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("Arthur's Theme" playing)
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* Once in your life
you find her *
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* Someone that turns
your heart around *
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* And next thing you know
you're closing *
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* Down the town *
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* Wake up
and it's still with you *
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* Even though you left her
way 'cross town *
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* Wondering to yourself *
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* "Hey, what've I found?" *
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* When you get caught
between the moon *
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* And New York City *
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(scanner beeping)
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* I know it's crazy *
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* But it's true *
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* If you get caught between
the moon and New York City *
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(beeping)
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* The best that you can do *
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* The best that you can do *
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* Is fall in love *
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(heavy metal music playing)
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Hey, Ruby. Rube!
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Yeah, I know, Mike.
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"Staplehead."
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Your hit.
That was your hit, yeah?
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This was it.
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Mike:
Fucking turn it up!
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Ruby:
You don't have to, alright.
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Mike:
Doxxxology.
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Fuck yeah!
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I had this on CD.
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Back in the day.
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My daughter tells me
I'm too old to rock,
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but I say bullshit.
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I work with Ruby Ruin!
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Respect you, lady.
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-Hey, Victor.
-Hey.
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Tour time again.
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You interested
in some roadie work for a few weeks?
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Man the merch table?
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No. Sorry.
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Man: (on PA)
Ruby, you have a visitor
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in the break room.
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Hey. Uh, drummer, right?
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Thanks for answering
the ad.
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I'm Ruby.
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Yes, you are.
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Wow.
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This is ama--
I'm Gavin.
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Wow. Nice to meet you.
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This is fucking amazing,
dude, I'm...
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Okay.
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I've just been
a diehard Doxxx fan
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since I was, like,
two years old.
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Dude, this is
fuckin' badass.
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My mom said
she'd catch me banging
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my sippy cup to "Staplehead."
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Just aaah!
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Wow. That's--
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Gavin:
When I saw the listing
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to be the drummer
of Doxxxology
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on fucking Craigslist,
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I was just, just what,
dude, fucking...
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Alright, we leave Monday,
a three-week tour,
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mostly bars
and small venues,
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but it'll give us time
to tighten up the act,
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maybe write
a few new songs,
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'cause we end
the tour in Milwaukee,
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at the Lariat,
opening for Krampus.
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Holy shit, you're opening
for Krampus.
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Yo, that's,
that's badass, man.
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-Ruby: Yeah, it's a big deal.
-But hey...
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if you guys are looking
to freshen up
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your material at all,
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I do a little bit of, like,
writing of my own stuff--
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And you got
your own gear?
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Yeah, I've got a TAMA kit
with a double bass pedal
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and a vintage amp,
so everything you need.
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Great. But wait, no,
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what the fuck
do you need an amp for?
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I blow my backing vocals
through my fuzz pedal,
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and it gives it like this,
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this crunchy,
chewy, disgusting...
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-(growling)
-Good. Fine.
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Fine. You're in.
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-I'm in?
-You're in.
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Holy shit, dude.
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Look at me now,
motherfuckers!
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This is gonna rock
so fucking hard.
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Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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I will not let you down,
I promise you.
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Alright, RV leaves Monday.
I'll send you the deets.
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Gavin, we're all
in our 40s.
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Just take a fucking bath.
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Take a bath.
Aaahhhh!
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(Gavin laughs)
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I'm not joking.
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Okay.
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* Living on
discount macaroni *
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* Can't even get a job
with my uncle Tony *
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* You sent your goons
to repo my truck *
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* What the actual fuck *
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* I can play guitar
and I'm a decent singer *
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* Now cut my wedding ring
off my dead finger *
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* You say you wanna deal
but you're such a phony *
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* You're never gonna get
that alimony *
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Al! Al. God. Stop.
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That's awful. God.
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How's the divorce going, bro?
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Not good.
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The lyrics are temporary.
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I just slug out
whatever's in my head,
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we can zhuzh it up later.
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There's no zhuzhing.
It's a turd.
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I don't want to zhuzh
the turd.
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We have three weeks, man.
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We got to come up
with something that's going
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to pop at this
Krampus show.
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What's the point?
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They're just gonna want
to hear "Staplehead."
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The point, Eskie,
is that I'm not ready
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to lay down and die
as some fucking nostalgia act.
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Are you?
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I just moved back in
with my mom,
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and I got my AARP
membership this year.
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So it's been
a banner year for me.
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And Al with his divorce.
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It's not going well.
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-And you think
law school is gonna-- -Eskie: Law school?
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You think I can afford
law school?
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It's an online MSL degree.
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I can't even afford
to sell out.
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It's desperate times, Rube.
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Piling in this shitty van
year after year
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for the rest of our lives,
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driving around
playing Irish pubs.
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I swear to Christ,
I'm gonna start crying
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I really think about it.
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Ruby:
The goal is not this.
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The goal is to get back.
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To have shit acts
like Krampus opening for us.
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That feeling on stage,
the crowd,
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do you remember that?
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We're metal gods.
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What would you do
to get that back?
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Anything.
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-Anything.
-Ruby: Anything.
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We need to do this.
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And all we need,
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all we need is to write
one new song
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that doesn't suck.
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I had a kind of a doomy
sort of riff in A,
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try this.
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(playing riff)
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That's not bad.
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(laughter)
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(woman talking on screen)
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(laughter continues)
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Geez, where'd you get
this kid?
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Juilliard.
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Really?
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Fucking Craigslist.
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Where do you think?
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That's wild.
(laughing)
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(strumming guitar)
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Let's see if Cleveland rocks!
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(tapping)
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(heavy metal music plays)
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So this tape line
goes right here.
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-Man: Okay.
-Not here.
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-Man: Mm-hmm.
-And not here.
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-Man: Okay.
-So I, so I don't hunch.
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-Man: Alright.
-I got a sciatica.
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-I can't hunch.
-Okay.
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Maggie May,
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I ain't seen one
of these since Foghat.
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Battle Creek,
show us your metal!
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(tapping)
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(heavy metal music playing)
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-(laughter)
-("Benson" theme song playing)
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Fuckin' Benson, man.
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Al:
Two, three, and...
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* Merch girl *
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* Working all night *
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* Merch girl *
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* Fits me just right *
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* Merch girl *
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* Last one to leave *
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* Merch girl *
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* Nothing up
her sleeve, yeah *
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-Alright. Okay.
-There's no bridge yet.
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Fuck a bridge.
What are we, Christopher Cross?
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Just power through it.
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What do you think?
There's something there?
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Deuteronomy, what do you think?
Something there?
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I got my audiobooks on.
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Hey, kid,
what do you think?
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Why don't you guys just
try to write another song
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like "Staplehead"?
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I mean, "Staplehead."
That song is, um, good.
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So just try and, you know...
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make another song
like that.
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Why don't I just fucking
traipse into the fucking forest
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and capture
a bejeweled fucking Pegasus?
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That would be rad too.
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Every second of every day,
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I try and write a song
like "Staplehead."
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I remember the first time
I heard it,
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that feeling was like
a needle made of ice
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going into my brain.
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Like seeing the face of God
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and fucking God saying,
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"That's what a fucking hit
feels like."
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I've been chasing that feeling
for the past 20 years
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and never come close.
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"Staplehead"'s a fucking curse.
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Ruby:
That song ruined my life.
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But the song is
your big hit.
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We didn't write it.
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-What?
-Yeah, we didn't fuckin' write it.
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Our drummer Belinda did,
and she gets all the royalties.
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Now that bitch is selling
leggings in the suburbs.
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But you guys continue
to play the song.
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We have to every gig.
Have to.
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And when we're not on stage,
we hear it everywhere.
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And we don't get
one red cent.
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It's a fucking curse.
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Fuck that, though.
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Tonight, we open
with "Merch Girl."
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I got a feeling about this.
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Two, three and...
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(strumming)
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* Merch girl *
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* Nothing up
her sleeve, yeah *
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(lone person clapping)
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We suck.
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Hey,
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aren't you the band
that does "Staplehead"?
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Play "Staplehead"!
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No.
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We're not playing "Staplehead."
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(playing intro to "Staplehead")
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* Up from the dust
above the ruins *
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* By fire *
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* By flood *
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* Atop my rusty chariot *
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-* Lusting for your blood *
-Woo!
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* Staplehead *
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* Tonight is where you rise *
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* Staplehead *
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* Tonight we rise *
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* Staplehead *
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(singing falsetto):
* Tonight we rise *
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* Staplehead *
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-(crowd cheering)
-Yeah! Fucking DeKalb, Illinois,
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we love you!
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Punk rock metal, baby.
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Dude, are you okay?
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-Yeah, man, I'm fucking good.
-(cymbal crashes)
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You little shit.
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You ever steal
my scream again,
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I'll break more
than your fucking face.
262
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:58,074
(siren wailing in distance)
263
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,544
Hey!
264
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:10,920
Drummer boy.
265
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,217
Krampus!
266
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,429
(evil laughter)
267
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,016
Jesus. It's inane.
268
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,726
This will get you popular
these days,
269
00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,436
this Jackass shit?
270
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,563
People love it.
271
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,649
Krampus Cam.
They got Ozzy with that thing once.
272
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,901
Dude, that was fake.
273
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,070
-(camera shutter clicks)
-And what are you doing?
274
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,822
Our drummer got hit
in the head
275
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,492
with a stapler
during "Staplehead."
276
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,327
That's what
we call provenance.
277
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,788
-Got a secret
little eBay store. -(door opens)
278
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,664
It's not community property.
Don't tell Edward.
279
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,041
Kid's hanging
with us tonight.
280
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,044
Let's party!
281
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:55,548
I got to be up early,
man, really.
282
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,133
Acid reflux, man.
283
00:11:58,593 --> 00:11:59,969
Sober ten years.
284
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,933
Cool. Cool. Alright.
285
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:08,311
Hey, kid.
I'm sorry about tagging you.
286
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,188
Don't let that shit
happen again.
287
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,398
But I'm sorry.
288
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,942
Listen, th-that's me
totally out of bounds.
289
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:17,362
It's, it's your set.
It's your scream. I'm sorry.
290
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:21,825
And I know that I'm a lot
to put up with, you know,
291
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,785
but I just thank you guys
292
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:26,371
for puttin' up with me.
293
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,914
I mean, really.
294
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,083
And I know you guys
are looking for a new song,
295
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,043
and, um, I don't want
to overstep or anything,
296
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,130
but I wrote something
and if it sucks, it sucks.
297
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:38,133
Just let me know.
Just say it, no harm.
298
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,093
But I want you
to hear it.
299
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,304
It's not like we got
anything else.
300
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,223
Tss... (mouths)
301
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,351
Here we go.
(clears throat)
302
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,861
(rock music playing)
303
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:09,122
(inaudible singing)
304
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,879
* *
305
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,975
(light clicks on)
306
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,149
What did you think, Ruby?
307
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:39,569
Uh...
308
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,450
Yeah, there's some
good stuff there, kid.
309
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,577
Keep working on it.
310
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,789
Seriously? Okay.
311
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,374
(laughs)
312
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,876
And I guess
I will leave you guys
313
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,753
to your own party
or whatever.
314
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,505
Ha, ha, ha!
315
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,299
I'm gonna go to bed.
Good night, guys.
316
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,594
(door closes)
317
00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,347
Holy shit.
318
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,269
I'm not crazy, right?
319
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,191
Tell me I'm crazy.
320
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,985
It's a fuckin' hit.
321
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,491
It's gonna be "Staplehead"
all over again.
322
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,414
Doesn't have to be.
323
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:36,918
("Rumble" by Link Wray playing)
324
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,546
* *
325
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,313
So I'm fired.
326
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,274
You're dragging the energy
of the band down.
327
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,193
We're trying to grow wings,
and you're...
328
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,446
You just,
you're not on board.
329
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,575
How'd he take it?
330
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,534
He'll live.
331
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,119
Well, I broke
my sacred commitment
332
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,620
to veganism for this.
333
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,957
I got it, dudes,
thank you.
334
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,125
Hey, kid.
335
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,836
Yo, what's up?
Whoa...
336
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,713
When we play
"Staplehead" tonight...
337
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,423
Mm-hmm.
338
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,133
...I want you
to take my scream.
339
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,718
No, no, no, no, no.
340
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,969
That is not my--
341
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,387
-That's yours.
-Ruby: You have earned it.
342
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,347
(amp drones)
343
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,182
It's a fuckin' honor,
man.
344
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,644
I just need,
I just need a second if you--
345
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,480
(high-pitched feedback)
346
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,403
(band playing "Merch Girl"
347
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,991
* Merch girl *
348
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,160
* Working every night *
349
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,329
* Merch girl *
350
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:57,665
* Fits me just right,
yeah *
351
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,542
(scattered applause)
352
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,963
Alright.
353
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:07,467
Are you ready
for a banger?!
354
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,844
-(audience cheering)
-(tapping)
355
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,222
(playing intro to "Staplehead")
356
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,477
* Up from the dust
above the ruins *
357
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:18,645
* By fire *
358
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,106
* By flood *
359
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,818
* Atop my rusty chariot *
360
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:29,781
* Lusting for your blood *
361
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,366
* Staplehead *
362
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,702
* From the blackest depths
of night *
363
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,328
* Staplehead *
364
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,872
* From the dark
into the light *
365
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,290
* Staplehead *
366
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,584
(music ends)
367
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:48,341
(inaudible singing)
368
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,478
(music resumes)
369
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,690
(singing falsetto):
* Tonight we rise *
370
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:04,983
(electricity crackling)
371
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,151
(Gavin groans)
372
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,780
(crowd murmuring)
373
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:19,831
(switch clicks)
374
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:25,628
(crowd screaming)
375
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,791
(flames crackling)
376
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,305
* *
377
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:25,522
Mm, do you have
another cigarette?
378
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,820
-Man: Here you go.
-Aw, thanks, I appreciate that.
379
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,405
Man: No problem.
380
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,370
I've got three days
on a deck job.
381
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:42,664
Manuel.
382
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,833
Jorge and your guys,
Victor.
383
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,334
Eso...
384
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,420
-Tony.
-Vamos, amigos!
385
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,257
Nah, I'm good.
I'm good.
386
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:54,592
Okay, that's it.
387
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,850
Hey. Hey, Charlie, right?
388
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,018
Uh, yeah.
389
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,519
Uh, Victor said
you're looking for work.
390
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:06,354
Oh well,
thank you, Victor.
391
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:07,480
Uh, yes,
392
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:09,774
I'm, I'm desperately
looking for work.
393
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,484
You have a car?
394
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,527
Uh, yeah.
Just needs gas.
395
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,362
And can you count?
396
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:16,281
Uh, got 10 good fingers.
397
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,991
My band's going on the road,
and we're looking
398
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,367
for someone
to sell merch,
399
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,870
help out, you know,
whatever needs doing.
400
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,705
The pay sucks,
but you get to visit
401
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,457
the worst bars in America.
402
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,042
Well, shit.
403
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,668
You got yourself
a merch girl.
404
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,671
Holy shit.
405
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:35,091
Uh, you're Ruby Ruin, right?
406
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,802
(singing)
Staplehead!
407
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,512
(laughs)
408
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,057
Alright.
409
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,732
Let's see if Cleveland rocks!
410
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:54,194
(playing song intro)
411
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,697
So this tape line
goes right here.
412
00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:00,033
Not here and,
and not here.
413
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,451
-So I, so I don't hunch.
-Deuteronomy: Alright.
414
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,453
Al:
I got a sciatica. I can't hunch.
415
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:05,413
* Merch girl *
416
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:08,458
* Nothing up
her sleeve, yeah *
417
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,920
(lone person clapping)
418
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,255
-(feedback whines)
-We suck.
419
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,965
Hey, aren't you
the band
420
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,385
that does "Staplehead"?
421
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,220
Play "Staplehead."
422
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:23,139
Ruby: No, we're not
playing "Staplehead."
423
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:26,976
(playing intro to "Staplehead")
424
00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,979
* Up from the dust... *
425
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,483
-(stapler thuds)
-Whoa!
426
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:36,444
-Charlie: Kid...
-I'm just trying to get some more on my amp.
427
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,445
Dude, it's so badass!
428
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,614
Okay, okay.
Just... Jesus, kid.
429
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,699
-Just wait--
-Hold still.
430
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,950
Gavin:
It was so intense tonight.
431
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,368
It was just so metal.
432
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,786
It was just metal.
433
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:46,037
-Yes, it was very metal.
-I thought it was metal, right?
434
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,789
It was very metal.
It was...
435
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:49,290
super-duper metal.
436
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,959
-Yeah.
-Okay, just turn to the light a little.
437
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,794
There you go.
438
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,463
You, you think she's mad
at me, though.
439
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,132
Ruby? Uh, yeah.
440
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,967
On account of how
she punched you in the face.
441
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,719
But also, who cares?
442
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,596
I mean, don't get me started
on that "Merch Girl" song.
443
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:04,973
Slanderous.
444
00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,433
I thought
she was cool, man.
445
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,727
I'm starting to suspect
she's actually a real dick.
446
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,104
I know.
Ruby's... she's cool.
447
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:13,690
She's, she's alright.
448
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:17,444
Mm, mm...
449
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,821
But maybe, um,
maybe tomorrow, I can,
450
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,573
I can catch a ride
with, with you?
451
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:23,867
If that's okay?
452
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,410
-Okay.
-Okay.
453
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:33,543
Charlie:
Gav.
454
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,003
Gav.
455
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,296
Gavin!
456
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,006
Jesus.
457
00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,466
I admire the commitment
to the craft,
458
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,259
but maybe not with
the metal sticks, yeah?
459
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,178
I mean,
Christ on a cracker.
460
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,263
Metal!
461
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:48,975
Oh, I get it.
Oh... geez.
462
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,477
What,
what's that thingy?
463
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,312
Oh, well,
464
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,355
I like to keep some eyes
465
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,273
underneath my kit
at every show.
466
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,525
That way,
I can go back...
467
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,403
...and watch my footwork.
468
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:05,200
Alright.
469
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,160
Check one of these out
right here.
470
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:10,663
(singing)
* Stalagmite! *
471
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,290
* Stalactite *
472
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:13,833
* Stalag-sight *
473
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:17,545
* You might stalag-me *
474
00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,089
You, sir, are a magpie.
475
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:21,341
Magpie?
476
00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:22,175
Mm-hmm.
477
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:23,677
Self-taught, huh?
478
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:25,345
No, Juilliard.
479
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:28,139
Oh.
480
00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,066
Ugh. Alright, dude.
481
00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:40,276
I don't want to be
all Felix Unger or anything,
482
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:42,821
but, uh, this is
my house, you know.
483
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,280
A little respect.
484
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:46,282
Why do you live
in your car?
485
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,034
Wolves on my fender
486
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,994
so I gotta keep moving.
487
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,539
Some wolves, huh?
488
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,207
You going to be
like this forever?
489
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,585
(sighs) Maybe.
490
00:22:57,627 --> 00:22:59,921
I hadn't really thought
about it that way, I--
491
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:02,257
Not fully
until just now, actually.
492
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:06,803
So thanks for that fresh dose
of existential dread.
493
00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:08,972
(growling)
494
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:11,725
Oh, no, no. Toss it.
495
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:13,309
I do not consent
to photos.
496
00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:14,811
Well, it's not like
I post them or anything.
497
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:17,522
It's just for, like,
a mind-collage of my own.
498
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:18,857
Oh.
499
00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:21,317
That was littering.
500
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,987
Yes, it was.
501
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:27,198
Gosh, you are just
really dedicated
502
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,950
to not wearing shoes, huh?
503
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:31,786
If you're wearing shoes,
you're just not grounded,
504
00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:32,954
you know.
505
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,122
Life is a beat, Chuck.
506
00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:35,540
You got to feel it.
507
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:39,127
Hey, look. See?
508
00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:42,047
Ba-da-da-whoosh.
Ba-da-da-whoosh.
509
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,215
-Right?
-Ba-da-da-whoosh. Alright.
510
00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:45,216
Look, see?
511
00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:47,010
(drumming)
512
00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:48,970
That's the bridge
we went over.
513
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,638
You know?
Little raindrops.
514
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:51,973
(Charlie chuckles)
515
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:54,517
Holistic magpie motherfucker.
516
00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:58,480
Yeah. Sometimes I just,
I feel this shit so hard.
517
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:01,399
Carries me through.
518
00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:04,611
Makes the bad stuff just...
519
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,614
roll right off of me.
520
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,165
(dog barking in distance)
521
00:24:17,207 --> 00:24:19,042
(siren wailing in distance)
522
00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:21,711
Hi.
523
00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:24,047
I owe you one for
taking that little shitheel
524
00:24:24,089 --> 00:24:25,590
off our hands for the day.
525
00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:30,679
You know, that kid really
took a hit for you, right?
526
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,723
God, I hope he didn't lose
any precious brain cells.
527
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:36,059
You might give him
a break.
528
00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:37,477
Is all I'm sayin'.
529
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,396
He's a vibe-killer.
530
00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:41,398
Can't read a room.
It stresses me out.
531
00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,191
He's just nervous.
532
00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,609
He worships you.
533
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:49,114
I got to tell you, Ruby,
I really thought
534
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:52,534
that being on tour with the band
was going to be like,
535
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,412
you know, one big party,
all fun and bonding,
536
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:56,955
like... Spinal Tap.
537
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,248
Pre-Jeanine.
538
00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:00,125
Not this cliquey
539
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,627
gate-keepy
high school bullshit.
540
00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:06,214
Consider my eyes opened.
(chuckles)
541
00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:15,098
Hey!
542
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:16,891
Drummer boy.
543
00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:21,146
Dude, I don't know
what kind of voodoo,
544
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,230
whatever you did,
545
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:25,108
but thank you.
546
00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:26,609
What voodoo did I do?
547
00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:30,363
Well, I saw you talking
to Ruby last night,
548
00:25:30,405 --> 00:25:33,491
and now she's gonna
let me do the scream.
549
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:34,617
The "Staplehead" scream.
550
00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:35,702
I've been dreaming
doing it since I was
551
00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:36,828
a little dumb-as-fuck baby.
552
00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:39,456
This is, this is
fuckin' everything, man.
553
00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:41,624
-Thank you.
-Yeah, yeah...
554
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,127
Hey. So, um...
555
00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:45,754
-Oh. Uh, uh...
-You...
556
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:48,715
I'll, I'll get
a good one for you.
557
00:25:48,757 --> 00:25:50,842
I'm happy for you,
you little scamp.
558
00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:54,262
Alright, let's do
some fuckin' metal.
559
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,932
* Atop my rusty chariot *
560
00:25:58,850 --> 00:26:02,979
* Lusting for your blood *
561
00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:04,314
* Staplehead *
562
00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:06,649
* *
563
00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:08,485
* Staplehead *
564
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:10,653
* Tonight we rise *
565
00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:12,489
* Staplehead *
566
00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,657
* Tonight we rise *
567
00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:16,493
-* Staplehead *
-Let 'em have it, kiddo.
568
00:26:16,534 --> 00:26:18,578
* Tonight we rise *
569
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,622
* Staplehead *
570
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:22,665
Gavin:
* Tonight we rise *
571
00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:25,001
(electricity crackling)
572
00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:27,712
(crowd murmuring)
573
00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:40,600
I know it's been
a tough night for you all.
574
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,936
We appreciate
your patience.
575
00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:46,356
The ME's ruling your drummer
died by electrocution.
576
00:26:46,398 --> 00:26:47,524
His amp wasn't grounded.
577
00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:48,775
So when he touched
the mic,
578
00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:51,319
it was like
kissing a lightning bolt.
579
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,697
Jesus.
580
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:56,658
Officer:
It was an accident due to faulty equipment.
581
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,576
We're impounding the amp
for insurance purposes,
582
00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:01,705
but you can have the rest
of your equipment back.
583
00:27:01,746 --> 00:27:04,499
You all were
on that stage, too.
584
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,001
It could have been
a lot worse.
585
00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:09,129
Wow.
586
00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:12,924
Guess we just got lucky.
587
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,597
(sighs)
588
00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:22,267
Charlie:
Good idea.
589
00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:27,814
(tap running)
590
00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:32,318
What do you figure I can get
for these on eBay?
591
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,945
Don't you fuckin' dare.
592
00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:37,741
I can't stop smelling
that smell.
593
00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:39,909
We did what we did.
Now we gotta move forward.
594
00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:42,287
That song is gonna
change our lives.
595
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:43,705
Let's keep it together.
596
00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:44,914
Eskie:
About that.
597
00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:47,250
We should get
a recording of the song,
598
00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:48,460
at least a rough demo,
599
00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:50,253
before we play it
at the Krampus show.
600
00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:52,964
We can use his rhythm track,
but we all play the rest.
601
00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:54,507
Really lock in
our ownership.
602
00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:56,593
Then let's do it
right fuckin' now.
603
00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:58,803
And where are we gonna
find a recording studio
604
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,848
in Kenosha, Wisconsin,
"right fucking now"?
605
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:04,934
Al:
Two, three--
606
00:28:04,976 --> 00:28:06,895
* It's a flash inside
that calls you *
607
00:28:06,936 --> 00:28:08,730
* From the street *
608
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:13,943
* Drink from the well
so bittersweet *
609
00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:18,907
* It's sugary sweet
it's a fiery treat *
610
00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:22,827
* It's time to eat my
sucker punch *
611
00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:26,164
Judas to the Priest.
That song's pretty good.
612
00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:29,668
Oh, uh, excuse me.
Are you with this group?
613
00:28:29,709 --> 00:28:31,711
Because I have
this booth reserved
614
00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:33,171
as of seven minutes ago.
615
00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:35,882
Oh yeah.
I think they're almost done.
616
00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:38,176
"Murder Girl."
617
00:28:39,052 --> 00:28:40,136
Nice.
618
00:28:40,178 --> 00:28:41,429
Is your band, uh,
619
00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:43,390
death metal
or something?
620
00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:47,018
It's my podcast.
I solve murders.
621
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,478
Oh.
622
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,063
Nice work,
if you can get it.
623
00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,484
Charlie: (singing)
* Enter the caverns *
624
00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:56,986
* Of the past *
625
00:28:57,028 --> 00:29:00,782
* Your first trip
won't be your last *
626
00:29:00,824 --> 00:29:04,244
* It's sugary sweet,
a fiery treat *
627
00:29:04,285 --> 00:29:09,040
* It's time to eat
my sucker punch *
628
00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:14,713
Damn, that is an earworm.
629
00:29:14,754 --> 00:29:15,964
-(splat)
-Whoa.
630
00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:20,510
Oh geez. Come on.
631
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:22,846
Hey. Which one
of you assholes
632
00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:24,014
Shamrock-Shaked
my car?
633
00:29:24,055 --> 00:29:26,307
-Fan: Krampus slays!
-What is this?
634
00:29:26,349 --> 00:29:28,059
Oh my god.
Just clean it.
635
00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:30,395
-Oh, hi.
Excuse me. Hi. Uh, hi. -Hello.
636
00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:31,938
Do you know
my friend Molly?
637
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,732
-I'm sorry, who?
-Uh, Molly.
638
00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:36,651
-You know, my ex.
-Okay, n-n-nice try, narc.
639
00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:38,361
I-I'm not a narc. I...
640
00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:40,697
You're wearing
pleated khakis, you know.
641
00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:42,824
Just try harder.
I believe in you.
642
00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:44,367
-Fan: (chanting) Krampus!
-Charlie: Uh, excuse me...
643
00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:45,994
Charlie:
Very good...
644
00:29:46,036 --> 00:29:49,998
Ah, damn it, Gavin.
Respect the domicile.
645
00:29:50,665 --> 00:29:51,916
Geez, honey.
646
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,085
Fan:
You're in Krampus land!
647
00:29:58,131 --> 00:29:59,341
Oh, whoa.
648
00:30:01,217 --> 00:30:02,427
Hold the phone.
649
00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:12,520
* Step into the caverns
of the past *
650
00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,775
* Your first sip
won't be your last *
651
00:30:17,942 --> 00:30:21,821
* It's sugary sweet
a fiery treat *
652
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:27,452
* It's time to eat
my sucker punch *
653
00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:36,211
Magpie.
654
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:45,261
Oh, great.
Uh, I want to talk to you.
655
00:30:45,303 --> 00:30:46,846
Drop the price of the shirts
if you have to.
656
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,306
I don't wanna bring
any of that shit home.
657
00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:50,767
You know,
it-it's about your new song.
658
00:30:50,809 --> 00:30:52,185
-What about it?
-Well, it's really good.
659
00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:53,978
Which is how I know
you guys didn't write it.
660
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,105
I got a soundcheck.
661
00:30:55,146 --> 00:30:57,774
Okay, just look me
in the eyes
662
00:30:57,816 --> 00:31:00,527
and tell me that Gavin
didn't write that song?
663
00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,113
Gavin wrote that song.
664
00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:07,701
Oh. Well, that's true.
665
00:31:07,742 --> 00:31:10,745
But also not cool.
He deserves credit.
666
00:31:10,787 --> 00:31:12,706
And what do we deserve?
667
00:31:12,747 --> 00:31:14,124
That song isn't going
to bring Gavin back,
668
00:31:14,165 --> 00:31:16,126
but it'll change
our lives.
669
00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:18,503
We recorded the song.
We're playing it tonight.
670
00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:20,797
Look, Charlie, I'm just trying
to make something good
671
00:31:20,839 --> 00:31:22,298
out of something bad.
672
00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:24,009
Well, right, but,
673
00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:26,720
but if it's Gavin's song,
people should know that.
674
00:31:26,761 --> 00:31:27,762
There are a thousand ifs.
675
00:31:27,804 --> 00:31:29,264
If I hadn't given him
the scream,
676
00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:31,057
if our roadie hadn't quit
and checked the amp,
677
00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:33,018
if I had anything left
in my garbage life
678
00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:34,686
except one last shot.
679
00:31:34,728 --> 00:31:36,354
This shot.
680
00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:38,565
It is what it is,
and I'm taking it.
681
00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,609
I'm sorry about the kid,
682
00:31:41,651 --> 00:31:42,861
truly.
683
00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:45,155
Gotta go.
684
00:31:47,782 --> 00:31:49,075
(sighs)
685
00:31:57,959 --> 00:32:00,545
Something doesn't
sit right, Gavin.
686
00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:01,963
-Krampus!
-(Charlie yells)
687
00:32:02,005 --> 00:32:03,381
-(groans)
-(crowd gasps)
688
00:32:03,423 --> 00:32:05,091
-Shit.
-Whoa!
689
00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:07,427
Ooh! (laughing)
690
00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:09,679
-Okay...
-Krampus in the crapper!
691
00:32:09,721 --> 00:32:11,348
Good shit, man.
That dude's an asshole.
692
00:32:11,389 --> 00:32:12,640
Deuteronomy.
693
00:32:12,682 --> 00:32:14,225
Man:
Yeah, merch girl!
694
00:32:16,561 --> 00:32:17,812
Deuteronomy.
695
00:32:17,854 --> 00:32:20,357
Nice right hook,
merch girl.
696
00:32:20,398 --> 00:32:22,317
I see you're moving up
in the world, huh?
697
00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:24,527
-Is that why you quit?
-Deuteronomy: Quit?
698
00:32:24,569 --> 00:32:26,196
I got canned
on some bullshit.
699
00:32:26,237 --> 00:32:28,198
Huh.
700
00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:30,950
Well, you know, I knew that
Ruby threw a lie in there.
701
00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:32,786
I just couldn't track
the, uh...
702
00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:35,372
This business is built
on relationships.
703
00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:36,915
And amphetamines.
704
00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:39,709
Can I ask you something?
It's, uh, it's about the kid.
705
00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:41,378
The thing that happened
with his amp.
706
00:32:41,419 --> 00:32:43,588
I mean, is that something
that happens?
707
00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,548
Yeah, it happens.
708
00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:46,758
Yardbirds, '77.
709
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,718
Lead guitarist bit it
using the same amp.
710
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,137
That's why they have
a death capacitor.
711
00:32:51,638 --> 00:32:52,847
A what?
712
00:32:52,889 --> 00:32:56,434
Old amps used to have cords
with two prongs
713
00:32:56,476 --> 00:32:57,811
instead of three.
714
00:32:57,852 --> 00:32:59,354
If you reverse the plug,
715
00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:01,606
it's like sticking
a fork in a socket.
716
00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:03,900
A death capacitor
keeps it safe.
717
00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:07,904
-So Gavin didn't know that?
-Of course, he did.
718
00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:10,073
He had his amp converted
to three-prong.
719
00:33:10,115 --> 00:33:13,118
It was safe. I wouldn't have
let him use it if it wasn't.
720
00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:15,453
Here, let me show you
what it looks like.
721
00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:20,667
Okay, here's one on eBay.
Identical.
722
00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:22,293
Holy shit.
Can I, can I see that?
723
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,802
Whoa, shit.
724
00:33:36,558 --> 00:33:37,809
Al.
725
00:33:39,728 --> 00:33:42,480
(strumming
without amplification)
726
00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:56,619
Al:
* I'm gonna buy a new guitar *
727
00:33:56,661 --> 00:33:58,455
* Neck inlaid with pearl *
728
00:33:59,831 --> 00:34:04,002
* To pay my passage
to the underworld *
729
00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:06,004
* I'm gonna crawl up *
730
00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:09,132
* From the afterbirth *
731
00:34:09,174 --> 00:34:12,677
* And wander lonely *
732
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,889
* On this earth *
733
00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:20,185
* Satan, cast
your evil spell *
734
00:34:21,269 --> 00:34:25,190
* Save a place
for us in hell *
735
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:27,817
* You must learn
we're all gonna burn *
736
00:34:27,859 --> 00:34:31,696
* Because you can't
un-murder someone *
737
00:34:31,738 --> 00:34:36,576
* We electrocuted a lamb
for the keys to the kingdom *
738
00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:38,536
* Now it's time to burn *
739
00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:40,455
Two, three, four.
740
00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:50,423
If you're looking for Al,
he's working on
741
00:34:50,465 --> 00:34:53,093
a new song called
"You Can't Un-murder Someone."
742
00:34:53,968 --> 00:34:55,011
Sounds metal.
743
00:34:55,053 --> 00:34:57,347
It sounds like
a guilty conscience
744
00:34:57,389 --> 00:35:00,016
unburdening itself
for killing a drummer
745
00:35:00,058 --> 00:35:01,393
via power ballad.
746
00:35:01,851 --> 00:35:02,811
What?
747
00:35:02,852 --> 00:35:04,187
That song
748
00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:06,231
is basically
a confession.
749
00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:09,025
Uh, yeah. Okay.
So you wanna arrest Bob Marley
750
00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:10,860
for singing
"I Shot the Sheriff"?
751
00:35:10,902 --> 00:35:12,696
If he was also selling
Gavin's amp on eBay,
752
00:35:12,737 --> 00:35:15,073
like Al is, then yeah.
753
00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:18,076
I know it sounds nuts,
but I think
754
00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:20,787
that Al switched it out
for a booby-trapped amp
755
00:35:20,829 --> 00:35:22,872
and killed Gavin.
756
00:35:22,914 --> 00:35:25,875
Listen. I know
you really liked the kid.
757
00:35:25,917 --> 00:35:28,420
You're traumatized.
We all are.
758
00:35:28,461 --> 00:35:31,756
But reality now,
equipment mix-ups happen.
759
00:35:31,798 --> 00:35:33,967
Deuteronomy wasn't there
to check it.
760
00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:36,886
-Convenient, right?
-Ruby: Jesus.
761
00:35:36,928 --> 00:35:39,389
Al was on stage
the whole time Gavin was.
762
00:35:39,431 --> 00:35:41,891
You think he would have risked
electrocuting himself?
763
00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:43,393
Or Eskie or me?
764
00:35:46,062 --> 00:35:48,314
Well that's true. Huh.
765
00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:49,649
Huh?
766
00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:52,902
One more show,
767
00:35:52,944 --> 00:35:54,904
and this will all be
in your rearview mirror.
768
00:35:54,946 --> 00:35:56,406
Okay?
769
00:35:56,448 --> 00:35:58,533
Chill out
and keep it together.
770
00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:00,452
Yeah?
771
00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:06,499
-Al: What are you doing?
-You put Gavin's amp on eBay?
772
00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,084
It's vintage.
773
00:36:08,126 --> 00:36:11,629
It's evidence. Right?
774
00:36:11,671 --> 00:36:13,465
-I guess.
-You guess?
775
00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:15,967
I haven't taken
Criminal Law yet.
776
00:36:16,009 --> 00:36:18,720
Okay, Clarence Dumbass
and Veggie McShithead.
777
00:36:18,762 --> 00:36:20,430
Listen to me.
778
00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:23,641
We are this close
to nailing this thing.
779
00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:25,268
Keep it
the fuck together!
780
00:36:26,478 --> 00:36:30,440
And do not confess
to murder in a song!
781
00:36:30,482 --> 00:36:31,483
What...?
782
00:36:35,403 --> 00:36:38,406
It's probably okay as long as
you don't sing it under oath.
783
00:36:38,448 --> 00:36:40,450
This is what, ehh,
I'm saying...
784
00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:41,951
Charlie:
Uh, hey, Deuteronomy.
785
00:36:41,993 --> 00:36:43,536
Um, can I borrow
your readers?
786
00:36:43,578 --> 00:36:46,456
You know, I'm trying to see
something on here, and I can't.
787
00:36:46,498 --> 00:36:49,793
No. But how about
the right tool for the job?
788
00:36:49,834 --> 00:36:52,170
Oh, okay. Upgrade.
789
00:36:56,841 --> 00:36:58,301
Huh? Okay.
790
00:36:58,343 --> 00:37:01,054
So Al was being
a real baby
791
00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:02,639
about setting up
his mic stand, right?
792
00:37:02,681 --> 00:37:04,224
(scoffs) Yeah.
793
00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,643
Said it was his hunchback
or something.
794
00:37:06,685 --> 00:37:07,977
I tried to teach him
the Pilates
795
00:37:08,019 --> 00:37:09,396
I learned
from Jimmy Page
796
00:37:09,437 --> 00:37:10,772
but no!
797
00:37:10,814 --> 00:37:13,525
Okay. So look at this.
798
00:37:13,566 --> 00:37:16,277
This is from the show
when Gavin died.
799
00:37:17,112 --> 00:37:18,655
Look at the tape.
800
00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:22,992
Somehow in this show,
on this one night,
801
00:37:23,034 --> 00:37:24,327
he got taller.
802
00:37:25,036 --> 00:37:26,913
Huh, I--
803
00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:28,790
Well, so what?
Maybe he wore different shoes?
804
00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:33,003
I mean, why would a guy
with a bad back
805
00:37:33,044 --> 00:37:35,505
suddenly wear
new shoes on stage?
806
00:37:36,589 --> 00:37:37,632
Hmm.
807
00:37:39,175 --> 00:37:41,511
Well, you can't see
his shoes there though.
808
00:37:42,387 --> 00:37:43,722
Oh.
809
00:37:43,763 --> 00:37:45,015
Huh.
810
00:37:45,056 --> 00:37:48,309
* *
811
00:38:20,508 --> 00:38:21,426
(knocking)
812
00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:25,055
Hey. I-I-I come
in peace, I...
813
00:38:25,096 --> 00:38:26,473
Ca-can I borrow that?
814
00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:29,934
-(camera beeps)
-Come on, now.
815
00:38:29,976 --> 00:38:33,229
Show me some
heavy-soled murder shoes.
816
00:38:35,732 --> 00:38:37,609
Gotcha, you son of a bitch.
817
00:38:39,527 --> 00:38:40,570
Whoa!
818
00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,534
Holy Toledo.
819
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,919
Rest in metal. Seriously?
820
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,295
Jesus. What now?
821
00:38:57,337 --> 00:38:59,923
You guys are sick
with this bullshit tribute.
822
00:38:59,964 --> 00:39:01,841
You killed him.
All of you.
823
00:39:01,883 --> 00:39:03,051
Who the fuck
do you think you are?
824
00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:04,386
Me? Oh, I don't know.
825
00:39:04,427 --> 00:39:06,262
Maybe, maybe
I'm the highest bidder
826
00:39:06,304 --> 00:39:08,390
on eBay
for Gavin's real amp,
827
00:39:08,431 --> 00:39:10,350
you know, the one you
switched out to kill him.
828
00:39:10,392 --> 00:39:12,602
Or maybe I'm the girl
with the photographic proof
829
00:39:12,644 --> 00:39:15,105
that you knew he was
going to be electrocuted.
830
00:39:15,146 --> 00:39:18,441
You're all wearing Docs
with thick rubber soles
831
00:39:18,483 --> 00:39:20,944
to insulate you
from that electro shit
832
00:39:20,985 --> 00:39:22,362
that you sent
through Gavin.
833
00:39:22,404 --> 00:39:25,031
You know, when you told
the fire inspector
834
00:39:25,073 --> 00:39:27,659
that you got "lucky,"
I knew it was a lie,
835
00:39:27,701 --> 00:39:29,452
I just didn't
put it together.
836
00:39:29,494 --> 00:39:31,454
Y'all made your own luck,
didn't you?
837
00:39:31,496 --> 00:39:33,289
Eskie: You know,
I may not have my degree,
838
00:39:33,331 --> 00:39:35,792
but even I know
that's not legal proof.
839
00:39:35,834 --> 00:39:38,545
Gavin was the real deal,
you know,
840
00:39:38,586 --> 00:39:40,130
and he was a good guy,
841
00:39:40,171 --> 00:39:42,173
and you killed him
just for what?
842
00:39:42,215 --> 00:39:46,011
For some stupid little song
about sucker punching?
843
00:39:47,929 --> 00:39:50,598
It's not just a song.
It's a hit.
844
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:53,268
You know what, Ruby?
845
00:39:53,309 --> 00:39:55,311
I knew that you were
a has-been.
846
00:39:55,353 --> 00:39:56,688
But it's worse than that.
847
00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:58,398
Alright, you're a hack.
848
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,151
And maybe I won't get to see you
in an orange jumpsuit,
849
00:40:01,192 --> 00:40:04,154
but you'll be in that
orange "Build Box" apron
850
00:40:04,195 --> 00:40:07,490
for the rest of your
sad little hacky life.
851
00:40:08,867 --> 00:40:09,993
Security!
852
00:40:10,035 --> 00:40:12,120
Gavin had talent, okay.
He was metal.
853
00:40:12,162 --> 00:40:14,039
He was real metal.
854
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,249
And you all, you're
the opposite of metal.
855
00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:18,126
Alright? You're talc.
856
00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:20,170
You hear me?
You're fuckin' talc!
857
00:40:21,713 --> 00:40:23,882
She can't do shit.
858
00:40:23,923 --> 00:40:25,967
We play the fuck
out of that song tonight
859
00:40:26,009 --> 00:40:27,344
and everything changes.
860
00:40:27,385 --> 00:40:28,428
Yes?
861
00:40:29,637 --> 00:40:30,972
Let's rock!
862
00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:32,807
Hey, do you mind
swinging past
863
00:40:32,849 --> 00:40:34,267
just over here? Uh...
864
00:40:34,309 --> 00:40:36,811
Thank you. Thanks. I just--
I got to grab my, my bag,
865
00:40:36,853 --> 00:40:40,231
and then I promise to continue
to throw myself out, so...
866
00:40:41,232 --> 00:40:42,400
I better not see you again.
867
00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:44,361
No, absolutely.
I appreciate you.
868
00:40:44,402 --> 00:40:47,822
You're doing good work.
Efficient.
869
00:40:47,864 --> 00:40:48,948
Man:
Hi. Hey, guys.
870
00:40:48,990 --> 00:40:50,700
Any of you know
my friend Lucy?
871
00:40:50,742 --> 00:40:51,951
You know
Lucy in the Sky--
872
00:40:51,993 --> 00:40:53,495
Man 2:
Fuck off, narc.
873
00:40:53,536 --> 00:40:57,415
Man: Okay. Just looking for
some old-fashioned cocaine.
874
00:40:57,457 --> 00:40:58,625
Hey, narc.
875
00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:01,086
My name's Scott.
876
00:41:02,295 --> 00:41:04,214
Charlie:
And that's how Doxxxology
877
00:41:04,255 --> 00:41:05,882
murdered their drummer
Gavin,
878
00:41:05,924 --> 00:41:08,093
I don't know his last name,
for a song.
879
00:41:11,513 --> 00:41:14,516
Yeah, uh, well, that's,
uh, that's a, a lot.
880
00:41:16,101 --> 00:41:17,727
Ah.
881
00:41:17,769 --> 00:41:19,479
I got no proof.
882
00:41:19,521 --> 00:41:21,147
It's a whole lot
of nothing.
883
00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:23,316
Just loose, connected dots.
I'm sorry.
884
00:41:23,358 --> 00:41:25,068
I don't know who I thought
would take this seriously.
885
00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:27,737
Y-y-you know what?
I think it's good.
886
00:41:29,114 --> 00:41:30,240
-You do?
-Yeah.
887
00:41:30,281 --> 00:41:32,117
I think you make
a compelling case.
888
00:41:32,158 --> 00:41:33,702
I mean, some of this
is a stretch,
889
00:41:33,743 --> 00:41:36,454
but you've shored up a lot
of the circumstantial evidence.
890
00:41:37,580 --> 00:41:38,957
I'm convinced.
891
00:41:38,998 --> 00:41:41,459
You think it's enough
to take to your boss?
892
00:41:42,961 --> 00:41:44,087
Why would you want me
to take it
893
00:41:44,129 --> 00:41:47,090
to the VP of Finance
at Nationwide?
894
00:41:47,132 --> 00:41:50,260
Okay, wait.
So you're not a cop?
895
00:41:50,301 --> 00:41:53,138
No, I'm an actuary.
Did you think I was a cop?
896
00:41:54,973 --> 00:41:57,434
Yes, man. Yeah, I thought
you were a narc.
897
00:41:57,475 --> 00:41:58,768
Everyone's been
calling me that.
898
00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:00,854
I think I'm just really bad
at buying drugs.
899
00:42:00,895 --> 00:42:03,356
Yes, you are
really bad at it.
900
00:42:03,398 --> 00:42:05,275
Well, if it makes
you feel any better,
901
00:42:05,316 --> 00:42:07,569
everything you just said
makes perfect sense.
902
00:42:07,610 --> 00:42:09,279
Oh, and since
you're already famous,
903
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,114
maybe you can get
some local news attention.
904
00:42:11,156 --> 00:42:13,074
Hmm? What do you mean
I'm famous?
905
00:42:13,116 --> 00:42:15,035
You don't know.
Oh, your video.
906
00:42:15,076 --> 00:42:16,911
It went viral.
907
00:42:16,953 --> 00:42:18,163
-Krampus: Krampus!
-(Charlie yells)
908
00:42:18,204 --> 00:42:19,539
-(Krampus groans)
-(crowd gasps)
909
00:42:22,834 --> 00:42:23,960
When did that go up?
910
00:42:24,002 --> 00:42:26,671
Uh, it says
four hours ago. Why?
911
00:42:26,713 --> 00:42:27,839
Man:
Charlie Cale?
912
00:42:31,676 --> 00:42:33,511
Hey, Cliff.
913
00:42:33,553 --> 00:42:35,221
I didn't take you
for a TikToker.
914
00:42:35,263 --> 00:42:37,515
It's over, Charlie.
You're coming with me.
915
00:42:37,557 --> 00:42:39,726
Front seat or the trunk.
Your choice.
916
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,317
Hey. You need
something, brother?
917
00:42:47,359 --> 00:42:51,654
What's up, Milwaukee?!
918
00:42:51,696 --> 00:42:52,781
(crowd cheering)
919
00:42:52,822 --> 00:42:55,408
I think it's time
for something fresh.
920
00:42:56,284 --> 00:42:57,702
* It's a flash inside *
921
00:42:57,744 --> 00:42:59,954
* That calls you
from the street *
922
00:43:01,873 --> 00:43:05,210
* Drink from the well
so bittersweet *
923
00:43:06,961 --> 00:43:10,674
* You wrote your number
on the back of my receipt *
924
00:43:10,715 --> 00:43:13,093
* Before you cracked me
with your *
925
00:43:13,134 --> 00:43:14,678
* Sucker punch *
926
00:43:16,471 --> 00:43:20,225
* Step into the caverns
of the past *
927
00:43:22,352 --> 00:43:24,938
* Your first sip
won't be your last *
928
00:43:26,773 --> 00:43:30,360
* It's sugary sweet,
it's a fiery treat *
929
00:43:30,402 --> 00:43:32,946
-* It's time to eat my *
-Fuck you, Ruby.
930
00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:34,989
* Sucker punch *
931
00:43:35,031 --> 00:43:36,324
To the left.
932
00:43:40,078 --> 00:43:41,538
Watch it, man.
933
00:43:41,579 --> 00:43:43,581
(crowd cheering, applauding)
934
00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:47,711
Oh fuck!
935
00:43:47,752 --> 00:43:49,421
Ruby: Thank you!
936
00:43:51,214 --> 00:43:53,842
(crowd cheering)
937
00:44:06,855 --> 00:44:07,772
(Cliff groans)
938
00:44:07,814 --> 00:44:09,566
(cheering
and applause continues)
939
00:44:09,607 --> 00:44:12,027
Changing:
Ruby! Ruby! Ruby!
940
00:44:15,030 --> 00:44:16,406
(laughter)
941
00:44:16,448 --> 00:44:18,033
Eskie:
I like shrimp cocktail for breakfast.
942
00:44:18,074 --> 00:44:19,993
This is, I can
get used to this.
943
00:44:20,035 --> 00:44:21,911
My friends, in just
three weeks,
944
00:44:21,953 --> 00:44:23,371
you've conquered
the world
945
00:44:23,413 --> 00:44:24,581
To "Sucker Punch."
946
00:44:24,622 --> 00:44:26,207
-To Doxxxology.
-Al: Hey.
947
00:44:26,249 --> 00:44:27,709
Man:
A viral smash.
948
00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:29,419
(glasses clinking)
949
00:44:29,461 --> 00:44:31,338
We got to get caviar
in the rider.
950
00:44:31,379 --> 00:44:32,922
I want this
on the tour bus.
951
00:44:32,964 --> 00:44:34,758
Like, I can get used
to this.
952
00:44:34,799 --> 00:44:35,800
This is my new style.
953
00:44:36,801 --> 00:44:38,261
(indistinct chatter)
954
00:44:38,303 --> 00:44:39,929
Eskie: But I can keep
this pen though, right?
955
00:44:39,971 --> 00:44:40,972
-(door shuts)
-Man: Hold up.
956
00:44:41,806 --> 00:44:42,682
Wait.
957
00:44:43,141 --> 00:44:44,309
No.
958
00:44:45,810 --> 00:44:47,187
What the fuck, man?
959
00:44:47,228 --> 00:44:48,980
We have a big problem.
960
00:44:52,150 --> 00:44:53,860
Yeah. So this
"Sucker Punch" song
961
00:44:53,902 --> 00:44:56,780
came out of nowhere,
and it's everywhere now.
962
00:44:56,821 --> 00:44:59,783
But did it come out
of nowhere? It did not.
963
00:44:59,824 --> 00:45:01,993
Shout out to some of our
older viewers for helping us
964
00:45:02,035 --> 00:45:03,244
connect the dots
on this one.
965
00:45:03,286 --> 00:45:07,791
("Benson" theme song playing)
966
00:45:11,586 --> 00:45:14,923
("Sucker Punch" playing
with same melody)
967
00:45:18,426 --> 00:45:21,721
("Benson" theme song playing)
968
00:45:26,226 --> 00:45:27,727
You ripped off
the theme song to "Benson"
969
00:45:27,769 --> 00:45:29,187
and didn't think
nobody would notice?
970
00:45:29,229 --> 00:45:31,564
-I didn't realize it.
-Eskie: It's,
971
00:45:31,606 --> 00:45:34,150
it's, it's
fair use homage.
972
00:45:34,192 --> 00:45:37,612
It's copyright infringement
that was about to become fraud.
973
00:45:37,654 --> 00:45:41,241
And it is the least
of your problems.
974
00:45:41,282 --> 00:45:43,827
(podcast music playing)
975
00:45:43,868 --> 00:45:46,621
Murder Girl:
You may know the heavy metal band Doxxxology
976
00:45:46,663 --> 00:45:49,082
for their '90s
hit song "Staplehead."
977
00:45:49,124 --> 00:45:53,420
And for their incredible
comeback hit "Sucker Punch."
978
00:45:53,461 --> 00:45:56,673
Their story sounds like
a rock-and-roll fantasy.
979
00:45:56,715 --> 00:46:00,677
A band of has-beens who get
their second shot at fame.
980
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:05,598
But what if I told you
that's not the whole story?
981
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,768
Would you kill
for a second shot at fame?
982
00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:13,857
Commit murder
for one hit song.
983
00:46:13,898 --> 00:46:18,319
Welcome to season seven
of "Murder Girl:
984
00:46:18,361 --> 00:46:20,030
Rest in Metal."
985
00:46:28,079 --> 00:46:29,414
Ba-da-da-whoosh.
986
00:46:32,125 --> 00:46:33,418
We got her.
987
00:46:36,629 --> 00:46:38,965
Wow, something
to look forward to.
988
00:46:39,007 --> 00:46:40,342
I'm in some deep shit.
989
00:46:40,383 --> 00:46:42,218
Charlie:
What went wrong?
990
00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:43,303
She killed both of them.
991
00:46:43,345 --> 00:46:44,971
She was lying.
I could tell.
992
00:46:46,097 --> 00:46:47,682
(screams)
993
00:46:47,724 --> 00:46:49,559
You thinking
what I'm thinking?
994
00:46:51,770 --> 00:46:53,229
We have to kill that mother--
995
00:46:53,271 --> 00:46:55,023
* *
996
00:46:55,065 --> 00:46:56,066
Tell me where you are.
997
00:46:56,107 --> 00:46:57,025
Charlie:
I can't be the only one
998
00:46:57,067 --> 00:46:58,485
getting bad mojo
around here.
999
00:46:58,526 --> 00:47:00,737
Sterling Sr.:
There's not a corner in this country
1000
00:47:00,779 --> 00:47:02,614
small enough
for you to hide in.
1001
00:47:02,655 --> 00:47:04,783
And I'm gonna hit you
where it hurts.
1002
00:47:05,575 --> 00:47:06,910
Now, tell me, kid...
1003
00:47:08,453 --> 00:47:09,496
am I lying?
1004
00:47:09,537 --> 00:47:12,707
* *
1005
00:47:12,749 --> 00:47:14,501
Man:
Watch your back, Charlie.
1006
00:47:14,542 --> 00:47:15,669
Look out!
1007
00:47:17,295 --> 00:47:18,880
That was intense.
1008
00:47:18,922 --> 00:47:21,091
I felt like I was in
"Wolf of Wall Street" all of a sudden
1009
00:47:21,132 --> 00:47:22,801
and not the fun parts.
1010
00:47:22,851 --> 00:47:27,401
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