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? I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ?
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? Friendly faces everywhere ?
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? Humble folks without temptation ?
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? Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ?
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? Ample parking day or night ?
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? People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ?
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? Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ?
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? Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ?
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? Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ?
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- Hey, dudes.
- Hey, what's up?
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Just wondering if you guys have seen me
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and Tolkien's latest Tiktok?
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You guys made another TikTok?
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I think it's really our best one yet!
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Yeah, nobody really gives a
shit about your TikToks, guys.
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- Hey, really great TikTok, guys!
- Oh! Thanks!
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- Yeah, it was pretty amazing.
- Awesome!
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Well, anyway you guys gotta check
it out when you get a chance!
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- See ya later!
- Yeah, see you guys!
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Hey fellas! Loved that last TikTok!
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Thanks, Butters!
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Konnichiwa!
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Sayonara!
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Kochi, kochi, kochi!
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Sayonara!
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Konnichiwa!
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Sayonara...
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What the [BLEEP] is this?
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Seriously, what the [BLEEP] is this?
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Have you guys noticed
that Kyle and Tolkien
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are, like, doing
everything together lately?
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Yeah, they're quite the
little team, aren't they?
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I, uh... I'm gonna inside, guys.
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I'm gonna get some homework done.
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Wow. I feel really bad for Stan.
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It's gotta be hard to
suddenly have your best friend
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always hanging with someone else.
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Mrph.
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I gotta see if there's
some way I can help.
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There's a little voice inside me
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that can't stand to
see my friend suffer.
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Mrph rmh rmphm?
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I'm gonna go be a good Christian.
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Okay, just the woodwinds
for this section.
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Hey, Tolkien! What's goin' on?
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This is the brass section.
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Yeah, I know. I was just...
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I was noticing that
you're kind of hanging out
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a lot with Kyle lately.
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Is there a problem with that?
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No, I think it's amazing.
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It's awesome that someone
like you could be okay
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with someone like him,
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given all the new information lately.
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You know, the stuff
that's come out about
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how the Jews stole the
Black race's identity,
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that the lost tribes of Judah
were actually all Africans.
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You didn't hear about this?
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Black people are actually the Jews
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and people like Kyle
have taken that from them?
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- Stop talking to me.
- When the Jews came to America
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to escape persecution in World War II,
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they found that Blacks were
already the underclass in America,
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so they had to invent
a story for themselves
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which they can make everyone believe
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because Kyle runs Hollywood!
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Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien.
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Hey, Stan.
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Guess what. I have
some good news for you.
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What?
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A little magic fairy told me
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that you and Kyle are gonna
get back together soon.
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I don't care that Kyle is
making TikToks with Tolkien.
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Yes, you do.
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But don't worry, Stan.
It's almost Valentine's Day.
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And the little angel on my shoulder
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says that Kyle is gonna come
running back to you any minute.
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Hey, Stan.
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Oh.
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Hey, Kyle.
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- Rm!
- Uh-huh.
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- Well, dude, you wanna sit down?
- Oh, no sorry.
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I was actually just seeing if you
had a phone charger I could borrow.
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Me and Tolkien are making
another TikTok video
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and my stupid phone died!
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Oh. Yeah. Sure.
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Thanks, dude!
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Tolkien, I got one, dude!
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The [BLEEP] is going on?
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Well, um, I'm gonna
head back to class, guys.
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I don't get it. The little
cupid is always right.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm.
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Why didn't Tolkien listen?
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Did you tell him about
the Black Hebrew tribes?
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Yeah, I told him everything, Cupid Ye!
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And did you tell him how the Jews stole
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Black people's identity?
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Yeah, but it didn't work, Cupid Ye.
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That's okay, Eric!
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Remember, being a good Christian means
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helping people even when it's hard.
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You're right, Cupid Ye.
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Can you help make sure
Tolkien hears our message?
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Spreading information
is like spreading love.
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I'll help you get the word out, Eric!
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Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee!
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? All the pretty girls
walk like this, this, this ?
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? This, this ?
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? Pretty girls walk like
this, this, this, this ?
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Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien.
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Look how many likes we're
getting for this one!
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Hey, Kyle, you got a minute?
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Yeah. What's up?
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Well, there's this rumor starting
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to go around the school.
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Kids are saying that, like...
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I don't know, that,
like, you run Hollywood?
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What?
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I told Scott that that's
just people being dumb
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and he shouldn't listen
to stuff like that.
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But... Scott and I do
have this sweet movie idea
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about a dude who has guns for hands
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and we have the first
20 pages written, so...
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You don't really run Hollywood, right?
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I'm not even going to
justify that with a response.
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Because repeating a derogatory slur,
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even for the purpose of refuting it,
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can make stupid people think it's valid!
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Holy shit. Kyle runs Hollywood.
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Kyle runs Hollywood, and
you [BLEEP] up the pitch!
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How'd I [BLEEP] up the pitch?!
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You gotta tell him what the stakes are.
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People who make movies, they
just care about the stakes!
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The guy has guns for hands!
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Mr. Cartman, did you or did you
not tell students at this school
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that Kyle runs Hollywood?
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I think I did say that, yes.
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And why would you say
such an intolerant,
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offensive thing like that?
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Somebody runs Hollywood.
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Lots of people run Hollywood!
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Yes, lots of... people like Kyle.
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Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous
frickin ground here, buddy!
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I'm sorry, why is it so offensive
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to say who runs Hollywood?
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People like Hollywood. Hollywood's cool.
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The Jews should be honored
to be in charge of it.
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Hey! I am telling you right now, Eric.
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The next time anyone says anything about
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Kyle running Hollywood, that person
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is gonna have two months detention.
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Two months?!
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Jesus, Mary mother full of grace.
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You guys really take this seriously.
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Please help me be the
best Christian I can be.
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All I want is to help people,
but nobody understands.
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Please, I can't do this alone.
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Tee hee hee!
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There you are, Cupid Ye!
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Sorry, Eric, I was just busy
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praising our Savior's
name in the music studio!
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The Principal said I can't talk about
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Kyle running Hollywood
anymore, Cupid Ye!
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Well, of course, Eric!
They're trying to silence you.
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That's what they do.
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Who's they?
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Oh right... them.
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Tee hee hee! Jews!
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But Cupid Ye, I have to
get to Tolkien or else
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Stan is gonna be sad forever!
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Okay! I'll help you help
your friend however I can.
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You're such a good Christian, Eric.
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Thanks.
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Just don't do anything
too drastic, okay?
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What do you mean?
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I dunno know, it's just...
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ever since you changed your
name and got all into Jesus,
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you've been acting a little
bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye.
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Tee hee hee! Don't worry, Eric!
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I'm gonna make everything better!
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Praiiise Jesus!
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Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee hee!
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The true Jews of Israel
are your Black ancestors...
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Tee hee hee..
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Huh?
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You think you and Kyle
make TikToks together?
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Kyle only cares about money.
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Tee hee hee...
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Mmm?
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Think about it.
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Are you really making TikToks together,
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or is Kyle profiting off of you?
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It's just like the
lost tribes of Israel.
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Kyle wants to take all the
credit for what you doing.
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Tolkien?
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Oh, Jesus!
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Hey, I didn't see you at the playground.
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Thought we were doing
that morning TikTok.
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Oh yeah, sorry.
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I didn't get the best sleep last night.
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Everything okay?
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Hey, Kyle! How's it going, man?
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Good, Jimmy. How are you?
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Great! F-F-Fantastic!
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Is there something you wanted, Jimmy?
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Oh, yeah!
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I just realized that I've
never given you my headshot.
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You know, just in case
anything ever comes up.
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Anything like what?
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Anything like...
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Anything you might need my headshot for.
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Jimmy, I do not run Hollywood!
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Well, that's not what everyone's saying.
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Everyone! I do not run Hollywood!
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Get a [BLEEP] clue!
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God dammit! This thing
has gotten out of control!
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Ah, it's not a big deal.
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It's a huge deal!
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It's an attack on my ethnicity, Tolkien.
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You don't understand!
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I don't understand?
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Yeah, Tolkien.
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There's lots of Black people in the NBA,
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but nobody says, "The NBA
is run by Black people!"
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That's because the NBA
is run by white people!
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Okay, yeah, good point.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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You wanna just go make
the morning TikTok?
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Yeah, sure. We still have time.
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Cool, come on.
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Stan?
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Sometimes, Jesus works slowly.
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Stop talking to me.
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Hey, Ger. You got a minute to talk?
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Yeah, what's up, Randy?
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Look, I...
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I know that boys will be boys
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and as parents, we can't always control
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what their personal decisions are.
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No, of course not.
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I just want you to
know first off that...
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your son is a great kid.
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You know, Stan and Kyle have
always been really close,
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and I know their friendship
has meant so much.
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What's happened, Randy?
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Well, Gerald, I don't know
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if you can just talk to your son but...
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can we just admit this whole
woke thing isn't working?
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Woke thing?
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I mean, it's been great in so many ways,
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but now it's like every
movie and every TV show.
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You know, it's like, you
can see through it now.
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Audiences want to be entertained.
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They don't want to be preached at,
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and if you're just
doing shows and movies
257
00:11:23,729 --> 00:11:25,414
that have like an agenda, it's like...
258
00:11:25,442 --> 00:11:27,358
It's just going to keep failing.
259
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,518
Randy, what are you talking about?
260
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,725
Box office is down,
people are tuning out.
261
00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:34,033
You know it's what killed
the Marvel franchise.
262
00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:37,062
And just as a side note,
I'm gonna say it out loud.
263
00:11:37,226 --> 00:11:39,895
"Avatar 2" sucked. It
just sucked, Gerald.
264
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,435
Someone had to be
brave enough to say it.
265
00:11:41,436 --> 00:11:43,904
God dammit! I do not
[BLEEP] run Hollywood!
266
00:11:44,505 --> 00:11:46,140
Gerald, can you talk to him?
267
00:11:46,145 --> 00:11:47,480
Kyle, what is he talking about?!
268
00:11:47,485 --> 00:11:48,773
He's just being an idiot
269
00:11:48,778 --> 00:11:50,469
and listening to what
[BLEEP] Eric Cartman said!
270
00:11:50,473 --> 00:11:52,343
I did not hear it from Eric Cartman.
271
00:11:52,348 --> 00:11:55,484
I heard it from a prominent,
respected artist on television.
272
00:11:55,489 --> 00:11:56,781
Who?!
273
00:11:56,786 --> 00:11:59,222
Our next guest is a world
famous rapper and artist
274
00:11:59,227 --> 00:12:01,717
who claims that the Jews run Hollywood.
275
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,824
What exactly do you mean by that?
276
00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:06,622
Well, mostly I just mean
that Jews control everything
277
00:12:06,627 --> 00:12:08,395
we see on TV and the movies.
278
00:12:08,396 --> 00:12:10,664
And why do you not want to
show your face right now?
279
00:12:10,665 --> 00:12:12,172
Well, that's 'cause
there's this one Jew...
280
00:12:12,176 --> 00:12:13,742
Um, his name is Kyle.
281
00:12:13,747 --> 00:12:16,999
And he can totally retaliate me,
'cause he like, runs Hollywood.
282
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,336
Yeah, and Jews try to
silence people all the time.
283
00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:21,575
Especially Black people.
284
00:12:21,576 --> 00:12:23,265
Yeah, especially Black people.
285
00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:25,407
That's because of all the
new information lately.
286
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,008
The new information about
how the chosen people
287
00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:28,177
were actually Africans.
288
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,780
So, you know, Black people
have really been hurt by the Jews.
289
00:12:30,785 --> 00:12:33,041
Yeah, so Hitler actually
wasn't a bad guy.
290
00:12:33,046 --> 00:12:34,655
Yeah, so... Whoa, whoa, Cupid Ye.
291
00:12:34,656 --> 00:12:35,923
That's going a bit too far.
292
00:12:35,924 --> 00:12:37,414
He's just trying to be shocking.
293
00:12:37,796 --> 00:12:39,426
What are you watching, honey?
294
00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:41,469
I have no idea.
295
00:12:47,144 --> 00:12:49,579
- ? Mommy? ?
- ? What is it, Caillou? ?
296
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:52,134
? Can I get Roblox on my Xbox? ?
297
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,799
? Sure thing, Caillou,
as long as it's free ?
298
00:12:54,809 --> 00:12:57,344
? Oh, for sure, it is for free ?
299
00:12:57,345 --> 00:12:59,180
Okay, wait, wait, cut. Hang on.
300
00:12:59,338 --> 00:13:01,340
Let's try it again. I think
you forgot the words.
301
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,450
Yeah, sorry. I'm just tired.
302
00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:04,785
I didn't get the best sleep last night.
303
00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:06,287
Maybe I should do the mom part.
304
00:13:06,288 --> 00:13:07,973
Nah, you do the kid part. It's funnier.
305
00:13:07,978 --> 00:13:10,165
Okay, yeah. I guess you call the shots.
306
00:13:10,719 --> 00:13:12,188
What's that supposed to mean?
307
00:13:12,193 --> 00:13:14,126
Just means you're in charge.
308
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,363
Oh, I'm in charge,
309
00:13:16,364 --> 00:13:18,032
Like I control things?
310
00:13:18,033 --> 00:13:20,918
Huh, are you gonna start
saying I run Hollywood now too?
311
00:13:20,923 --> 00:13:22,169
I didn't say you run Hollywood.
312
00:13:22,170 --> 00:13:24,305
And honestly, I'm getting
kind of sick of hearing it.
313
00:13:24,306 --> 00:13:25,573
You're sick of hearing it?
314
00:13:25,574 --> 00:13:26,782
Yeah, I'm sick of hearing it.
315
00:13:26,787 --> 00:13:28,571
Oh, my God, are you
listening to yourself?
316
00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:30,811
You of all people should
have some compassion.
317
00:13:30,812 --> 00:13:32,806
Oh, really? Why me of all people, Kyle?
318
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:34,345
You seriously don't know why?
319
00:13:34,376 --> 00:13:36,545
You know that Jews have
stood alongside Blacks
320
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,319
since the Civil Rights
movement began, right?
321
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,987
What does that have to do with anything?
322
00:13:39,988 --> 00:13:41,922
I'm just saying I thought
you'd be a better friend.
323
00:13:41,923 --> 00:13:43,224
'Cause you're like...
324
00:13:43,225 --> 00:13:45,532
'Cause I'm like what? Black?
325
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,057
Oh my God, this is so awesome.
326
00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:49,496
Whatever, Tolkien.
327
00:13:49,497 --> 00:13:50,731
Now you're gonna act like I somehow
328
00:13:50,732 --> 00:13:51,999
did something wrong to you.
329
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,181
No, you didn't do it to me.
330
00:13:53,186 --> 00:13:55,150
It just seems to work out that
way all the time for you people.
331
00:13:55,154 --> 00:13:56,251
You people?
332
00:13:56,256 --> 00:13:58,063
No, it works that way for you people!
333
00:13:58,068 --> 00:14:00,610
You know what? I don't wanna
make TikToks with you anymore!
334
00:14:00,615 --> 00:14:02,384
I don't wanna make
TikToks with you anymore!
335
00:14:02,389 --> 00:14:03,690
Good!
336
00:14:03,695 --> 00:14:05,329
Good!
337
00:14:07,474 --> 00:14:08,775
We did it.
338
00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:10,315
I can't believe we did it.
339
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:13,515
Praise Christ! They'll
probably never talk again!
340
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,856
And now Stan can have
his best friend back.
341
00:14:15,857 --> 00:14:19,093
Yeah, and we can spread our Nazi message
342
00:14:19,094 --> 00:14:20,294
all over the world!
343
00:14:20,295 --> 00:14:22,173
Whoa, whoa, okay, Cupid Ye.
344
00:14:22,178 --> 00:14:23,859
You mean our Christian message.
345
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,567
It's the same thing. Christian
message, Nazi message.
346
00:14:26,568 --> 00:14:28,056
Hitler was a great Christian.
347
00:14:28,061 --> 00:14:29,765
Cupid Ye, are you okay?
348
00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:31,285
Do you need to, like, talk to somebody?
349
00:14:31,289 --> 00:14:32,289
I mean it.
350
00:14:32,294 --> 00:14:34,030
People have to die so that
the better races can live.
351
00:14:34,034 --> 00:14:36,860
Okay, Cupid Ye. Time to go back inside.
352
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,793
Tee hee hee hee! Tee hee hee!
353
00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:41,667
Come on, let's go, Ye.
354
00:14:41,749 --> 00:14:43,050
I don't think so, dawg!
355
00:14:43,051 --> 00:14:45,953
Let's go torch some mother[BLEEP]!
356
00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:55,913
Deathcon one, bitches!
357
00:14:56,919 --> 00:14:58,560
Yeeee?!
358
00:15:02,337 --> 00:15:04,595
Yeeeeeeeeeeee!
359
00:15:05,349 --> 00:15:07,117
Oh, shit.
360
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,445
Yeah?
361
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,678
Stan! We aren't safe!
362
00:15:15,683 --> 00:15:16,993
What?
363
00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:19,181
He's totally gone crazy.
364
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,572
I don't think I can
reason with him anymore!
365
00:15:20,576 --> 00:15:21,643
Reason with who?
366
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,188
Stan, listen to me.
367
00:15:23,193 --> 00:15:25,296
There's someone who's been
messing with Kyle and Tolkien.
368
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,618
He said it was to be
a good Christian, but...
369
00:15:28,225 --> 00:15:30,727
But I think he's just been
using Christianity as an excuse
370
00:15:30,732 --> 00:15:32,634
to be a racist piece of shit.
371
00:15:33,728 --> 00:15:35,063
What did you do?
372
00:15:35,364 --> 00:15:36,938
Not me, Stan!
373
00:15:36,943 --> 00:15:40,447
This is going to be extremely
hard to believe, but...
374
00:15:40,636 --> 00:15:42,037
There's a little magic angel
375
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,204
that comes each year
around Valentine's Day.
376
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,912
He spreads love and brings
lonely people together.
377
00:15:46,985 --> 00:15:48,319
But this year is different.
378
00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:50,593
Cupid me found Christ
and changed his name.
379
00:15:50,598 --> 00:15:53,220
And I have to find a way
to get him back on his meds.
380
00:15:53,772 --> 00:15:55,207
Dude, Cartman, are you okay?
381
00:15:55,212 --> 00:15:56,681
Do you need to, like, talk to somebody?
382
00:15:56,685 --> 00:15:58,754
Stan, do you believe in Santa Claus?
383
00:15:58,759 --> 00:15:59,960
Yeah.
384
00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:01,567
Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?
385
00:16:01,572 --> 00:16:02,806
I guess so.
386
00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:05,047
Then believe that tomorrow
is Valentine's Day...
387
00:16:05,052 --> 00:16:07,554
and there's no telling
what Cupid Ye is capable of.
388
00:16:11,228 --> 00:16:13,730
_
389
00:16:16,912 --> 00:16:18,981
Happy Valentine's Day, Clyde!
390
00:16:19,389 --> 00:16:21,324
Here's a Valentine for you, Red!
391
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,759
Ah, Valentine's day. Isn't it nice?
392
00:16:25,764 --> 00:16:27,399
Love is in the air!
393
00:16:32,719 --> 00:16:34,876
? Dee deet deedle-y doo! ?
394
00:16:34,881 --> 00:16:37,235
? I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger ?
395
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,716
? But she ain't messin'
with no broke Jew ?
396
00:16:43,641 --> 00:16:45,176
Who is it? Tee-hee-hee!
397
00:16:45,181 --> 00:16:46,556
Hey! Asshole!
398
00:16:46,561 --> 00:16:48,897
Other people need to
use the bathroom, too!
399
00:16:55,904 --> 00:16:57,972
Whoa... Dude...
400
00:16:58,214 --> 00:16:59,983
Happy Valentine's Day, bitch!
401
00:16:59,988 --> 00:17:01,222
What the hell?!
402
00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:02,665
How about a little anti-Semitism?
403
00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:03,938
Ugh!
404
00:17:06,012 --> 00:17:08,915
Aahghgghgh!!!!
405
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,868
Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee!
406
00:17:12,224 --> 00:17:14,656
Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
407
00:17:23,796 --> 00:17:25,231
What is that?!
408
00:17:30,562 --> 00:17:31,796
Tolkien!
409
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,235
Tolkien, I need to talk to you.
410
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,415
About what?
411
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,689
Tolkien... I owe you an apology.
412
00:17:36,694 --> 00:17:38,496
Someone has been messing with you...
413
00:17:38,501 --> 00:17:39,769
and it was all for me.
414
00:17:39,774 --> 00:17:41,342
I don't get it.
415
00:17:41,347 --> 00:17:44,302
I've been jealous about
you and Kyle's TikToks.
416
00:17:53,509 --> 00:17:55,923
Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee!
417
00:18:04,761 --> 00:18:06,229
Attention, students!
418
00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:08,524
There is a giant bee in the school!
419
00:18:08,529 --> 00:18:10,597
Get somewhere safe! There's a giant bee!
420
00:18:10,602 --> 00:18:12,271
Oh, Jesus, here it is!
421
00:18:12,284 --> 00:18:13,774
Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
422
00:18:13,779 --> 00:18:15,981
Oh, God! It's a bee!!
423
00:18:16,339 --> 00:18:18,274
Look, there he is!
424
00:18:21,259 --> 00:18:23,228
What do you think you're doing, Kyle?
425
00:18:24,841 --> 00:18:26,477
W-What do you mean?
426
00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:28,451
A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?!
427
00:18:28,452 --> 00:18:30,126
What were you thinking?
428
00:18:30,131 --> 00:18:32,734
How many more superheroes
do you think we need?!
429
00:18:32,739 --> 00:18:34,474
Mario Brothers, Kyle?!
430
00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:37,649
You seriously can't do
better than Mario Brothers?!
431
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,355
That's enough, you guys!
432
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:43,394
Tolkien?
433
00:18:43,399 --> 00:18:44,431
I'm sorry, Kyle.
434
00:18:44,436 --> 00:18:45,845
It's not his fault, it's mine!
435
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:48,282
I was jealous of you
guys and your TikToks.
436
00:18:48,366 --> 00:18:51,702
What are you waiting for?!
Let's jack up these mofos!
437
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,391
- Holy shit!
- What the hell is that?!
438
00:18:54,602 --> 00:18:56,304
Cupid Yeeeeeeee!
439
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:02,719
Time to take your meds.
440
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,954
No! Those are how people control me!
441
00:19:04,955 --> 00:19:07,890
You're taking your meds,
Ye, one way or another!
442
00:19:12,372 --> 00:19:13,706
No! I'm not taking...
443
00:19:13,711 --> 00:19:15,194
- You're taking your medication!
- Let me go!
444
00:19:15,198 --> 00:19:16,486
- I'm not t...
- You're taking it, Ye!
445
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,947
Swallow it! Swallow it!
446
00:19:18,515 --> 00:19:19,997
Swallow it! Swallow it!
447
00:19:27,819 --> 00:19:30,524
Ye? Ye?
448
00:19:36,122 --> 00:19:37,490
Eric?
449
00:19:37,495 --> 00:19:38,863
Cupid me?!
450
00:19:38,868 --> 00:19:41,087
You guys! It's Cupid me! He's back!
451
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,150
What day is it?
452
00:19:44,155 --> 00:19:46,603
Why it's Valentine's Day, Cupid me!
453
00:19:46,608 --> 00:19:48,259
Valentines Day?!
454
00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:50,024
Well, then, I need to get to work!
455
00:19:50,029 --> 00:19:52,530
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee! Yeah!
456
00:19:53,739 --> 00:19:55,907
Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
457
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,899
We have a young man who
is joining us here today
458
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:08,607
to talk about stereotypes
459
00:20:08,612 --> 00:20:10,914
and the harm that they can bring.
460
00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:13,603
Young man, what is your message?
461
00:20:14,218 --> 00:20:17,454
My message is, we can't
control what people say.
462
00:20:17,459 --> 00:20:21,243
So we have to be smart about
what we choose to believe.
463
00:20:21,735 --> 00:20:23,771
If one idiot says that a certain group
464
00:20:23,776 --> 00:20:26,445
"runs Hollywood," look into it.
465
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:30,221
With very minimal effort,
you will find that "Hollywood"
466
00:20:30,226 --> 00:20:31,627
is a multi-tiered industry
467
00:20:31,632 --> 00:20:33,134
run by tens of thousands of people
468
00:20:33,139 --> 00:20:35,001
from all over the world.
469
00:20:36,157 --> 00:20:39,368
In the past, Jews were shut
out of most professions.
470
00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:41,642
So they came to dominate
vaudeville, which back then
471
00:20:41,647 --> 00:20:44,216
was considered too low-brow
for good Christians.
472
00:20:44,221 --> 00:20:45,990
Those Jews eventually moved West
473
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,697
and started the first movie studios
474
00:20:47,702 --> 00:20:50,338
when movies were also considered
work for the underclasses.
475
00:20:50,343 --> 00:20:51,595
And their descendants
476
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,535
are now a decent
percentage of the thousands
477
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:56,477
of people of all races
that make Hollywood run.
478
00:20:58,714 --> 00:21:00,883
This young man
479
00:21:00,888 --> 00:21:04,095
has said in plain words what
so many of us in Hollywood
480
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:07,236
have been trying to get
people to understand.
481
00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:09,696
To hear it all so
plain, and so passionate.
482
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:12,704
This kid thinks about things
the way we all need to.
483
00:21:12,742 --> 00:21:14,177
You know what I think?
484
00:21:14,182 --> 00:21:16,514
I think this kid should run Hollywood!
485
00:21:16,519 --> 00:21:18,120
Yeah!
486
00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,095
Whoa, whoa... Wait, what? Whoa.
487
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,756
- Let him run Hollywood!
- Yeah! Give the kid a shot!
488
00:21:25,761 --> 00:21:27,759
- Come on!
- Let him do it!
489
00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:30,259
God damn it.
490
00:21:30,267 --> 00:21:32,369
Let the Jew run it!
491
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,767
Let the Jew run it!
492
00:21:34,884 --> 00:21:37,884
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