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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:05,982 [BELL JINGLING] 2 00:02:08,822 --> 00:02:09,881 - Hello, Chico. - Hello. 3 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:11,353 I have a letter for you. 4 00:02:11,558 --> 00:02:13,618 - There's two pesos due on it. - Then keep it. 5 00:02:13,827 --> 00:02:15,523 But maybe somebody wants a room here. 6 00:02:15,729 --> 00:02:18,426 Nobody ever wants a room here. 7 00:02:18,665 --> 00:02:20,759 - Who is it from? - It's from the United States. 8 00:02:20,968 --> 00:02:24,132 - Someplace called Boston. - Boston? 9 00:02:24,338 --> 00:02:26,773 Boston! Give it to me. Here. 10 00:02:26,974 --> 00:02:29,205 Here. Give it to me. Boston. 11 00:02:37,751 --> 00:02:38,844 Fernando. 12 00:02:39,653 --> 00:02:41,246 Rosita. 13 00:02:41,455 --> 00:02:42,821 Fernando. 14 00:02:43,023 --> 00:02:46,084 Rosita, a letter from Boston. 15 00:02:46,293 --> 00:02:48,728 Must be from Ricardo, the chief's son. 16 00:02:48,929 --> 00:02:52,422 Fernando, letter. Must be the little one. 17 00:02:53,634 --> 00:02:55,967 But, hey-- But who can read it? 18 00:02:56,169 --> 00:02:58,400 - Pepito. Pepito, he can read. - Pepito. 19 00:02:58,605 --> 00:03:00,039 FERNANDO: Pepito. CHICO: Pepito. 20 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:01,520 ROSITA: Pepito. FERNANDO: Pepito. 21 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:02,869 CHICO: Pepito. ROSITA: Pepito. 22 00:03:03,076 --> 00:03:04,704 CHICO: Pepito. FERNANDO: Pepito. 23 00:03:05,112 --> 00:03:06,740 PEPITO: Here I am. 24 00:03:07,047 --> 00:03:10,381 Please. Here, Pepito. 25 00:03:10,584 --> 00:03:13,452 If you can read this for me, a whole peso for you. 26 00:03:13,654 --> 00:03:14,986 Read. 27 00:03:15,756 --> 00:03:18,453 "Dear, Chico, my father's old friend. 28 00:03:18,659 --> 00:03:22,152 How nice of you to invite me to come out to California... 29 00:03:22,362 --> 00:03:24,160 ...the home of my childhood. 30 00:03:24,364 --> 00:03:27,596 I am sorry to hear that business has been bad... 31 00:03:27,801 --> 00:03:29,633 ...but please stop worrying. 32 00:03:29,836 --> 00:03:31,828 I know that I can help you. 33 00:03:32,039 --> 00:03:34,474 There is a school right here in Boston... 34 00:03:34,675 --> 00:03:39,306 ...that teaches nothing but how to manage a business like father's. 35 00:03:39,546 --> 00:03:41,640 For years, I have been studying. 36 00:03:41,882 --> 00:03:44,113 I am leaving at once to join you. 37 00:03:44,318 --> 00:03:48,881 Together we'll run the business and turn it into a great success. 38 00:03:49,089 --> 00:03:51,024 Ever yours, Ricardo." 39 00:03:51,491 --> 00:03:55,019 You hear that? In Boston they teach you how to be a bandit. 40 00:03:55,228 --> 00:03:56,992 You can learn it in a school. 41 00:03:57,764 --> 00:04:01,201 When we're back in business again we're gonna be bandits once more. 42 00:04:01,401 --> 00:04:04,303 We'll ride and rob and be rich and famous. 43 00:04:04,504 --> 00:04:07,668 Fernando, my horse. Get my horse. Quick. I gotta tell the men. 44 00:04:15,549 --> 00:04:17,541 CHICO: Olé, Pablo. 45 00:04:19,319 --> 00:04:20,753 Come on. 46 00:04:21,421 --> 00:04:22,548 [MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 47 00:04:31,365 --> 00:04:32,663 Pedro. 48 00:04:32,866 --> 00:04:34,494 Olé. 49 00:04:35,035 --> 00:04:36,333 Esteban. 50 00:04:36,536 --> 00:04:37,663 [SHOUTS] 51 00:04:38,572 --> 00:04:39,835 Come on. 52 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,133 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 53 00:04:56,690 --> 00:04:59,125 CHICO: Amigos. Amigos. 54 00:04:59,326 --> 00:05:00,726 MAN: Hey. 55 00:05:01,628 --> 00:05:04,393 Look what I have been keeping for our new chief. 56 00:05:04,598 --> 00:05:08,592 A beautiful picture of his father, a real likeness. 57 00:05:08,902 --> 00:05:09,961 ALL: Oh! 58 00:05:10,170 --> 00:05:11,297 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 59 00:05:12,305 --> 00:05:13,739 How proud his son will be. 60 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:15,169 And why not? 61 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:17,901 In the whole history of California... 62 00:05:18,145 --> 00:05:21,912 ...never has there been such a reward for a bandit. Never. 63 00:05:22,115 --> 00:05:25,552 Do you know what they are offering for the head of Dirty Danilo? 64 00:05:25,786 --> 00:05:27,652 - No. - Five hundred pesos. 65 00:05:27,854 --> 00:05:29,948 - And that's too much. - Sure it's too much. 66 00:05:30,157 --> 00:05:31,625 Where are you going to hang him? 67 00:05:31,825 --> 00:05:34,624 Please, let us not use that word. 68 00:05:36,196 --> 00:05:38,392 The boy will be just like him. 69 00:05:38,598 --> 00:05:40,794 Wait and see. 70 00:05:44,438 --> 00:05:46,464 Chico, Chico, look. 71 00:05:46,673 --> 00:05:48,107 Ricardo's arriving. 72 00:05:48,642 --> 00:05:50,804 He rides like the devil. 73 00:05:51,044 --> 00:05:52,137 [MEN CHEERING] 74 00:05:53,613 --> 00:05:54,774 BANDIT: How he rides. 75 00:05:55,015 --> 00:05:56,313 Just like his father. 76 00:06:00,887 --> 00:06:02,753 What a leader he will make. 77 00:06:02,956 --> 00:06:05,482 Come, everyone, let us greet him. 78 00:06:07,794 --> 00:06:09,262 Manuel, bring the music. 79 00:06:09,463 --> 00:06:11,343 - Come on. Hurry up. BANDIT: Come on, muchachos. 80 00:06:12,099 --> 00:06:15,263 Everybody, come on. Let us give him a welcome of a hero. 81 00:06:15,469 --> 00:06:17,301 Come on, everybody. 82 00:06:17,771 --> 00:06:19,069 [ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 83 00:06:41,828 --> 00:06:43,421 How do you do? 84 00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:47,867 I-- I'm terribly sorry. I haven't known the horse very long and I-- 85 00:06:48,602 --> 00:06:53,563 And I'm terribly sorry that I messed up the furniture. 86 00:06:53,774 --> 00:06:56,744 - This is a very nice place you've got here. - Yes. 87 00:06:56,977 --> 00:06:59,776 - And who is that? - That is the Kissing Bandit. 88 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:02,176 - The Kissing Bandit. - Your father. 89 00:07:02,382 --> 00:07:04,544 It's my father, the Kissing-- 90 00:07:04,751 --> 00:07:07,812 My father, the Kissing Bandit? 91 00:07:08,021 --> 00:07:10,616 - Of course. - My father.... 92 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,851 [MOANS] 93 00:07:20,767 --> 00:07:22,963 Where--? Where am I? 94 00:07:25,005 --> 00:07:26,200 What happened? 95 00:07:26,406 --> 00:07:29,069 Little one, you fainted. 96 00:07:29,910 --> 00:07:31,936 RICARDO: I fainted? - No. No, no, don't worry. 97 00:07:32,179 --> 00:07:33,179 Don't worry, Ricardo. 98 00:07:33,413 --> 00:07:37,009 I am Chico, your old friend, remember? 99 00:07:37,350 --> 00:07:39,979 Oh, yeah. Hello. 100 00:07:42,389 --> 00:07:43,914 Chico... 101 00:07:44,124 --> 00:07:47,322 ...what you said about my father, he did own the inn, didn't he? 102 00:07:47,527 --> 00:07:48,767 He was an innkeeper, wasn't he? 103 00:07:48,929 --> 00:07:50,090 Shh, shh, shh. 104 00:07:51,464 --> 00:07:55,367 Didn't you ever hear about him doing something else? 105 00:07:55,969 --> 00:07:57,597 Oh. 106 00:07:58,004 --> 00:08:00,940 Yes, I heard he had a little sideline. 107 00:08:01,141 --> 00:08:02,666 Mm. Mm-hm. 108 00:08:04,711 --> 00:08:08,239 You mean, the little sideline was being a bandit? 109 00:08:08,481 --> 00:08:11,940 No, the little sideline was being an innkeeper. 110 00:08:12,185 --> 00:08:15,314 The main thing was being a bandit. 111 00:08:15,522 --> 00:08:17,957 Oh, my. 112 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:20,753 Oh, me. 113 00:08:20,961 --> 00:08:22,827 Son of a bandit. 114 00:08:23,029 --> 00:08:24,327 That's terrible. 115 00:08:24,531 --> 00:08:27,126 But you're not the son of just a bandit. 116 00:08:27,334 --> 00:08:31,465 You're the son of the Kissing Bandit, the greatest bandit in all California. 117 00:08:31,671 --> 00:08:33,401 Big thing. 118 00:08:37,244 --> 00:08:39,770 Tell me, when you answered my letter... 119 00:08:40,013 --> 00:08:42,676 ...when you said you wanted to take your father's place... 120 00:08:42,916 --> 00:08:45,852 ...you meant you wanted to be an innkeeper? 121 00:08:46,052 --> 00:08:47,816 Of course. 122 00:08:48,021 --> 00:08:50,115 Chico, I know all about the hotel business. 123 00:08:50,323 --> 00:08:51,621 I've studied. 124 00:08:51,825 --> 00:08:55,057 Look, I brought my cookbooks... 125 00:08:55,262 --> 00:08:59,165 ...and plans to make this the finest hotel in all California. 126 00:08:59,366 --> 00:09:02,825 I-- Hot water in every room. 127 00:09:03,036 --> 00:09:05,335 Clean sheets on every bed. 128 00:09:05,538 --> 00:09:07,029 And window boxes. 129 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:11,769 Window boxes in every window with pretty flowers and-- 130 00:09:12,012 --> 00:09:13,241 Oh. 131 00:09:14,281 --> 00:09:15,840 Chico? 132 00:09:18,285 --> 00:09:21,119 You mean, when you sent for me to take my father's place... 133 00:09:21,321 --> 00:09:23,256 ...you thought I would be the bandit chief? 134 00:09:23,456 --> 00:09:25,152 Of course. 135 00:09:25,358 --> 00:09:27,088 Oh, no. 136 00:09:27,294 --> 00:09:29,160 No, no, no. 137 00:09:29,362 --> 00:09:31,729 - But-- But, listen, Ricardo. - No. 138 00:09:31,932 --> 00:09:35,164 Ever since your father died, I kept his men together. 139 00:09:35,368 --> 00:09:38,236 They had offers, good offers from other chiefs. 140 00:09:38,438 --> 00:09:41,306 From Dirty Danilo, One-Eyed Louie... 141 00:09:41,508 --> 00:09:43,477 ...but I never let them take the offers. 142 00:09:43,677 --> 00:09:47,239 "No," I said, "we will wait for the son of our chief." 143 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:51,008 "He will be a great leader," I said, "just like his father." 144 00:09:51,251 --> 00:09:52,742 And you gotta be. 145 00:09:52,986 --> 00:09:55,421 You gotta be and you're gonna be. 146 00:09:55,622 --> 00:09:57,557 No, no, Chico, that's ridiculous. 147 00:09:57,757 --> 00:09:59,282 I couldn't lead any men. 148 00:09:59,492 --> 00:10:01,859 I couldn't lead anybody. 149 00:10:02,595 --> 00:10:04,063 Look. 150 00:10:05,432 --> 00:10:07,230 Look at me. 151 00:10:08,168 --> 00:10:10,569 If I held you up, would you give me your money? 152 00:10:12,138 --> 00:10:13,197 Well, I-- 153 00:10:13,406 --> 00:10:17,741 Well, your father didn't look too good when he first started either. 154 00:10:17,978 --> 00:10:19,071 Wait. 155 00:10:19,779 --> 00:10:22,044 But, Chico, I can't even ride. 156 00:10:22,248 --> 00:10:24,046 You saw me fall off that horse. 157 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,981 - Well, everyone can have an accident. - That was no accident. 158 00:10:27,187 --> 00:10:29,622 I've been falling off that horse ever since I got him. 159 00:10:29,823 --> 00:10:30,847 I'm afraid of him. 160 00:10:31,057 --> 00:10:35,358 I'm afraid of fights and loud noises and-- Well, I'm practically afraid of everything. 161 00:10:35,562 --> 00:10:38,088 Nearly everybody is afraid of nearly everything. 162 00:10:38,298 --> 00:10:41,063 All you gotta do is not to show it. 163 00:10:42,002 --> 00:10:44,028 There. That was your father's. 164 00:10:44,237 --> 00:10:47,264 - Oh, it's no use, Chico. - Wait. 165 00:10:48,441 --> 00:10:49,807 Here. 166 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:51,642 Your father's sombrero. 167 00:10:51,878 --> 00:10:53,312 Oh, you're wasting your time. 168 00:10:53,546 --> 00:10:56,539 What a difference. Already you look twice as big. 169 00:10:56,783 --> 00:11:00,777 Sure. Look at yourself in the glass. Go on. Look. 170 00:11:03,523 --> 00:11:05,924 Oh, you look just like your father. 171 00:11:06,126 --> 00:11:09,028 If I didn't know it was you, I would think it was him. 172 00:11:09,229 --> 00:11:12,222 You were born to be a bandit. 173 00:11:14,234 --> 00:11:18,433 You know, I read a lot of books when I was a little boy about bandits. 174 00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:21,107 Like Robin Hood and people like that. 175 00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:23,538 - Must be a rather exciting life. - Huh? 176 00:11:24,144 --> 00:11:26,136 You read books about the bandits? 177 00:11:26,379 --> 00:11:30,578 Then you know practically everything and what you don't know, I will show you. 178 00:11:30,784 --> 00:11:33,219 You're gonna be rich and famous like your father. 179 00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:35,513 Then I will be happy, the men will be happy... 180 00:11:35,722 --> 00:11:40,160 ...and everyone will know the Kissing Bandit is riding again. 181 00:11:41,761 --> 00:11:45,630 Chico, why did they call my father the Kissing Bandit? 182 00:11:45,832 --> 00:11:48,199 Oh, every bandit chief got a trademark. 183 00:11:48,401 --> 00:11:51,235 After every robbery, your father used to kiss the women... 184 00:11:51,438 --> 00:11:52,929 ...like you're gonna do. 185 00:11:53,139 --> 00:11:55,267 That was his trademark. 186 00:11:55,475 --> 00:11:57,740 - He kissed women he didn't even know? - Sure. 187 00:11:57,977 --> 00:11:59,377 Women he wasn't introduced to? 188 00:11:59,612 --> 00:12:01,080 Oh, but you're gonna like it. 189 00:12:01,314 --> 00:12:02,748 Oh, no, I won't. 190 00:12:02,949 --> 00:12:05,475 Why, in Boston you don't even kiss women you do know. 191 00:12:05,718 --> 00:12:08,153 - Not until you're engaged to them. Oh, no. - But wait. 192 00:12:08,354 --> 00:12:10,084 Kissing is the best part of the job... 193 00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:13,260 ...because in California, all the women are beautiful. 194 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:17,488 We got nothing but beautiful women. 195 00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:28,535 WOMAN: Teresa, the carriage is waiting and your aunt is getting nervous. 196 00:12:28,741 --> 00:12:30,869 Oh, thank you, sister. 197 00:12:34,414 --> 00:12:37,646 Teresa, are you sad about leaving the school? 198 00:12:37,851 --> 00:12:40,650 - Hmm. - Well, are you happy? 199 00:12:40,854 --> 00:12:41,878 Mm-mm. 200 00:12:42,088 --> 00:12:44,023 WOMAN 1: No more studying once you're home. 201 00:12:44,224 --> 00:12:45,487 And no more classes. 202 00:12:45,692 --> 00:12:50,289 And you won't get to play with us and sing for us or anything anymore. 203 00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:56,159 WOMAN 2: What are you going to do? You're finishing everything today. 204 00:12:56,369 --> 00:12:59,533 Oh, no, my life begins tomorrow. 205 00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:02,504 It's true there won't be classes or lessons but-- 206 00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:04,143 Well, there will be new things. 207 00:13:04,377 --> 00:13:07,313 Things like-- Like romance. 208 00:13:08,114 --> 00:13:11,516 And that's something you don't even know about. 209 00:13:11,985 --> 00:13:17,686 As a matter of fact, it's something I don't even know about yet. 210 00:13:18,158 --> 00:13:21,651 [SINGING] They say romance is sweet 211 00:13:21,861 --> 00:13:25,559 My dreams have told me so 212 00:13:25,765 --> 00:13:30,328 Though love and I have yet to meet 213 00:13:30,537 --> 00:13:35,703 Tomorrow I should know 214 00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:41,505 Tomorrow means romance for me 215 00:13:41,748 --> 00:13:45,685 For my lover will appear 216 00:13:45,919 --> 00:13:51,881 There's a meaning to romance for me 217 00:13:52,091 --> 00:13:56,825 When I see my cavalier 218 00:13:57,030 --> 00:14:02,469 He may be a dream that sings to me 219 00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:06,936 Or a shepherd in disguise 220 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:13,979 Or an angel morning brings to me 221 00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:18,515 With the devil in his eyes 222 00:14:18,718 --> 00:14:22,678 Oh, I know that sweet tomorrow 223 00:14:22,889 --> 00:14:28,487 Will be different from today 224 00:14:28,695 --> 00:14:32,894 For the love I meet tomorrow 225 00:14:33,099 --> 00:14:41,667 Will take my heart away 226 00:14:42,408 --> 00:14:48,814 Though no gypsy told me foolish things 227 00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:53,817 Still my walk becomes a dance 228 00:14:54,020 --> 00:15:00,927 And my heart with all 229 00:15:01,127 --> 00:15:04,962 Its music sings 230 00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:14,836 For tomorrow means romance 231 00:15:15,308 --> 00:15:17,675 WOMAN 3: Oh, Teresa, that was beautiful. 232 00:15:35,595 --> 00:15:38,394 It is good idea, Chico, putting him up there out of the way. 233 00:15:38,598 --> 00:15:39,657 Oh, sure. 234 00:15:39,866 --> 00:15:41,732 I never thought he would give in so easy. 235 00:15:41,934 --> 00:15:45,132 Well, it's what he thinks a bandit chief should look like... 236 00:15:45,338 --> 00:15:48,331 ...a man on a white horse way up in the clouds... 237 00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:50,373 ...where he's nice and safe. 238 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:53,307 I told him when the coach stops to come down the back way... 239 00:15:53,546 --> 00:15:54,980 ...that will take a long time. 240 00:15:55,214 --> 00:15:59,015 By then, the holdup is finished so he can kiss the women who are around. 241 00:15:59,218 --> 00:16:00,686 It's a nice, good plan. 242 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,548 You told him he's got to kiss? 243 00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:04,553 Oh, I made him swear. 244 00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:20,664 Hey, Chico, look, look. He's waving his arms. 245 00:16:22,308 --> 00:16:25,972 - Chico, Chico, the coach. - The coach. 246 00:16:26,212 --> 00:16:28,647 All right, amigos, business. 247 00:16:29,115 --> 00:16:30,310 It's wonderful. 248 00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:32,815 Our first holdup in a long time. 249 00:16:33,019 --> 00:16:36,183 How he carries on, what enthusiasm. 250 00:16:36,389 --> 00:16:37,880 Hurry. 251 00:16:38,091 --> 00:16:39,389 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH] 252 00:16:56,576 --> 00:16:57,874 [GUNSHOTS] 253 00:16:58,211 --> 00:16:59,731 MAN 1: Stay where you are. MAN 2: What? 254 00:17:00,012 --> 00:17:01,207 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 255 00:17:01,581 --> 00:17:03,482 MAN 3: Get on top. MAN 1: Stay where you are. 256 00:17:03,683 --> 00:17:05,777 - What is this? - A holdup by the Kissing Bandit. 257 00:17:06,252 --> 00:17:08,744 The Kissing Bandit? Since when is he riding again? 258 00:17:08,955 --> 00:17:11,049 Since now. Get the trunks off. 259 00:17:11,257 --> 00:17:14,386 You wouldn't dare. I'm Colonel Gomez of the governor's own guard. 260 00:17:14,594 --> 00:17:16,222 No, colonel, I wouldn't. 261 00:17:16,429 --> 00:17:18,955 You're very surrounded. 262 00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:25,632 Yeah, I guess I am, all right. 263 00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:28,774 I'm escorting the governor's daughter back home to the governor. 264 00:17:28,975 --> 00:17:29,975 We have no money. 265 00:17:30,176 --> 00:17:32,645 Maybe you forgot something. Get him off the horse. 266 00:17:32,879 --> 00:17:35,007 No, please. The governor won't like this at all. 267 00:17:35,248 --> 00:17:38,650 - That's too bad. GOMEZ: The governor won't like this at all. 268 00:17:38,885 --> 00:17:40,581 Who are you, you ugly man? 269 00:17:40,787 --> 00:17:43,586 I have the honor to be one of the men of the Kissing Bandit. 270 00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:45,470 - The Kissing Bandit? - The Kissing Bandit? 271 00:17:45,558 --> 00:17:47,618 CHICO: Uh-huh. That's him up there. 272 00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:52,662 But don't be afraid. We don't harm the women. 273 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,128 Oh, I'm not afraid of you. 274 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:57,064 Oh, and I'm not afraid of you neither. 275 00:17:57,303 --> 00:18:00,762 But this one, this one scares me a little. 276 00:18:02,241 --> 00:18:03,539 The beast. 277 00:18:03,743 --> 00:18:05,439 Teresa, stay away from that window. 278 00:18:05,678 --> 00:18:08,341 Oh, Aunt Isabella, look. Isn't he wonderful? 279 00:18:08,581 --> 00:18:10,277 That's the way a man ought to look. 280 00:18:10,483 --> 00:18:12,076 Teresa, I must speak to you. 281 00:18:12,285 --> 00:18:14,117 You've doubtless heard what he does. 282 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,482 The Kissing Bandit, to women, I mean. 283 00:18:16,689 --> 00:18:17,689 Why, he kisses them. 284 00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,916 Yes, well, it mustn't happen to you. 285 00:18:20,126 --> 00:18:22,220 Your father would never live down the disgrace. 286 00:18:22,428 --> 00:18:25,660 And so you're to stay right here and I will get out. 287 00:18:25,865 --> 00:18:30,326 - But what good will that do? - Why, he'll kiss me instead. 288 00:18:30,536 --> 00:18:35,065 It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the honor of our family. 289 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:44,016 CHICO: Come on. Get out. Over there, please. 290 00:18:44,984 --> 00:18:47,681 RICARDO: Gonzales, our moment has come. 291 00:18:50,723 --> 00:18:53,124 No, Ricardo, please go back. 292 00:18:53,326 --> 00:18:54,919 That's not the right way. 293 00:18:57,897 --> 00:18:59,456 [GRUNTING] 294 00:19:48,114 --> 00:19:49,582 Hello. 295 00:19:50,182 --> 00:19:51,810 I'm terribly sorry about all this. 296 00:19:53,786 --> 00:19:55,584 Don't be afraid. 297 00:20:29,589 --> 00:20:31,217 Stop this coach immediately. 298 00:20:42,568 --> 00:20:43,968 Everything's all right now. 299 00:20:44,170 --> 00:20:47,299 I'm awfully sorry. We almost had a terrible accident. 300 00:20:48,374 --> 00:20:51,242 You were wonderful. Thank you very much for saving my life. 301 00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:56,512 I'll be right down. 302 00:20:56,716 --> 00:20:58,708 Oh, no, please, señor. I'd rather you wouldn't. 303 00:21:01,954 --> 00:21:06,050 I'd rather extend my thanks from where I am to where you are. 304 00:21:06,525 --> 00:21:07,686 Do you know who I am? 305 00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:09,794 Yes, you're a bandit. 306 00:21:09,996 --> 00:21:12,158 Not just a bandit. 307 00:21:12,932 --> 00:21:14,901 The Kissing Bandit. 308 00:21:30,716 --> 00:21:33,618 - What's the matter? - Nothing, I-- 309 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,087 Have you been having a nice trip? 310 00:21:37,523 --> 00:21:39,788 It's wonderful weather for a trip. 311 00:21:39,992 --> 00:21:41,858 Certainly, I'm not having a nice trip. 312 00:21:42,061 --> 00:21:44,292 Do you think I enjoy meeting a man like you? 313 00:21:44,497 --> 00:21:46,625 I'm having a terrible trip. 314 00:21:46,832 --> 00:21:49,666 Oh, yes, I suppose I did interrupt your journey. 315 00:21:49,869 --> 00:21:51,360 I'm awfully sorry. 316 00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:53,766 Why are you making fun of me this way? 317 00:21:53,973 --> 00:21:55,601 How can you be so horrible? 318 00:21:56,342 --> 00:21:57,833 I'm not making fun of you. 319 00:21:58,077 --> 00:21:59,443 TERESA: Oh, you're not? 320 00:21:59,645 --> 00:22:02,080 Standing here making conversation about the weather... 321 00:22:02,281 --> 00:22:04,978 ...when all the time you know what you're going to do. 322 00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,385 What I'm going to do? 323 00:22:07,887 --> 00:22:09,549 I know you're going to kiss me. 324 00:22:09,755 --> 00:22:11,917 If you think I'm going to be as-- 325 00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:16,425 As undignified as to struggle with you, you're wrong. 326 00:22:19,498 --> 00:22:22,127 No, I-- I'm not going to kiss you. 327 00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:26,795 - You're not? - I couldn't. 328 00:22:30,643 --> 00:22:31,975 [HORSE WHINNYING] 329 00:22:32,945 --> 00:22:35,779 Look, there come my men. 330 00:22:39,318 --> 00:22:42,550 CHICO: Are you all right, little one? - Yes, I'm fine. 331 00:22:46,592 --> 00:22:50,393 - When you kissed her, did she faint? - No. 332 00:22:50,596 --> 00:22:52,030 Well, maybe next time. 333 00:22:52,231 --> 00:22:54,097 Come on. We got to get away from here. 334 00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:56,166 But we can't just leave her here. 335 00:22:56,368 --> 00:23:01,136 Pedro, get the señorita's party together and send them on their way. 336 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:03,605 Come on. Get on your horse. 337 00:23:03,809 --> 00:23:06,973 Gonzales, honestly, sometimes I think you're not dependable. 338 00:23:08,247 --> 00:23:09,943 CHICO: Hurry, Ricardo, hurry. 339 00:23:10,182 --> 00:23:12,617 RICARDO: Yes, Chico, I'm coming. 340 00:23:15,387 --> 00:23:18,721 Well, chief, remember what I told you about beautiful women? 341 00:23:21,527 --> 00:23:23,257 I think I'm gonna like being a bandit. 342 00:23:23,462 --> 00:23:26,455 You're gonna be great. Come on, little one. 343 00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:43,743 [CHILDREN CHATTERING] 344 00:23:52,491 --> 00:23:54,483 Jose, something terrible has happened. 345 00:23:54,693 --> 00:23:57,162 Our coach was held up by the Kissing Bandit. 346 00:23:57,363 --> 00:23:59,923 The Kissing Bandit? Is he back? 347 00:24:00,132 --> 00:24:01,725 - Teresa-- - She's safe. 348 00:24:01,934 --> 00:24:04,631 But, Jose, there are things I must tell you first. 349 00:24:05,104 --> 00:24:08,370 Gentlemen, leave us. Now-- 350 00:24:08,574 --> 00:24:11,066 I said leave us. 351 00:24:11,744 --> 00:24:12,803 Now, Isabella, tell me. 352 00:24:13,045 --> 00:24:17,073 Jose, ever since the holdup, there's been an expression on Teresa's face. 353 00:24:17,316 --> 00:24:19,751 A sort of secret expression. 354 00:24:19,985 --> 00:24:23,217 Never mind the expression on her face. Tell me what happened. 355 00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:25,391 I don't know what happened. I wasn't there. 356 00:24:25,591 --> 00:24:27,617 - You weren't there? They-- - They were alone. 357 00:24:27,827 --> 00:24:32,561 Now, if you add that to the expression on her face.... 358 00:24:42,408 --> 00:24:43,774 TERESA: Father. 359 00:24:43,976 --> 00:24:46,104 Come inside, darling. 360 00:24:46,512 --> 00:24:48,708 Come inside with Papa. 361 00:24:53,853 --> 00:24:56,084 No, not you. 362 00:24:58,157 --> 00:24:59,157 [TSKING] 363 00:25:02,795 --> 00:25:06,926 If there ever was a time when a niece needed her aunt. 364 00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:10,163 Now, look, when you were a little girl... 365 00:25:10,369 --> 00:25:14,773 ...you brought all your little troubles to me, remember? 366 00:25:14,974 --> 00:25:16,408 Now that you are a big girl... 367 00:25:16,609 --> 00:25:21,047 ...I want you to feel that you can bring all your big troubles to me. 368 00:25:21,247 --> 00:25:23,682 - Yes, Father. - Yes. 369 00:25:23,883 --> 00:25:28,287 Well, now, when I was a little boy in Spain... 370 00:25:28,487 --> 00:25:33,858 ...they used to tell a story about flowers and birds... 371 00:25:35,194 --> 00:25:36,822 ...and bees. 372 00:25:38,631 --> 00:25:42,068 All that sort of thing in-- 373 00:25:42,768 --> 00:25:45,533 But out here in California... 374 00:25:45,738 --> 00:25:49,231 ...they have such big flowers... 375 00:25:49,441 --> 00:25:51,672 ...and such giant eagles that I-- 376 00:25:51,911 --> 00:25:56,246 Father, is it the Kissing Bandit? Is that what you wanna talk to me about? 377 00:25:56,448 --> 00:25:59,247 Wait a minute, darling. Let's not rush into this too fast. 378 00:25:59,451 --> 00:26:01,317 Sit down, please. 379 00:26:05,591 --> 00:26:09,722 Tell it to Papa, in your own way, right from the beginning. 380 00:26:10,095 --> 00:26:13,862 Well, when I first saw him on horseback, he looked magnificent. 381 00:26:14,066 --> 00:26:16,331 And then I saw him close-up without his mask... 382 00:26:16,535 --> 00:26:18,800 ...and he looked very nice too. 383 00:26:19,004 --> 00:26:21,974 You know, there's something wonderful about a man being a bandit. 384 00:26:22,174 --> 00:26:23,904 Teresa, darling, you don't understand. 385 00:26:24,109 --> 00:26:29,309 What I want to know is, when he kissed you, he-- 386 00:26:30,115 --> 00:26:31,139 When he kissed me? 387 00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:34,649 He's the Kissing Bandit. He kisses every girl he sees. 388 00:26:34,853 --> 00:26:38,381 I ask you, would it be reasonable for him not to kiss you? 389 00:26:39,425 --> 00:26:41,917 No. No, it wouldn't, would it? 390 00:26:42,127 --> 00:26:43,356 JOSE: Of course not. 391 00:26:43,562 --> 00:26:45,497 Now, tell Papa what happened. 392 00:26:45,698 --> 00:26:47,257 Well, we talked. 393 00:26:47,466 --> 00:26:50,163 What did you talk about, darling? 394 00:26:51,236 --> 00:26:52,727 Conversation, that's all. 395 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,609 - That's all? - Mm-hm. 396 00:26:58,177 --> 00:27:00,806 Fine. Fine. 397 00:27:01,046 --> 00:27:02,776 Splendid. 398 00:27:03,015 --> 00:27:05,041 Father, you seem quite pleased about all this. 399 00:27:05,284 --> 00:27:06,946 Pleased? Of course I'm pleased. 400 00:27:07,152 --> 00:27:08,745 This time we will catch him. 401 00:27:08,954 --> 00:27:11,253 At last, after all these women he has kissed... 402 00:27:11,457 --> 00:27:13,756 ...there is one who will identify him. 403 00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:15,484 Gomez. 404 00:27:16,028 --> 00:27:19,157 I promise you, darling, he will not only be caught... 405 00:27:19,365 --> 00:27:21,357 ...he'll be hung. 406 00:27:22,201 --> 00:27:23,726 Gomez. 407 00:27:24,803 --> 00:27:27,329 Take down this description. 408 00:27:27,539 --> 00:27:29,269 Go ahead, darling. 409 00:27:29,475 --> 00:27:33,503 Well, he was large and fat. 410 00:27:35,214 --> 00:27:36,580 In fact, he was huge... 411 00:27:36,782 --> 00:27:40,241 ...and he was very old and had little piggy eyes. 412 00:27:40,486 --> 00:27:41,920 JOSE: Little piggy eyes? 413 00:27:42,121 --> 00:27:43,885 But you said he was nice-looking. 414 00:27:44,356 --> 00:27:48,225 Did I? Well, it isn't as though I saw his face, you see. 415 00:27:48,861 --> 00:27:50,625 He wore a mask. 416 00:27:50,829 --> 00:27:52,855 JOSE: But you said he didn't wear a mask. 417 00:27:53,065 --> 00:27:56,399 TERESA: Oh, well, I don't know what I'm saying. 418 00:27:56,602 --> 00:27:58,230 I'm tired and upset... 419 00:27:58,437 --> 00:28:01,168 ...and you keep me here answering these silly questions. 420 00:28:01,373 --> 00:28:02,636 Oh, Teresa, forgive me. 421 00:28:02,841 --> 00:28:04,104 Go to your room and rest... 422 00:28:04,309 --> 00:28:07,074 ...and you are not to think anymore about the Kissing Bandit. 423 00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:08,940 There is nothing to be ashamed of. 424 00:28:09,181 --> 00:28:13,084 After all, the man kisses every woman he sees. 425 00:28:17,289 --> 00:28:19,884 He kisses every woman he sees. 426 00:28:20,092 --> 00:28:23,290 And now, Major Gomez... 427 00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:26,431 ...I would like to have a little talk with you. 428 00:28:26,632 --> 00:28:29,227 Excuse me, but you're calling me Major Gomez... 429 00:28:29,435 --> 00:28:31,267 ...and everybody knows I'm Colonel Gomez. 430 00:28:31,470 --> 00:28:32,938 Oh, no, not anymore. 431 00:28:33,138 --> 00:28:35,437 Not after what happened this afternoon. 432 00:28:35,641 --> 00:28:37,439 - You are demoted. - Why? 433 00:28:37,643 --> 00:28:39,908 Because you are in terrible trouble, Gomez. 434 00:28:40,145 --> 00:28:41,145 - Am I? - Mm-hm. 435 00:28:41,346 --> 00:28:44,646 A new tax collector is on his way from Spain. 436 00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:47,843 - He'll be here any day. - We never had trouble with tax collectors. 437 00:28:48,087 --> 00:28:51,182 They come for the taxes, they don't get them, they go back to Spain. 438 00:28:51,390 --> 00:28:52,551 - It's very simple. - Yes. 439 00:28:52,758 --> 00:28:55,853 But this time, the king has sent his right-hand man, Count Belmonte. 440 00:28:56,061 --> 00:28:59,725 And Count Belmonte's orders are to bring back... 441 00:28:59,932 --> 00:29:02,800 ...either the tax money or my head. 442 00:29:03,001 --> 00:29:06,301 But, governor, if it's the tax money or your head, how am I in trouble? 443 00:29:06,505 --> 00:29:08,474 Oh, not that I wouldn't be sorry, of course. 444 00:29:08,674 --> 00:29:09,674 You'll be sorry... 445 00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:13,334 ...because with Count Belmonte is a certain General Torro... 446 00:29:13,912 --> 00:29:17,508 ...who is the head of His Majesty's secret police. 447 00:29:17,749 --> 00:29:19,377 And General Torro is coming here... 448 00:29:19,585 --> 00:29:23,249 ...to see how much law and order there is in California. 449 00:29:23,455 --> 00:29:24,821 - And there isn't any. - No. 450 00:29:25,023 --> 00:29:29,051 No law, no order, just plenty of bandits. 451 00:29:29,261 --> 00:29:30,490 Yeah, it's pretty terrible. 452 00:29:30,696 --> 00:29:33,222 Do you know what General Torro is gonna do with you... 453 00:29:33,432 --> 00:29:36,800 ...if he gets here before you capture the Kissing Bandit? 454 00:29:37,002 --> 00:29:39,528 - No. - He's going to take you back to Spain... 455 00:29:39,738 --> 00:29:44,267 ...and put you in a little dark dungeon with rats. 456 00:29:44,476 --> 00:29:48,413 Then one day, a man with a black hood over his head... 457 00:29:48,647 --> 00:29:50,775 ...is going to come in to garrote you. 458 00:29:51,016 --> 00:29:52,450 - You know what that means? - No. 459 00:29:52,651 --> 00:29:54,381 To choke you until you are dead. 460 00:29:54,586 --> 00:29:56,316 - No, no. - Yes, yes. 461 00:29:56,522 --> 00:30:00,050 Excuse me. I think I'd better go along now. I don't wanna hear any more. 462 00:30:03,729 --> 00:30:06,198 Well, Jose, is the child all right? 463 00:30:06,398 --> 00:30:09,027 - Did she tell you everything? - Of course she's all right. 464 00:30:09,234 --> 00:30:11,362 Of course she told me everything. 465 00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:12,663 [TSKING] 466 00:30:13,172 --> 00:30:16,336 Gentlemen, I suggest you concern yourselves... 467 00:30:16,542 --> 00:30:18,943 ...a little more with the problem of the tax money... 468 00:30:19,178 --> 00:30:22,740 ...and a little less with my daughter. 469 00:30:55,247 --> 00:30:57,007 TERESA: Juanita, what is the matter with you? 470 00:30:57,149 --> 00:31:00,847 Oh, Señorita Teresa, forgive me, but I'm so happy for you. 471 00:31:01,053 --> 00:31:04,854 I just heard about your good fortune. The whole hacienda's buzzing with it. 472 00:31:05,057 --> 00:31:06,320 My good fortune? 473 00:31:06,525 --> 00:31:10,292 Why, that you were kissed, of course, by him. 474 00:31:10,495 --> 00:31:14,091 Oh, señorita, I understand what you must be feeling. 475 00:31:14,299 --> 00:31:17,360 You see, I too had the honor. 476 00:31:17,569 --> 00:31:20,368 You too had the honor? 477 00:31:20,939 --> 00:31:22,567 Five years ago. 478 00:31:22,774 --> 00:31:25,539 But I remember it like it was yesterday. 479 00:31:25,777 --> 00:31:28,008 TERESA: Juanita, is it true about him? 480 00:31:28,547 --> 00:31:30,106 Does he kiss everybody? 481 00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:32,147 That's what's so wonderful about him. 482 00:31:32,351 --> 00:31:33,819 He has time for everyone. 483 00:31:34,052 --> 00:31:35,179 No prejudice. 484 00:31:35,387 --> 00:31:38,016 No one's too young. No one's too old. 485 00:31:39,157 --> 00:31:41,353 Tell me, señorita... 486 00:31:41,593 --> 00:31:42,856 ...how long were you out? 487 00:31:44,429 --> 00:31:46,523 - Out? - After he kissed you. 488 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:50,234 Well, I-- 489 00:31:51,637 --> 00:31:52,661 I don't know. 490 00:31:53,972 --> 00:31:57,500 Señorita Teresa, forgive me. 491 00:31:57,976 --> 00:32:01,105 I know you must wanna be alone. 492 00:32:05,017 --> 00:32:07,987 Everyone does afterward. 493 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:10,416 Oh, there's so much to think about. 494 00:32:34,713 --> 00:32:39,242 [SINGING] What's wrong with me? 495 00:32:39,484 --> 00:32:43,444 Why didn't he kiss me? 496 00:32:43,655 --> 00:32:48,355 He had the chance for a romance 497 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,758 What's wrong with me? 498 00:32:51,963 --> 00:32:56,094 What's wrong with me? 499 00:32:56,301 --> 00:32:59,669 Why couldn't I thrill him? 500 00:33:00,505 --> 00:33:05,136 He didn't feel I had appeal 501 00:33:05,344 --> 00:33:08,974 What's wrong with me? 502 00:33:09,214 --> 00:33:12,446 Maybe I'm not too exciting 503 00:33:12,651 --> 00:33:16,747 I haven't the glamour he's had 504 00:33:16,955 --> 00:33:20,050 Maybe I'm not too inviting 505 00:33:20,826 --> 00:33:25,628 But I can't be that bad 506 00:33:25,831 --> 00:33:30,269 What's wrong with me? 507 00:33:30,469 --> 00:33:34,406 Why wouldn't he kiss me? 508 00:33:34,606 --> 00:33:36,575 Why did he go? 509 00:33:36,775 --> 00:33:39,745 I want to know 510 00:33:39,978 --> 00:33:44,939 What's wrong with me? 511 00:34:06,271 --> 00:34:10,208 Why wouldn't he kiss me? 512 00:34:10,409 --> 00:34:12,776 I thought he might 513 00:34:13,011 --> 00:34:15,708 How can I right 514 00:34:15,947 --> 00:34:21,909 What's wrong with me? 515 00:34:23,155 --> 00:34:32,121 What's wrong with me? 516 00:34:35,167 --> 00:34:40,572 [SINGING] What's wrong with me? 517 00:34:40,772 --> 00:34:45,301 Why didn't I kiss her? 518 00:34:45,544 --> 00:34:50,505 I had the chance for a romance 519 00:34:50,749 --> 00:34:53,685 What's wrong with me? 520 00:34:53,919 --> 00:34:58,380 What's wrong with me? 521 00:34:58,590 --> 00:35:02,789 Why didn't I kiss her? 522 00:35:02,994 --> 00:35:05,190 I didn't try 523 00:35:05,397 --> 00:35:08,026 Why didn't I? 524 00:35:08,233 --> 00:35:12,170 What's wrong with me? 525 00:35:12,537 --> 00:35:15,939 She was a lot more exciting 526 00:35:16,141 --> 00:35:20,738 Than all of the girls I have met 527 00:35:20,979 --> 00:35:25,314 Her lips were awfully inviting 528 00:35:25,517 --> 00:35:29,386 But mine played hard to get 529 00:35:29,588 --> 00:35:34,959 What's wrong with me? 530 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,961 Why didn't I kiss her? 531 00:35:39,231 --> 00:35:41,132 Why did she go? 532 00:35:41,333 --> 00:35:44,064 I'd like to know 533 00:35:44,269 --> 00:35:48,934 What's wrong with me? 534 00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:57,480 What's wrong with me? 535 00:35:58,683 --> 00:36:00,549 Fine bandit you are. 536 00:36:00,752 --> 00:36:03,847 Would Robin Hood have acted that way? Or Romeo? 537 00:36:04,055 --> 00:36:07,184 No. They would have followed her right to the governor's hacienda. 538 00:36:07,392 --> 00:36:10,590 They would have climbed the balcony. That's what they would have done. 539 00:36:12,163 --> 00:36:15,327 Climb the balcony. 540 00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:38,488 Gonzales, Gonzales, over here. 541 00:36:57,475 --> 00:37:00,138 Ricardo. Little one. 542 00:37:00,378 --> 00:37:02,108 Ricardo. 543 00:37:19,731 --> 00:37:27,468 RICARDO [SINGING]: If I steal a kiss, dear 544 00:37:29,374 --> 00:37:36,042 I'll surely return it someday 545 00:37:39,217 --> 00:37:46,522 If I steal your dreams, dear 546 00:37:48,326 --> 00:37:56,462 I'll bring them back some way 547 00:37:56,668 --> 00:38:04,405 If I take your moonlight 548 00:38:06,044 --> 00:38:14,350 I'll bring it back more divine 549 00:38:15,453 --> 00:38:22,417 But if I steal your heart, dear 550 00:38:23,294 --> 00:38:31,760 I'll keep it close to mine 551 00:38:41,980 --> 00:38:51,617 I'll bring it back more divine 552 00:38:51,823 --> 00:38:59,993 But if I steal your heart, dear 553 00:39:00,999 --> 00:39:06,961 I'll keep it close 554 00:39:08,306 --> 00:39:13,335 To mine 555 00:39:13,845 --> 00:39:19,307 I'll keep it close 556 00:39:20,218 --> 00:39:28,024 To mine 557 00:39:41,072 --> 00:39:42,233 [GUNSHOTS] 558 00:39:52,684 --> 00:39:55,017 Charge! 559 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,358 CHICO [WHISPERS]: Ricardo. 560 00:40:07,632 --> 00:40:09,157 - Chico? - Sure, sure. 561 00:40:09,367 --> 00:40:10,494 Come on. It's time to go. 562 00:40:10,702 --> 00:40:11,965 Oh, but I can't run away. 563 00:40:12,170 --> 00:40:13,297 [GUNSHOTS] 564 00:40:14,806 --> 00:40:17,173 - No? - Yes. 565 00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:27,749 - Where's Gonzales? - He went home. He's no fool. 566 00:40:27,952 --> 00:40:28,952 [GUNSHOT] 567 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,452 Come on. 568 00:40:30,655 --> 00:40:32,146 [CHICO GRUNTING] 569 00:40:39,130 --> 00:40:42,567 Teresa, darling, are you all right? Who was it? 570 00:40:42,767 --> 00:40:44,827 Well, I don't know, Father. I didn't see him. 571 00:40:45,036 --> 00:40:47,369 I was sound asleep and then I heard a lot of noise. 572 00:40:47,572 --> 00:40:49,598 It was the Kissing Bandit. It must have been. 573 00:40:49,808 --> 00:40:52,710 Jose, how long are you going to let this man insult you? 574 00:40:52,944 --> 00:40:54,344 But he didn't insult father. 575 00:40:54,546 --> 00:40:57,209 I mean, well, if it was the Kissing Bandit... 576 00:40:57,448 --> 00:40:59,280 ...it was me he was singing to. 577 00:40:59,751 --> 00:41:03,654 For that man to dare to serenade the governor's daughter. 578 00:41:04,589 --> 00:41:06,251 What I would like to do to him. 579 00:41:07,358 --> 00:41:12,058 If ever I'm in a room with him, I'll spit right in his little piggy eyes. 580 00:41:12,263 --> 00:41:15,597 I will just tear him to pieces like-- 581 00:41:16,234 --> 00:41:18,066 It's all right. 582 00:41:20,271 --> 00:41:22,240 I'll show you. 583 00:41:22,907 --> 00:41:25,809 Where are you, idiot? You imbecile? 584 00:41:26,444 --> 00:41:28,345 Are you calling me, Your Excellency? 585 00:41:28,546 --> 00:41:31,414 Yes, I'm calling you, Captain Gomez. 586 00:41:31,616 --> 00:41:33,551 Get on your horse. Get your men. 587 00:41:33,785 --> 00:41:34,785 Follow him! 588 00:41:34,986 --> 00:41:36,420 He's the Kissing Bandit. 589 00:41:36,621 --> 00:41:39,147 Do you hear me, Captain Gomez? 590 00:41:39,357 --> 00:41:42,156 Yes, Your Excellency. Aye, aye, sir. 591 00:41:46,431 --> 00:41:48,525 - Captain Gomez? JOSE: Yes. 592 00:41:48,733 --> 00:41:51,066 Captain Gomez. 593 00:41:59,344 --> 00:42:02,109 CHICO: Of all the foolish things to do. 594 00:42:02,347 --> 00:42:05,249 Take a chance to spoil everything. 595 00:42:05,583 --> 00:42:08,747 Just when I thought you was going to do better. 596 00:42:09,387 --> 00:42:10,753 You traitor, you. 597 00:42:10,955 --> 00:42:12,890 Don't say another word to Gonzales. 598 00:42:13,091 --> 00:42:17,119 He knew he wasn't smart to go to the hacienda or to stay there even. 599 00:42:17,328 --> 00:42:18,557 What was wrong with it? 600 00:42:18,763 --> 00:42:21,392 Lot of people serenade girls under balconies all the time. 601 00:42:21,599 --> 00:42:25,127 But not the governor's balcony and not the governor's daughter. 602 00:42:25,336 --> 00:42:28,033 But, Chico, she's so lovely. I had to see her again. 603 00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,504 In your business, you don't see anybody again. 604 00:42:30,708 --> 00:42:32,904 You kiss and vamoose. That's all. 605 00:42:33,144 --> 00:42:34,578 I don't see why. 606 00:42:34,779 --> 00:42:36,611 Many outlaws had steady girls. 607 00:42:36,814 --> 00:42:39,545 - Look at Robin Hood and Maid Marian. - No, you look, Ricardo. 608 00:42:39,751 --> 00:42:43,415 There are hundreds of girls in California, but only one governor's daughter. 609 00:42:43,621 --> 00:42:46,614 And this one is not for you. You found that out tonight. 610 00:42:46,824 --> 00:42:50,283 - Well, she came out on the balcony. - Sure, sure. 611 00:42:50,495 --> 00:42:53,988 But they weren't shooting water from those guns. 612 00:42:54,732 --> 00:42:58,328 Little one, I love you like you were my own son. 613 00:42:58,536 --> 00:43:00,095 This you know. 614 00:43:00,305 --> 00:43:05,437 But if I hear one more word about this girl, I'm finished with you, this I mean. 615 00:43:10,515 --> 00:43:11,949 [WHISPERING] Boola. 616 00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:16,017 Where is Bianca? 617 00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:18,553 She's upstairs, inside. 618 00:43:18,756 --> 00:43:22,022 Keep Ricardo there for a little while, then send him over to me. 619 00:43:22,226 --> 00:43:23,990 All right, Chico. 620 00:43:30,802 --> 00:43:32,600 I've been waiting for you, little one. 621 00:43:32,804 --> 00:43:34,932 Chico, I'm sorry I worried you. 622 00:43:35,139 --> 00:43:38,132 No, no, it's nothing. It's all forgotten. 623 00:43:38,343 --> 00:43:40,107 Now, sit down. 624 00:43:40,845 --> 00:43:42,780 I've got a little surprise for you... 625 00:43:43,014 --> 00:43:45,483 ...that will take all the foolishness out of your head. 626 00:43:45,717 --> 00:43:47,049 Wait. 627 00:43:53,057 --> 00:43:54,548 [SINGING] I like you 628 00:43:56,594 --> 00:43:58,187 If you like me 629 00:44:00,698 --> 00:44:02,326 Go to work. 630 00:44:07,672 --> 00:44:08,867 [SINGING] I like you 631 00:44:11,142 --> 00:44:13,407 If you like me 632 00:44:21,953 --> 00:44:25,549 Soon the moon will rise 633 00:44:25,757 --> 00:44:29,751 There will be stars divine 634 00:44:29,961 --> 00:44:33,420 If you are there 635 00:44:33,631 --> 00:44:36,897 You'll be mine 636 00:44:37,368 --> 00:44:39,269 I like you 637 00:44:40,738 --> 00:44:42,400 If you like me 638 00:46:56,774 --> 00:46:58,606 That was beautiful, miss. 639 00:46:58,809 --> 00:47:01,278 - A wonderful dance. - Thank you. 640 00:47:01,479 --> 00:47:03,175 Where are you going? 641 00:47:03,414 --> 00:47:06,179 Uh, I've got to put this in some water. 642 00:47:16,627 --> 00:47:17,993 What happened? 643 00:47:18,196 --> 00:47:20,256 Where is Ricardo? 644 00:47:21,799 --> 00:47:24,268 Ha had to put a flower in some water. 645 00:47:24,468 --> 00:47:25,629 What? 646 00:47:25,836 --> 00:47:28,169 You explain it to me. 647 00:47:28,539 --> 00:47:29,905 [HORSES APPROACHING] 648 00:47:41,118 --> 00:47:42,347 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 649 00:47:43,788 --> 00:47:47,850 Put that gun away, maybe they are guests. Get out. All of you, keep out of sight. 650 00:48:00,671 --> 00:48:02,833 You're the innkeeper? We desire rooms. 651 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,635 - We got no rooms. - Nonsense. This is an inn, isn't it? 652 00:48:05,843 --> 00:48:07,835 We are all full up. Please go away. 653 00:48:08,079 --> 00:48:10,412 Peasant, do you know to whom you are talking? 654 00:48:10,615 --> 00:48:13,676 I'm Count Belmonte of Spain of His Majesty's royal household. 655 00:48:13,918 --> 00:48:16,888 And this, this is my aide, General Torro. 656 00:48:17,722 --> 00:48:19,315 Torro. 657 00:48:22,827 --> 00:48:25,058 I don't feel so good. 658 00:48:25,563 --> 00:48:28,465 Now then, innkeeper, show us rooms at once. 659 00:48:29,433 --> 00:48:30,867 Your best rooms. 660 00:48:31,068 --> 00:48:35,699 But, please, there is a better place up the road about 17 miles. 661 00:48:35,906 --> 00:48:39,741 They got fine rooms and bigger rooms and-- 662 00:48:39,977 --> 00:48:42,537 And clean towels and-- 663 00:48:42,813 --> 00:48:45,578 And.... And.... 664 00:48:46,851 --> 00:48:48,717 Sheets, even. And-- 665 00:48:48,919 --> 00:48:52,287 But they will not do for you the things we will do. 666 00:48:52,490 --> 00:48:54,857 Wait with that beautiful chest. Do not scratch it. 667 00:48:55,059 --> 00:48:57,722 Here, you are tired. I will help you. 668 00:48:59,964 --> 00:49:02,798 Everything is gonna be fine. This room here. 669 00:49:03,267 --> 00:49:06,169 The peasant certainly changed his mind in a hurry. 670 00:49:06,904 --> 00:49:07,928 Torro. 671 00:49:08,139 --> 00:49:09,368 [TORRO SNORING] 672 00:49:09,573 --> 00:49:11,041 Torro! 673 00:49:16,247 --> 00:49:17,738 You're disgusting. 674 00:49:17,982 --> 00:49:20,850 Sneeze and dribble, yawn and snore. I've never seen such a man. 675 00:49:21,052 --> 00:49:24,648 How can you be so mean when I am so sick, Belmonte? 676 00:49:24,855 --> 00:49:27,381 Please, can I go to sleep? 677 00:49:27,591 --> 00:49:31,221 Go upstairs, find the innkeeper, have him show you your room and go to bed. 678 00:49:31,429 --> 00:49:32,897 I can't understand it. 679 00:49:33,097 --> 00:49:36,431 Never in my life did I ever have a cold before... 680 00:49:36,634 --> 00:49:38,262 ...until I come to California. 681 00:49:55,019 --> 00:49:56,248 Hello. 682 00:49:56,454 --> 00:49:58,946 Fetch me some wine. Something fit to drink. 683 00:49:59,156 --> 00:50:02,320 Why, yes, of course. I'll be glad to. 684 00:50:48,172 --> 00:50:51,108 Why do you keep staring at me? Never seen a gentleman before? 685 00:50:51,308 --> 00:50:53,573 I've never seen such beautiful clothes before. 686 00:50:53,811 --> 00:50:55,245 The wine. The wine. 687 00:50:55,446 --> 00:50:57,142 Yes, of course. 688 00:50:59,483 --> 00:51:01,645 That's one of the finest swords I've ever seen. 689 00:51:01,852 --> 00:51:05,516 Must be a Toledo blade. And you have the look of a man who knows how to use it. 690 00:51:05,723 --> 00:51:07,453 - Well, really? - Oh, yes. 691 00:51:07,658 --> 00:51:10,651 I know a man who's had adventure when I see one. 692 00:51:11,061 --> 00:51:13,826 Many is the duel you must have fought over some young maid. 693 00:51:14,031 --> 00:51:16,626 Peon flunky, how dare you sit in my presence. 694 00:51:16,834 --> 00:51:19,565 Get up! Get up before I cut your heart out. 695 00:51:19,837 --> 00:51:23,035 You needn't be so rude about it. I just wanted to have a little talk. 696 00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:25,641 I didn't get angry when you asked me to get the wine. 697 00:51:25,843 --> 00:51:29,780 Get the innkeeper. Get him down here. I'll have his heart and yours. 698 00:51:33,784 --> 00:51:36,515 My mother was right. Fine clothes do not make the gentleman. 699 00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:38,882 Get the innkeeper! 700 00:51:40,524 --> 00:51:41,524 Peasants. 701 00:51:52,837 --> 00:51:55,272 Chico, what are you doing? 702 00:51:55,473 --> 00:51:58,033 [WHISPERING] Ricardo, do you want to kill your old friend? Shh. 703 00:52:00,110 --> 00:52:01,408 [SNORING] 704 00:52:02,079 --> 00:52:03,775 You're not stealing from them? 705 00:52:04,014 --> 00:52:05,414 Of course. 706 00:52:05,616 --> 00:52:08,518 But these men are our guests. We can't rob them in cold blood. 707 00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,052 Ricardo, I am a simple hard-working bandit. 708 00:52:11,255 --> 00:52:13,952 If this is wrong, why is it all right to rob the coach? 709 00:52:14,158 --> 00:52:16,684 When you rob a coach, there's adventure, there's danger. 710 00:52:16,894 --> 00:52:18,419 But there's danger here too. 711 00:52:18,629 --> 00:52:20,063 He might wake up, the fat man. 712 00:52:20,264 --> 00:52:21,562 And he's bigger than me. 713 00:52:21,765 --> 00:52:24,428 - Chico, for my sake, put the money back. - Oh, no, no. 714 00:52:24,635 --> 00:52:26,433 Please. For me. 715 00:52:26,637 --> 00:52:29,607 - Let me help you. - But it's a shame. 716 00:52:32,176 --> 00:52:34,805 We gotta have a long talk on the question of ethics. 717 00:52:35,045 --> 00:52:37,378 Believe me, we gotta. 718 00:52:46,090 --> 00:52:47,183 Oh. 719 00:52:47,691 --> 00:52:48,691 [CHICO YELPS] 720 00:52:48,926 --> 00:52:51,361 I think I shall have you hung outside the inn... 721 00:52:51,562 --> 00:52:53,497 ...as an example to the other peasants. 722 00:52:57,902 --> 00:52:59,962 Get something to tie him with quick. 723 00:53:00,170 --> 00:53:03,265 - But he's winning. - Please, little one, don't argue with me. 724 00:53:10,314 --> 00:53:12,442 BELMONTE: Torro. Torro. 725 00:53:12,950 --> 00:53:14,145 Torro. 726 00:53:27,698 --> 00:53:29,633 How dare you. 727 00:53:47,251 --> 00:53:50,050 Help, Torro, help. 728 00:54:00,564 --> 00:54:02,226 Torro. 729 00:54:02,466 --> 00:54:04,230 Torro! 730 00:54:05,970 --> 00:54:07,438 Torro! 731 00:54:07,638 --> 00:54:08,662 Shh. 732 00:54:08,872 --> 00:54:11,808 Torro, you fool, wake up! Wake--! 733 00:54:15,779 --> 00:54:16,779 [HORSES APPROACHING] 734 00:54:16,947 --> 00:54:18,438 What is that? 735 00:54:19,083 --> 00:54:21,518 Ricardo, sit on him. 736 00:54:30,761 --> 00:54:34,095 Everybody going, coming, going someplace tonight. 737 00:54:34,298 --> 00:54:36,824 Tie a few more knots in him. I'll be right back. 738 00:54:37,768 --> 00:54:39,600 You misunderstood. 739 00:54:39,803 --> 00:54:42,602 We weren't taking the money. We were putting it back. 740 00:54:44,742 --> 00:54:46,677 - Are you the innkeeper? - Yes, yes. 741 00:54:46,910 --> 00:54:48,936 I'm Captain Gomez of the governor's guard. 742 00:54:49,179 --> 00:54:52,513 We're looking for the Kissing Bandit. He's a man with little piggy eyes. 743 00:54:52,716 --> 00:54:55,208 Oh, little piggy eyes? Well, he's not here. 744 00:54:55,452 --> 00:54:59,480 My good man, do you take me for a fool? I'm gonna search every room of this inn. 745 00:54:59,723 --> 00:55:01,817 Cover every inch of ground. I'll take upstairs. 746 00:55:02,026 --> 00:55:03,460 Wait, captain. I wouldn't. 747 00:55:03,661 --> 00:55:07,598 Because we got two very important guests upstairs just arrived from Spain. 748 00:55:07,798 --> 00:55:10,393 A Count Belmonte and a General Torro. 749 00:55:10,601 --> 00:55:13,400 I wouldn't bother them because they're all tied up right now. 750 00:55:13,604 --> 00:55:15,436 Nonsense, nonsense. 751 00:55:15,639 --> 00:55:17,608 Count Belmonte? 752 00:55:18,208 --> 00:55:20,074 General Torro? 753 00:55:20,911 --> 00:55:22,504 Men, men! 754 00:55:22,746 --> 00:55:24,544 Men, new orders. Back to the hacienda. 755 00:55:24,748 --> 00:55:26,182 We've got to tell the governor. 756 00:55:26,417 --> 00:55:27,646 Come on, men, follow me. 757 00:55:28,752 --> 00:55:31,551 All tied up. I told him they were all tied up. 758 00:55:31,755 --> 00:55:33,883 They don't know the joke. 759 00:55:39,396 --> 00:55:42,366 I wonder why that Gomez was so scared of these two, huh? 760 00:55:42,566 --> 00:55:44,467 There must be a reason. 761 00:55:45,102 --> 00:55:46,263 [TORRO SNEEZES] 762 00:55:51,475 --> 00:55:52,670 [SNEEZES] 763 00:55:56,413 --> 00:55:59,440 CHICO: What is the matter? - I have the funniest dream. 764 00:55:59,683 --> 00:56:05,247 I dreamed that three men was fighting and they tie me up with the rope and-- 765 00:56:05,823 --> 00:56:09,089 How do you like that? I'm still dreaming. 766 00:56:09,493 --> 00:56:10,722 [SNEEZING] 767 00:56:14,331 --> 00:56:15,331 Go to sleep. 768 00:56:15,499 --> 00:56:16,523 [MUMBLING] 769 00:56:21,572 --> 00:56:22,733 - Chico. - What? 770 00:56:22,940 --> 00:56:24,033 Chico, look. 771 00:56:24,241 --> 00:56:25,869 "To the governor of California: 772 00:56:26,076 --> 00:56:30,514 I introduce to you herewith Count Belmonte, my personal tax collector... 773 00:56:30,714 --> 00:56:34,549 ...and General Torro, chief of my secret police. 774 00:56:34,752 --> 00:56:39,486 They will report on your activities to me and bring me, once and for all, your taxes. 775 00:56:39,690 --> 00:56:42,922 Their will is to be your law. Signed, Alfonso." 776 00:56:43,127 --> 00:56:45,528 - Who is he? - Alfonso the king. 777 00:56:45,729 --> 00:56:47,960 Oh, Chico, these are terribly important men. 778 00:56:48,165 --> 00:56:50,691 - Then maybe we'd better shoot them, huh? - No, you can't. 779 00:56:50,901 --> 00:56:53,928 Those soldiers, you already told them that these two are here. 780 00:56:54,138 --> 00:56:55,970 That's right. But we cannot let them go. 781 00:56:56,173 --> 00:56:58,233 They will snitch on us. 782 00:57:02,045 --> 00:57:05,482 This letter will introduce them to the governor. 783 00:57:14,858 --> 00:57:16,417 Remember, please, remember... 784 00:57:16,627 --> 00:57:19,461 ...not one word about taxes today. 785 00:57:19,663 --> 00:57:21,996 I've planned entertainment for all day long. 786 00:57:22,199 --> 00:57:24,100 Every moment filled. 787 00:57:24,301 --> 00:57:26,463 So they won't have time to ask about the money. 788 00:57:26,670 --> 00:57:28,400 - Is that right, Isabella? - Right, Jose. 789 00:57:28,605 --> 00:57:31,632 Just keep them busy and pray for a miracle. 790 00:57:32,276 --> 00:57:33,505 [SOLDIER SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY] 791 00:57:37,414 --> 00:57:40,748 Soldiers, you are in a very bad position. 792 00:57:40,951 --> 00:57:42,317 You have to go this direction. 793 00:57:42,519 --> 00:57:45,455 - Never mind about the soldiers. - Never mind about the soldiers. 794 00:57:47,024 --> 00:57:50,791 And musicians, go over this-- 795 00:57:51,094 --> 00:57:53,495 That's all right. You're all right where you are. 796 00:57:53,697 --> 00:57:58,158 And don't forget now, play loud and long. 797 00:57:59,136 --> 00:58:01,435 Not long, short. 798 00:58:01,638 --> 00:58:04,107 - And I say short I mean-- - Your Excellency. 799 00:58:04,308 --> 00:58:06,641 - You're demoted. - Well, why? What did I do now? 800 00:58:06,877 --> 00:58:10,644 Nothing. That's for nothing, Lieutenant Gomez. 801 00:58:13,550 --> 00:58:15,018 Is that right, Isabella? 802 00:58:15,252 --> 00:58:17,187 They're coming. They're coming. 803 00:58:17,387 --> 00:58:18,514 [PEOPLE CHEERING] 804 00:58:18,722 --> 00:58:19,746 [BAND PLAYING] 805 00:58:25,262 --> 00:58:27,458 Big, happy smiles, everybody. 806 00:58:27,664 --> 00:58:29,496 Like this: 807 00:58:33,704 --> 00:58:35,570 [WHISPERS] Ricardo, I don't know how to act. 808 00:58:35,772 --> 00:58:39,174 They won't be fooled. They'll take one look at me and shoot. 809 00:58:39,376 --> 00:58:41,345 Chico, I know how gentlemen act. 810 00:58:41,578 --> 00:58:43,911 I've seen them in the hotels where I have worked. 811 00:58:44,114 --> 00:58:47,084 Just do everything I do. Come on. 812 00:58:54,858 --> 00:58:55,858 Fire. 813 00:58:56,026 --> 00:58:57,324 [GUNSHOTS] 814 00:58:57,594 --> 00:58:59,222 It's a salute, in our honor. 815 00:58:59,429 --> 00:59:00,624 In our faces. 816 00:59:01,999 --> 00:59:03,297 Smile. Smile. 817 00:59:07,437 --> 00:59:08,632 This is really living. 818 00:59:08,839 --> 00:59:11,104 It may be dying. 819 00:59:11,608 --> 00:59:14,237 This is a very charming room. 820 00:59:15,646 --> 00:59:18,582 And now, gentlemen, my most precious jewel: 821 00:59:18,815 --> 00:59:21,250 My daughter, Teresa. 822 00:59:25,756 --> 00:59:29,659 Teresa, I wish to present His Majesty's emissaries. 823 00:59:29,860 --> 00:59:33,297 Count Belmonte and General Torro. 824 00:59:38,502 --> 00:59:39,629 [CHICO MOANS] 825 00:59:47,377 --> 00:59:49,812 Well, dear? 826 00:59:50,013 --> 00:59:51,709 Count Belmonte... 827 00:59:51,949 --> 00:59:53,941 ...and General Torro? 828 00:59:55,319 --> 00:59:59,188 Teresa, don't you have anything to say to our guests? 829 00:59:59,389 --> 01:00:01,255 But she don't need to. 830 01:00:01,458 --> 01:00:04,087 She looks so nice when she don't say nothing. 831 01:00:04,594 --> 01:00:05,926 Thank you. 832 01:00:06,129 --> 01:00:08,530 But she wants to say it's a great honor to meet you. 833 01:00:08,732 --> 01:00:10,598 Don't you, dear? 834 01:00:16,106 --> 01:00:17,574 It's a great honor. 835 01:00:18,141 --> 01:00:21,509 Perhaps the señorita had imagined me as being quite different. 836 01:00:21,745 --> 01:00:22,745 JOSE: Very different. 837 01:00:23,447 --> 01:00:28,943 And the difference is very pleasant, isn't it, darling? 838 01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,616 Yes, very pleasant. 839 01:00:32,522 --> 01:00:37,961 Now, she's very anxious for you to try our good California wine. 840 01:00:38,161 --> 01:00:39,561 Aren't you, dear, yeah? 841 01:00:39,763 --> 01:00:41,925 Yes, very anxious. 842 01:00:42,332 --> 01:00:44,358 Father, if I could just go to my room. 843 01:00:44,568 --> 01:00:46,696 Yes, dear. 844 01:00:48,038 --> 01:00:51,998 Oh, general. The secret police. 845 01:00:52,209 --> 01:00:55,043 What a dangerous life you must lead. 846 01:00:55,278 --> 01:00:56,837 Believe me. 847 01:00:59,850 --> 01:01:04,914 Count Belmonte, you don't know how honored I am to have you under my roof. 848 01:01:05,122 --> 01:01:06,556 [GIGGLING] 849 01:01:09,860 --> 01:01:11,385 What was that? 850 01:01:11,862 --> 01:01:13,421 A joke. 851 01:01:13,764 --> 01:01:14,993 [CHUCKLING] 852 01:01:15,632 --> 01:01:17,328 A family joke. 853 01:01:17,534 --> 01:01:18,695 A very funny one. 854 01:01:18,902 --> 01:01:22,339 CHICO: If the joke is finished, you can tell us where the tax money is, huh? 855 01:01:22,539 --> 01:01:25,270 - No. - No? 856 01:01:25,475 --> 01:01:29,674 Why, I wouldn't think of bothering now right after you have arrived... 857 01:01:29,913 --> 01:01:32,678 ...when you are tired and weary from your journey. 858 01:01:32,883 --> 01:01:34,112 Certainly not. 859 01:01:34,317 --> 01:01:37,719 Right now you should be entertained. 860 01:01:38,688 --> 01:01:39,747 [PLAYING PIANO] 861 01:01:46,930 --> 01:01:53,029 [SINGING] If you steal a kiss, dear 862 01:01:55,705 --> 01:01:58,402 Please bring it back 863 01:01:58,608 --> 01:02:03,342 With the dawn 864 01:02:03,580 --> 01:02:07,540 But if you steal 865 01:02:07,784 --> 01:02:10,310 My heart, dear 866 01:02:11,288 --> 01:02:16,488 I'll know it's gone 867 01:02:17,227 --> 01:02:22,825 Forever gone 868 01:02:24,134 --> 01:02:25,659 Gone 869 01:02:25,869 --> 01:02:33,333 Forever gone 870 01:02:40,650 --> 01:02:43,245 Excellent. Excellent. 871 01:02:44,187 --> 01:02:45,815 Fine. Fine. 872 01:02:46,022 --> 01:02:47,752 Now we can go and get the taxes, huh? 873 01:02:47,958 --> 01:02:50,792 Teresa, why don't we show our guests the rest of the hacienda? 874 01:02:50,994 --> 01:02:55,227 Wonderful idea. Why don't you show them around the patio, Teresa, slowly? 875 01:02:55,432 --> 01:02:58,425 I mean, so they can see all the flowers. 876 01:02:58,635 --> 01:03:00,113 RICARDO: Yes, why don't you, señorita? 877 01:03:00,137 --> 01:03:02,368 I think Aunt Isabella better come along too. 878 01:03:02,572 --> 01:03:05,838 She knows the Latin names of all the flowers, don't you, Aunt Isabella? 879 01:03:06,042 --> 01:03:08,534 - But, chief--? - Come along, General Torro. 880 01:03:08,778 --> 01:03:10,303 CHICO: I'm coming right back. 881 01:03:10,547 --> 01:03:13,176 How many flowers can there be? 882 01:03:22,425 --> 01:03:26,055 Your Excellency. Your Excellency, I'm very suspicious about something. 883 01:03:26,263 --> 01:03:27,595 And it's one of your guests. 884 01:03:27,797 --> 01:03:29,288 That General Torro. 885 01:03:29,499 --> 01:03:32,992 I have a very definite feeling I've seen him somewhere before. 886 01:03:33,203 --> 01:03:34,296 What? 887 01:03:34,504 --> 01:03:38,339 Oh, of course, I don't suppose I could have seen him anywhere, could I? 888 01:03:38,542 --> 01:03:42,206 After all, with me in California and him in Spain. 889 01:03:42,445 --> 01:03:45,210 Still, it does seem to me that I've seen that face somewhere. 890 01:03:45,415 --> 01:03:47,350 Gomez. 891 01:03:47,651 --> 01:03:51,179 Well, I guess I couldn't have seen it anywhere after all. 892 01:03:51,388 --> 01:03:53,414 No, well, excuse me. 893 01:03:53,623 --> 01:03:55,421 Maybe this other fellow was a relative. 894 01:03:55,625 --> 01:03:58,527 Seems funny to have relatives all over the country like that.... 895 01:03:58,728 --> 01:04:02,824 General Torro, you don't know how wonderful it is for a woman like me... 896 01:04:03,033 --> 01:04:06,868 ...here in the wilds of this terrible California to meet a man like you. 897 01:04:07,070 --> 01:04:12,031 - What's the matter with California? - Oh, the men here have no conversation. 898 01:04:12,242 --> 01:04:16,805 But you, fresh from Spain, must know all the latest gossip. 899 01:04:17,047 --> 01:04:20,108 Tell me, what's new in Madrid? 900 01:04:20,383 --> 01:04:22,079 Madrid? 901 01:04:22,719 --> 01:04:25,883 Oh, the men are chasing the women. The women are chasing the men. 902 01:04:26,089 --> 01:04:28,058 The same as all over. 903 01:04:28,258 --> 01:04:30,250 But they do it differently in Spain. 904 01:04:30,460 --> 01:04:33,362 - They do? How? ISABELLA: General. 905 01:04:33,563 --> 01:04:36,931 When the king told me I must come to California, I thought how dreary... 906 01:04:37,133 --> 01:04:40,331 ...how very dull, land of peasants and peons. 907 01:04:40,537 --> 01:04:44,269 Stop it. You can just stop being Count Belmonte right now. 908 01:04:44,474 --> 01:04:46,670 Do you think I don't know who you are, you--? 909 01:04:46,876 --> 01:04:49,573 You, bandit, you. 910 01:04:49,813 --> 01:04:52,146 Why are you here? Did you come to rob my father? 911 01:04:52,349 --> 01:04:53,817 No. No. 912 01:04:54,050 --> 01:04:58,112 I suppose you're going to tell me that you came here just to see me. 913 01:04:58,321 --> 01:05:00,085 Well, yes. 914 01:05:00,523 --> 01:05:01,957 Oh, what nonsense. 915 01:05:02,158 --> 01:05:05,560 You had me in your power once and you-- You didn't-- 916 01:05:05,762 --> 01:05:07,128 You mean... 917 01:05:07,330 --> 01:05:08,764 ...I didn't kiss you. 918 01:05:09,866 --> 01:05:12,631 - Why didn't you? - Oh, anyone but you, señorita. 919 01:05:12,836 --> 01:05:16,273 You were so lovely I just couldn't, I-- 920 01:05:16,940 --> 01:05:18,374 Then last night? 921 01:05:18,575 --> 01:05:21,170 I had to find out if you were as lovely as I remembered. 922 01:05:21,411 --> 01:05:22,811 And you were. 923 01:05:23,013 --> 01:05:24,538 And you are. 924 01:05:24,781 --> 01:05:29,981 But I was told that the Kissing Bandit had a habit of kissing people. 925 01:05:30,186 --> 01:05:32,519 Well, of course. That's why I'm here. 926 01:05:32,722 --> 01:05:35,453 But you shouldn't have come to the hacienda like this. 927 01:05:35,659 --> 01:05:38,527 It's terribly dangerous for you. You might be killed. 928 01:05:38,728 --> 01:05:41,527 Do you think I wouldn't risk my life for a moment with you? 929 01:05:41,731 --> 01:05:44,030 And besides, what if there is danger? 930 01:05:44,234 --> 01:05:45,862 I live on danger. 931 01:05:46,069 --> 01:05:48,368 Many a night, my men and I have ridden for miles... 932 01:05:48,571 --> 01:05:52,167 ...to some far-off hacienda where a lovely señorita is waiting. 933 01:05:52,375 --> 01:05:54,207 Waiting to be serenaded by me. 934 01:05:54,444 --> 01:05:56,504 - Many a night we've-- - Many a night, is it? 935 01:05:56,746 --> 01:05:58,681 After all, you see girls you want so often... 936 01:05:58,915 --> 01:06:01,282 ...that you must risk your life almost every night. 937 01:06:01,484 --> 01:06:03,612 - Oh, no, no. - Oh, yes. 938 01:06:03,820 --> 01:06:06,415 You kiss every woman you see. And-- And they love it. 939 01:06:06,623 --> 01:06:08,387 - They swoon. - But this is different. 940 01:06:08,591 --> 01:06:10,025 It certainly is different. 941 01:06:10,226 --> 01:06:13,025 First, if I were one of the women you kissed... 942 01:06:13,229 --> 01:06:15,460 ...I wouldn't swoon, I'd scream. 943 01:06:15,665 --> 01:06:18,897 And second, I just wouldn't be one of the women you kiss. Not ever. 944 01:06:19,102 --> 01:06:20,229 Do you hear me? Not ever. 945 01:06:20,437 --> 01:06:22,167 But, señorita, please, listen to me. 946 01:06:22,372 --> 01:06:25,274 - You better leave before I tell my father. - But if you'll only-- 947 01:06:25,475 --> 01:06:28,309 Furthermore, don't you dare speak to me unless it's necessary. 948 01:06:28,545 --> 01:06:30,013 I think you're a-- 949 01:06:30,246 --> 01:06:32,181 I think you're-- 950 01:06:32,615 --> 01:06:34,481 What's more, I don't even like you. 951 01:06:35,318 --> 01:06:38,914 "Many a night the lovely señoritas are waiting." Well! 952 01:06:42,392 --> 01:06:44,588 I wonder what I said that was wrong. 953 01:06:49,766 --> 01:06:53,931 All right, I looked at all the flowers, now let's look at all the taxes. 954 01:06:54,137 --> 01:06:57,039 Chico, we'd better forget about the taxes and get out of here. 955 01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,072 Forget about the-- Now? 956 01:06:59,275 --> 01:07:01,744 When we got the money right under our nose? 957 01:07:01,945 --> 01:07:04,779 What's the matter with you? Why? 958 01:07:06,683 --> 01:07:08,811 Is it that girl? 959 01:07:09,319 --> 01:07:12,118 Well, things haven't been going the way I planned. 960 01:07:12,322 --> 01:07:13,984 I don't think she likes me. 961 01:07:14,190 --> 01:07:15,852 Sit down. 962 01:07:21,364 --> 01:07:25,893 Little one, no one's around, so tell me something man to man. 963 01:07:26,102 --> 01:07:27,570 Have you--? 964 01:07:27,771 --> 01:07:30,536 Have you had much to do with women? 965 01:07:31,574 --> 01:07:33,202 Not much. 966 01:07:34,544 --> 01:07:36,445 Ricardo, tell me the truth. 967 01:07:36,646 --> 01:07:41,448 Before you kissed Teresa, did you ever kiss anyone else? 968 01:07:43,386 --> 01:07:46,356 And you know something else, man to man? 969 01:07:46,556 --> 01:07:47,854 I didn't even kiss Teresa. 970 01:07:48,057 --> 01:07:49,320 [GASPS] 971 01:07:50,794 --> 01:07:52,660 Now we gotta stay here. 972 01:07:52,862 --> 01:07:55,195 And believe me, I'm not speaking about the money... 973 01:07:55,398 --> 01:07:58,197 ...but a kissing bandit who never kissed a woman. 974 01:07:58,401 --> 01:08:02,896 It's no good for your reputation, your father's reputation. 975 01:08:03,106 --> 01:08:05,302 We gotta do something. 976 01:08:06,910 --> 01:08:09,880 You gotta start right now with this girl. 977 01:08:10,113 --> 01:08:12,708 - But, Chico, she doesn't like me. - She doesn't like you? 978 01:08:12,949 --> 01:08:14,747 - Who said she didn't like you? - She did. 979 01:08:14,951 --> 01:08:16,886 She did? What does she know about it? 980 01:08:17,086 --> 01:08:20,022 Women always say no, as I remember. 981 01:08:20,223 --> 01:08:24,183 - Well, maybe sometimes they mean it. - Now, Ricardo, listen. 982 01:08:24,394 --> 01:08:26,693 They always want to say yes. 983 01:08:26,896 --> 01:08:29,525 But when they are little girls their mothers tell them: 984 01:08:29,732 --> 01:08:32,133 "Don't make it easy. Make it tough." 985 01:08:32,335 --> 01:08:34,895 So, you gotta make eyes a little... 986 01:08:35,104 --> 01:08:38,836 ...flirt a little, waste a little time. 987 01:08:39,042 --> 01:08:41,136 Then they say yes always. 988 01:08:41,377 --> 01:08:43,812 This I do remember. 989 01:08:44,380 --> 01:08:45,380 Maybe you're right. 990 01:08:45,615 --> 01:08:47,311 Perhaps I've been a little too quick. 991 01:08:47,517 --> 01:08:49,315 Tried to rush things a little too much. 992 01:08:49,519 --> 01:08:50,987 Sure, sure. 993 01:08:51,855 --> 01:08:53,824 But now you got a little time, see... 994 01:08:54,023 --> 01:08:57,892 ...so you can take care of your little job, I will take care of my little job. 995 01:08:58,094 --> 01:09:03,226 I go and ask that Don Jose again for the taxes, and this time he better say yes. 996 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:05,626 No. Siesta. 997 01:09:05,835 --> 01:09:08,828 It's time for siesta. Everybody sleeps. 998 01:09:09,038 --> 01:09:11,530 Custom of the country, you know. Come along. 999 01:09:11,741 --> 01:09:15,678 - But we gotta-- - Siesta. 1000 01:10:09,866 --> 01:10:13,200 [SINGING] Siesta 1001 01:10:13,403 --> 01:10:17,170 Siesta 1002 01:10:17,874 --> 01:10:20,537 Go away, fly 1003 01:10:20,777 --> 01:10:24,145 Stop your buzzing by 1004 01:10:24,347 --> 01:10:28,443 Can't you see that I need 1005 01:10:28,651 --> 01:10:31,553 Siesta? 1006 01:10:31,754 --> 01:10:35,213 Siesta 1007 01:10:35,725 --> 01:10:38,786 Leave me be 1008 01:10:38,995 --> 01:10:42,295 Go away from me 1009 01:10:42,498 --> 01:10:45,991 Need my energy 1010 01:10:46,202 --> 01:10:49,969 For siesta 1011 01:10:50,239 --> 01:10:53,767 Siesta 1012 01:10:54,510 --> 01:10:57,776 I want to dream of a maid 1013 01:10:58,014 --> 01:11:00,540 And a rose 1014 01:11:01,084 --> 01:11:03,212 But how can I dream 1015 01:11:03,419 --> 01:11:07,584 When you perch on my nose? 1016 01:11:08,224 --> 01:11:11,661 Siesta 1017 01:11:12,128 --> 01:11:15,997 Siesta 1018 01:11:19,268 --> 01:11:22,705 Get off of my chin, get out of my ear 1019 01:11:22,905 --> 01:11:26,273 Get off of my nose, get out of here 1020 01:11:26,476 --> 01:11:29,913 Get out of my life, I'm talking to you 1021 01:11:30,146 --> 01:11:35,141 Fly, why don't you shoo, fly, shoo? 1022 01:11:37,220 --> 01:11:40,884 Siesta 1023 01:11:41,090 --> 01:11:44,060 Go away, fly 1024 01:11:44,260 --> 01:11:47,788 Stop your buzzing by 1025 01:11:48,131 --> 01:11:51,693 Don't you ruin my 1026 01:11:51,901 --> 01:11:55,269 Siesta 1027 01:11:55,605 --> 01:11:59,667 Siesta 1028 01:12:16,926 --> 01:12:19,418 Allow me to introduce you. 1029 01:12:19,996 --> 01:12:23,455 Señors, señores, my honored guests... 1030 01:12:23,933 --> 01:12:26,425 ...the emissaries of His Majesty the king... 1031 01:12:26,636 --> 01:12:29,231 ...Count Belmonte, General Torro. 1032 01:12:34,177 --> 01:12:36,237 Say a little something. 1033 01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:41,615 I'm sure that His Majesty would want me to say that he loves you all. 1034 01:12:41,818 --> 01:12:44,720 And as for the general and myself... 1035 01:12:45,288 --> 01:12:49,623 ...why, we're completely overwhelmed by the lovely women of California. 1036 01:12:50,727 --> 01:12:51,751 [WOMEN GIGGLING] 1037 01:12:52,028 --> 01:12:53,428 WOMAN 1: It's nice to have you here. 1038 01:12:53,596 --> 01:12:55,895 WOMAN 2: How long are you gonna stay with us, count? 1039 01:12:56,099 --> 01:12:58,139 WOMAN 3: I hope you'll make your visit quite long... 1040 01:12:58,267 --> 01:13:01,203 ...and enjoy our beautiful wine in California. 1041 01:13:10,813 --> 01:13:15,183 General Torro, why should we talk about the taxes? 1042 01:13:15,384 --> 01:13:16,511 It's really.... 1043 01:13:19,155 --> 01:13:21,317 Let's enjoy our dinner. 1044 01:13:21,524 --> 01:13:24,688 - Eh, general? CHICO: Oh, but you're forgetting Alfonso. 1045 01:13:25,528 --> 01:13:26,826 He's the king. 1046 01:13:27,029 --> 01:13:30,090 He's the one told us get the taxes and get out quick. 1047 01:13:30,299 --> 01:13:31,562 That's what I wanna do. 1048 01:13:31,768 --> 01:13:35,034 General, you can't possibly think of leaving before the fiesta. 1049 01:13:35,238 --> 01:13:38,402 - I'm saving all of my dances for you. - No, no, I-- 1050 01:13:38,608 --> 01:13:41,442 The general is rather shy with the ladies, Doña Isabella. 1051 01:13:41,677 --> 01:13:45,580 - He's been a bachelor too long. - Nobody can be a bachelor too long. 1052 01:13:45,815 --> 01:13:47,841 Oh, general, you're so complicated... 1053 01:13:48,084 --> 01:13:51,680 ...so complex, so full of mystery. 1054 01:13:51,888 --> 01:13:53,015 Full of what? 1055 01:13:55,491 --> 01:13:56,982 I don't understand women. 1056 01:13:57,193 --> 01:13:59,321 That's because you haven't met the right woman. 1057 01:13:59,529 --> 01:14:02,226 Every man needs a woman to inspire him. 1058 01:14:02,431 --> 01:14:03,797 Oh, that's so true. 1059 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,629 Every man needs a lovely lady to encourage him... 1060 01:14:06,836 --> 01:14:08,998 ...to urge him on to great deeds. 1061 01:14:09,205 --> 01:14:11,697 Yes, and to marry him. 1062 01:14:12,341 --> 01:14:14,708 Well, to me, Count Belmonte seems the type of man... 1063 01:14:14,944 --> 01:14:19,006 ...that would prefer a variety of women rather than any particular one. 1064 01:14:19,248 --> 01:14:21,012 Oh, no, no. Really, honestly. 1065 01:14:21,217 --> 01:14:23,652 - You see, dear? - Do you understand, dear? 1066 01:14:23,886 --> 01:14:27,323 I think it's perfectly horrible the way parents try to arrange marriages. 1067 01:14:27,523 --> 01:14:30,015 Especially to people they hardly know. 1068 01:14:30,226 --> 01:14:32,627 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to go to my room. 1069 01:14:32,829 --> 01:14:35,025 I wanna change my dress. 1070 01:14:35,231 --> 01:14:37,097 But I think your dress is beautiful. 1071 01:14:37,300 --> 01:14:39,895 Oh, you do, do you? Well, I don't. 1072 01:14:43,005 --> 01:14:46,533 You see, Teresa feels that marriages should not be arranged... 1073 01:14:46,742 --> 01:14:48,973 ...but should be for love. 1074 01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:52,581 Oh, I think she's right too. 1075 01:14:52,782 --> 01:14:56,651 As a matter of fact, I come from a line of people who believe in marrying for love. 1076 01:14:56,853 --> 01:14:58,412 Now, take my father and my mother. 1077 01:14:58,621 --> 01:15:00,487 He abducted her. 1078 01:15:03,793 --> 01:15:06,160 He abducted her. 1079 01:15:12,568 --> 01:15:13,568 [THUD IN DISTANCE] 1080 01:15:15,271 --> 01:15:16,603 Don't scream. 1081 01:15:16,806 --> 01:15:18,672 I never scream. What are you doing here? 1082 01:15:18,875 --> 01:15:21,310 I've come to take you away, carry you over the border. 1083 01:15:21,544 --> 01:15:24,241 - Someplace where we can be together. - You want to abduct me? 1084 01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:26,142 Yes. We've dilly-dallied long enough. 1085 01:15:27,750 --> 01:15:30,948 But this is so unexpected and, well, I have other things to do. 1086 01:15:31,153 --> 01:15:34,282 My father's downstairs waiting for me and we have a lot of guests-- 1087 01:15:34,490 --> 01:15:36,982 But in an abduction, these trivial things don't matter. 1088 01:15:37,193 --> 01:15:39,059 But I'm not dressed. Look. 1089 01:15:39,262 --> 01:15:40,355 Oh. 1090 01:15:40,596 --> 01:15:42,087 Oh, I beg your pardon. 1091 01:15:42,298 --> 01:15:45,598 I had no idea. I mean, I'm sorry. 1092 01:15:45,801 --> 01:15:47,770 May I see you about this later, downstairs? 1093 01:15:47,970 --> 01:15:49,598 TERESA: Maybe. 1094 01:15:54,377 --> 01:15:55,675 [SINGING] 1095 01:15:59,615 --> 01:16:02,881 There's nothing wrong with me 1096 01:16:03,085 --> 01:16:05,714 He tried to abduct me 1097 01:16:19,568 --> 01:16:20,831 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1098 01:16:31,447 --> 01:16:36,351 [WHISPERING] Sometime this Don Jose has got to stop finding things for me to look at. 1099 01:19:49,311 --> 01:19:50,311 [PEOPLE APPLAUDING] 1100 01:20:13,002 --> 01:20:15,631 Keep the governor busy, I'm gonna get the money now. 1101 01:20:15,838 --> 01:20:19,070 - But about the money, I-- - Believe me, we need it. 1102 01:20:20,843 --> 01:20:21,936 [GASPS] 1103 01:20:22,178 --> 01:20:24,613 Now I know who you are. 1104 01:20:25,014 --> 01:20:26,448 And I know who you are too. 1105 01:20:26,682 --> 01:20:28,844 Ever since you came here I've been watching you. 1106 01:20:29,051 --> 01:20:31,213 And I've been watching you too. 1107 01:20:31,420 --> 01:20:33,616 - You have? - Yes, I have. 1108 01:20:33,822 --> 01:20:36,724 And if ever I saw a criminal face, you got it. 1109 01:20:36,926 --> 01:20:39,418 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 1110 01:20:39,628 --> 01:20:42,996 And if you don't keep out of my sight, I'm gonna remember your crime. 1111 01:20:43,199 --> 01:20:45,430 - Then you'll be sorry. - But I didn't do anything. 1112 01:20:45,634 --> 01:20:46,658 - You did. - What? 1113 01:20:46,869 --> 01:20:48,360 - You know what. - No, I don't know. 1114 01:20:48,571 --> 01:20:52,872 Yes, you do, and if you don't look out, you know what's gonna happen to you? 1115 01:20:53,075 --> 01:20:55,374 - No, what's going to happen? - You'll find out. 1116 01:20:55,611 --> 01:20:57,739 - But I-- - Now get out and don't bother me. 1117 01:20:57,980 --> 01:21:00,347 - Yes, sir. - Wait a minute. 1118 01:21:00,549 --> 01:21:03,417 - Where is the treasury? - Through that door down the corridor... 1119 01:21:03,619 --> 01:21:06,020 - ...turn left then you go downstairs. - Thanks. Go on. 1120 01:21:06,222 --> 01:21:08,748 Yes, sir. Watch the bottom step. It's loose. 1121 01:21:08,958 --> 01:21:10,517 All right. 1122 01:21:20,002 --> 01:21:22,767 You were wonderful. Both of you were simply wonderful. 1123 01:21:22,972 --> 01:21:25,305 Why, it's the most beautiful dance I've ever seen. 1124 01:21:25,507 --> 01:21:26,702 WOMAN: Oh, Your Excellency. 1125 01:21:26,909 --> 01:21:29,003 He tells that to every dancer he sees. 1126 01:21:29,245 --> 01:21:31,271 Well, I never met any dancers in Boston. 1127 01:21:31,513 --> 01:21:34,108 Boston? Has Your Excellency been in Boston? 1128 01:21:34,350 --> 01:21:35,613 Why, yes, I-- 1129 01:21:35,818 --> 01:21:39,118 I mean, I came through Boston on my way from Madrid, you see. 1130 01:21:39,321 --> 01:21:40,482 And it's-- 1131 01:21:44,026 --> 01:21:45,187 I beg your pardon. 1132 01:21:45,394 --> 01:21:47,226 Will you excuse me? 1133 01:21:51,166 --> 01:21:52,166 [PLAYS PIANO] 1134 01:21:52,334 --> 01:21:56,897 RICARDO [SINGING]: I offer you the moon 1135 01:21:57,673 --> 01:22:01,633 Set in a summer sky 1136 01:22:02,544 --> 01:22:08,313 That is mine to give, señorita 1137 01:22:10,486 --> 01:22:15,117 I offer you the breeze 1138 01:22:15,324 --> 01:22:19,557 Singing a lullaby 1139 01:22:20,229 --> 01:22:26,965 That is mine to give, señorita 1140 01:22:27,970 --> 01:22:31,907 I can't bring a golden crown 1141 01:22:32,107 --> 01:22:36,807 Set with pearls and rubies rare 1142 01:22:37,212 --> 01:22:40,614 But I can bring a rose 1143 01:22:41,483 --> 01:22:46,683 And place it in your hair 1144 01:22:46,889 --> 01:22:50,724 I offer you these things 1145 01:22:50,926 --> 01:22:52,292 [SINGING] 1146 01:22:53,262 --> 01:22:56,357 That come from up above 1147 01:22:57,666 --> 01:23:01,626 I give them and my love 1148 01:23:01,837 --> 01:23:04,432 To you 1149 01:23:07,109 --> 01:23:11,410 You can't bring a golden crown 1150 01:23:11,647 --> 01:23:16,142 Set with pearls and rubies rare 1151 01:23:16,385 --> 01:23:20,481 But I can bring a rose 1152 01:23:21,390 --> 01:23:26,727 And place it in your hair 1153 01:23:26,929 --> 01:23:32,391 I offer you these things 1154 01:23:33,736 --> 01:23:37,229 That come from up above 1155 01:23:38,006 --> 01:23:43,104 - I give them and my love - I give them and my love 1156 01:23:43,679 --> 01:23:53,646 - To you - To you 1157 01:23:55,290 --> 01:23:58,192 Teresa, I love you very much. 1158 01:23:58,727 --> 01:24:02,562 - You've never said that before. - I've never said it to anyone before. 1159 01:24:02,765 --> 01:24:05,394 But it's what I should have said the moment I saw you. 1160 01:24:05,601 --> 01:24:07,502 Because I knew it then. 1161 01:24:07,903 --> 01:24:09,371 Yes. 1162 01:24:10,139 --> 01:24:13,701 But it didn't seem possible it could happen so fast. 1163 01:24:13,909 --> 01:24:16,401 I couldn't admit it to myself. 1164 01:24:16,678 --> 01:24:18,237 But it's true. It did happen. 1165 01:24:20,416 --> 01:24:22,647 Yes, I-- I know. 1166 01:24:23,118 --> 01:24:25,553 - Teresa. CHICO: Ricardo. 1167 01:24:30,259 --> 01:24:32,888 Señorita, your father's looking for you. 1168 01:24:33,095 --> 01:24:36,588 - But, Chico, Teresa and I were-- - You stay here. I wanna tell you something. 1169 01:24:36,799 --> 01:24:38,495 Well, don't keep your father waiting. 1170 01:24:38,700 --> 01:24:40,259 Oh, Ricardo-- 1171 01:24:40,469 --> 01:24:42,097 Well, I'll tell you later. 1172 01:24:42,304 --> 01:24:44,068 She'll tell you later. 1173 01:24:44,273 --> 01:24:45,935 Well, I'll tell you now. 1174 01:24:46,141 --> 01:24:48,508 What happened to you? You've got cobwebs on you. 1175 01:24:48,744 --> 01:24:50,736 Believe me, that's all I got on me. 1176 01:24:50,979 --> 01:24:54,472 That robber, that fine governor of California. 1177 01:24:54,716 --> 01:24:57,618 Do you know what I found in the treasury? 1178 01:24:58,587 --> 01:25:00,852 Twelve stinking pesos... 1179 01:25:01,056 --> 01:25:03,855 ...and believe me, they look homemade. 1180 01:25:05,527 --> 01:25:07,462 Come on. Now we gotta leave here for sure. 1181 01:25:07,663 --> 01:25:10,132 Wonderful. Only I'd like to wait for Teresa. 1182 01:25:10,332 --> 01:25:12,028 Oh, Chico, I hope she goes with us. 1183 01:25:12,234 --> 01:25:16,035 Why do you want her to go with us? You've had enough time to kiss her. 1184 01:25:16,238 --> 01:25:19,470 But I'm in love with her. I wanna marry her. I want her for a lifetime. 1185 01:25:19,675 --> 01:25:21,166 A life-- 1186 01:25:21,376 --> 01:25:23,174 A lifetime. 1187 01:25:24,112 --> 01:25:27,378 Oh, that's-- That's different. 1188 01:25:27,583 --> 01:25:29,518 Then there's only one thing to do. 1189 01:25:29,751 --> 01:25:33,313 Get on your horse, ride away from here, never see her no more. 1190 01:25:33,522 --> 01:25:35,013 Oh, I couldn't do that. 1191 01:25:35,224 --> 01:25:37,784 Then I don't think you love her too much. 1192 01:25:37,993 --> 01:25:40,155 I don't understand. 1193 01:25:46,568 --> 01:25:49,402 Little one, it's time to remember something. 1194 01:25:49,605 --> 01:25:50,732 You are a bandit. 1195 01:25:50,939 --> 01:25:53,067 And that is what you decided to be, no? 1196 01:25:53,275 --> 01:25:57,212 Yes, but there's nothing that says a bandit can't have a wife, Chico. 1197 01:25:57,412 --> 01:26:00,177 - Why, in all the books I've read it just-- - Books. 1198 01:26:00,382 --> 01:26:02,749 This is not a book, Ricardo mío. 1199 01:26:02,951 --> 01:26:05,511 This is not a dream you are dreaming. 1200 01:26:05,721 --> 01:26:09,590 But this is your life now, a bandit's life. 1201 01:26:09,791 --> 01:26:12,761 Hard. Sometimes very short. 1202 01:26:13,228 --> 01:26:15,788 But there are also good things in a bandit's life. 1203 01:26:16,131 --> 01:26:18,293 Freedom, excitement and adventure. 1204 01:26:18,500 --> 01:26:20,264 Sure, for you. 1205 01:26:20,736 --> 01:26:23,672 But for a gentle young girl like Teresa... 1206 01:26:23,872 --> 01:26:27,934 ...to spend her life hiding, running away, in danger... 1207 01:26:28,644 --> 01:26:30,772 ...is that you want for her? 1208 01:26:31,013 --> 01:26:32,311 No, no, of course not. 1209 01:26:32,514 --> 01:26:34,483 Sure not. 1210 01:26:35,651 --> 01:26:37,142 It's funny. 1211 01:26:37,819 --> 01:26:41,381 Because I'm a bandit chief, I was able to win my heroine. 1212 01:26:41,590 --> 01:26:44,822 And because I'm a bandit chief, I have to give her up. 1213 01:26:46,662 --> 01:26:49,530 I realize I have no right to her, Chico. 1214 01:26:49,731 --> 01:26:51,290 Let's go. 1215 01:26:54,570 --> 01:26:55,799 [ORCHESTRA PLAYING] 1216 01:27:04,846 --> 01:27:07,509 TERESA [SINGING]: Love is where you find it 1217 01:27:07,749 --> 01:27:14,815 Don't be blind It's all around you everywhere 1218 01:27:15,357 --> 01:27:18,020 Take it, take a chance now 1219 01:27:18,226 --> 01:27:25,292 For romance now Tell someone that you care 1220 01:27:25,767 --> 01:27:28,566 Spring love comes upon you 1221 01:27:28,770 --> 01:27:32,571 When it's gone you feel despair 1222 01:27:32,774 --> 01:27:36,006 Soon, though, in the moon glow 1223 01:27:36,244 --> 01:27:39,681 You'll find that a new love is there 1224 01:27:39,915 --> 01:27:42,441 Love is where you find it 1225 01:27:42,684 --> 01:27:49,056 Fate designed it To be waiting everywhere 1226 01:27:50,192 --> 01:27:56,428 It may hide from you for a while 1227 01:27:56,932 --> 01:27:59,561 It may come tonight 1228 01:27:59,768 --> 01:28:03,762 In a smile 1229 01:28:04,206 --> 01:28:07,643 Fan the flame of a new love 1230 01:28:07,843 --> 01:28:11,109 In the arms of a new love 1231 01:28:11,346 --> 01:28:17,411 Seek and you shall find 1232 01:28:57,459 --> 01:28:59,860 Love is where you find it 1233 01:29:00,062 --> 01:29:01,257 Don't be blind 1234 01:29:01,463 --> 01:29:07,664 It's all around you everywhere 1235 01:29:19,047 --> 01:29:20,047 [PEOPLE APPLAUDING] 1236 01:29:24,219 --> 01:29:27,212 Little one, come on. Let us get out. 1237 01:29:27,589 --> 01:29:30,991 General Torro, this is the moment for which I've been waiting and waiting. 1238 01:29:31,193 --> 01:29:32,889 - But we've got business. - Let's dance. 1239 01:29:33,095 --> 01:29:35,291 But I don't dance too good. 1240 01:29:37,332 --> 01:29:38,925 TERESA: Darling. 1241 01:29:39,234 --> 01:29:40,702 Teresa.... 1242 01:29:40,902 --> 01:29:42,495 What I wanted to say was that... 1243 01:29:43,672 --> 01:29:45,163 ...I'll go away with you now. 1244 01:29:45,373 --> 01:29:47,103 That is if you still want me to. 1245 01:29:48,009 --> 01:29:52,538 Teresa, I'm a bandit and maybe you ought to realize-- 1246 01:29:52,814 --> 01:29:54,806 I wouldn't have you any other way. 1247 01:29:55,050 --> 01:29:56,712 Shall we go? 1248 01:29:59,588 --> 01:30:02,649 Teresa, would you dance with me just this once? 1249 01:30:03,892 --> 01:30:05,292 All right. 1250 01:30:29,951 --> 01:30:34,150 Oh, general, your dancing is just like you are. Complicated. 1251 01:30:34,356 --> 01:30:35,790 Yes, I think so. 1252 01:30:41,797 --> 01:30:44,062 Hello. How are you? 1253 01:30:44,266 --> 01:30:46,565 I know that face from-- 1254 01:30:52,040 --> 01:30:53,235 [GASPING] 1255 01:30:54,342 --> 01:30:55,867 Stop. Stop. 1256 01:30:56,111 --> 01:30:58,580 Stop everything in the king's name. 1257 01:30:58,814 --> 01:31:00,248 I am Count Belmonte. 1258 01:31:00,448 --> 01:31:03,316 Guards, those two men are impostors. Seize them. 1259 01:31:05,287 --> 01:31:07,586 Where is the governor? Where is the governor? 1260 01:31:08,056 --> 01:31:09,456 Where is the governor, I say? 1261 01:31:09,658 --> 01:31:12,059 I'm-- I'm Don Jose, the governor. 1262 01:31:12,260 --> 01:31:15,196 You've made a mistake that may cost you your head. 1263 01:31:15,964 --> 01:31:18,661 You're just what I expected in the first place. 1264 01:31:18,867 --> 01:31:20,426 Send all these people home. 1265 01:31:20,635 --> 01:31:22,729 Everybody. Get rid of them. 1266 01:31:22,938 --> 01:31:24,930 Bring those two men here. 1267 01:31:27,576 --> 01:31:28,908 Look at this man, governor. 1268 01:31:29,144 --> 01:31:31,306 This is the man known as the Kissing Bandit. 1269 01:31:31,546 --> 01:31:32,980 The other his chief accomplice. 1270 01:31:33,181 --> 01:31:34,945 Guards, take them away. 1271 01:31:35,150 --> 01:31:38,712 Throw them in chains. Have a gallows built. Hang them! 1272 01:31:40,956 --> 01:31:44,222 Oh, Count Belmonte, please, you can't hang them. You just can't. 1273 01:31:44,426 --> 01:31:45,519 And who is this? 1274 01:31:45,727 --> 01:31:47,559 This is my daughter, Teresa. 1275 01:31:47,762 --> 01:31:50,095 She is very pleased to welcome Your Excellency. 1276 01:31:50,832 --> 01:31:53,961 If the señorita would honor me with her presence for a while... 1277 01:31:54,169 --> 01:31:57,105 ...I might be inclined to feel more kindly toward her father... 1278 01:31:57,672 --> 01:31:59,732 ...in this entire disgraceful situation. 1279 01:31:59,941 --> 01:32:02,536 Oh, she would be delighted. 1280 01:32:02,777 --> 01:32:04,575 Wouldn't you, dear? 1281 01:32:04,846 --> 01:32:06,781 She would be delighted. 1282 01:32:08,083 --> 01:32:10,348 BELMONTE: Hang the bandits at dawn. 1283 01:32:13,154 --> 01:32:14,520 Well, greetings, gentlemen. 1284 01:32:15,357 --> 01:32:16,916 CHICO: What are you so happy about? 1285 01:32:17,125 --> 01:32:18,957 Well, I've been demoted to private. 1286 01:32:19,160 --> 01:32:21,425 That may sound bad to you, but I just found out... 1287 01:32:21,630 --> 01:32:24,566 ...that privates are the only ones the governor can afford to pay. 1288 01:32:24,766 --> 01:32:28,203 So now for the first time I'm getting money for being in the army. 1289 01:32:28,403 --> 01:32:30,372 Well, what do you want for your last supper? 1290 01:32:30,839 --> 01:32:32,637 I don't want nothing. 1291 01:32:32,841 --> 01:32:34,104 But what do you want, Gomez? 1292 01:32:34,309 --> 01:32:37,040 Because maybe this is your last supper too. 1293 01:32:37,279 --> 01:32:39,271 You're in pretty much hot water, aren't you? 1294 01:32:39,514 --> 01:32:41,949 I am? Again? 1295 01:32:42,183 --> 01:32:43,583 Don't you think so? 1296 01:32:43,785 --> 01:32:46,812 GOMEZ: Why, no. What have I done now? 1297 01:32:47,322 --> 01:32:49,188 What do you think the king is gonna say... 1298 01:32:49,391 --> 01:32:52,919 ...when he finds out you threw me, the chief of police, in jail? 1299 01:32:53,128 --> 01:32:54,960 - And me, Count Belmonte? - But you're not. 1300 01:32:55,163 --> 01:32:57,689 - You're just impersonating these people. - Who said that? 1301 01:32:57,899 --> 01:33:00,130 - Everybody's talking about it. - Don't believe them. 1302 01:33:00,335 --> 01:33:02,361 You're not General Torro and Count Belmonte. 1303 01:33:02,570 --> 01:33:03,570 - Are you? - No? 1304 01:33:03,772 --> 01:33:06,799 Weren't we introduced to you by the governor as Belmonte and Torro? 1305 01:33:07,008 --> 01:33:08,636 Do you think the governor would lie? 1306 01:33:08,843 --> 01:33:11,142 That's a terrible thing to say about the governor. 1307 01:33:11,379 --> 01:33:14,372 I don't like your attitude, Gomez. I'd be careful if I were you. 1308 01:33:14,616 --> 01:33:16,983 Please put down the keys. They make me nervous. 1309 01:33:17,185 --> 01:33:19,211 Everything was clear to me until a while ago. 1310 01:33:19,421 --> 01:33:21,356 Listen to me and we'll clear it up once-- 1311 01:33:21,556 --> 01:33:22,556 It's all very simple. 1312 01:33:22,757 --> 01:33:25,784 - It's not difficult to understand. CHICO: We'll take care of everything. 1313 01:33:25,994 --> 01:33:27,434 RICARDO: You see, we really like you. 1314 01:33:27,595 --> 01:33:29,791 CHICO: And then you have nothing to worry about. 1315 01:33:31,132 --> 01:33:33,124 Now, don't go no place. 1316 01:33:33,335 --> 01:33:36,271 Look, the governor won't like this at all. 1317 01:33:45,213 --> 01:33:47,045 [WHISPERING] What's the matter? Go on. go on. 1318 01:33:47,248 --> 01:33:48,272 Look. 1319 01:33:53,188 --> 01:33:55,282 She shouldn't be alone with a man like him. 1320 01:33:55,490 --> 01:33:58,187 But it's not our business. Come on. 1321 01:34:00,862 --> 01:34:02,091 This is my business. 1322 01:34:02,464 --> 01:34:03,727 [CHICO YELPS] 1323 01:34:14,642 --> 01:34:16,838 That will teach you to stay away from my girl. 1324 01:34:17,078 --> 01:34:19,047 And you ought to be ashamed of yourself. 1325 01:34:19,280 --> 01:34:22,045 Torro. Don Jose, call out the guards. 1326 01:34:22,817 --> 01:34:25,616 Torro! Torro! 1327 01:34:27,522 --> 01:34:29,753 Stay out of this, Chico. This is my affair. 1328 01:34:29,958 --> 01:34:32,826 Torro, draw your sword and cut these men to ribbons. 1329 01:34:35,930 --> 01:34:38,957 You stay out and I'll stay out. 1330 01:34:39,167 --> 01:34:40,726 Teresa, you'd better go inside. 1331 01:34:40,935 --> 01:34:43,166 This is no place for a lady. 1332 01:34:43,538 --> 01:34:44,801 Very well, Ricardo. 1333 01:34:45,006 --> 01:34:46,634 RICARDO: Now, are you ready? 1334 01:34:46,841 --> 01:34:48,776 This is outrageous. I don't fight peasants. 1335 01:34:48,977 --> 01:34:50,843 Put up your fists. 1336 01:34:52,547 --> 01:34:54,516 How unfair. 1337 01:34:58,453 --> 01:35:00,615 - I thought they were in jail. - Stop it. Stop it. 1338 01:35:01,456 --> 01:35:02,456 [GRUNTING] 1339 01:35:03,625 --> 01:35:05,355 You don't want to help Count Belmonte. 1340 01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:07,791 Well, I-- No. 1341 01:35:07,996 --> 01:35:10,090 But I shouldn't help a man who is a bandit. 1342 01:35:10,298 --> 01:35:12,665 - It'll be much better if he wins. - Well, I-- 1343 01:35:15,103 --> 01:35:16,103 Oh, general-- 1344 01:35:16,304 --> 01:35:19,536 I mean, Mr. Bandit. 1345 01:35:22,544 --> 01:35:25,810 But even if Ricardo wins, he's still a bandit. 1346 01:35:26,047 --> 01:35:28,983 You can pardon him, can't you? You're the governor, aren't you? 1347 01:35:33,254 --> 01:35:35,314 That still leaves the problem of Belmonte. 1348 01:35:36,157 --> 01:35:38,649 You could order him out of the territory, couldn't you? 1349 01:35:38,860 --> 01:35:41,955 If he goes back without the taxes, Alfonso will cut off his head. 1350 01:35:42,163 --> 01:35:43,392 What are you worried about? 1351 01:35:53,208 --> 01:35:54,437 [GRUNTING] 1352 01:35:55,844 --> 01:35:58,814 Why don't you appoint someone to collect the money for you? 1353 01:35:59,047 --> 01:36:00,845 But whom? 1354 01:36:01,049 --> 01:36:04,850 You have a man right over here who has more experience collecting money... 1355 01:36:05,053 --> 01:36:07,420 ...than anyone else in California. 1356 01:36:07,622 --> 01:36:10,091 - I don't want the job. - There will be a commission. 1357 01:36:10,291 --> 01:36:12,260 - Then maybe I'll take it. - You're hired. 1358 01:36:12,460 --> 01:36:13,894 You can use my men to help you. 1359 01:36:14,095 --> 01:36:15,825 I don't want your men. I got my own. 1360 01:36:16,030 --> 01:36:17,555 It's a deal. 1361 01:36:40,321 --> 01:36:43,621 Well, Jose, you are the governor, aren't you? 1362 01:36:47,762 --> 01:36:50,994 Belmonte, get out of California. 1363 01:36:51,199 --> 01:36:52,428 I'm the governor. 1364 01:36:52,634 --> 01:36:54,398 Fine, little one. 1365 01:36:55,403 --> 01:36:57,770 Come on. Let's get out of here. 1366 01:36:57,972 --> 01:37:01,534 This California climate don't agree with you either. 1367 01:37:01,743 --> 01:37:05,009 I think you'll find Teresa waiting for you inside. 1368 01:37:05,246 --> 01:37:07,738 Thank you, Doña Isabella, but I can't stay. 1369 01:37:07,982 --> 01:37:10,747 If she cared for me at all, it was because I was a bandit. 1370 01:37:10,952 --> 01:37:12,887 And I'm no longer a bandit. 1371 01:37:13,121 --> 01:37:15,920 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going up to pack. 1372 01:37:16,357 --> 01:37:18,656 Run after him, Chico. Make him change his mind. 1373 01:37:18,860 --> 01:37:21,193 After all, you've been outlaws together. 1374 01:37:21,396 --> 01:37:24,798 - Why not in-laws together? - Yeah-- 1375 01:37:25,700 --> 01:37:27,362 Together? 1376 01:37:29,971 --> 01:37:33,135 You-- You cannot do it, little one. You cannot go away. 1377 01:37:33,341 --> 01:37:35,537 I'm sorry, Chico. I'm going back to Boston. 1378 01:37:35,743 --> 01:37:39,180 - I made up my mind. - Please, Ricardo. 1379 01:37:39,614 --> 01:37:42,812 Go downstairs and talk to Teresa first. 1380 01:37:43,017 --> 01:37:45,077 No, Chico, it's all over with. 1381 01:37:45,286 --> 01:37:47,619 Then think of me. I'm in terrible trouble. 1382 01:37:47,822 --> 01:37:50,485 I cannot face it alone. 1383 01:37:50,692 --> 01:37:53,161 It's that-- That Isabella. 1384 01:37:53,361 --> 01:37:56,024 I am afraid I'm engaged. 1385 01:37:56,231 --> 01:37:58,291 Oh, that's fine news, Chico. 1386 01:37:58,499 --> 01:38:01,196 - I don't know. - Congratulations. 1387 01:38:01,402 --> 01:38:03,098 For me there's nothing, I guess. 1388 01:38:03,304 --> 01:38:05,466 No more adventure. No more romance. 1389 01:38:05,673 --> 01:38:11,806 TERESA [SINGING]: If you steal a kiss, dear 1390 01:38:12,380 --> 01:38:20,345 I hope you'll return it someday 1391 01:38:20,989 --> 01:38:27,486 If you steal my dreams, dear 1392 01:38:28,096 --> 01:38:29,928 Please give them back 1393 01:38:30,131 --> 01:38:32,066 Teresa, you don't seem to understand. 1394 01:38:32,267 --> 01:38:35,237 TERESA: Someway 1395 01:38:36,571 --> 01:38:42,841 If you take my midnight 1396 01:38:44,612 --> 01:38:47,241 Please bring it back 1397 01:38:47,482 --> 01:38:50,316 With my dawn 1398 01:38:50,518 --> 01:38:52,146 There's something I must tell you. 1399 01:38:52,353 --> 01:38:56,449 But if you steal 1400 01:38:56,658 --> 01:38:59,492 My heart, dear 1401 01:39:00,228 --> 01:39:06,930 I'll know it's gone 1402 01:39:07,268 --> 01:39:11,933 Forever gone 1403 01:39:15,810 --> 01:39:18,041 Teresa, look, I've got to make this clear to you. 1404 01:39:18,279 --> 01:39:19,611 I am not a bandit. 1405 01:39:19,814 --> 01:39:21,339 My father was the Kissing Bandit. 1406 01:39:21,582 --> 01:39:23,016 I was never a bandit. 1407 01:39:23,251 --> 01:39:25,686 I couldn't be a bandit in a million years. 1408 01:39:25,920 --> 01:39:29,254 I didn't inherit one single thing from my father. 1409 01:39:29,457 --> 01:39:33,656 Not one single thing. 1410 01:39:37,465 --> 01:39:38,626 [SQUEALS] 1411 01:39:42,203 --> 01:39:43,227 [SIGHS] 1412 01:39:52,146 --> 01:39:53,808 Or did I? 100984