All language subtitles for 21 - Ling Ling

Well, hello there.

Where did you come from?

You hungry?

I don't think so.

Oh! Hello, Mrs. Kravitz.
Looking for your cat?

No, my bird.

Oh, my stars.

Well, you don't mean...

Well, I put Tweety
out for her sunbath,

and then I heard this meowing,

and when I went out,
the cage was empty.

There she is. Where?

There. Don't you see?

No, I don't see. Where?

Oh! There you are, Tweety.

Oh, I'm so glad you're safe.

Oh, Tweety, don't you
ever worry your mommy

like that again.

Oh, you saw Tweety
way up there on the roof.

You must have wonderful eyes.

Thank you.

I'm glad Tweety's back.

Oh, so am I!

Oh, Tweety!

Tweety...

Hello!

Oh, hi, Wally.

How are you?

In trouble as usual, Samantha.

Has Darrin left yet?

No. No, he hasn't.

Just a second. I'll call him.

Darrin... ooh.

It's for you... Thank you.

Wally Ames. He sounds upset.

I'll bet he does.

Hello, Wally.

What's that?

Rick Avery just called.

He's tired of waiting around

for Pickering to approve a girl

for the "Jewel of
the East" campaign.

He said to tell you that
he is on his way to Paris.

Okay, so he is on
his way to Paris.

When we find the right
girl, you'll photograph her.

Of course you can do it, Wally.

You're every bit
as good as Avery

any day of the week.

Yeah. The only
trick is to find a girl

that Pickering will approve.

He said to tell you...
Don't panic, Wally.

I'll be down as soon as I can.

Goodbye.

Here, darling, drink this.

I'll fix the eggs.

Oh, never mind, honey.
I won't have time. Oh!

Could you believe it?

There isn't a girl in this city

that Pickering will approve
as the "Jewel of the East."

What's he looking for?

Someone exotic and Eastern

for the annual
institutional layout.

We just haven't been able
to come up with the right face.

Well, don't worry.

You'll find her.
I know you will.

It better be soon.

We're right down
to the deadline.

I only need her for one day.

I wish I could
help you. So do I,

but never mind.

See you tonight.

Oh!

He's very upset, you know?

Say... you're exotic-looking...

And you come from the East.

You may just be the right face.

Cat, how'd you like
to be a cover girl?

Hmm?

The "Jewel of the East."

The point is, Wally,

you've been doing
Avery's work for years.

He got the reputation,
you've got all the talent.

I wish I could believe that.

I wish you could too,
because it's the truth.

All you need is a chance.

Now, you're willing
to give Wally a shot

at photographing the
Pickering campaign,

aren't you, Larry?

What makes you think
there's going to be a campaign?

All we need's the right model.

How many have we
shown him? Twenty, 25.

All great-looking girls,

and he hasn't okayed
one, right? Right.

Suppose the impossible happened

and the right girl did
walk in right this minute,

would we still have time
to make the next issue?

Sure.

If she walked in
right this minute.

Yes?

There's a young lady

to see you and Mr. Stephens.

Not now.

Mr. Tate, I think you'd
better see this one.

Okay, send her in.

Cheer up, Larry.
This might be the one.

Dreamer.

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

My name is Ling-Ling.

A friend suggested I
might serve your needs

as the girl

for the "Jewel of
the East" campaign.

I haven't much experience,

but I'm very adaptable
and... and agile.

Would you be interested in me?

What's the trouble?

Cat got your tongue?

I don't know about the others,

but I think you'd be perfect.

She is perfect.

Sensational.

Gentlemen, I think
we're in business.

I think you're right my boy.

Wally, I want you to
shoot Miss Ling-Ling.

A headshot, a real
choker. Yes, yes.

Larry, you go see Pickering,
get him all steamed up.

I'll wait for the pictures
then dash over to meet you.

Good thinking, Darrin.

If he doesn't go for this, he
doesn't deserve a campaign.

As a matter of fact, Wally,

don't even wait for
Pickering's okay.

Go ahead and shoot
the campaign as planned.

I've got the assignment?

Has he, Larry?

What's he waiting for?

What are you waiting for?

Yes, what are we waiting for?

Miss. Ling-Ling,

would you sit up here
in this seat, please,

and just relax, be comfortable?

That's it.

And drop the coat
anywhere you want.

That's a beautiful necklace.

The lights might get a
little warm after a while.

I'm sorry to have
to rush you this way.

Oh, that's all right.

I'm used to moving swiftly...

When I have to.

You're, uh,

you're tilting your
head too much.

Would you...? Would
you straighten it

and look right into
the lens, please?

Oh, now you're...

Now you're looking
too much the other way.

Uh... Just watch the birdie.

Birdie?

That's it! Hold it.

Hold it.

That's fine.

You can relax now.

Well, that's it, and
you were wonderful.

Thank you.

Would you like
cream in your coffee?

No coffee, just cream, please.

You know... I have a hunch

you're going to be
lucky for me. I'm lucky?

If Darrin and Mr. Tate
sell the Pickering people,

I think we've got a
great campaign started.

Started?

You must have taken 200
pictures of me this afternoon.

Almost.

And I must say
you were wonderful.

I've never seen such patience.

It's one of my virtues.

Congratulations, Miss Ling-Ling.

You're officially the
"Jewel of the East."

May I change now?

Of course.

Wally, it worked.

Pickering was crazy
about that picture you took.

Well, wait till he sees
what we got this afternoon.

He'll go out of his mind.

That girl is just great. I
agree wholeheartedly.

So do I.

Now, this calls
for a celebration,

at my house.

Larry, why don't you call Louise

and have her meet
us there at 7:00?

It's a date.

We'll drink to the success

of the most promising
photographer in town.

Well, thanks to you, Darrin,

and that fabulous girl.

She's is so self-reliant, and...

so delicate and graceful.

Well, what do you know,

I think Wally found
himself a model

and new career all
in the same afternoon.

We'll see you at the
house. It's almost 6.

You'd better phone Samantha
and let her know we're coming.

It is awfully short notice.

Maybe I'd better bow out.

You'll do nothing of the kind.

You sure Samantha can handle it?

Gentlemen, my wife
can handle anything.

But I'd better call
her just in case.

I told Abner

about your finding
Tweety this morning,

you remember?

Oh, yes, of course.

By the way, have
you seen that cat?

I sent her out on an errand.

She should be back any minute.

Oh... it wasn't important.

I'll bet Mr. Kravitz is glad
to get Tweety back too.

No, he wasn't.

He hates birds.

Say, are you going
out to dinner tonight?

No. No. I was just going
through the cookbook

to see if I could find
something different.

I just wondered.

Your kitchen is so
uncluttered, and it's after 6.

Oh, it doesn't take long.

It's just the two of us.

Well, I'd better get back
to my own kitchen. Bye.

Hello!

Oh, hi, darling.

I've got a lot to tell you
and it's all good news.

I'm bringing, Wally, Larry,
and Louise home for dinner.

Is that the good news?

No. It's about the
Pickering account.

I'll tell you all about
it when I get there.

How soon will that be?

I'm leaving right now.

Bye, sweetheart.

Oh, goodbye, sweetheart.

Cocktails and dinner
for all those people.

Ooh!

Oh, dear.

Darrin, please forgive
me, but I'm sure

that you'd consider
this an emergency.

First... the hors d'oeuvres.

Some of that cream soup
that Darrin is so crazy about.

Let's see... Ah! Leg
of lamb might be nice.

Maybe a green salad.

With some rolls

and an unpretentious
little wine.

Delicious.

Now...

I wonder what would
be good for dessert.

I just got back to explain that
remark I made about Abner.

He doesn't hate
all birds, just mine.

You know what I think?

I think he's jealous

of the time I spend with her.

Hmm... hmm!

Sardines, delicious.

Have another.

Look at all this food.
Where did it come from?

The market.

Yeah, but I mean, a minute ago,

there was nothing here.

I'm a fast worker.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh.

I knew there was nothing here.

Yeah.

Well, I wish I
was a fast worker.

Now... dessert.

Honey, I'm home.

Hi, sweetheart. Hi, sweetheart.

Where are the others?

They're right behind me.

Is everything all right?
Mm-hmm. Just fine.

Hi, Samantha.

I bet you're delighted
to have us turn up

at the last minute like this.

I'm delighted to see
both of you any time.

Darrin, she's a gem.

An absolute gem.

If I pulled this on Louise,
she'd kick me out of the house.

And Samantha would
probably be foolish enough

to let you in. Oh!

Where's Wally?

Here I am.

I brought a friend.
I hope it's all right.

Of course it is.

Come on in. It's all right.

She...

she was a little timid
about imposing, Samantha,

but I told her you
wouldn't mind.

Relax, Ling-Ling,
you're among friends.

She does look a little
nervous, doesn't she?

Nervous as a cat.

Actually, we discovered
we have a lot in common.

Ling-Ling doesn't
care much for drinking.

She likes to hunt and fish,

and at night, she...
Oh, thank you.

She is perfectly
content to just curl up

around the fire.

Not only that,

but she is really curious
about everything...

Hey, you forgot Ling-Ling.

Well, I... I don't want
to spoil her dinner.

We'll be going in in a minute.

Well, at least offer her some.

Better hurry, she's
starving to death.

Here you are, Louise.

Thank you.

Did Wally tell you

he was a tennis
champ at college?

I don't think he mentioned it.

He used it to work his
way through the school.

Quite a racket, if
you'll excuse the pun.

Well, how about you telling
us your side of the story?

What do you feel about
this lovesick shutterbug?

I beg your pardon.

Wally, what do you think of him?

Oh, I like him.

He gave me a
pretty collar to wear

and took my picture.

A pretty collar?

The "Jewel of the East,"

and she calls
it a pretty collar.

I wish Pickering
could hear that.

There are spoons

for those of you who
wish to use them.

However, if you prefer
to drink your soup

in the true native manner,

as Ling-Ling is doing,

you will find it a delicious way

to savor the brew.

You sound like a guide.

Lap up your soup,
darling, before it gets cold.

I think those two
are getting serious.

Did you see the
way he looked at her

all through dinner?

She's something
to look at, isn't she?

Yes, she certainly is.

I think Ling-Ling and I

ought to have
a little girl talk.

Ling-Ling?

You're angry because
I didn't come back.

Oh, you came back all right.

Now I know it's just
as much my fault

as it is yours,

but I wanted to help my husband.

I had no idea it
would go this far.

Well, it has and I like it.

But it's impossible.

Oh, is it?

Of course.

Wally is just finding himself.

Now, you cannot let
him fall in love with you,

and you cannot lead him on,

promising things
you can't give him.

Why not?

Because sooner or later,

you're going to have to go
back to what you really are.

One of these days,

you're going to wake
up in a little tiny fur coat

you won't be able to take off,

then where will you be?

Oh, I know how you
feel about Wally now...

but you're very
independent, you'll get over it.

I don't feel one way or
the other about Wally,

but I do like things
the way they are.

I like to be pampered
and made a fuss over.

As long as he does that,
I'm going to stay with him.

Ling-Ling, you listen to reason.

I'm not interested.

And you wouldn't be either

if you spent your life
scrounging around alleys,

searching for scraps.

But all that's over with now.

From now on it'll be
martinis and sardines

all the way.

Ling-Ling.

I'm shocked.

Don't be, pet.

Where I come from,
it's one big rat race.

Hi there.

Am I interrupting anything?

Oh, no, darling.

We're just having
a little kit-kat...

A chitchat.

We're all finished now,
so if you'll excuse me.

She is all girl, isn't she?

Not exactly.

I know, there's something
different about her?

You can say that again.

What's the matter,
honey? Don't you like her?

It's not that, Darrin.

It's... Well, she's
just wrong for him.

Wally's crazy about her.

I might as well
get this over with.

Ling-Ling is wrong for any man.

What do you mean by that?

She's a cat.

Why?

Did she say something
about Louise?

Not that kind of a cat.

A cat-cat.

Honey, you're not
making any sense.

You're not listening.

Well, say what you mean.

I said it.

Ling-Ling is a cat.

A cat?

A cat?

Cat?

Oh, no.

No.

No, no. You... You
didn't take a cat

and turned it into
a... A Siamese cat.

You wanted something
exotic and Eastern

for the campaign.

I thought I was
doing you a favor.

A favor?

You took a cat and
turned it into a girl.

Oh, I can't believe that.

Why can't I believe that?

I'm married to a witch

and a witch can do
anything with anything,

so she just took a cat
and turned it into a girl,

and my friend, Wally,
fell in love with her.

What's so hard to believe?

Darrin, please.

Can you change her back?

Not in front of
all those people.

What are we going to do?

You're Wally's
friend. You tell him.

You're right.

I'll have to tell him.

I'll go right out
there and tell him.

Tell him what?

Just try and discourage
his feeling for her.

I'll take care
of the rest later.

Darrin, have a heart.

Ling-Ling and I were
planning for tomorrow.

Wally, this can't wait.

It's about her.

What about her?

Well, she... she's no good.

What?

You heard me.

Well, why would you
say a thing like that?

Because she's...

She's just not right for you.

Well, let me be
the judge of that,

besides you hardly know her.

Believe me, I know
more about her

than I can say right now.

I don't care about her past.

She's told me all about that.

I know she's been around,

but she's always
managed to land on her feet.

There's more to it than that.

You just don't
understand. Look, Darrin,

I've always considered
you a friend of mine,

but you're out of line on this.

Wally, I am your friend.

If you only knew
how much of a friend

I'm trying to be, that... Wally!

Oh! Ling-Ling, we were
just talking about you.

Um... you will excuse us?

Ling-Ling, you
forgot your drink.

Oh, thank you.

What happened?

What could happen?

He still doesn't
know she's a cat,

but now he thinks I'm a rat.

Don't you worry.

I think everything is
going to be just fine.

I'll bet.

I put something in her drink.

Catnip, I suppose.

Yes!

Sam, you didn't?

I did.

It'll relax her.

She just may tip her paw.

You look lovely
in the moonlight.

Mm... Ling-Ling,
I'm crazy about you.

Everybody's interfering,
but I won't listen.

I think you're the most
wonderful girl in the world.

You're so beautiful.

You're so graceful, so sweet.

Are you all right, Ling-Ling?

Purr-fect.

Now, listen,

there's something very important

I want to tell you.

Don't drink any more.

I want you to hear
what I have to say.

Give it back.

What's the matter, Ling-Ling?

I want it back.

Ling-Ling.

I want it back!

Sounds like the lovebirds
are having a little spat.

Oh, I hope not.

They were getting along so well.

Does a little nip mean
more to you than I do?

Ling-Ling, I thought
you cared for me.

You may need this.

Don't stray too far.

Louise, I think we'd better go.

Larry, wait.

It is getting late.

But Wally is coming in.

Oh, my, Wally!

What happened?

Ling-Ling.

You were right, Darrin.

There must be
something wrong with her.

I think she's a... Or something.

Wally, I'm sorry.

I don't know what came over her.

All I did was just take
her drink away from her,

and all of a sudden,
she arched her back

and hissed at me
and scratched me.

It was terrible.

Good heavens.

That's too bad, my
boy, but don't worry.

She probably had a bit too much.

It happens in the
best of families.

She'll probably call
and apologize tomorrow.

Oh, I wouldn't be
too sure about that.

It's better that you
found out now than later.

Yeah, I guess so.

Of course!

After all, you're going to be

a famous photographer.

Think of all the pretty
girls you'll be meeting.

Yeah.

It was just
disappointing, though.

We had a date tomorrow
to go bird watching.

What are you doing now?

Oh, it's for that cat

that's been hanging
around, Abner.

I feel guilty for what
happened today.

What happened?

I accused her of
molesting Tweety.

She should get a medal.

I'm just going to leave her

a saucer of milk to apologize.

Here, puss, puss,
puss, puss, puss.

Here, puss, puss, puss,
puss, puss, puss, puss.

Well, it's here when
you're ready, puss.

It's been quite
a day, hasn't it?

Yes, but it turned
out all right.

Even for Ling-Ling.

Ling-Ling!

I forgot to change her back.

Abner, there's a
woman in a fur coat

lapping up the milk.

Is there?

Ling-Ling.

Abner, will you
please come look?

Abner, hurry!

Ling...

Good.

Here, Gladys.

I thought I'd be
prepared this time.