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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,719 --> 00:00:43,785 CR�CIUN LA CORTINA 2 00:00:46,237 --> 00:00:51,714 Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com 3 00:00:54,786 --> 00:00:58,408 S�rb�tori fericite ! 4 00:01:07,123 --> 00:01:10,243 La revedere ! S�rb�tori fericite ! 5 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,649 S�rb�tori Fericite la toate, ne vedem pe 8. 6 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:20,979 S�rb�tori Fericite la toate, ne vedem pe 8. 7 00:01:25,196 --> 00:01:28,169 Avocate ! 8 00:01:28,399 --> 00:01:32,531 - A�i uitat checul ! - Pute�i s�-l p�stra�i, dra Cristina. 9 00:01:36,104 --> 00:01:41,499 �n sf�r�it, dup� �ase luni de lumin� artificial�, 10 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:44,601 �n 24 ore voi fi �n Maldive... 11 00:01:44,644 --> 00:01:49,504 Iar eu o s� pierd patru kilograme... s� sper�m c� o s� fie bine... 12 00:01:50,997 --> 00:01:54,388 S�rb�tori Fericite, avocate ! 13 00:02:09,407 --> 00:02:12,986 ��i mul�umesc pentru cadou, Roberto ! 14 00:02:19,195 --> 00:02:22,499 Ce s-a �nt�mplat, Daniella ? 15 00:02:36,468 --> 00:02:39,848 - S�rb�tori Fericite, Roberto ! - S�rb�tori Fericite, Marco ! 16 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:43,558 Am v�zut-o pe Daniella ie�ind, s�raca pl�ngea ! Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 17 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:47,497 - Am terminat-o cu ea. - Cum adic�, ai terminat ? 18 00:02:47,784 --> 00:02:51,727 De ce ? Ai o secretar� care te �nnebune�te �i tu termini ? 19 00:02:52,322 --> 00:02:56,584 Am 60 de ani, Daniela 29... Crezi c� nu �tiu cum mi se spune ? 20 00:02:56,584 --> 00:02:59,192 - Papi ! - Dr�gu�, nu ? 21 00:02:59,251 --> 00:03:02,105 Nu pot, m� simt ridicol ! 22 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:04,314 De azi, avocatul Covelli �i schimb� via�a ! 23 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:06,977 Am terminat cu secretare, aventuri... 24 00:03:07,052 --> 00:03:10,649 De azi, jur c� singura femeie din via�a mea va fi so�ia mea. 25 00:03:11,217 --> 00:03:15,117 Am f�cut-o s� sufere mult, s�r�cu�a... ! 26 00:03:15,489 --> 00:03:17,840 �i-mi pare r�u... 27 00:03:17,855 --> 00:03:20,532 Tu, cu o singur� femeie... ? 28 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:24,291 M� voi ocupa de fiicele mele. Frumoasele lu' tata ! 29 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:28,796 Boris, c��elul... casa... 30 00:03:28,891 --> 00:03:32,000 - Ce pacoste... ! - Da... ce pacoste ! Apropo ! 31 00:03:33,334 --> 00:03:36,616 �sta e cadoul meu de Cr�ciun pentru tine. 32 00:03:36,979 --> 00:03:40,645 Vorbeai serios ! Mitica agend� a avocatului Covelli ! 33 00:03:41,539 --> 00:03:43,885 Agenda cu feti�e... ! 34 00:03:43,909 --> 00:03:47,182 Acolo ai totul, nume, m�suri, specialitatea casei... 35 00:03:47,255 --> 00:03:50,047 Acum e a ta, mie nu-mi mai trebuie. 36 00:03:50,132 --> 00:03:53,127 Plec la Londra, exist� �i sec�iunea extern�... 37 00:03:53,178 --> 00:03:56,546 Vezi la sf�r�it ! L�ng� asterix... 38 00:03:56,796 --> 00:03:59,877 Bushone UK ! 39 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:03,540 - Nevast�-mea ! - Aici... 40 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:06,512 Un moment, iubito ! 41 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:09,830 - Jennifer, Kit,... Melody ! - Jamaicana e o iap� fierbinte... 42 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:12,723 Era bun�... Spune-mi iubito ! 43 00:04:12,734 --> 00:04:15,804 Aici la Cortina totul e bine. Sunt la vinotec� cu Mirna �i Boris. 44 00:04:15,828 --> 00:04:19,522 - Ai plecat ? - Nu, am avut treab� la birou... 45 00:04:20,285 --> 00:04:23,891 Nu te gr�bi, �n seara asta fetele r�m�n s� doarm� la bunica, la Floren�a. 46 00:04:23,985 --> 00:04:27,560 Ajunul �l vor petrece acolo. Vor sosi m�ine. 47 00:04:27,607 --> 00:04:30,601 - Bine. Ciao, iubito ! - Ciao ! 48 00:04:31,035 --> 00:04:33,990 Avocatul �nc� nu a plecat ! 49 00:04:34,034 --> 00:04:37,703 Azi e trafic. Rete4 a spus... ! Cod ro�u ! 50 00:04:38,222 --> 00:04:41,754 Eu cred c� avocatul vine m�ine. 51 00:04:51,952 --> 00:04:56,005 Tot timpul te zg�ie�ti la clien�i ! �ntr-o zi am s� te arunc pe fereastr�. 52 00:04:56,077 --> 00:04:59,240 Du-te. 53 00:04:59,301 --> 00:05:02,321 Bun� ziua, dle ministru ! 54 00:05:03,451 --> 00:05:07,247 �n ianuarie m� �ntorc din vacan�� �i vreau s� g�sesc pe birou... 55 00:05:07,261 --> 00:05:10,536 contractul pentru furnizarea de gaz, semnat ! 56 00:05:10,657 --> 00:05:13,504 - Am fost destul de clar ? - Foarte clar, dle ministru ! 57 00:05:13,866 --> 00:05:17,640 Apropo ! C�nd ne �nt�lnim cu "omul nostru" ? 58 00:05:17,815 --> 00:05:21,491 Vine �n vacan�� la Cortina. O s�-l v�d �n fiecare zi ! 59 00:05:21,491 --> 00:05:25,109 O s�-l prind, o s�-l str�ng... �i-o s�-l fac s� semneze... ! 60 00:05:25,148 --> 00:05:28,890 O s�-l coc �ncet la foc mic ca o ra�� pe c�rbuni �ncin�i... 61 00:05:28,932 --> 00:05:33,275 �i �n combina�ie cu gaz... r�m�ne nitrita carbonic�... 62 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:39,096 - Nitrita carbonic�... - M� vezi c� r�d ? 63 00:05:39,132 --> 00:05:41,251 Nu... ? 64 00:05:41,346 --> 00:05:46,192 Dac� nu-mi aduci contractul semnat, am s� te las s� te t�r�ti ca un melc... 65 00:05:46,387 --> 00:05:49,890 Eu nu m� uit la nimeni... nu fac nici un compromis... 66 00:05:49,972 --> 00:05:54,597 Apropo, ai f�cut ceva pentru b�iatul �la sicilian care era foarte inten�ionat... 67 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:57,658 V� referi�i la Lando ! L-am luat ca �ofer. 68 00:05:57,699 --> 00:06:00,523 E un b�iat nemaipomenit. Un b�iat de aur ! 69 00:06:00,542 --> 00:06:04,292 Am �ncredere deplin� �n el, l-am trimis �nainte cu bagajele. 70 00:06:04,329 --> 00:06:07,414 Poate deja a ajuns... 71 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:22,270 La naiba ! Mi-au intrat chilo�ii �n... 72 00:06:24,544 --> 00:06:27,599 Asta da via�� ! 73 00:06:27,694 --> 00:06:32,179 Cortina, �ampanie, cad� cu hidromasaj... 74 00:06:34,798 --> 00:06:38,301 Inginere Brigatti ! Sunt eu, Iolanda ! 75 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,545 Mi se f�cu de urinat... ! 76 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:46,447 Un cadou inginerului, s� fie mul�umit... ! 77 00:06:46,484 --> 00:06:50,093 O pi�are... o s� fac c�nd ies ! 78 00:06:50,156 --> 00:06:54,313 Inginere Brigatti ! Treceam pe aici �i am v�zut ma�ina... 79 00:06:55,433 --> 00:06:58,375 Inginere ! Nu v� sim�i�i bine ? 80 00:06:59,742 --> 00:07:03,241 Inginere Brigatti ! 81 00:07:05,803 --> 00:07:09,567 Inginere... 82 00:07:13,519 --> 00:07:16,544 - Nu mai pot ! - Fecioar� Maria ! 83 00:07:16,546 --> 00:07:19,810 Sim�eam c� mor... ! 84 00:07:20,592 --> 00:07:23,896 Se cade ca un �ofer s� fac� baie �n cad� patronului ? 85 00:07:23,989 --> 00:07:27,179 Ai camera ta ! 86 00:07:29,496 --> 00:07:32,509 Ce e cu putoarea asta ? 87 00:07:35,431 --> 00:07:40,033 S� nu �ndr�zne�ti s� spui ceva de sardelele trimise de mama din Sicilia... 88 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,817 c�-�i dau cu ele peste ochi, nemernico ! 89 00:07:43,013 --> 00:07:47,201 Du-le de aici, �mi impu�i toat� casa ! 90 00:07:49,113 --> 00:07:52,474 E Ajunul Cr�ciunului, azi �nchidem mai devreme. 91 00:07:52,904 --> 00:07:55,715 Chiar trebuie s� mergem la cin� la sora ta ? 92 00:07:55,806 --> 00:07:58,340 De ce nu ar trebui s� mergem la cin� la sora mea ? 93 00:07:58,374 --> 00:08:01,109 Pentru c� acas� la sor�-ta e �i cumnatul t�u ! 94 00:08:01,165 --> 00:08:04,284 Mi-era antipatic dinainte, acum chiar nu-l mai suport... 95 00:08:04,344 --> 00:08:07,169 - Nu e frumos s� fii invidios ! - Nu sunt invidios. 96 00:08:07,241 --> 00:08:10,908 El face pe fanaticul, nici nu mai vine s� lucreze la chio�c... 97 00:08:10,951 --> 00:08:12,910 S-a scos ! 98 00:08:13,650 --> 00:08:17,112 Cine �tie ce a f�cut... ! A ghicit �i el trei cutii... 99 00:08:17,142 --> 00:08:19,893 ��i dai seama c�t s-a for�at... ! 100 00:08:25,558 --> 00:08:29,565 �sta e visul meu ! Noul Panda. 101 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:33,075 Cutie automat� �i sistem eco-drive. 102 00:08:34,195 --> 00:08:38,425 Ai v�zut bomba, Max ? Azi am luat-o. 103 00:08:38,666 --> 00:08:41,606 Dac� vrei, mai t�rziu facem o tur� ! 104 00:08:41,703 --> 00:08:44,712 Hai, urca�i, mai avem o surpriz� ! 105 00:08:45,475 --> 00:08:47,591 Bine, bine... 106 00:08:47,634 --> 00:08:51,035 Anul �sta putem merge cu asta la schi. 107 00:08:51,547 --> 00:08:54,522 Mai bine m� duc pe jos. Nu urc �n ma�in� cu cumnatul t�u ! 108 00:08:54,803 --> 00:08:57,605 - Vezi c� e�ti invidios ? - Pentru Panda, da ! 109 00:08:58,185 --> 00:09:01,656 - Ce o fi surpriz� asta ? - S� nu fie o plasm� 3D ! 110 00:09:13,072 --> 00:09:16,894 Ce tare e plasma asta 3D ! 5.000 de euroi ! 111 00:09:16,918 --> 00:09:20,267 - Merit� ! - Pe mine m� dor ochii ! 112 00:09:20,820 --> 00:09:24,291 Brunella ! 113 00:09:24,952 --> 00:09:28,751 Ce spui ? Ultima colec�ie de la Fiona ! 114 00:09:29,024 --> 00:09:32,365 - Fiona Mei ? - Nu bleago, Fiona Swarovski ! 115 00:09:33,171 --> 00:09:36,750 E cadoul meu de Cr�ciun ! 1.500 de euroi ! 116 00:09:37,242 --> 00:09:40,497 - Merit�, nu ? - Nu ar�t ca o schioar� ? 117 00:09:41,522 --> 00:09:45,073 Nu ! Ar��i mai mult ca o astronaut�, precum Gagarin ! 118 00:09:45,161 --> 00:09:47,083 Mul�umesc ! 119 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:50,493 O zi �ntreag� la Monte Bondone... Pentru mine e cam mult ! 120 00:09:51,902 --> 00:09:55,089 C�nd o s� apari pe pist� �mbr�cat� a�a... 121 00:09:55,697 --> 00:09:58,685 De fapt, anul �sta nu mergem la Monte Bondone... 122 00:09:58,860 --> 00:10:02,536 - Eu �i Lavanda... - Anul �sta mergem la Cortina ! 123 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:07,992 - Cortina. Cortina ? - Cortina, Bruni ! 124 00:10:08,069 --> 00:10:13,248 - Regina Dolomi�ilor ? - Hotel Cristal, cinci stele, lux ! 125 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:18,106 - De ce nu ne-a�i spus nimic ? - Voiam s� v� facem o surpriz�. 126 00:10:18,699 --> 00:10:20,634 A�i reu�it ! 127 00:10:20,737 --> 00:10:25,470 Cortina cea cu VIP-uri... Vom schia al�turi de Vittorio Z. 128 00:10:25,474 --> 00:10:26,936 Iluzii ! 129 00:10:26,968 --> 00:10:31,319 �n sf�r�it �i vom vedea pe viu nu pe copertele ziarelor... 130 00:10:33,602 --> 00:10:38,121 Nu neg, costurile sunt ridicate... dar merit� ! 131 00:10:40,228 --> 00:10:43,631 Nu am �n�eles ! Cine st� la chio�c c�t voi sta�i la Cortina cu VIP-urile ? 132 00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:46,155 - Voi ! �i a�a nu ave�i nimic de f�cut ! - Mai du-te... 133 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:49,248 Massimo ! 134 00:10:53,124 --> 00:10:56,691 Acum se poate ? Du-te naibii, Andrea ! 135 00:10:56,785 --> 00:10:58,619 Scuz�-m� ! Trebuia s-o spun ! 136 00:10:58,706 --> 00:11:01,414 De data asta ai dreptate. Cine se cred ? 137 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,885 Asta �i cu sor�-mea e culmea.. s� nu mai vorbim de ea ! 138 00:11:04,886 --> 00:11:08,363 Geaca, Cortina... 139 00:11:08,374 --> 00:11:11,081 E�ti doar o v�nz�toare de ziare, nu Donald Trump ! 140 00:11:11,389 --> 00:11:14,185 C�t e�ti de agresiv� ! Pari dezam�git�. 141 00:11:25,842 --> 00:11:28,858 A venit avocatul ! 142 00:11:28,952 --> 00:11:32,119 Cum ? E cod ro�u, ce-a spus Rete 4... ?! 143 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:36,737 Ce cod ro�u ? Am fost ca o rachet� ! 144 00:11:36,794 --> 00:11:39,683 - Afar�, afar�, afar�... - Cum afar� ? 145 00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:43,041 - Las�-m� s� m� �mbrac ! - Afar� ! 146 00:11:53,496 --> 00:11:56,878 Boris, unde e�ti ? 147 00:12:00,584 --> 00:12:04,683 Du-te �n buc�t�rie, �i-am preg�tit p�pica. 148 00:12:15,495 --> 00:12:20,022 - Elena ! - Roberto, ai venit ? 149 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:31,248 - Cine era ? - Nu �tiu ! 150 00:12:31,331 --> 00:12:34,040 Cum nu �tii ? �n camera ta e un b�rbat dezbr�cat �i nu �tii cine e ? 151 00:12:34,135 --> 00:12:38,175 - Nu. Poate e un ho�. - Un ho� �n fundul gol ? 152 00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:43,225 - Ce �mi ascunzi, iubito ? - Nimic. 153 00:12:43,366 --> 00:12:48,706 ��i repet �ntrebarea ! Ce f�cea un b�rbat gol �n dormitorul nostru ? 154 00:12:49,522 --> 00:12:52,471 - Ce �i-a trecut prin cap ? - O pereche de coarne ! 155 00:12:52,561 --> 00:12:55,158 Tu mi le-ai pus ! 156 00:12:55,536 --> 00:12:59,961 Uite unde am ajuns ! Eu stau la birou la Roma �i nevast�-mea ce face... ? 157 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:03,301 - Pe curva cu un tatuat ! - Curv� ?! 158 00:13:03,722 --> 00:13:08,722 Cum ��i permi�i ?! Curve sunt alea cu care ai fost tu �n to�i anii �tia. 159 00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:11,516 Nu schimba vorba ! 160 00:13:11,585 --> 00:13:14,570 2001, babysitter de Fregene ! 161 00:13:14,969 --> 00:13:20,795 2003 avocata Marini, �nlocuit� �n 2004 de practicanta Belazzini... 162 00:13:21,743 --> 00:13:25,308 Pentru 2005 ��i spun doar at�t: 'S�-�i fie ru�ine' ! 163 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:28,921 Iar eu, ajunge ! Ce facem ? Pove�ti de dragoste pentru copii ? 164 00:13:28,924 --> 00:13:32,344 E adev�rat ! Am mai c�lcat str�mb ! 165 00:13:32,843 --> 00:13:37,312 Am luat o hot�r�re. Gata cu aventurile ! 166 00:13:37,352 --> 00:13:40,323 - Pentru totdeauna ! - E o noutate ! 167 00:13:40,393 --> 00:13:43,383 - Ai spus �n 2006, �n 2007... - De data asta e adev�rat ! 168 00:13:43,471 --> 00:13:47,209 Dac� nu crezi, telefoneaz�-i Daniellei ! 169 00:13:48,886 --> 00:13:52,809 - Care Daniela ? - Am spus eu Daniela ? 170 00:13:55,017 --> 00:14:00,042 - Da ! Ai spus Daniela ! - Cine e Daniela ? 171 00:14:00,042 --> 00:14:04,457 - Secretara ta ? - Secretara mea... ? 172 00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:11,279 A�a am acoperit �i 2011... �mi faci sc�rb� ! 173 00:14:11,279 --> 00:14:15,173 �tii ce-�i spun ? Chiar ��i meri�i coarnele ! 174 00:14:15,835 --> 00:14:19,690 Mi-ai pus coarne ? 175 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,400 Ei bine, da ! 176 00:14:25,484 --> 00:14:29,955 C�nd tu erai pe la Padova... eu m� t�v�leam aici cu tatuatu' ! 177 00:14:30,573 --> 00:14:33,593 Doamne... ! 178 00:14:33,629 --> 00:14:37,883 De ce, de ce... ? Nu ai nici un motiv ! 179 00:14:38,705 --> 00:14:42,902 Dar tu ? M� ignori de zece ani... e un motiv... ? 180 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:46,669 - Este ! Prostata ! - Mai termin�... ! 181 00:14:46,741 --> 00:14:49,948 Acum ce facem ? Ce se va �nt�mpla cu noi ? 182 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:53,125 Nimic. O s� continui s� faci ce-ai f�cut �ntotdeauna. 183 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:56,569 - Numai c� acum o s-o fac �i eu ! - Cu tatuatu' ? Nu �i-e ru�ine ? 184 00:14:56,970 --> 00:15:00,939 Nu ! Dimpotriv�, cer divor�ul ! 185 00:15:01,010 --> 00:15:03,812 Ce divor� ? M� arunc �n pr�pastie ! 186 00:15:03,841 --> 00:15:07,941 Arunc�-te ! Nu uita c� �i-am pus coarne, nu aripi ! 187 00:15:08,747 --> 00:15:12,044 �i c�nd vor afla fiicele noastre... ? 188 00:15:12,106 --> 00:15:15,915 De ce ar trebui s� �tie ? Vrei s� le strici vacan�a ? 189 00:15:15,935 --> 00:15:19,623 - S� m� prefac c� nu s-a �nt�mplat nimic ? - Eu de zece ani fac asta ! 190 00:15:22,404 --> 00:15:26,096 S� ne prefacem c� nu s-a �nt�mplat nimic... 191 00:15:26,187 --> 00:15:29,451 E de necrezut ! Nu s-a �nt�mplat nimic ! 192 00:15:29,779 --> 00:15:33,925 Vrei s� schimbi cearceaful ? Poate a r�mas ceva din fundul �la tatuat... 193 00:15:35,173 --> 00:15:36,603 Ia ! Du-te �i dormi unde vrei ! 194 00:15:36,651 --> 00:15:39,967 M�ine ne prefacem c� nu s-a �nt�mplat nimic. 195 00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:43,331 M�ine vor veni Giulia �i Cristiana. 196 00:15:44,183 --> 00:15:48,382 Sigur e Ajunul Cr�ciunului ? Mie mi se pare Halloween ! 197 00:15:50,925 --> 00:15:54,630 Acum am s� te fac eu s� pl�te�ti, avocate Covelli ! 198 00:16:35,424 --> 00:16:37,540 - Scuze ! - 2.000 euro ! 199 00:16:37,558 --> 00:16:40,269 - Pentru ce ? - S� stai l�ng� mine ! 200 00:16:40,395 --> 00:16:44,941 5.000 s� dans�m, 10.000 odat�, 50.000 toat� noaptea. 201 00:16:44,994 --> 00:16:48,357 Ce tarife... ! 202 00:16:48,449 --> 00:16:51,419 Eu am venit s�-�i aduc asta. 203 00:16:51,474 --> 00:16:54,440 L-ai pierdut �n ring, eu l-am g�sit, r�m�neai f�r� el... 204 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,197 Mul�umesc ! Scuz�-m� ! 205 00:16:56,244 --> 00:17:00,439 Eu sunt din Rusia, italienii cred c� toate rusoaicele sunt curve. 206 00:17:00,493 --> 00:17:03,662 Folosesc metoda asta s� scap de ei. 207 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:07,592 Deci, faci pe curva s� nu fi luat� drept "curv�" ? 208 00:17:07,836 --> 00:17:10,936 E metoda homeopatic�. Eu sunt Gallina ! 209 00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:14,246 - G�ina ? - Nu ! Gallina ! 210 00:17:14,296 --> 00:17:18,058 Gallina ! M� g�ndeam la "g�in�". �nc�ntat, Lando ! 211 00:17:25,309 --> 00:17:29,659 Eu sunt aici �n vacan�a cu familia, �n seara asta aveam chef s� dansez. 212 00:17:30,018 --> 00:17:34,001 Vorbe�ti foarte bine italiana. A�i mai fost pe aici ? 213 00:17:34,485 --> 00:17:37,277 De multe ori. Mie-mi place tot ce e italian. 214 00:17:37,331 --> 00:17:41,282 Arta, muzica, Pupo, Toto Cutugno, Richi e Poveri... 215 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:45,540 Cum a�a ? Pariez c� �i Al Bano ��i place ! 216 00:17:45,827 --> 00:17:48,569 La noi �n Rusia merge la greu... 217 00:17:48,615 --> 00:17:53,023 Sunt �nnebunit� dup� buc�t�ria italian�. Tu e�ti sicilian, nu-i a�a ? 218 00:17:53,182 --> 00:17:56,644 Sicilian get-beget ! Ca �i scotchul... 219 00:17:56,696 --> 00:18:01,002 Originar din Siracuza. Sunt original ca un inel de aur ! 220 00:18:01,059 --> 00:18:04,148 Odat� am m�ncat ceva nemaipomenit la Taormina... 221 00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:07,158 de atunci n-am mai reu�it vreodat�. 222 00:18:07,191 --> 00:18:10,284 - Ce ? - Paste cu sardele ! 223 00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:13,424 Am ! Ce noroc ! 224 00:18:13,481 --> 00:18:16,818 Proasta aia �mi tot spunea c�-i imput casa... 225 00:18:16,854 --> 00:18:19,067 �i a�a le-a� fi m�ncat pe toate �n seara asta... 226 00:18:19,163 --> 00:18:22,427 - Ce ? - E o chestie de-a mea... 227 00:18:35,804 --> 00:18:38,771 Uite-o ! Arat� bine, ce spui ? 228 00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:41,853 Ce parfum bun... ! 229 00:18:43,806 --> 00:18:45,669 M�n�nc� tot ! 230 00:18:45,753 --> 00:18:48,806 Aici nu suntem la Cortina ! Suntem la Taormina. 231 00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:51,233 De necrezut... 232 00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:53,480 Ai Kandinski ? 233 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:57,022 Nu am vodc� ruseasc� ! Numai Absolut, vodk� suedez�. 234 00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:01,257 Eu vorbeam de tablou. 235 00:19:01,681 --> 00:19:04,080 Aha, tabloul... 236 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:08,273 - Ai o cas� foarte frumoas� ! - Mul�umesc ! 237 00:19:13,091 --> 00:19:14,995 Trebuie s�-�i spun adev�rul. 238 00:19:15,035 --> 00:19:18,805 Asta nu e casa mea, eu sunt �oferul proprietarului. 239 00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:22,306 �oferul ? Unde e proprietarul ? 240 00:19:22,319 --> 00:19:26,563 Proprietarul vine m�ine diminea�� ! Tot ce am aici sunt sardelele... ! 241 00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:32,858 - Erau mai bune dec�t la Taormina. - Bine ! Te conduc acas� ? 242 00:19:32,888 --> 00:19:36,355 Da, mul�umesc ! V�d c� e�ti �oferul... 243 00:19:36,832 --> 00:19:40,647 M�ine diminea��... e bine ? 244 00:19:41,661 --> 00:19:45,202 "Ce confuzie... ! O fi pentru c� te iubesc..." 245 00:19:45,202 --> 00:19:49,270 "E o emo�ie..." 246 00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:04,115 Salut ! S�rb�tori Fericite ! 247 00:20:04,268 --> 00:20:08,417 S� nu uit�m s� le ur�m Cr�ciun Fericit lui Massimo �i Brunella ! 248 00:20:09,162 --> 00:20:12,484 Cum s� nu ! S� facem una acolo, uite ce fundal frumos ! 249 00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:16,040 E nemaipomenit ! 250 00:20:17,869 --> 00:20:20,653 - Trebuie s� spun cheese ? - Nu, trebuie s� spui, oftica�i-v� ! 251 00:20:20,663 --> 00:20:23,492 Oftica�i-v� ! 252 00:20:24,529 --> 00:20:27,703 Uite ce dr�gu�i sunt ! Ne trimit felicit�ri de la Cortina ! 253 00:20:27,736 --> 00:20:30,472 Vor s� ne oftice ! 254 00:20:30,488 --> 00:20:34,013 De Sf. �tefan ne facem ur�ri din dormitor iar de revelion din piscina acoperit�. 255 00:20:34,126 --> 00:20:37,003 C�t i-o costa camera pe... 256 00:20:37,087 --> 00:20:40,603 E�ti masochist� ! Dup� aia am s�-�i ar�t ! 257 00:20:44,274 --> 00:20:47,121 Nu te uita ! Deja m-a luat gastrita ! 258 00:20:47,308 --> 00:20:50,849 Vreau s� v�d �i eu gastrita asta. 259 00:20:51,881 --> 00:20:54,215 Avem pu�in bicarbonat ? 260 00:20:54,301 --> 00:20:57,996 Ce bicarbonat ? E nevoie de lichid hidraulic... 261 00:20:58,729 --> 00:21:02,579 O ofert� ! S� �ncerc�m ! 262 00:21:02,604 --> 00:21:06,434 - Am c�tigat ! - Massimo, ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 263 00:21:06,495 --> 00:21:09,101 - Preg�te�te bagajele, plec�m la Cortina ! - La Cortina ?! 264 00:21:09,104 --> 00:21:11,645 Hotel Cristal ! Acela�i hotel unde stau Andrea �i Wanda. 265 00:21:11,653 --> 00:21:14,493 Camer� de lux, ofert� pentru o s�pt�m�n�, pre� pe zi 58 de euro. 266 00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:16,639 - Nu e posibil. - Ba da, cite�te ! 267 00:21:16,719 --> 00:21:18,667 Oferta este pentru o singur� camer� pe an. 268 00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:22,703 Stimate dle. Proietti, rezervarea dvs a fost efectuat� ! 269 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:31,602 - S�rb�tori Fericite, dna ! - Mul�umesc, la fel ! 270 00:21:36,739 --> 00:21:40,104 Mirna, tu mai ai logodnic �n Filipine ? 271 00:21:40,154 --> 00:21:43,283 Rorito... cum se numea ? 272 00:21:45,381 --> 00:21:48,959 Pentru c� �n noaptea asta prin cas� se plimba un b�rbat gol... 273 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:54,704 - Tu nu �tii nimic... !? - Ierta�i-m�, doamn� ! 274 00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:57,818 Rorito e departe iar eu sunt tot timpul singur�... 275 00:21:58,020 --> 00:22:02,089 - B�rbatul gol era al t�u ? - Da, Annibale Iacedei... maestru de chi ! 276 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,778 Acum �i voi o face�i cu mae�trii de chi... ! Hai c� treaba-i bun�... ! 277 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:11,345 E b�iat bun, nu m� concedia�i ! O s�-mi cer scuze �i avocatului... 278 00:22:11,367 --> 00:22:14,991 Nu ! Nu... 279 00:22:15,192 --> 00:22:18,261 S� nu sufli o vorb� ! 280 00:22:18,261 --> 00:22:21,787 Nu te dau afar�, dar avocatul nu trebuie s� �tie nimic ! 281 00:22:22,623 --> 00:22:26,143 Pot s� am �ncredere �n tine ? 282 00:22:28,175 --> 00:22:31,192 Bun� diminea�a, avocate ! 283 00:22:31,193 --> 00:22:35,348 Mirna, vreau s� r�m�n singur cu so�ia mea ! 284 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,935 Ce vrei s�-mi mai spui ? 285 00:22:40,978 --> 00:22:44,046 Suntem dou� persoane adulte, mature... 286 00:22:44,121 --> 00:22:46,349 Suntem ca Strangers In The City ! 287 00:22:46,444 --> 00:22:49,135 - "Sex" In The City ! - Tot aia ! Ascult� ! 288 00:22:49,145 --> 00:22:55,936 Te iert dac�-mi promi�i c� n-ai s� te mai vezi cu acest "tatuat"... 289 00:22:56,370 --> 00:23:00,171 Ai o fa�� de fraier ! Tu m� ier�i pe mine ? 290 00:23:00,427 --> 00:23:04,579 - A�a o s� fim egali ! - Cum a�a ? E 30 la 1 pentru tine ! 291 00:23:05,275 --> 00:23:08,223 E adev�rat, te-am neglijat... 292 00:23:08,301 --> 00:23:11,791 Dar acum vreau s� recuperez. 293 00:23:12,883 --> 00:23:16,153 E prea t�rziu ! 294 00:23:16,192 --> 00:23:19,899 - Eu la tatuat nu renun� ! - Cum, nu renun�i ?! 295 00:23:20,463 --> 00:23:23,231 Elena, te rog ! Nu r�suci cu�itul �n ran� ! 296 00:23:23,574 --> 00:23:26,514 Aici vinoteca ! Sunt Pupin ! 297 00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:31,092 Da iubire, spune ! 298 00:23:33,103 --> 00:23:37,138 Nu... eu sunt Pupin, v-am telefonat pentru �ampanie. 299 00:23:37,842 --> 00:23:40,518 Dac� e cineva acas� voi veni dup� amiaz�. 300 00:23:40,982 --> 00:23:44,188 Da... pentru mine dup�-amiaza e foarte bine... 301 00:23:44,217 --> 00:23:46,980 ��i dai �nt�lnire cu �la ? 302 00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:50,740 - De ce, n-am voie ? - Scuz�-m�, era so�ul meu ! 303 00:23:53,129 --> 00:23:56,087 Am v�zut pozele ce mi le-ai trimis, sunt foarte frumoase... 304 00:23:56,148 --> 00:23:59,242 - Face�i schimb de poze ? - Da, pe Facebook ! 305 00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:03,815 Abia a�tept s� te v�d �n carne �i oase... 306 00:24:04,497 --> 00:24:07,585 - Vre�i s� m� vede�i �n carne �i oase ? - Da. 307 00:24:07,653 --> 00:24:10,444 Dorin�a e mare... 308 00:24:10,935 --> 00:24:14,800 Dna. Covelli, visez s� zbor cu dvs... 309 00:24:14,895 --> 00:24:18,708 Aha ! Ai chef s� zbori ! Atunci zboar� ! 310 00:24:20,482 --> 00:24:23,430 Chiar trebuie s� stai aici ? M� st�njene�ti ! 311 00:24:23,527 --> 00:24:26,193 Te st�njenesc ! Luate-ar moartea ! D�-mi telefonul ! 312 00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:31,020 Cr�ciun Fericit, mam�, Cr�ciun Fericit, tata ! 313 00:24:31,117 --> 00:24:34,734 Prive�te-i c�t sunt de dr�gu�i ! 314 00:24:34,815 --> 00:24:38,569 - �ndr�gosti�i ca-n prima zi ! - Precum William �i Kate ! 315 00:24:38,587 --> 00:24:41,895 - Nu. Precum Brooke �i Ridge ! - Ridge �i pune coarne ! 316 00:24:42,884 --> 00:24:46,309 - E adev�rat ! - Ehe... 317 00:24:50,704 --> 00:24:57,560 Fericire... ! S� m� trezesc diminea�a cu Gallina... Fericire... ! 318 00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:02,765 �i iubirea ce curge-n pic�turi sub du�... 319 00:25:04,009 --> 00:25:08,341 - C�n�i mai bine ca Albano. - Cum te sim�i, Gallinela ? 320 00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:13,159 Bine. Dup� noaptea asta cu tine, Italia �mi place �i mai mult. 321 00:25:14,370 --> 00:25:18,414 Bine�n�eles ! �nt�i sardelele apoi p�s�roiul... 322 00:25:20,862 --> 00:25:24,218 - Bun� diminea�a ! - E... 323 00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:28,285 Peste o or� trebuie s� m� duc s�-l iau pe inginer, vine cu elicopterul. 324 00:25:28,305 --> 00:25:31,183 M� �ntorc la lucru. Vacan�a mea de s�rb�tori se termin� aici... 325 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:34,193 Nu �tiu c�nd o s� ne putem revedea. 326 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:37,131 Poate e mai bine s� nu ne mai �nt�lnim vreodat� ? 327 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,501 �i eu trebuie s�-�i m�rturisesc ceva ! 328 00:25:40,596 --> 00:25:44,315 Am pe cineva la care �in �i... 329 00:25:45,431 --> 00:25:49,098 Of... ! Iolanda ! Blestemata ! 330 00:25:53,576 --> 00:25:56,029 Ce faci �n camera patronului ? 331 00:25:56,033 --> 00:26:00,990 Ce vrei ? Doamna mi-a spus s�-i duc blana la aeroport. 332 00:26:01,016 --> 00:26:04,146 Din c�nd �n c�nd, mai vezi-�i de treaba ta ! 333 00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:09,587 �i-a� b�ga una-n fa�a aia... ! Mafioaso ! 334 00:26:12,294 --> 00:26:15,305 Cum te sim�i, Kupaski ? 335 00:26:15,327 --> 00:26:17,937 Nimic. �ine-te bine ! 336 00:26:17,937 --> 00:26:21,783 Avem un cadou �i pentru Boris ! 337 00:26:25,158 --> 00:26:28,115 Mul�umesc, tat� ! E tare ! Are vitez� ! 338 00:26:29,605 --> 00:26:33,530 Procesor quad-core, 8 G de RAM, wi-fi, camer� web HD... 339 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:38,949 Eu nu m� pricep la astea. Daniela �mi face totul... 340 00:26:39,208 --> 00:26:43,304 Binevoitoare Daniela asta ! D� o m�n� la toate... ! 341 00:26:43,627 --> 00:26:47,114 - Vino s� vezi, mam� ! - Hai, du-te s� vezi ! 342 00:26:49,507 --> 00:26:52,837 Luca a sosit ! 343 00:26:53,871 --> 00:26:56,623 - �sta e faimosul Ferreri ? - E nebun dup� mine ! 344 00:26:56,638 --> 00:26:59,072 De asta a venit la Cortina. 345 00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:02,865 Asta pentru cine e ? Pentru tata... ! 346 00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:07,061 - Asta e din partea mea �i a lu' Ghingo ! - Cine e Ghingo ? 347 00:27:07,116 --> 00:27:09,266 Eu sunt, avocate. Bumba �mi spune a�a ! 348 00:27:09,337 --> 00:27:11,563 - Cine e Bumba ? - Eu sunt Bumba ! 349 00:27:11,579 --> 00:27:14,579 Da, iubirea mea ! Cine altcineva ? 350 00:27:16,349 --> 00:27:20,476 Ce cadou ! Ce mi-au adus Ghingo �i Bumba ? 351 00:27:29,557 --> 00:27:31,894 V� place, avocate ? 352 00:27:31,978 --> 00:27:34,729 G�nde�te-te ce bine va sta deasupra patului t�u ! 353 00:27:34,809 --> 00:27:37,401 Bine�n�eles ! S� mori, nu altceva... ! 354 00:27:37,469 --> 00:27:40,185 E un cadou ce se potrive�te perfect ! 355 00:27:40,219 --> 00:27:43,315 - Comoara mea... ! - Iubitule... 356 00:27:43,753 --> 00:27:48,536 Da, dle ministru. Doar ce am ajuns ! 357 00:27:49,144 --> 00:27:52,991 Imediat ce am acordul energetic v� pun la curent... 358 00:27:53,075 --> 00:27:56,128 Energie, curent... 359 00:27:56,206 --> 00:27:59,384 E o glum� de rahat... ! S�rb�tori Fericite, dle Ministru ! 360 00:27:59,434 --> 00:28:01,995 útia te streseaz� �i �n vacan�� ! 361 00:28:02,067 --> 00:28:07,020 Singurii care nu au niciodat� vacan�� sunt pis�logii �i administratorii delega�i. 362 00:28:16,192 --> 00:28:18,871 Dumnezeule ! Ugo ! 363 00:28:18,983 --> 00:28:22,298 - Inginerul s-a str�mbat de tot ! - �ncet, �ncet... 364 00:28:23,192 --> 00:28:26,014 Ce durere... ! 365 00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:28,962 - Bazinul... (sinonim: pupic) - Dac� trebuie... 366 00:28:29,178 --> 00:28:31,752 - Ce dracu faci ? - Mi-a�i spus s�... 367 00:28:31,809 --> 00:28:34,719 Ridic�-m�, m� doare ! Uite la asta... ! 368 00:28:34,771 --> 00:28:36,674 �ncet, �ncet... 369 00:28:38,247 --> 00:28:41,989 Gr�be�te-te ! Abia a�tept s� inaugurez noul jacuzzi... 370 00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:46,260 - Jacuzzi... - Lando, �i-a pl�cut casa ? 371 00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:51,443 E foarte frumoas�. Dac� pot s�-mi permit, e un tablou particular... 372 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:55,208 Skabiski, Skanbinscki... 373 00:28:55,911 --> 00:28:58,113 Kandinski ! 374 00:28:58,502 --> 00:29:01,141 - E fantastic ! - Ai �n�eles ? 375 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,959 - Ne-au trimis un critic ca �ofer ! - Mul�umesc ! 376 00:29:06,427 --> 00:29:10,130 - De ce naiba r�zi ? Porne�te ! - Ugo ! 377 00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:26,986 - Intrarea pentru marf� e mai �n fa��. - Nu. 378 00:29:27,051 --> 00:29:30,297 Trebuie s� m� descarc pe mine, sunt client ! 379 00:29:35,876 --> 00:29:38,905 Proietti, asta e rezervarea. 380 00:29:39,395 --> 00:29:43,624 Renumi�ii domni Proietti ! Sunte�i pentru prima dat� la noi ? 381 00:29:44,179 --> 00:29:47,354 Da, de obicei mergem la schi la Monte Bondone. 382 00:29:47,427 --> 00:29:50,542 Splendid� localitate... 383 00:29:51,649 --> 00:29:54,063 Dou� semn�turi aici ! 384 00:29:54,173 --> 00:29:57,235 - 310 ! - Ce 310 ! 385 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:59,782 Fi�i cumin�i, nu �ncepe�i cu �mecherii ! 386 00:29:59,876 --> 00:30:02,942 Erau 58, nu ? 58 de euro pe noapte ! 387 00:30:03,505 --> 00:30:07,353 310 e num�rul camerei. 388 00:30:07,429 --> 00:30:11,660 Care din p�cate... nu e preg�tit�... 389 00:30:11,923 --> 00:30:14,513 Dar e 4 dup� amiaz�... ! 390 00:30:15,038 --> 00:30:19,160 E din cauza clien�ilor no�tri obi�nui�i... 391 00:30:19,794 --> 00:30:24,199 Ei pl�tesc tariful complet... nu au c�tigat o ofert�... ! 392 00:30:25,369 --> 00:30:30,057 �n a�teptare, pute�i s� merge�i �n salon. 393 00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:33,580 Chiar dac� nu am pl�tit tariful complet... ! 394 00:30:36,007 --> 00:30:39,668 Totul pare decupat din reviste. 395 00:30:40,024 --> 00:30:43,045 S� mergem la bar ! 396 00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:46,132 M�ncarea la autogril mi-a f�cut o sete... 397 00:30:47,863 --> 00:30:51,643 - Un pahar de ap�, v� rog ! - Dou�. Mul�umesc ! 398 00:30:51,704 --> 00:30:54,521 - Le trec �n contul camerei ? - Nu, nu, pl�tesc acum. C�t e ? 399 00:30:54,557 --> 00:30:58,414 12 euro. 400 00:30:58,563 --> 00:31:01,964 Accepta�i �i lingouri ? 401 00:31:02,153 --> 00:31:05,431 - 12 euro pentru un pahar cu ap�... - �i dac� lu�m micul dejun �n camer� ? 402 00:31:05,959 --> 00:31:09,437 50 de euro plus bac�i�ul ! 403 00:31:10,745 --> 00:31:14,240 - Fii atent� cum te mi�ti ! - Da. 404 00:31:14,976 --> 00:31:18,949 - Ce face�i aici ? - Am venit la Cortina, nu se poate ? 405 00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:24,752 Ce fericit� sunt s� te v�d ! 406 00:31:24,999 --> 00:31:28,437 Ai v�zut ce surpriz� frumoas� v-am f�cut ! 407 00:31:29,185 --> 00:31:31,853 - Cum pl�te�ti surpriza asta ? - Cu banii jos ! 408 00:31:32,611 --> 00:31:35,770 F�r� s� aduc contribu�ii cu numere din cutii goale ! 409 00:31:35,788 --> 00:31:39,324 Da, dar �sta e un hotel de 5 stele extra lux ! 410 00:31:39,432 --> 00:31:43,022 - Cum de po�i s�-�i permi�i ? - A avut ceva deoparte, nu se poate ? 411 00:31:43,027 --> 00:31:46,423 - Bagajele sunt �n camer�. - Mul�umim ! 412 00:31:49,223 --> 00:31:52,257 Camera lor are vedere c�tre mun�i, iubitule... ! 413 00:31:52,364 --> 00:31:55,545 �i e mai mare dec�t a noastr�... ! 414 00:31:56,011 --> 00:31:59,012 - C�t pl�te�ti pentru asta ? - Dar tu ? 415 00:31:59,055 --> 00:32:02,540 - 600. - Eu 710. 416 00:32:04,197 --> 00:32:08,487 Acum v� rog s� ne scuza�i, trebuie s� facem un du� �i baia e departe, �n�elege�i ! 417 00:32:08,684 --> 00:32:11,281 Ne scuza�i ! Ciao, ciao... ! 418 00:32:11,342 --> 00:32:13,782 Ghingo, iubitule, te duci s� aduci paltoanele ? 419 00:32:13,806 --> 00:32:17,405 Da, Bumba ! 420 00:32:25,433 --> 00:32:27,754 De ce r�zi ? 421 00:32:27,849 --> 00:32:32,197 Cadoul nostru st� perfect aici ! 422 00:32:33,808 --> 00:32:37,593 - M� duc la culcare... iubitule ! - Vin �i eu, iubito ! 423 00:32:48,903 --> 00:32:53,257 - Mi se pare c� p�rin�ii t�i �n seara asta... - C�nd e iubire... 424 00:32:56,631 --> 00:33:00,356 - Cum s� dorm �n locul lui Boris ? - Da, el doarme cu mine. 425 00:33:00,735 --> 00:33:04,553 Avocatul Covelli doarme �ntr-o cu�c�... ! Mai e �i plin� de p�r... De ce ? 426 00:33:04,570 --> 00:33:07,606 Pentru ei, dormim �mpreun�... 427 00:33:07,658 --> 00:33:10,407 dar pentru noi, nu dormim �mpreun�... ! 428 00:33:10,407 --> 00:33:13,674 - Nu dormim �mpreun� ! - Nu. 429 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,873 Boris, aici ! 430 00:33:21,787 --> 00:33:25,238 Tatuatu'... 431 00:33:30,194 --> 00:33:34,177 - Cine e ? - Ai �nnebunit ? 432 00:33:34,276 --> 00:33:37,234 - Vreau s� �tiu cine e ! - Cine e, cine ? 433 00:33:37,251 --> 00:33:40,854 �la cu acvila tatuat� pe fund ! 434 00:33:41,090 --> 00:33:44,052 - N-am s�-�i spun niciodat� ! - �l cunosc ? 435 00:33:44,238 --> 00:33:48,271 - De unde e ? E bogat, e t�n�r... ? - Da. 436 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:51,759 - Are pe jum�tate v�rsta ta ! - Ca naiba, 24 de ani ! 437 00:33:52,522 --> 00:33:56,018 Acum ai mai pu�ini ? Ai 56 nu 48 ! 438 00:33:56,050 --> 00:33:59,143 Oricum, e revolt�tor ! 439 00:33:59,215 --> 00:34:02,165 Cum po�i s� te culci cu unul mult mai t�n�r dec�t tine ? 440 00:34:02,338 --> 00:34:05,515 C��i ani are Daniela ? 441 00:34:06,104 --> 00:34:09,527 De unde s� �tiu... e o angajat�, informa�ii private... 442 00:34:10,140 --> 00:34:13,237 E un caz particular. 443 00:34:13,275 --> 00:34:17,017 �i lipsea chipul tat�lui ! 444 00:34:17,422 --> 00:34:21,651 Iar mie-mi lipsea figura unui so� ! Am g�sit un b�rbat care m� dore�te... 445 00:34:22,232 --> 00:34:24,884 care m� face s� m� simt femeie, care m� vrea... �n�elegi ? 446 00:34:25,022 --> 00:34:28,351 Cu el fac chestii speciale... 447 00:34:29,121 --> 00:34:32,338 - El mi-a deschis... - Ca pe o floare... 448 00:34:32,361 --> 00:34:36,302 Noi orizonturi sexuale ! 449 00:34:36,652 --> 00:34:38,599 - Vrei s� �tii ce facem ? - Nu, nu vreau s� �tiu ! 450 00:34:38,693 --> 00:34:41,294 - Ba am s�-�i spun ! - Nu, mi-e sc�rb�... 451 00:34:41,317 --> 00:34:45,508 M� prinde, m� arunc� �n pat �i o face de trei, patru, cinci ori... 452 00:34:45,522 --> 00:34:48,973 Nu vreau s� �tiu, mi-e sc�rb�... 453 00:34:50,009 --> 00:34:52,742 Dou� ore nu vreau s� fiu deranjat. 454 00:34:52,834 --> 00:34:55,811 Te duci acas�, m�n�nci apoi te �ntorci aici. 455 00:34:55,826 --> 00:34:59,953 Dac� nu v� deranjeaz�, e o zi frumoas�, a� m�nca un sandwich... aici... 456 00:35:01,087 --> 00:35:04,836 - �ntreab�-m� dac� m� intereseaz� ! - Eu... ? V� intereseaz� ? 457 00:35:04,906 --> 00:35:07,935 Nici m�car nu m� intereseaz� ! 458 00:35:07,935 --> 00:35:11,211 Mul�umesc, inginere ! 459 00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:14,536 Distrac�ie pl�cut� ! 460 00:35:14,870 --> 00:35:18,052 - Steak-ul dvs, contes� ! - Ce minunat... ! 461 00:35:18,571 --> 00:35:21,100 Scuze ! Cui pot s� m� adresez pentru un sandwich ? 462 00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:25,302 - Un sandwich... �l ceri la chio�c ! - E �n�untru ? 463 00:35:25,736 --> 00:35:28,728 Nu, �n ora�, l�ng� gar� ! 464 00:35:29,265 --> 00:35:34,027 �sta e un restaurant de lux. Nu facem sandviciuri ! 465 00:35:43,217 --> 00:35:46,079 Du-te dracului... 466 00:35:46,116 --> 00:35:49,207 Bun�, Gallina ! Ce faci aici ? 467 00:35:50,159 --> 00:35:53,866 Snowboarding. L-ai adus pe ing. la pr�nz ? 468 00:35:53,962 --> 00:35:57,297 Nu, el schiaz� ! Am venit s� cer un sandwich, dar prostul �sta... 469 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,981 - Pare c� i-am cerut cine �tie ce ! - Las� sandviciul ! 470 00:36:01,012 --> 00:36:05,047 - Hai s� m�nc�m ceva �mpreun�. - Nu pot s�-mi permit ! 471 00:36:05,832 --> 00:36:07,082 Eu da ! Te invit eu ! 472 00:36:07,118 --> 00:36:09,729 ��i sunt datoare de la pasta cu sardele. 473 00:36:10,392 --> 00:36:13,556 Am �n�eles de ce sunt icoane. Trebuie un miracol s� porneasc� ! 474 00:36:13,642 --> 00:36:16,493 Ce faci tat�, �mi controlezi PC-ul ? 475 00:36:16,534 --> 00:36:20,886 M� uitam s� v�d cine a trimis fotografiile mamei pe Facebook... 476 00:36:21,783 --> 00:36:25,466 Ce poze a primit mama pe Facebook ? 477 00:36:25,621 --> 00:36:29,040 - O acvil� ! - De c�nd mama e interesat� de p�s�roi ? 478 00:36:29,093 --> 00:36:32,255 Am spus acvile, nu p�s�roi ! 479 00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:40,708 Drag� Cristiana, �mi pare r�u, �ntre noi totul s-a terminat. 480 00:36:41,538 --> 00:36:44,659 - Ce e ? - Luca m-a p�r�sit. 481 00:36:44,747 --> 00:36:49,038 Acum cinci minute, m� b�gase �n comunitatea Farmville 482 00:36:49,126 --> 00:36:51,695 pe chat de c�nd s-a logat Pixalbum... 483 00:36:51,738 --> 00:36:53,114 Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 484 00:36:53,156 --> 00:36:56,223 De unde s� �tiu ? Delireaz� ! Vorbe�te o limb� de ne�n�eles. 485 00:36:56,308 --> 00:36:59,344 - Luca e cu alta. - De c�nd ? 486 00:36:59,423 --> 00:37:02,767 Acum, pe Facebook ! 487 00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:08,559 Dac�-l g�sesc pe �la care a inventat Facebookul �sta... jur c�-i tai boa�ele ! 488 00:37:13,585 --> 00:37:16,737 - �i place de asta ? - Da. 489 00:37:22,042 --> 00:37:25,092 Cred c� trebuie s� plec, inginerul se �ntoarce... 490 00:37:25,468 --> 00:37:27,603 - Bine, �i cer nota de plat�. - Nu, nu, nu... 491 00:37:27,689 --> 00:37:30,733 �n Sicilia e ur�t c�nd o femeie cere nota de plat�. 492 00:37:31,192 --> 00:37:33,678 - Bine, cere-o tu ! - Uf, prostul asta... 493 00:37:34,959 --> 00:37:38,788 �efu' ! Nota de plat�, te rog ! 494 00:37:39,101 --> 00:37:43,080 - Repede c� ne gr�bim ! - Numai pu�in, "domnule" ! 495 00:37:43,901 --> 00:37:46,915 Nu mai pu�in... c� mai devreme s� a�tept�m 40 de minute... 496 00:37:50,045 --> 00:37:53,113 - M� �ntorc imediat. - Du-te... 497 00:37:55,987 --> 00:37:59,716 Uite aici ! �mi vine s� mor c�nd citesc... 498 00:38:00,417 --> 00:38:03,178 Meniu de vinuri cu toate preciz�rile... 499 00:38:03,181 --> 00:38:07,235 Uite �n list� ! Mi-ai adus vin din 2015, de peste trei ani ? 500 00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:10,533 - �la nu e anul ! - Nu ? Dar ce e ? 501 00:38:10,616 --> 00:38:13,277 Pre�ul ! 502 00:38:13,334 --> 00:38:16,940 Ce pre�... ! Dar am b�ut pu�in... 503 00:38:18,238 --> 00:38:22,619 2015... boa�... mele... Ce m� intereseaz�, pl�te�te ea ! 504 00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:26,422 - �ntoarce-te imediat la hotel ! - Da, ajung imediat. 505 00:38:26,477 --> 00:38:29,409 - Gr�be�te-te ! - Pa ! 506 00:38:36,174 --> 00:38:39,645 Nota de plat� ! E �i vinul... 507 00:38:43,048 --> 00:38:46,073 E �i vinu'... 508 00:38:50,466 --> 00:38:54,079 N-a fost prea mult, dar... suntem ni�te "domni"... 509 00:38:54,268 --> 00:38:57,418 �i chestiile astea nu ne... Ce... ? 510 00:38:57,882 --> 00:39:01,075 Ce e... acolo... !? 511 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:05,087 Nimic... 512 00:39:05,109 --> 00:39:09,495 Mul�umesc "domnule"... 513 00:39:15,289 --> 00:39:18,429 Nemernicul ! Mi-a dat telepassul ! 514 00:39:19,229 --> 00:39:22,294 Delicventule... ! 515 00:39:23,759 --> 00:39:27,991 Pun eu m�na pe tine ! �mi amintesc fa�a ta de... 516 00:39:28,481 --> 00:39:30,712 - Scump� contes�... ! - La revedere ! 517 00:39:30,717 --> 00:39:34,299 Mul�umim pentru vizit� ! Delicventul... 518 00:39:55,968 --> 00:39:59,090 Bun�, Elena ! �nt�lnirea e azi. 519 00:39:59,633 --> 00:40:02,990 Suntem eu, tu, Giovanna �i unu care nu-l cunosc, dar se spune c� e tare... 520 00:40:04,298 --> 00:40:07,301 Ce sc�rbos... 521 00:40:08,062 --> 00:40:11,981 Am �n�eles noile ei orient�ri sexuale. Porcii, fac schimb de cupluri. 522 00:40:13,619 --> 00:40:16,140 Ce scrie ? 523 00:40:16,216 --> 00:40:21,601 Am v�zut c� a venit so�ul t�u, sun�-l pe Piero �i fixeaz� �nt�lnirea. 524 00:40:23,862 --> 00:40:26,800 �l sun "eu" pe Piero ! 525 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,810 Porcii ! 526 00:40:30,901 --> 00:40:34,386 Nu, nu a�i gre�it, acesta e nr. dlui. Piero. �l chem imediat. 527 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:43,317 E �i un PS. Azi le-o tragem din nou ! 528 00:40:46,931 --> 00:40:48,257 Bun� ziua, sunt Piero ! 529 00:40:48,716 --> 00:40:51,108 Bun� ziua ! O prieten� mi-a dat nr dvs. 530 00:40:51,190 --> 00:40:54,277 Mi-a spus c� organiza�i �nt�lniri... 531 00:40:54,336 --> 00:40:58,323 Trebuie s� fi�i prezentat de un colaborator, nu accept�m necunoscu�i. 532 00:40:58,414 --> 00:41:00,780 Mi se pare corect ! 533 00:41:00,810 --> 00:41:03,532 M� va prezenta prietena mea, dna Covelli. 534 00:41:03,588 --> 00:41:06,833 Elena e fantastic�... o adev�rat� for�� a naturii... ! 535 00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:10,363 Reu�e�te s� aibe dou� �nt�lniri f�r� pauz�, are o energie... 536 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:13,660 Care e procedura ? 537 00:41:13,668 --> 00:41:17,656 Veni�i aici cu un partener sau v� g�sim noi unul de nivelul dvs. 538 00:41:17,771 --> 00:41:20,188 Ce nivel sunte�i ? 539 00:41:20,238 --> 00:41:23,246 P�n� acum nu s-a pl�ns nimeni... 540 00:41:23,307 --> 00:41:26,777 C�teodat�, clien�ii vin aici spun�nd c� sunt cine �tie ce... 541 00:41:27,408 --> 00:41:29,668 - ... apoi c�nd �ncepe �nt�lnirea... - Ce se �nt�mpl� ? 542 00:41:29,695 --> 00:41:32,803 O cam mu�c�... ! 543 00:41:32,848 --> 00:41:37,305 - Ce ru�ine... ! E vreo �nscriere ? - �nscrierea nu este obligatorie. 544 00:41:37,549 --> 00:41:39,628 C�t se pl�te�te ? 545 00:41:39,647 --> 00:41:43,338 Depinde c�t dureaz� �nt�lnirea, ce fel de dot�ri ave�i... 546 00:41:43,419 --> 00:41:46,812 - De exemplu, folosi�i mingiile dvs ? - Dac� folosesc mingiile mele ? 547 00:41:46,907 --> 00:41:49,506 - Folosi�i mingiile dvs ? - Da... 548 00:41:49,559 --> 00:41:52,533 Sigur ? Poate nu le-a�i controlat de mult timp... 549 00:41:52,547 --> 00:41:55,227 �i c�nd o s� le scoate�i... vor fi moi... ! 550 00:41:55,277 --> 00:41:58,018 Nu, nu ! Sunt tari, mari �i frumoase. 551 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,445 �i dac� cineva nu vrea s�-�i foloseasc� mingiile ? 552 00:42:00,450 --> 00:42:03,885 To�i �ncep cu mingiile personale, dar dac� cineva vrea, le schimb�. 553 00:42:03,908 --> 00:42:08,033 De exemplu, dna. Covelli e o profesionist�, dup� �apte jocuri, insist�, mingii noi... ! 554 00:42:08,075 --> 00:42:13,489 P�n� aici, eu sunt so�ul ! �tii unde-ar trebui s�-�i pun mingiile... ? 555 00:42:13,713 --> 00:42:17,803 De ce urli ? Ai v�zut telefonul meu ? 556 00:42:17,807 --> 00:42:21,052 - Acolo pe canapea. - Aici era ! Mul�umesc ! 557 00:42:21,102 --> 00:42:24,419 M� duc s� fac un dublu la tenis. 558 00:42:27,453 --> 00:42:30,193 Drag� Piero, �mi retrag ultimele cuvinte despre m�ng�i... 559 00:42:30,329 --> 00:42:32,867 �mi pare r�u... 560 00:42:32,952 --> 00:42:36,809 Nu, nu fi vulgar... ! E un moment dificil... 561 00:42:36,854 --> 00:42:38,447 A fost o mare ne�n�elegere... 562 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,677 Mai du-te dracului ! Tu, tenisul �i mingiile moi ! 563 00:42:43,949 --> 00:42:46,961 �n seara asta lu�m cina cu Massimo �i Brunella ? 564 00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:51,266 Nu ! Nu vreau s� merg la cin� cu cumnatu' roman ! 565 00:42:52,399 --> 00:42:56,317 �nc� m� g�ndesc, de unde o fi scos "economiile" ? 566 00:42:57,545 --> 00:43:01,009 Aici am �nsemnat toate locurile unde nu putem merge. 567 00:43:01,443 --> 00:43:03,705 Cruce neagr�: magazin dr�gu�. 568 00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:06,995 - Cruce ro�ie: restaurant inabordabil... - �i craniul �sta negru ? 569 00:43:07,094 --> 00:43:10,404 Mortal ! S� m�nc�m am�ndoi la Caminetto e nevoie de 500 de euro. 570 00:43:10,450 --> 00:43:13,846 - C�t rata noastr� ? - Ai v�zut cum spun c� �i-a m�ncat casa ? 571 00:43:14,288 --> 00:43:18,331 Pare un cimitir cu toate crucile astea ! Ce facem, trebuie s� murim de foame ? 572 00:43:18,908 --> 00:43:21,731 Lini�te�te-te ! �i aici sunt locuri bune. 573 00:43:21,801 --> 00:43:25,628 Sunt sandviciuri, pizza, un kebab la 12 km... 574 00:43:31,019 --> 00:43:33,132 �ncornoratule ! 575 00:43:34,203 --> 00:43:37,745 - Cine, eu ? - Da, e�ti un mare cornut ! 576 00:43:37,807 --> 00:43:40,760 - Tu �i sor�-ta ! - �i e�ti din Roma... 577 00:43:40,791 --> 00:43:43,552 Nu, din Borsano, mor�ii t�i... ! 578 00:43:44,143 --> 00:43:47,586 Sta�i lini�tit, dle. ministru, ave�i �ncredere �n mine. 579 00:43:47,650 --> 00:43:50,529 Omul nostru a ajuns la Cortina, o s�-l fac s� semneze... 580 00:43:53,768 --> 00:43:57,046 S�-mi aduci geanta. 581 00:44:07,763 --> 00:44:10,421 Fiodor ! 582 00:44:10,426 --> 00:44:14,045 Sunt bucuros c� ai ales s�-�i petreci vacan�a la Cortina ! 583 00:44:14,601 --> 00:44:17,612 Nou�, ru�ilor, ne place mult la Cortina. 584 00:44:18,310 --> 00:44:21,594 Mie-mi spui ? La Cortina vin de ceva... 585 00:44:22,740 --> 00:44:27,141 Fiodor ! Cortina d'Ampezzo... "da" ceva... ! 586 00:44:28,397 --> 00:44:31,898 - Ce d� ? - Nu, nimic... 587 00:44:32,693 --> 00:44:36,307 - Te-ai g�ndit la contractul nostru ? - Nu. 588 00:44:36,396 --> 00:44:39,602 - Cum nu ? - Nu am luat h�rtiile... 589 00:44:40,197 --> 00:44:43,417 Din �nt�mplare, le am cu mine... 590 00:44:46,228 --> 00:44:49,504 Nu pot s� cred... 591 00:44:50,141 --> 00:44:52,805 - E pre�edintele Milo�evici... - Isacovici ! 592 00:44:53,995 --> 00:44:57,928 Eu sunt din Siracusa, dar sunt fan Palermo... 593 00:45:01,188 --> 00:45:04,914 Sunt bun prieten cu Maurizio Zamparini. 594 00:45:05,481 --> 00:45:08,289 - Asta n-are probleme cu bani... - Taci ! 595 00:45:08,369 --> 00:45:10,935 Poate vrea s� cumpere ceva pentru... 596 00:45:11,038 --> 00:45:14,492 D�-mi geanta �i pleac� mai repede ! 597 00:45:15,085 --> 00:45:17,813 S� ne a�ez�m aici, Fiodor... 598 00:45:21,295 --> 00:45:24,731 Nu mi-ai spus c� a venit �i so�ia ta, Gallina ! 599 00:45:35,580 --> 00:45:39,609 Bun venit, Gallina ! Ai s� te distrezi de minune la Cortina ! 600 00:45:40,182 --> 00:45:43,278 Deja a �nceput s� se distreze ! Am c�utat-o toat� noaptea. 601 00:45:43,392 --> 00:45:46,631 Termin� Fiodor, deja �i-am explicat ! 602 00:45:46,704 --> 00:45:49,490 - Iar eu o s� cred povestea cu somniferul ? - De ce crezi c� te mint ? 603 00:45:49,527 --> 00:45:52,587 - Pentru c� nu erai �n hotel ! - Dar unde eram ? 604 00:45:57,609 --> 00:46:00,623 Hai ! S� plec�m acas� ! 605 00:46:01,143 --> 00:46:04,161 - Probleme, inginere ? - Care probleme... ? 606 00:46:04,514 --> 00:46:06,697 Mai mult de at�t ! 607 00:46:06,707 --> 00:46:10,933 Pre�edintele t�u, Maurizio, e �i pre�edintele companiei ruse de gaz. 608 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:14,341 Azi trebuia s� semn�m contractul... 609 00:46:14,407 --> 00:46:18,210 Pentru mine, e important... iar pentru Italia, e vital... 610 00:46:18,246 --> 00:46:22,855 Asta a �nceput s� se certe cu nevast�-sa, zburau palme... 611 00:46:23,289 --> 00:46:26,328 - Se certau ? - Nu �tiu dac� se certau. 612 00:46:26,344 --> 00:46:32,300 Acum se ceart�. El �nc� nu venise, iar ea noaptea nu a fost �n hotel... 613 00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:37,003 �n�elegi ce a f�cut curvuli�a ? A dormit �n alt� parte... ! 614 00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:40,789 - Se �tie unde a dormit ? - Nu... 615 00:46:40,835 --> 00:46:43,879 Mai bine... c� nu se �tie... Mai bine... ! 616 00:46:43,954 --> 00:46:47,314 Ea spune c� a luat un somnifer... 617 00:46:47,324 --> 00:46:51,041 ... �i nu a auzit telefonul... ! Haide... ! 618 00:46:51,526 --> 00:46:54,818 Dac� beau un ceai intru �n com�, dar cu un somnifer... 619 00:46:55,595 --> 00:46:59,046 Asta crezi tu c� e�ti un papagal, s� sper�m c� �i el va crede... 620 00:46:59,129 --> 00:47:02,493 ... iar m�ine totul va reintra �n normal. S� sper�m ! 621 00:47:02,511 --> 00:47:05,928 - Da, inginere ! S� sper�m... ! - Ce leg�tur� ai tu ? 622 00:47:05,965 --> 00:47:08,894 - Am intrat. - Unde ? 623 00:47:08,979 --> 00:47:11,668 To�i... Am intrat to�i... 624 00:47:11,739 --> 00:47:14,423 Vreau s� spun, �n Italia... 625 00:47:15,237 --> 00:47:18,306 Dac� vorbim de energie, suntem implica�i cu to�ii... 626 00:47:18,899 --> 00:47:23,432 Facem referendum nuclear pentru una care doarme �n alt� parte... 627 00:47:23,522 --> 00:47:24,973 Pare ceva... 628 00:47:25,572 --> 00:47:28,935 Ce naiba spui ? Hai s� plec�m ! 629 00:47:31,172 --> 00:47:35,832 Ne auzim m�ine. Ciao ! 630 00:47:38,221 --> 00:47:41,342 Fii cuminte ! 631 00:47:51,353 --> 00:47:55,791 Nici nu �tiu cum s�-�i mul�umesc pentru hainele care le-ai donat parohiei... ! 632 00:47:56,053 --> 00:47:59,142 �n regul�, Don Antonio ! So�ul meu nu le mai purta... ! 633 00:47:59,213 --> 00:48:02,304 Mul�umesc ! 634 00:48:03,391 --> 00:48:06,951 Ce bun� e�ti, Elena ! La tine, totul e bun... 635 00:48:07,007 --> 00:48:08,844 �i-am dat-o cu pl�cere... ! 636 00:48:08,845 --> 00:48:11,357 - M� tr�dezi cu grasul asta ? - Scuza�i ! 637 00:48:11,373 --> 00:48:15,480 Taci ! Cu fa�a asta... trebuia s�-�i tatuezi acvila pe obraji ! 638 00:48:16,034 --> 00:48:19,570 Las-o pe nevast�-mea, altfel iei palme ca soba lemne s�mb�t� seara. 639 00:48:20,236 --> 00:48:23,545 Roberto ! Acesta e noul paroh ! 640 00:48:23,648 --> 00:48:27,482 - I-ai dat-o �i lu' parohu ? - I-am dat hainele vechi. 641 00:48:28,016 --> 00:48:31,145 Lui Don Antonio... 642 00:48:31,395 --> 00:48:35,458 Numai haine vechi... 643 00:48:35,919 --> 00:48:39,758 Don Antonio ! Accepta�i dona�ia unui umil, dar devotat avocat roman ! 644 00:48:40,550 --> 00:48:43,639 Bravo, Roberto ! Chiar c�nd ai venit, Don Antonio �mi spunea... 645 00:48:44,112 --> 00:48:47,432 c� instala�ia electric� de la biserica St. Fillipo trebuie reparat�. 646 00:48:48,212 --> 00:48:51,697 - De c�t e nevoie ? - 5.858 euro. 647 00:48:51,842 --> 00:48:56,661 Suntem siguri c� e vorba de St. Fillipo ? Nu cumva e San Siro ? 648 00:49:01,855 --> 00:49:04,726 Fii calm� ! 649 00:49:06,065 --> 00:49:10,029 Fii atent� ! Dac� se sparg sticlele, stric�m totul, kebabul �i �uberecul ! 650 00:49:13,442 --> 00:49:17,138 Dle Proietti ! Pot s� v� vorbesc pu�in ? 651 00:49:18,086 --> 00:49:20,044 Ce e ? 652 00:49:20,110 --> 00:49:24,220 Clien�ii de la 311 s-au pl�ns c� la ora pr�nzului 653 00:49:24,236 --> 00:49:27,416 au sim�it prezen�a unui miros foarte ap�s�tor... 654 00:49:27,419 --> 00:49:30,889 - O adev�rat� putoare ! - Ce fel de putoare ? 655 00:49:30,903 --> 00:49:34,671 De buc�t�rie medie oriental� ! 656 00:49:34,710 --> 00:49:37,939 Kebab ! 657 00:49:37,978 --> 00:49:41,449 Cu at�tea restaurante la Cortina, eu m�n�nc kebab �n camer� ? 658 00:49:42,364 --> 00:49:45,630 - Pot s� v� deranjez ? - Prin�ul... 659 00:49:45,943 --> 00:49:50,103 - Nu ! M� numesc Emanuel ! E o onoare ! - O onoare �i pentru mine ! 660 00:49:50,182 --> 00:49:53,836 Nu vreau s� par inoportun... ave�i vreun program �n seara asta ? 661 00:49:53,844 --> 00:49:56,885 M� g�ndeam s� iau cina �n camer�. 662 00:49:56,903 --> 00:50:00,005 Eu sunt foarte supersti�ios, am invitat prietenii la cin� 663 00:50:00,089 --> 00:50:03,175 �i am realizat c� suntem 13... 664 00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:08,962 N-ai putea s� iei cina cu noi, s� fim 14 ?! 665 00:50:08,974 --> 00:50:12,739 - Nu sunt singur�, e �i so�ul meu... - Care e problema ? 666 00:50:12,824 --> 00:50:17,711 - �n loc de 14 vom fi 15. - Prin�ul ! 667 00:50:17,743 --> 00:50:20,916 - Spune-i, Emanuele, iubitule ! - Bun� seara ! �nc�ntat ! 668 00:50:22,575 --> 00:50:26,092 Emanuele m-a �ntrebat dac� cin�m �mpreun� cu el �i prietenii lui. 669 00:50:26,368 --> 00:50:29,519 Suntem la camera ascuns� ? Unde e videocamera ? 670 00:50:30,042 --> 00:50:32,983 - Ai vreun microfon ? - Nu, iubitule, sunt 13 persoane. 671 00:50:33,099 --> 00:50:36,403 �n loc s� m�nc�m singuri... Lu�m cina cu ei ? Ce spui ? 672 00:50:37,490 --> 00:50:40,159 - Emanuele ! Oaspe�i ? - Nici o �ndoial�... 673 00:50:40,231 --> 00:50:43,491 - Da sau nu ? - Da ! Ce simpatici sunte�i ! 674 00:50:44,511 --> 00:50:47,449 Veni�i cu mine ! 675 00:50:51,612 --> 00:50:54,829 Bun� seara ! Ce pl�cere s� v� v�d aici ! 676 00:50:57,874 --> 00:51:01,110 Bun� seara ! Pute�i s� mai ad�uga�i dou� locuri ? Mul�umesc ! 677 00:51:05,409 --> 00:51:08,545 Vreau s� v� prezint prietenilor mei ! So�ii... 678 00:51:08,559 --> 00:51:11,562 Proietti ! Brunella �i Massimo ! 679 00:51:11,654 --> 00:51:14,684 - Vor lua cina cu noi ! - Bun� seara ! 680 00:51:15,260 --> 00:51:17,680 Scuza�i-ne ! Nu am avut timp s� ne schimb�m ! 681 00:51:17,706 --> 00:51:21,222 Nu e nici o problem� ! Mie �mi place �inuta sport ! 682 00:51:22,450 --> 00:51:25,483 Lua�i loc ! Tu, Brudella, vei sta �n dreapta mea. 683 00:51:25,548 --> 00:51:29,939 Iar tu, Massimo, �ntre contesele de Blank ! 684 00:51:33,988 --> 00:51:36,220 Bun� seara ! 685 00:51:36,265 --> 00:51:38,949 �nc�ntat� ! 686 00:51:39,045 --> 00:51:42,444 �l cuno�ti de mult timp pe prin� ? 687 00:51:42,484 --> 00:51:45,480 Ne �nt�lnim �n fiecare s�pt�m�n� la serviciu. 688 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:48,769 - Cu ce v� ocupa�i ? - V�nd ziare ! 689 00:51:48,788 --> 00:51:53,114 - Nu am auzit ! Cu ce v� ocupa�i ? - V�nd ziare ! 690 00:51:53,187 --> 00:51:55,878 Editor... ! 691 00:51:55,915 --> 00:51:58,962 Da... 692 00:52:01,603 --> 00:52:05,292 Ce parfum bun... ! Ce e ? 693 00:52:06,897 --> 00:52:10,407 E noaptea Orientului ! 694 00:52:10,835 --> 00:52:13,920 E foarte bun ! Sincere complimente ! 695 00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:16,775 Emanuele, Fiona de ce nu a venit ? 696 00:52:16,779 --> 00:52:19,912 A r�mas la Salzburg ! 697 00:52:20,076 --> 00:52:22,589 Vorbi�i de prin�esa german�, nu-i a�a ? 698 00:52:23,105 --> 00:52:25,945 Cea care la nunta lui William �i Kate st�tea l�ng� Papa ? 699 00:52:26,028 --> 00:52:28,809 A�i fost invitat� la nunta regal� ? 700 00:52:28,878 --> 00:52:32,314 Nu. Am v�zut pe canalul 5 ! 701 00:52:32,612 --> 00:52:36,278 - Cum a fost la cin� ? - Foarte bine. Mul�umim ! 702 00:52:39,282 --> 00:52:42,760 Foarte bine... ! Bine ! Adic�... r�u ! 703 00:52:42,841 --> 00:52:45,967 Am cheltuit 400 de euro �i nu am v�zut m�car un VIP. 704 00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:49,215 �tii c� VIP-urile nu merg �n restaurante, nu se amestec� cu ceilal�i, 705 00:52:49,310 --> 00:52:52,697 se adun� �ntre ei, cu prietenii lor... 706 00:52:58,694 --> 00:53:02,454 - Kebabul t�u a fost nemaipomenit ! - Mai bun dec�t potroacele ! 707 00:53:02,549 --> 00:53:04,867 Iar �uberecul... 708 00:53:04,929 --> 00:53:07,982 Nici n-am putut s� gust... L-a�i m�ncat pe tot... 709 00:53:08,015 --> 00:53:11,260 Prin�ul Giovanelli, Maestru Valestra... 710 00:53:14,072 --> 00:53:16,258 Ciao ! 711 00:53:19,869 --> 00:53:23,255 - Ce sear� frumoas� ! - Ai v�zut ? Era prin�ul ! 712 00:53:28,928 --> 00:53:32,090 Bun� seara ! 713 00:53:32,649 --> 00:53:37,509 - A�i fost la cin� cu... ? - Da, Emanuele a insistat mult... 714 00:53:39,304 --> 00:53:42,669 Emanuele ? Cum l-a�i cunoscut ? 715 00:53:42,727 --> 00:53:45,633 Azi dup� amiaz� la saun�, am schimbat dou� vorbe. 716 00:53:45,642 --> 00:53:48,166 A�i schimbat dou� vorbe �i v-a invitat la cin� ? 717 00:53:48,265 --> 00:53:51,394 I-am fost simpatici. De ce, nu se poate ? 718 00:53:53,252 --> 00:53:56,325 S� mergem... 719 00:53:58,287 --> 00:54:01,619 Noapte bun� ! 720 00:54:07,958 --> 00:54:11,035 Mul�umesc, Fiodor ! Pe partea cealalt�, Gallina. 721 00:54:11,561 --> 00:54:14,242 Intr�, Fiodor ! 722 00:54:19,928 --> 00:54:23,119 Am s� v� duc la un restaurant bun. 723 00:54:23,698 --> 00:54:27,466 - Unde mergem, inginere ? - La Bepi ! 724 00:54:30,359 --> 00:54:33,457 E�ti t�mpit ? Vrei s�-mi spargi capul ? 725 00:54:33,566 --> 00:54:37,838 - A�a se conduce ? - Scuze inginere, e ghea�� ! 726 00:54:38,428 --> 00:54:40,952 Scuze, pe dracu ! Haide ! 727 00:54:41,299 --> 00:54:44,842 - Deci, restaurantul Caminetto ! - Ce Caminetto, e�ti surd ? 728 00:54:44,883 --> 00:54:48,157 Am spus, Bepi, Bepi... ! Porne�te ! 729 00:54:48,161 --> 00:54:50,801 Bine, mergem ! 730 00:54:58,581 --> 00:55:01,638 E telefonul inginerului ! 731 00:55:02,852 --> 00:55:05,945 Da, da inginere ! 732 00:55:07,591 --> 00:55:10,681 Trebuie s� v� aduc telefonul la Bepi ! 733 00:55:11,136 --> 00:55:13,810 E restaurantul unde sunte�i... 734 00:55:14,095 --> 00:55:17,600 Nu v�d telefonul dvs., probabil nu l-a�i l�sat aici ! 735 00:55:19,773 --> 00:55:22,264 Spune�i c�-l aud ! Nu-l v�d, dar �l aud... 736 00:55:22,330 --> 00:55:25,646 Tocmai de asta... vorbeam la el... 737 00:55:25,722 --> 00:55:28,492 Da, s� nu mai spun prostii ! La revedere ! 738 00:55:28,652 --> 00:55:32,297 - E destul de rece, inginere ? - Gallina, ai g�sit cercelul ? 739 00:55:32,374 --> 00:55:35,801 - �nc� nu ! - L�sa�i-m� pe mine, doamn� ! 740 00:55:36,587 --> 00:55:38,667 L-am g�sit ! 741 00:55:38,761 --> 00:55:42,968 Mi se pare c� s-a rupt, �l pun �n geant� s� nu-l pierd. 742 00:55:58,208 --> 00:56:01,887 Am adus celularul. Dac� ave�i nevoie de ceva, m� suna�i pe cel�lalt ! 743 00:56:03,700 --> 00:56:05,852 Ce m� fac ? 744 00:56:06,110 --> 00:56:09,204 Contesa ! Pasta dvs e cald�... ! 745 00:56:12,203 --> 00:56:15,041 M� frige... 746 00:56:16,401 --> 00:56:19,856 - Scuza�i-m�, dn� contes� ! - M� arde... ! 747 00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:22,002 Frige ! 748 00:56:30,942 --> 00:56:34,187 - Pe aici, avocate ! - Unde e refugiul ? 749 00:56:34,285 --> 00:56:37,379 - Jos. - Vino, Ghingo ! 750 00:56:48,085 --> 00:56:51,557 - Mai facem una ? - Absolut ! Azi, pistele sunt fabuloase. 751 00:56:51,565 --> 00:56:54,872 Eu m� opresc, nu sunt Mayer ! Te opre�ti �i tu, iubito ? 752 00:56:54,963 --> 00:56:58,119 Da, Roberto ! 753 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:03,422 - De c�nd nu mai schiem �mpreun� ? - Din 2001, anul cu babysitter ! 754 00:57:03,841 --> 00:57:06,875 Termin� ! M�car odat�, spune-mi o vorb� dulce ! 755 00:57:06,968 --> 00:57:08,876 - Prostule ! - Asta voiam ! 756 00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:11,890 Nu �ie, t�mpitului asta care a dat peste mine ! 757 00:57:11,962 --> 00:57:15,027 - E vina mea, scuza�i ! - Asta e Ferreri ! 758 00:57:15,269 --> 00:57:19,217 - Prietenul Cristianei ! - �la care o face s� sufere. 759 00:57:19,298 --> 00:57:22,847 - Am s� vorbesc "eu' cu el ! - Te �ngrijorezi pentru fiicele tale ? 760 00:57:23,695 --> 00:57:27,016 Eu a trebuit s� fac totul, �ntotdeauna. Tu e�ti prototipul tat�lui absent ! 761 00:57:27,950 --> 00:57:31,172 Iar acum am devenit, "tata prezent" ! 762 00:57:31,482 --> 00:57:34,610 �i-am spus c� m-am schimbat ! 763 00:57:34,638 --> 00:57:37,297 S� ne g�ndim la noi... 764 00:57:37,361 --> 00:57:41,080 Trebuie s� m� mai g�ndesc ! 765 00:57:42,411 --> 00:57:45,275 Mul�umesc ! 766 00:57:45,356 --> 00:57:48,490 Nici nu �tii c�te cazuri de divor� am avut ! 767 00:57:48,563 --> 00:57:54,275 C�nd doi se despart, totul are o limit�, cu Cristiana suntem siguri c� va fi... 768 00:57:54,587 --> 00:57:58,834 - Nu, nu, povestea s-a terminat ! - Atunci de ce ai venit la Cortina ? 769 00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:01,429 - De ce i-ai dat iluzii ? - Nu, nu i-am dat iluzii ! 770 00:58:01,481 --> 00:58:04,648 I-am spus Cristianei: "Eu nu cred �n iubire" ! 771 00:58:04,705 --> 00:58:07,476 Dup� ce tat�l meu i-a f�cut, mamei mele... 772 00:58:07,562 --> 00:58:10,877 Ce ne intereseaz� !? Hai s� plec�m ! 773 00:58:11,502 --> 00:58:14,520 Nu, nu ! Ne intereseaz� ! 774 00:58:15,195 --> 00:58:18,289 De ce ? Ce f�cea tat�l t�u ? 775 00:58:18,298 --> 00:58:21,573 Nu, ce f�cea ? Cu "cine" o f�cea ! O f�cea cu "toate" ! 776 00:58:23,468 --> 00:58:27,821 - �i cu secretarele ? - Oho... ! Apoi, spunea c� s-a schimbat ! 777 00:58:28,731 --> 00:58:32,010 ... �i �ncepea din nou ! 778 00:58:32,514 --> 00:58:35,621 Ai auzit, Roberto ? 779 00:58:36,167 --> 00:58:40,733 - Mama ta trebuie s� fi suferit mult ! - �tia, nu �tia... 780 00:58:40,738 --> 00:58:43,416 Se pref�cea c� nu �tia nimic s� salveze familia, s�rmana... ! 781 00:58:43,507 --> 00:58:46,518 "S�rmana" ! E cam mult spus ! E cam exagerat ! 782 00:58:46,607 --> 00:58:49,618 Dar �ntr-o zi, totul s-a schimbat ! 783 00:58:49,644 --> 00:58:53,721 Tat�l t�u avea cumva probleme cu prostata, cu testiculele... ? 784 00:58:54,303 --> 00:58:57,420 Nu ! Mama s-a s�turat, �i, �i-a g�sit �i ea pe unu' ! 785 00:58:57,852 --> 00:58:59,923 - Nu asta ne intereseaz� ! - Ba da, ne intereseaz� ! 786 00:58:59,986 --> 00:59:02,741 Ne intereseaz� numai ce te intereseaz� pe tine ? 787 00:59:02,795 --> 00:59:05,561 Cum s-a terminat �ntre tat�l t�u �i mama ta ? 788 00:59:05,561 --> 00:59:09,078 Bine ! Tata trebuie s�-i dea 6.000 euro pensie alimentar� ! 789 00:59:09,337 --> 00:59:12,277 Fr�n�... ! 790 00:59:12,303 --> 00:59:14,927 Luca ! 791 00:59:14,976 --> 00:59:17,706 - Scuza�i, dar trebuie s� plec ! - Ciao ! 792 00:59:17,706 --> 00:59:20,953 La revedere ! 793 00:59:21,772 --> 00:59:23,815 Bun�, Ika ! 794 00:59:23,906 --> 00:59:26,814 6.000 de euro pe lun� ! Ca la nebuni... ! 795 00:59:26,877 --> 00:59:29,851 Sunt pu�ini bani ! Tu ar trebui s�-mi dai dublu. 796 00:59:29,919 --> 00:59:33,434 Nu glumi ! De o via�� faci diet�, iar acum vrei alimente !? 797 00:59:33,447 --> 00:59:36,681 O s� pun tot biroul de avoca�i pe tine... 798 00:59:39,945 --> 00:59:43,227 Scuza�i ! Ave�i nevoie de ajutor ? 799 00:59:43,287 --> 00:59:46,384 - Da, mul�umesc ! - Cesare Prandelli ! 800 00:59:47,539 --> 00:59:51,614 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? - Probleme, nu am cauciucuri de iarn�. 801 00:59:51,665 --> 00:59:54,624 Nu a mers cu �mecherii... ! 802 00:59:54,712 --> 00:59:57,694 M� pute�i duce sus, la o prieten� de-a mea ? 803 00:59:58,241 --> 01:00:01,309 - Ce �ntrebare ? Haide�i ! - F�-i loc s� urce ! 804 01:00:06,821 --> 01:00:09,502 - A�i luat pr�nzul ? - Nu. 805 01:00:09,582 --> 01:00:13,888 Atunci, veni�i cu mine s� m�nc�m renumitul ficat vene�ian la casa Daniele ! 806 01:00:13,889 --> 01:00:16,720 - Mara ? - Da. E �i Cavani, e nebun dup� ficat ! 807 01:00:17,770 --> 01:00:20,296 - Edinson ? - Da. 808 01:00:20,352 --> 01:00:23,213 - Oaspe�i ? - �n bran�a... 809 01:00:23,228 --> 01:00:25,104 - Da sau nu ? - Bine�n�eles c� da ! 810 01:00:25,118 --> 01:00:27,767 Ce simpatici sunte�i ! 811 01:00:27,785 --> 01:00:30,650 Preg�te�te camera ! O s�-i trimitem o poz� cumnatului t�u ! 812 01:00:31,021 --> 01:00:33,063 O s�-l fac buc��i cu ficatul vene�ian... 813 01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:43,033 Spune-mi c� nu e adev�rat ! Nu era Cesare Prandelli ! 814 01:00:43,105 --> 01:00:45,638 - Din p�cate, era Prandelli ! - Nu, gre�e�ti ! 815 01:00:45,646 --> 01:00:48,986 ��i spun c� era Cesare Prandelli ! 816 01:00:49,757 --> 01:00:53,094 Nu mai claxona, �ncornoratule ! 817 01:00:54,103 --> 01:00:57,384 S-au pus anun�uri cu mine ? 818 01:00:59,269 --> 01:01:02,325 Doamne, sunt �i �n ziare ! 819 01:01:02,982 --> 01:01:06,241 - Cum sunt tot timpul �ntre VIP-uri ? - Asta m� �ntreb �i eu ! 820 01:01:06,790 --> 01:01:11,266 Doi care �n fiecare sear� m�n�nc� �n camer�, pizza, kebab, �uberec... 821 01:01:11,903 --> 01:01:15,917 La c�t �i cost� camera... trebuie s� fie aten�i la tot ! 822 01:01:16,663 --> 01:01:20,048 Ce �i cost� ? Au g�sit o ofert� pe internet. 823 01:01:20,724 --> 01:01:23,855 Pl�tesc 58 de euro pe noapte ! 824 01:01:24,065 --> 01:01:28,662 - Cum ? - 58 de euro pe noapte ! 825 01:01:34,313 --> 01:01:38,672 De unde at�tea economii ?! Sunt ni�te muritori de foame. 826 01:01:39,115 --> 01:01:43,616 Nu ca noi... care am transpirat pentru bani... 827 01:01:43,628 --> 01:01:47,093 Transpira�i... ! �mi aduc aminte cum i-a�i transpirat... 828 01:01:47,188 --> 01:01:51,254 - Trei cutii... - Am transpirat pentru ele... 829 01:01:56,887 --> 01:02:00,379 Ciao, prietene ! Ne vedem m�ine. E bun kebabul... 830 01:02:13,258 --> 01:02:16,445 Uite ce au ajuns s� fac� s� ne enerveze ! 831 01:02:16,501 --> 01:02:19,658 Nu m-a� fi a�teptat niciodat� de la sora mea. 832 01:02:20,461 --> 01:02:24,160 Surioara mai frumoas� �i mai de succes provoac� invidie celei mai pu�in dotate. 833 01:02:25,533 --> 01:02:29,125 Eu �i Brunella suntem precum Belene �i Cecilia. 834 01:02:31,460 --> 01:02:35,961 Lini�te�te-te, Belene ! M�ine diminea�� �i aranjez eu ! 835 01:02:36,514 --> 01:02:41,412 Iar acum, un kebab, s� ne bucur�m ca pe vremuri... ! 836 01:02:43,612 --> 01:02:47,261 Am spus kebab, iubitule ! Kebab, kebab... 837 01:02:49,616 --> 01:02:52,653 Treci la cu�c� ! 838 01:02:52,746 --> 01:02:56,889 - De revelion mergem la Brigatti. - C�nd ne-a invitat ? 839 01:02:56,987 --> 01:03:00,348 Ugo �i-a trimis invita�ia prin e-mail. 840 01:03:01,093 --> 01:03:05,087 Poate c� secretara ta nu �i-a dat-o �n ziua aia. 841 01:03:05,316 --> 01:03:09,093 Ciudat ! De obicei �mi d� totul. 842 01:03:10,128 --> 01:03:13,499 O fi fost distrat�, i-o fi dat-o lu' altu ! 843 01:03:21,984 --> 01:03:25,240 - De ce te ui�i a�a ? - Te v�d bine... 844 01:03:25,312 --> 01:03:29,149 Mai bun�, tonificat�... de marmur�... 845 01:03:29,805 --> 01:03:33,440 M� duc la sal�, ai uitat ? 846 01:03:34,731 --> 01:03:38,671 �i-ai cump�rat lenjerie sexy s� faci gimnastic� cu el ? 847 01:03:39,826 --> 01:03:43,749 Lenjeria asta sexy mi-ai cump�rat-o tu cu cinci ani �n urm�. 848 01:03:46,023 --> 01:03:49,153 �i nu o g�seai a�a de sexy... 849 01:03:51,910 --> 01:03:54,441 Fac o propunere ! 850 01:03:54,482 --> 01:03:59,238 �i dac� �n aceast� noapte avocatul Covelli ar reveni �n patul s�u... ?! 851 01:04:03,533 --> 01:04:06,296 Nici s� nu te g�nde�ti ! 852 01:04:07,125 --> 01:04:11,883 Elena, �nnebunesc c�nd m� g�ndesc c� altul bag� m�na �n lenjeria ta... 853 01:04:12,203 --> 01:04:15,378 Ce faci, te r�zg�nde�ti ? Precum �ncornora�ii ? 854 01:04:15,484 --> 01:04:18,477 Hai... nu m� r�ni mai mult ! 855 01:04:18,994 --> 01:04:21,537 Te doresc, am o dorin�� imens�... 856 01:04:21,635 --> 01:04:24,712 Tu e�ti precum trandafirul uitat ce 857 01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:28,434 trebuie cules din nou din gr�dina iubirii noastre... 858 01:04:29,501 --> 01:04:31,792 - Vino, iubitule ! - Da. 859 01:04:33,100 --> 01:04:35,856 - Nu... - Noapte bun� ! 860 01:04:35,952 --> 01:04:39,251 Ce noapte bun�, cu javra asta... ! 861 01:04:52,033 --> 01:04:55,762 Nu se semneaz�... Ce balamuc... ! 862 01:04:56,855 --> 01:05:00,693 - A aflat cu cine a fost �n noaptea aia ? - Nu, mai r�u ! 863 01:05:01,182 --> 01:05:05,154 A descoperit c� t�rfuli�a, �n noaptea aia, a ie�it din hotel... 864 01:05:05,170 --> 01:05:09,160 s-a dus la discotec� unde s-a �nt�lnit cu un "dobitoc" �i s-a dus cu el ! 865 01:05:10,174 --> 01:05:14,490 - Cine, "dobitoc" ? - I-a� sparge fa�a... 866 01:05:15,192 --> 01:05:18,857 - I-a� rupe g�tul cu m�inile mele ! - Bravo ! Sunt cu dvs, dle inginer ! 867 01:05:19,794 --> 01:05:23,677 �i eu i-a� b�ga m�na-n g�t "dobitocului" asta... 868 01:05:24,037 --> 01:05:27,490 - Cum a putut s� fac� a�a ceva ? - ��i dai seama ce se poate �nt�mpla ? 869 01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:31,551 Din cauza acestui "fa�� de rahat", acest "nenorocit"... ! 870 01:05:32,191 --> 01:05:36,021 Italia poate r�m�ne �n �ntuneric. E ceva serios ! S� �nnebune�ti nu alta ! 871 01:05:36,557 --> 01:05:40,298 Ce-ar trebui f�cut unuia ca asta... ? I-a� smulge testiculele... 872 01:05:40,322 --> 01:05:43,639 - �i le-a� da la c�ine s� le m�n�nce ! - Bravo ! 873 01:05:47,688 --> 01:05:51,354 - Dar nu ave�i c�ine, poate... - Nu am ? 874 01:05:51,896 --> 01:05:55,485 Am s�-mi cump�r unu', special pentru asta, s� fiu al naibii ! 875 01:05:58,393 --> 01:06:01,094 Ne �inem �n form� ? 876 01:06:01,104 --> 01:06:04,509 Ce s�-i faci ! �n fiecare zi la restaurant... 877 01:06:04,509 --> 01:06:07,548 Aici se m�n�nc� �n continuu... 878 01:06:07,892 --> 01:06:11,112 Azi e�ti singur, f�r� prietenii t�i... 879 01:06:11,291 --> 01:06:15,757 Au plecat diminea�a devreme s� schieze. Eu n-am avut chef. 880 01:06:16,686 --> 01:06:20,446 V�d c� azi sunte�i liberi, de ce nu veni�i s� lua�i pr�nzul cu noi ? 881 01:06:21,676 --> 01:06:26,627 Wanda �mi face capul calendar, "nu stau niciodat� cu sor�-mea"... 882 01:06:27,452 --> 01:06:31,846 - Veni�i cu noi ! - Mul�umesc pentru invita�ie ! 883 01:06:32,486 --> 01:06:36,441 Ce invita�ie ? Ai bani deoparte, e�ti roman, s-o facem �n stil roman ! 884 01:06:37,101 --> 01:06:40,612 Fac rezervare, la Caminetto. 885 01:06:40,769 --> 01:06:43,845 - �la cu cap de mort... ! - Cum ? 886 01:06:43,867 --> 01:06:47,502 Nimic, doar spuneam ! Spui la Caminetto... ! 887 01:06:47,570 --> 01:06:53,158 S� nu ui�i s� aduci ce-ai pus deoparte, �i �i-o trag... 888 01:07:01,691 --> 01:07:03,973 Mama mea, ce pre�uri ! 889 01:07:04,230 --> 01:07:07,624 Fileul de Kobe, trebuie s� fie un animal deosebit, cost� c�t motoreta mea. 890 01:07:08,227 --> 01:07:12,200 - Nu ne permitem s� mergem acolo. - Ne a�teapt�, ce facem ? 891 01:07:15,620 --> 01:07:18,696 Cum, o colic� ? 892 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:22,187 Doar ce am ie�it din hotel �i s-a sim�it r�u. 893 01:07:22,783 --> 01:07:25,855 Ascult� cum strig� ! 894 01:07:27,188 --> 01:07:30,840 Nici nu �tii cum se str�mb�, e ur�t, e ceva impresionant... 895 01:07:31,428 --> 01:07:35,721 Scuza�i-ne, trebuie s� fugim la urgen��. Poate venim, a�tepta�i-ne acolo. 896 01:07:36,254 --> 01:07:39,688 Ce s� a�tept�m, p�duche ! 897 01:07:40,218 --> 01:07:43,748 E simplu, tu nu vii aici pentru c� nu ai o lir�... 898 01:07:43,834 --> 01:07:47,342 �ntoarce-te �n camer�, s� m�n�nci �uberec ! Alo, alo... 899 01:07:48,476 --> 01:07:51,221 - A �nchis. L-am omor�t ! - Deci nu vin ! 900 01:07:51,273 --> 01:07:53,327 - Nu, nu. - M� scuza�i ! 901 01:07:53,370 --> 01:07:56,259 - Am auzit c� prietenii vo�tri nu vin. - Exact ! 902 01:07:56,371 --> 01:07:59,790 Atunci a� vrea s� v� cer o favoare. Trebuie s� lungesc aceast� mas�. 903 01:08:00,620 --> 01:08:03,422 E un client "VIP". V� deranjeaz� ? 904 01:08:03,940 --> 01:08:06,202 Vi se pare asta ? Pentru un VIP e altceva... 905 01:08:06,276 --> 01:08:09,290 M�car vedem unul... 906 01:08:15,741 --> 01:08:18,825 Maciste ! Vino aici ! 907 01:08:24,555 --> 01:08:27,911 Mul�umesc ! Mi l-a�i salvat pe Maciste ! 908 01:08:29,930 --> 01:08:33,219 - Simona ! - Ventura... 909 01:08:34,969 --> 01:08:37,657 Ce s-a �nt�mplat, iubitule ? 910 01:08:37,732 --> 01:08:39,904 Trebuie s� s�rb�torim salvarea lui Maciste. 911 01:08:39,951 --> 01:08:43,610 S� m�nc�m �mpreun� la Caminetto, a�tept prieteni ! 912 01:08:44,437 --> 01:08:46,608 - Oaspe�i ? - Clar ! Prietene�te ! 913 01:08:47,194 --> 01:08:49,866 Uite-i ! 914 01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:52,815 De ce c�nd e vorba de m�ncare nu r�spund niciodat� �n italian� ? 915 01:08:53,385 --> 01:08:55,818 Trebuie s� stai �n tensiune p�n� la sf�r�it dac� trebuie s� pl�te�ti sau nu. 916 01:08:57,063 --> 01:08:59,489 Aici e un miros de buc�t�rie... 917 01:09:00,892 --> 01:09:03,968 Dac� ar fi fost numai buc�t�ria... 918 01:09:04,322 --> 01:09:08,394 - Pe aici, dna Ventura ! - Bun�, Simona ! 919 01:09:09,921 --> 01:09:12,478 Simona Ventura... ! 920 01:09:12,528 --> 01:09:15,518 Giorgia Palmas, �nving�toarea de la insul�... 921 01:09:17,503 --> 01:09:20,395 - Guillermo... - Meriotto... 922 01:09:20,753 --> 01:09:23,983 - La Erte ! - Papalardo... 923 01:09:25,209 --> 01:09:28,265 - Massimo ? - Proietti ! 924 01:09:28,698 --> 01:09:31,220 - Brunella... ! - Sora ta. 925 01:09:31,277 --> 01:09:34,710 Massimo �i Brunella, oaspe�ii mei de onoare. Sta�i l�ng� mine ! 926 01:09:38,566 --> 01:09:41,639 Nu ne-a�i a�teptat ? Fir-ar s� fie... ! 927 01:09:42,285 --> 01:09:45,414 Bine ! Noi o s� st�m aici cu Super-Simona ! 928 01:09:49,677 --> 01:09:52,895 - Alfonso Signorini ! - Bun� seara ! 929 01:09:55,303 --> 01:09:58,715 - Bun�, Alfo ! - Bun�, Simo ! 930 01:09:59,368 --> 01:10:05,795 Ce frumos ! �i tu e�ti aici ! ��i voi da acum invita�iile pentru petrecerea de m�ine sear�. 931 01:10:06,893 --> 01:10:09,316 - Apropo, c��i sunte�i ? - 1, 2, 3, 4,...6. 932 01:10:09,877 --> 01:10:14,098 - Veni�i �i voi, nu ? - Unde ? 933 01:10:14,472 --> 01:10:19,566 La petrecerea mea de Revelion. Va fi cea mai tare din Cortina ! 934 01:10:21,409 --> 01:10:24,599 Nu ! Asta e prea mult ! 935 01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:27,760 - Scuza�i, dac�-mi permit ! - Da. 936 01:10:27,916 --> 01:10:31,160 Brunella mi-a spus c� sunte�i rude. 937 01:10:32,427 --> 01:10:35,469 De drept ! 938 01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:38,803 Ne face�i o fotografie cu prietenii no�tri ? 939 01:10:40,462 --> 01:10:45,027 Scuza�i �nt�rzierea ! De c�nd dl Pupin �i-a rupt piciorul nu mai face comisioane. 940 01:10:45,558 --> 01:10:49,638 Mam� ! Am o veste mare ! Unde e tata ? 941 01:10:49,761 --> 01:10:52,665 S-a dus la Misurina cu sora ta. Se �ntoarce �n seara asta. 942 01:10:52,764 --> 01:10:56,754 Luca a p�r�sit-o pe Laura �i mi-a spus s� fim din nou �mpreun�. 943 01:10:57,193 --> 01:11:00,819 - I-ai spus c� da ? - �nc� nu ! 944 01:11:00,883 --> 01:11:03,215 I-am spus c� trebuie s� m� mai g�ndesc. 945 01:11:03,237 --> 01:11:06,370 Vreau s�-l mai �in pu�in pe ghimpi. �n seara asta am s�-i spun c� da ! 946 01:11:08,547 --> 01:11:11,673 E toat� mama ei ! 947 01:11:24,643 --> 01:11:26,700 Nu trebuie s� fii trist, tat� ! 948 01:11:26,725 --> 01:11:31,459 Cristiana are doar 14 ani, cine �tie c��i b�ie�i va avea �n via�� ? 949 01:11:31,525 --> 01:11:36,295 Dar pentru un tat�, s� vad� c� fiica lui se simte r�u din cauza unui prost�nac... 950 01:11:39,370 --> 01:11:42,005 M� ocup eu de el ! 951 01:11:42,304 --> 01:11:45,017 - Ce ai cump�rat la Tezenis ? - Un cadou pentru Cristiana ! 952 01:11:45,017 --> 01:11:46,836 Dac-o s� mai fie cu tine... 953 01:11:46,878 --> 01:11:50,129 - Ferreri ! - Avocate ! 954 01:11:50,129 --> 01:11:53,257 Datorit� �ie, Cristiana e la fel cum era �nainte ! 955 01:11:53,317 --> 01:11:56,275 R�de, e vesel�... Tu ai p�r�sit-o ! 956 01:11:56,608 --> 01:12:00,662 �i ca �n pove�ti... �n via�a ei a ap�rut Carlo ! 957 01:12:01,238 --> 01:12:04,338 - Cine e Carlo ? - Noul ei prieten. 958 01:12:04,397 --> 01:12:08,663 �nalt, frumos, pare vampirul �la din poster... cum se nume�te ? 959 01:12:08,754 --> 01:12:10,640 Pattinson ! 960 01:12:10,687 --> 01:12:13,265 E fotocopia lui, numai c� e din Treviso. 961 01:12:13,318 --> 01:12:17,278 - Cristiana nu mi-a spus nimic. - Ce s�-�i spun� ? 962 01:12:17,527 --> 01:12:22,607 �ns� sunt pu�in cam �ngrijorat ! Tu e�ti un copil, dar �la cred c�... 963 01:12:23,957 --> 01:12:26,981 Ce crede�i ? 964 01:12:27,034 --> 01:12:31,795 Vezi Ferreri ! Virginitatea e ca o firimitur� de p�ine... 965 01:12:31,809 --> 01:12:34,884 �ntr-o zi vine un p�s�roi �i o ia... 966 01:12:34,972 --> 01:12:37,349 Transmite ur�ri p�rin�ilor t�i ! 967 01:12:37,423 --> 01:12:40,504 - Giulia, lu�m o cafea cald� ? - Ce i-ai spus ? 968 01:12:41,035 --> 01:12:43,399 Nu-�i face griji... ! 969 01:12:43,473 --> 01:12:45,759 Numai pu�in ! 970 01:12:46,014 --> 01:12:48,456 Du-te sus s� retragi buteliile. 971 01:12:48,461 --> 01:12:52,461 Deci, cineva le-a tras dac� eu trebuie s� le "retrag"... 972 01:12:53,999 --> 01:12:57,004 La etajul doi ? M� duc imediat. 973 01:12:58,458 --> 01:13:01,564 Nu, nimic, un cretin, face glume de doi bani... 974 01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:14,013 - Bun� ! - Ce faci aici ? 975 01:13:14,045 --> 01:13:17,255 - Cump�r�turi ! - S� plec�m de aici ! 976 01:13:17,399 --> 01:13:20,334 E periculos ! 977 01:13:20,370 --> 01:13:24,479 Da, da, te sun eu. Ciao ! 978 01:13:29,859 --> 01:13:32,676 Uite cine e aici... 979 01:13:35,061 --> 01:13:38,694 Fraierul misterios... 980 01:13:40,467 --> 01:13:43,142 Unde e�ti ? 981 01:13:43,369 --> 01:13:46,333 La etajul doi, s� iau... 982 01:13:47,086 --> 01:13:50,170 Coboar� la primul etaj, am v�zut-o pe Gallina cu amantul ! 983 01:13:51,169 --> 01:13:55,435 Are o geac� alb� ! Tu cobor�, eu urc, s�-i t�iem retragerea... �i facem o poz� ! 984 01:13:55,452 --> 01:13:58,752 Du-te... 985 01:14:02,620 --> 01:14:05,940 - L-ai v�zut ? - Nu e nimeni cu geac� alb�. 986 01:14:06,085 --> 01:14:09,376 Dac�-�i spun, era aici... ! Deci ! Era... 987 01:14:09,773 --> 01:14:13,214 Aici ! Vino ! 988 01:14:13,914 --> 01:14:16,985 El e ! 989 01:14:17,860 --> 01:14:21,685 Vino ! 990 01:14:23,543 --> 01:14:26,919 Asta �mi st� bine ! ��i place, micu�o ? 991 01:14:26,940 --> 01:14:29,773 Cu asta, o s� fii Casanova ! 992 01:14:29,852 --> 01:14:34,491 Ai l�sa Italia f�r� gaz, f�r� lumin�... 993 01:14:34,584 --> 01:14:37,371 Nici gaz pentru brichet� nu mi-ai l�sat... 994 01:14:37,402 --> 01:14:41,485 Te duci �n discotec� s� regulezi rusoaice... 995 01:14:41,486 --> 01:14:44,109 Le-ai regulat pe alea care nu trebuia ! Rahatule ! 996 01:14:44,189 --> 01:14:47,693 �i cu rusoaice ? Porcule ! 997 01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:52,042 S� te �nve�i minte ! 998 01:14:54,659 --> 01:14:57,474 - Unde e Cristiana ? - �n camera ei. 999 01:14:57,542 --> 01:14:59,960 - Avem o veste mare ! - �tii ce am f�cut ? 1000 01:15:00,541 --> 01:15:03,128 De azi, Cristiana va spune despre tat�l ei... 1001 01:15:03,156 --> 01:15:06,199 Tat�, e�ti un prost ! 1002 01:15:06,236 --> 01:15:09,878 Ce i-ai spus lui Luca ? Mi-a spus c� nu vrea s� m� mai vad�. 1003 01:15:12,532 --> 01:15:15,840 Vestea cea mare era c� sunt din nou �mpreun�. 1004 01:15:15,921 --> 01:15:17,869 - �mpreun� ? - Da. 1005 01:15:18,007 --> 01:15:20,427 - Cred c� am f�cut... - O prostie ! 1006 01:15:20,504 --> 01:15:23,190 Ce avem �n seara asta la cin� ? 1007 01:15:25,613 --> 01:15:31,474 Aia doi nu trebuie s� mearg� la petrecerea VIP-urilor ! 1008 01:15:31,549 --> 01:15:34,224 Nu... ! 1009 01:15:36,037 --> 01:15:38,865 Ce ne punem desear� la petrecere ? 1010 01:15:39,342 --> 01:15:42,163 Ce ne punem... ! 1011 01:15:43,269 --> 01:15:46,293 Dup� seara de ieri... nu mai pot s�-i cer o rochie sorei mele. 1012 01:15:46,958 --> 01:15:49,863 S� punem ceva sport, sunt c�lcate ? 1013 01:15:50,362 --> 01:15:52,466 Nu. 1014 01:15:54,393 --> 01:15:57,673 Alo ! Cine e ? De la Bergamo ? 1015 01:15:58,842 --> 01:16:01,101 Sun� de la mine acas� ? 1016 01:16:01,107 --> 01:16:03,422 Sunt comandantul pompierilor. 1017 01:16:03,501 --> 01:16:07,437 Instala�ia a cedat �i casa e inundat�. 1018 01:16:09,405 --> 01:16:11,593 Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? Spune-mi ! 1019 01:16:12,265 --> 01:16:16,643 Salonul pare o piscin�, �ncercam s� evacu�m apa... 1020 01:16:16,781 --> 01:16:19,734 Trebuie s� veni�i acas� imediat ! 1021 01:16:19,762 --> 01:16:22,916 - Dar noi suntem la Cortina ! - La Cortina ? 1022 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:26,752 Nu, nu, trebuie s� veni�i imediat, aici e un dezastru. 1023 01:16:30,810 --> 01:16:34,317 Chiar c� o s� fac� colita c�nd o s� ajung� acas� ! 1024 01:16:37,690 --> 01:16:40,759 Pleca�i ? S-au terminat aia "pu�i deoparte" ? 1025 01:16:40,783 --> 01:16:43,116 Ajunge, Andrea ! 1026 01:16:43,127 --> 01:16:45,510 Trebuie s� ajungem la Bergamo, ni s-a inundat casa. 1027 01:16:45,533 --> 01:16:49,134 Ce ghinion ! Chiar azi, �n ziua de Revelion ?! 1028 01:16:51,175 --> 01:16:54,199 Apropo de Revelion ! 1029 01:16:55,315 --> 01:16:59,247 Noi am fost invita�i de VIP-uri. Merge�i voi �n locul nostru. 1030 01:17:00,418 --> 01:17:03,654 Mul�umim ! 1031 01:17:04,224 --> 01:17:06,828 M�car voi s� v� distra�i ! 1032 01:17:06,864 --> 01:17:09,925 La zece trebuie s� fi�i la telescaun. 1033 01:17:10,081 --> 01:17:12,596 Ne scuza�i ! Nu se poate altfel ! 1034 01:17:12,805 --> 01:17:15,044 O s� ne ducem ! 1035 01:17:15,118 --> 01:17:18,214 - An Nou Fericit ! - �i vou� ! 1036 01:17:24,091 --> 01:17:27,864 - Am exagerat ! Le spunem ? - �nc� nu ! E�ti nebun� ? 1037 01:17:27,877 --> 01:17:30,655 C�nd o s� mai facem un Revelion cu VIP-uri ? 1038 01:17:31,047 --> 01:17:33,917 Da, a�a e ! 1039 01:17:43,245 --> 01:17:46,425 Cred c� s-a stricat. Trebuie s� r�m�nem aici. 1040 01:17:49,903 --> 01:17:53,627 Ce face cumn��elul t�u aici ? 1041 01:17:53,667 --> 01:17:56,436 Mie-mi spui ? 1042 01:17:56,777 --> 01:17:59,768 Vrei s� inunzi tot ora�ul ? ��i �mprumut ma�ina mea. 1043 01:18:00,304 --> 01:18:04,172 Desigur, Brunellina ! �tii c� ce-i al nostru e �i al vostru... 1044 01:18:04,211 --> 01:18:07,202 - De c�nd ? - De acum ! 1045 01:18:07,246 --> 01:18:10,216 - �i bagajele ? - Vi le aducem noi. 1046 01:18:13,373 --> 01:18:17,108 Bun� ziua, sunt Simona Ventura ! 1047 01:18:17,159 --> 01:18:20,235 Dna. Ventura... ! Spune�i ! 1048 01:18:20,882 --> 01:18:24,955 Pute�i s�-i anun�a�i pe so�ii Proietti 1049 01:18:25,002 --> 01:18:28,050 c� orarul la telescaun s-a schimbat, s� nu vin� la ora 22, s� vin� la 21:30 ? 1050 01:18:28,176 --> 01:18:31,481 Imposibil, so�ii Proietti au plecat. 1051 01:18:31,492 --> 01:18:34,824 Cum, au plecat ? Mul�umesc ! 1052 01:18:35,378 --> 01:18:38,002 - Prietenii mei romani nu mai vin. - Asta nu schimb� nimic. 1053 01:18:38,101 --> 01:18:41,630 �n loc de 50 vom fi 48. 1054 01:18:56,092 --> 01:18:58,388 Bun� seara ! Bine a�i venit ! 1055 01:18:58,776 --> 01:19:02,355 E�ti �ofer, osp�tar... 1056 01:19:02,418 --> 01:19:05,327 A fost o urgen��, lipse�te un osp�tar... 1057 01:19:05,327 --> 01:19:07,024 S�rmanul ! A murit ? 1058 01:19:07,058 --> 01:19:12,007 A sc�pat autobuzul iar doamna mi-a cerut s�-i fac o favoare. 1059 01:19:13,070 --> 01:19:16,179 - ��i st� bine �n uniform�. - Mul�umesc ! 1060 01:19:22,438 --> 01:19:26,189 Bun� seara ! Bl�ni�a �mpreun� cu paltonul so�ului meu, acum parcheaz� ma�ina. 1061 01:19:27,411 --> 01:19:30,017 Bun� seara ! 1062 01:19:30,950 --> 01:19:34,072 Bine a�i venit ! 1063 01:19:38,636 --> 01:19:41,912 Ce pl�cere s� te avem aici, drag� Fiodor ! 1064 01:19:43,430 --> 01:19:46,074 Gallina ! �ntotdeauna mai frumoas� ! 1065 01:19:47,096 --> 01:19:49,397 Bine a�i venit ! 1066 01:20:00,069 --> 01:20:04,713 De unde ai �tiut c� Pupo e c�nt�re�ul meu preferat ? 1067 01:20:15,517 --> 01:20:18,437 Ce e ? 1068 01:20:21,092 --> 01:20:24,125 De ce fuge ? 1069 01:20:30,990 --> 01:20:33,909 Am adus picioru�ele. Cine ia oala ? 1070 01:20:34,060 --> 01:20:37,403 - Eu. - Mul�umesc ! 1071 01:20:37,741 --> 01:20:41,011 E�ti nou ? Nu te-am mai v�zut. 1072 01:20:41,066 --> 01:20:43,986 E�ti din sud ? 1073 01:20:45,818 --> 01:20:49,570 Nu, nu m� cunoa�te�i ! Sunt din alt� parte... 1074 01:20:50,309 --> 01:20:52,948 - Un cocktail, doamn� ? - Nu, mul�umesc, sunt contra alcoolului. 1075 01:20:53,010 --> 01:20:55,406 - �i eu sunt. - Ce coinciden��. 1076 01:20:56,091 --> 01:20:59,419 Unde ai pus haina mea ? Trebuie s�-mi iau pastilele. 1077 01:21:07,428 --> 01:21:12,026 - Unde e baia ? - La st�nga, primul etaj. 1078 01:21:12,091 --> 01:21:14,431 Mul�umesc ! 1079 01:21:16,398 --> 01:21:18,952 La ce or� trebuie s� servim ? 1080 01:21:19,914 --> 01:21:22,198 Peste c�teva minute. 1081 01:21:25,468 --> 01:21:28,104 Trebuie s� facem totul singure ? 1082 01:21:48,243 --> 01:21:50,976 - Te-am prins ! - Tat�... ! 1083 01:21:50,976 --> 01:21:54,155 Giulia ! Ce faci ? 1084 01:21:54,247 --> 01:21:58,200 Ce s� fac ? Tat�, am un altul ! 1085 01:22:00,250 --> 01:22:02,661 Asta ? 1086 01:22:02,733 --> 01:22:06,185 - Iar Ghingo, Bumba, pipici... ? - Gango, Bumba, gata cu comedia ! 1087 01:22:06,277 --> 01:22:10,001 - Comedie ? - Da, s� �in familia �n picioare... 1088 01:22:10,042 --> 01:22:13,928 Nu to�i pot fi ferici�i a�a cum e�ti tu cu mama ! 1089 01:22:14,008 --> 01:22:17,942 - Ghingo �tie ? - Nu �tie nimic de el... 1090 01:22:18,046 --> 01:22:20,437 �nc�ntat ! 1091 01:22:20,437 --> 01:22:23,061 S� nu-i spune�i nimic so�iei, e jos, �mpreun� cu ceilal�i... 1092 01:22:23,621 --> 01:22:25,436 Nu �n�eleg nimic. 1093 01:22:25,464 --> 01:22:29,329 S� nu-i spui nimic mamei ! Doar nu vrei s�-i strici vacan�a... 1094 01:22:30,641 --> 01:22:33,559 F�r�-ndoial� ! �ns� voi pute�i s�-mi face�i numai nepl�ceri ! 1095 01:22:33,581 --> 01:22:36,076 Pute�i s� continua�i... ! 1096 01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:39,526 Mama �i fica ! Dou� curvuli�e ! S� v� ia naiba ! 1097 01:22:39,712 --> 01:22:43,465 Bun� seara ! Bine a�i venit ! Intra�i, v� rog... ! 1098 01:22:43,609 --> 01:22:46,582 Merge�i �n�untru, aici e frig... 1099 01:22:46,582 --> 01:22:49,091 Nou� �i zece... 1100 01:22:49,113 --> 01:22:52,140 - Gr�bi�i-v� ! Au urcat to�i ! - Doar nu suntem �n �nt�rziere ! 1101 01:22:52,165 --> 01:22:54,089 - Ai invita�iile ? - Da, le am ! 1102 01:22:54,112 --> 01:22:56,690 M� simt pu�in vinovat� fa�� de sora mea. 1103 01:22:56,732 --> 01:22:59,893 - Aparatul foto ? - Cu card de 8 G ! 1104 01:22:59,981 --> 01:23:03,637 S�rmanii ! C�nd vor ajunge la Bergamo vor g�si totul �nchis. 1105 01:23:04,276 --> 01:23:07,907 Ce ne intereseaz� ?! O s� acoperim chio�cul cu fotografiile din seara asta... 1106 01:23:08,456 --> 01:23:10,632 Ce sear�... ! 1107 01:23:12,758 --> 01:23:15,402 Bun� seara ! Bine a�i venit ! 1108 01:23:16,403 --> 01:23:19,486 47, 48... au venit to�i ! 1109 01:23:19,551 --> 01:23:23,068 Pentru mine e �n regul� ! Po�i s� opre�ti. Mul�umesc ! 1110 01:23:27,763 --> 01:23:31,110 Ce se �nt�mpl�, iubitule ? 1111 01:23:39,782 --> 01:23:44,244 Tot drumul, 30 la or� ! Dac� continu� a�a, ajungem la Bergamo la 3. 1112 01:23:44,754 --> 01:23:48,786 Numai ghinioane ! Casa inundat�, z�pad�, �i acum revelionul la autogril. 1113 01:23:48,874 --> 01:23:51,944 Ca �n anul �la la Terminillo ! 1114 01:23:51,992 --> 01:23:54,286 Prima noastr� vacan�� �mpreun�, ��i aminte�ti ? 1115 01:23:54,330 --> 01:23:57,550 �mi amintesc. Ne-am s�rutat prima oar�. 1116 01:23:58,135 --> 01:24:01,455 - La �nceput aveai re�ineri, dar apoi... - �nceteaz�... 1117 01:24:02,829 --> 01:24:05,896 Facem un bis ? 1118 01:24:05,932 --> 01:24:08,333 Aici �n ma�in�, pe frigul �sta... 1119 01:24:08,365 --> 01:24:11,556 Ce ai �n�eles ? Zic Revelionul la Autogril ! 1120 01:24:21,468 --> 01:24:24,103 O s� semn�m... 1121 01:24:25,639 --> 01:24:28,584 De ce trebuie s�-l ascult pe rus cum c�nt� prostia asta ? 1122 01:24:28,913 --> 01:24:33,035 - Parc� e la corrida de Stalingrad ! - Pe mine m-a luat o durere de cap... 1123 01:24:34,850 --> 01:24:37,488 - Aici, nu ? - Chiar aici... 1124 01:24:38,036 --> 01:24:40,740 Deasupra, �i te apas� totul... ! 1125 01:24:40,743 --> 01:24:43,774 - Suferi�i �i dvs ? - Ce s�... 1126 01:24:43,864 --> 01:24:47,681 Da, �n ultimul timp... Unde o fi Elena ? 1127 01:24:49,276 --> 01:24:52,483 Unde e b�iatul care lua paltoanele ? 1128 01:24:52,536 --> 01:24:57,372 Lando ? Dac�-ai �ti ! �l caut ! Trebuie s� mergem s� servim. 1129 01:24:57,948 --> 01:25:00,878 - Cum vorbe�te ? - �n dialect ! 1130 01:25:03,589 --> 01:25:07,101 Lando ! Aici erai, puturosule ! 1131 01:25:07,436 --> 01:25:11,032 Mergi imediat �n buc�t�rie s�-l aju�i pe dl Bepi ! 1132 01:25:11,043 --> 01:25:14,208 Cum ��i permi�i s� m� deranjezi ? Nu pot s� m� duc �n buc�t�rie. Bine ? 1133 01:25:14,220 --> 01:25:17,081 - De ce ? - Pentru c� am o problem� ! 1134 01:25:17,089 --> 01:25:21,095 - Acolo e una... o fac cu ea... - Ce faci ? 1135 01:25:21,141 --> 01:25:25,657 E �i b�rbat-su'... dac� m� descoper�, e vai de fundul meu ! 1136 01:25:25,670 --> 01:25:29,557 Deci tu e�ti �la care se culca cu nevast�-mea ! 1137 01:25:29,597 --> 01:25:32,627 Cine te cunoa�te pe tine �i pe nevast�-ta ? 1138 01:25:32,672 --> 01:25:36,421 N-o cuno�ti pe aia care i-o tragi... !? Aia care i-o tragi... ! 1139 01:25:36,506 --> 01:25:40,153 - Cred c� ai gre�it persoana ! - D�-�i jos pantalonii ! 1140 01:25:40,206 --> 01:25:42,119 Sf�nt� Fecioar� ! Ce vrei s�-i faci ? 1141 01:25:42,138 --> 01:25:45,863 - Arat�-mi buca cu p�s�roiul tatuat ! - Ce vrei cu bucile mele ? 1142 01:25:45,868 --> 01:25:48,052 - D�-�i jos chilo�ii ! - Nu ! 1143 01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:51,242 Jos chilo�ii c� te str�ng de g�t... ! 1144 01:25:52,770 --> 01:25:56,353 Vreau s�-�i v�d buca, vreai s�-�i v�d p�s�roiul ! 1145 01:25:56,441 --> 01:25:58,441 Vreau p�s�roiul ! 1146 01:25:58,507 --> 01:26:01,786 - Nu ai p�s�roi ! - Acum e�ti mul�umit ? 1147 01:26:01,999 --> 01:26:05,829 - Ce faci, Covelli ? - Ce s� fac... !? 1148 01:26:05,924 --> 01:26:09,068 M-am f�cut de rahat, Brigatti ! 1149 01:26:10,714 --> 01:26:14,680 Pe de alt� parte... La Mul�i Ani... ! 1150 01:26:15,505 --> 01:26:17,570 Stimata doamn�... ! 1151 01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:20,573 Doamna r�de... ! Frumos Revelion ! Mul�umesc ! 1152 01:26:37,538 --> 01:26:41,018 - Nu m� atinge ! - Voiam s� v�d dac� vampirul te-a mu�cat de g�t. 1153 01:26:41,023 --> 01:26:43,852 Aia e o prostie inventat� de tata. 1154 01:26:44,237 --> 01:26:47,882 Iar eu am crezut. Ce prost... ! 1155 01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:51,169 M-am enervat �i m-am sim�it r�u toat� noaptea. 1156 01:26:51,184 --> 01:26:53,560 De ce nu mi-ai scris pe Facebook ? 1157 01:26:53,652 --> 01:26:56,229 Poate pentru c� cineva m-a exclus din lista de prieteni ? 1158 01:26:56,285 --> 01:26:59,651 Facebook �sta e o prostie ! Face numai �ncurc�turi ! 1159 01:26:59,721 --> 01:27:02,577 Da. E mult mai bine s� vorbim. 1160 01:27:04,674 --> 01:27:07,683 - Pe viu e�ti mult mai frumoas� ! - Ce faci ? 1161 01:27:07,683 --> 01:27:11,166 Vreau s� te mu�c. �n perioada asta e la mod�. 1162 01:27:11,213 --> 01:27:14,217 T�mpitule ! 1163 01:27:15,091 --> 01:27:20,732 Aten�iune ! Num�r�toare invers�: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6... 1164 01:27:39,470 --> 01:27:41,855 - E miezul nop�ii ! - E t�rziu... 1165 01:27:41,890 --> 01:27:45,258 Iubitule, nu mai rezist ! �mi vine s� fac pipi ! 1166 01:27:45,311 --> 01:27:47,923 Ce bine de tine ! Te �nc�lze�ti ! 1167 01:27:47,984 --> 01:27:50,336 Fac... 1168 01:28:04,937 --> 01:28:07,869 - V-a�i �ntors mai devreme ? - Da. 1169 01:28:07,963 --> 01:28:10,806 - M� uitam la tv. - Bravo ! 1170 01:28:10,867 --> 01:28:13,450 - Unde e doamna ? - Nu e ! 1171 01:28:16,698 --> 01:28:19,429 An Nou, via�� nou� ! 1172 01:28:19,466 --> 01:28:22,539 La sf�r�it de an, lucrurile vechi se arunc� ! 1173 01:28:22,560 --> 01:28:25,605 Boa�ele mele ! 1174 01:28:30,158 --> 01:28:33,198 - Cine e�ti ? - Annibale Iacedei ! 1175 01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:36,113 E logodnicul meu, avocate ! 1176 01:28:36,192 --> 01:28:39,150 - �mi pare r�u, n-am vrut ! - Nu v� face�i griji ! 1177 01:28:39,179 --> 01:28:42,463 Eu i-am spus s� vin�, s� nu fiu singur� de Revelion... 1178 01:28:42,466 --> 01:28:46,120 - Nu-l aveai pe Rorito la Manila ? - An Nou, via�� nou� ! 1179 01:28:47,078 --> 01:28:49,920 Din Orient �n Padania, acelea�i obiceiuri ! 1180 01:28:49,951 --> 01:28:53,947 �nceteaz� ! Ce ai �n chilo�i, plastelin� ? De o or� tot fr�m�n�i... Du-te acas� ! 1181 01:28:54,006 --> 01:28:57,032 - La revedere ! Scuza�i ! - F�r� asta ! Ciao ! Numai bine ! 1182 01:28:58,701 --> 01:29:01,786 Asta o s� �l duc pakistanezului care a p�zit chio�cul. 1183 01:29:03,201 --> 01:29:06,035 Ce �i-ai b�gat prin buzunare ? 1184 01:29:07,263 --> 01:29:09,105 Ce dezgust�tor ! 1185 01:29:09,115 --> 01:29:12,104 Am v�zut-o �i pe asta ! �oferul meu homo ! 1186 01:29:12,202 --> 01:29:14,869 - Bine�n�eles c� sunt homo, inginere ! - Mai �i recuno�ti ! 1187 01:29:14,922 --> 01:29:16,723 - Hai, arat�-ne ! - Ce ? 1188 01:29:16,816 --> 01:29:19,921 C� e�ti un spurcat ! Un b�rbat f�t�l�u ! 1189 01:29:19,957 --> 01:29:23,640 - Nu, nu ! Eu nu sunt calamar ! - Ce e calamarul �sta ? 1190 01:29:23,738 --> 01:29:27,672 �la ce spune�i dvs ! Poponarul... Nu sunt ! Bine ? 1191 01:29:27,708 --> 01:29:30,794 Splendid� ! Serata... 1192 01:29:30,864 --> 01:29:34,180 Fiodor... ! 1193 01:29:34,705 --> 01:29:37,770 M� �ntrebam... 1194 01:29:37,779 --> 01:29:40,781 dac� vrei s� �ncepem anul bine... 1195 01:29:40,891 --> 01:29:43,968 cu o frumoas� semn�tur�... ! 1196 01:29:43,975 --> 01:29:48,005 Fiodor, Fiodor ! S� s�rb�torim... ! Adu repede �ampania... ! 1197 01:29:49,087 --> 01:29:51,163 Mul�umesc, Fiodor ! 1198 01:29:51,163 --> 01:29:56,060 �oferul t�u... e gay ? 1199 01:29:56,749 --> 01:30:00,651 Nu ! E un b�rbat adev�rat. Ia loc ! 1200 01:30:06,808 --> 01:30:10,599 Dali ! Aici Dali, dincolo Kandinski ! 1201 01:30:11,033 --> 01:30:15,762 Nu �i-e fric� s� �ii �n cas� tablouri a�a pre�ioase ? 1202 01:30:16,267 --> 01:30:20,618 Nu. Am un sistem de supraveghere de ultima genera�ie. 1203 01:30:21,253 --> 01:30:23,646 Prive�te ! 1204 01:30:24,474 --> 01:30:28,070 Peste tot sunt ascunse camere cu senzori de mi�care. 1205 01:30:28,120 --> 01:30:32,388 Pot s� �nregistrez �i s� controlez totul, 24 din 24. 1206 01:30:33,107 --> 01:30:36,575 S� vedem un Revelion digital cum e acas� 24 din 24... 1207 01:30:37,676 --> 01:30:41,066 Lando... 1208 01:30:43,591 --> 01:30:46,892 Eu fericit, tu nu gay ! 1209 01:30:46,984 --> 01:30:50,051 �i-am spus c� Lando e b�rbat adev�rat ! 1210 01:30:50,063 --> 01:30:52,565 �i acum 24... 1211 01:30:57,075 --> 01:31:01,535 Ce b�rbat ! �sta e un spurcat... ! Spune-i c� e�ti un spurcat ! 1212 01:31:02,245 --> 01:31:05,287 Spune-i ce e�ti... 1213 01:31:05,972 --> 01:31:09,382 Spune-i... 1214 01:31:09,576 --> 01:31:13,816 - Ce �i-am f�cut... - Haide... 1215 01:31:16,511 --> 01:31:20,438 - Fiodor, nu e cum crezi tu... ! - Ce se �nt�mpl� cu ecranele ? 1216 01:31:24,831 --> 01:31:27,800 Nimic ! S-au blocat toate... 1217 01:31:27,864 --> 01:31:31,769 M� duc imediat s� caut cu responsabilul... Vino, spurcatule ! 1218 01:31:31,769 --> 01:31:34,661 Vino... 1219 01:31:37,759 --> 01:31:40,759 Scuz�-m�, Fiodor ! 1220 01:31:40,992 --> 01:31:43,630 M� �ntorc imediat ! 1221 01:31:43,857 --> 01:31:46,719 Afar� ! Pleac� de aici ! 1222 01:31:47,048 --> 01:31:49,943 E�ti concediat ! Pleac� ! S� nu te mai v�d ! 1223 01:31:50,105 --> 01:31:53,475 De unde era s� �tiu c� Gallina era so�ia pre�edintelui companiei ? 1224 01:31:53,493 --> 01:31:57,429 ��i dai seama, dac� pre�edintele afla c� �oferul meu i-o trage lu' nevast�-sa ? 1225 01:31:57,455 --> 01:32:00,611 - Afar� ! - Unde s� m� duc, e Revelionu' ? 1226 01:32:01,085 --> 01:32:03,692 De unde s� �tiu ? Du-te �i congeleaz�-te sub z�pad� ! 1227 01:32:03,773 --> 01:32:06,478 - Nu plec, bine ? - ��i smulg testiculele �i le dau la pisic ! 1228 01:32:06,498 --> 01:32:08,800 Plec ! La revedere ! 1229 01:32:11,654 --> 01:32:14,718 Nu ave�i pisic ! Bine ? 1230 01:32:15,039 --> 01:32:18,669 Atunci ��i m�n�nc eu testiculele... 1231 01:32:27,167 --> 01:32:29,813 Noapte bun� ! 1232 01:32:50,464 --> 01:32:53,884 Urm�toarea curs� e la 5. C�t e ceasul ? 1233 01:32:54,532 --> 01:32:58,491 E ora 1 ! Ce fac aici patru ore ? 1234 01:32:59,088 --> 01:33:03,161 E un frig de mori... ! Moare �i c��eaua lu' don Calip... ! 1235 01:33:04,731 --> 01:33:08,586 M� duc �n discotec�... 1236 01:33:16,997 --> 01:33:20,686 Bun� ziua �i bun venit la o nou� edi�ie a telejurnalului ! 1237 01:33:21,150 --> 01:33:24,256 An Nou Fericit spectatorilor TG 24 ! 1238 01:33:24,879 --> 01:33:28,428 Dac� ar fi adev�rat c� ce se �nt�mpl� �n prima zi a anului se va �nt�mpla tot anul... 1239 01:33:28,888 --> 01:33:32,185 Ace�ti doi turi�ti ghinioni�ti fac excep�ie ! 1240 01:33:32,202 --> 01:33:36,739 Au r�mas bloca�i �n scaunul telefericului chiar �n noaptea de Revelion. 1241 01:33:36,829 --> 01:33:39,590 �ncet, se rup ! 1242 01:33:39,706 --> 01:33:44,102 Salvamonti�tii au intervenit la timp �i din fericire nu au suferit daune fizice. 1243 01:33:44,878 --> 01:33:48,538 Bine ! Nu foarte bine... dimpotriv�, r�u ! 1244 01:33:48,561 --> 01:33:52,058 Acum, toat� Italia �tie c� am petrecut un Revelion de rahat ! 1245 01:33:52,120 --> 01:33:55,697 Vor afla �i Massimo �i Brunella... ! 1246 01:33:57,765 --> 01:34:02,104 Dar nici eu nu au avut un revelion de lux... 1247 01:34:02,728 --> 01:34:07,467 �ns� pentru Massimo �i Brunella Proietti, doi v�nz�tori de ziare din Bergamo, a fost de lux ! 1248 01:34:07,561 --> 01:34:12,283 Ei au fost clien�ii cu num�rul 1.000.000 �i au c�tigat premiul de 100.000 de euro ! 1249 01:34:12,303 --> 01:34:16,114 �mpreun� cu suma de bani au mai c�tigat �i concursul 1250 01:34:16,174 --> 01:34:20,937 "Petrece prima zi a anului cu George Clooney" ! 1251 01:34:23,263 --> 01:34:26,593 F� ceva, iubitule ! 1252 01:34:30,411 --> 01:34:33,350 - Scuza�i, totul a fost o gre�eal� ! - Nu-i nimic ! 1253 01:34:33,383 --> 01:34:37,776 �mi cer scuze ! O persoan� foarte renumit�, a avut un accident la schii 1254 01:34:37,806 --> 01:34:41,032 �i afar� e plin de fotografi. Putem s-o ascundem aici ? 1255 01:34:41,198 --> 01:34:44,044 DA ! C�t de renumit� ? 1256 01:34:44,256 --> 01:34:46,796 Cine e ? 1257 01:34:46,861 --> 01:34:50,113 Lady Gaga ! 1258 01:34:50,116 --> 01:34:53,982 - Chiar ea ? - Ce mai a�tep�i ? Adu-o ! 1259 01:34:54,615 --> 01:34:57,640 - Mai tare dec�t George Clooney. - Ce noroc ! 1260 01:34:57,674 --> 01:35:00,544 Avem camera cu card de 8 G... 1261 01:35:01,212 --> 01:35:04,346 Preg�te�te-te pentru fotografia anului ! 1262 01:35:05,493 --> 01:35:09,157 V� mul�umesc mult ! 1263 01:35:09,346 --> 01:35:13,015 Scuz�-m� c� insist, Fiodor ! 1264 01:35:13,226 --> 01:35:16,746 Ministrul a telefonat diminea�a de dou� ori. 1265 01:35:17,153 --> 01:35:20,218 I-am promis c� o s� semn�m. 1266 01:35:20,272 --> 01:35:23,349 Mai �nt�i trebuie s� g�sesc b�rbatul care e cu Gallina ! 1267 01:35:23,686 --> 01:35:26,334 Ar trebui omor�t ! 1268 01:35:26,414 --> 01:35:31,708 Nu ! Am nevoie de el �n via�� ! S� m� cuplez cu Natasha ! 1269 01:35:33,109 --> 01:35:36,768 - Cine e Natasha ? - Uite-o ! 1270 01:35:39,637 --> 01:35:42,838 Am cunoscut-o aici, la Cortina. 1271 01:35:42,838 --> 01:35:45,804 Vreau s� m� �nsor cu Natasha ! 1272 01:35:45,865 --> 01:35:50,710 Dar dac� cer divor�ul, trebuie s�-i dau Gallinei milioane... 1273 01:35:51,869 --> 01:35:57,214 Dac� g�sesc b�rbatul care s� depun� m�rturie c� ea m� tr�dat�... 1274 01:35:57,254 --> 01:36:01,201 scap de Gallina cu �uturi �n fundule�... ! 1275 01:36:05,386 --> 01:36:09,030 Am nevoie de acel b�rbat. 1276 01:36:12,241 --> 01:36:16,630 Iar eu l-am gonit... ! S� fiu al naibii... ! 1277 01:36:26,929 --> 01:36:30,340 Fiodor, dac�-l g�sesc pe acel b�rbat, semnezi ? 1278 01:36:30,340 --> 01:36:32,937 - Imediat ! - Da ? 1279 01:36:33,802 --> 01:36:36,948 Vino cu mine ! 1280 01:36:37,417 --> 01:36:40,930 Iar acum s�-i spui Pre�edintelui... 1281 01:36:40,985 --> 01:36:44,215 de c�te ori i-ai tras-o neveste-sii !? Haide ! 1282 01:36:45,659 --> 01:36:50,315 Cum ? Lui �i plac b�rba�ii ! 1283 01:36:50,633 --> 01:36:53,785 Nu... ! Lui �i plac femeile ! 1284 01:36:54,074 --> 01:36:57,836 Cei din ora�ul lui �i spun "pickhammerul" ! 1285 01:36:58,653 --> 01:37:01,678 - Tu vrei s� m� proste�ti ! - Nu ! 1286 01:37:01,777 --> 01:37:05,846 C� poponaru' e amantul Gallinei... Numai pentru semn�tur� ! 1287 01:37:05,873 --> 01:37:08,203 Asta mai lipsea ! 1288 01:37:08,286 --> 01:37:11,978 Hai, spune-i pre�edintelui unde ai f�cut-o cu Gallina ! 1289 01:37:12,197 --> 01:37:15,333 De c�te ori deasupra, dedesubt, dintr-o parte... 1290 01:37:15,361 --> 01:37:18,274 - M� reangaja�i ? - Cu salariul m�rit ! 1291 01:37:18,292 --> 01:37:21,521 - Salariu dublu ! - Bine... �i-l dublez ! 1292 01:37:21,888 --> 01:37:25,182 Lando ! Unde e�ti ? 1293 01:37:26,242 --> 01:37:29,572 Iubitule ! A venit micul dejun ? 1294 01:37:30,069 --> 01:37:33,525 - Natasha ? - Fiodor ? 1295 01:37:34,034 --> 01:37:39,235 - Natasha... ? - Fiodor... ! 1296 01:37:46,297 --> 01:37:51,481 - Ia-i tras-o �i lu' asta ? - Ce s� fac inginere, s-o las... ? 1297 01:38:13,347 --> 01:38:16,464 Ie�i, Boris ! 1298 01:38:18,852 --> 01:38:21,505 Mam�... 1299 01:38:22,499 --> 01:38:25,493 Scuze ! Voiam s� v�d dac� te-ai �ntors. 1300 01:38:25,493 --> 01:38:28,683 �tii c� sunt din nou cu Luca ? 1301 01:38:28,689 --> 01:38:33,447 Toate cu ajutorul lui tata ! Se p�rea c� a f�cut o gre�eal�, �ns�... 1302 01:38:34,122 --> 01:38:37,093 Dac� a� g�si �i eu un asemenea b�rbat c�nd m� fac mare... 1303 01:38:40,339 --> 01:38:43,659 �i dac�-l g�se�ti �i are vreun defect... 1304 01:38:43,659 --> 01:38:47,138 nu trebuie s�-l pierzi ! 1305 01:38:47,208 --> 01:38:50,745 Roberto, trebuie s�-�i spun ceva ! 1306 01:38:53,270 --> 01:38:56,286 - Bun� diminea�a, dn� ! - Unde e so�ul meu ? 1307 01:38:56,362 --> 01:38:59,175 A plecat la hotel Cristal �i mi-a dat asta pentru dvs. 1308 01:39:05,304 --> 01:39:08,532 Elena, ai dreptate ! Fiecare cu via�a lui ! 1309 01:39:08,605 --> 01:39:12,390 Tu cu tatuatul t�u, eu cu secretara mea. Adio ! 1310 01:39:14,190 --> 01:39:17,547 A f�cut-o pe Daniela s� vin� aici ! 1311 01:39:23,589 --> 01:39:26,937 - Bun�, Gallina ! - Ce faci aici ? 1312 01:39:27,014 --> 01:39:30,945 - Am fost concediat ! - �i eu am fost concediat�. 1313 01:39:33,083 --> 01:39:36,666 Cred c� e vina mea ! 1314 01:39:37,776 --> 01:39:41,593 Dar �n seara aceia... eram �n doi ! 1315 01:39:45,259 --> 01:39:48,305 Acum ce-o s� faci ? 1316 01:39:48,398 --> 01:39:53,120 Ce f�ceam �nainte ! Osp�tara �n restaurantul p�rin�ilor mei, la Moscova. 1317 01:39:53,392 --> 01:39:56,944 Iar tu ? 1318 01:39:57,012 --> 01:40:02,386 La fel, m� �ntorc �n Sicilia la p�rin�i, s� continui ce f�ceam �nainte ! 1319 01:40:03,082 --> 01:40:06,478 - Ce ? - Nimic ! 1320 01:40:06,858 --> 01:40:10,542 - �mi pare r�u, dar trebuie s� plec. - Ciao ! 1321 01:40:17,864 --> 01:40:20,874 De ce nu vii s� lucrezi la p�rin�ii mei ? 1322 01:40:20,895 --> 01:40:25,287 Un buc�tar ca tine... Nu am uitat pastele tale cu sardele ! 1323 01:40:26,625 --> 01:40:30,347 Unde g�sim sardele la Moscova ? 1324 01:40:31,041 --> 01:40:34,229 Vino ! 1325 01:40:34,304 --> 01:40:39,362 �tii ce-�i spun ? �ncerc�m paste �i cu balene, ce m� fu... pe mine ! 1326 01:40:56,061 --> 01:40:59,696 Roberto, deschide ! �tiu c� e�ti �n�untru cu Daniela ! 1327 01:41:00,220 --> 01:41:03,461 Da ! Te oftici ? Tu e�ti cu tatuatu', de ce ai venit aici ? 1328 01:41:03,481 --> 01:41:06,497 S�-�i spun c� e�ti un prost ! 1329 01:41:06,658 --> 01:41:10,940 �la nu e amantul meu, e logodnicul Mirnei. Annibal Iacedei ! 1330 01:41:11,553 --> 01:41:15,595 Nu te-am tr�dat niciodat�. Te iubesc �i am f�cut-o numai s� te fac gelos. 1331 01:41:16,849 --> 01:41:20,062 Iar tu, ca de obicei, ai stricat totul. Imbecilule ! 1332 01:41:20,138 --> 01:41:23,504 Elena ! 1333 01:41:23,620 --> 01:41:27,223 Unde te duci ? Intr� ! 1334 01:41:27,651 --> 01:41:30,178 - Pot s� intru ? - Bine�n�eles c� po�i s� intri ! 1335 01:41:32,078 --> 01:41:35,296 - �i Daniela ? - Nu e nimeni aici ! 1336 01:41:35,352 --> 01:41:39,546 �tiu totul ! Ieri c�nd m-am �ntors, am g�sit-o pe Mirna cu Iacedei... 1337 01:41:39,564 --> 01:41:43,227 �i am �n�eles c� te pref�ceai c� ai amant, comoara mea. 1338 01:41:50,751 --> 01:41:53,150 De ce mi-ai scris c� e�ti aici cu Daniela ? 1339 01:41:53,715 --> 01:41:57,293 S� te enervez ! Dup� cum m-ai f�cut s� petrec s�rb�torile... 1340 01:41:58,376 --> 01:42:01,654 E adev�rat ! M-am schimbat ! 1341 01:42:01,669 --> 01:42:05,502 - Nu mai e nici o Daniela ? - Nu. 1342 01:42:06,028 --> 01:42:09,568 Iubirea mea ! 1343 01:42:11,670 --> 01:42:14,769 Chiar acum ? 1344 01:42:14,844 --> 01:42:18,233 - O fi Daniela ? - T�mpitule ! 1345 01:42:19,099 --> 01:42:22,091 E chiar ea. S-o fi �nt�mplat ceva la Roma ! 1346 01:42:22,123 --> 01:42:25,830 - Alo, Daniela, sunt probleme ? - Da, sunt probleme ! 1347 01:42:25,920 --> 01:42:28,929 Stau la 30 de metri �i fac pe mine de frig. 1348 01:42:29,026 --> 01:42:32,733 �mi vine s� fac pipi. Hai papi, c�nd m� la�i s� intru ? 1349 01:42:32,757 --> 01:42:39,066 Nu e nevoie, r�m�i unde e�ti. Biroul se deschide pe �apte ! 1350 01:42:39,071 --> 01:42:42,080 M-ai f�cut s� vin repede la Cortina, mor�ii t�i... 1351 01:42:42,089 --> 01:42:46,613 �i tu ai familie. Mul�umesc, Daniela ! 1352 01:42:51,155 --> 01:42:55,605 - Ei... ? - M-am schimbat, iubito... ! 1353 01:43:02,465 --> 01:43:06,657 - Nu s�ri ! - Cine vrea s� sar� ? 1354 01:43:06,658 --> 01:43:10,060 - M� l�sa�i s� intru ? - Da, vino ! 1355 01:43:10,150 --> 01:43:12,899 Vino, vino... 1356 01:43:12,966 --> 01:43:16,093 Sunte�i renumitul magnat rus ? 1357 01:43:16,112 --> 01:43:20,256 - Da, veni�i dr� ! - �nc�ntat� ! Daniella Piponzzi ! 1358 01:43:36,523 --> 01:43:39,526 Cum se spune ? 1359 01:43:39,572 --> 01:43:43,256 A murit un papi, facem altul ! 1360 01:44:03,926 --> 01:44:08,592 Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com 116453

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