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MONK, I WASN'T JUST HANGING OUT. 13 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:11,639 I SPENT SEVEN HOURS REORGANIZING THE UTENSIL DRAWER. 14 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:12,840 THAT WAS WORK. 15 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:16,144 BUT YOU SAID IT WAS FUN. 16 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:18,212 I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER THAT. 17 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:20,748 I SAID, "ISN'T THIS FUN?" 18 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:23,617 AND YOU SAID, "UH-HUH." 19 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,186 SO... 20 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:27,421 YOU MEAN UNLESS I'M COMPLAINING, 21 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:28,856 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PAY ME? 22 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:30,458 IS THAT THE NEW RULE? 23 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:32,893 EVEN IF I WANTED TO, 24 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,429 I'VE ALREADY TORN IT OUT OF THE CHECKBOOK. 25 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:37,765 YEAH, SO YOU JUST VOID IT OUT. 26 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,133 VOID. WRITE "VOID." 27 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:40,268 AND THEN YOU JUST WRITE ANOTHER ONE. 28 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:42,803 NATALIE, I CAN'T DO THAT. 29 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,472 I WISH I COULD. 30 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:45,639 IF IT WERE UP TO ME-- 31 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,208 OF COURSE IT'S UP TO YOU. 32 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:48,509 I NEED YOU TO USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE. 33 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,511 WHAT-- OH, MY GOD! 34 00:01:50,544 --> 00:01:52,180 GOD! 35 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:54,148 I'M A LITTLE SHORT OF CASH RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 36 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,749 BUT I'M GOOD FOR IT. YOU KNOW I'M GOOD FOR IT. 37 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:56,850 JUST KEEP TRACK-- 38 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:58,552 YEAH, I HAVE BEEN KEEPING TRACK. 39 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:00,921 IT'S OVER $1,800, MR. MONK. 40 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,723 SHH. [knocking] 41 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:05,159 I'M SORRY, THE DOOR WAS OPEN. 42 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:06,327 I THOUGHT I HEARD SCREAMING. 43 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,196 OH, NO, THAT'S JUST ME. 44 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:09,230 I SCREAM EVERY PAYDAY. 45 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:11,165 CAN I HELP YOU? 46 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,466 MY NAME IS LINDA KLOSTER. 47 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,168 MY HUSBAND IS PATRICK KLOSTER 48 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:16,570 PATRICK. THE CHESS PLAYER. 49 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:17,871 I WAS JUST READING ABOUT HIM. 50 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:19,607 HE'S SOME SORT OF SUPER GENIUS, 51 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,774 LIKE OFF THE CHARTS. 52 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:24,745 YES, PATRICK HAS AN I.Q. OF 180. 53 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:26,614 FOUR POINTS HIGHER THAN ALBERT EINSTEIN'S. 54 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,249 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 55 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,617 WELL, IT'S MY HUSBAND. 56 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,319 HE'S GONNA KILL SOMEONE. 57 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:32,786 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 58 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,222 HE TOLD ME. 59 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:35,756 HE TALKS ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. 60 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,458 HE SAYS HE HAS A PERFECT PLAN. HE SAYS IT'S FOOLPROOF. 61 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,293 AND THAT HE'LL NEVER GET CAUGHT. 62 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:41,462 DID HE SAY WHO HE'S GOING TO KILL? 63 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,397 YES. 64 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:46,567 IT'S ME. 65 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,403 HE'S GONNA KILL ME. 66 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:52,540 [Randy Newman ragtime theme] 67 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,808 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 68 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:58,946 * DISORDER AND CONFUSION EVERYWHERE * 69 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:01,849 * NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE 70 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:02,916 * WELL, I DO 71 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:06,254 * HEY, WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE? 72 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:09,590 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE 73 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,693 * POISON IN THE VERY AIR WE BREATHE * 74 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:15,296 * DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THE WATER THAT YOU DRINK? * 75 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:19,367 * WELL, I DO, AND IT'S A-MA-ZING * 76 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,403 * PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY 'CAUSE I WORRY ALL THE TIME * 77 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:25,773 * IF YOU PAID ATTENTION, YOU'D BE WORRIED TOO * 78 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:30,010 * YOU'D BETTER PAY ATTENTION OR THIS WORLD WE LOVE SO MUCH * 79 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,814 * MIGHT JUST KILL YOU 80 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,716 * I COULD BE WRONG NOW 81 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:38,018 * BUT I DON'T THINK SO 82 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,588 * 'CAUSE IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE * 83 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:49,830 * IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE * 84 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,432 UM, CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK? 85 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:52,500 WE HAVE SOME WINE. 86 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:53,634 OH, NO, THANK YOU. 87 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:55,569 I'M THREE YEARS SOBER. 88 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:56,904 THREE YEARS AND TWO MONTHS. 89 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:58,272 CONGRATULATIONS. 90 00:03:58,306 --> 00:03:59,373 MRS. KLOSTER, 91 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:00,974 ISN'T IT POSSIBLE 92 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:03,444 THAT YOU MISUNDERSTOOD YOUR HUSBAND? 93 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,679 PATRICK IS NOT AN AMBIGUOUS MAN. 94 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:08,015 HE SAID HE'S GONNA KILL ME. 95 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,418 IN FACT, HE TELLS ME EVERY DAY. 96 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,286 AS I'M GOING TO BED HE'LL SAY, 97 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,322 "GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART. IT WON'T BE LONG NOW." 98 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:15,723 [sighs] 99 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,791 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO THE POLICE? 100 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,693 I CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING, AND HE KNOWS IT. 101 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:21,495 IT'LL BE HIS WORD AGAINST MINE. 102 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:23,331 WELL, CAN'T YOU LEAVE, GO SOMEPLACE? 103 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,065 YOU MEAN HIDE FROM PATRICK? 104 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,767 IMPOSSIBLE. 105 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,969 I MEAN, HE'D FIND ME IN TWO MINUTES. 106 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,972 HE'S A CHESS GRANDMASTER, THE BEST IN THE WORLD. 107 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,707 HE CAN ANTICIPATE MY EVERY MOVE. 108 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:36,009 MURDERING ME IS GONNA MAKE HIM A FORTUNE. 109 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:38,812 HE'S TAKEN OUT A $10 MILLION INSURANCE POLICY ON MY LIFE. 110 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,881 DID HE SAY WHEN HE-- 111 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:42,550 NO, BUT IT'LL BE SOON. 112 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:45,953 WHEN HE LEFT THIS MORNING, THE WAY HE KISSED ME, 113 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:47,388 IT WAS DIFFERENT. 114 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:48,756 YOU KNOW, THE WAY HE SMILED. 115 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,324 IT'S DEFINITELY COMING. 116 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:51,892 WHERE IS HE NOW? 117 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:53,927 HE'S PLAYING A TOURNAMENT IN VANCOUVER. 118 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,396 I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING IT. 119 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:56,464 THAT'S RIGHT. 120 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:58,432 HE'S IN CANADA UNTIL TUESDAY. 121 00:04:58,466 --> 00:04:59,800 AT LEAST YOU'RE SAFE UNTIL THEN. 122 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,403 AM I? 123 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:06,407 MRS. KLOSTER, I HAVE FRIENDS AT THE DEPARTMENT. 124 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,041 OH, I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT, MR. MONK. 125 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:09,910 BUT THE POLICE CAN'T PROTECT ME. 126 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:11,945 PATRICK IS SMARTER THAN ALL OF THEM PUT TOGETHER. 127 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,881 MY HUSBAND'S GONNA MURDER ME. 128 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,916 I'M ALREADY DEAD. 129 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:19,119 AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU OR ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT. 130 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,955 HERE'S A CHECK FOR $5,000. 131 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,558 I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED. 132 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:27,595 IF--IF YOU DON'T THINK HE CAN BE STOPPED-- 133 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:30,130 I'M HIRING YOU TO CATCH HIM. 134 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,732 YOU MEAN AFTER? 135 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:32,833 THAT'S RIGHT. 136 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,668 AFTER HE'S KILLED ME. 137 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,970 MR. MONK, 138 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,640 YOU ARE THE ONLY MAN SMART ENOUGH IN THIS WORLD 139 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:42,576 TO MAKE HIM PAY FOR WHAT HE DID. 140 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,678 OR, RATHER, WHAT HE'S GONNA DO. 141 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:49,149 I CAN'T--I CAN'T. 142 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,051 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 143 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:57,458 SAY YES, MR. MONK. 144 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:59,993 PROMISE ME. 145 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:03,597 PROMISE ME YOU WON'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT. 146 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,735 I PROMISE. 147 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:16,444 (announcer) ONCE AGAIN, KLOSTER IS ON THE ATTACK. 148 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:18,479 HIS DYNAMIC STYLE OF PLAY 149 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:20,881 HAS CERTAINLY BEEN ON DISPLAY TODAY. 150 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:23,684 YOUR SISTER CALLED AGAIN. 151 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,453 SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 152 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:26,620 FRANKLY, SO AM I. 153 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:31,425 LOOKS LIKE HE'S WINNING AGAIN. 154 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:33,160 I'M SURE HE IS. 155 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:34,628 IS THE HOUSE ALARM ON? 156 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:36,129 YES, I SET IT MYSELF. 157 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:38,499 YOU'LL CHECK IT AGAIN BEFORE YOU LEAVE? 158 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:40,534 I ALWAYS DO. 159 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,645 AND DON'T OPEN THE DOOR FOR ANYONE. 160 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:52,880 MAKE SURE MICHAEL KNOWS. 161 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,486 LET ME MAKE YOU SOME LUNCH. 162 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:01,589 NO, I THINK I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A BATH 163 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,190 AND MAYBE LIE DOWN. 164 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:04,592 I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH. 165 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:05,893 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 166 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,068 HOW DOES SHE LOOK? 167 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,770 SCARED TO DEATH. 168 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,906 OF WHAT? THE SON OF A BITCH IS IN CANADA. 169 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,909 I DON'T BLAME HER. 170 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,678 WHAT SHE NEEDS IS A GOOD THERAPIST. 171 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:26,514 THEY BOTH DO. 172 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,549 I'M HAPPY I'M NOT A GENIUS. 173 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,618 IT SCREWS WITH YOUR HEAD. 174 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:33,186 YOU WANNA DO HER A FAVOR? 175 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:36,690 PUT A LITTLE SCOTCH IN THERE. 176 00:07:36,724 --> 00:07:38,892 [chuckles] 177 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:45,633 WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY GREEN TEA. 178 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:48,602 BUT I FOUND SOME EARL GREY. 179 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,007 KEVIN, IT'S A RESTRAINING ORDER. 180 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,776 YOU ISSUE 30 OF THEM A DAY. 181 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,646 NO, HE HASN'T HIT HER. 182 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:03,216 YES, SHE'S STILL IN THE HOUSE. 183 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,119 BECAUSE ADRIAN MONK TOLD ME, THAT'S HOW I KNOW. 184 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,154 FINE, GOOD. 185 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,222 YOU DO THAT. YOU SLEEP ON IT. 186 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:12,159 GOOD. 187 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,161 HOW'D--HOW'D THAT GO? 188 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,063 FORGET ABOUT HIM. 189 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,631 LOOK, JUST GET A CRUISER OUT THERE. 190 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:19,032 PARK IT OUT FRONT UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. 191 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:20,300 YOU CAN'T ARREST HIM FOR ANYTHING? 192 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,603 WELL, APPARENTLY THERE'S NO LAW AGAINST 193 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:23,804 GIVING YOUR WIFE THE WILLIES. 194 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,539 CAPTAIN, WE JUST GOT A CALL. 195 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:27,708 OKAY. 196 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,543 YOU BETTER PUT DOWN THE CUP. 197 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:30,310 JUST TELL ME WHO CALLED. 198 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,679 JUST PUT THE CUP DOWN, 199 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:32,913 OR FINISH IT, OR DRINK HALF OF IT. 200 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,114 WHY? 201 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:36,584 BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA DROP IT. 202 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,051 I'M GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP. 203 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,219 JUST HAVE A SIP. HOW 'BOUT A SIP? 204 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,325 LINDA KLOSTER'S DEAD. 205 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,027 HER HOUSEKEEPER JUST FOUND HER. 206 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,165 WHAT HAPPENED? 207 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,701 I DON'T KNOW. LET'S GO. 208 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,936 MR. MONK-- LET'S GO! 209 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,170 WE GOTTA GET OVER THERE. 210 00:08:57,204 --> 00:09:07,247 LET'S GO, RANDY. 211 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:14,822 LET'S GO, RANDY. 212 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,657 HEY, THE CAVALRY'S HERE. 213 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,225 COULD I HAVE THE ROOM, PLEASE? 214 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:20,728 YOU HEARD THE MAN. HE WANTS THE ROOM. 215 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,296 LET'S GO. 216 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,969 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 217 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,767 MR. MONK-- NOT NOW. 218 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,001 NOT NOW. 219 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,971 YOU CAN'T BLAME YOURSELF. 220 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,907 YES, I CAN. 221 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,991 WHAT DID THE PARAMEDICS SAY? 222 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:27,094 PROBABLE HEART ATTACK. 223 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:33,701 HE KILLED HER. 224 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,803 HE SAID HE WOULD KILL HER, 225 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,304 AND HE DID IT. 226 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,439 OKAY. 227 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,108 OKAY, THERE WAS NO ALARM. 228 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,910 THERE WAS NO ONE IN THE HOUSE, 229 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,377 JUST THE HOUSEKEEPER AND THE COOK. 230 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:47,915 NO SIGNS OF TRAUMA OR SUFFOCATION. 231 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,850 POISON. 232 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,019 NO, HOUSEKEEPER SAID SHE HADN'T EATEN ALL DAY, 233 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,755 BREAKFAST, LUNCH. 234 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:57,224 SO HOW DID HE DO IT? 235 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,897 I DON'T KNOW. 236 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,900 I DON'T KNOW. 237 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,003 IS HE HERE? 238 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:12,172 HIS PLANE JUST LANDED. WHAT DID YOU GET? 239 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:14,141 YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT. 240 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:14,975 THE M.E. SAID 241 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,476 NATURAL CAUSES, SEVERE CARDIAC ARREST. 242 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,745 WHAT? 243 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,480 HE'S ALREADY RELEASED THE BODY. 244 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,082 WHAT-- 245 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,417 WHAT ABOUT A COMPLETE TOXICOLOGY WORKUP? 246 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,486 HE WON'T DO IT, MONK. NOT WITHOUT PROBABLE CAUSE. 247 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,322 SHE WAS 42 YEARS OLD. 248 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,858 WHAT ABOUT THE WATER? 249 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,359 THE TAP WATER IN THE BATHROOM? 250 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:33,426 CHECKED. 251 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,262 WELL, HOW 'BOUT HER LIPSTICK. 252 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,396 WE CHECKED THAT TOO. 253 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,031 I MEAN, TOOTHPASTE, EVEN HER EYEDROPS, 254 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,466 EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE, IT'S ALL CLEAN. 255 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,135 HE KILLED HER. HE POISONED HER. 256 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,104 BUT HOW? 257 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:48,141 THERE HE IS. YOU CAN ASK HIM YOURSELF. 258 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,343 MR. KLOSTER, HOW DO YOU FEEL? 259 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,445 HOW DO I FEEL? 260 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,447 I'M STILL IN SHOCK. 261 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,484 LINDA WAS MY REASON FOR LIVING. 262 00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:00,187 THOU DETESTABLE MAW, 263 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,890 THOU WOMB OF DEATH, 264 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,826 GORGED WITH THE DEAREST MORSEL OF THE EARTH. 265 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,360 WHERE IS THAT FROM? 266 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,829 LOOK IT UP. 267 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,097 PATRICK KLOSTER, 268 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,298 I'M LELAND STOTTLEMEYER, S.F.P.D. 269 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,200 THIS IS LIEUTENANT DISHER. 270 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,836 ARE YOU SURPRISED TO SEE US, SIR? 271 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,205 YES, I AM. 272 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,273 I MEAN, I'M SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE. 273 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,442 I EXPECTED YOU IN VANCOUVER. 274 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,511 WELL, WE COULDN'T AFFORD IT. 275 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,180 WE'RE SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS, SIR. 276 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:30,250 THIS IS ADRIAN MONK AND NATALIE TEEGER. 277 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,384 YES, OF COURSE. 278 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:35,222 THE LEGENDARY MR. MONK. 279 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,457 I WAS HOPING TO SEE YOU HERE. 280 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,561 WELL, HELLO. 281 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,096 SIR, WE WERE WONDERING 282 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,032 IF YOU WOULDN'T COME DOWNTOWN, 283 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,967 GIVE US A STATEMENT. 284 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,002 I'M AFRAID MY SCHEDULE IS RATHER TIGHT, 285 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:51,805 BUT I DID TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY OF PHONING AHEAD 286 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,942 AND RESERVING A ROOM HERE 287 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:58,245 AT THE AIRPORT SECURITY LOUNGES. 288 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,248 IT'S NOTHING EXTRAVAGANT, BUT IT DOES HAVE A TABLE 289 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,151 AND FIVE CHAIRS. 290 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,387 HOW DID YOU KNOW THERE'D BE FIVE OF US? 291 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,857 PLEASE, MISS TEEGER, DON'T INSULT ME. 292 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,303 ACCORDING TO THE VANCOUVER POLICE, 293 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:27,274 THEY INTERRUPTED THE MATCH AT 1:21 P.M. 294 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,176 TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR WIFE HAD DIED. 295 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,277 THAT'S RIGHT. 296 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,478 THEY SAID YOU KEPT PLAYING, 297 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,113 THAT YOU FINISHED THE MATCH. 298 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,314 OF COURSE I DID. 299 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,016 THAT'S WHAT LINDA WOULD HAVE WANTED. 300 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,350 THAT'S FUNNY. 301 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,319 I WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO UPSET TO CONCENTRATE. 302 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,321 I WAS UPSET, CAPTAIN. 303 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:45,325 THAT'S WHY IT TOOK ME 44 MOVES TO WIN. 304 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,461 YOUR WIFE CAME TO SEE ME THIS MORNING, 305 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,930 MR. KLOSTER. 306 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:50,931 DID SHE? 307 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,866 SHE TOLD ME 308 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:56,003 THAT YOU HAD BEEN PLANNING TO KILL HER. 309 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:59,239 MY WIFE WAS AN UNSTABLE WOMAN. 310 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:02,209 SHE DIDN'T SEEM UNSTABLE TO ME. 311 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,510 I'M SURE SHE DIDN'T. 312 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,579 WHAT DID THE MEDICAL EXAMINER SAY? 313 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:08,248 HEART ATTACK. 314 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,250 SHE DIDN'T LOOK SICK TO ME. 315 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,553 AND WHAT MEDICAL SCHOOL DID YOU ATTEND, MISS TEEGER? 316 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,255 MY WIFE SUFFERED 317 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,289 FROM HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE. 318 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,525 AND FOR MOST OF HER LIFE, SHE WAS AN ALCOHOLIC 319 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,961 AND A HEAVY SMOKER. 320 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,662 SHE WAS ALSO QUITE DEPRESSED. 321 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,031 (Disher) AND THERE WAS 322 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,598 A $10 MILLION LIFE INSURANCE POLICY. 323 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,935 THE POLICY WAS LINDA'S IDEA. 324 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,502 I'M INSURED FOR THE SAME AMOUNT. 325 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,205 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT POISON, MR. KLOSTER? 326 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,474 NOT MUCH. 327 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,243 MORE THAN YOU, I'M SURE, 328 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,045 BUT NOT MUCH. 329 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,612 ALTHOUGH I AM AN EXPERT 330 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,181 ON THE POISONED PAWN. 331 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,682 POISON-- 332 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,251 THAT IS A CHESS MOVE, LIEUTENANT DISHER. 333 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:49,356 I'D BE GLAD TO TEACH IT TO YOU IF YOU'D LIKE. 334 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,424 WELL, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, 335 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,995 I HAVE A NUMBER OF ARRANGEMENTS TO MAKE. 336 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,064 DO YOU PLAY CHESS, MR. MONK? 337 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,398 A LITTLE. 338 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,233 WE SHOULD PLAY A GAME SOMETIME. 339 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,335 WE ALREADY ARE. 340 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,408 OKAY, I FOUND SOMEBODY. 341 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,543 HE'S A GRANDMASTER NATIONAL CHAMPION. 342 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,279 AND HE BEAT PATRICK KLOSTER? 343 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,413 ALMOST. THEY PLAYED LAST YEAR. 344 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,015 IT WAS A TIE. 345 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,416 WELL, WHERE IS HE? 346 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,251 HE'S OVER THERE. HIS NAME IS ERIC TOVILA. 347 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,122 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE WORKING ON A SATURDAY. 348 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,491 WELL, HE'S NOT PAYING ME, SO IT'S NOT REALLY WORK. 349 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,326 MR. TOVILA. 350 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,961 DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE? 351 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,296 I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT. 352 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,332 YOU'RE TOVILA? 353 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,234 I WANTED TO ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS 354 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,335 ABOUT PATRICK KLOSTER. 355 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,703 YOU KNOW, I'M WORKING HERE. 356 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,438 YOU WANT TO TALK, YOU GOTTA PLAY ME. 357 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,473 IT'S 20 BUCKS. 358 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,242 YEAH, YEAH, I DON'T--I DON'T-- 359 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,477 I DON'T THINK THAT I HAVE $20. 360 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:48,148 I DON'T-- I DON'T HAVE $20. 361 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,382 I DON'T-- DO YOU-- 362 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,551 DO YOU HAVE-- I DON'T HAVE 20. 363 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:55,122 UH, I HAVE $8. 364 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:58,691 AND AN I.O.U. FOR $1,800 FROM MY BOSS. 365 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,161 WHO'S NEXT?! 366 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,430 I COULD PLAY. 367 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,032 $5, RIGHT? I'M UNDER 18. 368 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,199 YEAH. 369 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:09,036 YOU PLAY CHESS? 370 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:12,605 I WAS IN THE CHESS CLUB FOR TWO SEMESTERS. 371 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,274 TWO SEMESTERS. 372 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:19,112 OH, WELL, THAT'S GONNA IMPRESS THE VASSAR DEAN OF ADMISSIONS. 373 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,148 IT'S YOUR MOVE. 374 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:25,452 THE BIRD OPENING. 375 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,054 MM-HMM. 376 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,289 I'VE ONLY SEEN THAT FIVE TIMES TODAY. 377 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,191 I UNDERSTAND 378 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,160 THAT YOU ALMOST BEAT PATRICK KLOSTER. 379 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,028 I'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME. 380 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,397 WHAT KIND OF PLAYER IS HE, WOULD YOU SAY? 381 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,032 KLOSTER'S A BEHAVIORIST. 382 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,268 HE STUDIES YOU, NOT THE GAME. 383 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,735 HE CRAWLS INSIDE YOUR HEAD, 384 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,205 AND IT'S KINDA SPOOKY. 385 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:48,608 YEAH, WHAT IS A POISONED PAWN? 386 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,044 WELL, THE POISONED PAWN IS A TRAP. 387 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:54,514 HE DANGLES A PAWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOARD. 388 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,217 AND, YOU KNOW, MOST PEOPLE CAN'T RESIST IT. 389 00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,720 AND THEN HE SWOOPS IN 390 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:04,791 AND CRUSHES YOU. 391 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,460 IT CAN'T RESIST IT. 392 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:08,561 THAT'S CHECKMATE. 393 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,164 THANK YOU, VASSAR. THAT WAS FUN. 394 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,233 A TRAP. 395 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,435 A TRAP SHE COULDN'T RESIST. 396 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,170 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? 397 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,438 I KNOW THAT LOOK. 398 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,307 YOU DID IT, DIDN'T YOU? YOU FIGURED IT OUT. 399 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,209 WHO'S THE REAL GENIUS NOW, HUH? 400 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,476 WHO JUST OUTSMARTED 401 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,278 THE SMARTEST GUY IN THE WHOLE WORLD? 402 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,313 TELL ME "YOU." 403 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,314 I DID. 404 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,748 IT WAS YOU. 405 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:37,324 THIS IS A FUNERAL HOME, MR. MONK. 406 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:41,428 MY WIFE HAS JUST PASSED. 407 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,230 I FIND THAT GRIN ON YOUR FACE 408 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,497 RATHER INAPPROPRIATE. 409 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,099 I KNOW HOW YOU DID IT. 410 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:50,103 YOU STILL THINK I MURDERED MY WIFE? 411 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,604 YOU SET A TRAP. 412 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:52,872 LIKE THE POISONED PAWN. 413 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,209 OH, YOU'VE BEEN CHATTING WITH SOME CHESS MASTERS. 414 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,810 GOOD FOR YOU. 415 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,113 WHEN I WAS IN YOUR BEDROOM ON WEDNESDAY, 416 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,448 I NOTICED A FEW THINGS. 417 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,351 I JUST DIDN'T PUT IT ALL TOGETHER UNTIL TODAY. 418 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:07,587 THE GLASS THAT HAD RECENTLY BEEN WASHED, 419 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,289 SOME BREATH MINTS, 420 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:10,590 SOME EYEDROPS. 421 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,193 AND WHAT DID THEY TELL YOU? 422 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,296 THAT YOUR WIFE HAD STARTED DRINKING AGAIN. 423 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,331 (Natalie) MARRIED TO YOU, I DON'T BLAME HER. 424 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,300 (Monk) SHE KEPT IT SECRET, OF COURSE. 425 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,668 AT LEAST, SHE TRIED TO. 426 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,611 HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO FIND HER SECRET STASH, 427 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,913 A DAY, A WEEK? 428 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,583 ON WEDNESDAY MORNING BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR CANADA, 429 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,651 YOU POISONED HER BOTTLE 430 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,920 THEN PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT. 431 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,423 LATER THAT DAY, LINDA TOOK A DRINK. 432 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,258 (Natalie) OF POISONED PAWN. 433 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,693 (Monk) THEN SHE PUT THE BOTTLE BACK 434 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,396 AS YOU KNEW SHE WOULD. 435 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,431 IT REALLY WAS BRILLIANT. 436 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,366 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO HIDE THE POISON. 437 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,668 SHE WOULD DRINK IT AND HIDE IT HERSELF. 438 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,270 NATALIE, CALL THE CAPTAIN. 439 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,505 YES, SIR. 440 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,440 AND DID YOU FIND THIS BOTTLE 441 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,642 OR THIS HIDDEN STASH OF POISON? 442 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,611 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 443 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,579 IT WAS LONG GONE. 444 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,748 YOU HAD FOUR DAYS TO GET RID OF IT. 445 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,951 BUT THERE ARE STILL TRACES OF IT IN HERE, 446 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,520 IN HER BODY. 447 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:17,557 WE'RE GONNA RUN EVERY TOXICOLOGY TEST IN THE BOOK, 448 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,892 AND WE'RE GOING TO FIND IT. 449 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,794 AH, I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T TOUCH THAT. 450 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,196 I'M SORRY. 451 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,664 SHE WAS OUR NIECE. 452 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,634 WELL, I'M A FORMER POLICE OFFICER. 453 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,470 AND I'M AFRAID WE HAVE TO BORROW 454 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,205 YOUR NIECE, HER REMAINS, 455 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,373 FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 456 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,507 BORROW HER? 457 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,909 YES, WE HAVE TO RUN SOME TOXICOLOGY TESTS ON THE BODY. 458 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,211 OH, MY GOODNESS. 459 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,712 NO, NO, NO, WE DO IT ALL THE TIME. 460 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:43,916 WE'RE GOING TO CUT HER OPEN JUST-- 461 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,319 JUST A LITTLE BIT. 462 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:50,457 AND SLICE OFF 463 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:53,260 A TEENY TINY, 464 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,594 TINY PIECE OF HER LIVER 465 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,696 AND HER STOMACH, 466 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,866 AND MAYBE TAKE A LITTLE, 467 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,702 TINY, NEARLY IMPERCEPTIBLE 468 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,504 BIT OF FLUID FROM HER EYEBALL. 469 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,273 LIKE ON TV. WHO LIKES TV? 470 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,708 BUT WHY? 471 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,710 THE FACT IS WE THINK SHE MAY HAVE BEEN POISONED. 472 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:14,614 BUT HOW DID THE POISON GET IN THE CABLE CAR? 473 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,283 WHAT CABLE CAR? 474 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,450 THE CABLE CAR THAT HIT HER. 475 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:21,721 THAT'S HOW MARJORIE WAS KILLED. 476 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,956 M--M--M-- 477 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:27,894 MR. MONK, THAT'S NOT MY WIFE. 478 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,497 MY WIFE 479 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,699 IS RIGHT HERE. 480 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,537 I HAD HER CREMATED TWO HOURS AGO. 481 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,339 AS YOU CAN SEE, 482 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,974 I HAVE ANTICIPATED YOUR EVERY MOVE. 483 00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,443 CREMATED? 484 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,345 YES, I DON'T THINK YOUR TOXICOLOGY TESTS 485 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,415 ARE GONNA DO MUCH GOOD, BUT YOU ARE WELCOME TO TRY. 486 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,416 AWW. 487 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,618 I KNOW THAT LOOK. 488 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,786 I'VE SEEN IT QUITE OFTEN. 489 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,422 THAT'S HOW MY OPPONENTS LOOK 490 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,690 WHEN THEY KNOW THEY'VE BEEN BEATEN. 491 00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,726 YOUR MOVE, MR. MONK. 492 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:08,067 "IN CHESS, AS IN LIFE, CREATIVE STRATEGIES 493 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,603 "EXECUTED WITH DARING AND PRECISION 494 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,406 "WILL ALLOW YOU TO OVERWHELM YOUR OPPONENT 495 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,375 AND ACHIEVE YOUR GOAL." 496 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,509 THE END. 497 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,411 AND MAY I SAY, THANK GOD. 498 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,679 KEEP READING. HERE'S THE NEXT ONE. 499 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:20,847 OH, MR. MONK, COME ON. 500 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,482 WE'VE BEEN READING HIS BOOKS ALL DAY. 501 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,616 WHAT GOOD ARE THEY DOING? 502 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,485 I'M GETTING INTO HIS HEAD. 503 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,086 HE'S IN MY HEAD. 504 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,356 I HAVE TO BE IN HIS HEAD, 505 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:32,859 SO WE'RE IN EACH OTHER'S HEADS. 506 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:37,497 "CHESS DOMINATION 507 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,831 BY PATRICK KLOSTER." 508 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:41,768 WELL, THIS WILL BE THE OPPOSITE OF FUN. 509 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:42,835 "FOR MY QUEEN, TATIANA." 510 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,504 YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THE DEDICATION. 511 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:45,505 FINE, SORRY. 512 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:46,739 WHAT'S THIS? 513 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,475 LINDA KLOSTER'S CHECK. 514 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:49,709 YOU DIDN'T DEPOSIT THIS? 515 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:50,677 I'LL NEVER DEPOSIT IT. 516 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,745 BUT, MR. MONK, SHE WANTED YOU TO CASH IT. 517 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,947 MR. MONK, IF YOU DEPOSIT THIS CHECK, 518 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,949 THEN YOU CAN PAY YOUR STAFF. 519 00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,520 AND WHEN I SAY "STAFF," I MEAN ME. 520 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:03,055 BUT SHE CAME TO ME. 521 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,757 I DIDN'T PROTECT HER. 522 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,626 MR. MONK, YOU DID EVERYTHING YOU COULD. 523 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,694 WHAT ABOUT THE PROMISE I MADE 524 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:08,828 THAT HE WOULDN'T GET AWAY WITH IT? 525 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,697 YOU MADE A PROMISE TO ME TOO. 526 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:11,698 THERE HE IS. 527 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,065 WHAT? 528 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:14,534 HE'S COMING. WHAT DO WE DO? 529 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,668 WE SHOULD KISS. NO! 530 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,470 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. I WASN'T THINKING. 531 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:21,007 I NEVER SAID THAT. 532 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,775 GOOD MORNING. 533 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,944 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE THIRSTY. 534 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,746 WELL, THIS IS FOR YOU, NATALIE. 535 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:29,749 IT'S LEMONADE. 536 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:32,585 AND, MR. MONK, I BELIEVE THIS IS YOUR BRAND. 537 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:39,158 OH, MY BOOKS. 538 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,927 I COULD AUTOGRAPH ONE FOR YOU. 539 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,563 NO, THANK YOU. NO. 540 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:44,764 VERY WELL. 541 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:48,034 I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE. 542 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,904 ENJOY YOUR LITTLE STAKEOUT. 543 00:22:56,443 --> 00:23:00,112 WELL, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, HE'S PRETTY GOOD. 544 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,951 WHAT? HE WAS RIGHT. I WAS THIRSTY. 545 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,789 WHAT? 546 00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:10,923 HOW DO YOU FEEL? 547 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:14,994 UH, I FEEL FINE. 548 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,496 WHAT? 549 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,765 IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME. 550 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,933 IF THERE'S POISON IN THAT LEMONADE, 551 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,469 WE COULD GO TO THE D.A., 552 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,003 AND WE'D HAVE ALL THE EVIDENCE WE NEED. 553 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,873 IT JUST OCCURRED TO YOU, AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING? 554 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:30,977 MR. MONK, I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU LIKE THIS. 555 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:31,844 HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW? 556 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:33,112 YOU KNOW, I HATE TO DISAPPOINT YOU, 557 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,581 BUT I FEEL FINE. 558 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:35,782 TRY THE WATER. 559 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:38,685 THAT IS IT. WE ARE GOING HOME. 560 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,490 WAIT. 561 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:44,757 STOP THE CAR. 562 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:45,825 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 563 00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,494 JUST STOP, STOP, STOP THE CAR. 564 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:48,495 WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DO-- 565 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:49,596 STOP. 566 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,798 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 567 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:52,899 HIS GARDEN. 568 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,802 HIS GARDEN? 569 00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:59,906 OLEANDER. IT'S FROM HIS GARDEN. 570 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,741 IT'S POISONOUS. VERY POISONOUS. 571 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,477 YOU DRY THE SAP, YOU GRIND IT INTO A POWDER. 572 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:06,746 A QUARTER OF A GRAM IS ENOUGH TO KILL AN ADULT. 573 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:07,947 IT WOULD LOOK LIKE SHE HAD A HEART ATTACK. 574 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,482 DID LOOK LIKE SHE HAD A HEART ATTACK. 575 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:10,783 THIS IS HOW HE DID IT. 576 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:14,621 SO YOU WERE IN HIS GARDEN ON HIS PROPERTY? 577 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,055 YOU SAID YOU WANTED EVIDENCE, HARD EVIDENCE. 578 00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,089 HERE IT IS. 579 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,558 MONK, A MILLION PEOPLE 580 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:19,826 HAVE THIS FLOWER IN THEIR GARDEN. 581 00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:20,827 I USED TO HAVE SOME. 582 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:24,531 LET'S LET THE D.A. DECIDE. 583 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:26,599 MONK, I'M NOT GOING TO THE D.A. 584 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,535 WAVING A SHRUB. 585 00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:32,872 LOOK, YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND. 586 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:34,841 THIS PATRICK KLOSTER THING IS A BIG, BAD HEADLINE 587 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:36,709 JUST WAITING TO HAPPEN. 588 00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:38,845 NOW I KNOW THAT YOU'RE UPSET. 589 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,948 I KNOW THAT THIS CASE IS VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU. 590 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,817 BUT WE NEED REAL HARD EVIDENCE. 591 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:47,053 MAYBE IF YOU FOUND SOME POWDER ALREADY GROUND UP 592 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,188 IN A LITTLE BOTTLE INSIDE HIS HOUSE. 593 00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:50,523 MAYBE THEN. 594 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:52,559 IN A BOTTLE? 595 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,863 RIGHT, WE WOULDN'T EVEN NEED HIS FINGERPRINTS. 596 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:59,532 WE COULD JUST SAY HE WORE GLOVES. 597 00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:01,568 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 598 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:05,037 NOTHING. NOTHING. 599 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:07,540 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 600 00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:09,075 COME HERE, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 601 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:10,176 WHAT IS IT? 602 00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:11,744 DOWN THE HALL THERE'S A SIGN 603 00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:12,945 I THINK IS A LITTLE CROOKED. 604 00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:14,046 I WANT YOUR OPINION. 605 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,715 CROOKED. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 606 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:16,916 COME ON. 607 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:18,885 HOW CROOKED IS IT? 608 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:21,187 OH, IT'S VERY CROOKED. YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT. 609 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,556 WHY DO YOU NEED ME? 610 00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:25,825 'CAUSE I'M NOT SURE IF IT IS CROOKED. 611 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,960 YOU JUST SAID IT'S VERY CROOKED. 612 00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:30,129 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW, MONK. 613 00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:32,565 IS ANYBODY ELSE IN THERE? 614 00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:36,603 IT'S IN HERE. 615 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:44,143 THERE'S NOTHING CROOKED IN HERE. 616 00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:46,178 I HOPE NOT. 617 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,250 DON'T DO IT. 618 00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:57,023 DON'T DO WHAT? 619 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,325 BREAK MY HEART. 620 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:04,030 YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT PLANTING EVIDENCE 621 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:05,998 IN KLOSTER'S HOUSE. 622 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:10,770 MONK, I'VE BEEN A COP FOR 30 YEARS. 623 00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:13,973 I'VE HAD THIS CONVERSATION NINE TIMES. 624 00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:17,043 I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I'D BE HAVING IT WITH YOU. 625 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,681 THERE'S A LINE. 626 00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:24,784 YOU STEP ACROSS IT, AND YOU'RE GONE FOR GOOD. 627 00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:26,018 THERE'S NO GOING BACK. 628 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:26,986 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 629 00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:28,387 I DO UNDERSTAND. 630 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,989 I'VE BEEN THERE. 631 00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:33,359 I'VE HAD CASES LIKE THIS, CASES YOU COULDN'T SHAKE. 632 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:37,396 SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO LET IT GO. 633 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,732 LET IT GO? 634 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:42,368 WE HAVE TO MOVE ON. 635 00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:45,071 THERE'S A CITY, A CITY FULL OF PEOPLE, 636 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:47,974 OTHER PEOPLE THAT NEED OUR HELP RIGHT NOW. 637 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,079 WHEN TRUDY WAS DYING, 638 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:56,015 I GOT THERE LATE, ALMOST TOO LATE. 639 00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:57,817 I WAS THERE. 640 00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:01,387 SHE WAS SLIPPING AWAY. SHE COULDN'T SPEAK. 641 00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:05,958 ALL SHE COULD DO WAS REACH OUT. 642 00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:08,094 SHE-- 643 00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:13,332 SHE GRABBED ME WITH BOTH HANDS. 644 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:20,106 LIKE THIS. 645 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:23,976 11 YEARS LATER, I STILL FEEL IT. 646 00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:30,049 WHEN I PROMISED LINDA KLOSTER, 647 00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:32,752 WHEN I GAVE HER MY SOLEMN WORD 648 00:27:32,785 --> 00:27:34,086 THAT HER HUSBAND WOULD PAY, 649 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,989 SHE GRABBED MY HAND 650 00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:40,960 THE EXACT SAME WAY. 651 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:51,070 I'M NOT LETTING THIS ONE GO. 652 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:57,944 I'M NOT MOVING ON. 653 00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:48,821 THAT'S AN ILLEGAL MOVE, 654 00:29:48,855 --> 00:29:50,823 MR. MONK. 655 00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:55,227 SOMETHING I'D EXPECT FROM A MUCH WEAKER PLAYER. 656 00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:57,129 THE TRUTH IS, I HAVE BEEN 657 00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,564 WAITING FOR YOU ALL NIGHT. 658 00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:00,232 I'D ALMOST GIVEN UP. 659 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:01,333 YOU WERE WAITING FOR ME? 660 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:03,870 MMM, EVER SINCE I NOTICED A BRANCH 661 00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:06,105 MISSING FROM AN OLEANDER BUSH 662 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,339 IN MY GARDEN. 663 00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:09,275 YOU DON'T REALLY THINK THAT WINDOW 664 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:13,479 WAS LEFT UNLOCKED BY ACCIDENT, DO YOU, MR. MONK? 665 00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:16,448 MMM, BREAKING AND ENTERING. 666 00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:19,618 I BELIEVE THAT IS A FELONY. 667 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:23,289 OH, DON'T WORRY. 668 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,291 I'M NOT A LITIGIOUS MAN. 669 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,393 I PREFER TO SETTLE MY PROBLEMS 670 00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:30,329 OUT OF COURT, AS YOU WELL KNOW. 671 00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:38,470 I AM REPLAYING A MATCH OF MINE FROM 1995. 672 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:41,407 BORIS SPASSKY WAS PLAYING WHITE. 673 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,343 WHERE WOULD WE BE WITHOUT OUR LITTLE GAMES, 674 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,245 HEY, MR. MONK? 675 00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:48,514 64 PERFECT LITTLE SQUARES. 676 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:51,450 AN ISLAND OF ORDER 677 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:55,121 IN A CHAOTIC WORLD. 678 00:30:55,154 --> 00:30:57,623 THIS IS WHERE I BEAT HIM, 679 00:30:57,656 --> 00:31:01,327 RIGHT... 680 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,496 THERE. 681 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,293 THIS IS A WEDDING GIFT. 682 00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:36,195 YOU DEDICATED ONE OF YOUR BOOKS 683 00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:38,630 TO "MY QUEEN TATIANA." 684 00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:40,366 YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE. 685 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:43,302 VERY GOOD, MR. MONK. 686 00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:45,637 DIVORCED? 687 00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:50,176 MY WIFE DIED. 688 00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:52,211 SHE MUST HAVE BEEN QUITE ILL. 689 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:54,446 YES, SHE WAS. 690 00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:00,552 LET ME GUESS, 691 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,326 HEART ATTACK? 692 00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:08,460 MR. KLOSTER, 693 00:32:08,494 --> 00:32:10,629 THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S OFFICE AND CAPTAIN STOTTLEMEYER 694 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:13,532 WOULD LIKE TO EXHUME THE BODY OF YOUR FIRST WIFE. 695 00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:15,201 I'VE READ THEIR APPLICATION. 696 00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:17,003 THEY'VE LISTED A NUMBER OF SIMILARITIES 697 00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:18,204 BETWEEN THE TWO CASES. 698 00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:21,707 YOUR FIRST WIFE, TATIANA BAY KLOSTER, 699 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:24,143 WAS IN HER 30s, APPARENTLY HEALTHY, 700 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:28,347 AND DIED FROM A SUDDEN AND SEVERE CARDIAC EVENT. 701 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,682 SHE TOO WAS HEAVILY INSURED. 702 00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:33,285 CAPTAIN STOTTLEMEYER AND MR. MONK 703 00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:34,586 HAVE BEEN TO PACIFICA. 704 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:37,056 THEY'VE SPOKEN TO SOME OF YOUR OLD NEIGHBORS. 705 00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:41,060 AND A FEW OF THEM REMEMBER YOU HAD OLEANDER PLANTS 706 00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:43,295 IN YOUR GARDEN 15 YEARS AGO. 707 00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:46,198 I'M CONVINCED THERE'S A CLEAR AND UNIQUE 708 00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:48,100 PATTERN OF BEHAVIOR. 709 00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:50,636 I AM GOING TO GRANT THIS PETITION. 710 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,338 YOUR FIRST WIFE'S BODY 711 00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:54,640 WILL BE EXHUMED FIRST THING TOMORROW. 712 00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:56,275 AND LET ME WARN YOU. 713 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,743 IF IN FACT THERE ARE 714 00:32:57,776 --> 00:33:01,213 TRACES OF THIS POISON IN HER BODY, 715 00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:03,282 YOU CAN EXPECT THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S OFFICE 716 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,417 TO BRING TWO COUNTS OF MURDER. 717 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:15,261 SECTION 261. 718 00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:17,296 THERE. 719 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:24,470 HERE. 720 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,738 HERE IT IS. 721 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:29,575 HARRY, OVER HERE! 722 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,280 YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE. 723 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:37,316 YOU MADE THE MISTAKE, KLOSTER. 724 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:41,453 (Disher) YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD YOUR FIRST WIFE CREMATED TOO. 725 00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:42,554 SORRY FOR THE DELAY. 726 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,123 WE KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS, 727 00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:45,324 SO WE WANTED TO MAKE SURE. 728 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,593 THERE WAS NO POISON IN THE BODY. 729 00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:49,195 WE DIDN'T FIND A THING. 730 00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:51,430 IMPOSSIBLE. 731 00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:53,265 THE WOMAN DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES. 732 00:33:53,299 --> 00:33:55,534 WE'RE SURE OF IT. 733 00:33:58,504 --> 00:34:00,406 THANK YOU, MR. MONK. 734 00:34:00,439 --> 00:34:02,074 WHAT FOR? 735 00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:05,344 UH, OUR LITTLE GAME. 736 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:08,714 TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, 737 00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:10,749 I'M SORRY IT'S OVER. 738 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:18,724 EXCUSE US. VERY GOOD. 739 00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:20,726 GONNA NEED YOU, YOUNG MAN. EXCUSE US. 740 00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:21,793 HELLO, EVERYBODY. 741 00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:23,562 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR GENEROUS SUPPORT. 742 00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:24,830 WE'RE GONNA BEGIN THE EXHIBITION 743 00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:25,831 IN JUST A FEW MINUTES. 744 00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:28,767 INTERNATIONAL GRANDMASTER PATRICK KLOSTER 745 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,001 WILL BE PLAYING SIMULTANEOUS MATCHES 746 00:34:30,035 --> 00:34:33,172 AGAINST FOUR OF THE HIGHEST RANKED PLAYERS IN CALIFORNIA. 747 00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:35,107 IT SHOULD PROVE TO BE VERY EXCITING. 748 00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:37,276 [applause] 749 00:34:37,309 --> 00:34:38,877 (Julie) OH, THERE'S THAT KID FROM THE PARK. 750 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,147 WHAT A GEEP. 751 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:42,881 WHAT'S A GEEP? 752 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:45,417 WELL, IT'S A GEEK WHO'S A LITTLE CREEPY. 753 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:47,719 ALL RIGHT, MR. MONK, I HAVE TO BE HONEST. 754 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:49,488 I'M STILL NOT QUITE SURE WHY WE'RE HERE. 755 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:50,856 HE WON'T TALK TO YOU. 756 00:34:50,889 --> 00:34:52,891 HE WON'T RETURN YOUR PHONE CALLS. 757 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,127 WHAT CAN WE DO? I DON'T KNOW. 758 00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:57,129 BUT I CAN'T JUST QUIT. 759 00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:59,465 TO ME, QUITTING WOULD BE LIKE GIVING UP. 760 00:34:59,498 --> 00:35:02,234 IF I WAS PLAYING AGAINST HIM, 761 00:35:02,268 --> 00:35:05,771 HE'D HAVE TO TALK TO ME, RIGHT? 762 00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:09,241 OKAY, WAIT HERE. 763 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:15,214 (Monk) WHAT'S SHE DOING? 764 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:17,249 SHE'S, UH, 765 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:19,251 SHE'S FLIRTING. 766 00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:20,752 SHE'S GOOD AT IT. SHUT UP. 767 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,421 SHE'S DEFINITELY DONE THIS BEFORE. 768 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:23,522 OKAY. 769 00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:27,326 YEAH, SHE'S GOT IT DOWN. 770 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:28,627 THANK YOU. 771 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:31,230 MOM, YOU REMEMBER MY FRIEND ERIC. 772 00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:33,165 I TOLD HIM ABOUT THE CASE. 773 00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:35,701 AND ABOUT HOW YOU THINK 774 00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,836 MR. KLOSTER KILLED HIS WIFE. 775 00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:40,239 I BELIEVE IT TOO. CONGRATULATIONS. 776 00:35:40,272 --> 00:35:41,072 YOU'RE PLAYER NUMBER ONE. 777 00:35:41,106 --> 00:35:42,808 YOU MEAN I CAN PLAY IN THE TOURNAMENT? 778 00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:44,810 YOU'RE MY PROXY. IT'S IN THE BYLAWS. 779 00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:47,579 I CAN DESIGNATE SOMEONE TO TAKE MY PLACE. 780 00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:48,780 THANK YOU. 781 00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:51,250 DON'T BRING OUT YOUR QUEEN TOO EARLY. 782 00:35:55,321 --> 00:35:56,622 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME 783 00:35:56,655 --> 00:36:00,192 INTERNATIONAL GRANDMASTER PATRICK KLOSTER. 784 00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:02,294 [applause] 785 00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:08,500 WELL, WELL, WELL, 786 00:36:08,534 --> 00:36:10,669 THE TENACIOUS MR. MONK. 787 00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:13,205 YOUR THRESHOLD FOR PAIN MUST BE EXTRAORDINARY. 788 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,573 IT'S YOUR MOVE. 789 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:16,908 YES, I KNOW. 790 00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:19,245 LINDA MUST HAVE TRULY DESPISED ME 791 00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:21,480 TO HAVE BROUGHT YOU INTO MY LIFE. 792 00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:33,359 MR. MONK. 793 00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:36,728 THAT'S MY PIECE, MR. MONK. 794 00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:38,264 I'M JUST CENTERING IT. 795 00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:40,299 YOU'LL THANK ME LATER. 796 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,541 [blowing] 797 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,427 MR. MONK. 798 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:42,461 [inaudible] 799 00:37:56,475 --> 00:38:00,412 MR. MONK, PLEASE. 800 00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:03,749 I PASS. 801 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:06,618 YOU CAN'T PASS. 802 00:38:06,652 --> 00:38:09,421 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY DON'T YOU JUST RESIGN? 803 00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:10,456 HOW 'BOUT THIS. 804 00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:12,758 IF I WIN THIS GAME, 805 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,594 YOU HAVE TO TELL ME HOW YOU POISONED YOUR WIVES. 806 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:19,465 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 807 00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:21,700 I AM NOT AGREEING TO THAT. 808 00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,735 HOW 'BOUT THIS, IF WE PLAY TO A DRAW, 809 00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:25,971 YOU COME WITH ME TO POLICE HEADQUARTERS-- 810 00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:29,107 MR. MONK, I'M NOT NEGOTIATING WITH YOU. 811 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,710 WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO REALIZE THAT IT IS OVER? 812 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,388 YOU'RE CASTLING? 813 00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:46,692 YES, THE ROOK AND THE KING SWITCH PLACES. 814 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:50,429 THEY SWITCH PLACES. 815 00:38:50,462 --> 00:38:51,797 YES, IT'S THE BEST WAY I KNOW 816 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:54,065 TO GET ONESELF OUT OF TROUBLE. 817 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:52,123 THIS IS IT. 818 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,632 YOU CAME HERE 819 00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:04,570 THAT NIGHT BEFORE WE EXHUMED YOUR WIFE'S BODY. 820 00:40:04,603 --> 00:40:07,573 AND YOU SWITCHED HEADSTONES. 821 00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:10,208 THAT'S WHY WE DIDN'T FIND ANY POISON. 822 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,711 WE DUG UP THE WRONG BODY. 823 00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:18,517 VERY GOOD, MR. MONK. 824 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,218 YOU PLAY A BRILLIANT ENDGAME. 825 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,053 RIGHT. 826 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:23,755 CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? 827 00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:26,825 I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU TALKING LIKE THIS, 828 00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,827 ALL THESE CHESS METAPHORS. 829 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,228 TWO WOMEN ARE DEAD. 830 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,030 THEY'RE NOT CHESS PIECES, PATRICK. 831 00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:33,231 THEY'RE HUMAN BEINGS. 832 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,534 I THINK THEY DESERVE BETTER. 833 00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:43,909 ALTHOUGH, IF YOU INSIST, 834 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:53,985 CHECKMATE. 835 00:40:53,985 --> 00:41:01,226 CHECKMATE. 836 00:41:01,259 --> 00:41:02,928 WHAT? 837 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,763 NOTHING. 838 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,097 I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE CASE 839 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,767 AND HOW YOU SOLVED IT. 840 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,268 YOU REALLY ARE AMAZING. 841 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,771 WELL, THANK YOU. 842 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:15,541 NO, YOU REALLY ARE MY HERO. 843 00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:16,975 [chuckling] OKAY. 844 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:19,177 I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY, MR. MONK, 845 00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:21,647 BUT COULD I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 846 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:22,848 OH, PLEASE. 847 00:41:22,881 --> 00:41:24,583 PLEASE, JUST TO HAVE IT FOR MYSELF, 848 00:41:24,616 --> 00:41:25,851 LIKE A KEEPSAKE. 849 00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:26,852 COME ON, IT'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND. 850 00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:29,755 ALL RIGHT, IF IT REALLY MEANS SOMETHING TO YOU. 851 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,759 [chuckles] 852 00:41:33,792 --> 00:41:35,493 OKAY. 853 00:41:37,796 --> 00:41:38,764 THANK YOU. 854 00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:40,098 THAT'S LINDA KLOSTER'S CHECK. 855 00:41:40,131 --> 00:41:41,833 WHICH YOU JUST ENDORSED. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 856 00:41:41,867 --> 00:41:43,034 I'M GOING TO THE BANK. 857 00:41:43,068 --> 00:41:44,803 YOU CAN'T DEPOSIT THAT. WHY NOT? 858 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:46,672 YOU SOLVED THE CASE. YOU KEPT YOUR PROMISE. 859 00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:47,539 BESIDES, I NEED THE MONEY. 860 00:41:47,573 --> 00:41:49,107 NATALIE, LET--LET GO. JUST GIVE IT BACK. 861 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,742 I THINK THOSE BOOKS ARE OUT OF ORDER. 862 00:41:50,776 --> 00:41:51,943 WHERE? DAH! 863 00:41:51,977 --> 00:41:53,712 NAT-- DAH! 864 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:58,116 OH, MY GOD, THEY REALLY ARE OUT OF ORDER. 865 00:41:58,149 --> 00:41:58,216 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 57681

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