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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:15,350 2 00:00:28,270 --> 00:00:33,310 Nonso, this cancer\Nweakens me every day, 3 00:00:34,060 --> 00:00:38,600 And I am not sure I'll make\Nit to your next birthday. 4 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:43,770 So, I got you a birthday gift in advance. 5 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:49,270 It is a three carat solitaire\Ndiamond engagement ring. 6 00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:55,230 Since your father is gone and\NI don't have much time left, 7 00:00:55,310 --> 00:00:59,930 my wish is for you to\Nfind yourself a good wife, 8 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:03,600 so that you can start\Na family of your own. 9 00:01:04,519 --> 00:01:10,480 Just so you know, the ring\Nis valued around $22,000. 10 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:15,640 I love you so much, mom. 11 00:01:15,730 --> 00:01:18,310 [gentle music] 12 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:34,600 [upbeat music] 13 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:49,560 ♪ I wish love was an easy song to write ♪ 14 00:01:50,430 --> 00:01:55,430 ♪ 'Cause I have pages worth of words,\NThat will not lie ♪ 15 00:01:56,479 --> 00:01:59,680 ♪ Your name will be the melody ♪ 16 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:01,680 ♪ That's on my tongue ♪ 17 00:02:01,770 --> 00:02:05,980 ♪ Oh if love was a simple song ♪ 18 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:17,230 ♪ There are no words\NThat have been written or been sung ♪ 19 00:02:17,310 --> 00:02:23,020 ♪ That my ears have heard\NOr I've cheapened with my tongue ♪ 20 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:28,850 ♪ That hold the weight of this\Nthing that we call love ♪ 21 00:02:30,930 --> 00:02:36,270 ♪ Oh love's not a simple song ♪ 22 00:02:37,310 --> 00:02:41,850 ♪ But my song's for you ♪ 23 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:46,560 ♪ Though not pretty or poetic ♪ 24 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,680 ♪ I hope you know it's true ♪ 25 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:52,730 ♪ I'm not perfect in my ways ♪ 26 00:02:52,810 --> 00:02:57,100 ♪ And I let you down most days ♪ 27 00:02:57,180 --> 00:02:59,520 ♪ But know it's true ♪ 28 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,180 -♪ Darling I love you ♪\N-[girlfriend sighs] 29 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:04,140 -Babe?\N-Yes? 30 00:03:04,230 --> 00:03:06,270 -It's time to go.\N-No please. 31 00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:08,850 Babe, it's getting late.\NPlease come take me home. 32 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:12,560 Listen, can you just\Nplease spend the night? 33 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:15,640 I have work, you are aware. 34 00:03:15,730 --> 00:03:16,850 [Nonso hisses] 35 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:17,810 Please babe. 36 00:03:17,890 --> 00:03:22,600 Listen, I agree, but it's\Njust so hard to see you go. 37 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,680 [Nonso sighs] 38 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,060 -I'm gonna cry\N-[laughing] 39 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:28,390 And it's okay baby. 40 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,310 But you'll survive. [kisses] 41 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:32,680 -What if I don't survive?\N-You will, you're a big boy. 42 00:03:32,770 --> 00:03:34,640 -What if I die before the morning?\N-[girlfriend laughing] 43 00:03:34,730 --> 00:03:36,890 -[laughs]\N-I can't breathe without you, baby. 44 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:37,930 Don't go. 45 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:40,390 Please come back. 46 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:41,640 Five more minutes, please. 47 00:03:41,730 --> 00:03:44,640 -Let's go.\N-Five more minutes. 48 00:03:44,730 --> 00:03:46,600 You have to, you still have to drive back. 49 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,270 [Nonso grunts] 50 00:03:48,350 --> 00:03:49,270 Alright baby, let's go. 51 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:52,140 [gentle music] 52 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:51,310 [upbeat music] 53 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,100 [phone rings] 54 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,230 [Man] Hey bro, how far? 55 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:16,350 Hey guy, how far now? What's good? 56 00:05:16,430 --> 00:05:17,980 I'm fine my guy. What's up now? 57 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:20,430 [Nonso in pidgin] I'm okay.\NWhere are you like this? 58 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,850 I am still in the office 59 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:23,390 Office. 60 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,730 Okay, you know what will happen? 61 00:05:24,810 --> 00:05:27,480 Can you stop by my place after work? 62 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,390 Yeah. What's going on? 63 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,810 Don't worry man,\Nwhen you come I'll tell you. 64 00:05:30,890 --> 00:05:32,680 [Nonso in Pidgin] Just stop by please 65 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:34,390 -Okay bro.\N-Alright man, see you soon. 66 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,140 [upbeat music] 67 00:05:42,730 --> 00:05:44,770 You said you have something to say, shoot. 68 00:05:44,850 --> 00:05:46,810 Guy relax now, won't you calm down? 69 00:05:46,890 --> 00:05:48,600 What do you mean "Relax, calm down?" 70 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,180 I hightailed out of the office\Nto come here 71 00:05:50,270 --> 00:05:51,980 and you're saying calm down. 72 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,640 Look, you said it was serious.\NWhat's up? Shoot. 73 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,730 [upbeat music] 74 00:05:57,810 --> 00:05:59,230 Okay. Uhm 75 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,640 I want to settle down. 76 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:10,810 Don't laugh man, this guy. 77 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:15,390 -He's laughing.\N-[laughs] 78 00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:24,430 [coughs] 79 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:26,850 I'm sorry man. 80 00:06:26,930 --> 00:06:29,430 [Man in Pidgin] You said you want to\Nsettle down, meaning you want to marry? 81 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:32,520 [upbeat music] 82 00:06:35,230 --> 00:06:36,810 Wait, you're serious? 83 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:41,890 One hundred percent bro. 84 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:44,560 [Man in Pidgin] So who do you\Nwant to marry? 85 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:46,930 What kind of stupid question is that? 86 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:49,680 Who else? Chioma, of course. 87 00:06:49,770 --> 00:06:51,770 [laughs] You're serious man? 88 00:06:51,850 --> 00:06:53,810 [Nonso hisses] Guy, a hundred percent. 89 00:06:53,890 --> 00:06:55,230 My man. 90 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:57,560 [hand clapping] 91 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,520 -Congratulations man.\N-Thank you so much. 92 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,350 -So you got my back?\N-I got your back, man. 93 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,180 -Cheers man!\N-[glass clinks] 94 00:07:07,230 --> 00:07:09,980 [upbeat music] 95 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:15,730 ♪ Love is beautiful\Nwhen you find someone ♪ 96 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:19,100 ♪ Who can touch your heart and soul ♪ 97 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:25,310 ♪ My love oh ♪ 98 00:07:25,390 --> 00:07:26,890 [friend] Going to work? 99 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,230 [Chioma] Yes. I'm looking for my keys. 100 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:30,430 Aren't you going to work? 101 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:33,020 Nope. I got the day off. [chuckles] 102 00:07:33,930 --> 00:07:35,350 -[phone beeps]\N-[Chioma] Lucky you. 103 00:07:36,730 --> 00:07:38,730 -I know\N-[phone beeps] 104 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:42,480 A secret? 105 00:07:43,890 --> 00:07:45,350 What secret? 106 00:07:45,430 --> 00:07:47,270 Have you seen my keys? 107 00:07:47,350 --> 00:07:48,180 [phone beeps] 108 00:07:49,390 --> 00:07:50,810 Cynthia, why are you smiling? 109 00:07:50,890 --> 00:07:52,270 Are you hiding my keys? 110 00:07:52,350 --> 00:07:54,270 -No, of course not.\N-[phone beeps] 111 00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:57,060 -Have you checked your bag?\N-No. 112 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,180 [phone beeps] 113 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,230 [phone beeps] 114 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,680 -Who are you talking to?\N-Oh, nobody. 115 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:18,270 I mean, my friend. 116 00:08:18,350 --> 00:08:20,600 You're talking to your ex again. 117 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,310 You need to stop selling\Nyourself short okay? 118 00:08:24,390 --> 00:08:26,980 Stop talking to this guy.\NHe doesn't deserve you. 119 00:08:27,060 --> 00:08:29,810 -Any man would be lucky to have you.\N-Here we go again 120 00:08:29,890 --> 00:08:30,730 [Chioma] Do you understand? 121 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,640 Yeah, well, I'm not\Nsearching for just any man. 122 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:36,309 I mean, it's hard out there.\NIt's tough, right? 123 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:37,929 I mean, not everyone\Ncan be as lucky as you 124 00:08:38,020 --> 00:08:40,309 to find such a perfect\Ngentleman like Nonso. 125 00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:42,640 I mean, he's only perfect\Nuntil he proposes. 126 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:44,270 Why the hell hasn't he done that? 127 00:08:44,350 --> 00:08:46,520 I don't know, but I love him regardless. 128 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,390 Aw! Look at you. 129 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,100 Happy and in love. 130 00:08:50,180 --> 00:08:55,060 Whatever! We need to find\Nyou your own amazing man soon. 131 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:57,060 Definitely not one like that your ex. 132 00:08:57,140 --> 00:08:59,480 Wait, do you really always have to rub in 133 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,640 my bad choices of men? 134 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:03,810 [Chioma] Yes. 135 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,020 [door bangs] 136 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:07,270 Whatever. 137 00:09:12,930 --> 00:09:15,980 [football crowd cheering on TV] 138 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,180 [doorbell rings] 139 00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:46,270 -Hey!\N-Hi, how are you? 140 00:09:46,350 --> 00:09:47,770 I'm good. 141 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:49,930 [kissing sounds] 142 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:52,810 I'm so sorry I'm late.\NThe traffic was crazy. 143 00:09:52,890 --> 00:09:54,730 [Nonso in Pidin] It is a problem for\Nanyone who doesn't know Lagos traffic. 144 00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:56,180 [Cynthia laughs] I know right? 145 00:09:56,270 --> 00:09:58,020 -[Cynthia] Oh hey.\N-Hey Cynthia. 146 00:09:58,100 --> 00:09:59,020 -Hi\N-Hi. 147 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,680 -How are you?\N-I'm okay. How are you? 148 00:10:00,770 --> 00:10:01,980 I'm good. [laughs] 149 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,480 Great. 150 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,600 [upbeat comedy music] 151 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:06,770 Great. 152 00:10:08,430 --> 00:10:10,060 Jay? 153 00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:11,430 Hmm? 154 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,140 Sorry! Your hand. 155 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:14,730 [chuckles] Yeah. 156 00:10:16,770 --> 00:10:19,140 [Nonso] So guys, 157 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:24,600 I'm going to ask Chioma to marry me. 158 00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:26,020 [Cynthia sighs] 159 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,680 Oh my! 160 00:10:28,770 --> 00:10:30,020 It's beautiful. 161 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:32,770 It is? Do you think she'll like it? 162 00:10:32,850 --> 00:10:34,310 [Cynthia sighs] 163 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:36,680 Like it? 164 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,600 Nah! I don't think she'll like it. 165 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,730 -[Jay spluttering] What? Why?\N-What's wrong with it? 166 00:10:41,810 --> 00:10:44,060 Like, is it too small? 167 00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:45,850 It's not the cut she likes? 168 00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:48,730 It's… [hisses] I don't know 169 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,060 There's just… 170 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:53,730 -Psych! [laughs]\N-[sighs] 171 00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:55,480 Of course she'll love it. 172 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,390 Oh, it's beautiful. 173 00:10:58,230 --> 00:10:59,140 Guy you calm down now. 174 00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:00,390 Chioma is not even here,\Nsee how you're sweating. 175 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:01,390 Where am I sweating? Please. 176 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,350 -Is it your sweat?\N-Clean your forehead. 177 00:11:02,430 --> 00:11:04,480 -Is it your sweat?\N-Sorry, ah. 178 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:07,640 -Alright, thank you.\N-This is beautiful. 179 00:11:07,730 --> 00:11:09,600 Alright, cool. First hurdle, passed. 180 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,560 Now, Chioma… 181 00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:14,770 is your best friend. 182 00:11:14,850 --> 00:11:16,230 Yeah. 183 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:20,310 Do you, and I can handle the truth oh, 184 00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:21,930 Do you think she will say yes? 185 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:24,930 What? Are you kidding? 186 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:28,060 I mean Chioma dreams of you\Nand her wedding all day long. 187 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:30,350 Of course she will say yes.\NI mean, why wouldn't she? 188 00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:31,270 Okay. 189 00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:33,730 Okay, two down. [laughs] 190 00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:35,520 Now the third thing is, proposal. 191 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:39,730 I have absolutely no idea\Nin my head right now. 192 00:11:39,810 --> 00:11:41,890 -Well, I guess that's why we're here.\N-[Cynthia] Mmhm. 193 00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:44,350 Cool. Who wants to go first? 194 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:46,560 -I have an idea.\N-I was hoping 195 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:47,640 -No, it's fine.\N-I have an idea. 196 00:11:47,730 --> 00:11:48,560 -Go ahead.\N-Okay. 197 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:49,560 So check this yeah? 198 00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:52,730 You put an ad in a newspaper, hm? 199 00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:55,230 You put your name, you\Nput the proposal there 200 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:57,270 and then you buy the newspaper. 201 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,430 You give it to her to read it. 202 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,810 You know, say, "Read the\Nad for me" and all of that. 203 00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:04,100 She's reading it.\NOf course she's not expecting to see that. 204 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:05,980 But as she's reading, 205 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:08,430 she's beginning to\Nrealize it's the proposal. 206 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,060 And then she'd be like, "Aww" 207 00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:11,430 and you'd be right behind her, 208 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,890 on one knee, propose, boom! 209 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:16,350 -[Nonso chuckles]\N-What do you guys think? 210 00:12:16,730 --> 00:12:17,560 ‎-[Nonso mumbles]\N‎-[Cynthia clears throat] 211 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,480 -[Cynthia laughs]\N-Really? 212 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:21,850 I'm sorry, I… 213 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:26,270 Listen, your idea is beautiful. 214 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:27,310 -It's nice.\N-Thank you. 215 00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:29,350 But, 216 00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:31,520 What if someone that knows\Nher reads this publication 217 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,520 before the actual proposal, 218 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,350 and then calls her to congratulate her? 219 00:12:35,430 --> 00:12:36,270 Then what? 220 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:38,640 -Have you though about that?\N-He doesn't really think much to be fair. 221 00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,350 But you know what? It's fine. 222 00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:41,770 Nice try. 223 00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:44,810 Cynthia, please, I know\Nyou're her best friend. 224 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,810 I know you know her more\Nthan anybody in this world. 225 00:12:47,890 --> 00:12:49,600 What do you think? 226 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,980 [Nonso] How do you think she\Nlikes to be proposed to? 227 00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:55,350 Honestly, I think simplicity, privacy. 228 00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:57,930 You should know this about her.\NShe just loves anything simple. 229 00:12:58,020 --> 00:13:01,100 I think something simple and\Nprivate would work just fine. 230 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,020 [both men] Something like? 231 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:07,560 Something like a\Nprivate dinner at a lounge 232 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,480 or at home. Yes. Here. 233 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,520 Why didn't I think of that? 234 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,480 -Dinner at home right?\N-Yes! 235 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,390 Dinner at home? 236 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,730 -She'll love it.\N-Yes! She's right. 237 00:13:14,810 --> 00:13:15,810 Of course I'm right. 238 00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:17,270 -Dinner at home.\N-[Cynthia laughs] 239 00:13:17,350 --> 00:13:20,230 [upbeat music] 240 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:23,480 Hey, baby. 241 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,770 Hi baby. 242 00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:27,430 What are you doing right now? 243 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,560 I just got back from work. 244 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,730 I'm trying to settle down. 245 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,980 Okay. 246 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:36,390 I was thinking, do you have\Nany plans for tomorrow night? 247 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:40,890 Nope! Uuh! Do you have any plans for us? 248 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,680 Well, I was thinking maybe 249 00:13:44,770 --> 00:13:46,100 We can have 250 00:13:46,980 --> 00:13:48,560 I don't know, dinner at my place. 251 00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,680 Oh! Who's cooking? 252 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,850 Chef Nonso, of course. 253 00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:57,180 Ahh! That sounds so sexy. 254 00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,930 Okay, chef Nonso, may I place my order? 255 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:03,770 Mm. Of course, I have my note out. 256 00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:07,350 Okay. I'd like you to\Nprepare my favorite soup. 257 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,480 That's easy now, egusi? 258 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:12,640 Yes. With a lot of stock fish. 259 00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:15,600 Okay. You know what, consider it done. 260 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,600 Thank you. 261 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:20,770 And for dessert, I'd like\Nus to play cuddle bugs. 262 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:23,020 Hm! Cuddle bugs. 263 00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:24,810 Mmhm! 264 00:14:26,810 --> 00:14:31,730 ♪ Love is beautiful when\Nyou find someone ♪ 265 00:14:31,810 --> 00:14:36,560 ♪ Who can touch your heart and soul ♪ 266 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:40,600 ♪ My love oh! My love oh! ♪ 267 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:45,680 ♪ I've been struck by your cupid arrows ♪ 268 00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:49,430 ♪ It's like you are a magician ♪ 269 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:55,480 ♪ Because your touch is magical ♪ 270 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,180 ♪ When you look into my eyes ♪ 271 00:14:58,270 --> 00:15:00,770 ♪ It is my love that you will see♪ 272 00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:05,850 ♪ The feeling that I get is magical ♪ 273 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,520 ♪ Baby your love is magical ♪ 274 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,770 ♪ I salute, oh I ♪ 275 00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:14,350 ♪ I salute, oh I ♪ 276 00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:16,810 ♪ I salute for this your love ♪ 277 00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:19,230 ♪ The way you love is magical ♪ 278 00:15:19,310 --> 00:15:21,390 ♪ I salute oh I ♪ 279 00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:26,350 ♪ I salute, salute for this your love ♪ 280 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:30,350 Hey. 281 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,810 My man. 282 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,850 Look at you.\NSee guy, I got roses already, man. 283 00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:34,810 Ah, ah! Bro I know 284 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:38,730 [Pidgin] But these are to be spread\Nfrom here to the dinning table. 285 00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:40,350 [in Pidgin] Don't you watch\Nchick flicks? 286 00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:42,430 Thank you man.\NSee I knew I should have involved you. 287 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,850 When this is done, we'll\Ntalk about you and Cynthia. 288 00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:48,020 What'd you mean "Me and Cynthia"? 289 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,560 You think I didn't see how\Nyou were holding her hand, 290 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:50,850 you nearly broke the girl's bone. 291 00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:52,350 -My guy, You calm down.\N-Lover boy. 292 00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:54,020 [in Pidgin] See who is calling\Nme out as lover boy 293 00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:57,310 [gentle music] 294 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,600 Where are you going? 295 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,680 Well, if you must know, there's a guy. 296 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,480 So we're meeting up. 297 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,600 So what? like a date? 298 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,520 Yeah, sort of, but not exactly. 299 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,730 Why won't you just say\Nit's a date instead of 300 00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:22,020 sort of and not exactly. 301 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,430 Because it's not exactly a date. 302 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,680 I, honey, you'll find out soon, alright? 303 00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:27,930 Alright. 304 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,100 Are you going out? 305 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:32,730 Well, Nonso invited me over for dinner. 306 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,180 And he is cooking. 307 00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:36,980 -He's cooking?\N-Yes. 308 00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:39,430 Aw, men that cook, keeper. 309 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:43,480 But are you planning on wearing that? 310 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,730 Mmhm. 311 00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:48,230 It's horrible. 312 00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:49,600 Stop, it's not horrible. 313 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,060 Babes, it is horrible. 314 00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:53,520 Yes! 315 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,600 -Its not bad.\N-It's horrible. 316 00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:58,230 Hmm 317 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:03,520 Maybe my lucky red dress? 318 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,599 [Cynthia] Perfect. 319 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,680 Oh, you look gorgeous in that dress. 320 00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:09,599 Oh my God! Take this off. 321 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:13,230 Heads up, I might not come back tonight. 322 00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:17,140 Okay. So it's about to go down. 323 00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:18,730 -No, it's not.\N-Yes it is. 324 00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:19,770 Nothing is about to 325 00:17:19,849 --> 00:17:21,680 Oh yes it's about to go down. 326 00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:23,020 -[Chioma] Stop.\N-Hmm 327 00:17:23,099 --> 00:17:24,099 I see. 328 00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:25,310 Hmm 329 00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:27,270 [Chioma] What's the look on your face? 330 00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:28,890 Oh, nothing. 331 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,230 Just enjoy your night, darling. 332 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,810 -[Chioma] I'm serious, stop.\N-[Cynthia laughs] 333 00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:33,430 And now she's shy? 334 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,930 [gentle music] 335 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:45,730 [phone buzzing] 336 00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:53,390 Hello? 337 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,180 [Nonso] Hello, Cynthia. How far are you? 338 00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:57,390 I'm on my way. 339 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,180 [Nonso] Okay, awesome. 340 00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:00,810 And what about Chioma? 341 00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:02,350 She's getting ready. 342 00:18:02,430 --> 00:18:04,890 [Nonso] Wait, does she suspect anything? 343 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:06,430 Huh, no. 344 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,980 She actually thinks I'm\Ngoing on a date. [laughs] 345 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,770 [Nonso] I can't wait to\Nsee the look on her face 346 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:15,180 when she discovers that\Nyou and her were both going 347 00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:18,060 to the same place. [laughs] 348 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,350 I know. I can't wait too. [laughs] 349 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:24,230 It's going to be so hilarious. [laughs] 350 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,520 [Nonso and Jay laughing] 351 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,810 [laughs] Or have you been the one\Nfeeding her since? 352 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,810 [Nonso sighs] 353 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,350 Guy, it's perfect, right? 354 00:18:48,390 --> 00:18:51,850 My brother, it is. 355 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,270 What do you think? 356 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:03,060 Oh my! Wow! 357 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,850 [Cynthia] This is absolutely breathtaking. 358 00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,430 -[Nonso] Like it?\N-[Cynthia] Of course. 359 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,560 I mean, I love it. 360 00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:13,180 Thank you. 361 00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:17,060 Oh no, you guys did an amazing job. 362 00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:18,180 I'm impressed. [claps] 363 00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:19,770 Thank you so much. 364 00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:21,680 So tell me, did I miss anything? 365 00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:23,060 You missed a lot of work. 366 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:25,680 -Oh, well that's fair enough.\N-[Jay chuckles] 367 00:19:25,770 --> 00:19:28,020 Oh no, this is absolutely beautiful. 368 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,520 Wait, you two actually\Ndid all this yourself 369 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,680 without no help? 370 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,430 -[Jay] Yeah, we did.\N-[Nonso] Both of us. 371 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,680 [touched] Aww! 372 00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:38,770 I think we should just switch this up. 373 00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:42,060 Have this here and have this. 374 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,810 Voila! Perfection. 375 00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:47,930 [laughs] Oh, I love it. 376 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,930 [upbeat music] 377 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,730 [Jay and Cynthia] Okay. 378 00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:10,770 My man. 379 00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,430 -You're looking sharp.\N-[Jay chuckles] 380 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,100 -Nice one bro.\N-Thank you. 381 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,850 Breathe, alright. [laughs] 382 00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:18,180 I think we should run, 383 00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:20,230 we should just rehearse\Nthe lines once more. 384 00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:21,270 -Perfect.\N-That's a good idea. 385 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,180 -Yeah.\N-Yeah. 386 00:20:22,270 --> 00:20:24,850 Come, sit! 387 00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:26,350 Let's rehearse. 388 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:30,810 So, do you have the…? 389 00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:33,140 The script. The lines 390 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,520 Good. 391 00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:37,890 -Wait.\N-Alright. 392 00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,060 [Cynthia] You've got this. 393 00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:41,520 Confidence. You've got this. 394 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,230 She's sitting there. 395 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:48,730 -Go on, You got this.\N-[Nonso sighs] 396 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,770 -Two years ago.\N-She's not even here yet. 397 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,020 -You have it.\N-Just get into it, alright? 398 00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:58,730 -Baby,\N-[romantic piano music] 399 00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:00,600 Two years ago you captured my heart 400 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,310 By being… 401 00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:07,020 By being exactly the way you are. 402 00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:12,390 You're the sweetest, 403 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:14,560 The most caring, 404 00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:21,730 The nicest person that I have ever met. 405 00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:28,230 And you've been with me through\Nthe good, through the bad, 406 00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:33,430 and most especially when\NI was mourning my mom. 407 00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:36,430 And, 408 00:21:38,390 --> 00:21:41,180 And you make me so happy. 409 00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:47,350 I enjoy spending every\Nminute with you and, 410 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,980 It's so bad that even some\Ndays when I don't see you, 411 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,850 I start to get panic attacks. 412 00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:59,520 In essence, what… 413 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,350 What I'm trying to say is… 414 00:22:03,810 --> 00:22:06,640 what I'm trying to say, baby is ummm,\Ngive me the line. 415 00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:07,680 [Jay] The moment has come. 416 00:22:07,770 --> 00:22:09,480 [Nonso] Thank you. 417 00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:11,890 The moment has come. 418 00:22:13,180 --> 00:22:19,020 The moment has come for\Nme to take this a step further and, 419 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:29,480 And I would like to ask you a\Nvery… very important question. 420 00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:33,520 [Nonso sighs] 421 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,180 [gentle music] 422 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,180 [Cynthia laughs] 423 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,600 Chioma, 424 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:56,810 Will you marry me? 425 00:22:57,890 --> 00:23:00,100 [Nonso] And then at this\Npoint she'd bring up her hand 426 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:01,810 -and she says, yes.\N-Yes. 427 00:23:01,890 --> 00:23:04,480 -And then I\N-[Jay] What if she says, no? 428 00:23:06,430 --> 00:23:08,520 [Nonso] Wait, what? 429 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,060 Really? 430 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:11,680 Wait, is it possible that she'll say no? 431 00:23:11,770 --> 00:23:13,020 -Of course not.\N-I'm joking. 432 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,310 -I'm joking.\N-That's an expensive joke. 433 00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:16,640 Come on, calm down, bro. She will say yes. 434 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:17,640 -Ignore him.\N-I'm sorry. 435 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,640 -She would say yes.\N-Ignore him, alright? 436 00:23:19,730 --> 00:23:21,810 Get back down. She said, yes. 437 00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:22,810 [Jay] I was just joking. 438 00:23:22,890 --> 00:23:24,730 -[Cynthia] Continue.\N-[Jay] Continue. 439 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,890 [Jay] So you're on your knees,\Nshe says, yes. 440 00:23:29,850 --> 00:23:31,060 Alright. Then she says yes. 441 00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:32,060 -[Jay] Yes.\N-[Cynthia] Yes. 442 00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:33,310 And then I put it. What finger? 443 00:23:33,390 --> 00:23:34,980 -[Cynthia] This one.\N-[Jay] This one. 444 00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:38,270 I'll put it in her finger and then 445 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:39,350 [Cynthia] Finger, yes. 446 00:23:39,430 --> 00:23:41,060 And that's our cue to come out. 447 00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:44,230 -Oh yes.\N-Voila and surprise. 448 00:23:44,310 --> 00:23:46,680 And then you two live happily ever after. 449 00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:48,520 And that's it. 450 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,270 This is so sweet. 451 00:23:50,350 --> 00:23:51,520 I mean, it looks like a scene 452 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,520 in one of those fairy\Ntale movies, you know? 453 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,310 Oh God! When will I get\Nmy own romantic man now? 454 00:23:57,390 --> 00:23:59,600 Ahah! You're disturbing God when I'm here? 455 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,390 -Calm down now.\N-For your mind. 456 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,600 Wait! You guys please, please focus on me. 457 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,640 -Focus on me. Is everything okay?\N-Of course 458 00:24:04,730 --> 00:24:05,980 -Of course. Perfect.\N-Yes, yes, yes. 459 00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:06,930 Are you sure? 460 00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:08,930 [Jay and Cynthia] You're ready. 461 00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:10,230 -I don't know the lines yet.\N-But nothing. 462 00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:11,430 -You have it man.\N-You have it. 463 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,310 -It comes from here.\N-[door bell rings] 464 00:24:14,390 --> 00:24:16,640 [dramatic music] 465 00:24:16,730 --> 00:24:18,100 Guys, guys, she's here. 466 00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:19,020 Breathe, breathe. 467 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,060 [Jay and Cynthia] Calm down. 468 00:24:21,140 --> 00:24:23,230 -You're ready.\N-Alright, you guys, go. 469 00:24:23,310 --> 00:24:24,930 -[urgently] GO!.\N-Okay, fine. 470 00:24:25,020 --> 00:24:26,350 Take your bag. 471 00:24:28,270 --> 00:24:30,430 You got this, alright? 472 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,890 Alright 473 00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:35,640 [dramatic music] 474 00:24:35,730 --> 00:24:37,850 [Nonso grunts] 475 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,060 Nonso stick to the plan\Nnow. Why did you put? 476 00:24:44,140 --> 00:24:45,100 Damn! 477 00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:53,560 [Cynthia whispering]\NNonso, What are you doing? 478 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,270 Why did I put it in the soup? 479 00:24:58,350 --> 00:25:00,770 [dramatic music] 480 00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:21,140 Flowers? Thank you. 481 00:25:21,230 --> 00:25:23,430 [upbeat music] 482 00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:28,140 Oh my goodness! Baby! 483 00:25:31,270 --> 00:25:33,270 -Babe.\N-You like? 484 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,140 I know I say this all the time,\Nbut I have to say it again. 485 00:25:38,230 --> 00:25:39,640 Baby you are the best. 486 00:25:39,730 --> 00:25:41,810 -Sorry, I didn't hear you.\N-You are the best. 487 00:25:41,890 --> 00:25:43,480 You have to say it louder. 488 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,560 -Nonso, you are the best.\N-[Nonso laughs] 489 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,480 [lip smacking] 490 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,980 I'm so happy you like it. Guess what? 491 00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:52,770 -What?\N-There's more. 492 00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:55,810 -[Chioma gasps]\N-[gentle music] 493 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,430 I can't believe you did all this for me. 494 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,980 Oh, of course baby. 495 00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:20,680 You're so sweet. 496 00:26:27,180 --> 00:26:29,020 Here you go. 497 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:30,350 [Chioma] Thanks. 498 00:26:31,930 --> 00:26:34,520 [Chioma] This is a lot of protein. 499 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,930 I know you like meat. 500 00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:37,430 [Chioma] I like meat. [laughs] 501 00:26:42,930 --> 00:26:44,180 You cooked. 502 00:26:49,930 --> 00:26:53,270 Why are you staring at my plate so much? 503 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:55,100 Am I? 504 00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:57,560 [Chioma] Yes, you're\Nstaring into my plate a lot. 505 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,520 -[Nonso] Sorry.\N-[Chioma laughs] 506 00:27:00,430 --> 00:27:02,390 -Are you sure that's enough meat?\N-Yes. 507 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:03,680 Babe, stop. 508 00:27:04,850 --> 00:27:05,930 Okay. 509 00:27:25,930 --> 00:27:29,060 Yes. [clears throat] 510 00:27:29,140 --> 00:27:31,390 -Babe, stop doing that.\N-Sorry. 511 00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:33,850 Say a prayer? 512 00:27:33,930 --> 00:27:35,180 -Yes.\N-Yes? 513 00:27:36,810 --> 00:27:38,060 [clears throat] 514 00:27:38,730 --> 00:27:39,890 [sighs] 515 00:27:41,890 --> 00:27:43,060 Father almighty. 516 00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:45,390 [bell rings] 517 00:27:48,810 --> 00:27:50,850 Are you expecting anyone else? 518 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,430 No. I'm not. 519 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,600 I'm not. 520 00:27:57,230 --> 00:27:58,770 [clears throat] 521 00:27:58,850 --> 00:28:00,480 Father Almighty we'd like\Nto thank you for this-- 522 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,520 [bell rings] 523 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,770 Maybe that's Jay. Right? 524 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,850 I'm pretty sure it's not\NJay because he's in my room 525 00:28:12,930 --> 00:28:15,060 -Hm?\N-Hm? 526 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,640 -Did you say something?\N-I said you're beautiful baby. 527 00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:19,850 Oh babe stop it. 528 00:28:19,930 --> 00:28:21,980 -Let me go see who that is.\N-Okay. 529 00:28:24,230 --> 00:28:26,810 -[both chuckle]\N-Go! 530 00:28:27,890 --> 00:28:29,480 I'll wait for you. 531 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,560 [soft music] 532 00:28:47,390 --> 00:28:52,060 [bell rings] 533 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,180 [Nonso] Huh? 534 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,230 Hey handsome? 535 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,100 Bisi, what are you doing here? 536 00:29:03,180 --> 00:29:05,560 Okay, it's kind of like a long story. 537 00:29:07,230 --> 00:29:09,640 I got into an argument with my roommate 538 00:29:09,730 --> 00:29:12,060 and it almost led to\Nlike a physical fight. 539 00:29:12,140 --> 00:29:13,430 So I just wanted to leave the house 540 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,730 so that things could calm down. 541 00:29:15,810 --> 00:29:18,980 And I just wanted to spend the night here. 542 00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:22,730 Listen, you cannot\Nstay here tonight, okay? 543 00:29:22,810 --> 00:29:24,060 [Bisi] Ah, Nonso please now. 544 00:29:24,140 --> 00:29:26,140 Stop shouting. 545 00:29:26,230 --> 00:29:29,850 No. You can't stay here tonight.\NThis is a bad time. 546 00:29:29,930 --> 00:29:31,390 Nonso, please now. 547 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,430 I'll stay on the couch. Please! 548 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,390 -[Bisi] and I'll leave in the morning.\N-You cannot stay here tonight, 549 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,890 See, tonight is the worst night. 550 00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:40,560 Why didn't you call me or something?\NYou just burst in my house. 551 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,520 I wanted to call you,\Nbut I knew you were going to say no. 552 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,930 -[Bisi] Please now, Nonso?\N-Listen, you were right. 553 00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:48,770 I am saying no and there is no way\Nthat you can stay here tonight. 554 00:29:48,850 --> 00:29:51,480 Why don't you just go and get\Nlike a hotel or something? 555 00:29:52,270 --> 00:29:54,270 I don't have any money. 556 00:29:54,350 --> 00:29:55,810 You never have money. 557 00:29:55,890 --> 00:29:57,520 You know what? Just 558 00:30:02,850 --> 00:30:05,770 See, take. 559 00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:07,390 It looks like Nonso is broke too. 560 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,930 I'm not broke, I just don't have\Nany cash with me right now. 561 00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:12,930 [Bisi] Then give me an ATM card now.\NNonso, come on now. 562 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,520 Why don't you just\Nbecome an armed robber now? 563 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,730 -Come on, see.\N-[Chioma] Baby, it's fine. 564 00:30:17,810 --> 00:30:21,020 [dramatic music] 565 00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:23,770 -See what you have caused now?\N-It's fine. 566 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:26,560 Bisi! 567 00:30:29,850 --> 00:30:31,980 Hello boyfriend snatcher. 568 00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:33,600 Bisi! 569 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,560 We both know I did not snatch him. 570 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,890 You abandoned him when\Nhe needed you the most 571 00:30:39,980 --> 00:30:43,020 and that was when I found my baby. 572 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,600 [lip smacking] 573 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:45,810 Listen 574 00:30:45,890 --> 00:30:48,390 Babe, you can let her in. It's fine. 575 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,640 Are you sure? 576 00:30:49,730 --> 00:30:50,730 Babe, are you sure? 577 00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:55,770 She's staying for just\Nthe night on the couch. Right? 578 00:31:03,810 --> 00:31:04,930 Sorry baby. 579 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,100 Can I enter now? 580 00:31:07,180 --> 00:31:11,230 [comedic music] 581 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,520 [in Yoruba] This is serious 582 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,640 What's the occasion? 583 00:31:28,770 --> 00:31:32,390 [in Yoruba] It's not even fine.\NSee how the house decorated poorly. 584 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,770 Rubbish! [hisses] 585 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,770 -Who was that?\N-[Jay whispering] 586 00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:41,100 Bisi is here. 587 00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:43,600 [upbeat music] 588 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:44,850 Who is Bisi? 589 00:31:44,930 --> 00:31:46,850 His gold digging ex-girlfriend. 590 00:31:46,930 --> 00:31:49,560 What? And you let her in? 591 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,810 I tried to stop her, but it\Nwas Chioma that intervened. 592 00:31:52,890 --> 00:31:54,480 Oh Lord! Men! 593 00:32:01,850 --> 00:32:04,480 [dramatic music] 594 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,100 So guy how do I deal with this now? 595 00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:08,060 Guy, I don't know. 596 00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:09,600 Jay, come on. 597 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,680 Okay fine. Look, 598 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,770 first of all, you\Nhave to go out there and-- 599 00:32:16,850 --> 00:32:19,680 And propose to Chioma with\NBisi right there, right? 600 00:32:19,770 --> 00:32:20,810 Right? 601 00:32:20,890 --> 00:32:24,230 Right, that would be awkward. 602 00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:40,310 [dramatic music] 603 00:32:40,390 --> 00:32:41,430 Ah! 604 00:32:42,770 --> 00:32:43,850 [Bisi exclaims in Yoruba] 605 00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:47,520 I will not lie to you 606 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,180 This your soup is really sweet. You tried. 607 00:32:50,270 --> 00:32:51,930 Nice one. You tried. 608 00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:57,770 Actually Nonso did the cooking. 609 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,850 -Mmhm?\N-Yes. 610 00:33:02,060 --> 00:33:03,310 [Bisi in Yoruba] This is serious 611 00:33:03,390 --> 00:33:04,980 Nonso didn't do all this\None when I was with him. 612 00:33:05,060 --> 00:33:08,430 He didn't treat me like\Nthis when I was with him. 613 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,350 -Aren't you lucky?\N-Yes. I am. 614 00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:15,890 Well, so was I until I became his ex. 615 00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:23,270 Well, that's too bad for\Nyou though, but not for me. 616 00:33:27,350 --> 00:33:28,930 Let me tell you something. 617 00:33:29,890 --> 00:33:31,560 [Bisi burps] 618 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,560 Better enjoy it while it lasts. 619 00:33:35,350 --> 00:33:39,980 I definitely will, because I\Nbelieve it will last forever. 620 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,430 See, you can keep telling yourself that. 621 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,020 But you and I we both know that nothing, 622 00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:49,600 in fact, love does not last forever. 623 00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:57,230 You know how they say what\Nyou believe works for you? 624 00:33:57,810 --> 00:34:03,640 I believe Nonso and I are\Ngoing to last forever. 625 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,930 [Bisi chuckles] 626 00:34:07,930 --> 00:34:10,520 [in Yoruba] It's people like you that\Nwill say love lasts forever, 627 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,020 later now you will go back on twitter 628 00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:14,520 And be tweeting "Men are scum",\N"Scum is shit", "Love is bastard" 629 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,020 "Man is rubbish" 630 00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:17,679 [in Yoruba] Nonsense!\NBe deceiving yourself. 631 00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:21,020 [dramatic music] 632 00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:23,350 Sweetheart, I obviously don't understand 633 00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:28,270 what you just said, but I\Ncan tell you for a fact, 634 00:34:28,350 --> 00:34:32,230 you're just jealous because I have Nonso. 635 00:34:32,310 --> 00:34:36,230 [in Yoruba] Eh? Me? Jealous? [laughs] 636 00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:38,600 My dear, you can have\Nhim, I dash him to you. 637 00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:41,270 You can take him, eat\Nhim, I gift him to you. 638 00:34:41,350 --> 00:34:43,310 Look, let me tell you something, 639 00:34:43,389 --> 00:34:48,310 I was always more interested\Nin his money than love. 640 00:34:48,889 --> 00:34:51,350 [upbeat music] 641 00:34:51,429 --> 00:34:56,270 Guy, why would you even\Nput the ring inside the soup? 642 00:34:56,350 --> 00:34:59,930 I don't know where I\Ngot that stupid idea from. 643 00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:03,100 [upbeat music] 644 00:35:03,180 --> 00:35:04,600 Ah! 645 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:06,640 The ring! 646 00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:09,430 [dramatic music] 647 00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:18,180 Babe, I was about to come look for you. 648 00:35:18,270 --> 00:35:21,100 I was doing number two. 649 00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:22,770 [Bisi in Yoruba] Dirty Man 650 00:35:22,850 --> 00:35:25,310 So I see that you've\Nsuddenly become Mr. romantic. 651 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:29,600 For this one, I would give the universe, 652 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,560 the skies and the stars. 653 00:35:36,770 --> 00:35:38,890 -[lip smacking] I love you baby.\N-I love you. 654 00:35:38,980 --> 00:35:40,390 I love you more. 655 00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:42,480 [Bisi hisses] 656 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,520 [Jay exhales] 657 00:35:46,850 --> 00:35:49,600 Oh my goodness. 658 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:56,480 You know this is going to\Nbe longer than I expected. 659 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,100 I know right? 660 00:36:01,810 --> 00:36:05,100 [dramatic music] 661 00:36:06,180 --> 00:36:07,480 What? 662 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,640 Why are you staring at me? 663 00:36:09,730 --> 00:36:13,020 I was actually staring\Nat the painting behind you. 664 00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:19,890 [dramatic music] 665 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,140 Of course. 666 00:36:26,930 --> 00:36:28,520 It's beautiful. 667 00:36:29,430 --> 00:36:32,100 Well, not as beautiful as you. 668 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,680 You know what? I think\NI should check up on them. 669 00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:55,430 You're still not staring? 670 00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,100 [Jay chuckles] 671 00:37:00,310 --> 00:37:02,930 [dramatic music] 672 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,310 What are you doing? 673 00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:14,560 Umm! 674 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,980 I was just… 675 00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:18,060 looking for tripe. 676 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:23,850 Babe, there's tripe in your plate 677 00:37:26,230 --> 00:37:28,810 -Oh.\N-Yeah. [chuckles] 678 00:37:28,890 --> 00:37:31,850 -I didn't even see it.\N-[both laugh] 679 00:37:34,270 --> 00:37:35,810 [dramatic music] 680 00:37:35,890 --> 00:37:37,730 [Bisi chokes] 681 00:37:37,810 --> 00:37:38,850 I'm sure she's fine. 682 00:37:38,930 --> 00:37:42,060 [dramatic music] 683 00:37:42,140 --> 00:37:45,270 I think I swallowed something.\NI swallowed. [coughs] 684 00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:46,560 -She's okay.\N-I swallowed something. 685 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:50,390 Here, have some water. Have some water. 686 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,850 [Nonso] The ring. 687 00:37:52,930 --> 00:37:54,060 Bisi! 688 00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:55,930 [Nonso] listen to me. Come with me. 689 00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:58,390 [Nonso] Bisi, come with me now, okay. 690 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,140 Bisi, come with me right now. 691 00:38:01,230 --> 00:38:02,390 -[Chioma] Drink some water\N-[Bisi coughs] 692 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,890 Trust me, she's fine baby. 693 00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:07,100 -Come with me. Come.\N-[Bisi coughs] 694 00:38:12,270 --> 00:38:15,680 [Bisi in Yoruba] What is it?\NWhat now, Ahh! 695 00:38:15,770 --> 00:38:17,480 Do you want to injure me?\NWhy did you drag me here? 696 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,350 Listen okay, just listen to me. 697 00:38:20,430 --> 00:38:23,560 I was going to propose to Chioma today, 698 00:38:24,140 --> 00:38:27,560 but then you swallowed\Nthe engagement ring. 699 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:28,640 Huh? 700 00:38:29,430 --> 00:38:32,310 [in Yoruba] Nonso. Please in the name\Nof God, tell me you're joking? 701 00:38:32,390 --> 00:38:34,810 I'm not joking.\NListen, I was going to propose to her 702 00:38:34,890 --> 00:38:37,600 and then she came\Nunexpectedly and I got nervous 703 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,680 and I mistakenly put the ring in the soup. 704 00:38:39,770 --> 00:38:41,020 But then I thought, okay, 705 00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:42,180 when she's eating 706 00:38:42,270 --> 00:38:44,180 I can use that one to\Njust propose to her and then 707 00:38:44,270 --> 00:38:45,520 Ah, am I going to die? 708 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,100 No you're not gonna die, Bisi. 709 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:48,930 What if the ring goes\Nand tears my intestine 710 00:38:49,020 --> 00:38:51,230 Can you stop with the drama.\NYou've started again. 711 00:38:51,310 --> 00:38:53,810 Hey God! 712 00:38:53,890 --> 00:38:55,180 Wait. 713 00:38:55,270 --> 00:38:58,520 [in Yoruba] Nonso, so in other words,\Nin other words, 714 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,270 your ring is in my stomach? 715 00:39:00,350 --> 00:39:03,810 [Nonso] First of all, none\Nof this would have happened 716 00:39:03,890 --> 00:39:06,430 if you did not show up\Nhere uninvited, Bisi. 717 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,640 What kind of a foolish person\Neven puts a ring inside soup? 718 00:39:09,730 --> 00:39:11,890 That's the dumbest, most stupid, craziest, 719 00:39:11,980 --> 00:39:13,600 daftest, idioticest 720 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,020 Listen to me. You know\Nwhat's going to happen now? 721 00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:18,560 What's gonna happen now is that\Nwe're gonna go back in, 722 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,230 you're going to smile\Nlike nothing happened. 723 00:39:21,310 --> 00:39:24,560 And then later on, 724 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,350 later on… 725 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:29,180 I would go and get you\Nlaxative so that you can. 726 00:39:29,270 --> 00:39:30,680 Can do what? 727 00:39:30,770 --> 00:39:32,560 So that you can shit it out. 728 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,020 [Bisi laughs] Hehehe 729 00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:37,640 Nonso, wait. 730 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,180 You will wait for me to shit? 731 00:39:42,270 --> 00:39:45,140 -Yes. That's a great idea.\N-[Bisi laughs] 732 00:39:45,230 --> 00:39:46,980 [laughs sarcastically]\N[in Yoruba] Nonso will not kill me. 733 00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:49,600 Then you will now use that shit ring, 734 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,600 A shit ring to propose to your girlfriend? 735 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,930 It is not a shit ring,\Nit is an expensive ring 736 00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:55,930 and I'm not stupid. 737 00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,560 [Nonso] Of course I will disinfect\Nit before I give it to her. 738 00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,390 Shut up. How much is the ring\Nthat you are making noise? 739 00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:04,600 It cost a lot. Forget about that. 740 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:05,640 [Bisi mimics Nonso] "Cost a lot." 741 00:40:05,730 --> 00:40:07,140 How much is a lot that\Nyou want to stress me. 742 00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:08,310 Did they tell you I want to purge. 743 00:40:08,390 --> 00:40:09,980 See, listen, okay. That's not important. 744 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:11,430 What's important is the fact\Nthat my girlfriend's ring 745 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,350 is inside your stomach right now.\NForget about how much. 746 00:40:13,430 --> 00:40:15,730 [in Yoruba] Mr, Please talk!\NHow much is your ring? 747 00:40:15,810 --> 00:40:18,060 I can buy it for you. I can give you 748 00:40:18,140 --> 00:40:19,430 You can't give me the money. 749 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,810 You can give me $22,000? 750 00:40:20,890 --> 00:40:22,430 Huh? 751 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:23,890 $22,000? 752 00:40:25,730 --> 00:40:26,560 Shut up. 753 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,270 [dramatic music] 754 00:40:28,350 --> 00:40:29,930 [utensils crashes] 755 00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:30,890 [face slapping] 756 00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:31,980 Slap me again. 757 00:40:32,060 --> 00:40:35,140 [dramatic music] 758 00:40:51,810 --> 00:40:53,600 [Bisi] Babe, what are you looking at? 759 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,020 It's nothing. 760 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:03,430 So what are you hiding? 761 00:41:04,180 --> 00:41:05,730 It's nothing. What's up? 762 00:41:05,810 --> 00:41:07,270 Show me your hands. 763 00:41:07,350 --> 00:41:08,310 There's nothing in my hands. 764 00:41:08,390 --> 00:41:12,060 Let me see please.\NPlease, Let me see. What are you hiding? 765 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,980 Oh my God. Is that for me? 766 00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:18,680 No. Not yet. 767 00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:19,890 Not yet. 768 00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:22,350 [in Yoruba] Is this one crazy? 769 00:41:22,430 --> 00:41:24,430 Okay, can I see it? 770 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,560 -Bisi.\N-Please bring it, let me look at it 771 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,980 Babe! It's so beautiful. 772 00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:33,850 And it looks like really expensive. 773 00:41:33,930 --> 00:41:36,180 Of course it's expensive. 774 00:41:36,270 --> 00:41:39,850 [in Pidgin] This is the kind of ring\Nyou sell when you are broke. 775 00:41:39,930 --> 00:41:41,390 And use the money to solve yours problems 776 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,060 [Bisi laughs] 777 00:41:45,730 --> 00:41:47,480 Okay. So when are you proposing to me? 778 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,100 No, or better still, when\Nare we getting married? 779 00:41:51,180 --> 00:41:54,350 Adebisi Oladipupo, can you slow down? 780 00:41:55,310 --> 00:41:57,310 Slow down? 781 00:41:57,390 --> 00:41:58,430 For what? 782 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,560 I need to call my best friend\Nso we can start planning. 783 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,850 Can you just cut the crap? 784 00:42:02,930 --> 00:42:03,850 You see that I'm mourning my mom 785 00:42:03,930 --> 00:42:05,600 and you're here talking\Nabout an engagement. 786 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,060 As in, are that insensitive? 787 00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:09,810 Don't you have any respect for the dead? 788 00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:15,520 Okay. So what's gonna happen to the ring? 789 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:16,980 Give me my ring please. 790 00:42:20,430 --> 00:42:22,640 You know what? It's okay. 791 00:42:22,730 --> 00:42:24,480 Continue to mourn your mommy. 792 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,560 I'm done. Rubbish! 793 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,730 [in Yoruba] Unfortunate person,\Nlook at him, big head. 794 00:42:29,810 --> 00:42:31,390 [hisses] 795 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,890 Wait, 796 00:42:34,770 --> 00:42:38,430 Is this the diamond ring\Nthat your late mom gave you? 797 00:42:41,230 --> 00:42:42,350 Yes, it is. 798 00:42:42,430 --> 00:42:46,770 Ah! Nonso I swear to God you're wicked. 799 00:42:49,350 --> 00:42:50,770 How am I wicked? 800 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,850 Nonso, I dated you for five years. 801 00:42:53,930 --> 00:42:55,230 [whispers] Here we go again. 802 00:42:55,310 --> 00:42:57,560 Five solid years, and you didn't think 803 00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,480 I was good enough for\Nyou to give me this ring, 804 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:01,680 but she's worth it? 805 00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:06,020 I never said that you\Nwere not good enough, Bisi. 806 00:43:06,930 --> 00:43:08,230 Okay. 807 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:11,230 I was good enough, but\Nyou didn't deem it fit 808 00:43:11,310 --> 00:43:13,180 to give me the ring. 809 00:43:13,270 --> 00:43:15,180 [Bisi] What, is it because\Nshe's Igbo and I'm Yoruba? 810 00:43:15,270 --> 00:43:16,310 [Nonso] Don't bring tribe into it. 811 00:43:16,390 --> 00:43:19,100 Listen Bisi, this has\Nnothing to do with tribe. 812 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:21,430 Me and you we tried and it didn't work out 813 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:22,850 and I moved on period. 814 00:43:22,930 --> 00:43:26,350 Okay. You moved on, period. 815 00:43:27,180 --> 00:43:28,600 That's nice to know. 816 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,850 Well, guess what Nonso? 817 00:43:30,930 --> 00:43:33,640 I think it's time for me too to move on. 818 00:43:33,730 --> 00:43:36,100 [dramatic music] 819 00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:37,980 [Bisi laughs and claps] 820 00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:40,730 Wait, come to think of it, 821 00:43:40,810 --> 00:43:43,890 I wasted five years with you,\Nyou did not give me this ring, 822 00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:48,060 but my God above, the one true living God 823 00:43:48,140 --> 00:43:51,890 that I cry to in the\Nwilderness has done it 824 00:43:51,980 --> 00:43:56,180 that this ring circled\Nit's way back to me. 825 00:43:59,980 --> 00:44:02,600 Nonso, thank you very much. 826 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:03,640 Thank you very much. 827 00:44:03,730 --> 00:44:05,350 I think it's time for me to also move on. 828 00:44:05,430 --> 00:44:07,930 Let me leave with my ring. 829 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:09,230 Bisi, come now. 830 00:44:09,310 --> 00:44:11,180 What do you mean by you're leaving?\NWhat do you mean by that? 831 00:44:11,270 --> 00:44:13,930 Get away with your nonsense. Get out 832 00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:15,770 [in Yoruba] What's all this rubbish?\NSaying Bisi come 833 00:44:15,850 --> 00:44:16,770 Come and do what? 834 00:44:16,850 --> 00:44:19,600 [in Yoruba] It will not be well\Nwith you, unfortunate person 835 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,520 Bisi where are you-- 836 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,350 -Get out.\N-Come back here, man. 837 00:44:22,430 --> 00:44:24,640 -[Nonso] Bisi!\N-[Bisi] God has done it for me. 838 00:44:24,730 --> 00:44:26,890 I'm leaving please, Get out.\NLet me leave this place. 839 00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:29,270 -[dramatic music]\N-Nonso. [shouts] 840 00:44:29,350 --> 00:44:32,520 Nonso, what's going on? 841 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,480 [Nonso] Babe, listen, I will\Nexplain to you later, but don't get angry. 842 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,390 Nonso get out of my way let me go. 843 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,100 Nonso please, let her leave. 844 00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:40,600 No.\NListen babe, I will explain to you later, 845 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,480 but she can't go anywhere. 846 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:43,730 -It's getting crazy.\N-[Nonso] I will explain to you later, 847 00:44:43,810 --> 00:44:45,350 but she can't go anywhere, babe. 848 00:44:45,430 --> 00:44:46,560 [Bisi] See, I'm telling him to let me go 849 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,600 -he's not allowing me.\N-Nonso stop being so aggressive. 850 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,770 Can you let her go? 851 00:44:50,390 --> 00:44:52,230 [Chioma] Nonso if you don't\Nlet her go, I'll leave. 852 00:44:52,310 --> 00:44:55,060 [Nonso] Babe I'm sorry, I will\Nexplain to you later, please. 853 00:44:55,140 --> 00:44:57,390 -Chioma, wait please.\N-[Bisi] She is leaving. 854 00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:58,390 -[Nonso] Stay here.\N-[Bisi] Stay where? 855 00:44:58,480 --> 00:44:59,310 [Nonso] Stay here. 856 00:44:59,390 --> 00:45:01,310 -[Nonso] Chioma! Stay here.\N-[Bisi shouts] 857 00:45:03,020 --> 00:45:03,850 Chioma. 858 00:45:03,930 --> 00:45:06,100 [in Yoruba] Something is wrong with\Nyou. Where is my bag? 859 00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:07,390 [Jay whispering] 860 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,230 So we're just supposed to stay here\Nand not do anything? 861 00:45:09,310 --> 00:45:10,770 -Yes.\N-What do you mean "yes"? 862 00:45:10,850 --> 00:45:11,980 For now. 863 00:45:12,060 --> 00:45:13,890 [dramatic music] 864 00:45:13,980 --> 00:45:15,980 [Jay] if he needs us, he will call us. 865 00:45:16,060 --> 00:45:17,310 [Cynthia] I think they need us 866 00:45:17,390 --> 00:45:18,680 [Jay] Wait! 867 00:45:18,770 --> 00:45:20,600 Bisi is crazy. You don't know Bisi. 868 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:21,980 That girl is madness. 869 00:45:22,060 --> 00:45:23,730 -Oh I'm madness too.\N-Girl. 870 00:45:23,810 --> 00:45:26,930 [dramatic music] 871 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:28,890 [Bisi] Rubbish! Nonsense! [hisses] 872 00:45:28,980 --> 00:45:31,810 [dramatic music] 873 00:45:31,890 --> 00:45:33,680 Uhn uhn 874 00:45:41,310 --> 00:45:44,140 [Chioma crying] 875 00:45:44,230 --> 00:45:45,430 [Cars passing] 876 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,480 Babe, wait! 877 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,770 Babe, please. 878 00:45:49,850 --> 00:45:53,980 [in Yoruba] Nonso! Open this door please. 879 00:45:54,060 --> 00:45:56,270 Which kind of rubbish is this now? 880 00:45:56,350 --> 00:45:57,230 Nonso. 881 00:45:57,310 --> 00:45:58,770 Baby let me explain. I can explain. 882 00:45:58,850 --> 00:46:00,310 Explain what? 883 00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:01,480 That you're still sleeping with your ex? 884 00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,770 No! 885 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,020 [stuttering] 886 00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:09,100 Um, what? 887 00:46:09,180 --> 00:46:11,020 -Babe listen okay,\N-[music] 888 00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:12,560 It is not what you think. 889 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,770 I promise you that it can never be that. 890 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,680 I met you two years ago and\Nyou've been nothing but amazing. 891 00:46:21,770 --> 00:46:22,680 Alright? 892 00:46:22,770 --> 00:46:26,850 You've captivated my heart\Nwith your compassion, 893 00:46:26,930 --> 00:46:30,850 with your love, with your kindness. 894 00:46:30,930 --> 00:46:34,230 And oh now, this is not how\NI planned to do this speech. 895 00:46:34,810 --> 00:46:36,180 What speech? 896 00:46:37,270 --> 00:46:41,310 Listen, the thing is, since\NI met you two years ago, 897 00:46:43,020 --> 00:46:44,100 Since I met you two years ago, 898 00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:47,390 you've shown me love in a way\Nthat I've never experienced. 899 00:46:48,350 --> 00:46:53,060 You've captivated my heart\Nwith your compassion, 900 00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:55,680 with your kindness, with… 901 00:46:55,770 --> 00:46:57,390 Oh No! I've forgotten my speech. 902 00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,430 What speech? 903 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,810 Listen Chioma Amadi, what I'm\Ntrying to say to you is that 904 00:47:01,890 --> 00:47:03,430 you've made me complete in a way 905 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,350 that I didn't think was humanly possible. 906 00:47:07,230 --> 00:47:09,310 -When we're together,\N-[romantic music swells] 907 00:47:09,390 --> 00:47:11,770 I feel like we're whole. 908 00:47:13,060 --> 00:47:16,430 And I want to spend the\Nrest of my life with you. 909 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:20,270 I want to see you in the\Nmorning when I wake up, 910 00:47:20,350 --> 00:47:24,930 and I want you to be by my\Nside at night before I sleep. 911 00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:27,060 And, I know everything\Nmight sound a little bit 912 00:47:27,140 --> 00:47:31,180 munched up together, but what\NI'm trying to ask you is, 913 00:47:31,270 --> 00:47:32,770 would you marry me? 914 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:34,850 -[music stops abruptly]\N-[Chioma gasps] 915 00:47:41,350 --> 00:47:42,680 What? 916 00:47:42,770 --> 00:47:45,350 Yes. Would you be my wife? 917 00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,930 -[Chioma cries]\N-[music starts again] 918 00:47:57,890 --> 00:47:59,600 -Is that a yes?\N-[Chioma] Yes. 919 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,390 [lip smacking] 920 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,180 -Your make up is all over my face\N-[Chioma] I know 921 00:48:07,310 --> 00:48:08,600 Yes! 922 00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,560 This is the part where\Nyou put the ring baby. 923 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,520 The ring. 924 00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,520 [Chioma laughs] 925 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,980 Okay. So, um, the thing about it is like, 926 00:48:18,060 --> 00:48:20,390 there's a ring, you know, but 927 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:21,810 Where is it? 928 00:48:21,890 --> 00:48:24,680 Babe, I have the most\Nbeautiful ring for you, 929 00:48:24,770 --> 00:48:26,890 but right now it's not with me. 930 00:48:26,980 --> 00:48:28,140 So where is it? 931 00:48:28,230 --> 00:48:29,890 -[Nonso laughs]\N-Where baby? 932 00:48:29,980 --> 00:48:31,560 -[Nonso] You love me, right?\N-Yes. 933 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,270 Okay. Um. 934 00:48:34,350 --> 00:48:36,140 Bisi swallowed it 935 00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:39,430 Wait, what? 936 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:55,230 [comedy music] 937 00:48:55,810 --> 00:48:58,140 Neighbors! [Bangs window] 938 00:48:58,230 --> 00:49:00,180 Hey, God. This guy. 939 00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:01,390 [Bisi] Help! 940 00:49:03,310 --> 00:49:06,060 He kidnapped me, help! 941 00:49:06,140 --> 00:49:07,180 Help. 942 00:49:08,060 --> 00:49:10,140 Nonso, open this door please. Ahh 943 00:49:10,230 --> 00:49:13,390 [dramatic music] 944 00:49:36,020 --> 00:49:37,140 -What do you think you're doing?\N-[Bisi screams] 945 00:49:37,230 --> 00:49:38,350 [Knife drops] 946 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,560 [in Yoruba] Where did these ones\Ncome out from? 947 00:49:57,180 --> 00:49:59,930 So Cynthia was aware of the\Nwhole plan from the beginning? 948 00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:03,730 -Yes, I admit Cynthia, Jay,\N-Wow. 949 00:50:03,810 --> 00:50:06,770 they both helped me plan the whole thing. 950 00:50:06,850 --> 00:50:10,730 What's so amazing is\Nshe did not drop one hint. 951 00:50:10,810 --> 00:50:12,480 I had no idea. 952 00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:15,770 I would be surprised if\Nshe gave you a hint though. 953 00:50:15,850 --> 00:50:19,560 Well, well that also means she can lie 954 00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:20,730 and get away with it. 955 00:50:20,810 --> 00:50:22,680 Relax. 956 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,060 But Babe for real, the ring, 957 00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:29,350 what's going to happen? 958 00:50:29,430 --> 00:50:31,060 Okay. So 959 00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:35,270 I'm gonna get Jay to go to the pharmacy 960 00:50:35,350 --> 00:50:38,140 to get some laxatives to give Bisi 961 00:50:38,230 --> 00:50:40,890 so that she can get it out. 962 00:50:43,230 --> 00:50:44,390 Wait, what? 963 00:50:45,270 --> 00:50:48,930 Babe, are you really trying to give me 964 00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:50,520 the ring she poops out? 965 00:50:51,230 --> 00:50:53,430 Yeah. So what were you expecting? 966 00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:54,930 What do you want me to do? 967 00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:57,020 Umm, I don't know. 968 00:50:57,100 --> 00:51:00,180 I was thinking maybe we\Nforget that one in her stomach 969 00:51:00,270 --> 00:51:02,730 and get me a new one. 970 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:09,770 Listen babe, that ring has\Nso much sentimental value to me 971 00:51:09,850 --> 00:51:13,890 because my mom gave it\Nto me before she passed. 972 00:51:13,980 --> 00:51:17,480 I wanted to give it to you\Nbecause it's special to me. 973 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,770 Babe. 974 00:51:20,060 --> 00:51:22,100 You're so sweet. 975 00:51:27,230 --> 00:51:28,060 I love you. 976 00:51:28,140 --> 00:51:29,310 [Chioma and Nonso] I said it first. 977 00:51:29,390 --> 00:51:30,640 I said it first. 978 00:51:30,730 --> 00:51:34,730 [gentle music] 979 00:51:58,100 --> 00:52:01,020 [dramatic music] 980 00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:13,480 So, what's the plan? 981 00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:20,600 The instruction says one pill per dose. 982 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:21,810 Yeah. 983 00:52:21,890 --> 00:52:22,930 But 984 00:52:23,930 --> 00:52:24,810 But what? 985 00:52:26,350 --> 00:52:28,810 I'm going to give her two or three. 986 00:52:29,430 --> 00:52:31,770 -Why now?\N-What do you mean "Why now"? 987 00:52:31,850 --> 00:52:34,810 For fast and furious quick action. 988 00:52:34,890 --> 00:52:37,810 [Chioma whispering] 989 00:52:42,350 --> 00:52:43,390 Shh. 990 00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,390 Here you go. Laxatives. 991 00:52:56,140 --> 00:52:57,430 [mimics in Yoruba] "Here you go"\NMad man! 992 00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,180 You know I'm not going\Nto take that, right? 993 00:52:59,270 --> 00:53:00,310 And you can't force me. 994 00:53:00,390 --> 00:53:03,640 Bisi, you need to take the laxative\Nso you shit my ring out. 995 00:53:03,730 --> 00:53:05,930 -It's my ring.\N-Come and make me shit it now. 996 00:53:06,020 --> 00:53:07,850 Babe, wait. 997 00:53:07,930 --> 00:53:09,390 Babe wait, babe wait. 998 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,810 She'll take it. You have to take it. 999 00:53:10,890 --> 00:53:13,230 Listen, I got this.\NI got this. I got this. 1000 00:53:13,310 --> 00:53:14,810 Listen, Bisi. 1001 00:53:14,890 --> 00:53:16,230 -Just relax.\N-My ring. 1002 00:53:16,310 --> 00:53:18,600 There are two ways you\Ncan go about this, okay? 1003 00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:19,980 [Nonso] You can do this the easy way, 1004 00:53:20,060 --> 00:53:22,060 which is you take this\Nlaxatives right now. 1005 00:53:22,140 --> 00:53:25,140 You go into that toilet,\Nyou shit out my ring 1006 00:53:25,230 --> 00:53:26,850 and then we all live happily ever after. 1007 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,980 Or the hard way is that\NI will call the police, 1008 00:53:31,060 --> 00:53:33,560 I will let them know that\Nyou broke into my house. 1009 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,270 -You harassed me and my fiance.\N-Thief. 1010 00:53:36,350 --> 00:53:38,480 You stole my engagement ring 1011 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:39,560 and you don't want to shit it out. 1012 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,020 Trust me, they will arrest you. 1013 00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:42,730 But you know that that's a lie now. 1014 00:53:42,810 --> 00:53:44,270 I'll just claim innocence, please. 1015 00:53:44,350 --> 00:53:46,310 [in Yoruba] Don't lie against me,\Nplease in God's name. 1016 00:53:47,060 --> 00:53:49,480 You know that at the end of the day\Nit's going to be your word against mine. 1017 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,640 [Group] Ours! 1018 00:53:50,730 --> 00:53:54,980 [dramatic music] 1019 00:54:07,810 --> 00:54:10,310 -Four?\N-You don't even know anything yet. 1020 00:54:10,390 --> 00:54:12,230 That's what it says. 1021 00:54:13,270 --> 00:54:14,680 We don't have time please. 1022 00:54:14,770 --> 00:54:16,600 [in Yoruba] Will you keep quiet? 1023 00:54:17,310 --> 00:54:18,980 Hmm 1024 00:54:19,060 --> 00:54:22,230 [tense music] 1025 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:25,560 [hisses] 1026 00:54:26,310 --> 00:54:27,390 What if I don't shit the ring? 1027 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,100 -[Nonso] Hey!\N-[Jay] Swallow! 1028 00:54:29,180 --> 00:54:32,560 [dramatic music] 1029 00:54:38,310 --> 00:54:39,310 [exclaims] 1030 00:54:47,310 --> 00:54:49,560 Hope you are happy now?\NMad people [in Yoruba] 1031 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:50,680 [mimics] Shit the ring. 1032 00:54:50,770 --> 00:54:54,390 You too will collect a shit ring? 1033 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:55,980 [Bisi hisses] 1034 00:54:58,770 --> 00:55:00,140 If I'm thinking correctly. 1035 00:55:00,230 --> 00:55:02,980 [dramatic music] 1036 00:55:04,270 --> 00:55:05,560 Okay. 1037 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,560 Guy, what is a baby's\Npotty doing in your house? 1038 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,020 See, remember my niece\Nwas here in December, right? 1039 00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:13,310 They forgot this and some\Nother kiddies stuff there. 1040 00:55:13,390 --> 00:55:15,980 Yes, but what exactly do\Nyou want to do with this? 1041 00:55:17,310 --> 00:55:20,270 [dramatic music] 1042 00:55:20,350 --> 00:55:22,560 [Jay exclaims] Oh shit! 1043 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,020 Exactly. Now hold this. 1044 00:55:26,180 --> 00:55:28,140 [sighs] Hope this works. 1045 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:30,560 [Jay laughs] 1046 00:55:33,980 --> 00:55:37,430 [dramatic music] 1047 00:55:39,930 --> 00:55:41,230 Bisi! 1048 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,350 Bisi you can come in now. 1049 00:55:49,270 --> 00:55:51,560 All right, here you go. 1050 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,600 Take now. 1051 00:55:56,810 --> 00:55:58,890 [in Yoruba] Nonso, It is like you are mad. 1052 00:55:58,980 --> 00:56:01,810 [in Yoruba] Something is wrong with you. 1053 00:56:01,890 --> 00:56:04,770 Wait, you want me to use baby potty? 1054 00:56:04,850 --> 00:56:06,270 Baby potty? 1055 00:56:06,350 --> 00:56:08,350 -How?\N-Where else do you want to use? 1056 00:56:08,430 --> 00:56:09,640 No, do you want to do it here 1057 00:56:09,730 --> 00:56:12,230 and then go into the sewers\Nto look for the ring? 1058 00:56:12,310 --> 00:56:13,600 -[Bisi laughs sarcastically]\N-Please hurry up. 1059 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,230 Nonso, it's like you've forgotten. 1060 00:56:15,310 --> 00:56:16,600 You've forgotten I have a big butt. 1061 00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:19,100 Like, look at. It's\Nlike you have forgotten. 1062 00:56:20,350 --> 00:56:22,180 You can't remember right?\Nyou can't remember. 1063 00:56:22,270 --> 00:56:24,770 How am I supposed to use this big butt\Nto sit down on this small potty? 1064 00:56:24,850 --> 00:56:26,560 [stomach rumbling] 1065 00:56:27,270 --> 00:56:28,600 I can't use this thing. 1066 00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:29,980 I'm not using this potty. 1067 00:56:30,060 --> 00:56:31,810 -Yes, you are.\N-[Bisi] I'm not. 1068 00:56:31,890 --> 00:56:33,270 -Bisi, yes, you are.\N-[Bisi] I said I'm not. 1069 00:56:33,350 --> 00:56:35,350 Bisi, yes you are. Hurry up. 1070 00:56:35,430 --> 00:56:37,810 I can't use this thing.\NNonso, I can't use this rubbish. 1071 00:56:37,890 --> 00:56:39,270 [stomach rumbles] 1072 00:56:39,350 --> 00:56:41,730 You see? It looks like it's go time.\NPlease hurry up. 1073 00:56:41,810 --> 00:56:44,100 [heist music plays] 1074 00:56:45,730 --> 00:56:47,350 Excuse me and do this thing, please. 1075 00:56:56,930 --> 00:56:58,810 This boy is crazy. This guy is mad. 1076 00:56:58,890 --> 00:57:00,890 I should sit down on a baby potty?! 1077 00:57:00,980 --> 00:57:05,100 [tense heist music continues] 1078 00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:19,100 Were you able to get it out? 1079 00:57:21,060 --> 00:57:24,520 You can go and check for\Nyourself. [kisses teeth] 1080 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,890 [Jay laughs] 1081 00:57:32,430 --> 00:57:33,430 What? 1082 00:57:34,770 --> 00:57:37,520 Why are you staring at me like that? 1083 00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,390 Come on, man. Can you just go and-- 1084 00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,890 No! 1085 00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:43,270 No! 1086 00:57:43,350 --> 00:57:45,180 -But--\N-Don't even ask. 1087 00:57:45,980 --> 00:57:48,680 [in Pidgin] You are the one who\Nowns the ring. Go and get your ring. 1088 00:57:48,770 --> 00:57:51,480 -But guy\N-Guy, Please! 1089 00:57:58,770 --> 00:58:03,180 [dramatic music] 1090 00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:37,980 I didn't find anything. 1091 00:58:38,060 --> 00:58:39,680 Can I go now? 1092 00:58:39,770 --> 00:58:42,060 Not until I find my ring,\Nbetter sit down there. 1093 00:58:42,140 --> 00:58:44,890 [dramatic music] 1094 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:49,730 Babe 1095 00:58:53,810 --> 00:58:59,430 Baby, I'm thinking instead of\Nsearching through her poop, 1096 00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,480 let doctor take it out surgically. 1097 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,270 Let them remove it. 1098 00:59:04,100 --> 00:59:05,520 -Surgically?\N-Yes. 1099 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,430 You know, that actually\Nsounds like a better idea. 1100 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,560 [dramatic music] 1101 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,930 [Cynthia yawns] Okay. 1102 00:59:13,020 --> 00:59:16,310 As much as I'd like to stay\Nand see how this turns out, 1103 00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:18,890 I have an early day at work. 1104 00:59:18,980 --> 00:59:21,270 At least some of us have jobs. 1105 00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:23,930 -Excuse me.\N-You're leaving? 1106 00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:27,180 -[in Yoruba] What?\N-[Jay whispers] Leave her alone. 1107 00:59:27,270 --> 00:59:29,350 Going to get my bag. 1108 00:59:29,430 --> 00:59:32,430 -Alright babe, thank you.\N-I'm gonna get my bag. 1109 00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:35,640 [comedy music plays] 1110 00:59:46,140 --> 00:59:47,980 [Jay] You know, this evening 1111 00:59:49,270 --> 00:59:53,060 went entirely differently\Nfrom what I expected. 1112 00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:54,430 Really? 1113 00:59:55,230 --> 00:59:56,520 Yeah. 1114 00:59:57,230 --> 00:59:58,850 So you didn't think an\Nex-girlfriend would just 1115 00:59:58,930 --> 01:00:01,850 show up to dinner uninvited,\Nswallow an engagement ring 1116 01:00:01,930 --> 01:00:03,770 and then have to poop it out. 1117 01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:05,520 Oh, that happens every day. 1118 01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,730 [both laughing] 1119 01:00:08,810 --> 01:00:13,430 You know, speaking of\Ndinner, I was wondering, 1120 01:00:14,270 --> 01:00:17,980 would you mind if I take you out sometime? 1121 01:00:21,890 --> 01:00:23,480 You know, Cynthia, if you keep giving me 1122 01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:26,480 that beautiful smile, I might\Njust think I have a chance. 1123 01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,270 Oh please, stop. 1124 01:00:28,350 --> 01:00:29,730 I'm serious. 1125 01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:37,600 Well, This is me. I should get going. 1126 01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:41,600 Yes. Right after I get my answer. 1127 01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:45,850 -Please.\N-[sexy music begins] 1128 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,600 Fine. Dinner. 1129 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:53,810 Yes? 1130 01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,100 [Jay laughs] 1131 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,680 Oh! 1132 01:01:01,770 --> 01:01:04,350 [gentle music] 1133 01:01:12,980 --> 01:01:14,430 Thank you. 1134 01:01:19,730 --> 01:01:21,520 Let me get that for you. 1135 01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:24,180 [sexy music continues] 1136 01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,850 So you can stay here for the night 1137 01:01:38,930 --> 01:01:40,890 and then in the morning\Nyou'll go to the hospital. 1138 01:01:40,980 --> 01:01:43,230 Ah! Hospital, for what? 1139 01:01:43,310 --> 01:01:46,890 What do you mean for what?\NTo get this ring surgically removed. 1140 01:01:46,980 --> 01:01:49,680 Nonso, so you're just\Ngoing to have them cut me? 1141 01:01:49,770 --> 01:01:51,480 Cut me? 1142 01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:53,270 To remove your ring? 1143 01:01:55,310 --> 01:01:56,560 Let me ask you. 1144 01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:02,980 What makes you think.. 1145 01:02:03,060 --> 01:02:05,810 that I would undergo any surgery 1146 01:02:05,890 --> 01:02:08,980 just to have your ring removed? 1147 01:02:13,890 --> 01:02:17,350 Well, if you take a shit right now, 1148 01:02:17,430 --> 01:02:19,350 you wouldn't need to go to the hospital. 1149 01:02:19,430 --> 01:02:21,230 -[Bisi farts]\N-Don't touch me, please. 1150 01:02:21,310 --> 01:02:24,100 -[Bisi shouts]\N-Wow, Bisi. 1151 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,980 Damn! 1152 01:02:28,060 --> 01:02:30,980 [dramatic music] 1153 01:02:37,890 --> 01:02:39,560 Where is Chioma? 1154 01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:41,390 She's in the bedroom. 1155 01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:42,680 Okay. 1156 01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:49,310 How far? Give me your drink please. 1157 01:02:52,930 --> 01:02:55,850 Listen, Bisi is in the guestroom. 1158 01:02:55,930 --> 01:02:58,310 -Okay.\N-She's gonna spend the night there 1159 01:02:58,390 --> 01:03:03,060 and I'm going to need you\Nto keep an eye on her. 1160 01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:07,020 So basically you're\Nturning me to your guard now? 1161 01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:08,180 Jay, come on now. 1162 01:03:08,270 --> 01:03:10,680 -You try oh.\N-Jay, please now. 1163 01:03:13,100 --> 01:03:15,930 -Who are you texting?\N-Mm? 1164 01:03:16,020 --> 01:03:18,730 -Who are you texting?\N-Cynthia. 1165 01:03:18,810 --> 01:03:22,430 Oh, okay. That's a good one.\NI mean she's a catch. 1166 01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:24,520 Well, I wouldn't say we are there yet, 1167 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:28,060 but I really like her. 1168 01:03:28,140 --> 01:03:31,680 The girl is fine. [laughs] 1169 01:03:31,770 --> 01:03:34,350 So are you gonna help me? 1170 01:03:34,430 --> 01:03:36,020 Don't worry, I'll keep an eye out on her. 1171 01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:37,640 I'll make sure she doesn't go anywhere. 1172 01:03:37,730 --> 01:03:38,810 Alright. 1173 01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,180 Cool. Cool, no problem bro. 1174 01:03:43,270 --> 01:03:44,890 -Eyes sharp, bro.\N-Alright! 1175 01:03:46,310 --> 01:03:50,310 [tense music begins] 1176 01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:57,430 [pensive music] 1177 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,100 [comedy music begins] 1178 01:04:36,930 --> 01:04:39,430 [Jay snoring] 1179 01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:08,430 [dramatic music] 1180 01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,930 [rattles door] 1181 01:05:46,140 --> 01:05:48,430 [Jay snoring] 1182 01:06:15,980 --> 01:06:19,060 [suspenseful music] 1183 01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:39,730 [suspenseful music] 1184 01:09:11,890 --> 01:09:14,479 [heist music] 1185 01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:37,729 [Bisi whispers] 1186 01:09:45,180 --> 01:09:47,810 [driver] Evening oh, my good sister. 1187 01:09:50,270 --> 01:09:53,180 [in Pidgin] Please, where are we going? 1188 01:09:53,270 --> 01:09:55,060 Mr just check your app, please! 1189 01:09:55,140 --> 01:09:57,810 Ahah! Are we fighting? 1190 01:09:57,890 --> 01:09:59,810 I'm only just asking where we are going? 1191 01:09:59,890 --> 01:10:01,890 Mr, please, the destination should\Nbe on your app. 1192 01:10:01,980 --> 01:10:03,600 Don't ask me any silly question please. 1193 01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:06,600 It's there. Just leave me alone. 1194 01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:07,730 Even if it's there. 1195 01:10:07,810 --> 01:10:10,600 At least that one is phone. 1196 01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:11,930 This is human being to human being. 1197 01:10:12,020 --> 01:10:15,480 That's why I ask where are\Nwe going for confirmation. 1198 01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:18,310 [dramatic music] 1199 01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:24,640 Nobody has respect for anybody now 1200 01:10:36,270 --> 01:10:37,890 [Sandra] Why are you calling me now? 1201 01:10:37,980 --> 01:10:39,980 Sandra, how are you? 1202 01:10:40,060 --> 01:10:43,350 See, I know that we're\Nquarreling and stuff but, 1203 01:10:43,430 --> 01:10:46,180 I just wanted to tell\Nyou I've hit the jackpot. 1204 01:10:46,270 --> 01:10:48,890 [Sandra] Jackpot? Did you play lottery? 1205 01:10:48,980 --> 01:10:50,730 Lottery as how? Shut up, please. 1206 01:10:50,810 --> 01:10:54,730 I'm not talking of lottery.\NI'm just saying that I'm like the latest, 1207 01:10:54,810 --> 01:10:58,270 I'm like the latest millionaire\Nin town, like right now. 1208 01:10:58,350 --> 01:11:00,060 Like I'm a millionaire babe. 1209 01:11:00,140 --> 01:11:02,560 [Bisi farts] 1210 01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,640 [in Pidgin] What's this about\Nblood money now? 1211 01:11:06,730 --> 01:11:08,850 [in Pidgin] I just told you that I\Nhave made money. I'm okay. 1212 01:11:08,930 --> 01:11:11,680 [in Pidgin] Don't worry when I come\Nhome, I will give you the gist. 1213 01:11:11,770 --> 01:11:13,230 [Sandra] I am not home right now 1214 01:11:14,350 --> 01:11:17,140 [in Pidgin] Oh! And\Nmy bag is at Nonso's place. 1215 01:11:17,230 --> 01:11:18,810 My key is inside 1216 01:11:18,890 --> 01:11:21,430 [Sandra] You and Nonso are back together? 1217 01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:23,390 No, we are not back together. 1218 01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:26,020 I will give you the gist when I come back. 1219 01:11:27,430 --> 01:11:29,430 So where are you now? 1220 01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:32,430 [Sandra] I am on an out call\Nservice at Banana island. 1221 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:36,810 [Grunts] I wanted to see if\NI can come and collect the key from you. 1222 01:11:36,890 --> 01:11:39,730 [Sandra] It is an overnight call 1223 01:11:39,810 --> 01:11:41,310 Ahhh! God oh! 1224 01:11:43,310 --> 01:11:45,980 [Bisi] Ermm, okay. You know what\Nwill happen? 1225 01:11:46,730 --> 01:11:50,230 I'll just book an hotel. 1226 01:11:50,310 --> 01:11:52,180 [Bisi] Please just send me thirty\Nthousand Naira, 1227 01:11:52,270 --> 01:11:54,890 when I cash out tomorrow\NI'll give you back. 1228 01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:59,560 Okay. Thank you. 1229 01:12:00,060 --> 01:12:01,810 I'll see you later. 1230 01:12:01,890 --> 01:12:04,310 [Bisi farts] 1231 01:12:05,850 --> 01:12:09,100 -[window winds down]\N-[driver sighs] 1232 01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:12,480 Madam, with all these farts, 1233 01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:14,100 don't shit in my own car oh. 1234 01:12:14,180 --> 01:12:17,100 Don't shit on my chair oh. 1235 01:12:17,180 --> 01:12:20,730 Who told you that I want to shit? 1236 01:12:20,810 --> 01:12:22,730 Which kind of nonsense talk is that? 1237 01:12:22,810 --> 01:12:23,980 Mr, just shut up and drive, please. 1238 01:12:24,060 --> 01:12:27,060 Oh, I should shut up and drive?\NI should shut up and drive? 1239 01:12:27,140 --> 01:12:29,600 Sorry oh, Rihanna. 1240 01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:32,060 Asking me who told you I want to shit. 1241 01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:34,520 Your fart told me you want to poop. 1242 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,850 Your fart told me you want to shit. 1243 01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:39,270 I will shut up and drive. 1244 01:12:39,350 --> 01:12:40,230 I just want to let you know. 1245 01:12:40,310 --> 01:12:43,020 This shit matter, you\Ndon't need to shame for it. 1246 01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:45,560 If you wanna shit, speak up. 1247 01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:46,680 Speak up. 1248 01:12:48,230 --> 01:12:50,430 [upbeat music] 1249 01:12:52,430 --> 01:12:56,100 Mr, please just help me pull over please. 1250 01:12:56,180 --> 01:12:57,520 Why, what happened? 1251 01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:59,060 Please, I want to shit now. 1252 01:12:59,140 --> 01:13:01,730 Oh! [laughs] 1253 01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:06,270 Oh! You're now doing as\Nif shit have not dropped 1254 01:13:06,350 --> 01:13:07,180 from your butt before. 1255 01:13:07,270 --> 01:13:09,020 So you do shit? 1256 01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:11,560 I thought you have never\Nshit before in your life 1257 01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:13,850 the way you're doing [mimicking Bisi]. 1258 01:13:13,930 --> 01:13:16,850 Someone would think shit has never\Ndropped from your butt before. 1259 01:13:16,930 --> 01:13:21,430 [in Pidgin] Mr, If you don't,\NI'm going to shit on your car seat 1260 01:13:22,020 --> 01:13:23,980 I am begging you in the name\Nof God, just pull over and park. 1261 01:13:24,060 --> 01:13:25,020 Please I want to shit. 1262 01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:28,560 Courtesy demands that if you want to\Ntell me to park, you add please. 1263 01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:30,350 You add respect to it. 1264 01:13:30,430 --> 01:13:32,770 If you don't add respect\Nhow am I gonna park for you. 1265 01:13:32,850 --> 01:13:36,730 Mr please now! I am begging you. Please! 1266 01:13:36,810 --> 01:13:40,430 I'll poop here. [shouts] It's coming out. 1267 01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:43,930 Mr, please park. Mr,\Npull over and park well 1268 01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:45,810 Wait, wait. 1269 01:13:45,890 --> 01:13:47,480 Wait, don't poop on my car seat. 1270 01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:48,730 Don't poop on my car seat oh. 1271 01:13:48,810 --> 01:13:52,100 -I am holding it in.\N-Don't poop. 1272 01:13:52,180 --> 01:13:54,310 -Now get out!\N-[Bisi shouts] 1273 01:13:54,390 --> 01:13:56,430 look at how poop has humbled a slay queen. 1274 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:58,930 [upbeat music] 1275 01:14:04,770 --> 01:14:05,770 Evening. 1276 01:14:05,850 --> 01:14:07,560 Hello ma, welcome to Abiola Hotel. 1277 01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:10,850 Please, do you have any rooms? 1278 01:14:10,930 --> 01:14:13,850 Yes we do.\NWe have standard room for ₦15,000 1279 01:14:13,930 --> 01:14:15,520 and a deluxe room for ₦22,000. 1280 01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:17,770 I'll take standard. 1281 01:14:17,850 --> 01:14:19,520 Okay ma. How are you paying? 1282 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:21,430 -Cash, card or transfer?\N-I'll do transfer. 1283 01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:22,520 Okay. 1284 01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:30,100 [stomach rumbles] 1285 01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:35,680 -[dramatic music]\N-[Bisi farts] 1286 01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:44,850 [Machine] Floor three 1287 01:14:46,060 --> 01:14:48,310 [Machine] Door's opening. 1288 01:14:51,430 --> 01:14:54,140 [upbeat music] 1289 01:15:21,270 --> 01:15:22,560 [Bisi exclaims] 1290 01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:25,100 Aunty, please I forgot the room number. 1291 01:15:25,180 --> 01:15:26,180 Room 305, third floor. 1292 01:15:26,270 --> 01:15:28,520 305? Thank you. 1293 01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:33,770 [dramatic music] 1294 01:15:41,390 --> 01:15:45,890 [explosive farting and diarrhea] 1295 01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:52,600 [grunting] 1296 01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:02,810 [sighs] 1297 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:11,730 Ah! Hey! My butt! 1298 01:16:12,730 --> 01:16:14,850 [sighs] 1299 01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:25,520 [ring tone] 1300 01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:27,140 [receptionist] This is the reception 1301 01:16:27,230 --> 01:16:28,520 How can I help you? 1302 01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:33,520 Hello, please do you\Nhave disposable gloves? 1303 01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,180 [receptionist] No we don't 1304 01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:39,100 Thank you. [hisses] 1305 01:16:47,980 --> 01:16:48,980 [whines and grumbles] 1306 01:16:51,230 --> 01:16:56,230 [in Pidgin] How will a hotel like\Nthis not have hand gloves? 1307 01:16:56,310 --> 01:16:58,810 [in Pidgin] A hotel like this\Ndoes not have hand gloves? 1308 01:16:58,890 --> 01:17:05,350 [in Yoruba] Ahh Bisi! You will dip\Nyour hand inside poop? 1309 01:17:05,430 --> 01:17:07,480 Poop? Ahhh 1310 01:17:10,890 --> 01:17:12,890 [in Pidgin] But it is my shit. 1311 01:17:12,980 --> 01:17:17,100 Bisi, don't have a second\Nthought. It is your shit. 1312 01:17:17,180 --> 01:17:20,770 Just dip your hand in and\Nsearch through the poop. [exclaims] 1313 01:17:29,270 --> 01:17:31,390 [swirling of faeces] 1314 01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:43,390 [upbeat music] 1315 01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:49,060 [grunting] 1316 01:17:49,140 --> 01:17:51,770 [water running] 1317 01:18:02,430 --> 01:18:05,390 [sighs] Oh God! 1318 01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:26,230 [water running] 1319 01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:38,180 [tense music] 1320 01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:03,770 [Bisi yelps] 1321 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:28,640 [ambulance siren blaring] 1322 01:19:37,770 --> 01:19:40,640 [dramatic music] 1323 01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:12,430 [Bisi] Oh my gosh. 1324 01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:17,680 Hi. 1325 01:20:17,770 --> 01:20:18,770 [Sales lady] Hello. Good afternoon, ma'am. 1326 01:20:18,850 --> 01:20:21,930 So do you have like matching handbags? 1327 01:20:22,020 --> 01:20:23,770 The colors that can match these dresses? 1328 01:20:23,850 --> 01:20:26,230 Sure. We have yellow,\Nwe have burgundy, we have red. 1329 01:20:26,310 --> 01:20:27,180 We have all sorts ma'am. 1330 01:20:27,270 --> 01:20:28,520 -Bring everything.\N-Yes ma'am. 1331 01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:31,770 Bring everything. I'm here to spend money. 1332 01:20:31,850 --> 01:20:34,020 Like, I have money. [laughs] 1333 01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:37,810 Oh my gosh. I'm a rich bitch. [laughs] 1334 01:20:37,890 --> 01:20:39,560 Quickly. 1335 01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:42,230 I have other places to go shop. 1336 01:20:55,350 --> 01:20:56,770 It's all right. 1337 01:21:01,390 --> 01:21:06,560 Now, I took a second look at your vitals. 1338 01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:13,140 Luckily there's just the ankle sprain. 1339 01:21:13,770 --> 01:21:15,020 No concussion. 1340 01:21:17,100 --> 01:21:19,140 You'll be fine in a couple of days. 1341 01:21:21,230 --> 01:21:22,350 Thank you, doctor. 1342 01:21:23,140 --> 01:21:24,560 You're welcome. 1343 01:21:25,930 --> 01:21:27,560 Doctor wait. 1344 01:21:29,980 --> 01:21:31,020 Uhmm 1345 01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:36,180 There's something else. 1346 01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:40,100 What's that? 1347 01:21:43,730 --> 01:21:47,850 Last night I… [splutters] 1348 01:21:51,850 --> 01:21:53,100 I swallowed my boyfriend's… 1349 01:21:54,100 --> 01:21:57,140 I swallowed my engagement ring 1350 01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:05,890 Well, how did it happen? 1351 01:22:07,020 --> 01:22:10,060 [in Yoruba] Ahh Doctor,\Nit's a lot to talk about. 1352 01:22:10,140 --> 01:22:12,230 See doctor, it's a long story. 1353 01:22:12,310 --> 01:22:14,730 But please, can you remove it? 1354 01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:25,140 Well, first of all, 1355 01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:32,270 we'll have to do an Xray\Nscan to see where the ring is 1356 01:22:33,180 --> 01:22:37,980 and then we'll figure out\Nwhat to do from there. 1357 01:22:40,350 --> 01:22:42,980 Okay. Thank you, doctor. 1358 01:22:43,060 --> 01:22:44,480 You're welcome. 1359 01:22:48,350 --> 01:22:51,100 [dramatic music] 1360 01:24:06,350 --> 01:24:08,930 [tense music] 1361 01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:22,270 -[upbeat music]\N-Oh shit! 1362 01:24:41,980 --> 01:24:42,980 Wake up! 1363 01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:46,140 -Guy, wake up, man.\N-Guy leave me now. 1364 01:24:47,310 --> 01:24:49,270 [Nonso in Pidgin] Guy, are you crazy? 1365 01:24:49,350 --> 01:24:51,480 Guy, how far now?\NWhy are you waking me up now? 1366 01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:53,930 What's up? Ah ah? 1367 01:24:54,020 --> 01:24:55,560 Guy, Bisi is gone. 1368 01:24:55,640 --> 01:24:56,980 Huh? 1369 01:24:57,060 --> 01:24:59,810 [stutters] Gone how? How? How? 1370 01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:02,640 Don't ask me any stupid questions. 1371 01:25:02,730 --> 01:25:05,310 Guy you had one job, you\Nwere supposed to watch her. 1372 01:25:05,390 --> 01:25:07,020 What's this now? 1373 01:25:07,100 --> 01:25:10,890 Guy I'm sorry, man. I was [stuttering] 1374 01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:16,180 I'm sorry bro. 1375 01:25:16,270 --> 01:25:18,060 I heard you screaming from [coughing] 1376 01:25:18,140 --> 01:25:20,060 I heard you screaming from the room.\NAre you okay? 1377 01:25:20,890 --> 01:25:23,430 -[Jay sighs]\N-What is it? 1378 01:25:24,980 --> 01:25:28,480 -[dramatic music]\N-Bisi is gone. 1379 01:25:30,100 --> 01:25:31,680 What do you mean "gone"? 1380 01:25:33,390 --> 01:25:34,520 How? 1381 01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:38,390 -Sorry.\N-This dummy man. 1382 01:25:41,020 --> 01:25:42,140 Baby. 1383 01:25:48,930 --> 01:25:50,180 [doctor] How are you feeling? 1384 01:25:50,270 --> 01:25:52,180 Doctor, I'm feeling much better. 1385 01:25:52,270 --> 01:25:54,140 Like I'm okay. I'm much better. 1386 01:25:54,230 --> 01:25:55,890 Good. 1387 01:25:56,730 --> 01:26:00,060 Well, we have the results\Nof the Xray scan. 1388 01:26:00,140 --> 01:26:01,600 [Bisi laughs] 1389 01:26:02,430 --> 01:26:07,060 Well, you actually did 1390 01:26:08,560 --> 01:26:10,230 swallow something, 1391 01:26:10,930 --> 01:26:12,390 but I'm afraid, 1392 01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:17,100 It wasn't your engagement ring. 1393 01:26:18,770 --> 01:26:21,060 -[dramatic music]\N-Sir? 1394 01:26:29,770 --> 01:26:31,140 Can you see? 1395 01:26:33,770 --> 01:26:34,730 [Doctor] See? 1396 01:26:36,890 --> 01:26:38,060 [Doctor] It's a bone. 1397 01:26:42,350 --> 01:26:46,810 Did you by any chance eat fish last night? 1398 01:26:50,890 --> 01:26:53,680 [sighs] Yes. But 1399 01:26:53,770 --> 01:26:55,310 That explains it. 1400 01:26:56,600 --> 01:27:00,770 The bone is stuck beyond your stomach, 1401 01:27:01,350 --> 01:27:02,730 somewhere in your intestines. 1402 01:27:02,810 --> 01:27:06,520 No. Doctor no, my ring is inside. 1403 01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:08,930 I'm sorry to disappoint. 1404 01:27:10,560 --> 01:27:11,560 [doctor] Okay. [sighs] 1405 01:27:11,640 --> 01:27:13,850 Ah! Nonso. 1406 01:27:13,930 --> 01:27:16,640 [in Yoruba] It won't be well\Nwith Nonso 1407 01:27:16,730 --> 01:27:17,980 Bone! 1408 01:27:18,060 --> 01:27:20,600 It's ring now. 1409 01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:22,390 [Bisi in Pidgin] Oh God! What kind of\Ntrouble is this? 1410 01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:24,140 So all that shit. 1411 01:27:25,310 --> 01:27:27,180 [in Pidgin] Nonso, It won't be\Nwell with you. 1412 01:27:27,770 --> 01:27:31,680 I will write for a gastroenterologist 1413 01:27:31,770 --> 01:27:34,770 at the National Specialist Hospital. 1414 01:27:35,770 --> 01:27:38,980 They will have to carry\Nout an endoscopy on you 1415 01:27:39,060 --> 01:27:40,020 to remove the bone. 1416 01:27:40,100 --> 01:27:42,600 [Bisi exclaims] 1417 01:27:42,680 --> 01:27:44,980 Okay? So that's it. 1418 01:27:45,850 --> 01:27:50,480 [in Yoruba] Ah! What kind of problem\Nis this? Ah Nonso! 1419 01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:53,480 [cursing] May thunder strike you!\NGod will punish you. 1420 01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:57,230 [light hopeful music] 1421 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:12,680 -[Chioma screams]\N-What? 1422 01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:16,560 [Chioma] Baby, I found it! 1423 01:28:16,640 --> 01:28:18,060 You found what? 1424 01:28:18,140 --> 01:28:20,520 -I found it.\N-You found what now? 1425 01:28:21,520 --> 01:28:23,430 Seriously, what did you find? 1426 01:28:25,230 --> 01:28:27,270 Wait! Where did you? 1427 01:28:27,350 --> 01:28:29,520 No ring. Ah, what kind of problem is this? 1428 01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:33,060 [nurse] Hello, we helped you\Ndry clean your clothes. 1429 01:28:33,140 --> 01:28:34,680 And here is your phone. 1430 01:28:34,770 --> 01:28:36,520 Leave me, please. Ah! 1431 01:28:37,140 --> 01:28:39,600 -Should I help you to pack?\N-[Bisi grumbles] 1432 01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:44,140 Ah! 1433 01:28:45,310 --> 01:28:47,890 [in Pidgin] Me who has already\Ntold Sandra that I am a millionaire. 1434 01:28:47,980 --> 01:28:50,600 Ah, God! What will I do now? 1435 01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:52,140 Wait! 1436 01:28:53,850 --> 01:28:55,600 What did Bisi swallow? 1437 01:28:56,560 --> 01:28:58,020 You know what? I don't care. 1438 01:28:58,100 --> 01:29:00,770 You found the ring.\NOh my God! I'm so happy. 1439 01:29:00,850 --> 01:29:02,270 And it's time for us to actually 1440 01:29:02,350 --> 01:29:04,230 do this the proper way, right? 1441 01:29:04,310 --> 01:29:07,310 -So [clears throat].\N-[music] 1442 01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:11,020 Can you hold this one please? 1443 01:29:11,100 --> 01:29:12,600 Chioma Amadi. 1444 01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:15,310 It's fine, forget about it. 1445 01:29:15,390 --> 01:29:16,890 -It's this.\N-Okay. 1446 01:29:16,980 --> 01:29:20,230 -Will you be my wife?\N-Yes. Yes. [laughs] 1447 01:29:20,310 --> 01:29:23,980 [gentle music] 1448 01:29:32,390 --> 01:29:33,480 [Bisi screams] 1449 01:29:36,100 --> 01:29:38,270 [in Yoruba] Nonso, it will\Nnever be well with you. 1450 01:29:45,230 --> 01:29:47,520 [Sandra laughs] 1451 01:30:00,430 --> 01:30:02,060 Okay. Okay. 1452 01:30:02,770 --> 01:30:04,180 Let me get this straight. 1453 01:30:04,270 --> 01:30:07,600 So after dealing with all that shit, 1454 01:30:07,680 --> 01:30:09,060 [in Pidgin] It was a fish bone you\Nswallowed? 1455 01:30:09,140 --> 01:30:10,850 I know right? I am really pained. 1456 01:30:10,930 --> 01:30:12,230 [Sandra laughs] 1457 01:30:12,310 --> 01:30:14,180 I don't even want to\Nthink too much about it. 1458 01:30:14,270 --> 01:30:17,350 [in Pidgin] Bisi, your village\Npeople have cast a spell on you. 1459 01:30:17,430 --> 01:30:19,270 Yes of course. Check it out. 1460 01:30:19,930 --> 01:30:23,600 After practically going through shit, eww! 1461 01:30:25,270 --> 01:30:26,810 You still lose the ring. 1462 01:30:27,730 --> 01:30:32,850 [in Pidgin] I didn't lose that ring,\Nthat ring is mine. 1463 01:30:32,930 --> 01:30:34,520 [in Pidgin] I didn't lose that\Nring at all 1464 01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:36,520 -I swear.\N-[Sandra laughs] 1465 01:30:40,850 --> 01:30:44,140 Sandra, I will need your help. 1466 01:30:44,230 --> 01:30:45,140 Huh? 1467 01:30:46,680 --> 01:30:47,770 Hello. 1468 01:30:47,850 --> 01:30:49,640 [Sandra] Hello is this Nonso? 1469 01:30:49,730 --> 01:30:51,600 Yeah, hello this is Nonso speaking.\NWho is this? 1470 01:30:51,680 --> 01:30:54,350 [Sandra] I am a nurse with\Nthe Lagos State Emergency Response. 1471 01:30:54,430 --> 01:30:56,560 I am at your fiance's\Napartment now, Chioma. 1472 01:30:56,640 --> 01:31:00,180 She fell down in the bathroom\Nand she's in a very bad shape. 1473 01:31:00,270 --> 01:31:01,430 [Nonso exclaims] 1474 01:31:03,480 --> 01:31:06,180 [Sandra] Can you come over now?\NLike right now. 1475 01:31:06,270 --> 01:31:07,730 Okay, right, I'll be there. 1476 01:31:07,810 --> 01:31:08,980 Okay, good. 1477 01:31:11,680 --> 01:31:12,640 [hand slapping] 1478 01:31:12,730 --> 01:31:15,480 [dramatic music] 1479 01:31:27,810 --> 01:31:30,810 [quirky music] 1480 01:31:56,020 --> 01:31:58,680 [door knocking] 1481 01:32:09,810 --> 01:32:13,270 [dramatic music] 1482 01:32:32,310 --> 01:32:34,850 [Chioma] Hold on babe,\Nlet me get this straight. 1483 01:32:34,930 --> 01:32:37,100 So a lady called and said 1484 01:32:37,180 --> 01:32:40,060 That you were in an accident\Nand it was an emergency 1485 01:32:40,140 --> 01:32:42,640 and I needed to get here now. 1486 01:32:42,730 --> 01:32:43,890 That's weird. 1487 01:32:43,980 --> 01:32:45,230 Super weird. 1488 01:32:45,310 --> 01:32:46,640 Why would anyone do that? 1489 01:32:46,730 --> 01:32:47,980 I don't know. 1490 01:32:49,020 --> 01:32:50,480 I don't know. 1491 01:32:54,730 --> 01:32:56,430 No. 1492 01:32:57,270 --> 01:32:58,890 -Bisi.\N-No. 1493 01:32:58,980 --> 01:33:00,980 I mean, I don't think it's Bisi. 1494 01:33:01,060 --> 01:33:03,020 Why would she want to do\Nthat in the first place? 1495 01:33:03,600 --> 01:33:05,850 I dunno, maybe she's\Ntrying to get back at us 1496 01:33:05,930 --> 01:33:07,560 for the laxatives. 1497 01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:11,520 [both laughing] 1498 01:33:15,230 --> 01:33:16,060 No. 1499 01:33:16,140 --> 01:33:18,560 But on a more serious note,\NI don't think it's Bisi. 1500 01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:19,730 If it was Bisi, first of all 1501 01:33:19,810 --> 01:33:21,560 I would have recognized\Nher voice when she called. 1502 01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:22,770 How about that? 1503 01:33:22,850 --> 01:33:25,140 Look, I can't think of anyone else. 1504 01:33:25,230 --> 01:33:27,020 Did you call the number back? 1505 01:33:27,980 --> 01:33:29,310 Actually, no. 1506 01:33:30,310 --> 01:33:31,560 -Anyway.\N-Babe. 1507 01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:32,850 Let me try. 1508 01:33:33,810 --> 01:33:35,680 Anyway, I'm fine. 1509 01:33:35,770 --> 01:33:37,020 Glad you're here. 1510 01:33:37,100 --> 01:33:39,850 [Woman] We apologize, this\Nnumber can not receive calls 1511 01:33:39,930 --> 01:33:41,230 at the moment. 1512 01:33:41,310 --> 01:33:44,140 Please try again later. Thank you. 1513 01:33:55,850 --> 01:33:58,480 [pan sizzling] 1514 01:34:00,810 --> 01:34:02,350 [knock at the door] 1515 01:34:11,270 --> 01:34:13,890 [Bisi using male voice shouts]\NIInside, move. 1516 01:34:13,980 --> 01:34:14,810 Move. 1517 01:34:14,890 --> 01:34:19,100 -[dramatic music]\N-[Bisi] My friend! Inside. Go. 1518 01:34:20,850 --> 01:34:22,060 Move it. 1519 01:34:24,480 --> 01:34:25,850 Get down. Get down. 1520 01:34:25,930 --> 01:34:28,230 [in Pidgin] Sit here 1521 01:34:28,310 --> 01:34:29,850 Freeze. Don't move. 1522 01:34:29,930 --> 01:34:32,600 -Freeze! I said don't move.\N-[Chioma pleading] 1523 01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:35,890 Hey, you, come here. Move. 1524 01:34:36,980 --> 01:34:38,020 Move. 1525 01:34:39,930 --> 01:34:42,480 Now kneel down. 1526 01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:43,770 Kneel down. 1527 01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:48,270 Let's hurry, I don't like this 1528 01:34:50,270 --> 01:34:51,520 Yeah. 1529 01:34:53,430 --> 01:34:55,930 Please don't hurt us.\NPlease, we'll give you anything you need. 1530 01:34:56,020 --> 01:34:57,890 I have money. I have fifty thousand Naira.\NLet me go and get it. 1531 01:34:57,980 --> 01:34:59,730 Stay there, I'll shoot you. 1532 01:34:59,810 --> 01:35:02,390 I'll shoot you now. 1533 01:35:02,480 --> 01:35:05,640 What if I want something\Nthat is not money? 1534 01:35:05,730 --> 01:35:08,060 It's another thing I want. 1535 01:35:08,140 --> 01:35:10,980 [both scream] Please don't rape us! 1536 01:35:11,060 --> 01:35:12,600 [Bisi shouts] Shut up! 1537 01:35:12,680 --> 01:35:14,850 Shut up! 1538 01:35:14,930 --> 01:35:17,930 Quiet. Keep quiet. 1539 01:35:18,020 --> 01:35:20,890 Hey, shut up. 1540 01:35:20,980 --> 01:35:22,310 Give me that your ring. 1541 01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:25,560 This ring on your hand. 1542 01:35:25,640 --> 01:35:27,020 This ring on your hand, I want it. 1543 01:35:27,100 --> 01:35:28,270 Give me the ring. 1544 01:35:28,350 --> 01:35:31,600 No, not that one. This one. 1545 01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:33,350 Yes. Give it me now. 1546 01:35:34,020 --> 01:35:36,230 [Chioma crying] God! 1547 01:35:37,180 --> 01:35:38,100 Take anything please, 1548 01:35:38,180 --> 01:35:39,520 why you want to take my\Nengagement ring, please? 1549 01:35:39,600 --> 01:35:40,890 [Bisi] Just shut up. 1550 01:35:40,980 --> 01:35:41,930 I will shoot you oh. 1551 01:35:42,020 --> 01:35:44,310 Shoot her. 1552 01:35:44,390 --> 01:35:46,270 Give me the ring before I shot you. 1553 01:35:46,350 --> 01:35:48,600 -Give me, now.\N-Chioma, do you want to die? 1554 01:35:48,680 --> 01:35:51,350 See, me I don't want to die oh.\NGive them the ring now. 1555 01:35:51,430 --> 01:35:52,930 If that's what they want, give them. 1556 01:35:53,020 --> 01:35:54,430 This ring is so important. 1557 01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:56,350 It's my fiance's dead mom's ring. 1558 01:35:56,430 --> 01:35:59,060 It's the only memory he has of her.\NPlease. 1559 01:35:59,140 --> 01:36:00,850 Give me that ring now before I shoot. 1560 01:36:00,930 --> 01:36:02,180 Shoot. 1561 01:36:02,270 --> 01:36:03,480 -Wait.\N-[Cynthia screaming] 1562 01:36:03,560 --> 01:36:06,390 Chioma give them the ring.\NChioma please, give them the ring. 1563 01:36:06,480 --> 01:36:07,310 Give them the ring. 1564 01:36:07,390 --> 01:36:10,140 Chioma, just give them the ring. 1565 01:36:10,230 --> 01:36:12,270 Chioma give them the ring. 1566 01:36:12,350 --> 01:36:14,390 Okay, wait! 1567 01:36:14,480 --> 01:36:15,850 Chioma, look at me. 1568 01:36:15,930 --> 01:36:17,390 Look, give them the ring. 1569 01:36:17,480 --> 01:36:19,140 Give them the ring. 1570 01:36:19,230 --> 01:36:20,350 Give them the ring. 1571 01:36:20,430 --> 01:36:24,480 Just take it off. She'll give it to you. 1572 01:36:24,560 --> 01:36:25,770 Take. 1573 01:36:25,850 --> 01:36:27,230 Let me see it. 1574 01:36:27,310 --> 01:36:29,270 So this is the ring you\Nsaid it is worth millions? 1575 01:36:31,600 --> 01:36:33,810 How do you know the\Nring is worth millions? 1576 01:36:33,890 --> 01:36:34,930 Shut up. 1577 01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:36,930 Give me that ring. 1578 01:36:37,020 --> 01:36:39,680 Give me that ring. Nonsense\Ngirl, give me that ring. 1579 01:36:39,770 --> 01:36:42,350 -[Chioma and Cynthia screaming]\N-[upbeat music] 1580 01:36:44,730 --> 01:36:46,140 I'll shoot you. 1581 01:36:46,230 --> 01:36:48,310 Give me that ring, I'll shoot you. 1582 01:36:48,390 --> 01:36:50,680 I will shoot you. Give me that ring. 1583 01:36:50,770 --> 01:36:52,140 [Chioma] Bisi? 1584 01:36:54,430 --> 01:36:56,270 -Bisi?\N-You again. 1585 01:36:56,350 --> 01:36:57,930 You again? 1586 01:36:58,600 --> 01:36:59,730 Ah! 1587 01:37:00,730 --> 01:37:03,560 [Sandra in Pidgin[ We have been exposed.\NBisi, I warned you. 1588 01:37:03,640 --> 01:37:05,270 Bisi, why are you doing this now? 1589 01:37:05,350 --> 01:37:06,310 [Bisi] Give me that ring now. 1590 01:37:06,390 --> 01:37:08,600 -Wait, listen, we'll come to an agreement.\N-[Sandra] Bisi I warned you 1591 01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:09,770 [Bisi] Give me that\Nring or I'll shoot you. 1592 01:37:09,850 --> 01:37:12,140 -No don't shoot.\N-I will shoot you. 1593 01:37:12,230 --> 01:37:14,560 -[gun fires]\N-[Chioma shouts] 1594 01:37:15,520 --> 01:37:18,140 Huh? Toy gun? 1595 01:37:18,230 --> 01:37:20,100 Toy gun. Toy gun. 1596 01:37:20,180 --> 01:37:21,020 No. 1597 01:37:21,100 --> 01:37:23,730 [thudding] 1598 01:37:23,810 --> 01:37:26,480 [Bisi shouting] 1599 01:37:30,980 --> 01:37:31,930 Get out. 1600 01:37:39,850 --> 01:37:41,980 [dramatic music] 1601 01:37:42,770 --> 01:37:45,810 [Bisi] Sandra! 1602 01:37:47,810 --> 01:37:49,270 Sandra. 1603 01:37:49,350 --> 01:37:50,850 Bisi welcome oh. 1604 01:37:52,350 --> 01:37:56,060 [in Pidgin] So you just left me and\Nran back home to come and eat Amala. 1605 01:37:56,140 --> 01:37:58,310 [in Pidgin] Oh please, I\Ncannot kill myself because of a ring. 1606 01:37:58,390 --> 01:37:59,560 I cannot kill myself because of a ring. 1607 01:38:00,890 --> 01:38:03,100 So if those girls had killed\Nme, what would you have said? 1608 01:38:03,180 --> 01:38:04,430 No problem. 1609 01:38:05,060 --> 01:38:07,810 Let me join you in eating\Nsome of the Amala. 1610 01:38:07,890 --> 01:38:09,310 You want to eat? 1611 01:38:09,390 --> 01:38:10,730 I am starving now 1612 01:38:10,810 --> 01:38:12,230 No, go back on your quest for ring. 1613 01:38:15,430 --> 01:38:17,980 Damn, those girls are so strong 1614 01:38:18,060 --> 01:38:20,850 [hopeful music] 1615 01:38:20,930 --> 01:38:22,680 [Jay] See, Nonso has always\Nbeen the kind of friend 1616 01:38:22,770 --> 01:38:25,180 you call when you're in trouble. 1617 01:38:25,270 --> 01:38:27,310 You can always count on him. 1618 01:38:28,520 --> 01:38:31,930 No matter how complicated the problem is, 1619 01:38:32,020 --> 01:38:34,730 Nonso is always first\Nin line to lend a hand. 1620 01:38:35,350 --> 01:38:39,430 Chioma, he's found his match in you. 1621 01:38:43,680 --> 01:38:45,980 I'm so excited that you guys\Nare taking the next step 1622 01:38:46,060 --> 01:38:47,560 in your relationship. 1623 01:38:47,640 --> 01:38:49,230 And I can't wait to be\Nstanding next to you 1624 01:38:49,310 --> 01:38:50,930 when you say your "I Dos." 1625 01:38:51,020 --> 01:38:53,140 Chioma, Nonso. 1626 01:38:54,390 --> 01:38:58,680 may your love be as deep as the ocean, 1627 01:38:58,770 --> 01:39:02,230 and your troubles…\Nas light as its bubbles. 1628 01:39:02,310 --> 01:39:03,390 [Chioma and Nonso laugh] 1629 01:39:03,480 --> 01:39:05,180 To the future bride and groom. 1630 01:39:05,270 --> 01:39:06,930 To Chioma and Nonso. 1631 01:39:07,020 --> 01:39:09,020 -Cheers guys\N-[glasses clinks] 1632 01:39:09,100 --> 01:39:10,680 Cheers baby. 1633 01:39:17,480 --> 01:39:18,480 Get a room. 1634 01:39:21,180 --> 01:39:24,850 [Chioma and Nonso laughing] 1635 01:39:27,100 --> 01:39:28,680 Oh my god! 1636 01:39:28,770 --> 01:39:31,020 [Jay] Sorry guys, one minute. 1637 01:39:35,890 --> 01:39:36,810 Hey! 1638 01:39:41,600 --> 01:39:42,640 Hey. 1639 01:39:47,430 --> 01:39:49,640 You know, I know that look. 1640 01:39:49,730 --> 01:39:51,100 What look? 1641 01:39:51,180 --> 01:39:53,180 That look you gave me. 1642 01:39:53,270 --> 01:39:55,020 I know what it means. 1643 01:39:57,480 --> 01:39:59,060 What does it mean? 1644 01:40:02,270 --> 01:40:05,270 You want to kiss me right now, don't you? 1645 01:40:07,430 --> 01:40:08,600 I'd love to. 1646 01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:11,810 So what are you waiting for? 1647 01:40:14,390 --> 01:40:17,730 [gentle music] 1648 01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:48,890 ♪ Love is beautiful ♪ 1649 01:40:48,980 --> 01:40:53,060 ♪ When you find someone\NWho can touch your heart ♪ 1650 01:40:53,140 --> 01:40:55,390 ♪ And soul ♪ 1651 01:40:56,390 --> 01:41:00,180 ♪ My love oh! My love oh! ♪ 1652 01:41:00,270 --> 01:41:05,310 ♪ I've been struck by your cupid arrows ♪ 1653 01:41:05,390 --> 01:41:09,230 ♪ It's like you are a magician ♪ 1654 01:41:10,140 --> 01:41:15,100 ♪ Because your touch is magical ♪ 1655 01:41:15,180 --> 01:41:17,850 ♪ When you look into my eyes ♪ 1656 01:41:17,930 --> 01:41:20,640 ♪ It's my love you see ♪ 1657 01:41:20,730 --> 01:41:25,730 ♪ The feeling that I get is magical ♪ 1658 01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:29,060 ♪ Baby your love is magical ♪ 1659 01:41:29,140 --> 01:41:31,310 ♪ I salute oh I ♪ 1660 01:41:31,390 --> 01:41:36,350 ♪ I salute oh I, I salute\Nfor this your love ♪ 1661 01:41:36,430 --> 01:41:38,850 ♪ The way you love is magical ♪ 1662 01:41:38,930 --> 01:41:41,350 ♪ I salute oh I ♪ 1663 01:41:41,430 --> 01:41:46,430 ♪ I salute oh I, salute\Nfor this your love ♪ 1664 01:41:47,230 --> 01:41:50,560 ♪ It's the way you hold me ♪ 1665 01:41:50,640 --> 01:41:55,520 ♪ Oh, the way you touch me ♪ 1666 01:41:55,600 --> 01:42:00,390 ♪ Oh, it is way you love me ♪ 1667 01:42:00,480 --> 01:42:05,140 ♪ Nobody make me feel like this ♪ 1668 01:42:05,230 --> 01:42:08,060 ♪ So my ATM I surrender ♪ 1669 01:42:08,140 --> 01:42:10,600 ♪ My bank account is now yours ♪ 1670 01:42:10,680 --> 01:42:13,020 ♪ My body I surrender ♪ 1671 01:42:13,100 --> 01:42:15,520 ♪ Do with me as you want ♪ 1672 01:42:15,600 --> 01:42:20,100 ♪ It's like you are a magician ♪ 1673 01:42:20,180 --> 01:42:25,180 ♪ Because your touch is magical ♪ 1674 01:42:25,270 --> 01:42:27,890 ♪ When you look into my eyes ♪ 1675 01:42:27,980 --> 01:42:30,430 ♪ It is my love you will see ♪ 1676 01:42:30,520 --> 01:42:35,520 ♪ The feeling that I get is magical ♪ 1677 01:42:36,310 --> 01:42:38,980 ♪ Baby your love is magical ♪ 1678 01:42:39,060 --> 01:42:40,060 ♪ I salute ♪ 1679 01:42:40,140 --> 01:42:41,480 Subtitle translation by: Adefoluke Adebayo 110756