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[upbeat dance music playing]
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♪ You know I didn't come to playEverybody know that I won the game ♪
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-[screams]-[horn honks]
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♪ No time to waste ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'mma serve it upLet me give you a taste ♪
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-[coughs]-♪ Zing, zing like sour candy ♪
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♪ Make your tongue numbCan you handle me? ♪
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♪ Let's goNow count it down ♪
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♪ We're going three, two, one, go ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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-♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪-♪ I like that ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ Three, two, one, go ♪
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{\an8}♪ Move it like you can't stop, mm ♪
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♪ Move it like you can't stop… ♪
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Gloria.
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♪ Move it like you can't stop, hey ♪
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♪ I said don't stopMove it now! ♪
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-Gloria!-♪ Move it like you can't stop, uh ♪
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-♪ I said don't stop, move it-- ♪-[Dad] Gloria.
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There's no school today.
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The negotiations with the teachersbroke down, and they went on strike.
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Family meeting in ten.
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Oh, can you get your sister up?She's such a deep sleeper.
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The only way to wake heris by shaking her, and she bites.
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I hear you.
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I have my own method.
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[indistinct speech]
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[man] Rusty, we'll have to do it
running faster than a cheetah!
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[young Rusty] Well, I kinda told him
that I could run faster than a cheetah.
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[man] I see. You were frontin'.
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{\an8}What is frontin', Manotaur?
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{\an8}What if I told you I can eatfour chocolate cakes in ten minutes?
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{\an8}I wouldn't believe you.You're allergic to chocolate cake.
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{\an8}The last time you ate it,you died for five minutes.
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-[laughs]{\an8}-That's right!
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{\an8}Frontin' is when you say something,but the opposite is true.
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{\an8}I remember that day.
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{\an8}You really madea fool of yourself, Manotaur.
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{\an8}Excuse me?
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{\an8}Chill, man. I'm just frontin'.
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{\an8}[both laugh]
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-Oof. I used to think Rusty was so hot.-Used to?
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Uh, we had our momentat the Day of the Dead party,
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and it didn't happen.
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Plus, he peaked at seven.
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And I'm not sure I can get overthe visual of him riding the Manotaur.
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There's no such thing as a Manotaur.Shouldn't it be a centaur?
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You're failing algebra,and yet have time to look up this shit?
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Mm.
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[Manotaur neighs]
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[chuckles]
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{\an8}[Rusty laughing]
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[scoffs] So what's your deal?You crushing?
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[scoffs] No. No, no, no, no.
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We're friends. That's all.
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And get up. Dad wants to chat.
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[scoffs]
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[sighs]
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Please eat. I have some news.
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Is it the cancer?
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-No, baby, the cancer's still at bay.-[knock on door]
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-Oh, come in!-[door opens]
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I was just about to tell the girlsabout our trip.
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Yay! Hi, ladies!
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So, Lucia just won a landmark case.
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And to celebrate,I'm taking her away for the weekend.
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Actually, I'm taking him
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if that's okay.
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Oh, we don't have to ask for permission.
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-Oh.-But is that okay?
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-Totally.-Of course.
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I hope you can get some restfrom all the sneaking around.
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Your ability to climb over a fencein a skirt, suit, and heels, ah…
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Javi, I told you. They're smart girls.
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-We see you come and go.-I hope you don't see too much coming!
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Holla! [laughs]
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-We're not there yet, Lucia.-You're right.
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-I felt that right after I laughed.-It's not a biggie. You're adults.
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Consenting adult extracurricular activity
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should be performedand enjoyed at leisure.
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-It's healthy.-[Ines] So healthy.
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So, Lucia, what's your methodof birth control?
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We're not there yet, Ines.
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Good talk! I'm pulling the plug.As I do with my wiener.
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Tonio will be around if you need anything.
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Have fun. And remember,intimacy is the key to good relationships.
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-[Ines] Mm-hmm.-Okay.
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-[door closes]-Good double reverse psychology play.
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Dad's looking for opposition,so the more we pretend to like her,
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the better chance we haveof getting her to go away.
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Okay, but what if Dad'snot actually pulling out?
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She doesn't look maternal.They'll definitely break up over a baby.
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So, no school, no Dad.
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-Time for a party.-No, we're not having a house party.
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But what about a fundraiserfor the teachers?
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Or a fun-raiser without the D.
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Or with it,depending on how crazy we wanna get.
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Yes! Where have you been my whole life?
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Protecting you. We can't have a party.
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I know. I'm gonna die without everhaving had a party in this house.
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Stop! You're not gonna die.
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We're having a party.
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Yes! No take-backs, bitch!
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Memorialize it. Text the crew.
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[car horn honks]
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[man] On top of that,
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we've been paying for our own supplies.I'm a chemistry teacher.
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-Beakers and Bunsen burners.-[phone chimes]
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They're expensive and break easily.What we need is a--
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A party! [gasps]
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This just in. Teacher fun-raisertonight at the Salazar house!
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-[Andre screams]-[Demi chuckles]
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-Are the kids really holding a fundraiser?-Oh, I don't think for money.
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-Just for support.-[car horn honks]
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Actually, it might just be a theme.I gotta go.
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Gloria wants me to help set up.
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I gotta dip too.I need to pick out an outfit for Cam.
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Oh my God, Demi.I'm so sorry I'm talking about Cam.
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It's okay. I'm so happy you're happy.
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Just don't want him to be happy.
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It breaks my heart my two favoritesare beefing. I wish you'd be friends.
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[angrily] Well, thoughts and wishesare for chumps and bitches.
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See you at the fundraiser!
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[nicely] Okay, that sounded a little mad.See you at the fundraiser!
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Bye!
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[woman] Ladies, can I get your signature?
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We support you.
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Take your timeand really hold out for what you deserve,
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even if it takes the rest of high school.
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-[door chimes]-My goal is to get drunk but not throw up,
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'cause I don't want barf breathfor my make-out sesh.
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Who are you gonna make out with?
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Hm, I don't know yet,
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but someone is definitely comingback to my room tonight.
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Ooh, here's the contenders.
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Eddie, for obvious reasons.
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-Hm.-Leo, 'cause he can roll his R's.
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And Carter, 'cause of his face.
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We need Jell-O.
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And alcohol.
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How we gonna get that?
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[Tonio] Paws off the Claw.
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Put it on our tab.
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Fine. I'll only up-sell youthe family rate. 20%.
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That's too much.Ines, let everyone know it's a BYOB sitch.
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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.You're throwing a house party?
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Then the Claw's free.
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Man, am I happy to hearthat my nieces aren't little losers.
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We're definitely still little losers,but we're ready to be among the winners.
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And I wanna get fingered!
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Ooh, okay!
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Oh, the Claw stays.
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We're not gonna hit up thatchildren's theater aftershow as planned,
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so just take the night off.Come to the party.
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Tonight will be better as a solo job,working some fees at the door.
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Tonio, this is our party.You can't charge kids to come in.
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I'm not going to.You don't make money charging to enter.
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You make money charging for the bathroom.
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Free booze means full bladders.
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-You know what I'm saying?-[knock on door]
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[upbeat pop music plays]
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-Oh! Oh!-Are you kidding me? [laughs]
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[Ines laughing]
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What's up with you and Rusty?
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Nothing… yet.But what do I want to happen?
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I want him to bone my zone,spread my tread, plunder down under.
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I want him to plow my flowerwithout the fertilizer.
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-What does Ines think?-Nothing. I don't want her in my biz.
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Don't you think she should?She clearly has a crush on him too.
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[both laughing]
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I thought so, but she says no.
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Well, then all signs point to clear.Pursue him!
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Unless the curse blocks me.
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Hold up. The curse? You're not a believer.
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I'm a recent convert.
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I saw my mom at the cemetery.We talked. It was real.
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I mean, I was a little drunk,but it seemed real.
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You saw her. It's real!
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That's amazing, Glo.
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We gotta find Marilunaand give the box back,
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because the box led us to Cinnamon,
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and those premonitionsmight not be bullshit
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and probably aren't good news.
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And I'll fully admit
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I think there's a curse to reverse,and the box is the link.
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Well, not all curses came with the box.
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Some may or may not have beenbrought on years ago.
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This may come as a surprise,
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but Cam and I have beencrushing on each other.
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-I know.-You do?
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Everyone does.
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But why isn't Cam dumping Andreand making you his queen?
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'Cause for some reason,he thinks I once said
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I could never be with a guywho had been with a guy.
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-What?-You said it.
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-No, I didn't.-I was there.
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-Oh shit.-Mm-hmm.
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That is so messed up.
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♪ Throw music, uh… ♪
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Two for pee. Four for poo-poo.
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But if I can smell it on the way out,that's a buck more.
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I wanna touch up my makeup.
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-Ten dollars.-Ten?
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For lying, bish!That face has poo-poo written all over it.
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[scoffs]
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♪ It's a lie… ♪
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-I can't believe you convinced me to come.-Relax.
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You two can bein the same space for one night.
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Just be present and have fun.
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Jell-O shot?
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Ooh!
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-They're liquid.-Didn't have time to Jell-O.
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Time to thinkabout the hurt they caused?
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-Cam, can we talk real quick?-I'd rather not.
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Thanks for getting him here. Now I needto figure out how to get him to listen.
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I may have an idea.
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-What's up?-Nothing.
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Like, literally nothing. This party sucks.
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Nah, the crowd's just chill.
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That kid is asleep.
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♪ How real boys do… ♪
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I've got an ideathat'll turn this party around.
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Cocaine? Tell me you have cocaine.
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[laughs] What?
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[groans]
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What do you have?
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Moves.
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We're gonna have a dance-off,and you're my partner.
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[Spanish hip-hop music playing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[boy] Yeah! All right!
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[girls] Get it! Get it!
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[Rusty] Come on!
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Let's show 'em how it's done.
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So, what is this?
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It's usually called Edward 40-Hands,but we work with what we got.
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These are Edward Claw-Hands.
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-What are the Claw hands for?-A good time!
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Now shut your mouth and follow me.
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And don't come outuntil you're friends again.
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This is a terrible idea.
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Trust me. It'll work.I do this to my parents all the time.
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♪ Yeah, hold up, manWait for it ♪
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♪ I remember all nightI used to pray for it ♪
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♪ Me and 'De was on the grindLike a skateboard ♪
247
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♪ We ain't even knowWe was headed straight for it ♪
248
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♪ Hold up, got a messageKinda rando ♪
249
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♪ This one for the peopleFrom the burbs to the bando ♪
250
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♪ Ain't no problem big enoughThat God couldn't handle ♪
251
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♪ Came through, can't loseFully loaded with the ammo ♪
252
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♪ So don't worry 'bout it ♪
253
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♪ See a hater, do the swerveKnow you heard about it ♪
254
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♪ We been puttin' in this work ♪
255
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♪ When you talk this bigAnd you wins this big ♪
256
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,875
♪ Everybody 'bout to know about it ♪
257
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,210
Why is no one hearing us?
258
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,836
Why is the tape so tight?
259
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,463
-Andre's a Boy Scout.-Eagle Scout.
260
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-Same diff.-No, it's not.
261
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It's more time, more commitment.Have you ever seen him gut a fish?
262
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It'd be easier to chew through the tape.
263
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-Do it.-[Cam] I can't.
264
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My teeth chip easily, and I'm a bleeder.
265
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But you, on the other hand, have no heart,so you probably don't have any blood.
266
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You didn't say that.
267
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:30,064
Oh, like that comment you're pretendingyou didn't say when we were 12?
268
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-I need a drink.-[Cam] Same.
269
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-Just un-tab me.-No, not until you own what you said.
270
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No, I'm not gonna own what I saidjust because you demand it.
271
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I'll un-tab myself.I'm not afraid to use my teeth.
272
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♪ And the man look at you ♪
273
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♪ Out with the manAnd the man wants you ♪
274
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♪ If you are true ♪
275
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[chuckles]
276
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[Rusty] I guess we won.
277
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You wanna get some air?
278
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We're outside.
279
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Right.
280
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,098
Inside's so loud.
281
00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:07,435
Maybe we could find a wayto get away from the crowd somehow?
282
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:12,148
How about outside in the front?
283
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,065
Let's go!
284
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,191
I'll meet you there!
285
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:15,693
[chuckles nervously]
286
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:19,321
First, I gotta reset the pitsand wring out the panties.
287
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I can't dry hump if I'm snail-trailing.
288
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,784
[Demi] ♪ Too bad ♪
289
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♪ Too bad for Cam ♪
290
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♪ He's saying, "Damn" ♪
291
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♪ 'Cause he's got no Claw ♪
292
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,213
[dance music playing in background]
293
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,007
What? I'm funny, right?
294
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,301
It's all fun and gamesuntil you have to pee.
295
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,136
-[door opens]-Oh my God! You guys!
296
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:46,682
Rusty and I just won a dance-off,and now he wants to go somewhere and talk!
297
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:50,644
Is he just being nice? Or could he beas into me as I'm into him?
298
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,522
I mean, I wasn't alwayssunshine and roses,
299
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,400
so maybe this is his way of makinghis work environment more palatable?
300
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:57,693
Those moves!
301
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,070
We have chemistry.Oh my God. What do I do?
302
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,280
Stop thinking.
303
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:04,283
Yeah, thinking always ruins the moment,which is why I never do it. So go!
304
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,827
-Yeah, go! Go! Go get him!-Go!
305
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:07,953
[Demi] Get out there!
306
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,790
-No! Wait, Gloria!-Wait, no! Stop! Gloria, please!
307
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,042
♪ Living it, living it, living it right… ♪
308
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,169
Which guy should I bringback to my room to jump on?
309
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:16,837
[Gloria] Is that Mr. Price?
310
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,298
Yeah. He brought the tequila.
311
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,552
Take a mustache ride.
312
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:24,929
Ah.
313
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,140
You're good. But I need a drink.
314
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:39,819
Hey!
315
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:44,073
So, where's your dad?
316
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,199
Uh…
317
00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:46,700
Shacking up with his sidepiece.
318
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:47,785
Oh.
319
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:48,828
Sorry.
320
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:52,957
Oh, don't be. I need to get over it.My mom's been dead for ten years.
321
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,000
He's entitled to an STI and a life.
322
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:56,710
So are you.
323
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,754
I don't want one.
324
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,632
-You don't want more freedom?-Yes, that I want.
325
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:03,467
Crabs? Not so much.
326
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,388
Wait. Why do you thinkI need more of a life?
327
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:12,351
I don't mean to overstep,but I see how you feel responsible
328
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:15,688
for everything and everyonein your family, and it's a lot.
329
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:20,109
Speaking from experience,you gotta carve out some time for you.
330
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,902
What do you think this is?
331
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:23,612
[laughs]
332
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,530
Yeah.
333
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,951
So, are you feeling the pressureto take care of your family too?
334
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,579
It's me or nothing,at least for my grandma.
335
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:35,165
My mom's got the doll moneydoing whatever she's doing with it.
336
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,834
So you're on your own with your grandma.
337
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:40,337
I don't want her to worry,not after all she's done for me.
338
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:44,800
Sorry.
339
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,094
Not great party talk.
340
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:50,264
No! I really like hearing about your life.
341
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,391
I've wanted to know more about youfor a while.
342
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:56,145
-You think about me?-A little.
343
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:00,900
What do you think?
344
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:04,403
The standard "are you gettingenough sleep?" kinda stuff.
345
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:05,404
I don't.
346
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,324
Not with you always on my mind.
347
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:10,868
Come on. Shut up. [chuckles]
348
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,954
♪ Finally ♪
349
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,456
-Okay.-♪ We're alone ♪
350
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,793
♪ Finally, we're alone ♪
351
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:24,632
♪ Finally, we're alone ♪
352
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:29,011
♪ Finally, we're alone ♪
353
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,017
-[boy] Damn!-Um…
354
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,228
-Do you wanna go somewhere more private?-[indistinct chatter]
355
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,696
[hip-hop music playing in background]
356
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,452
I'm sorry you cut your tongueopening my cans.
357
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,914
Thanks. Sorry I said that thingwhen I was 12.
358
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:03,879
Look, I truly don't remember saying it,
359
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,464
but
360
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,300
I do remember feeling that way.
361
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,345
And I'm embarrassed.
362
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:15,516
And I'm so embarrassedthat I was ever that judgmental.
363
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,395
You aren't gross, Cam.
364
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,772
I was gross.
365
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:23,607
You were 12.
366
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,776
I'm so sorry.
367
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,570
[sighs] I wish I could undo it.
368
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:30,614
You just did.
369
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:32,741
People can change.
370
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,494
I just needed you to own it.
371
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,037
[door opens]
372
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,457
Guys! He kissed me,and he wants to go somewhere private.
373
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:43,919
Probably in here, but that would be weirdwith you guys. What should I do?
374
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,212
Not be with us?
375
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:48,007
Oh shit! I just left him standing there.
376
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,009
I need to go tell him I'm in, right?Right? Okay.
377
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,886
-[Cam] Yeah!-[giggles] Whoo!
378
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,596
-Gloria! Wait!-Oh yeah! No! Uh…
379
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,932
♪ Run it up and run it back… ♪
380
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,017
Rusty!
381
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:58,976
♪ Run it back ♪
382
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:00,686
[Tonio] Hey! No puking in here! No puking!
383
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,021
-Swallow it! Swallow it!-[gags]
384
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,564
Swallow it! What--
385
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,442
Ah shit.
386
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,194
♪ Run it up and run it back ♪
387
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,404
How's your Claw?
388
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:11,905
Not bad.
389
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,868
But I'm not sure it complements the outfitthat Andre styled for me though.
390
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,538
Boyfriend and stylist.Wow, you won the lottery.
391
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,416
Yeah, he's perfect.
392
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,544
But I don't want perfect.
393
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:27,755
I want someone--
394
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:28,714
Complicated.
395
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,926
Yeah. Who's against fur,except on old people.
396
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,636
Because old people are always cold.
397
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,724
Someone brave who bum-rushes strangersfor the greater good.
398
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,268
Bum-rushing is funand surprisingly effective.
399
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:46,106
Someone who can read my natal chart,my horoscope, and the room all at once.
400
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,067
I guess it's not me.
401
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,277
I can never read a room.
402
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,655
But can't you?
403
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,158
♪ And when they droppin' offAll that drip for free ♪
404
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,702
-♪ You know you got power… ♪-Drink this. Better for your skin.
405
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,415
Fail! Never take a red cup from anyone.It could be roofied.
406
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:08,087
[sighs] Now I feel obligated to tell you.Never get into a windowless van.
407
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,340
Too late. Windowless van rides are fun,especially when blindfolded.
408
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,966
Girl, you make it hard to do God's work.
409
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:16,970
And you make for an easy target,like a windowless van victim.
410
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,598
[both laugh]
411
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,767
So who's your victim tonight?
412
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,102
[scoffs] Who isn't?
413
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,813
I picked a target,but the timing isn't right.
414
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:26,814
Who?
415
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:30,484
You'll know when you see him coming outof my room with a smile and a wet face.
416
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,861
I'm a face licker too!
417
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:37,074
Hey! Sorry to eavesdrop.How do I not get roofied?
418
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,618
You came to the right person.I got some tips.
419
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,620
♪ Mami shows upAnd left you with the quickness… ♪
420
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:44,123
Let me write 'em down. So…
421
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,292
Oh God.
422
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,961
[music continues in other room]
423
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,671
[grunts]
424
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,225
[Gloria] Why is Dad writing a will?
425
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,229
♪ When they tryin' to throwThe whole damn bag at me ♪
426
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,897
♪ Oh yeah, I know I got power ♪
427
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,984
[curious music plays]
428
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,487
Mariluna?
429
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,915
It's the lady! With the big reward!
430
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,918
-Stop! We wanna give you the box!-[cameras clicking]
431
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,880
[boy] Dude, it's her!I'm telling you! She's in here!
432
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,381
[girl] No, from the flyer, man!
433
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,133
That's my missing lady!
434
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,427
[girl 2] She was just here!
435
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,512
[phone chiming]
436
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,222
[indistinct chatter]
437
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,850
[scoffs]
438
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,697
Looks like Rusty's headinginto Ines's splash zone.
439
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:05,579
-[Rusty] Which window can't close?-Oh, the wind must have closed it.
440
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,039
Cool. Done and done.
441
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:17,216
Actually, I have a kink in my neck.Would you mind giving it a rub?
442
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:18,675
Uh…
443
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:20,677
Sure?
444
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:24,723
Oh.
445
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,604
It's actually on the front.
446
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,905
-I feel like I'm choking you.-Then stop.
447
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:43,283
-Maybe a kiss would help instead.-I--
448
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:47,079
Don't be such a gentleman.It's okay. I consent.
449
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:49,081
Um, sorry, I don't.
450
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:54,253
If this is about those other guys tonight,I was just trying to make you jealous.
451
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,837
Look, I'm really flattered, but--
452
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,340
But what? Is this about your job?
453
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,842
-'Cause I'm sure it's not a---I like Gloria.
454
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,512
-Gloria Del Real?-No.
455
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,515
Gloria, your sister.
456
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:12,187
-I'm sorry if this makes you feel weird---Me feel weird? No.
457
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,855
You should feel weird.
458
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,983
-You're the one who'll get crushed.-What do you mean?
459
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,693
[scoffs] Rusty,
460
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,695
Gloria's not into you.
461
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,572
She likes the ideathat you used to be famous.
462
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:26,159
But she talks about how pathetic you arenow that you work for our uncle.
463
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,412
-Wait, she said that?-All the time.
464
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,831
She says you peaked at seven.
465
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:45,012
[breathing shakily]
466
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,723
So what are you saying?
467
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:52,144
-You know what I'm saying.-Yeah, but I want you to say it.
468
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:53,478
I'm not gonna say it.
469
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,064
Let me show you.
470
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,362
-♪ Say you let go ♪-[door opens]
471
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:03,447
[Andre screams]
472
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,115
Cam! How could you?
473
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:06,033
[gasps]
474
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:09,494
Oh my Andre. Is Demi the scar?
475
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:10,829
[gasps]
476
00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:15,834
[panting] I was pouringmy heart out to you, and this whole time
477
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:19,379
you were drinking my bloodand using it for fuel to steal my man?
478
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:22,549
How dare you screw Cam up?I am done with the both of you.
479
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:26,178
-We didn't mean for this to happen.-You are off the podcast.
480
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,528
[Gloria] Oh shit! What are you doing home?
481
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,156
I think I getto ask the questions, Gloria.
482
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:47,115
Mm…
483
00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:50,827
[dog barking]
484
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,747
Ines! You have to help clean up.
485
00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,961
Dad said we have to haveeverything cleaned up
486
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,672
before we go to bed,and I'm tired, so get up.
487
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,384
[crying]
488
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,302
-What happened?-Just…
489
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,137
Go away!
490
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,765
-[Gloria] I'm not gonna go away.-I don't wanna talk about it.
491
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,686
-[sighs]-[headphones beep]
492
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:17,771
What are you doing?
493
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:20,899
You don't have to talk,but I'm gonna be here if you ever want to.
494
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:24,361
[sniffles]
495
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:29,116
I know I said I didn't like Rusty,but I do.
496
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,452
Or I did.
497
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,996
But none of that matters now because…
498
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:37,916
there's someone else.
499
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,963
Ines, I'm so sorry.
500
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,715
Yeah, I'm sorry too.
501
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:47,801
I'm sorry that he likes…
502
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,555
that girl from his old school.
503
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:55,767
His old school?
504
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,811
He said they're talking aboutgetting back together
505
00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:00,730
and flirted with meas if his heart wasn't somewhere else.
506
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,315
He has a girlfriend?
507
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:04,776
Basically.
508
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,321
Screw him.
509
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:09,823
He's a piece of shit,
510
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,200
and he doesn't deservean amazing girl like…
511
00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:14,870
like you.
512
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,885
[dogs barking]
513
00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:35,932
[upbeat music playing]
514
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,733
It's time to reverse your damn curse.
515
00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:46,276
Where you at, bitch?
516
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:50,989
♪ Ding, I got the message clear ♪
517
00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:54,409
♪ There's been a sudden changeIn the atmosphere ♪
518
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:58,413
♪ Now these dirt roadsHave changed to stone ♪
519
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:02,792
♪ And the hole in my heartIs now filled with gold ♪
520
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:06,046
♪ True maybe ♪
521
00:25:06,129 --> 00:25:08,006
♪ You've done you're share of wrong ♪
522
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:10,634
♪ And left some angelsWith a broken heart ♪
523
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,761
♪ Come what may ♪
524
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,930
♪ I'm standing with you ♪
525
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:18,183
♪ You are my one and only ♪
526
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:22,729
-♪ You make my gray sky blue ♪-♪ Standing with you ♪
527
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:26,107
♪ I could be lost and lonely ♪
528
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:29,945
♪ In the worst place, I found you ♪
529
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:33,156
♪ You, baby ♪
530
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,202
♪ Will be tried and tested and true ♪
531
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:40,956
♪ Judged for all that you do ♪
532
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,251
♪ Take a mirror to your heart ♪
533
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,962
♪ I can't help you ♪
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