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So which card game am I
gonna beat you at tonight?
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I ain't playing no more
card games with you, girl.
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Somehow I always end
up with my clothes off.
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And that's a bad thing why?
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Because you cheat.
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Can't blame a girl for
wanting to get you naked.
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We ain't got to play cards to get naked.
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Oh, OK.
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Heh, but I still can't stay.
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I got a family party tonight.
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Sounds like fun.
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Sounds like you want an invite.
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I thought family gatherings
wasn't in our rules.
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Well, I mean, parties are fun,
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and we're having fun.
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Everybody in my life gonna be there,
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including my ex.
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We all have a past.
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There's no getting around that.
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OK. Party it is.
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Party it is.
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And now that we redid the arts center,
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we can offer electives
before and after school,
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- so that's cool.
- Wow.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Billy, I...
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- I am really impressed.
- Thank you.
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You have taken complete
ownership of this job...
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- Yeah.
- But more importantly,
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- seems like you really love it.
- Yeah.
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- Hey, happy birthday, Coach Baker.
- Hey, thank you, Kyle.
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I do. I do love it a lot, just feels...
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it feels good to be able
to make a difference,
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you know, in these kids' lives.
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I have never been so
happy to be proven wrong.
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- _
- Principal really suits you.
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Thank you.
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- Everything OK?
- Yeah, yeah.
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I just got to handle
some things. Lookit.
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- I'll see you tonight?
- See you tonight...
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- All right.
- Principal Baker.
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I guess Layla's back from tour.
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Patience back, too?
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No. She has more shows,
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but, yo, Spencer just texted me,
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said he's bringing Alicia tonight,
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so our car is officially full.
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I'm sorry. I'm sure he
was gonna tell you that.
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Well, why would he
have to tell me anything
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when we all know you will?
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Ooh, awkward.
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We're still finding our rhythm.
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Yeah. You ever think about moving out?
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Of a Beverly Hills mansion? No. I don't.
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But things with Olivia
are clearly super off,
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and the house feels a little crowded.
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OK. Even if I wanted to move,
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which I don't, uh, I wouldn't
even have time to look.
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I'm telling you, man,
Willmont lives up to the hype.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah. I mean,
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they throw this cookout
before every game.
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The whole school comes.
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You know, maybe you should
consider coaching there.
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- Ooh, that was sick.
- Come on.
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Yeah. I'm gonna pretend
you didn't say that.
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Mm-hmm.
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Plus, why would anyone
give up oceanfront views?
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OK. Don't get me wrong.
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Coastal was great, OK?
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I loved the tour,
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and chatting with Coach
Montes was awesome,
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but Willmont just hit different for me.
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. Nope.
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- Vvv!
- Nope.
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What's up, J.?
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- I didn't know you was back from Willmont.
- Hey.
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Yeah. Just got back this morning.
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- Mm mm mm!
- How'd it go?
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Yeah. You know, it was all right.
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It was kind of hot, muggy, eh.
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- OK. Heh.
- Yeah.
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I'll catch y'all later.
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- Yep. Yep, yep, yep.
- Yeah.
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♪ Let's get this work ♪
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No, no, no. Hold up. Hold up.
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What was that about?
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You were just raving about the weather,
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said it was good for your skin.
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Look. Spence and I are cool and all,
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but... I don't know...
feels kind of weird
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rubbing it in his face
that I'm leaving GAU.
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But you're OK with rubbing it in mine
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that Coastal's not your top choice?
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I haven't made any
decisions yet, all right?
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All right, all right.
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Well, while you sit here debating
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between hot and muggy
versus breezy and beautiful,
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I'll be finishing up my
speech for your dad's birthday.
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OK, love that for you.
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I am just gonna wing it
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because I'm funnier than you.
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Right. Whatever, man.
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Hey, you hear if J.J.'s coming?
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- He can't make it.
- Wait. He responded to you?
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Was he not supposed to?
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He literally just sent
Spence and I a video
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that should not be
allowed on the Internet.
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You serious? J.J.
punched you in the face,
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- and now you all are text buddies?
- We got over it.
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I mean, dude, he's our friend.
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What's up with you?
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Nothing. I'll see you later.
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24 hours to make the most
important decision of my life.
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You make life-changing
decisions all the time.
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- What do you think I should do?
- I help people fight for their lives.
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This is a decision only you can make.
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It's not like I don't love
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being principal at South
Crenshaw, but the opportunity
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to rebuild and coach at a D1 program,
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that's not gonna come back around,
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not to mention being reunited
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with Jordan and Spencer
on the field. Come on.
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I mean, that's assuming that Jordan's
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just scratching an itch
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by looking at these
other schools, but...
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It's OK to say it's your dream
job and you want it, babe.
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Spencer sent me in
there to fight for Kenny
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for the head-coaching
job at GAU, and I...
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he's gonna think I betrayed him.
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So talk to him.
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Talk to both the boys,
see what they think.
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I can't do that, either.
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Barnes says the offer
has to be confidential
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until I make a final decision.
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Screw A.D. Barnes' confidentiality.
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Be honest with yourself.
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Be honest with the boys
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and stop hiding behind excuses.
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You do all that, and the
right answer will come,
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but for now, it's your birthday...
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Whoo hoo.
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And I have a party to plan.
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Thank you, baby.
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Mmm. OK. Jordan, we're not home alone.
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- Who cares? Risky is sexy.
- Yeah?
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- Mm-hmm.
- It's also risky.
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OK. Then stop kissing me.
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You should know better
than to challenge me by now.
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OK. True. True. Mm.
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So how was your trip?
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Right now, I am only focused
on how much I missed you.
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One week is 6 days too many.
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- Not 7?
- No. I can go 24 hours
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without talking to you. I'm not crazy.
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Yeah, just like I can stop kissing you.
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- Exactly.
- OK.
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- Hey, Layla.
- Hey.
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- How was Atlanta?
- Yeah. It was, uh, uh,
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hot and busy, you know,
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- but Patience killed it.
- Nice.
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- Did you see Simone while you were there?
- Kind of, yeah.
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We saw each other
briefly at Patience's show
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and then couple times at Bringston.
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- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
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- What are you doing here?
- Uh, he is helping me set up the office,
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which thank you for letting
me take it over, by the way.
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No problem. I mean, someone
should use it because
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we all know how I like
to write in the wild.
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- We...
- The wild.
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- It's true.
- Good.
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- It wasn't that funny.
- I should get going.
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Yeah. Yeah. You should.
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Thanks for carrying all
the heavy boxes for me.
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- No problem.
- OK, Thor.
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Just make sure you don't
ruin our speech tonight
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with your 5-year-old humor, OK?
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I am the God of humor.
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Bl-l-l-l-l-l!
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When I was your age,
I had to take 3 buses,
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walk half a mile to
get a view like this.
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- Yeah. I don't take it for granted, Ma.
- I know you don't.
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So are you ready for tonight?
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My speech is. I don't know if I am.
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I'm bringing Alicia.
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- You think that's gonna be weird?
- Hell yeah, it's gonna be weird.
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Ain't you supposed to
be making me feel better?
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I am not here to make you feel better.
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I am here to tell you the
truth, and the truth is,
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this is the way life goes
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when you're willing to
fall in and out of love.
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Alicia and I ain't doing that.
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- We just having fun.
- I'm not talking about Alicia,
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but I am proud of you for
finally putting yourself first
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- and doing what makes you happy.
- I am happy,
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and my classes are dope.
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Coach Kenny and I added wrinkles
to the playbook for next season.
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A.D. Barnes has been
keeping in touch with him.
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Kenny should be getting the
head coach offer any day now.
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You sound confident.
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It's easy to be confident
when nobody else wants the job.
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Look at you...
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all of that and a date tonight.
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Now you're just being mean.
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Where your husband at?
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And that is what I
call the Baker's dozen.
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- Nothing?
- Uh-uh.
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Maybe my timing was off.
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- Should I start over?
- Please no.
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- I could lead with a joke.
- Yeah.
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- Why did Coach Baker stand in the corner?
- Why?
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Because he needed a timeout.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Ohh...
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Nobody should give me the mic tonight.
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I think if you lean
less into the dad jokes
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and more into who Coach Baker is,
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you'll find your funny.
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Being funny isn't my thing.
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It's J.J.'s.
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You still haven't heard from him?
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No.
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Apparently, Jordan and Spencer have,
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which means he didn't move out
of this house to get away from us.
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He moved out to get away from me.
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Maybe he just needs a little space.
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From just me?
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Well, sometimes the people
we take our crap out on
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are the ones we feel safest with.
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Don't mistake J.J.
ghosting you for anger.
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Just keep letting him know you're there.
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- Ooh.
- Hey, you OK?
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Yeah. I think I just pulled a
muscle in yoga the other day,
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but I'm fine.
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Now hit me with another dad joke.
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- All right, all right.
- Let's see what you got.
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All right. Coming up. Coming up.
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Uh... ooh.
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Why did Coach Baker ask for his change?
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- Why?
- To get his quarterback.
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Eh.
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- Hey, Dad, happy birthday.
- Hey, you made it back.
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- Birthday boy.
- All right.
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- What's happening, captain?
- You know.
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So...
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- how was it?
- Willmont was amazing, OK?
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I mean, their athletic
facility, it rivals GAU's.
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Plus, I got to spend time with the
offensive coordinator and his family.
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Yeah. He reminds me a
lot of you, you know,
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and he had a ton of things to
say about my future as a QB.
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All right. Well, I don't doubt that.
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00:09:51,492 --> 00:09:52,845
You know, it's gonna be pretty tough
250
00:09:52,890 --> 00:09:54,660
to choose between Willmont and Coastal.
251
00:09:54,692 --> 00:09:56,686
I mean, there's a ton of
reasons for me to stay here.
252
00:09:56,749 --> 00:09:58,881
Oh, so you're serious
about transferring.
253
00:09:58,919 --> 00:10:00,398
I thought this was just, like,
254
00:10:00,531 --> 00:10:02,062
a testing-out-the-waters
type of a thing.
255
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:05,173
No. I want to play football
next season, you know?
256
00:10:05,185 --> 00:10:06,899
GAU's program is a mess right now.
257
00:10:06,918 --> 00:10:08,563
Well, maybe you should
give them time to try to
258
00:10:08,739 --> 00:10:11,332
- figure things out.
- Dad, I'm out of time, OK?
259
00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:12,736
I have to think about my future,
260
00:10:12,761 --> 00:10:14,816
and that means finding a
coach who believes in me.
261
00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:16,808
- I believe in you.
- I know you do,
262
00:10:16,839 --> 00:10:18,534
but you're not my coach anymore.
263
00:10:18,566 --> 00:10:19,787
You're my dad.
264
00:10:19,976 --> 00:10:23,569
I just have to find my version
of you on the football field.
265
00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,735
You do know there's
people that do that, right?
266
00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,134
But that costs money, OK?
267
00:10:35,142 --> 00:10:37,213
Besides, it's what's inside that counts.
268
00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:40,059
OK, so what's inside?
269
00:10:40,130 --> 00:10:42,288
I framed my speech for Billy tonight.
270
00:10:42,312 --> 00:10:44,771
You don't want to spend a cent, do you?
271
00:10:44,795 --> 00:10:47,048
Are you here to help me or
just be a pain in my ass?
272
00:10:47,073 --> 00:10:49,255
I just came to give
you the heads-up that
273
00:10:49,312 --> 00:10:51,956
Liv overheard me telling Skye that
you were bringing Alicia tonight.
274
00:10:51,981 --> 00:10:53,594
What is with you and that damn mouth?
275
00:10:53,632 --> 00:10:56,409
I was having a private
conversation with my girlfriend.
276
00:10:56,453 --> 00:10:58,211
Besides, she was gonna find out anyway
277
00:10:58,230 --> 00:10:59,520
when y'all two walked in together.
278
00:10:59,602 --> 00:11:01,291
- How'd she take it?
- More pissed at me
279
00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,258
than concerned about you if that helps.
280
00:11:03,321 --> 00:11:05,337
You think it's a bad idea,
me bringing Alicia tonight?
281
00:11:05,344 --> 00:11:08,569
I think it's a worse
idea to uninvite her now.
282
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,517
Besides, you and Liv
gonna have to rip off
283
00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:12,669
that breakup band-aid eventually.
284
00:11:16,107 --> 00:11:17,947
Mm...
285
00:11:19,092 --> 00:11:21,652
OK. Either you've had
way too much caffeine
286
00:11:21,665 --> 00:11:24,013
- or something's bugging.
- Or something.
287
00:11:24,656 --> 00:11:26,768
All right. Hit me with it.
288
00:11:26,799 --> 00:11:29,223
- What's got you so riled up?
- I'm supposed to be finishing up
289
00:11:29,249 --> 00:11:30,981
my speech for my dad's birthday, but
290
00:11:32,063 --> 00:11:34,397
all I can think about is that
Spencer's bringing a date.
291
00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:37,055
- To your dad's birthday?
- I know. I mean,
292
00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:40,407
he can do what he wants to do, right?
293
00:11:40,419 --> 00:11:41,987
We're not together. It's just...
294
00:11:42,250 --> 00:11:44,947
I don't know. It's weird
seeing him move on before me.
295
00:11:44,983 --> 00:11:47,027
And who says he's moved on before you?
296
00:11:47,052 --> 00:11:49,779
I think me showing up
dateless says it all.
297
00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:51,762
Then don't show up dateless.
298
00:11:52,815 --> 00:11:54,100
What if I went with you...
299
00:11:55,127 --> 00:11:57,626
As your faux date, of course?
300
00:11:58,329 --> 00:12:00,252
You don't have to do that,
301
00:12:00,819 --> 00:12:02,301
and don't say "faux."
302
00:12:02,786 --> 00:12:03,899
It's weird.
303
00:12:04,597 --> 00:12:05,597
I want to go.
304
00:12:05,614 --> 00:12:07,734
Besides, you need someone by your side
305
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,910
who can make you laugh when he's looking
306
00:12:10,745 --> 00:12:12,248
and maybe even when he's not.
307
00:12:13,487 --> 00:12:14,767
Just think about it.
308
00:12:17,691 --> 00:12:19,158
So...
309
00:12:19,882 --> 00:12:21,951
you back for more risk?
310
00:12:22,234 --> 00:12:24,708
Uh...
311
00:12:24,759 --> 00:12:26,692
Actually, um...
312
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,726
I'm back to hear what
really went down in Atlanta.
313
00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:35,338
Uh, I mean, it's like I
told Liv... it was fine.
314
00:12:35,352 --> 00:12:37,753
Well, you see, I know all
of your facial expressions,
315
00:12:37,778 --> 00:12:39,473
and the one that you had when Liv asked
316
00:12:39,524 --> 00:12:42,155
how Atlanta was was
your "so not fine" look.
317
00:12:42,212 --> 00:12:44,160
I don't have a "so not fine" look.
318
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,303
Wait. How many facial
expressions do I have?
319
00:12:46,329 --> 00:12:48,283
Eight. Don't dodge the question.
320
00:12:48,327 --> 00:12:49,946
OK.
321
00:12:50,104 --> 00:12:54,189
Fine. Yeah. Simone and I had
a conversation or two or 3.
322
00:12:54,259 --> 00:12:56,477
- Why didn't you tell me?
- Because it had nothing to do with you
323
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,481
and everything to do with me and Simone.
324
00:12:58,715 --> 00:13:02,159
OK. Fine. Technically, it
kind of had to do with you,
325
00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:04,485
but really, it was more about me and her
326
00:13:04,504 --> 00:13:07,103
and all the stuff that was
left unsaid at Christmas, OK?
327
00:13:07,128 --> 00:13:09,774
- I just wanted to clear the air.
- You told her about us, didn't you,
328
00:13:09,805 --> 00:13:12,013
without any heads-up or input from me.
329
00:13:12,038 --> 00:13:13,511
Well, it didn't exactly go as I hoped,
330
00:13:13,549 --> 00:13:16,171
- if that makes you feel better.
- This is a joke to you, OK?
331
00:13:16,211 --> 00:13:18,149
I should've been the
one to tell her, Layla.
332
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,505
It's not a joke, Jordan.
333
00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:21,528
Simone was my friend,
and woman to woman,
334
00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:22,581
I owed her a conversation.
335
00:13:22,596 --> 00:13:24,154
OK. Well, Simone wasn't
just my friend, OK?
336
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,174
- She was my wife.
- Wow.
337
00:13:26,749 --> 00:13:28,766
- OK.
- Look. My point is,
338
00:13:28,812 --> 00:13:31,924
is that I should've had a
say in who tells her and when.
339
00:13:31,959 --> 00:13:34,403
We should've made that
decision together as a team.
340
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:36,142
Simone and I were in a good place.
341
00:13:36,155 --> 00:13:39,058
And now she's going to think
that I lied to her, or worse,
342
00:13:39,102 --> 00:13:41,094
didn't care enough to
tell her personally.
343
00:13:41,853 --> 00:13:43,314
But congratulations,
344
00:13:43,921 --> 00:13:46,527
you know, I'm so glad you
got to clear your conscience.
345
00:13:46,539 --> 00:13:48,531
- Jordan, I...
- No, forget it.
346
00:14:01,314 --> 00:14:04,197
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!
347
00:14:05,874 --> 00:14:07,316
What is this?
348
00:14:07,335 --> 00:14:09,314
It's your birthday roast.
349
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:11,711
Roast? On a random birth...
350
00:14:11,730 --> 00:14:14,077
- should I be worried?
- No birthday is random.
351
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:17,201
- Right.
- Just sit back and relax and
352
00:14:17,353 --> 00:14:19,465
know that, whatever's
said about you tonight,
353
00:14:19,496 --> 00:14:20,729
that we love you.
354
00:14:20,747 --> 00:14:23,374
- OK.
- OK. I got to go check on the caterers.
355
00:14:23,412 --> 00:14:24,544
All right. You look good.
356
00:14:24,576 --> 00:14:26,316
- Like my Billy Baker?
- I do.
357
00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:29,750
Ah, they got you in on
this thing, too, huh?
358
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,765
- They couldn't pay me to miss it.
- All right. Nice.
359
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,376
Plus, this track suit beats
a dress and heels any day.
360
00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:36,443
I wish they told me to put a
track suit on right about now.
361
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,740
Hey, listen. Billy,
362
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:42,332
I want to thank you for
always looking out for Spencer.
363
00:14:42,428 --> 00:14:44,476
- Please.
- What you did to help Kenny get considered
364
00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:47,802
for the coaching job
at GAU means a lot...
365
00:14:47,841 --> 00:14:49,523
- OK. Mm-hmm.
- And,
366
00:14:49,561 --> 00:14:51,875
according to Spencer, it looks
like Kenny'll get an offer soon.
367
00:14:51,901 --> 00:14:53,419
He's definitely on the short list,
368
00:14:53,463 --> 00:14:55,511
but you should know that A.D. Barnes,
369
00:14:55,688 --> 00:14:57,959
he's considering other candidates.
370
00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,920
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
371
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:01,770
Spencer seemed to think
no one else wanted the job.
372
00:15:01,783 --> 00:15:03,541
You know how these
things are. There's always
373
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:06,263
somebody else in the mix, somebody
who's gonna want to cover...
374
00:15:06,349 --> 00:15:07,628
cover their bases.
375
00:15:07,649 --> 00:15:08,954
- Can we talk about this later?
- Yeah.
376
00:15:08,994 --> 00:15:10,471
- All right. I'm glad you made it.
- Of course.
377
00:15:10,482 --> 00:15:11,615
- Yeah.
- All right now.
378
00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:12,662
OK.
379
00:15:15,070 --> 00:15:16,158
What's up?
380
00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:18,526
OK. I found a few
potential spots for you,
381
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,459
and, look, this one
even has a fireplace.
382
00:15:20,472 --> 00:15:22,826
I mean, it looks a'ight,
but I've seen firsthand
383
00:15:22,846 --> 00:15:24,966
that the photos is not the whole truth.
384
00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:26,853
Babe, why are you still on this?
385
00:15:26,868 --> 00:15:27,991
I'm not moving.
386
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,505
Whatever's happening here is
better than what's out there.
387
00:15:30,816 --> 00:15:33,894
Now let's get going. Spencer's
waiting on us, and we already late.
388
00:15:34,204 --> 00:15:35,608
OK.
389
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:39,725
OK. Alicia should be here soon,
390
00:15:39,744 --> 00:15:42,090
- and Coop is not far behind.
- Mm-hmm.
391
00:15:42,661 --> 00:15:45,638
- You good?
- Yep. Yeah. Yeah.
392
00:15:46,731 --> 00:15:48,502
J., I owe you an apology, man.
393
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,622
- For what?
- I seen how hyped you was earlier
394
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,095
after your visit to Willmont.
395
00:15:52,772 --> 00:15:54,720
Second I walked in the door,
your whole mood changed.
396
00:15:54,752 --> 00:15:56,687
- That's not us.
- No. That's not us.
397
00:15:56,713 --> 00:16:00,230
No. I never want you to quiet
your excitement because of me.
398
00:16:00,414 --> 00:16:02,374
We cool. On God.
399
00:16:02,475 --> 00:16:05,347
Thanks, Spence. I appreciate it.
400
00:16:05,379 --> 00:16:08,450
- Of course.
- Oh, sorry. The door was open.
401
00:16:08,475 --> 00:16:10,976
What's up. Oh, you all
good. Alicia, this is...
402
00:16:10,991 --> 00:16:13,526
- Jordan Baker.
- I'm sorry. Have we met?
403
00:16:13,552 --> 00:16:15,733
Somehow we've always missed
each other when I'm here,
404
00:16:15,771 --> 00:16:18,244
but Spence filled me in
on all of his roommates.
405
00:16:18,289 --> 00:16:21,185
Wow. Well, don't listen
to anything he says.
406
00:16:21,229 --> 00:16:22,272
It's so nice to meet you.
407
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:23,556
- Nice to meet you, too.
- Oh, OK.
408
00:16:23,575 --> 00:16:24,802
Coop is hollering from outside.
409
00:16:24,827 --> 00:16:26,427
- We should go.
- All right.
410
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,688
♪ Life's a party, yeah ♪
411
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,294
♪ So enjoy yourself ♪
412
00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:38,975
♪ Show somebody yeah ♪
413
00:16:39,007 --> 00:16:40,354
♪ How to love... ♪
414
00:16:40,392 --> 00:16:41,480
What's with the look?
415
00:16:41,536 --> 00:16:42,833
Can't help it. It's just my face.
416
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,243
Didn't mean to hit a trigger,
417
00:16:44,262 --> 00:16:46,963
- just making sure you're good.
- I'm sorry. It's just,
418
00:16:47,115 --> 00:16:48,538
it's been a rough few days.
419
00:16:48,626 --> 00:16:50,353
Rough days mean the
good ones are coming.
420
00:16:50,404 --> 00:16:52,149
I hope you're right.
421
00:16:53,591 --> 00:16:55,213
- Mm...
- Hey, are you OK?
422
00:16:55,232 --> 00:16:57,610
Yeah. Yeah. It'll pass.
423
00:16:57,634 --> 00:16:59,532
I just got to breathe slowly.
424
00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:02,739
- Mm...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey,
425
00:17:03,074 --> 00:17:04,231
you're still having pain?
426
00:17:04,269 --> 00:17:06,840
- Why don't I get you some water, OK?
- Thanks.
427
00:17:07,283 --> 00:17:09,800
Babe, let's go. You should rest.
428
00:17:09,845 --> 00:17:10,983
No, no. I'll be fine.
429
00:17:11,027 --> 00:17:12,975
I made a doctor's
appointment for tomorrow.
430
00:17:13,373 --> 00:17:15,099
Come on. Tonight's about you.
431
00:17:15,346 --> 00:17:17,812
Besides, my pain's at, like, a 4.
432
00:17:17,856 --> 00:17:19,178
Out of 5?
433
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:21,005
Out of 10, Ash.
434
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,585
If it gets worse, I
promise I'll tell you.
435
00:17:23,921 --> 00:17:25,407
- OK.
- Hey...
436
00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:28,246
- Hey.
- Oh.
437
00:17:28,303 --> 00:17:29,745
What's up? Happy birthday, Coach.
438
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,331
What's happening? Glad you made it.
439
00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:33,432
Yeah. OK. Wait till my speech.
440
00:17:33,445 --> 00:17:35,178
- You might be saying otherwise.
- Ah.
441
00:17:35,323 --> 00:17:38,490
- Laura got to you, too, huh?
- Oh, she got to everybody.
442
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,033
Oh, look at this thing.
443
00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:42,127
♪ Show somebody, yeah ♪
444
00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:44,390
♪ How to love yourself... ♪
445
00:17:45,434 --> 00:17:46,819
Look at this.
446
00:17:46,948 --> 00:17:50,114
The least she could've
done was make it my height.
447
00:17:50,158 --> 00:17:52,334
- She got the small hands right, though.
- Small?
448
00:17:52,391 --> 00:17:54,684
These are NFL hands,
baby. What you mean?
449
00:17:54,696 --> 00:17:56,309
OK. They're not super bowl hands.
450
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,826
You need big hands to hold
that trophy. You've seen it.
451
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,134
- It's like that, huh?
- We'll see.
452
00:18:02,172 --> 00:18:03,652
I'm coming for you.
453
00:18:05,087 --> 00:18:06,289
Hey, you.
454
00:18:06,339 --> 00:18:08,173
I can't wait to see you M.C. tonight.
455
00:18:08,205 --> 00:18:10,829
Mm, you should make a joke
about sleeping in Billy's bed.
456
00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:13,166
What is your obsession with
me living at the Baker house?
457
00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:14,983
- I'm not obsessed.
- But you kind of are,
458
00:18:15,065 --> 00:18:17,411
and I'm kind of tired of
talking about it, all right?
459
00:18:17,449 --> 00:18:19,914
Ms. Baker's my boss. She's
doing me a solid on the rent
460
00:18:19,952 --> 00:18:21,261
to help me save money.
461
00:18:21,305 --> 00:18:22,703
Nobody in their right mind
462
00:18:22,741 --> 00:18:24,315
would walk away from
a situation like that.
463
00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:26,041
OK. Well, I just love you
464
00:18:26,053 --> 00:18:28,343
- and want you to be happy.
- Hey, Coop,
465
00:18:28,526 --> 00:18:30,535
- we're ready for you.
- OK. Cool.
466
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,179
OK. Let's do it.
467
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:37,263
Look. I'm happy, OK?
Can we just move on?
468
00:18:37,296 --> 00:18:38,693
Mm-hmm.
469
00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:41,355
I tried to convert Spence...
470
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:43,790
I really have... but he just loves
471
00:18:43,837 --> 00:18:45,959
to take it from the bottom, right?
472
00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:47,705
Personally, I'm a top guy.
473
00:18:47,724 --> 00:18:49,975
OK. Are we still talking
about toilet paper?
474
00:18:50,728 --> 00:18:52,125
What's wrong with you?
475
00:18:52,176 --> 00:18:53,276
- Refills.
- OK.
476
00:18:53,308 --> 00:18:55,116
- Refills.
- OK. Thank you.
477
00:18:55,147 --> 00:18:57,563
- Yep.
- He's funny.
478
00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:59,548
You didn't tell me Jordan was so cool.
479
00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:01,041
I didn't know I was supposed to.
480
00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:02,514
- Are you kidding?
- Damn.
481
00:19:02,578 --> 00:19:04,500
You know, I have a
list about a mile long
482
00:19:04,524 --> 00:19:06,150
of girls who would die to date him.
483
00:19:06,776 --> 00:19:08,876
- He's single, right?
- Recently single, yeah.
484
00:19:08,946 --> 00:19:10,014
OK.
485
00:19:10,033 --> 00:19:11,795
Like you said, everybody
got a past, right?
486
00:19:11,824 --> 00:19:13,506
Mm-hmm. Yes.
487
00:19:19,705 --> 00:19:21,708
I'm guessing that's your past.
488
00:19:21,822 --> 00:19:24,845
Yeah, and she's here with Noah.
489
00:19:29,506 --> 00:19:33,177
Welcome, everyone, to Coach
Baker's birthday roast.
490
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,528
Ooh! Whoop whoop!
491
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:41,245
Um, you know, you can call me
Billy. You know that, right?
492
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,130
And piss off moms? No, thanks.
493
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,261
So I met Coach Baker a few years back,
494
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:49,272
and I got to say, for the most part,
495
00:19:49,386 --> 00:19:53,117
he's all right, except he
claims to be from the hood,
496
00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:55,400
my hood, to be exact.
497
00:19:55,489 --> 00:19:58,145
You guys know the hoodest
thing I've seen him do?
498
00:19:58,334 --> 00:19:59,732
- No?
- What?
499
00:19:59,776 --> 00:20:02,123
Mow the lawn in black Air Force 1s.
500
00:20:04,306 --> 00:20:06,673
There's nothing worse than
being born with a ugly kid,
501
00:20:06,714 --> 00:20:09,238
and you got two of
them at the same time.
502
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,337
You guys, make some
noise for the Baker twins.
503
00:20:11,409 --> 00:20:12,409
All right.
504
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,440
Thank you.
505
00:20:13,442 --> 00:20:14,924
Wow, wow, wow.
506
00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:16,887
Thanks, Coop, for filling in tonight.
507
00:20:16,932 --> 00:20:18,450
You know, Patience couldn't be here
508
00:20:18,465 --> 00:20:20,883
because she's somewhere on a
stage actually entertaining people.
509
00:20:21,018 --> 00:20:22,258
Ooh...
510
00:20:22,293 --> 00:20:25,818
Well, you know, I'll go first
because, you know, I was born first.
511
00:20:25,837 --> 00:20:27,228
Hence, the odd-shaped head.
512
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:30,141
You know, I like to think that
I held the door open for you.
513
00:20:30,194 --> 00:20:31,923
That's really gross, Jordan.
514
00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:33,486
Well, if you couldn't already tell,
515
00:20:33,517 --> 00:20:36,015
- Jordan has our dad's sense of humor.
- Oh,
516
00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:38,796
- that's a low blow, Liv.
- Growing up, people used to ask,
517
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,796
"what was it like, you know,
having an absentee father
518
00:20:41,796 --> 00:20:44,507
- who was also an NFL star?"
- That's not fair, Jordan.
519
00:20:44,751 --> 00:20:46,573
- He wasn't really a star.
- Right.
520
00:20:48,135 --> 00:20:50,583
Obviously, tonight we're
all here to celebrate our dad
521
00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:52,322
in a very, very mean way.
522
00:20:52,367 --> 00:20:56,427
Yes, and we thought of one
story that would fit perfectly.
523
00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:57,667
Y'all, don't you dare.
524
00:20:57,692 --> 00:20:59,331
- The accidental streaker.
- The accidental streaker.
525
00:20:59,529 --> 00:21:02,089
Oh...
526
00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:04,902
So one morning, our dad went out
527
00:21:04,927 --> 00:21:06,703
to take a shower before
construction started,
528
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:07,973
but, of course, it was the day...
529
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:10,204
Should I be doing a
vibe check over here?
530
00:21:11,211 --> 00:21:12,582
Is it that obvious?
531
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,970
Yeah. It is.
532
00:21:15,081 --> 00:21:16,671
You and Alicia having a good time?
533
00:21:17,257 --> 00:21:19,185
Yeah. Yeah. She's cool.
534
00:21:19,372 --> 00:21:21,437
- But she's not Olivia.
- No.
535
00:21:22,808 --> 00:21:23,815
No. She's not.
536
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,547
And the guy Olivia brought,
537
00:21:25,879 --> 00:21:27,149
he's not you.
538
00:21:27,558 --> 00:21:30,422
You know, before you and Olivia
539
00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:32,466
ever started dating, you were friends,
540
00:21:32,618 --> 00:21:34,166
best friends.
541
00:21:35,512 --> 00:21:37,896
There's nothing wrong with
trying to get back to that place.
542
00:21:37,934 --> 00:21:39,116
And what if she's not ready?
543
00:21:39,129 --> 00:21:40,594
Then at least you know you tried.
544
00:21:47,047 --> 00:21:48,634
♪ Diggy diggy diggy dee ♪
545
00:21:48,666 --> 00:21:52,138
Up next is the woman
who gave me my big break
546
00:21:52,372 --> 00:21:54,698
and then took it away... Layla Keating.
547
00:21:57,974 --> 00:21:59,188
Thank you,
548
00:21:59,226 --> 00:22:00,807
and Jordan already made the joke
549
00:22:00,813 --> 00:22:02,654
about Patience being
more talented than you,
550
00:22:02,686 --> 00:22:04,191
so I don't have to, right?
551
00:22:04,254 --> 00:22:05,993
OK. Great.
552
00:22:06,037 --> 00:22:07,726
Well, when I was a kid,
553
00:22:07,751 --> 00:22:09,496
I spent so much time at the Baker house,
554
00:22:09,515 --> 00:22:11,571
everyone thought I
was their third child,
555
00:22:11,855 --> 00:22:13,657
so Liv was the smart one,
556
00:22:13,701 --> 00:22:15,732
and Jordan was the pretty one,
557
00:22:15,782 --> 00:22:18,299
and, because I wasn't actually
related to Coach Baker,
558
00:22:18,312 --> 00:22:20,614
- I was the lucky one.
- Oh...
559
00:22:20,974 --> 00:22:23,783
I got to grow up enjoying
Coach Baker's famous ribs...
560
00:22:23,859 --> 00:22:25,756
A virgin Billy Bellini.
561
00:22:25,787 --> 00:22:27,204
Thank you.
562
00:22:28,165 --> 00:22:30,144
It's pretty catchy and...
563
00:22:31,876 --> 00:22:33,615
- Tasty.
- Hmm.
564
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,505
Your mom really went all out.
565
00:22:36,802 --> 00:22:39,010
Yeah. Birthdays are kind of her thing.
566
00:22:39,029 --> 00:22:40,762
So does your dad really like Bellinis,
567
00:22:40,781 --> 00:22:42,349
- or is that her thing, too?
- Oh, no.
568
00:22:42,368 --> 00:22:44,164
That man loves a good, sugary cocktail,
569
00:22:44,303 --> 00:22:45,915
well, when no one's looking, of course.
570
00:22:45,959 --> 00:22:49,355
Outing a man's private drink, savage.
571
00:22:54,803 --> 00:22:56,903
Ha! Ha!
572
00:22:57,306 --> 00:22:59,936
Whoa. OK. Slow it down.
573
00:23:00,006 --> 00:23:01,283
If I know that's your fake laugh,
574
00:23:01,327 --> 00:23:02,909
you better believe Spencer will, too.
575
00:23:04,691 --> 00:23:07,448
You know, not all of us
get to live out our dreams.
576
00:23:07,461 --> 00:23:09,599
I mean, take Asher, for instance.
577
00:23:09,611 --> 00:23:12,407
He wanted to play football so bad, but
578
00:23:12,963 --> 00:23:14,803
he just didn't have the heart for it.
579
00:23:16,725 --> 00:23:19,142
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome Asher Adams.
580
00:23:23,328 --> 00:23:25,776
That's good. That's real good.
581
00:23:25,788 --> 00:23:27,591
Shots fired, Coop,
582
00:23:27,724 --> 00:23:29,634
but I guess you got your voice back,
583
00:23:30,038 --> 00:23:31,809
not so sure that's a good thing.
584
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:35,338
- Y'all are cutthroat.
- Ahh,
585
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:38,550
a coach hones your strengths
586
00:23:38,581 --> 00:23:40,770
and draws out your weaknesses.
587
00:23:41,358 --> 00:23:43,798
They mold you into the type
of player you're gonna be,
588
00:23:43,849 --> 00:23:45,859
or if you're Coach Baker,
589
00:23:46,106 --> 00:23:48,756
you just recruit them illegally
and move them into your house.
590
00:23:50,457 --> 00:23:52,152
You still mad I took your spot, Ash?
591
00:23:52,178 --> 00:23:53,962
Ooh, ow.
592
00:23:54,278 --> 00:23:56,998
Who raised y'all?
593
00:23:57,643 --> 00:24:00,045
Now, a Baker is someone who finds
594
00:24:00,046 --> 00:24:02,595
all the right ingredients
to make the perfect dessert.
595
00:24:02,645 --> 00:24:03,866
I think I've forgotten how to laugh.
596
00:24:03,891 --> 00:24:05,655
- Life ain't that deep.
- I don't know.
597
00:24:05,674 --> 00:24:06,831
It's felt pretty deep lately.
598
00:24:06,844 --> 00:24:10,158
Maybe if you stop
overthinking everything
599
00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:12,297
and just start doing
whatever feels good,
600
00:24:12,329 --> 00:24:13,473
things will lighten up.
601
00:24:13,505 --> 00:24:16,662
Yeah. Impulse hasn't really
worked for me in the past, so...
602
00:24:16,726 --> 00:24:19,476
So try happiness.
603
00:24:19,571 --> 00:24:22,648
Right now, that's sipping on
virgin Bellinis while you watch
604
00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:25,240
your dad squirm like a toddler
that's got to take a dump.
605
00:24:25,246 --> 00:24:27,454
That's a very specific image.
606
00:24:28,238 --> 00:24:30,684
- It's a true story, right, Mrs. Baker?
- Um...
607
00:24:32,303 --> 00:24:35,044
And you're right.
608
00:24:36,745 --> 00:24:39,250
Hey, there she is.
609
00:24:43,455 --> 00:24:46,566
I know y'all wish I would
stand up here all night
610
00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:49,558
and make y'all laugh, but
they're not paying me enough,
611
00:24:50,304 --> 00:24:52,669
so I'd like to welcome
612
00:24:52,815 --> 00:24:55,168
Billy's better half,
the love of his life...
613
00:24:55,212 --> 00:24:57,361
Spencer James.
614
00:25:01,883 --> 00:25:04,429
- She is just kidding, Mrs. Baker.
- No, she's not,
615
00:25:04,448 --> 00:25:06,211
but it's OK because most of the time,
616
00:25:06,221 --> 00:25:08,464
- I like you better than I like Billy, anyway.
- Hey.
617
00:25:09,995 --> 00:25:11,323
Well, all right, then.
618
00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:13,783
As Coop said, I'm Spencer James.
619
00:25:13,802 --> 00:25:15,877
The part she left out
is that I am the son
620
00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:18,688
Coach Baker never had.
621
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,642
If you look around this room,
622
00:25:20,718 --> 00:25:23,867
it's clear to see that
Billy has lived many lives
623
00:25:23,911 --> 00:25:26,385
- and been called many things...
- Now, careful.
624
00:25:26,397 --> 00:25:28,422
NFL player, principal,
625
00:25:28,434 --> 00:25:30,217
son, father,
626
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,874
trophy husband,
627
00:25:33,336 --> 00:25:34,664
ugly cryer,
628
00:25:34,746 --> 00:25:37,541
bad golfer, and even worse dancer...
629
00:25:39,527 --> 00:25:40,928
But no matter what,
630
00:25:42,411 --> 00:25:44,799
coach will always be my favorite.
631
00:25:45,245 --> 00:25:47,066
Coach Baker changed my life
632
00:25:47,142 --> 00:25:49,020
the day he stepped on
that field at Crenshaw
633
00:25:49,039 --> 00:25:50,329
and asked me to come play for him.
634
00:25:50,392 --> 00:25:51,866
He took a chance on some kid
635
00:25:51,886 --> 00:25:53,576
who liked to do things his own way,
636
00:25:53,606 --> 00:25:54,785
get into fights,
637
00:25:54,871 --> 00:25:56,824
and live and die on that football field.
638
00:25:57,634 --> 00:25:59,910
That kid is you, by the
way, because I'm perfect.
639
00:26:00,578 --> 00:26:01,863
No, but for real,
640
00:26:01,918 --> 00:26:03,331
the friends I made at Beverly,
641
00:26:03,371 --> 00:26:05,102
the kind of football player I am,
642
00:26:05,193 --> 00:26:08,042
even the most important
relationship in my life
643
00:26:08,330 --> 00:26:10,434
can all be traced back to Coach Baker...
644
00:26:15,226 --> 00:26:16,936
Which from now on, is this track suit
645
00:26:16,956 --> 00:26:18,074
because this is fire.
646
00:26:18,104 --> 00:26:19,536
How you gonna hold out on us like that?
647
00:26:19,568 --> 00:26:21,074
Some secrets are meant to be kept.
648
00:26:21,094 --> 00:26:23,388
I guess so. Happy birthday, Coach.
649
00:26:23,660 --> 00:26:25,083
I love you.
650
00:26:29,178 --> 00:26:30,743
Love you, too, man.
651
00:26:32,456 --> 00:26:34,531
All jokes aside, Coach Baker,
652
00:26:35,416 --> 00:26:37,446
you made me the person I am today.
653
00:26:38,028 --> 00:26:39,559
I just love you, man.
654
00:26:40,672 --> 00:26:41,938
All right.
655
00:26:42,692 --> 00:26:44,867
- I have no idea who that was.
- No idea.
656
00:26:45,450 --> 00:26:48,298
And now I need you guys to
give a big round of applause
657
00:26:48,338 --> 00:26:51,236
for the biggest,
baddest boss lady I know
658
00:26:51,237 --> 00:26:53,356
and Billy's true better half...
659
00:26:53,374 --> 00:26:54,540
Ms. Laura Baker.
660
00:26:54,566 --> 00:26:55,613
All right.
661
00:26:56,473 --> 00:26:58,291
Smart move not roasting me.
662
00:26:58,710 --> 00:27:00,208
I know when to keep my mouth shut.
663
00:27:00,246 --> 00:27:02,328
I think we can all agree that Billy's
664
00:27:02,369 --> 00:27:05,434
being a good sport by
letting us roast him tonight,
665
00:27:06,036 --> 00:27:08,037
- but you're not done yet, babe.
- I know it.
666
00:27:08,088 --> 00:27:09,771
Do you remember the movie
667
00:27:09,783 --> 00:27:12,882
- "10 Things I Hate About You"?
- Ugh, how could I forget?
668
00:27:13,388 --> 00:27:15,317
When Billy and I started dating,
669
00:27:15,349 --> 00:27:16,949
we must have watched it 50 times.
670
00:27:16,974 --> 00:27:20,411
- Hours of my life I will never get back.
- Oh, please.
671
00:27:20,494 --> 00:27:22,587
You tried to grow your
hair out like Heath.
672
00:27:23,972 --> 00:27:26,142
You can see how well
that worked out for him.
673
00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:29,228
When Billy proposed to me,
674
00:27:29,279 --> 00:27:32,276
he listed the 10 things
he loved about me,
675
00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:35,147
but tonight's not a love
fest. It's a roast, babe,
676
00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:37,614
so this is for you.
677
00:27:37,749 --> 00:27:40,143
I hate the way you comb your hair
678
00:27:40,181 --> 00:27:41,895
when you don't have any at all.
679
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:46,917
I hate the way you say, "OK,"
680
00:27:47,227 --> 00:27:49,382
just so you can stall.
681
00:27:49,494 --> 00:27:51,709
I hate the way you pace around
682
00:27:51,729 --> 00:27:53,228
when things don't make sense,
683
00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:55,738
and I hate the way you mansplain to me
684
00:27:55,751 --> 00:27:58,497
- just so you can vent...
- I hate that.
685
00:27:58,554 --> 00:28:00,135
But most of all,
686
00:28:00,552 --> 00:28:02,620
I don't hate anything about you,
687
00:28:02,706 --> 00:28:04,460
not even a little bit at all.
688
00:28:04,593 --> 00:28:07,432
Billy Baker, I'd rather fight with you
689
00:28:07,451 --> 00:28:09,468
than love anyone else.
690
00:28:10,158 --> 00:28:12,599
Happy birthday, babe.
691
00:28:20,884 --> 00:28:23,129
Now, guys, this would
not be a true roast
692
00:28:23,154 --> 00:28:26,530
if we did not get to hear
from the man of honor,
693
00:28:26,593 --> 00:28:30,527
the legend himself... Mr. Billy Baker.
694
00:28:33,828 --> 00:28:36,813
Thank you, Coop. Thank
you. Thank you so much.
695
00:28:36,826 --> 00:28:41,563
One of these days, I
hope to be as hood as you
696
00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:43,789
as you sleep peacefully every night
697
00:28:44,535 --> 00:28:47,399
in my very expensive
Beverly Hills mansion.
698
00:28:47,576 --> 00:28:51,074
Until that day, enjoy the thread count.
699
00:28:51,156 --> 00:28:52,680
- You know I will.
- All right.
700
00:28:52,722 --> 00:28:55,615
Where is Spencer? There you are.
701
00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:57,764
I know he's feeling proud of
that little speech you gave me.
702
00:28:57,793 --> 00:28:59,360
Thank you. Y'all don't know this.
703
00:28:59,401 --> 00:29:03,512
Spencer has a sandwich
named after him right here,
704
00:29:03,532 --> 00:29:07,180
yes, right here at the Slauson Cafe.
705
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:10,057
It's cute, not as cute
as having an actual
706
00:29:10,335 --> 00:29:12,131
football field named after you,
707
00:29:12,188 --> 00:29:13,953
but you're on your way, buddy.
708
00:29:16,444 --> 00:29:19,346
There they are... Jordan and Olivia,
709
00:29:19,481 --> 00:29:20,617
my pride and joy.
710
00:29:20,662 --> 00:29:23,584
These days, they're more
of a pain in my neck,
711
00:29:23,685 --> 00:29:26,714
my shoulder, my lower back, right,
712
00:29:26,752 --> 00:29:28,687
oh, and, of course, my bank account.
713
00:29:29,424 --> 00:29:31,843
Nobody laughed at that. Exactly.
714
00:29:31,976 --> 00:29:33,886
All the adults know
what I'm talking about.
715
00:29:33,896 --> 00:29:37,048
Y'all don't know this,
but for the longest time,
716
00:29:37,092 --> 00:29:42,056
for years, I called them
both Thing 1 and Thing 2
717
00:29:42,094 --> 00:29:44,403
because right after they were born,
718
00:29:44,732 --> 00:29:47,520
trying to tell them apart
was virtually impossible
719
00:29:47,659 --> 00:29:49,916
unless I took off their diapers.
720
00:29:50,486 --> 00:29:52,857
Even then, it was a little iffy, right?
721
00:29:52,908 --> 00:29:56,267
He's fine now, but it was iffy.
722
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:58,955
And, of course, my beautiful wife,
723
00:29:58,980 --> 00:30:01,061
who put together this whole thing,
724
00:30:01,111 --> 00:30:02,509
I just want to tell you that I love you.
725
00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:05,007
- That's what I thought. Mm-hmm.
- Yes. Exactly.
726
00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:08,252
And to the rest of y'all... Ash, Layla,
727
00:30:08,263 --> 00:30:10,560
and my man here, OK, and, of course,
728
00:30:10,598 --> 00:30:13,279
how could I forget you?
I'm coming for you all...
729
00:30:14,690 --> 00:30:15,961
Because I don't forget.
730
00:30:16,063 --> 00:30:17,486
On a more serious note...
731
00:30:20,674 --> 00:30:23,255
I don't know what I did
right to deserve you all.
732
00:30:23,312 --> 00:30:25,677
Like Spencer said, I
have lived many lives,
733
00:30:26,113 --> 00:30:30,078
and to most of y'all, I'm Coach Baker,
734
00:30:30,426 --> 00:30:32,618
and you will never know
how much that means to me.
735
00:30:32,753 --> 00:30:34,575
You all know I grew up
on the football field,
736
00:30:34,588 --> 00:30:37,464
and it was where I
learned how to be the man,
737
00:30:37,491 --> 00:30:40,937
the husband, and the father
that I've always wanted to be,
738
00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:44,516
and though I am not perfect,
739
00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:48,235
I know I can always come
back home to the field
740
00:30:49,158 --> 00:30:50,531
whenever I need to be centered,
741
00:30:50,556 --> 00:30:53,458
so I thank you all for
reminding me of that.
742
00:30:53,528 --> 00:30:55,103
Thank you very much. This is great.
743
00:31:06,385 --> 00:31:07,725
What's up, Liv?
744
00:31:09,357 --> 00:31:10,793
You look great.
745
00:31:13,373 --> 00:31:15,340
Yeah. Who knew polyester was my thing?
746
00:31:15,346 --> 00:31:17,243
That's what I'm saying, right?
747
00:31:21,299 --> 00:31:24,047
So... you and Noah.
748
00:31:25,692 --> 00:31:27,368
You and Alicia.
749
00:31:31,168 --> 00:31:33,932
Uh, this is strange.
750
00:31:34,469 --> 00:31:35,829
If you'd had told me 6 months ago
751
00:31:35,848 --> 00:31:39,082
we'd be having a conversation
like this, I'd say you was crazy.
752
00:31:39,217 --> 00:31:43,260
- Life was so much easier back then.
- Ain't that the truth?
753
00:31:44,540 --> 00:31:46,091
Well, let's hope in 6 months,
754
00:31:46,124 --> 00:31:47,624
things will be a little more normal.
755
00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:49,076
Then we'll be friends again
756
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,087
like it was before we dated?
757
00:31:52,807 --> 00:31:54,154
No.
758
00:31:55,109 --> 00:31:56,911
Things will never be the same...
759
00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:00,235
But that's OK.
760
00:32:00,282 --> 00:32:02,694
I don't want to erase the
time that we spent together,
761
00:32:03,403 --> 00:32:05,819
but our relationship
is important to me, too.
762
00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:10,112
I'd like to find what our
new version of friendship is.
763
00:32:10,328 --> 00:32:12,845
Well, this seems like
a great first step.
764
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,120
To friendship.
765
00:32:18,062 --> 00:32:19,232
To friendship.
766
00:32:19,256 --> 00:32:21,629
♪ Don't see each other's angles ♪
767
00:32:21,996 --> 00:32:24,993
♪ And that's OK ♪
768
00:32:27,650 --> 00:32:29,794
Hey, Grace. Everything OK?
769
00:32:30,509 --> 00:32:31,862
You tell me.
770
00:32:32,115 --> 00:32:35,662
Uh, no. I'm good.
771
00:32:35,694 --> 00:32:37,535
My ego's a little bruised,
772
00:32:37,674 --> 00:32:40,171
but I'll manage. Want to have a seat?
773
00:32:40,443 --> 00:32:42,391
You know, I wasn't
gonna roast you tonight,
774
00:32:42,422 --> 00:32:44,021
but I changed my mind.
775
00:32:44,236 --> 00:32:45,565
To Billy Baker,
776
00:32:45,653 --> 00:32:48,189
the man who will say
anything to get ahead...
777
00:32:48,218 --> 00:32:50,652
To Coach Baker,
778
00:32:50,787 --> 00:32:53,546
the man who will do
anything to get ahead...
779
00:32:53,577 --> 00:32:55,462
OK. Ha ha ha. Very funny.
780
00:32:55,492 --> 00:32:56,891
And to Principal Baker,
781
00:32:56,941 --> 00:33:00,072
the man who will use
anyone to get ahead.
782
00:33:02,429 --> 00:33:04,598
- Grace, are you OK?
- Tell me you aren't considering
783
00:33:04,642 --> 00:33:06,710
the head-coaching job at GAU.
784
00:33:07,766 --> 00:33:10,277
I can't believe I was stupid enough
785
00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:11,805
to think for one second
786
00:33:11,882 --> 00:33:13,868
you would honor your
commitment as principal.
787
00:33:13,912 --> 00:33:15,759
You looked me in my eye today
788
00:33:15,803 --> 00:33:18,657
and told me that you
loved that job. You lied.
789
00:33:18,688 --> 00:33:20,908
- I do love that j...
- I knew as soon as
790
00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:23,653
some shiny coaching job
came along, you'd jump ship.
791
00:33:23,691 --> 00:33:26,328
GAU, their program is
dangling by a thread,
792
00:33:26,366 --> 00:33:28,346
and they trust me to rebuild it.
793
00:33:28,365 --> 00:33:30,383
D1 programs don't just fall in your lap.
794
00:33:30,393 --> 00:33:32,344
Well, somehow it just fell into yours.
795
00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:34,560
Was that when you went
behind my son's back?
796
00:33:34,570 --> 00:33:35,948
Easy.
797
00:33:36,506 --> 00:33:37,830
I went in there.
798
00:33:37,966 --> 00:33:40,125
I went in there, and I
fought for Kenny. I did.
799
00:33:40,163 --> 00:33:42,275
I didn't know they were
gonna offer me that damn job,
800
00:33:42,370 --> 00:33:44,878
- and I still don't know if I'm gonna take it...
- Right.
801
00:33:45,017 --> 00:33:47,218
But you asked me to look after Spencer
802
00:33:47,237 --> 00:33:48,635
when you went away to Oakland,
803
00:33:48,642 --> 00:33:52,077
and this will give me a chance
to do that and so much more.
804
00:33:52,102 --> 00:33:54,397
I can build a whole
program around Spencer
805
00:33:54,415 --> 00:33:55,656
and Jordan, for that matter.
806
00:33:55,669 --> 00:33:57,591
Even if that's not what Spencer wants.
807
00:33:59,539 --> 00:34:01,530
- You don't get it. They don't get it.
- Right,
808
00:34:01,599 --> 00:34:04,477
and while you continue playing
unasked hero to our boys,
809
00:34:04,527 --> 00:34:06,929
think about the boys that you're
leaving behind at Crenshaw,
810
00:34:06,998 --> 00:34:09,161
the ones who wouldn't
have a chance without you,
811
00:34:09,186 --> 00:34:13,247
the ones who need you more than
the kids that made it to college.
812
00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:15,714
Oh...
813
00:34:25,699 --> 00:34:27,265
What, you lost your voice or something?
814
00:34:27,321 --> 00:34:29,058
You ain't said two words since we left.
815
00:34:29,090 --> 00:34:32,133
I said 3 words at the party
that you completely ignored.
816
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,746
Wait. When you said, "I love you"?
817
00:34:35,188 --> 00:34:36,978
I didn't think you meant it like that.
818
00:34:36,978 --> 00:34:38,898
You knew exactly what I meant,
819
00:34:39,103 --> 00:34:41,342
but how can you even
think of me in that way
820
00:34:41,355 --> 00:34:43,050
when Patience is all over this house?
821
00:34:43,075 --> 00:34:45,066
She's not even in town right now.
822
00:34:45,098 --> 00:34:46,894
You're literally sitting on her face.
823
00:34:48,373 --> 00:34:49,714
Oh...
824
00:34:50,473 --> 00:34:51,618
Right.
825
00:34:51,687 --> 00:34:52,991
Look, Skye.
826
00:34:53,123 --> 00:34:55,046
I care about you a lot, OK,
827
00:34:55,077 --> 00:34:57,038
more than I expected
to care about someone
828
00:34:57,082 --> 00:34:58,612
so soon after my breakup,
829
00:34:58,650 --> 00:35:01,327
but that's the thing. I'm
not ready to go all in yet.
830
00:35:01,354 --> 00:35:03,135
I'm not asking you to go all in.
831
00:35:03,156 --> 00:35:04,970
But you kind of are, and I get it.
832
00:35:05,331 --> 00:35:07,675
Patience and I dove head
first into our relationship,
833
00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:09,401
and it stayed that way until the end,
834
00:35:09,427 --> 00:35:10,824
and, while I like you a lot
835
00:35:10,849 --> 00:35:12,544
and love the time we spend together,
836
00:35:12,784 --> 00:35:15,314
- I just got to take it slow.
- How slow?
837
00:35:16,336 --> 00:35:18,113
I...
838
00:35:18,721 --> 00:35:20,730
Can't give you that answer right now,
839
00:35:20,951 --> 00:35:22,951
but if Patience is the real reason
840
00:35:22,959 --> 00:35:24,239
you want me to move out of this house,
841
00:35:24,263 --> 00:35:25,451
you should've just said that.
842
00:35:25,464 --> 00:35:27,189
I don't want this to
be another relationship
843
00:35:27,213 --> 00:35:29,113
where we tiptoeing around our feelings.
844
00:35:29,359 --> 00:35:30,737
That didn't work out well for me,
845
00:35:30,783 --> 00:35:32,578
and I want this to work.
846
00:35:32,616 --> 00:35:33,868
I want it to work, too.
847
00:35:33,893 --> 00:35:36,594
Then don't confuse where I'm living
848
00:35:37,144 --> 00:35:39,408
with where I'm living.
849
00:35:48,968 --> 00:35:51,639
Um, hey, so I take back what I said
850
00:35:51,715 --> 00:35:53,973
about not being able to
talk to you for 24 hours.
851
00:35:54,005 --> 00:35:57,154
That was the longest 6 hours of my life.
852
00:35:57,414 --> 00:36:00,569
Well, I'm sorry that I went to Simone
853
00:36:00,607 --> 00:36:02,455
without telling you
first. OK. You're right.
854
00:36:02,505 --> 00:36:05,470
We're a team, and it's important
that we're a united front
855
00:36:05,489 --> 00:36:08,183
when making important decisions
that affect our relationship.
856
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:10,125
OK. No. I'm sorry.
857
00:36:10,189 --> 00:36:12,528
I have absolutely no
say how you and Simone
858
00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:13,667
choose to move forward as friends,
859
00:36:13,692 --> 00:36:15,178
and I understand that you needed to do
860
00:36:15,235 --> 00:36:17,101
what you did for yourself and for her.
861
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,979
Yeah. Well, backfired anyway, so...
862
00:36:23,483 --> 00:36:25,772
Well, what do you mean?
863
00:36:26,455 --> 00:36:30,395
Well, Simone wants us to be
happy but from a distance,
864
00:36:30,452 --> 00:36:32,690
so she ended our friendship.
865
00:36:33,645 --> 00:36:34,942
I'm sorry,
866
00:36:36,346 --> 00:36:38,477
but you know what? Who knows?
Maybe she'll come around.
867
00:36:38,591 --> 00:36:40,735
Yeah. I don't think she will,
868
00:36:40,748 --> 00:36:43,189
but thanks for trying
to make me feel better.
869
00:36:43,227 --> 00:36:44,530
Yeah.
870
00:36:44,783 --> 00:36:48,511
So what do we do when
everyone finds out about us?
871
00:36:48,543 --> 00:36:50,999
What are we gonna do? Well...
872
00:36:52,161 --> 00:36:53,766
We...
873
00:36:54,466 --> 00:36:57,931
- Will face it together as a team.
- Mm.
874
00:37:02,396 --> 00:37:03,926
Want me to deal you in for Go Fish,
875
00:37:03,942 --> 00:37:06,298
or you want to just straight
to cheating at strip poker?
876
00:37:07,910 --> 00:37:10,124
Though not much gonna get
me out of this track suit.
877
00:37:10,326 --> 00:37:13,033
Uh, I'm gonna call it a night.
878
00:37:13,975 --> 00:37:15,942
I just came back in for my cards.
879
00:37:16,050 --> 00:37:17,403
OK.
880
00:37:18,098 --> 00:37:19,395
Thanks.
881
00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:22,033
I don't need to be good at cards
882
00:37:22,059 --> 00:37:24,313
to know when somebody got
they poker face on. What's up?
883
00:37:24,414 --> 00:37:27,177
I'm good, you know, just a long night.
884
00:37:28,177 --> 00:37:30,795
A long night at a family
party you wanted to go to.
885
00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:32,338
Look, Spence.
886
00:37:32,636 --> 00:37:34,716
I've made a career reading brides,
887
00:37:35,627 --> 00:37:37,903
and I can tell when someone's in love.
888
00:37:40,578 --> 00:37:42,539
Liv and I are still finding our way
889
00:37:43,532 --> 00:37:44,955
not being together.
890
00:37:45,739 --> 00:37:47,149
It's gonna take time,
891
00:37:48,231 --> 00:37:50,419
but honestly, I'm a little confused.
892
00:37:51,203 --> 00:37:52,614
You're the one who said you wanted
893
00:37:52,633 --> 00:37:55,756
to keep our thing light
and fun, your words.
894
00:37:57,116 --> 00:37:59,195
This is starting to feel a
little outside those rules.
895
00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:00,789
Yeah. Well, the funny thing about rules
896
00:38:00,826 --> 00:38:03,147
is that the lines tend to blur.
897
00:38:05,981 --> 00:38:07,429
Some advice...
898
00:38:08,074 --> 00:38:11,319
either move forward or move backwards,
899
00:38:11,901 --> 00:38:13,305
but make a move.
900
00:38:19,681 --> 00:38:21,860
Oh, man, wow.
901
00:38:21,884 --> 00:38:24,390
Thank you for everything tonight.
902
00:38:24,454 --> 00:38:27,039
Hey, the 3 virgin Billy Bellinis I had
903
00:38:27,058 --> 00:38:30,113
were worth every second
of being your faux...
904
00:38:30,151 --> 00:38:31,885
- I mean, pretend...
- Thank you.
905
00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:34,305
- Date.
- Well, I don't know if it was the sugar
906
00:38:34,330 --> 00:38:35,716
or the company, but
907
00:38:36,133 --> 00:38:37,493
for the first time in a long time,
908
00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:39,561
I felt a little bit
of my old self return.
909
00:38:39,605 --> 00:38:41,868
Told you, being a plus-one's
my hidden talent...
910
00:38:41,912 --> 00:38:43,063
You did.
911
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,213
And, for the record, I
had a great time, too.
912
00:38:46,008 --> 00:38:48,027
If I'm being honest...
913
00:38:49,622 --> 00:38:51,228
Spending time with you is
914
00:38:51,690 --> 00:38:53,030
all I want to do.
915
00:38:54,549 --> 00:39:00,549
- Uh, Noah...
- Hey, I know tonight was tough.
916
00:39:00,904 --> 00:39:03,842
I just hope tomorrow you'll be
able to find that laugh again.
917
00:39:04,967 --> 00:39:06,403
It's too good to hold in.
918
00:39:09,064 --> 00:39:10,457
Good night.
919
00:39:11,114 --> 00:39:12,443
Noah...
920
00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:25,851
- Yeah. Hey.
- Dad, is everything OK?
921
00:39:25,851 --> 00:39:27,006
- I got your text.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
922
00:39:27,047 --> 00:39:29,202
Have a... have a seat. Yeah.
923
00:39:29,278 --> 00:39:30,431
OK.
924
00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:32,976
Um, what's going on?
925
00:39:32,991 --> 00:39:35,082
- You're kind of stressing me out.
- OK, so
926
00:39:35,992 --> 00:39:38,630
I've been offered the
head-coaching job at GAU.
927
00:39:40,666 --> 00:39:42,635
- Are you gonna take it?
- I think I am, yeah,
928
00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:44,824
b-b-but I want to know how you...
929
00:39:45,405 --> 00:39:47,005
I want to know how you feel about it.
930
00:39:47,037 --> 00:39:48,498
- Honestly?
- Yeah.
931
00:39:48,612 --> 00:39:50,676
This is the best news
I've heard in a long time.
932
00:39:50,738 --> 00:39:52,919
- For real? Do you mean it?
- Are you kidding me?
933
00:39:53,078 --> 00:39:55,975
Dad, you are the perfect
person for the job.
934
00:39:56,110 --> 00:39:57,764
Thank you, son.
935
00:39:57,903 --> 00:39:59,844
Thank you, son.
936
00:40:00,087 --> 00:40:02,783
I didn't know how bad I
wanted this until tonight.
937
00:40:02,847 --> 00:40:05,663
Listen, if anyone can save that program,
938
00:40:05,796 --> 00:40:07,320
- it's you...
- Right.
939
00:40:07,782 --> 00:40:09,951
But have you talked to Spencer, though?
940
00:40:09,983 --> 00:40:12,786
- I mean, I know he was pushing for Kenny.
- Nobody else knows.
941
00:40:13,892 --> 00:40:15,391
Wait. You told me first?
942
00:40:15,796 --> 00:40:18,116
Yeah, but look, look.
943
00:40:18,369 --> 00:40:23,225
Um, no one else can
know about this but us &
944
00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:26,065
before I go to A.D. Barnes, OK?
945
00:40:26,665 --> 00:40:28,219
Now, son...
946
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:32,747
&I know that you've decided to move on
947
00:40:33,165 --> 00:40:37,238
from GAU, and I fully
support that decision.
948
00:40:37,294 --> 00:40:38,831
I understand it's important
949
00:40:38,884 --> 00:40:41,785
for you to have your
person on the field, OK,
950
00:40:41,921 --> 00:40:45,428
but if there's any
way I can convince you
951
00:40:45,833 --> 00:40:50,076
to not leave, right,
952
00:40:50,278 --> 00:40:52,365
I promise that I will be the coach
953
00:40:52,397 --> 00:40:56,805
that you need and deserve in college.
954
00:40:56,912 --> 00:40:58,625
- Mm-hmm.
- I promise,
955
00:40:59,745 --> 00:41:01,414
so...
956
00:41:02,224 --> 00:41:04,146
will you stay and play for me, son?
957
00:41:06,474 --> 00:41:08,953
Heh. Yeah. Of course.
958
00:41:08,991 --> 00:41:10,433
Of course.
959
00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:13,328
Ohh!
960
00:41:13,354 --> 00:41:15,321
OK. Oh, my God.
961
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:18,014
Oh, what a night.
962
00:41:18,204 --> 00:41:20,390
You know, people actually
laughed at my jokes.
963
00:41:20,525 --> 00:41:23,326
You were really great.
964
00:41:24,047 --> 00:41:26,696
I'm just bummed J.J. didn't show up.
965
00:41:28,088 --> 00:41:29,399
Ohh... mm...
966
00:41:29,416 --> 00:41:31,414
Ahh...
967
00:41:35,038 --> 00:41:36,538
Oh, my God, Jaymee,
968
00:41:36,979 --> 00:41:38,574
is it your lupus?
969
00:41:38,857 --> 00:41:41,286
Yep. I'm sorry, Ash. I think...
970
00:41:41,981 --> 00:41:43,651
I think I need to go to the hospital,
971
00:41:44,144 --> 00:41:46,478
like, right now.
972
00:41:51,803 --> 00:41:56,803
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