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[woman]
So, Vale,
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how are things coming
with the prophecy?
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Fine.
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And did you manage to raise
that old general from the dead?
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I know you wanted to raise
that general... from the dead--
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Obviously not, dad.
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Otherwise I'd be overthrowing
the human scourge right now,
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instead of wasting my time here.
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Oh, sweetie, I'm sure you'll find
another way to overthrow the scourge.
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That's what I've been telling her!
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And by the way,
this soup is delicious, Mrs. Flaghagh.
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Is this sage?
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It's blood!
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Okay, yeah, I do taste it now.
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- It's like pennies
- Yeah, fresh!
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Okay! Let's do it--
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Y'know, Larry,
when Vale's mother and I were your age
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we had a cult, too!
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We sacrificed the dean at our college.
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Took his skin!
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Cool. That is so cool.
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Vale's father was so bold in those days.
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Yeah, he had a real fire in his eyes.
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[Vale's Dad]
And...
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And his skin! And his hair!
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I come from a long line
of hotheads, Larry!
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[laughing] "Hotheads," c'mon!
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Let's see if I can still do it!
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- Let's see if I can get the old--
- Oh!
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- [straining]
- Oh!
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Oh, you can do it, sweety!
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[immolated screaming]
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Wow!
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There it is, okay!
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Nice dad!
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Great work, sir!
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Thank you, Larry.
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[scoffs] Give me a break, dad!
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All your generation talks about
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is a bunch of cutesy protests
that changed nothing!
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- Uh, we flayed the dean.
- [Larry] Mmhmm!
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And what did that change? Nothing!
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It changed the dean,
I'll tell you that much!
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[laughing]
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[Larry]
Here we go!
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[Mrs. Vale]
Way to cut the tension.
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And what are you doing, Vale?
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Dabbling in prophecy,
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just like you dabbled in sorcery
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before quitting after learning, what?
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One spell?
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[stammering]
I can do lots of spells, actually, Feron!
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And at least I'm not a sell-out
who works at a bank for humans!
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Oh, right!
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You just have a human boyfriend!
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He's not my boyfriend!
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He's my minion.
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I've explained this!
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Oh, okay, so do you always invite
your minions over for family dinner?!
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Oh do you always know
that I'm going to fucking kill you?!
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- C'mere!
- [Larry] Woah nelly!
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[immolated screaming]
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Oh, come on girls...
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Press my thumb right into your armpit!
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- Sorry, Larry, you have to see that.
- [scuffle continues]
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It's okay, no, I was prepared.
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[Feron]
Vale, get off me!
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Sitting on you, I'm sitting right on you!
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Get off! [thud]
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[tinny car radio]
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So...
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You called me your... minion...
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in there.
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That's a big step.
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Just drive the fucking van, Larry.
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The prophecy foretold
that tonight is the night.
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And yet...
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They've all abandoned me.
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Gah, my sister was right!
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I'm a failure, Larry.
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Sure, let me tell you
how you're a failure.
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"F" is for
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"Frikken cool Prophetess."
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- Ugh!
-"A" is for...
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[bad Cockney]
'Allo, I'm...
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- from England.
- And you're into a character, somehow.
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You're always slipping
into something like this--
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Let me get to "I"!
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"I" love you--
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Hey! Don't touch me!
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Larry. You don't get to do that.
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That's not what you said last night.
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That's exactly what I said last night.
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I said "I touch you,
and you don't touch me."
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It's sex-doll rules, Larry.
And by the way!
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We're not an item.
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I'm a demon, trying to end humanity
and you are,
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not sure you're aware of this,
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- a human.
- [chuckling] Well!
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No relationship's perfect.
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- C'mere.
- What did I say?
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Hassein!
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[fwoosh]
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[shrinking]
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Yep. Now you get baby hands.
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Okay, don't ever disobey me again.
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Yeah, okay, that's cool.
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Look, do you want to huff some entrails
and go on a vision jaunt?
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It might make you feel better!
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[sighs] The guy who prepares
the entrails for me quit, Larry.
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I haven't been able to do
a vision jaunt for weeks.
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Well...
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Let's just say old Larry here
has picked up a thing or two recently.
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[chuckles] Come here.
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Come here...
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- [mooing]
- [soothing] Hush-a-cow.
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Hush-a-cow.
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Okay.
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And I'm just gonna take your
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life!
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- Okay, yeah took the life...
- [cow mooing]
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And get in, okay!
Open up the wounds!
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Here we go!
Entails, huh!
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[cow soul hissing]
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Yeah!
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Wow!
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Larry, I'm, I'm actually impressed!
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Just sit back and huff!
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Don't, don't talk.
It's about you right now.
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[prophetically heavy metal]
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[Parisian romance accordion]
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[Vale]
Oh! Oh, no, I don't like that.
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[heavy metal resumes]
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- Oh easy! Easy!
- [gasping]
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Okay, lemme sit you down.
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Jeez!
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What'd you see?
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I know where the--
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[choking]
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[ectoplasmic mooing]
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I know where the book is!
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- [tapping mic]
- [mic feedback]
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Friends,
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one thousand years ago, the last great
human-demon war came to an end,
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and we’ve enjoyed a millennium
of perfect peace ever since.
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[laughing]
Said no one ever!
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[one guy laughing]
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Fortunately we’ve had
Chosen Ones keeping us safe,
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Including our very own Gary!
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[crowd 'Awws' and claps]
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[Gary]
Aw, look at that, buddy!
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It's daddy!
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And don't worry, Tucker,
we didn't forget about you!
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[plastic straining]
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What's happening?
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[worker]
Helium failure.
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Uh... can it be fixed?
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No chance.
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There's a saying in the balloon business,
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"It's lost it's power,
now it's useless."
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Okay, let's just get rid of it.
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Discreetly.
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[gun cocking]
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[popping]
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[wheezing deflation]
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[sighing deflation]
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[Vale]
Okay, Larry, let's go.
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[bee buzzing]
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[barker]
Shirts! Shirts! Shirts!
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Excuse me!
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- [whispered] Watch it!
- Get your shirts!
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Gah! Fucking humans everywhere.
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Here we go.
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Okay...
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Which floor is it?
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[prophetic metal]
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- [glossy romance music]
- Oh, fuck! I hate this. I hate it.
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Nyeh!
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Triple B. Let's go.
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What was the other thing you saw?
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- When you said that you hated it?
- Nothing!
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No, nothing.
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Sh... uh, shut up.
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May I: help you.
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Aw crap. Um-- yes. We’re um--
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Oh, I got this. I got this.
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Hey, we’re a couple of
empty nesters from the coast,
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and our kids are in college,
we miss them so much,
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but we finally get to
scratch that travel itch!
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So, when the mice are away, the cats!
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Will play. You know what I mean?
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No.
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Ok so, in this situation what I’m
describing, our kids are the mice--
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Okay, enough of this crap! Hassain!
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Oh: no.
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Gargnel has become: baby sized.
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Baby sized.
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- [grunt]
- Help!
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[Vale]
There it is!
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You know that spell is so cool.
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Is that the one
your sister was referencing at dinner?
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The one you know?
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I know lots of spells, Larry.
I just like using that one.
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Yeah, for sure.
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Now I'll try...
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Amastio!
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- Hm.
- Mastio!
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[sighs] Hassain, hassain, hassain.
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Cool!
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Don't be condescending to me.
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I would never.
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[press briefing murmuring]
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You know, humans and demons have
come a long way since then.
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Like, I work with demons.
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I've slept with demons.
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But not in a fetishizing way, I hope.
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And I'm a father to a demon, sort of!
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Y'know? In a way.
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Hey, Lil' Fleshler, show them your trick.
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Yeah, show them your trick.
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[sawblade whining]
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Ow! Oh my god, ow!
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- Oh!
- [Gary] Isn't that fun!
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He just learned that on his own!
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Ow, ow, ow!
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- Oh yeah, okay stop.
- Ow!
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- Stop, no, you gotta let him go.
- Ow! Ow!
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- You gotta release him.
- Ow, ow!
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- Lil' Fleshler, release him!
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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He always releases after a bit!
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[Camera Guy]
(weakly) Ow my god!
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Okay can we get that guy outta here?
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- Owwww...!
- Now, who's got a question
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for my man Tucker?
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Uh, sure. I got one.
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Tucker, what's the coolest thing
about Gary?
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- Ooh, good question!
- Oh, uh...
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[Vale]
I'll answer that!
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The coolest thing about Gary
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is how willing he is to sacrifice himself
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for the greater good.
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Heh, doesn't sound like me.
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Hiya!
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[Gary]
Oh, fuck! Gah!
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Get it off! Get it off!
Lil' Fleshler!
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- [snarling]
- Ah!
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Ha ha! Pickled!
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It's just a jar, buddy!
Use your powers to escape!
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[eyes buzzing]
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Ow, oh! Fucking come on, man!
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Give yourself to Ryndok, Chosen One.
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Fate commands you!
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I, the Prophetess Vale,
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Leader of the Demon Rebellion,
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over 200 members at our peak,
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FARON!
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Command you!
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Tucker, for god's sake help me, man!
259
00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:10,196
Me? Uh, okay, um...
260
00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,738
Sais, please don't let me down!
261
00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,202
Amastio!
262
00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,372
Yes!
263
00:08:15,369 --> 00:08:18,329
See, Larry,
I told you I knew other spells!
264
00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,501
Lookin' good!
265
00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,077
- He he?
- God-
266
00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:23,594
damnit! Hassein!
267
00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:24,546
Ah!
268
00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:25,505
Hassein!
269
00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,835
Bleuh? Ha!
270
00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:27,759
Ow!
271
00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:28,797
Yes!
272
00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:30,679
[panting] What's going on in here?
273
00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,846
I got it, Ms. Vale.
274
00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,215
Hoocha! Hoocha!
275
00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,602
Hoochacha!
276
00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:36,928
[Leslie]
Your fingernails are so long!
277
00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,733
- Chachacha!
- [Hanley] Get your little hands off of me!
278
00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:40,016
- Chacha Cha!
- Ugh!
279
00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,229
- Cha! Chachachacha!
- Oh, jeeze!
280
00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,400
- [weary] Hassain!
- Oh!
281
00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:44,687
Hassain! Hassain!
282
00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,070
- [Gary struggling]
283
00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,032
- Hassain!
- [cotton straining]
284
00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,736
Ah! My shirt!
285
00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:50,986
It's too tight!
286
00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:52,158
Shoot her, Hanley!
287
00:08:52,156 --> 00:08:53,276
Hassain!
288
00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:54,282
Oh, ow!
289
00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:55,623
This is chaos!
290
00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:58,538
Peace!
291
00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,540
Power!
292
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,000
Stop offering me stuff!
293
00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:02,919
[Gary]
I'm not interested!
294
00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,167
Come on!
295
00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:06,168
Give yourself to Ryndok!
296
00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:07,960
Stop wasting everyone's time!
297
00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,724
No! Aaah!
298
00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:11,926
[snarling]
299
00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,506
[chittering]
300
00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,221
[screeching]
301
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,261
[paper shredding]
302
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,724
- No!
- Watch out, Lil' Fleshler!
303
00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:20,773
Ooh, I'm so sick of this book!
304
00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:21,938
No!
305
00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:23,975
No!
306
00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:28,318
Oh...
307
00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:29,237
Larry...
308
00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:30,145
Why?
309
00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:32,202
Do you really have to ask?
310
00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,740
[choking]
311
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,617
Oh god...
312
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:38,196
Okay, just aim elsewhere
if you're gonna fuckin' do that.
313
00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:40,452
[pained quavering] You should
save some of this for your...
314
00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:41,504
your parents.
315
00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:43,287
They can make a blood casserole
316
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,211
for Christmas.
317
00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,538
I hate that you think
you're coming to Christmas.
318
00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:52,047
Man, this is the most
useless rebellion I've ever seen.
319
00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:53,589
Your only minion is just...
320
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,513
a guy?!
321
00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:56,220
Mock us all you want, Chosen One,
322
00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,930
but the prophecy is clear.
323
00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:01,020
By the end of this day,
you will hit bottom.
324
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,017
And give yourself to Ryndok!
325
00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:07,479
Sun's goin' down and the book is
being incinerated as we speak, my dude.
326
00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:08,651
I mean, Jesus Christ!
327
00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:12,489
You picked the one month in the past
thirty years that I've been happy!
328
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:15,406
You literally could not
have picked a worse time for this.
329
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,566
The prophecy's clear--
330
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,284
Okay, take it easy, Larry.
331
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,334
It's over.
332
00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,697
I mean, if you guys wanted
a Chosen One in despair,
333
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:22,714
you should've gone with Tucker,
334
00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,075
he's the one who's been...
335
00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:26,831
Leslie, where's Tucker?
336
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,385
[Book]
Power...!
337
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:40,511
Power!
338
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:49,359
[wailing]
339
00:10:49,409 --> 00:10:53,959
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