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Hello? Oh, hi, Larry.
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Morning, Samantha. Has Darrin left?
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He left at 5:00 this morning.
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Driving up to Bridgeport to take care
of that account for you. Why?
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I was hoping to catch him
before he left.
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It's that new client,
Mr. Morgan, our prize headache.
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Oh, yes. I've heard about him.
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Darrin hasn't told you all about him.
He doesn't use that language.
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Well, he told me what kind of
a tyrant he is.
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Tyrant is putting it mildly.
He's still living in the Victorian Age.
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The louder you talked,
the righter you were.
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He wasn't due until tomorrow but he
checked in at the hotel this morning.
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No, no, no, no, don't bother.
As long as Darrin's already gone...
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...I'll just handle him solo.
Thanks anyway, Sam.
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Oh, you're welcome, Larry. Bye-bye.
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Well, what was all that about?
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Darrin's firm has a new client
that's been giving them trouble.
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Seems he's some sort of a tyrant.
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Acts as though he's still living in
the Victorian Age.
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Oh, now, don't you say anything
against the Victorian Age. I loved it.
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Those were the days.
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Did you know I was once
lady in waiting to Queen Victoria?
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Really? I didn't know that.
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No, you and your mother
were in Tibet at the time.
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I just had an urge to rub elbows
with royalty.
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And the more I think of it,
the more I like the idea.
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What idea?
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To go back to the Victorian Age.
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Well, now, Aunt Clara,
do you really think that's wise?
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Unless you're absolutely sure
you know the right spell.
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I wouldn't want you to end up
in the wrong century.
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Now, don't you worry about me.
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Oh, I still have a lot on the ball.
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Now, watch.
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Eye of newt
Leg of spider
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Queen Victoria
Tallyho
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I cast my spell
And off I go
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Your Majesty.
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You're not Queen Victoria.
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I'm sorry about that, Aunt Clara,
but I'm just as glad you didn't go.
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Wouldn't want you to get lost
or anything.
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We don't know where we are...
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...but we are not amused.
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You said you were her
lady in waiting.
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Well, what does
a lady in waiting do?
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When the bell rings,
you run like crazy.
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Your Majesty. I'm Clara.
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Your lady in waiting.
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Clara?
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We don't recall the name,
but the face is vaguely familiar.
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Your Majesty always said...
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...I was the vaguest person
you had ever known.
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Clara. We--
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Clara, your limbs are showing.
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Oh, yes. Well, they are sticking out,
aren't they, madam?
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You wouldn't dare set foot
out of the palace like that.
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-Yet you have the audacity--
-Your Majesty--
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We do not speak until we are
spoken to.
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Well, I'm sorry, Your Majesty.
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Who are you?
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Well, I'm the niece of your
lady in waiting.
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Niece? You look more like a nephew.
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Where--? Where are we?
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Have I been spoken to?
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You have been spoken to.
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Well, speak up, Samantha.
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I forgot the question.
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Clara...
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...we know where we are.
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We want to find out
if you know where you are.
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Well, I'm in New York, Your Majesty.
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The United States of America?
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-Yes.
-President McKinley!
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Where?
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We must make preparations
for President McKinley to call.
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If you'll excuse me for a moment,
Your Majesty.
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-Young lady!
-Yes?
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We never turn our back upon
our queen.
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Well, I beg your pardon,
Your Majesty.
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I was just going outside to get
the morning paper...
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...so I could show Her Majesty
that she is in the 20th century.
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Mr. Morgan. Good to see you again.
If I'd known you were coming earlier--
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If you'd known you'd know as much
about my business as I do.
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Yes. But Mr. Stephens is in charge of
your account, and he won't be back--
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I'm the one who's in charge
of my account.
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The trouble with you is that you
don't have any initiative.
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I pay you to work out a campaign,
then I have to do all the work myself.
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-What's this?
-The layouts...
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...that Mr. Stephens has been
working on.
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Now, if you'll notice the way
we worked the trade name in--
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Don't talk when I'm thinking.
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And don't turn your back on me.
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Pay attention.
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I am paying attention, Mr. Morgan.
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I asked you not to talk while
I'm trying to think.
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Mr. Morgan, I'm sure you're not
paying us...
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...all this money to remain silent.
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I've helped Mr. Stephens on this
campaign and--
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The blind leading the blind.
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Mr. Morgan, I hope you know--
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We're talking again.
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I can't help it. I can't remain silent.
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Mr. Morgan, we're trying very hard
to modernize--
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Now, now, we're not angry with you.
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It's just I'm always hoping
that someday I'll find someone...
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...who can do something without
my assistance.
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It's the same in my factory.
There isn't a man in it...
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...who can do anything
without my assistance.
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When did you say
this Stephens will be back?
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I talked to his wife earlier,
and she said--
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I'd like to meet his wife.
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I judge a man by the wife he selects.
If she'd like to have us for cocktails...
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...I drink martinis.
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As the northern states shivered
in a near-record cold wave...
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...Californians flocked to the beaches
in temperatures in the high 80s.
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Oh, Aunt Clara, isn't it marvellous...
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...how she's adjusted
to the 20th century?
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Yes. She always said that royalty...
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...could not indulge
in the luxury of surprise.
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Surfing conditions were excellent,
and the warm weather...
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...produced more than its share...
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...of bikini-clad sun worshippers
showing off the latest fashions.
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Has neither one of you
the decency to faint?
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Come, Clara.
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We are not amused.
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-Larry?
-Hi, Samantha.
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Hi. I didn't expect you.
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Well, it's one of those
unexpected days.
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Here's your paper.
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You came all the way out from
the city just to bring my paper?
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-Samantha, I have a favour to ask.
-Couldn't you have phoned?
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I was afraid you'd say no.
This way I can get down on my knees.
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-What is it?
-It's Mr. Morgan.
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Oh, the terrible tiger.
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Could you invite him to cocktails?
I realize it's a terrible imposition--
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-Darrin isn't here. Couldn't you--?
-But he wants to meet you.
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Me?
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He judges men by their wives.
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Larry, well, if there's anything
I could do to help, I'd--
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What's that?
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And what happened to your
television set?
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This way, Your Majesty.
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What the--?
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We do not speak
until we are spoken to.
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Her Majesty expresses
her appreciation...
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...your bringing her
the evening paper.
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An aunt of mine.
Thinks she's Queen Victoria.
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I knew you had one peculiar aunt,
but--
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Two. They try to outdo each other.
Sort of friendly competition.
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Samantha.
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Mr. Morgan's account
runs well over a million dollars.
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Would it be asking too much of you...
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...to keep the royalty out of sight
while Mr. Morgan is here?
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Oh, yes, Larry. I understand.
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Good. Well, then I'll see you at 5
with Mr. Morgan for cocktails.
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-Good, Larry. Bye-bye.
-Bye.
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Good news.
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I hope so.
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She likes your bedroom.
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Oh, that's nice.
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And more good news.
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She feels the same about
the 20th century as I do.
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Now we're gonna get some action.
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I hope not.
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Oh, Clara, the world is in
a terrible state of affairs.
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Oh, it is in a mess.
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Indians massacre Chicago!
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Oh, no, no, Your Majesty.
That's the baseball page.
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Baseball?
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Yes. It's a game.
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I'm very vague about it...
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...but I think it has something to do
with eating hot dogs.
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Oh, well.
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What are we, Victoria Regina...
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...Queen of the United Kingdom
of Great Britain and Ireland...
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...Empress of India-- What are we
doing in the 20th century?
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Providence obviously
desires our assistance...
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...in straightening things out.
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We accept the divine right of kings...
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...as a divine responsibility and duty.
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Clara, fetch us pen and paper.
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We shall begin by issuing
some decrees.
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Oh, another martini, Mr. Morgan?
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Why, thank you, Mrs. Stephens.
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My husband is looking forward to
working with you.
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He should be. He'll have the benefit
of all my years of experience.
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Her Majesty would like some tea.
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Majesty?
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Our daughter is like a princess.
We call her "Your Majesty."
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Oh, very charming.
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Would you excuse me for a moment?
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Aunt Clara.
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Aunt Clara, whatever you do,
don't let her come downstairs.
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Oh, no one tells her what to do.
She has a mind of her own.
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Aunt Clara, you just have to
send her back.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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We are going to straighten out
the 20th century.
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She has the brains, I have the magic.
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But I must be very discreet because
she mustn't know that I'm a witch.
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Clara, we will start with
the Western Hemisphere.
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Oh, yes, dear.
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-You saw her?
-What was she?
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She's my Aunt Harriet.
She thinks she's Queen Victoria.
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Well.
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Well, if-- If you could just ignore her.
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Ignore her? Why, I admire her.
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She's my kind of woman.
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I say, if you have to go out
of your mind, go out in a big way!
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Here she is. Will you be kind enough
to present me to Her Majesty?
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Your Majesty, may I present
Mr. Morgan?
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You may rise, Mr. Morgan.
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We were impressed with you
the moment we saw you.
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You hear that?
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You remind us of Mr. Gladstone.
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No kidding? I've always reminded
myself of a big shot like Gladstone.
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You know, cracking the whip
over Parliament.
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We detest Mr. Gladstone.
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That's what I call a real
regal attitude.
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Not afraid to speak out.
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I'm that way myself. I--
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Why don't you two run along...
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...and let me have a private little chat
with Her Majesty.
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Well, I don't think that--
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You're arguing with me, Tate.
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Sorry.
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Off with you. Off, off, off, off.
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Now, let's you and I
have a VIP conversation.
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You tell me how you
run your empire...
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...I'll tell you how I run
my mattress factory.
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Sir, have you forgotten yourself?
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Oh, not a chance.
I never forget me, or anything else.
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I have a memory like a steel trap.
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We have not given you permission
to seat yourself.
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Oh, come on, come on.
Sit down. Let's talk empires.
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Even Mr. Gladstone has
greater respect for the Crown.
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Now, take it easy, Your Majesty.
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Let's keep this on a basis
of friendly equality.
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Equality?
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You're the commonest commoner
I've ever encountered.
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No gentleman would seat himself
before a lady...
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...let alone the queen of England.
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Well?
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I'm trying to go along with you.
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I'm trying to be friendly with you.
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But don't push me too far!
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00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:24,650
You will kindly...show
proper respect...for the Crown.
247
00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:27,251
I told you to cut that out.
248
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:31,971
That is better.
You shall remain on your feet.
249
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:38,413
-Enough is enough!
-I'll say it is, Mr. Morgan.
250
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,332
Excuse me, Your Majesty.
251
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:43,418
May I escort you upstairs?
Perhaps you'd like a little nap.
252
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:46,458
You keep out of this, Tate.
I can handle this nut.
253
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,691
We are not amused.
254
00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:51,659
Excuse me, Your Majesty.
But this self-appointed emperor...
255
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:54,010
...of a mattress factory
has it coming to him.
256
00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:56,893
We haven't given anyone
permission to speak.
257
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:59,574
-Oh, shut up!
-Don't you tell anyone in this house...
258
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:02,658
...to shut up.
This is Darrin Stephens' house.
259
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:06,256
He's the one who says shut up.
May I speak for your husband?
260
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,697
Oh, be-- Be-- Be my guest.
261
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,452
Shut up.
262
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:27,252
How do you like that?
263
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:30,577
I finally got up enough nerve to do it.
264
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:34,609
Your Majesty, we humbly apologize.
265
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:37,374
We shall retire to our bedchamber.
266
00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:41,368
If we decide to forgive,
we shall notify you.
267
00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:50,569
Larry, I'm very proud the way you
stood up to him...
268
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:53,294
...but it's a million-dollar account,
don't you--?
269
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,100
Songwriters are missing
the greatest hit in the world.
270
00:17:56,300 --> 00:18:00,691
You know, they should put music
to those words: "Shut up."
271
00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:06,013
-Samantha?
-Yes?
272
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:08,017
Do you have someplace
I could lie down?
273
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:12,213
-Would you like an ice pack?
-No, thanks. I just want to lie down.
274
00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:14,571
Guest room's at the top of the stairs.
275
00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:17,214
All the time I was telling him off,
I was wondering...
276
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:19,536
...why I wasn't the least bit worried.
277
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:21,173
Now I know.
278
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:23,132
The time hadn't come yet.
279
00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:26,129
Now I'm worried.
280
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:44,093
You are falling asleep.
281
00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:49,017
You are falling asleep.
282
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:02,015
Deeper and deeper asleep.
283
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:07,135
You are dreaming
that you are Queen Victoria.
284
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:15,296
You run your factory just like
Queen Victoria ran her empire.
285
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,730
Oh, we certainly do.
286
00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:21,012
If anybody gets out of line,
we let them have it with our fan.
287
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:24,451
You ring your little bell,
and everybody jumps.
288
00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:26,532
You're fired!
289
00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:29,618
You sit on your throne and tell
everybody how to do everything.
290
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:33,256
We are not amused with
your advertising campaign.
291
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:37,135
But you are not Queen Victoria,
you're only a petty little tyrant.
292
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:39,376
And as you think back in history...
293
00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:43,095
...you know how tyrants came
to their end.
294
00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:10,654
-Larry.
-What is it?
295
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,178
It's Mr. Morgan. He's back.
296
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,972
Morgan?
297
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,098
Oh, let me think.
Let me think.
298
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:18,898
Let me think of a good apology.
299
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,455
I can be the most apologetic person
in the world...
300
00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:23,139
...when I put my heart into it.
301
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,170
-May I come in?
-Yes, of course.
302
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:29,496
I won't stay a moment.
Is Mr. Tate still here?
303
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:32,692
-Mr. Morgan.
-Well, Tate
304
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,858
I just came by to tell you of the most
wonderful dream I had.
305
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:40,019
I dreamed I was Queen Victoria.
Isn't that fantastic?
306
00:20:40,260 --> 00:20:43,058
It suddenly dawned on me
that you were telling the truth.
307
00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:45,455
I have been running my business
like a tyrant...
308
00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:48,777
...treating people as though I were
the queen mother, the queen bee.
309
00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:52,370
-That's absolute nonsense--
-You're talking while I'm talking.
310
00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:54,138
Sorry.
311
00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:58,058
Nobody else has ever dared
tell me to my face.
312
00:20:58,260 --> 00:20:59,852
I admire you, Tate.
313
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:02,449
You're the kind of man
I want to handle my account.
314
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,419
-And I'll keep my nose out of it.
-Oh, no, no, Mr. Morgan--
315
00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:07,013
You're talking again.
316
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:08,892
Sorry.
317
00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:11,894
Well, that's all I came by to say.
318
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,977
I'll see Stephens when he gets back.
319
00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:15,408
Good.
320
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:18,259
-Goodbye. Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.
321
00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:19,734
Night-night, Mr. Morgan.
322
00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:21,419
Nighty-night.
323
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:23,818
Well, how about that?
324
00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:25,778
Yes, how about that.
325
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:31,294
Now, if I can make it to my car...
326
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,809
...I think I'll go home and have
a double.
327
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,293
-Nighty-night.
-Nighty-night.
328
00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:49,891
Her Majesty will be down
in a moment.
329
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:51,852
Oh, really, Aunt Clara.
330
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,972
Darrin is going to be home soon,
and she cannot be here!
331
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:56,613
Now, please, send her back.
332
00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:01,091
I've forgotten the spell.
333
00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:03,535
Well, you leave me no alternative.
334
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:08,211
I may not be able to send her back,
but I can certainly get her down here.
335
00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:12,252
How did we get here?
336
00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:16,177
We didn't come down the stairs...
337
00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:19,099
...and we don't recall jumping.
338
00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:23,015
We came here like this, Your Majesty.
339
00:22:26,860 --> 00:22:28,293
I am a witch.
340
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,859
We do not approve of such things.
341
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:35,735
Sorcery and witchcraft are forbidden.
342
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:40,690
Clara, you are her aunt.
You're not a witch?
343
00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:44,137
Well, we can't all be perfect,
Your Majesty.
344
00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:51,492
I do seem to recall my beloved
Albert-- Even Albert liked you.
345
00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:55,050
If we had known this
in the 19th century...
346
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:57,939
...we would have had you flogged.
347
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:04,495
Our memory may be bad...
348
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:09,137
...but when we get mad,
we remember our spells.
349
00:23:09,380 --> 00:23:12,736
Eye of a newt
Leg of a spider
350
00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:16,609
Queen Victoria
Tallyho
351
00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:20,648
I cast my spell
And off you go
352
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:26,729
Oh, Aunt Clara,
now we've got Prince Albert.
353
00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:30,416
Maybe I didn't use
enough English on it.
354
00:24:21,380 --> 00:24:23,336
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