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[Velma] Previously on Velma...
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The last place
my mom's cell phone pinged
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the night she went missing
was at Fred's house.
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My name's Fred. Who are you?
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They call me "The Thing."
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[laughs evilly]
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Oh God, my heart!
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[heart thumping]
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[Velma grunts and exclaims]
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[Velma moaning]
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Did that work?
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Yeah.
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[moaning]
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[both moaning]
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[both gasp]
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Well, good luck
finding your mom.
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What the hell just happened?
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["Hallucinate" playing]
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[Velma] So, yeah,let's do this.
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I've avoided it long enough
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with winks and nods.
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Let's finally talkabout only thing
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you've ever really wantedto know about me.
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- Is Velma Dinkley, ga--ga--- Velma, snap out of it!
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You fed the cat
Sophie's prenatal vitamins.
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[meowing]
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Oh, sorry.
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I was just thinking about mom,
and only mom.
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She disappeared
at Fred's house. Bye.
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[door shuts]
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-[crashing]
-[meowing ferociously]
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Huh? [screams]
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[theme music playing]
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-[school bell ringing]
-Norville.
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Guess what Daphne gave me?
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Uh, is it mononucleosis?
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Because I saw
you two kiss last night.
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Daphne and me kiss, what?
Her hands on my hips, what?
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The heat of a thousand suns
passing between us, what?
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Time both infinite
and finite -- Okay, we kissed. But it's not a big deal.
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You possibly being gay
is a huge deal.
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For one, it reduces me
to a cliched straight best friend.
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Norville, we only kissed
because Daphne was trying to stop a hallucination.
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She gave me
my mom's cold-case file. And guess what?
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The last place
her cellphone pinged, was Fred's house.
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Wait, Fred. That's huge.
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Though not,
"you might be gay," huge.
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Okay, stop.
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In this day and age,
you can't speculate
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about someone's sexuality
unless they're famous,
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or Peppermint Patty.
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Wait, you didn't tell anyone,
did you?
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Mazel on your
first kiss, Velma.
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-You told your dad?
-[Norville] He's a therapist.
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I thought you might want
to talk to someone
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about whether you like women,
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or maybe women
and one cool guy?
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Your dad is a high school
guidance counselor,
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the lowest form of therapist.
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He's worse than
the free therapy app I downloaded
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that's obviously
Russian spyware.
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[in Russian]
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[in English] Okay, well,
I think you're gonna have a little more respect
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for my dad
after this morning.
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He's running
a mental health assembly
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to help students process
the murders.
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There's gonna be
hella pamphlets.
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[coughs]
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[Nutso] Welcome, kids!
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I'm Nutso,
The Mental Health Squirrel.
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Good morning, my students!
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[all] Good morning,
Principal Rogers.
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Good morning, Mom.
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And now my turn.
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Good morning, my students!
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[dead silence]
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Good morning, Dad!
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[Lamont] Good morning,
my beautiful boy.
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And welcome to
the Crystal Cove High School
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Mental Health Assembly.
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[shouts] How y'all doing, good?
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Bad, you idiot!
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Two of our friends
had their brains removed by Fred Jones.
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See, your dad is worse
for teen mental health than waist trainers.
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Well, you can talk to me
about your feelings.
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My dad says
therapy is in my blood.
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I just got my mom to admit
she never wanted kids.
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Norville, I don't need to talk
to anyone about anything.
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Oh, God. Daphne is looking
right at me. Hide!
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[Lamont]
...comfortable opening up.
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So in sum, you can't spell
mental health without me.
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You can't spell "Kill me,"
without me either.
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[all laughing]
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-Okay, okay. That's enough.
-[microphone feedback]
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Unless someone
has a topper?
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No? Well, in addition
to spending three minutes on mental health,
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the school board is requiring
that all girls attend
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a women's self-defense class
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to protect themselves
from any future serial killers.
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Uh, why don't
the boys have to take a "Don't Murder Girls" class?
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Because I only have
$50 in the budget
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to combat centuries
of toxic masculinity.
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Now, please welcome
your women's self-defense class teachers.
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[gasps] Moms?
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All right, ladies.
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Who's ready to grab
their friends
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and roll around on the floor
for a little bit?
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-So hot.
-[chuckles]
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Oh, God. Get off your ass!
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We're gonna talk to Fred
about my missing mom right now.
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[buzzer sounds]
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Oh, give me
one of those tattoos
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that's actually secret clues
about how to escape prison.
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I learned how to do this
while at Ole Miss.
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I can do butterflies
and Confederate flags.
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Jones, there's, like,
a talking meatloaf here to see you.
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Velma?
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Norville. How do I look?
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Is it obvious I have
two bean bags in my bra?
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Wait. Are you still attracted
to Fred?
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He's a convicted serial killer
who might be connected to your mom's disappearance.
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That's why I'm so confused
about Daphne.
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Sure, she was my first kiss,
but whenever I used to make out with my hand,
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I called it Fred.
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Okay, Velma,
you have to talk about this with someone.
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I don't have time.
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I have to focus on finding out
what happened to my mom.
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[speaking seductively]
So many mysteries, so little time.
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-Daphne?
-Maybe another kiss will help clear things up.
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[growling]
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-[screams]
-[Daphne] Muah!
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Oh, God. I'm hallucinating.
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-[Velma gasps]
-Muah, muah, muah, muah, muah.
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[screams]
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-Hi.
-[yells]
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-[loud smooching]
-[Velma grunts]
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-[smooching]
-[Norville] Velma, what do I do?
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[Velma grunting and panting]
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Ah! [grunts]
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[Norville]
Should I kiss you like Daphne did?
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Without consent,
I'll remind you.
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No, don't kiss me.
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I'm already confused.
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Kissing me would confuse you.
Wait, why?
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This isn't about you right now.
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Just make me laugh
like last time.
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But a kiss might awaken
passions we've been too scared to admit.
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Why deprive ourselves
that knowledge?
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[laughs]
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Oh, my God, that was hilarious.
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Thank you, Nor-- [screaming]
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-Hey, get your friends off me.
-[baby crying]
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Great, if I'm banned
from prison,
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how am I gonna question Fred
about my mom's disappearance?
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Let me question Fred.
I have a plan.
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You just need to figure out
your feelings for Daphne.
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Also, your bean bags
are leaking.
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Uh...
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[school bell ringing]
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Okay, listen up.
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These are the skills
you need to survive.
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When a massive, burly man
springs up and attacks you,
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notice, she said,
when you get attacked, not if.
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[mom 1] Don't fight.
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Just make like a grown man
who lightly stubbed his toe.
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Yell, fall down, and go limp.
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Now, to demonstrate.
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We've pre-selected
our own daughter, Daphne
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to play the beautiful
but vulnerable victim,
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while the gruff assailant
will be...
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[Velma grunts] Ow.
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-Velma.
-Who's calling me gruff?
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I'm not gruff.
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Wait, I'm with Daphne.
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Uh, I have to go
to the bathroom.
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Uh, me too. [grunts]
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[grunting continues]
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-Hey.
-Hey. [sighs]
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So, uh, this is so stupid,
but before rolling around on each other,
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I thought maybe we should
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talk about our, uh, kiss.
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Just in case you're confused.
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I am.
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I mean, hanging out
and dealing drugs together yesterday
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made me realize
how much I've missed our friendship.
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So I guess my question is,
do you...
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-like me?
-Like you?
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I haven't really
thought about it.
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You were dating Fred,
until he went to prison.
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-Do you like me?
-[chuckles]
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I asked you first.
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Don't try to make me
the vulnerable one here.
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Well, I mean, you kissed me.
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To stop your hallucination.
But then you kissed me, like, whoa!
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Well, then let's just say
we kissed each other.
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Even though we both know
it was you who kissed me.
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Which is impossible
because I don't like you like that.
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I like Fred.
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Oh, good. [sighs]
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Because I don't like you
like that either.
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Perfect. We're on
the same page.
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Wow. I'm so glad
we resolved all our issues
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before we had
to punch each other.
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Me too.
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And... Fight to see
who's less vulnerable.
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[screaming and grunting]
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[Velma yells]
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[Velma groans]
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What the hell, Daphne?
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If I was a real attacker,
you could've hurt me.
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You're supposed to go limp.
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And potentially let myself
get hurt by you instead?
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My journal's
not gonna believe this.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Cool it, ladies.
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There is no room
for personal beef in this class.
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We are not here
to attack each other.
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-At least not until tomorrow.
-Why?
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What's tomorrow?
Oh, no. Is it fajita day in the cafeteria?
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Last year some kid lost an eye
fighting for guac.
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No, after mastering
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today's self defense
techniques, tomorrow you'll be competing
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in the All Crystal Cove
Women's Self Defense Class Tournament.
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What? How will fighting girls
help us defend ourselves against attacks from guys?
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Is first prize a gun?
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It is now. Great idea!
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But the point of this
is to determine
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-who was the least
vulnerable girl in school. -[both] Ugh!
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[girl 1] Okay, but...
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is the best way to prevent
an attacker really just to become one.
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Works for Batman.
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Good luck tomorrow, girls.
And may the least vulnerable girl win.
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[Velma grunts]
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[Daphne grunts]
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[both grunting]
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[buzzer sounds]
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Wait. You wanna give me
therapy? I don't know.
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Jones men normally bury
their emotions until they explode on a family vacation,
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Sure, but therapy isn't just
a great way for therapists to remodel their kitchens.
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It also helps people.
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And I thought there might be
some things in your past you'd want to discuss.
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Like, how Father stood me up
at my birthday party?
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I tried to steer
the hot air balloon myself, but I was only four.
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Huh. Yeah, you think
we should start there?
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But I'd actually
rather talk about moms.
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Oh, I do miss my mom.
Uh, prison is cool,
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but nobody watches me pee
quite like Mother.
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Wow, another great place
to start, but...
248
00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:45,334
what do you think
about Velma's mom?
249
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,461
Diya Dinkley, she went missing
at your house.
250
00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:51,215
Uh, you know,
I think visiting time's over. I should go.
251
00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:54,302
Everything okay over here,
with the guy who put me in prison?
252
00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:56,470
Look, pal.
I don't want any problems.
253
00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,931
I'm just talking to my friend
on behalf of a female friend
254
00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,100
who might become
more than a friend if I play my cards right.
255
00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,852
You're wasting
your time, buddy.
256
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:06,564
Romantic relationships
between old friends rarely work out.
257
00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:07,857
It's always one-sided.
258
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,025
That's not true!
259
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,276
-[Norville grunts]
-[all gasp]
260
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:11,986
Ooh!
261
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,030
Uh-uh.
262
00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,698
["Tag, Ur It" playing]
263
00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:19,535
[grunts]
264
00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:20,661
[exhaling]
265
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,121
[panting]
266
00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:23,080
[sighs wearily]
267
00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:32,256
[music stops]
268
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:35,217
Okay, first girl to move
the other off the mat advances. Ready?
269
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,887
I'm going to beat
the Brazilian butt lift out of you.
270
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,556
You'll never undo
the work of Dr. Gross.
271
00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:42,016
I'm on the website.
272
00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:43,893
And... Fight!
273
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,770
-[girl 2] Whoo! Yes!
-[crowd cheering]
274
00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:47,813
[both grunting]
275
00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,402
[softly] Pathetic.
276
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,446
Wow, I can't believe
I was gonna fake a limp to get out of this.
277
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,408
-That's it. Go limp.
-Wha...
278
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,785
-[Velma grunts]
-[girl 3 screams]
279
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:04,246
Protect my butt.
Please throw me on my face.
280
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,999
-Sorry, I can't tell
which one's which. -[girl 3] Ah!
281
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,959
["Badass Motherfucker" playing]
282
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,380
[yawning]
283
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,092
Where do you think
you're going?
284
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:19,512
Kill her, honey.
I mean, go sportsmanship!
285
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:22,932
Sportsmanship her up
and teamwork out the pieces.
286
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,183
[Daphne grunts]
287
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,268
[grunting]
288
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:28,979
[girl 4 screams]
289
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,109
[bones cracking]
290
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,031
[screams]
291
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,036
[Daphne grunting]
292
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,960
-[girl 5 screams]
-I am not vulnerable.
293
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,628
No one will ever hurt me.
294
00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:53,712
[blood squelching]
295
00:11:56,715 --> 00:12:00,386
So he pushed me, and I said
classic transference. [chuckles]
296
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:01,887
and that's the last thing
I remember.
297
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,556
Guess I'm not as great
a therapist as I thought.
298
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,266
Norville, stop.
299
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:08,269
First rule of therapy,
you are as great as you think you are.
300
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:11,939
Unfortunately, no one
will ever take you seriously as a therapist
301
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:13,315
without this one little thing.
302
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,942
A PhD in psychology?
303
00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:16,694
[scoffs] Please.
304
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,696
I never finished mine
and literally no one's checked. No.
305
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:23,617
The only thing a therapist
really needs is a good cardigan.
306
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,995
It makes you look so dumpy
and non-threatening,
307
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,956
people instantly
feel comfortable opening up to you.
308
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,625
How do I look?
309
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:35,296
Like I want to scream
about how loud your mom chews.
310
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,715
[chuckles] Hey,
it's working already. Hmm.
311
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,135
[door opens]
312
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,095
Daphne, this is ridiculous.
313
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,264
Are we really going
to fight instead of just talking about what happened?
314
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:48,184
If memory serves,
I asked you a question.
315
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,935
I'm still waiting
for an answer.
316
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,854
Fine. I'll admit it.
317
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,606
I do like you like that.
318
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,065
[Daphne gasps]
319
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,568
What, are you scared
of having feelings for a girl?
320
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,862
Velma, please.
I have two moms.
321
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,780
I was baptized
on the set of Ellen.
322
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:05,367
It's just I have
a lot more at stake than you.
323
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,702
-Huh?
-[girl 3] Uh.
324
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:09,455
Daphne. Why are you talking
to that?
325
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:12,041
Oh, I get it.
You have more at stake,
326
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,210
because I'm not
as popular as you.
327
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,128
What? You're not popular
at all.
328
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,713
Well, let's see how popular
you are,
329
00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:20,174
after I kick
your perfect ass, Daphne,
330
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:21,258
[Velma yells]
331
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,468
[all laughing]
332
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,518
Oh, I'll give you something
to journal about.
333
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,896
Dear Diary,
Gird your loins.
334
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,898
[buzzer sounds]
335
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,400
Wait, they pulled me
out of mosque for you?
336
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:41,695
Yes. I thought we could
continue your therapy.
337
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,240
What? No way.
Why would I wanna--
338
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,744
Whoa, I feel funny.
339
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,663
Did they drug our food again?
340
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:51,872
Hmm.
341
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,290
So what were we
talking about, Doc?
342
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,709
We were discussing
your feelings
343
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,128
about the night
Velma's mom, Diya, went missing.
344
00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,090
Right, so Father had
just bought our house.
345
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:05,177
It was a dump. And he had
this brilliant idea to burn it for the insurance money.
346
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,472
But instead of fraud,
you committed murder.
347
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:12,059
I wish.
You can get over murder, but this could ruin a man.
348
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,394
I'll never tell.
349
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:19,441
So unflattering
and disarming. [exclaims]
350
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,443
The truth is, on the night
we were going to burn it down,
351
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,196
my father stood me up,
just like on my birthday.
352
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:28,617
Only this time, Bill Gates
didn't even jump out of a cake for me.
353
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,328
Wait, that's it?
And that's worse than murder?
354
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,664
Oh, then some Indian lady
pulled up.
355
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,291
Yes. Tell me about her.
356
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,042
Why, you into that? Respect.
357
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,628
-No. What was she doing there?
-[Fred] I don't know.
358
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,465
My dad told me never
to pay attention to women over 35.
359
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,843
[sighs] Okay. This is useless.
360
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:49,138
You clearly had nothing
to do with Diya's kidnapping.
361
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,639
-[gasps]
-Sorry, Doc.
362
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,183
You're not getting out of here
until you help me
363
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,893
with my passive aggression.
364
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,605
But if you really wanna leave,
I guess I can just go suffer
365
00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,274
with the other guys
waiting to talk to you.
366
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,068
Oh!
367
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:07,323
[mom 2] Welcome fans
of women's self-defense!
368
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:12,411
Now who's ready for some
bone-crushing empowerment?
369
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,246
[crowd cheering]
370
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,456
In one corner,
371
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,708
weighing in at 110 pounds,
372
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:21,670
and with a social media
reach of 12,300,
373
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,466
Daphne,
"the Ginger Jack-Hammer" Blake.
374
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,509
[crowd cheering]
375
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,178
And in the other corner,
376
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,513
weighing in at "how-dare-you?"
377
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,641
And with a social media
reach of,
378
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,684
"she says
she's too good for it."
379
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,854
Velma, Indian middle name,
Dinkley.
380
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,439
-[faint clapping]
-[girl 6 sarcastically] Yay...
381
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:41,857
[boy 1] Sit down.
382
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:45,736
Now let's find out
which girl is less vulnerable.
383
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,697
Hydrate up.
You're gonna need it when you're crying later.
384
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,367
Wow. I haven't seen someone
this overly confident
385
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,035
since my moms
on election day, 2016.
386
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:57,373
Really thought
Jill Stein had it. Anyway. Fight!
387
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,540
[Daphne grunts] Ah!
388
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,042
-[crowd cheering]
-[Daphne] What?
389
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,461
How's your stomach so hard?
Are you a robot?
390
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,505
Is that why you never shower
after gym?
391
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,340
No, my stomach's
like my lips,
392
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,842
soft, and a lot of weird noises
come out of it.
393
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:10,594
What you felt was...
394
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:12,638
-Wait, that's my journal.
-[Velma] Yeah,
395
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,556
and I'm about to perform
the audiobook.
396
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,475
[in British accent]
With voices and everything, innit?
397
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,435
[in normal voice]
Velma, please don't do this.
398
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,896
-You hurt me. I hurt you.
-[microphone feedback]
399
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:23,899
Hey, everyone.
So you all think that Daphne is the perfect,
400
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:26,193
beautiful, girl-next-door,
right?
401
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,736
Well, it's a lie.
402
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,363
According to her own journal,
403
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:32,574
Daphne is so messed up
that she has a daily session
404
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,743
with our school
guidance counselor, Lamont.
405
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,870
to discuss her issues.
406
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,455
[microphone feedback]
407
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,714
Guys, come on.
408
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,299
I just made Daphne vulnerable.
I win.
409
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,928
Now laugh as we watch
her precious popularity fade away.
410
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:54,596
-[crowd booing]
-Why would we do that?
411
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:59,643
Mental health is no joke,
no matter how lame Lamont is.
412
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,895
Yeah. No matter
how lame I am.
413
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,066
[crowd chanting]
Daphne, Daphne!
414
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,776
Oh, no.
415
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,361
-[smacks]
-[Velma groans]
416
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,995
Look, Velma, the only way
you're going to avoid suspension
417
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,038
is if you apologize
to Daphne.
418
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,623
I have to apologize?
419
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,001
She kicked me so hard,
my tubes are now tied.
420
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:28,255
Yes, but you hurt her feelings,
which is way worse these days.
421
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,382
Now, would you care
to tell me why?
422
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,552
No way. And good luck
trying to get in my head without your cardigan, sucker.
423
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,721
Yeah, Norville told me
about your little trick.
424
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,309
[meditative music playing]
425
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,688
Fine. I know I have to talk
to someone
426
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,565
about my feelings
for Daphne, but...
427
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,818
[exclaims]
428
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,946
But my mom is the person
I talk to when I'm confused.
429
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,907
and talking to anyone else
feels like a betrayal,
430
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,284
like I'm admitting
she's gone for good.
431
00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:00,370
I see that, but hasn't
not talking to someone else
432
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,748
gotten you even further
from finding her.
433
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,667
Huh.
434
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,587
Okay. That feels smart,
but it's coming from you so...
435
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:11,173
Yeah. No,
I surprised myself there.
436
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,675
I'm really just supposed
to talk to kids about college,
437
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,886
but my point is...
438
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,763
uh...uh... Nope. Lost it.
439
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,556
I think you meant that
440
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,059
by refusing to figure out
my feelings for Daphne in the beginning,
441
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,269
I just made this whole mess
with her instead.
442
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,480
That's it. You know,
a smart girl like you
443
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,565
would be real
Smith College material.
444
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:31,026
Okay, but do I still have
to apologize to Daphne?
445
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:34,530
I only read her journal
because she said she was too popular for me.
446
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:35,864
Up to you, Velma.
447
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,200
But sometimes
when you're being attacked,
448
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,953
-the best thing to do is--
-Go limp.
449
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,371
You're right.
450
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,706
I was going to say
go for the eyes! [chuckles]
451
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,043
[Norville]
So it looks like Fred
452
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,462
isn't connected
to your mom's disappearance. Good news, right?
453
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,381
No, it's terrible news.
454
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,467
It means my big clue
is a dead end, and Fred is probably innocent.
455
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,302
Yeah, but isn't it
a little comforting
456
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,721
to see a rich white guy
get wrongly convicted for once?
457
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,515
I'm too distracted to enjoy it.
458
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,600
I need to make things right
with Daphne.
459
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,564
Wait for me, okay?
460
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,732
Unless you feel like
getting me a snow cone and immediately coming back.
461
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,527
Sure. I don't have
anything else scheduled for right now. Oh, crap!
462
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,203
[man coughs]
463
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,125
Well, 10-minute rule.
Norville is not coming.
464
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,962
Guess I'll have to channel
my childhood trauma into becoming a lawyer
465
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:35,257
and helping my imprisoned
brothers appeal their convictions.
466
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,717
No, nobody leaves.
467
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,052
Why does everyone think
they can stand me up?
468
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,554
[grunts]
469
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,849
Okay. Riot it is.
470
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,685
-[prisoners grunting]
-[alarm sounding]
471
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,190
[siren blaring]
472
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,570
[cat meows]
473
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,532
[cell phone vibrates]
474
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,036
Hmm.
475
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:06,955
What do you want, Velma?
476
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,624
I came to apologize.
477
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:12,169
I'm sorry I read your journal
out loud to everyone in school.
478
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,795
-Velma.
-Yes, I know, I know.
479
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,547
Now you want to apologize
to me?
480
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,091
-For what?
-For saying I'm not popular enough for you.
481
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,469
-I never said that.
-Well, someone said it.
482
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,429
-You said it
-And I meant it.
483
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:25,015
This has nothing to do
with popularity, Velma.
484
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,309
Do you even know
why I've been talking to Lamont?
485
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:31,104
No, honestly, I just flipped
through your journal looking for sexy stuff.
486
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,481
Bit of a snooze, IMHO.
487
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,274
Okay, well, I'm talking to him
488
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,026
because searching
for my birth parents
489
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,570
has brought up
a lot of feelings of abandonment for me.
490
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:39,529
Oh.
491
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,531
I'm sorry.
492
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,158
-When my mom--
-Exactly.
493
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:45,577
When your mom went missing
you abandoned me too.
494
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,829
What? Only after you got hot
and ditched me.
495
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,623
That's not true.
You shut me out first.
496
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:52,125
I shut everyone out.
I still haven't seen my dentist,
497
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,585
nor do I intend to.
498
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:59,549
Okay, so maybe a little fault
in our falling out lies with me?
499
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,010
And then we kissed,
and it was amazing.
500
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,222
But you said you didn't like me
like that and I freaked out.
501
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:08,058
'Cause I thought you're going
to go away again.
502
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,644
So wait, is this an apology?
503
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,354
Well, do you like me?
504
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,689
You know I do.
505
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,441
But I'm also, kill me,
super attracted to Fred.
506
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,276
Whoa! You do need therapy.
507
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,697
Honestly, I think
what I really need is a friend.
508
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:22,698
Me, too.
509
00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:24,199
But also,
510
00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:25,867
-maybe a friend who fu--
-No.
511
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,537
Let's just keep it simple
and try and be friends again.
512
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,788
Yeah, you're right.
513
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,665
I can only obsess
over one woman at a time.
514
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,917
And right now
it has to be my mom.
515
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,127
So should we hug it out?
516
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,920
Friends hug, boobs touch,
no crotch.
517
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,630
Boobs touch, no crotch.
518
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,468
-Maybe, let's just shake. Yeah?
-Yes, love a shake.
519
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,179
Just two friends,
sharing a casual handshake.
520
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,266
Good night, friend.
521
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,059
-Good night, friend.
-[door opens]
522
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,104
[sighs in relief]
523
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:56,565
[monster growling]
524
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,442
[Velma screaming]
525
00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:01,153
Well, at least
my hallucinations are back to normal.
526
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:03,989
What the hell, Norville?
You're supposed to drive me home.
527
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,866
Now I have to walk.
528
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,952
I have literally
never been madder.
529
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:09,953
Hi, Dad.
530
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,999
[police siren wailing]
531
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:17,461
Son, I hate to say it,
but you're not ready for the cardigan.
532
00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:20,130
With medium power
comes medium responsibility.
533
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:21,840
I know. I'm sorry.
534
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,471
Crystal Cove Insane Asylum?
535
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:29,306
Why is this in here?
536
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:33,393
[stammering] What? Oh, that.
I... I... I have a friend who works there.
537
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,521
Doctor... uh... Bad Excuse.
538
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:37,481
Hmm.
539
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,819
Why do you have this, Dad?
540
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,113
[sighs]
541
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,949
Son, there's something
I need to tell you
542
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,618
about your mother.
543
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:57,918
[sighs]
544
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:03,715
Hey, stranger.
545
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:16,561
[prisoners panting]
546
00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:19,815
Look, a cabin.
547
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,775
We can ask directions to town.
548
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,068
Ask directions?
549
00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:24,820
I thought your nickname
was The Thief,
550
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,030
-not The Puss.
-[all laughing]
551
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,533
Fine, suit yourselves.
552
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:32,619
Okay, now who has a phone
so I can call my driver?
553
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,206
Oh, you guys want to use
one of your drivers?
554
00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:37,707
[mom 2] Freeze! Police!
555
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,543
-[frantic shouting]
-[Fred] Ah! Oh.
556
00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:41,253
[Fred] You'll never
take me alive.
557
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:42,587
[panting] Whoa!
558
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:46,633
But why won't we
take you alive, Fred?
559
00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:50,011
Because I wanna look tough
to impress my father.
560
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,138
Aw!
561
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,640
[groaning]
562
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:54,933
[Fred groans]
563
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:55,976
[both cheer]
564
00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:58,145
[theme music playing]
565
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,089
[man] Go to bed.
566
00:24:26,139 --> 00:24:30,689
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