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Let’s get to work.

Hey.

Remember, we are the perfect team.

-You stay here. I’ll go alone.
-Why?

Dangerous work is a man’s job.

Let me take care of it.

Lila was my third partner
in the Anti-Demon Federation.

She was the only one I loved.

Because I didn’t want my heart
to get broken anymore,

I've decided not to fall in love
with any of my partners again.

Kazaf, do you like this place?

It’s not bad.

I see. You’re his boss.
You have good taste.

When do you want to sign the lease?

You will only speak to me.
I’ll speak to my master for you.

-Do you understand?
-Yes, quite.

Mr. Prada, when would you like
to sign the lease?

I don’t want to rent.
You think we can’t afford to buy it?

Take it with you and count it.

Tell me if it’s a penny short.

Prada, watch them.

I’ve told you, we are members
of the royal family.

We should behave well.

Remember, we drink blood,
we don’t suck blood.

We are different.

Kazaf, we’re still vampires.

Even if we can bear to live in a church,
it’s still not a good idea.

Prada, don’t be so old-fashioned.

We’re the new age vampires.
Just deal with it, okay?

-Here you are.
-Thank you.

Do you think it is a bit crowded?

Excuse me.

As the lady said,
it is a bit crowded for us.

Can you ask the other tables
to move away from us?

I don’t think we can do that.

That’s right, but I have money.

I’ll give them $5,000 each.
What do you think?

I’ll try, sir.

-Thank you.
-You’re welcome.

Ken, I'm so impressed by your style.

Sir, that gentleman
wants to give you $50,000.

Bobo, I have to tell you something.

I’m taking a big risk
having dinner with you.

You are talking about--

Don’t mention her name. She’s scary.

Once you say her name, she’ll appear.

It's like clockwork. It never fails.

But you can’t keep avoiding Helen.

Miss.

Hey.

What did you promise me?

What did I promise you?

First of all,

you can't have
a change of heart before I do.

What does that mean?

To put it simply, only I can dump you.

Secondly, when you choose
another girlfriend,

she has to be better than me.

That’s right. Come here.

Show Helen what you have.

Her figure is definitely
more curvy than yours.

She is better than you in every aspect.

I’ve kept my promise.

I was just kidding.

Okay.

Can I borrow your utensils?

-Here you go.
-Take them all.

You promised me that
if you ever have a change of heart,

you have to cut something off.

-Should I call the police?
-No!

If I cut something off, are we even?

-That’s right.
-Okay!

This is payback for what I did to you.

Take it.

Let me have a sip.

You can’t. Let’s order something else.

Hey, a bottle of the finest wine, please?

-Why can’t I drink this?
-You just can't.

Prada.

I don't think she should drink it.

Don’t cry.

I'm not crying.

The guy you just saw,

he was 130 pounds when I first met him.

When his weight reached 160,

I had no more feelings for him.

But, out of respect,

I didn’t break up with him.

How can he see other women
behind my back?

He doesn’t respect me at all.

In fact, I think it's good
that it is over.

Helen?

Can we be friends?

I’m Kazaf. Can I get your number?

9877, call me if you want.

I can’t find her. You got anything?

We’ve made hundreds of calls, Kazaf.

I think she’s just messing with you.

We can’t trust human beings.
Especially women.

They’re always acting erratically.

Didn't you notice?
She cried and then she laughed.

She’s a psycho.

That's what I like about her.

I think she’s very cute.

You ever met a vampire like that?

Kazaf, assuming you find her,
human beings will not accept us.

A female vampire is better.
Just a simple eye contact...

she will be at your command.
It’s rather simple.

I want something more.

Something more?

You want to fall in love with food?

Men don’t fall in love with food.

Have you seen someone fall in love
with a piece of salmon?

When you’re hungry,
you will devour them.

I like her, so I won’t suck her blood.

Besides, my father sends me
fresh blood every week.

UNKNOWN CALLER

Hello?

Hello? Is Helen there?

Speaking.

Is that you? I’m the guy
you met at the restaurant.

Are you crazy?
Do you know what time it is?

Wake up.

Show me how to send a picture.

-My hero.
-You're the one I'm picking up?

Why do you have my picture?

It’s because you’re my hero.

When I joined the Federation,
I heard many things about you.

I’m so happy to learn from you.

Why didn't I see you come out?

I wanted to see you waiting for me,
so I booked an earlier flight.

Really?

I’ve heard so much about you.
You joined the Federation five years ago.

You’ve killed 123 vampires.

You’re the best vampire killer
in the Federation.

You really did your homework.

-Let me help you.
-Wait!

I got it.

Thanks. I will handle this kind of stuff
in the future, okay?

As my assistant,
you have to remember two things.

Do what I tell you
and don't argue with me.

That means I just have to follow you?

That’s right, just like Batman and Robin.

Ordinary people can’t fight vampires.

So we have to take vampire blood
to upgrade our power.

The taste must be horrible.

We will do anything to defeat vampires.

The effect of vampire blood
only lasts an hour and a half.

If we don’t take the antidote by then,
we’ll turn into vampires.

So, in that case,

if one of us becomes a vampire,
what do we do?

It seems cruel,
but killing is the only solution.

What does the antidote look like?

This is the antidote.

Banana essence?

Smart, eh? It's just a cover.

-It doesn't smell like bananas.
-It’s just for disguising it.

What is it?

Let me introduce you two.
This is my new partner, Gypsy.

This is my sister, Helen.

Hey! Stop!

Come sleep in my room.

Can you show me some respect?

How about she sleeps in my room,
you sleep here,

I’ll sleep in the living room.

You sleep in my room, she sleeps here,
I’ll sleep in the living room!

You told me your sister is nice
and easy to get along with.

Yes, but everyone has different ways
of expressing themselves.

She’s actually really very nice.

What’s the matter?

Seriously. I only used a little.
How can she know?

Fine. You can use my stuff,
but never touch any of her stuff.

I wanted to keep you here.

But you look just like that fat guy.

You need to go.

What are you doing with my stuff?

You threw it. I wanted to take a look.

I did not. I just put it here.

-You’re being ridiculous.
-So what if I am? Give it back.

Stop!

What are you two fighting about?

Hey.

-What are you doing?
-You.

Ouch.

Is that any of my business?

Why didn’t you tidy up after the fight?

-Hello.
-Hello.

It's you. Are you looking for me?

Just want to make sure your phone
is fully charged.

Yes, it is fully charged.

So what?

How come you sound so bored?

I am. I'm in a bad mood.

What’s the matter?

None of your business.
Do I need to tell you everything?

I'll tell you a joke when I see you.

Okay, see you in a couple of days.
At noon, okay? Bye.

-At high noon?
-Yes. What’s wrong?

The sun.

Oh, yes. The sun.

The sun is at its hottest state.
It will kill you.

What should I do, then?

Meet at midnight instead.

I can't. I promised her. I must go.

Don’t worry. We can get him.

I’m not worried about getting him or not.

Actually, these European vampires
seldom appear in Asia.

When I got my orders this morning,
I thought the Federation made a mistake.

I think it is connected to this news.

One prince left from the murder
of the royal family?

The vampire king
and five princes were killed.

An internal conflict within the family?

"My dear son,
the Duke has rebelled against us"

Your father has escaped.

He wants you to take care of yourself.

He wants you to protect
the book Day For Night.

Five princes were killed
and their blood essence stolen.

I think this is related to Day For Night.

What’s this?

The bible of the royal family.

It’s the family's most valuable heirloom.
You must not lose it.

A holy scripture of the vampires.

The blood
of the Ultimate Vampire is in it.

Any vampire who drinks it will be able
to move freely at daytime.

What’s that got to do
with the blood of the princes?

According to intel,
the blood of the princes

is the only way to open the book.

So is he the last prince?

Right, we must find him soon.

I heard that a vampire
tried this method before.

Two thousand years ago,
Sir Nicolas of Poland tried it.

What did he use?

As recorded in an ancient book,
he had a sun cream.

After putting some on his body,
he could walk at daytime and swim too.

He can be under the sun at daytime?
Where can I find this sun cream?

Nowhere. No one has the recipe.
But I think we can make some.

First, add two drops of absinth juice.

Then add some refined olive oil.

Mix with red wine.

Then add some refined sesame paste.

The proper amount of potassium.

Then add some face cream into it.

You're experimenting, right?

All science is based on experiments.

That’s right. Okay, go ahead.

After diluting it,

place it in the oven for three hours,
then leave it under the sun.

-For how long?
-For 300 years.

Three hundred years?

You can leave it under the sun
for three hours only,

but it won't be as effective.

Have you tried it?

Of course not. You think I’m crazy?

Has any other vampires tried it before?

I think Sir Nicolas has tried it.

Helen, Helen.

-Who are you?
-I'm Kazaf.

-Your outfit looks amazing.
-Really?

Are you mad at me?

Tell me if you don’t wanna go
on a date with me.

You look ridiculous.

But you just said I look amazing.

I was being sarcastic.

Honestly speaking,
I’ve had a blood problem since birth.

I can’t be under the sun.

I risked my life to be out here like this.

We could meet at midnight.

Men should keep their word.

-Hello.
-Hello. Sign here, please.

Sorry, we’re late. It’s his fault.

He was at a costume party earlier.

-Sorry.
-And you two are…

Where's Ivy and Jackie?

They’re inside. Please enjoy.

Do you usually crash a wedding like this?

Weddings are happy and warm.

-Thank you.
-Jackie, congratulations.

Hold on. I know I look dashing,

but I’m not the groom.

He is the groom.

-Congratulations.
-Thank you. Thank you.

It's my first time getting married.
I'm very nervous.

Calm down, son. You will do fine.

I had a 12-yard penalty kick
in a championship match once.

That's what you call pressure.
But I'm not scared at all.

Did you score?

-The ball flew out of the field.
-Jackie, the bride is missing.

-Where is your bride?
-I am looking for her too.

Please enjoy yourselves.

-Okay.
-Thank you.

-Is he your boyfriend?
-Yes.

Why is he so greasy?

-Where is my bride?
-She’s drinking.

-Honey, why are you drinking already?
-Give that to me.

I learned a new drinking game.
Let me show you.

One, two, three. Stallone, Bruce Lee.

Jackie Chan!

-Isn’t it fun?
-Honey, how much did you drink?

-Just two cases of wine. Not much.
-What? That’s way too much.

I told my father that you’re a lady.

A lady? Oh, yes. I almost forgot.

-Don’t embarrass me.
-Okay. I love you.

Don’t leave yet.

My husband is giving me
a four-karat wedding ring!

I’m so happy!

I just want her to be happy.

Jackie, come over here.

-Take care of her please.
-Watch her.

-Jackie.
-What’s the matter?

We’ve been friends for ages.

I am so proud I introduced you to Ivy.

And I really appreciate that.

You’re welcome.

So if I make a mistake today,
please forgive me.

What’s going on?

The four-karat wedding ring is missing.

You’re kidding, right?

No, I really lost the wedding ring.

Calm down. Calm down.

Have you searched everywhere?

I did.

-Didn't I give it to you?
-No.

-I’m doomed.
-You’re really doomed.

No matter what, you have to find it.

Don’t worry, I'm already on it.

Remember, don't let her know.

I’ve searched everywhere already.

How can you misplace something
this important?

-Can I take a picture with you two?
-Okay.

One, two, three.

-Hello.
-Hello. Sure.

Let’s eat.

What do you want to eat?

Anything you like. It’s free.

You don't want to eat?
But your stomach is growling.

I want bananas.

Just bananas?

Yes, I love bananas.

-You like bananas?
-Yes, they’re delicious.

Let's take them all.

Anyway, it’s free.

I have gossip to share.
The groom lost the wedding ring.

-What? No way.
-Does Ivy know?

Welcome.

Let's give a big applause for the couple.

Jackie and Ivy have known
each other for seven years.

-You really want to tell her?
-There's no other way.

They met seven years ago today.

So they chose this day to get married,

to bring them the greatest joy
and happiness.

The next part is the best part
of this wedding.

Let me borrow it.

I'm sure everyone is excited to see
how gorgeous the wedding ring is,

which took two years
for the groom to pick out.

-What do you want?
-Use this for now.

-It's time to give the rings.
-Use this for now.

-What is it?
-It’s a bat ring.

Are you serious?

I’ll give you the four-karat
wedding ring later.

-It’s time for the toast.
-Cheers! Time’s up.

Honey, stop it. No more wine, please.

Hey.

What's happening?

Jeez.

See what you did?
Don't drink anymore.

Let go.

-Give it to me.
-No!

-No!
-I want more!

Honey, I’m sorry. No.

Honey, have you gone mad?

-Sorry. I shouldn’t have yelled at you.
-Ivy.

Ivy.

How dare you sabotage my wedding?

Daddy.

Well done, son. She is extraordinary.

Honey, you’re the best.

Hey, smoke is coming out of you.

Again? Jeez.

-I can't stand the sun anymore.
-Let’s go.

-What are you looking at my back for?
-I'm not.

-But it is a feast to the eyes.
-Is that right?

Is that why you ask your partner
to follow you?

Of course not.

Let me ask you one thing.
Why did you call me a hero?

Vampires killed my parents.

So I promised to kill them all
to avenge my parents.

You are the top-ranked vampire killer.

So that makes you a hero.

You believe me?

I made it up.

Actually, you’re the most handsome guy
in the Federation.

That’s it?

Girls are simple.

I also made that up.

Why do you keep lying?

All your former partners say
that you’re a sentimental person.

I lied to them.

You stay here. I’ll handle this.

Let me do it!

-Let me do it!
-It’s gone.

I said it’s gone.

He’s really gone.

Seriously.

-Where's the antidote?
-You have it.

-You have it. Give it to me.
-Really?

Here you go.

-Banana flavor?
-I feel so good.

Does yours taste like banana?

No. You said it was just a cover.

This smells like banana.

That bat is starving to death.

If we don’t find some blood,
we’ll starve to death too.

How many times have I told you?
I don't know how to suck blood.

You do know how,

you just don't want to do it.

Hello?

How did you know I live here?

I followed you.

You like following people?

You don't like it?

Okay, I won't follow you again.

Why do you live in a church?

You're a believer.
Are you a devout believer?

I baked banana cakes.
You must be hungry by now.

-Both of us are very hungry.
-Prada, no.

Kazaf!

Are you hungry? Here, take this.

-It’s delicious.
-Let's leave him alone.

Why is there a coffin here?

That’s my bed.

You sleep in a coffin?

My family runs a funeral home.
I’m trying out some new designs.

-You designed this?
-That’s right.

Really?

It’s beautiful.

Can I see what's inside?

Of course.

You’re really talented.

Can I try it out?

I love the lighting.

It feels so good.

Yes, it feels very good.

Did someone say he was hungry?

Yes.

Try it. It’s banana flavor.

The flavor you like.

Don’t worry, there are plenty more.

None. Not even one left.

-Wait.
-What?

-Can you smell that?
-Smell what?

Banana aroma.

Hey.

-Why did you use banana oil as cover?
-My sister hates bana…

Are you okay? What's going on?

It must be the vampire blood
taking effect.

Take it.

If I turn into a vampire, kill me with it.

The muffins must have
some antidote inside.

Eat this, and this one too.

Are you feeling better?

I feel much better.

Do you want water?

Thank you.

What happened? Do I look ugly?

No. Not ugly at all.

Bring me more muffins.
There should be plenty of them.

Why are you taking your sweet time? Hurry.

I forgot to tell you that
if you see the fangs coming out,

you need to kill me right away.

No! Don't!

Don’t die.

Don’t leave me alone in the world.

I promise, I’ll be your best partner.

I will follow your orders.

I won’t fight with your sister again.

Wake up, please.

Do you want me to tell you everything?

I really like you a lot.

Can you hear me?

I’m still alive.

I don’t know what you're talking about.

What? What are you saying?

I said I don't die easily.

I don't know what you were talking about.
I just heard a lot of noise.

Okay. I will be quiet. Please rest well.

Your cake is really delicious.

Your coffin is very comfortable.

Bye.

What are you doing?

I'll let it go for now,
but I won't allow it next time.

Whatever it is you were saying earlier,

I heard it all.

Is anyone home?

-Miss Momoko, so nice to see you.
-Prada.

I need you to sign some papers.
I also brought something for you.

Please wait.

Last chance. I’ll bite her neck,

and you bite her anywhere you want.

Together, we can suck her blood clean.

How many times have I told you
that I will not suck blood?

Should I suck the blood,
put it in a bottle,

and pour it in a wine glass for you?

That is what we used to do.

Forget about the past.

Never mention the past again.

For the last time, I won’t suck blood.

I understand.
You fell in love with a human.

Tell me, you think you’re fit
to be a vampire?

You think you're fit to be a prince?

Are you qualified to succeed the throne?

Are you lecturing me?

Try telling her you’re a vampire.
You think she'll let you drink her blood?

Are you going to tell me something?

Hey.

I want to tell you what I really am.

I will get angry if you keep talking
with your back facing me.

I want to let you know
that I am not a human.

You’re certainly not acting like one!

Talking to me like this.

-I’m a vampire.
-So?

Look at my eyes.

Attractive. Where did you get
those contact lens?

What are you doing?

Trying to suck your blood!

You don't even know
how to suck blood properly.

Let go of me.

I know what you’re doing.
You want to dump me, right?

I’m truly a vampire.
Do you want to date a vampire?

Being a vampire
gives you the right to dump me?

I know. You think I’m too clingy.

But most of the girls are like this.

Go find another girl
if you don't believe me.

I dare you.

I have some dogs at home.

I don’t mind having a vampire.

My brother might be the issue.

I am not just a vampire,

I am a useless vampire.

What's the matter?

I haven’t drunk blood for a long time.

-What are you doing?
-I'm taking you to find some blood.

EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT

Stay here. It’s better for me to go alone.

Be careful.

Meal time.

Something’s wrong, you better leave.

Someone found us?

-Did you hear that?
-What is it?

Bats.

If there are bats around,
there will be other vampires.

You better leave now.

Why is the alarm going off?

Has there been a robbery?

I think it's just a mistake.
Who would steal from a hospital?

Thieves nowadays
steal anything from anywhere.

They might try to steal your vehicle too.

-Speak of the devil.
-What’s the matter?

What are you two doing here?

It's you. I helped you last time,
you need to help us this time.

Your friend looks very ill.

That’s right. I think he’s dying.
He has to get to another hospital.

-Please drive him there.
-I have to take something to the hospital.

The something you have to take is him!

Take him there now, or he’ll die!
Come on! Hurry!

Let’s go. Please.

Is it getting worse?

Why don't you suck my blood?

No.

I'll pretend it is a mosquito bite.

If you don’t drink blood, you’ll die soon.

Jackie, faster, please!

What’s going on?

Who are these guys?

Help!

Be careful!

I don’t know how to drive!

-I'm scared!
-Hold the wheel tightly!

We're going to crash!

Are you okay?

Who are those guys?
This is terrible. I ran someone over.

Vampires. They are vampires.

Vampires?

He can fly.

Come on up.

Give me another bag of blood.

This is type AB, fits them all.

Vampires really exist?

It works.

What did you give them?

Tranquilizer. It'll calm them down.

They took too much.

It’s making them go crazy.
Turn on the music.

Drink it.

Drink it. I brought it for you.

Do you feel better?

Jackie asked me to give it back to you.

What does this mean?

The ring is too tight. I can’t get it off.

Good morning.

Good morning.

You're helping my brother
iron his clothes?

I’ll iron them from now on.

Yeah. Nice.

At least you found someone.

-I thought you found someone you like?.
-Yeah.

He is great in many ways.

But he has his own issues.

The harder it is to fall in love with him,
the more I love the feeling.

Anyway, something is off.
So I just couldn’t fall in love.

What’s off?

What is off?

The issue is…

He's the type that you
and my brother hates the most.

You've fallen in love with a vampire?

But he’s a good vampire.

They suck blood and kill people.
How can that be good?

He'd rather starve than suck blood.

He is really nice.

Could you say something nice
to my brother on our behalf?

Your brother and I are vampire hunters.

Please.

Please help us.

Please help us.

Sister-in-law.

Please help us, sister-in-law.

We are a family.

I should totally help you out
as your sister-in-law.

I always said my brother
is the lucky one.

When I first met you,
I could tell you were nice and pretty.

How did you win my brother’s heart?

Watch this.

You are my hero.

-Can you do that?
-It’s terrible.

I know, but your brother likes it.

No way. He’s got special tastes.

He likes cheesy but simple girls.

Or simple girls with cheesy taste.

Does such girl exist?

Will that work?

I will give it a try, then.

Can you call me that again?

Sister-in-law.

-You are going out on a date?
-What do you think?

You even wore perfume.

We can go now.

Do you like it?

-This is for you.
-What is it?

Why is it black?

-Vampires wear black wedding gowns.
-Really?

How about you check over there,
I’ll check over here?

Why should I go over there?

-What are you doing? Let go.
-Do you love me?

Why did you let them go?

They’re in love.

That’s my sister, and that’s a vampire.

We took an oath
before joining the Federation.

When I took the oath, I wasn't in love.
But now I know what love is.

You'll do anything
to impress the one you like.

Look at me.

Didn’t you promise
you’d do anything for me?

I get it. I’ll wait for you here.

This is my room.

That is my bed.

Can I lie down?

Just for sleeping?

Sure, taking a nap is good.

Our beds are not just for sleeping.

That is why it’s bigger than yours.

Are there other ways to use it?

Other ways?

Talking. A lot of people
like to talk in bed.

Haven’t you ever heard
of the term “pillow talk”?

Never. Shall we try?

Sure.

Why are you so quiet?

-What is it?
-Someone’s here.

My dear sister-in-law, you’re home.

Come with me now.

-Why?
-Your brother is in trouble.

He’s the only one
who can save your brother.

Reeve!

Brother, it’s me!

I’m your sister. Helen.

Brother!

Brother.

Brother.

Gypsy!

Attack!

There are still vampires in this world.

And there are three more vampire hunters.

One of them is me.

One is my sister-in-law,
who’s now become a semi-vampire.

And the last one is a sentimental vampire.

I brought something for you to eat.

Please try them.

I want to eat it.

You should eat it if you want to.

I brought some documents with me,

to see if you want to revise anything.

Feels like something is not right.

Please tell me if there is anything wrong.

You are so naughty.

It tickles.

Are you always like this?

Are you always like this?

I was never like this before.

I told my daddy that you're a laddy.

It should be lady. Not laddy.

I did it again.
It will be in the bloopers.

I have to deliver something.
What are you doing with your hand?

His hand goes like this:

The hand represents you.
You don't need to move it like that.

I don't know...

Just lay it down on the table.