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�♪
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It's addressed to you from
Stanky Stanley Productions.
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Yes! Gimme, gimme!
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Maybe we should try
this again.
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Mom, he's just excited.
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He sent his demo out to a
bunch of record labels
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and producers.
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Yes, and I've been rejected
more than Uncle Myles
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in a pickup basketball game.
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I really should stop blocking
his shots.
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[audience laughing]
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YASMINE: Here you go.
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I have a good feeling about
this one, you guys.
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Yup, smells like victory.
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[audience laughing]
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Shot failed.
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Well, I guess I'll put this
with the rest.
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Ah yeah, Dylan, about that,
there's no more room.
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Chuckles, don't you think
you're exaggerating a little?
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It's not like I received that
many rejection letters.
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Well, watch out.
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[grunting]
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Dylan!
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[giggling] Are you okay?
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[audience laughing]
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[grunting]
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Well, okay.
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I had a few more rejection
letters than I remembered.
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But no worries, I'll just
put this in my basket.
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Woah.
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This is a lot of rejection
letters.
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I know.
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You'd think they could just
email you a "no".
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It'd be way better
for the environment.
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Sweetie, I just want to make
sure you're okay with all this.
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You know what, Mama Yaz?
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I am.
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There's still a few more people
I'm waiting to hear back from.
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And I know one of them will
want to sign me.
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I believe it too.
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I'll just put this in my desk.
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[exclaiming]
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Okay, okay.
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DYLAN: ♪ There once was a
kid from the city of Chi ♪
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♪ Ma knew I was important,
not a regular guy ♪
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♪ Everybody follow me,
I'mma take you on a trip ♪
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♪ Buckle up, let's go,
I'mma get you all hip ♪
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♪ I'm a star, came up from
a block in ChiTown ♪
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♪ Living large, I'm trying to
balance school and these bars ♪
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♪ Came far,
ain't no better feeling ♪
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♪ I tell 'em, you gonna
love Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Ay, Young Dylan ♪
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♪ Young Dylan ♪
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♪ I tell 'em you gon' love
Young Dylan ♪♪♪
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♪
[bell ringing]
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Good morning class.
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Unfortunately, Ms. DuBois
won't be here all week,
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so I'm gonna be your
substitute teacher.
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You look familiar,
do I know you?
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Doubt it.
This is my first day.
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My last school let me teach...
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Well, they made me teach
somewhere else.
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So you got fired?
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[chuckles]
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Well class, let's begin,
shall we?
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Open up your math books.
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Excuse me?
MR. BATTLE: Uh?
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This is world history.
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Oh, I can do that too.
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[audience laughing]
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My name is Mr. Battle.
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That's B to the A to the
double T
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mixed with a L and E.
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Only rappers rapspell their
names like that.
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I know I know this dude.
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Let's break down
World War II.
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Can anyone tell me why
they were beefin'?
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Seriously?
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Seriously, seriously?
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I can't find it nowhere in
this book.
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Battle? Rap? Beef?
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Great ScottLaRock!
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You're MC Battle Rap!
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When you were a kid,
you and Lil Lil Shortie
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were in the group
the Fresh Boys.
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I don't think so.
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You guys only came out
with one song.
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But then you left the group
for some reason,
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and Lil Lil Shortie went solo.
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I didn't leave the group!
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Lil Shortie lied and took all
the credit for that song
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and broke up the group and
I got dropped from the label.
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I mean, sorry guys, can we
get back to history, please?
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So why didn't you just find
a different label to sign you?
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Are we gonna do this
right now?
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Yes.
Fine.
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I stopped trying to be a
rapper in the music industry
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because it's filled with
backstabbers
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like Lil Lil Shortie.
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So I finished high school,
went off to college,
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and became a teacher.
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Hey, I'm a rapper, too,
and you're right,
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it's hard out there.
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But you can't just give up
on your dream.
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I got out.
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And I advise you to do the
same thing
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before it happens to you
as well.
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I'm never giving up.
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I'mma be a star.
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MR. BATTLE: Well then.. Well
that's good for you then, man.
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Well, if we can, get back
to history?
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I'm dying to find out how
this war ended.
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Alright. Wooh.
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I bet if I get Mr. Battle
back into rapping
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and he blows up,
he'll so grateful
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that he'll put me on
one of his tracks.
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Thus launching the
Young Dylan Rap era!
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We should hurry up 'cuz
he's a terrible teacher.
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[audience laughing]
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Yo, did y'all know we won
the war?
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You learn something new
every day!
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[laughs]
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Viola, you were right.
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This coffee cake was
delicious.
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Thank you so much for
bringing it over.
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[chuckling]
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Well, this is your third piece,
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that's enough for you.
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[audience laughing]
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Here you go, baby.
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Thank you, Mom.
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Dad, can you sign this
permission slip
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so that I can bring home
our class pet,
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Scarlett JoHamster?
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No, baby.
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But, Dad!
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Honey, okay, no.
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That's a no.
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Myles, that's Charlie.
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And you'd know that if you
had your glasses on.
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Wait, Dad wears glasses?
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[audience laughing]
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What other secrets have you
been hiding from me, Father?
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His eyesight keeps getting
worse lately
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and he refuses to wear
his glasses.
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Yes, Mom, I do. You know why?
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Because they make me look
like bug man. See?
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Then you could just wear
your temporary ones.
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They were flashy.
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Yeah, yeah, but they're
a little too flashy.
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And I just happened to
accidentally misplace them.
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So, you know, it's all good.
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Yeah, in my trashcan.
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Luckily I found them for you.
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Thanks, Mom.
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But these are even worse.
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YASMINE: You're being vain.
I, you know what?
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I don't even need glasses,
look at that.
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Hey, everybody.
Hey, kids. Hey, Mom.
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See, I can see y'all.
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See, my eyesight fixed itself.
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Can somebody please get
me some sugar for my coffee?
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Thank you.
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Need no glasses, shoot.
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I can see just fine.
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Thank you, dear.
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You are a godsend.
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Amazing.
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Yes.
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Whoa, Mom!
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Did you do that on purpose?
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Sure did.
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If your dad refuses to wear
his glasses,
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then he's gonna have to
deal with the consequences
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and learn his lessons.
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I ain't got to take this.
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No, I'mma, I'm go on down
to the coffee shop
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where I can have me a
saltfree coffee in peace.
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Thank you very much. Excuse me.
Good to see you, kids.
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It's chilly.
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You're gonna need your hat.
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Thank you, Mama.
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I appreciate you.
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And don't forget your coat,
kind of windy out there.
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I appreciate you, Mama.
You know what?
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I know you love me.
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You always got my back.
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See, this is what I'm
talking about,
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at least somebody is
watching out for me
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and not out here making
me look goofy.
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Salt.
VIOLA: Love you, baby.
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[audience laughing]
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Coffee.
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Okay.
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And that's how Marie Curie
discovered radium.
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Slow down.
I can't write that fast.
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[audience laughing]
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[bell ringing]
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Class dismissed!
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Mr. Battle.
Sup?
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Someone with your rap
skills should be making music.
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And someone with your
teaching skills
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should not be teaching.
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Look, why should Lil Lil
Shortie have all the fame
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and fortune?
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Yeah, he's somewhere
on a yacht,
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not messing up children's
educations.
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That should be you.
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Well, I've been writing a
lot of lyrics lately.
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Studio sessions cost money.
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Money I don't have.
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Well, I do have a studio in
my garage.
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You could record there.
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At a discounted price.
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For free.
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As your manager, I feel as
though we should have
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discussed that.
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So, what do you say?
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Okay, I'm in.
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Teaching was never really
my thing anyway.
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Yes, we know!
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I'm going to go tell Principal
Matthews I quit.
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Oh, I already took the
liberty of writing you
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a lovely resignation letter.
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I even misspelled some words,
so he'll believe you wrote it.
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Perfect.
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♪
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[audience laughing]
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Okay, what's with the
creepy smile?
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Nothing.
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Okay.
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Okay, I just got Dad to
sign the permission slip
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to bring Scarlett JoHamster
home.
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What?!
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How'd you do that?
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Well, since he won't wear
his glasses,
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I told him that it was a
petition to bring back
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his favorite TV show.
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And besides, I'm just
doing what Mom
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and Grandma were doing,
teaching him a lesson.
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It's for his own good.
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It seems like it's for your
own good.
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Either you could turn
me in,
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or you put on Dad's favorite
hoodie.
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You know, the one he says
you can never wear
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'cuz you'll stain it.
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Which is ridiculous.
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I lick all the food off of my
clothes before they stain.
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Well, if it will help
Dad, then I guess it's okay.
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♪
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This place is nice. Dylan,
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Thank you so much, little bro
for letting me use your studio.
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You ready to record?
I think so.
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Um, here are the beats,
I made 'em myself.
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I wrote the lyrics too.
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It took me a minute,
but I think they're good.
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Aight.
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Battle, battle, battle, rap.
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Battle, battle, battle, rap.
261
00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:47,714
Battle, battle, battle, rap, uh.
262
00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:50,617
Battle, rap, uh, battle, rap.
263
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,488
Is that all he's gonna say?
264
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,656
I don't know.
265
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,124
I think it was bro.
266
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,792
Yeah, it was something
alright.
267
00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:05,899
How are things going?
268
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,434
Not so good.
269
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:11,138
It's my demo, they just
wrote back "no".
270
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,407
This day just keeps
getting worse.
271
00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:16,677
Did your recording session
go bad with Mr. Battle?
272
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:17,945
I mean, yes.
273
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,680
He's horrible.
274
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,148
I wonder why Lil Lil Shortie
275
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,483
broke up the group and went
solo.
276
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:24,852
Can't be that bad.
277
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,920
You can be kind of
a perfectionist
278
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,188
when it comes to music.
279
00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,723
Listen for yourself!
280
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,124
He said this one is what
he performed
281
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,626
at the Falcons' halftime show.
282
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,829
MR BATTLE:
♪ I don't have time ♪
283
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,865
♪ 'Cause this my halftime rap ♪
284
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,467
♪ Halftime,
it's my halftime rap ♪
285
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:44,037
♪ I don't have time 'cause
it's my halftime rap ♪
286
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,240
I don't know,
it's kind of catchy.
287
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,775
No offense, but he only
says two words
288
00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,711
the entire threeminute song.
289
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:54,114
Oh, yeah, that could be
a problem.
290
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,116
Mr. Battle said when
he blew up
291
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,985
he'll help me get signed.
292
00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:02,256
How's he gonna do that
when he's terrible?!
293
00:12:02,256 --> 00:12:05,158
I think you should be
honest with him.
294
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,960
He might not take it well.
295
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,462
He can't be that sensitive.
296
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:13,333
MR BATTLE: [crying]
♪ This my sensitive rap ♪
297
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,436
♪ Sensitive, sensitive,
this my sensitive rap ♪
298
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,838
[crying]
299
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,307
I stand corrected.
300
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,843
Man, this dude started
from the bottom
301
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,645
and he's still down there.
302
00:12:24,645 --> 00:12:27,681
Well, maybe you can help
improve his rap,
303
00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:29,082
which will help you out.
304
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,586
You're right,
I'm incredibly talented.
305
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:33,954
That's not what I said.
306
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,856
I think it was.
307
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,224
Thanks, Mama Yaz!
308
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:38,725
I think I know what
I'm gonna do.
309
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:39,826
YASMINE: Alright.
310
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:42,629
♪
311
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:45,299
Woohoo hoo, sweet.
312
00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:47,634
You can plug it in right
over there.
313
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,136
Charlie, what is that?
314
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,737
I rented an arcade game.
315
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:52,673
Dad said I couldn't spend my
chore money on it before.
316
00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:55,876
But I did anyway.
317
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,044
Charlie, this is too much.
318
00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,412
You're going to ruin this
for us.
319
00:12:58,412 --> 00:13:00,647
You gotta tell the guy to
take all the stuff back before
320
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,450
MYLES: Hey. Kids?
321
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,052
Those two blurry blobs
moving around,
322
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,053
that's you right?
323
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,322
Uh, yup. It's us, Dad.
324
00:13:08,322 --> 00:13:11,191
Well, I've got a confession
to make.
325
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:14,628
Dad, are you okay?
326
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,264
Yup, I'm fine.
327
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,233
As I was saying, you know
how I said
328
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,934
I don't need glasses?
329
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:24,905
Yeah, well I think your mom
and your grandma were right.
330
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,273
No, they weren't.
331
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,108
Superheroes don't
wear glasses.
332
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,276
Yeah, I know, I know.
333
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,744
But I just spent 15 minutes
out back
334
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:32,446
trying to unlock the backdoor.
335
00:13:32,446 --> 00:13:35,015
Turns out it was the
neighbor's backdoor.
336
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,317
So please hand me my glasses.
337
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,552
♪
338
00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,954
MYLES: What was that?
It's a
339
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:44,291
An arcade game!
Sorry, a what?
340
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:48,795
It's an arcade game
ringtone on my phone.
341
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:51,064
It's just Bethany texting me.
342
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,233
Baby, is this for your
mom or is that for me?
343
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,702
Crush
My glasses, please.
344
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,771
No one, it's for no one!
345
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,806
What is wrong with you?
346
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,275
Here you go.
347
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:06,013
Oh man, what a
butterfingers I am.
348
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,147
I'll get it for you.
349
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,749
Thank you
350
00:14:08,749 --> 00:14:09,983
Oh, man.
351
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:12,586
Me and my two left feet.
352
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:13,954
Well, great.
353
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,222
There goes my glasses.
354
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,690
So sorry, Dad.
355
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,392
That's alright.
356
00:14:18,392 --> 00:14:20,227
♪
357
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,162
Hey honey, you should
get back with Bethany,
358
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,164
sounds important.
359
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,566
Sure thing, Dad.
360
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,602
You're telling me that my
rhymes are worse
361
00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:30,037
than my teaching?
362
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:33,974
I know it's hard to believe,
but yes.
363
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,209
So much for a comeback.
364
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:36,844
Oh, but listen.
365
00:14:36,844 --> 00:14:38,679
I could still help you.
366
00:14:38,679 --> 00:14:39,947
Really?
367
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:44,651
I've got a beat for you and
I wrote some rhymes.
368
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,753
Aight, look at this.
369
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,155
Let me demonstrate.
370
00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:53,193
Aight, ready?
371
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,628
♪ They thought I couldn't
do it ♪
372
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:56,330
♪ Now I'm back with
another one ♪
373
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,298
♪ Popping like I caught
the whole class ♪
374
00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,833
♪ Chewing bubble gum ♪
375
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,469
♪ Ya idol, your highest title,
I came to take it ♪
376
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:05,572
♪ I went from grading papers
every day to making paper ♪
377
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,074
♪ I'm teaching
and I'm dreaming ♪
378
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,575
♪ So you know
I keep on praying ♪
379
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,978
♪ They vote me as they favorite
'cause they got me ♪
380
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,379
♪ On they playlist ♪
381
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,217
You want me to say all
those words?!
382
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:20,821
Listen, I know it's a lot
for you.
383
00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:24,791
But trust me, I know you can
do it if you just try.
384
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,093
It's a lot.
385
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,427
I know, but you got this, man.
386
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,962
I guess it won't hurt, man.
Yeah.
387
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:33,233
Guess it won't hurt.
Aight. Let's do this.
388
00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:39,006
♪ They thought I couldn't
do it ♪
389
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,507
♪ But I'm back with
another one ♪
390
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,209
♪ Popping like I caught
the whole class ♪
391
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,310
♪ Chewing bubble gum ♪
392
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:44,578
♪ Ya idol, the highest
393
00:15:44,578 --> 00:15:46,580
No, no, no, cut that,
cut that, cut that.
394
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:49,016
Come on, give me some swag.
395
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,250
Put some confidence in yourself.
396
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,786
Look, look, look, look at this.
397
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,221
♪ I'm teaching
and I'm dreaming ♪
398
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,689
♪ So you know
I keep on praying ♪
399
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,624
♪ They vote me as they favorite
'cause they got me ♪
400
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,825
♪ On they playlist ♪
Yeah!
401
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:02,930
Let's go, you got this, man.
Confidence.
402
00:16:02,930 --> 00:16:05,332
Let's go, I may even put
my headphones on for this one.
403
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,733
Let's go.
404
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,268
♪ They thought I couldn't
do it ♪
405
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,570
♪ But I'm back with
another one ♪
406
00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:11,371
♪ Popping like I caught
the whole class ♪
407
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,873
♪ Chewing bubble gum ♪
408
00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:14,975
♪ Ya idol, the highest
title, I came to take it ♪
409
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,611
♪ I went from grading papers
everyday to making paper ♪
410
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:19,012
♪ I'm teaching
and I'm dreaming ♪
411
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,514
♪ So I had to keep on praying ♪
412
00:16:20,514 --> 00:16:22,349
♪ That I'm voted as the favorite
'cause they got me ♪
413
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:25,052
♪ On they playlist ♪
Yes! Woo!
414
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,320
Yes, sir!
MR BATTLE: Yes!
415
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,921
That's Mr. Battle!
416
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:30,691
Can you believe I said all
these lyrics on this page, man?
417
00:16:30,691 --> 00:16:33,360
Umm, that was just
the first verse.
418
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,661
Turn that page.
419
00:16:35,863 --> 00:16:39,099
You know, these past few
days have been magical.
420
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,801
I know, right?
421
00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:43,136
VIOLA: Hey, babies.
422
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:47,574
Charlie, I know that's not
your father's favorite hoodie,
423
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:51,278
the one you're not
allowed to touch?
424
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,680
[squeaking]
425
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,516
Rebecca, I know you didn't
bring this hamster home
426
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:57,751
after your dad said no.
427
00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:01,021
Grandma, this is all for
Dad's own good.
428
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:04,758
Well, is this arcade game
for Dad's own good too?
429
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,059
Look Grandma, we're just doing
430
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,661
what you and Mom did,
teaching Dad a lesson
431
00:17:07,661 --> 00:17:09,129
about wearing his glasses.
432
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:13,233
No, what you're doing
is taking advantage of him.
433
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:18,038
Myles, get your butt downstairs!
434
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,439
What's up, Mom?
435
00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:23,744
Put on these glasses and see
what your children are doing.
436
00:17:27,748 --> 00:17:31,552
Charlie, I know that's not
my favorite hoodie
437
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:33,020
which you are not allowed
to touch!
438
00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:34,721
And oh my God, oh, oh!
439
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:35,722
Please tell me that's not...
440
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,325
Are those ice cream stains?!
441
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,893
Would it help if I said
there's some ketchup
442
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,496
mixed in there too?
443
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,864
Didn't think so.
444
00:17:43,864 --> 00:17:45,065
[audience laughing]
445
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,466
[squeaking]
446
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:49,436
Rebecca, tell me that is not
your class pet
447
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:50,871
in that cage over there.
448
00:17:50,871 --> 00:17:53,841
It's not my class pet in
the cage?
449
00:17:53,841 --> 00:17:55,542
You're taking that thing back
first thing in the morning.
450
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,611
And you two are grounded
for a week.
451
00:17:57,611 --> 00:17:59,746
What?!
MYLES: Yes.
452
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,349
I really can't take looking
at my beautiful baby boy
453
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:05,619
with those big old spectacles
on his face.
454
00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:07,354
Mama's gonna get you
some contacts.
455
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,455
Thank you, Mama.
456
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,324
But before we leave.
Sup?
457
00:18:10,324 --> 00:18:12,759
[camera clicking]
Ha, ha.
458
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,262
This is gonna be my new
holiday picture.
459
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,830
[audience laughing]
460
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:17,631
Mama, come on.
461
00:18:17,631 --> 00:18:18,899
No youyou. Ooh, you!
462
00:18:18,899 --> 00:18:21,401
Mama, you got to delete that.
Okay, you can't
463
00:18:37,351 --> 00:18:39,453
♪ Everybody know how I did it,
how I got it ♪
464
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:41,355
♪ But they just wanna know
what kind of Ford ♪
465
00:18:41,355 --> 00:18:43,123
♪ That I'm driving in ♪
466
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,591
I see you're busy at work.
467
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:47,461
Yeah, working on my
new single.
468
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:49,730
I don't know if you know this,
but the song I made
469
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:52,566
for Mr. Battle got downloaded
like crazy.
470
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,768
He's blowing up right now,
which means
471
00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:56,436
I'm about to blow up.
472
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:59,540
I think you need to see
something.
473
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:01,074
MR BATTLE: Everybody
want to know about it,
474
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:02,743
and how I came up with it.
475
00:19:02,743 --> 00:19:06,747
And I'll be honest,
I don't even know.
476
00:19:06,747 --> 00:19:09,583
I'm that good!
477
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:10,951
I'm back, baby.
478
00:19:10,951 --> 00:19:13,554
Mwah, mwah.
479
00:19:13,554 --> 00:19:15,856
He didn't mention me at all?
480
00:19:15,856 --> 00:19:19,493
But he told the record label
that it was my track.
481
00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:23,197
They'll be calling any minute,
right?
482
00:19:23,197 --> 00:19:25,399
I'm sorry, Dylan.
483
00:19:25,399 --> 00:19:28,335
Man, Mr. Battle warned me
that the music biz
484
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,237
was full of backstabbers.
485
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:33,073
I just never thought he was
one of them.
486
00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:35,909
We're gonna get through
this, Dylan.
487
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:37,778
It's not just this.
488
00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:41,315
All I've gotten back from my
demo are rejections.
489
00:19:41,315 --> 00:19:44,618
I think, I think I'm done.
490
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:47,321
Wait.
What do you mean you're done?
491
00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:49,923
With my dream of being
a rapper.
492
00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:52,159
[phone ringing]
493
00:19:52,159 --> 00:19:54,161
Who's that?
494
00:19:54,161 --> 00:19:55,429
I don't know.
495
00:19:55,429 --> 00:19:58,198
Might be my mother.
496
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,234
It has a Chicago area code
on it,
497
00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:02,903
she probably got a new
phone or something.
498
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:05,939
[gasps]
499
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:07,641
Chance the Rapper?!
500
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:08,742
CHANCE: Yo.
501
00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:11,078
You're not my mom!
502
00:20:11,078 --> 00:20:14,581
No. No, I'm not.
Are you Young Dylan?
503
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,717
Um, he is I.
504
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,919
I mean, I am he.
505
00:20:18,919 --> 00:20:20,120
I'm sorry.
506
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,388
Yes, I am Young Dylan.
507
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,657
Sorry, I'm just
a big fan of yours.
508
00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:26,326
Uh, I'm a really big fan
of yours actually.
509
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,761
Battle Rap sent me your demo.
510
00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:29,162
It was really good.
511
00:20:29,162 --> 00:20:30,664
He did?
512
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,199
I thought he just stabbed
me in the back
513
00:20:32,199 --> 00:20:34,134
and forgot all about me.
514
00:20:34,134 --> 00:20:35,335
[sighs]
515
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:39,973
So, I know you want to sign me.
516
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:41,275
Easy, slow down.
517
00:20:41,275 --> 00:20:43,877
Look, you're talented.
518
00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:45,546
You don't need me to sign you.
519
00:20:45,546 --> 00:20:47,314
Own your own stuff,
build your own team
520
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,183
and just keep at it.
521
00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:52,319
Young Dylan is a thing of
the past.
522
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,755
[groaning]
Oh word?
523
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:56,456
I'm sorry to hear that.
524
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,824
Don't listen to her.
525
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,593
I'm still in it to win it.
526
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:00,427
Good, man.
527
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,728
Keep your head up, yo.
528
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:03,463
I'm gonna keep looking out
for you.
529
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,432
And hit me up in a couple
of years for a feature.
530
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,167
I will, for sure.
531
00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:09,336
Thanks for putting that fire
back in me.
532
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,438
Okay, bet. Peace.
533
00:21:12,906 --> 00:21:14,808
[chuckling]
534
00:21:14,808 --> 00:21:15,843
Mama Yaz.
535
00:21:15,843 --> 00:21:16,810
YASMINE: [giggling]
536
00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:19,179
Chance the Rapper
just called me!
537
00:21:19,179 --> 00:21:20,214
Yes!
538
00:21:20,214 --> 00:21:22,115
[giggling]
539
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,218
Alright.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
540
00:21:24,218 --> 00:21:25,352
I have to work on my demo.
541
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:26,787
Oh, really?
542
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:29,356
Well, I'm happy you changed
your mind.
543
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,225
And you should never let
someone else stop you
544
00:21:31,225 --> 00:21:32,726
from pursuing your dreams.
545
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:34,394
Yeah, I won't.
546
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,663
And if I can help a terrible
rapper like Mr. Battle
547
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,299
get signed with one of
my songs,
548
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,235
I can sure do the same
for myself.
549
00:21:41,235 --> 00:21:42,536
[giggling]
550
00:21:42,536 --> 00:21:44,404
Yeah.
551
00:21:46,607 --> 00:21:49,309
♪ Everybody know how I did it,
how I got it ♪
552
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,278
♪ But they just wanna know
what kind of Ford ♪
553
00:21:51,278 --> 00:21:52,813
♪ That I'm driving in ♪
554
00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:55,749
Lambo, Ford, BMW?
555
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:57,284
♪
556
00:21:57,284 --> 00:21:59,186
[yelling]
YASMINE: Yes!
557
00:21:59,186 --> 00:22:00,387
MYLES: Watch out, watch
out, watch out!
558
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:02,089
BOTH: [laughing]
559
00:22:02,089 --> 00:22:06,026
Making me sit here watching
you play my game is just cruel!
560
00:22:06,026 --> 00:22:07,227
No, it's not.
561
00:22:07,227 --> 00:22:08,295
Just part of your punishment.
562
00:22:08,295 --> 00:22:10,898
Can't I just go to my room?
563
00:22:10,898 --> 00:22:13,100
No!
564
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,836
Why?
565
00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:17,304
I told you.
566
00:22:17,304 --> 00:22:18,906
It looks like Charlie.
567
00:22:18,906 --> 00:23:01,648
BOTH: [laughing]
568
00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:03,784
[Nickelodeon theme]
569
00:23:03,834 --> 00:23:08,384
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