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-I can explain everything.
-You have two seconds.
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It's obvious what's going on.
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You wanted a threesome
and now you have cold feet.
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-What? No.
-Very clever.
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First, telling me about your problems,
and then luring me here
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on the pretext of working today.
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And, idiot that I am,
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I thought you wanted to have fun
with me alone.
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But, hey! Why not?
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Welcome to my life.
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A separated mother falls into a threesome
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with her intern and his girlfriend.
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Fiancée! And no way
is this going to be a three... Whatnot.
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I understand. After many years,
there's no action in bed.
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You start flirting with others.
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And if you're not careful,
it'll all be over, sooner or later.
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Over?
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But we're just getting started.
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Pooh bear, say something.
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Yes, Dennis. Say something.
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Tell her what you told me.
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That it's not working anymore.
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Did you really say that?
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Dennis? Tell me the truth.
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-Because if she is lying, then...
-No. I mean, yes.
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Stop! Yvonne, stop!
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Mina is right.
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I told her things aren't great
and that I'm unhappy.
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I want to break up.
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You can't be serious.
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I am.
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But we're getting married. Did you forget?
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You really mean it.
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May I?
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Then I hope you're very happy now.
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-You should really be proud.
-Single at last, Denni boy!
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We have to celebrate!
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Brave step. Congratulations!
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Dennis?
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She died two days ago.
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-What?
-What?
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She was a really important person
for me in my life.
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For me
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It should rain red roses...
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That was your favorite song.
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She used to blow
soap bubbles out of teddy bears.
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They fly along, carefree and free.
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-If you need anything...
-Dennis.
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I'm so sorry.
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Grandma was only 93 years old.
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I see.
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Your grandma died?
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But we're still here for you.
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Of course.
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I'm afraid of the funeral.
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Yvonne will come.
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My mom hired her to do the flowers.
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He obviously hasn't told
his family about the breakup yet.
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My mother wouldn't cope with that.
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And now he's afraid he'll relapse.
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Nele, you're right.
We have to be there for Dennis.
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I suggest we go to the funeral.
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-Ben...
-We'll help you.
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That's what we're here for, isn't it?
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-To be there for each other.
-Yes.
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To Dennis' new life as a single man!
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What did I miss?
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Funerals are deadly dull.
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What would be your first impulse?
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My first impulse
wouldn't be to go to the funeral
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of a woman I didn't even know.
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-Very good point.
-I know.
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Does that also apply
if you thereby helped a friend?
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Don't get me wrong,
our first impulses are never wrong.
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They protect us. They help us
to intuitively make the right decisions,
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from our gut feeling, most of the time.
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But sometimes we confuse
our gut feeling with old, learned patterns
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that protected us once,
but that we don't need anymore.
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That's when impulse control helps.
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Please fixate on a point on the ceiling.
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Let the first impulse pass,
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and then verbalize
what you see, hear, and feel.
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And... go.
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-A penis cloud.
-A boy crying.
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Birds.
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-Yvonne.
-Nele's heartbeat.
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-Pirate ship.
-Friends.
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-Grandma dancing.
-I hear my friends.
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I feel Nele's boobs.
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I, unfortunately, don't feel Nele's boobs.
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Please close your eyes.
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Count down from four.
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Four, three, two, one.
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Grandma.
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Who brings a gift to a funeral?
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I could ask you the same thing.
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What can I say? You know I'm a romantic.
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Soap bubbles for a funeral?
I'll just say impulse control.
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-Exactly. Impulse control.
-Yes.
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Anja would be very proud of you.
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-I got stuck on you.
-All good.
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Sorry, what's your name?
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-Linn.
-Linn? Doesn't that mean sunshine?
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NELE - Zoé, you're still coming, right?
A FRIEND is waiting!
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-I need your...
-Impulse control!
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I gotta go, Linn. But we...
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Do you have to hit on minors now
to escape your emotions?
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Are you jealous?
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-Jealous of a 16-year-old?
-Linn is 18, at least.
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-You're so going to hell.
-We have something in common.
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Tell me, have you ever wondered
who would cry at your funeral?
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Because all your side chicks surely won't.
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Thank you.
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Over here!
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-Hey.
-Where have you been?
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-Hey.
-Yvonne will be here soon.
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Sorry. Ben had to stop by
the kindergarten.
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-I'll introduce you to my parents.
-Okay.
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I'd like to introduce my parents.
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This is Nele and Ben.
Ben and Nele, my parents.
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-My sincere condolences.
-Here. All the best for the funeral.
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How do you know our little sunshine?
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He tells us so little.
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How do we know our little sunshine?
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We know each other from the group for...
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-Swim addicts. Yes.
-Exactly.
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Swim-addicted synchronized swimmers.
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You should see
how elegantly our Ben here moves...
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In the pool.
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Please excuse me.
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-Achim?
-Yes.
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Denny, are you coming?
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Thanks. That was close.
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-I move well in the pool, don't I?
-Yes.
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Zoé, where the hell are you?
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Has anyone told you
that black looks good on you?
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What?
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But the shoes really suck.
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You came! Hey.
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I thought funerals were deadly dull.
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Not the ones I'm at.
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Hold this.
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Okay.
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Stay calm.
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It's all in your head.
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You can do it.
It's just a fucking funeral.
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Okay.
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Okay, Anja.
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Four.
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Three.
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Two.
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One.
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Four.
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Three.
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-Hello.
-There you are at last, darling.
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I'm so sorry, dearest mother-in-law.
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Hi, poopy bear.
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-You know we're not back on?
-That we're broken up?
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-Yes.
-Yes, I know.
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But if you don't tell your mother,
then you'll have to play along.
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Yes, that's right. Sorry.
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Listen.
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No matter how shitty I feel,
I just want to be here for you today.
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As a friend. Like a good friend.
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This will be tough.
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-We can't let him out of our sight.
-We won't.
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Say, have you seen Zoé anywhere?
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-Who's Zoé?
-A friend.
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Okay. I'm relieved.
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Listen.
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Don't take this the wrong way,
but how old are you?
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Fifteen. Why?
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Hands off my sister!
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-Linn is your sister?
-Yes.
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Yes, she's my sister.
And no to you two, got it?
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-Yes.
-No!
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And you sit with us.
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-Please tell me I'm not a creep.
-Well...
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I think I have bad breath.
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Do I? Give me some gum from Zoé's bag.
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-This one.
-All right.
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Thanks.
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This works too.
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She is gone.
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And her absence hurts.
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We can't hold on to life.
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Not ours, and not Elisabeth Lutheroth's.
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Before we say the Lord's Prayer,
let us reflect and remember her.
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We're here in the name of the Father,
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-the Son and the Holy Spirit.
-Fuck!
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-Amen.
-Amen.
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Memento mori.
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Bear in mind that you must die.
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But also remember that this path
is not the end, but paradise.
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You're not alone. Take it.
I have found paradise.
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It is a small step.
It is in the air around us.
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It is in god's breath
that flows inside of us.
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Wow!
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-You are small...
-He holds a baby in his arms.
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Nele. Nele.
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Can you see how...
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-Stop!
-So soft.
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What are you doing?
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-Is she drunk or something?
-I don't know. Ever since she...
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-Fuck, it's Zoé's edibles.
-What?
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Hash cookies!
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Shit.
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Take me with you on your Harley.
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Can you be quiet?
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Nele!
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-Jesus Christ...
-No respect.
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My hand.
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Dear Linn, may I ask you to come up?
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Fuck!
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Don't you feel
that we deserve a second chance?
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A new start?
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Is this really happening?
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Okay.
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-I'm here.
-Yes.
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-Cool.
-Yes.
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Okay.
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They're so sweet together.
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Like two swans gliding on an ocean
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for the rest of their lives.
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Nele. I need you now.
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-This is the hardest part of a funeral.
-Since when are you an expert on funerals?
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Where the hell is Zoé?
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Grandma Lizzie spent 65 years with a man
she wasn't happy with.
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Do you understand?
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And isn't life in the end actually to...
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-What?
-Life is here to be lived.
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That's what she used to say.
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I want to live.
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But without you.
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Can we talk about this later, alone?
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No.
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Super!
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Thank you.
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I'm Zoé. I'm Dennis's friend.
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I was eight when my grandma died.
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My mom really wanted me
to look into the casket.
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So I did, until I got so sick I threw up.
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Into the casket.
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On Grandma.
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My mom hated me for it.
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Anyway, I hope you have it nice up there.
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And while you're up there,
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maybe you can tell
my grandma that I'm sorry
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that I threw up all over her.
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And that I love her.
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And that I miss her.
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I miss her a lot.
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Safe journey,
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Grandma Lizzie.
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Are you hiding?
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My boyfriend broke up with me for good.
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That's great. Now, you're free.
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Do we know each other?
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Not that I know of.
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And what are you doing at the funeral?
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Facing my fears
and not giving in to my first impulse.
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You know what's funny?
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I really loved him.
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00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,440
Even though he was really bad in bed.
265
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,480
I'm not even sure
if he ever brought me to orgasm.
266
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,760
You're not sure?
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00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:49,320
Sometimes I thought I'd had one, but...
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00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,680
maybe I just had to sneeze.
269
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,120
-You must think I'm totally crazy, right?
-Yes.
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00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,600
I mean, he really tried.
271
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,880
Way too hard.
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00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,840
Did you know that the French
call an orgasm "la petite mort"?
273
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,200
What does that mean?
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Little death.
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00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,360
Close your eyes.
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00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,720
-What?
-Don't ask, do it.
277
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,760
-What are you doing?
-And now count down from four.
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00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,160
Four.
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00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,360
Three.
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00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:05,720
Two.
281
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,040
One.
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00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,280
Zero.
283
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,360
Want to go for another round in the car?
284
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,640
Do you hear that?
285
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,640
It sounds like an orgasm.
286
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,440
It sounds like a car horn.
287
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,400
Why do this at my grandma's funeral?
288
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:39,080
Yes! It's an orgasm. Hallelujah.
289
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,600
Have you seen Ben?
290
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,480
Is everything okay?
291
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,400
Never better. Why?
292
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,680
Grandma was proud of you, you know?
293
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,040
Have you seen Ben or not?
294
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:58,480
Yes.
295
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,920
No. No.
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00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,120
Yes or no?
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00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:11,840
-Zoé, where have you been?
-Giving in to my first impulse.
298
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,240
Hot.
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00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,200
-What's with her?
-What's with you?
300
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,560
Why did you bring edibles to a funeral?
301
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,280
Oh, no! I'm sorry, Dennis.
302
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,240
What did I tell you?
303
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,320
The funerals I'm at are never deadly dull.
304
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:37,200
What did I miss?
Are you back together with Yvonne?
305
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,320
Speak of the devil. Here she comes.
306
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,280
No way.
307
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:52,320
Can you be quiet for a moment?
I have to tell you something.
308
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,800
Oh, God! Please don't!
309
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,920
I just wanted to tell you
that life sometimes
310
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:02,080
takes the strangest
and most unexpected paths.
311
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:06,160
I mean, just a few days ago,
you think you're engaged.
312
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,120
And today...
313
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,080
Dennis, my poopy bear.
314
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,880
You've been a great boyfriend to me.
315
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,560
But not a great lover.
316
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:25,480
My first real orgasm
was just given to me by someone else.
317
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,080
Thanks for nothing!
318
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,360
To everyone else,
319
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:33,920
life is far too short to not enjoy it.
320
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Isn't it?
321
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,520
Okay? It's...
322
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,000
Hey, it'll be okay.
323
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:46,840
Unbelievable.
324
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:48,720
Dennis.
325
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,960
No, no, no...
326
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,560
No, no, no...
327
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:18,640
Wait!
328
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,400
Just wait!
329
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,400
She embarrassed me in front of my family.
330
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,640
Let people talk.
331
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,600
Who cares?
332
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,720
"We're not to mourn the past.
We're to look ahead."
333
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,480
"Life is too short to not enjoy it."
334
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,240
Who did she get that from?
335
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,920
Presumably from the same dude
who gave her the orgasm.
336
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,800
Let's go back. I'm starving.
337
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:11,560
Wild horses couldn't drag me back.
338
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:16,240
Hey. Don't worry.
Yvonne just got in her car and left.
339
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:19,520
Come on.
340
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:24,560
I don't recognize Yvonne at all.
Who does something like that?
341
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,960
Come on.
342
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,600
It will be fine, okay?
343
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,600
Are you coming, Zoé? I need you.
344
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,400
What does one do as a single guy?
345
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,680
Pick up women.
346
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,960
Caress your pearl.
347
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:52,920
What?
348
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:06,520
Grandma Lizzie's favorite song.
"Red Roses."
349
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,680
This is the nicest gift you could give us.
350
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,040
Don't mention it.
351
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,000
Yvonne and you
really aren't together anymore?
352
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,520
Sorry, Mom.
353
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,080
Are you kidding?
I'm glad you got rid of her.
354
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,160
What are you waiting for?
Life's too short not to dance.
355
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,680
The trip from the cookie wasn't bad.
356
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,560
Grandma Lizzie
enjoyed it from her cloud too.
357
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,320
You know what?
358
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:08,040
I promise you
that I will cry at your funeral.
359
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,640
Scout's honor.
360
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,240
Um...
361
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,800
No... I'm sorry.
362
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,000
Funerals make me...
363
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,160
I've only been to one before.
364
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,320
Whose?
365
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,400
My father's.
366
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,080
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
367
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,280
No problem.
368
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,400
I never told you.
369
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,640
-Don't tell anyone.
-Sure.
370
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,880
Excuse me for a moment,
I have to prove I am not a creep.
371
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,400
Thanks.
372
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,560
May I have this dance?
373
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,600
Just as friends.
374
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,640
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