All language subtitles for The.Love.Boat.S02E01.WEBRip.x264-ION10

[Theme music]

Theme song: Love,
exciting and new.

Come aboard.

We're expecting you.

And love, life's
sweetest reward.

Let it flow.

It floats back to you.

The love boat soon will
be making another run.

The love boat promises
something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure,
your mind on a new romance.

And love, won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile
on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard, it's love.

Hey, where's gopher?

The way he's been
acting lately, who cares?

Oh, come on, Julie.

Just because he put a dead
chicken in with your nylons.

Oh, you weren't sore when
he short cheated your bet?

No, I was with a short girl.

Gopher's just overdue
for his vacation.

He's a little, uh, stir crazy.

A little?

Yeah.

Well, maybe by now he's
got it out of his system.

Oh, yeah.

He's got it out of his system.

I don't know
who you are, miss,

but you've stolen my heart.

Gopher, take that
dopey thing off.

Ok.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning, sir.

Gopher.

[Clears throat] Sir.

This is deputy
captain Cunningham.

He's with another
line, but he'll

be taking a refresher
course with us

prior to taking command
of his own ship.

This is Julie McCoy,
cruise director.

Cunningham: Ms. McCoy.

Welcome aboard, sir.

Adam bricker, ship's doctor.

My pleasure.

Cunningham: Doctor.

And this is yeoman purser
Smith, whose upcoming vacation

could become permanent.

Sir.

That man bears watching.

Gopher, how loony can you get?

How's this?

[Horn blowing]

[Music playing]

Hello.

Hello, welcome aboard.

Thank you.

Uh, Carter, Jeannie Carter.

Carter.

Ms. Carter.

You're on the fiesta
deck, cabin 135.

That's just through the--

uh, I'm looking for another
passenger, a Mrs. Vera Simpson.

Simpson.

Simpson checked in.

Uh, that's coral deck, 123.

Ok, now through these doors--
- coral 123.

--And down--

maybe I should
have worn my nose.

Welcome aboard the Princess.

Enjoy your cruise.

I hope so.

Just leave it there, Douglas.

Oh, yes.

Hi.

I'm Adam bricker, your
most ardent admirer.

All right, let's hear
your scintillating line.

You'd like to buy
me a drink, then

drop down to my
cabin for a chaser,

because you're sure you
know me from somewhere.

Am I warm?

Not as warm as I am.

Will I see you later?

Not if I see you first.

Have one of the help take
care of these right away.

That's a real winner.

Oh, Ms. Atwood
really is a nice girl.

She just has a few problems.

Hmm.

I wouldn't have guessed.

She-- she was
engaged to a young man.

They were to be married
several weeks ago.

He broke the engagement
the day before the wedding.

Ah.

I'll have a little
chat with her.

Straighten her out about men.

(Laughing) Oh.

Ok.

But do yourself a favor.

When you have that little
chat, wear a suit of armor.

Ma'am.

Ma'am, here, let me
help you with these.

Oh, no, that's all
right, young man.

I can manage.

You sure?

I wonder if-- if you
could tell me where-- oh!

Aw, ma'am.

Your camera is broken.

Oh, that's all
right, young man.

Aw, gee.

It's not important,
not at all.

What is important is--

is, at this stage of life,
is that there are nice,

kind young people like
you left in the world.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you very much.

[Music playing]

Hurry it up, Romeo.

I'm trying, fluffems.

These darn bags are heavy.

Hello.

Welcome aboard the Princess.

I'm Julie McCoy,
your cruise director.

Uh, Maureen buell.

[Muttering]

Doesn't he knock you out?

Couldn't you die for a
man who could actually

bench press a house cat?

Hi, I'm Everett buell.

Hello, how do you do?

Maureen was just joking.

Everett, the last
time I made a joke

was when I said I
do at our wedding.

Come on.

Don't you just love
her sense of humor?

(Singing) 10 more days
and I'm off of this ship.

10 more days and I'm off.

The lousiest [inaudible]
time of my life.

10 more days and I'm off.

Ugh.

You're already
off-- your rocker.

[Whistling]

Isaac!

You're supposed
to be on vacation.

What happened to the ski trip?

No snow, so I thought i'd
take a luxurious cruise instead.

Oh, brother.

Nurse, one more over
the cuckoo's nest.

He's right here on
the passenger list.

Mr. I. Washington,
promenade 350.

Welcome aboard, Isaac.

Let's make that
Mr. Washington, ok?

Ok.

[Clearing throat]

Uh, Mr. Washington.

You forgot your bag.

Who forgot?

Could you bring it along, kid?

[Music playing]

[Chatter]

Wally, you call this
a Tequila sunrise?

I can mix a better drink with
one bottle tied behind my back.

Now look, Isaac--

Mr. Washington.

[Clears throat]

Would you like me to
make another one, sir?

Yeah.

Let's try and do it
till we get it right.

Uh, let me have a
Tequila sunrise, please.

You'll be sorry.

Well, hello there.

Say, I know you, don't I?

Yes, of course!

You're the guy who
murdered his wife.

Guilty.

[Chuckling]

I, uh-- I'm surprised
recognized me.

You don't really look
like the soap opera type.

Oh, I've been a fan of
yours for a long time.

Oh, thank you.

Imagine!

The star of "all my loves" here!

I'm Julie McCoy.

Uh, Mike adler.

Pleased to meet you.

I hate your guts.

Thanks, I needed that.

You ruined your
father's business,

murdered your brother,
married his wife,

and then murdered your wife.

Yeah.

Well, that's entertainment.

And furthermore, lucky lady,
of all the women on this ship,

I have just chosen
you to be my dinner

companion for the first night.

How about the last
night of my life?

Is that a no?

If it isn't, it's a good
hint that one is coming.

Whew.

My.

I've seen happier
faces at a tax audit.

Uh, Mike adler.

Hi.

I'm Jeannie Carter.

Yeah, well, I'm not
having the greatest

time in the world either.

I finally convinced my
mother to take a vacation,

and she refused to come alone.

So here I am.

10 minutes on board
ship, and she ditches me

for a floating gin rummy game.

Hello.

Well, I guess that's
mothers for you, huh?

I'm sorry, did I
say something wrong?

No, no.

It's just that--
it's not important.

Really.

Good afternoon.

Hello, captain.

Beautiful day, isn't it?

Almost as beautiful as that
gorgeous outfit you're wearing.

Oh, almost?

Oh, thank you.

Now there's a man who knows
how to pay a complement.

I said your frock was nice.

Nice isn't gorgeous,
it's not a frock,

and you're about as
romantic as a tree toad.

Hello.

I thought we might
have a little chat.

Goodbye.

Is that little enough for you?

[Whistling]

You know, sometimes it
helps to talk to someone.

You're a perfect stranger.

I have to be honest.

I'm not perfect.

You know, you're right.

I mean about talking to someone.

I know.

You mentioned
your mother before.

Well, I grew up in an
orphanage and a couple

of the foster homes.

I never knew my mother.

Sorry.

So I, uh, hired
a detective agency

and I had her tracked down.

She's on this ship.

Are you serious?

Have you seen her?

No, not yet.

I-- I went to her
cabin, but I chickened

out at the last minute.

I mean, all my
life I have dreamed

about finding my mother.

What she'd say to me when I
found her, how she didn't want

to give me up, how
she wanted to keep me,

how she really loved me.

That's the dream.

The nightmare is that she
slams the door in my face.

[Music playing]

[Morse code beeping]

A hurricane.

Wait till the captain sees this.

Sir.

Hmm?

I think captain stubing should
see this report right away.

Listen, son.

You do your job,
and I'll do mine.

Dismissed.

Anything you say, sir.

Oh, uh, excuse me.

Um-- I seem to be lost.

Well, indeed you are,
unless of course you're

looking for the radio room.

Oh, no, no.

I was just looking
for the lido deck.

Oh, that's very simple.

You take the
starboard companionway

to the promenade deck.

And then after the
first bulkhead--

oh, i-- i--

I'm sorry.

I don't quite follow.

Ah.

Never mind.

Here, let me draw you a map.

Oh, how thoughtful.

Now.

You got your glasses?

Here we are here.

Now, there is the dining room,
but it's two decks below.

Now, there's the companionway
that leads to lido deck.

Huh?

Oh!

Oh, thank you.

How nice to be able to
help people in distress.

That's my job, ma'am.

I just happen to be
better at it than most.

[Woman screaming]

Oops.

[Music playing]

You see that girl over there?

Yeah.

What about it?

She turned me down for dinner.

Well, what do you
want me to do about it,

take away her pool privileges?

I want you to come
over and kind of make

believe I'm somebody important.

You know, give me kind
of a big build up.

Why not?

No sense both of us
striking out this trip.

Hey, thanks.

[Clearing throat]

Well, Mr. Washington, um,
how are your oil Wells, sir?

Oh, still gushing.

I understand you just
bought a renoir for $750,000?

Yes.

Those French really know how
to make fine racing cars.

(Whispering) Is she listening?

She's practically
falling out of her chair.

Well, my dear, would
you like to have dinner?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I have plans for dinner.

How about a nightcap?

[Music playing]

I'd recommend the
smoked salmon, the, uh,

beef Wellington, the
cherries jubilee, and a walk

in the moonlight with
a handsome doctor.

You certainly give
it the old college try.

Mm-hm.

You guys are all the same.

I wouldn't say that.

Some of us are wonderful.

All right.

Cabin a 276.

Show up around 11:00.

And you'd better be dynamite.

No, thanks.

It'd probably take
dynamite to move you.

Will the owner of the blue
Chevy license plate 22--

did I tell you i'm
gonna go on vacation

in nine and a half days?

Really?

[Laughing]

Good evening.

Captain's table, please.

Oh, this way, sir.

Hmm.

Uh-- you have class.

Hey.

Just don't forget and
start polishing the glasses.

Uh, Mr. Washington.

Captain stubing, may I
present your last guest

tonight, Mr. Isaac Washington.

Good evening, merrill.

Don't get up.

Isaac, what are
you doing here?

Vacation, merrill.

Good to see you
again, old buddy.

Hello again.

Hi.

Mr. Washington, I understand
you flew in from Paris

today on the concorde.

Oh, don't you just
love the concorde?

Oh, yes.

I'd say it's the finest
aircraft I've ever owned.

Merrill, chablis
should be chilled.

It is.

Chilled, not frozen.

We've certainly
come a long way

since that cold water
apartment we first lived

in when we were married, huh?

A long way.

Yeah.

Unfortunately, it's
all been downhill.

I don't understand.

I know, Everett, I know.

- Excuse me.
- Hmm?

Good evening.

Hello.

Could you tell me where
Mrs. Simpson is sitting?

Yes.

Uh-- it appears Mrs. Simpson
is dining in her cabin

this evening.

Oh.

However, I would be honored
if you would dine with--

I'm really not hungry.

- Hi.
- Hi.

My mother's not here tonight.

Well, mine ate in
about 10 minutes.

I think she was afraid
the cards would get cold.

Listen, would, uh, you like
to have dinner with me?

Please.

I've had the chef prepare
your favorite dish.

Oh?

Actually, it's
my favorite dish.

Fillet of armadillo.

Ah.

Ah, Mrs. Worth.

I see you've found the
dining room all right.

Oh, yes.

Thanks to your little map.

Ah.

Well, keep it.

There's nothing worse
than being lost at sea.

Ah, duty calls.

I'll relieve you on
the bridge shortly.

No hurry.

Enjoy an after dinner Brandy.

You're in good hands
with Cunningham.

Oh!

Be careful.

I'm your officer.

I can dig it.

You know, Cunningham is
doing an excellent job.

I'd feel comfortable leaving
the ship in his hands.

He seems capable enough.

Yeah.

In fact, tomorrow when we
anchor off cabo San Lucas,

I think I'll let him
take command of the ship

and take a little excursion.

It's a lovely spot.

Maybe you'd like to
come with me, Adam?

I'd love to.

Oh, that sounds
like a lovely day.

Oh, that'd be terrific.

Yes, yes.

Why-- uh, why don't we all go?

Aren't you going
to join your friend,

the captain, Mr. Washington?

Um, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

I didn't come on a cruise
to mingle with the help.

Oh-- oh, um.

You don't want to
lose your mad money.

Oh, no indeed.

And more important, I
don't want to lose my map.

[Dramatic music]

You know, I really admire
a self-made man like you.

Well, you see,
I'm in television.

And believe me, I get my fill
of phonies and people like that.

They're always trying to make
you believe they're something

they're not, you know?

At least you're real.

Look, Mara, there's
something that i--

I must confess to you.

If it's another woman, I
don't want to know about it.

You just tell her that
I'm in the race now.

[Music playing]

Jeannie.

Which cabin is your mother in?

Why?

Just wanted to
get this over with--

no, don't.
Mike, please.

I'll go with you.
It'll be fine.

No, I know what you're trying
to do, and I appreciate it.

But I've gotta do this alone.

Well, this is something
you can't do alone.

Um, did you happen to notice
that I just kissed you?

Oh.

I noticed.

I'm glad.

[Lively music]

Crewman (on pa):
Launches for cabo

San Lucas are now
ready for boarding

on the coral deck gangway.

You're going to love
this little island.

Believe me, it's one of
the most romantic hideaways

in the entire world.

Oh, it sounds so exciting.

Mrs. Worth.

Yes?

Found you another camera.

Oh, gopher, you
shouldn't have!

Now, let me show
you how it works.

Julie.
- Yeah?

Will you pose for us, please?

Sure.

Ok.

Now, you just look through
there and press this button.

Oh!

Gopher, your vacation
can't come soon enough.

Shame on you.

[Laughing]

Now there's a man with
a real sense of humor.

Ugh.

Uh-uh.

I have your launch ready, sir.

Thank you, Mr. Cunningham.

Oh, it's nothing.

My feeling exactly.

For the next two hours,
the ship is in your command.

Be seeing you,
deputy Cunningham.

Make that captain Cunningham!

What's up?

Here we go again.

My mother went into
cabo San Lucas.

Eh, she'll be back.

Yeah.

[Sighing]

- Jeannie.
- What?

Let me ask you something.

Is all this worth it?

Look.

You know you're from Irish
and Italian stock, right?

That you were born in the south
and from a middle class family.

But most of all, you
know you were loved.

That's really all
I have to know.

I just don't want
to see you get hurt.

I won't.

I just have to know,
and this is the best

chance I'm ever going to have.

Anyway, today's shot.

Not a chance.

Do you know I have a day planned
for you that'll not only take

your mind off your troubles,
it'll get your wash whiter

and brighter as well.

Will it clean my dentures?

[Music playing]

Mrs. Worth: Oh, what
an exquisite lagoon!

Julie: Captain, it's perfect!

Gopher: (Singing) Row,
row, row your boat

gently down the stream.

Julie: Gopher!

Everett: How'd you
find it, captain?

Stubing: I spent some
time down this way

when I was in the Navy.

I was on leave and
went exploring.

[Shouting]

Oh, it's just like I remembered.

Oh, captain!

You were right.

This has to be one of the most
beautiful spots on the earth!

Yes, and totally uninhabited.

[Birds cawing]

Except for some wild peacocks.

[Laughing]

Fantastic!

Lead on, captain stubing.

Uh, you're very
quiet for a change.

I was just thinking, sir.

What a terrific spot
for a snack bar.

Here, let me-- let me lead.

I know this very well.

Look at [inaudible].

Isn't this magnificent?

[Excited chatter]

Little damp in here.

This is the way.

Julie: Captain stubing said this
place was totally uninhabited.

[Suspenseful music]

[Birds cawing]

Stubing: Ah, there's your
wild peacock up there.

Mrs. Worth: Oh no!

[Laughing]

Spectacular.

Look at that.

Move it along, gopher.

Look.

Now, isn't this magnificent?

Oh, wow.

Oh!

My goodness.

Oh, captain, this is paradise!

Gopher: Where's the beach club?

I don't even know you.

Hey, look!

Who was that?

Before you get too excited,
Everett's favorite pastime

is ufo sightings.

He spends nights in the
swamps just looking for them.

I saw something.

I did too!

Mrs. Worth: Something
did move in there.

[Music playing]

[Knocking]

Come in.

Sir.

There's another report
about that hurricane.

It's still heading this way.

There's always a hurricane
headed somewhere, sailor.

But shouldn't we
notify captain stubing?

Why?

What for?

I'm here.

I'll handle it.

Dismissed.

Isn't it beautiful?

Oh, yes.

Oh, captain, this island of
yours is cleansing to the soul.

Kiki: Yeah, but it's
murder on the hairdo.

Everett: Ah, it's
been a great day.

Thanks a lot for bringing
us here, captain.

Oh no.

The launch is gone.

Well-- well, what
did that, a shark?

A knife.

A shark with a knife?

Some madman cut this rope.

I don't see it anywhere, sir.

Well, what are we gonna do?

I don't know.

But whatever it is,
we're gonna do it here.

Look, there he is again!

(Singing) Happy
birthday to me.

Happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday, happy birthday.

Anyone remember the last line?

[Laughing]

[Music playing]

Crewman (on pa): Good afternoon.

The last launch is now
returning from cabo San Lucas

and the ship will
sail in 15 minutes.

Mm.

So I'm standing there, right,
and this little old lady

comes up.

She's carrying an umbrella.

And she whacks me with
it right on the shoulder.

And she says,

(Scottish accent) I
know you, Brad Sanders.

I know you're planning on
murdering that nice Dr. Gerard.

And you won't get away with it.

Smacks me again,
and then storms off.

Unbelievable.

Well, I guess they're back.

That means my mother's back.

Mine too.

Well, I'm as ready as
I'll ever be, I guess.

What are you gonna say?

I don't know.

I'll think of something.

Wish me luck.

Mm-mm.

You don't need it.

Hey, Wally.

Hey.

Getting a little
rough out there.

Yeah, I guess it
is kind of choppy.

Maybe there's a storm coming up.

Listen, I'm gonna check
with the radio room.

I'll be right back, ok?

Ok.

Well, Ms. Carroll, how about
a tall, cool planter's punch?

Sounds good, but I think
I'll wait for Mr. Washington.

Why, you think Isaac can
make it better than I can?

Nothing he does
would surprise me.

The man is amazing.

A jet pilot, Polo
player, race car

driver, real estate developer--

magician.

Magician?

Well, sure.

He'd have to be to do all that
on his bartender's salary.

His what?

Of course, he probably
makes a lot more than I

do because he's on steady.

You know, I'm just taking his
place while he has a week off.

And then there's tips, which
you never really declare

100% to internal revenue.

That liar.

Wally: Hey, everybody does it.

Excuse me.

Waiters, taxi cab drivers.

When my wife had
her gallbladder out,

even the surgeon asked for cash.

Keep walking.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

All right, move.

Come on, keep walking.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Keep your eye on the road ahead.

One false move, and
you'll all be dead.

Poetic for a killer.

Look, maritime law is
very specific on charges

of kidnapping.

You could get life imprisonment
for this, you know.

Stop antagonizing
him, captain.

The blimp's right, folks.

Keep moving.

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Hut, 2--

[laughing]

[Whistling]

[Gasps] Look!

Kind of a low
budget condominium.

Wow!

Oh!

Oh, I can't believe it!

Hut, 2, 3, 4.

Oh, look-- look at the--

[excited chatter]

Isn't this beautiful, Maureen?

Oh, shut up, Everett.

Don't you know we're
being kidnapped?

Yeah, but it's
still beautiful.

[Chatter]

Shh!

Everyone inside.

Everyone-- [laughing] Inside.

Ok, we're going.

All right.

Don't shoot.

We're going.

Mrs. Worth: My
goodness gracious.

[Suspenseful music]

I know it doesn't
look like much,

but I did it
without a decorator.

[Laughing]

[Door slamming]

Give it a good push
as hard as you can--

oh, it's locked.

Oh dear.

Well, somebody better
think of something,

because I'm sure as hell not
going to spend more than 10

minutes in this chicken Coop.

You should have asked
for the deluxe hut.

Well, perhaps if we
were all quiet as mice,

captain stubing could
think of a plan.

Thank you, Mrs. Worth.

If it'll help you,
I'll give you a hint.

I'm very gullible.

Thank you very much.

Why don't we all
charge the door?

It wouldn't do you any good.

I've got office furniture
piled up against it.

It's no good, doc.

He's got office furniture
piled up against it.

Oh boy.

Look who's gullible.

Where would I get
office furniture

on an uninhabited island?

[Chatter]

Everybody be quiet!

Yes, sir.

Let me think.

Right, let baldy think.

[Knocking]

Woman: Come in.

Mrs. Simpson--

can I help you, ma'am?

Mrs. Simpson just stepped out.

No, it's all right.

[Knocking]

Enter.

Oh.

Excuse me, Mr. Cunningham.

Uh, is captain stubing here?

Ah.

Well, he's not back
from shore yet.

Oh.

Well, I was just up
to the radio room,

and they tell me that a
hurricane is headed this way.

The first one in 20 years.

I'm well aware
of that, thank you.

And it's 19 years.

Um, sir, what are we
going to do about it?

We?

We aren't going to do anything.

I'm going to do it.

Do what?

Just who are you anyway?

Isaac Washington,
chief bartender.

Well, then don't
just stand there.

Go get me a drink.

[Music playing]

[Wind howling]

What's he doing?

He's just sitting in his
hammock lighting his pipe.

I always admired a
man who smoked a pipe.

When I smoked a pipe, you
said that it made you sick.

Not it.

You.

He looks bored.

That makes two of us.

Kiki.

You add an entirely new
dimension to the word boring.

You oughta know.

You wrote the book.

Now, we've got to
get down to the beach

and light a signal fire
that'll be seen by our ship.

Sir.

How do you know the
ship is still there?

How do you know it hasn't
moved on without us?

And how about this
man Cunningham.

How well do you know him?

Is he trustworthy?

Did you leave the
keys in the ignition?

All these are questions
that have to be answered.

The only question
that has to be answered

is when did your
brains fall out?

Look, maybe we can lure
him in to opening the door.

That's a good idea.

We'll use one of the ladies.

Someone seductive.

Uh-- captain.

Um, would you like me to try?

Oh, sure.

Farrah fawcett minor.

All right, everybody listen.

Mr. Buell, doc, and I will stand
on either side of the door.

Gopher, uh, you will
climb to the ceiling

and lurk there, waiting to drop.

What a stupid plan.

Pardon me, do
you have another?

No.

Well, then why don't
you do us all a favor

and stop flapping your lips.

All right, everybody
take your places.

[Suspenseful music]

All right.

Ok.

Ms. McCoy.

Hmm?

It's all yours.

Yes, sir.

[Sultry music]

Yoo-hoo!

Mr. Man.

Mr. Man?

Well, I don't
know his name, sir.

David p. Crothers.

But you can call me baby cakes.

By the way, the one I
really think is seductive

is the little old lady.

[Laughing]

That, uh, young skinny one
doesn't do a thing for me.

What kind of a
dumb plan is this?

He knows about it.

It's worth a try.

Are you game, Mrs. Worth?

Why not?

Seductive.

[Laughs nervously]

Mr. Baby cakes.

Guess what?

What?

I'm naked in here.

Really?

Can the others see you?

No, they're-- they're asleep.

Really?

That's right.

They're exhausted.

[Laughing]

Isn't this fun?

You see how gullible I am?

He's disappeared.

He must be right
outside the door.

Go on, Mrs. Worth.

Get ready, everybody.

Mr. Baby cakes, where are you?

[Goat bleating]

[Yelling]

Peek-a-boo!

[Laughing]

What is the matter
with you people?

Don't you know you're dealing
with a man with a gun?

Now, what are you
bullying a goat for?

Why don't you wise up and
ask me why I captured you?

All right.

Why did you capture us?

Because I've lived here
all by myself for 21 years,

and I've been happy as a
clam except for one thing.

Never ever in my
whole life have I

had a surprise birthday party.

You kidnapped us so you
could have a birthday party?

A surprise birthday party.

[Laughing]

Listen to me.

You've got to allow
us to signal our ship.

Not till after the party.

I want a cake, some presents,
and butter brickle ice cream.

Also funny hats.

Now, this is out
of the question.

Ok.

Forget the funny hats.

But there's one more thing.

It's my main present, and i--

i-- I really, really want it.

A set of tinkertoys.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, doctor.

Captain.

Uh-- uh, look, Mr. Crothers.

I have the most wonderful
idea for your birthday party.

Oh, yeah?

If it's pin the
tail on the donkey,

I'm fresh out of pins and tails.

Uh, would an iguana
do for a donkey?

Oh, no, no, no.

See, my idea is to hold your
birthday party on the ship!

Why?

Well-- why not?

I mean, it has everything.

Look, look, let me show you.

Now, this-- this is the map that
the deputy captain drew for me.

Now, look.

There's the, uh,
coral dining room,

the acapulco lounge, the
pirates cove, the lido deck--

stubing: The hurricane.

The what?

Where?

Heading this way.

This is the official weather
forecast for this region.

There's a hurricane due.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh boy.

That changes everything.

I'm glad to see that
you're a sensible man.

Yeah.

We've gotta hold
that party indoors.

Crewman (on pa): Due
to inclement weather,

today's jackpot bingo game has
been moved from the lido deck

to the starlight lounge.

Two out of three.

[Knocking]

Enter.

Mr. Cunningham.

Captain stubing's launch
hasn't returned yet.

I know that.

Well?

Aren't you going
to put out to sea?

We can't let that hurricane
catch us at anchor.

We have 600 passengers on board.

I know that captain
stubing would

want us to think of them first.

Us?

Who's us?

If it's any of your
business, I was

just about to make my decision
when you came barging in here.

I'm sorry, sir.

I was just trying to help.

I remember in a
similar situation once,

captain stubing thought he had
a better chance of outrunning

the storm in the open sea.

Hmm, he had us under
way in five minutes.

Well, he has his way of
doing things, I have mine.

Five minutes.

Hm.

Hello, bridge.

This is deputy
captain Cunningham.

Weigh anchor.

We sail in 30 seconds.

Huh?

Oh.

[Clearing throat] Very well.

Five minutes.

[Suspenseful music]

Oh, I feel so helpless, like
there's nothing we can do.

Oh, there's a lot we can do.

We can prepare
for the hurricane.

We can work on another
plan to escape.

And if worse comes
to worse, we can die.

I can't afford to die.

I got a vacation coming up.

We're not going to die.

What we are gonna do is try
to get some butter brickle

ice cream for Mr. Crothers.

And a set of tinkertoys.

Oh, sure.

We'll just run over
to tinkertoys city on

the other side of the island.

Aw, don't despair, dear.

A rescue party may still
be sent from the ship.

I hope not.

With a hurricane coming,
I'm sure that deputy

captain Cunningham had enough
sense to head for open waters.

Better he risks our 8 lives than
the lives of 600 passengers.

[Knocking]

Mara, it's me, Isaac.

Your man of the hour.

Come in.

Ah.

Don't say a word.

Just stand there and let
me drink in your beauty.

Drink.

What an appropriate
word for you to use.

Say what?

What's on tap for tonight?

A game of gin?

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, we will be running into
a little rough weather.

Oh, well in that case, we'd
better batten down the hatch,

or we could end up on the rocks.

Mara, I don't think you
should take this so lightly.

I mean, a hurricane can
be a very fearsome thing.

It's just a big wind.

I've had a lot of
experience with big winds.

The biggest of them all--

hurricane Isaac.

What?

Mr. Washington, the
real estate operator, the

Polo player, the jet pilot--

the bartender.

Bartender.

You're a big phony, just
like all the rest of 'em.

Uh, Mara-- now, look.

I was, um-- uh--

just play acting, you know?

Little innocent make-believe.

- Make-believe?
- Yeah.

Really?

Well, then make-believe
this isn't a book.

Uh, Mara, wait--

make-believe this
isn't [inaudible]..

Hey, come on.

Look, i--

make-believe that
this isn't a pot.

[Crashing]

Make-believe this isn't--
this isn't a vase!

[Laughing nervously]

Nothing to worry about, folks.

Just termites.

Whew.

Everett was right.

We're gonna die!

Mrs. Buell, the only chance
we have of coming through this

is to behave calmly and
to do what we have to do.

Captain, what do we have to do?

We'll shore up the
windward side of the hut,

ride out the storm there.

It's our only chance.

Yes, sir.

Dave, get in here!

What do you want?

Open this door!

That is an order!

Bring me your ax, your
saw, your hammers,

whatever tools you used to
build this hut right now.

[Suspenseful music]

[Theme music]