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:12,880
Are you serious?
493
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,316
Have you seen
what I'm wearing?
494
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:17,276
I'm a nine-year-old girl
rocking a bow tie.
495
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,016
[CHUCKLES]
496
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,323
How about we
get you out of here
497
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:23,673
and you come join me
at the manure expo?
498
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,327
Really? I can come?
499
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:27,547
Does a Sasquatch poop
in the woods?
500
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,200
Let's go find out
at the expo.
501
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:32,334
See you, guys.
Thank you.
502
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:33,553
Don't use the zipline.
[CHUCKLES]
503
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:34,728
Bye.Bye.
504
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:39,385
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
505
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:40,734
LOU: Noah, can I come in?
506
00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,649
It's me.
507
00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:46,217
When you say me,
is it my boss, Lady Louella Calypso,
508
00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:48,219
or the person
I thought was my friend
509
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:50,787
who stole all my glory
and left me wallowing in my self-doubt?
510
00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:53,399
LOU: Uh...
511
00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:54,400
I guess all of the above.
512
00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:57,968
Well, none of you are welcome.
513
00:21:58,012 --> 00:21:58,969
LOU: Noah, just open the door!
514
00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:01,798
[SIGHS]
515
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:11,895
Whoa!
516
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:14,333
How did you even knock
with those tiny little T-rex arms?
517
00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:16,683
I don't know.
518
00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:20,382
Listen.
519
00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:23,820
I'm really sorry
for upstaging you at Tush Con.
520
00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:26,127
I just got so wrapped up
in all the attention I was getting
521
00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:28,390
that I didn't think
about how you felt
522
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:30,653
in there.
523
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:36,833
I appreciate you saying that,
though I don't know why
524
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:38,618
it's coming from inside
a dinosaur.
525
00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:40,576
Follow me and find out.
526
00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:47,104
BOY: Yeah![ALL CHEERING]
527
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,153
What's going on?
528
00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:54,851
I invited them all
to see you re-enact scenes from your movie.
529
00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:55,852
Guess which role
I'm playing.
530
00:22:58,246 --> 00:23:00,248
Wow, this is amazing.
531
00:23:01,118 --> 00:23:02,206
Did you help
Lou do this?
532
00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,991
Yep, but the crowd
is getting restless.
533
00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,340
It's the middle
of the summer,
534
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,733
and I see a lot of
polyester out here.
535
00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:10,432
Here's your script.Thank you.
536
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,303
Kind of odd for a dinosaur
to have dialogue,
537
00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:14,218
but I'll go with it.
538
00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:24,098
How do dinosaurs read?
539
00:23:26,013 --> 00:23:27,536
Don't say anything.
I heard it.
540
00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:36,371
Finally peace and quiet.
541
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,417
The lake is now
open for swimming!
542
00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:43,987
No.
543
00:23:44,684 --> 00:23:45,728
It can't be.
544
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:47,295
[WATER SPLASHING]
545
00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:48,731
[GASPS]
546
00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:49,776
My bracelet?
547
00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,343
Thank you, Mermaid.
548
00:23:52,387 --> 00:23:54,389
I'm not even telling
my diary about this.
549
00:23:57,392 --> 00:23:59,394
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
550
00:23:59,444 --> 00:24:03,994
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