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Sam.
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Hmm?
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I think I forgot to
lock the back door.
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I'll do it. No, I'll do it.
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Oh, no, sweetheart.
You're too tired.
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Well, so are you.
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I'll do it from here.
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Oh, no! Never mind.
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No hocus-pocus. I'll do it.
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All right, darling.
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Oh.
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Oh! Darrin!
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Oh! Darrin!
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Darrin! Oh, darling! I
think I sprained my ankle.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry!
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Don't apologize.
It's not your fault.
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It is my fault.
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I just remembered.
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I already locked the back door.
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Beautiful.
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Samantha!
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Oh, not again.
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Please let it be my imagination.
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Samantha!
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It isn't.
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Yes, darling, I hear
you. What do you want?
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A pencil!
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A pencil.
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Pencil.
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Cigarettes, lighter, magazines.
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Pencil. Oh! Thank you.
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I'm sorry I had to
bother you again, honey.
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How many trips does
this make? Fifteen?
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Twenty-seven. But who counts?
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"Whoever finds this, I love you.
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Please bring me another pencil."
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Oh, Darrin.
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Thank you.
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A-N...
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Samantha!
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Did you call me? I did.
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Sit down.
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I want to talk to you.
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When?
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Now.
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Oh.
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Darrin, before you get
angry, please be fair.
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You sailed something
down to me. Right?
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It was only fair
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that I sail a little
something back up to you.
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What I did was not only
extremely clever and humorous,
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it was aerodynamically sound.
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What you did was witchcraft,
premeditated and uncalled-for,
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merely to irritate me.
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Well, when you put it that
way, I do feel terribly guilty.
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But I was just too tired to
dash up the stairs again.
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I have been running
you ragged, haven't I?
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No. I only limp when I hurry.
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Maybe we should hire a nurse.
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What for?
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Not a very pretty
nurse, of course.
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You don't need a nurse!
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Oh, not for me. For you.
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I don't need a nurse either.
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All I need is a
little help to...
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Darrin, I have an idea!
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What sort of an idea?
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An idea of how to solve the
servant problem around here.
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What are you talking about?
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What if I were downstairs and
you wanted a glass of water?
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Yeah?
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Go ahead. Ask for it.
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Sam, I've told you
a hundred times,
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I don't want any
part of that nonsense.
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Would you rather I ran
up and down stairs all day?
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No, of course not.
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Then, Darrin, why
won't you let me
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have the house
cooperate with you?
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Cooperate?
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Oh, please, darling?
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It'd be so much easier.
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Well, what am I supposed to do?
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Ask for something.
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Anything at all?
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Anything we've got.
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Do we have any bananas?
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Mm-hm.
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All right.
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Banana, come. Darrin!
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You don't have to
sound like Tarzan.
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Well, I never talked
to a banana before.
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Well, some of us got
it, some of us ain't.
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Something's out of whack.
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I'll go see.
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Mother!
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Hello, darling.
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That's Darrin's banana.
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Well, how was I to know?
It was just floating by.
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It was on its way upstairs.
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Upstairs!
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Whatever are you talking about?
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Just a minute.
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No, no, no. Upstairs. Hurry!
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What is this all about?
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Darrin called for
it. You intercepted.
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He called for it! Don't
tell me he's a convert!
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No, of course not.
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I just arranged for the
house to cooperate with him
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while he's recuperating.
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Oh!
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Excuse me.
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Well, well, well, well, well.
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It's Adam and the
apple all over again.
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Window, open.
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Window, close.
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Drapes, close.
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Drapes, open.
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Window, halfway open.
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Lunch.
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I'd like a baked ham and
Swiss cheese sandwich
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on wheat bread...
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double order of potato salad,
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sweet pickles... Oh,
hold the mustard.
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Samantha, when
you make a mistake,
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you do make a lulu.
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What mistake?
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You just wait. You'll see.
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There. Ah. You see?
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Now it's started.
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Mother, I've been running
up and down stairs all day.
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Darrin's doing that to help me.
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Oh, yes?
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Don't you realize, Samantha,
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you've given him
the proverbial inch?
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Opened up the
forbidden can of peas,
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poked the hole in the dike?
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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You've given him
a taste of power.
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Now he'll want more
and more and more.
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Not Darrin.
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Ohh, if he's
mortal, he's greedy.
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He's not greedy!
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He's hungry.
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Mmm. He's hungry-greedy.
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Oh, just a minute.
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Today, lunch.
Tomorrow, the world.
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Hi, darling.
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Hello, sweetheart.
How are you feeling?
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Marvelous!
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I never had more fun in
my life. How about you?
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Ooh! I'm exhausted.
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But I finished everything.
This is the last of the ironing.
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Good.
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Book, back to the living room.
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And remember my place.
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Sit down, sweetheart.
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I'll be back
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as soon as I put
the towels away.
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Never mind that.
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Towels, put yourselves away.
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That's pretty good, huh?
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Sit down, darling. I
want to talk to you.
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You know, I have been thinking,
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and I have come to a conclusion.
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I've been selfish,
stupid and unreasonable.
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And I want to ask
your forgiveness.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Well, when we were married,
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you tried to fit your way
into my scheme of life.
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I love you. I want
you to be happy.
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But what did I want?
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I wanted you to give up
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everything that
was natural to you.
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I said, "No more witchcraft.
Give it up." That's what I said.
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Isn't that what I said?
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Yes, but I understand.
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That's because you kept
an open mind. But not me.
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No, my mind was closed.
Just like a clam shell.
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But that's all over.
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Cigarette, please.
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Over?
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Yes.
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From now on, I want
you to use that power
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whenever and
wherever you want to.
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Light, please.
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Darrin, you don't
really mean that?
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I most certainly do.
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Why have I said to you,
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"No witchcraft. Don't help
me. Don't help yourself."
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Why? I ask you, why?
Well, I'll tell you why.
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It was ego.
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If I couldn't do it, I
didn't want you to do it.
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If I couldn't give
something to you,
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I didn't want you to have it.
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Ego! Pure ego. Simple as that.
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Darling, that's not ego.
That's the way it should be.
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Not if you have
to suffer for it.
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I'm not suffering!
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You don't have a fur coat.
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Lots of women
don't have fur coats.
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Louise Tate has a fur coat.
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She can afford it. We can't.
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You mean I can't.
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I'd just as soon
wait until you could.
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That's just my ego
talking again, Sam.
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Will you please stop
being so considerate
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of my inconsiderateness?
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I guess Mother was right.
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Really?
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Hi, Mom.
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How are you, dear boy?
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You were saying?
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Well, I do understand.
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Mothers want the very
best for their daughters.
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There's nothing
unusual about that.
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You're being quite sensible
about the whole situation.
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There you are.
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I can see that.
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After all, isn't that what
you always wanted?
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Harmony in the family?
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Of course.
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All right.
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If that's the way it has to be.
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What sort of a fur coat
would you like me to have?
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One that's every bit as nice
as the one Louise Tate wears,
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because you deserve it.
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You look positively
beautiful, Sam.
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Doesn't she, though?
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Thank you.
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Doesn't she have
marvelous taste?
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Uh, "Darrin," isn't it?
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That's right!
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What else do you need, Sam?
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Darrin... I don't need anything.
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Of course you do. I want
you to have everything.
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But I don't want everything!
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Yes, you do.
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Now, now! Uh-uh-uh!
Children, don't quarrel.
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I think it's very touching
seeing young people
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exchanging tokens of
each other's affection.
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Forget about that.
I don't want a thing.
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Mother, will you stop
provoking and please leave?
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Sam, don't talk that
way to your mother.
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I don't want a thing.
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Except...
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Now I think I must
be flying along.
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Good night, all.
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See you soon.
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A yo-yo.
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A what?
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A whistling yo-yo.
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When I was a kid,
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I wanted a whistling yo-yo
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more than anything in the world.
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And a pocketknife
with eight blades.
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Never got one of those either.
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Or a .22-caliber rifle. I
always did want one of those.
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And a double-breasted
suit, and a cashmere coat,
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and a great big...
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Well, why not, Sam? Why not?
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I can't believe it. I
just can't believe it!
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It doesn't make
any sense, Darrin.
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You're too young to retire.
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Larry, I've thought
about it very carefully.
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Now look, Darrin, I know
that pain can drive men mad.
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00:14:21,644 --> 00:14:24,124
It's only a sprained
ankle. It's not that painful.
267
00:14:25,414 --> 00:14:26,759
Then what have you been taking?
268
00:14:27,984 --> 00:14:30,128
Something's making you
walk around on your heels.
269
00:14:30,152 --> 00:14:32,397
There's nothing idiotic
about wanting to travel,
270
00:14:32,421 --> 00:14:33,799
having the finer things in life.
271
00:14:33,823 --> 00:14:35,067
What's wrong with retiring
272
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,969
while you're still young
enough to enjoy it?
273
00:14:36,993 --> 00:14:40,138
Just where are you gonna get
the money for all this, anyway?
274
00:14:40,162 --> 00:14:43,876
Well, uh, I came
into a little something.
275
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:46,579
Oh.
276
00:14:46,603 --> 00:14:48,581
Well, what about the firm?
277
00:14:48,605 --> 00:14:49,815
What about me?
278
00:14:49,839 --> 00:14:51,851
Larry, you can find
somebody to replace me.
279
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,752
Oh, sure. Just like that, eh?
280
00:14:53,776 --> 00:14:55,387
Well, maybe not that easy.
281
00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:58,557
Oh! You think not, eh?
282
00:14:58,581 --> 00:15:01,694
Well, let me tell you that
no one is indispensable.
283
00:15:01,718 --> 00:15:02,928
That's what I said.
284
00:15:02,952 --> 00:15:06,632
Yes. Well, don't you
ever forget it either!
285
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:07,656
I won't, Larry.
286
00:15:09,626 --> 00:15:12,304
Oh, Darrin, I'm too upset
to make any decisions now.
287
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,306
I'll have to think about
it for a couple of days.
288
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,743
Larry, it's not your
decision. It's mine.
289
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:22,036
Well, that's a pretty selfish
attitude, if you ask me!
290
00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:27,486
And let me tell you something.
291
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,555
One of these days,
you may be sorry.
292
00:15:29,579 --> 00:15:30,789
Sorry about what?
293
00:15:30,813 --> 00:15:32,992
Oh, let him tell you.
294
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,192
Hello, sweetheart.
295
00:15:35,217 --> 00:15:36,495
Larry, don't go.
296
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,330
I can't listen to any more.
297
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,855
How am I gonna tell Louise?
298
00:15:43,726 --> 00:15:46,972
Darrin, did you and
Larry have a fight?
299
00:15:46,996 --> 00:15:49,356
No, of course not.
300
00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:54,079
Then, what?
301
00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:55,970
Come here.
302
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,717
Sam?
303
00:15:58,741 --> 00:16:00,019
Yes?
304
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,086
I quit.
305
00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:02,220
Quit?
306
00:16:02,244 --> 00:16:03,923
Well, "retired" might
be a better word.
307
00:16:03,947 --> 00:16:05,791
Darrin, what about your career?
308
00:16:05,815 --> 00:16:08,293
We are going to be
my career from now on.
309
00:16:08,317 --> 00:16:09,962
I'm going to spend
all my time with you,
310
00:16:09,986 --> 00:16:12,164
doing all the things we
wouldn't have been able to do
311
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:13,532
for 20 years yet.
312
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,400
There's nothing wrong
with that, is there?
313
00:16:15,424 --> 00:16:17,469
No, I suppose not.
314
00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:19,038
That's what I
tried to tell Larry.
315
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,139
But he's too interested
in his own problems.
316
00:16:21,163 --> 00:16:23,208
Now, what have you been up to?
317
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,877
Oh, just shopping.
318
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,211
Mm-hm. Good.
319
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,647
When's dinner? I've
got a king-sized appetite.
320
00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:30,315
King-sized.
321
00:16:30,339 --> 00:16:31,483
Right.
322
00:16:31,507 --> 00:16:33,118
And while you're
whipping up dinner,
323
00:16:33,142 --> 00:16:36,110
I'll just finish some
business I have to attend to.
324
00:16:48,658 --> 00:16:50,603
All right, Mother. All right.
325
00:16:50,627 --> 00:16:52,270
I put my foot in it.
326
00:16:52,294 --> 00:16:55,273
But it wasn't necessary
for you to add yours.
327
00:16:55,297 --> 00:16:57,076
I think it was.
328
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,212
The ugliest human
disease of all is greed.
329
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,581
I think it's about time
you were exposed.
330
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:06,051
I can't expect Darrin to
behave any differently.
331
00:17:06,075 --> 00:17:08,754
It's a phase he was bound
to go through sooner or later.
332
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,956
Phase? My fat Aunt Harriet!
333
00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:13,025
Well...
334
00:17:13,049 --> 00:17:16,884
a great many human diseases
have stimulated a great many cures.
335
00:17:18,054 --> 00:17:20,165
And I think I may
have found one.
336
00:17:20,189 --> 00:17:24,859
It's known as "too
much of a good thing."
337
00:17:26,729 --> 00:17:30,731
Samantha. What
happened to dinner, darling?
338
00:17:33,903 --> 00:17:34,903
Samantha!
339
00:17:36,706 --> 00:17:38,717
Well, look at you.
340
00:17:38,741 --> 00:17:40,485
Like it?
341
00:17:40,509 --> 00:17:43,022
It's magnificent. All new stuff?
342
00:17:44,246 --> 00:17:46,458
Ooh, yes, it is.
343
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,594
But this is nothing. The
closets upstairs are full.
344
00:17:49,618 --> 00:17:54,466
Yours too! Suits, coats,
trousers, shirts, everything.
345
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,036
Well, sweetheart, you didn't
have to go to all that trouble.
346
00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:59,838
You see, I figured on seeing
a tailor when we got to London.
347
00:17:59,862 --> 00:18:00,839
London?
348
00:18:00,863 --> 00:18:02,107
Yes, that's my surprise.
349
00:18:02,131 --> 00:18:03,809
We're going around the world!
350
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,477
Marvelous! When?
351
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,168
On our sixth anniversary.
352
00:18:08,237 --> 00:18:09,782
Day after tomorrow,
353
00:18:09,806 --> 00:18:11,150
we've been married six months.
354
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,985
Yes, that's right.
355
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:18,256
London, Paris, Rome,
Cairo and Hong Kong!
356
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,259
We could spend two weeks in
each place, and then back home.
357
00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:25,263
Home! Oh, darling, no! Why home?
358
00:18:25,287 --> 00:18:29,702
South America: Rio,
Buenos Aires, Montevideo!
359
00:18:29,726 --> 00:18:32,571
Well, I thought we
should rest up a bit first.
360
00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:37,442
Well... I have another idea.
361
00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:39,344
We won't get
the least bit tired,
362
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,080
and it'll save us a lot of time.
363
00:18:41,104 --> 00:18:42,081
What is it?
364
00:18:42,105 --> 00:18:43,215
I could arrange for us
365
00:18:43,239 --> 00:18:44,983
to have the memories
of all those places,
366
00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:46,618
and we don't
have to leave at all!
367
00:18:46,642 --> 00:18:48,687
Well, I don't think that's
such a good idea, Sam.
368
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,423
Why not? It's so much easier.
369
00:18:51,447 --> 00:18:53,680
Yeah, but there'd be
nothing to look forward to.
370
00:18:55,084 --> 00:18:57,963
Well, half of the fun
in doing is anticipating.
371
00:18:57,987 --> 00:19:02,034
Oh. I hadn't thought of that.
I guess maybe you're right.
372
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,635
Well, sure.
373
00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:06,171
Besides, we'll have plenty
to do when we get back,
374
00:19:06,195 --> 00:19:08,140
just getting settled
in the new house.
375
00:19:08,164 --> 00:19:09,241
New house?
376
00:19:09,265 --> 00:19:11,110
Yes, I thought
we'd sell this one,
377
00:19:11,134 --> 00:19:15,013
and then get ourselves,
you know, a real house.
378
00:19:15,037 --> 00:19:18,516
Well, I think that's
a wonderful idea.
379
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:23,856
A big, roomy, marvelous house...
380
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,858
with lots of creamy marble
381
00:19:25,882 --> 00:19:29,327
and crystal chandeliers
and sunken bathtubs!
382
00:19:29,351 --> 00:19:33,098
And balconies! Oh, I
just adore balconies!
383
00:19:33,122 --> 00:19:34,666
With a breathtaking view.
384
00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:36,769
Not on the flat,
like this house.
385
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:39,238
I thought you liked this house.
386
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,907
Oh, I do, sweetheart!
387
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,877
Why, this house was just fine.
388
00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:47,880
But things are gonna
be different from now on.
389
00:19:47,904 --> 00:19:50,104
Yes, they are, aren't they?
390
00:19:57,847 --> 00:19:58,824
Mr. Stephens?
391
00:19:58,848 --> 00:19:59,825
Yes.
392
00:19:59,849 --> 00:20:01,393
This is Western Realty.
393
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,561
We'd like to make
arrangements to show your place,
394
00:20:03,585 --> 00:20:05,130
possibly open house tomorrow.
395
00:20:05,154 --> 00:20:08,633
Oh, yes. Yes, that
might be a good idea.
396
00:20:08,657 --> 00:20:12,104
Yes, we'll be back
sometime this summer.
397
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,106
Yes, thank you.
398
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,130
Goodbye.
399
00:20:45,962 --> 00:20:48,340
Darrin?
400
00:20:48,364 --> 00:20:52,044
Darrin, who...? Who was that?
401
00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:54,179
This is for you.
402
00:20:54,203 --> 00:20:56,070
For me?
403
00:20:58,274 --> 00:20:59,751
From whom?
404
00:20:59,775 --> 00:21:01,708
From me.
405
00:21:04,813 --> 00:21:08,448
Oh, Darrin, they're beautiful.
406
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,732
"Happy sixth. Love, Darrin."
407
00:21:13,756 --> 00:21:16,357
Oh.
408
00:21:17,459 --> 00:21:20,005
What's in here?
409
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,639
Nothing much.
410
00:21:21,663 --> 00:21:23,441
I bought that a long time ago.
411
00:21:23,465 --> 00:21:25,643
Just a couple of
weeks, actually,
412
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:28,369
but it seems like
a long time ago.
413
00:21:30,106 --> 00:21:32,951
Oh!
414
00:21:32,975 --> 00:21:35,888
It's beautiful.
415
00:21:35,912 --> 00:21:37,856
Compared to what
you have upstairs,
416
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,280
it's kind of a
silly little thing.
417
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:43,996
"I love you every second."
418
00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:45,063
Oh.
419
00:21:46,088 --> 00:21:47,432
Silly, huh?
420
00:21:47,456 --> 00:21:49,390
Uh-uh.
421
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,570
Oh, Darrin.
422
00:21:52,594 --> 00:21:54,539
I love you.
423
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:57,209
I'll go anywhere
you want me to go.
424
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,177
I'll live anywhere
you want me to live.
425
00:21:59,201 --> 00:22:01,646
Come on, Sam...
But please believe me,
426
00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:03,848
this watch and these flowers...
427
00:22:03,872 --> 00:22:06,885
are the most important things
I've ever had in my whole life.
428
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,186
All right, sweetheart.
429
00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:10,522
But I want you to understand!
430
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:12,925
I do, Sam. I do understand.
431
00:22:12,949 --> 00:22:15,816
Nobody's gonna take
them away from you.
432
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,719
Sam, I've done a lot of
thinking about the past few days.
433
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:23,001
You know, I don't
know if I'm too crazy
434
00:22:23,025 --> 00:22:26,838
about the idea of never having
to worry about anything anymore.
435
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:28,140
It might be a good idea
436
00:22:28,164 --> 00:22:30,309
to worry about where your
next meal's coming from.
437
00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:33,445
Gives you a chance
to work up an appetite.
438
00:22:33,469 --> 00:22:36,614
Oh, you do understand!
439
00:22:36,638 --> 00:22:37,649
Yeah.
440
00:22:37,673 --> 00:22:39,584
But I'm not made of steel, Sam,
441
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,053
and I've got a
pretty good memory.
442
00:22:41,077 --> 00:22:43,555
I don't know if I can get
the taste of the past few days
443
00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:46,124
out of my mouth.
444
00:22:46,148 --> 00:22:50,451
Unless...
445
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:55,000
Sam, can you do
one more thing for me?
446
00:22:55,024 --> 00:22:57,035
If I can.
447
00:22:57,059 --> 00:23:00,805
Can you take me back before
all this nonsense started?
448
00:23:00,829 --> 00:23:04,709
If you want it badly
enough, I think I can.
449
00:23:04,733 --> 00:23:07,212
I do.
450
00:23:07,236 --> 00:23:10,648
And, lady, if you ever
twitched in your life, do it now.
451
00:23:35,697 --> 00:23:38,576
"Whoever finds this, I love you.
452
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,045
Please bring me another pencil."
453
00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:44,771
Samantha!
454
00:23:47,410 --> 00:23:49,510
Coming right up, darling.
455
00:23:57,753 --> 00:23:58,897
Sam?
456
00:23:58,921 --> 00:24:01,066
Hmm?
457
00:24:01,090 --> 00:24:02,967
I did it again.
458
00:24:02,991 --> 00:24:04,069
What?
459
00:24:04,093 --> 00:24:06,893
Forgot to lock the back door.
460
00:24:08,064 --> 00:24:12,210
I didn't. It's locked.
461
00:24:12,234 --> 00:24:15,313
You sure? Positive.
462
00:24:15,337 --> 00:24:17,416
Good night, sweetheart.
463
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,373
Good night, darling.
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