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Nonso, this cancer
weakens me every day,
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And I am not sure I'll make
it to your next birthday.
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So, I got you a birthday gift in advance.
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It is a three carat solitaire
diamond engagement ring.
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Since your father is gone and
I don't have much time left,
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my wish is for you to find yourself a good wife,
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so that you can start
a family of your own.
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Just so you know, the ring
is valued around $22,000.
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I love you so much, mom.
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♪ I wish love was an easy song to write ♪
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♪ 'Cause I have pages worth of words,
That will not lie ♪
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♪ Your name will be the melody ♪
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♪ That's on my tongue ♪
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♪ Oh if love was a simple song ♪
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♪ There are no words
That have been written or been sung ♪
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♪ That my ears have heard
Or I've cheapened with my tongue ♪
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♪ That hold the weight of this
thing that we call love ♪
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♪ Oh love's not a simple song ♪
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♪ But my song's for you ♪
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♪ Though not pretty or poetic ♪
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♪ I hope you know it's true ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect in my ways ♪
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♪ And I let you down most days ♪
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♪ But know it's true ♪
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-♪ Darling I love you ♪
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-Babe?
-Yes?
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-It's time to go.
-No please.
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Babe, it's getting late.
Please come take me home.
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Listen, can you just
please spend the night?
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I have work, you are aware.
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Please babe.
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Listen, I agree, but it's
just so hard to see you go.
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-I'm gonna cry
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And it's okay baby.
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But you'll survive.
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-What if I don't survive?
-You will, you're a big boy.
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-What if I die before the morning?
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-I can't breathe without you, baby.
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Don't go.
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Please come back.
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Five more minutes, please.
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-Let's go.
-Five more minutes.
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You have to, you still have to drive back.
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Alright baby, let's go.
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Hey bro, how far?
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Hey guy, how far now? What's good?
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I'm fine my guy. What's up now?
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I'm okay.
Where are you like this?
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I am still in the office
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Office.
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Okay, you know what will happen?
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Can you stop by my place after work?
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Yeah. What's going on?
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Don't worry man,
when you come I'll tell you.
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Just stop by please
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-Okay bro.
-Alright man, see you soon.
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You said you have something to say, shoot.
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Guy relax now, won't you calm down?
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What do you mean "Relax, calm down?"
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I hightailed out of the office
to come here
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and you're saying calm down.
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Look, you said it was serious.
What's up? Shoot.
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Okay. Uhm
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I want to settle down.
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Don't laugh man, this guy.
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-He's laughing.
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I'm sorry man.
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You said you want to
settle down, meaning you want to marry?
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Wait, you're serious?
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One hundred percent bro.
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So who do you\Nwant to marry?
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What kind of stupid question is that?
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Who else? Chioma, of course.
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You're serious man?
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Guy, a hundred percent.
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My man.
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-Congratulations man.
-Thank you so much.
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-So you got my back?
-I got your back, man.
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-Cheers man!
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Going to work?
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Yes. I'm looking for my keys.
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Aren't you going to work?
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Nope. I got the day off.
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-Lucky you.
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-I know
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A secret?
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What secret?
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Have you seen my keys?
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Cynthia, why are you smiling?
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Are you hiding my keys?
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-No, of course not.
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-Have you checked your bag?
-No.
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-Who are you talking to?
-Oh, nobody.
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I mean, my friend.
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You're talking to your ex again.
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You need to stop selling
yourself short okay?
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Stop talking to this guy.
He doesn't deserve you.
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-Any man would be lucky to have you.
-Here we go again
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Do you understand?
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Yeah, well, I'm not
searching for just any man.
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I mean, it's hard out there.
It's tough, right?
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I mean, not everyone
can be as lucky as you
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to find such a perfect
gentleman like Nonso.
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I mean, he's only perfect
until he proposes.
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Why the hell hasn't he done that?
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I don't know, but I love him regardless.
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Aw! Look at you.
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Happy and in love.
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Whatever! We need to find
you your own amazing man soon.
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Definitely not one like that your ex.
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Wait, do you really always have to rub in
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my bad choices of men?
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Yes.
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Whatever.
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-Hey!
-Hi, how are you?
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I'm good.
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I'm so sorry I'm late.
The traffic was crazy.
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It is a problem for
anyone who doesn't know Lagos traffic.
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I know right?
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-Oh hey.
-Hey Cynthia.
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-Hi
-Hi.
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-How are you?
-I'm okay. How are you?
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I'm good.
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Great.
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Great.
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Jay?
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Hmm?
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Sorry! Your hand.
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Yeah.
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So guys,
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I'm going to ask Chioma to marry me.
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Oh my!
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It's beautiful.
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It is? Do you think she'll like it?
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Like it?
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Nah! I don't think she'll like it.
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-What? Why?
-What's wrong with it?
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Like, is it too small?
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It's not the cut she likes?
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It's… I don't know
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There's just…
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-Psych!
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Of course she'll love it.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Guy you calm down now.
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Chioma is not even here,
see how you're sweating.
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Where am I sweating? Please.
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-Is it your sweat?
-Clean your forehead.
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-Is it your sweat?
-Sorry, ah.
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-Alright, thank you.
-This is beautiful.
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Alright, cool. First hurdle, passed.
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Now, Chioma…
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is your best friend.
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Yeah.
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Do you, and I can handle the truth oh,
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Do you think she will say yes?
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What? Are you kidding?
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I mean Chioma dreams of you
and her wedding all day long.
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Of course she will say yes.
I mean, why wouldn't she?
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Okay.
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Okay, two down.
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Now the third thing is, proposal.
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I have absolutely no idea
in my head right now.
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-Well, I guess that's why we're here.
-Mmhm.
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Cool. Who wants to go first?
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-I have an idea.
-I was hoping
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-No, it's fine.
-I have an idea.
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-Go ahead.
-Okay.
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So check this yeah?
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You put an ad in a newspaper, hm?
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You put your name, you
put the proposal there
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and then you buy the newspaper.
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You give it to her to read it.
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You know, say, "Read the
ad for me" and all of that.
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She's reading it.
Of course she's not expecting to see that.
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But as she's reading,
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she's beginning to
realize it's the proposal.
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And then she'd be like, "Aww"
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and you'd be right behind her,
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on one knee, propose, boom!
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-What do you guys think?
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-Really?
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I'm sorry, I…
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Listen, your idea is beautiful.
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-It's nice.
-Thank you.
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But,
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What if someone that knows
her reads this publication
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before the actual proposal,
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and then calls her to congratulate her?
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Then what?
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-Have you though about that?
-He doesn't really think much to be fair.
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But you know what? It's fine.
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Nice try.
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Cynthia, please, I know
you're her best friend.
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I know you know her more
than anybody in this world.
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What do you think?
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[Nonso] How do you think she
likes to be proposed to?
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Honestly, I think simplicity, privacy.
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You should know this about her.
She just loves anything simple.
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I think something simple and
private would work just fine.
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Something like?
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Something like a private dinner at a lounge
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or at home. Yes. Here.
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Why didn't I think of that?
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-Dinner at home right?
-Yes!
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Dinner at home?
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-She'll love it.
-Yes! She's right.
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Of course I'm right.
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-Dinner at home.
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Hey, baby.
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Hi baby.
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What are you doing right now?
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I just got back from work.
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I'm trying to settle down.
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Okay.
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I was thinking, do you have
any plans for tomorrow night?
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Nope! Uuh! Do you have any plans for us?
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Well, I was thinking maybe
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We can have
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I don't know, dinner at my place.
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Oh! Who's cooking?
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Chef Nonso, of course.
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Ahh! That sounds so sexy.
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Okay, chef Nonso, may I place my order?
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Mm. Of course, I have my note out.
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Okay. I'd like you to
prepare my favorite soup.
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That's easy now, egusi?
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Yes. With a lot of stock fish.
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Okay. You know what, consider it done.
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Thank you.
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And for dessert, I'd like
us to play cuddle bugs.
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Hm! Cuddle bugs.
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Mmhm!
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280
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,350
Hey.
281
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,810
My man.
282
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,850
Look at you.
See guy, I got roses already, man.
283
00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:34,810
Ah, ah! Bro I know
284
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:38,730
But these are to be spread
from here to the dinning table.
285
00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:40,350
Don't you watch
chick flicks?
286
00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:42,430
Thank you man.
See I knew I should have involved you.
287
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,850
When this is done, we'll
talk about you and Cynthia.
288
00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:48,020
What'd you mean "Me and Cynthia"?
289
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,560
You think I didn't see how
you were holding her hand,
290
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,850
you nearly broke the girl's bone.
291
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:52,350
-My guy, You calm down.
-Lover boy.
292
00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:54,020
See who is calling
me out as lover boy
293
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:57,310
294
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,600
Where are you going?
295
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,680
Well, if you must know, there's a guy.
296
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,480
So we're meeting up.
297
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,600
So what? like a date?
298
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,520
Yeah, sort of, but not exactly.
299
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,730
Why won't you just say
it's a date instead of
300
00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:22,020
sort of and not exactly.
301
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,430
Because it's not exactly a date.
302
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,680
I, honey, you'll find out soon, alright?
303
00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:27,930
Alright.
304
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,100
Are you going out?
305
00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:32,730
Well, Nonso invited me over for dinner.
306
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,180
And he is cooking.
307
00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:36,980
-He's cooking?
-Yes.
308
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:39,430
Aw, men that cook, keeper.
309
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:43,480
But are you planning on wearing that?
310
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,730
Mmhm.
311
00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:48,230
It's horrible.
312
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:49,600
Stop, it's not horrible.
313
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,060
Babes, it is horrible.
314
00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:53,520
Yes!
315
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,600
-Its not bad.
-It's horrible.
316
00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:58,230
Hmm
317
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,520
Maybe my lucky red dress?
318
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,599
Perfect.
319
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,680
Oh, you look gorgeous in that dress.
320
00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:09,599
Oh my God! Take this off.
321
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:13,230
Heads up, I might not come back tonight.
322
00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:17,140
Okay. So it's about to go down.
323
00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:18,730
-No, it's not.
-Yes it is.
324
00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:19,770
Nothing is about to
325
00:17:19,849 --> 00:17:21,680
Oh yes it's about to go down.
326
00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:23,020
-Stop.
-Hmm
327
00:17:23,099 --> 00:17:24,099
I see.
328
00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:25,310
Hmm
329
00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:27,270
What's the look on your face?
330
00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:28,890
Oh, nothing.
331
00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,230
Just enjoy your night, darling.
332
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,810
-I'm serious, stop.
333
00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:33,430
And now she's shy?
334
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,930
335
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:45,730
336
00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:53,390
Hello?
337
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,180
Hello, Cynthia. How far are you?
338
00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:57,390
I'm on my way.
339
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,180
Okay, awesome.
340
00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:00,810
And what about Chioma?
341
00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:02,350
She's getting ready.
342
00:18:02,430 --> 00:18:04,890
Wait, does she suspect anything?
343
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:06,430
Huh, no.
344
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,980
She actually thinks I'm
going on a date.
345
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,770
I can't wait to
see the look on her face
346
00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:15,180
when she discovers that
you and her were both going
347
00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:18,060
to the same place.
348
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,350
I know. I can't wait too.
349
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:24,230
It's going to be so hilarious.
350
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,520
351
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,810
Or have you been the one
feeding her since?
352
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,810
353
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,350
Guy, it's perfect, right?
354
00:18:48,390 --> 00:18:51,850
My brother, it is.
355
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,270
What do you think?
356
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:03,060
Oh my! Wow!
357
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,850
This is absolutely breathtaking.
358
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,430
-Like it?
-Of course.
359
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,560
I mean, I love it.
360
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:13,180
Thank you.
361
00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:17,060
Oh no, you guys did an amazing job.
362
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:18,180
I'm impressed.
363
00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:19,770
Thank you so much.
364
00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:21,680
So tell me, did I miss anything?
365
00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:23,060
You missed a lot of work.
366
00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:25,680
-Oh, well that's fair enough.
367
00:19:25,770 --> 00:19:28,020
Oh no, this is absolutely beautiful.
368
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,520
Wait, you two actually\Ndid all this yourself
369
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,680
without no help?
370
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,430
-Yeah, we did.
-Both of us.
371
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,680
Aww!
372
00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:38,770
I think we should just switch this up.
373
00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:42,060
Have this here and have this.
374
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,810
Voila! Perfection.
375
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:47,930
Oh, I love it.
376
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,930
377
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,730
Okay.
378
00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:10,770
My man.
379
00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,430
-You're looking sharp.
380
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,100
-Nice one bro.
-Thank you.
381
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,850
Breathe, alright.
382
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:18,180
I think we should run,
383
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:20,230
we should just rehearse
the lines once more.
384
00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:21,270
-Perfect.
-That's a good idea.
385
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,180
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
386
00:20:22,270 --> 00:20:24,850
Come, sit!
387
00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:26,350
Let's rehearse.
388
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:30,810
So, do you have the…?
389
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:33,140
The script. The lines
390
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,520
Good.
391
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:37,890
-Wait.
-Alright.
392
00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,060
You've got this.
393
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:41,520
Confidence. You've got this.
394
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,230
She's sitting there.
395
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,730
-Go on, You got this.
396
00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,770
-Two years ago.
-She's not even here yet.
397
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,020
-You have it.
-Just get into it, alright?
398
00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:58,730
-Baby,
399
00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:00,600
Two years ago you captured my heart
400
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,310
By being…
401
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:07,020
By being exactly the way you are.
402
00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:12,390
You're the sweetest,
403
00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:14,560
The most caring,
404
00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:21,730
The nicest person that I have ever met.
405
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:28,230
And you've been with me through
the good, through the bad,
406
00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:33,430
and most especially when
I was mourning my mom.
407
00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:36,430
And,
408
00:21:38,390 --> 00:21:41,180
And you make me so happy.
409
00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:47,350
I enjoy spending every
minute with you and,
410
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,980
It's so bad that even some
days when I don't see you,
411
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,850
I start to get panic attacks.
412
00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:59,520
In essence, what…
413
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,350
What I'm trying to say is…
414
00:22:03,810 --> 00:22:06,640
what I'm trying to say, baby is ummm,
give me the line.
415
00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:07,680
[Jay] The moment has come.
416
00:22:07,770 --> 00:22:09,480
[Nonso] Thank you.
417
00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:11,890
The moment has come.
418
00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:19,020
The moment has come for
me to take this a step further and,
419
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:29,480
And I would like to ask you a
very… very important question.
420
00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:33,520
421
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,180
422
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,180
423
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,600
Chioma,
424
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:56,810
Will you marry me?
425
00:22:57,890 --> 00:23:00,100
And then at this
point she'd bring up her hand
426
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:01,810
-and she says, yes.
-Yes.
427
00:23:01,890 --> 00:23:04,480
-And then I
-What if she says, no?
428
00:23:06,430 --> 00:23:08,520
Wait, what?
429
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,060
Really?
430
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,680
Wait, is it possible that she'll say no?
431
00:23:11,770 --> 00:23:13,020
-Of course not.
-I'm joking.
432
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,310
-I'm joking.
-That's an expensive joke.
433
00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:16,640
Come on, calm down, bro. She will say yes.
434
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:17,640
-Ignore him.
-I'm sorry.
435
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,640
-She would say yes.
-Ignore him, alright?
436
00:23:19,730 --> 00:23:21,810
Get back down. She said, yes.
437
00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:22,810
I was just joking.
438
00:23:22,890 --> 00:23:24,730
-Continue.
-Continue.
439
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,890
So you're on your knees,
she says, yes.
440
00:23:29,850 --> 00:23:31,060
Alright. Then she says yes.
441
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:32,060
-Yes.
-Yes.
442
00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:33,310
And then I put it. What finger?
443
00:23:33,390 --> 00:23:34,980
-This one.
-This one.
444
00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:38,270
I'll put it in her finger and then
445
00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:39,350
Finger, yes.
446
00:23:39,430 --> 00:23:41,060
And that's our cue to come out.
447
00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:44,230
-Oh yes.
-Voila and surprise.
448
00:23:44,310 --> 00:23:46,680
And then you two live happily ever after.
449
00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:48,520
And that's it.
450
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,270
This is so sweet.
451
00:23:50,350 --> 00:23:51,520
I mean, it looks like a scene
452
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,520
in one of those fairy
tale movies, you know?
453
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,310
Oh God! When will I get
my own romantic man now?
454
00:23:57,390 --> 00:23:59,600
Ahah! You're disturbing God when I'm here?
455
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,390
-Calm down now.
-For your mind.
456
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,600
Wait! You guys please, please focus on me.
457
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,640
-Focus on me. Is everything okay?
-Of course
458
00:24:04,730 --> 00:24:05,980
-Of course. Perfect.
-Yes, yes, yes.
459
00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:06,930
Are you sure?
460
00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:08,930
You're ready.
461
00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:10,230
-I don't know the lines yet.
-But nothing.
462
00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:11,430
-You have it man.
-You have it.
463
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,310
-It comes from here.
464
00:24:14,390 --> 00:24:16,640
465
00:24:16,730 --> 00:24:18,100
Guys, guys, she's here.
466
00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:19,020
Breathe, breathe.
467
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,060
Calm down.
468
00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:23,230
-You're ready.
-Alright, you guys, go.
469
00:24:23,310 --> 00:24:24,930
-GO!.
-Okay, fine.
470
00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:26,350
Take your bag.
471
00:24:28,270 --> 00:24:30,430
You got this, alright?
472
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,890
Alright
473
00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:35,640
474
00:24:35,730 --> 00:24:37,850
475
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,060
Nonso stick to the plan
now. Why did you put?
476
00:24:44,140 --> 00:24:45,100
Damn!
477
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:53,560
Nonso, What are you doing?
478
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,270
Why did I put it in the soup?
479
00:24:58,350 --> 00:25:00,770
480
00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:21,140
Flowers? Thank you.
481
00:25:21,230 --> 00:25:23,430
482
00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:28,140
Oh my goodness! Baby!
483
00:25:31,270 --> 00:25:33,270
-Babe.
-You like?
484
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,140
I know I say this all the time,
but I have to say it again.
485
00:25:38,230 --> 00:25:39,640
Baby you are the best.
486
00:25:39,730 --> 00:25:41,810
-Sorry, I didn't hear you.
-You are the best.
487
00:25:41,890 --> 00:25:43,480
You have to say it louder.
488
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,560
-Nonso, you are the best.
489
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,480
490
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,980
I'm so happy you like it. Guess what?
491
00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:52,770
-What?
-There's more.
492
00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:55,810
493
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,430
I can't believe you did all this for me.
494
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,980
Oh, of course baby.
495
00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:20,680
You're so sweet.
496
00:26:27,180 --> 00:26:29,020
Here you go.
497
00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:30,350
Thanks.
498
00:26:31,930 --> 00:26:34,520
This is a lot of protein.
499
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,930
I know you like meat.
500
00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:37,430
I like meat.
501
00:26:42,930 --> 00:26:44,180
You cooked.
502
00:26:49,930 --> 00:26:53,270
Why are you staring at my plate so much?
503
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:55,100
Am I?
504
00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:57,560
Yes, you're
staring into my plate a lot.
505
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,520
-Sorry.
506
00:27:00,430 --> 00:27:02,390
-Are you sure that's enough meat?
-Yes.
507
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:03,680
Babe, stop.
508
00:27:04,850 --> 00:27:05,930
Okay.
509
00:27:25,930 --> 00:27:29,060
Yes.
510
00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:31,390
-Babe, stop doing that.
-Sorry.
511
00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:33,850
Say a prayer?
512
00:27:33,930 --> 00:27:35,180
-Yes.
-Yes?
513
00:27:36,810 --> 00:27:38,060
514
00:27:38,730 --> 00:27:39,890
515
00:27:41,890 --> 00:27:43,060
Father almighty.
516
00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:45,390
517
00:27:48,810 --> 00:27:50,850
Are you expecting anyone else?
518
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,430
No. I'm not.
519
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,600
I'm not.
520
00:27:57,230 --> 00:27:58,770
521
00:27:58,850 --> 00:28:00,480
Father Almighty we'd like
to thank you for this--
522
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,520
523
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,770
Maybe that's Jay. Right?
524
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,850
I'm pretty sure it's not
Jay because he's in my room
525
00:28:12,930 --> 00:28:15,060
-Hm?
-Hm?
526
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,640
-Did you say something?
-I said you're beautiful baby.
527
00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:19,850
Oh babe stop it.
528
00:28:19,930 --> 00:28:21,980
-Let me go see who that is.
-Okay.
529
00:28:24,230 --> 00:28:26,810
-Go!
530
00:28:27,890 --> 00:28:29,480
I'll wait for you.
531
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,560
532
00:28:47,390 --> 00:28:52,060
533
00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,180
Huh?
534
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,230
Hey handsome?
535
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,100
Bisi, what are you doing here?
536
00:29:03,180 --> 00:29:05,560
Okay, it's kind of like a long story.
537
00:29:07,230 --> 00:29:09,640
I got into an argument with my roommate
538
00:29:09,730 --> 00:29:12,060
and it almost led to
like a physical fight.
539
00:29:12,140 --> 00:29:13,430
So I just wanted to leave the house
540
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,730
so that things could calm down.
541
00:29:15,810 --> 00:29:18,980
And I just wanted to spend the night here.
542
00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:22,730
Listen, you cannot
stay here tonight, okay?
543
00:29:22,810 --> 00:29:24,060
Ah, Nonso please now.
544
00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:26,140
Stop shouting.
545
00:29:26,230 --> 00:29:29,850
No. You can't stay here tonight.
This is a bad time.
546
00:29:29,930 --> 00:29:31,390
Nonso, please now.
547
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,430
I'll stay on the couch. Please!
548
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,390
-and I'll leave in the morning.
-You cannot stay here tonight,
549
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,890
See, tonight is the worst night.
550
00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:40,560
Why didn't you call me or something?
You just burst in my house.
551
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,520
I wanted to call you,
but I knew you were going to say no.
552
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,930
-Please now, Nonso?
-Listen, you were right.
553
00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:48,770
I am saying no and there is no way
that you can stay here tonight.
554
00:29:48,850 --> 00:29:51,480
Why don't you just go and get
like a hotel or something?
555
00:29:52,270 --> 00:29:54,270
I don't have any money.
556
00:29:54,350 --> 00:29:55,810
You never have money.
557
00:29:55,890 --> 00:29:57,520
You know what? Just
558
00:30:02,850 --> 00:30:05,770
See, take.
559
00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:07,390
It looks like Nonso is broke too.
560
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,930
I'm not broke, I just don't have
any cash with me right now.
561
00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:12,930
Then give me an ATM card now.
Nonso, come on now.
562
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,520
Why don't you just
become an armed robber now?
563
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,730
-Come on, see.
-Baby, it's fine.
564
00:30:17,810 --> 00:30:21,020
565
00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:23,770
-See what you have caused now?
-It's fine.
566
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,560
Bisi!
567
00:30:29,850 --> 00:30:31,980
Hello boyfriend snatcher.
568
00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:33,600
Bisi!
569
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,560
We both know I did not snatch him.
570
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,890
You abandoned him when
he needed you the most
571
00:30:39,980 --> 00:30:43,020
and that was when I found my baby.
572
00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,600
573
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:45,810
Listen
574
00:30:45,890 --> 00:30:48,390
Babe, you can let her in. It's fine.
575
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,640
Are you sure?
576
00:30:49,730 --> 00:30:50,730
Babe, are you sure?
577
00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:55,770
She's staying for just
the night on the couch. Right?
578
00:31:03,810 --> 00:31:04,930
Sorry baby.
579
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,100
Can I enter now?
580
00:31:07,180 --> 00:31:11,230
581
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,520
This is serious
582
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,640
What's the occasion?
583
00:31:28,770 --> 00:31:32,390
It's not even fine.
See how the house decorated poorly.
584
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,770
Rubbish!
585
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,770
-Who was that?
586
00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:41,100
Bisi is here.
587
00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:43,600
588
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:44,850
Who is Bisi?
589
00:31:44,930 --> 00:31:46,850
His gold digging ex-girlfriend.
590
00:31:46,930 --> 00:31:49,560
What? And you let her in?
591
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,810
I tried to stop her, but it
was Chioma that intervened.
592
00:31:52,890 --> 00:31:54,480
Oh Lord! Men!
593
00:32:01,850 --> 00:32:04,480
594
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,100
So guy how do I deal with this now?
595
00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:08,060
Guy, I don't know.
596
00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:09,600
Jay, come on.
597
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,680
Okay fine. Look,
598
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,770
first of all, you
have to go out there and--
599
00:32:16,850 --> 00:32:19,680
And propose to Chioma with
Bisi right there, right?
600
00:32:19,770 --> 00:32:20,810
Right?
601
00:32:20,890 --> 00:32:24,230
Right, that would be awkward.
602
00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:40,310
603
00:32:40,390 --> 00:32:41,430
Ah!
604
00:32:42,770 --> 00:32:43,850
605
00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:47,520
I will not lie to you
606
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,180
This your soup is really sweet. You tried.
607
00:32:50,270 --> 00:32:51,930
Nice one. You tried.
608
00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:57,770
Actually Nonso did the cooking.
609
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,850
-Mmhm?
-Yes.
610
00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:03,310
This is serious
611
00:33:03,390 --> 00:33:04,980
Nonso didn't do all this
one when I was with him.
612
00:33:05,060 --> 00:33:08,430
He didn't treat me like
this when I was with him.
613
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,350
-Aren't you lucky?
-Yes. I am.
614
00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:15,890
Well, so was I until I became his ex.
615
00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:23,270
Well, that's too bad for
you though, but not for me.
616
00:33:27,350 --> 00:33:28,930
Let me tell you something.
617
00:33:29,890 --> 00:33:31,560
618
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,560
Better enjoy it while it lasts.
619
00:33:35,350 --> 00:33:39,980
I definitely will, because I
believe it will last forever.
620
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,430
See, you can keep telling yourself that.
621
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,020
But you and I we both know that nothing,
622
00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:49,600
in fact, love does not last forever.
623
00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:57,230
You know how they say what
you believe works for you?
624
00:33:57,810 --> 00:34:03,640
I believe Nonso and I are
going to last forever.
625
00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,930
626
00:34:07,930 --> 00:34:10,520
It's people like you that
will say love lasts forever,
627
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,020
later now you will go back on twitter
628
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:14,520
And be tweeting "Men are scum",
"Scum is shit", "Love is bastard"
629
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,020
"Man is rubbish"
630
00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:17,679
Nonsense!
Be deceiving yourself.
631
00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:21,020
632
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:23,350
Sweetheart, I obviously don't understand
633
00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:28,270
what you just said, but I
can tell you for a fact,
634
00:34:28,350 --> 00:34:32,230
you're just jealous because I have Nonso.
635
00:34:32,310 --> 00:34:36,230
Eh? Me? Jealous?
636
00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:38,600
My dear, you can have
him, I dash him to you.
637
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:41,270
You can take him, eat
him, I gift him to you.
638
00:34:41,350 --> 00:34:43,310
Look, let me tell you something,
639
00:34:43,389 --> 00:34:48,310
I was always more interested
in his money than love.
640
00:34:48,889 --> 00:34:51,350
641
00:34:51,429 --> 00:34:56,270
Guy, why would you even
put the ring inside the soup?
642
00:34:56,350 --> 00:34:59,930
I don't know where I
got that stupid idea from.
643
00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:03,100
644
00:35:03,180 --> 00:35:04,600
Ah!
645
00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:06,640
The ring!
646
00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:09,430
647
00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:18,180
Babe, I was about to come look for you.
648
00:35:18,270 --> 00:35:21,100
I was doing number two.
649
00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:22,770
Dirty Man
650
00:35:22,850 --> 00:35:25,310
So I see that you've
suddenly become Mr. romantic.
651
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:29,600
For this one, I would give the universe,
652
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,560
the skies and the stars.
653
00:35:36,770 --> 00:35:38,890
-I love you baby.
-I love you.
654
00:35:38,980 --> 00:35:40,390
I love you more.
655
00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:42,480
656
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,520
657
00:35:46,850 --> 00:35:49,600
Oh my goodness.
658
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:56,480
You know this is going to
be longer than I expected.
659
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,100
I know right?
660
00:36:01,810 --> 00:36:05,100
661
00:36:06,180 --> 00:36:07,480
What?
662
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,640
Why are you staring at me?
663
00:36:09,730 --> 00:36:13,020
I was actually staring
at the painting behind you.
664
00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:19,890
665
00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,140
Of course.
666
00:36:26,930 --> 00:36:28,520
It's beautiful.
667
00:36:29,430 --> 00:36:32,100
Well, not as beautiful as you.
668
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,680
You know what? I think
I should check up on them.
669
00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:55,430
You're still not staring?
670
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,100
671
00:37:00,310 --> 00:37:02,930
672
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,310
What are you doing?
673
00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:14,560
Umm!
674
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,980
I was just…
675
00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:18,060
looking for tripe.
676
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:23,850
Babe, there's tripe in your plate
677
00:37:26,230 --> 00:37:28,810
-Oh.
-Yeah.
678
00:37:28,890 --> 00:37:31,850
-I didn't even see it.
679
00:37:34,270 --> 00:37:35,810
680
00:37:35,890 --> 00:37:37,730
681
00:37:37,810 --> 00:37:38,850
I'm sure she's fine.
682
00:37:38,930 --> 00:37:42,060
683
00:37:42,140 --> 00:37:45,270
I think I swallowed something.
I swallowed.
684
00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:46,560
-She's okay.
-I swallowed something.
685
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:50,390
Here, have some water. Have some water.
686
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,850
The ring.
687
00:37:52,930 --> 00:37:54,060
Bisi!
688
00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:55,930
listen to me. Come with me.
689
00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:58,390
Bisi, come with me now, okay.
690
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,140
Bisi, come with me right now.
691
00:38:01,230 --> 00:38:02,390
-Drink some water
692
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,890
Trust me, she's fine baby.
693
00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:07,100
-Come with me. Come.
694
00:38:12,270 --> 00:38:15,680
What is it?
What now, Ahh!
695
00:38:15,770 --> 00:38:17,480
Do you want to injure me?
Why did you drag me here?
696
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,350
Listen okay, just listen to me.
697
00:38:20,430 --> 00:38:23,560
I was going to propose to Chioma today,
698
00:38:24,140 --> 00:38:27,560
but then you swallowed
the engagement ring.
699
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:28,640
Huh?
700
00:38:29,430 --> 00:38:32,310
Nonso. Please in the name
of God, tell me you're joking?
701
00:38:32,390 --> 00:38:34,810
I'm not joking.
Listen, I was going to propose to her
702
00:38:34,890 --> 00:38:37,600
and then she came
unexpectedly and I got nervous
703
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,680
and I mistakenly put the ring in the soup.
704
00:38:39,770 --> 00:38:41,020
But then I thought, okay,
705
00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:42,180
when she's eating
706
00:38:42,270 --> 00:38:44,180
I can use that one to
just propose to her and then
707
00:38:44,270 --> 00:38:45,520
Ah, am I going to die?
708
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,100
No you're not gonna die, Bisi.
709
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,930
What if the ring goes
and tears my intestine
710
00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:51,230
Can you stop with the drama.
You've started again.
711
00:38:51,310 --> 00:38:53,810
Hey God!
712
00:38:53,890 --> 00:38:55,180
Wait.
713
00:38:55,270 --> 00:38:58,520
Nonso, so in other words,
in other words,
714
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,270
your ring is in my stomach?
715
00:39:00,350 --> 00:39:03,810
First of all, none
of this would have happened
716
00:39:03,890 --> 00:39:06,430
if you did not show up
here uninvited, Bisi.
717
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,640
What kind of a foolish person
even puts a ring inside soup?
718
00:39:09,730 --> 00:39:11,890
That's the dumbest, most stupid, craziest,
719
00:39:11,980 --> 00:39:13,600
daftest, idioticest
720
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,020
Listen to me. You know
what's going to happen now?
721
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:18,560
What's gonna happen now is that
we're gonna go back in,
722
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,230
you're going to smile
like nothing happened.
723
00:39:21,310 --> 00:39:24,560
And then later on,
724
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,350
later on…
725
00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:29,180
I would go and get you
laxative so that you can.
726
00:39:29,270 --> 00:39:30,680
Can do what?
727
00:39:30,770 --> 00:39:32,560
So that you can shit it out.
728
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,020
Hehehe
729
00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:37,640
Nonso, wait.
730
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,180
You will wait for me to shit?
731
00:39:42,270 --> 00:39:45,140
-Yes. That's a great idea.
732
00:39:45,230 --> 00:39:46,980
Nonso will not kill me.
733
00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:49,600
Then you will now use that shit ring,
734
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,600
A shit ring to propose to your girlfriend?
735
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,930
It is not a shit ring,
it is an expensive ring
736
00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:55,930
and I'm not stupid.
737
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,560
Of course I will disinfect
it before I give it to her.
738
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,390
Shut up. How much is the ring
that you are making noise?
739
00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:04,600
It cost a lot. Forget about that.
740
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:05,640
"Cost a lot."
741
00:40:05,730 --> 00:40:07,140
How much is a lot that
you want to stress me.
742
00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:08,310
Did they tell you I want to purge.
743
00:40:08,390 --> 00:40:09,980
See, listen, okay. That's not important.
744
00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:11,430
What's important is the fact
that my girlfriend's ring
745
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,350
is inside your stomach right now.
Forget about how much.
746
00:40:13,430 --> 00:40:15,730
Mr, Please talk!
How much is your ring?
747
00:40:15,810 --> 00:40:18,060
I can buy it for you. I can give you
748
00:40:18,140 --> 00:40:19,430
You can't give me the money.
749
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,810
You can give me $22,000?
750
00:40:20,890 --> 00:40:22,430
Huh?
751
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,890
$22,000?
752
00:40:25,730 --> 00:40:26,560
Shut up.
753
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,270
754
00:40:28,350 --> 00:40:29,930
755
00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:30,890
756
00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:31,980
Slap me again.
757
00:40:32,060 --> 00:40:35,140
758
00:40:51,810 --> 00:40:53,600
Babe, what are you looking at?
759
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,020
It's nothing.
760
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:03,430
So what are you hiding?
761
00:41:04,180 --> 00:41:05,730
It's nothing. What's up?
762
00:41:05,810 --> 00:41:07,270
Show me your hands.
763
00:41:07,350 --> 00:41:08,310
There's nothing in my hands.
764
00:41:08,390 --> 00:41:12,060
Let me see please.
Please, Let me see. What are you hiding?
765
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,980
Oh my God. Is that for me?
766
00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:18,680
No. Not yet.
767
00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:19,890
Not yet.
768
00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:22,350
Is this one crazy?
769
00:41:22,430 --> 00:41:24,430
Okay, can I see it?
770
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,560
-Bisi.
-Please bring it, let me look at it
771
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,980
Babe! It's so beautiful.
772
00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:33,850
And it looks like really expensive.
773
00:41:33,930 --> 00:41:36,180
Of course it's expensive.
774
00:41:36,270 --> 00:41:39,850
This is the kind of ring
you sell when you are broke.
775
00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:41,390
And use the money to solve yours problems
776
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,060
777
00:41:45,730 --> 00:41:47,480
Okay. So when are you proposing to me?
778
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,100
No, or better still, when
are we getting married?
779
00:41:51,180 --> 00:41:54,350
Adebisi Oladipupo, can you slow down?
780
00:41:55,310 --> 00:41:57,310
Slow down?
781
00:41:57,390 --> 00:41:58,430
For what?
782
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,560
I need to call my best friend
so we can start planning.
783
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,850
Can you just cut the crap?
784
00:42:02,930 --> 00:42:03,850
You see that I'm mourning my mom
785
00:42:03,930 --> 00:42:05,600
and you're here talking
about an engagement.
786
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,060
As in, are that insensitive?
787
00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:09,810
Don't you have any respect for the dead?
788
00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:15,520
Okay. So what's gonna happen to the ring?
789
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:16,980
Give me my ring please.
790
00:42:20,430 --> 00:42:22,640
You know what? It's okay.
791
00:42:22,730 --> 00:42:24,480
Continue to mourn your mommy.
792
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,560
I'm done. Rubbish!
793
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,730
Unfortunate person,
look at him, big head.
794
00:42:29,810 --> 00:42:31,390
795
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,890
Wait,
796
00:42:34,770 --> 00:42:38,430
Is this the diamond ring
that your late mom gave you?
797
00:42:41,230 --> 00:42:42,350
Yes, it is.
798
00:42:42,430 --> 00:42:46,770
Ah! Nonso I swear to God you're wicked.
799
00:42:49,350 --> 00:42:50,770
How am I wicked?
800
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,850
Nonso, I dated you for five years.
801
00:42:53,930 --> 00:42:55,230
Here we go again.
802
00:42:55,310 --> 00:42:57,560
Five solid years, and you didn't think
803
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,480
I was good enough for
you to give me this ring,
804
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:01,680
but she's worth it?
805
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:06,020
I never said that you
were not good enough, Bisi.
806
00:43:06,930 --> 00:43:08,230
Okay.
807
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:11,230
I was good enough, but
you didn't deem it fit
808
00:43:11,310 --> 00:43:13,180
to give me the ring.
809
00:43:13,270 --> 00:43:15,180
What, is it because
she's Igbo and I'm Yoruba?
810
00:43:15,270 --> 00:43:16,310
Don't bring tribe into it.
811
00:43:16,390 --> 00:43:19,100
Listen Bisi, this has
nothing to do with tribe.
812
00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:21,430
Me and you we tried and it didn't work out
813
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:22,850
and I moved on period.
814
00:43:22,930 --> 00:43:26,350
Okay. You moved on, period.
815
00:43:27,180 --> 00:43:28,600
That's nice to know.
816
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,850
Well, guess what Nonso?
817
00:43:30,930 --> 00:43:33,640
I think it's time for me too to move on.
818
00:43:33,730 --> 00:43:36,100
819
00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:37,980
820
00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:40,730
Wait, come to think of it,
821
00:43:40,810 --> 00:43:43,890
I wasted five years with you,
you did not give me this ring,
822
00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:48,060
but my God above, the one true living God
823
00:43:48,140 --> 00:43:51,890
that I cry to in the
wilderness has done it
824
00:43:51,980 --> 00:43:56,180
that this ring circled
it's way back to me.
825
00:43:59,980 --> 00:44:02,600
Nonso, thank you very much.
826
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:03,640
Thank you very much.
827
00:44:03,730 --> 00:44:05,350
I think it's time for me to also move on.
828
00:44:05,430 --> 00:44:07,930
Let me leave with my ring.
829
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,230
Bisi, come now.
830
00:44:09,310 --> 00:44:11,180
What do you mean by you're leaving?
What do you mean by that?
831
00:44:11,270 --> 00:44:13,930
Get away with your nonsense. Get out
832
00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,770
What's all this rubbish?
Saying Bisi come
833
00:44:15,850 --> 00:44:16,770
Come and do what?
834
00:44:16,850 --> 00:44:19,600
It will not be well
with you, unfortunate person
835
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,520
Bisi where are you--
836
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,350
-Get out.
-Come back here, man.
837
00:44:22,430 --> 00:44:24,640
-Bisi!
-God has done it for me.
838
00:44:24,730 --> 00:44:26,890
I'm leaving please, Get out.\NLet me leave this place.
839
00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:29,270
-Nonso.
840
00:44:29,350 --> 00:44:32,520
Nonso, what's going on?
841
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,480
Babe, listen, I will
explain to you later, but don't get angry.
842
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,390
Nonso get out of my way let me go.
843
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,100
Nonso please, let her leave.
844
00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:40,600
No.
Listen babe, I will explain to you later,
845
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,480
but she can't go anywhere.
846
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:43,730
-It's getting crazy.
-I will explain to you later,
847
00:44:43,810 --> 00:44:45,350
but she can't go anywhere, babe.
848
00:44:45,430 --> 00:44:46,560
See, I'm telling him to let me go
849
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,600
-he's not allowing me.
-Nonso stop being so aggressive.
850
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,770
Can you let her go?
851
00:44:50,390 --> 00:44:52,230
Nonso if you don't
let her go, I'll leave.
852
00:44:52,310 --> 00:44:55,060
Babe I'm sorry, I will
explain to you later, please.
853
00:44:55,140 --> 00:44:57,390
-Chioma, wait please.
-She is leaving.
854
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:58,390
-Stay here.
-Stay where?
855
00:44:58,480 --> 00:44:59,310
Stay here.
856
00:44:59,390 --> 00:45:01,310
-Chioma! Stay here.
857
00:45:03,020 --> 00:45:03,850
Chioma.
858
00:45:03,930 --> 00:45:06,100
Something is wrong with
you. Where is my bag?
859
00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:07,390
860
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,230
So we're just supposed to stay here
and not do anything?
861
00:45:09,310 --> 00:45:10,770
-Yes.
-What do you mean "yes"?
862
00:45:10,850 --> 00:45:11,980
For now.
863
00:45:12,060 --> 00:45:13,890
864
00:45:13,980 --> 00:45:15,980
if he needs us, he will call us.
865
00:45:16,060 --> 00:45:17,310
I think they need us
866
00:45:17,390 --> 00:45:18,680
Wait!
867
00:45:18,770 --> 00:45:20,600
Bisi is crazy. You don't know Bisi.
868
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:21,980
That girl is madness.
869
00:45:22,060 --> 00:45:23,730
-Oh I'm madness too.
-Girl.
870
00:45:23,810 --> 00:45:26,930
871
00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:28,890
Rubbish! Nonsense!
872
00:45:28,980 --> 00:45:31,810
873
00:45:31,890 --> 00:45:33,680
Uhn uhn
874
00:45:41,310 --> 00:45:44,140
875
00:45:44,230 --> 00:45:45,430
876
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,480
Babe, wait!
877
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,770
Babe, please.
878
00:45:49,850 --> 00:45:53,980
Nonso! Open this door please.
879
00:45:54,060 --> 00:45:56,270
Which kind of rubbish is this now?
880
00:45:56,350 --> 00:45:57,230
Nonso.
881
00:45:57,310 --> 00:45:58,770
Baby let me explain. I can explain.
882
00:45:58,850 --> 00:46:00,310
Explain what?
883
00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:01,480
That you're still sleeping with your ex?
884
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,770
No!
885
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,020
886
00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:09,100
Um, what?
887
00:46:09,180 --> 00:46:11,020
-Babe listen okay,
888
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:12,560
It is not what you think.
889
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,770
I promise you that it can never be that.
890
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,680
I met you two years ago and
you've been nothing but amazing.
891
00:46:21,770 --> 00:46:22,680
Alright?
892
00:46:22,770 --> 00:46:26,850
You've captivated my heart
with your compassion,
893
00:46:26,930 --> 00:46:30,850
with your love, with your kindness.
894
00:46:30,930 --> 00:46:34,230
And oh now, this is not how
I planned to do this speech.
895
00:46:34,810 --> 00:46:36,180
What speech?
896
00:46:37,270 --> 00:46:41,310
Listen, the thing is, since
I met you two years ago,
897
00:46:43,020 --> 00:46:44,100
Since I met you two years ago,
898
00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:47,390
you've shown me love in a way
that I've never experienced.
899
00:46:48,350 --> 00:46:53,060
You've captivated my heart
with your compassion,
900
00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:55,680
with your kindness, with…
901
00:46:55,770 --> 00:46:57,390
Oh No! I've forgotten my speech.
902
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,430
What speech?
903
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,810
Listen Chioma Amadi, what I'm
trying to say to you is that
904
00:47:01,890 --> 00:47:03,430
you've made me complete in a way
905
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,350
that I didn't think was humanly possible.
906
00:47:07,230 --> 00:47:09,310
-When we're together,
907
00:47:09,390 --> 00:47:11,770
I feel like we're whole.
908
00:47:13,060 --> 00:47:16,430
And I want to spend the
rest of my life with you.
909
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:20,270
I want to see you in the
morning when I wake up,
910
00:47:20,350 --> 00:47:24,930
and I want you to be by my
side at night before I sleep.
911
00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:27,060
And, I know everything
might sound a little bit
912
00:47:27,140 --> 00:47:31,180
munched up together, but what
I'm trying to ask you is,
913
00:47:31,270 --> 00:47:32,770
would you marry me?
914
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:34,850
915
00:47:41,350 --> 00:47:42,680
What?
916
00:47:42,770 --> 00:47:45,350
Yes. Would you be my wife?
917
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,930
918
00:47:57,890 --> 00:47:59,600
-Is that a yes?
-Yes.
919
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,390
920
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,180
-Your make up is all over my face
-I know
921
00:48:07,310 --> 00:48:08,600
Yes!
922
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,560
This is the part where
you put the ring baby.
923
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,520
The ring.
924
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,520
925
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,980
Okay. So, um, the thing about it is like,
926
00:48:18,060 --> 00:48:20,390
there's a ring, you know, but
927
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:21,810
Where is it?
928
00:48:21,890 --> 00:48:24,680
Babe, I have the most
beautiful ring for you,
929
00:48:24,770 --> 00:48:26,890
but right now it's not with me.
930
00:48:26,980 --> 00:48:28,140
So where is it?
931
00:48:28,230 --> 00:48:29,890
-Where baby?
932
00:48:29,980 --> 00:48:31,560
-You love me, right?
-Yes.
933
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,270
Okay. Um.
934
00:48:34,350 --> 00:48:36,140
Bisi swallowed it
935
00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:39,430
Wait, what?
936
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:55,230
937
00:48:55,810 --> 00:48:58,140
Neighbors!
938
00:48:58,230 --> 00:49:00,180
Hey, God. This guy.
939
00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:01,390
Help!
940
00:49:03,310 --> 00:49:06,060
He kidnapped me, help!
941
00:49:06,140 --> 00:49:07,180
Help.
942
00:49:08,060 --> 00:49:10,140
Nonso, open this door please. Ahh
943
00:49:10,230 --> 00:49:13,390
944
00:49:36,020 --> 00:49:37,140
-What do you think you're doing?
945
00:49:37,230 --> 00:49:38,350
946
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,560
Where did these ones
come out from?
947
00:49:57,180 --> 00:49:59,930
So Cynthia was aware of the
whole plan from the beginning?
948
00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:03,730
-Yes, I admit Cynthia, Jay,
-Wow.
949
00:50:03,810 --> 00:50:06,770
they both helped me plan the whole thing.
950
00:50:06,850 --> 00:50:10,730
What's so amazing is
she did not drop one hint.
951
00:50:10,810 --> 00:50:12,480
I had no idea.
952
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:15,770
I would be surprised if
she gave you a hint though.
953
00:50:15,850 --> 00:50:19,560
Well, well that also means she can lie
954
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:20,730
and get away with it.
955
00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:22,680
Relax.
956
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,060
But Babe for real, the ring,
957
00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:29,350
what's going to happen?
958
00:50:29,430 --> 00:50:31,060
Okay. So
959
00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:35,270
I'm gonna get Jay to go to the pharmacy
960
00:50:35,350 --> 00:50:38,140
to get some laxatives to give Bisi
961
00:50:38,230 --> 00:50:40,890
so that she can get it out.
962
00:50:43,230 --> 00:50:44,390
Wait, what?
963
00:50:45,270 --> 00:50:48,930
Babe, are you really trying to give me
964
00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:50,520
the ring she poops out?
965
00:50:51,230 --> 00:50:53,430
Yeah. So what were you expecting?
966
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:54,930
What do you want me to do?
967
00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:57,020
Umm, I don't know.
968
00:50:57,100 --> 00:51:00,180
I was thinking maybe we
forget that one in her stomach
969
00:51:00,270 --> 00:51:02,730
and get me a new one.
970
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:09,770
Listen babe, that ring has
so much sentimental value to me
971
00:51:09,850 --> 00:51:13,890
because my mom gave it
to me before she passed.
972
00:51:13,980 --> 00:51:17,480
I wanted to give it to you
because it's special to me.
973
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,770
Babe.
974
00:51:20,060 --> 00:51:22,100
You're so sweet.
975
00:51:27,230 --> 00:51:28,060
I love you.
976
00:51:28,140 --> 00:51:29,310
I said it first.
977
00:51:29,390 --> 00:51:30,640
I said it first.
978
00:51:30,730 --> 00:51:34,730
979
00:51:58,100 --> 00:52:01,020
980
00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:13,480
So, what's the plan?
981
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:20,600
The instruction says one pill per dose.
982
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:21,810
Yeah.
983
00:52:21,890 --> 00:52:22,930
But
984
00:52:23,930 --> 00:52:24,810
But what?
985
00:52:26,350 --> 00:52:28,810
I'm going to give her two or three.
986
00:52:29,430 --> 00:52:31,770
-Why now?
-What do you mean "Why now"?
987
00:52:31,850 --> 00:52:34,810
For fast and furious quick action.
988
00:52:34,890 --> 00:52:37,810
989
00:52:42,350 --> 00:52:43,390
Shh.
990
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,390
Here you go. Laxatives.
991
00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:57,430
"Here you go"
Mad man!
992
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,180
You know I'm not going
to take that, right?
993
00:52:59,270 --> 00:53:00,310
And you can't force me.
994
00:53:00,390 --> 00:53:03,640
Bisi, you need to take the laxative
so you shit my ring out.
995
00:53:03,730 --> 00:53:05,930
-It's my ring.
-Come and make me shit it now.
996
00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:07,850
Babe, wait.
997
00:53:07,930 --> 00:53:09,390
Babe wait, babe wait.
998
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,810
She'll take it. You have to take it.
999
00:53:10,890 --> 00:53:13,230
Listen, I got this.
I got this. I got this.
1000
00:53:13,310 --> 00:53:14,810
Listen, Bisi.
1001
00:53:14,890 --> 00:53:16,230
-Just relax.
-My ring.
1002
00:53:16,310 --> 00:53:18,600
There are two ways you
can go about this, okay?
1003
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:19,980
You can do this the easy way,
1004
00:53:20,060 --> 00:53:22,060
which is you take this
laxatives right now.
1005
00:53:22,140 --> 00:53:25,140
You go into that toilet,
you shit out my ring
1006
00:53:25,230 --> 00:53:26,850
and then we all live happily ever after.
1007
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,980
Or the hard way is that
I will call the police,
1008
00:53:31,060 --> 00:53:33,560
I will let them know that
you broke into my house.
1009
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,270
-You harassed me and my fiance.
-Thief.
1010
00:53:36,350 --> 00:53:38,480
You stole my engagement ring
1011
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:39,560
and you don't want to shit it out.
1012
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,020
Trust me, they will arrest you.
1013
00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:42,730
But you know that that's a lie now.
1014
00:53:42,810 --> 00:53:44,270
I'll just claim innocence, please.
1015
00:53:44,350 --> 00:53:46,310
Don't lie against me,
please in God's name.
1016
00:53:47,060 --> 00:53:49,480
You know that at the end of the day
it's going to be your word against mine.
1017
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,640
Ours!
1018
00:53:50,730 --> 00:53:54,980
1019
00:54:07,810 --> 00:54:10,310
-Four?
-You don't even know anything yet.
1020
00:54:10,390 --> 00:54:12,230
That's what it says.
1021
00:54:13,270 --> 00:54:14,680
We don't have time please.
1022
00:54:14,770 --> 00:54:16,600
Will you keep quiet?
1023
00:54:17,310 --> 00:54:18,980
Hmm
1024
00:54:19,060 --> 00:54:22,230
1025
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:25,560
1026
00:54:26,310 --> 00:54:27,390
What if I don't shit the ring?
1027
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,100
-Hey!
-Swallow!
1028
00:54:29,180 --> 00:54:32,560
1029
00:54:38,310 --> 00:54:39,310
1030
00:54:47,310 --> 00:54:49,560
Hope you are happy now?
Mad people
1031
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:50,680
Shit the ring.
1032
00:54:50,770 --> 00:54:54,390
You too will collect a shit ring?
1033
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:55,980
1034
00:54:58,770 --> 00:55:00,140
If I'm thinking correctly.
1035
00:55:00,230 --> 00:55:02,980
1036
00:55:04,270 --> 00:55:05,560
Okay.
1037
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,560
Guy, what is a baby's
potty doing in your house?
1038
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,020
See, remember my niece
was here in December, right?
1039
00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:13,310
They forgot this and some
other kiddies stuff there.
1040
00:55:13,390 --> 00:55:15,980
Yes, but what exactly do
you want to do with this?
1041
00:55:17,310 --> 00:55:20,270
1042
00:55:20,350 --> 00:55:22,560
Oh shit!
1043
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,020
Exactly. Now hold this.
1044
00:55:26,180 --> 00:55:28,140
Hope this works.
1045
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,560
1046
00:55:33,980 --> 00:55:37,430
1047
00:55:39,930 --> 00:55:41,230
Bisi!
1048
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,350
Bisi you can come in now.
1049
00:55:49,270 --> 00:55:51,560
All right, here you go.
1050
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,600
Take now.
1051
00:55:56,810 --> 00:55:58,890
Nonso, It is like you are mad.
1052
00:55:58,980 --> 00:56:01,810
Something is wrong with you.
1053
00:56:01,890 --> 00:56:04,770
Wait, you want me to use baby potty?
1054
00:56:04,850 --> 00:56:06,270
Baby potty?
1055
00:56:06,350 --> 00:56:08,350
-How?
-Where else do you want to use?
1056
00:56:08,430 --> 00:56:09,640
No, do you want to do it here
1057
00:56:09,730 --> 00:56:12,230
and then go into the sewers
to look for the ring?
1058
00:56:12,310 --> 00:56:13,600
-Please hurry up.
1059
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,230
Nonso, it's like you've forgotten.
1060
00:56:15,310 --> 00:56:16,600
You've forgotten I have a big butt.
1061
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:19,100
Like, look at. It's
like you have forgotten.
1062
00:56:20,350 --> 00:56:22,180
You can't remember right?
you can't remember.
1063
00:56:22,270 --> 00:56:24,770
How am I supposed to use this big butt
to sit down on this small potty?
1064
00:56:24,850 --> 00:56:26,560
1065
00:56:27,270 --> 00:56:28,600
I can't use this thing.
1066
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:29,980
I'm not using this potty.
1067
00:56:30,060 --> 00:56:31,810
-Yes, you are.
-I'm not.
1068
00:56:31,890 --> 00:56:33,270
-Bisi, yes, you are.
-I said I'm not.
1069
00:56:33,350 --> 00:56:35,350
Bisi, yes you are. Hurry up.
1070
00:56:35,430 --> 00:56:37,810
I can't use this thing.
Nonso, I can't use this rubbish.
1071
00:56:37,890 --> 00:56:39,270
1072
00:56:39,350 --> 00:56:41,730
You see? It looks like it's go time.
Please hurry up.
1073
00:56:41,810 --> 00:56:44,100
1074
00:56:45,730 --> 00:56:47,350
Excuse me and do this thing, please.
1075
00:56:56,930 --> 00:56:58,810
This boy is crazy. This guy is mad.
1076
00:56:58,890 --> 00:57:00,890
I should sit down on a baby potty?!
1077
00:57:00,980 --> 00:57:05,100
1078
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:19,100
Were you able to get it out?
1079
00:57:21,060 --> 00:57:24,520
You can go and check for
yourself.
1080
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,890
1081
00:57:32,430 --> 00:57:33,430
What?
1082
00:57:34,770 --> 00:57:37,520
Why are you staring at me like that?
1083
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,390
Come on, man. Can you just go and--
1084
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,890
No!
1085
00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,270
No!
1086
00:57:43,350 --> 00:57:45,180
-But--
-Don't even ask.
1087
00:57:45,980 --> 00:57:48,680
You are the one who
owns the ring. Go and get your ring.
1088
00:57:48,770 --> 00:57:51,480
-But guy
-Guy, Please!
1089
00:57:58,770 --> 00:58:03,180
1090
00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:37,980
I didn't find anything.
1091
00:58:38,060 --> 00:58:39,680
Can I go now?
1092
00:58:39,770 --> 00:58:42,060
Not until I find my ring,
better sit down there.
1093
00:58:42,140 --> 00:58:44,890
1094
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:49,730
Babe
1095
00:58:53,810 --> 00:58:59,430
Baby, I'm thinking instead of
searching through her poop,
1096
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,480
let doctor take it out surgically.
1097
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,270
Let them remove it.
1098
00:59:04,100 --> 00:59:05,520
-Surgically?
-Yes.
1099
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,430
You know, that actually
sounds like a better idea.
1100
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,560
1101
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,930
Okay.
1102
00:59:13,020 --> 00:59:16,310
As much as I'd like to stay
and see how this turns out,
1103
00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:18,890
I have an early day at work.
1104
00:59:18,980 --> 00:59:21,270
At least some of us have jobs.
1105
00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:23,930
-Excuse me.
-You're leaving?
1106
00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:27,180
-What?
-Leave her alone.
1107
00:59:27,270 --> 00:59:29,350
Going to get my bag.
1108
00:59:29,430 --> 00:59:32,430
-Alright babe, thank you.
-I'm gonna get my bag.
1109
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:35,640
1110
00:59:46,140 --> 00:59:47,980
You know, this evening
1111
00:59:49,270 --> 00:59:53,060
went entirely differently
from what I expected.
1112
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:54,430
Really?
1113
00:59:55,230 --> 00:59:56,520
Yeah.
1114
00:59:57,230 --> 00:59:58,850
So you didn't think an
ex-girlfriend would just
1115
00:59:58,930 --> 01:00:01,850
show up to dinner uninvited,
swallow an engagement ring
1116
01:00:01,930 --> 01:00:03,770
and then have to poop it out.
1117
01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:05,520
Oh, that happens every day.
1118
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,730
1119
01:00:08,810 --> 01:00:13,430
You know, speaking of
dinner, I was wondering,
1120
01:00:14,270 --> 01:00:17,980
would you mind if I take you out sometime?
1121
01:00:21,890 --> 01:00:23,480
You know, Cynthia, if you keep giving me
1122
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:26,480
that beautiful smile, I might
just think I have a chance.
1123
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,270
Oh please, stop.
1124
01:00:28,350 --> 01:00:29,730
I'm serious.
1125
01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:37,600
Well, This is me. I should get going.
1126
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:41,600
Yes. Right after I get my answer.
1127
01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:45,850
-Please.
1128
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,600
Fine. Dinner.
1129
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:53,810
Yes?
1130
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,100
1131
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,680
Oh!
1132
01:01:01,770 --> 01:01:04,350
1133
01:01:12,980 --> 01:01:14,430
Thank you.
1134
01:01:19,730 --> 01:01:21,520
Let me get that for you.
1135
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:24,180
1136
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,850
So you can stay here for the night
1137
01:01:38,930 --> 01:01:40,890
and then in the morning
you'll go to the hospital.
1138
01:01:40,980 --> 01:01:43,230
Ah! Hospital, for what?
1139
01:01:43,310 --> 01:01:46,890
What do you mean for what?
To get this ring surgically removed.
1140
01:01:46,980 --> 01:01:49,680
Nonso, so you're just
going to have them cut me?
1141
01:01:49,770 --> 01:01:51,480
Cut me?
1142
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:53,270
To remove your ring?
1143
01:01:55,310 --> 01:01:56,560
Let me ask you.
1144
01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:02,980
What makes you think..
1145
01:02:03,060 --> 01:02:05,810
that I would undergo any surgery
1146
01:02:05,890 --> 01:02:08,980
just to have your ring removed?
1147
01:02:13,890 --> 01:02:17,350
Well, if you take a shit right now,
1148
01:02:17,430 --> 01:02:19,350
you wouldn't need to go to the hospital.
1149
01:02:19,430 --> 01:02:21,230
-Don't touch me, please.
1150
01:02:21,310 --> 01:02:24,100
-Wow, Bisi.
1151
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,980
Damn!
1152
01:02:28,060 --> 01:02:30,980
1153
01:02:37,890 --> 01:02:39,560
Where is Chioma?
1154
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:41,390
She's in the bedroom.
1155
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:42,680
Okay.
1156
01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:49,310
How far? Give me your drink please.
1157
01:02:52,930 --> 01:02:55,850
Listen, Bisi is in the guestroom.
1158
01:02:55,930 --> 01:02:58,310
-Okay.
-She's gonna spend the night there
1159
01:02:58,390 --> 01:03:03,060
and I'm going to need you
to keep an eye on her.
1160
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:07,020
So basically you're
turning me to your guard now?
1161
01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:08,180
Jay, come on now.
1162
01:03:08,270 --> 01:03:10,680
-You try oh.
-Jay, please now.
1163
01:03:13,100 --> 01:03:15,930
-Who are you texting?
-Mm?
1164
01:03:16,020 --> 01:03:18,730
-Who are you texting?
-Cynthia.
1165
01:03:18,810 --> 01:03:22,430
Oh, okay. That's a good one.
I mean she's a catch.
1166
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:24,520
Well, I wouldn't say we are there yet,
1167
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:28,060
but I really like her.
1168
01:03:28,140 --> 01:03:31,680
The girl is fine.
1169
01:03:31,770 --> 01:03:34,350
So are you gonna help me?
1170
01:03:34,430 --> 01:03:36,020
Don't worry, I'll keep an eye out on her.
1171
01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:37,640
I'll make sure she doesn't go anywhere.
1172
01:03:37,730 --> 01:03:38,810
Alright.
1173
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,180
Cool. Cool, no problem bro.
1174
01:03:43,270 --> 01:03:44,890
-Eyes sharp, bro.
-Alright!
1175
01:03:46,310 --> 01:03:50,310
1176
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:57,430
1177
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,100
1178
01:04:36,930 --> 01:04:39,430
1179
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:08,430
1180
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,930
1181
01:05:46,140 --> 01:05:48,430
1182
01:06:15,980 --> 01:06:19,060
1183
01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:39,730
1184
01:09:11,890 --> 01:09:14,479
1185
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:37,729
1186
01:09:45,180 --> 01:09:47,810
Evening oh, my good sister.
1187
01:09:50,270 --> 01:09:53,180
Please, where are we going?
1188
01:09:53,270 --> 01:09:55,060
Mr just check your app, please!
1189
01:09:55,140 --> 01:09:57,810
Ahah! Are we fighting?
1190
01:09:57,890 --> 01:09:59,810
I'm only just asking where we are going?
1191
01:09:59,890 --> 01:10:01,890
Mr, please, the destination should
be on your app.
1192
01:10:01,980 --> 01:10:03,600
Don't ask me any silly question please.
1193
01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:06,600
It's there. Just leave me alone.
1194
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:07,730
Even if it's there.
1195
01:10:07,810 --> 01:10:10,600
At least that one is phone.
1196
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:11,930
This is human being to human being.
1197
01:10:12,020 --> 01:10:15,480
That's why I ask where are
we going for confirmation.
1198
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:18,310
1199
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:24,640
Nobody has respect for anybody now
1200
01:10:36,270 --> 01:10:37,890
Why are you calling me now?
1201
01:10:37,980 --> 01:10:39,980
Sandra, how are you?
1202
01:10:40,060 --> 01:10:43,350
See, I know that we're
quarreling and stuff but,
1203
01:10:43,430 --> 01:10:46,180
I just wanted to tell
you I've hit the jackpot.
1204
01:10:46,270 --> 01:10:48,890
Jackpot? Did you play lottery?
1205
01:10:48,980 --> 01:10:50,730
Lottery as how? Shut up, please.
1206
01:10:50,810 --> 01:10:54,730
I'm not talking of lottery.
I'm just saying that I'm like the latest,
1207
01:10:54,810 --> 01:10:58,270
I'm like the latest millionaire
in town, like right now.
1208
01:10:58,350 --> 01:11:00,060
Like I'm a millionaire babe.
1209
01:11:00,140 --> 01:11:02,560
1210
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,640
What's this about
blood money now?
1211
01:11:06,730 --> 01:11:08,850
[in Pidgin] I just told you that I\Nhave made money. I'm okay.
1212
01:11:08,930 --> 01:11:11,680
Don't worry when I come
home, I will give you the gist.
1213
01:11:11,770 --> 01:11:13,230
I am not home right now
1214
01:11:14,350 --> 01:11:17,140
Oh! And
my bag is at Nonso's place.
1215
01:11:17,230 --> 01:11:18,810
My key is inside
1216
01:11:18,890 --> 01:11:21,430
You and Nonso are back together?
1217
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:23,390
No, we are not back together.
1218
01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:26,020
I will give you the gist when I come back.
1219
01:11:27,430 --> 01:11:29,430
So where are you now?
1220
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:32,430
I am on an out call
service at Banana island.
1221
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:36,810
I wanted to see if
I can come and collect the key from you.
1222
01:11:36,890 --> 01:11:39,730
It is an overnight call
1223
01:11:39,810 --> 01:11:41,310
Ahhh! God oh!
1224
01:11:43,310 --> 01:11:45,980
Ermm, okay. You know what
will happen?
1225
01:11:46,730 --> 01:11:50,230
I'll just book an hotel.
1226
01:11:50,310 --> 01:11:52,180
Please just send me thirty
thousand Naira,
1227
01:11:52,270 --> 01:11:54,890
when I cash out tomorrow
I'll give you back.
1228
01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:59,560
Okay. Thank you.
1229
01:12:00,060 --> 01:12:01,810
I'll see you later.
1230
01:12:01,890 --> 01:12:04,310
1231
01:12:05,850 --> 01:12:09,100
1232
01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:12,480
Madam, with all these farts,
1233
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:14,100
don't shit in my own car oh.
1234
01:12:14,180 --> 01:12:17,100
Don't shit on my chair oh.
1235
01:12:17,180 --> 01:12:20,730
Who told you that I want to shit?
1236
01:12:20,810 --> 01:12:22,730
Which kind of nonsense talk is that?
1237
01:12:22,810 --> 01:12:23,980
Mr, just shut up and drive, please.
1238
01:12:24,060 --> 01:12:27,060
Oh, I should shut up and drive?
I should shut up and drive?
1239
01:12:27,140 --> 01:12:29,600
Sorry oh, Rihanna.
1240
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:32,060
Asking me who told you I want to shit.
1241
01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:34,520
Your fart told me you want to poop.
1242
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,850
Your fart told me you want to shit.
1243
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:39,270
I will shut up and drive.
1244
01:12:39,350 --> 01:12:40,230
I just want to let you know.
1245
01:12:40,310 --> 01:12:43,020
This shit matter, you
don't need to shame for it.
1246
01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:45,560
If you wanna shit, speak up.
1247
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:46,680
Speak up.
1248
01:12:48,230 --> 01:12:50,430
1249
01:12:52,430 --> 01:12:56,100
Mr, please just help me pull over please.
1250
01:12:56,180 --> 01:12:57,520
Why, what happened?
1251
01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:59,060
Please, I want to shit now.
1252
01:12:59,140 --> 01:13:01,730
Oh!
1253
01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:06,270
Oh! You're now doing as
if shit have not dropped
1254
01:13:06,350 --> 01:13:07,180
from your butt before.
1255
01:13:07,270 --> 01:13:09,020
So you do shit?
1256
01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:11,560
I thought you have never
shit before in your life
1257
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:13,850
the way you're doing.
1258
01:13:13,930 --> 01:13:16,850
Someone would think shit has never
dropped from your butt before.
1259
01:13:16,930 --> 01:13:21,430
Mr, If you don't,
I'm going to shit on your car seat
1260
01:13:22,020 --> 01:13:23,980
I am begging you in the name
of God, just pull over and park.
1261
01:13:24,060 --> 01:13:25,020
Please I want to shit.
1262
01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:28,560
Courtesy demands that if you want to
tell me to park, you add please.
1263
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:30,350
You add respect to it.
1264
01:13:30,430 --> 01:13:32,770
If you don't add respect
how am I gonna park for you.
1265
01:13:32,850 --> 01:13:36,730
Mr please now! I am begging you. Please!
1266
01:13:36,810 --> 01:13:40,430
I'll poop here. It's coming out.
1267
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:43,930
Mr, please park. Mr,
pull over and park well
1268
01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:45,810
Wait, wait.
1269
01:13:45,890 --> 01:13:47,480
Wait, don't poop on my car seat.
1270
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:48,730
Don't poop on my car seat oh.
1271
01:13:48,810 --> 01:13:52,100
-I am holding it in.
-Don't poop.
1272
01:13:52,180 --> 01:13:54,310
-Now get out!
1273
01:13:54,390 --> 01:13:56,430
look at how poop has humbled a slay queen.
1274
01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:58,930
1275
01:14:04,770 --> 01:14:05,770
Evening.
1276
01:14:05,850 --> 01:14:07,560
Hello ma, welcome to Abiola Hotel.
1277
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:10,850
Please, do you have any rooms?
1278
01:14:10,930 --> 01:14:13,850
Yes we do.
We have standard room for ₦15,000
1279
01:14:13,930 --> 01:14:15,520
and a deluxe room for ₦22,000.
1280
01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:17,770
I'll take standard.
1281
01:14:17,850 --> 01:14:19,520
Okay ma. How are you paying?
1282
01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:21,430
-Cash, card or transfer?
-I'll do transfer.
1283
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:22,520
Okay.
1284
01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:30,100
1285
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:35,680
1286
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:44,850
Floor three
1287
01:14:46,060 --> 01:14:48,310
Door's opening.
1288
01:14:51,430 --> 01:14:54,140
1289
01:15:21,270 --> 01:15:22,560
1290
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:25,100
Aunty, please I forgot the room number.
1291
01:15:25,180 --> 01:15:26,180
Room 305, third floor.
1292
01:15:26,270 --> 01:15:28,520
305? Thank you.
1293
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:33,770
1294
01:15:41,390 --> 01:15:45,890
1295
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:52,600
1296
01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:02,810
1297
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:11,730
Ah! Hey! My butt!
1298
01:16:12,730 --> 01:16:14,850
1299
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:25,520
1300
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:27,140
This is the reception
1301
01:16:27,230 --> 01:16:28,520
How can I help you?
1302
01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:33,520
Hello, please do you
have disposable gloves?
1303
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,180
No we don't
1304
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:39,100
Thank you.
1305
01:16:47,980 --> 01:16:48,980
1306
01:16:51,230 --> 01:16:56,230
How will a hotel like
this not have hand gloves?
1307
01:16:56,310 --> 01:16:58,810
A hotel like this
does not have hand gloves?
1308
01:16:58,890 --> 01:17:05,350
Ahh Bisi! You will dip
your hand inside poop?
1309
01:17:05,430 --> 01:17:07,480
Poop? Ahhh
1310
01:17:10,890 --> 01:17:12,890
But it is my shit.
1311
01:17:12,980 --> 01:17:17,100
Bisi, don't have a second
thought. It is your shit.
1312
01:17:17,180 --> 01:17:20,770
Just dip your hand in and
search through the poop.
1313
01:17:29,270 --> 01:17:31,390
1314
01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:43,390
1315
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:49,060
1316
01:17:49,140 --> 01:17:51,770
1317
01:18:02,430 --> 01:18:05,390
Oh God!
1318
01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:26,230
1319
01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:38,180
1320
01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:03,770
1321
01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:28,640
1322
01:19:37,770 --> 01:19:40,640
1323
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:12,430
Oh my gosh.
1324
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:17,680
Hi.
1325
01:20:17,770 --> 01:20:18,770
Hello. Good afternoon, ma'am.
1326
01:20:18,850 --> 01:20:21,930
So do you have like matching handbags?
1327
01:20:22,020 --> 01:20:23,770
The colors that can match these dresses?
1328
01:20:23,850 --> 01:20:26,230
Sure. We have yellow,
we have burgundy, we have red.
1329
01:20:26,310 --> 01:20:27,180
We have all sorts ma'am.
1330
01:20:27,270 --> 01:20:28,520
-Bring everything.
-Yes ma'am.
1331
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:31,770
Bring everything. I'm here to spend money.
1332
01:20:31,850 --> 01:20:34,020
Like, I have money.
1333
01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:37,810
Oh my gosh. I'm a rich bitch.
1334
01:20:37,890 --> 01:20:39,560
Quickly.
1335
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:42,230
I have other places to go shop.
1336
01:20:55,350 --> 01:20:56,770
It's all right.
1337
01:21:01,390 --> 01:21:06,560
Now, I took a second look at your vitals.
1338
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:13,140
Luckily there's just the ankle sprain.
1339
01:21:13,770 --> 01:21:15,020
No concussion.
1340
01:21:17,100 --> 01:21:19,140
You'll be fine in a couple of days.
1341
01:21:21,230 --> 01:21:22,350
Thank you, doctor.
1342
01:21:23,140 --> 01:21:24,560
You're welcome.
1343
01:21:25,930 --> 01:21:27,560
Doctor wait.
1344
01:21:29,980 --> 01:21:31,020
Uhmm
1345
01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:36,180
There's something else.
1346
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:40,100
What's that?
1347
01:21:43,730 --> 01:21:47,850
Last night I…
1348
01:21:51,850 --> 01:21:53,100
I swallowed my boyfriend's…
1349
01:21:54,100 --> 01:21:57,140
I swallowed my engagement ring
1350
01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:05,890
Well, how did it happen?
1351
01:22:07,020 --> 01:22:10,060
Ahh Doctor,
it's a lot to talk about.
1352
01:22:10,140 --> 01:22:12,230
See doctor, it's a long story.
1353
01:22:12,310 --> 01:22:14,730
But please, can you remove it?
1354
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:25,140
Well, first of all,
1355
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:32,270
we'll have to do an Xray
scan to see where the ring is
1356
01:22:33,180 --> 01:22:37,980
and then we'll figure out
what to do from there.
1357
01:22:40,350 --> 01:22:42,980
Okay. Thank you, doctor.
1358
01:22:43,060 --> 01:22:44,480
You're welcome.
1359
01:22:48,350 --> 01:22:51,100
1360
01:24:06,350 --> 01:24:08,930
1361
01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:22,270
-Oh shit!
1362
01:24:41,980 --> 01:24:42,980
Wake up!
1363
01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:46,140
-Guy, wake up, man.
-Guy leave me now.
1364
01:24:47,310 --> 01:24:49,270
Guy, are you crazy?
1365
01:24:49,350 --> 01:24:51,480
Guy, how far now?
Why are you waking me up now?
1366
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:53,930
What's up? Ah ah?
1367
01:24:54,020 --> 01:24:55,560
Guy, Bisi is gone.
1368
01:24:55,640 --> 01:24:56,980
Huh?
1369
01:24:57,060 --> 01:24:59,810
Gone how? How? How?
1370
01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:02,640
Don't ask me any stupid questions.
1371
01:25:02,730 --> 01:25:05,310
Guy you had one job, you
were supposed to watch her.
1372
01:25:05,390 --> 01:25:07,020
What's this now?
1373
01:25:07,100 --> 01:25:10,890
Guy I'm sorry, man. I was
1374
01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:16,180
I'm sorry bro.
1375
01:25:16,270 --> 01:25:18,060
I heard you screaming from
1376
01:25:18,140 --> 01:25:20,060
I heard you screaming from the room.
Are you okay?
1377
01:25:20,890 --> 01:25:23,430
-What is it?
1378
01:25:24,980 --> 01:25:28,480
-Bisi is gone.
1379
01:25:30,100 --> 01:25:31,680
What do you mean "gone"?
1380
01:25:33,390 --> 01:25:34,520
How?
1381
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:38,390
-Sorry.
-This dummy man.
1382
01:25:41,020 --> 01:25:42,140
Baby.
1383
01:25:48,930 --> 01:25:50,180
How are you feeling?
1384
01:25:50,270 --> 01:25:52,180
Doctor, I'm feeling much better.
1385
01:25:52,270 --> 01:25:54,140
Like I'm okay. I'm much better.
1386
01:25:54,230 --> 01:25:55,890
Good.
1387
01:25:56,730 --> 01:26:00,060
Well, we have the results
of the Xray scan.
1388
01:26:00,140 --> 01:26:01,600
1389
01:26:02,430 --> 01:26:07,060
Well, you actually did
1390
01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:10,230
swallow something,
1391
01:26:10,930 --> 01:26:12,390
but I'm afraid,
1392
01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:17,100
It wasn't your engagement ring.
1393
01:26:18,770 --> 01:26:21,060
-Sir?
1394
01:26:29,770 --> 01:26:31,140
Can you see?
1395
01:26:33,770 --> 01:26:34,730
See?
1396
01:26:36,890 --> 01:26:38,060
It's a bone.
1397
01:26:42,350 --> 01:26:46,810
Did you by any chance eat fish last night?
1398
01:26:50,890 --> 01:26:53,680
Yes. But
1399
01:26:53,770 --> 01:26:55,310
That explains it.
1400
01:26:56,600 --> 01:27:00,770
The bone is stuck beyond your stomach,
1401
01:27:01,350 --> 01:27:02,730
somewhere in your intestines.
1402
01:27:02,810 --> 01:27:06,520
No. Doctor no, my ring is inside.
1403
01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:08,930
I'm sorry to disappoint.
1404
01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:11,560
Okay.
1405
01:27:11,640 --> 01:27:13,850
Ah! Nonso.
1406
01:27:13,930 --> 01:27:16,640
It won't be well
with Nonso
1407
01:27:16,730 --> 01:27:17,980
Bone!
1408
01:27:18,060 --> 01:27:20,600
It's ring now.
1409
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:22,390
Oh God! What kind of
trouble is this?
1410
01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:24,140
So all that shit.
1411
01:27:25,310 --> 01:27:27,180
Nonso, It won't be
well with you.
1412
01:27:27,770 --> 01:27:31,680
I will write for a gastroenterologist
1413
01:27:31,770 --> 01:27:34,770
at the National Specialist Hospital.
1414
01:27:35,770 --> 01:27:38,980
They will have to carry
out an endoscopy on you
1415
01:27:39,060 --> 01:27:40,020
to remove the bone.
1416
01:27:40,100 --> 01:27:42,600
1417
01:27:42,680 --> 01:27:44,980
Okay? So that's it.
1418
01:27:45,850 --> 01:27:50,480
Ah! What kind of problem
is this? Ah Nonso!
1419
01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:53,480
May thunder strike you!
God will punish you.
1420
01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:57,230
1421
01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:12,680
-What?
1422
01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:16,560
Baby, I found it!
1423
01:28:16,640 --> 01:28:18,060
You found what?
1424
01:28:18,140 --> 01:28:20,520
-I found it.
-You found what now?
1425
01:28:21,520 --> 01:28:23,430
Seriously, what did you find?
1426
01:28:25,230 --> 01:28:27,270
Wait! Where did you?
1427
01:28:27,350 --> 01:28:29,520
No ring. Ah, what kind of problem is this?
1428
01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:33,060
Hello, we helped you
dry clean your clothes.
1429
01:28:33,140 --> 01:28:34,680
And here is your phone.
1430
01:28:34,770 --> 01:28:36,520
Leave me, please. Ah!
1431
01:28:37,140 --> 01:28:39,600
-Should I help you to pack?
1432
01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:44,140
Ah!
1433
01:28:45,310 --> 01:28:47,890
Me who has already
told Sandra that I am a millionaire.
1434
01:28:47,980 --> 01:28:50,600
Ah, God! What will I do now?
1435
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:52,140
Wait!
1436
01:28:53,850 --> 01:28:55,600
What did Bisi swallow?
1437
01:28:56,560 --> 01:28:58,020
You know what? I don't care.
1438
01:28:58,100 --> 01:29:00,770
You found the ring.
Oh my God! I'm so happy.
1439
01:29:00,850 --> 01:29:02,270
And it's time for us to actually
1440
01:29:02,350 --> 01:29:04,230
do this the proper way, right?
1441
01:29:04,310 --> 01:29:07,310
-So
1442
01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:11,020
Can you hold this one please?
1443
01:29:11,100 --> 01:29:12,600
Chioma Amadi.
1444
01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:15,310
It's fine, forget about it.
1445
01:29:15,390 --> 01:29:16,890
-It's this.
-Okay.
1446
01:29:16,980 --> 01:29:20,230
-Will you be my wife?
-Yes. Yes.
1447
01:29:20,310 --> 01:29:23,980
1448
01:29:32,390 --> 01:29:33,480
1449
01:29:36,100 --> 01:29:38,270
Nonso, it will
never be well with you.
1450
01:29:45,230 --> 01:29:47,520
1451
01:30:00,430 --> 01:30:02,060
Okay. Okay.
1452
01:30:02,770 --> 01:30:04,180
Let me get this straight.
1453
01:30:04,270 --> 01:30:07,600
So after dealing with all that shit,
1454
01:30:07,680 --> 01:30:09,060
It was a fish bone you
swallowed?
1455
01:30:09,140 --> 01:30:10,850
I know right? I am really pained.
1456
01:30:10,930 --> 01:30:12,230
1457
01:30:12,310 --> 01:30:14,180
I don't even want to
think too much about it.
1458
01:30:14,270 --> 01:30:17,350
Bisi, your village
people have cast a spell on you.
1459
01:30:17,430 --> 01:30:19,270
Yes of course. Check it out.
1460
01:30:19,930 --> 01:30:23,600
After practically going through shit, eww!
1461
01:30:25,270 --> 01:30:26,810
You still lose the ring.
1462
01:30:27,730 --> 01:30:32,850
I didn't lose that ring,
that ring is mine.
1463
01:30:32,930 --> 01:30:34,520
I didn't lose that
ring at all
1464
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:36,520
-I swear.
1465
01:30:40,850 --> 01:30:44,140
Sandra, I will need your help.
1466
01:30:44,230 --> 01:30:45,140
Huh?
1467
01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:47,770
Hello.
1468
01:30:47,850 --> 01:30:49,640
Hello is this Nonso?
1469
01:30:49,730 --> 01:30:51,600
Yeah, hello this is Nonso speaking.
Who is this?
1470
01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:54,350
I am a nurse with
the Lagos State Emergency Response.
1471
01:30:54,430 --> 01:30:56,560
I am at your fiance's
apartment now, Chioma.
1472
01:30:56,640 --> 01:31:00,180
She fell down in the bathroom
and she's in a very bad shape.
1473
01:31:00,270 --> 01:31:01,430
1474
01:31:03,480 --> 01:31:06,180
Can you come over now?
Like right now.
1475
01:31:06,270 --> 01:31:07,730
Okay, right, I'll be there.
1476
01:31:07,810 --> 01:31:08,980
Okay, good.
1477
01:31:11,680 --> 01:31:12,640
1478
01:31:12,730 --> 01:31:15,480
1479
01:31:27,810 --> 01:31:30,810
1480
01:31:56,020 --> 01:31:58,680
1481
01:32:09,810 --> 01:32:13,270
1482
01:32:32,310 --> 01:32:34,850
Hold on babe,
let me get this straight.
1483
01:32:34,930 --> 01:32:37,100
So a lady called and said
1484
01:32:37,180 --> 01:32:40,060
That you were in an accident
and it was an emergency
1485
01:32:40,140 --> 01:32:42,640
and I needed to get here now.
1486
01:32:42,730 --> 01:32:43,890
That's weird.
1487
01:32:43,980 --> 01:32:45,230
Super weird.
1488
01:32:45,310 --> 01:32:46,640
Why would anyone do that?
1489
01:32:46,730 --> 01:32:47,980
I don't know.
1490
01:32:49,020 --> 01:32:50,480
I don't know.
1491
01:32:54,730 --> 01:32:56,430
No.
1492
01:32:57,270 --> 01:32:58,890
-Bisi.
-No.
1493
01:32:58,980 --> 01:33:00,980
I mean, I don't think it's Bisi.
1494
01:33:01,060 --> 01:33:03,020
Why would she want to do
that in the first place?
1495
01:33:03,600 --> 01:33:05,850
I dunno, maybe she's
trying to get back at us
1496
01:33:05,930 --> 01:33:07,560
for the laxatives.
1497
01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:11,520
1498
01:33:15,230 --> 01:33:16,060
No.
1499
01:33:16,140 --> 01:33:18,560
But on a more serious note,
I don't think it's Bisi.
1500
01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:19,730
If it was Bisi, first of all
1501
01:33:19,810 --> 01:33:21,560
I would have recognized
her voice when she called.
1502
01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:22,770
How about that?
1503
01:33:22,850 --> 01:33:25,140
Look, I can't think of anyone else.
1504
01:33:25,230 --> 01:33:27,020
Did you call the number back?
1505
01:33:27,980 --> 01:33:29,310
Actually, no.
1506
01:33:30,310 --> 01:33:31,560
-Anyway.
-Babe.
1507
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:32,850
Let me try.
1508
01:33:33,810 --> 01:33:35,680
Anyway, I'm fine.
1509
01:33:35,770 --> 01:33:37,020
Glad you're here.
1510
01:33:37,100 --> 01:33:39,850
We apologize, this
number can not receive calls
1511
01:33:39,930 --> 01:33:41,230
at the moment.
1512
01:33:41,310 --> 01:33:44,140
Please try again later. Thank you.
1513
01:33:55,850 --> 01:33:58,480
1514
01:34:00,810 --> 01:34:02,350
1515
01:34:11,270 --> 01:34:13,890
Inside, move.
1516
01:34:13,980 --> 01:34:14,810
Move.
1517
01:34:14,890 --> 01:34:19,100
-My friend! Inside. Go.
1518
01:34:20,850 --> 01:34:22,060
Move it.
1519
01:34:24,480 --> 01:34:25,850
Get down. Get down.
1520
01:34:25,930 --> 01:34:28,230
Sit here
1521
01:34:28,310 --> 01:34:29,850
Freeze. Don't move.
1522
01:34:29,930 --> 01:34:32,600
-Freeze! I said don't move.
1523
01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:35,890
Hey, you, come here. Move.
1524
01:34:36,980 --> 01:34:38,020
Move.
1525
01:34:39,930 --> 01:34:42,480
Now kneel down.
1526
01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:43,770
Kneel down.
1527
01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:48,270
Let's hurry, I don't like this
1528
01:34:50,270 --> 01:34:51,520
Yeah.
1529
01:34:53,430 --> 01:34:55,930
Please don't hurt us.
Please, we'll give you anything you need.
1530
01:34:56,020 --> 01:34:57,890
I have money. I have fifty thousand Naira.
Let me go and get it.
1531
01:34:57,980 --> 01:34:59,730
Stay there, I'll shoot you.
1532
01:34:59,810 --> 01:35:02,390
I'll shoot you now.
1533
01:35:02,480 --> 01:35:05,640
What if I want something
that is not money?
1534
01:35:05,730 --> 01:35:08,060
It's another thing I want.
1535
01:35:08,140 --> 01:35:10,980
Please don't rape us!
1536
01:35:11,060 --> 01:35:12,600
Shut up!
1537
01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:14,850
Shut up!
1538
01:35:14,930 --> 01:35:17,930
Quiet. Keep quiet.
1539
01:35:18,020 --> 01:35:20,890
Hey, shut up.
1540
01:35:20,980 --> 01:35:22,310
Give me that your ring.
1541
01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:25,560
This ring on your hand.
1542
01:35:25,640 --> 01:35:27,020
This ring on your hand, I want it.
1543
01:35:27,100 --> 01:35:28,270
Give me the ring.
1544
01:35:28,350 --> 01:35:31,600
No, not that one. This one.
1545
01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:33,350
Yes. Give it me now.
1546
01:35:34,020 --> 01:35:36,230
God!
1547
01:35:37,180 --> 01:35:38,100
Take anything please,
1548
01:35:38,180 --> 01:35:39,520
why you want to take my
engagement ring, please?
1549
01:35:39,600 --> 01:35:40,890
Just shut up.
1550
01:35:40,980 --> 01:35:41,930
I will shoot you oh.
1551
01:35:42,020 --> 01:35:44,310
Shoot her.
1552
01:35:44,390 --> 01:35:46,270
Give me the ring before I shot you.
1553
01:35:46,350 --> 01:35:48,600
-Give me, now.
-Chioma, do you want to die?
1554
01:35:48,680 --> 01:35:51,350
See, me I don't want to die oh.
Give them the ring now.
1555
01:35:51,430 --> 01:35:52,930
If that's what they want, give them.
1556
01:35:53,020 --> 01:35:54,430
This ring is so important.
1557
01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:56,350
It's my fiance's dead mom's ring.
1558
01:35:56,430 --> 01:35:59,060
It's the only memory he has of her.
Please.
1559
01:35:59,140 --> 01:36:00,850
Give me that ring now before I shoot.
1560
01:36:00,930 --> 01:36:02,180
Shoot.
1561
01:36:02,270 --> 01:36:03,480
-Wait.
1562
01:36:03,560 --> 01:36:06,390
Chioma give them the ring.
Chioma please, give them the ring.
1563
01:36:06,480 --> 01:36:07,310
Give them the ring.
1564
01:36:07,390 --> 01:36:10,140
Chioma, just give them the ring.
1565
01:36:10,230 --> 01:36:12,270
Chioma give them the ring.
1566
01:36:12,350 --> 01:36:14,390
Okay, wait!
1567
01:36:14,480 --> 01:36:15,850
Chioma, look at me.
1568
01:36:15,930 --> 01:36:17,390
Look, give them the ring.
1569
01:36:17,480 --> 01:36:19,140
Give them the ring.
1570
01:36:19,230 --> 01:36:20,350
Give them the ring.
1571
01:36:20,430 --> 01:36:24,480
Just take it off. She'll give it to you.
1572
01:36:24,560 --> 01:36:25,770
Take.
1573
01:36:25,850 --> 01:36:27,230
Let me see it.
1574
01:36:27,310 --> 01:36:29,270
So this is the ring you
said it is worth millions?
1575
01:36:31,600 --> 01:36:33,810
How do you know the
ring is worth millions?
1576
01:36:33,890 --> 01:36:34,930
Shut up.
1577
01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:36,930
Give me that ring.
1578
01:36:37,020 --> 01:36:39,680
Give me that ring. Nonsense
girl, give me that ring.
1579
01:36:39,770 --> 01:36:42,350
1580
01:36:44,730 --> 01:36:46,140
I'll shoot you.
1581
01:36:46,230 --> 01:36:48,310
Give me that ring, I'll shoot you.
1582
01:36:48,390 --> 01:36:50,680
I will shoot you. Give me that ring.
1583
01:36:50,770 --> 01:36:52,140
Bisi?
1584
01:36:54,430 --> 01:36:56,270
-Bisi?
-You again.
1585
01:36:56,350 --> 01:36:57,930
You again?
1586
01:36:58,600 --> 01:36:59,730
Ah!
1587
01:37:00,730 --> 01:37:03,560
We have been exposed.
Bisi, I warned you.
1588
01:37:03,640 --> 01:37:05,270
Bisi, why are you doing this now?
1589
01:37:05,350 --> 01:37:06,310
Give me that ring now.
1590
01:37:06,390 --> 01:37:08,600
-Wait, listen, we'll come to an agreement.
-Bisi I warned you
1591
01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:09,770
Give me that
ring or I'll shoot you.
1592
01:37:09,850 --> 01:37:12,140
-No don't shoot.
-I will shoot you.
1593
01:37:12,230 --> 01:37:14,560
1594
01:37:15,520 --> 01:37:18,140
Huh? Toy gun?
1595
01:37:18,230 --> 01:37:20,100
Toy gun. Toy gun.
1596
01:37:20,180 --> 01:37:21,020
No.
1597
01:37:21,100 --> 01:37:23,730
1598
01:37:23,810 --> 01:37:26,480
1599
01:37:30,980 --> 01:37:31,930
Get out.
1600
01:37:39,850 --> 01:37:41,980
1601
01:37:42,770 --> 01:37:45,810
Sandra!
1602
01:37:47,810 --> 01:37:49,270
Sandra.
1603
01:37:49,350 --> 01:37:50,850
Bisi welcome oh.
1604
01:37:52,350 --> 01:37:56,060
So you just left me and
ran back home to come and eat Amala.
1605
01:37:56,140 --> 01:37:58,310
Oh please, I
cannot kill myself because of a ring.
1606
01:37:58,390 --> 01:37:59,560
I cannot kill myself because of a ring.
1607
01:38:00,890 --> 01:38:03,100
So if those girls had killed
me, what would you have said?
1608
01:38:03,180 --> 01:38:04,430
No problem.
1609
01:38:05,060 --> 01:38:07,810
Let me join you in eating
some of the Amala.
1610
01:38:07,890 --> 01:38:09,310
You want to eat?
1611
01:38:09,390 --> 01:38:10,730
I am starving now
1612
01:38:10,810 --> 01:38:12,230
No, go back on your quest for ring.
1613
01:38:15,430 --> 01:38:17,980
Damn, those girls are so strong
1614
01:38:18,060 --> 01:38:20,850
1615
01:38:20,930 --> 01:38:22,680
See, Nonso has always
been the kind of friend
1616
01:38:22,770 --> 01:38:25,180
you call when you're in trouble.
1617
01:38:25,270 --> 01:38:27,310
You can always count on him.
1618
01:38:28,520 --> 01:38:31,930
No matter how complicated the problem is,
1619
01:38:32,020 --> 01:38:34,730
Nonso is always first
in line to lend a hand.
1620
01:38:35,350 --> 01:38:39,430
Chioma, he's found his match in you.
1621
01:38:43,680 --> 01:38:45,980
I'm so excited that you guys
are taking the next step
1622
01:38:46,060 --> 01:38:47,560
in your relationship.
1623
01:38:47,640 --> 01:38:49,230
And I can't wait to be
standing next to you
1624
01:38:49,310 --> 01:38:50,930
when you say your "I Dos."
1625
01:38:51,020 --> 01:38:53,140
Chioma, Nonso.
1626
01:38:54,390 --> 01:38:58,680
may your love be as deep as the ocean,
1627
01:38:58,770 --> 01:39:02,230
and your troubles…
as light as its bubbles.
1628
01:39:02,310 --> 01:39:03,390
1629
01:39:03,480 --> 01:39:05,180
To the future bride and groom.
1630
01:39:05,270 --> 01:39:06,930
To Chioma and Nonso.
1631
01:39:07,020 --> 01:39:09,020
-Cheers guys
1632
01:39:09,100 --> 01:39:10,680
Cheers baby.
1633
01:39:17,480 --> 01:39:18,480
Get a room.
1634
01:39:21,180 --> 01:39:24,850
1635
01:39:27,100 --> 01:39:28,680
Oh my god!
1636
01:39:28,770 --> 01:39:31,020
Sorry guys, one minute.
1637
01:39:35,890 --> 01:39:36,810
Hey!
1638
01:39:41,600 --> 01:39:42,640
Hey.
1639
01:39:47,430 --> 01:39:49,640
You know, I know that look.
1640
01:39:49,730 --> 01:39:51,100
What look?
1641
01:39:51,180 --> 01:39:53,180
That look you gave me.
1642
01:39:53,270 --> 01:39:55,020
I know what it means.
1643
01:39:57,480 --> 01:39:59,060
What does it mean?
1644
01:40:02,270 --> 01:40:05,270
You want to kiss me right now, don't you?
1645
01:40:07,430 --> 01:40:08,600
I'd love to.
1646
01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:11,810
So what are you waiting for?
1647
01:40:14,390 --> 01:40:17,730
1648
01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:48,890
1649
01:40:48,980 --> 01:40:53,060
1650
01:40:53,140 --> 01:40:55,390
1651
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1652
01:41:00,270 --> 01:41:05,310
1653
01:41:05,390 --> 01:41:09,230
1654
01:41:10,140 --> 01:41:15,100
1655
01:41:15,180 --> 01:41:17,850
1656
01:41:17,930 --> 01:41:20,640
1657
01:41:20,730 --> 01:41:25,730
1658
01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:29,060
1659
01:41:29,140 --> 01:41:31,310
1660
01:41:31,390 --> 01:41:36,350
1661
01:41:36,430 --> 01:41:38,850
1662
01:41:38,930 --> 01:41:41,350
1663
01:41:41,430 --> 01:41:46,430
1664
01:41:47,230 --> 01:41:50,560
1665
01:41:50,640 --> 01:41:55,520
1666
01:41:55,600 --> 01:42:00,390
1667
01:42:00,480 --> 01:42:05,140
1668
01:42:05,230 --> 01:42:08,060
1669
01:42:08,140 --> 01:42:10,600
1670
01:42:10,680 --> 01:42:13,020
1671
01:42:13,100 --> 01:42:15,520
1672
01:42:15,600 --> 01:42:20,100
1673
01:42:20,180 --> 01:42:25,180
1674
01:42:25,270 --> 01:42:27,890
1675
01:42:27,980 --> 01:42:30,430
1676
01:42:30,520 --> 01:42:35,520
1677
01:42:36,310 --> 01:42:38,980
1678
01:42:39,060 --> 01:42:40,060
1679
01:42:40,140 --> 01:42:41,480
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