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[Theme music]
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Theme song: Love,
exciting and new.
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Come aboard.
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We're expecting you.
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And love, life's
sweetest reward.
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Let it flow.
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It floats back to you.
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The love boat soon will
be making another run.
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The love boat promises
something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.
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And love won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.
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It's love.
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Welcome aboard, it's love.
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[Suspenseful music]
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[Thunder crashing]
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[Dishes clattering]
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[Loud chatter]
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Mr. Cunningham.
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Mr. Cunningham, we're
really getting it now.
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Get on the stick, do something.
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Does marinara stain
dacron and cotton polyester?
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Chuck, give word to
the rest of the crew.
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Batten everything down.
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Close all the bars, close the
acapulco lounge and the casino.
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Drain the pool.
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Secure everything that moves.
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Hey, forget about him.
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Do as I tell you to do, or let's
choose sides for water Polo.
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Um, ladies and gentlemen.
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Listen, everybody.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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Hi there.
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Um, my name is Isaac
Washington, and I'm the--
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uh-- I'm the--
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I'm the chief
bartender of this ship.
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I don't know if
any of you noticed,
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but we seem to have run
into a bit of bad weather.
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Well, actually, it's more than
a bit, but less than a bunch.
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Ok?
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So everybody, come on.
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Nice and easy.
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Back to your cabins,
let's go. All right?
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[Passengers grumbling]
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Mr. Cunningham.
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A little bleach and
it'll be as good as new.
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[Suspenseful music]
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[Thunder crashing]
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Well, everything seems to
be holding together so far.
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I sure don't build
'em like I used to.
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Oh.
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Oh, mau.
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Remember our first place?
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Every time the guy
upstairs had a shower,
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we had a shower on
the kitchen table.
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You always said
your eggs were runny.
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You know, where I'm thinking
of going on my vacation?
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South of France.
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I'd rather go to the north.
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What's the attraction
in the north?
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You'd be in the south.
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I have a whole shell full
of fresh rainwater here.
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Terrific.
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We can wash our hair and
not leave a scaly deposit.
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I'll have a drink.
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[Thunder crashing]
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[Cracking]
- Ah!
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What's that?
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It sounds like a hunk
of the roof just blew off.
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I think you're right.
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Check it out, Mr. Smith.
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Check it out?
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Outside in the hurricane?
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Gopher, you're not gonna melt.
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Well, why don't we
draw straws or something?
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Gopher, for heaven's sake.
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Gopher: Ok, I'll check it out.
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[Suspenseful music]
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[Cracking]
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[Yelling]
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Gopher!
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Ah!
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Stop, don't touch him!
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Don't touch him!
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Let's get the tree off him.
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He's under a tree,
for crying out loud!
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Somebody help!
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All right, get out of the way!
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Come on!
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[Grunting]
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Ok, get him inside.
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Watch out.
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I got him, I got him.
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Get him in the hut.
Careful.
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Let's get him inside.
That's it.
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Careful.
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Mr. Crothers, do you
know what you just did?
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Yeah.
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I dropped my gun, didn't I?
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[Music playing]
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He's got a hell
of a concussion.
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There's really nothing we
can do for him at this point.
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Thank god, I think he
hasn't gone into shock.
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I was so mean to him.
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He could die.
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He's not gonna die, Julie.
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He's gonna be ok.
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He's gonna be ok.
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What a vacation.
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Aw, Cheryl.
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[Chuckling]
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Don't do that.
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That tickles.
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Gopher.
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Can you hear me?
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Is that you, Jackie?
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No, it's Julie.
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Doc, he's talking!
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Thank god he's ok.
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Kate, give my
regards to Farrah.
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Doc, he's hallucinating.
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Maybe not.
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I have that same
dream sometimes.
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Keep a close eye on him.
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Don't worry, I will.
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Gopher.
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Farrah.
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It is you.
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Why don't you get out
of that wet t-shirt?
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Ms. Atwood, you're
so quiet, dear.
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Are you all right?
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Sure, I'm terrific.
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I was just thinking of sending
some postcards to my enemies.
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Having a wonderful time.
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Wish you were here.
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Oh, I'm sure you
don't have any enemies.
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How about just
leaving me alone?
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All right?
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All right.
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Why don't you stop
feeling sorry for yourself
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just long enough to think
about somebody else?
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Don't worry, fluffem.
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We'll get out of this ok.
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Oh, who cares?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, who cares!
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What does it matter if the
hurricane kills me overnight,
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or I go back to the life I have?
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A slow, boring death day by day.
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You really hate me that much?
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I don't hate you.
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Like I said, I just
don't care anymore.
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We've enjoyed a lot of years.
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We belong together.
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Maybe once.
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Mo, I love you.
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Those are just words, Everett.
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[Crying]
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I want what every woman wants.
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I want to be held, touched.
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To be swept off my feet.
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I want a man.
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A real man.
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Hey.
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You're looking at a real man.
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Yeah, a man that drives
other women crazy.
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[Crying]
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What, you don't believe me?
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Well, maybe you ought
to check with Diana.
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Oh, Diana, sure.
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Diana.
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That was her real name.
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Her professional name was
red ginger the wam-wam girl.
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Bada boom!
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Ha!
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I was sitting at ringside, and
she tossed her tassel to me.
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And we both knew it was kismet.
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[Purring]
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Ah.
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One always remembers his
first mistress very fondly.
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Your first?
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How many others?
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How many times did
I report seeing ufos?
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Why-- you--
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[music playing]
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[Knocking]
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[Thunder crashing]
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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You all right?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Can I, uh, come in?
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Sure.
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Whoa.
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Do you believe this?
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(Laughing) No.
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How's your mother?
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Oh, she's fine.
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Up $50.
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Listen, you know, I
told her about you.
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She had a lot of questions.
- Oh?
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Yeah.
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If you play poker, you play
pinochle, you play gin.
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Might be I'm gonna
like your mother.
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Yeah, well you--
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oh!
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[Laughing]
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Mother nature's
not bad either.
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Pierre?
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Pierre!
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(French accent) Ha-ha!
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Good to see you again, eh?
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Ah, the restaurant,
it goes well, huh?
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Ah, fantastique!
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It sounds like you made
it to the south of France.
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(French accent)
A little champagne
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to start, but of course.
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And then I think the foie
Gras, the coquille St. jaques.
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Et pour le dessert,
souffle au chocolat.
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Get him.
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This is the guy who thinks
a big Mac is a gourmet dish.
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Mr. Crothers, can
I ask you a question?
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What's a good looking guy like
me doing in a place like this?
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Well, the thought
had crossed my mind.
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Oh, well.
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It's the usual reason.
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A busted marriage.
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You know what I did
after she left me?
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I got a job at Disneyland.
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Oh.
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I was humpty dumpty.
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Humpty dumpty!
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Yeah.
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Every afternoon I dressed
up like a big egg.
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[Laughing]
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You know what finally got me?
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The mice.
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There was this great
big one with dumb ears.
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He had on red pants and,
uh, two great big buttons.
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You know what?
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The son of a gun was the star.
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- Oh no.
- Yeah.
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Can you beat that?
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No.
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The star!
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Eh.
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I said, if that's
life, he can have it.
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I said, the hell with 'em and
the horse they rode in on.
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And I came right to this island.
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Well, I can't say
I blame you a bit.
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That's the most
compelling reason I ever
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heard for becoming a hermit.
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[Laughing]
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, it's quiet and
peaceful-- uh, usually.
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And there's no mice to speak
of-- uh, that's at least none
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that think they're Clark gable.
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But, uh, well, it
has its drawbacks.
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See, I don't like cooking.
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Aw.
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Hate it.
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And you already know how I
feel about no birthday parties.
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Oh, yes, but the
island is so beautiful.
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You must love it here.
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Well, yeah, the days are ok.
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But sometimes at night i'd
give anything for the sound
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of a sympathetic human voice.
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A sexy, sympathetic
female voice.
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Like yours.
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Like mine?
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You're one heck of
a dish, you know that?
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00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:48,951
Oh, well, maybe
I used to be, but.
272
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,201
You still are, believe me.
273
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,663
Did you ever give any thought
to having a fling with a hermit?
274
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,666
Could you learn to love
a semi-crazy guy like me?
275
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:06,127
Oh, Mr. Crothers.
276
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:12,175
If you-- if you only
knew how much I want to.
277
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:17,022
But-- but I can't.
278
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:17,771
Ah, well.
279
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:21,611
It, uh-- it was a dumb idea.
280
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:25,729
Oh, no, no, it wasn't
a dumb idea at all.
281
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,148
[Suspenseful music]
282
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,123
[Screaming]
283
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,050
Don't panic.
284
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,091
And everybody stay calm.
285
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,138
These braces are still holding.
286
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,602
Captain stubing.
287
00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:00,642
I think we'd all feel a
little better if-- well,
288
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:04,018
would you say a
little prayer for us?
289
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,276
Yes, I'd like to
do that very much.
290
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:13,781
Dear lord, nine of
your children are
291
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,946
very frightened on this island.
292
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:22,957
But we know that you are with
us and watching over us and
293
00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:28,341
protecting us from this storm.
294
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:36,472
Life is your most precious
gift, and we pray that all of us
295
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:40,675
will be enjoying it
when morning comes.
296
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:44,348
Mention the party.
297
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,858
What?
298
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:50,069
Say something about the party,
and-- and how we all hope that
299
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,162
everyone has a-- a--
a good time, and that
300
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:53,778
I get the Vicky that i--
301
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,074
I really, really want.
302
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,996
It's all right,
captain stubing.
303
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,750
God won't mind.
304
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:09,384
Don't forget the tinkertoys.
305
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,883
All right.
306
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:17,595
I'll mention the party, but I
draw the line at tinkertoys.
307
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:20,309
Oh, that's fair.
308
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:33,396
We ask that you bless
Dave's birthday party.
309
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:36,906
Thanks a million.
310
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:40,908
Amen.
311
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:41,704
Amen.
312
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,630
[Groaning]
313
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,748
Doc, he's in pain.
314
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:52,706
(Italian accent)
Rosanna, don't do that.
315
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,758
If he's in pain,
he's sure enjoying it.
316
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:56,933
(Italian accent) Sophia.
317
00:18:57,010 --> 00:19:01,100
Sophia, of course
you can bite my ear.
318
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,561
That's what ears are for.
319
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,351
Rosanna, Sophia.
320
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:09,435
Sounds like he got bored with
France and took off for Italy.
321
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,823
(Italian accent) [Inaudible]
Dancing the night away.
322
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:17,161
And later-- later--
323
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:20,870
boy, he's got all the luck.
324
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:23,331
How come trees don't fall on me?
325
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:37,969
Thanks.
326
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:42,807
Here, let me do that.
327
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,520
No, I'm ok.
328
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,480
Yeah, sure you are.
329
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:52,110
I bet you make a
pretty good doctor.
330
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,860
Well, I haven't
lost a patient yet.
331
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:59,453
See, I usually hang a
bell around their necks.
332
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,281
Always the jokes, right?
333
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,866
Well, they help
make life bearable.
334
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,873
What do you do to
make life bearable?
335
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:08,616
Behave like a spoiled brat.
336
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,627
Yeah.
337
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,339
I'm good at it, I've
had a lot of practice.
338
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,460
Why don't you try the jokes?
339
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,336
You know, change of pace.
340
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:24,807
I think I've got something.
341
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,930
I think you just started.
342
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:36,280
[Music playing]
343
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,044
Captain Cunningham?
344
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:51,504
Isaac Washington.
345
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,333
Good news?
346
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,554
Uh, sir, getting the
stain out of your jacket
347
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,472
isn't the kind of good
news I was hoping for.
348
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:01,591
What about the captain?
349
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:10,020
Um, sir, I think that we should
have the Mexican authorities
350
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,272
send a boat out to all
the uninhabited islands
351
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,524
around cabo San Lucas.
352
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,317
Yes, sir.
353
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,531
I'm glad you
thought of that too.
354
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:29,121
Thank you.
355
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,871
I couldn't believe last night.
356
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,876
Felt like the ship was
going to turn upside down.
357
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,879
Hmm, that was some storm.
358
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:37,462
Was there a storm too?
359
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:49,272
Listen, uh-- you want to
see your mother this morning?
360
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:50,889
No, I don't think so.
361
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,016
Why not?
362
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:53,902
Well, since this
cruise began, it
363
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:54,809
seemed the cards were
stacked against my mother
364
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:57,936
and me ever meeting.
365
00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,645
I don't know if there is
any such thing as fate,
366
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:03,565
but I've got what I want now.
367
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:04,735
I don't think I'll
press my luck.
368
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,655
Good morning.
369
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:12,747
Would you like some company?
370
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,581
Well, it's my mother,
Jimmy the Greek.
371
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,996
Hi, mom.
372
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:18,495
What happened, did
you clean out everyone
373
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:19,917
or did you wear out the cards?
374
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,755
(Laughing) Oh.
375
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,720
Oh, I'm sorry.
376
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:25,969
Uh, Jeannie, this is my mother.
377
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:26,803
Hello.
378
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:30,057
Mike's told me so
much about you.
379
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:33,230
Well, I haven't seen
Mike for a few days,
380
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,310
but I can understand why.
381
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:38,395
How could I possibly
compete with such a--
382
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,192
such a beautiful girl?
383
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:42,645
Well, how am I
supposed to compete
384
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:43,776
with the gin rummy gang?
385
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:44,992
Excuse me.
386
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,452
Here's the 10 bucks I owe you.
387
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,741
And do me a favor.
388
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:49,994
Next time you want to
play gin, deal me out.
389
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,367
Ok, Mrs. Simpson?
390
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,413
Vera: Thank you, but
you might win it back.
391
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:53,867
Wally: (Laughing) Yeah.
392
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:55,665
Mrs. Simpson?
393
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,129
Yes?
394
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,089
Oh, uh, I didn't explain.
395
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:02,798
Mike adler is my stage name.
396
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:03,761
Vera Simpson?
397
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,380
Yes, but--
398
00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:12,522
Jeannie, what--
399
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:13,809
what's wrong?
400
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:16,602
I don't know.
401
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:20,856
I mean, the only thing that's
been bothering her is--
402
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:23,941
well, see, Jeannie grew
up in an orphanage.
403
00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:26,987
She hired detectives to help
her track down her mother.
404
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,032
In fact, her mother's
supposed to be on this ship.
405
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:39,166
You?
406
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:42,841
Do you know
where she was born?
407
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:47,841
Uh-- Omaha, I think.
408
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,296
Oh, dear lord!
409
00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:01,265
[Music playing]
410
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:42,727
Everett?
411
00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:43,904
Hmm?
412
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,652
Everett.
413
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:46,404
Yeah.
414
00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:47,614
Hmm?
415
00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:49,654
Everett, look.
416
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:50,658
Go ahead.
417
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:53,659
What?
418
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:56,582
What?
419
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:57,501
Do you see what I see?
420
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,168
There's a real man.
421
00:25:27,525 --> 00:25:29,185
It's over.
422
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:32,107
The storm is over.
423
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:32,737
Oh, good.
424
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,458
Hi, nurse.
425
00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:47,384
Hi, doctor.
426
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:52,467
You know what?
427
00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:55,300
I think he's just sleeping now.
428
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,887
I think you're right.
429
00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,012
Gopher?
430
00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:58,808
Gopher?
431
00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:07,317
Doc?
432
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,489
Good morning, friend.
433
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:11,318
What happened?
434
00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:15,412
How'd you like your vacation?
435
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:16,030
It must have been great.
436
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:20,446
I sure have a hangover.
437
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,457
You were hit by a tree.
438
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:26,079
It feels like I
was hit by a house.
439
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:28,417
That almost happened too.
440
00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:30,673
You slept through most
of the fun, Mr. Smith.
441
00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:35,090
I always miss all
the good parties.
442
00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:41,556
Gopher, I'm so glad
you're feeling better.
443
00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:45,521
All those terrible
things I said to you.
444
00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:46,233
If you hadn't gotten
better, I never would have
445
00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:49,193
been able to forgive myself.
446
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:49,984
Really?
447
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:56,869
Oh!
448
00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:59,488
[Laughing]
449
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:01,699
Oh!
450
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:06,076
Oh, thank goodness
you're all right.
451
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:06,876
David: You're looking great.
452
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,415
Mr. Crothers.
453
00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:12,214
Yeah?
454
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:14,877
Do you know what today is?
455
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,716
Uh-- Monday?
456
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:20,892
Come on, what else?
457
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:22,312
I don't know.
458
00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:24,230
It's your birthday!
459
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,729
[Laughing]
460
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:28,560
It's my birthday?
461
00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:31,226
Who told you?
462
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:32,606
It's party day.
463
00:27:32,692 --> 00:27:35,652
It is party-- well, i'm
ready for the big surprise.
464
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:39,317
Now, let's hear it
for the birthday boy.
465
00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:40,367
Happy birthday!
466
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:48,825
I'm just gonna go
on about my business
467
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:52,337
as though I didn't know any
of you people were here.
468
00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:54,300
Boy, this is gonna be fun.
469
00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:00,386
We've gotta get
that gun away from him
470
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:01,810
and then signal
for search parties.
471
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:03,768
Well, there's already a
bunch of rocks on the beach
472
00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:05,428
arranged to say help.
473
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:08,097
How did they get there?
474
00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:10,556
When the storm died
down, I put them there.
475
00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:11,437
You did?
476
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,023
Well, while you
were up and around,
477
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:16,688
why didn't you take that
musket away from the nut?
478
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:17,568
I did.
479
00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:18,744
You did?
480
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,282
And you gave it back to him?
481
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:21,615
Sure.
482
00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:23,449
There weren't any bullets in it.
483
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:24,115
Just dirt.
484
00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:27,122
Dirt.
485
00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:27,905
Dirt!
486
00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,585
Mr. Crothers!
487
00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:40,222
Mr. Crothers, wherever
you are, you get
488
00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:42,221
yourself out there right now!
489
00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:43,603
What a surprise.
490
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,600
My birthday!
491
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:45,681
I'd forgotten all about it.
492
00:28:45,765 --> 00:28:49,305
There isn't going to
be a birthday party.
493
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:51,354
Don't you know who
you're dealing with here?
494
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,108
A maniac with a gun.
495
00:28:53,189 --> 00:28:54,689
Sure.
496
00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:56,444
A gun that has
dirt bullets in it.
497
00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:01,156
Stay where you are--
498
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,659
or I'm gonna get you all dirty.
499
00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:06,830
As soon as we are
safely back on ship,
500
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:09,961
I am alerting the
maritime authorities.
501
00:29:10,039 --> 00:29:12,419
You'll be spending the rest
of your life in prison.
502
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,330
Aw, come on.
503
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:16,958
I didn't do anything
really bad, did I?
504
00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:18,086
Kidnapping, piracy.
505
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:20,263
Besides those.
506
00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:22,221
Look, I'll make a deal with you.
507
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:24,682
No butter brickle ice cream.
508
00:29:24,762 --> 00:29:27,392
Just holler surprise,
sing happy birthday,
509
00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:28,774
and let it go at that.
510
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,940
How about it?
511
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:33,979
Captain, what harm can it do?
512
00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:35,943
He did save gopher's life.
513
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,444
Right, yeah.
514
00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:40,066
If it hadn't been
for him, gopher's life
515
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,243
wouldn't have needed saving.
516
00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:43,952
This man is a criminal.
517
00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:49,286
Boy, are you a party pooper.
518
00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:03,722
[Music playing]
519
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:13,944
[Knocking]
520
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:15,940
Jeannie.
521
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,408
Open the door, Jeannie.
522
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:31,410
I need to talk to you, and I
think you need to talk to me.
523
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,406
[Lock clicking]
524
00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:56,227
You're going to have
to help me, Jeannie.
525
00:30:56,312 --> 00:31:00,862
I know I can never
understand everything
526
00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:06,242
you must be feeling,
everything you must have felt.
527
00:31:06,322 --> 00:31:12,872
But if you're scared, you
can believe me, I am too.
528
00:31:23,881 --> 00:31:26,221
I never saw you.
529
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:28,471
Do you know that?
530
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,563
It was one of the rules.
531
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:37,152
They took you away
from me while i--
532
00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:38,898
I was still asleep.
533
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:39,020
Why did you give me away?
534
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:50,157
25 years ago, a girl paid
very dearly for her mistakes.
535
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:53,791
There was no tolerance for
people who defied the rules.
536
00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:07,089
They told me it would be
impossible for you to have a--
537
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:09,925
a normal, happy life if--
538
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:13,061
if I tried to raise you by
myself without a husband.
539
00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:23,148
It-- there was just no chance
for us together, Jeannie.
540
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:29,530
Why didn't you
ever try to find me?
541
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:32,034
I couldn't.
542
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:35,576
Only recently the adoption
agencies opened the way
543
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:39,172
for this kind of an inquiry.
544
00:32:39,248 --> 00:32:42,208
10 years ago, you couldn't
have found me either.
545
00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:45,803
When I did get married, it--
546
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,090
it was my second chance.
547
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:53,054
And i-- I felt that--
548
00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:01,652
I felt that--
549
00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:06,399
I had to hide the fact
that you'd ever been born.
550
00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:07,994
[Crying]
551
00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:24,040
I-- I know it's too late
for me to be your mother.
552
00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:30,217
But I'd feel very privileged
to be your friend.
553
00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:52,405
Mom, I'm sorry.
554
00:33:52,488 --> 00:33:53,988
[Gasping]
555
00:33:54,073 --> 00:33:55,953
Mike.
556
00:33:56,033 --> 00:33:56,493
Mike.
557
00:33:56,576 --> 00:33:58,236
What is it?
558
00:33:58,327 --> 00:34:00,077
I'm in love with you.
559
00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:00,463
Yes, well, of course.
560
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:05,788
You-- oh.
561
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,497
Uh-- Jeannie, it's--
562
00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:09,798
it's all right.
563
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,841
I mean, uh-- look,
there's absolutely nothing
564
00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:12,974
to worry about.
565
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:15,890
Mother married my father
when I was three years old.
566
00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:18,100
She's my-- my step-mother.
567
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:19,521
[Sighing]
568
00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:24,648
Believe me, you and I
aren't related at all--
569
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:25,399
yet.
570
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:38,950
This is a terrific cake.
571
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:43,155
Sure, if you like mud cake.
572
00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:46,577
[Singing happily]
573
00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:51,631
Look what I got.
574
00:34:51,714 --> 00:34:53,264
Oh, that garland
is perfect, Everett.
575
00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:57,971
We'd better get the party
started before the captain
576
00:34:58,054 --> 00:34:59,434
changes his mind.
577
00:35:16,989 --> 00:35:17,699
Golly.
578
00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:20,366
Nothing much doing today.
579
00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:27,078
Guess I'll take a snooze.
580
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:33,006
And then later get in some
fishing and a sun bath.
581
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:36,343
Ho-hum.
582
00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:44,849
We couldn't get the
signal fire going.
583
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:46,024
The wood's too wet.
584
00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:48,102
Oh, I'm sure
somebody'll find us.
585
00:35:48,187 --> 00:35:51,437
Look, everything's just
about ready for the party.
586
00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:54,074
Goodie.
587
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,612
Isn't it exciting?
588
00:35:55,695 --> 00:36:00,025
Now somebody has to lure
Mr. Crothers up to the hut
589
00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:02,736
while the rest of us hide.
590
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:04,077
How about you, captain?
591
00:36:04,161 --> 00:36:04,831
No, no.
592
00:36:04,912 --> 00:36:06,252
I refuse.
593
00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:07,160
Oh.
594
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,288
Be a sport, sir.
595
00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:09,424
Shh!
596
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:12,170
(Whispering) He's right
over there behind the rock.
597
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:21,009
All right, this is it.
598
00:36:21,095 --> 00:36:22,885
What do you mean this is it?
599
00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:25,352
You're supposed to lure me.
600
00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:27,773
Pretend you're taking me back
to the house for a drink.
601
00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:29,522
Ask me to drop by the office
and see the new computer.
602
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:33,524
You're not supposed to just
come up and say, this is it.
603
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:35,568
Pretty crummy.
604
00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:37,451
Are you through?
605
00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:39,238
Yeah, yeah.
606
00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:41,282
Then forget the entire thing.
607
00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:42,655
I'm only doing this
to humor Mrs. Worth.
608
00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,292
Oh, come on, be a pal.
609
00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:46,079
Forget it.
610
00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:47,122
No party.
611
00:36:47,204 --> 00:36:48,874
But it would have
been a party i--
612
00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:50,366
I would never have forgotten.
613
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,708
Look!
614
00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:52,592
Oh, look!
615
00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:53,628
A cake!
616
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:57,301
And-- and bunting too!
617
00:36:57,381 --> 00:37:00,011
Would I have gotten
the tinkertoy?
618
00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:01,052
Group: Surprise!
619
00:37:01,135 --> 00:37:02,045
Surprise!
620
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:02,756
Surprise!
621
00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:04,595
Happy birthday, Dave!
622
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,930
Fooled you, right?
623
00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,385
Well, I'll be a dirty bird.
624
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:09,766
It's my birthday.
You remembered.
625
00:37:09,852 --> 00:37:10,852
Mm-hm.
626
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,307
And here's your
birthday hat, Dave.
627
00:37:12,396 --> 00:37:13,476
Aw, thanks a million.
628
00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:17,494
If it doesn't fit, I can
always use it in a salad.
629
00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:18,528
Happy birthday, Dave.
630
00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:22,701
Hey, you're not so bad
a gal yourself, sister.
631
00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:24,832
Happy birthday, Dave.
632
00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:25,949
Oh!
633
00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:28,325
Oh, it's a calendar watch!
634
00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:30,502
There's the date and--
and the day of the week.
635
00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:33,421
Say, that's the perfect
gift for a hermit.
636
00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:34,591
Here you go, Dave.
637
00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:35,589
I wrapped it myself.
638
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:36,500
Aw, gee.
639
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:37,957
Thanks.
640
00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:38,587
What is it?
641
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:39,843
Oh.
642
00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:44,184
I've always wanted one of these.
643
00:37:44,261 --> 00:37:46,181
Come to my room in half an
hour and bring some rye bread.
644
00:37:46,263 --> 00:37:48,433
[Laughing]
645
00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:50,176
We couldn't think of a thing--
646
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,808
but I did have
this in my purse.
647
00:37:52,895 --> 00:37:55,355
I don't know how it got there.
648
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:56,689
Princess.
649
00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:59,404
It's a hot ashtray.
650
00:37:59,485 --> 00:38:01,235
Well, I've always
wanted something stolen.
651
00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:11,208
Well, it-- it's been
a swell birthday.
652
00:38:11,288 --> 00:38:14,208
Uh, but the party's over.
653
00:38:14,291 --> 00:38:19,341
And, uh, the quicker you get off
my island, the happier I'll be.
654
00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:21,592
I quite agree.
655
00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:24,554
I suggest we all head
towards the beach.
656
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:26,045
We'll try to light that fire.
657
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,007
And if you have
anything to wave,
658
00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:29,717
bring it in case
we spot a plane.
659
00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:33,437
This way.
660
00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:34,349
Stay dry, man.
661
00:38:34,437 --> 00:38:34,937
- Yeah, thank you.
- Happy birthday.
662
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:36,731
Bye.
- Thanks.
663
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:37,734
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
664
00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:39,225
Bye.
665
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:43,317
Uh-- I didn't mean it when
I said get off my island.
666
00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:53,326
Come live with me
and be my love,
667
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:58,634
and we shall some
new pleasure prove
668
00:38:58,711 --> 00:39:04,181
of golden sands
and crystal Brooks,
669
00:39:04,258 --> 00:39:07,678
with silken lines
and silver hooks.
670
00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:14,022
That's John donne,
that's not me.
671
00:39:16,353 --> 00:39:19,023
It came straight from
my hermit's heart.
672
00:39:21,817 --> 00:39:24,647
Oh, Mr. Crothers.
673
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:28,697
I'd-- I'd love to stay
on your island, but--
674
00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:30,453
but who'd want to
live with somebody
675
00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:32,204
who's playing with half a deck.
676
00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:33,246
Oh, no, no.
677
00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:37,749
Now don't-- don't you
say things like that.
678
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:41,753
You're saner than
most people I know.
679
00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:43,957
Then stay with me.
680
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:45,508
We'll live happily ever after.
681
00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:54,852
Mr. Crothers, there can't be
any happily ever after for me.
682
00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:02,111
Don't you believe
in fairy tales?
683
00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:04,071
Kiss me on the nose, come on.
684
00:40:04,151 --> 00:40:07,741
And I'll turn into a prince.
685
00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:10,492
Or a frog.
686
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:11,954
We'll have a wonderful
life together.
687
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:23,296
Dave, I'm dying.
688
00:40:23,295 --> 00:40:24,585
We all are.
689
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:30,138
They say I only
have six months.
690
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,681
We're all the same.
691
00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,476
You just know when.
692
00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:59,712
[Engine rumbling]
693
00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:10,506
Boy, that's, uh,
some loud peacock.
694
00:41:15,514 --> 00:41:15,564
I know.
695
00:41:32,072 --> 00:41:33,912
[Knocking]
696
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:35,485
It's open.
697
00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:41,708
Mara.
698
00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:46,246
I didn't think
I'd be doing this,
699
00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:49,087
but I came to apologize to you.
700
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,343
I'm the one who
should apologize.
701
00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:56,135
I mean, all the
showing off, lying.
702
00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:59,142
I was a real jerk, wasn't I?
703
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:06,438
But when the chips were down,
you showed what kind of man
704
00:42:06,523 --> 00:42:07,573
you really are.
705
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:10,440
Everybody's talking about
what you did last night.
706
00:42:10,527 --> 00:42:11,277
Oh.
707
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:13,282
I-- I didn't do that much.
708
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,534
You're quite a guy, Isaac.
709
00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:17,866
As long as you remember
to be yourself.
710
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:25,332
If I were really going to be
myself, I'd take you in my arms
711
00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:29,587
and hold you very close.
712
00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:32,052
Well.
713
00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:35,472
Like I said, be yourself.
714
00:42:50,776 --> 00:42:52,106
Here we go.
715
00:42:54,738 --> 00:42:56,118
All right, Mrs. Worth.
716
00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:57,658
It's time to get you off
this god forsaken island.
717
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:05,706
I don't think this island
is forsaken, captain.
718
00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:11,301
You don't think Dave lifted
that tree all by himself do you?
719
00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:14,090
I know, but it's time to go.
720
00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:15,724
You go on, captain.
721
00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:19,180
What?
722
00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:23,814
I'm gonna stay here with Dave.
723
00:43:25,894 --> 00:43:27,194
Why?
724
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:31,691
Well, I'll tell you, captain.
725
00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:34,895
I've lived a lot of years and
I've done a lot of things,
726
00:43:34,987 --> 00:43:36,697
but you know what?
727
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:38,700
I've never lived
in a grass shack.
728
00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:44,292
And I've never really learned
the poetry of John donne.
729
00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:48,291
And I've never watched a
sunset from a deserted island.
730
00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:50,705
I don't understand.
731
00:43:50,794 --> 00:43:51,844
You can do these things anytime.
732
00:43:56,675 --> 00:44:03,885
Well, there's no time
like the present, is there?
733
00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:04,684
Goodbye, captain.
734
00:44:10,647 --> 00:44:11,897
Well.
735
00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:17,402
I'll, uh, have your things sent
by launch on our way north.
736
00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,818
That'll be very
nice, thank you.
737
00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:20,277
Thanks for the party, captain.
738
00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:23,366
It was terrific.
739
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:24,162
Goodbye.
740
00:44:27,706 --> 00:44:30,076
Goodbye, Mrs. Worth.
741
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,957
Good luck to the both of you.
742
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:37,757
Oh.
743
00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:44,061
If I can't get tinkertoys, would
you settle for an erector set?
744
00:44:44,139 --> 00:44:45,059
Aye aye, sir.
745
00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:47,600
[Laughing]
746
00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:51,024
[Music playing]
747
00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:52,001
- Kiki!
- Julie!
748
00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:52,752
Bye-bye!
749
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:53,753
Oh, bye.
750
00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:53,884
See you.
751
00:45:57,754 --> 00:46:01,304
Doc, I've had a lovely
last three days.
752
00:46:01,383 --> 00:46:02,183
Me too.
753
00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:03,509
Obviously, being
marooned on an island
754
00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:05,554
has its indirect benefits.
755
00:46:08,682 --> 00:46:12,352
If I ever need a great
nurse, I'll give you a call.
756
00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:16,856
If I ever need a great
friend, I'll give you a call.
757
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:17,730
Bye.
758
00:46:17,816 --> 00:46:18,526
Bye.
759
00:46:20,777 --> 00:46:24,357
Well, there goes
a changed woman.
760
00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:25,278
Well, we all changed
on that island.
761
00:46:25,365 --> 00:46:27,075
Hey guys.
762
00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:28,239
Come on, give me
a nice smile, ok?
763
00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:29,697
Oh--
764
00:46:29,786 --> 00:46:32,706
gopher, how many times can
you scare us with that snake?
765
00:46:32,789 --> 00:46:33,459
Hey guys.
766
00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:35,500
No snake this time, I promise.
767
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:37,294
Please?
768
00:46:37,377 --> 00:46:38,207
Ok.
769
00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:39,205
- Say cheese?
- Come on.
770
00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:40,876
- Ok.
- Ok.
771
00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:41,724
Ok.
772
00:46:41,798 --> 00:46:43,338
Oh, yeah.
773
00:46:43,425 --> 00:46:44,255
That's good.
774
00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:44,723
Ready?
775
00:46:44,801 --> 00:46:45,141
[Squirting]
776
00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:48,059
Oh, gopher!
777
00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:49,308
Bye now.
778
00:46:49,389 --> 00:46:50,349
Oh.
779
00:46:50,432 --> 00:46:51,892
You were saying we all changed.
780
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:54,555
Yeah, he got worse.
781
00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:55,095
Hey, let's say goodbye.
782
00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:58,107
Right.
783
00:46:58,190 --> 00:47:01,030
See you soon, Julie, doc.
784
00:47:01,109 --> 00:47:02,739
Sorry you got
stuck on the island.
785
00:47:02,819 --> 00:47:04,739
Oh, we're not.
786
00:47:04,821 --> 00:47:05,451
Bye.
787
00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:06,571
Uh, Mr. Buell.
788
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:09,197
May I have a word with you?
789
00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:10,124
Certainly.
790
00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:11,292
I'll get us a taxi, lover.
791
00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:12,910
I won't be long.
792
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:19,708
On the island, I
couldn't help overhearing
793
00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:21,205
about all those women.
794
00:47:21,296 --> 00:47:22,206
All those women, huh?
795
00:47:22,297 --> 00:47:23,547
Yeah.
796
00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:24,972
You know, that's funny.
797
00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:27,180
Maureen believed
me about the women,
798
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:29,431
but she never believed
me about the ufos.
799
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:32,603
I made up the women.
800
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:33,983
I really saw the ufos.
801
00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:44,777
Mother, how do you feel?
802
00:47:44,861 --> 00:47:45,951
You just picked up a
daughter, a daughter-in-law,
803
00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:49,119
and a gin rummy partner
all in one fell swoop.
804
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:52,579
How on earth am I going to
word these wedding invitations?
805
00:47:52,661 --> 00:47:53,871
I've got you beat.
806
00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:57,584
I got a mother, a mother-in-law,
a step-brother, and a husband.
807
00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:01,036
We're going to need
a big apartment.
808
00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:04,838
This is a big decision you're
making, giving up the sea.
809
00:48:04,923 --> 00:48:07,843
Well, my cruise line
is just going to have
810
00:48:07,926 --> 00:48:08,836
to get along without me.
811
00:48:08,927 --> 00:48:10,387
Do you know what
you're going to do?
812
00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:12,640
I don't know.
813
00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,893
I thought I'd find a desert
island and become a hermit.
814
00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:17,265
That's what my
brother did, you know.
815
00:48:17,352 --> 00:48:18,232
Yeah.
816
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:19,902
Well, good luck, Mr. Cunningham.
817
00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:20,690
Captain.
818
00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:29,570
Brother?
819
00:48:29,656 --> 00:48:31,486
Mara, I've got the
whole day planned for us.
820
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:33,325
That's terrific.
821
00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:34,870
Hey, aren't you
gonna invite us?
822
00:48:34,953 --> 00:48:36,083
We like parties.
823
00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:38,333
Why not?
824
00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:39,955
Do me a favor.
825
00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:40,792
Get lost.
826
00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:43,206
We sure know how to do that.
827
00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:47,047
One minute, please.
828
00:48:50,469 --> 00:48:51,549
Sir.
829
00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:55,677
I am sorry that your
vacation turned out this way.
830
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:59,016
Oh, uh, that's all right, sir.
831
00:48:59,102 --> 00:49:01,522
I heard from many
sources that you
832
00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:04,975
were the glue that held the
ship together during the crisis.
833
00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:06,107
I owe you a debt of gratitude.
834
00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:08,743
Well, sir, when you've
sailed with the best skipper
835
00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:11,660
there is, well, a
little rubs off.
836
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:14,240
Thank you.
837
00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:17,536
I would also like to
thank you in another way.
838
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:19,371
Sir?
839
00:49:19,456 --> 00:49:20,956
A promotion.
840
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,211
Isaac, that's wonderful.
841
00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:25,462
In addition to your overseeing
all the bars on the ship,
842
00:49:25,545 --> 00:49:27,795
I want you to get involved
in other areas too.
843
00:49:27,881 --> 00:49:30,551
There will be some
stripes in your next pay
844
00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:34,224
envelope, Mr. Washington.
845
00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:35,764
Thank you, sir.
846
00:49:35,847 --> 00:49:38,097
Oh, thank you!
847
00:49:38,183 --> 00:49:39,483
Give me five.
848
00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:41,019
[Laughing]
849
00:49:43,271 --> 00:49:44,021
Bye-bye.
850
00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:45,396
See you, Mr. Washington.
851
00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:46,072
Mr. Washington, sir.
852
00:49:46,149 --> 00:49:47,939
So long, Mr. Washington.
853
00:49:48,026 --> 00:49:48,736
Isaac.
854
00:49:51,488 --> 00:49:51,858
Vacation's over.
855
00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:52,197
Back to work.
856
00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:56,828
Hmm?
857
00:50:05,627 --> 00:50:09,757
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