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♪ Baby, you are my man ♪
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♪ Treasure me, pleasure
me all night long ♪
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♪ Baby, I know you can ♪
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♪ Shiver me, quiver me oh so strong ♪
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♪ Take me away to the sky ♪
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♪ Make me your woman and see how we fly ♪
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♪ Fly me high ♪
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♪ Fly me high high high ♪
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♪ Ooh, lalala, lalala ♪
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♪ Shake me up, take me
up high in the sky ♪
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♪ And fly me, fly me ♪
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♪ Ooh, lala la, la la
la, I got the notion ♪
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♪ So set me in motion, fly me ♪
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♪ Ooh, lala la, la la
la, higher and higher ♪
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♪ You know what will satisfy me, fly me ♪
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♪ Ooh, lalala, lalala ♪
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♪ I've got a faraway look in my eye ♪
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♪ Look in my eye and fly me ♪
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♪ Fly me now ♪
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♪ Ooh, la la la, la la la,
shake me up, take me up ♪
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♪ High in the sky and fly me, fly me ♪
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♪ Ooh, la la la, la la la ♪
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♪ I've got a faraway look in my eye ♪
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♪ Look in my eye and fly me ♪
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♪ Fly me, now ♪
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Well, good day to you, Senor Praydays.
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Prades.
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Prades? Really?
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Tricky lingo, isn't it? Prades,
I'll try and remember that.
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Thank you very much for
your help and cooperation.
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It is a pleasure to do business
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with you, Senor Sir de Courcy.
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Sir Percy, that's the form,
old boy. Call me Sir Percy.
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Sir Percy? Oh, you are too kind.
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Such familiarity.
Please, call me Antonio.
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Antonio Jose Maria y Garcia
Fendande Depors Prades,
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entirely at your service,
anytime, old boy.
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Hello, Sir Percy.
Good morning, Sir Percy.
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How are you today, old boy?
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Thank you, Perkins.
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Ah, what ho, Domingo? How are you?
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Sorry to hear that.
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Well, Perkins,
today we are celebrating.
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Would you care for a drink?
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That's very kind of you, sir.
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On second thought, you
better not. You're driving.
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Very good, sir.
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Thank you.
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Today I have negotiated
a loan with our new bank.
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To pay back the old bank, sir?
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Nothing as naive as that.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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Times are bad, and as
much as I hate trade,
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I reluctantly decided
to go into business.
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Oh no, sir, not again.
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Yes, I've had a brilliant
idea. A safe and sound idea.
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I've studied it from every single point,
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and it simply cannot fail.
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Did you say something, Perkins?
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May I be so bold as to ask, sir,
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what this idea of yours is?
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Yes, it's based on the
principal buy very, very cheap,
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sell very, very dear.
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Well the principal is very good, sir,
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but just what are you buying?
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Wine. Cheap, local
wine at nothing a gallon.
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I bought 10.000 gallons of it.
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Oh, sir, now you really
have done it this time.
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Why didn't you consult me first, sir?
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The local wine's so bad even
the locals won't drink it.
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Unless they're drunk already.
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They do say, sir, that
Nelson used to drink it
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and that's how he came to
lose his eye.
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But, um, how do you
propose to sell it, sir?
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Oh, easy.
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With the right amount
of snobbery attached,
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people will buy anything,
especially the English.
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So we'll give our little local wine
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an impressive, French-sounding
name, a distinguished label,
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a good vintage of course,
and, Perkins, we will sell it
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at a vast profit to
some rich, silly sucker.
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You've been overdoing it, old chap.
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I have not been overdoing it.
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Ask Janet.
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How is Janet? Still
working as hard as ever?
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She's a real dynamo, that woman.
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She certainly is.
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Unfortunately, she doesn't
light me up anymore.
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You've been married quite
a few years, you know.
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How long is it?
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14 years, three and a half months.
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Mike, old chap, you
can't expect to keep up
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the pace all your life, you know.
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Things start to slow down.
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Think about quality
and not just quantity.
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Once or twice a week is
enough for a chap your age.
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Once, twice a week,
I'd be grateful for.
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I can't manage once or twice a month.
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Oh, come along, Mike.
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You ask Janet.
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Once or twice a month?
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With those little dolly
birds you work with?
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Modelling those sexy undies for Janet,
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and you're the boss, oh ho ho.
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Am I the boss?
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You must get more
opportunities in a week
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than most men get in a lifetime.
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Opportunities, yes,
I mean tomorrow I'll be
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in Menorca with four lovely model girls.
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And only one Spanish
photographer as competition.
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But it's no use having the opportunities
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if you can't grasp them, so to speak.
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Look, you must try to relax.
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Stop worrying about Janet
and what Janet thinks.
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That's easily said, isn't it?
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Develop a sense of
humour. Laugh about it.
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I don't find being
impotent terribly funny.
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Well, that'll be 50 guineas,
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or 35 if you happen to have the cash.
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No?
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No.
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I'll send you the bill.
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Thank you.
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Have fun in Menorca. Wish I were coming.
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Lucky chap, goodbye.
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Bye.
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Keep taking the tablets.
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Here we are, Perkins.
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10,000 gallons of liquid gold.
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I wish it was liquid gold.
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You should have tried it,
sir, before you bought it.
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I couldn't, Perkins.
I can't bear the taste of wine.
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It gets on my gap.
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Here we are, Chateau Neuf
du Fountainrue, 1964.
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Sounds like French.
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French and very expensive.
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We ought to be able to sell
it for five pounds a bottle.
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Till we get caught.
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Don't keep moaning,
Perkins. Caught for what?
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We don't say that it's French.
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Tell me, where does it say
there that it's French?
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Well, it doesn't actually say so, sir.
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I mean not exactly.
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Perkins, you're so squeamish.
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You ought to have been
through public school.
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They would have knocked all
that codswaddle out of you.
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You're a pessimist, a defeatist,
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and a doubting Thomas as well.
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I'm very disappointed in you, Perkins.
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You are an absolute shower.
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Don't you think we ought to at least
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try out a few bottles, sir.
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Sampling the market, I
believe they call it.
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Now that's a marvellous idea.
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You're talking
constructively. Splendid idea.
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Get a case. We'll go and
try it out on Domingo, eh?
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And that other revolting
character up the road.
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- Oh no, sir, no, not him.
You couldn't do that, sir.
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No, but you could.
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Mr. Scott?
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Yes, you must be Juan, huh?
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Yes, sir. Good trip?
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Not really. Too many children.
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I must arrange my flight back.
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So soon?
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Tomorrow. Where's the
ticket office, Juan?
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Firstly, the girls.
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The girls? Oh, the
girls, yes, of course, yes.
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But I must get my flight booked.
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It's terribly important.
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Girls. Senor Scott,
this is Francesca.
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She will help me make
beautiful pictures for you.
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Oh, how do you do?
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I do very well, thank you.
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Do you really?
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Yes.
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Hm, yeah, well now that flight, huh?
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Annette.
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Mr. Scott.
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Annette, nice to meet you.
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I am French, but I love the English.
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Oh, well, thank God somebody does, hm?
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Now I really must arrange my...
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And Bruce. Bruce?
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Bruce? Bruce?
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What, a male model?
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Well what do you think?
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I think I could be wrong.
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Glad to meet you, Mike.
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An Australian.
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Spot on. If you're the
boss, I'm yours, mate.
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Are you really?
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Every little bit of me.
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Well that's splendid.
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Now I really must fix my
flight back for tomorrow.
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Or, maybe the day after.
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And Julie, where is she?
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Julie?
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Is she all mine as well?
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Senor Scott.
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Juan tells me you have some
lovely things for us to wear.
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Oh, lovely, I can't
wait, to show them to you.
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Anytime, Mike, day or night.
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Oh, you must be a very hard worker.
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Now, about your flight, sir.
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Flight, hm? We won't
bother about that now.
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We'll talk about it later, hm?
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How about a nice drink?
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- Yes.
- Great.
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Drink?
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Do you speak French, Monsieur?
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No, I find English
quite difficult enough.
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Are you staying
in the same hotel as us?
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Well, I hope so.
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- Buenos noches, Sir Percy.
Nice to see you again so soon.
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Hello, Domingo.
I shan't need the gin today.
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Just a wineglass.
The nicest wineglass you have.
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Wineglass? For you?
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Rather. Make it two.
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Well come on, Domingo, don't hang around.
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Yes, sir.
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Ah, just one moment, Perkins.
Yes.
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Thank you, Perkins, that'll be all.
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Very good, sir.
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Good.
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God.
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It's good.
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Now it's your turn. I mean,
you try some, Domingo.
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Oh, this is very kind of you, Sir Percy.
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Not at all. Nothing like
chateau bottle French wine.
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Might just be able to
let you have a few cases
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at a very reasonable price.
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If it is so good, I
would happy to take some
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in payment of your account, Sir Percy.
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Really, hasn't Perkins
paid you? He is naughty.
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No mind, salud.
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Cheers, Sir Percy.
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- Cheers.
- Salud.
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Isn't it marvellous?
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Superbo, you might say.
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Have some more.
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What did you say?
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No, thank you.
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I'll bet you've never tasted
anything like this before.
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That's the truth, sir.
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Maybe I might be able to
let you have two or three
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dozen cases at a very reasonable price.
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Shall we say 1.000 pesetas a case?
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No thank you. I couldn't
accept such a big favour.
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Oh, nonsense, I absolutely insist.
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Meantime, do you think
I might have a gin and tonic?
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Sure.
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What's he saying, Perkins?
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00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,477
He's saying, sir, mother of God,
262
00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:46,643
I am murdered,
poisoned and assassinated.
263
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,559
Maria, mother of my bed,
wife of my children,
264
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,208
fetch it please quickly, I die.
265
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:53,208
Poisoned, and in my own
bar, by a foreign devil
266
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,184
who tempts me with sweet words.
267
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,934
I hope the priest arrives
quickly before I die.
268
00:14:57,958 --> 00:14:59,250
Didn't he like the wine?
269
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:01,809
Not madly, sir.
270
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:09,893
Don't leave your poison
here. Take it with you!
271
00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:39,101
I don't believe it. I
really do not believe it.
272
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:40,143
Horsy de Courcy.
273
00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:43,351
Scottie, Scottie, tiddlywink
champion of the junior house.
274
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,375
None other.
275
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:47,143
♪ We are the boys
that make their noise ♪
276
00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:49,393
♪ Oh, ah, oh ah ah ♪
277
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:53,101
Horsy de Courcy, old gin
and tonic himself.
278
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:53,935
What's all this?
279
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:55,643
You haven't taken
to drinking wine, have you?
280
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:58,375
No, a little professional
wine tasting with Domingo here.
281
00:15:58,417 --> 00:15:59,185
Yes, Sir Percy.
282
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,309
Domingo, a large gin
and tonic for my friend
283
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,351
and a large brandy and soda for me.
284
00:16:03,375 --> 00:16:04,643
Immediately, sir.
285
00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:06,101
How lovely. Do sit down.
286
00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:08,684
Thanks, Horsy. What on
Earth are you doing here?
287
00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:09,518
I live here.
288
00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:10,352
No.
289
00:16:10,376 --> 00:16:12,059
Course I might ask you
what you're doing here,
290
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:14,101
but I'm too much of a gentleman.
291
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:15,434
Does Janet know you're here?
292
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,208
Of course she does. I'm on business.
293
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,976
I say, what a nice business.
294
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,768
I thought you were in public relations.
295
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:23,602
No, not for years.
296
00:16:23,626 --> 00:16:27,476
Janet and I have our own
firm. She designs, I sell.
297
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,268
You wouldn't like to
sell that, would you?
298
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,393
No ho ho.
299
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:31,227
Well how about me introducing me?
300
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:32,434
Yes, all right.
301
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,269
Really?
302
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,934
Julie, come meet an old enemy of mine.
303
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,351
Percy and I were at school together.
304
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,393
He's a lot older, of course.
305
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,976
Only a teeny bit.
306
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,684
Sir Percy de Courcy.
307
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:44,768
Charmed.
308
00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:47,934
Sir Percy?
Did you do something famous?
309
00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:50,893
- No, no, his father died.
- Well, they say he died.
310
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,351
Was he pushed?
311
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:53,934
He's always on. He's joking, you know.
312
00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:55,559
Do come and sit down.
313
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:09,309
Well, what would you like to drink?
314
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:10,851
Just a little wine, thank you.
315
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:11,893
I have to watch my figure.
316
00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:14,018
Yeah, don't we all.
317
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:17,851
- Nonsense, you look divine.
Domingo, oh, there you are.
318
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,559
Take those, will you. Bring
me another wineglass, Domingo.
319
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,518
Tell me, what are you
doing here in Menorca?
320
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,476
Well, I'm a model.
321
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,726
We're photographing our new collection,
322
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:28,726
Janet Scott Underwear,
for girls to put on
323
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,768
and men to take off.
324
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:34,476
Do you mean frilly black
nighties and that sort of stuff?
325
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,934
Yeah, I thought that
would get you going, Horsy.
326
00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:39,851
Splendid, I'll certainly
drink to that. Cheers.
327
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,851
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
328
00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:46,083
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
329
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,542
Cat piss, ugh.
330
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,917
I'm so sorry. Must be a bad bottle.
331
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:59,934
Oh no, look at my dress.
332
00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:01,809
Here, let, let, let me help you.
333
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:05,268
Oh yeah, it's not cats. It's dogs.
334
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,434
Nonsense. This is just a corked bottle.
335
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:09,143
There's nothing wrong with this wine.
336
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:11,934
Wine? This has never been near a grape.
337
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,893
You're rubbing a hole
in my dress, Sir Percy.
338
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:15,917
Oh, I'm so sorry.
339
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:19,625
Don't worry. I will
rinse it out in the hotel.
340
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:20,602
Yes, I'll give you a hand.
341
00:18:20,626 --> 00:18:22,059
I think it's time we were going.
342
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,809
I really am sorry
about your dress, Julie.
343
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:27,643
Perhaps I could invite you
to dinner to make amends.
344
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,143
Mm.
345
00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:31,000
That would be very nice, Sir Percy.
346
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:32,934
And, Scottie, we must meet again.
347
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:35,351
I may have a very interesting
proposition for you.
348
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,143
I'm sure, but we're gonna be very busy
349
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,059
during the short time we're here.
350
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:41,268
I can imagine.
351
00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:42,434
Come on, Julie.
352
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:43,268
Goodbye.
353
00:18:43,292 --> 00:18:44,102
Come on, girls, we're ready.
354
00:18:44,126 --> 00:18:45,458
Thanks for the drink, Horsy.
355
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,477
Good night, sir.
356
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,809
Goodbye.
357
00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:53,018
Come on, girls.
358
00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:54,101
How did you get on, sir?
359
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:55,559
All right, I think I found a customer.
360
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:58,268
Rich as creases, at least his wife is.
361
00:18:58,292 --> 00:18:59,934
But we have a problem with the wine.
362
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:00,935
Problem, sir?
363
00:19:00,959 --> 00:19:03,518
We'll have to make it taste better.
364
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:04,726
How do we make it taste better, sir?
365
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,018
I don't know, but
you'll think of something.
366
00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:09,226
Boil it or something.
It really was ghastly.
367
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,768
What did she call it? Cat's piss.
368
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:14,059
Must been through a very expensive school.
369
00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:36,750
I expect the porter's gone on holiday.
370
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,292
Bet he's gone to Brighton.
371
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:50,875
There.
373
00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:55,351
Ah, yes.
374
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:56,352
Oh, hello.
375
00:19:56,376 --> 00:19:58,184
Oh, I'm so sorry, Juan. I...
376
00:19:58,208 --> 00:19:59,809
That's perfectly all right.
Come on in.
377
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:02,059
They told me this was my room.
378
00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:03,518
Oh, they didn't explain to you?
379
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:04,351
What?
380
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,227
We have to share.
381
00:20:05,251 --> 00:20:06,393
Share what?
382
00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:07,708
The room.
383
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:11,226
The room? But there's only one bed.
384
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,250
Si, Senor.
385
00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:14,708
No, Senor.
386
00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:16,958
What's through here?
387
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:21,644
Oh, hi, Mike.
388
00:20:21,668 --> 00:20:23,851
Hi, yes, good evening.
389
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:26,101
Pass us the soap, will you?
390
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,559
The soap?
391
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:30,059
Oh, yes, of course. There we are.
392
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:31,226
Thanks, mate.
393
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,434
Why don't you ask me to wash your back?
394
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,059
Wash my back?
395
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,518
Hm? Now, say please.
396
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,101
Please.
397
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,643
That's all right.
398
00:20:42,833 --> 00:20:44,583
Ooh, that's lovely.
399
00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:47,101
How's that, all right?
400
00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,434
Oh, it's great.
401
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,226
Is there anything else I can do for you?
402
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,226
Yes, there is?
403
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,060
What?
404
00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:55,167
Pass me the towel.
405
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:57,434
The towel, yes, of course.
406
00:20:58,708 --> 00:20:59,768
There we are.
408
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:06,601
Thank you. So, come into our room.
409
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:09,125
Yes, nice. Fascinating idea.
410
00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:12,333
Oh, thank you.
411
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,434
Hey, Mike.
412
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:16,269
Julie.
413
00:21:16,293 --> 00:21:18,476
Did you come to show us the clothes?
414
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,393
No, I came in search of
a room actually. Thank you.
415
00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:24,601
Oh, do you not want to sleep with Juan?
416
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,434
Strangely enough, no.
417
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:28,059
Why not?
418
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:29,934
I'm just funny that way.
419
00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:33,101
Oh. You want to move in with us?
420
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,643
That's a much better idea.
421
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:37,726
Very friendly. Why didn't I think of that?
422
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,292
You could move in here
with one of us. And?
423
00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:46,018
One of you could move
in there, with um...
424
00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:47,643
It's okay by me.
425
00:21:48,543 --> 00:21:50,018
But which one of you?
426
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:54,351
What are you talking about?
Share a room with a girl?
427
00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:55,393
What would my mother say?
428
00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:57,268
Does your mother have to know?
429
00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:59,351
I never deceive my mother.
430
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:00,185
Really?
431
00:22:00,209 --> 00:22:01,393
I tell her everything.
432
00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:02,518
Incredible.
433
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:07,351
But, if I'm so unpleasant to
you, Mr. Scott, don't worry.
434
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,518
I'll sleep on the balcony.
435
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:13,934
What's that?
436
00:22:16,417 --> 00:22:18,143
I thought I heard a cork.
437
00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:21,226
Champagne? How lovely.
438
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,542
Isn't that kind of Juan.
439
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,018
- Salud.
- Salud.
440
00:22:25,042 --> 00:22:25,976
- Cheers.
- Salud.
441
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:26,810
- Cheers.
- Cheers, cheers.
442
00:22:26,834 --> 00:22:28,059
So you're old mates again?
443
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,059
Of course we are.
Aren't we, Mike?
444
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,434
Yes, no trouble
at all. No trouble at all.
445
00:22:32,458 --> 00:22:33,269
Sit down, Bruce.
446
00:22:33,293 --> 00:22:34,375
Thanks.
447
00:22:34,417 --> 00:22:35,185
It's nice here, isn't it?
448
00:22:35,209 --> 00:22:36,768
So what has been decided?
449
00:22:36,792 --> 00:22:39,101
Just a straightforward swap.
450
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:39,935
A swap?
451
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:41,476
Yeah, you girls take the double bed,
452
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:42,917
and we take the singles.
453
00:22:43,792 --> 00:22:44,792
Pity.
454
00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:46,917
For the time being.
455
00:22:48,292 --> 00:22:51,309
We're bound to bump into
each other in the bathroom.
456
00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:52,333
Of course.
457
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,500
Oh, it looks marvellous, beautiful.
458
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:57,583
Yes.
459
00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:28,809
Please off with the barbecue
and grind these up for me.
460
00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:30,226
What have you got?
461
00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:31,060
Herbs, what for?
462
00:23:31,084 --> 00:23:34,643
Well I'm trying to improve
the taste of this wine.
463
00:23:34,667 --> 00:23:36,184
I've just been round the
garden picking up bits
464
00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:38,250
of anything with a strong enough smell.
465
00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:40,792
Now let's see, what have we got?
466
00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:45,542
Parsley, stewed prunes, molasses.
467
00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:48,434
Have we got any curry powder?
468
00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:51,351
You would not put curry
powder into wine, would you?
469
00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:52,851
Why not?
470
00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:54,184
I'll try anything.
471
00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,209
A desperate situation calls
for desperate measures.
472
00:23:57,708 --> 00:23:59,268
Oh.
473
00:23:59,292 --> 00:24:00,292
What's up?
474
00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:03,809
God, it's worse than before.
475
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,809
There is a lot of flies
on those leaves.
476
00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:07,976
Flies? They won't do any harm.
477
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,208
But I've squashed them.
478
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:11,893
Good, go on, grind
them up. Good riddance.
479
00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:13,809
Mr. Perkins, I think
you make fun with me.
480
00:24:13,833 --> 00:24:15,059
Not at all.
481
00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:16,884
Something I would like
to do with you, though.
482
00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:18,792
Let's see.
483
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,708
What shall I call this one?
484
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:29,208
Well, I think I'll just
call it herbs, and flies.
485
00:24:31,167 --> 00:24:32,750
That'll remind me not to try it.
486
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:35,958
Now, where was 1?
487
00:24:37,292 --> 00:24:39,434
- Oh.
- No, Mr. Perkins.
488
00:24:46,625 --> 00:24:48,042
Yes, over here.
489
00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:52,727
Thank you.
490
00:24:52,751 --> 00:24:54,309
Now try these, I think
the colour might suit you.
491
00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:55,893
Yeah.
492
00:24:55,917 --> 00:24:57,226
Yes.
493
00:24:57,250 --> 00:24:58,768
Oh, no.
494
00:24:58,792 --> 00:24:59,601
Want some?
495
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:00,625
Come on.
496
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:03,601
How about these?
497
00:25:17,542 --> 00:25:20,042
That's okay. May I help you?
498
00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:27,143
Very good. Very good.
499
00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:30,292
Yes, very good. Excellent.
500
00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:41,559
Yes, I think we're doing well, girls.
501
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,351
Yes, really very well.
502
00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:56,583
Lovely. Let me look at you.
503
00:25:57,833 --> 00:25:58,833
What a picture.
504
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,934
Woman and her dressing table.
505
00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:05,934
Renoir would have painted
this scene, you know.
506
00:26:05,958 --> 00:26:08,625
Manet, Monet, Degas.
507
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,976
How they'd have loved to
stand where I'm standing
508
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,458
and watch, what I'm watching.
509
00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:18,375
Please don't move.
510
00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:20,667
If only I could paint.
511
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,250
Did you come in here to paint me?
512
00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:31,309
You know, you really
are incredibly beautiful.
513
00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:35,601
Uh, Mike, you're wanted on
the telephone in our room.
514
00:26:35,625 --> 00:26:38,726
Somebody called Janet.
She sounded like a wife.
515
00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:41,083
She is a wife, mine. Excuse me.
516
00:26:47,542 --> 00:26:49,059
Hello, Janet?
517
00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:51,476
Mike, where have you been?
518
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,768
First, I get a hold of
a poofy receptionist,
519
00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:55,708
and then an hysterical Spaniard,
520
00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:58,726
and finally someone called
Bruce who sounded like a girl.
521
00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:00,583
Just a minute.
522
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:06,726
Janet Scott.
523
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,042
Knickers? How many?
524
00:27:09,917 --> 00:27:14,184
1.0 pairs a week.
2.0 Next week, impossible.
525
00:27:14,208 --> 00:27:16,875
The week after I can do.
Confirm that in writing.
526
00:27:17,917 --> 00:27:18,893
Mike?
527
00:27:18,917 --> 00:27:19,727
Mm-hm, darling.
528
00:27:19,751 --> 00:27:22,018
You know I don't like
to be kept waiting.
529
00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:24,601
And phoning Spain is expensive.
530
00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:25,809
How's it been going?
531
00:27:25,833 --> 00:27:27,101
Well.
532
00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:28,102
When are you coming back?
533
00:27:28,126 --> 00:27:29,934
It's all going very well, darling.
534
00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:31,351
I'm trying to get back tomorrow.
535
00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:33,601
What do you mean trying?
What's stopping you?
536
00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:36,018
Well, nothing at the moment.
537
00:27:36,042 --> 00:27:37,708
Well mind nothing does.
538
00:27:38,708 --> 00:27:40,000
Of course, darling.
539
00:27:40,042 --> 00:27:41,101
Something very funny
happened the other day.
540
00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:43,851
I want you back here
with the first pictures.
541
00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:45,184
There's a lot to do.
542
00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:48,292
Yes, yes, there's a lot
to do here too, my darling.
543
00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:50,268
Now Mike?
544
00:27:50,292 --> 00:27:51,102
Hm?
545
00:27:51,126 --> 00:27:53,476
Keep taking the tablets.
546
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:54,601
Yeah, yes.
547
00:27:54,625 --> 00:27:56,143
See you tomorrow then. Bye.
548
00:27:56,167 --> 00:27:57,375
Yeah, goodbye.
549
00:27:59,542 --> 00:28:00,851
Darling.
550
00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:03,667
See you later, Mike.
551
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,476
Senor Mike, you like that?
552
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:32,726
I like it very much, Juan,
553
00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:34,768
but I do wish you'd photograph it.
554
00:28:34,792 --> 00:28:38,309
I have to take these first
rolls back to London to my wife.
555
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:39,333
Of course.
556
00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:45,000
She's going to be so pleased.
557
00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:47,934
Well, that'd be a change.
558
00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:52,351
Mike, do you have to go back today?
559
00:28:52,375 --> 00:28:54,250
I'll be in dead trouble if I don't.
560
00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:14,583
Perkins?
561
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:18,583
Perkins?
562
00:29:22,625 --> 00:29:23,625
Perkins?
563
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,643
Oh, oh, there you are.
564
00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:30,458
Time for my drink, Perkins.
The sun is over the yardarm.
565
00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:33,434
It isn't really, but I'm
sure nobody's counting.
566
00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:34,833
Very good, Sir Percy.
567
00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:36,101
Did you get enough of
that stuff down there?
568
00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:37,060
Oh yes, sir, plenty, sir.
569
00:29:37,084 --> 00:29:38,684
Good, some of it might do the trick, eh?
570
00:29:38,708 --> 00:29:41,000
No thanks very much,
I'm trying to give it up.
571
00:29:43,542 --> 00:29:45,542
Oh, and Perkins?
572
00:29:45,583 --> 00:29:46,703
Think I'll have it out here.
573
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,143
Good one. Now how about
Annette by the lobster pot?
574
00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:13,083
Why not? They are in good shape.
575
00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:16,143
So is Annette, actually.
576
00:30:16,167 --> 00:30:18,143
Sir Percy. Sir Percy.
577
00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:19,792
Something terrible has happened.
578
00:30:20,917 --> 00:30:22,018
Are we sinking or something?
579
00:30:22,042 --> 00:30:23,643
No, sir, worse. Much worse.
580
00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:24,792
We've run out of tonic.
581
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:28,268
Run out of tonic?
582
00:30:28,292 --> 00:30:30,893
But that's not terrible,
that's catastrophic.
583
00:30:30,917 --> 00:30:32,351
I'm sorry, sir.
584
00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:34,476
You're sorry? What do
you mean you're sorry?
585
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,351
It's like Napoleon saying I'm sorry
586
00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:37,833
after the Battle of Waterloo.
587
00:30:38,917 --> 00:30:40,601
Perkins, do you realise
that gin and tonic
588
00:30:40,625 --> 00:30:42,976
is the cornerstone
of the British Empire?
589
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,226
The empire was built on gin and tonic.
590
00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:47,268
Gin to fight the boredom of exile,
591
00:30:47,292 --> 00:30:48,976
and quinine to fight malaria.
592
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,934
How else do you think we
could have carried the cross
593
00:30:50,958 --> 00:30:52,851
of responsibility for
the lives of millions
594
00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:55,851
without the friendly
fortitude of gin and tonic?
595
00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:59,809
And you've run out of tonic,
Perkins. That's treason.
596
00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:01,333
Go before I strike you.
597
00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:03,809
Very good, sir.
598
00:31:26,833 --> 00:31:28,268
What did they say, Juan?
599
00:31:28,292 --> 00:31:30,559
- They want to go fishing.
This is their boat.
600
00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:33,268
Ask them if we can hire it
for the day.
601
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,708
Well as lovely as you look, Julie,
602
00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:42,059
would you mind slipping into
some of our cami knicks.
603
00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:46,268
Cami knicks? Sure,
darling, anything you want.
604
00:31:49,458 --> 00:31:50,958
I think I want a cold drink.
605
00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:12,101
Do you know I find
something irresistibly sexy
606
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:13,542
about underwear and the sea?
607
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:18,726
The sand, and the,
well, anything really.
608
00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:27,101
That's okay, 10,000 pesetas a day.
609
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:29,601
10.000 pesetas?
I don't want to buy it.
610
00:32:29,625 --> 00:32:32,500
No, if you want to buy
it, it will be much less.
611
00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:32,684
Papa, Papa?
612
00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:07,417
That's much better.
You've got it now!
613
00:34:10,167 --> 00:34:12,684
Can we get Julie off of it?
She's too low in the boat.
614
00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:15,226
Yeah, get up onto the stern.
615
00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:18,101
Julie, get as high as you can.
616
00:34:22,167 --> 00:34:23,726
Yeah, that's much better.
617
00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:28,018
Uno, dos, uno, dos, uno dos.
618
00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:33,042
Uno, dos, uno, dos, uno, dos.
619
00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:54,375
Uno, dos, uno, dos, uno, dos,
620
00:34:55,417 --> 00:34:57,417
uno, dos, uno, dos, uno.
621
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:03,250
No tonic.
622
00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:04,810
What the hell do you put in gin
623
00:35:04,834 --> 00:35:06,726
if you haven't got any tonic?
624
00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:07,990
More gin, I suppose.
625
00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:26,809
How's that boat for
the background, Juan?
626
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,708
Good, good shape.
Nice picture.
627
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:39,101
Horsy, is that old tub yours?
628
00:35:39,125 --> 00:35:41,726
Yacht, old boy. Yacht.
629
00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:44,018
Yacht. Gin palace.
630
00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:46,768
Mike, get that man out of the way.
631
00:35:46,792 --> 00:35:48,309
He will ruin my picture.
632
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:49,726
Lie down, old man, will you?
633
00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:52,934
Your face is upsetting my photographer.
634
00:35:52,958 --> 00:35:55,393
You always were an
insubordinate bounder.
635
00:35:55,417 --> 00:35:56,227
I was going to ask you
over for a drink,
636
00:35:56,251 --> 00:35:57,893
but I'm damned if I will now.
637
00:35:57,917 --> 00:36:00,143
I say, got any tonic?
638
00:36:00,167 --> 00:36:01,292
Tonic? No, no.
639
00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:04,250
Useless oaf.
640
00:36:14,542 --> 00:36:16,268
What the hell's going on over there?
641
00:36:19,458 --> 00:36:21,708
Bring the boat back. I
wanna get over there.
642
00:36:22,708 --> 00:36:23,708
Come on.
643
00:36:25,458 --> 00:36:28,101
Hello. Do let me help you.
644
00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:31,601
Congratulations. You did that
absolutely marvellously well.
645
00:36:31,625 --> 00:36:33,434
I didn't mean to fall in.
646
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:35,393
Really? I thought it
was all part of the show.
647
00:36:35,417 --> 00:36:37,309
Something in the water knocked me over.
648
00:36:37,333 --> 00:36:38,144
It must have been Perkins.
649
00:36:38,168 --> 00:36:39,268
The most sensible thing he's done today.
650
00:36:39,292 --> 00:36:41,934
I say, you look absolutely charming.
651
00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:43,351
You have a towel?
652
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,269
A towel?
653
00:36:44,293 --> 00:36:45,851
I suppose we've got a towel,
but Perkins isn't here,
654
00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:46,810
so do let me help.
655
00:36:46,834 --> 00:36:49,351
Never mind.
I need some time in the sun.
656
00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:51,393
If you don't mind, Sir Percy.
657
00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:54,101
No, I don't mind at all .
658
00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:56,309
I say, perhaps you better go
to the other side of the boat
659
00:36:56,333 --> 00:36:59,018
so nobody can see you,
except me, of course.
660
00:36:59,042 --> 00:37:02,917
I don't mind. I have a
beautiful body, don't you think?
661
00:37:03,833 --> 00:37:05,667
Absolutely splendid.
662
00:37:06,875 --> 00:37:08,018
There's a deck shower around there,
663
00:37:08,042 --> 00:37:10,643
if you'd like to pour yourself into it.
664
00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:14,750
Thank you.
665
00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:18,458
Absolutely splendid.
666
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,768
Horsy, you're responsible for this.
667
00:37:22,792 --> 00:37:25,309
What's the matter, old
boy? I haven't done a thing.
668
00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:27,434
I thought about it, but
I haven't done a thing.
669
00:37:27,458 --> 00:37:29,226
You sent that idiot frogman of yours
670
00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:30,809
out there deliberately.
671
00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:33,226
You're a bloody pirate.
672
00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:35,726
Oh, you're talking a lot
of cod. That was Perkins.
673
00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:37,893
He's out there fishing,
looking for lobsters.
674
00:37:37,917 --> 00:37:39,393
Hoping you'd all come to dinner.
675
00:37:39,417 --> 00:37:40,227
Not me, thank you very much.
676
00:37:40,251 --> 00:37:42,726
I'm catching the afternoon plane.
677
00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:44,434
Oh? What's your hurry?
678
00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:47,434
Janet wants me and
the film back in London.
679
00:37:47,458 --> 00:37:51,208
Would you please throw our
girl back? We're in a hurry.
680
00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:54,268
She's wet. Very lovely, but wet.
681
00:37:54,292 --> 00:37:56,476
So are you. Certainly not lovely.
682
00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:59,809
Now come along, Horsy,
please. We need her.
683
00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:00,875
I bet you do.
684
00:38:03,417 --> 00:38:07,750
Uno, dos, uno,
dos, uno, dos, uno, dos.
685
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:11,518
Mind the step.
686
00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:12,542
Hello.
687
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,143
What about your nightie?
688
00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:17,768
Keep it, old man,
it could suit you.
689
00:38:17,792 --> 00:38:20,101
Julie, look at your hair.
It's a mess.
690
00:38:25,125 --> 00:38:26,393
My God, my film.
691
00:38:26,417 --> 00:38:27,875
My God, my paint.
692
00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:35,934
Jump, Senor.
693
00:38:35,958 --> 00:38:37,351
Jump? What do you mean jump?
694
00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:39,101
We saw your signals.
695
00:38:39,125 --> 00:38:40,226
Yes, that's right. That was me.
696
00:38:40,250 --> 00:38:41,060
You're in distress.
697
00:38:41,084 --> 00:38:43,518
Yes, as a matter of fact,
I am. I've run out of tonic.
698
00:38:43,542 --> 00:38:44,851
Senor?
699
00:38:44,875 --> 00:38:46,934
Do be a good chap and nip ashore
700
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:47,852
and get me 12 bottles, will you.
701
00:38:47,876 --> 00:38:49,750
Preferably Schweppes.
Don't be long.
702
00:39:12,875 --> 00:39:15,809
Ail Mr. Perkins,
Sir Percy might see.
703
00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:17,184
Hello, and what might Sir Percy see?
704
00:39:17,208 --> 00:39:19,434
Oh, Senor, I couldn't say.
705
00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:20,643
Oh, it's like that, eh?
706
00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:23,184
Perkins, lay the table,
not the maid.
707
00:39:23,208 --> 00:39:24,226
Very good, sir.
708
00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:25,208
Not that I can blame you.
709
00:39:25,250 --> 00:39:26,976
Well here it all is, eh?
710
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,518
How did the seaweed work,
by the way?
711
00:39:28,542 --> 00:39:30,559
Oh, very well, sir.
Most distinctive flavour.
712
00:39:30,583 --> 00:39:32,268
Would you care to try some?
713
00:39:32,292 --> 00:39:34,518
Don't be ridiculous.
What else have you got?
714
00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:36,917
Well, sir, there's molasses,
715
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,684
plain sugar, stewed prunes,
716
00:39:40,708 --> 00:39:41,893
that's the seaweed.
718
00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:45,434
Parsley. Herbs and flies,
curry powder.
719
00:39:45,458 --> 00:39:47,143
Flies?
720
00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,393
Bit of a mistake, that one, sir.
721
00:39:48,417 --> 00:39:49,851
How disgusting.
722
00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:52,684
No ordinary flies, sir.
Actually, they're quite pretty.
723
00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:54,018
What do they taste like?
724
00:39:54,042 --> 00:39:55,768
I don't know, sir.
I didn't fancy that one.
725
00:39:57,458 --> 00:40:01,226
Ah, Josie,
how very nice of you to come.
726
00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:02,375
Take his bike, Perkins.
727
00:40:04,875 --> 00:40:05,934
Of course, of course, of course.
728
00:40:05,958 --> 00:40:10,726
Now, over here, we have examples
of our very finest wines,
729
00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:12,684
and we would like your expert opinion
730
00:40:12,708 --> 00:40:15,101
as to which one is the best.
731
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:21,101
Perkins, he understood me perfectly.
732
00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:22,934
How on Earth do you expect
these chaps to learn English
733
00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:25,143
when you keep on waffing
away in Spanish?
734
00:40:25,167 --> 00:40:28,226
I'm sorry, sir,
I hadn't thought of that.
735
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,393
We should have thought
of a spittoon, Perkins.
736
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,250
He's ruining the lawn.
737
00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:49,500
Gracias, gracias.
738
00:42:00,625 --> 00:42:01,625
Flies.
739
00:42:03,042 --> 00:42:04,042
Flies?
740
00:42:04,750 --> 00:42:05,851
Flies.
741
00:42:45,458 --> 00:42:46,458
Flies?
742
00:42:51,208 --> 00:42:52,309
Ah, here we are.
743
00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:54,184
Now, Perkins,
it's absolutely essential
744
00:42:54,208 --> 00:42:57,059
that you remember exactly
what those flies looked like.
745
00:42:57,083 --> 00:42:58,393
They were the same kind
that covers the leaves, sir.
746
00:42:58,417 --> 00:42:59,352
That's why I didn't see them at first.
747
00:42:59,376 --> 00:43:01,559
I see. I take it that they were green.
748
00:43:01,583 --> 00:43:02,476
Sort of green and gold.
749
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:03,310
Uh-huh.
750
00:43:03,334 --> 00:43:05,476
And shiny.
751
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,934
And quite big, they
were, a good half-inch.
752
00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:08,125
Long and thin.
753
00:43:08,958 --> 00:43:09,810
Long and...
754
00:43:09,834 --> 00:43:11,601
Long and thin, like a beetle.
755
00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:12,934
Well make up your mind, Perkins.
756
00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:14,976
Are they beetles or flies?
757
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,934
Well they could have been flies, sir.
758
00:43:16,958 --> 00:43:18,375
Or would you prefer insects?
759
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:20,893
What are you doing there, by the way?
760
00:43:20,917 --> 00:43:23,643
I'm trying out the
wine on some fleas, sir.
761
00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:25,208
Fleas?
762
00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:26,393
Why fleas?
763
00:43:26,417 --> 00:43:27,417
They were handy.
764
00:43:28,250 --> 00:43:29,250
Handy?
765
00:43:30,417 --> 00:43:31,726
The dog.
766
00:43:31,750 --> 00:43:33,042
Oh, oh, sorry.
767
00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:42,643
Here, how about this one?
768
00:43:42,667 --> 00:43:43,477
Green and gold, about five-eighths
769
00:43:43,501 --> 00:43:45,018
of an inch long, Southern Europe.
770
00:43:45,042 --> 00:43:46,042
Hm?
771
00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:48,143
That's them, sir. That's the one.
772
00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:48,977
Are you sure?
773
00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:50,559
Absolutely certain, sir.
774
00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:52,351
Good heavens, would you believe it?
775
00:43:52,375 --> 00:43:57,375
Cantharus vesicatoria,
or Spanish fly.
776
00:43:58,417 --> 00:44:00,268
Spanish fly?
777
00:44:00,292 --> 00:44:02,643
An insect dissolved in
alcohol was much prized
778
00:44:02,667 --> 00:44:07,143
in earlier times as a reputed
aphrodisiac or love potion.
779
00:44:07,167 --> 00:44:09,351
Unfortunate side effects
prevented it being
780
00:44:09,375 --> 00:44:11,351
accepted by the medical profession.
781
00:44:11,375 --> 00:44:13,684
Side effects, wonder what that was.
782
00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:15,893
Putting on weight or something.
783
00:44:15,917 --> 00:44:18,559
Here, look at that, sir.
784
00:44:18,583 --> 00:44:20,059
What are they doing?
785
00:44:20,083 --> 00:44:21,768
Well they're not holding hands.
786
00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:23,958
By George, they're at it.
787
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,083
I only gave them a drop.
788
00:44:28,043 --> 00:44:31,851
Perkins, I'm going
to be a very rich man.
789
00:44:31,875 --> 00:44:32,685
You've just killed them, sir.
790
00:44:32,709 --> 00:44:34,143
Have I really? So sorry.
791
00:44:34,167 --> 00:44:35,809
What a lovely way to go.
792
00:44:35,833 --> 00:44:39,458
Couldn't we try it out
on something bigger, sir?
793
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:42,476
Perkins, I'm sure
you haven't forgotten.
794
00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:45,018
We have guests for dinner.
795
00:44:58,292 --> 00:45:00,226
Oh, no thanks, only champagne.
796
00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:02,208
Oh do try the red. It's very special.
797
00:45:03,375 --> 00:45:04,809
He only ever drinks champagne.
798
00:45:04,833 --> 00:45:06,833
The red wine argues with my stomach.
799
00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:10,851
Champagne for me too, please.
800
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:14,934
Actually, Horsy, I think
I'd prefer champagne.
801
00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:17,268
Champagne?
Champagne's a poofy drink.
802
00:45:17,292 --> 00:45:18,102
No of fence, old chap.
803
00:45:18,126 --> 00:45:20,226
Look, Scottie, I would really
like you to try this wine.
804
00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:21,625
I value your opinion.
805
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:24,643
It's not that cat's piss again, is it?
806
00:45:24,667 --> 00:45:28,476
No no, no no, this is
really a very fine wine.
807
00:45:31,792 --> 00:45:33,292
Hm, it's quite pleasant.
808
00:45:34,167 --> 00:45:34,958
Quite pleasant?
809
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,726
Don't nibble at it,
give it a good bashing.
810
00:45:36,750 --> 00:45:38,476
It's a lovely wine.
811
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,125
Chateau bottled, you know.
812
00:45:41,167 --> 00:45:44,625
Mm, I didn't know they
had any chateau in Morocco.
813
00:45:48,917 --> 00:45:50,601
Mm, what do you think of it, Bruce?
814
00:45:50,625 --> 00:45:51,477
Oh, it's lovely.
815
00:45:51,501 --> 00:45:52,601
Thank you.
816
00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:55,583
It's sort of, uh, warming.
817
00:45:55,625 --> 00:45:56,768
Yes, mm.
818
00:45:56,792 --> 00:45:59,059
Oh, good, good. That's marvellous.
819
00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:01,351
I hope you enjoy the paella.
820
00:46:01,375 --> 00:46:04,226
Sorry about the lobsters, but
Perkins couldn't catch any.
821
00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:05,934
Matter of fact, I rather
think the lobster can do
822
00:46:05,958 --> 00:46:08,559
their call faster than he can do his.
823
00:46:09,543 --> 00:46:12,458
He's never actually
caught one single lobster.
824
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:14,226
He still owes me for the frog suit.
825
00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:18,768
Ah, it looks marvellous, eh?
827
00:46:38,208 --> 00:46:39,208
Thank you.
828
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,833
Mm, c'est fantastique.
829
00:46:46,958 --> 00:46:49,476
Yes, mate, really nice.
831
00:47:10,750 --> 00:47:13,893
You know, it chokes me
to say it, Horsy, but
832
00:47:13,917 --> 00:47:15,851
I have to agree with you, you know.
833
00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:19,476
This plunk of yours is not at all bad.
834
00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:20,768
Good.
835
00:47:20,792 --> 00:47:23,393
Look, I was fortunate
enough to come across quite
836
00:47:23,417 --> 00:47:25,934
a good supply of this wine,
and as you're an old friend,
837
00:47:25,958 --> 00:47:27,851
and if you feel like it,
I might be able to fix
838
00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:28,685
you up with a few crates.
839
00:47:28,709 --> 00:47:30,393
That's very decent of you, Horsy.
840
00:47:30,417 --> 00:47:31,726
At a very reasonable price.
841
00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:32,768
Hm, how much?
842
00:47:32,792 --> 00:47:34,351
Three pounds a bottle.
843
00:47:34,375 --> 00:47:36,042
Three pounds a bottle? Three.
844
00:47:37,250 --> 00:47:38,102
You're joking.
845
00:47:38,126 --> 00:47:41,309
Well let's say 20 pounds
a case, dozen bottles.
846
00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:42,708
I'd say a fiver.
848
00:47:44,125 --> 00:47:44,935
Six.
849
00:47:44,959 --> 00:47:46,458
Well it cost me twice that.
850
00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,018
All right then, seven.
851
00:47:48,042 --> 00:47:49,768
Look, if you don't mind my saying so,
852
00:47:49,792 --> 00:47:52,309
you always were a mean sod.
853
00:47:52,333 --> 00:47:53,643
If you don't mind my saying so,
854
00:47:53,667 --> 00:47:56,684
you always were a
chiselling bastard, eight.
855
00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:57,958
Go and get buttered.
856
00:47:59,417 --> 00:48:02,893
I prefer margarine, but you
wouldn't know the difference.
857
00:48:02,917 --> 00:48:04,143
But I do know the difference
858
00:48:04,167 --> 00:48:05,434
between a good and a bad wine.
859
00:48:05,458 --> 00:48:07,226
Shall we settle for 9?
860
00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:08,268
8,50.
861
00:48:08,292 --> 00:48:11,434
All right, done. How
many cases would you like?
862
00:48:11,458 --> 00:48:12,458
One.
863
00:48:13,417 --> 00:48:15,809
One? Oh, Lord.
864
00:48:15,833 --> 00:48:17,500
Perkins, give him some more wine.
865
00:48:18,417 --> 00:48:21,393
I don't understand.
You two are friends?
866
00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:23,768
Yes, yes, we're old friends actually,
867
00:48:23,792 --> 00:48:25,625
but don't forget, we're English.
868
00:48:42,292 --> 00:48:45,917
All of a sudden,
I feel really randy.
869
00:48:48,583 --> 00:48:50,559
Australian, you know.
870
00:48:50,583 --> 00:48:52,083
Frightfully physical.
871
00:48:54,417 --> 00:48:56,393
Francesca, no, please.
872
00:48:56,417 --> 00:48:57,476
Why are you frightened of me?
873
00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:58,310
Because you're a girl.
874
00:48:58,334 --> 00:49:00,750
Oh, naughty,
you've been peeping, yeah?
875
00:49:17,833 --> 00:49:20,083
Um, why don't we go home?
876
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000
Now?
877
00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:24,833
Now.
878
00:49:25,792 --> 00:49:27,643
Isn't it rather rude?
879
00:49:27,667 --> 00:49:30,333
Ooh yes, but I feel very rude.
880
00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:32,833
Can't you wait?
881
00:49:34,583 --> 00:49:35,393
No.
882
00:49:35,417 --> 00:49:36,417
Neither can I.
883
00:49:40,167 --> 00:49:41,726
I'm so sorry, Horsy.
884
00:49:41,750 --> 00:49:45,476
I don't quite know, ooh,
how to put this,
885
00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:48,684
but I'm afraid we've got to go.
886
00:49:48,708 --> 00:49:49,934
Oh, what a pity.
887
00:49:49,958 --> 00:49:52,934
I haven't had such fun
since Nanny died.
888
00:49:52,958 --> 00:49:56,559
No, neither have I actually,
but I've got to get up
889
00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:58,893
early in the morning.
890
00:49:58,917 --> 00:50:00,351
Oui.
891
00:50:00,375 --> 00:50:02,101
Do you all have to go?
892
00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:02,958
I really have to.
893
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,042
No no, no more. Please, no
really, I couldn't manage.
894
00:50:06,958 --> 00:50:08,875
To get you all in the car, I mean.
895
00:50:09,708 --> 00:50:10,519
- Perkins?
- Sir?
896
00:50:10,543 --> 00:50:11,601
Get the car, will you?
897
00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:12,809
Yes, sir.
898
00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:14,792
Oh, and, don't forget the camera.
899
00:50:16,167 --> 00:50:17,601
Very good, sir.
900
00:50:20,542 --> 00:50:23,292
Oh, Horsy, the wine.
901
00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:25,893
Two cases.
902
00:50:25,917 --> 00:50:27,458
Ah, that's more like it.
903
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:29,750
Oh, and thank you
for a lovely dinner.
904
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:31,810
Not at all.
905
00:50:31,834 --> 00:50:34,583
Come back for the dessert
cheese and coffee another day.
906
00:50:36,417 --> 00:50:37,417
Hey.
907
00:50:38,333 --> 00:50:39,934
Hey, I'm first.
908
00:50:39,958 --> 00:50:42,184
But my room's the closest.
909
00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:43,851
Yeah, well, it was my idea.
910
00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:45,958
We're here now. It's quicker.
911
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,643
Girls, please.
912
00:50:47,667 --> 00:50:51,018
Annette, Bruce was first, you know.
913
00:50:51,042 --> 00:50:54,667
Oh, but very well. Be
quick, I'll be waiting.
914
00:50:59,792 --> 00:51:01,559
I won't keep you very long.
915
00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:02,583
Come on.
918
00:54:35,042 --> 00:54:36,643
Why are we stopped, Perkins?
919
00:54:36,667 --> 00:54:38,851
We've run out of petrol, sir.
921
00:54:40,750 --> 00:54:42,893
Why have we run out of petrol?
922
00:54:42,917 --> 00:54:44,768
Because we've run out of credit, sir.
924
00:54:45,833 --> 00:54:49,059
Then we'll walk.
Nice day for a walk.
925
00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:50,917
Don't forget the wine.
926
00:55:54,792 --> 00:55:56,542
Ticket, Senor.
50 pesetas, Senor.
927
00:55:58,417 --> 00:56:00,143
Seems reasonable.
928
00:56:00,167 --> 00:56:01,476
100 pesetas for two.
929
00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:03,101
Seems logical.
930
00:56:10,792 --> 00:56:12,268
Ah, there we are.
931
00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:55,644
No, stop!
932
00:57:55,668 --> 00:57:58,643
Look at you. Just look at you!
933
00:57:58,667 --> 00:57:59,934
What have you been doing?
934
00:57:59,958 --> 00:58:02,434
Don't be daft. What's it
look like we've been doing?
935
00:58:02,458 --> 00:58:04,167
I make you two guesses.
936
00:58:05,875 --> 00:58:06,875
Women!
937
00:58:08,292 --> 00:58:10,726
How can I work with
girls in this condition?
938
00:58:10,750 --> 00:58:15,476
I'm sorry. We couldn't
help it, just had to be done.
939
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,500
You can imagine what
it was like .
940
00:58:19,042 --> 00:58:21,208
No, perhaps you can't.
941
00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:24,309
But what can I do with those bruises?
942
00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:27,726
- Stop fussing, Juan.
You've still got two girls.
943
00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:30,643
I couldn't get round
to Julie and Francesca.
944
00:58:30,667 --> 00:58:32,518
Did my best.
945
00:58:32,542 --> 00:58:35,375
Spirit was willing.
Flesh let me down.
946
00:58:37,542 --> 00:58:39,768
Your turn next, my darlings.
948
00:58:42,417 --> 00:58:43,417
Mike.
949
00:58:44,333 --> 00:58:45,684
Music.
950
00:58:45,708 --> 00:58:48,375
No, I have enough with you two.
951
00:58:49,333 --> 00:58:50,726
Over here.
952
00:58:50,750 --> 00:58:53,309
I will get you against the sun.
953
00:59:30,833 --> 00:59:34,268
Ah, there you are, dear
boy. Trust you slept well.
954
00:59:34,292 --> 00:59:37,000
Sleep? Oh, what's that?
955
00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:40,476
I thought I might deliver your wine
956
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:42,351
as I happened to be passing.
957
00:59:42,375 --> 00:59:45,643
Passing? How do you pass down here?
958
00:59:45,667 --> 00:59:48,958
Very good.
Cash on delivery, of course.
959
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:52,809
Of course.
Now, 8.50 a case, wasn't it?
960
00:59:52,833 --> 00:59:55,601
Cash. I don't know whether
I've got enough on me.
961
00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:58,417
Pity. Still, I'm perfectly
happy to accept your check.
962
01:00:02,708 --> 01:00:06,226
I might just be able to
spare you a few more cases.
963
01:00:06,250 --> 01:00:08,518
That's very nice of you,
Horsy, old man.
964
01:00:08,542 --> 01:00:09,352
Remarkable wine.
965
01:00:09,376 --> 01:00:12,333
Ohm yeah?
Seems fairly ordinary to me.
966
01:00:13,292 --> 01:00:16,601
It's the effect that
I find so interesting.
967
01:00:16,625 --> 01:00:18,351
Effect? I don't know
what you're talking about.
968
01:00:18,375 --> 01:00:19,684
Wine is wine.
969
01:00:19,708 --> 01:00:22,351
If you drink a lot,
it makes you drunk.
970
01:00:22,375 --> 01:00:23,375
Perkins?
971
01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:31,833
How many cases might you want?
972
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,583
That depends on the price.
973
01:00:36,500 --> 01:00:38,434
I'm sure we can come
to some arrangement.
974
01:00:38,458 --> 01:00:41,458
For a quantity, I'd expect
a very different price.
975
01:00:42,667 --> 01:00:43,768
Of course.
976
01:00:43,792 --> 01:00:46,250
8,50 a case for Spanish plum.
977
01:00:47,625 --> 01:00:49,726
It just isn't on, is it?
978
01:00:49,750 --> 01:00:50,750
No, of course it isn't.
979
01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:53,059
Did you have a figure in mind?
980
01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:54,684
Matter of fact, I do, yeah.
981
01:00:54,708 --> 01:00:55,809
How much?
982
01:00:55,833 --> 01:00:56,976
10 pounds a case.
983
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,476
10 pounds?
1,50 more than last night?
984
01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:02,833
That's not even inflation.
It's extortion.
985
01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:06,167
But it's a very remarkable wine.
986
01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:08,833
Yes, I know.
987
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,167
Oh, my God.
988
01:01:14,417 --> 01:01:15,708
How's Janet, by the way?
989
01:01:19,833 --> 01:01:23,958
This is a very dirty
trick, Horsy. Even for you.
990
01:01:25,042 --> 01:01:27,042
To think we went to the same school.
991
01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:30,476
How could you do such a thing?
992
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:32,542
Oh, I couldn't. But Perkins could.
993
01:01:33,875 --> 01:01:36,184
However, I don't think you're
in a position to moralise.
994
01:01:36,208 --> 01:01:38,226
For example,
what on Earth do you think
995
01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:40,768
you're doing to this unhappy girl?
996
01:01:40,792 --> 01:01:44,434
Oh, I remember that .
997
01:01:44,458 --> 01:01:47,042
What do you mean unhappy?
She's obviously loving it.
998
01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,351
Beast.
1000
01:01:58,042 --> 01:01:59,042
Did I do that?
1001
01:02:02,042 --> 01:02:04,143
How many more of these have you got?
1002
01:02:04,167 --> 01:02:06,208
I seem to have done
pretty well for one night.
1003
01:02:06,250 --> 01:02:08,976
Not bad for a fourth fallout.
1004
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,726
Yeah, I was always a
very virile little champ.
1005
01:02:10,750 --> 01:02:12,643
Maybe, but I bet this is the first time
1006
01:02:12,667 --> 01:02:15,809
that your performance has
matched up to your lust.
1007
01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:17,625
I might well agree with you there.
1008
01:02:18,667 --> 01:02:21,268
I'm beginning to get on to you.
1009
01:02:21,292 --> 01:02:24,125
You doctored that wine,
didn't you, Horsy?
1010
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:26,893
What did you put in it?
1011
01:02:26,917 --> 01:02:30,393
Oh a spot of this and that.
Mostly that.
1012
01:02:30,417 --> 01:02:32,250
An aphrodisiac wine.
1013
01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:36,583
This is the greatest invention
since the double bed.
1014
01:02:37,667 --> 01:02:38,958
How much do you want?
1015
01:02:40,042 --> 01:02:42,101
I'll take a thousand cases.
1016
01:02:42,125 --> 01:02:45,476
Perkins, me
must go into full production.
1017
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,101
At 10 pounds a case.
1018
01:02:47,125 --> 01:02:49,351
Make it out to cash, and it's 12.
1019
01:02:49,375 --> 01:02:51,226
Twe, 12? You said 10.
1020
01:02:51,250 --> 01:02:53,083
Like everything else, it's gone up.
1021
01:02:54,167 --> 01:02:55,476
I better write the check out quickly,
1022
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,226
before it goes up again.
1023
01:02:57,250 --> 01:02:58,250
Passion punch.
1024
01:02:59,417 --> 01:03:00,417
Cash.
1025
01:03:01,542 --> 01:03:03,726
12.000 pounds.
1026
01:03:13,083 --> 01:03:14,083
Cash?
1027
01:03:15,042 --> 01:03:17,893
12.000 pounds.
1028
01:03:17,917 --> 01:03:22,125
Specially cleared through
London. What's he done?
1029
01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:25,458
I shall kill him.
1030
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:27,018
I swear it.
1031
01:03:27,042 --> 01:03:28,042
I shall
1032
01:03:29,333 --> 01:03:30,333
kill him.
1033
01:03:57,375 --> 01:03:58,184
Okay?
1034
01:03:58,208 --> 01:03:59,019
Okay?
1035
01:03:59,043 --> 01:04:00,292
Bueno. Vamos.
1036
01:05:16,042 --> 01:05:17,893
Up up, up up.
1037
01:06:01,375 --> 01:06:02,352
Oh, not again.
1038
01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:04,268
Go on, off you go. Get pedalling.
1039
01:06:04,292 --> 01:06:06,333
Keep going.
That's right, off we go.
1040
01:09:09,042 --> 01:09:11,226
Ah, this is the label I had
specially designed for you.
1041
01:09:11,250 --> 01:09:13,434
Like it? The rest of
your wine's over there.
1042
01:09:13,458 --> 01:09:15,434
It's very good, but I want to know
1043
01:09:15,458 --> 01:09:17,768
what the magic ingredient is.
1044
01:09:17,792 --> 01:09:20,059
Oh, it's a trade secret, old boy.
1045
01:09:20,083 --> 01:09:22,226
It's not dangerous, is it?
1046
01:09:22,250 --> 01:09:24,726
No, of course not. You
feel all right, don't you?
1047
01:09:24,750 --> 01:09:25,560
All right?
1048
01:09:25,584 --> 01:09:30,250
Ho ho ho, I've never been
more all right in my life.
1049
01:09:31,958 --> 01:09:34,851
I'm just wondering how long
I'll be able to keep it up.
1050
01:09:34,875 --> 01:09:37,125
Keep drinking the wine,
and you'll keep it up.
1051
01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:53,500
Would you like to oil my back?
1052
01:09:55,792 --> 01:09:56,875
Mm-hm, yes.
1053
01:10:28,583 --> 01:10:30,917
What I'm going to do to you.
1054
01:10:34,167 --> 01:10:35,167
When?
1055
01:10:36,292 --> 01:10:37,292
When?
1056
01:10:38,667 --> 01:10:40,684
There's no time like now.
1057
01:10:40,708 --> 01:10:41,708
Mr. Scott.
1058
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,476
I think Mr. Scott is
in his room, Madame.
1059
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:46,893
I'm Mrs. Scott, what number?
1060
01:10:46,917 --> 01:10:49,292
Number Six, at the top of the stairs.
1061
01:11:00,958 --> 01:11:04,226
Now, just one more little drink.
1062
01:11:07,958 --> 01:11:11,458
Then lots of nicks
and bruises for you.
1063
01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:16,083
I don't bruise easily.
1064
01:11:18,458 --> 01:11:20,958
Mm, who wants it to be easy?
1065
01:11:44,458 --> 01:11:45,458
Oh, my God.
1066
01:11:46,917 --> 01:11:48,018
Who are you?
1067
01:11:48,042 --> 01:11:49,434
I am Juan.
1068
01:11:49,458 --> 01:11:51,434
I'm Janet Scott. How do you do?
1069
01:11:51,458 --> 01:11:53,476
Oh, what do you intend to do?
1070
01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:56,500
I was thinking of killing my husband.
1071
01:11:57,542 --> 01:11:59,250
You kill Mike? Why?
1072
01:12:00,208 --> 01:12:02,976
Just because he has
been unfaithful to you?
1073
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:05,125
Has he indeed? I didn't know he could.
1074
01:12:06,125 --> 01:12:10,184
Who, Mike? But Mike is like a ram.
1075
01:12:10,208 --> 01:12:11,726
A goat, a bull.
1076
01:12:11,750 --> 01:12:14,768
I think you are a very fortunate
woman to have all that.
1077
01:12:14,792 --> 01:12:19,518
- I've never had all that.
Not that there's much to have.
1078
01:12:19,542 --> 01:12:20,394
Where is he?
1079
01:12:20,418 --> 01:12:22,393
I don't know. No, no, please.
1080
01:12:22,417 --> 01:12:23,643
I don't know.
1081
01:12:23,667 --> 01:12:25,434
Where is he?
1082
01:12:25,458 --> 01:12:26,684
Janet, darling.
1083
01:12:26,708 --> 01:12:28,101
So it's true?
1084
01:12:28,125 --> 01:12:30,393
Put that thing down. No, please.
1085
01:12:30,417 --> 01:12:34,684
No, darling, please, look,
I can explain everything.
1086
01:12:34,708 --> 01:12:35,875
Well, uh...
1087
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,042
Don't explain.
1088
01:12:39,958 --> 01:12:41,101
Show me.
1089
01:12:42,126 --> 01:12:43,559
What?
1090
01:12:43,583 --> 01:12:47,893
You ram. You goat.
1091
01:12:47,917 --> 01:12:48,917
You bull.
1092
01:12:54,792 --> 01:12:57,976
Don't let me down. Not now.
1093
01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,018
Later.
1094
01:12:59,042 --> 01:13:00,083
Just one more.
1095
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:01,810
We'll talk.
1096
01:13:01,834 --> 01:13:03,934
Please, give me strength.
1097
01:13:03,958 --> 01:13:04,958
About that
1098
01:13:07,208 --> 01:13:08,208
check.
1099
01:13:09,542 --> 01:13:11,934
I was sure my last moment had come.
1100
01:13:11,958 --> 01:13:14,768
There was death,
staring me in the face,
1101
01:13:14,792 --> 01:13:15,958
with a very big sword.
1102
01:13:16,875 --> 01:13:18,393
Mm, poor Juan.
1103
01:13:18,417 --> 01:13:19,934
Indeed, poor Juan.
1104
01:13:19,958 --> 01:13:22,851
You know what I would
like? Some pink champagne.
1105
01:13:22,875 --> 01:13:26,309
Pink champagne? There is none.
1106
01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:30,601
I had some in France
once. It was beautiful.
1107
01:13:30,625 --> 01:13:31,625
No.
1108
01:13:32,542 --> 01:13:33,958
Oh, they make it like this?
1109
01:13:34,833 --> 01:13:37,375
Oh yes. Try it, you will like it.
1110
01:13:42,708 --> 01:13:44,934
You are very good to me, Julie.
1111
01:13:44,958 --> 01:13:47,226
I am very fond of you, Juan.
1112
01:13:48,292 --> 01:13:49,768
What, what, what was that?
1113
01:13:49,792 --> 01:13:52,518
It sounded like a bark, next door.
1114
01:13:53,376 --> 01:13:55,958
Mike, you keep away. I'm warning you.
1115
01:13:57,417 --> 01:14:00,042
It's the wine. You see, it's out.
1116
01:14:02,042 --> 01:14:03,042
It's, it's out.
1117
01:14:04,417 --> 01:14:06,101
You've got rabies.
1118
01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:08,208
You've been bitten by a mad dog.
1119
01:14:09,083 --> 01:14:09,894
It's out.
1120
01:14:09,918 --> 01:14:11,434
Keep away!
1121
01:14:14,625 --> 01:14:18,101
Rabies. Did he bite you too?
1122
01:14:18,125 --> 01:14:20,042
Everywhere. Rabies?
1123
01:14:21,417 --> 01:14:22,417
Will I die?
1124
01:14:23,583 --> 01:14:26,518
I expect so, dear. Horribly.
1125
01:14:26,542 --> 01:14:28,476
I will fetch help. Hm.
1126
01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:29,893
Oh, Juan, will you?
1127
01:14:29,917 --> 01:14:30,851
Will you really?
1128
01:14:30,875 --> 01:14:31,875
Yes.
1129
01:14:32,708 --> 01:14:33,851
You may come with me.
1130
01:14:54,875 --> 01:14:56,351
Vino, vino!
1131
01:15:57,667 --> 01:15:58,934
Tell me, Isabel, when
did you start making
1132
01:15:58,958 --> 01:16:00,851
these nasty noises?
1133
01:16:03,333 --> 01:16:05,434
Oh dear, dear, dear, well
now, I distinctly remember
1134
01:16:05,458 --> 01:16:06,851
this said something
about side effects here.
1135
01:16:06,875 --> 01:16:07,934
Let's see if we can find it.
1136
01:16:07,958 --> 01:16:09,101
Here we are.
1137
01:16:09,125 --> 01:16:11,226
Unfortunately, certain
side effects prevented
1138
01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:14,226
it being accepted by
the medical profession.
1139
01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:16,226
Blah, blah, blah blah blah, oh dear.
1140
01:16:16,250 --> 01:16:19,351
Oh dear. Priapism in the male.
1141
01:16:20,209 --> 01:16:22,018
Well you haven't got that?
1142
01:16:22,042 --> 01:16:23,893
Constriction of the vocal cords to cause
1143
01:16:23,917 --> 01:16:25,476
barking like a dog.
1144
01:16:26,334 --> 01:16:28,684
That would seem to be
your problem. Oh dear.
1145
01:16:28,708 --> 01:16:32,768
And a desire to, uh,
mm-mm, every two minutes.
1146
01:16:34,458 --> 01:16:36,476
You've got that as well.
1147
01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:37,976
Perkins, Perkins?
1148
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,351
Yes, sir.
1149
01:16:39,375 --> 01:16:40,184
What kept you?
1150
01:16:40,208 --> 01:16:41,019
We have a slight problem, Sir Percy.
1151
01:16:41,043 --> 01:16:42,309
Yes, I know we have. Get the Rolls.
1152
01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:43,601
That is the problem, sir.
1153
01:16:43,625 --> 01:16:44,435
Don't talk in riddles.
1154
01:16:44,459 --> 01:16:45,684
It's gone, sir.
1155
01:16:45,708 --> 01:16:46,518
Gone, what do you mean gone?
1156
01:16:46,542 --> 01:16:47,352
The man came to collect it.
1157
01:16:47,376 --> 01:16:48,643
Came to collect, was
something wrong with it?
1158
01:16:48,667 --> 01:16:49,560
He took it back.
1159
01:16:49,584 --> 01:16:52,101
We had overlooked the little
matter of paying for it, sir.
1160
01:16:52,125 --> 01:16:54,018
Oh, well, we had five jolly good years
1161
01:16:54,042 --> 01:16:55,559
wear and tear out of it, didn't we?
1162
01:16:55,583 --> 01:16:56,893
Don't panic, Perkins.
Think of something.
1163
01:16:56,917 --> 01:16:58,184
I'm not panicking, sir.
1164
01:16:58,208 --> 01:16:59,144
All right, well, I'll panic,
1165
01:16:59,168 --> 01:17:01,518
but for Pete sake,
think of something.
1166
01:17:01,542 --> 01:17:02,893
Very good, sir.
1167
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,351
Is Mike here?
Have you seen Mike?
1168
01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:28,184
No, I haven't.
1169
01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:29,019
No?
1170
01:17:29,043 --> 01:17:31,559
Hey, I like your dress.
1171
01:17:31,583 --> 01:17:33,333
Have you seen Mike?
1172
01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:35,958
Hey, come on.
1173
01:18:15,417 --> 01:18:16,667
Horsy? Horsy?
1174
01:18:19,125 --> 01:18:20,434
Horsy?
1175
01:18:27,292 --> 01:18:29,351
That's very charming.
1176
01:19:10,875 --> 01:19:13,018
Whoa whoa,
whoa whoa whoa, whoa.
1177
01:19:13,042 --> 01:19:16,184
- Why have you stopped, Perkins?
Have you run out of hay?
1178
01:19:16,208 --> 01:19:18,309
We'll never get through that lot, sir.
1179
01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:20,768
Oh, another one of those bloody fiestas.
1180
01:19:20,792 --> 01:19:22,708
No wonder the Spaniards
lost their empire.
1181
01:19:22,750 --> 01:19:24,101
We lost ours, too, sir.
1182
01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:25,393
Yes, tragic.
1183
01:19:25,417 --> 01:19:26,726
They lost theirs through fiestas.
1184
01:19:26,750 --> 01:19:29,351
We lost ours through strikes,
so no time for tittle tattle.
1185
01:19:29,375 --> 01:19:31,559
Come along, Perkins.
Don't forget the pots.
1187
01:19:35,792 --> 01:19:38,518
Come along! Oh, there you are.
1188
01:19:51,583 --> 01:19:53,184
Hey, hey!
1189
01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:12,208
Janet, Janet.
1190
01:20:13,750 --> 01:20:15,000
Janet, Janet.
1191
01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:19,184
Mike, where have you
been? Are you all right?
1192
01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:21,268
Am I all right?
What's going on here?
1193
01:20:21,292 --> 01:20:24,684
Oh my God, they got at the
wine, and it's dangerous.
1194
01:20:24,708 --> 01:20:25,519
Dangerous?
1195
01:20:25,543 --> 01:20:26,934
It's got Spanish fly in it.
1196
01:20:26,958 --> 01:20:28,726
Spanish fly?
1197
01:20:28,750 --> 01:20:31,226
And it's nearly killed me.
1198
01:20:36,583 --> 01:20:38,434
Does the wine do that as well?
1199
01:20:38,458 --> 01:20:41,601
Approximately every two minutes.
1200
01:20:41,625 --> 01:20:44,143
And worse, ooh, much worse.
1201
01:20:44,167 --> 01:20:45,934
So if you don't wanna
spend the rest of your days
1202
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:47,833
in a Spanish jail, come on.
1203
01:20:53,750 --> 01:20:57,559
Ooh, just a little wine
and I think I have you.
1204
01:20:59,833 --> 01:21:04,268
Just a little wine,
and I think I have you.
1205
01:21:07,958 --> 01:21:10,393
Oh well, at least
it solved his problem.
1207
01:21:28,083 --> 01:21:29,893
Come on. Come on, stop it.
1208
01:21:29,917 --> 01:21:31,809
Give it to me.
1209
01:21:31,833 --> 01:21:32,934
Hey, woof.
1210
01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:45,059
I can't understand
a word they're saying.
1211
01:21:45,083 --> 01:21:46,684
Bloody foreigners.
1212
01:21:50,542 --> 01:21:53,226
Hey, come on. Get out of the way.
1213
01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:54,434
Get out, go on.
1214
01:21:54,458 --> 01:21:56,851
Stop it. Stop throwing it away!
1215
01:21:56,875 --> 01:22:00,708
What are you doing
throwing wine into the sea?
1216
01:22:02,375 --> 01:22:04,643
Get out of the way!
1217
01:22:08,250 --> 01:22:11,309
Well, that's a few gallons of it.
1218
01:22:11,333 --> 01:22:14,934
Oh, those poor fish.
1219
01:22:14,958 --> 01:22:17,809
Horsy! Look, he's getting away.
1220
01:22:28,292 --> 01:22:31,143
There goes 12,000 pounds of my money.
1221
01:22:31,167 --> 01:22:32,101
Eh?
1222
01:22:32,125 --> 01:22:32,935
Our money.
1223
01:22:32,959 --> 01:22:35,809
Yeah, a very expensive
party, my darling.
1224
01:22:39,583 --> 01:22:40,393
Hola.
1225
01:22:40,417 --> 01:22:41,226
Give it to me.
1226
01:22:41,250 --> 01:22:42,059
Oh no no, please.
1227
01:22:42,083 --> 01:22:43,083
No.
1228
01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:45,143
What?
1229
01:22:45,167 --> 01:22:47,934
This vino, make my hair come back.
1230
01:22:47,958 --> 01:22:48,958
I'll show you.
1231
01:22:49,792 --> 01:22:50,792
Look, see.
1232
01:22:51,792 --> 01:22:54,018
Janet, Janet, here look.
Look at this.
1233
01:22:54,042 --> 01:22:55,476
Hair, sprouting in the desert.
1234
01:22:55,500 --> 01:23:00,018
Si si, Senor. Hair in the
desert, where nothing grew.
1235
01:23:00,042 --> 01:23:00,852
Thank you.
1236
01:23:00,876 --> 01:23:02,226
Oh, not at all.
1237
01:23:02,250 --> 01:23:03,851
Thank you. Muchos gracias.
1238
01:23:03,875 --> 01:23:05,934
- De nada.
- Muchos gracias.
1239
01:23:05,958 --> 01:23:07,559
How much of that wine did you buy?
1240
01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:09,208
A thousand cases.
1241
01:23:09,250 --> 01:23:12,393
I think you've done
something clever, my darling.
1242
01:23:12,417 --> 01:23:14,268
Thank you, my darling.
I'm brilliant.
1243
01:23:14,292 --> 01:23:17,000
Scott's patent hair restorer.
1244
01:23:19,792 --> 01:23:23,167
Excuse me, I'm looking
for Sir de Coursy.
1245
01:23:24,167 --> 01:23:26,958
Sir Percy, old boy.
1246
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,434
I don't think you'll be
seeing him for a while, old boy.
1247
01:23:29,458 --> 01:23:32,542
Look. He's just taken off in his boat.
1248
01:23:33,917 --> 01:23:34,917
His boat?
1249
01:23:36,417 --> 01:23:37,227
My boat.
1250
01:23:43,875 --> 01:23:46,101
Perkins, you really are a birk.
1251
01:23:46,125 --> 01:23:48,083
You're always running out of something.
1252
01:23:52,208 --> 01:23:54,726
Have you any idea where you're aiming for?
1253
01:23:54,750 --> 01:23:56,101
How about Ibiza?
1254
01:23:56,125 --> 01:23:59,309
Well you can go anywhere,
but do try and avoid Liverpool.
1255
01:23:59,333 --> 01:24:00,333
Malta?
1256
01:24:01,042 --> 01:24:02,226
Greece?
1257
01:24:02,250 --> 01:24:04,059
How about Gibraltar?
1258
01:24:04,083 --> 01:24:06,226
We can't go to Gibraltar, sir.
We've done that already.
1259
01:24:06,250 --> 01:24:09,518
Oh yes, of course. I've forgotten.
1260
01:24:09,542 --> 01:24:12,226
You make up your mind, sir.
I'll row.
1261
01:24:12,250 --> 01:24:14,309
I know what to do, Perkins.
1262
01:24:14,333 --> 01:24:16,417
Row to the horizon,
and then turn right.
1263
01:24:21,833 --> 01:24:25,393
♪ Baby, I am on fire ♪
1264
01:24:25,417 --> 01:24:29,643
♪ Something is making me burn ♪
1265
01:24:29,667 --> 01:24:34,101
♪ Baby, you take me higher ♪
1266
01:24:34,125 --> 01:24:38,143
♪ Show me what I've got to learn ♪
1267
01:24:38,167 --> 01:24:42,059
♪ Teach me to reach for the sky ♪
1268
01:24:42,083 --> 01:24:47,083
♪ Tell me you need me
and fly me high ♪
1269
01:24:47,375 --> 01:24:51,518
♪ Fly me high ♪
1270
01:24:51,542 --> 01:24:55,059
♪ Fly me high high high ♪
1271
01:24:55,083 --> 01:25:00,083
♪ Ooh, la la la, shake me up,
take me up high in the sky ♪
1272
01:25:01,333 --> 01:25:03,893
♪ And fly me, fly me ♪
1273
01:25:03,917 --> 01:25:07,643
♪ Ooh, la la la, la la
la, I got the notion ♪
1274
01:25:07,667 --> 01:25:11,934
♪ So set me in motion, fly me ♪
1275
01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:16,226
♪ Ooh, lala la, la la
la, higher and higher ♪
1276
01:25:16,250 --> 01:25:20,809
♪ You know how to satisfy me,
fly me ♪
1277
01:25:20,833 --> 01:25:23,018
♪ Ooh, la la la, la la la ♪
1278
01:25:23,042 --> 01:25:28,042
♪ I've got a faraway look in my eye ♪
1279
01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:34,059
♪ Look in my eye and fly me ♪
1280
01:25:34,083 --> 01:25:35,934
♪ Fly me now ♪
1281
01:25:35,958 --> 01:25:39,476
♪ Ooh, la la la, la la la,
shake me up, take me up ♪
1282
01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:44,018
♪ High in the sky and fly me,
fly me ♪
1283
01:25:44,042 --> 01:25:47,351
♪ Ooh, la la la, la la la ♪
1284
01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:52,351
♪ I got a faraway look in my eye ♪
1285
01:25:52,375 --> 01:25:57,375
♪ Look in my eye and fly me ♪
1286
01:25:57,958 --> 01:26:00,500
♪ Fly me, now. ♪
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