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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,587 --> 00:00:50,047 Mommy and Daddy will be right next to you. 2 00:00:50,048 --> 00:00:51,590 The lights will go down. 3 00:00:51,591 --> 00:00:54,260 There may be some organ music as the curtain opens. 4 00:00:54,261 --> 00:00:55,511 Don't be scared. 5 00:00:55,512 --> 00:00:57,430 It'll be dark in there, you said. 6 00:00:57,431 --> 00:00:59,557 - I don't want to go in. - But it's fun. 7 00:00:59,558 --> 00:01:01,309 All week, you've been so excited. 8 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:02,935 Your first ever movie. 9 00:01:02,936 --> 00:01:05,646 - And the people are gigantic. - What people? 10 00:01:05,647 --> 00:01:08,274 You said the people in the movie are gigantic. 11 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:10,026 Oh, because of the big screen they're on, 12 00:01:10,027 --> 00:01:11,902 but they're not real, uh, right? 13 00:01:11,903 --> 00:01:14,947 - They're like dreams. - Dreams are scary. 14 00:01:14,948 --> 00:01:18,451 Some dreams are, but this is gonna be a nice dream. 15 00:01:18,452 --> 00:01:21,912 About a circus and clowns and acrobats and, um... 16 00:01:21,913 --> 00:01:23,414 You want to know how it works? 17 00:01:23,415 --> 00:01:25,458 There's a big machine called a projector. 18 00:01:25,459 --> 00:01:27,251 Inside, there's a big bright light, 19 00:01:27,252 --> 00:01:28,794 and it projects photographs 20 00:01:28,795 --> 00:01:30,963 - of-of clowns and acrobats. - And elephants. 21 00:01:30,964 --> 00:01:33,424 - Uh, "projecting" means it sends them out. - Happy things. 22 00:01:33,425 --> 00:01:35,718 Happy things like light from a huge flashlight. 23 00:01:35,719 --> 00:01:38,554 But these photographs move past the light really fast. 24 00:01:38,555 --> 00:01:40,473 24 photos in every second. 25 00:01:40,474 --> 00:01:42,058 Now, in your brain, 26 00:01:42,059 --> 00:01:44,685 each photograph stays for about a 15th of a second. 27 00:01:44,686 --> 00:01:47,229 That's called persistence of vision. 28 00:01:47,230 --> 00:01:48,856 The photographs move past 29 00:01:48,857 --> 00:01:50,691 faster than your brain can let go of them, 30 00:01:50,692 --> 00:01:52,693 and that's how the movie projector tricks us 31 00:01:52,694 --> 00:01:56,072 into believing that motionless pictures are moving. 32 00:01:56,073 --> 00:01:58,741 A motion picture. 33 00:01:58,742 --> 00:02:03,079 Movies are dreams, doll, that you never forget. 34 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,288 You just wait and see. 35 00:02:04,289 --> 00:02:05,664 When it's over, you're gonna have 36 00:02:05,665 --> 00:02:07,708 the biggest, sloppiest smile on your face. 37 00:02:07,709 --> 00:02:09,710 They're letting us in. 38 00:02:23,850 --> 00:02:26,018 Wait till the engines pass. 39 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:42,452 Unlock the door. 40 00:02:45,455 --> 00:02:47,123 Pass it down. 41 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:52,211 - What's that? - Second section. 42 00:02:54,297 --> 00:02:57,049 Angel. She's on that train. 43 00:02:57,050 --> 00:02:59,051 So what? We got the dough. Let's get out of here. 44 00:02:59,052 --> 00:03:01,595 Lights. I must turn the lights down the track. 45 00:03:01,596 --> 00:03:03,389 You crazy lunkhead. Give me that wheel. 46 00:03:03,390 --> 00:03:06,142 We are going to-- down the track! 47 00:03:08,228 --> 00:03:10,479 The train! Stop the train! 48 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,231 Stop the train! 49 00:03:13,608 --> 00:03:16,235 Stop! Can't you see the lights?! 50 00:03:16,236 --> 00:03:17,529 Stop! 51 00:03:19,489 --> 00:03:21,073 First section! Hold it! 52 00:03:21,074 --> 00:03:24,786 Angel! Angel! 53 00:03:47,184 --> 00:03:49,436 What was your favorite part? 54 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,358 Sammy, what do you want for Hanukkah? 55 00:03:56,359 --> 00:03:58,736 I told you this wasn't a good idea, 56 00:03:58,737 --> 00:04:01,614 what with all of his A-N-X-I-E-T-I-E-S. 57 00:04:01,615 --> 00:04:03,657 Kids his age have big I-M-A-G-I-N-A-T-I-O-N-S. 58 00:04:03,658 --> 00:04:07,579 No fair spelling out the long words. 59 00:04:10,707 --> 00:04:12,333 The lights change how everything looks. 60 00:04:12,334 --> 00:04:13,751 It's hard to find our house. 61 00:04:13,752 --> 00:04:16,295 Ours is the dark house with no lights. 62 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:29,225 That's what I want for Hanukkah. 63 00:04:29,226 --> 00:04:31,143 - What? - Christmas lights! 64 00:04:32,479 --> 00:04:33,771 Sorry, dolly. 65 00:04:33,772 --> 00:04:36,148 Jews don't get Christmas lights. 66 00:04:36,149 --> 00:04:37,983 Eight nights of candlelight. 67 00:04:37,984 --> 00:04:41,529 ♪ Who could ask for anything more? ♪ 68 00:04:41,530 --> 00:04:45,116 ♪ Who could ask for anything more? ♪ 69 00:04:45,867 --> 00:04:49,036 Can I sleep with the oscilloscope? 70 00:05:02,717 --> 00:05:04,718 Get going. We got to burn rubber. 71 00:05:04,719 --> 00:05:06,053 - What's that? - Second section. 72 00:05:06,054 --> 00:05:07,680 Angel. She's on that train. 73 00:05:07,681 --> 00:05:09,098 The lights. 74 00:05:09,099 --> 00:05:10,641 I must turn the lights down the track. 75 00:05:10,642 --> 00:05:11,684 Stop the train! 76 00:05:11,685 --> 00:05:12,893 Stop the train! 77 00:05:12,894 --> 00:05:14,645 Angel! 78 00:05:16,815 --> 00:05:20,485 Mommy! Mommy! 79 00:05:22,362 --> 00:05:24,321 I know what I want for Hanukkah! 80 00:05:24,322 --> 00:05:26,365 I know what I want for Hanukkah! 81 00:05:37,877 --> 00:05:39,461 ...Hanukkah! 82 00:05:41,256 --> 00:05:43,048 Thank you! 83 00:05:46,386 --> 00:05:47,970 Sammy. 84 00:05:47,971 --> 00:05:50,222 - Oh, my God. - Whoa. 85 00:05:50,223 --> 00:05:52,058 I'm so excited. 86 00:05:58,315 --> 00:06:02,067 ♪ Down by the station early in the morning ♪ 87 00:06:02,068 --> 00:06:05,946 ♪ See the little pufferbellies all in a row ♪ 88 00:06:05,947 --> 00:06:09,450 ♪ See the stationmaster pull the little handle ♪ 89 00:06:09,451 --> 00:06:11,577 ♪ Puff, puff, toot, toot ♪ 90 00:06:11,578 --> 00:06:13,871 ♪ Off they go ♪ 91 00:06:13,872 --> 00:06:17,124 ♪ Down by the station early in the morning ♪ 92 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:21,920 ♪ See the shiny train cars all in a row ♪ 93 00:06:21,921 --> 00:06:25,674 ♪ Waiting to get hitched up and go on their adventure ♪ 94 00:06:25,675 --> 00:06:27,593 ♪ Puff, puff, toot, toot ♪ 95 00:06:27,594 --> 00:06:30,262 ♪ Off they go. ♪ 96 00:06:30,263 --> 00:06:33,766 Okay, so the outside grounds, the middle conducts the power, 97 00:06:33,767 --> 00:06:36,101 and these two metal wheels under the engine 98 00:06:36,102 --> 00:06:37,645 complete the circuit. 99 00:06:37,646 --> 00:06:40,773 So, new, Mr. Engineer? 100 00:06:40,774 --> 00:06:43,442 RCA gave you a raise? 101 00:06:43,443 --> 00:06:46,070 That is one expensive trolley car. 102 00:06:46,071 --> 00:06:47,946 It's not a trolley car. It's a Lionel train. 103 00:06:47,947 --> 00:06:50,074 No raises for the computer guys this year. 104 00:06:50,075 --> 00:06:51,158 Next year, maybe. 105 00:06:51,159 --> 00:06:52,618 Your moonlighting son is paying for it 106 00:06:52,619 --> 00:06:54,828 by filling up my house with broken TVs. 107 00:06:54,829 --> 00:06:57,289 Repair work, that's how. 108 00:06:57,290 --> 00:07:00,459 Oy, careful he doesn't electrocute himself. 109 00:07:02,712 --> 00:07:04,338 - Hold on. - You're okay. 110 00:07:04,339 --> 00:07:06,924 You're not taking that fancy train to Florida without me. 111 00:07:06,925 --> 00:07:08,592 Hey, look. 112 00:07:08,593 --> 00:07:10,719 She's down on the floor. 113 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,721 Who's gonna help her up? 114 00:07:12,722 --> 00:07:14,306 Who says I'm getting up? 115 00:07:14,307 --> 00:07:18,102 I'm going to Miami on the Sammy Limited. 116 00:07:18,103 --> 00:07:19,979 Go ahead. 117 00:07:21,690 --> 00:07:23,148 Ooh. 118 00:08:30,884 --> 00:08:32,634 I precisely engineer toys. 119 00:08:32,635 --> 00:08:34,136 You can play with them 120 00:08:34,137 --> 00:08:35,512 when you've learned to treat them with respect. 121 00:08:35,513 --> 00:08:37,806 I do respect them. I love them. 122 00:08:37,807 --> 00:08:39,641 I know you do, but you can't just love something. 123 00:08:39,642 --> 00:08:42,312 You also have to take care of it, right? 124 00:08:46,524 --> 00:08:49,569 Maybe we can play together with them this weekend. 125 00:08:57,660 --> 00:09:00,163 But I need to see them crash. 126 00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:05,209 I don't understand. 127 00:09:05,210 --> 00:09:07,921 Why does he need to see them crash? 128 00:09:12,091 --> 00:09:13,258 It's late. 129 00:09:13,259 --> 00:09:14,802 You don't want to shut your light? 130 00:09:14,803 --> 00:09:15,969 Mmm. In a minute. 131 00:09:15,970 --> 00:09:18,597 I'm still wide-awake. 132 00:09:18,598 --> 00:09:21,099 You see these descending notes? 133 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:23,727 That's called a lament bass. 134 00:09:26,523 --> 00:09:29,274 You should play it on the radio on that arts program. 135 00:09:29,275 --> 00:09:31,151 - Oh. - They keep asking you to go back. 136 00:09:31,152 --> 00:09:32,945 I don't have time for that. Mmm. 137 00:09:32,946 --> 00:09:34,822 Well, we can hire a sitter. 138 00:09:34,823 --> 00:09:36,114 Who can afford that? Forget it. 139 00:09:36,115 --> 00:09:38,325 That was another life. 140 00:09:38,326 --> 00:09:40,620 That was two kids ago. 141 00:09:45,834 --> 00:09:49,003 You know what I miss most about the piano? 142 00:09:50,839 --> 00:09:54,008 Surrendering to the score. 143 00:09:55,802 --> 00:09:58,637 Knowing Bach is gonna tell you how-- 144 00:09:58,638 --> 00:10:01,056 First this note, then this chord, 145 00:10:01,057 --> 00:10:05,644 then you open your hand, you stretch down an octave... 146 00:10:15,071 --> 00:10:19,117 Making a little world you can be safe and happy in. 147 00:10:25,915 --> 00:10:27,417 Thank you. 148 00:10:36,050 --> 00:10:39,679 That's why he needs to watch them crash. 149 00:10:41,014 --> 00:10:45,226 He's trying to get some kind of control over it. 150 00:10:51,816 --> 00:10:53,443 Sammy? 151 00:10:54,527 --> 00:10:58,071 We're going to use Daddy's camera to film it. 152 00:10:58,072 --> 00:11:00,324 Only crash the train once, okay? 153 00:11:00,325 --> 00:11:02,034 Then, after we get the film developed, 154 00:11:02,035 --> 00:11:03,535 you can watch it crash over and over 155 00:11:03,536 --> 00:11:05,871 till it's not so scary anymore. 156 00:11:05,872 --> 00:11:08,458 And your real train won't ever get broken. 157 00:11:10,627 --> 00:11:13,462 One more thing, dolly. 158 00:11:13,463 --> 00:11:16,089 Let's not tell your father. 159 00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:19,427 It'll be our secret movie, just yours and mine. 160 00:11:21,387 --> 00:11:23,431 - Okay? - Okay. 161 00:11:24,390 --> 00:11:25,807 Sorry I'm late. 162 00:11:25,808 --> 00:11:27,851 I picked up Ms. Moynahan's Motorola. 163 00:11:27,852 --> 00:11:29,394 There's no room left in the workshop. 164 00:11:29,395 --> 00:11:31,396 - Where should I put it? - The living room, I guess? 165 00:11:31,397 --> 00:11:33,231 Okay. 166 00:11:33,232 --> 00:11:36,109 Hey, uh, sorry I'm late. I picked up Mrs. Fabelman. 167 00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:37,402 Where should I put her? 168 00:11:39,197 --> 00:11:41,490 Ow! Ow, ow, ow. 169 00:11:41,491 --> 00:11:43,825 - Did the mail come? - It's on the table. 170 00:11:46,245 --> 00:11:47,830 Cossack. 171 00:12:05,890 --> 00:12:07,934 - This is brisket? - My movie! 172 00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:11,770 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 173 00:12:11,771 --> 00:12:13,356 After supper. 174 00:12:14,232 --> 00:12:16,233 The amount of magnetism is increased by 175 00:12:16,234 --> 00:12:18,485 how magnetically permeable the core material is. 176 00:12:18,486 --> 00:12:20,946 The tricky thing is how permeable we can make it. 177 00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:23,407 Am I supposed to be following any of this? 178 00:12:23,408 --> 00:12:25,951 You know what a magnetic field is, right? 179 00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:28,996 Uh, yeah. Well, sure. I mean, it... 180 00:12:28,997 --> 00:12:31,206 Sammy, do you know what a magnetic field is? 181 00:12:31,207 --> 00:12:32,958 - Can I be excused? - Nope. 182 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,793 But I need to, just for a minute. 183 00:12:34,794 --> 00:12:36,461 - What's so urgent? - Honey. 184 00:12:36,462 --> 00:12:38,296 This tastes funny, Burt. 185 00:12:38,297 --> 00:12:40,549 It tastes funny on a plastic fork. 186 00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:43,635 - Ma. - Is she saving the silverware 187 00:12:43,636 --> 00:12:45,846 for when the Eisenhowers drop by? 188 00:12:45,847 --> 00:12:47,472 The problem is we're using vacuum tubes, 189 00:12:47,473 --> 00:12:49,307 not transistors, and magnetic cores 190 00:12:49,308 --> 00:12:52,144 - to try to access memory... - 35,000 magnetic cores. 191 00:12:52,145 --> 00:12:53,979 Hey, Sam, you know on your father's camera 192 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:55,230 when the film runs out? 193 00:12:55,231 --> 00:12:56,815 When that happens, what do you do? 194 00:12:56,816 --> 00:12:58,650 - Load more film. - The same with computers. 195 00:12:58,651 --> 00:13:00,652 You have to load more tape, and that slows everything down... 196 00:13:00,653 --> 00:13:02,487 Mitz, the chopped liver was beyond belief. 197 00:13:02,488 --> 00:13:04,281 ...load it with data, 198 00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:06,450 and instead of changing tapes every ten seconds, 199 00:13:06,451 --> 00:13:08,160 this new machine he's engineering... 200 00:13:08,161 --> 00:13:10,620 - The BIZMAC! - The BIZMAC! 201 00:13:10,621 --> 00:13:12,622 It can search for information 202 00:13:12,623 --> 00:13:13,915 through all these tapes at once. 203 00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:15,167 You never need to change any of them. 204 00:13:15,168 --> 00:13:16,293 It'll be ten times faster. 205 00:13:16,294 --> 00:13:19,296 I love Burt's brain. 206 00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:22,507 Especially when you're around to explain what's in it. 207 00:13:26,804 --> 00:13:28,055 Mom, I have to go upstairs now. 208 00:13:28,056 --> 00:13:29,765 Not until you've finished eating. 209 00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:30,891 He cleaned his plate. 210 00:13:30,892 --> 00:13:32,350 No, he didn't. 211 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,020 Sammy. 212 00:13:35,021 --> 00:13:36,938 Hey, Natalie, I think there's something under your plate. 213 00:13:36,939 --> 00:13:38,148 - Sammy. - No, there isn't. 214 00:13:38,149 --> 00:13:39,108 Lift it up and check. 215 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:40,485 I saw it moving. 216 00:13:49,368 --> 00:13:50,702 Licorice. 217 00:13:50,703 --> 00:13:52,954 If there's anything I'm a sucker for, 218 00:13:52,955 --> 00:13:53,955 it's licorice. 219 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:59,086 Uncle Bennie, that was so disgusting! 220 00:13:59,087 --> 00:14:02,172 - No, no! - Natalie, he is not your uncle. 221 00:14:02,173 --> 00:14:04,591 Also, he is not that funny. 222 00:14:04,592 --> 00:14:07,719 Oh, "uncle" is a term of affection. 223 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,347 Natalie, he's not related. 224 00:14:10,348 --> 00:14:15,227 He's only always here because he works for my son. 225 00:14:15,228 --> 00:14:18,146 He's only always here because he's my best friend. 226 00:14:18,147 --> 00:14:20,398 And deep down inside you, Mrs. Fabelman, 227 00:14:20,399 --> 00:14:22,526 admit it, I'm your friend, too. 228 00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:26,446 Deep down inside of me is none of your business. 229 00:14:27,573 --> 00:14:29,032 Sid Caesar's on tonight. 230 00:14:29,033 --> 00:14:31,077 Help me. 231 00:14:31,911 --> 00:14:33,578 - Natalie, get that corner. - What? 232 00:14:33,579 --> 00:14:34,996 Get the corner. Get the corner. 233 00:14:34,997 --> 00:14:36,748 Can I help you take it out? 234 00:14:56,435 --> 00:14:58,312 Sammy. 235 00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:39,477 I had to crash it a whole lot of times, 236 00:15:39,478 --> 00:15:42,606 - but the train never got hurt. - Golly. 237 00:15:44,609 --> 00:15:46,818 I thought that was The Greatest Show on Earth. 238 00:15:46,819 --> 00:15:51,740 Oh, more, more, more, more, more. 239 00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:54,451 Head back. Open. 240 00:15:54,452 --> 00:15:57,245 - Ah. - Candy corn in. 241 00:15:57,246 --> 00:15:59,664 Say, "Ah." 242 00:15:59,665 --> 00:16:01,292 Head back. 243 00:16:02,168 --> 00:16:05,170 Ketchup. Okay. 244 00:16:05,171 --> 00:16:06,546 Scream like it hurts. 245 00:16:06,547 --> 00:16:08,131 Pull it! 246 00:16:21,938 --> 00:16:23,897 Sammy! 247 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,360 Oh. 248 00:17:04,772 --> 00:17:06,816 Take off the blindfolds. 249 00:17:16,909 --> 00:17:18,828 Sammy? 250 00:17:19,578 --> 00:17:22,414 Reggie, Natalie, come downstairs pronto. 251 00:17:22,415 --> 00:17:25,584 Your father has an announcement. 252 00:17:28,254 --> 00:17:30,088 General Electric wants to hire me 253 00:17:30,089 --> 00:17:32,507 because of what I did on BIZMAC. 254 00:17:32,508 --> 00:17:35,802 They want to use my electronic library system to-- 255 00:17:35,803 --> 00:17:37,762 Well, I-I don't think they have any notion 256 00:17:37,763 --> 00:17:39,055 of what I can do with it. 257 00:17:39,056 --> 00:17:41,266 And I'll make more money. 258 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:43,101 Is Uncle Bennie coming, too? 259 00:17:43,102 --> 00:17:45,687 Well, D-Daddy and me haven't had a chance to think 260 00:17:45,688 --> 00:17:48,441 - about Uncle Bennie, but... - Bennie, no. He lives here. 261 00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:52,360 Burt. 262 00:17:55,364 --> 00:17:56,948 I'll miss your Uncle Bennie, too, 263 00:17:56,949 --> 00:17:59,659 but Phoenix is a real neat city. 264 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,161 It's on the rise. 265 00:18:01,162 --> 00:18:03,538 They've only just hired me. I've got no pull there yet. 266 00:18:03,539 --> 00:18:05,415 I can't ask General Electric 267 00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,125 to hire somebody else on my say-so. 268 00:18:07,126 --> 00:18:08,960 - That's not how it works. - Don't ask them. 269 00:18:08,961 --> 00:18:10,962 Do it yourself. They're hiring you to manage. 270 00:18:10,963 --> 00:18:13,048 Managers hire. Hire Bennie. 271 00:18:13,049 --> 00:18:14,758 Uh, who's watching-- Sammy! 272 00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:16,634 He's got to make a name for himself at RCA. 273 00:18:16,635 --> 00:18:18,386 - Come here. Come here. - That's what I did. 274 00:18:18,387 --> 00:18:19,763 He'll stay in New Jersey, 275 00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:21,598 get out from under my shadow and then... 276 00:18:21,599 --> 00:18:23,266 - He needs you, Burt. - There's a tornado outside! 277 00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:24,893 Yeah, well, there's a bigger one in here. 278 00:18:24,894 --> 00:18:27,812 Honestly, honestly, Burt, sometimes I want to shake you. 279 00:18:27,813 --> 00:18:30,648 You're-you're gonna leave him behind with just a-a shrug? 280 00:18:30,649 --> 00:18:32,233 Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! 281 00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:33,902 "We'll see ya later." 282 00:18:33,903 --> 00:18:36,738 And once we're gone, who will he have left in New Jersey? 283 00:18:36,739 --> 00:18:38,573 You have an opportunity to help your best friend. 284 00:18:38,574 --> 00:18:40,116 - Mommy, look! - Mommy! Mommy! 285 00:18:40,117 --> 00:18:41,493 - Honestly, wake up. - Mom! Mom! 286 00:18:41,494 --> 00:18:44,037 - What?! - Look! There's a tornado outside. 287 00:18:44,038 --> 00:18:45,747 - I'm scared. - Just go. 288 00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:51,002 Wow! Ah! 289 00:18:53,839 --> 00:18:55,383 Oh! 290 00:18:59,303 --> 00:19:01,180 You weren't kidding! 291 00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:04,517 How close is it? 292 00:19:07,019 --> 00:19:09,229 Why does the sky look orange? 293 00:19:10,856 --> 00:19:12,023 Come on! 294 00:19:12,024 --> 00:19:13,733 Come on. Let's go see. 295 00:19:16,529 --> 00:19:17,654 - Get in, get in! - Get in! 296 00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:20,783 Mitz? Where are you going? 297 00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:24,202 Mitz, where are-- 298 00:19:24,203 --> 00:19:26,871 Hey! 299 00:19:26,872 --> 00:19:28,958 Where are you going? 300 00:19:31,794 --> 00:19:33,044 Mitz! 301 00:19:35,756 --> 00:19:37,466 Mitzi! 302 00:19:43,556 --> 00:19:44,889 Where is it? 303 00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:46,433 I can't see it anymore. 304 00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:48,226 Up ahead somewhere. We'll find it. 305 00:19:48,227 --> 00:19:50,896 Mom, it's there. It's there! 306 00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:57,193 Is this s-safe? 307 00:19:57,194 --> 00:19:59,863 Of course it's safe. I'm your mother. 308 00:20:02,408 --> 00:20:04,117 Mom, stop! 309 00:20:28,476 --> 00:20:30,518 Everything happens for a reason. 310 00:20:30,519 --> 00:20:33,605 Everything happens for a reason. 311 00:20:33,606 --> 00:20:36,484 Everything happens for a reason. 312 00:20:37,276 --> 00:20:39,277 Say it with me. 313 00:20:39,278 --> 00:20:41,696 Everything happens for a reason. 314 00:20:41,697 --> 00:20:45,283 Everything happens for a reason. 315 00:20:45,284 --> 00:20:48,077 Everything happens for a reason. 316 00:20:48,078 --> 00:20:50,163 Everything happens for a reason. 317 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:55,960 ♪ Take me back to dream again ♪ 318 00:20:55,961 --> 00:20:59,714 ♪ By a campfire on the trail ♪ 319 00:20:59,715 --> 00:21:02,425 ♪ By a campfire on the trail ♪ 320 00:21:02,426 --> 00:21:06,804 ♪ When day is done ♪ 321 00:21:06,805 --> 00:21:08,598 ♪ Let me smell that chaparral ♪ 322 00:21:08,599 --> 00:21:10,642 I think there's something dead in the road. 323 00:21:10,643 --> 00:21:14,437 ♪ Let me join my saddle pals ♪ 324 00:21:14,438 --> 00:21:17,315 ♪ By a campfire on the trail ♪ 325 00:21:17,316 --> 00:21:18,816 ♪ When day is done... ♪ 326 00:21:18,817 --> 00:21:21,487 Reggie, wave in the camera. 327 00:21:22,321 --> 00:21:25,740 ♪ Let me smell that chaparral ♪ 328 00:21:25,741 --> 00:21:29,536 ♪ Let me join my saddle pals ♪ 329 00:21:29,537 --> 00:21:32,372 ♪ By a campfire on the trail ♪ 330 00:21:32,373 --> 00:21:35,959 ♪ When day is done ♪ 331 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:40,964 ♪ I'll make my bed and rest ♪ 332 00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:43,591 ♪ Beneath the western sky ♪ 333 00:21:43,592 --> 00:21:44,926 ♪ And tell the moon... ♪ 334 00:21:44,927 --> 00:21:47,512 - Ooh, look. - There it is! 335 00:21:47,513 --> 00:21:48,972 There it is. Wow. 336 00:21:48,973 --> 00:21:50,890 Whoa! 337 00:21:50,891 --> 00:21:52,934 Let me out. I want to take a shot of him pulling in. 338 00:21:52,935 --> 00:21:54,644 - No! - No, I have to pee now! 339 00:21:54,645 --> 00:21:56,521 Me, too! Now! No! 340 00:21:56,522 --> 00:21:58,982 ♪ He and I will always be ♪ 341 00:21:58,983 --> 00:22:01,943 ♪ By a campfire on the trail... ♪ 342 00:22:01,944 --> 00:22:04,612 No! I have to pee! 343 00:22:04,613 --> 00:22:06,407 - Keep coming. - No! 344 00:22:08,367 --> 00:22:10,828 Keep coming, Dad. You're doing great. 345 00:22:13,163 --> 00:22:17,083 And... 346 00:22:17,084 --> 00:22:19,335 Stop. 347 00:22:19,336 --> 00:22:20,921 Freeze. 348 00:22:29,471 --> 00:22:30,888 - Where's the lunch box? - Wow. 349 00:22:30,889 --> 00:22:32,432 Where's the lunch box?! Hurry! 350 00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:34,058 Guys, look at the monster Sammy caught. 351 00:22:34,059 --> 00:22:35,768 I got the babies. 352 00:22:35,769 --> 00:22:37,770 - Sal found babies. - Look at that. 353 00:22:37,771 --> 00:22:38,896 Sammy, Dean, come on. 354 00:22:38,897 --> 00:22:40,565 There's a huge nest right there. 355 00:22:40,566 --> 00:22:42,483 - Come on, guys. - A big one, Sammy. 356 00:22:42,484 --> 00:22:44,360 - Oh, God. - Oh! 357 00:22:44,361 --> 00:22:45,695 It's a whole herd of 'em. 358 00:22:45,696 --> 00:22:46,946 Scorpions come in nests. 359 00:22:46,947 --> 00:22:48,615 No, actually, it's a bed of scorpions. 360 00:22:48,616 --> 00:22:50,908 No, it's a nest. 361 00:22:50,909 --> 00:22:53,119 The baby scorpions are called "scorplings." 362 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,370 They're twice as venomous. 363 00:22:54,371 --> 00:22:55,580 That's-that's why the lab pays more. 364 00:22:55,581 --> 00:22:57,123 There's got to be like 50 of 'em. 365 00:22:57,124 --> 00:22:58,333 Well, how much is the laboratory gonna pay for them? 366 00:22:58,334 --> 00:22:59,751 50 cents per baby. 367 00:22:59,752 --> 00:23:02,211 - That's 25 bucks! - We're rich. 368 00:23:02,212 --> 00:23:04,547 Well, what are we gonna buy? 369 00:23:07,051 --> 00:23:08,510 12 dollars even. 370 00:23:09,261 --> 00:23:12,347 Well, it's the merit badge for photography, not movies. 371 00:23:12,348 --> 00:23:14,849 The manual says you got to tell a story with still pictures. 372 00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:16,726 Yeah, but all a movie is is still pictures. 373 00:23:16,727 --> 00:23:18,603 You just put a bunch of them together and they move. 374 00:23:18,604 --> 00:23:21,105 Okay, but what kind of movie are we making? 375 00:23:21,106 --> 00:23:23,733 Ooh. Sammy, look. It's Janet Benedict. 376 00:23:26,945 --> 00:23:28,988 Hey, go on and talk to her. I dare you. 377 00:23:28,989 --> 00:23:30,448 He already talked to her. 378 00:23:30,449 --> 00:23:32,033 - No way. - Like hell. 379 00:23:32,034 --> 00:23:33,951 No way. He actually spoke to her? 380 00:23:33,952 --> 00:23:36,120 He did. He did. He walked right up to her. 381 00:23:36,121 --> 00:23:37,622 - And he... - You went up to Janet Benedict? 382 00:23:37,623 --> 00:23:39,040 - What did you say to her? - Nothing. 383 00:23:39,041 --> 00:23:40,667 Oh, come on. Tell them what happened, Sammy. 384 00:23:40,668 --> 00:23:41,918 Nothing happened. 385 00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:44,462 Something happened. Come on. 386 00:23:44,463 --> 00:23:46,840 Could be the same one. 387 00:23:48,008 --> 00:23:50,928 "Overland." Say, I think it is the same one. 388 00:23:51,679 --> 00:23:53,472 Well, I declare. 389 00:23:57,226 --> 00:23:58,685 So, uh, 390 00:23:58,686 --> 00:24:01,854 Sammy kind of sidewinds his way in her direction. 391 00:24:01,855 --> 00:24:04,107 And he's trying to, um... he-he's trying to work up 392 00:24:04,108 --> 00:24:06,693 the nerve to say something slick and smooth like, 393 00:24:06,694 --> 00:24:08,611 - "Hey, Jan, baby." - No, I wasn't. 394 00:24:08,612 --> 00:24:10,196 You're making this up. 395 00:24:10,197 --> 00:24:12,615 But-but he sees that Janet's got something on her nose. 396 00:24:12,616 --> 00:24:13,908 So now he's thinking, "Cool. 397 00:24:13,909 --> 00:24:15,576 Here's my excuse to go up and talk to her." 398 00:24:15,577 --> 00:24:18,955 So he goes and he says, "Hey, uh, sorry, Janet. 399 00:24:18,956 --> 00:24:21,249 It-it looks like you have a little smudge on your nose." 400 00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:23,084 - Shut up, Hark. - But it wasn't a smudge. 401 00:24:23,085 --> 00:24:25,002 - It looked like a smudge. - And it wasn't little. 402 00:24:25,003 --> 00:24:26,588 Hark, shut up! 403 00:24:27,589 --> 00:24:29,507 It was a booger! 404 00:24:29,508 --> 00:24:30,967 A big, fat, 405 00:24:30,968 --> 00:24:32,969 Janet Benedict booger. 406 00:24:35,556 --> 00:24:37,850 It was huge. 407 00:24:42,646 --> 00:24:43,855 Hey, Sammy. 408 00:24:43,856 --> 00:24:45,648 Stand and deliver. 409 00:24:45,649 --> 00:24:48,277 What kind of movie are we gonna make? 410 00:24:49,027 --> 00:24:52,321 Stand and deliver. 411 00:24:54,116 --> 00:24:55,867 No, keep screaming. Keep screaming. 412 00:24:59,163 --> 00:25:01,205 I need more dust. Dad, can you grab the sandwich board? 413 00:25:01,206 --> 00:25:03,791 No, no. God, no, no more dust. No. 414 00:25:03,792 --> 00:25:05,334 Reggie, stop coughing! 415 00:25:05,335 --> 00:25:07,211 - I'm coughing because there's dust. - Okay. 416 00:25:07,212 --> 00:25:08,921 - More dust, fellas. - Natalie, say, "Please don't kill me." 417 00:25:08,922 --> 00:25:09,922 - All right. - Reggie, stop coughing. 418 00:25:09,923 --> 00:25:11,549 You're being dramatic. 419 00:25:11,550 --> 00:25:13,050 Mr. Fabelman, you're getting dirt inside my stagecoach. 420 00:25:13,051 --> 00:25:14,886 Don't you want me to be dramatic? 421 00:25:14,887 --> 00:25:16,179 - Don't look into the camera. - Well, we'll clean it out. 422 00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:17,680 Guys, stop looking into the camera. 423 00:25:17,681 --> 00:25:19,390 - I can't use any of this. - Dad! 424 00:26:10,734 --> 00:26:12,110 Fake. 425 00:26:14,154 --> 00:26:15,696 Totally fake. 426 00:27:05,289 --> 00:27:07,290 You hear it? 427 00:27:07,291 --> 00:27:09,208 She has got to cut those goddamn fingernails 428 00:27:09,209 --> 00:27:11,002 before she goes on live television. 429 00:27:11,003 --> 00:27:13,588 I have to perform this tomorrow. 430 00:27:13,589 --> 00:27:15,548 It's a difficult piece. 431 00:27:15,549 --> 00:27:17,258 It's a very big deal for me. 432 00:27:17,259 --> 00:27:19,677 All I asked was for you to keep your big traps shut 433 00:27:19,678 --> 00:27:22,513 and listen to my dress rehearsal. 434 00:27:22,514 --> 00:27:23,931 Sorry, Mitz. It's wonderful. 435 00:27:23,932 --> 00:27:25,349 You hear how the rising arpeggios 436 00:27:25,350 --> 00:27:27,059 lift up the sad notes? 437 00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:29,562 It's in F minor, but your mom makes it sound so alive. 438 00:27:29,563 --> 00:27:31,606 She makes it sound like she's playing a typewriter. 439 00:27:32,608 --> 00:27:34,483 Oh, no. 440 00:27:34,484 --> 00:27:35,818 Not this again. 441 00:27:41,074 --> 00:27:42,867 Do you hear it? Am I clicking? 442 00:27:42,868 --> 00:27:45,119 I concentrate on your playing, but... 443 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,704 Bu-- Oh, great. But what? 444 00:27:46,705 --> 00:27:48,122 But people can hear it in Tucson. 445 00:27:48,123 --> 00:27:49,041 Maybe I've gotten used to it. 446 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,042 Maybe GE should make 447 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:51,208 rubber tips for fingernails. 448 00:27:51,209 --> 00:27:53,711 All right, Mitzi Fabelman. 449 00:27:53,712 --> 00:27:55,338 Time to face the music. 450 00:27:55,339 --> 00:27:57,048 Oh, boy. 451 00:27:57,049 --> 00:27:58,799 You stay away from me with those things. 452 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,384 - It's Beethoven, damn it. - No, no, no! 453 00:28:00,385 --> 00:28:02,053 - It is not Morse code. Come on. - No! Stop! Stop! Stop it! 454 00:28:02,054 --> 00:28:03,554 He has a point, though, especially with 455 00:28:03,555 --> 00:28:05,222 the polydirectional ribbon microphones 456 00:28:05,223 --> 00:28:06,474 they have on television stage... 457 00:28:08,936 --> 00:28:10,519 Come on. You married her. 458 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:11,896 Dad, don't. 459 00:28:11,897 --> 00:28:13,230 Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it! 460 00:28:13,231 --> 00:28:15,024 I will scratch you. Don't think I won't! 461 00:28:15,025 --> 00:28:16,692 Do you think Arthur Rubinstein 462 00:28:16,693 --> 00:28:18,110 had fingernails? 463 00:28:18,111 --> 00:28:19,654 - Horowitz? Schnabel? - Do not think about it. 464 00:28:19,655 --> 00:28:21,072 - Kempff? - No, no, no. 465 00:28:21,073 --> 00:28:22,823 - Liberace. - No, no, no, no. 466 00:28:22,824 --> 00:28:23,991 - Not my nails. - Come on, Fabelman. 467 00:28:23,992 --> 00:28:25,368 Show her who's General Electric's 468 00:28:25,369 --> 00:28:26,994 - product design manager. - No, my beautiful nails. 469 00:28:26,995 --> 00:28:29,538 I paid a buck 50 at the beauty parlor for these. 470 00:28:29,539 --> 00:28:31,457 Oh, no. 471 00:28:31,458 --> 00:28:35,921 One, two, three. 472 00:28:38,757 --> 00:28:40,925 Get off of me, Delilah. 473 00:28:40,926 --> 00:28:42,468 - Delilah? - Okay, the fun's over. 474 00:28:42,469 --> 00:28:44,720 I'll do the rest myself. 475 00:28:49,977 --> 00:28:52,561 Oh. 476 00:28:52,562 --> 00:28:53,896 Oh, great. 477 00:28:53,897 --> 00:28:56,232 Just great. Well, that decides it. 478 00:28:56,233 --> 00:28:58,651 I'm gonna play the program from memory tomorrow. 479 00:28:58,652 --> 00:29:03,364 No sheet music, short nails, like a real performing artist. 480 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,664 Did you drop your gun? 481 00:29:53,665 --> 00:29:54,707 Come on. 482 00:30:06,011 --> 00:30:07,595 That's me. 483 00:30:11,183 --> 00:30:12,934 Real scary, Sheriff. 484 00:30:22,277 --> 00:30:24,404 Whoa. 485 00:30:37,334 --> 00:30:39,293 Whoa. 486 00:30:42,798 --> 00:30:45,132 H-How'd you do that? 487 00:30:47,803 --> 00:30:49,429 How'd you do that? 488 00:31:07,781 --> 00:31:09,824 Whoa! 489 00:31:20,710 --> 00:31:22,546 Go, Sammy! 490 00:31:25,924 --> 00:31:27,925 It's kind of like what I do, isn't it, 491 00:31:27,926 --> 00:31:30,136 what a movie director does? 492 00:31:30,137 --> 00:31:31,470 - It is? - I figure out 493 00:31:31,471 --> 00:31:33,264 what my division needs to accomplish, 494 00:31:33,265 --> 00:31:36,560 then I work out how my guys are gonna get it done. 495 00:31:37,435 --> 00:31:39,645 Yeah, it is. Yeah, sort of. 496 00:31:39,646 --> 00:31:42,399 How'd you make it look like the guns were really firing? 497 00:31:44,693 --> 00:31:46,443 I did it with pins. 498 00:31:46,444 --> 00:31:47,778 Pins. 499 00:31:47,779 --> 00:31:50,114 Yeah, I poked holes in the film with pins. 500 00:31:50,115 --> 00:31:51,824 - Sammy. - Yeah. 501 00:31:51,825 --> 00:31:53,409 Thinking like an engineer. 502 00:31:53,410 --> 00:31:55,286 Watch the road, Dad. 503 00:31:57,038 --> 00:31:58,747 Sammy, watch the road. 504 00:31:58,748 --> 00:32:00,332 I can't edit without an editing machine. 505 00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:02,626 I have to be able to cut and splice, and I... 506 00:32:02,627 --> 00:32:05,254 Let's revisit it after the camping trip. 507 00:32:05,255 --> 00:32:07,506 It's three hours to the national forest. 508 00:32:07,507 --> 00:32:10,718 If you get your license, you can help with the driving. 509 00:32:10,719 --> 00:32:12,095 Okay. 510 00:32:13,722 --> 00:32:15,764 "You are approaching a railroad crossing 511 00:32:15,765 --> 00:32:17,975 "with no warning devices and limited visibility. 512 00:32:17,976 --> 00:32:19,476 The speed limit is..." 513 00:32:19,477 --> 00:32:21,061 See, the thing is, though, about my new movie, 514 00:32:21,062 --> 00:32:22,938 is that it's just... 515 00:32:22,939 --> 00:32:25,482 It's about World War II, your war. 516 00:32:25,483 --> 00:32:26,984 It's gonna be, like, out of this world. 517 00:32:26,985 --> 00:32:28,277 I'm shooting on a Bolex H8. 518 00:32:28,278 --> 00:32:29,737 Finally, I can use double run film. 519 00:32:29,738 --> 00:32:30,946 You know, that's six minutes 520 00:32:30,947 --> 00:32:32,323 without having to change the reel. 521 00:32:32,324 --> 00:32:34,492 How much did you spend to rent this camera? 522 00:32:35,327 --> 00:32:37,328 20 bucks. But I used my own money. 523 00:32:37,329 --> 00:32:38,662 You don't have to... 524 00:32:38,663 --> 00:32:40,873 And this movie editor gizmo costs? 525 00:32:40,874 --> 00:32:43,417 It's a Mansfield eight millimeter movie editor. 526 00:32:43,418 --> 00:32:45,586 How much? 527 00:32:45,587 --> 00:32:47,838 - 80 bucks. - Doggone it, Sammy! 528 00:32:47,839 --> 00:32:50,174 A hundred dollars for a hobby? 529 00:32:50,175 --> 00:32:51,800 It's not a hobby, Dad. 530 00:32:51,801 --> 00:32:53,594 If you spent half the time on algebra that you spend on 531 00:32:53,595 --> 00:32:55,554 - these movies, you could get... - Algebra? I hate algebra. 532 00:32:55,555 --> 00:32:57,431 Why are you... 533 00:32:57,432 --> 00:32:59,016 It's completely pointless. 534 00:32:59,017 --> 00:33:01,060 Not if you want to make something, it's not pointless. 535 00:33:01,061 --> 00:33:03,854 Gee, Sammy, when I was a boy, I always used to think, 536 00:33:03,855 --> 00:33:06,148 - "Somebody figured out how to make this." - Yeah. 537 00:33:06,149 --> 00:33:07,524 - This car... - Uh-huh. 538 00:33:07,525 --> 00:33:09,902 ...that rearview mirror, that directional signal. 539 00:33:09,903 --> 00:33:11,987 I want to make movies, though. 540 00:33:11,988 --> 00:33:14,907 I mean something real. 541 00:33:14,908 --> 00:33:17,244 Not imaginary. 542 00:33:19,079 --> 00:33:21,706 Something someone can actually use. 543 00:33:23,083 --> 00:33:25,919 Like a driver's license. 544 00:33:26,836 --> 00:33:29,255 I'm gonna vomit, Sammy! I'm gonna vomit! 545 00:33:29,256 --> 00:33:30,547 Sammy, please pull over. 546 00:33:30,548 --> 00:33:32,091 She's gonna puke all over me. 547 00:33:32,092 --> 00:33:34,551 Go slower. You are the worst driver. 548 00:33:34,552 --> 00:33:36,262 You're gonna break the car. 549 00:33:36,263 --> 00:33:38,681 We're on a back road going three miles per hour. 550 00:33:38,682 --> 00:33:40,891 - Calm down. - You're doing great, doll. 551 00:33:40,892 --> 00:33:41,976 You're doing very well. 552 00:33:41,977 --> 00:33:43,645 Okay, watch out. Puddle up ahead. 553 00:33:51,736 --> 00:33:53,654 So we've got three 554 00:33:53,655 --> 00:33:55,572 that are strong and still green inside, so they don't burn. 555 00:33:55,573 --> 00:33:57,616 Bright green means that they're still alive 556 00:33:57,617 --> 00:33:59,576 and that they carry moisture. 557 00:33:59,577 --> 00:34:02,830 And the reason that we use the shape of the triangle 558 00:34:02,831 --> 00:34:05,416 is that when these three points connect, 559 00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:08,085 if we find the center of gravitational force, 560 00:34:08,086 --> 00:34:10,421 it creates almost perfect balance. 561 00:34:10,422 --> 00:34:12,381 - Whew. Oh. - Because I'm Tutti, and you're Frutti. 562 00:34:12,382 --> 00:34:14,717 So who else are you gonna listen to? 563 00:34:14,718 --> 00:34:16,844 ♪ A wop bop b-luma, b-lop bam bom. ♪ 564 00:34:16,845 --> 00:34:18,137 Okay. 565 00:34:18,138 --> 00:34:19,097 ...the pyramids, right? 566 00:34:20,432 --> 00:34:21,682 - Guys, come on! - I mean, the history 567 00:34:21,683 --> 00:34:23,100 behind this shape... 568 00:34:23,101 --> 00:34:25,269 - Ah. Oh! - ...is pretty in-- 569 00:34:25,270 --> 00:34:27,021 is pretty incredible. 570 00:34:27,022 --> 00:34:29,064 Oh, hello! 571 00:34:29,065 --> 00:34:30,774 - Uh... - Hi! 572 00:34:32,193 --> 00:34:33,777 Wait. Let me try it... 573 00:34:33,778 --> 00:34:36,113 - Let me try it like this. - Okay, one more time. 574 00:34:36,114 --> 00:34:37,573 - Yeah, after one more time. - Okay. 575 00:34:37,574 --> 00:34:39,074 - Ready? - Hey. 576 00:34:39,075 --> 00:34:40,826 Girls, I'm gonna start the fire! 577 00:34:40,827 --> 00:34:44,204 - Three, two, one! - Okay. Really big, really big! 578 00:34:44,205 --> 00:34:46,498 Go! Whoa! 579 00:34:46,499 --> 00:34:48,083 I thought it was gonna break. 580 00:34:48,084 --> 00:34:49,501 Oh. It's-it's happening! 581 00:34:49,502 --> 00:34:51,253 You almost broke it in half. 582 00:35:31,711 --> 00:35:33,587 ♪ Kleenex-ica, Windex-ica ♪ 583 00:35:33,588 --> 00:35:35,297 ♪ She's sexy-ca, oh, boy ♪ 584 00:35:35,298 --> 00:35:37,841 ♪ Pneumonia, dyslexia, leukemia ♪ 585 00:35:37,842 --> 00:35:39,510 ♪ Oy, oy, oy, oy ♪ 586 00:35:39,511 --> 00:35:42,179 ♪ Ah, Leningrad, then Petrograd ♪ 587 00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:44,431 ♪ I'm sorry, Dad, I lied, I snatched the keys ♪ 588 00:35:44,432 --> 00:35:47,351 ♪ And stole the car and took it for a ride ♪ 589 00:35:47,352 --> 00:35:49,019 ♪ You take it back ♪ 590 00:35:49,020 --> 00:35:51,397 - ♪ You're giving me a... ♪ - Heart attack! 591 00:35:52,857 --> 00:35:55,067 We'll take a schvitz and have a... 592 00:35:55,068 --> 00:35:56,318 - Shmitz. - And eat some... 593 00:35:56,319 --> 00:35:57,736 Schnitzelpitz. 594 00:35:57,737 --> 00:35:59,738 - And drink slivovitz. - And we'll lose our wits. 595 00:35:59,739 --> 00:36:01,615 - And we'll get the shits! - And have... 596 00:36:01,616 --> 00:36:03,575 Whoa! 597 00:36:03,576 --> 00:36:05,577 ♪ We live in Arizon-ia ♪ 598 00:36:05,578 --> 00:36:07,496 - ♪ Where nothing can be grown-ia ♪ - Wait. 599 00:36:07,497 --> 00:36:09,581 ♪ The land is dry and stony-a ♪ 600 00:36:09,582 --> 00:36:12,042 - ♪ And we can eat bologn-ia ♪ - Exactly! 601 00:36:13,837 --> 00:36:18,507 ♪ Hyen-ica, hyen-ica, hyen-ica, hiya ♪ 602 00:36:18,508 --> 00:36:20,717 ♪ Hyena, eat some pita, eat some pita ♪ 603 00:36:20,718 --> 00:36:23,679 ♪ Hyena, eat some pizza, eat some pita... ♪ 604 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,472 They're gonna know that kind of FPU 605 00:36:25,473 --> 00:36:26,932 is not for industrial process control, 606 00:36:26,933 --> 00:36:28,725 and it will raise every red flag there is. 607 00:36:28,726 --> 00:36:30,727 - How many bits? - Float64. 608 00:36:30,728 --> 00:36:32,062 64 bits? 609 00:36:32,063 --> 00:36:33,355 Sixty-- You are nuts. 610 00:36:33,356 --> 00:36:35,566 And time-sharing for 11 operators? 611 00:36:35,567 --> 00:36:37,276 They're gonna know this is a business machine 612 00:36:37,277 --> 00:36:39,903 we're building, and we're all gonna get fired. 613 00:36:39,904 --> 00:36:41,363 No. 614 00:36:41,364 --> 00:36:42,656 Yes! 615 00:36:42,657 --> 00:36:44,241 GE doesn't build business computers. 616 00:36:44,242 --> 00:36:45,576 We do heavy industry processing. 617 00:36:45,577 --> 00:36:46,994 You got that straight from the CEO. 618 00:36:46,995 --> 00:36:48,745 Ralph Cordiner is gonna skin you alive. 619 00:36:48,746 --> 00:36:51,665 Once Bank of America buys in, this will be profitable, 620 00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:54,251 and that's Mr. Cordiner's job, making money. 621 00:36:54,252 --> 00:36:55,586 My job is getting Raytheon 622 00:36:55,587 --> 00:36:58,255 to deliver 10,000 germanium transistors 623 00:36:58,256 --> 00:36:59,631 that meet our tolerance standards. 624 00:36:59,632 --> 00:37:01,925 And your job is to get the cabling diagrams 625 00:37:01,926 --> 00:37:03,844 to Pitney Bowes so when the time comes, 626 00:37:03,845 --> 00:37:05,971 we have a sorter to hook up to the mainframe. 627 00:37:05,972 --> 00:37:07,514 Well, maybe Pitney Bowes will hire me 628 00:37:07,515 --> 00:37:08,599 after you get us both canned from GE. 629 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,267 Isn't it worth getting canned 630 00:37:10,268 --> 00:37:12,769 for the chance to build a machine that can do all that? 631 00:37:12,770 --> 00:37:14,396 It's worth it to you, maybe! 632 00:37:14,397 --> 00:37:15,647 Sure as the Lord made little green apples, 633 00:37:15,648 --> 00:37:17,232 California, here you come. 634 00:37:17,233 --> 00:37:18,609 IBM is waiting. 635 00:37:18,610 --> 00:37:20,110 Are we moving to California? 636 00:37:20,111 --> 00:37:21,528 - You are, any day now. - No, no, no. 637 00:37:21,529 --> 00:37:23,071 What? 638 00:37:23,072 --> 00:37:24,656 IBM's asking, and that's flattering, but... 639 00:37:24,657 --> 00:37:26,158 - Flattering? - Flattering! 640 00:37:26,159 --> 00:37:28,160 Every guy in computer would give his matzo balls 641 00:37:28,161 --> 00:37:29,620 to get an offer. 642 00:37:29,621 --> 00:37:31,163 You'll be in California 643 00:37:31,164 --> 00:37:33,790 building double-precision auxiliary units with an FP64. 644 00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:36,126 I'm gonna be left schvitzing in Arizona 645 00:37:36,127 --> 00:37:38,003 - making 40-watt light bulbs. - Hold your horses. 646 00:37:38,004 --> 00:37:40,631 - Congruence? Come on. - I told your mom it'll be up to her. 647 00:37:40,632 --> 00:37:43,383 I'm not uprooting us again unless she says yes. 648 00:37:43,384 --> 00:37:48,932 Why would Mamaleh ever leave all of this for California? 649 00:37:49,682 --> 00:37:52,226 We have the Grand Canyon. 650 00:37:52,227 --> 00:37:55,313 They have the San Andreas Fault. 651 00:37:56,356 --> 00:37:58,106 Mamaleh says... 652 00:37:58,107 --> 00:38:00,817 I will never leave Arizona, 653 00:38:00,818 --> 00:38:03,362 and Arizona will never leave me. 654 00:38:06,699 --> 00:38:09,494 Kids, avert your eyes. 655 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,305 - Hey, man. - Hmm? 656 00:38:30,306 --> 00:38:33,767 - Shouldn't you be filming this? - Not enough light. 657 00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:44,737 GE, living better electrically! 658 00:39:03,965 --> 00:39:05,257 Mom? 659 00:39:05,258 --> 00:39:08,386 Mom, everyone can see through your dress. Um... 660 00:39:11,556 --> 00:39:14,058 Reggie, get out of the way. 661 00:39:15,393 --> 00:39:17,437 Dad, can you please stop this? 662 00:39:18,229 --> 00:39:20,440 - Come. Sit. - No. 663 00:39:24,027 --> 00:39:26,278 Bennie, don't look! 664 00:39:26,279 --> 00:39:28,698 Oh! You're all nuts! 665 00:40:26,005 --> 00:40:28,800 My mama's such a good mama. 666 00:40:35,598 --> 00:40:37,767 I love you so much. 667 00:40:43,523 --> 00:40:45,692 I'm right here. 668 00:40:47,235 --> 00:40:49,569 I'm right here with you. 669 00:40:49,570 --> 00:40:51,655 I'm holding your hand. 670 00:40:51,656 --> 00:40:53,490 Can you feel that, Mama? 671 00:40:53,491 --> 00:40:55,200 I just gave you a squeeze. 672 00:40:56,786 --> 00:40:58,704 I love you, Mama. 673 00:41:02,542 --> 00:41:04,001 Ma. 674 00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:07,046 Mommy? 675 00:41:09,757 --> 00:41:11,341 She opened her eyes. 676 00:41:11,342 --> 00:41:13,593 Nurse. 677 00:41:13,594 --> 00:41:16,179 Mommy, I'm here. Here. I'm right here. 678 00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:18,266 I'm right here, Mama. 679 00:41:19,267 --> 00:41:21,226 Mommy, look at me. 680 00:41:21,227 --> 00:41:23,271 Mommy, can you hear? 681 00:41:26,399 --> 00:41:27,858 Oh. 682 00:41:27,859 --> 00:41:31,779 Oh, oh... 683 00:42:00,057 --> 00:42:02,768 It's a Mansfield eight millimeter movie editor. 684 00:42:02,769 --> 00:42:05,021 That's what you wanted, right? 685 00:42:09,734 --> 00:42:11,568 Oh, my God. 686 00:42:19,577 --> 00:42:21,578 Uh, now I need a favor in return. 687 00:42:27,877 --> 00:42:30,045 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 688 00:42:30,046 --> 00:42:31,546 Here's the favor. 689 00:42:31,547 --> 00:42:33,257 Yeah. 690 00:42:38,971 --> 00:42:41,306 I want you to make a camping trip movie. 691 00:42:41,307 --> 00:42:42,808 Uh, you can learn 692 00:42:42,809 --> 00:42:44,059 how the editing machine works while you do this. 693 00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:45,519 It'll make your mom feel better. 694 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,187 Yeah. 695 00:42:47,188 --> 00:42:51,191 That last night when she danced in the headlights, 696 00:42:51,192 --> 00:42:53,527 that'd be great. 697 00:42:53,528 --> 00:42:55,780 Get to it tomorrow, okay? 698 00:42:57,740 --> 00:43:01,786 Um, tomorrow's when we start shooting. 699 00:43:04,121 --> 00:43:05,580 Escape to Nowhere. 700 00:43:05,581 --> 00:43:06,832 We're shooting all weekend, Dad. 701 00:43:06,833 --> 00:43:08,793 - I can't. - Shoot it next weekend. 702 00:43:12,296 --> 00:43:14,631 We've got like 40 guys coming to be in the movie. 703 00:43:14,632 --> 00:43:17,300 I'll-I'll w-work on all the camping trip stuff on Monday. 704 00:43:17,301 --> 00:43:20,053 I'm asking you to do this now for your mom. She's... 705 00:43:20,054 --> 00:43:22,973 Yeah, and I said that I will, just not tomorrow, please. 706 00:43:22,974 --> 00:43:26,017 Don't be selfish. She just lost her mother. 707 00:43:26,018 --> 00:43:28,186 That's more important than your hobby. 708 00:43:28,187 --> 00:43:29,813 Dad, can you stop calling it a hobby? 709 00:43:29,814 --> 00:43:32,023 It'll cheer her up, watching this. 710 00:43:32,024 --> 00:43:34,067 - It's something we can do to... - Her mom just died. 711 00:43:34,068 --> 00:43:35,944 How is that gonna cheer her up? 712 00:43:35,945 --> 00:43:38,656 Because you made it for her. 713 00:43:49,083 --> 00:43:52,003 Uh, something's not right. 714 00:43:54,964 --> 00:43:57,216 I don't know what else to do. 715 00:44:00,344 --> 00:44:02,346 Can you help me? 716 00:44:21,032 --> 00:44:22,365 Hello. 717 00:44:22,366 --> 00:44:25,702 Mitzi. Mitzi. 718 00:44:29,540 --> 00:44:31,374 Mama? 719 00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,460 Somebody's coming. 720 00:44:33,461 --> 00:44:35,212 Mama? 721 00:44:38,007 --> 00:44:40,635 M-Mama. What... 722 00:44:41,385 --> 00:44:43,970 - Mama. Mam... - You mustn't let him in. 723 00:44:43,971 --> 00:44:48,308 - You mustn't let him in. - Mama, I-I can't hear you. 724 00:44:48,309 --> 00:44:49,893 I am scared. 725 00:44:49,894 --> 00:44:52,896 You mustn't let him in the house. 726 00:44:52,897 --> 00:44:54,314 Mama, please. I... 727 00:44:54,315 --> 00:44:55,732 Do not let him in. 728 00:44:55,733 --> 00:44:57,859 - Do not let him in the house. - What? No, I can't-- 729 00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:59,611 Wh-Who's coming? 730 00:44:59,612 --> 00:45:01,237 Don't open the door. 731 00:45:01,238 --> 00:45:02,907 Mama. 732 00:45:05,242 --> 00:45:06,493 Mommy, don't go. 733 00:45:06,494 --> 00:45:08,453 Don't go yet. 734 00:45:11,374 --> 00:45:14,460 You're having a bad dream. 735 00:45:32,895 --> 00:45:36,314 This is a lot of food, Mom. 736 00:45:36,315 --> 00:45:38,858 Well, I'm upset. 737 00:45:38,859 --> 00:45:41,111 Oh, my God. That crazy dream. 738 00:45:41,112 --> 00:45:43,279 I can't get it out of my head. 739 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:47,117 Uh, last night, I dreamed I got a call from my mama. 740 00:45:47,118 --> 00:45:49,285 And she wanted to warn me. 741 00:45:49,286 --> 00:45:52,038 - That's silly. Grandma died. - About what? 742 00:45:52,039 --> 00:45:53,415 Well, something's coming. 743 00:45:53,416 --> 00:45:55,333 She wants me to batten down the hatches. 744 00:45:55,334 --> 00:45:57,752 We're never going to be able to eat all of this. 745 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,218 Who is that? 746 00:46:15,771 --> 00:46:17,605 It's Uncle Boris. 747 00:46:17,606 --> 00:46:18,606 Hmm? 748 00:46:18,607 --> 00:46:20,276 Uncle who? 749 00:46:21,485 --> 00:46:23,154 Mom? 750 00:46:25,197 --> 00:46:27,867 That's who she meant! 751 00:46:29,952 --> 00:46:32,455 My-- That's my-my mama's brother! 752 00:46:37,752 --> 00:46:42,339 Oh, he scared the crap out of her when they were kids! 753 00:46:50,014 --> 00:46:53,225 Don't let him in! 754 00:46:56,729 --> 00:46:58,188 You were in the circus? 755 00:46:58,189 --> 00:46:59,898 Mama said you were the lion tamer. 756 00:46:59,899 --> 00:47:01,483 No, not at first. 757 00:47:01,484 --> 00:47:05,487 At first, it was, "Podgorny, pound in the tent pegs. 758 00:47:05,488 --> 00:47:08,490 Podgorny, muck out the pachyderms." 759 00:47:08,491 --> 00:47:12,035 And then, one night, the big cat act, 760 00:47:12,036 --> 00:47:14,537 he comes down with the flu bug, so it was, uh, 761 00:47:14,538 --> 00:47:16,998 "Boris Podgorny, in with the lions." 762 00:47:16,999 --> 00:47:18,708 He's lying, right? 763 00:47:18,709 --> 00:47:21,878 - No, he's telling you a story. - Know what it's like, huh? 764 00:47:21,879 --> 00:47:23,922 Pain in the ass, sisters. 765 00:47:25,216 --> 00:47:26,716 - That's rude. - He said "ass"! 766 00:47:26,717 --> 00:47:28,134 I know. 767 00:47:28,135 --> 00:47:31,429 But when did you start working in the movies? 768 00:47:31,430 --> 00:47:33,389 1927. 769 00:47:33,390 --> 00:47:34,974 1927-- that was The Jazz Singer. 770 00:47:34,975 --> 00:47:36,267 That's the year that talkies started. 771 00:47:36,268 --> 00:47:38,061 Yeah, sure, talkies. But me, no. 772 00:47:38,062 --> 00:47:40,563 I started with, um, Uncle Tom's Cabin. 773 00:47:40,564 --> 00:47:42,232 Not a talkie. 774 00:47:42,233 --> 00:47:44,734 It was Harry Pollard. 775 00:47:44,735 --> 00:47:46,361 He acted for Selig Polyscope. 776 00:47:46,362 --> 00:47:49,239 He, uh, married Maggie what's-her-name. 777 00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:51,241 - Mm-hmm. - He directed Uncle Tom. 778 00:47:51,242 --> 00:47:52,784 Lift up your plate. 779 00:47:52,785 --> 00:47:56,246 So, Pollard needed help with the bloodhounds. 780 00:47:56,247 --> 00:47:59,791 So, my pal Fleischaker was a big name in dog acts. 781 00:47:59,792 --> 00:48:01,251 Poodles, mainly. 782 00:48:01,252 --> 00:48:04,504 But, "Sure," Fleischaker says to Pollard. 783 00:48:04,505 --> 00:48:07,132 "Yeah. Bloodhounds, poodles, what's the difference?" 784 00:48:07,133 --> 00:48:08,591 Ooh. 785 00:48:08,592 --> 00:48:10,301 So, he went. 786 00:48:10,302 --> 00:48:14,264 But, uh, by this time, uh, Fleischaker, 787 00:48:14,265 --> 00:48:16,474 he had it up to here with the Jew-haters. 788 00:48:16,475 --> 00:48:20,061 There was a lot of that kind in the circuses. 789 00:48:20,062 --> 00:48:22,021 Not many Jews, lots of Jew-haters. 790 00:48:22,022 --> 00:48:23,857 - Right. - But the movies... 791 00:48:23,858 --> 00:48:26,276 Oy vavoy! 792 00:48:26,277 --> 00:48:28,236 Fleischaker writes to me, "Boris," he writes. 793 00:48:28,237 --> 00:48:30,446 "Boris," he writes, 794 00:48:30,447 --> 00:48:32,866 "Hollywood is heimish, heimishe. 795 00:48:32,867 --> 00:48:36,536 I'm in a minyan with Douglas Fairbanks and Ricardo Cortez." 796 00:48:36,537 --> 00:48:37,745 - Whoa. - "Come to Hollywood." 797 00:48:37,746 --> 00:48:39,122 So, I went. 798 00:48:41,458 --> 00:48:44,169 Your wife, she don't like doing the dishes? 799 00:48:44,170 --> 00:48:47,005 Uh, piano hands. 800 00:48:47,006 --> 00:48:49,341 Ah, fershteyn. 801 00:48:50,134 --> 00:48:54,470 So, you like the movies, huh, Mr. Pitselshas? 802 00:48:54,471 --> 00:48:57,473 Okay, so the sergeant, he comes over the hill here, 803 00:48:57,474 --> 00:49:01,227 and I'm gonna go below him, so we see him and the sky. 804 00:49:01,228 --> 00:49:02,896 And so we don't see what he sees, 805 00:49:02,897 --> 00:49:04,606 but we do see that he's really-- 806 00:49:04,607 --> 00:49:06,441 Okay, so he's, like, almost losing his mind, right? 807 00:49:06,442 --> 00:49:08,651 - Mm-hmm. - 'Cause what he is seeing is totally terrible. 808 00:49:08,652 --> 00:49:11,487 And then, I'm gonna turn the camera so that we see it. 809 00:49:11,488 --> 00:49:14,157 It's just in another notebook. Hang on. 810 00:49:14,158 --> 00:49:16,326 If that's the movie, uh... 811 00:49:16,327 --> 00:49:18,703 you could show me instead of describing me to death. 812 00:49:18,704 --> 00:49:20,955 No, that's just our stupid camping trip. 813 00:49:20,956 --> 00:49:22,457 My dad's... 814 00:49:22,458 --> 00:49:24,334 He wants me to put this camping film together 815 00:49:24,335 --> 00:49:25,501 so it'll cheer up Mom. 816 00:49:25,502 --> 00:49:28,838 Because her heart is broken. 817 00:49:28,839 --> 00:49:30,799 Because her mama iz toyt. 818 00:49:31,592 --> 00:49:34,302 But you, Mr. Director, you don't want to do this, 819 00:49:34,303 --> 00:49:35,678 what your daddy tells you, 820 00:49:35,679 --> 00:49:38,056 because you want to make your war picture, huh? 821 00:49:38,057 --> 00:49:40,183 Yeah, yeah. 822 00:49:40,184 --> 00:49:42,352 Believe me, Sammy boy, I get it. 823 00:49:42,353 --> 00:49:44,854 Family, art. 824 00:49:44,855 --> 00:49:47,440 It'll tear you in two. 825 00:49:50,152 --> 00:49:51,862 You hear that? 826 00:49:52,821 --> 00:49:54,364 Oh, yeah. My mom's practicing. She's always... 827 00:49:54,365 --> 00:49:56,617 Sha. You talk too much. Listen. 828 00:50:02,373 --> 00:50:05,876 When she was a kid, already she played like that. 829 00:50:06,877 --> 00:50:11,089 She should have been a concert piano player. 830 00:50:11,090 --> 00:50:14,051 Little Rubinstein, she was. 831 00:50:14,885 --> 00:50:16,886 She could have played... 832 00:50:16,887 --> 00:50:20,556 You name it, she could have played there. 833 00:50:20,557 --> 00:50:22,226 And she... 834 00:50:23,018 --> 00:50:26,604 Once, I visited her and Tina and Menashe in Cincinnati, 835 00:50:26,605 --> 00:50:30,900 and she says to me she wants to be a great piano artist. 836 00:50:30,901 --> 00:50:32,694 But she didn't do it. 837 00:50:32,695 --> 00:50:35,571 Yeah, she's really good. You know, she played on TV. 838 00:50:35,572 --> 00:50:36,990 TV? Feh! 839 00:50:36,991 --> 00:50:40,494 She could have played at Musikverein in Vienna. 840 00:50:41,495 --> 00:50:43,955 You see, what she got in her heart 841 00:50:43,956 --> 00:50:45,748 is what you got, what I got. 842 00:50:45,749 --> 00:50:46,792 Art. 843 00:50:49,420 --> 00:50:51,254 Like me. Like you, I think. 844 00:50:51,255 --> 00:50:54,966 We're junkies, and art is our drug. 845 00:50:54,967 --> 00:50:56,551 Family, we love. 846 00:50:56,552 --> 00:50:59,929 But art, we're meshuga for art. 847 00:50:59,930 --> 00:51:02,640 You think I wanted to leave my sisters, my mama and my papa, 848 00:51:02,641 --> 00:51:05,894 and go stick my stupid head in the mouth of lions? 849 00:51:06,687 --> 00:51:09,063 Put-Putting your head in-in a lion's mouth is art? 850 00:51:12,109 --> 00:51:16,654 No. Sticking your head in the mouths of lions was balls. 851 00:51:16,655 --> 00:51:21,285 Making sure the lion don't eat my head, that is art. 852 00:51:22,286 --> 00:51:26,039 You see, Tini, she didn't say to Mitzi, 853 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,915 "Go do what you gotta." 854 00:51:27,916 --> 00:51:31,919 I mean, she was a good person, my sister, but she was scared. 855 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,463 Scared for your mother. 856 00:51:33,464 --> 00:51:35,340 - She should have safety in the family. - Uh... 857 00:51:35,341 --> 00:51:37,633 So Mitzi, she gave it all up. 858 00:51:37,634 --> 00:51:40,219 Ow! Wh... 859 00:51:40,220 --> 00:51:42,305 I want you should remember how that hurt. 860 00:51:42,306 --> 00:51:46,100 Because when they say all this, when they say, "What you do? 861 00:51:46,101 --> 00:51:48,436 "Oh, that's cute. It's a hobby. 862 00:51:48,437 --> 00:51:50,355 It's like stamps or butterfly collecting," 863 00:51:50,356 --> 00:51:52,315 you feel your face, how it feels now. 864 00:51:52,316 --> 00:51:53,566 Yeah, you almost pulled it off. 865 00:51:53,567 --> 00:51:54,984 So you remember your Uncle Boris 866 00:51:54,985 --> 00:51:56,527 and what he's telling you. 867 00:51:56,528 --> 00:51:59,030 Because you're going to join the circus, I can tell. 868 00:51:59,031 --> 00:52:00,490 You can't hardly wait. 869 00:52:00,491 --> 00:52:01,991 You want to be in the big top. 870 00:52:01,992 --> 00:52:04,494 You'll shovel elephant shit until they say, 871 00:52:04,495 --> 00:52:07,246 "Okay, Sammy, now ride the goddamn elephant." 872 00:52:07,247 --> 00:52:08,915 Oh, you love those people, huh? 873 00:52:08,916 --> 00:52:11,877 Your sisters, your mama, your papa. Except... 874 00:52:13,170 --> 00:52:14,921 Except this. 875 00:52:14,922 --> 00:52:16,798 This, I think you love a little more. 876 00:52:16,799 --> 00:52:18,007 No, I don't. 877 00:52:18,008 --> 00:52:19,884 Yeah. 878 00:52:19,885 --> 00:52:22,053 Oh, hey. Run all you want, boychick, 879 00:52:22,054 --> 00:52:24,514 but you know I ain't whistling Dixie here. 880 00:52:24,515 --> 00:52:28,559 You'll make your movies, and you will do your art. 881 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,687 And you'll remember how it hurt. 882 00:52:31,688 --> 00:52:34,148 So you know what I'm saying? 883 00:52:34,149 --> 00:52:37,693 Art will give you crowns in heaven and laurels on earth. 884 00:52:37,694 --> 00:52:39,487 But... 885 00:52:39,488 --> 00:52:43,699 it'll tear your heart out and leave you lonely. 886 00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:46,202 You'll be a shanda for your loved ones. 887 00:52:46,203 --> 00:52:48,246 An exile in the desert. 888 00:52:48,247 --> 00:52:49,915 A gypsy. 889 00:52:51,041 --> 00:52:52,792 Art is no game. 890 00:52:52,793 --> 00:52:54,585 Art is dangerous as a lion's mouth. 891 00:52:54,586 --> 00:52:56,379 It'll bite your head off. 892 00:52:58,424 --> 00:52:59,883 Look at me. 893 00:53:01,218 --> 00:53:03,761 Look at me. 894 00:53:03,762 --> 00:53:07,557 Is it a wonder that Tini, she wanted nothing to do with me? 895 00:53:07,558 --> 00:53:10,059 With me, with-- 896 00:53:10,060 --> 00:53:12,270 Oh, Tini. 897 00:53:12,271 --> 00:53:16,233 Oh, Tini! Oh, Tini. 898 00:53:17,192 --> 00:53:18,359 I... 899 00:53:23,031 --> 00:53:24,824 Stop, stop! Stop it! 900 00:53:24,825 --> 00:53:28,411 What, you never saw nobody grieving before? 901 00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:35,419 Let's go to sleep, bubbala. 902 00:53:42,885 --> 00:53:45,219 Uh, you can sleep in the bed. I have my sleeping bag. 903 00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:46,596 I'm sitting shiva for my sister. 904 00:53:46,597 --> 00:53:48,014 I sleep on the floor. 905 00:53:48,015 --> 00:53:49,640 Y-You want to sleep on the floor, too? 906 00:53:49,641 --> 00:53:51,976 She was your grandma. 907 00:53:51,977 --> 00:53:55,104 Tear your clothes. Sleep on the floor. 908 00:53:55,105 --> 00:53:57,316 Good night. 909 00:54:10,537 --> 00:54:12,955 - Say "bye-bye." - Bye-bye. 910 00:54:12,956 --> 00:54:14,123 Bye-bye. 911 00:54:58,669 --> 00:55:01,420 I don't know what Mama was so worried about. 912 00:55:01,421 --> 00:55:04,675 It was a nice visit. 913 01:01:02,365 --> 01:01:03,407 Yuck. 914 01:01:12,334 --> 01:01:14,293 Whoa! 915 01:01:14,294 --> 01:01:16,796 Oh! 916 01:01:21,551 --> 01:01:24,346 Aw. 917 01:01:26,514 --> 01:01:30,267 This is the life. 918 01:01:40,445 --> 01:01:43,782 Only you can prevent forest fires. 919 01:02:11,768 --> 01:02:13,436 Mm. 920 01:02:23,863 --> 01:02:26,366 Oh. 921 01:02:28,994 --> 01:02:32,998 It's so beautiful, what you made, dolly. 922 01:02:33,790 --> 01:02:36,209 You really see me. 923 01:02:43,466 --> 01:02:45,342 Hey, man. How about that, huh? 924 01:02:45,343 --> 01:02:48,303 Hey, Sammy, that was real neat. 925 01:02:52,475 --> 01:02:53,934 Die, Amerikaner! 926 01:02:55,228 --> 01:02:58,023 Move! Move! Fall backwards! 927 01:03:02,152 --> 01:03:03,945 Whoa! 928 01:03:04,738 --> 01:03:05,988 Attacke! 929 01:03:08,700 --> 01:03:09,993 Ah! Cover! 930 01:03:17,167 --> 01:03:19,169 Krauts, they're everywhere! 931 01:03:20,754 --> 01:03:22,505 There's too many of them! 932 01:03:45,487 --> 01:03:47,362 Turn. 933 01:03:47,363 --> 01:03:48,405 Cut! 934 01:03:48,406 --> 01:03:51,201 Great. Now, um... 935 01:03:52,619 --> 01:03:54,161 Okay, come here. Come here. 936 01:03:54,162 --> 01:03:57,039 Um, you're standing here a minute, 937 01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,041 looking down at what just happened. 938 01:03:59,042 --> 01:04:01,168 - A whole minute? - I'll give you a signal 939 01:04:01,169 --> 01:04:02,961 when I want you to start to move, okay? So you're just... 940 01:04:02,962 --> 01:04:04,588 Like, you mean I should count to 60? 941 01:04:04,589 --> 01:04:06,048 - What? No. No, no, no, no. - Like, one Mississippi, 942 01:04:06,049 --> 01:04:07,049 two Mississippi, and then move? 943 01:04:07,050 --> 01:04:08,217 Don't-don't count to 60. 944 01:04:08,218 --> 01:04:10,469 You just got to... 945 01:04:10,470 --> 01:04:13,472 S-S-So... So you're all like-like-like, 946 01:04:13,473 --> 01:04:15,057 "Oh, my God." 947 01:04:15,058 --> 01:04:19,269 Like, "All my men, they're all... 948 01:04:19,270 --> 01:04:21,230 they're all dead. All my men, they're-they're..." 949 01:04:21,231 --> 01:04:24,483 So you want me to, like, act and stuff. 950 01:04:24,484 --> 01:04:26,068 Well... yeah. 951 01:04:26,069 --> 01:04:27,736 - Like I'm-I'm sort of sad or something? - Right. 952 01:04:27,737 --> 01:04:29,780 - Um, that's the whole point. - 'Cause my whole platoon... 953 01:04:29,781 --> 01:04:31,156 R-Right, right. Your platoon. 954 01:04:31,157 --> 01:04:33,784 Your... Your men! 955 01:04:33,785 --> 01:04:36,745 They've been wiped out. 956 01:04:36,746 --> 01:04:39,666 These guys, they're your family. 957 01:04:41,084 --> 01:04:42,751 Your family's being, 958 01:04:42,752 --> 01:04:44,920 like, murdered, 959 01:04:44,921 --> 01:04:46,839 and it's your fault. 960 01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,007 You did this to them, and you... 961 01:04:49,008 --> 01:04:50,509 I-I thought it was the Nazis that... 962 01:04:50,510 --> 01:04:52,427 Okay, yeah, but it was you who gave the order 963 01:04:52,428 --> 01:04:54,179 to go down into the Valley of Death. 964 01:04:54,180 --> 01:04:55,430 - Okay? You decided. - Mm-hmm. 965 01:04:55,431 --> 01:04:57,599 Nobody else. You could've... 966 01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:59,476 Mm-hmm. 967 01:04:59,477 --> 01:05:01,728 You could've protected them. Okay? 968 01:05:01,729 --> 01:05:05,524 'Cause they trusted you, and they loved you. 969 01:05:05,525 --> 01:05:06,608 Mm-hmm. 970 01:05:06,609 --> 01:05:12,115 Now you're just looking at this... 971 01:05:13,992 --> 01:05:17,995 ...at this thing that you've done, 972 01:05:17,996 --> 01:05:22,374 and... you can't save them anymore. 973 01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:25,128 Because they're all dead. 974 01:05:26,462 --> 01:05:28,673 - Wow, that's, uh... - Yeah. 975 01:05:30,008 --> 01:05:31,633 ...real gung ho. 976 01:05:33,136 --> 01:05:35,304 Okay. Okay. 977 01:05:35,305 --> 01:05:36,972 - You good? - Lock and load. 978 01:05:36,973 --> 01:05:38,640 Yeah. Yeah. Lock and load. All right. 979 01:05:38,641 --> 01:05:40,142 Good. 980 01:06:36,658 --> 01:06:38,450 Uh, Sammy? 981 01:06:38,451 --> 01:06:41,079 How far are you gonna let him walk? 982 01:06:43,081 --> 01:06:44,414 Cut! 983 01:06:49,504 --> 01:06:51,421 Hey, that's a cut, Angelo! 984 01:06:51,422 --> 01:06:53,507 - Angelo! - Angelo! 985 01:06:53,508 --> 01:06:54,758 Come back! Come back! 986 01:06:54,759 --> 01:06:57,052 - He said, "Cut!" - Angelo, hey! Angelo! 987 01:09:06,516 --> 01:09:08,768 Bravo! 988 01:09:10,561 --> 01:09:12,354 Bravo! 989 01:09:20,029 --> 01:09:21,406 Sammy! 990 01:09:24,659 --> 01:09:28,453 Oh, dolly! 991 01:09:28,454 --> 01:09:31,498 You're not a civilian anymore. 992 01:09:31,499 --> 01:09:33,875 That movie, my God. 993 01:09:33,876 --> 01:09:35,920 It was... 994 01:09:37,213 --> 01:09:38,589 Hi, Mrs. Fabelman. 995 01:09:46,764 --> 01:09:48,181 Mr. DeMille. 996 01:09:48,182 --> 01:09:49,725 Come here. 997 01:09:50,893 --> 01:09:53,228 - Hey, there he is. - Congratulations, young man. 998 01:09:53,229 --> 01:09:54,771 - Congratulations. - Hey. Hey, hey. 999 01:09:54,772 --> 01:09:56,523 I guess you based it on your dad's war stories, huh? 1000 01:09:56,524 --> 01:09:58,024 Sort of. You know, but he doesn't like 1001 01:09:58,025 --> 01:09:59,734 - to talk about it, so... - No, I understand. 1002 01:09:59,735 --> 01:10:00,986 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 1003 01:10:00,987 --> 01:10:03,113 Dad, Mom's getting a ride with Bennie. 1004 01:10:03,114 --> 01:10:04,406 She'll see us at home. 1005 01:10:04,407 --> 01:10:05,740 Hey, that last scene with the... 1006 01:10:05,741 --> 01:10:07,325 Why do you like blood so much? 1007 01:10:07,326 --> 01:10:08,410 And are you ever gonna make a movie 1008 01:10:08,411 --> 01:10:09,953 with parts for girls again? 1009 01:10:09,954 --> 01:10:11,663 - Yeah. - Make a career... 1010 01:10:11,664 --> 01:10:13,415 - What? - With girls, you know, like, 1011 01:10:13,416 --> 01:10:16,084 because all the men stare off into the distance all the time, 1012 01:10:16,085 --> 01:10:17,961 maybe a girl could save the day. 1013 01:10:19,589 --> 01:10:22,090 Okay, what are the five steps to save a drowning person? 1014 01:10:22,091 --> 01:10:24,217 All right, one is you swim behind the person 1015 01:10:24,218 --> 01:10:25,552 so they don't grab you. 1016 01:10:25,553 --> 01:10:27,762 Two, you throw your arm across his chest. 1017 01:10:27,763 --> 01:10:29,431 - Or her chest. - Three. 1018 01:10:29,432 --> 01:10:31,349 Not Sammy. He's too scared of girls' boobies. 1019 01:10:31,350 --> 01:10:33,560 Three, you swim on your back with the victim 1020 01:10:33,561 --> 01:10:35,604 on your chest, using your free arm to paddle yourself. 1021 01:10:35,605 --> 01:10:37,564 And speaking of boobies, if you ever get any, 1022 01:10:37,565 --> 01:10:39,024 we'll have a party. Um... 1023 01:10:39,025 --> 01:10:40,609 And at the party, we'll give her the booby prize. 1024 01:10:40,610 --> 01:10:43,403 Ha-ha. What's four? 1025 01:10:43,404 --> 01:10:44,947 Um... 1026 01:10:47,283 --> 01:10:48,700 Crap. 1027 01:10:48,701 --> 01:10:50,327 Bring the victim to land, dummy. 1028 01:10:50,328 --> 01:10:52,454 - Mm. - Then five? 1029 01:10:52,455 --> 01:10:55,832 Call the undertaker. 1030 01:10:59,212 --> 01:11:00,921 This is serious business. 1031 01:11:00,922 --> 01:11:03,089 I got to know all of this to get the lifesaving merit badge. 1032 01:11:03,090 --> 01:11:05,800 More kids die in swimming accidents 1033 01:11:05,801 --> 01:11:07,302 than in any other kind of accident. 1034 01:11:07,303 --> 01:11:08,470 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1035 01:11:08,471 --> 01:11:09,971 Not everything is a big joke. 1036 01:11:09,972 --> 01:11:12,307 Okay, okay. So what's step number five? 1037 01:11:12,308 --> 01:11:14,309 It's just-- You laugh at everything, 1038 01:11:14,310 --> 01:11:15,685 even when nothing's funny. 1039 01:11:15,686 --> 01:11:17,437 You always have to be the center of attention. 1040 01:11:17,438 --> 01:11:21,107 Eat. And don't talk with your mouth full. 1041 01:11:21,108 --> 01:11:24,277 I'm not eating this crud before a swimming test. 1042 01:11:24,278 --> 01:11:26,613 You can get cramps in the water if you eat before, 1043 01:11:26,614 --> 01:11:28,490 and you can drown from getting cramps! 1044 01:11:28,491 --> 01:11:29,741 Stop shouting at her! 1045 01:11:29,742 --> 01:11:32,160 Sammy Fabelman, goddamn it! 1046 01:11:32,161 --> 01:11:33,495 For weeks now, 1047 01:11:33,496 --> 01:11:35,830 it has been nothing but disrespect from you! 1048 01:11:35,831 --> 01:11:37,040 Disrespect?! 1049 01:11:37,041 --> 01:11:39,292 Why are you being such a little shit to me?! 1050 01:11:39,293 --> 01:11:40,710 Damn it to hell, I am your mother! 1051 01:11:40,711 --> 01:11:43,005 I wish you weren't! 1052 01:12:06,362 --> 01:12:10,156 Oh. Let me see. 1053 01:12:10,157 --> 01:12:12,158 Oh, my God. 1054 01:12:12,159 --> 01:12:13,368 Oh, what have I done? 1055 01:12:19,208 --> 01:12:20,751 Talk to me. 1056 01:12:21,627 --> 01:12:23,628 Oh, Sammy, please talk to me. 1057 01:12:23,629 --> 01:12:25,171 Tell me what's happening. 1058 01:12:25,172 --> 01:12:30,094 Do you have any idea how much I love you? 1059 01:12:39,186 --> 01:12:41,063 Don't go. 1060 01:15:23,517 --> 01:15:24,894 Mom. 1061 01:15:25,895 --> 01:15:27,229 Mom. 1062 01:15:29,648 --> 01:15:31,317 I won't tell. 1063 01:15:33,402 --> 01:15:35,654 I won't tell. I won't. 1064 01:15:36,947 --> 01:15:39,365 I won't tell. 1065 01:15:39,366 --> 01:15:40,910 I won't. 1066 01:16:01,806 --> 01:16:03,766 Sure about this? 1067 01:16:05,142 --> 01:16:06,727 Mm-hmm. 1068 01:16:08,729 --> 01:16:11,064 There you go. Bought and paid for. 1069 01:16:11,065 --> 01:16:13,734 Oh. Just a second. It's in the back. 1070 01:16:17,446 --> 01:16:19,739 Stocking up on Kodak before the big move? 1071 01:16:19,740 --> 01:16:21,199 N-No, I'm... 1072 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,326 Smart. Film's cheaper here than in California. 1073 01:16:23,327 --> 01:16:26,287 I bet everything's more expensive there. 1074 01:16:26,288 --> 01:16:27,956 You're losing your steadiest customer. 1075 01:16:27,957 --> 01:16:32,627 Him and his whole family, they're moving west. 1076 01:16:32,628 --> 01:16:34,712 He just sold me his camera. 1077 01:16:34,713 --> 01:16:36,965 Oh, yeah? How come? 1078 01:16:36,966 --> 01:16:38,466 Says he's finished. 1079 01:16:38,467 --> 01:16:40,677 Sorry about the wait, Mr. Loewy. 1080 01:16:40,678 --> 01:16:42,637 We had to order it special. 1081 01:16:42,638 --> 01:16:44,181 You bought a camera? 1082 01:16:47,685 --> 01:16:49,477 It's for you! 1083 01:16:49,478 --> 01:16:51,855 I know how much you loved using it for your war picture, 1084 01:16:51,856 --> 01:16:53,481 so I figured you ought to have one of your own. 1085 01:16:53,482 --> 01:16:58,319 It's, um, a "bon voyage," "see you later, alligator," 1086 01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:01,907 "I believe in you" present from your uncle Bennie. 1087 01:17:12,710 --> 01:17:14,962 Because it's from me? 1088 01:17:16,755 --> 01:17:19,090 This move? Huh? 1089 01:17:19,091 --> 01:17:22,135 This is your dad's glory-hallelujah moment. 1090 01:17:22,136 --> 01:17:25,722 And, oy vavoy, Sammy, does that guy ever deserve it. 1091 01:17:25,723 --> 01:17:27,390 All the way back when, back at RCA, 1092 01:17:27,391 --> 01:17:29,058 he knew what computing was gonna be about 1093 01:17:29,059 --> 01:17:31,519 before practically anybody else knew it. 1094 01:17:33,105 --> 01:17:35,315 And IBM? 1095 01:17:35,316 --> 01:17:37,275 That's where guys like Burt are figuring out 1096 01:17:37,276 --> 01:17:40,028 how to use what he's made to... 1097 01:17:40,029 --> 01:17:42,071 They're gonna change the whole goddamn world, 1098 01:17:42,072 --> 01:17:44,450 so this was the right decision. 1099 01:17:47,870 --> 01:17:50,080 For all sorts of reasons. 1100 01:17:53,042 --> 01:17:56,377 Yeah, so I'm happy for you. 1101 01:17:56,378 --> 01:17:58,463 You know I am. 1102 01:17:58,464 --> 01:18:00,174 But I'm gonna miss you. 1103 01:18:00,966 --> 01:18:03,218 All of you, a lot. 1104 01:18:10,267 --> 01:18:12,769 You think whatever bad things you want about me, kiddo, 1105 01:18:12,770 --> 01:18:14,062 but you stop making movies, 1106 01:18:14,063 --> 01:18:16,856 it'll break your mother's heart. 1107 01:18:16,857 --> 01:18:19,360 You will break her heart, I mean it. 1108 01:18:20,444 --> 01:18:22,654 She doesn't deserve that, not from anybody, 1109 01:18:22,655 --> 01:18:25,074 least of all from you. 1110 01:18:38,128 --> 01:18:40,756 I'll give you 35 bucks for it. 1111 01:18:41,548 --> 01:18:43,759 You drive a hard bargain, kid. 1112 01:19:00,943 --> 01:19:03,153 I'm still done making movies, though. 1113 01:19:03,946 --> 01:19:06,782 Everybody makes movies in California. 1114 01:19:15,374 --> 01:19:16,374 Hey! 1115 01:19:16,375 --> 01:19:18,167 Keep the change. 1116 01:19:18,168 --> 01:19:21,337 ♪ I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still ♪ 1117 01:19:21,338 --> 01:19:24,716 ♪ Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron ♪ 1118 01:19:24,717 --> 01:19:28,011 ♪ Somebody told me that his name was Bill ♪ 1119 01:19:28,012 --> 01:19:32,015 ♪ Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron... ♪ 1120 01:19:32,016 --> 01:19:33,891 When will the new house be finished? 1121 01:19:33,892 --> 01:19:36,811 A few months, in the spring. 1122 01:19:36,812 --> 01:19:38,646 Can I have my own room? 1123 01:19:38,647 --> 01:19:41,107 Everybody gets their own room. 1124 01:19:41,108 --> 01:19:43,318 - Yay! - Yes! 1125 01:19:49,533 --> 01:19:52,076 I just remembered, last night, I had a funny dream. 1126 01:19:52,077 --> 01:19:53,828 What was it? 1127 01:19:53,829 --> 01:19:56,289 I-I can't believe I dreamed this. 1128 01:19:56,290 --> 01:19:59,167 Uh, uh, uh, Bennie and me were having an argument, 1129 01:19:59,168 --> 01:20:03,172 and I hauled off and socked him right in the nose. 1130 01:20:03,964 --> 01:20:06,257 ♪ Yes, my oh my ♪ 1131 01:20:06,258 --> 01:20:09,177 ♪ And when he walked me home ♪ 1132 01:20:09,178 --> 01:20:11,429 ♪ Da doo ron ron ron, da... ♪ 1133 01:20:16,101 --> 01:20:17,810 What's wrong? 1134 01:20:17,811 --> 01:20:19,145 Is Mommy carsick? 1135 01:20:19,146 --> 01:20:21,398 Let's just give her a little time. 1136 01:20:44,421 --> 01:20:47,548 Bennie and me, we never... 1137 01:20:47,549 --> 01:20:49,675 we never... 1138 01:20:52,888 --> 01:20:55,598 I would never let it get as far as I imagine you think. 1139 01:20:55,599 --> 01:20:58,976 Oh, I never imagined any of that. 1140 01:20:58,977 --> 01:21:01,729 You think Dad knows? 1141 01:21:01,730 --> 01:21:03,147 I don't... I don't mean... 1142 01:21:03,148 --> 01:21:04,690 I don't mean, "Did you tell him?" 1143 01:21:04,691 --> 01:21:06,068 I know you didn't. 1144 01:21:06,860 --> 01:21:08,612 But... 1145 01:21:13,033 --> 01:21:15,577 But you think he has an inkling? 1146 01:21:19,373 --> 01:21:21,374 I've almost told him so many times. 1147 01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:23,751 I'll say, "Burt, there's something 1148 01:21:23,752 --> 01:21:26,254 I've got to tell you." 1149 01:21:26,255 --> 01:21:28,256 Then he looks at me like he can't conceive 1150 01:21:28,257 --> 01:21:30,007 that anything could be wrong between us, 1151 01:21:30,008 --> 01:21:32,593 so instead, I say, "Burt, we got ants." 1152 01:21:34,596 --> 01:21:36,389 Or, "Burt, could you climb on the roof 1153 01:21:36,390 --> 01:21:38,432 and turn the antenna so I can watch channel 5?" 1154 01:21:38,433 --> 01:21:40,978 Which, of course, he does. 1155 01:21:45,524 --> 01:21:48,360 I can't fight with your father. 1156 01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:53,157 He kills with such kindness. 1157 01:21:54,950 --> 01:21:56,909 I'm mean to him, he buys me a dress. 1158 01:21:56,910 --> 01:21:59,705 From Saks. 1159 01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:04,500 Mom, when I showed you what I filmed, 1160 01:22:04,501 --> 01:22:06,711 I never meant for any of this to happen. 1161 01:22:06,712 --> 01:22:08,714 Oh... mmm. 1162 01:22:11,258 --> 01:22:13,635 Guilt is a wasted emotion. 1163 01:22:14,970 --> 01:22:16,471 Hmm. 1164 01:22:19,641 --> 01:22:22,477 What's gonna happen now? 1165 01:22:25,856 --> 01:22:27,857 I'm gonna be your mom. 1166 01:22:27,858 --> 01:22:31,444 I'm gonna be the girls' mom. 1167 01:22:31,445 --> 01:22:33,321 Despite my countless faults, 1168 01:22:33,322 --> 01:22:35,781 I'm not ruining everything for everyone. 1169 01:22:35,782 --> 01:22:37,993 I'm gonna not be selfish. 1170 01:22:40,537 --> 01:22:43,956 Burt Fabelman is the kindest, smartest, wisest, 1171 01:22:43,957 --> 01:22:46,500 most patient, most decent, 1172 01:22:46,501 --> 01:22:48,628 most understanding man there is, 1173 01:22:48,629 --> 01:22:51,590 and I'm gonna stay married to him. 1174 01:23:14,196 --> 01:23:16,364 It's only a rental. 1175 01:23:16,365 --> 01:23:17,740 The new house will be ready 1176 01:23:17,741 --> 01:23:19,951 faster than you can say "Jack Robinson." 1177 01:23:19,952 --> 01:23:22,204 Jack Robinson. 1178 01:23:24,081 --> 01:23:26,208 And we're still here. 1179 01:23:27,709 --> 01:23:29,043 Just tell me if you're going to mope 1180 01:23:29,044 --> 01:23:30,419 for the rest of your life 1181 01:23:30,420 --> 01:23:31,671 or if it's something you plan to outgrow. 1182 01:23:31,672 --> 01:23:33,005 Bug off. 1183 01:23:33,006 --> 01:23:34,799 You're, like, going for the misery merit badge, 1184 01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:36,592 you and Mom with your long faces. 1185 01:23:36,593 --> 01:23:38,886 She can't even get out of bed to make breakfast and... 1186 01:23:38,887 --> 01:23:40,304 Okay, new rule, guys. 1187 01:23:40,305 --> 01:23:42,139 Um, when we walk to school in the morning, 1188 01:23:42,140 --> 01:23:44,350 let's just leave all the Fabelman mishegoss 1189 01:23:44,351 --> 01:23:46,477 behind us in the Fabelmans' moldy old rental house. 1190 01:23:46,478 --> 01:23:48,771 So, for eight hours a day, let's be normal kids 1191 01:23:48,772 --> 01:23:50,898 in an ordinary, normal school, okay? 1192 01:23:52,317 --> 01:23:53,901 Some glue on your hand or something. 1193 01:23:55,237 --> 01:23:56,988 - Too easy. - That's what I'm telling you. 1194 01:23:56,989 --> 01:23:59,573 It's like we got parachuted 1195 01:23:59,574 --> 01:24:02,785 into the land of the giant sequoia people. 1196 01:24:02,786 --> 01:24:04,745 All right. 1197 01:24:04,746 --> 01:24:07,833 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1198 01:24:10,210 --> 01:24:11,836 Up over! Nice dig. 1199 01:24:11,837 --> 01:24:13,254 Atta Johnson. 1200 01:24:13,255 --> 01:24:15,965 - I got it. I got it. - Get it up. Get it up. 1201 01:24:15,966 --> 01:24:17,967 - Oh! - Set, set, set, set. 1202 01:24:17,968 --> 01:24:19,593 - Hit it. - Take it. 1203 01:24:19,594 --> 01:24:20,928 I got it. 1204 01:24:20,929 --> 01:24:23,514 Way to get up! 1205 01:24:23,515 --> 01:24:25,891 Nice. 1206 01:24:26,935 --> 01:24:30,062 Nice. Attababy, Logan. 1207 01:24:32,065 --> 01:24:33,607 Do it again. Go again. 1208 01:24:33,608 --> 01:24:36,235 Come on, boys. 1209 01:24:36,236 --> 01:24:38,112 Good work, guys. 1210 01:24:38,113 --> 01:24:40,115 Keep the intensity. Keep moving. 1211 01:24:42,034 --> 01:24:43,826 Rotate. Nice, Jake. 1212 01:24:43,827 --> 01:24:45,536 Good job, Chris. 1213 01:24:47,080 --> 01:24:48,581 Fabelman, it won't hurt you. 1214 01:24:48,582 --> 01:24:50,166 It's a volleyball, not a cannonball. 1215 01:24:50,167 --> 01:24:53,002 Okay. Let's go. Serve. 1216 01:24:53,003 --> 01:24:54,587 Go! 1217 01:24:54,588 --> 01:24:55,796 Attababy! 1218 01:24:55,797 --> 01:24:57,006 That's good reactions. 1219 01:24:57,007 --> 01:24:58,257 Let's move. Let's... 1220 01:25:00,344 --> 01:25:02,762 Oh, my God, I am so sorry. I didn't... Oh, my... 1221 01:25:02,763 --> 01:25:05,264 I'm gonna murder you, you piece of shit! 1222 01:25:05,265 --> 01:25:07,142 Hey, Chad. 1223 01:25:08,894 --> 01:25:10,354 Cool it. 1224 01:25:11,146 --> 01:25:12,813 I am... I did not mean to do that. 1225 01:25:12,814 --> 01:25:14,982 - Are you okay? I'm... - That really hurt, asshole. 1226 01:25:14,983 --> 01:25:17,152 Watch your mouth, Logan. 1227 01:25:22,366 --> 01:25:24,533 Go fetch the ball. 1228 01:25:25,702 --> 01:25:27,162 Sure, yeah. 1229 01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:30,664 - Let's go. - Mm-hmm. 1230 01:25:32,959 --> 01:25:35,169 Hey, new kid. 1231 01:25:35,170 --> 01:25:37,172 What's your name? 1232 01:25:39,132 --> 01:25:41,092 Sam. 1233 01:25:41,093 --> 01:25:43,512 Sam what? 1234 01:25:46,598 --> 01:25:48,475 Fabelman. 1235 01:25:50,977 --> 01:25:52,937 Told you he's a kike. 1236 01:25:52,938 --> 01:25:54,688 He doesn't like Jews. 1237 01:25:54,689 --> 01:25:57,358 Nobody likes Jews. 1238 01:25:57,359 --> 01:26:00,237 Except other Jews, right? 1239 01:26:01,363 --> 01:26:03,864 So, Bagelman... 1240 01:26:03,865 --> 01:26:05,408 No, that's not my name. 1241 01:26:05,409 --> 01:26:07,201 - Don't call me that. - So... 1242 01:26:07,202 --> 01:26:09,453 you gave my best friend a concussion, Bagelman. 1243 01:26:09,454 --> 01:26:12,081 - No, I didn't. Leave me alone. - Hey. 1244 01:26:12,082 --> 01:26:14,208 Don't argue with me. 1245 01:26:14,209 --> 01:26:16,545 A serious concussion. 1246 01:26:17,629 --> 01:26:19,923 So, how do we make you pay? 1247 01:26:21,133 --> 01:26:22,466 How about this? We... 1248 01:26:22,467 --> 01:26:24,051 You're drinking from the fountain. 1249 01:26:24,052 --> 01:26:27,346 You never hear me come up from behind you, and bam! 1250 01:26:27,347 --> 01:26:30,808 I shatter your front teeth all over the spigot. 1251 01:26:33,395 --> 01:26:35,104 Hey, look at me. 1252 01:26:37,232 --> 01:26:40,360 He's demented, like, medically. 1253 01:26:41,236 --> 01:26:43,237 So watch out for yourself. 1254 01:27:06,761 --> 01:27:08,929 Close the door! 1255 01:27:14,769 --> 01:27:17,438 - Mom got a monkey. - Why'd you get a monkey? 1256 01:27:17,439 --> 01:27:18,857 'Cause I needed to laugh. 1257 01:27:22,110 --> 01:27:23,694 Oh, help me with this. 1258 01:27:23,695 --> 01:27:25,779 The directions don't make any sense. 1259 01:27:25,780 --> 01:27:27,656 Careful. Careful. 1260 01:27:27,657 --> 01:27:29,701 Get down! 1261 01:27:30,494 --> 01:27:32,745 I'll get a banana. 1262 01:27:32,746 --> 01:27:35,331 Save the curtains. They're rented. 1263 01:27:42,964 --> 01:27:44,633 Oh. 1264 01:27:45,884 --> 01:27:47,218 Uh, hello. 1265 01:27:47,219 --> 01:27:48,886 Who are you? 1266 01:27:48,887 --> 01:27:50,554 He's mine. 1267 01:27:50,555 --> 01:27:52,724 What are we gonna call him? 1268 01:27:53,517 --> 01:27:56,227 Bennie. His name's Bennie. 1269 01:28:02,901 --> 01:28:05,277 I don't want to see a psychiatrist, Burt. 1270 01:28:05,278 --> 01:28:06,570 You're scaring the kids. 1271 01:28:06,571 --> 01:28:07,780 You're sleeping all day. 1272 01:28:07,781 --> 01:28:09,490 I miss the desert. 1273 01:28:09,491 --> 01:28:11,075 I miss dry heat. 1274 01:28:11,076 --> 01:28:12,952 You haven't even unwrapped the piano. 1275 01:28:12,953 --> 01:28:15,955 You aren't cooking or shopping or unpacking. 1276 01:28:15,956 --> 01:28:17,706 Psychiatrists help you know 1277 01:28:17,707 --> 01:28:19,667 why you're feeling something. 1278 01:28:19,668 --> 01:28:21,502 They can't help you feel something different. 1279 01:28:21,503 --> 01:28:23,504 You're behaving like when your mother died, 1280 01:28:23,505 --> 01:28:26,883 like you're in mourning, but nobody's died. 1281 01:28:29,052 --> 01:28:30,595 Okay. 1282 01:28:31,513 --> 01:28:34,599 So I'll call the monkey some other name. 1283 01:28:47,696 --> 01:28:50,615 IBM's out of his league, Mitz. 1284 01:28:52,075 --> 01:28:55,077 Bennie was... He... 1285 01:28:55,078 --> 01:28:58,581 is my best friend. 1286 01:28:58,582 --> 01:29:00,583 But they don't need him. 1287 01:29:00,584 --> 01:29:02,711 This is what I know. 1288 01:29:04,504 --> 01:29:06,631 I don't need him, either. 1289 01:29:08,758 --> 01:29:11,386 Bennie wasn't your friend. 1290 01:29:12,345 --> 01:29:14,931 But you knew he was mine. 1291 01:29:17,142 --> 01:29:19,394 What does that mean? 1292 01:30:15,742 --> 01:30:18,452 Logan, I'm really, really missing you. 1293 01:30:22,332 --> 01:30:23,874 Hey! 1294 01:30:23,875 --> 01:30:25,668 Who's there? 1295 01:30:25,669 --> 01:30:27,921 Who's there? 1296 01:30:39,224 --> 01:30:41,643 Bagelman, yo. 1297 01:30:53,154 --> 01:30:55,406 I left you a little snack in your locker. 1298 01:30:55,407 --> 01:30:57,491 Did you like it? 1299 01:30:57,492 --> 01:30:58,867 Guess he wasn't hungry. 1300 01:30:58,868 --> 01:31:00,869 Uh, he said... he said it was... 1301 01:31:00,870 --> 01:31:02,830 - What'd you call it, Chad? - Kosher. 1302 01:31:02,831 --> 01:31:05,249 - Kosher. - Knock it off, moron! 1303 01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:08,043 We talked about this. 1304 01:31:08,044 --> 01:31:09,837 All right. 1305 01:31:09,838 --> 01:31:12,215 Come on. We'll be late for practice. 1306 01:31:14,759 --> 01:31:17,554 So, what is this? Are you Jewish? 1307 01:31:20,557 --> 01:31:22,015 Well... 1308 01:31:22,016 --> 01:31:23,851 Holy crap. He's got the hots so bad, 1309 01:31:23,852 --> 01:31:25,519 he can't even talk to her. 1310 01:31:25,520 --> 01:31:28,063 No, I don't. 1311 01:31:28,064 --> 01:31:30,274 Apologize to her. 1312 01:31:30,275 --> 01:31:32,359 For what? 1313 01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:35,237 For making goo-goo eyes at her, for drooling at her. 1314 01:31:35,238 --> 01:31:37,364 I wasn't drooling at her. 1315 01:31:37,365 --> 01:31:40,367 Then apologize to her for killing Christ. 1316 01:31:40,368 --> 01:31:43,621 Why are you encouraging him? 1317 01:31:44,622 --> 01:31:45,956 Go on. 1318 01:31:45,957 --> 01:31:49,210 Apologize to her for killing our Lord. 1319 01:31:50,545 --> 01:31:53,005 Ugh. Don't go. 1320 01:31:53,006 --> 01:31:54,798 - Come watch me run. - No, thanks. 1321 01:31:54,799 --> 01:31:56,383 - I'm not in the mood now. - Oh, please. 1322 01:31:56,384 --> 01:31:57,926 I run better when you are there. 1323 01:31:57,927 --> 01:32:00,596 Apologize to her, you Christ-killing son of a bitch! 1324 01:32:00,597 --> 01:32:02,556 I'm going home. 1325 01:32:04,476 --> 01:32:06,268 Go on and say sorry. 1326 01:32:06,269 --> 01:32:09,062 You're getting me in trouble with my girl. 1327 01:32:09,063 --> 01:32:11,899 You know, obviously, since I'm not 2,000 years old 1328 01:32:11,900 --> 01:32:15,068 and have never been to Rome, I'm not apologizing. 1329 01:32:15,069 --> 01:32:17,905 But hey, you know, maybe, uh, your boyfriend should 1330 01:32:17,906 --> 01:32:20,157 apologize to you for making out in the stairwell 1331 01:32:20,158 --> 01:32:22,868 half an hour ago with some redhead. 1332 01:32:22,869 --> 01:32:25,245 He-he's lying. He's... I-I didn't do that. 1333 01:32:25,246 --> 01:32:26,413 I swear. 1334 01:32:26,414 --> 01:32:28,249 You told me you were finished with her. 1335 01:32:29,667 --> 01:32:33,004 Logan, you lied to me! 1336 01:32:35,298 --> 01:32:36,633 Claudia. 1337 01:32:40,011 --> 01:32:42,931 Whoa... 1338 01:32:45,934 --> 01:32:47,893 You made a mistake. Listen to me. 1339 01:32:47,894 --> 01:32:49,269 You made a mistake. 1340 01:32:49,270 --> 01:32:50,771 - You're gonna fix it. - Bash his head in! 1341 01:32:50,772 --> 01:32:52,439 Shut up, Chad, goddamn it! 1342 01:32:52,440 --> 01:32:54,733 Tomorrow, you're gonna find her first thing, 1343 01:32:54,734 --> 01:32:56,443 and you're gonna tell her you were lying. 1344 01:32:56,444 --> 01:32:57,945 Say-say you were, um, scared. 1345 01:32:57,946 --> 01:32:59,530 Say-say whatever you got to say, but you tell her 1346 01:32:59,531 --> 01:33:02,449 it wasn't true and you did not see me doing that. 1347 01:33:02,450 --> 01:33:04,785 Or I swear, I will hurt you 1348 01:33:04,786 --> 01:33:07,038 worse than you've ever been hurt. 1349 01:33:08,456 --> 01:33:09,873 You get me? 1350 01:33:09,874 --> 01:33:12,627 Nod to show you dig what I'm saying. 1351 01:33:25,557 --> 01:33:27,266 He won't tell me who did this. 1352 01:33:27,267 --> 01:33:29,476 Ask him who did this. 1353 01:33:29,477 --> 01:33:31,478 Tell your father who did this, and he will drive 1354 01:33:31,479 --> 01:33:33,355 to that little shit's house, and he will beat 1355 01:33:33,356 --> 01:33:35,357 - the living crap out of him. - Is your nose broken? 1356 01:33:35,358 --> 01:33:37,234 No, of course it's not broken. You think I'd be sitting here 1357 01:33:37,235 --> 01:33:38,735 - if his nose was broken? - Who hit you? 1358 01:33:38,736 --> 01:33:40,362 What do you care who it was? 1359 01:33:40,363 --> 01:33:42,155 It's not like you'll do anything about it. 1360 01:33:42,156 --> 01:33:43,782 Tell me what happened first. 1361 01:33:43,783 --> 01:33:45,576 What happened is I hate it here, 1362 01:33:45,577 --> 01:33:48,912 and what happened is you brought us here because... 1363 01:33:48,913 --> 01:33:51,164 Because I got a better job, so we moved. 1364 01:33:51,165 --> 01:33:54,001 You don't even care where you are. 1365 01:33:54,002 --> 01:33:56,336 You get to go to work, and that could be in Iceland. 1366 01:33:56,337 --> 01:33:58,630 You're working with your goddamn machines, 1367 01:33:58,631 --> 01:34:01,717 so you get to be happy while the rest of us are mis... 1368 01:34:01,718 --> 01:34:03,218 - Just, come on. - Don't. 1369 01:34:03,219 --> 01:34:04,845 Well, but you-you're bleeding on the carpet. 1370 01:34:04,846 --> 01:34:06,221 It's a rental house. 1371 01:34:06,222 --> 01:34:08,348 Do you even notice how much we hate it here, 1372 01:34:08,349 --> 01:34:11,685 where we're practically the only Jewish people for miles 1373 01:34:11,686 --> 01:34:13,979 and everything is awful? 1374 01:34:13,980 --> 01:34:17,733 Do you even care that this is your fault-- 1375 01:34:17,734 --> 01:34:19,067 everything that's happening now-- 1376 01:34:19,068 --> 01:34:20,694 just because you ran away from home 1377 01:34:20,695 --> 01:34:22,070 and took all of us with you?! 1378 01:34:22,071 --> 01:34:24,281 I came here so I could work ten times harder 1379 01:34:24,282 --> 01:34:25,824 with ten times the responsibility, 1380 01:34:25,825 --> 01:34:27,326 which seems to have escaped everybody, 1381 01:34:27,327 --> 01:34:28,911 s-so I could build us a nice home and... 1382 01:34:28,912 --> 01:34:30,329 Could everyone settle? I want to say something. 1383 01:34:30,330 --> 01:34:32,080 No, no. You didn't come here to build houses. 1384 01:34:32,081 --> 01:34:33,874 You didn't come here to work. You ran away. 1385 01:34:33,875 --> 01:34:35,626 I think you have something to say to me, Sammy! 1386 01:34:35,627 --> 01:34:37,127 And if I'm right about that, 1387 01:34:37,128 --> 01:34:38,879 then get it off your chest and say it to my face! 1388 01:34:38,880 --> 01:34:41,257 I started therapy. 1389 01:36:16,060 --> 01:36:18,270 Anyways, 1390 01:36:18,271 --> 01:36:20,272 what I really wanted to say is that, 1391 01:36:20,273 --> 01:36:22,190 about yesterday, what I told you was... 1392 01:36:22,191 --> 01:36:24,443 it wasn't true, and I lied, 1393 01:36:24,444 --> 01:36:26,653 and I'm sorry. 1394 01:36:26,654 --> 01:36:28,196 But why? 1395 01:36:28,197 --> 01:36:30,198 - What did I ever do to you? - Oh, no, no. 1396 01:36:30,199 --> 01:36:31,992 - It wasn't about you. - Because that, like, really, 1397 01:36:31,993 --> 01:36:34,202 - really wasn't cool, you know? - No, I didn't mean to hurt... 1398 01:36:34,203 --> 01:36:36,580 - I didn't mean to hurt you. - Because I really love Logan. 1399 01:36:36,581 --> 01:36:37,748 Yeah, she cried herself to sleep 1400 01:36:37,749 --> 01:36:38,999 thinking he cheated on her. 1401 01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:40,250 You ought to be more considerate 1402 01:36:40,251 --> 01:36:42,252 of other people's feelings. 1403 01:36:42,253 --> 01:36:44,087 Okay, but Logan told me to say I killed Christ. 1404 01:36:44,088 --> 01:36:45,422 - That wasn't Logan. - What? 1405 01:36:45,423 --> 01:36:47,007 - That was Chad. - Why would he do that? 1406 01:36:47,008 --> 01:36:49,052 Logan laughed. He thought it was hilarious. 1407 01:36:50,511 --> 01:36:52,512 He's Jewish. 1408 01:36:52,513 --> 01:36:54,347 You don't say. 1409 01:36:55,641 --> 01:36:58,186 Yeah, I mean, since the day I was circumcised. 1410 01:37:05,651 --> 01:37:08,195 So, how'd you know she was a redhead? 1411 01:37:08,196 --> 01:37:10,322 - Oh, my God. - Hmm? 1412 01:37:10,323 --> 01:37:12,533 He was making out with Renee Reynolds? 1413 01:37:15,411 --> 01:37:17,496 - If you were lying... - Mm-hmm? 1414 01:37:17,497 --> 01:37:19,999 ...how'd you know her hair color? 1415 01:37:22,460 --> 01:37:24,295 Uh... 1416 01:37:29,884 --> 01:37:32,385 Does it hurt? 1417 01:37:32,386 --> 01:37:34,387 So, you don't believe in Jesus? 1418 01:37:34,388 --> 01:37:36,473 Monica's, like, totally hot on Jesus. 1419 01:37:37,558 --> 01:37:39,184 I can't imagine my life without him. 1420 01:37:39,185 --> 01:37:42,395 Well, we've managed for like 5,000 years, 1421 01:37:42,396 --> 01:37:44,940 so I guess it's possible. 1422 01:37:44,941 --> 01:37:47,484 Maybe we could... 1423 01:37:47,485 --> 01:37:50,862 I don't know, get together and pray on it. 1424 01:37:52,907 --> 01:37:55,283 What, like, you and me? 1425 01:37:55,284 --> 01:37:57,369 We can ask him to come into your heart 1426 01:37:57,370 --> 01:38:01,749 and, you know, see what happens. 1427 01:38:02,750 --> 01:38:04,918 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. 1428 01:38:04,919 --> 01:38:06,378 I mean... 1429 01:38:06,379 --> 01:38:09,090 What? Like, that would be, like, when? Like, today? 1430 01:38:13,427 --> 01:38:16,388 It's a lot, huh? 1431 01:38:16,389 --> 01:38:20,183 It's sort of a shrine almost. 1432 01:38:20,184 --> 01:38:22,602 A shrine to guys. 1433 01:38:22,603 --> 01:38:24,104 L-Lots of guys. 1434 01:38:24,105 --> 01:38:26,690 They're sexy. 1435 01:38:26,691 --> 01:38:28,609 I guess. 1436 01:38:31,904 --> 01:38:33,905 I mean, not Jesus. 1437 01:38:33,906 --> 01:38:36,117 Jesus is sexy. 1438 01:38:37,285 --> 01:38:39,286 Isn't that, like, a sin or something? 1439 01:38:39,287 --> 01:38:41,079 I don't know. 1440 01:38:41,080 --> 01:38:43,290 He came to us as a man. 1441 01:38:43,291 --> 01:38:46,042 A handsome young man. 1442 01:38:46,043 --> 01:38:49,129 He could've come as a girl or an old man 1443 01:38:49,130 --> 01:38:51,131 or someone with leprosy, but... 1444 01:38:51,132 --> 01:38:53,342 Nobody knows what he really looked like. 1445 01:38:54,135 --> 01:38:56,261 Probably, he looked like you. 1446 01:38:56,262 --> 01:38:58,805 Oh, because... because he was... 1447 01:38:58,806 --> 01:39:00,265 Jewish. 1448 01:39:00,266 --> 01:39:02,476 A handsome Jewish boy. 1449 01:39:03,811 --> 01:39:05,980 Just like you. 1450 01:39:22,121 --> 01:39:24,040 Let's pray. 1451 01:39:30,504 --> 01:39:32,590 Close your eyes. 1452 01:39:34,508 --> 01:39:36,843 Lord, I'm here with my friend Sammy... 1453 01:39:36,844 --> 01:39:38,094 Sam. 1454 01:39:38,095 --> 01:39:40,347 I'm here with my good friend Sam, 1455 01:39:40,348 --> 01:39:44,768 who's Jewish, and he's a nice boy. 1456 01:39:44,769 --> 01:39:49,314 Lord Jesus, he's good and brave, 1457 01:39:49,315 --> 01:39:53,360 and he's funny, Lord, and... 1458 01:39:53,361 --> 01:39:56,197 and I like him. 1459 01:40:00,409 --> 01:40:02,328 Relax. 1460 01:40:06,874 --> 01:40:08,459 Ask. 1461 01:40:09,877 --> 01:40:11,711 Ask him to come into you. 1462 01:40:11,712 --> 01:40:14,090 Ask him to enter you. 1463 01:40:16,676 --> 01:40:18,718 Um... 1464 01:40:18,719 --> 01:40:20,887 hi there, Jesus. 1465 01:40:20,888 --> 01:40:23,599 It's me, Sam Fabelman. 1466 01:40:25,184 --> 01:40:27,435 If you're real, show me 1467 01:40:27,436 --> 01:40:29,688 - a sign or something, and... - No, wait. You can't... 1468 01:40:29,689 --> 01:40:33,441 You can't ask Jesus to do tricks to impress you. 1469 01:40:33,442 --> 01:40:35,277 You have to be humble. 1470 01:40:35,278 --> 01:40:37,863 You have to beg him to. I'll do it. 1471 01:40:38,656 --> 01:40:41,700 I'm gonna beg the Holy Spirit to come into me. 1472 01:40:41,701 --> 01:40:44,828 I'm gonna draw the Spirit in with my breath. 1473 01:40:46,247 --> 01:40:48,915 Spirit, come into me! 1474 01:40:48,916 --> 01:40:50,750 Please, Holy Spirit! 1475 01:40:50,751 --> 01:40:53,253 I'm begging you, sweet Holy Father, 1476 01:40:53,254 --> 01:40:55,463 for the sake of my friend Sammy. 1477 01:40:55,464 --> 01:40:56,715 Sam. 1478 01:40:56,716 --> 01:40:58,300 Come into us, Jesus! 1479 01:40:58,301 --> 01:41:00,260 Hear our prayer! 1480 01:41:00,261 --> 01:41:01,886 Open your mouth. 1481 01:41:01,887 --> 01:41:05,473 Open your mouth and take the spirit of Christ into you. 1482 01:41:33,002 --> 01:41:35,211 Monica, Sammy, I made snacks. 1483 01:41:35,212 --> 01:41:37,297 We're coming! 1484 01:41:37,298 --> 01:41:39,049 - Oh... - Tomorrow after school, 1485 01:41:39,050 --> 01:41:41,009 want to meet out back behind the bleachers? 1486 01:41:41,010 --> 01:41:42,469 - Yeah. - Cool. 1487 01:41:42,470 --> 01:41:44,638 We can pray some more. 1488 01:41:54,482 --> 01:41:57,525 When I was a girl and I felt sad, 1489 01:41:57,526 --> 01:42:00,236 I'd go to the zoo and I'd watch the monkeys. 1490 01:42:00,237 --> 01:42:01,988 They made you laugh? 1491 01:42:01,989 --> 01:42:04,324 Yeah, yeah, the monkeyshines. 1492 01:42:04,325 --> 01:42:06,368 Oh, but there was more to it than that. 1493 01:42:06,369 --> 01:42:08,370 It was... 1494 01:42:08,371 --> 01:42:10,413 They understand what we've done to them, 1495 01:42:10,414 --> 01:42:12,374 with the cages and the people pointing. 1496 01:42:12,375 --> 01:42:14,167 We share that with them, 1497 01:42:14,168 --> 01:42:16,461 the truth of how cruel people are. 1498 01:42:16,462 --> 01:42:18,129 But if you watch them for long enough, 1499 01:42:18,130 --> 01:42:21,007 you can tell they know stuff we can't begin to imagine. 1500 01:42:21,008 --> 01:42:22,842 Important stuff. 1501 01:42:22,843 --> 01:42:25,011 And they're not gonna let us in on it 1502 01:42:25,012 --> 01:42:27,013 'cause it belongs to them. 1503 01:42:27,014 --> 01:42:28,681 It's their own monkey business. 1504 01:42:28,682 --> 01:42:31,434 Theirs. It's not ours. It's... 1505 01:42:32,978 --> 01:42:35,063 Oh, I don't know. 1506 01:42:35,064 --> 01:42:36,856 Self-possession. 1507 01:42:36,857 --> 01:42:38,734 Right. 1508 01:42:40,111 --> 01:42:42,445 They belong to themselves. 1509 01:42:42,446 --> 01:42:44,739 If it belongs to itself, 1510 01:42:44,740 --> 01:42:46,991 let it go back to where it came from. 1511 01:42:46,992 --> 01:42:49,327 Anyway, that's how come I got a monkey. 1512 01:42:49,328 --> 01:42:51,246 And a therapist. 1513 01:42:51,247 --> 01:42:53,123 He throws his poop. 1514 01:42:53,124 --> 01:42:54,916 The therapist? 1515 01:42:54,917 --> 01:42:56,209 No, the monkey. 1516 01:42:56,210 --> 01:42:57,710 That's why I'm staying in a hotel. 1517 01:42:57,711 --> 01:43:00,046 You don't have to. We have plenty of room. 1518 01:43:00,047 --> 01:43:01,965 My rabbi in New Jersey says 1519 01:43:01,966 --> 01:43:04,509 a monkey in the house isn't kosher. 1520 01:43:04,510 --> 01:43:06,052 That's why we're not going to eat him. 1521 01:43:06,053 --> 01:43:07,846 Did you schedule him for his polio vaccine? 1522 01:43:07,847 --> 01:43:09,556 - They can get polio? - Pass the peas. 1523 01:43:09,557 --> 01:43:11,057 Well, they're susceptible to pretty much everything 1524 01:43:11,058 --> 01:43:13,226 - humans are, so yes. - He hates going to the vet. 1525 01:43:13,227 --> 01:43:14,727 You see, Monica, in this family, 1526 01:43:14,728 --> 01:43:17,021 it's the scientists versus the artists. 1527 01:43:17,022 --> 01:43:18,440 Sammy's on my team. 1528 01:43:18,441 --> 01:43:20,567 Takes after me, except he's got real talent. 1529 01:43:20,568 --> 01:43:21,734 Mom. 1530 01:43:21,735 --> 01:43:23,153 And he's completely terrible at science. 1531 01:43:23,154 --> 01:43:24,737 Mmm. And algebra. 1532 01:43:24,738 --> 01:43:26,030 And sports. 1533 01:43:26,031 --> 01:43:28,408 - Will you please stop? - He showed me his camera. 1534 01:43:28,409 --> 01:43:30,493 Is he good at kissing? 1535 01:43:30,494 --> 01:43:32,078 - I'll tell you later. - Shut up! 1536 01:43:32,079 --> 01:43:34,497 - He sleeps with a camera under his pillow. - No, I don't. 1537 01:43:34,498 --> 01:43:36,249 But he refuses to actually shoot anything. 1538 01:43:36,250 --> 01:43:38,209 He should shoot Ditch Day. 1539 01:43:38,210 --> 01:43:40,378 - Mmm. Mm-mm. - They still don't have a photographer. 1540 01:43:40,379 --> 01:43:41,754 - You could volunteer. - What's Ditch Day? 1541 01:43:41,755 --> 01:43:43,548 It doesn't matter. I'm not going. 1542 01:43:43,549 --> 01:43:44,966 Something seniors get to do at the end of the year. 1543 01:43:44,967 --> 01:43:46,718 They let us pretend like we're ditching school, 1544 01:43:46,719 --> 01:43:49,053 and we all take buses to Santa Cruz Main Beach. 1545 01:43:49,054 --> 01:43:50,638 You have to go! Everyone goes. 1546 01:43:50,639 --> 01:43:52,474 My dad will lend you his camera. 1547 01:43:52,475 --> 01:43:53,808 It's super fancy. 1548 01:43:53,809 --> 01:43:55,602 Costs like a thousand dollars. 1549 01:43:55,603 --> 01:43:58,438 It's called, like, a... an "Air" something. I forget. 1550 01:43:58,439 --> 01:43:59,981 - Wait, not an Arriflex. - Right. 1551 01:43:59,982 --> 01:44:03,235 Your dad owns a 16 millimeter Arriflex? 1552 01:44:04,111 --> 01:44:06,070 Wow. Wow, okay. So, 16 millimeter on stock... 1553 01:44:06,071 --> 01:44:08,072 See, usually it's the teacher who shoots the Ditch Day movie, 1554 01:44:08,073 --> 01:44:09,866 - and it's a big joke. - That's two minutes, 45 seconds a roll. 1555 01:44:09,867 --> 01:44:11,701 At ten bucks a roll, for a whole day, that would be, 1556 01:44:11,702 --> 01:44:13,077 - like, insanely expensive. - I owe you a graduation check. 1557 01:44:13,078 --> 01:44:14,954 My dad will get the school to pay for it. 1558 01:44:14,955 --> 01:44:16,706 And I need to rent a 16 millimeter editing machine, 1559 01:44:16,707 --> 01:44:18,666 and I have no idea how much that costs, 1560 01:44:18,667 --> 01:44:20,084 - so it's not gonna work. - My dad will rent one for you. 1561 01:44:20,085 --> 01:44:23,046 Uh, we can rent it, whatever it costs, right? 1562 01:44:23,047 --> 01:44:24,965 Burt. 1563 01:44:26,592 --> 01:44:28,927 Uh, what's wrong with your Bolex? 1564 01:44:28,928 --> 01:44:30,970 You could afford to be a little encouraging. 1565 01:44:30,971 --> 01:44:32,597 About what? 1566 01:44:32,598 --> 01:44:34,390 About him making movies again. 1567 01:44:34,391 --> 01:44:35,975 Well, I didn't say that. I'm just talking... 1568 01:44:35,976 --> 01:44:38,186 - Maybe he's moved on. - On from what? 1569 01:44:38,187 --> 01:44:40,563 He hasn't picked up his camera once since we got here. 1570 01:44:40,564 --> 01:44:42,023 He'll be going to college this September. 1571 01:44:42,024 --> 01:44:43,942 Maybe his feelings about it have changed. 1572 01:44:43,943 --> 01:44:46,569 He's growing up. I'm enthusiastic about that. 1573 01:44:46,570 --> 01:44:48,154 Filming is what he loves. 1574 01:44:48,155 --> 01:44:49,906 - I don't think him... - Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. 1575 01:44:49,907 --> 01:44:51,866 Guys, can we please just stop talking about me? 1576 01:44:51,867 --> 01:44:53,409 I'd think that you, more than anyone, 1577 01:44:53,410 --> 01:44:54,702 should have some understanding of what a... 1578 01:44:54,703 --> 01:44:56,037 Let's go to your place or something. 1579 01:44:56,038 --> 01:44:57,956 Maybe your dad can show me the camera. 1580 01:44:57,957 --> 01:44:59,582 - ...a vocation, a-a calling is. - All right. All right. 1581 01:44:59,583 --> 01:45:01,000 We'll rent him the equipment. 1582 01:45:01,001 --> 01:45:02,293 He hates the beach. 1583 01:45:02,294 --> 01:45:03,795 That's why he doesn't want to go to Ditch Day. 1584 01:45:03,796 --> 01:45:05,380 But it's not your calling. 1585 01:45:05,381 --> 01:45:07,590 Is that why you can't, uh, respect it? 1586 01:45:07,591 --> 01:45:09,008 I have respect for everything 1587 01:45:09,009 --> 01:45:10,885 - he works hard doing. - He's afraid. 1588 01:45:10,886 --> 01:45:12,804 He's scared if he does, those guys will beat him up again. 1589 01:45:12,805 --> 01:45:15,056 What? No, I'm not. I never said that I was scared of them. 1590 01:45:15,057 --> 01:45:16,808 - You don't, though. - You got beat up? 1591 01:45:16,809 --> 01:45:18,810 You always dismiss what he does, what anyone does, 1592 01:45:18,811 --> 01:45:22,689 that's playful or imaginative as a pastime or a hobby. 1593 01:45:22,690 --> 01:45:24,524 You already won, Mitz. 1594 01:45:24,525 --> 01:45:26,484 I surrendered. I'm not taking the bait. 1595 01:45:26,485 --> 01:45:28,027 Can you guys please just cut it out? 1596 01:45:28,028 --> 01:45:29,904 - Oh, who's baiting who? - You're embarrassing me. 1597 01:45:29,905 --> 01:45:31,489 I said I'd take him for his polio shot the first five times 1598 01:45:31,490 --> 01:45:32,907 - you asked me, didn't I? - Well, you say you will, 1599 01:45:32,908 --> 01:45:35,159 but I guess you don't mean it, so I ask again 1600 01:45:35,160 --> 01:45:36,869 - and again and again. - He's scared of shots. 1601 01:45:36,870 --> 01:45:39,415 He's scared of the doctor. 1602 01:45:40,249 --> 01:45:43,668 I am taking the goddamn monkey to the vet, okay? 1603 01:45:43,669 --> 01:45:45,211 Probably needs a tranquilizer 1604 01:45:45,212 --> 01:45:46,713 with all this yelling. 1605 01:45:46,714 --> 01:45:49,132 Can you ask your dad about borrowing the camera? 1606 01:45:49,133 --> 01:45:50,550 He'll say yes. 1607 01:45:50,551 --> 01:45:52,552 Thank you. 1608 01:45:52,553 --> 01:45:55,221 I'm filming Ditch Day. 1609 01:45:55,222 --> 01:45:57,015 I think it's a great idea. 1610 01:45:59,310 --> 01:46:01,562 ♪ Goodbye, cruel world ♪ 1611 01:46:03,355 --> 01:46:04,981 ♪ Goodbye, cruel world ♪ 1612 01:46:04,982 --> 01:46:07,775 ♪ Oh, goodbye, cruel world ♪ 1613 01:46:07,776 --> 01:46:09,902 ♪ I'm off to join the circus ♪ 1614 01:46:09,903 --> 01:46:13,406 ♪ Gonna be a brokenhearted clown ♪ 1615 01:46:13,407 --> 01:46:17,410 ♪ Paint my face with a good-for-nothin' smile ♪ 1616 01:46:17,411 --> 01:46:19,912 ♪ 'Cause a mean, fickle woman ♪ 1617 01:46:19,913 --> 01:46:22,749 ♪ Turned my whole world upside down ♪ 1618 01:46:22,750 --> 01:46:24,751 - Nice! - ♪ Goodbye, cruel world ♪ 1619 01:46:26,253 --> 01:46:27,837 ♪ Farewell to love ♪ 1620 01:46:27,838 --> 01:46:30,006 ♪ I'm off to join the circus ♪ 1621 01:46:30,007 --> 01:46:31,883 - Go, go, go, go, go! - ♪ Gotta find ♪ 1622 01:46:31,884 --> 01:46:34,093 ♪ A way to hide my tears ♪ 1623 01:46:34,094 --> 01:46:37,597 ♪ Then I'll have them rollin' in the aisle ♪ 1624 01:46:37,598 --> 01:46:40,558 ♪ And I'll forget that woman ♪ 1625 01:46:40,559 --> 01:46:42,894 ♪ If it takes a hundred years ♪ 1626 01:46:44,480 --> 01:46:46,189 ♪ Goodbye, cruel world ♪ 1627 01:46:46,190 --> 01:46:50,151 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh, step right up and take a look at a fool ♪ 1628 01:46:50,152 --> 01:46:54,364 ♪ He has got a heart as stubborn as a mule ♪ 1629 01:46:54,365 --> 01:46:58,368 ♪ Come on, everybody, he is good for a laugh ♪ 1630 01:46:58,369 --> 01:47:02,622 ♪ And no one could tell his heart is broken in half ♪ 1631 01:47:02,623 --> 01:47:04,707 ♪ Well, the joke's on me ♪ 1632 01:47:04,708 --> 01:47:07,126 ♪ I'm off to join the circus ♪ 1633 01:47:07,127 --> 01:47:10,963 ♪ Oh, Mr. Barnum, save a place for me ♪ 1634 01:47:10,964 --> 01:47:15,093 ♪ Shoot me out of a cannon, I don't care ♪ 1635 01:47:15,094 --> 01:47:18,596 ♪ Let the people point at me and stare ♪ 1636 01:47:18,597 --> 01:47:21,307 ♪ I'll tell the world that woman ♪ 1637 01:47:21,308 --> 01:47:23,393 ♪ Wherever she may be ♪ 1638 01:47:23,394 --> 01:47:25,186 ♪ That mean, fickle woman ♪ 1639 01:47:25,187 --> 01:47:28,816 ♪ Made a cryin' clown out of me ♪ 1640 01:47:29,650 --> 01:47:31,735 ♪ Goodbye, cruel world ♪ 1641 01:47:33,654 --> 01:47:35,906 ♪ Goodbye, cruel world ♪ 1642 01:47:37,825 --> 01:47:40,494 ♪ Goodbye, cruel world. ♪ 1643 01:49:04,787 --> 01:49:07,664 Don't be scared. 1644 01:49:12,961 --> 01:49:16,506 Your mom misses Phoenix too much. 1645 01:49:16,507 --> 01:49:17,882 Tell them the truth. 1646 01:49:17,883 --> 01:49:19,884 And I can't leave. 1647 01:49:19,885 --> 01:49:21,844 This is where my work is. 1648 01:49:21,845 --> 01:49:23,179 I have to... 1649 01:49:23,180 --> 01:49:24,764 That's crazy. 1650 01:49:24,765 --> 01:49:27,600 You... you can't ruin everything 1651 01:49:27,601 --> 01:49:29,811 because you miss one place 1652 01:49:29,812 --> 01:49:32,146 and you're stuck someplace else. 1653 01:49:32,147 --> 01:49:34,774 I miss Bennie too much. 1654 01:49:34,775 --> 01:49:36,317 So? 1655 01:49:36,318 --> 01:49:38,070 We all miss him. 1656 01:49:38,862 --> 01:49:41,364 This is a different kind of missing. 1657 01:49:41,365 --> 01:49:42,991 Because what? 1658 01:49:43,784 --> 01:49:45,660 You love Bennie? 1659 01:49:45,661 --> 01:49:47,245 Don't you love Daddy? 1660 01:49:47,246 --> 01:49:48,329 Sure she does. 1661 01:49:48,330 --> 01:49:50,289 - Of course I love Dad. - And I love Mom. 1662 01:49:50,290 --> 01:49:52,625 Then why is this all of a sudden happening?! 1663 01:49:52,626 --> 01:49:54,460 Stay together. 1664 01:49:54,461 --> 01:49:57,421 You love each other, and you love us, 1665 01:49:57,422 --> 01:49:58,965 and we don't want this. 1666 01:49:58,966 --> 01:50:01,133 We don't want to have to move back and forth 1667 01:50:01,134 --> 01:50:02,677 and not live with both of you. 1668 01:50:02,678 --> 01:50:04,470 We can't. Dad, we can't. 1669 01:50:04,471 --> 01:50:05,972 You're always so mean to him! 1670 01:50:05,973 --> 01:50:07,890 That's why you're getting divorced! 1671 01:50:07,891 --> 01:50:09,809 It's because of you! 1672 01:50:09,810 --> 01:50:11,185 Don't blame your mom. 1673 01:50:11,186 --> 01:50:13,229 This wasn't her idea. It was mine. 1674 01:50:13,230 --> 01:50:16,232 - Don't-don't say that. - No, it wasn't. 1675 01:50:16,233 --> 01:50:18,860 She just said it was because of Bennie, so stop lying! 1676 01:50:18,861 --> 01:50:21,112 Both of you, stop lying! 1677 01:50:21,113 --> 01:50:23,239 I'm giving your mom a chance 1678 01:50:23,240 --> 01:50:27,952 to go back to, uh, Phoenix to live... 1679 01:50:39,339 --> 01:50:41,465 ♪ A pretty woman makes her husband look small ♪ 1680 01:50:41,466 --> 01:50:44,010 ♪ And very often causes his downfall ♪ 1681 01:50:44,011 --> 01:50:46,679 ♪ As soon as he marries her, then she starts ♪ 1682 01:50:46,680 --> 01:50:49,140 ♪ To do the things that will break his heart ♪ 1683 01:50:49,141 --> 01:50:51,893 ♪ But if you make an ugly woman your wife... ♪ 1684 01:50:54,521 --> 01:50:56,355 I don't understand how you can go back 1685 01:50:56,356 --> 01:50:58,649 to your beach blanket movie after that. 1686 01:50:58,650 --> 01:51:01,028 We're different, I guess. 1687 01:51:17,002 --> 01:51:19,296 Is she gonna marry Bennie? 1688 01:51:20,088 --> 01:51:22,257 If she wants to, she will. 1689 01:51:24,009 --> 01:51:26,385 God, she's the most selfish person in the world. 1690 01:51:26,386 --> 01:51:29,597 It must've been hard for her, married to a... 1691 01:51:29,598 --> 01:51:31,599 a genius. 1692 01:51:31,600 --> 01:51:33,559 Dad worships Mom. 1693 01:51:33,560 --> 01:51:35,062 Okay. 1694 01:51:35,979 --> 01:51:39,982 But maybe it's hard being worshipped by someone 1695 01:51:39,983 --> 01:51:41,984 you know you'll never be as good as 1696 01:51:41,985 --> 01:51:44,195 or ever do anything as good as. 1697 01:51:44,196 --> 01:51:45,489 She... 1698 01:51:46,615 --> 01:51:48,992 She laughs at Bennie's jokes... 1699 01:51:50,619 --> 01:51:53,704 ...but Dad's always been her best audience. 1700 01:51:53,705 --> 01:51:55,748 Come on. 1701 01:51:55,749 --> 01:51:57,625 She'll be fine. 1702 01:51:57,626 --> 01:52:00,586 She'll tell herself everything happens for a reason. 1703 01:52:00,587 --> 01:52:02,922 She'll make excuses like she always does. 1704 01:52:02,923 --> 01:52:04,924 You're way more selfish than her. 1705 01:52:06,718 --> 01:52:08,761 That's why you're angry at her. 1706 01:52:08,762 --> 01:52:11,722 It's because she's scared, 1707 01:52:11,723 --> 01:52:13,934 just like you, Sammy. 1708 01:52:14,935 --> 01:52:18,938 Out of everyone in this out-of-control, 1709 01:52:18,939 --> 01:52:22,274 falling-apart family, 1710 01:52:22,275 --> 01:52:25,445 the one who's most like Mitzi is you. 1711 01:52:28,407 --> 01:52:29,783 Wait. 1712 01:52:31,952 --> 01:52:33,869 Look, before I show this to the whole school, 1713 01:52:33,870 --> 01:52:36,331 could you please watch it with me? 1714 01:52:50,929 --> 01:52:52,471 ♪ He's a soft-spoken guy ♪ 1715 01:52:52,472 --> 01:52:54,557 ♪ Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang ♪ 1716 01:52:54,558 --> 01:52:56,058 ♪ Also seems kinda shy ♪ 1717 01:52:56,059 --> 01:52:57,977 ♪ Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang ♪ 1718 01:52:57,978 --> 01:52:59,812 ♪ Makes me wonder if I ♪ 1719 01:52:59,813 --> 01:53:01,147 ♪ Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang ♪ 1720 01:53:01,148 --> 01:53:02,815 ♪ Should even give him a try ♪ 1721 01:53:02,816 --> 01:53:04,358 ♪ Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang ♪ 1722 01:53:04,359 --> 01:53:07,153 ♪ But then I know he can't shy ♪ 1723 01:53:07,154 --> 01:53:10,322 ♪ He can't shy away forever ♪ 1724 01:53:10,323 --> 01:53:13,534 ♪ And I'm gonna make him mine ♪ 1725 01:53:13,535 --> 01:53:17,121 ♪ If it takes me forever... ♪ 1726 01:53:23,170 --> 01:53:25,881 Hold your breath! 1727 01:53:32,387 --> 01:53:34,055 Here. 1728 01:53:34,056 --> 01:53:37,142 Oh, wow. 1729 01:53:47,778 --> 01:53:50,155 Did you find Jesus? 1730 01:53:51,573 --> 01:53:53,492 In a jewelry store. 1731 01:54:05,003 --> 01:54:08,214 ♪ If you see me walking down the street ♪ 1732 01:54:08,215 --> 01:54:13,219 ♪ And I start to cry each time we meet ♪ 1733 01:54:13,220 --> 01:54:15,846 ♪ Walk on by ♪ 1734 01:54:18,266 --> 01:54:21,852 ♪ Walk on by ♪ 1735 01:54:21,853 --> 01:54:25,314 ♪ Make believe that you don't see the tears... ♪ 1736 01:54:25,315 --> 01:54:26,982 Hey, man, look who's here. 1737 01:54:26,983 --> 01:54:28,651 Hey! Let's get this party started! 1738 01:54:28,652 --> 01:54:30,736 Let the festivities begin. 1739 01:54:30,737 --> 01:54:32,571 ♪ 'Cause each time I see you... ♪ 1740 01:54:32,572 --> 01:54:34,573 So, in September, when I move to L.A., 1741 01:54:34,574 --> 01:54:37,243 I'm gonna try and get work in a movie studio. 1742 01:54:37,244 --> 01:54:39,454 Thought you were going to college. 1743 01:54:40,539 --> 01:54:42,332 Could you... 1744 01:54:43,416 --> 01:54:45,334 Would you ever consider coming with me? 1745 01:54:45,335 --> 01:54:47,545 I'm going to Texas A&M. 1746 01:54:47,546 --> 01:54:48,754 You know that. 1747 01:54:48,755 --> 01:54:51,507 Yes, I do. 1748 01:54:51,508 --> 01:54:54,136 But I thought... 1749 01:54:55,846 --> 01:54:59,516 ...maybe you should change your mind, because... 1750 01:55:02,519 --> 01:55:04,563 Because what? 1751 01:55:05,981 --> 01:55:08,190 - Because I love you. - Ow! 1752 01:55:08,191 --> 01:55:09,650 - Sammy! - Oh, sorry! 1753 01:55:09,651 --> 01:55:12,070 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1754 01:55:12,863 --> 01:55:15,156 That's not possible. 1755 01:55:15,157 --> 01:55:16,448 What? 1756 01:55:16,449 --> 01:55:17,867 N-No, it is. 1757 01:55:17,868 --> 01:55:19,994 Monica, I love you. 1758 01:55:19,995 --> 01:55:22,079 That's impossible. Sammy... 1759 01:55:22,080 --> 01:55:23,665 Sam. 1760 01:55:24,749 --> 01:55:27,001 We only started dating like... 1761 01:55:27,002 --> 01:55:29,295 ♪ Walk on by... ♪ 1762 01:55:29,296 --> 01:55:30,880 Everything was so normal before. 1763 01:55:30,881 --> 01:55:32,214 Why are you acting so... 1764 01:55:32,215 --> 01:55:34,300 No, because nothing's normal now. 1765 01:55:34,301 --> 01:55:36,511 They're getting a divorce. 1766 01:55:37,971 --> 01:55:39,638 What are you talking about? 1767 01:55:39,639 --> 01:55:42,350 My mom and dad, they're splitting up. 1768 01:55:43,476 --> 01:55:46,395 ♪ The tears and the sadness you gave me... ♪ 1769 01:55:46,396 --> 01:55:48,981 Jesus Christ! This is prom! 1770 01:55:48,982 --> 01:55:51,901 You can't just blurt something out like that at prom! 1771 01:55:51,902 --> 01:55:53,777 Wait. 1772 01:55:53,778 --> 01:55:54,862 ♪ Don't ♪ 1773 01:55:54,863 --> 01:55:55,988 ♪ Stop... ♪ 1774 01:55:55,989 --> 01:55:57,531 Monica! 1775 01:55:57,532 --> 01:55:59,325 Look, that's-that's got nothing to do with us, okay? 1776 01:55:59,326 --> 01:56:01,243 - I'm not... - That's not why I said that I love you. 1777 01:56:01,244 --> 01:56:03,120 - I don't know why I... - I'm not gonna change 1778 01:56:03,121 --> 01:56:04,788 my whole life and move to Hollywood 1779 01:56:04,789 --> 01:56:08,500 because your parents are having marital difficulties. 1780 01:56:18,386 --> 01:56:21,264 ♪ Walk on by ♪ 1781 01:56:22,974 --> 01:56:24,433 ♪ Walk on by ♪ 1782 01:56:24,434 --> 01:56:26,853 You can get a refund. I hardly wore it at all. 1783 01:56:27,646 --> 01:56:30,397 ♪ Foolish pride, that's all that I have... ♪ 1784 01:56:30,398 --> 01:56:32,650 Are you breaking up with me? 1785 01:56:32,651 --> 01:56:37,572 Not at prom, but of course, eventually. 1786 01:56:40,325 --> 01:56:42,493 I'm gonna pray on it. 1787 01:56:42,494 --> 01:56:46,413 And I'm gonna pray really, really hard for you 1788 01:56:46,414 --> 01:56:49,041 because you're such a fun boy to kiss, but... 1789 01:56:50,543 --> 01:56:52,211 Thank you. Thank you. 1790 01:56:52,212 --> 01:56:54,713 Wonderful. Wonderful. 1791 01:56:54,714 --> 01:56:58,300 Let's thank our band for that great music. 1792 01:56:58,301 --> 01:57:01,638 Sometimes we just can't fix things, Sam... 1793 01:57:02,931 --> 01:57:06,892 ...and all we can do is suffer. 1794 01:57:08,728 --> 01:57:11,438 Now we're gonna take a little break from the dancing 1795 01:57:11,439 --> 01:57:15,567 for a very special moment for the class of 1964. 1796 01:57:16,695 --> 01:57:20,739 Um, Mr. Samuel Fabelman, where are you? 1797 01:57:20,740 --> 01:57:22,242 Where is he? 1798 01:57:23,076 --> 01:57:24,952 Okay. 1799 01:57:24,953 --> 01:57:26,245 Bagelman! 1800 01:57:26,246 --> 01:57:27,705 Bagelman! 1801 01:57:27,706 --> 01:57:29,415 Okay, everybody. 1802 01:57:29,416 --> 01:57:31,250 Face this way. Grab a chair. 1803 01:57:31,251 --> 01:57:33,419 Let's all get close to the screen. 1804 01:57:34,587 --> 01:57:37,841 Right up front. Very good. 1805 01:57:39,092 --> 01:57:42,803 Mr. Fabelman, this is your big moment. 1806 01:57:42,804 --> 01:57:48,684 We're ready to watch your Technicolor masterpiece, 1807 01:57:48,685 --> 01:57:52,104 "Ditch Day 1964." 1808 01:57:56,192 --> 01:58:01,613 And as they say way down south in Hollywoodland, "lights..." 1809 01:58:01,614 --> 01:58:05,784 Uh, "lights, camera, action!" 1810 01:58:14,627 --> 01:58:17,504 ♪ If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life ♪ 1811 01:58:17,505 --> 01:58:19,798 ♪ Never make a pretty woman your wife ♪ 1812 01:58:19,799 --> 01:58:22,634 ♪ So for my personal point of view ♪ 1813 01:58:22,635 --> 01:58:24,636 ♪ Get an ugly girl to marry you ♪ 1814 01:58:24,637 --> 01:58:26,138 ♪ If you wanna be happy ♪ 1815 01:58:26,139 --> 01:58:27,806 ♪ For the rest of your life ♪ 1816 01:58:27,807 --> 01:58:30,476 ♪ Never make a pretty woman your wife ♪ 1817 01:58:30,477 --> 01:58:32,770 ♪ So for my personal point of view ♪ 1818 01:58:32,771 --> 01:58:35,606 ♪ Get an ugly girl to marry you ♪ 1819 01:58:35,607 --> 01:58:38,025 ♪ A pretty woman makes her husband look small ♪ 1820 01:58:38,026 --> 01:58:40,778 ♪ And very often causes his downfall ♪ 1821 01:58:40,779 --> 01:58:43,072 ♪ As soon as he marries her, then she starts ♪ 1822 01:58:43,073 --> 01:58:44,740 ♪ To do the things ♪ 1823 01:58:44,741 --> 01:58:46,325 ♪ That will break his heart ♪ 1824 01:58:46,326 --> 01:58:48,118 ♪ But if you make an ugly woman your wife ♪ 1825 01:58:48,119 --> 01:58:50,829 ♪ You'll be happy for the rest of your life ♪ 1826 01:58:50,830 --> 01:58:53,499 ♪ An ugly woman cooks meals on time ♪ 1827 01:58:53,500 --> 01:58:56,126 ♪ She'll always give you peace of mind ♪ 1828 01:58:56,127 --> 01:58:57,503 ♪ If you wanna be happy ♪ 1829 01:58:57,504 --> 01:58:58,921 ♪ For the rest of your life ♪ 1830 01:58:58,922 --> 01:59:01,548 ♪ Never make a pretty woman your wife ♪ 1831 01:59:01,549 --> 01:59:03,926 ♪ So for my personal point of view ♪ 1832 01:59:03,927 --> 01:59:06,345 ♪ Get an ugly girl to marry you ♪ 1833 01:59:11,309 --> 01:59:13,520 ♪ I'll take an ugly one anytime ♪ 1834 01:59:16,648 --> 01:59:19,024 ♪ Don't let your friends say you have no taste ♪ 1835 01:59:19,025 --> 01:59:21,193 ♪ Go ahead and marry anyway ♪ 1836 01:59:21,194 --> 01:59:24,363 ♪ Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match ♪ 1837 01:59:24,364 --> 01:59:26,824 ♪ Take it from me, she's a better catch ♪ 1838 01:59:26,825 --> 01:59:29,535 ♪ If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life ♪ 1839 01:59:29,536 --> 01:59:31,745 ♪ Never make a pretty woman your wife ♪ 1840 01:59:31,746 --> 01:59:34,415 ♪ So for my personal point of view ♪ 1841 01:59:34,416 --> 01:59:36,917 ♪ Get an ugly girl to marry you ♪ 1842 01:59:36,918 --> 01:59:38,794 - ♪ Say, man ♪ - ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 1843 01:59:38,795 --> 01:59:41,380 ♪ I saw your wife the other day... ♪ 1844 01:59:56,604 --> 01:59:59,231 - Oh, no! - ♪ Every limbo boy and girl ♪ 1845 01:59:59,232 --> 02:00:01,400 ♪ All around the limbo world ♪ 1846 02:00:01,401 --> 02:00:04,069 ♪ Gonna do the limbo rock ♪ 1847 02:00:04,070 --> 02:00:06,738 ♪ All around the limbo clock ♪ 1848 02:00:06,739 --> 02:00:09,450 ♪ Jack be limbo, Jack be quick ♪ 1849 02:00:09,451 --> 02:00:11,869 ♪ Jack go under limbo stick ♪ 1850 02:00:11,870 --> 02:00:13,912 ♪ All around the limbo clock ♪ 1851 02:00:15,415 --> 02:00:17,416 ♪ Hey, let's do the limbo rock ♪ 1852 02:00:19,419 --> 02:00:21,754 ♪ Limbo lower now ♪ 1853 02:00:22,589 --> 02:00:25,215 ♪ Limbo lower now ♪ 1854 02:00:25,216 --> 02:00:27,593 ♪ How low can you go? ♪ 1855 02:00:27,594 --> 02:00:28,969 ♪ First you spread ♪ 1856 02:00:28,970 --> 02:00:30,596 - Aw. - ♪ Your limbo feet ♪ 1857 02:00:30,597 --> 02:00:33,599 ♪ Then you move to limbo beat ♪ 1858 02:00:33,600 --> 02:00:35,767 ♪ Limbo ankle, limbo knee ♪ 1859 02:00:35,768 --> 02:00:38,020 ♪ Bend back like a limbo tree ♪ 1860 02:00:39,522 --> 02:00:41,607 ♪ Jack be limbo, Jack be quick ♪ 1861 02:00:41,608 --> 02:00:43,775 ♪ Jack go under limbo stick ♪ 1862 02:00:44,944 --> 02:00:46,904 ♪ All around the limbo clock ♪ 1863 02:00:46,905 --> 02:00:49,448 ♪ Hey, let's do the limbo rock ♪ 1864 02:00:49,449 --> 02:00:51,617 ♪ La, la, la, la-la, la-la ♪ 1865 02:00:51,618 --> 02:00:52,951 ♪ La, la... ♪ 1866 02:01:40,083 --> 02:01:42,669 Whoo! Let's go! Come on! 1867 02:01:43,628 --> 02:01:46,422 No, no, no, no, no. 1868 02:01:48,091 --> 02:01:51,635 Logan, you were so incredible up there. 1869 02:01:51,636 --> 02:01:53,637 It was amazing. 1870 02:02:26,421 --> 02:02:28,548 Why'd you do that? 1871 02:02:30,800 --> 02:02:32,676 What? 1872 02:02:32,677 --> 02:02:35,430 Why'd you make me look like that? 1873 02:02:37,724 --> 02:02:40,100 - In the film? - Yes, in the film! 1874 02:02:40,101 --> 02:02:42,437 Oh, shit! Shit. 1875 02:02:43,479 --> 02:02:45,230 What's the matter with you? 1876 02:02:45,231 --> 02:02:47,065 I've been a... a total asshole to you. 1877 02:02:47,066 --> 02:02:49,067 - I broke your nose, and then... - You didn't break my nose. 1878 02:02:49,068 --> 02:02:50,819 - Then you go and make me look like-like that. - You almost-- 1879 02:02:50,820 --> 02:02:52,571 - You didn't break it. - What's wrong with you? 1880 02:02:52,572 --> 02:02:55,574 Logan, all I did was hold the camera, and it saw what it saw. 1881 02:02:55,575 --> 02:02:58,410 Oh, bullshit! Fabelman, you made me look like... 1882 02:02:58,411 --> 02:03:00,829 like this golden kind of thing. 1883 02:03:00,830 --> 02:03:02,247 - Yeah? - And Claudia, she just kissed me. 1884 02:03:02,248 --> 02:03:04,041 - Mazel tov. - In front of the whole school. 1885 02:03:04,042 --> 02:03:05,751 - Okay, great. - I treat her shittier than I treat you, 1886 02:03:05,752 --> 02:03:07,669 - and now she wants to... - You're welcome, man. Jesus... 1887 02:03:07,670 --> 02:03:10,547 No, no. Don't... Don't go. Don't go. 1888 02:03:10,548 --> 02:03:13,592 I want to know why you did that. 1889 02:03:13,593 --> 02:03:15,594 I don't know. I ought to have my head examined. 1890 02:03:15,595 --> 02:03:16,928 Am I supposed to feel bad now 1891 02:03:16,929 --> 02:03:18,555 about all that shit we did to you? 1892 02:03:18,556 --> 02:03:19,848 Do you feel bad about all that shit? 1893 02:03:19,849 --> 02:03:21,350 That's none of your goddamn business! 1894 02:03:21,351 --> 02:03:23,268 - 'Cause you should feel bad about... - Oh, right! 1895 02:03:23,269 --> 02:03:24,936 That's why you did it. You want me to feel like crap about... 1896 02:03:24,937 --> 02:03:27,731 I wanted you to be nice to me for five minutes! 1897 02:03:27,732 --> 02:03:30,025 Or I did it to make my movie better. 1898 02:03:30,026 --> 02:03:31,443 I don't know why. 1899 02:03:31,444 --> 02:03:35,113 You are the biggest jerk I've ever met in my entire life. 1900 02:03:35,114 --> 02:03:38,617 I have a monkey at home that's smarter than you! 1901 02:03:38,618 --> 02:03:42,746 You dumb, anti-Semitic asshole! 1902 02:03:42,747 --> 02:03:45,166 I made you look like you could fly. 1903 02:03:46,167 --> 02:03:47,876 But I can't fly. 1904 02:03:47,877 --> 02:03:50,087 I can outrun any guy in Santa Clara County, 1905 02:03:50,088 --> 02:03:51,963 and I worked real hard to do that. 1906 02:03:51,964 --> 02:03:54,633 But you... you make me feel like I'm some kind of failure 1907 02:03:54,634 --> 02:03:56,843 or a phony or... or like I'm supposed to be 1908 02:03:56,844 --> 02:03:59,596 some guy I'm never gonna be, not even in my dreams. 1909 02:03:59,597 --> 02:04:01,056 You took that guy, whoever he is, 1910 02:04:01,057 --> 02:04:02,974 wherever you got him from, and you put him up there 1911 02:04:02,975 --> 02:04:05,102 on that screen and told everyone... 1912 02:04:05,103 --> 02:04:06,520 everyone that that's me. 1913 02:04:06,521 --> 02:04:08,814 And that's not me. That's... It's... 1914 02:04:10,608 --> 02:04:14,153 Goddamn it. Goddamn it. 1915 02:04:17,657 --> 02:04:19,700 Jesus, it wasn't supposed to make you upset. 1916 02:04:19,701 --> 02:04:21,743 I didn't mean to freak you out. I didn't mean... 1917 02:04:21,744 --> 02:04:24,539 Who cares what you meant? 1918 02:04:25,665 --> 02:04:27,834 Fabelman! 1919 02:04:29,252 --> 02:04:30,627 Oh, shit. 1920 02:04:30,628 --> 02:04:31,753 You liar! You backstabbing liar! 1921 02:04:31,754 --> 02:04:34,005 I'm gonna beat your... 1922 02:04:45,852 --> 02:04:47,853 You totally bought it, his whole snow job. 1923 02:04:47,854 --> 02:04:50,147 You ate it up. You moron. 1924 02:04:50,148 --> 02:04:52,817 Logan, you are so conceited and dumb. 1925 02:05:18,092 --> 02:05:20,803 Is something about to happen? 1926 02:05:21,804 --> 02:05:23,722 You like living dangerously, Fabelman. 1927 02:05:23,723 --> 02:05:25,557 No, I don't. I really, really don't. 1928 02:05:25,558 --> 02:05:27,184 Yes, you do. 1929 02:05:27,185 --> 02:05:31,104 But you tell anybody about me getting, um... 1930 02:05:31,105 --> 02:05:34,776 upset, that would be a mistake. 1931 02:05:37,069 --> 02:05:38,570 Our secret. 1932 02:05:38,571 --> 02:05:40,238 Okay? 1933 02:05:40,239 --> 02:05:42,033 Definitely. 1934 02:05:45,578 --> 02:05:47,914 Unless I make a movie about it. 1935 02:05:49,040 --> 02:05:51,751 Which I'm never ever gonna do. 1936 02:06:17,276 --> 02:06:19,195 You never... 1937 02:06:20,363 --> 02:06:22,198 What's it like? 1938 02:06:23,950 --> 02:06:27,285 It kind of shows you how out of control everything is 1939 02:06:27,286 --> 02:06:31,833 and how y-you're not in charge of anything. 1940 02:06:34,377 --> 02:06:36,586 A-And how it doesn't matter. 1941 02:06:36,587 --> 02:06:38,297 I better not. 1942 02:06:39,298 --> 02:06:42,176 In my head, everything's already out of control. 1943 02:06:44,637 --> 02:06:46,805 You're full of shit. 1944 02:06:46,806 --> 02:06:49,642 I got to split. Claudia's waiting for me. 1945 02:06:54,856 --> 02:06:58,483 Life's nothing like the movies, Fabelman. 1946 02:06:58,484 --> 02:06:59,818 Maybe not. 1947 02:06:59,819 --> 02:07:02,404 But hey, in the end... 1948 02:07:02,405 --> 02:07:04,657 you got the girl. 1949 02:07:27,555 --> 02:07:30,433 Must have been some night. 1950 02:07:32,977 --> 02:07:35,395 Did Monica like the corsage? 1951 02:07:35,396 --> 02:07:38,774 - Yeah. - Well, I told you she would. 1952 02:07:46,699 --> 02:07:48,950 That time when I hit you... 1953 02:07:48,951 --> 02:07:51,912 In-in Phoenix, when I... 1954 02:07:51,913 --> 02:07:54,539 Oh, God. You remember. 1955 02:07:56,000 --> 02:07:58,084 Not really. 1956 02:07:58,085 --> 02:08:00,003 Oh, for the love of God, it's not like 1957 02:08:00,004 --> 02:08:02,464 I spent my whole life hitting you. 1958 02:08:02,465 --> 02:08:05,091 Once. I hit you once. 1959 02:08:05,092 --> 02:08:06,718 It should've been memorable. 1960 02:08:06,719 --> 02:08:08,219 Before the swimming test. 1961 02:08:08,220 --> 02:08:10,221 Yes, before the swimming test! 1962 02:08:10,222 --> 02:08:12,557 Yes. Well, I-I... 1963 02:08:12,558 --> 02:08:15,937 I s-slapped you on your back... 1964 02:08:17,063 --> 02:08:19,230 ...as hard as I could. I screwed up your tryouts, 1965 02:08:19,231 --> 02:08:21,066 and you-you couldn't get your merit badge, 1966 02:08:21,067 --> 02:08:22,609 and then you couldn't make Eagle Scout. 1967 02:08:22,610 --> 02:08:24,152 - Ma, I made Eagle Scout. - And I... 1968 02:08:24,153 --> 02:08:26,196 - It wasn't a big deal. - Well, I left a goddamn mark 1969 02:08:26,197 --> 02:08:29,074 on your skin in the sh-shape of my hand. 1970 02:08:29,075 --> 02:08:31,409 And I need you to say you forgive me for doing that. 1971 02:08:31,410 --> 02:08:34,997 - Well, okay. I forgive you. - Because... Because... 1972 02:08:36,248 --> 02:08:38,249 - Because you're my kid. - Mom, I forgive you. 1973 02:08:38,250 --> 02:08:40,251 And-and-and my kids mean more to me than... 1974 02:08:40,252 --> 02:08:42,253 - Mom, I forgive you. - ...anything else on the Earth. 1975 02:08:42,254 --> 02:08:43,922 - I forgive you. - Because... 1976 02:08:43,923 --> 02:08:46,257 Please, please. Because how am I ever gonna forgive myself? 1977 02:08:46,258 --> 02:08:48,635 - I can't. - Mom, I-I-I... 1978 02:08:48,636 --> 02:08:50,095 I forgive you. 1979 02:08:50,096 --> 02:08:52,055 The eggs are burning. 1980 02:08:52,056 --> 02:08:54,683 Oh, God. 1981 02:08:58,938 --> 02:09:01,983 I'm doing this thing. 1982 02:09:02,942 --> 02:09:05,443 And I-I don't know if it's the right thing, 1983 02:09:05,444 --> 02:09:08,071 but it's a life-and-death thing for me. 1984 02:09:08,072 --> 02:09:10,532 And I'm sorry, but everybody else 1985 02:09:10,533 --> 02:09:12,867 is gonna have to hang on for dear life. 1986 02:09:12,868 --> 02:09:14,953 And somehow, 1987 02:09:14,954 --> 02:09:18,540 we will survive this, all of us. 1988 02:09:18,541 --> 02:09:21,626 Even your father, who I adore with all my heart. 1989 02:09:21,627 --> 02:09:25,798 He deserves so much better than what I'm doing, but... 1990 02:09:28,843 --> 02:09:31,636 ...but Bennie needs me, dolly. 1991 02:09:31,637 --> 02:09:33,805 And I need him. 1992 02:09:33,806 --> 02:09:35,306 So much so that without him, 1993 02:09:35,307 --> 02:09:37,183 I'm turning into someone I don't know 1994 02:09:37,184 --> 02:09:40,228 and none of you will know me anymore. 1995 02:09:40,229 --> 02:09:42,147 I'll just be that hateful person 1996 02:09:42,148 --> 02:09:44,149 who did that terrible thing to your back. 1997 02:09:44,150 --> 02:09:48,319 And yes, this is the most selfish thing I have ever done, 1998 02:09:48,320 --> 02:09:52,158 but I've got to do this now because, Sammy... 1999 02:09:53,451 --> 02:09:56,494 ...you do what your heart says you have to, 2000 02:09:56,495 --> 02:09:59,498 'cause you don't owe anyone your life. 2001 02:10:00,708 --> 02:10:02,667 Not even me. 2002 02:10:08,841 --> 02:10:10,884 Oh... Are they ruined? 2003 02:10:10,885 --> 02:10:13,845 I-I-I can make some more. 2004 02:10:13,846 --> 02:10:15,555 Oh, no, no, no. 2005 02:10:15,556 --> 02:10:17,266 I like 'em burnt. 2006 02:10:21,187 --> 02:10:23,354 So, Monica dumped me. 2007 02:10:23,355 --> 02:10:25,148 She did? 2008 02:10:25,149 --> 02:10:27,860 Yeah, after I told her about the divorce. 2009 02:10:28,694 --> 02:10:30,279 Huh? 2010 02:10:31,197 --> 02:10:33,823 Probably shouldn't have asked her to marry me. 2011 02:10:33,824 --> 02:10:35,950 - You did not. - Oh, but... 2012 02:10:35,951 --> 02:10:38,537 Oh. You did? 2013 02:10:39,580 --> 02:10:43,125 - In so many words. - Poor girl. 2014 02:11:04,480 --> 02:11:05,897 Dad? 2015 02:11:09,652 --> 02:11:11,904 Hey, Dad, I'm home. 2016 02:11:22,957 --> 02:11:24,874 Sammy? 2017 02:11:30,589 --> 02:11:32,925 I think I'm having a heart attack. 2018 02:11:38,597 --> 02:11:40,765 Come here. 2019 02:11:49,275 --> 02:11:51,276 It's a panic attack. Your mother gets them. 2020 02:11:51,277 --> 02:11:53,820 - What did you do when she'd get them? - I made her tea. 2021 02:11:53,821 --> 02:11:55,363 Okay. 2022 02:12:01,245 --> 02:12:04,122 Plus, you're exhausted. 2023 02:12:04,123 --> 02:12:06,124 You don't sleep. 2024 02:12:06,125 --> 02:12:07,959 I hear you walking around all night 2025 02:12:07,960 --> 02:12:09,419 or typing those letters, 2026 02:12:09,420 --> 02:12:11,045 and the three hours' drive to the college 2027 02:12:11,046 --> 02:12:12,922 - every day and back, it's... - Oh, no, no, no. 2028 02:12:12,923 --> 02:12:14,465 I can't go back to that dorm. 2029 02:12:14,466 --> 02:12:16,134 Maybe your roommate settled down. 2030 02:12:16,135 --> 02:12:17,677 He voted for Goldwater. 2031 02:12:17,678 --> 02:12:19,679 I can't go back. 2032 02:12:19,680 --> 02:12:21,055 Dad... 2033 02:12:23,976 --> 02:12:26,144 I don't know... 2034 02:12:26,145 --> 02:12:28,314 what to do anymore. 2035 02:12:29,273 --> 02:12:31,232 I don't want to disappoint you, 2036 02:12:31,233 --> 02:12:34,527 and I promised that I'd stick it out, 2037 02:12:34,528 --> 02:12:37,363 but two years is like forever, and I hate school. 2038 02:12:37,364 --> 02:12:39,616 Like, a lot. 2039 02:12:39,617 --> 02:12:44,412 And I want to get work on a movie or a TV show, 2040 02:12:44,413 --> 02:12:46,331 so I send out all those letters, 2041 02:12:46,332 --> 02:12:48,333 but nobody ever writes back. 2042 02:12:48,334 --> 02:12:50,835 And my life is just going by so fast, 2043 02:12:50,836 --> 02:12:53,046 but it's not getting anywhere. 2044 02:12:55,424 --> 02:12:58,260 Concentrate on sipping. It'll calm you down. 2045 02:13:03,599 --> 02:13:05,850 Here. Uh... 2046 02:13:08,395 --> 02:13:11,357 You can go through the mail while I get the soup hot. 2047 02:13:33,087 --> 02:13:35,422 It's from Mom. 2048 02:13:36,465 --> 02:13:38,466 It's just a bunch of goofy photos 2049 02:13:38,467 --> 02:13:40,302 from some kind of block party. 2050 02:14:26,724 --> 02:14:28,517 Dad? 2051 02:14:30,769 --> 02:14:32,521 Dad, what's... 2052 02:14:42,031 --> 02:14:44,115 Oh, Dad, I didn't mean to... 2053 02:14:44,116 --> 02:14:46,660 If you hate school so much, don't go. 2054 02:14:47,786 --> 02:14:49,620 But... Dad, we need... 2055 02:14:49,621 --> 02:14:51,331 I don't know. I would like you to 2056 02:14:51,332 --> 02:14:53,374 because this film thing... I don't know. 2057 02:14:53,375 --> 02:14:55,626 Maybe I should have put my foot down about it 2058 02:14:55,627 --> 02:14:58,297 years ago, but... 2059 02:14:59,840 --> 02:15:03,259 I know you're gonna work like the dickens 2060 02:15:03,260 --> 02:15:04,969 on whatever you wind up doing 2061 02:15:04,970 --> 02:15:08,140 because you're a chip off the old block. 2062 02:15:12,811 --> 02:15:16,398 We're never not going to know each other, Sammy. 2063 02:15:19,818 --> 02:15:22,362 How do you know that? 2064 02:15:22,363 --> 02:15:24,197 You and Mom don't anymore. 2065 02:15:24,198 --> 02:15:26,325 Yes, we do. 2066 02:15:27,242 --> 02:15:29,411 We always will. 2067 02:15:30,329 --> 02:15:32,790 I know it because... 2068 02:15:34,583 --> 02:15:36,918 ...we've gone too far in our story 2069 02:15:36,919 --> 02:15:40,172 to actually say "the end." 2070 02:15:49,515 --> 02:15:51,934 Uh, you missed something in the mail. 2071 02:16:18,752 --> 02:16:20,587 Good news? 2072 02:16:23,382 --> 02:16:25,716 They've ordered 32 half hours, 2073 02:16:25,717 --> 02:16:29,220 Fridays at 8:30 p.m. on CBS, starting September 17th. 2074 02:16:29,221 --> 02:16:30,930 We already have six shows in the can. 2075 02:16:30,931 --> 02:16:33,349 It's like Stalag 17 or The Great Escape, 2076 02:16:33,350 --> 02:16:35,059 - except it's funnier. - Mm. 2077 02:16:35,060 --> 02:16:36,477 And it's for television. 2078 02:16:36,478 --> 02:16:37,895 - And it's funny. - Yeah. 2079 02:16:37,896 --> 02:16:39,772 Or at least I pray to God that it's funny. 2080 02:16:39,773 --> 02:16:41,566 Hogan's Heroes-- that's the title. 2081 02:16:41,567 --> 02:16:43,025 What do you think? 2082 02:16:43,026 --> 02:16:45,361 - Pretty catchy, right? - Catchy. Yeah. 2083 02:16:45,362 --> 02:16:47,071 And if all goes well, 2084 02:16:47,072 --> 02:16:51,660 I might be able to offer you something next season. 2085 02:16:52,453 --> 02:16:55,497 Maybe assisting an assistant to an assistant. 2086 02:17:00,419 --> 02:17:02,336 You don't want to be in TV anyway. 2087 02:17:02,337 --> 02:17:05,548 Um, your letter said as much. 2088 02:17:05,549 --> 02:17:07,842 By the way, I love this letter. 2089 02:17:07,843 --> 02:17:09,802 - Oh. - I used to write a whole bunch 2090 02:17:09,803 --> 02:17:11,512 of these letters when I was your age. 2091 02:17:11,513 --> 02:17:14,056 You want to make movies. Am I right? 2092 02:17:14,057 --> 02:17:15,600 Well, yeah. Yes, I do. 2093 02:17:15,601 --> 02:17:17,977 But look, I'm just happy to start anywhere, 2094 02:17:17,978 --> 02:17:19,770 and-and that doesn't... 2095 02:17:19,771 --> 02:17:21,606 You know who you need to meet? 2096 02:17:21,607 --> 02:17:24,442 I mean, not for a job, 'cause he doesn't do that. 2097 02:17:24,443 --> 02:17:26,444 How would you like to meet 2098 02:17:26,445 --> 02:17:29,447 the greatest film director who ever lived? 2099 02:17:29,448 --> 02:17:31,909 And he's right across the hall. 2100 02:17:33,952 --> 02:17:35,662 Come on. 2101 02:17:40,459 --> 02:17:42,419 Wait here a minute. 2102 02:17:51,512 --> 02:17:53,638 Um, this is Nona. 2103 02:17:53,639 --> 02:17:55,431 Nona's gonna look after you. 2104 02:17:55,432 --> 02:17:56,807 Um, he's not here. He's... 2105 02:17:56,808 --> 02:17:58,226 - He's at lunch. - Right. 2106 02:17:58,227 --> 02:18:00,311 - You want to wait? - Yeah, he'll wait. 2107 02:18:00,312 --> 02:18:02,064 Sit. 2108 02:18:03,148 --> 02:18:04,858 Good luck. 2109 02:18:10,322 --> 02:18:12,031 Could be hours. 2110 02:19:40,746 --> 02:19:43,748 All right, kid, you got five minutes. 2111 02:19:43,749 --> 02:19:45,959 Probably one. Stand up. 2112 02:19:49,463 --> 02:19:51,464 Hey. L-Lose the tie. 2113 02:19:51,465 --> 02:19:53,717 You'll stand a better chance. 2114 02:21:03,286 --> 02:21:06,164 They tell me you want to be a picture maker. 2115 02:21:07,499 --> 02:21:09,667 Um, yes, sir, I do. 2116 02:21:09,668 --> 02:21:11,502 Why? 2117 02:21:11,503 --> 02:21:14,088 This business, it'll rip you apart. 2118 02:21:14,089 --> 02:21:16,633 W-Well... 2119 02:21:18,009 --> 02:21:19,176 Mr. Ford, I... 2120 02:21:19,177 --> 02:21:21,513 So, what do you know about art, kid? 2121 02:21:23,849 --> 02:21:25,516 I-I love your movies so much. 2122 02:21:25,517 --> 02:21:27,518 No. Art. 2123 02:21:27,519 --> 02:21:30,021 See that painting over there? 2124 02:21:32,190 --> 02:21:34,191 Uh, yeah. I mean yes. 2125 02:21:34,192 --> 02:21:35,693 Yes, I do see it. 2126 02:21:35,694 --> 02:21:37,571 Walk over to it. 2127 02:21:43,452 --> 02:21:46,412 Well, what's in it? Describe it. 2128 02:21:46,413 --> 02:21:48,289 Oh, okay. Um... 2129 02:21:48,290 --> 02:21:50,291 So, there are two guys, 2130 02:21:50,292 --> 02:21:52,543 and they're on horseback, 2131 02:21:52,544 --> 02:21:54,295 and they're looking for something. 2132 02:21:54,296 --> 02:21:55,546 So maybe they're scouting... 2133 02:21:55,547 --> 02:21:57,673 No. No. 2134 02:21:57,674 --> 02:21:59,675 Where's the horizon? 2135 02:21:59,676 --> 02:22:01,886 The-the horizon? 2136 02:22:01,887 --> 02:22:04,388 - Where is it? - Yeah, it's at the bottom. 2137 02:22:04,389 --> 02:22:06,056 That's right. 2138 02:22:06,057 --> 02:22:08,727 Walk over to this painting. 2139 02:22:14,733 --> 02:22:16,109 Well? 2140 02:22:17,736 --> 02:22:19,820 Right, okay. So, there are five cowboys. 2141 02:22:19,821 --> 02:22:21,989 - You know, they could be Indian... - No, no, no, no, no! 2142 02:22:21,990 --> 02:22:23,783 Where's the goddamn horizon? 2143 02:22:23,784 --> 02:22:25,576 Um, it's-it's there. 2144 02:22:25,577 --> 02:22:27,495 - Where? - At the top of the painting. 2145 02:22:27,496 --> 02:22:29,331 All right, get over here. 2146 02:22:31,541 --> 02:22:33,751 Now, remember this. 2147 02:22:33,752 --> 02:22:36,128 When the horizon's at the bottom, 2148 02:22:36,129 --> 02:22:38,005 it's interesting. 2149 02:22:38,006 --> 02:22:40,466 When the horizon's at the top, 2150 02:22:40,467 --> 02:22:42,593 it's interesting. 2151 02:22:42,594 --> 02:22:44,637 When the horizon's in the middle, 2152 02:22:44,638 --> 02:22:47,598 it's boring as shit. 2153 02:22:47,599 --> 02:22:50,352 Now, good luck to you. 2154 02:22:51,228 --> 02:22:53,854 And get the fuck out of my office! 2155 02:22:53,855 --> 02:22:55,816 Okay. 2156 02:22:59,444 --> 02:23:01,112 Thank you. 2157 02:23:02,113 --> 02:23:04,032 My pleasure. 155784