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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,875 --> 00:00:16,416 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪ 2 00:00:16,916 --> 00:00:18,291 ♪ Yee-hoo ♪ 3 00:00:18,875 --> 00:00:20,250 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪ 4 00:00:32,125 --> 00:00:35,833 - Okay, well... - Uh, thanks for having us, Debbie. 5 00:00:37,208 --> 00:00:38,458 - Bye. - Mmm. 6 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,708 - You're so bad at poker. - Yeah. 7 00:00:44,958 --> 00:00:47,708 I'm actually good at other things. 8 00:00:47,791 --> 00:00:49,916 Oh? 9 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,708 Wait, now I get it. 10 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:53,750 Mmm. 11 00:00:56,458 --> 00:00:57,583 Mmm! 12 00:00:58,208 --> 00:01:01,500 I can't believe... That's so cool. You own your own house. 13 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:02,416 Oh, yeah. 14 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:05,916 Well, I saved up for the down payment over, you know, some time. 15 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,375 I put money away through careful calculations. 16 00:01:08,458 --> 00:01:10,166 Nice. Amazing. 17 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:13,125 When I destroy my life, can I move in with you? 18 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:15,291 - Deal! - Amazing! 19 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:18,333 - Whoa! Look at all those books! - Yeah, I'm a big reader. 20 00:01:18,416 --> 00:01:21,416 Are you? That's great. I... Yeah, I'm gonna be a big writer one day. 21 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:22,583 - What? - I want to be. 22 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,416 Okay, I bet you will be. 23 00:01:24,916 --> 00:01:26,833 How did you get to be so awesome? 24 00:01:26,916 --> 00:01:28,958 You know you don't have to say any of this? 25 00:01:29,041 --> 00:01:31,333 - I'm gonna sleep with you anyway. - Unbelievable! 26 00:01:34,416 --> 00:01:37,375 I'm gonna send you my short stories in the morning. 27 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Great. 28 00:01:39,458 --> 00:01:41,333 Mmm. I think you'll like them. 29 00:01:41,416 --> 00:01:42,934 - Mm-mmm. Okay. - Okay, I'll stop talk... 30 00:01:42,958 --> 00:01:44,478 - Just be quiet now. Yeah. - I'm sorry. 31 00:01:46,791 --> 00:01:47,791 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪ 32 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,625 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Yee-hoo ♪ 33 00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:53,333 - I've actually written 23 short stories. - Oh, God, just stop. 34 00:02:01,958 --> 00:02:03,750 Good morning. 35 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:05,958 Good morning. 36 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:08,375 Happy birthday, much younger person. 37 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:10,208 What? We're the same age. 38 00:02:10,291 --> 00:02:11,500 Not in lady years. 39 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:13,750 In lady years, I'm a crone, 40 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:16,791 and somehow you'll still be considered sexy at, like, 70, 41 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,833 no matter how wrinkled and bald you get. 42 00:02:18,916 --> 00:02:20,458 - Yeah. - So congratulations. 43 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,208 I'll admit it. It's a good deal. 44 00:02:22,291 --> 00:02:24,666 Oh, I got you the greatest birthday present. 45 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:27,541 You got me a Porsche? A 356? 46 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:30,083 No, the 911 in purple, right? 47 00:02:30,166 --> 00:02:31,333 Do you want coffee? 48 00:02:31,916 --> 00:02:34,083 Uh, yeah, thank you. 49 00:02:39,375 --> 00:02:41,041 You know what? Let me call you back. 50 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:53,208 You said you didn't need me to bring you anything in New York, 51 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:55,208 but do you have any herb plants? 52 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:56,791 What? 53 00:02:56,875 --> 00:02:59,708 You know, herb plants? Never mind, I'll just pick some up. 54 00:02:59,791 --> 00:03:02,875 You pop them in the windowsill and then you have fresh basil or mint 55 00:03:02,958 --> 00:03:05,625 anytime you need to cook with it, or eat it, or just smell it. 56 00:03:05,708 --> 00:03:11,250 Okay, Debbie, please do not bring soil into my apartment. I'm begging you. 57 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:13,375 Big shocker, you listen to The Cars in the morning. 58 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:16,041 - Morning, noon, and night. - Oh, I wanted to mention, 59 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:18,325 when I'm at your place, if you wanna have somebody over, 60 00:03:18,375 --> 00:03:20,976 and you want me to get out of the way, I can do that, so you can... 61 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,708 Okay, now I'm feeling uncomfortable. 62 00:03:22,791 --> 00:03:24,625 Oh, please, I've seen you naked. 63 00:03:24,708 --> 00:03:27,041 - Never stops being weird. - Which is so weird. 64 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:31,375 Thank you. I think I can control myself for one week. 65 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:34,375 You... You never know, maybe you'll meet someone while you're here 66 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:37,000 and we'll have a big ol' sex party up in here. 67 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:40,250 - Uh, barf? - Yeah, I'm sorry, that was gross. 68 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:43,041 Anyway, no chance of me meeting anybody. 69 00:03:43,125 --> 00:03:46,791 As you know, my heart is a cold, hard little stone. 70 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:50,083 I'm so glad you're not being dramatic about it. 71 00:03:50,166 --> 00:03:52,041 By the way, I am so proud of you 72 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:54,416 for being cool about leaving Jack for a whole week. 73 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:57,083 I'm not being cool about it, I'm having a panic attack. 74 00:03:57,166 --> 00:03:59,046 He's my baby. I've never left him for that long. 75 00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:02,000 - Hey. - Ah, the creature awakens! 76 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:03,208 - Morning. - Morning. 77 00:04:03,291 --> 00:04:05,125 - Can I eat this? - Yes, it's gluten-free. 78 00:04:05,208 --> 00:04:07,125 - Also, say hi to Peter. - 'Sup, Peter? 79 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:09,041 Hey! 'Sup, Jack-O'-Lantern? 80 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:11,916 - What? - Oh, I'm working on nicknames. No? 81 00:04:12,625 --> 00:04:13,958 No, he didn't like it. 82 00:04:15,166 --> 00:04:18,458 - Go back to the drawing board on that one. - Look at him. He's not a baby. 83 00:04:18,541 --> 00:04:20,083 All right? He's gonna be fine. 84 00:04:20,166 --> 00:04:22,750 It's not like you're leaving him with a dog bowl and a chew toy. 85 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:25,375 Right? Scarlet's gonna be there. You... You want my opinion? 86 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:28,416 Just you saying that, I know exactly what your opinion is. 87 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:33,666 Look, he's not my kid, but I think Jack could use the space. 88 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:35,125 All right, notes on parenting 89 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:38,500 from a guy whose only pet was a goldfish that died in a bong fire. 90 00:04:38,583 --> 00:04:41,250 Okay, look, I'm just saying. There's, like, helicopter parenting, 91 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:42,708 there's snowplow parenting. 92 00:04:42,791 --> 00:04:43,708 What you're doing? 93 00:04:43,791 --> 00:04:45,500 This is Saran Wrap parenting. 94 00:04:45,583 --> 00:04:49,625 You're so tightly wrapped around this kid, you're suffocating him! 95 00:04:49,708 --> 00:04:51,601 Yes, I can track a metaphor, thanks. 96 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,875 Okay, how excited are you 97 00:04:52,958 --> 00:04:55,267 that you and I are gonna be in the same city for a whole week? 98 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:57,041 When's the last time we hung out that long? 99 00:04:57,125 --> 00:05:01,541 I don't know, 2008? When you left LA because you were scared of earthquakes. 100 00:05:01,625 --> 00:05:02,458 Okay, hey! 101 00:05:02,541 --> 00:05:05,791 The Chino Hills Temblor was no joke! 102 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:09,726 Anyway, I know you have to go to work and I want to give you your present 103 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:12,583 before you go. So I was cleaning out this drawer... 104 00:05:12,666 --> 00:05:13,750 You clean things out? 105 00:05:13,833 --> 00:05:15,791 Occasionally, I clean things out. 106 00:05:16,291 --> 00:05:18,250 And look what I found! 107 00:05:20,291 --> 00:05:21,500 I know you hate mementos. 108 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:25,166 Yeah, no, I hate mementos above all mentos. 109 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:27,791 Okay, hold on. Here's your present. Look. 110 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:32,375 I put this in the end table the night you stayed over, 111 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:34,791 because, I don't know, I thought it would be a keepsake 112 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:38,250 at our wedding or something. That's how dumb I was in my 20s. 113 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:39,976 - You weren't dumb. - I was a little bit dumb. 114 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:44,083 Anyway, the best part of the whole night was when I took all your money! 115 00:05:44,166 --> 00:05:45,541 That was the best part? 116 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:49,541 I mean, it overshadowed the sex part, because you fled the next day. 117 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:52,750 - Wait, hold on. I did call you later. - Yeah, you did call me later. 118 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:55,541 When you said that you couldn't date me or anybody else 119 00:05:55,625 --> 00:05:59,041 because you were, "an unknowable piece of shit"? 120 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:01,250 Uh, mmm, there's the writer in me right there. 121 00:06:01,333 --> 00:06:02,853 Now that's a beautiful turn of phrase. 122 00:06:02,916 --> 00:06:05,541 And I'm the dramatic one? 123 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:09,500 Anyway, 20 years of friendship. 20 years! Can you believe it? 124 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:12,208 You've had the best best friend in the entire world. 125 00:06:12,291 --> 00:06:13,291 Back at you. 126 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:15,083 Have a great birthday, Peter. 127 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:17,583 I will. You're awesome. 128 00:06:17,666 --> 00:06:20,125 Okay, I'll see you in a couple days. 129 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:24,833 Hey. 130 00:06:25,166 --> 00:06:28,166 Geez, I thought you and Debbie were gonna blab, like, forever. 131 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:31,583 - Yeah, I know. I'm sorry about that. - So, what were you talking about? 132 00:06:31,666 --> 00:06:33,666 - Like, just stuff. - "Stuff"? 133 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:38,291 Okay, so your best friend, who's a woman who I've never met, 134 00:06:38,375 --> 00:06:40,916 just calls you on your birthday and you, like, talk forever? 135 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,041 Okay, it's not "a girl," it's Debbie. 136 00:06:44,291 --> 00:06:48,166 Okay, obviously, I'm not jealous. I mean, look at me, but it's just weird. 137 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:49,500 Becca? 138 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:52,458 I mean, if you like each other so much, why aren't you guys together? 139 00:06:52,541 --> 00:06:55,708 Me and Debbie? Yeah, 'cause. 140 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,625 - Because... - She's... 141 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:01,375 her. 142 00:07:01,458 --> 00:07:02,666 And I'm me. 143 00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:04,916 Uh-huh. 144 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,125 Oh, look at that. Should we get to work? Uber's here. 145 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:10,416 - You look great today. - Uh-huh. 146 00:07:18,833 --> 00:07:21,083 - Okay, tonight... - Mm-hmm. 147 00:07:21,166 --> 00:07:24,041 ...at the Brownstone Club, do not tell them it's my birthday. 148 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:27,500 They'll make a big fuss out of it, and I just want it to be you and me. 149 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:28,583 Peter... 150 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,583 Yes? 151 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:32,791 What happens next? 152 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:37,791 Like, wha... After dinner? I... I mean, I enjoy their flan. 153 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,583 Yeah, no, I... I mean with us. 154 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:45,083 I mean, we've been together for six months, and... 155 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:49,833 I just feel like we're not really getting any closer. 156 00:07:49,916 --> 00:07:52,500 - I mean, I don't know that much about you. - Yes, you do. 157 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:54,625 - Uh... - I... Look, I'll tell you anything. 158 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:55,708 I'm an open book. 159 00:07:55,750 --> 00:08:00,250 Look, if this is a waste of my time, I just want to know. Okay? 160 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:01,416 Define "waste." 161 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,000 You just did. 162 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:07,500 Wow. 163 00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:09,000 Happy birthday. 164 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,541 No! Come... Come on. 165 00:08:13,041 --> 00:08:14,833 - It's over, Peter. - It... It's... 166 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,416 And she took the car. 167 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:28,666 - Okay, did you take your antihistamine? - Check. 168 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,541 - Nasal spray? - Check. 169 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:32,250 Good! Good to go! 170 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:35,833 - Morning, team! Hey! - Oh! 171 00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:40,291 Ladybugs are kicking some ass in the garden out here. 172 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:42,208 You guys do the same. Have a great one. 173 00:08:42,291 --> 00:08:45,083 - Right back at you, Zen. - I'll be right here! 174 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:47,916 Or maybe, uh, over there. 175 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,875 ♪ I can't feel this way much longer ♪ 176 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:55,750 ♪ Expecting to survive ♪ 177 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:03,208 ♪ With all these hidden innuendos Just waiting to arrive ♪ 178 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:08,625 ♪ It's such a wavy midnight ♪ 179 00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:10,708 ♪ And you slip into insane ♪ 180 00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:16,666 ♪ Electric angel rock and roller ♪ 181 00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:18,458 ♪ I hear what you're playing ♪ 182 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:26,041 ♪ It's an orangy sky ♪ 183 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:29,125 ♪ Always it's some other guy ♪ 184 00:09:30,666 --> 00:09:33,416 ♪ It's just a broken lullaby ♪ 185 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:35,875 ♪ Bye bye love ♪ 186 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:39,833 ♪ Bye bye love ♪ 187 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:43,625 ♪ Bye bye love ♪ 188 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:46,791 ♪ Bye bye love... ♪ 189 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:51,625 Hey, um, I talked to Alexander's mom about providing an alternative dessert 190 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:54,083 at the birthday party because of all your allergies. 191 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:55,083 Okay, don't forget... 192 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:57,958 You gotta be kidding me, Mom. That's so embarrassing. 193 00:09:58,041 --> 00:10:00,500 Do you still hang out with Wade? Hi, Wade! 194 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:02,041 - Mom! No. - What? 195 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:04,958 - What? He's one of my students! - Gosh, you're not a teacher. 196 00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:07,375 Technically, I work here. Let me get your lunch. 197 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:09,666 Um, you guys used to hang out all the time. 198 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,708 He used to come for sleepovers. 199 00:10:11,791 --> 00:10:15,458 Here, let me put this in your bag. Didn't he pee on our sofa once? 200 00:10:15,541 --> 00:10:16,541 Mom! 201 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,166 What? He did! 202 00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:21,458 - Hey, girl. Hey. - Oh, my God, hey. 203 00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:25,000 Do you want to have some of my terrible office coffee? 204 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,333 - I have this. - Oh, okay. 205 00:10:26,416 --> 00:10:28,541 - But, yes, of course. - Well, let's do it. 206 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:31,208 - Uh, so, are you packed? - Yes, I am packed. 207 00:10:31,291 --> 00:10:35,875 I have to say, I am so glad you're finally taking a vacay. 208 00:10:35,958 --> 00:10:39,750 What? A... No, I am not going on vacay. I have explained this to you! 209 00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:42,291 I have to finish this program before the end of the year 210 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,958 so that I can apply for that open Senior Accounting position 211 00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:46,416 at the Regional School District. 212 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:50,333 Oh, I love it when you say a bunch of sexy words like that. 213 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,875 Yeah, I just... I need the money. 214 00:10:52,958 --> 00:10:56,083 Jack's eczema medicine is only gonna be covered by my insurance 215 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:58,375 for the next six months, and then it's, like... 216 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,166 - One thousand dollars. - Yes! 217 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:04,958 One thousand GD dollars a month! So, no, not a vacay. 218 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:08,541 All right, all right. Well, I just hope that when you're in New York, 219 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:11,666 you will take time to do something nice for yourself. 220 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:14,083 Maybe take a bath. Relax. 221 00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:16,666 That's what I love to do when I travel, I like to take a bath, 222 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:20,375 and not hear either of my kids yell, "I'm hungry!" 223 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:22,166 Are they just always hungry? 224 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,916 - Well, never feed 'em, so... - Ever? 225 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,291 Wait, why can't Jimmy come here to watch Jack? 226 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:29,625 It's peak climbing season. He has to be out there. 227 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:31,666 Oh, my God, you are so nice about him. 228 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:35,583 If my ex was a mountain climber and spent ten months out of every year 229 00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:38,833 traveling the world with some hot 33-year-old 230 00:11:38,916 --> 00:11:40,541 covered in tattoos... 231 00:11:41,041 --> 00:11:43,375 Have you been looking at her Instagram? 232 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:47,250 You think I'm not gonna be looking at Jimmy's girlfriend's Instagram account? 233 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:50,541 I mean, what are we even doing? Who would I even be? 234 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:53,250 Look, it's fine. It works for him, it works for me. 235 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:55,166 Besides, Jack loves hanging out with Scarlet. 236 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:58,208 All right, well, I hope that you get what you want out of this trip. 237 00:11:58,291 --> 00:12:00,166 - Yes. - And what you need. 238 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:03,541 You know, get your degree, find a man, come home, 239 00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:06,291 and then remodel that ancient kitchen of yours. 240 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:08,875 I also think it's time to get layers in your hair. 241 00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:10,625 Layers, but not bangs. 242 00:12:10,708 --> 00:12:12,458 Bangs are for an emergency. 243 00:12:12,541 --> 00:12:14,958 Wow, you really have all the answers to my life figured out. 244 00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:16,083 Yeah, well, we're friends. 245 00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:18,791 Obviously, I have well-thought-out critiques 246 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:21,416 of every choice you've ever made. 247 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,083 And all the fixes. 248 00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:26,166 So, if you end up going on this Manhattan adventure 249 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:30,625 and find yourself a hottie, might I suggest a manicure. 250 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,458 Maybe get waxed. You know, spruce it up a bit. 251 00:12:33,541 --> 00:12:35,250 Waxed? Oh, my... 252 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,791 - Oh, "waxed." - Waxed. 253 00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:40,291 Oh, well, that's just not gonna happen. 254 00:12:45,916 --> 00:12:49,833 I beg of you, sir! Please, don't hurt me! 255 00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:52,184 No, no. Okay, don't... Don't judge that. Don't judge that. 256 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:53,833 I'm gonna do it again. Okay. 257 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:58,500 I beg of you, sir, do not hurt me! 258 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:00,458 Was that good? 259 00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:03,291 - Incredible. - Hey, Scarlet. 260 00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,291 - Hey, Deb! Um... - What's going on? 261 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:08,041 - Well, I got an audition! - What? 262 00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:11,916 Ah, yeah! It's for a TV series set in the '20s about this serial killer, 263 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:16,708 and I would play a maid who gets strangled by the lead. 264 00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:19,750 Okay, can I try this out? Okay. 265 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:24,250 I beg of you, sir! Please don't hurt me! 266 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,893 I was being strangled. Did you get that? How was that? 267 00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:29,666 Honestly? 268 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,416 Nailed it. 269 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,017 I'm probably not gonna get this anyway 'cause I don't get anything. 270 00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:37,250 Hey, you never know. Um, listen, did you get the emails that I sent 271 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,253 about what to do with Jack while I'm out of town? 272 00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:41,916 - Yep, yep, yep! We're on it! Right, Jack? - Yeah! 273 00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:45,291 - Deb, I gotta say, I'm so happy for you. - Oh! 274 00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,500 It's, like, really cool and inspirational, 275 00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:50,541 this whole accounting thing or... or whatever. 276 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,375 It's so funny that you're a numbers person, 277 00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,166 'cause I thought you liked books. 278 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,750 So, I... Why aren't you doing something with, like, booky-books? 279 00:13:58,416 --> 00:14:00,041 Well, this degree is practical, 280 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:02,416 which is what you have to be when you're a single mom. 281 00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:04,541 Oh, right. 282 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,208 Right, right. Tragic. 283 00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:10,250 It's just such a waste. 284 00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:12,416 "A waste." 285 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:17,458 Look, we know that our consulting period with you is up, but... 286 00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:18,750 Yeah, we were just hoping 287 00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:21,291 for a little more time to get to know you better. 288 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:24,041 Guys, you know me so well. 289 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,458 We spent so much time together over the last six months. 290 00:14:26,541 --> 00:14:28,041 Yeah, we did, and it's been... 291 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,083 - It's been amazing. - Amazing. 292 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:34,500 Um, you know, we're just wondering, what happens next? 293 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,416 Next, I move on. 294 00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:41,125 I'm really sorry. 295 00:14:41,666 --> 00:14:42,666 Come with us. 296 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,041 We just... We need a new CMO and it should be you, it's so obvious. 297 00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,541 - Yes! - Guys, I'm sorry. 298 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,416 It's just not on the table for me. 299 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,333 I... Look, look, don't be sad. 300 00:14:53,416 --> 00:14:55,708 Nope. It's fine. Yeah. No, I... 301 00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:57,666 This is just how it has to be. 302 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,666 I don't know if I like you anymore. 303 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:03,291 Oh, it's getting ugly. 304 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:05,000 I knew it was gonna get ugly. 305 00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:08,708 You can, um, take my contact and erase it from your phone. 306 00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:11,083 I don't have it in my phone. 307 00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:14,458 Well, then put it in your phone and then erase it. 308 00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:17,041 - He's sorry. We're sorry. He didn't... - No, it's okay. 309 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:20,041 Listen, Peter, if this is happening, 310 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:21,250 and it clearly is, 311 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:25,250 I want to say to you, I hope you find what you're looking for. 312 00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:32,875 ♪ Let the good times roll ♪ 313 00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,416 ♪ Let them knock you around ♪ 314 00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:42,250 ♪ Let the good times roll ♪ 315 00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:45,958 ♪ Let them make you a clown ♪ 316 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:53,666 ♪ Let them leave you up in the air ♪ 317 00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:57,833 ♪ Let them brush your rock and roll hair ♪ 318 00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,375 ♪ Let the good times roll ♪ 319 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:05,416 ♪ Let the good times roll ♪ 320 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,541 Happy birthday, buddy. 321 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:10,791 ♪ Let the good times roll ♪ 322 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,166 - You're staring. - I know. 323 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,833 I... I'm just... I'm gonna miss you a whole lot. 324 00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:24,916 Mom, you've been wanting to go do this thing for forever. 325 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,833 I promise I'll be fine. 326 00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:29,375 I beg of you, sir, do not hurt me! 327 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,916 Um, I got the part! 328 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,458 - What? - Yeah! Can you believe it? 329 00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:37,000 That's amazing! 330 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,125 I know, I know! I fly to Vancouver tonight! 331 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,041 - Oh! - Yeah. 332 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,916 And I'm there for two weeks, because even though I only have one line, 333 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,800 my character is in the background of all these really important scenes. 334 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:47,833 Oh, my God. 335 00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:52,750 Oh, my God. What is wrong with me? 336 00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:55,250 I... I rushed over here to tell you the news, 337 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,791 because I love you guys so much, 338 00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:59,476 and I totally forgot that, of course, I'm supposed to be with Jack, 339 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,750 because I'm a selfish butthole! 340 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:02,375 - No! - Mm-mmm. 341 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:03,958 What am I gonna do? 342 00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:07,208 What are we gonna do? 343 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,916 It's fine. Totally fine. 344 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,500 Doesn't seem fine. Seems loud. 345 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,041 I'll finish the program next year. 346 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,291 They don't offer it again until then anyway. 347 00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:35,708 Well, you seem kind of bummed out. 348 00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,250 It's okay. I'm an adult. 349 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:41,375 A big part of being an adult is being bummed out. 350 00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,333 A lot of the time, really. 351 00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:44,416 Oh. 352 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,958 That's something to look forward to. 353 00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:51,208 Yeah, and that's just why you have to be careful 354 00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:53,625 and you have to be cautious all of the time. 355 00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:03,541 - You're not answering? - No, he's gonna try and lend me money. 356 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,750 - You don't know that. - Yes, I do. 357 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:10,333 Hey, Peter. 358 00:18:10,416 --> 00:18:12,625 Tell her I'm not trying to lend her money. 359 00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:13,541 I said that. 360 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,625 I'm calling because I booked a flight, Jackity-Jack. 361 00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:19,416 - Are you ready to hang? - Please, the nicknames. 362 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,000 - Wait, what? - You're right. 363 00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:23,851 I'm shooting blanks with the nicknames. We'll work on that when I get there. 364 00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,166 - Hey, Debbie! - Wait, what? 365 00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,041 Oh, and I'm renting my own car, 366 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:30,333 'cause God knows whatever hell show you're driving, I want no part of. 367 00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:32,875 - Wait, what? - You're saying "Wait, what?" a lot. 368 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,333 And it makes you sound kinda dumb. 369 00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:37,458 - I just don't... I don't understand. - Well, I'm coming to LA for a week. 370 00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:39,875 I'm gonna look after Jack, and you can stay here solo. 371 00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:41,583 Peter, come on. 372 00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:44,625 You can't just drop everything to come and babysit. 373 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,458 You have a job and a life. 374 00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:48,875 I mean, I don't know about a life, but you have a job. 375 00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:52,666 Actually, I have, uh, some time off between clients, 376 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:53,958 so we're all good there. 377 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,583 It's not as much fun as us hanging out together, 378 00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:59,208 but gets you what you need. 379 00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:02,541 Peter, taking care of Jack is actually a lot of work. 380 00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:06,333 It... He's allergic to a billion things, like, he takes a bunch of medicine, 381 00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:09,750 and, honestly, he doesn't have a lot of friends right now. 382 00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,125 Let me help. I owe you. 383 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:14,541 - Owe me? - Yes! Where was I when Jack was born? 384 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:18,291 I was in London helping a Spanish bank 385 00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:21,125 launch a sister branch in Eastern Europe. 386 00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:25,041 But when my mom died, you drove from Los Angeles 387 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:28,791 to freaking Ohio for the services. 388 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:31,875 And you picked me up from rehab not once, but twice. 389 00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:34,541 Yeah, yeah, I... I... I know, I'm a really good friend, 390 00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:38,041 but I... I didn't do any of those things expecting something in return. 391 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,291 Of course you didn't, 392 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:41,708 'cause you're not a monster. 393 00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:45,041 You need help. 394 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:47,625 And I'm coming, 395 00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:49,166 and that's that. 396 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,416 Okay. 397 00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,833 He's gonna be fine, right? 398 00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:03,083 Yes, it's only a week. 399 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,291 It's only a week! 400 00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:11,375 I'm hugging a pair of pants. 401 00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:20,750 Mom, come on! We're gonna be late! 402 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:26,291 - Need help? - No, no. 403 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,375 I have a method. 404 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:29,166 That's how I do it. 405 00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:30,791 Okay. 406 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:34,250 You know, they make these, uh, zippy, little four-wheelers now. 407 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,625 You barely have to push 'em. They call 'em "spinners." 408 00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:38,583 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! All right. Hey. 409 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,333 - Ooh! - What? 410 00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:42,208 Begonias while you're begone? 411 00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:44,416 Knock yourself out, Zen. 412 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,375 All right, good. Safe travels. 413 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,500 Thanks! 414 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:55,208 ♪ Safe travels, hope you make it ♪ 415 00:20:55,291 --> 00:21:00,041 ♪ No... sudden cornfield stops... ♪ 416 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,958 Yeah! 417 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,875 I'm gonna miss you. I'll call you every day. 418 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,208 - Okay? - All right. 419 00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:08,958 ♪ Safe travels, hope you make it ♪ 420 00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:11,166 - I love you! - Bye, Mama! 421 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:14,416 ♪ Hope you're all right ♪ 422 00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:40,791 ♪ It turns me upside down ♪ 423 00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:45,375 ♪ Oh, summer, summer, summer ♪ 424 00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:50,250 Leesh! 425 00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:57,583 - Oh, here's this guy. - Look at you! 426 00:21:57,666 --> 00:21:58,916 You look great! 427 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,833 You look, like, the same! 428 00:22:00,916 --> 00:22:03,375 Yeah, I know! It's spooky, isn't it? 429 00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,000 - Yeah! - Yeah. Uh... 430 00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,291 - Oh, uh, do you want this? - Oh. 431 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:08,958 I thought you might need it. 432 00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:10,583 - You look good. - Thank you. 433 00:22:10,666 --> 00:22:15,208 You still got that tall, squared-jaw, long-eyelash vibe going on. 434 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:16,583 Some people like that. 435 00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:18,875 - It was never my thing, but... - Yup. 436 00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:23,166 Anyway, it was really nice of you to come out here to take care of Jack. 437 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:26,833 Come on, it's no sweat. Honestly, I was between clients and, well... 438 00:22:26,916 --> 00:22:29,250 It's a short-term project, right? 439 00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:32,458 That's what I do. I get in, manage things, no muss, no fuss. 440 00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:35,708 I have bad news. Kids are all muss and all fuss. 441 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:37,708 - Are they though? - Uh, yeah. 442 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:38,916 - Very much so. - Oh. 443 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,750 - Give it back! - We'll see. 444 00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:43,208 Those two, those are my girls. 445 00:22:43,291 --> 00:22:46,041 Okay. Oh, fun. They look fun. 446 00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:47,333 Oh, there's Jack. 447 00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:49,541 All right, I think I got this. 448 00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:53,916 What's up, Jackie Gleason? 449 00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,458 Who or what is that? 450 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,416 No? All right, all right. 451 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,416 Let's blow this popsicle stand, huh? 452 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,875 What's a popsicle stand? 453 00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:05,625 I am not entirely sure, to be honest. 454 00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,125 Hey, you want to drive? 455 00:23:12,208 --> 00:23:13,583 - No. - You can drive the Porsche. 456 00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:15,767 - I don't want to drive... - It was this or a Lamborgh... 457 00:23:15,791 --> 00:23:18,375 I know, you don't like the Porsche. You'd rather drive the Lotus? 458 00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:19,708 - What? - All right, well... 459 00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:22,166 Next time, I'll bring the Lotus, and you can drive it. 460 00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:23,416 What's a Lotus? 461 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,291 ♪ I don't mind you hanging out ♪ 462 00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:32,833 ♪ And talking in your sleep ♪ 463 00:23:34,625 --> 00:23:37,791 - ♪ I guess you're just what I needed ♪ - ♪ Just what I needed ♪ 464 00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:42,166 My mom hates convertibles, you know? She says they roll over too easily. 465 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:45,583 Yeah, well, they're also awesome, so that negates the rolling part. 466 00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:50,041 Hey, let me ask you a question. Those kids back there, 467 00:23:50,541 --> 00:23:52,541 they were blowing you off. What was that about? 468 00:23:57,416 --> 00:23:58,416 Look, man. 469 00:23:58,875 --> 00:24:01,250 I was a 13-year-old boy once, all right? 470 00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:04,083 And I know I'm pretty cool now, 471 00:24:04,666 --> 00:24:08,875 but when I was 13 I was basically a walking Adam's apple with a bowl cut 472 00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:11,916 and a tattered copy of Catcher in the Rye under my arm, so... 473 00:24:12,791 --> 00:24:14,125 Plus, I didn't have a dad. 474 00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:17,500 He bailed on me when I was 13, 475 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:21,083 then he died three years later, drunk in a ditch. 476 00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:25,291 He was walking along the side of the road and he just went "bloop." 477 00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:26,708 Oh, my God. 478 00:24:26,791 --> 00:24:28,666 So, seriously, whatever you're going through, 479 00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:31,000 I've probably seen worse, so you can hit me with it. 480 00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:35,517 - Well, give it to me, Jack Be Nimble. - I don't even understand that one. 481 00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:37,583 Look, I'm still workshopping, okay? 482 00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:41,083 It's because of hockey. 483 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:44,333 Okay. 484 00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,958 Wade and I were friends, and we used to skate at the rink together, 485 00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:50,291 but now he plays on the team and I can't. 486 00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:52,208 So he hangs out with Evan, who does. 487 00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:54,708 So we just stopped hanging at all. 488 00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:58,375 Whoa, wait, you play hockey? Well, Debbie never told me that. 489 00:24:59,000 --> 00:24:59,916 Yeah. 490 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,291 I can't play basketball 'cause I'm allergic to the gym, 491 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:05,250 and I can't play baseball 'cause I'm allergic to grass. 492 00:25:05,333 --> 00:25:07,392 Wait-I don't understand why you can't play on the team 493 00:25:07,416 --> 00:25:10,000 with Wade and his weaselly friend. Oh, I'm sorry. He... 494 00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:13,000 He's probably not weaselly, but, like, he's got a weasel face. 495 00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:16,458 You know? So, but... Why can't you play on the team? 496 00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:18,666 I'm too small. 497 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,500 Mom says it's too dangerous. 498 00:25:23,125 --> 00:25:25,791 I cannot believe your mom didn't tell me about this. 499 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:28,250 Like, she tells me everything. 500 00:25:29,291 --> 00:25:32,000 But do you? Tell her everything? 501 00:25:34,250 --> 00:25:35,250 Of course. 502 00:25:48,458 --> 00:25:50,833 I never understood why Debbie 503 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:54,333 decided to buy a house on the side of a whole entire hill. 504 00:25:54,416 --> 00:25:55,416 Yeah. 505 00:25:56,666 --> 00:25:58,791 I suppose you get used to it after a while, huh? 506 00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:00,583 No. It continues to suck. 507 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,750 Who lived here before you, like, an alpaca? 508 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,250 - Hey! - Hey! Oh! 509 00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:11,791 Yeah! Yo, Jack. 510 00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:13,500 You're the guy... You're the dude 511 00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:15,750 that's, uh, gonna be hanging with, uh, Jack. 512 00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,916 - Nice to meet you. - I'm Zen. 513 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,208 Yeah, like the Buddhism. 514 00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:22,291 I live through the gate there, and, uh, I'm independently wealthy 515 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:23,500 due to a tech buyout. 516 00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:25,208 - Of course. - I surf in the AM. 517 00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:27,916 Spend the rest of the day here in Debbie's garden. 518 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,666 - What about your yard? - My yard? 519 00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:32,208 Oh, I don't do my yard, I got a guy for that. 520 00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,291 There he is. Hey! 521 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,291 - Yeah? - Yeah! 522 00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:38,666 Dude, he's so funny. 523 00:26:40,416 --> 00:26:41,750 He's from Spokane. 524 00:26:42,416 --> 00:26:45,333 Okay. Well, it was nice to meet you. 525 00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:46,416 Nice to meet you. 526 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,458 - Okay. - Bye, Zen. 527 00:26:50,291 --> 00:26:53,125 All right, back at it. 528 00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:55,708 - You didn't know about Zen? - Nope. 529 00:26:55,791 --> 00:26:59,125 So the whole thing where you and Mom tell each other everything... 530 00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:01,791 Yeah, no, we're not gonna... That's grown-up talk. 531 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,375 Okay. 532 00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:12,041 Did she stay up all night doing this? 533 00:27:12,666 --> 00:27:13,833 Your mom's crazy. 534 00:27:13,916 --> 00:27:15,500 I am well aware. 535 00:27:17,458 --> 00:27:19,375 All right, let's, um... 536 00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:23,750 Oh, hey! I made it. I'm in Brooklyn. 537 00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:27,166 Are... Are you home yet? Did you see my Post-Its? 538 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:29,958 - Yeah, they're kinda hard to miss, Deb. - Okay. 539 00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:32,458 The most important thing is that you feed him breakfast, 540 00:27:32,541 --> 00:27:35,017 then you pack his lunch, and then you pick up his prescriptions 541 00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:35,875 on the way to school. 542 00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:36,791 Uh-huh. 543 00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:39,375 Oh, and the other most important thing is that you get the list 544 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:42,000 of things that he's allergic to. It's right by the coffee maker. 545 00:27:42,083 --> 00:27:44,875 - Oh! Excuse me. - Oh, wow. Laminated. Nice. 546 00:27:44,958 --> 00:27:47,166 - Oh, this one says "urgent." - Yeah. 547 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,333 And I forgot to label the nut-free nut butter. 548 00:27:49,416 --> 00:27:51,208 But it's in there. It's in the... Do you... 549 00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:53,250 - Yeah. - I don't know what that is. 550 00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:55,833 Oh, and Jack, Jack, have you started your history paper? 551 00:27:55,916 --> 00:27:56,833 Already started it. 552 00:27:56,916 --> 00:27:59,666 Okay, that means he's done nothing, Peter. You have to remind him. 553 00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:01,125 Okay, he has to pick a thesis. 554 00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:04,416 He's doing the Spanish-American War, which is, I think, against Spain. 555 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,833 - Yeah, Deb? - I'm not sure. 556 00:28:05,916 --> 00:28:08,541 - Jack is okay. - Oh, hi! 557 00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:12,166 Oh, my gosh. There are so many people here. It's crazy. 558 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,083 We're gonna figure out dinner. 559 00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:18,250 Oh, no, you don't have to worry about it, because I left dinner. 560 00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:19,500 O... Open the freezer. 561 00:28:21,541 --> 00:28:24,708 - Wait, this also says "urgent." - Jack loves those casseroles. 562 00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:27,041 You know, I could... I could buy dinner. 563 00:28:27,125 --> 00:28:29,083 Peter, I know that you have a lot of money, 564 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:31,086 but I really don't want you getting him take-out, 565 00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:33,125 and... and other things that are fancy. 566 00:28:33,208 --> 00:28:36,750 Yeah, okay! Homework, and then frozen... for dinner. 567 00:28:36,833 --> 00:28:39,000 I know there's something else I forgot to tell you. 568 00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:40,763 Shoot, I forgot what I forgot to tell you. 569 00:28:40,833 --> 00:28:41,833 Debbie, stop. 570 00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:44,375 T... Take a breath. 571 00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:47,500 Look around. 572 00:28:51,291 --> 00:28:53,833 Yeah, enjoy it. 573 00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:56,541 - Call us later. - Okay. 574 00:29:02,916 --> 00:29:05,083 - You allergic to Mexican food? - No. 575 00:29:16,416 --> 00:29:17,708 Excuse me, pardon me. 576 00:29:23,416 --> 00:29:26,625 Uh, um, excuse me, I'm gonna go to Peter Coleman's. 577 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,958 You know, they make those with four wheels now. 578 00:29:30,041 --> 00:29:31,583 They're called "spinners." 579 00:29:32,125 --> 00:29:33,958 Right, so... 580 00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:36,291 Got it. 581 00:29:43,375 --> 00:29:44,666 Oh, my God. 582 00:29:47,791 --> 00:29:49,375 This is gorgeous. 583 00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:53,958 Oh, my God. 584 00:29:58,500 --> 00:29:59,666 Whoa. 585 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:02,625 What!? 586 00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:05,458 By color? Really? 587 00:30:05,541 --> 00:30:07,416 Oh, my God, Peter. 588 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,250 Wait, where are the handles? How do you even open this? 589 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:19,750 What is this? 590 00:30:21,541 --> 00:30:23,125 Oh! 591 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:25,625 That's just sad. 592 00:30:31,291 --> 00:30:32,583 Peter. 593 00:30:38,833 --> 00:30:40,416 They still have stickers on them. 594 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:45,500 Twenty-five dollars for a glass? Oh, my God. 595 00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:47,750 Peter. 596 00:30:47,833 --> 00:30:50,083 Just because you can doesn't mean you should. 597 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,208 Okay... what should we do? 598 00:30:53,791 --> 00:30:56,208 Well, I have homework that I should probably do. 599 00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:57,916 God, I just got here! 600 00:30:58,416 --> 00:31:00,333 What... It's... This is our night! 601 00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:02,851 It's our occasion! We're having a special... We're occasioning! 602 00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:05,416 - It's... That's not a word. - It is now! 603 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:07,750 Let's... We can... We can watch a movie. 604 00:31:08,625 --> 00:31:09,666 Yeah, no. 605 00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:12,291 We have three remotes. Uh, can I see that? 606 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:16,791 This one controls the TV and it makes sure the DVD player isn't on. 607 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:19,267 - This one controls the sound. - Oh, yeah, I was gonna do that. 608 00:31:19,291 --> 00:31:20,666 It's all volume. 609 00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:24,958 This one controls the cable to make sure the Wi-Fi is working. 610 00:31:25,041 --> 00:31:27,958 And, oh, yeah. This one also is the receiver. 611 00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:29,625 Got that sequence. 612 00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:32,916 But I'm not supposed to watch TV while I eat. 613 00:31:34,291 --> 00:31:36,791 And never before homework. 614 00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,125 You poor child. 615 00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:46,500 Had I known what was going on in this house, 616 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:49,000 I would have come a lot sooner. 617 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000 Thanks. 618 00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:54,750 You know, my mom always says you're kinda irresponsible. 619 00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:57,851 She calls you, "a rolling stone that gathers no moss." 620 00:31:57,875 --> 00:31:59,625 Whatever that is. 621 00:32:00,416 --> 00:32:02,083 She does, huh? 622 00:32:02,166 --> 00:32:04,583 Yeah, she also says you're terrible with women. 623 00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:06,083 Ah! 624 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:08,291 Ah. Your mom! 625 00:32:09,083 --> 00:32:12,000 But I'm psyched you're here, 'cause you're chill. 626 00:32:12,916 --> 00:32:13,916 Chill. 627 00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:20,125 Oh, stop. Stop everything. That's the movie we're gonna watch. 628 00:32:20,708 --> 00:32:22,500 - Alien? - Yeah, have you seen it? 629 00:32:22,583 --> 00:32:25,500 - No, is it scary? - It's terrifying. 630 00:32:26,708 --> 00:32:27,708 Cool! 631 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,625 Oh, no, that's not... 632 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,166 Why is it so cold in here? 633 00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:47,541 Heat... 634 00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:49,083 Hmm... 635 00:32:50,375 --> 00:32:51,375 Heat! 636 00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:54,916 Oh! 637 00:33:03,666 --> 00:33:04,833 Ah... 638 00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:07,375 Oh! Hi. 639 00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:10,125 Uh, I'm sorry, I... I can't hear you. 640 00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:15,500 You just have to point at the sensor. 641 00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:17,583 Oh, my God. Thank you. 642 00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:19,250 Uh... 643 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:20,625 Hi, I'm Debbie. 644 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:26,500 Wait a second. Are you the Debbie? Peter talks about you all the time! 645 00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:28,375 Oh, yeah, I guess that's me. 646 00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:29,833 Um, who are you? 647 00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:33,833 I'm Minka, and I am a skosh embarrassed. 648 00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:38,208 I thought Peter was here and I am not wearing anything under this. 649 00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:41,166 - I figured that. - Yeah, I feel like an idiot. 650 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,500 Oh, don't worry about it. 651 00:33:42,583 --> 00:33:45,583 We've all done the thing where we knock on the door half-naked for some g... 652 00:33:45,666 --> 00:33:47,291 So you and Peter are... 653 00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:48,833 We were. We used to. 654 00:33:48,916 --> 00:33:50,375 We broke up after six months 655 00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:52,958 and then he started dating this woman Becca, 656 00:33:53,041 --> 00:33:54,801 but through the careful study of her socials, 657 00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:56,500 I figured out they broke up. 658 00:33:56,583 --> 00:33:58,750 So I thought I would come over and... 659 00:33:58,833 --> 00:34:02,791 - So that is how you sit there. - By the way, where is Peter? 660 00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,791 Oh, he's staying at my place in LA. 661 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:07,041 - And I'm just here for a few days. - Cute! 662 00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:09,041 Can I buy you a drink? 663 00:34:09,541 --> 00:34:11,083 No ulterior motive. 664 00:34:11,166 --> 00:34:15,791 I will not ask you why Peter is so emotionally, like, broken. 665 00:34:15,875 --> 00:34:18,583 Oh, I would love that, but, um, I'm starting classes tomorrow. 666 00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:21,000 I have to get up early. I'm doing this program, and... 667 00:34:21,083 --> 00:34:23,333 - Anyway, maybe some other time. - Yeah, sure! 668 00:34:23,416 --> 00:34:26,583 I will take you to the Brownstone Club. That's where Peter and I met. 669 00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:28,458 You know, you are great. 670 00:34:29,291 --> 00:34:30,500 I like you. 671 00:34:30,583 --> 00:34:34,791 I dig this whole sexy, Gen-X, Earth Mama thing you've got going on. 672 00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:36,000 Thank you. 673 00:34:36,083 --> 00:34:37,916 You're gonna party with Minka? 674 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,125 She asked if maybe I wanted to go for a drink sometime. 675 00:34:41,208 --> 00:34:43,625 - Oh, fancy! - Right. 676 00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:46,166 - Hey, what are you guys doing tonight? - Um... 677 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:49,833 - What did we do? Um, nothing special. - Oh, is he there? 678 00:34:49,916 --> 00:34:51,392 Does he want to talk to me? 679 00:34:51,416 --> 00:34:54,458 Uh, he's... he's actually doing his homework right now, so... 680 00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:56,083 Oh! Oh, that's good. 681 00:34:56,666 --> 00:34:59,250 Hey, uh, by the way, are you aware 682 00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:02,125 that there is a gentleman and his butt crack 683 00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:04,208 in your yard all ding-dong day? 684 00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:08,291 Oh, yeah, that's Zen. He just... He's around a lot. 685 00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:11,083 It's, uh... You know, he does a really great job with the garden 686 00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:14,791 and... and so I just let him do his thing. Um, did I not mention Zen? 687 00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:19,750 Yeah. No, no, you failed to mention that there is a man living in your yard. 688 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:23,083 Um, Peter, I just want to say thank you. This place is amazing. 689 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:26,833 - It's just comfortable and... - Really? 690 00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:29,875 No, not really. It's very, very empty. 691 00:35:29,958 --> 00:35:31,708 It looks like somebody stole all your stuff. 692 00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:35,041 Yeah, well, if they did, they brought it all here, 'cause you have all the stuff. 693 00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:39,416 Like, literally, all the things that are, were, and ever shall be, are here. 694 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:42,666 Oh, really? Well, you don't have a photo or a knickknack. 695 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:45,458 I don't do knickknacks. I don't buy them, like, ever. 696 00:35:45,541 --> 00:35:46,958 I have nixed the knickknacks. 697 00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:50,625 Oh, by the way, your books are all color-coded, which is... 698 00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:53,500 I mean, I knew New York had changed you, but that one hit me hard. 699 00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:55,041 Yeah, my decorator did that. 700 00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:57,750 That's just gross, and I can't believe you said it out loud. 701 00:35:57,833 --> 00:36:00,333 Also, you don't have any mementos from LA? 702 00:36:00,416 --> 00:36:03,208 No! You know my policy on mentos. 703 00:36:04,291 --> 00:36:06,125 So, let me ask you a question. 704 00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:09,416 I mean, I'm not trying to pry, but what happened with Minka? 705 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:12,583 She seems like she's your type. She's so silky and sleek. 706 00:36:12,666 --> 00:36:14,208 Okay, what? She's not an otter. 707 00:36:14,291 --> 00:36:16,000 - What happened? - I don't know. I don't... 708 00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:18,333 You know me. I probably did something to screw it up. 709 00:36:18,416 --> 00:36:20,041 Oh, stop it. 710 00:36:20,666 --> 00:36:24,500 Yeah, well, let the fossil record show that I am terrible with women. 711 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:28,708 In... In fact, some would say that I am "a rolling stone that gathers no moss." 712 00:36:28,791 --> 00:36:29,625 Uh, what? 713 00:36:29,708 --> 00:36:32,958 Oh, yeah, just so you know, your kid's a sieve, all right? 714 00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:35,361 So everything you've ever said about me, I'm about to hear. 715 00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:37,833 Okay, I didn't... I didn't say it like that. 716 00:36:37,916 --> 00:36:39,750 - Okay, yeah, I... I did. I said that. - Yeah. 717 00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:42,393 - But I think he misunderstood me. - Yeah, I'm sure. Right, look. 718 00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:44,666 It's getting late out there. You should go to sleep. 719 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:47,500 And 'cause I have a list of things that's a mile long 720 00:36:47,583 --> 00:36:49,750 that was left here for me to do by a crazy person. 721 00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:51,916 "Goodnight," said the crazy person. 722 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,875 Say bye to Jack. And I'll see you later on the interwebs. 723 00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:56,916 I'll find you later! 724 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,291 - Goodnight. - Bye. 725 00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:04,333 So? Did I scar you for life? 726 00:37:04,416 --> 00:37:08,666 Who cares? That was dope! My mom would've never let me watch that. 727 00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:10,708 Do I look like your mom? 728 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,500 ♪ Shoo, shut up ♪ 729 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:19,041 For the love of God. You can't... 730 00:37:20,083 --> 00:37:21,083 "Peter." 731 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,208 "Thank." 732 00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:25,291 "You." 733 00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:27,333 "So." 734 00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:29,750 "Much." 735 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:32,666 "Don't screw up my kid." 736 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:37,166 Yeah. 737 00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:46,625 Oh, that's so sweet! 738 00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:48,500 ♪ Liz, Liz ♪ 739 00:37:49,125 --> 00:37:51,666 ♪ She taught me how to give ♪ 740 00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:53,916 ♪ It was Liz, Liz ♪ 741 00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:57,500 ♪ Oh, she taught me how to live ♪ 742 00:37:57,583 --> 00:38:00,833 ♪ Oh, it was Liz, Liz ♪ 743 00:38:00,916 --> 00:38:04,750 ♪ Liz, oh, Liz ♪ 744 00:38:04,833 --> 00:38:06,125 ♪ Shoo, shut up ♪ 745 00:38:06,958 --> 00:38:09,333 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Shoo, shut up ♪ 746 00:38:09,416 --> 00:38:12,000 - ♪ Ah, baby, baby, baby, bay-bay-bay ♪ - ♪ Shoo, shut up ♪ 747 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:13,791 ♪ Ba-bay-bay-bay, ba-bay-bay-bay ♪ 748 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,625 - ♪ Shoo, shut up ♪ - ♪ Whoo, uh ♪ 749 00:38:15,708 --> 00:38:17,708 ♪ She don't eat alone ♪ 750 00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:21,416 ♪ She goes home alone ♪ 751 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,750 ♪ Too much time alone ♪ 752 00:38:24,833 --> 00:38:27,416 ♪ Time alone on the phone ♪ 753 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:31,166 ♪ And nobody, nobody, nobody calls ♪ 754 00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:33,625 ♪ Nobody, nobody, nobody calls ♪ 755 00:38:33,708 --> 00:38:35,958 ♪ She gets lonely ♪ 756 00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:38,291 ♪ And she wants to hold me ♪ 757 00:38:38,375 --> 00:38:41,916 ♪ Oh, but I don't hold things ♪ 758 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,333 ♪ No, I'm too lonely for that ♪ 759 00:38:45,416 --> 00:38:49,083 ♪ Whoa, troubling Troubling, troubling calls ♪ 760 00:38:49,166 --> 00:38:51,375 ♪ Catch me vaping Orange Juice Outside of the mall ♪ 761 00:38:51,458 --> 00:38:53,625 ♪ I get lonely ♪ 762 00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:57,125 ♪ So I go shoplifting, oh ♪ 763 00:38:57,208 --> 00:38:59,500 ♪ It's better than sitting... ♪ 764 00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:04,250 "He's allergic to all nuts, most legumes, 765 00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:07,291 almonds, pistachios, cashews, pecans, macadamias, 766 00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:09,708 hazelnuts, walnuts, Brazilian, coconuts." 767 00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:11,291 Oh. 768 00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:13,750 "Sunflower butter." 769 00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:16,750 Not a nut. Okay. 770 00:39:17,708 --> 00:39:21,166 All right. Oranges, not on the list. 771 00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:22,916 All right, need a knife... 772 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,833 Hey, now! 773 00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:27,625 Oh, hey, man. 774 00:39:28,541 --> 00:39:29,541 Hey! 775 00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:32,250 - Yeah. - What are we doing here? 776 00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:35,708 I'm just... I gotta... 777 00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:36,791 Holy shit. 778 00:39:41,375 --> 00:39:42,375 Jack? 779 00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:44,166 Okay, let's do this. 780 00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:47,958 Hey, what's this thing do besides release a genie? 781 00:39:48,041 --> 00:39:49,583 It flushes out my sinuses. 782 00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,250 Gross. 783 00:39:51,666 --> 00:39:52,916 Did you make lunch? 784 00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:56,750 - I'm working on it. - What about breakfast? 785 00:39:58,666 --> 00:40:02,916 You didn't make breakfast, did you? Okay. 786 00:40:06,458 --> 00:40:08,833 - Gluten-free pancakes for you. - Thanks. 787 00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:10,416 - Thank you. - For you. 788 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:11,833 Oh, thank you. 789 00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:15,291 - Can I get one of those? - No. 790 00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:17,333 - Check the laminated card. - No. 791 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:21,500 - I'm not allergic to coffee. Come on. - You're not drinking coffee. Let's focus. 792 00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:25,583 These neti pots, and packed lunches, 793 00:40:25,666 --> 00:40:28,125 breakfasts, age-appropriate movies? 794 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,666 Not my thing, not my strength, right? 795 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:34,000 But that's okay, 'cause I'm here to focus on you. 796 00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:37,958 Okay, and my... my work here is very simple. 797 00:40:38,041 --> 00:40:42,083 It's to teach you to tell a story to other people about you 798 00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:44,666 that is better than the story that you tell yourself. 799 00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:47,625 'Cause the stories we tell ourselves are very limiting. 800 00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:51,083 - I'm not following. What do you mean? - Okay, example. 801 00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:53,666 Look, let's take someone we both know, your mom. 802 00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:56,625 - Okay. - Your mom is the smartest person I know. 803 00:40:56,708 --> 00:40:59,625 Okay? When we first met, she was extremely ambitious. 804 00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:02,916 She wanted to be an editor, or whatever, but then over time, 805 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,333 she started to believe that she had to be practical, 806 00:41:07,416 --> 00:41:09,000 and she had to be sensible, 807 00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:12,666 and that is the story that she told herself. 808 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:14,041 "Be responsible." 809 00:41:15,041 --> 00:41:17,833 - So that's not your story? - No, co... 810 00:41:17,916 --> 00:41:19,333 Are we talking about me? 811 00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:21,375 Do you always answer a question with a question? 812 00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:24,000 Do you always answer a question to a question with a question? 813 00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:26,666 Did you really move to New York because of the earthquakes? 814 00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:30,041 - 'Cause my mom doesn't believe that. - All right, can we stay on message here? 815 00:41:30,125 --> 00:41:32,166 Okay, look, in the beginning of a rebrand, 816 00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:35,416 I like to do a thing called a "global realignment," all right? 817 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:41,333 And that is a gesture to the world, in your case, Wade and Weasel Face... 818 00:41:43,291 --> 00:41:45,958 Evan, of what you have to offer. 819 00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:50,708 Today, you have to offer these. 820 00:41:50,791 --> 00:41:53,916 - Seats to the Kings game? - What are... These aren't seats. 821 00:41:54,416 --> 00:41:56,458 These are tickets to a luxury box. 822 00:41:56,541 --> 00:41:58,375 Isn't that bribing them to be friends with me? 823 00:41:59,041 --> 00:42:00,916 Ah, and this is where the rebrand comes in. 824 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,291 So we're gonna rebrand the word "bribing" with "incentivization." 825 00:42:06,208 --> 00:42:07,291 That's not a word. 826 00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:10,791 In my line of work, we make up the words that we need. 827 00:42:10,875 --> 00:42:13,041 That's kind of sketch. 828 00:42:13,125 --> 00:42:16,166 Now you're getting it. There you go, "sketch." 829 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,208 - Look at... Look at my sketch coffee. - I really want one of those. 830 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:24,250 Hey, uh, remember, I'm gonna pick you up after school. 831 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,625 - We're gonna go to that Kings game. Okay? - Yeah, okay. 832 00:42:26,708 --> 00:42:30,041 Got it. And we got the big private box so you can invite whoever you want. 833 00:42:30,125 --> 00:42:32,934 - 'Cause it's the luxury box. - Yeah. See you after school, Peter. 834 00:42:32,958 --> 00:42:35,458 We'll see you after school when we go to the Kings game! 835 00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:37,583 Yep, big game! Let's go! 836 00:42:37,666 --> 00:42:40,125 Yeah, with all that candy and ice cream! 837 00:42:40,791 --> 00:42:43,291 - Hey! Coffee? - You buying? 838 00:42:44,291 --> 00:42:48,041 Yeah. Oh! Oh, yeah, can we get one of those, uh... the butter coffees? 839 00:42:48,583 --> 00:42:50,625 - With the butter... - He's miming. 840 00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:52,666 He's miming. 841 00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:55,625 Yes, he is. 842 00:42:55,708 --> 00:42:58,375 - That's actually really good. - I've been working on it. 843 00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:03,750 ♪ We were embers ♪ 844 00:43:07,083 --> 00:43:11,208 ♪ Walked in a room and can't remember Why you're standing there ♪ 845 00:43:11,291 --> 00:43:12,500 ♪ Lost in a memory ♪ 846 00:43:12,583 --> 00:43:15,375 ♪ Just staring at an empty chair ♪ 847 00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:19,666 ♪ There was a fire But it faded in the afterglow ♪ 848 00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:21,166 ♪ We took the air out... ♪ 849 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:22,666 Hi! Good morning! 850 00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:24,958 ♪ Embers ♪ 851 00:43:27,041 --> 00:43:29,041 ♪ We were embers ♪ 852 00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:33,458 ♪ Embers ♪ 853 00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:36,625 Hi. 854 00:43:43,208 --> 00:43:45,583 Ah, I just love new school supplies. 855 00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:48,875 The smell... of new pencils! 856 00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:50,458 Isn't it great? 857 00:43:51,916 --> 00:43:54,666 You know you don't have to take notes. It's all online. 858 00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:56,916 Oh, I know, but I find if I write it... 859 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,892 - Hello, everyone. - ...it goes in my brain... 860 00:43:58,916 --> 00:44:02,083 - Welcome to Statistics in Risk Modeling. - We'll talk later. 861 00:44:02,166 --> 00:44:04,500 Now, we got a lot to cover. So let's get started here. 862 00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:06,541 First, we're going to start 863 00:44:06,625 --> 00:44:09,541 by reviewing types of modeling problems and methods, 864 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:13,041 including supervised versus unsupervised learning. 865 00:44:13,125 --> 00:44:14,875 You know, that was a lot of information. 866 00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:17,017 Do you feel like sometime, we could share notes, or...? 867 00:44:17,041 --> 00:44:18,041 - Hey! - Hey. 868 00:44:19,416 --> 00:44:21,708 Oh, my God, that class was so boring. 869 00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:26,875 Oh, hi! 870 00:44:26,958 --> 00:44:30,083 - How was your first class? - It was fine. 871 00:44:30,166 --> 00:44:32,708 Now, that drink we talked about, you in the mood? 872 00:44:32,791 --> 00:44:34,791 - Yeah, sure! - Great! I'm right near you. 873 00:44:34,875 --> 00:44:37,541 So, I'll come pick you up. See you soon! Bye! 874 00:44:39,125 --> 00:44:44,750 In this literature class, prepare yourself to do a lot of reading. 875 00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:49,458 We're gonna be tackling some big novels, I'm talking about the chunky ones. 876 00:44:49,541 --> 00:44:51,666 I'm talking some real door-stoppers. 877 00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:54,250 In this class, Anna Karenina is a pamphlet. 878 00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:59,458 I grew up reading Uris, and Clavell, and Michener. 879 00:44:59,541 --> 00:45:02,000 Haley! Do not forget Alex Haley. 880 00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:06,916 Never got over the thrill of reading a massive book with tiny, tiny print. 881 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000 Yes! 882 00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:11,166 Oh, uh... 883 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:12,750 No, no, no. Sorry. 884 00:45:13,875 --> 00:45:18,000 How many of you have read Alex Haley's Autobiography of Malcolm X? 885 00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:19,625 Hands? Okay... 886 00:45:19,708 --> 00:45:22,291 Oh, hey, Miss Backpack! You ready? 887 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,041 - That was fast. - Cute college. 888 00:45:25,541 --> 00:45:26,375 Right? 889 00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,666 I mean, I'm personally allergic to school. 890 00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:31,125 After I got the master's in differential calculus, 891 00:45:31,208 --> 00:45:34,000 I was like, "Enough!" You know? Okay, follow me. 892 00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:36,750 Did you say differential calculus? 893 00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:43,625 So funny. You ran, like, right into the practice station. 894 00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:46,541 Dude, it's not my fault the lace on my right skate snapped! 895 00:45:46,625 --> 00:45:47,625 Whoa! Look at these! 896 00:45:47,708 --> 00:45:51,666 - Dude! Jelly beans. - I love those! Those are my favorite! 897 00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:54,031 Dude, I think this is the cinnamon one that's super spicy. 898 00:45:54,083 --> 00:45:56,101 - Really? - You ever had the cinnamon Jolly Rancher? 899 00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:57,208 - The spicy one? - Yeah. 900 00:45:57,291 --> 00:46:00,583 Oh! I love those cinnamon... spicy ones! 901 00:46:00,666 --> 00:46:03,916 That's so spicy. I'm good. I don't really like those ones. 902 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,041 Hey, hey, none of this stuff is on the allergy list, 903 00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:08,291 so you're good to go. 904 00:46:08,375 --> 00:46:10,416 So just go nuts, have at it. 905 00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:13,416 - Without eating any nuts. - I think that's actually licorice. 906 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:14,980 Why aren't they talking to me? 907 00:46:15,041 --> 00:46:16,500 - Dots! - They will! 908 00:46:16,583 --> 00:46:18,791 They will. Don't worry about it. Let's go. 909 00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:22,750 We'll, hey, get a jersey or something. Let's get our kit on. Let's go. Go, Kings! 910 00:46:22,833 --> 00:46:24,291 Okay, I need a drink. 911 00:46:24,375 --> 00:46:26,583 Oh, yes. Let's have a drink! 912 00:46:26,666 --> 00:46:29,083 - For one, I'm so thirsty. - I know! 913 00:46:29,166 --> 00:46:30,166 Ooh! 914 00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:31,541 Okay. 915 00:46:33,083 --> 00:46:35,625 Wait a second. The... These people look really fancy. 916 00:46:35,708 --> 00:46:38,625 Yeah, you have to be someone or know someone, and I'm both. 917 00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:41,333 And also kind of neither. That's what's great about me. 918 00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:43,333 Oh, wow. 919 00:46:43,416 --> 00:46:45,625 Uh, I don't think I fit in here. 920 00:46:46,291 --> 00:46:49,000 I mean, obviously. But you're with me. Come on. 921 00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:51,750 Thank you, Petra! 922 00:46:54,583 --> 00:46:57,291 By the way, we do not have to talk about Peter. 923 00:46:57,375 --> 00:46:59,375 Oh, okay. Got it. 924 00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:04,666 Honestly, bro. 925 00:47:04,750 --> 00:47:05,892 - Yeah! - I mean, he had it... 926 00:47:05,916 --> 00:47:07,476 - He had it at the start, right? - Dude! 927 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:09,291 - He literally had it... - Guys, guys! 928 00:47:09,375 --> 00:47:11,125 Did you see that last rally? 929 00:47:11,625 --> 00:47:13,208 That was crazy, huh? 930 00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:15,333 That was, like... That was sketch! 931 00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:17,625 Or as the Canadians would say, that was sketch, eh? 932 00:47:17,708 --> 00:47:19,000 What is he talking about? 933 00:47:20,916 --> 00:47:23,916 - Just be conscious of... - All right. 934 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,666 Manhattan Maiden for you. 935 00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:26,750 Ooh! 936 00:47:26,791 --> 00:47:29,166 And the Garden Glory for you. 937 00:47:29,666 --> 00:47:30,666 Oh. 938 00:47:31,625 --> 00:47:33,333 - Enjoy! - Thank you. 939 00:47:33,416 --> 00:47:35,458 Am I supposed to drink it or water it? 940 00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:37,375 So how did you and Peter meet again? 941 00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:39,378 Is this the part where we don't talk about Peter? 942 00:47:39,416 --> 00:47:40,708 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 943 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:41,875 This is that part. 944 00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:44,833 Well, short story, we hooked up once, 945 00:47:44,916 --> 00:47:47,083 and then he bailed, and we became friends. 946 00:47:47,625 --> 00:47:49,583 And you married someone else. 947 00:47:49,666 --> 00:47:53,000 - Mm, Jimmy the mountain climber. - Mm. 948 00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:57,041 Which is funny, 'cause at the time, he felt like a safe choice for me. 949 00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,041 - Mm. - He was just very sure about me. 950 00:47:59,125 --> 00:48:00,125 Mmm. 951 00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:03,041 But, ultimately, he wanted to go on big adventures, 952 00:48:03,125 --> 00:48:06,375 and my adventures are reading books and being a mom. 953 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,375 So, we realized he needed somebody who always wanted to be by his side 954 00:48:10,458 --> 00:48:12,000 and that just wasn't gonna be me. 955 00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:14,291 And your love life now? 956 00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:16,666 Sort of like... 957 00:48:17,666 --> 00:48:20,583 wind on an open prairie, or... 958 00:48:21,583 --> 00:48:23,833 footsteps in an empty attic, 959 00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:25,666 or what are those... 960 00:48:26,583 --> 00:48:30,375 Tumbleweeds going through an old ghost town. Sort of like that. 961 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,750 Okay, we need to get on that. 962 00:48:33,375 --> 00:48:35,250 Well, good luck. It's been a minute. 963 00:48:37,708 --> 00:48:38,791 Oh, I know that guy. 964 00:48:38,875 --> 00:48:41,208 He's a professor at my school, the guy with the bow tie. 965 00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:44,500 - Wow, the guy he is sitting with is... - Oh, my God. 966 00:48:44,583 --> 00:48:46,791 I know. He is fuego. 967 00:48:46,875 --> 00:48:49,708 Oh, no, yes, that... And that's, uh, Theo Martin. 968 00:48:49,791 --> 00:48:52,041 He's the editor of Duncan Press. 969 00:48:52,125 --> 00:48:53,041 Mmm. 970 00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:55,625 They publish the best contemporary fiction on earth. 971 00:48:55,708 --> 00:48:58,375 Mmm, yeah. I only listen to celebrity bios. 972 00:48:58,458 --> 00:49:00,958 The Rob Lowe one is my favorite. The first one, of course. 973 00:49:01,041 --> 00:49:02,916 Theo Martin is so famous. 974 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,291 Also, he's yummy, and he's sitting with someone you know. 975 00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:08,416 - He's very attractive, that's true. - So, come on. 976 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:12,041 Wait, where you going? Oh, oh... okay. Maybe I should bring my plant. 977 00:49:13,958 --> 00:49:17,208 - It's true. You know, ambitious. - Hi! Sorry to barge over. 978 00:49:17,291 --> 00:49:18,958 But we saw you from over there... 979 00:49:19,041 --> 00:49:21,375 Hold on, you! You were in my class. 980 00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:24,166 - You came over and I saw... Yeah, hi. - Yeah! That was me. 981 00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,416 I never forget a denim skirt. 982 00:49:27,583 --> 00:49:31,416 Cute! That's a really cool story! I'm Minka. This is Debbie. You are? 983 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:34,125 - Theo Martin from Duncan Press. - Yes. 984 00:49:34,208 --> 00:49:36,916 I recognized you. I've read every Duncan Press book. 985 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,333 Wow. Well, not every book. I mean, no way. 986 00:49:39,416 --> 00:49:40,541 Yes, way! 987 00:49:41,125 --> 00:49:44,916 Okay, 870-page tome set on a pirate ship in the South Pacific? 988 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,708 Hobart's Horizon. I read it in two days. Ahoy! 989 00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:51,625 All right, spy novel set in Crete. 990 00:49:51,708 --> 00:49:53,875 Oh, Ocean of Lies! I mean, one of the best! 991 00:49:53,958 --> 00:49:57,000 I kept saying for a week, "Eímai katáskopos!" 992 00:49:57,083 --> 00:49:59,250 Sorry? 993 00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:01,458 - That's, um, Greek for "I am a spy." - "I am a spy." 994 00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:03,458 - Sure. - All right, I got it, I got it. 995 00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:06,541 You did not read the Dust Bowl book, because no one read the Dust Bowl book. 996 00:50:06,583 --> 00:50:09,625 Where The Rattlesnake Sings. I... I bought it the day it came out. 997 00:50:09,708 --> 00:50:13,083 That was you? I'm pretty sure we only sold the one copy. 998 00:50:13,166 --> 00:50:14,458 That was me! I bought it! 999 00:50:17,708 --> 00:50:18,916 - Wow. - Anyway, yeah. 1000 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,500 S... So many vegetables. 1001 00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:22,083 Oh, I know, isn't this crazy? 1002 00:50:22,166 --> 00:50:25,750 I even said, "Oh, what? Should I get some dip with my crudité platter?" 1003 00:50:27,916 --> 00:50:30,958 - It was so nice to meet you both! - Yeah, you too. 1004 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,250 Can I get your number, actually? 1005 00:50:34,333 --> 00:50:37,333 I occasionally have galleys to give away, signed ones even. 1006 00:50:37,416 --> 00:50:39,416 I would love that! 1007 00:50:41,166 --> 00:50:42,208 Oh, my God. 1008 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,458 Here, put in your number. 1009 00:50:46,541 --> 00:50:47,541 Ah. 1010 00:50:52,333 --> 00:50:53,333 Okay. 1011 00:50:54,041 --> 00:50:55,666 - Okay! Ciao, boys! - Ciao. 1012 00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:58,541 - We're gonna go this way. - OMG, he is into you! 1013 00:50:58,625 --> 00:51:01,666 - No, he's not. - Uh, okay. 1014 00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:03,625 - He's being nice. - No, he's not. 1015 00:51:03,708 --> 00:51:06,041 That is what "into you" looks like. 1016 00:51:06,125 --> 00:51:07,791 Oh, please! 1017 00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:13,500 It's cute how you like the book people, and how you and Peter actually read books. 1018 00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:14,916 It's very cute. 1019 00:51:15,416 --> 00:51:17,708 Yeah, we always had that in common. 1020 00:51:17,791 --> 00:51:20,083 We were just two old-fashioned book lovers. 1021 00:51:20,166 --> 00:51:21,541 Yeah, sure. 1022 00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:23,750 And, well, there's the book he wrote. 1023 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:27,125 - What book? - Novel, big thing, massive. 1024 00:51:27,208 --> 00:51:28,500 What? No. 1025 00:51:28,583 --> 00:51:31,291 "What?" Yeah. 1026 00:51:32,375 --> 00:51:33,583 I don't believe you. 1027 00:51:33,666 --> 00:51:35,666 I'm telling you, he wrote a whole big fat book. 1028 00:51:35,750 --> 00:51:37,583 Keeps it in an envelope in his oven. 1029 00:51:37,666 --> 00:51:39,958 I found it once when I was trying to bake keto brownies, 1030 00:51:40,041 --> 00:51:41,875 which, by the way, do not recommend. 1031 00:51:41,958 --> 00:51:44,125 Two out of ten. There's zucchini in the recipe. 1032 00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:47,250 Peter used to want to be a writer, but he quit when he moved here. 1033 00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:48,791 He... He doesn't write anymore. 1034 00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:51,666 Uh-huh. Except for the part where... 1035 00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:56,125 he does. 1036 00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:03,041 Open it. 1037 00:52:09,041 --> 00:52:12,166 The Boy by P. Coleman. Peter! 1038 00:52:12,250 --> 00:52:14,833 Wow. You're good at detective-y things. 1039 00:52:14,916 --> 00:52:15,916 Hold on. 1040 00:52:17,291 --> 00:52:20,708 Peter wrote a whole novel and never mentioned it to me? 1041 00:52:20,791 --> 00:52:21,875 You should read it. 1042 00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:24,083 I didn't read it because it's a book. 1043 00:52:24,166 --> 00:52:25,375 Oh, no, I... I can't read it. 1044 00:52:25,458 --> 00:52:27,476 If... If he wanted me to read it, he would have told me, 1045 00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,250 because we tell each other everything. 1046 00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:31,708 I mean, obviously, you don't. 1047 00:52:32,833 --> 00:52:33,833 But we do. 1048 00:52:34,541 --> 00:52:35,541 Okay. 1049 00:52:36,375 --> 00:52:39,541 See, that's the thing. We tell each other... everything. 1050 00:52:39,625 --> 00:52:40,625 Mmm. 1051 00:52:41,583 --> 00:52:42,583 "Everything." 1052 00:52:44,583 --> 00:52:47,083 All right, this is a minor setback, right? 1053 00:52:47,166 --> 00:52:49,416 This happens all the time at the beginning of a project. 1054 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:53,291 What we need to do is pivot, okay? We're gonna stay with the same approach... 1055 00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:54,458 I don't want to talk. 1056 00:53:05,375 --> 00:53:06,375 Hey. 1057 00:53:09,166 --> 00:53:10,166 I'm sorry. 1058 00:53:11,875 --> 00:53:12,875 That sucked. 1059 00:53:14,666 --> 00:53:16,500 My problem-solving skills are... 1060 00:53:17,541 --> 00:53:20,500 I guess, more pertain to the business world. 1061 00:53:21,416 --> 00:53:24,416 Thanks for the tickets. I enjoyed watching the game. 1062 00:53:25,666 --> 00:53:27,000 Okay, you're being polite. 1063 00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:29,500 This is bad. 1064 00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:32,083 'Night. 1065 00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:10,666 Hey, hi. 1066 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:12,416 Hey! How are you doing? 1067 00:54:13,291 --> 00:54:16,000 - I'm good. - Good, good. 1068 00:54:16,083 --> 00:54:18,476 Wait, what's wrong? It's... You're... It's late where you are. 1069 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:20,750 Uh, no. You know what? It sounds echo-y there. 1070 00:54:20,833 --> 00:54:24,166 - Are you in the bathtub? - No! I don't take baths. 1071 00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:26,583 I don't even get baths. 1072 00:54:26,666 --> 00:54:27,666 Right, right. 1073 00:54:28,541 --> 00:54:30,708 You and I tell each other everything, right? 1074 00:54:32,166 --> 00:54:33,166 - No. - What? 1075 00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:36,583 I took Jack to the hockey game 1076 00:54:36,666 --> 00:54:39,333 without asking you first, and he brought his friends Wade and Evan. 1077 00:54:39,416 --> 00:54:41,208 You got Wade and Evan to hang out with Jack? 1078 00:54:41,291 --> 00:54:45,458 Yes. I... Yeah, yes. And... And he ate pizza. 1079 00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:48,375 It was gluten-free pizza, but pizza all the same. 1080 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:50,333 - Okay, Peter, I... - I... I'm not done. 1081 00:54:53,041 --> 00:54:55,291 We're not gonna eat your casseroles, Debbie. 1082 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:57,541 Uh, ever. They're gross. 1083 00:54:57,625 --> 00:55:00,375 Okay, thank you. That's a refreshing amount of honesty. 1084 00:55:02,041 --> 00:55:04,083 I got it all out. That's it. 1085 00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:07,750 Look, you don't have to report everything to me. I trust you. 1086 00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:09,250 - You do? - Mostly. 1087 00:55:09,333 --> 00:55:11,666 - And you trust me, right? - Of course. 1088 00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:15,791 So, if you ever wanted to tell me about anything, you could, right? 1089 00:55:15,875 --> 00:55:17,583 Tell you? About what? 1090 00:55:17,666 --> 00:55:19,666 I mean, I don't know. 1091 00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:23,583 - Like, if you have a special project. - You want to hear about my projects? 1092 00:55:23,666 --> 00:55:25,666 My point is, you can tell me anything. 1093 00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:27,500 Which is what I do, like, always. 1094 00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:30,791 Same. I mean, total honesty. 1095 00:55:32,083 --> 00:55:32,916 Always. 1096 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000 Always. 1097 00:56:04,666 --> 00:56:06,791 ♪ What I've been missing ♪ 1098 00:56:06,875 --> 00:56:09,166 ♪ Oh ♪ 1099 00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:11,375 ♪ Like what I've been missing ♪ 1100 00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:12,958 ♪ Oh ♪ 1101 00:56:13,041 --> 00:56:15,666 ♪ Something like what I've been missing ♪ 1102 00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:19,000 There are six critical elements that we have to consider 1103 00:56:19,083 --> 00:56:21,416 when deciding which risk model to use. 1104 00:56:22,166 --> 00:56:24,333 Distribution of the wave functions... 1105 00:56:39,125 --> 00:56:40,125 Wow. 1106 00:56:42,625 --> 00:56:43,625 Wow. 1107 00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:47,750 Now, are you sure Peter would want you to do this? 1108 00:56:47,833 --> 00:56:49,583 I'm doing this for Peter! 1109 00:56:49,666 --> 00:56:51,375 - Mmm. - Oh, here he comes. Here he comes. 1110 00:56:53,750 --> 00:56:57,250 Oh, God, he is so happy to see you. It's so cute, it's gross! 1111 00:56:57,333 --> 00:56:59,083 - Hi, Minka. - Hi! Hey. 1112 00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:00,958 Thank you so much for coming. 1113 00:57:01,041 --> 00:57:03,309 Sure, don't worry about it. I was... It was on my way, so... 1114 00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:06,625 Oh, okay. Well, I wanted to give you this manuscript. 1115 00:57:06,708 --> 00:57:09,250 - Ah. - And I wanted to get it to you ASAP. 1116 00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:11,958 - Because I'm leaving town soon. - Wait, is this your book? 1117 00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:14,476 - Did you write this? - Oh, no, no. I didn't... I didn't write it. 1118 00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,833 Ah, right. See, the thing is that 1119 00:57:16,916 --> 00:57:19,208 whenever someone just hands me a manuscript, 1120 00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:23,166 it's about... I don't know, I'd say 100% of the time basically insane. 1121 00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:25,166 Um, also not allowed to take submissions 1122 00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:27,083 unless it's from an agent or an editor, so... 1123 00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:30,375 Oh, well, this is perfect because she is the editor. 1124 00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:32,625 She edited-ed it. 1125 00:57:32,708 --> 00:57:33,708 Is that right? 1126 00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:35,416 Yes. 1127 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:37,000 - Oh. - I'm a, um... 1128 00:57:37,083 --> 00:57:39,791 I'm an edit-ed-or, but freelance. 1129 00:57:39,875 --> 00:57:43,833 And I read so many manuscripts and this one is really special. 1130 00:57:43,916 --> 00:57:45,083 It's called The Boy. 1131 00:57:45,166 --> 00:57:48,458 And it's about a 13-year-old boy whose father dies of a stroke, 1132 00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:50,666 and... ...through a twist of fate, 1133 00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:52,875 he becomes allergic to himself by... 1134 00:57:52,958 --> 00:57:56,666 If he touches his skin, it blisters. I know, it sounds tragic. 1135 00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:59,125 But it's magical and, uh... But... 1136 00:58:00,291 --> 00:58:03,000 I get emotional about it, because, um... 1137 00:58:03,083 --> 00:58:05,291 I have a 13-year-old son and he... 1138 00:58:05,375 --> 00:58:07,083 - Oh, you do, really? - Yeah. 1139 00:58:07,666 --> 00:58:08,666 So do I. 1140 00:58:10,125 --> 00:58:11,125 Max. 1141 00:58:11,625 --> 00:58:12,625 My son's Jack. 1142 00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:14,458 Wow. That's... 1143 00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:17,958 Yeah. I mean, I'm... I'm divorced now, but... 1144 00:58:18,041 --> 00:58:19,458 So am I. Um... 1145 00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:21,375 Mm-hmm. 1146 00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:25,416 Well, I appreciate your passion, Debbie. 1147 00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:28,625 Um, so I will do my best to read it as soon as possible. 1148 00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:32,125 Also, if there's any way that you could read it sooner, 1149 00:58:32,208 --> 00:58:33,708 I'm... I'm leaving this weekend. 1150 00:58:33,791 --> 00:58:34,958 Oh, there's a clock? 1151 00:58:35,041 --> 00:58:37,208 - No, I don't mean that... - No, it's fine. 1152 00:58:37,291 --> 00:58:40,041 - It's fine. No, no, it's fine. - You're very special and important. 1153 00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:42,958 I didn't mean it that way. But I promise it's worth your time. 1154 00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:44,958 Okay, all right. I'm excited to check it out. 1155 00:58:45,041 --> 00:58:46,041 Thank you. 1156 00:58:46,125 --> 00:58:48,041 - You're very welcome. - You are... 1157 00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:52,375 You know what you are. 1158 00:58:54,666 --> 00:58:57,458 I... would like to think so, yeah. 1159 00:58:57,541 --> 00:58:58,458 - All right. - Okay. 1160 00:58:58,541 --> 00:58:59,541 All right. 1161 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:05,291 - Did I just give Theo that book? - You did! 1162 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,791 Now, when are you going to tell Peter? 1163 00:59:08,916 --> 00:59:10,250 Peter, right. 1164 00:59:12,708 --> 00:59:14,333 ♪ Oh, Heartbeat City, here we come... ♪ 1165 00:59:18,375 --> 00:59:19,833 You know much about The Cars? 1166 00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:22,625 You know, the band The Cars? 1167 00:59:22,708 --> 00:59:24,791 - It's what you always play. - Yeah. 1168 00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:27,458 You want to know why? 1169 00:59:28,791 --> 00:59:33,125 For starters, they were my dad's favorite. So then my dad left. 1170 00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:36,583 As I mentioned, and you already know, he kicked the bucket, right. 1171 00:59:36,666 --> 00:59:39,625 So then, for a while, I didn't listen to The Cars at all. 1172 00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:43,250 I couldn't. It was, like, too painful and just reminded me of shit... s... 1173 00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:46,625 stuff that I had lost. 1174 00:59:47,791 --> 00:59:50,416 And one day, I heard 'em on the radio. 1175 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:55,083 And their songs were still with me, even if he wasn't. 1176 00:59:56,291 --> 00:59:57,541 And they always will be! 1177 00:59:58,958 --> 01:00:00,625 Look, you got great parents, 1178 01:00:00,708 --> 01:00:02,458 and you live in a nice little house 1179 01:00:02,541 --> 01:00:04,916 stuck in the middle of a mountain like a ski chalet. 1180 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,416 But I get it, you got your shit. Everybody does. Life is hard, right? 1181 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:10,916 You go... Sometimes, it kicks you in the teeth. 1182 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,500 Like, I do not have my shit together. 1183 01:00:13,583 --> 01:00:17,791 I was gonna be a great American novelist and find somebody to spend my life with. 1184 01:00:19,333 --> 01:00:22,625 And now I'm just a lonely guy with outstanding hair 1185 01:00:22,708 --> 01:00:26,291 that tells other people who to be, even though I'm not sure I know who I am. 1186 01:00:26,375 --> 01:00:27,375 You know? 1187 01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:29,458 I got an idea. 1188 01:00:29,541 --> 01:00:32,625 - Please no more branding. I'm begging you. - Nope. Screw that. 1189 01:00:32,708 --> 01:00:35,250 We... Now, we are moving on to action. 1190 01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:36,750 You... 1191 01:00:38,625 --> 01:00:41,208 need to play hockey with the team. 1192 01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:44,833 - The one that Evan and Wade are on. Yes. - What? 1193 01:00:44,916 --> 01:00:47,500 Yes. If... If you want to, I support it. 1194 01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:50,083 But not because you need to be friends with those asshole kids. 1195 01:00:50,166 --> 01:00:51,875 And again, I'm sure they're great. 1196 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:55,333 You're gonna let me go out for the team and practice? 1197 01:00:56,916 --> 01:00:57,916 Yes. 1198 01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:00,625 Are you gonna tell Mom? 1199 01:01:03,291 --> 01:01:06,000 So I'm thinking maybe we tell her when she gets back. 1200 01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:14,500 Thanks. 1201 01:01:15,125 --> 01:01:16,958 Yeah. Go learn something. 1202 01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:18,333 - I will. - Mm-hmm. 1203 01:01:27,791 --> 01:01:30,375 All right, see you later, Jumpin' Jack Flash. 1204 01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:32,375 - No. - Nope? All right. 1205 01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:36,916 How's it going? You look exhausted. 1206 01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:43,375 Yeah, I screwed something up yesterday, and, uh, didn't sleep last night, 1207 01:01:43,458 --> 01:01:46,250 but then I did... I did a good thing today. I think. 1208 01:01:47,333 --> 01:01:50,583 Yeah, this whole "being a life-changing male adult role model..." 1209 01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:53,791 little trickier than I anticipated. 1210 01:01:54,916 --> 01:01:57,916 Hmm. I think you were just supposed to keep him alive. 1211 01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,791 In order to pass this exam, 1212 01:02:02,875 --> 01:02:06,791 one needs to be able to describe specific time series models. 1213 01:02:06,875 --> 01:02:09,750 Including exponential smoothing... 1214 01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:11,125 ...autoregressive, 1215 01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:14,750 and autoregressive conditional heteroskedastic models. 1216 01:02:16,666 --> 01:02:18,934 - Would you mind taking that outside? - Yeah, pardon me. 1217 01:02:18,958 --> 01:02:19,791 Thank you. 1218 01:02:19,875 --> 01:02:22,875 Wait, I don't understand. What did the assistant say? 1219 01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:25,791 Okay, she said to just come up and see Theo. 1220 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:28,755 And thank you for coming with me, I have no idea what to say to this guy. 1221 01:02:28,833 --> 01:02:32,208 I mean, who can say things when he's smiling at you with that smile? 1222 01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:33,750 Right? That smile. 1223 01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:36,625 Okay, that's Duncan Press. 1224 01:02:36,708 --> 01:02:39,541 - You got this! You got this! - Okay, very exciting. 1225 01:02:44,458 --> 01:02:46,666 Oh, boy. 1226 01:02:48,916 --> 01:02:49,833 Good morning. 1227 01:02:49,916 --> 01:02:53,083 Oh, hi. Uh, I'm looking for Theo Martin. 1228 01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:54,166 Mmm. 1229 01:02:54,250 --> 01:02:55,250 Oh, sorry. 1230 01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:59,541 - Cute. - Oh, my God. Look at those book covers. 1231 01:02:59,625 --> 01:03:02,208 Oh, there you are. Welcome. Hello, Minka. 1232 01:03:02,958 --> 01:03:03,875 Theo. 1233 01:03:03,958 --> 01:03:05,250 - Debbie. - Hi! 1234 01:03:05,333 --> 01:03:08,000 Sorry to have you run uptown without much notice, 1235 01:03:08,083 --> 01:03:11,541 but this book, I mean, it is... It has a lot of promise. 1236 01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:13,958 Oh, my God. Did you read the whole thing already? 1237 01:03:14,041 --> 01:03:15,625 That's, like, a shit ton of pages! 1238 01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:17,041 Well, my assistant did. 1239 01:03:17,125 --> 01:03:19,184 She thought it had potential, and passed it on to me, 1240 01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:20,833 and I gotta say, I... I agree. 1241 01:03:21,791 --> 01:03:22,666 Wow. 1242 01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:25,083 I also see why you cried. I may have shed a tear myself. 1243 01:03:25,166 --> 01:03:26,208 The dad, right? 1244 01:03:26,291 --> 01:03:30,125 Especially, yeah. I mean, look, I'm very interested. 1245 01:03:32,791 --> 01:03:33,791 And I would... 1246 01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:36,875 I would really like to speak to the author as soon as possible. 1247 01:03:36,958 --> 01:03:39,458 The author. You know, can I, um... 1248 01:03:39,541 --> 01:03:42,416 I had a really big coffee on the way here. I just need to tinkle. 1249 01:03:43,375 --> 01:03:46,083 Sure, yeah. Most of the tinkling happens right down the hall. 1250 01:03:46,166 --> 01:03:47,333 Okay. 1251 01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:51,875 - This is insane! - I know, this place is so old school. 1252 01:03:52,458 --> 01:03:54,041 I smell dead people. 1253 01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:55,666 No, no, no! What am I doing? 1254 01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:59,000 I'm acting crazy! I know I like to help friends out, 1255 01:03:59,083 --> 01:04:02,291 but that normally means picking up Alicia's twins at carpool. 1256 01:04:02,375 --> 01:04:04,335 I have to just call Peter, and put a hold on this. 1257 01:04:04,375 --> 01:04:05,250 Ew, no. 1258 01:04:05,333 --> 01:04:06,333 No? 1259 01:04:06,375 --> 01:04:10,375 You believe in Peter's book, so why not see this through? 1260 01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:11,666 So, just... 1261 01:04:13,833 --> 01:04:15,666 Yeah! You got this, girl! 1262 01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:17,291 Okay. Okay, okay. 1263 01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:19,291 Also, no, I actually do have to pee. 1264 01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:24,666 Theo, I would like to discuss the next steps. 1265 01:04:25,875 --> 01:04:28,291 Sure. You free for dinner? 1266 01:04:29,625 --> 01:04:30,625 Uh... 1267 01:04:31,708 --> 01:04:32,833 Uh, yes. 1268 01:04:32,916 --> 01:04:34,208 Yes! Sure. 1269 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,000 Perfect. 1270 01:04:36,666 --> 01:04:38,250 Perfect. 1271 01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:39,333 Perfect! 1272 01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:48,250 - Uh, is that the coach? - Yeah, that's him. 1273 01:04:48,333 --> 01:04:50,666 All right, you stay here. Let me do my thing. 1274 01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:12,000 - Say hey to your coach. - Hey. 1275 01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:25,291 - You got... One of these yours? Yeah? - Uh, yeah. 1276 01:05:25,375 --> 01:05:27,916 - That's him. - Oh, Weasel F... Ev... Evan! 1277 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,666 - That's him, yeah. - Yeah, he's... Yup. 1278 01:05:33,916 --> 01:05:35,125 That's it, J... You're good! 1279 01:05:35,208 --> 01:05:36,583 Are you ready? 1280 01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:41,000 Oh! That's it! Yep! Yep, that's my guy! That's him. 1281 01:05:41,083 --> 01:05:42,958 - That's great. - That's my guy. 1282 01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:47,916 I thought black was best, 1283 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,291 since you are a bright winter. 1284 01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:52,791 Oh, I... I don't need a new outfit. 1285 01:05:52,875 --> 01:05:54,250 Aww! 1286 01:05:54,333 --> 01:05:56,458 I feel terrible. I'm about to tell a guy, 1287 01:05:56,541 --> 01:05:59,041 who's the most famous literary editor in all of America, 1288 01:05:59,125 --> 01:06:02,041 that I gave him a manuscript that he might want to publish, 1289 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:05,125 but he possibly cannot. And why isn't Peter calling me back? 1290 01:06:05,208 --> 01:06:07,142 If you can't reach Peter before your date with Theo... 1291 01:06:07,166 --> 01:06:08,708 No, no, no, it's not a date. 1292 01:06:09,583 --> 01:06:11,000 - Let me have this! - Okay. 1293 01:06:11,083 --> 01:06:13,833 I mean, I can't even stay out that late. I have an exam tomorrow. 1294 01:06:13,916 --> 01:06:15,625 Shh. Try a dress on. 1295 01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:17,628 I'm sorry, I'm just worried about Peter and Jack. 1296 01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:19,208 - Where are they? - Try one on! 1297 01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:22,500 Please. 1298 01:06:24,041 --> 01:06:26,708 You are by far the fastest guy out there. 1299 01:06:26,791 --> 01:06:29,375 New nickname, Jack Frost, 'cause you own the ice! 1300 01:06:29,458 --> 01:06:30,958 - 'Sup, fellas! - What's up, man? 1301 01:06:31,041 --> 01:06:32,708 - Great day? - Great day, brah. 1302 01:06:33,333 --> 01:06:34,833 - Yes, I love that! - Great day. 1303 01:06:36,333 --> 01:06:38,875 So, you ever gonna have kids? 1304 01:06:39,833 --> 01:06:41,666 What? I don't know. 1305 01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:44,291 Should I? 1306 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,833 I mean... you're not terrible at it. 1307 01:06:49,916 --> 01:06:51,750 A little weird, but you don't suck. 1308 01:06:53,958 --> 01:06:54,958 I don't? 1309 01:06:55,458 --> 01:06:56,458 No. 1310 01:06:57,166 --> 01:07:00,000 Well, I should probably start my homework. 1311 01:07:02,041 --> 01:07:03,041 See ya. 1312 01:07:13,541 --> 01:07:14,708 Oh! 1313 01:07:15,833 --> 01:07:16,833 Hey-o. 1314 01:07:18,083 --> 01:07:19,083 Oh, for me? 1315 01:07:19,666 --> 01:07:21,416 Yeah. Come on, take a break. 1316 01:07:22,208 --> 01:07:24,291 Well, I don't... I don't need a break. 1317 01:07:24,375 --> 01:07:25,750 I don't work here, so... 1318 01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:26,916 Yeah, I know. 1319 01:07:29,750 --> 01:07:31,416 Oh. All right. 1320 01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:33,041 - Oh, yeah. - All right. 1321 01:07:33,125 --> 01:07:34,125 Yeah. 1322 01:07:36,666 --> 01:07:37,500 Mmm. 1323 01:07:37,583 --> 01:07:40,291 You know, I thought you didn't like me. 1324 01:07:40,375 --> 01:07:42,958 Why? Because I've been such a jerk to you? 1325 01:07:43,541 --> 01:07:44,833 Yeah, that. 1326 01:07:44,916 --> 01:07:46,708 Ah, look, I'm sorry. 1327 01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:50,458 I... I think I've just been stressed out being responsible for a human. 1328 01:07:50,541 --> 01:07:53,541 You know, I've never even taken care of, like, a... 1329 01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:55,000 herb plant before. 1330 01:07:55,083 --> 01:07:58,125 Well, dude, herb plants can be as hard as children. 1331 01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:02,333 Yeah, I got... I got a sage over by the patio, 1332 01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:04,333 kept me up till 3:00 a.m. last week. 1333 01:08:04,416 --> 01:08:06,375 I call it "plant colic." 1334 01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:08,916 So, you know, I get it. 1335 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,083 Yeah, no, you get it. 1336 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,416 - Same damn thing. - Yup. 1337 01:08:14,333 --> 01:08:19,375 Yeah, actually, I feel like I'm, uh, doing an okay job now. 1338 01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:20,958 Ah, that's dope, brah. 1339 01:08:21,625 --> 01:08:22,625 Hmm. 1340 01:08:23,083 --> 01:08:26,833 And so I'm sorry if I wasn't as friendly as I could have been. 1341 01:08:26,916 --> 01:08:28,625 Right? 'Cause I'm... Hey, I, actually... 1342 01:08:28,708 --> 01:08:31,625 I think Debbie's really lucky to have you 'round here helping out. 1343 01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:34,208 Oh, no, no, no. I'm the lucky one, okay? 1344 01:08:34,291 --> 01:08:35,625 I mean, she is... 1345 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,750 ...amazing, you know? 1346 01:08:39,833 --> 01:08:41,833 Yeah. Yeah, she really is. 1347 01:08:41,916 --> 01:08:45,375 I mean, we've been friends for a long time. 1348 01:08:46,166 --> 01:08:48,458 I mean, not as long as she and I have been friends, so... 1349 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:51,041 - Oh, no. Well, of course, I'm not... - In years. 1350 01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:52,125 Right. Look. 1351 01:08:52,791 --> 01:08:56,833 You and Debbie, you have your thing, which is different from our thing. 1352 01:08:56,916 --> 01:09:00,041 - Your thing. Yeah. - Right! Like, you're her friend. 1353 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:05,208 I'm her neighbor and, like, part-time lover, you know? 1354 01:09:06,125 --> 01:09:07,916 - What was that? - Oh, you know what? 1355 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:11,458 You probably haven't noticed this because you guys are just friends, but... 1356 01:09:11,958 --> 01:09:16,708 brodiddly, she is pretty hot. 1357 01:09:16,791 --> 01:09:18,083 Yeah. 1358 01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:20,833 I mean, I know, I know, she's out of my league. I got it. 1359 01:09:20,916 --> 01:09:22,958 But I have a plan. 1360 01:09:24,125 --> 01:09:25,708 Okay? My thing is... 1361 01:09:27,458 --> 01:09:30,208 I just keep showing up in her life, you know? 1362 01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:34,583 And then maybe, maybe, she'll change her mind about me. 1363 01:09:34,666 --> 01:09:35,916 You know what I mean? 1364 01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:40,125 In the meantime, I'll take friends with benefits. 1365 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,559 ♪ Would you believe me now ♪ 1366 01:09:43,583 --> 01:09:47,000 ♪ If I told you I got caught up in a wave? ♪ 1367 01:09:47,875 --> 01:09:49,250 ♪ Almost gave it away ♪ 1368 01:09:50,666 --> 01:09:52,708 ♪ Would you hear me out ♪ 1369 01:09:52,791 --> 01:09:56,583 ♪ If I told you I was terrified for days? ♪ 1370 01:09:57,250 --> 01:09:59,250 ♪ Thought I was gonna break ♪ 1371 01:10:00,166 --> 01:10:02,041 ♪ Oh, I couldn't stop it ♪ 1372 01:10:02,125 --> 01:10:04,375 ♪ Tried to slow it all down ♪ 1373 01:10:04,916 --> 01:10:06,916 ♪ Crying in the bathroom... ♪ 1374 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,916 I really love how the book starts. 1375 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,708 Oh, isn't it amazing? 1376 01:10:10,791 --> 01:10:12,916 It reminded me of As I Lay Dying. 1377 01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:15,625 - Faulkner? Really? - Mmm. 1378 01:10:15,708 --> 01:10:17,916 Yeah, I was thinking more Franzen. 1379 01:10:18,666 --> 01:10:20,750 Oh, I see that. The... The family dynamics? 1380 01:10:20,833 --> 01:10:22,416 - Yeah, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 1381 01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:24,958 I mean, you really... You really found a gem. 1382 01:10:26,166 --> 01:10:27,208 I think I did. 1383 01:10:28,416 --> 01:10:30,916 The book that I have read the most is House of Mirth. 1384 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:34,708 Oh, Edith Wharton. Very underrated social critic, I must say. 1385 01:10:34,791 --> 01:10:36,250 - Scathing. - Do you like her work? 1386 01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:37,166 Of course! 1387 01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:40,375 Look, anybody who doesn't love Edie Dubs just hasn't really read Edie Dubs. 1388 01:10:40,458 --> 01:10:44,291 And I cry my eyes out every time Lily Bart dies. 1389 01:10:44,375 --> 01:10:46,055 Oh, I know! And then poor Lawrence shows up 1390 01:10:46,083 --> 01:10:48,043 the next morning to propose. Like, buddy, come on! 1391 01:10:48,125 --> 01:10:49,250 It's just a little bit late. 1392 01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:52,625 I took all that sleeping potion stuff last night and I am super dead! 1393 01:10:52,708 --> 01:10:54,916 Yeah, sorry, but I have perished, mon ami. 1394 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,208 But looked gorgeous doing it. 1395 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:05,250 Do you know what Walt Whitman said about the Brooklyn Bridge? 1396 01:11:05,333 --> 01:11:06,333 No, tell me. 1397 01:11:06,791 --> 01:11:10,625 He said, "It was the best and most effective medicine 1398 01:11:10,708 --> 01:11:12,708 my soul has yet partaken." 1399 01:11:13,375 --> 01:11:14,791 That's a really great quote. 1400 01:11:16,791 --> 01:11:18,833 Sadly, that's the Manhattan Bridge. 1401 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:23,000 Good quote, though. 1402 01:11:24,083 --> 01:11:26,916 - And I... I knew that. - I figured. I thought you did. 1403 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,375 - I just wanted to see if you knew that. - Right, right. 1404 01:11:29,458 --> 01:11:32,541 - So, clearly you're very smart. - Yeah. This is, I must say, going well. 1405 01:11:32,625 --> 01:11:34,958 - It was a test! - Did I pass? 1406 01:11:35,041 --> 01:11:35,916 Yes! 1407 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:39,333 Well, I'm... I'm gonna talk to the writer about that manuscript. 1408 01:11:39,416 --> 01:11:41,375 Oh, perfect. Great! 1409 01:11:41,458 --> 01:11:42,541 - Yeah. - I was gonna... 1410 01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:44,416 So, um... 1411 01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:47,501 And, um, I can't... I forgot whether or not you... 1412 01:11:47,583 --> 01:11:49,958 Did you have a cappuccino at the restaurant? 1413 01:11:50,041 --> 01:11:52,916 Oh, yeah. Yes, you ordered it for me. 1414 01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:54,791 Oh, okay! 1415 01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:55,958 Yeah. 1416 01:11:56,041 --> 01:11:59,416 Um, this is the part where... This is the part, right? 1417 01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:00,750 - I think so. - Okay. 1418 01:12:00,833 --> 01:12:02,541 Let's... Yeah. 1419 01:12:04,666 --> 01:12:05,666 Okay, great. 1420 01:12:07,083 --> 01:12:09,458 Wow, nice place! Airbnb? 1421 01:12:10,291 --> 01:12:11,458 Uh... Uh, yeah. 1422 01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:14,833 It's funny how they're always so devoid of personality, right? 1423 01:12:14,916 --> 01:12:15,750 Yes! 1424 01:12:15,833 --> 01:12:18,375 Oh, come on, who... who sorts books by color? 1425 01:12:18,458 --> 01:12:20,041 - Honestly? - That is what I said! 1426 01:12:20,625 --> 01:12:24,875 Um, so I don't have a lot of food, 1427 01:12:24,958 --> 01:12:26,666 um, but I do have Champagne. 1428 01:12:26,750 --> 01:12:31,250 And as a wise person said once, too much of anything is bad, 1429 01:12:31,333 --> 01:12:34,708 but too much Champagne is just right. 1430 01:12:34,791 --> 01:12:37,041 Ah. Mark Twain, right? 1431 01:12:37,125 --> 01:12:40,375 Yes! Must have been a big boozer, that guy. 1432 01:12:40,458 --> 01:12:42,250 Mm-hmm. That's what I heard. 1433 01:12:43,333 --> 01:12:44,583 Should I do the honors? 1434 01:12:45,666 --> 01:12:46,666 Please. 1435 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,083 Oh. 1436 01:12:48,166 --> 01:12:49,375 Don't mind if I do. 1437 01:12:49,458 --> 01:12:52,375 ♪ You're lying to me, Debbie ♪ 1438 01:12:52,458 --> 01:12:54,416 ♪ I know that you are... ♪ 1439 01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:56,625 Who was in the Spanish-American War? 1440 01:12:57,208 --> 01:12:59,500 The Spanish and the Americans. 1441 01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:02,500 ♪ But I'm here in your car ♪ 1442 01:13:02,583 --> 01:13:05,916 ♪ 'Cause no one makes me Feel the same way ♪ 1443 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,875 ♪ And I blame it on you... ♪ 1444 01:13:07,958 --> 01:13:09,000 You okay? 1445 01:13:10,708 --> 01:13:11,708 Yup. 1446 01:13:13,666 --> 01:13:16,625 - This view, it just... - I know. It's just awful, isn't it? 1447 01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:18,708 It won't do, it's terrible! 1448 01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:22,250 - Can I, um... - Yes. 1449 01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:28,541 Oh. 1450 01:13:28,625 --> 01:13:30,125 Oh, oh. Um... 1451 01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:32,083 - The windows. - Windows? 1452 01:13:32,166 --> 01:13:34,291 - Yeah. - Yeah, curtains. Right. Um... 1453 01:13:35,208 --> 01:13:38,250 - They're probably some digital... - Yeah, I don't... 1454 01:13:38,791 --> 01:13:39,833 - Oh. - Yeah. 1455 01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:42,791 - This thing is very tricky. - I got it, it's probably pretty simple. 1456 01:13:42,875 --> 01:13:44,500 Oh! Oh, that is... 1457 01:13:44,583 --> 01:13:46,250 No, that happened before. 1458 01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:49,000 - Okay. The... - You have to aim it at the sensor. 1459 01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:51,500 - I have no idea. - Is there... Is that an actual thing? 1460 01:13:51,583 --> 01:13:52,416 Yeah. 1461 01:13:52,500 --> 01:13:55,041 All right. Maybe... that way? 1462 01:13:55,125 --> 01:13:57,000 - Oh. - All right, um... All right. 1463 01:13:57,083 --> 01:13:58,125 - Oh, here it is. - Oh. 1464 01:13:59,625 --> 01:14:00,625 You're amazing. 1465 01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:02,500 Thank you. 1466 01:14:29,791 --> 01:14:32,583 ♪ This always happens When I listen to you ♪ 1467 01:14:33,166 --> 01:14:37,291 ♪ You know I was only doing What you told me to do ♪ 1468 01:14:38,333 --> 01:14:41,500 ♪ Oh, Debbie, what'd you get me into? ♪ 1469 01:14:42,416 --> 01:14:44,583 ♪ You ♪ 1470 01:14:45,250 --> 01:14:47,166 ♪ I blame it on you ♪ 1471 01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:48,916 ♪ I blame it on you ♪ 1472 01:14:49,458 --> 01:14:53,083 ♪ I blame it on you ♪ 1473 01:14:53,166 --> 01:14:55,333 ♪ I, I blame it on you ♪ 1474 01:14:55,833 --> 01:14:57,500 ♪ I blame it on you ♪ 1475 01:15:05,458 --> 01:15:06,458 Seriously... 1476 01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:09,125 you need to use your words! 1477 01:15:10,416 --> 01:15:12,083 Oh! I just remembered. 1478 01:15:12,875 --> 01:15:17,250 I have something that I need to do, like, right now. 1479 01:15:17,333 --> 01:15:20,166 Not gonna be fun, like, at all, but... 1480 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:22,333 So I'm just gonna, uh, solo mission. 1481 01:15:22,416 --> 01:15:25,541 I... I was thinking I was gonna call Alicia and see if she can watch you. 1482 01:15:26,166 --> 01:15:28,000 Sure. Whatevs. 1483 01:15:30,666 --> 01:15:33,106 Okay, you are the greatest human being that exists. I owe you. 1484 01:15:33,791 --> 01:15:35,166 Ah, don't worry about it. 1485 01:15:35,250 --> 01:15:36,416 Mimi's cooking tonight, 1486 01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:40,083 and lately all she ever makes is, uh, weird TikTok recipes. 1487 01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:41,000 Huh. 1488 01:15:41,083 --> 01:15:43,333 Some things don't need to be air-fried, you know? 1489 01:15:43,416 --> 01:15:44,416 Yeah. 1490 01:15:44,833 --> 01:15:46,833 Is that cologne? 1491 01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:48,750 No. 1492 01:15:49,166 --> 01:15:50,166 I ate a candle. 1493 01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:51,250 No, you didn't. 1494 01:15:51,875 --> 01:15:53,291 No, I didn't. 1495 01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:56,041 Seriously, thank you. 1496 01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:03,791 ♪ Who's gonna tell you when ♪ 1497 01:16:13,416 --> 01:16:14,458 What can I get you? 1498 01:16:18,083 --> 01:16:20,875 I would love... a Macallan. 1499 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,000 A double. 1500 01:16:25,666 --> 01:16:27,791 But since I don't drink anymore, 1501 01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:29,958 Pellegrino me. 1502 01:16:31,750 --> 01:16:34,000 On the rocks in a tumbler, please. 1503 01:16:46,291 --> 01:16:47,291 Hi. 1504 01:16:47,750 --> 01:16:49,291 Oh. Hi. 1505 01:16:52,166 --> 01:16:54,000 Vanessa Morton. 1506 01:16:54,083 --> 01:16:57,625 Peter Coleman. I couldn't believe it when my phone rang. 1507 01:16:58,208 --> 01:17:00,666 I... Who would've thunk you'd have the same number? 1508 01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:03,708 - I didn't change it for this exact reason. - Oh, really? 1509 01:17:03,791 --> 01:17:04,708 - Mm-hmm. - Oh. 1510 01:17:04,791 --> 01:17:06,041 How long has it been? 1511 01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:09,208 Twenty years. 1512 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:11,791 And yet I'm 30. Weird. 1513 01:17:11,875 --> 01:17:12,875 Amazing. 1514 01:17:13,333 --> 01:17:14,875 So what are you doing in town? 1515 01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:20,166 - You remember Debbie? - Of course. 1516 01:17:20,250 --> 01:17:24,625 I am here watching her kid for a while. 1517 01:17:25,458 --> 01:17:28,125 Wow! You? The rolling stone? 1518 01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:29,041 A-ha? 1519 01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:36,125 ♪ You can't go on ♪ 1520 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:38,375 ♪ Thinking ♪ 1521 01:17:39,833 --> 01:17:42,041 ♪ Nothing's wrong ♪ 1522 01:17:43,208 --> 01:17:44,583 ♪ But now ♪ 1523 01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:47,791 ♪ Who's gonna drive you home? ♪ 1524 01:17:49,041 --> 01:17:50,375 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1525 01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:52,916 - So... - Mm? 1526 01:17:53,750 --> 01:17:55,750 - Do you have kids? - Nope. 1527 01:17:55,833 --> 01:17:58,375 - No? - No kids or husband. 1528 01:18:03,666 --> 01:18:05,500 You know, it's, um... 1529 01:18:06,791 --> 01:18:08,166 It's kind of loud in here. 1530 01:18:10,291 --> 01:18:11,708 It's actually really quiet. 1531 01:18:12,625 --> 01:18:16,375 I was just thinking... You know, if you want, I live right near here. 1532 01:18:20,833 --> 01:18:22,916 I mean, I... I wanted to. 1533 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:26,833 Then... I mean, look at me. I put on the suit, I went to the bar. 1534 01:18:26,916 --> 01:18:30,083 I... I had a moment with a woman. 1535 01:18:30,166 --> 01:18:31,041 Mm. 1536 01:18:31,125 --> 01:18:34,625 And... And I was... I'm... I'm trying to be the guy, right? 1537 01:18:34,708 --> 01:18:35,958 But that guy is... 1538 01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:38,416 Where's that guy? 1539 01:18:39,833 --> 01:18:42,583 I... I don't know, but he smells terrific. 1540 01:18:42,666 --> 01:18:43,541 Thank you. 1541 01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:45,833 - Sage-y. - With a touch of oak. 1542 01:18:45,916 --> 01:18:48,166 - I didn't, uh, pick up on that. - Oh, it... it's there. 1543 01:18:48,250 --> 01:18:49,750 Can I tell you something? 1544 01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:52,166 It's a thing that I don't think I've ever said out loud. 1545 01:18:52,875 --> 01:18:54,958 - Immediately. Please. - Okay. 1546 01:18:55,041 --> 01:18:57,333 So, the night that Debbie and I... 1547 01:18:58,750 --> 01:18:59,750 spent together, 1548 01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:03,000 after, I told her to stay away from me, 1549 01:19:03,083 --> 01:19:04,083 because... 1550 01:19:04,625 --> 01:19:07,000 I... It's... And... And... And then I just... 1551 01:19:07,083 --> 01:19:10,166 I found myself thinking about her. 1552 01:19:11,166 --> 01:19:12,166 A lot. 1553 01:19:12,833 --> 01:19:15,250 So I was gonna call her and see if she... 1554 01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:18,333 Whoa. 1555 01:19:18,416 --> 01:19:22,583 But a couple days later, I saw her and Jimmy at the BevCon movie theater. 1556 01:19:22,666 --> 01:19:25,791 Oh, my God, the BevCon! I saw every movie there. 1557 01:19:25,875 --> 01:19:28,208 I saw Hunt for Red October there like eight times. 1558 01:19:28,291 --> 01:19:30,875 Yeah, anyway, the... So, when I saw them, 1559 01:19:32,083 --> 01:19:33,958 it... I... I could tell. 1560 01:19:34,500 --> 01:19:36,166 You... So I just... I let it go. 1561 01:19:38,083 --> 01:19:41,541 And then she comes to pick me up from rehab, the second time. 1562 01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:45,416 And I'd done, like, uh, therapy in there, right? 1563 01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:48,041 And so when she comes to get me, I'm on this truth kick, 1564 01:19:48,125 --> 01:19:49,291 and I'm gonna tell her 1565 01:19:50,666 --> 01:19:51,708 how I feel 1566 01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:53,500 about her. 1567 01:19:54,500 --> 01:19:57,184 So... But she was still married. And... But they didn't have a kid yet. 1568 01:19:57,208 --> 01:20:00,333 And he was away a lot. He was doing his climbing thing. 1569 01:20:00,833 --> 01:20:03,000 - What was that? - It was cl... climbing. 1570 01:20:03,083 --> 01:20:05,958 Like, his... Look, he would climb the mountains. 1571 01:20:06,041 --> 01:20:07,958 Okay, well, it looks like fishing. 1572 01:20:08,041 --> 01:20:10,041 Anyway, so I get in the car... 1573 01:20:11,458 --> 01:20:12,458 and... 1574 01:20:15,250 --> 01:20:16,666 she tells me she's pregnant. 1575 01:20:16,750 --> 01:20:18,541 Wait, is that why you left LA? 1576 01:20:19,750 --> 01:20:22,041 No! No, it was the quakes. 1577 01:20:22,125 --> 01:20:24,250 That... I'm sc... I'm scared of them. 1578 01:20:24,333 --> 01:20:26,125 Oh, right, the "scary quakes." 1579 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,333 You have to tell her. 1580 01:20:28,416 --> 01:20:30,750 What? No, I c... No! What are you... I... It's too late! 1581 01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:33,583 Dude, remember, I was at the first poker game. 1582 01:20:33,666 --> 01:20:35,666 - Yeah. - You played like shit. 1583 01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:38,041 But you took risks. What happened to that guy? 1584 01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:41,416 That guy is... 1585 01:20:42,458 --> 01:20:45,083 Drank too much, and he quit writing, 1586 01:20:45,166 --> 01:20:48,625 and he's got a friend, and she lives across the country, 1587 01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:53,208 and, most importantly, he's dated like a million women, 1588 01:20:53,291 --> 01:20:55,833 and it never lasts more than six months. 1589 01:20:55,916 --> 01:20:59,958 Why? Because he is an unknowable piece of shit. 1590 01:21:00,041 --> 01:21:03,416 No, no, it's because he has been with the wrong people. 1591 01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:05,875 - Stop telling yourself that story. - Mmm. 1592 01:21:05,958 --> 01:21:09,458 Peter! Your whole life has been leading up to this point. 1593 01:21:10,291 --> 01:21:12,500 Don't waste a second. Oh, my God. 1594 01:21:12,583 --> 01:21:14,791 I've had ten of these. I'm out of my mind. 1595 01:21:14,875 --> 01:21:16,916 I need to hop on a Peloton or something. 1596 01:21:17,458 --> 01:21:19,541 - I... - But what are you gonna do? 1597 01:21:24,166 --> 01:21:26,208 ♪ I work here all day ♪ 1598 01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:28,958 ♪ Making this hay ♪ 1599 01:21:30,125 --> 01:21:33,458 ♪ Spend a little roof time with you ♪ 1600 01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:37,416 ♪ I sit here and stew ♪ 1601 01:21:38,458 --> 01:21:40,500 ♪ Just sipping a brew ♪ 1602 01:21:42,833 --> 01:21:45,333 ♪ The only thing missing is you ♪ 1603 01:21:53,875 --> 01:21:55,583 Shit! What time is it? 1604 01:21:56,166 --> 01:21:57,166 Uh-uh. 1605 01:21:58,041 --> 01:21:59,708 Oh, my God, I'm late for my final. 1606 01:22:00,208 --> 01:22:01,208 Your what now? 1607 01:22:01,708 --> 01:22:05,833 Um, the, uh, final draft of a book that I'm editing. 1608 01:22:05,916 --> 01:22:08,166 You can show yourself out, right? Great! 1609 01:22:29,625 --> 01:22:31,125 ♪ Two, three, four ♪ 1610 01:22:33,583 --> 01:22:36,666 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1611 01:22:37,916 --> 01:22:38,916 Breakfast. 1612 01:22:39,833 --> 01:22:40,833 Raisins! 1613 01:22:41,291 --> 01:22:42,291 Oi! 1614 01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:45,250 Bam! 1615 01:22:51,208 --> 01:22:52,416 Ooh! Terrible. 1616 01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:54,500 Not bad. 1617 01:22:57,291 --> 01:22:59,833 ♪ I can stay, you can stay, LA ♪ 1618 01:23:16,666 --> 01:23:17,500 Hey! 1619 01:23:17,583 --> 01:23:20,875 Um, sorry we didn't get to talk yesterday, but... 1620 01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:23,041 Look, I just... 1621 01:23:23,125 --> 01:23:25,583 I just wanted to say thank you again. 1622 01:23:25,666 --> 01:23:27,791 I... I know... I know you don't like gratitude, 1623 01:23:27,875 --> 01:23:31,000 and "thank you's" bother you and all that, but I just... 1624 01:23:31,083 --> 01:23:34,750 Thanks to you, I got to have this amazing week. 1625 01:23:34,833 --> 01:23:36,166 And I... 1626 01:23:36,250 --> 01:23:38,875 I don't even know how I would ever repay you. 1627 01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:41,166 I'm gonna try until my dying breath. 1628 01:23:41,250 --> 01:23:45,708 But, um, anyway, I'll... Just call me anytime or I'll see you soon. 1629 01:23:45,791 --> 01:23:47,500 Oh, my God. I'll see you soon. Okay. 1630 01:23:47,583 --> 01:23:48,583 Okay. 1631 01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:52,333 Oh. 1632 01:23:56,791 --> 01:23:58,166 No. 1633 01:23:58,250 --> 01:24:01,125 Uh, okay. How much for three? 1634 01:24:03,916 --> 01:24:08,291 ♪ Oh ♪ 1635 01:24:08,958 --> 01:24:10,458 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1636 01:24:14,625 --> 01:24:16,458 ♪ Embers ♪ 1637 01:24:18,125 --> 01:24:20,375 ♪ Finding our embers ♪ 1638 01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:24,583 ♪ We were embers ♪ 1639 01:24:27,250 --> 01:24:28,833 ♪ Embers ♪ 1640 01:24:28,916 --> 01:24:30,875 ♪ We were embers ♪ 1641 01:24:30,958 --> 01:24:33,875 ♪ We were embers ♪ 1642 01:24:40,666 --> 01:24:41,541 Oh, hey. Hi. 1643 01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:43,875 - Hey, I got you! - Yeah, you got me. 1644 01:24:43,958 --> 01:24:47,083 Well, listen, I know it's your last night, I don't want to monopolize you 1645 01:24:47,166 --> 01:24:48,500 before you go home, 1646 01:24:48,583 --> 01:24:51,500 but I've got something important I'd like to talk to you about. 1647 01:24:51,583 --> 01:24:53,083 A proposal, kind of. 1648 01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:57,000 - Uh, if you are free for a drink? - Oh, um, yeah, sure. 1649 01:24:57,083 --> 01:24:58,208 Brownstone Club? 1650 01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:00,833 Great! 1651 01:25:01,875 --> 01:25:04,333 "Proposal"? Wow. 1652 01:25:04,416 --> 01:25:05,500 Wow! 1653 01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:07,166 Yeah. Well... 1654 01:25:07,250 --> 01:25:08,916 What is it? What's wrong? 1655 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:11,875 Nothing, it's just... I haven't heard from Peter. 1656 01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:14,208 Jack and I texted, but I haven't heard from Peter. 1657 01:25:14,291 --> 01:25:17,541 Okay, I can't with this mood. Look at what you've done. 1658 01:25:17,625 --> 01:25:18,708 In a measly few days, 1659 01:25:18,791 --> 01:25:22,750 you got a boring as hell but useful, I guess, degree, 1660 01:25:22,833 --> 01:25:24,500 got Peter's book published, 1661 01:25:24,583 --> 01:25:28,041 and befriended an adorable millennial, me. 1662 01:25:28,125 --> 01:25:31,750 And then Theo, the sexy cherry on top! I mean... 1663 01:25:31,833 --> 01:25:34,083 No, no, you're right. You're right. It's just... 1664 01:25:34,166 --> 01:25:36,625 It's just a little bit weird when I don't hear from him. 1665 01:25:36,708 --> 01:25:37,916 Forget Peter! 1666 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:41,083 Theo, Theo, Theo! That's who you're seeing right now. 1667 01:25:41,166 --> 01:25:43,046 Guess we don't have time to buy you a new dress. 1668 01:25:43,083 --> 01:25:45,250 Oh, no, I'm just gonna go as Debbie tonight. 1669 01:25:45,333 --> 01:25:46,375 Just regular Debbie. 1670 01:25:46,458 --> 01:25:48,041 Aww. 1671 01:25:48,125 --> 01:25:50,325 Speaking of which, I've been looking for my jean jacket. 1672 01:25:50,375 --> 01:25:52,750 - Have you seen it? - I mean, hard to say. 1673 01:25:52,833 --> 01:25:55,875 Can't really pick it out from all the other mass-market denim 1674 01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:58,041 and chambray items strewn about. 1675 01:25:58,125 --> 01:26:01,208 Also, you do know they make these things called spinners now? 1676 01:26:01,291 --> 01:26:03,625 - There's something under here. - What is it? 1677 01:26:03,708 --> 01:26:05,583 Drugs? Porn? What? 1678 01:26:06,166 --> 01:26:07,208 Oh, my God. 1679 01:26:09,375 --> 01:26:11,083 He wrote another book? 1680 01:26:11,708 --> 01:26:13,458 Real scribbler, this guy. 1681 01:26:15,166 --> 01:26:16,166 It's not a book. 1682 01:26:18,375 --> 01:26:21,208 We should definitely not open that. 1683 01:26:21,291 --> 01:26:23,811 No, yeah, here's the thing about me. I respect people's privacy. 1684 01:26:24,375 --> 01:26:27,125 Same. As my drunk mother used to always say, 1685 01:26:27,208 --> 01:26:28,750 "Mind your own business." 1686 01:26:38,291 --> 01:26:41,000 Five-star parking. All right. 1687 01:26:45,875 --> 01:26:47,208 Don't you want to... 1688 01:26:47,291 --> 01:26:49,375 I mean, tryouts start in 15 minutes, so... 1689 01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:51,000 Yeah. 1690 01:26:51,750 --> 01:26:53,291 So, what happens next? 1691 01:26:54,750 --> 01:26:57,500 Mm, like after practice? I don't know. We can get a slushie. 1692 01:26:57,583 --> 01:26:58,875 I enjoy their slushies. 1693 01:26:58,958 --> 01:26:59,958 Yeah, me too. 1694 01:27:01,041 --> 01:27:03,833 Um, no, I mean, like, with you, and me, and Mom. 1695 01:27:07,291 --> 01:27:09,125 Well, I go back to New York, and... 1696 01:27:09,208 --> 01:27:12,500 Yeah. Uh, yeah, let... Let's say that didn't happen. 1697 01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:16,166 I mean like, it just seems that we make a good team, the three of us. 1698 01:27:18,458 --> 01:27:21,833 - Wow, yeah. - Here, in LA, in our house. 1699 01:27:21,916 --> 01:27:24,000 I don't know how you guys decide this kind of stuff, 1700 01:27:24,083 --> 01:27:25,958 but that was just a thought I had. 1701 01:27:28,333 --> 01:27:30,958 I don't know how we decide this stuff either. 1702 01:27:31,041 --> 01:27:32,208 What's that look for? 1703 01:27:32,875 --> 01:27:35,666 You look like you just felt an earthquake or something. 1704 01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:38,083 Well, I better get in there. Hockey tryouts. 1705 01:27:40,250 --> 01:27:41,916 - See you in there. - Yeah. 1706 01:27:51,291 --> 01:27:52,291 Hmm. 1707 01:27:52,833 --> 01:27:54,708 Peter hates mementos. 1708 01:27:55,375 --> 01:27:58,375 So many pictures of... you. 1709 01:27:58,458 --> 01:28:00,583 And postcards I sent him? 1710 01:28:03,416 --> 01:28:05,583 Oh, the Dodger game! 1711 01:28:06,750 --> 01:28:08,791 Oh, I... I found that in Texas. 1712 01:28:08,875 --> 01:28:09,875 Yeah. 1713 01:28:10,958 --> 01:28:12,041 Wait. 1714 01:28:13,708 --> 01:28:15,916 Oh, my God. He saved it too? 1715 01:28:16,416 --> 01:28:17,250 Oh, my God. 1716 01:28:17,333 --> 01:28:21,666 This makes so much sense. Why he couldn't fall in love with me. 1717 01:28:22,333 --> 01:28:25,041 There had to be a reason. It couldn't be because of me. 1718 01:28:25,125 --> 01:28:26,125 I'm the best. 1719 01:28:28,416 --> 01:28:30,000 Do you love him too? 1720 01:28:30,083 --> 01:28:31,083 I'm... 1721 01:28:33,166 --> 01:28:34,375 I think I... 1722 01:28:34,958 --> 01:28:36,041 I feel like... 1723 01:28:36,125 --> 01:28:38,166 Okay. 1724 01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:39,958 - I'll tell you what I think. - Okay. 1725 01:28:40,041 --> 01:28:44,583 I think you fell in love with Peter that first night you hooked up. 1726 01:28:45,875 --> 01:28:47,125 What? No. 1727 01:28:47,625 --> 01:28:48,625 No, no, no. 1728 01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:52,750 That would be reckless and impractical, and I am not... 1729 01:28:52,833 --> 01:28:55,458 Human? We know. That's why you freaked out about his book 1730 01:28:55,541 --> 01:28:57,333 and ran around like a little lunatic with it? 1731 01:28:57,416 --> 01:28:58,416 No, I didn't! 1732 01:28:59,291 --> 01:29:02,166 Oh, my God, I did. Oh, my God. Yes, I did. 1733 01:29:02,250 --> 01:29:03,875 Because you're in love. You are. 1734 01:29:03,958 --> 01:29:07,083 Don't make me sing "I Am A Woman In Love" by Barbra Streisand, 'cause I will. 1735 01:29:07,166 --> 01:29:10,291 - I sang it at my nana's retirement home. - No, no, no, no, no. 1736 01:29:10,375 --> 01:29:13,125 Even if I felt like Peter and I were... 1737 01:29:13,791 --> 01:29:16,625 No, no, no. He... Peter's not interested in me like that. 1738 01:29:16,708 --> 01:29:18,108 - Um... - He let me know that night. 1739 01:29:18,166 --> 01:29:20,791 And... And over the years, just by dating women 1740 01:29:20,875 --> 01:29:24,000 who are utterly nothing like me. 1741 01:29:24,083 --> 01:29:25,083 I would just... 1742 01:29:25,791 --> 01:29:29,875 No. And I would never risk my friendship with him on the off-chance... 1743 01:29:29,958 --> 01:29:33,000 Don't you get it? All you have to do is take a chance. 1744 01:29:33,083 --> 01:29:36,625 No, see, that's what you don't get about me, is I don't take chances. 1745 01:29:36,708 --> 01:29:39,833 What I have is great, and... and... and I appreciate it, you know? 1746 01:29:39,916 --> 01:29:41,716 You get what you get, and you don't get upset. 1747 01:29:42,375 --> 01:29:44,875 And... And... that's how I live my life. 1748 01:29:44,958 --> 01:29:48,750 And... And that is how I play poker. I never draw into a straight. 1749 01:29:48,833 --> 01:29:51,291 You know what I mean? You don't, 'cause you don't play poker, 1750 01:29:51,375 --> 01:29:53,750 but I'll explain it later, at a different time. 1751 01:29:53,833 --> 01:29:55,375 But this is just... 1752 01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:57,208 This is who I am. 1753 01:29:57,291 --> 01:30:00,416 And... And... And I evaluate odds and it has kept me safe, 1754 01:30:00,500 --> 01:30:04,416 and it has kept my kid safe, and I just... I just need to be safe. 1755 01:30:05,333 --> 01:30:06,333 Yeah. 1756 01:30:07,875 --> 01:30:09,208 No, no! 1757 01:30:09,291 --> 01:30:10,291 No. No! 1758 01:30:10,791 --> 01:30:11,791 No. 1759 01:30:12,125 --> 01:30:14,333 No. Okay, I just don't understand 1760 01:30:14,416 --> 01:30:16,892 why you're not taking into consideration how I feel about this. 1761 01:30:16,916 --> 01:30:19,309 I have to... I have to go! I don't want to talk about this anymore. 1762 01:30:19,333 --> 01:30:21,291 I have to take a shower, I'm gonna go see Theo. 1763 01:30:21,375 --> 01:30:23,000 - And Peter? - Just forget about it. 1764 01:30:23,083 --> 01:30:24,375 I don't want to roll the dice. 1765 01:30:24,458 --> 01:30:27,833 If you start with another poker analogy, I will perish. 1766 01:30:28,333 --> 01:30:30,041 You do take chances, by the way. 1767 01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:31,125 I've seen it. 1768 01:30:31,875 --> 01:30:33,208 You can do this. 1769 01:30:33,750 --> 01:30:36,458 You can tell Peter how you feel. 1770 01:30:36,541 --> 01:30:37,541 You can. 1771 01:31:27,041 --> 01:31:28,750 Let's go, guys! Come on! 1772 01:31:34,375 --> 01:31:35,500 Come on, kid. 1773 01:31:35,583 --> 01:31:37,833 ♪ I don't care if you hurt me some more ♪ 1774 01:31:42,666 --> 01:31:43,875 ♪ I don't care... ♪ 1775 01:31:46,916 --> 01:31:48,208 Oh, gosh, okay! 1776 01:31:49,291 --> 01:31:50,458 Hi! 1777 01:31:50,541 --> 01:31:51,541 Hey! 1778 01:31:51,875 --> 01:31:53,416 I'm so sorry I'm late. 1779 01:31:54,458 --> 01:31:56,291 - Did you run here? - No, I'm just... 1780 01:31:57,250 --> 01:31:59,166 I'm just a little bit breathless. 1781 01:31:59,250 --> 01:32:00,958 - Well, me too. - Okay. 1782 01:32:01,541 --> 01:32:03,125 Um... 1783 01:32:03,208 --> 01:32:04,291 - Hi. - God, I... 1784 01:32:04,375 --> 01:32:07,250 I wanted to wait till appetizers, but do you mind if I just start? 1785 01:32:08,458 --> 01:32:09,458 Yeah, sure. 1786 01:32:11,125 --> 01:32:13,333 ♪ You're all I've got tonight ♪ 1787 01:32:14,958 --> 01:32:16,375 ♪ You're all I've got tonight... ♪ 1788 01:32:16,458 --> 01:32:17,750 Get in there, get in there! 1789 01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:19,583 Go, Jack! 1790 01:32:22,750 --> 01:32:23,916 Um... 1791 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:28,291 My proposal for you is that I got you an interview at Macmillan. 1792 01:32:28,875 --> 01:32:30,208 Full-time editor position. 1793 01:32:30,708 --> 01:32:32,500 They need one, you're amazing, 1794 01:32:32,583 --> 01:32:34,708 and they would be really lucky to have you. 1795 01:32:35,208 --> 01:32:36,041 Wow. 1796 01:32:36,125 --> 01:32:37,416 And the second part is... 1797 01:32:37,500 --> 01:32:40,541 is that I didn't get you an interview at... at Duncan Press. 1798 01:32:40,625 --> 01:32:45,041 And that is because I feel like we should see what you and I have... 1799 01:32:45,125 --> 01:32:46,833 are... uh, could be. 1800 01:32:48,666 --> 01:32:51,583 It's early, of course, just you shouldn't work with me 1801 01:32:51,666 --> 01:32:55,166 if we're even considering exploring that, you know? 1802 01:32:55,250 --> 01:32:57,666 And I know you had a whole life in LA. 1803 01:32:57,750 --> 01:32:59,833 You know, I don't want to get ahead of myself. 1804 01:33:00,708 --> 01:33:03,041 He says, terribly ahead of himself. 1805 01:33:03,125 --> 01:33:04,791 I... Wow. 1806 01:33:04,875 --> 01:33:06,708 I... I... I don't know what to say. 1807 01:33:06,791 --> 01:33:09,541 Yeah, it's... it's not a little bit, it's a lot. 1808 01:33:10,583 --> 01:33:11,583 It's a lot. 1809 01:33:12,708 --> 01:33:14,000 There we go, there we go. 1810 01:33:14,083 --> 01:33:17,666 Let's go, guys! Keep at it! Let's go! Let's go. 1811 01:33:17,750 --> 01:33:18,750 That's it! 1812 01:33:19,500 --> 01:33:20,500 Yes. 1813 01:33:21,625 --> 01:33:23,208 - Go! Go! - Let's get it! 1814 01:33:24,125 --> 01:33:25,416 Go, go, go! 1815 01:33:29,333 --> 01:33:31,666 Theo, you are wonderful. 1816 01:33:32,291 --> 01:33:34,958 Um, just this past week has been... 1817 01:33:36,166 --> 01:33:37,291 unreal. 1818 01:33:37,375 --> 01:33:39,000 Uh, I really... 1819 01:33:39,083 --> 01:33:42,291 The fact that you believe in me means the world to me. 1820 01:33:42,916 --> 01:33:44,708 Um, but earlier today, I... 1821 01:33:45,583 --> 01:33:48,500 I was looking for my jean jacket, and... and I was digging around, 1822 01:33:48,583 --> 01:33:50,833 and then I found this envelope, and, you know... 1823 01:33:50,916 --> 01:33:53,750 Oh, my God. This is the weirdest thing I've ever said. 1824 01:33:57,041 --> 01:34:00,416 I... I think I might be in love with somebody else. 1825 01:34:02,041 --> 01:34:02,875 - Right. - And I... 1826 01:34:02,958 --> 01:34:05,916 I know that's a crazy, crazy thing to say. 1827 01:34:06,000 --> 01:34:08,625 I mean, love's crazy. Love's the worst. 1828 01:34:09,208 --> 01:34:10,791 It's a nightmare. 1829 01:34:10,875 --> 01:34:14,708 Especially when it hits you, whoosh, just out of nowhere. 1830 01:34:23,708 --> 01:34:26,291 Back up, back up, back up. Are you all right? 1831 01:34:28,750 --> 01:34:29,750 Ow. 1832 01:34:36,291 --> 01:34:37,666 Oh. 1833 01:34:40,750 --> 01:34:42,500 - You need to get that? - Uh... I... I do. 1834 01:34:42,583 --> 01:34:44,958 - Don't worry about it. - I'm, uh... I'll be right back. 1835 01:34:47,500 --> 01:34:48,500 Hey! 1836 01:34:48,583 --> 01:34:52,083 I know that, um, we're gonna see each other tomorrow, but I wanted to... 1837 01:34:52,875 --> 01:34:53,875 Wait, what? 1838 01:34:57,666 --> 01:35:00,583 Oh, my God. What do you... What do you mean, "hockey tryouts"? 1839 01:35:01,916 --> 01:35:03,041 Oh, my God. 1840 01:35:06,125 --> 01:35:07,125 Okay. 1841 01:35:09,083 --> 01:35:11,000 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1842 01:35:11,083 --> 01:35:15,666 Ambulance got there so quick and he's with the doctor now, so... 1843 01:35:17,416 --> 01:35:20,833 Oh, here comes the doctor. I'm gonna put you on speaker. 1844 01:35:20,916 --> 01:35:22,541 Oh, my God, is he okay? 1845 01:35:22,625 --> 01:35:24,583 Uh, well, good news, he's doing great. 1846 01:35:24,666 --> 01:35:26,333 - There... There we go. - Ah! 1847 01:35:26,416 --> 01:35:29,375 He does have a touch of a headache and some nausea. 1848 01:35:30,208 --> 01:35:31,041 Okay. 1849 01:35:31,125 --> 01:35:33,291 - So we're keeping him here overnight. - Oh, my God. 1850 01:35:33,375 --> 01:35:36,916 Just to make sure he didn't sustain a concussion, improbably, 1851 01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:38,291 or another kind of hematoma. 1852 01:35:38,375 --> 01:35:39,750 Oh, my God! 1853 01:35:39,833 --> 01:35:42,625 I want to talk to him. 1854 01:35:42,708 --> 01:35:44,750 Uh, he's gonna be okay. 1855 01:35:44,833 --> 01:35:47,791 I don't want to talk to you, Peter! I want to talk to Jack! 1856 01:35:48,333 --> 01:35:49,666 Well, he's in his room. 1857 01:35:49,750 --> 01:35:52,000 Put Jack on the phone, Peter, 1858 01:35:52,083 --> 01:35:55,958 before the serious brain injury sets in and he doesn't remember who his mother is! 1859 01:35:56,666 --> 01:35:59,166 - I'm gonna... I'm gonna go. - Yeah, you should, probably. 1860 01:36:01,541 --> 01:36:04,625 Hematoma, that's, uh... That's what you want, right? 1861 01:36:04,708 --> 01:36:07,041 - No, no, no. You don't want that. - Yeah, you don't? 1862 01:36:07,125 --> 01:36:08,845 - That's... That's a bad thing. - You don't. 1863 01:36:11,083 --> 01:36:14,333 Yeah, I got... He... Yeah, he's right here. It's your mom. 1864 01:36:15,333 --> 01:36:17,666 - Hey. - Hey, honey, are you okay? 1865 01:36:17,750 --> 01:36:18,583 I'm fantastic! 1866 01:36:18,666 --> 01:36:20,458 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry I'm not there. 1867 01:36:20,541 --> 01:36:22,291 I... I... I'm coming home right now. I... 1868 01:36:22,375 --> 01:36:23,375 Mom, stop! 1869 01:36:23,833 --> 01:36:25,458 What? You're hurt, honey. 1870 01:36:25,541 --> 01:36:27,375 This was the best week of my life. 1871 01:36:27,458 --> 01:36:31,458 Me and Peter, like, we watched Alien, and drove in a convertible, 1872 01:36:31,541 --> 01:36:32,791 and I almost drank coffee. 1873 01:36:33,375 --> 01:36:36,208 W... Wait, just slow down. Ba... Back up, what? What? 1874 01:36:36,291 --> 01:36:39,541 This week I got to be a different kind of me. It was kinda great. 1875 01:36:40,500 --> 01:36:42,375 Don't be mad at Peter, okay? 1876 01:36:42,458 --> 01:36:45,375 I... I... Jack, I will deal with Peter separately. 1877 01:36:45,458 --> 01:36:47,916 And guess what? I made the hockey team! 1878 01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:51,166 Okay, well, we're gonna have to discuss that when I get home. 1879 01:36:51,250 --> 01:36:53,541 No! I want to talk about it now. 1880 01:36:53,625 --> 01:36:56,333 I want to do it. I want you to let me. 1881 01:36:56,416 --> 01:36:58,500 Look, I know you're afraid of stuff. 1882 01:36:58,583 --> 01:37:01,625 Sometimes, I am too, but I don't want that for us anymore. 1883 01:37:02,833 --> 01:37:05,000 - Oh, okay. Um... - Anyway, love you, Mom. 1884 01:37:05,083 --> 01:37:08,000 - I gotta go, my friends are here. - Dude, you wiped out! 1885 01:37:08,083 --> 01:37:09,500 - We were there! - It was epic! 1886 01:37:09,583 --> 01:37:13,041 It was super sick. Like, I remember getting tied up and, like, hooked. 1887 01:37:13,125 --> 01:37:16,708 - Like, this guy crashed into me and then... - See? That's... He's fine. 1888 01:37:16,791 --> 01:37:20,208 Well, and the... And, look, I'm genuinely sorry that I didn't... 1889 01:37:20,291 --> 01:37:21,541 Is Alicia there? 1890 01:37:23,000 --> 01:37:24,333 Yeah, yeah. She's right here, 1891 01:37:24,416 --> 01:37:26,458 and... and I'm gonna be here when you get back. 1892 01:37:26,541 --> 01:37:28,708 Please don't be. I'm coming home right now. 1893 01:37:28,791 --> 01:37:29,958 Please just go. 1894 01:37:31,166 --> 01:37:33,000 - But... - Peter, just go! 1895 01:37:36,916 --> 01:37:39,375 - Jack's had an emergency. He's hurt. - Is he okay? 1896 01:37:39,458 --> 01:37:41,750 I don't know. I have to go. 1897 01:37:41,833 --> 01:37:42,958 Theo, you're... 1898 01:37:46,166 --> 01:37:47,291 You know what you are. 1899 01:37:49,375 --> 01:37:50,375 You too. 1900 01:38:36,125 --> 01:38:37,125 Oh! Sorry. 1901 01:38:40,291 --> 01:38:43,583 I just landed in LA and I'm going straight to the hospital. 1902 01:38:43,666 --> 01:38:45,000 - He's not there. - What? 1903 01:38:45,083 --> 01:38:47,333 He's at home with Alicia and he's fine. 1904 01:38:47,416 --> 01:38:52,291 But I tried to call you a million times. I'm sorry, okay? I screwed up. 1905 01:38:52,375 --> 01:38:55,166 I should have told you before he tried out. 1906 01:38:55,250 --> 01:38:56,166 You think? 1907 01:38:56,250 --> 01:38:59,041 Look, I thought I was giving him what he needed! 1908 01:38:59,125 --> 01:39:01,291 - What? A hematoma? - Hi, by the way. 1909 01:39:02,375 --> 01:39:03,625 - What? - I'm over here. 1910 01:39:04,291 --> 01:39:07,375 - What are you doing here? - I'm going. You told me to go. 1911 01:39:07,458 --> 01:39:08,333 Well, good. 1912 01:39:08,416 --> 01:39:09,583 I should have told you, 1913 01:39:09,666 --> 01:39:12,375 but there's some shit that you should have told me too. 1914 01:39:12,458 --> 01:39:14,791 Oh, no, no, you don't get to turn this around. 1915 01:39:14,875 --> 01:39:16,708 - I talked to Minka. - Yeah? 1916 01:39:16,791 --> 01:39:19,625 She told me about the book. What you did is insane! 1917 01:39:19,708 --> 01:39:22,434 - Look, I was gonna tell you about the... - Oh, there's other stuff too. 1918 01:39:22,458 --> 01:39:25,791 How about Zen? And what about Theo? As in, "Oh, Theo!" 1919 01:39:25,875 --> 01:39:29,625 - Hold on. How do you know about that? - There's a camera in my apartment. 1920 01:39:30,125 --> 01:39:32,250 You watched me and Theo? 1921 01:39:32,333 --> 01:39:34,500 Only long enough to want to poke my eyes out! 1922 01:39:34,583 --> 01:39:36,500 What happened to, "I'm done with all of that?" 1923 01:39:36,583 --> 01:39:38,791 Well, I'm a person, Peter, I'm not a rock. 1924 01:39:38,875 --> 01:39:40,958 That's literally what you said! 1925 01:39:41,041 --> 01:39:42,791 "My heart is a cold, hard stone." 1926 01:39:42,875 --> 01:39:45,476 Okay, okay, well... And you talking about somebody's personal life? 1927 01:39:45,500 --> 01:39:46,708 Oh, okay. Here we go. 1928 01:39:46,791 --> 01:39:48,916 I gave you my kid. 1929 01:39:49,541 --> 01:39:51,416 He is my whole life! 1930 01:39:52,000 --> 01:39:54,166 Which is maybe a problem. 1931 01:39:56,666 --> 01:39:57,666 Wow. 1932 01:39:58,291 --> 01:39:59,541 I cannot believe you. 1933 01:40:00,125 --> 01:40:01,416 You know what? 1934 01:40:02,791 --> 01:40:06,666 You always said you were a piece of shit. Well, maybe you were right! 1935 01:40:10,041 --> 01:40:13,125 - That was really fucking mean. - Okay, well, you... 1936 01:40:13,208 --> 01:40:16,958 What? I dropped my life to come help you? Is that what I did wrong? 1937 01:40:17,041 --> 01:40:19,583 You're unbelievable! Unbelievable! 1938 01:40:20,541 --> 01:40:22,250 Oh, shit! 1939 01:40:43,083 --> 01:40:44,666 Wait! Wait, don't... 1940 01:40:45,416 --> 01:40:46,458 Hold on a second. 1941 01:40:50,375 --> 01:40:53,333 - I'm so mad at... - What the hell is wrong with you? 1942 01:40:54,333 --> 01:40:56,708 - You went through my things? - Why didn't you tell me? 1943 01:40:57,458 --> 01:40:59,958 Why didn't you say anything? 1944 01:41:00,041 --> 01:41:01,583 Why did you let so much time go by? 1945 01:41:01,666 --> 01:41:04,208 - Be... Because I was scared! - Scared of what? 1946 01:41:04,291 --> 01:41:07,000 - Scared that I'm not good enough for you! - Oh! 1947 01:41:07,083 --> 01:41:10,708 Scared that you're gonna reject me if I tell you how I feel. 1948 01:41:10,791 --> 01:41:12,083 Well, just tell me how you feel! 1949 01:41:12,166 --> 01:41:13,791 You know how I feel! 1950 01:41:14,875 --> 01:41:17,500 Wait, what? That, what, you're in love with me or something? 1951 01:41:17,583 --> 01:41:19,041 No! 1952 01:41:19,125 --> 01:41:25,208 Debbie, I am madly, deeply, overwhelmingly in love with you. 1953 01:41:26,583 --> 01:41:28,500 And I have been since the moment I met you. 1954 01:41:32,666 --> 01:41:34,750 Well, you could have said something. 1955 01:41:34,833 --> 01:41:36,375 We talk every day. 1956 01:41:38,958 --> 01:41:40,250 Well, now what are we gonna do? 1957 01:41:40,333 --> 01:41:42,541 I thought we were gonna be friends forever. 1958 01:41:42,625 --> 01:41:43,875 - We're not? - No. 1959 01:41:45,333 --> 01:41:47,500 We're not gonna be friends anymore, Debbie. 1960 01:42:17,250 --> 01:42:19,916 - So you're gonna be a published author! - That's... Yeah. 1961 01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:22,291 And you're gonna be a fancy editor. 1962 01:42:22,375 --> 01:42:24,333 - So weird. - Big time. 1963 01:42:24,416 --> 01:42:26,833 - Can't wait to see Jack. - Oh, my God. He's gonna freak out. 1964 01:42:26,916 --> 01:42:28,559 - He's gonna be so excited. - Wait a second. 1965 01:42:28,583 --> 01:42:31,416 Are we gonna be hand-holders? 1966 01:42:31,500 --> 01:42:34,750 - I've never seen you hold a human's hand. - I don't hold hands! 1967 01:42:34,833 --> 01:42:35,833 Yeah! 1968 01:42:36,416 --> 01:42:40,250 - But it... it feels kind of... good. - What about this one? 1969 01:42:41,083 --> 01:42:43,791 - Yeah. I think we're hand-holders. - Mmm! 1970 01:42:43,875 --> 01:42:46,208 - Oh! Look at us. - I think we are. 1971 01:42:47,666 --> 01:42:49,458 Okay, there he is. That's our Uber. 1972 01:42:50,208 --> 01:42:51,333 All right. 1973 01:42:54,708 --> 01:42:56,083 So, what happens next? 1974 01:42:59,500 --> 01:43:01,750 ♪ Well, you might think I'm crazy ♪ 1975 01:43:03,083 --> 01:43:05,041 ♪ To hang around with you ♪ 1976 01:43:06,375 --> 01:43:08,791 ♪ And maybe you think I'm lucky ♪ 1977 01:43:10,208 --> 01:43:12,333 ♪ To have something to do ♪ 1978 01:43:13,291 --> 01:43:16,416 ♪ But I think that you're wild ♪ 1979 01:43:17,125 --> 01:43:19,958 ♪ Inside me is some child ♪ 1980 01:43:20,958 --> 01:43:23,500 ♪ You might think I'm foolish ♪ 1981 01:43:24,375 --> 01:43:26,750 ♪ Or maybe it's untrue ♪ 1982 01:43:27,250 --> 01:43:28,083 ♪ You might think ♪ 1983 01:43:28,166 --> 01:43:30,333 ♪ You might think I'm crazy ♪ 1984 01:43:30,416 --> 01:43:31,583 ♪ All I want ♪ 1985 01:43:31,666 --> 01:43:33,875 ♪ But all I want is you ♪ 1986 01:43:36,625 --> 01:43:39,291 ♪ Oh, I think that you're wild ♪ 1987 01:43:40,416 --> 01:43:43,208 ♪ And so uniquely styled ♪ 1988 01:43:44,208 --> 01:43:46,625 ♪ You might think it's foolish ♪ 1989 01:43:47,541 --> 01:43:49,958 ♪ This chancy rendezvous ♪ 1990 01:43:50,458 --> 01:43:51,375 ♪ You might think ♪ 1991 01:43:51,458 --> 01:43:53,583 ♪ You might think I'm crazy ♪ 1992 01:43:53,666 --> 01:43:54,916 ♪ All I want ♪ 1993 01:43:55,000 --> 01:43:57,041 ♪ All I want is you ♪ 1994 01:43:57,791 --> 01:43:58,916 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 1995 01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:00,750 ♪ All I want is you ♪ 1996 01:44:00,833 --> 01:44:05,250 - ♪ All I want is you ♪ - ♪ All I want is you ♪ 1997 01:44:16,791 --> 01:44:18,541 ♪ I was the one ♪ 1998 01:44:18,625 --> 01:44:20,958 ♪ Who rode in the cab that day ♪ 1999 01:44:21,041 --> 01:44:24,916 ♪ Thought I was lost In the lights on the grid ♪ 2000 01:44:25,000 --> 01:44:28,666 ♪ I nearly missed something I didn't see ♪ 2001 01:44:29,208 --> 01:44:32,416 ♪ A chemistry without a recipe ♪ 2002 01:44:33,416 --> 01:44:35,375 ♪ Was I wrong? ♪ 2003 01:44:35,458 --> 01:44:37,458 ♪ Like nothing was there ♪ 2004 01:44:37,541 --> 01:44:39,500 ♪ Was it there all along? ♪ 2005 01:44:39,583 --> 01:44:42,250 ♪ And just needed some air ♪ 2006 01:44:42,333 --> 01:44:46,416 ♪ Walk in a room and can't remember Why you're standing there ♪ 2007 01:44:46,500 --> 01:44:50,291 ♪ Lost in a memory Just staring at an empty chair ♪ 2008 01:44:50,833 --> 01:44:54,875 ♪ There was a fire But it faded in the afterglow ♪ 2009 01:44:54,958 --> 01:44:58,666 ♪ We took the air out And now the flame is burning low ♪ 2010 01:44:58,750 --> 01:44:59,875 ♪ Ember ♪ 2011 01:45:02,333 --> 01:45:04,375 ♪ We were embers ♪ 2012 01:45:07,125 --> 01:45:08,708 ♪ Embers ♪ 2013 01:45:10,708 --> 01:45:13,250 ♪ We were embers ♪ 2014 01:45:15,541 --> 01:45:17,541 ♪ When I first lost you ♪ 2015 01:45:17,625 --> 01:45:20,000 ♪ I tried to move on from it ♪ 2016 01:45:20,083 --> 01:45:23,750 ♪ We grew apart and I wanted to call ♪ 2017 01:45:23,833 --> 01:45:25,666 ♪ But I lost your number ♪ 2018 01:45:25,750 --> 01:45:28,000 ♪ For what felt like forever ♪ 2019 01:45:28,083 --> 01:45:30,041 ♪ I wanted to tell you ♪ 2020 01:45:31,208 --> 01:45:32,666 ♪ I ended up with you ♪ 2021 01:45:32,750 --> 01:45:34,333 ♪ Was I wrong? ♪ 2022 01:45:34,416 --> 01:45:36,458 ♪ Like nothing was there ♪ 2023 01:45:36,541 --> 01:45:38,375 ♪ Was it there all along? ♪ 2024 01:45:38,458 --> 01:45:41,166 ♪ And just needed some air ♪ 2025 01:45:41,250 --> 01:45:45,416 ♪ Walk in a room and can't remember Why you're standing there ♪ 2026 01:45:45,500 --> 01:45:49,666 ♪ Lost in a memory Just staring at an empty chair ♪ 2027 01:45:49,750 --> 01:45:53,833 ♪ There was a fire But it faded in the afterglow ♪ 2028 01:45:53,916 --> 01:45:57,666 ♪ We took the air out And now the flame is burning low ♪ 2029 01:45:58,166 --> 01:46:02,083 ♪ Walk in a room and can't remember Why you're standing there ♪ 2030 01:46:02,166 --> 01:46:06,458 ♪ When you're lost in a memory Just staring at an empty chair ♪ 2031 01:46:06,541 --> 01:46:10,666 ♪ There was a fire But it faded in the afterglow ♪ 2032 01:46:10,750 --> 01:46:14,458 ♪ We took the air out And now the flame is burning low ♪ 2033 01:46:14,541 --> 01:46:15,916 ♪ Embers ♪ 2034 01:46:18,083 --> 01:46:20,250 ♪ We were embers ♪ 2035 01:46:22,875 --> 01:46:24,625 ♪ Embers ♪ 2036 01:46:24,708 --> 01:46:26,458 ♪ We were embers ♪ 2037 01:46:26,541 --> 01:46:29,500 ♪ We were embers ♪ 2038 01:48:18,750 --> 01:48:23,125 ♪ I was the one Who rode in the cab that day ♪ 2039 01:48:23,208 --> 01:48:26,708 ♪ Thought I was lost In the lights on the grid ♪ 2040 01:48:27,375 --> 01:48:30,916 ♪ I nearly missed something I didn't see ♪ 2041 01:48:31,541 --> 01:48:35,125 ♪ A chemistry without a recipe ♪ 2042 01:48:35,958 --> 01:48:37,708 ♪ Was I wrong? ♪ 2043 01:48:37,791 --> 01:48:39,791 ♪ Like nothing was there ♪ 2044 01:48:39,875 --> 01:48:41,708 ♪ Or was it there all along? ♪ 2045 01:48:41,791 --> 01:48:44,416 ♪ Just needed some air ♪ 2046 01:48:44,500 --> 01:48:48,416 ♪ Walk in a room and can't remember Why you're standing there ♪ 2047 01:48:48,500 --> 01:48:52,500 ♪ Lost in a memory Just staring at an empty chair ♪ 2048 01:48:52,583 --> 01:48:56,500 ♪ There was a fire But it faded in the afterglow ♪ 2049 01:48:56,583 --> 01:49:00,458 ♪ We took the air out And now the flame is burning low ♪ 2050 01:49:00,541 --> 01:49:02,000 ♪ Embers ♪ 2051 01:49:03,833 --> 01:49:07,583 ♪ We were embers ♪ 2052 01:49:08,500 --> 01:49:11,125 ♪ Embers ♪ 2053 01:49:12,208 --> 01:49:16,500 ♪ We were embers ♪ 159150