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Fez, guess what I just got...
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The new Village People album!
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How many songs can they write about
where men go to massage each other?!
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The navy...
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These boys never let me down.
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Disco sucks, man.
It's painful to listen to.
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It makes me wanna shoot myself.
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It's the musical equivalent
of Jackie.
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Wow. Look at these guys,
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their music is so bad they need to
wear disguises just so people don't
beat the crap out of them.
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Oh I heard how in Chicago...
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...they made a huge bonfire
of disco records.
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Also they cover their hotdogs
in pastrami.
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It's freakin' awesome.
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Man, we should have our own bonfire.
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I'm sick of corporations selling
crap to kids...
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...that dumbs them down and makes
them act stupid.
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Hey, I can sell beer at the bonfire!
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I have tons of old disco records
we can burn.
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What?!
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I was young and what did you expect?
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See the hair?
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You guys are aweful.
Disco has been great to me.
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Without disco, if I rub my crotch
on a girl it's illegal.
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With disco, it's a bar mitsva!
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See, disco has given Fez and I some
of our best times together.
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Oh, like remember the night when
we beat Johnny and Melina at that dance-off?
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Ah, we kicked their gold-lam� asses!
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Oh you know what, I heard that
Johnny is working at a carwash.
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Yeah, uhuh, we did that to him!
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Jackie be nice...
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Car wash... he's poor!
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You see that, see,
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we got a trophy and and the satisfaction
of learning that we ruined two peoples lives.
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So you can have your little bonfire,
but we're not going.
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Yeah...
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I'm going to Weight Watchers
to pick up women.
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The thin ones are great but
they have low self-esteem.
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That way, you get a hot chick
for fat girls prices!
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Wait, wait, Fez.
Hey, maybe we should go.
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You know, and defend the music
that we love.
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As a team.
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Sure, what the hell.
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Weight Watcher meetings will
always be there.
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God bless the dairy state.
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We never run out of fat girls.
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Pretty clever there, Jackie.
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Using a disco bonfire as a way to
cozy up next to the guy you secretly love.
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You know it kinda reminds me of a song...
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Jackie loves the foreign boy,
ola, taco!
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Look, I am not gonna sit back and
let Fez try to pick up other women.
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Much less fat chicks.
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Yeah, I mean maybe if we go together,
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he'll see that we're perfect
for each other.
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So, I'm coming.
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Fine. But if you get in the way
of me setting things on fire,
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you're getting set on fire.
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Red, I invited the new neighbours
over for coffee and cookies.
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That way I can bad-mouth the rest
of the block before they do it to me.
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Kitty, I don't wanna meet
new neighbours.
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I had to wait twelve years for
the old ones to croak.
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Always wanted to talk and
say "Helloooo".
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Dumbasses.
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Oh, okay they're here.
Now, be nice.
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I haven't met the wife yet, but
the husband Josh was very sweet.
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He's a car salesman
and he told me
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he could give me a great deal on
a Lebaron
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Just because he likes me.
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Although he has to go and ask
his supervisor first.
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Hello Josh!
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Hi Kitty. Good to see you again!
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This is Jeff.
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- Hi Jeff! Where's your wife?
- You're looking at her!
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The only lady in my life is my
little palmorini, Tina Louise.
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Who is going to the pound if she
doesn't stop humping my cowboy boots.
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We are not having this conversation here...
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Okay, well I'm confused.
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So, you two live together but I
only saw the movers bringing in one bed.
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Ohhhh...
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Well...
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Congratulations!
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Look Red,
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the new neighbours are here and...
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...they're a couple of fellas...
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Wait a second.
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- You guys live together?
- Yep.
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- Without any wives of girlfriends?
- Yep.
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- You know what I call guys like you?!
- Oh dear...
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Lucky bastards!
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Well, the bonfire looks pretty
sturdy.
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But remember, when the flames
get too high,
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you saw the foreign kid play
with the matches.
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Hey. Who was that girl you were
talking to?
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Oh, Lisa Conner.
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A girl I dated a couple of years ago
when I was a camp counselor.
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Oh. I never knew you were
a camp counselor.
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It didn't last too long.
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Apparently, going out on a
canoe trip with six kids...
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...and coming back with five
is a big no-no.
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Hey man.
How much for a beer?
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One dollar.
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Awesome.
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There you go.
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Now, if you want it in a cup,
that's an extra three bucks.
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Oh, and there's a two dollar
pouring charge.
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You want six bucks for a beer?!
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You can always go to the other place.
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There is no other place.
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Whadayaknow...
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Looks like I got what you call
a monopoly.
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You have change for a ten?
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Nope.
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There he is officer!
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Here's the guy who is responsible for
this illegal gathering of dirty and ugly people.
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These two tell me you organised
an illegal bonfire?
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You two narked on me?
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What?
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You stand there and accuse me
of narking?!
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No sir, no, I did not nark.
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What's nark?
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Calling the cops.
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Oh yes we narked.
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That's right Steven.
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Because Fez and I both feel that
burning disco records is wrong.
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Just like burning books but worse,
because disco tells a story.
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This is a disco burning bonfire?
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That's fantastic! Disco sucks!
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Ah. What do you know...
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Degenerate, cop, having a beer together.
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It's a disco-sucking miracle.
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You know I'm taking an astronomy
class in college right now.
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You see those three stars in
a row right there?
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Uhuh.
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That's Virgo.
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That's an airplane.
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I do not go to a good school.
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- Oh my God, Randy?!
- Linda?
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- Oh my god! Missy is here too!
- Is she?
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Oh my god! I'll go get her!
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Who was that?
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Uh Linda. I dated her.
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And her sister, Missy.
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Not together, there was a summer
in between them.
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Summer was their cousin...
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Wow. I'm dating a man-slut.
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Look, I'm sure you dated a lot
of people too.
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I mean, if we took all the people I've
dated and all the people you've dated...
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- ...and put them in a room together...
- We'd have a room full of girls, and Eric!
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What do you guys have against disco?!
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It's the only thing white people
can dance to!
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Hey uh, Jackie.
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I was thinking of a way to get back
at you, calling the cops and all that.
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And then it hit me.
You're only here to get with Fez.
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So I figured, why not find the skankiest,
sluttiest, drunkest chick here...
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...give her three more beers and
then introduce her to Fez.
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- Oh you wouldn't!
- Oh I already did.
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- You didn't!
- I just said I did.
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- You wouldn't dare!
- I did! Turn around and look!
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Enjoy your evening...
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Fez! Uh, what are you doing?
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It's fantastic!
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Every time I say disco sucks, Kelly
sticks her tongue down my throat!
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Watch: disco sucks!
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It's like a magic trick!
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But uhm Fez, you're supposed
to be here with me!
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Beside, don't you know about
rocker chicks?
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They all have syfilis.
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- Do you have syfilis?
- Uhm, I don't think so.
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That's good enough for me baby!
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What a game!
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That quarterback's eleven for twelve
with no interception.
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- He is hot!
- Ridiculously hot...
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Oh, another cookie?
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- What?
- Nothing.
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I just thought we were trying to slim
down for the Bahamas.
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Well excuse me
Mr. Two-Scoopes-Of-Sugar...
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You guys don't need wives,
you bicker like an old married couple!
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Red, I need to talk to you in the kitchen.
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Kitty, I'm watching the game...
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Ohh fine.
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You know I wish there was a bar we
could go to where there'd be no women, just guys.
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I know a few...
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I am having it!
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Okay Kitty, what is it?
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It's about the neighbours,
there is something you should know.
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TOUCHDOWN!
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Dammit see what you made me miss?!
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Kitty, I think those guys are gay!
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Red, you can't hide from Jeff and Josh
all night!
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Not all night.
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Just till they eat all the cookies
and decide to skip home.
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Red Forman!
Our neighbours are gay, so what?
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At least they'll keep the place nice
and our property values will go up.
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What am I supposed to say
to them now?!
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You've been talking to them the whole
game, you knew what to say then.
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Well that was before I saw them
kissing in my living room!
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Didn't bother you last night, when
you saw Abbott kiss Costello.
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Well that was different. They had
to do that to fool the landlord.
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- Hey Red, can I borrow some socks?
- No.
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Bob, we're having a crisis here.
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Our new neighbours are gay!
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They're gay?
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Aw great, now they're gonna be
all over me.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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I can�t explain it.
Men find me attractive.
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Yeah�everybody wants a piece
of the Pinci.
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Well Red, you can�t let them sit
in there all night!
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What if they rearrange my furniture?!
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Fine! I�ll�I�ll �talk to them.
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Okay, but handle it gracefully!
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Well of course I will!
Give me a little credit.
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Good night guys!
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I have to go throw up again!
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Okay...
Hurry back...
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Hey Fez!
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Village People, what are you doing here?
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We came to put a stop to your disco-bonfire.
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Plus my Mom was in Kenosha,
so you know�
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...two birds with one stone.
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Can you keep a secret?
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I love disco.
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Yeah, I�m just pretending to hate it
so I can get with girls.
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You guys know how that is, right guys?
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So, let�s talk about Jackie.
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You two came here together
to defend disco...
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...and you abandoned her to make out
with some skank you�re never gonna see again.
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- Aaaand�?
- And?
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It�s wrong. What do we have to do,
spell it out for you?
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Because we can, with carefully
choreographed arm movements�
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You�re right.
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I totally let Jackie down.
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You are one wise Indian.
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Actually I�m Puertorican.
This is just a gig.
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Okay, I�m done vomiting.
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Wanna finish making out?
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I would love to.
But I can�t for two reasons.
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One: I have somewhere to be.
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And two: you have some spagetthi
right here�
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So it turns out, Randy had dated
every girl here.
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I can literally throw a rock and hit
a girl he�s dated.
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In fact, earlier I did.
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She�s gonna need stitches.
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Oh, I remember that girl. I sold her
a bandaid for 8 bucks.
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Where did you find a bandaid?
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I pulled it off some guy who�s
passed out.
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Donna! Donna look what I found.
This is Sarah.
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00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:29,160
A girl I�ve never dated, who I don�t
wanna date and who doesn�t want
to date me.
248
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:30,760
- Right Sarah?
- That�s right.
249
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,200
Although you are kinda cute.
250
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,200
Goodbye Sarah.
251
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:36,560
Would you like to go out sometime?
252
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,880
- Go away Sarah.
- Call me!
253
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,120
Man, the keg�s tapped.
254
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,720
Looks like everyone took a turn.
255
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,240
Just like with Randy.
256
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,360
Alright. It�s time to light this bonfire...
257
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:57,440
Rockers of Point Place!
It is time... for fire!
258
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,200
No, Steven no, you can�t burn
these records!
259
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,040
You�re right Jackie, I can�t.
260
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,840
Because I�m too drunk.
261
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,320
Randy! Come burn these records!
262
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:10,240
- Stop!
- Fez? You came back!
263
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,360
Jackie, I need to tell you something,
something about you and me.
264
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,840
Really?
265
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,920
Yes, this whole time I was off making
out with that girl and all of a sudden
it felt wrong.
266
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,440
- It did?
- Yes.
267
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,920
I shouldn�t have been with her.
I should have been with you.
268
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,920
Oh my God. Fez, I wanted to hear
that for so long.
269
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,240
Loo- I feel the same way.
270
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,640
I realised something and I want
everyone to know it!
271
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,920
Jackie Burkhart and I are in love!
272
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,080
With disco!
273
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:42,920
Wait.. what?
274
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,360
Yeah, and I will not stand by
and let you...
275
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:50,400
...set fire to this muscial,
booty-shakin� masterpieces!
276
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,880
That�s unfortunate�
277
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:07,880
So you did pretty well tonight.
278
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,960
Yup. And I learned a valuable lesson
about art versus commerce.
279
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,800
The lesson is: I�m rich.
280
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,200
Good for you man.
281
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:21,240
But I�m gonna have to write you a
little ticket for disturbing the peace
and that�s gonna cost you about�
282
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,160
How much you got there?
283
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:27,160
- 208 bucks.
- 208 bucks!
284
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,040
Fine.
285
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,720
Uhh, officer Ron?
286
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,960
You don�t wanna buy your badge back?
287
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,680
Oh, uh, and your car?
288
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,400
Oh, this whole night has been
a nightmare.
289
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,480
You know I thought Fez was gonna
tell me he loved me,
290
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,440
but no, he was just trying to be
a good friend.
291
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,280
Ugh, what a jerk.
292
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,480
Jackie, everybody could use
another friend.
293
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,040
Well except Randy.
294
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,840
What are you looking at bitch?!
295
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,240
Avon calling!
296
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,280
Josh! Jeff! You�re back!
297
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,880
Look Red, Josh and Jeff are back!
298
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,440
Heyyy� men...
299
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,640
Red, we just wanted to come by
and thank you.
300
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,720
- Thank me?
- Yeah.
301
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:44,280
It�s not that easy for two guys like
us to just move in to a new
neighbourhood and make friends.
302
00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,120
But you welcomed us into
your home with open arms.
303
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,000
Well� sure�
You�re a couple of...
304
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,600
...decent guys.
305
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,040
Not before he had his coffee�
306
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,600
Like you�re a ray of sunshine!
307
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,560
Anyway, you�ve been great.
308
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,240
The last place we lived, we had to
tell people we were brothers.
309
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,000
Who would ever believe that the two
of us could be brothers?!
310
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:13,800
Anyway, we wanted to give you this,
you know, to say thanks.
311
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:15,840
What is it?
312
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,360
Fruit-cake.
313
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,440
Well, that�s clever!
314
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,440
It�s a dessert and an ice-breaker!
315
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:34,480
Well, what do you say we all sit down
and watch the Packers kick the crap
out of the Vikings, huh?
316
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,640
Well, we like the Vikings�
317
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,480
What did you say�?
318
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,480
You�re Viking-fans?!
319
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,920
What the hell is wrong with you?!
320
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,240
Get out of my house!
321
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,360
Red come on, it�s not our fault.
We�re from Minnesota.
322
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,520
We were born this way!
323
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,280
Out! Out! Sicko's!
324
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,640
Well thanks a lot Red.
325
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,600
Now I�ll never know what rug
ties this room together.
326
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,960
Thank you. Next please.
327
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,040
Pokpokpok, hi guys!
328
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,000
I love it, that�s exactly what we need!
329
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,200
Leather guy, you�re out,
Chicken you�re in.
330
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,000
Hallelujah!
331
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,714
(The Village People's
"Y.M.C.A." playing)
332
00:20:37,886 --> 00:20:40,480
It's fun to stay
at the the Y.M.C.A.
333
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:44,521
It's fun to stay
at the the Y.M.C.A.
334
00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:49,675
The have everything
for young men to enjoy...
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