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She puts a big, glittering bow on everything 12 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:46,296 - and pretends like nothing's wrong. - ♪ Do what you love ♪ 13 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,216 Your hair! 14 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,803 It's straight. 15 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,388 I wanted a change. 16 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:56,598 New, older me. 17 00:00:56,681 --> 00:00:59,976 - But I love your natural hair. - Aww. Then you wear it. 18 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,945 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 19 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,073 ♪ Happy birthday to you… ♪ 20 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:14,824 It's 7:00 a.m. I don't want cake. 21 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,202 ♪ Happy birthday dear Ginny… ♪ 22 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:19,454 - Must you sing the whole song? - Yeah. 23 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:21,498 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 24 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:33,051 This came from Zion's parents. 25 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,345 You opened it. 26 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:36,638 They sent 500. 27 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:41,309 - Happy birthday, Ginny! - Aww! Thanks, Austin! 28 00:01:41,392 --> 00:01:42,852 Oh! 29 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:46,689 - Cake! - Cake! 30 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:47,982 Go brush your teeth. 31 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,360 Sixteen. 32 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:52,904 An adult. A little woman. 33 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:54,197 My little woman. 34 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,616 Louisa May Alcott's all atingle. 35 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:59,035 You really are growing up. 36 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,870 That mean you'll treat me like a grown-up? 37 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,248 Trust me with important factors of your life, 38 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:05,083 like, I don't know, off the cuff, 39 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:08,378 the fact that you have a sister and your real name is Mary. 40 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:13,925 Happy sweet 16, jerk. 41 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:15,635 ♪ Come on, everybody ♪ 42 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:18,471 ♪ Gonna light up, shine a little… ♪ 43 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,056 ♪ Do what you love ♪ 44 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,434 I've never much liked my birthday. 45 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,770 Of course you can. 46 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:27,647 Ginny, it's for you! 47 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,573 I can't believe Dad got me a piano. 48 00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:52,547 I still remember it. 49 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:57,010 You think this is good, wait till you see what I got planned for tomorrow. 50 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:58,303 Oh God. What does that mean? 51 00:02:58,386 --> 00:03:00,597 It means tomorrow I planned a secret surprise. 52 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:01,973 Oh goody. 53 00:03:02,056 --> 00:03:03,391 More secrets. 54 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:14,986 Whoa. What's going on? 55 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,614 Why are you smiling like you're about to tell Pinky 56 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,449 the plan is to take over the world? 57 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:20,532 Nothing. 58 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:23,703 ♪ OK, so we're just gonna try this… ♪ 59 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,914 I don't want the bro squad infiltrating our house, 60 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,707 puking in our bathroom, killing my fish. 61 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:30,501 Hey, Brodie didn't kill your fish. He ate your fish. 62 00:03:30,585 --> 00:03:34,380 - You think it survived that trip? - Come on! It's for Ginny for her birthday. 63 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:37,592 - Just do it for Ginny. - Yeah, do it for Ginny. 64 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:40,094 Fine. 65 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,346 Yay! 66 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:42,764 OK. 67 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:45,892 So, in the past three hours, you have texted me, DM'd me, 68 00:03:45,975 --> 00:03:49,187 Snapchatted me, and you just requested $500 on Venmo. 69 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:52,148 - I'm funny. - Yeah, you're a treat. 70 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,776 Have you been practicing? 71 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:57,487 You sound like you're gargling. 72 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,113 Say that word I like. 73 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:00,531 Hamburguesa. 74 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:03,243 - Oh my God. OK. Wow. Now you. - OK. 75 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,369 You are very pretty. 76 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:05,870 So good! 77 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,413 - So good! - Thanks! 78 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,497 Mwah! 79 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:13,920 - Ready? - Not really. 80 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:15,546 I bet you're not! 81 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:17,131 - No, really, I... - Open! 82 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:19,842 - Surprise! Happy birthday! - Surprise! Happy birthday! 83 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,970 You guys really didn't have to do all this. 84 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:24,389 - It was mostly Max. - It was all Max, actually. 85 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:28,601 I'm so happy you moved here. I don't know what I would have done without you. 86 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:31,205 It would have been like Drake and Josh, but no Josh. Just Drake. 87 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:34,399 But not Drake Drake. Drake. We should all go to a concert together. 88 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,067 OK. 89 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:38,569 Yeah, we get it, Max. Yeah, Ginny's the best. 90 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:41,823 You're amazing. You're the best, and I'm just over it. 91 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:43,366 I'm so over it. And I… 92 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:45,451 I have to go to class. 93 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:50,290 That was hateful. 94 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:51,457 Pretty bitchy. 95 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:54,460 Maybe she just has something going on at home or something. 96 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,379 Or she's just insanely jealous. 97 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:59,340 She's become the Grinch Who Stole Sophomore Year. I can't. 98 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:03,970 Hey, guys, I'm supposed to tell you all to look in that general direction. 99 00:06:12,121 --> 00:06:14,165 Wow! 100 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:26,594 Hey! All you ever got me for my birthday was an Amazon gift card. 101 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,846 Yeah, and I stand by that. 102 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,521 I have a question over here. 103 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:38,981 People are riding electric scooters on the bike path. 104 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,608 What are you gonna do about it? 105 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:42,610 Our bike cops are monitoring and assessing... 106 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:47,115 If I'm elected mayor, I will have the offenders ticketed. 107 00:06:48,699 --> 00:06:49,699 Finally! 108 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:54,247 I got a question. 109 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:56,332 - I got a question. - I've got one. 110 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,585 How do you plan on making Wellsbury more senior-friendly? 111 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:03,089 Boomers and millennials alike want walkable amenities. 112 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:05,466 They want convenient transportation, 113 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:09,762 and both will be at the forefront of my Wellsbury Improvement Plan. 114 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:21,441 Um, how do you propose to allocate Wellsbury's $360 million budget? 115 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,109 Definitely the schools. 116 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,779 I'm a mom, and children are the future. 117 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:28,572 All of it? 118 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,242 All of it to the schools? 119 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:36,664 My mission is to build a better and more beautiful Wellsbury. 120 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:39,459 And 50% of my budget will go to the education system. 121 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:43,713 The rest will be directed towards enterprise funds like Green Gardens 122 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:49,177 that bring more money back into our town and to community preservation. 123 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:50,970 Thank you. 124 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,865 There she is! 125 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:59,187 OK, show us the barrage of birthday notifications. 126 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:00,605 It's my dad. 127 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:03,566 "Glad you like the piano. Happy birthday, gummy bear." 128 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,860 - He calls me gummy bear. - That is so cute. 129 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:07,862 My dad calls me smelly. 130 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:11,073 - Clint really cracks himself up. - What's the plan for Saturday? 131 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:15,244 - I'm gonna have sex with Sophie. - Oh my God. Really? 132 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,498 - Yup. She's gonna swipe my V-card. - You guys just started dating. 133 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:21,334 Sophie's a senior. She's had sex with two different people. 134 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:23,544 She slept with this girl she was lifeguarding with 135 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:26,190 because she is not perfect enough. She needs that kind of imagery. 136 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,549 Then she dated Ben Brandeis and had sex with him too. 137 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,092 OK, but are you ready? 138 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,428 Ben Brandeis! Baywatch lifeguard! 139 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,223 Yeah, I think I'm ready to have sex with Hunter. 140 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:37,266 That makes sense. 141 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,520 After that display this morning, I think I'm ready to have sex with Hunter. 142 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:45,149 I mean, I'm 16 now, and he's my boyfriend. He's so hot, and he cares about me. 143 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,609 So, yeah, I want to. 144 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:49,237 Oh my God. Are we losing our virginities on the same night? 145 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,989 Are we a movie? 146 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:55,743 OK, this is so Blockers. I feel so Blockers right now. 147 00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:58,079 This is perfect. We'll lose our virginities together. 148 00:08:58,162 --> 00:09:00,842 Not in the same room together, 'cause that would be insanely creepy, 149 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:03,876 but doing it the same night is such a best friend bonding thing. 150 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,963 We'll have this when we're old and near death and can't chew our food. 151 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,422 - So cute. - Oh! 152 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:11,300 FOMO! I want in! I can have sex with Jordan. 153 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,929 Boring! You guys have sex all the time. This is our first time. This is special. 154 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:16,097 No, it's not. 155 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:20,059 It just happens, and it isn't special, and you wake up, and nothing's changed. 156 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:20,977 I know. 157 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:24,313 Virginity is an antiquated construct meant to keep women down. 158 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,277 - What? It was a good Ginny impression. - Thank you so much. 159 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,946 - God! I am so amped for Saturday. - Me too. 160 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:35,032 But first, I have to survive spending the day with my mom. 161 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,701 She's planning something, so… 162 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:37,785 Whoopee! 163 00:09:53,217 --> 00:09:56,012 Oh my God. Look who it is. 164 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:59,265 Avoid eye contact, or she'll think we want her to sit with us. 165 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:03,144 Oh my God. That's, like, so embarrassing. 166 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:06,856 Ooh, gross. She's so disgusting. Oh God. She's coming over. 167 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:09,442 Guys, ew, she's coming over. She's coming over. 168 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:13,404 ♪ …friends to the end To the end, to the end… ♪ 169 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,742 No. Give me a chip! 170 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:20,161 Maxie, Maxie, Mo-Maxie, Banana fana fo faxie, 171 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:22,496 me, my, Mo-Maxie. Maxie. 172 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:25,166 Beirut partner on Saturday. 173 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,209 - What was our team name again? - Glitter Magic. 174 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,587 Hmm. 175 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:30,796 What? Who? What? 176 00:10:35,926 --> 00:10:38,166 - Why are we like this? - I don't know. 177 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,267 Hey! 178 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,270 You're a natural. You should join the team, bud. 179 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,314 Things like that give me stomachaches. 180 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,192 Yeah. It's OK to be nervous. 181 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,985 That's what Ginny says. 182 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,321 When I'm nervous, she takes me on vacation. 183 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:56,572 Vacation? 184 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,701 In books. We go on vacation in books. 185 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:03,788 Well, that is a very fun sister you have. 186 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,206 She's the best. 187 00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:07,500 She said that Wellsbury's weird. 188 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,463 I don't wanna go back to school. 189 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,506 Why not? 190 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,676 'Cause everyone thinks I'm weird. 191 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:19,302 Weird, huh? 192 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:29,313 - Is that weird? - Yes. 193 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,148 Hmm? Is this weird? 194 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,232 Yes. 195 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:34,068 What if I walked like this? 196 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,027 This. 197 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,904 - Is this weird? - Yes. 198 00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:40,074 Then be weird with me, man. Show me what you got! 199 00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,158 Come on! 200 00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:45,329 Come on. Yeah, there we go. No, really cut loose. 201 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,248 See? Getting weird's fun, man. 202 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,374 Yeah. 203 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,752 Zach doesn't think so. 204 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,007 I wanna kick this in Zach's face! 205 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,725 Hey, bud. 206 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,225 You know, 207 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,020 I get angry, too, sometimes. 208 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,731 Like… 209 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:16,026 But then I remember that… 210 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,530 I can't control how other people act, 211 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,867 but I can control how I act. 212 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,368 Does that make sense? 213 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,288 Think you'd feel better if you apologized? 214 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,166 Yeah. Maybe. 215 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,250 Good man. 216 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,465 This weekend is gonna be so relaxing. 217 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,009 It's just gonna be lobster and lobster rolls 218 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,511 and clam chowder and mussels. 219 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,347 I'm getting that shellfish is a large part of being in Maine. 220 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,348 - Yes. - Yeah. 221 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,475 Hey. 222 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,478 - Are you, uh... - Hey, Joe. Oh, sorry. 223 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:51,604 No, you go. 224 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,439 No, I was just… 225 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:56,942 You guys ready to order? 226 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,444 I'll take a cinnamon latte. 227 00:12:58,527 --> 00:12:59,527 OK. 228 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,908 - About the other night… - The other night? 229 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,327 It was nothing. It was just a drunken nothing. 230 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,745 But we're good, right? 231 00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,498 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're… We're good. 232 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,874 OK, good. 233 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:16,170 Um, so, can I take your order? 234 00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,339 Oh, nothing for us right now. We're good. 235 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,632 Great. 236 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:22,592 OK. 237 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:26,263 - So many things. - Mm-hmm. 238 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,974 - The other night you got drunk with Joe. - Yup. 239 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:32,061 - Also, I did want that cinnamon latte. - Oh crap! 240 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,896 - Shoot. - Hey, Mommy. Georgia. Hi. 241 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,565 I'm so amped for tomorrow. Ginny has no idea. 242 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,983 We were all like, "Wait, what? 243 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,653 You're spending the day tomorrow with your mom? Whatever." 244 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:43,072 - Good work keeping it a secret. - She was so cute. 245 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:46,700 We decorated berry tree with balloons, and Hunter did this sweet tap dance. 246 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:49,703 He's such a king. Their love is so real, you know? 247 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,455 OK. No more coffee for you. 248 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:55,709 Have you ever been in love? Like, real love? 249 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,628 Yeah, I have. 250 00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:58,921 I have too. 251 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,089 You call him Dad. 252 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,507 Yeah. How do you know? 253 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,719 When it's, like, Bachelor love, not Bachelor in Paradise kind of love. 254 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:09,640 Am I speaking? I know my lips are moving, but is sound coming out, or… 255 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,684 You think you're getting there with Sophie? 256 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,395 No! No. 257 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,772 Just… Just how do you know? 258 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,608 It's about this spot right here. 259 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,112 When that spot smells like home to you, 260 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:24,989 that's when you're in love. 261 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:31,078 I've only been married for 18 years, but sure, ask Georgia. 262 00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:33,038 So, the party… 263 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,708 I told Abby and Norah to wear wigs, but if they don't, it's fine 264 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,543 because I have a box of wigs in my closet. 265 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,627 'Course you do! 266 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,047 I'm excited. It's gonna be cool. I think Ginny's gonna love it. 267 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,926 We're gonna have karaoke, pedicures, cake, a movie, sleepovers. 268 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,928 - Sleepover? - Yeah. 269 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,889 I asked Georgia to make it a sleepover 270 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,852 'cause your dad and I are in Maine this weekend, 271 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,184 and that way, you won't have to be in the house all alone. 272 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,936 Hmm. What about Marcus? 273 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,731 He'll be in the house all alone, but he likes to be alone. 274 00:14:58,814 --> 00:14:59,814 Yeah. 275 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:01,691 Sleepover! 276 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,360 - It's fun! - So fun! 277 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,030 - So fun! - I'm so excited! 278 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:06,947 Yeah. 279 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,033 Ginny's really gonna love it. 280 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:38,145 Hey, Marty, it's me. Listen, I need a favor. 281 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,689 There's a PI sniffing around. 282 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,733 Ex-wife hired him about the will. 283 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,319 I'm worried. 284 00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:50,866 I need you to do for me what you did in New Orleans. 285 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:53,953 Come on, Marty, please. 286 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:57,247 I promise, I will make it worth your while once this money comes through. 287 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,127 Thank you. 288 00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,047 Thank you so much, Marty. 289 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,216 OK. 290 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,262 So when's the last time you and the boys rode down to Houston? 291 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,651 You guys love breakfast for dinner. 292 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,111 I'm not hungry. 293 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,195 Me either. 294 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:35,119 How was the big birthday in school? Anybody do anything fun? 295 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,745 Not really. 296 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,829 Really? 297 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:39,914 Not even Hunter? 298 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:52,219 Mom! You know I hate it when you chew loudly! 299 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,139 Austin! 300 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,101 He's nervous for school Monday. 301 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,478 It's his first day back since the incident. 302 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,857 By incident, you mean when he violently stabbed another student? 303 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,902 Are you excited for tomorrow? Big birthday surprise. 304 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,654 You know what? Why, Mom? 305 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,782 Why can't you have a single real conversation? 306 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,244 You act like nothing happened. You know what I want for my birthday? 307 00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,204 I want you to treat me like an adult. 308 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:24,543 Because adults have temper tantrums and then stalk away from the table? 309 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,090 Hello? 310 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,050 Hey. 311 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,843 Dessert has arrived. 312 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,178 Oh my God. 313 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,055 Fine, I'll vote. 314 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,473 Jeez. 315 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,349 How did Ginny's birthday dinner go? 316 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,809 When did I stop being cool? 317 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,145 What? No, you are very cool. 318 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,898 She didn't tell me about her boyfriend tap dancing for her. 319 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,524 - Her... - I had to hear from Maxine. 320 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,902 - Oh. - But, oh, she loves the piano. 321 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:50,819 The piano? 322 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,654 - My ex… - The penguin. 323 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,448 …got her a piano. 324 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,531 Wow. 325 00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:58,035 Now he sounds very cool. 326 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,457 Ginny's thriving here. 327 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,752 She has friends. She never had friends before. 328 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,297 She's got this adorable little boyfriend. 329 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,257 She's happy, 330 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:16,845 and I want her to be happy. I mean, that's all I want is for her to be happy. 331 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,018 Am I a terrible mother if I'm jealous that she's leaving me? 332 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,147 Oh, it sounds so gross saying it out loud. 333 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,025 It just shows that you care. 334 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:43,664 ♪ And I can see my face ♪ 335 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,714 Oh, hello. 336 00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,050 Howdy, neighbor. 337 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,302 You got a piano? 338 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,238 - I didn't know you played piano. - Just a little. 339 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,407 - Hmm. - Uh… 340 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:20,909 Happy birthday. 341 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:24,413 You didn't have to get me any… thing. 342 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:27,541 OK. Yeah. No? 343 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,630 ♪ I get my heart broken But you make me… ♪ 344 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,258 - I painted it. - You painted this? 345 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,634 You paint? 346 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,928 You don't know everything about me, after all. 347 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,722 ♪ Should I let go… ♪ 348 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:43,848 Marcus… 349 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,935 thank you. I love it. 350 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,478 ♪ …lose control ♪ 351 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:49,813 ♪ Should I let go? ♪ 352 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,858 ♪ Let go ♪ 353 00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:55,152 ♪ Would you catch me if I fell… ♪ 354 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,780 I have a boyfriend, so… 355 00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,948 Yeah, I know. 356 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,994 We're just friends, right? 357 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,913 Yeah. Friends. 358 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,749 And Padma. 359 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,584 I don't care about Padma. 360 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:15,339 Well, that sucks for Padma because she obviously really likes you. 361 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,943 - Do you not care when a girl likes you? - I care when a girl likes me... 362 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,720 OK, well, I think it's inconsiderate how you treat her. 363 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:24,348 - I'm sorry I'm not Perfect Hunter. - Hmm. 364 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,100 - Guess you're not. - Please, that guy is such a tool. 365 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,394 He has a ponytail instead of a personality. 366 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,438 - Hey! Hunter has a personality. - Come on. 367 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,898 Does that guy even know you? 368 00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:38,612 Of course he does. He's my boyfriend, and we're getting really serious. 369 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,072 We're gonna have sex. 370 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,115 What? 371 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,368 Yeah. Tomorrow night. 372 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,246 Happy birthday. 373 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,165 ♪ Let go ♪ 374 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,751 ♪ And lose control ♪ 375 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,628 ♪ Lose control… ♪ 376 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,129 ♪ Should I let go… ♪ 377 00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,507 Austin! 378 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,554 Austin, hurry up. I have to pee! 379 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,100 Austin! 380 00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,071 You excited for your big sweet 16 surprise today? 381 00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:23,240 Gosh, Mom. I don't know. 382 00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:27,286 I had such a fun first surprise already when the mayor was naked in my bathroom. 383 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:30,496 French toast? 384 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,206 Awesome! 385 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,510 Remember when Mom dated Omid, 386 00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:46,513 and he'd throw grapes in the air and catch them in his mouth? 387 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:51,310 Remember Louis the fry cook? How he'd always make us biscuits? 388 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,227 Sorry. 389 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,897 - I liked Louis. - Me too, but I didn't like Tucker. 390 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,357 Ew! Tucker! 391 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:58,858 That's enough. 392 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:05,532 So I hear your mom has quite the big day planned. 393 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:06,658 Are you excited? 394 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,742 Not really. 395 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:13,748 I got it. 396 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,337 What's happening? 397 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,178 Surprise! 398 00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:29,598 Can I come down now? 399 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:31,475 We're ready! 400 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:36,563 ♪ Sunshine… ♪ 401 00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:38,815 Happy birthday! 402 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,401 Welcome to your birthday surprise! 403 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:47,407 OK. Over here, we have our beauty corner. 404 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:51,787 Over here, we have our karaoke dress-up corner. 405 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,790 Then over here, you can make your own clothes. 406 00:22:54,873 --> 00:23:00,003 I got plain T-shirts, socks, underwear, fabric paint, decorations, a bedazzler. 407 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:02,255 Isn't it fabulous? 408 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,633 Wonder who that could be? 409 00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:11,098 You guys knew about this, and you didn't warn me? 410 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:15,227 Girls, this is Brenda and Beth. They work at my favorite salon, 411 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,938 and they're here to give you pedicures. Anything you want. 412 00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:19,606 Cool. 413 00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:23,026 What? I want skulls. 414 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,403 Come on, ladies. 415 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:27,739 I'm gonna use the bedazzler! 416 00:23:28,698 --> 00:23:31,159 Birthday, birthday, birthday! 417 00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:37,958 - How much longer is this supposed to last? - That's the problem. 418 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,210 Your mom wants this to be a slumber party. 419 00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:42,003 What? No! I wanna go to your house. 420 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,463 - Def. - Same! 421 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:44,381 Abby? 422 00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:45,966 ♪ …make you feel like… ♪ 423 00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:47,049 Abby! 424 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:53,849 Oh, I don't know. I mean, this was… This was kinda really nice. 425 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:58,186 Yeah, your mom put in, like, a lot of effort for us. It's sweet. 426 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,980 Are you going soft on us, Abigail? 427 00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:03,150 No, no, no. Like, obviously, I want to go and get wasted. 428 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,193 Whoo-whoo! 429 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:08,071 - You know? - Don't be fooled by Georgia. 430 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:11,408 OK? She just wants to act like everything's normal, 431 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:14,578 and pretend she wasn't pointing a gun at my head the other night. 432 00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:16,246 Wait, what? Your mom has a gun? 433 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:18,248 Yeah, at least two that I know of. 434 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:20,834 Like, two in this house? 435 00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:23,253 Right? I mean, who does she think she is? Kill Bill? 436 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:24,838 I mean, she might be Kill Bill. 437 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:26,840 She's trying to be cool and show off, 438 00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:30,135 but she doesn't care what I want, so I don't care what she wants. 439 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,386 I have a plan. 440 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,555 Thank God 'cause I got a bikini wax for tonight. 441 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:35,307 - Wait, you did? - Oh yeah. 442 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:38,059 I'm all bald down there. Like a naked mole rat. 443 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:40,437 My mom and I get them before we go on vacation, 444 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,731 and they hurt like the deep, dark depths of hell. 445 00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:46,359 It hurt like a mother. The waxing woman was this German lady named Helga. 446 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,483 She asked if I wanted the whole thing, butthole too. 447 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,756 I was like, "I don't know. Do I need to wax my butthole?" 448 00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:53,020 Then Helga made me bend over and was like, "You need it." 449 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:55,410 And, guys, that was a very low moment for me. 450 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,245 But now I'm ready for Sophie. 451 00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:02,042 Well, get ready for Operation Get Weird. 452 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,213 Thanks, girls. 453 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,466 For yesterday at town hall. 454 00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:17,807 Time for karaoke. 455 00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:18,767 Hey, Mom? 456 00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:21,603 I have to admit, this is pretty cool. 457 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,104 I knew you'd like it. 458 00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:26,316 - Know what would push it over the edge? - Hm? 459 00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:28,276 A champagne toast. 460 00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:33,406 I'm sorry. Is this your 16th birthday or your 21st? 461 00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:35,492 Come on! It's not like we're driving. 462 00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:38,870 - Oh, please? - I'm not even on medication or anything. 463 00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,749 - No. - A birthday toast? 464 00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:44,292 It would be really cool. 465 00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:47,379 Come on. Don't mom right now. 466 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:48,463 We're having fun. 467 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:54,010 OK, one birthday toast. 468 00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:55,762 Yes! 469 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,151 I can grab those. 470 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:12,069 Thanks. 471 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,030 - Lock it up. - OK. 472 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:22,705 ♪ Grrrl ♪ 473 00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:26,585 ♪ Don't you mind what they say ♪ 474 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,795 ♪ They'll keep going anyway ♪ 475 00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:32,048 ♪ Oh, grrrl, just your town ♪ 476 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,384 ♪ We're running around ♪ 477 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:36,344 ♪ You'll be gone today ♪ 478 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,679 ♪ But I ♪ 479 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:39,389 ♪ I ♪ 480 00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:41,766 ♪ I ♪ 481 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,188 OK. 482 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,691 For you. Here you go, girls. 483 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:50,775 Thank you! 484 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:53,069 - To Ginny! - To Ginny! 485 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:54,821 Happy birthday! 486 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,657 ♪ It's been said and done ♪ 487 00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:01,745 ♪ Every beautiful thought's Been already sung ♪ 488 00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:05,915 ♪ And I guess right now Here's another one ♪ 489 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:08,543 ♪ So your melody will play… ♪ 490 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,254 What's up! Hi! 491 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:14,549 Sorry to interrupt, but we heard there was a birthday going on. 492 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:18,261 We're just on our way back from Drag Brunch at Jacko's Cabaret in Boston. 493 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:22,182 So, fair warning, I'm a walking mimosa, 494 00:27:22,265 --> 00:27:26,186 but Avril Vagine simply had to stop by 495 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:30,649 and make things a little… "Complicated" for the birthday girl. 496 00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:32,692 Are we doing karaoke? 497 00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:35,862 Because, step aside, Little Orphan Annie, it's my turn. 498 00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:37,906 Ooh! 499 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:39,032 Keep singing. 500 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:40,909 ♪ I, I love you ♪ 501 00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:43,161 ♪ Like a love song, baby ♪ 502 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:46,623 ♪ I, I love you like a love song... ♪ 503 00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:51,252 ♪ He was a boy ♪ 504 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,671 ♪ She was a girl ♪ 505 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:56,174 ♪ Can I make it anymore obvious? ♪ 506 00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:57,467 ♪ He was a punk ♪ 507 00:27:57,550 --> 00:27:59,219 ♪ She did ballet… ♪ 508 00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:02,055 Beautiful home you have here, Georgia. 509 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:03,682 - Thanks so much. - Yeah. 510 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,892 You and Nick? 511 00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:07,769 It's getting serious? 512 00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:10,355 - It's going. I'm happy. How about you? - Hmm. 513 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:14,526 Oh, I heard you were recently widowed. I'm so sorry about that. 514 00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:15,902 Oh, that's OK. 515 00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:17,570 Thanks, Gabriel. 516 00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:21,491 It's, uh… It's Jesse. 517 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:24,744 - Jesse. - Mm-hmm. 518 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:27,080 Right. 519 00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:33,001 Pardon me. 520 00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:41,845 Yo. 521 00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:44,639 Hello, sir. This is the manager of Yoga Bo Boga. 522 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:48,518 Uh, yeah, look, I appreciate you calling me back. 523 00:28:48,601 --> 00:28:50,311 Now is not a great time. 524 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,021 I still can't believe he's dead. 525 00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:55,483 You'd think the tests would've shown some signs of heart problems. 526 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,401 Tests? 527 00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:59,529 Kenny had just undergone an intensive evaluation. 528 00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:04,200 It's part of our premium package. We test hair follicles, blood work, EKG. 529 00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:07,746 Kenny's results were insane. It's just crazy how these things happen. 530 00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,581 Yeah. Yeah, right. 531 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:12,292 Hey, look, would you e-mail me those results? 532 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,044 All right. Thank you. 533 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:18,631 Yeah! 534 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:22,343 Oh! Oh! Yeah! 535 00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:27,640 Clue has everything. Murder. Intrigue. Tim Curry. Communism. 536 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:30,143 Trust me on this one. You're in for a treat. 537 00:29:30,643 --> 00:29:33,354 "I hated her so much! 538 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:36,775 Flames! Flames on the side of my face." 539 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,656 You'll see. All right. 540 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,408 'Night, ladies! 541 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:46,826 Good night! 542 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:50,580 ♪ Grab your nail polish… ♪ 543 00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:53,166 ♪ Check the mirror, mirror Smack that kiss, quick ♪ 544 00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:55,877 ♪ Keep it mellow Don't you monkey with the organ ♪ 545 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,963 ♪ Mind the stereo Dancing in the storeroom… ♪ 546 00:29:59,047 --> 00:30:01,216 I think there's something wrong with me! 547 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:03,593 - Better? - They look… 548 00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:04,761 ♪ …put your crown on ♪ 549 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:08,181 ♪ Waking up to some of that sunshine ♪ 550 00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:10,099 ♪ Live a little more of that good life ♪ 551 00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:12,769 ♪ Give a little back To them girls and boys ♪ 552 00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:15,605 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, daylight ♪ 553 00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:17,899 ♪ Loosen up your body, it feels nice… ♪ 554 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:19,484 ♪ Waking up to some of that… ♪ 555 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:22,445 I don't know, you guys. This was actually really sweet. 556 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:25,990 Jeez, when I turned 16, my mom just gave me a hundred bucks. 557 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:29,494 Yeah, but your bat mitzvah was, like, literally insane. 558 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:31,287 You're Jewish? 559 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:32,371 Yeah. 560 00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:33,413 Me too. 561 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,501 - Seriously? - Baruch atah adonai, bitch. 562 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:40,338 I'm not, but I've been to, like, 17 bat mitzvahs, so I feel like I am. 563 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:41,798 Max! What is that? 564 00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:44,634 - Dude, what? Too much? - Oh my… 565 00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,261 Hi, Sophie! 566 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:49,264 - I see you! - All right, go! 567 00:30:50,723 --> 00:30:54,227 Oh my God. Here we go. We're about to lose our virginities! 568 00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:57,063 Oh my God. Are you nervous? I'm a little bit nervous. No, I'm not. 569 00:30:57,146 --> 00:30:58,314 A little. 570 00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,859 - I'm just glad we're doing this together. - Yeah. 571 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:01,860 Come on. 572 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:02,943 Guys! Come on! 573 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:05,280 ♪ Waking up to some of that sunshine… ♪ 574 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,699 This is, like, so secret agent of us. 575 00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:11,536 It's like the fat man has landed and the eagle flies again. 576 00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:14,873 ♪ …your hand clap, tap, tap, slap Make your hand clap ♪ 577 00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:16,875 Let's play some Beirut! 578 00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:22,547 - Come on, ladies. - All right. Get it. Get lucky! 579 00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:24,674 Ace it up! 580 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,259 - Oh! - Whoo! 581 00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:33,850 ♪ Balls on the floor, looking like a fool With your balls on the floor! ♪ 582 00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:35,727 I can't believe I was in a house with a gun. 583 00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:37,186 Yeah, that's messed up. 584 00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:40,523 - Doesn't Ginny have a kid brother? - Yeah! 585 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:43,443 I don't know, I feel really weird around them. 586 00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:47,947 - Do you think I'm being dramatic? - No! They're scary. 587 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,115 I don't like them. 588 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,201 But… shake it off. 589 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,496 Let's get you a drink, yeah? 590 00:31:58,499 --> 00:31:59,499 All right. 591 00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:02,629 Oh, I love it! 592 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:05,422 Yeah. 593 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:09,177 - Ginny B! - Let's go! 594 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,511 Ginny! 595 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,096 Oh! 596 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,431 Whoa! 597 00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:14,849 Yeah! What's up? 598 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,184 Oh my God! 599 00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:19,103 - Oh my God! - Ginny! 600 00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:21,356 Birthday girl looking fire with that new hair! 601 00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:24,275 - Mm. Thank you! - I like it way better this way. 602 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:27,862 If only you had an ass, you'd be perfect. It's weird that you don't, but… 603 00:32:28,404 --> 00:32:29,405 Excuse me? 604 00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,241 Dude, just… 605 00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:34,327 Christ, man. 606 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:36,245 - What? - Dang it. 607 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,623 So annoying. Hey! 608 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:41,125 - Where'd my partner go? - I'm right here. 609 00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:43,169 Let's do it! 610 00:32:43,836 --> 00:32:46,506 I'm so sorry about Brodie. 611 00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:48,591 I know he's my friend and all, but… 612 00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:51,594 Honestly, I don't even think he knows I'm Taiwanese. 613 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:54,347 Like, I'm just all of Asia to that guy. 614 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:57,016 I'm Thailand, Japan… 615 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:59,394 Yeah. No, I'm white, I'm black. 616 00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:01,771 It depends on who you ask and what song is playing. 617 00:33:01,854 --> 00:33:05,274 Yeah. No, I'm not Taiwanese to Asian folks. No. 618 00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:06,901 Then I'm white. 619 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,070 I love it when they piece it all together 620 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:12,490 and get really gross and excited like, "What are you?" 621 00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:14,993 What are you? 622 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:17,286 I have no frickin' clue. 623 00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:22,667 I know what you are. 624 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:24,043 Hmm? 625 00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:25,878 You're beautiful. 626 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,342 - What? - I'm sorry. 627 00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:35,638 Sorry, that was sweet. Um, yeah. No, do it again. I'll be better this time. 628 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,565 You're beautiful. 629 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:51,988 I'm sorry. I can't help it. 630 00:33:57,493 --> 00:33:59,912 ♪ I hope you fall ♪ 631 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:01,581 ♪ I hope you fall ♪ 632 00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:04,125 ♪ I hope you fall ♪ 633 00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:05,835 ♪ I hope you fall ♪ 634 00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:10,339 ♪ I hope you fall madly in love ♪ 635 00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:12,467 ♪ Madly in love… ♪ 636 00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:15,720 I'm on the pill. 637 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:17,930 ♪ I hope you fall… ♪ 638 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:19,015 OK. 639 00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:20,975 ♪ …hope you fall ♪ 640 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,769 ♪ I hope you fall ♪ 641 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:25,521 ♪ Madly in love ♪ 642 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:31,486 ♪ What in the world Could change your mind… ♪ 643 00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:33,529 Why… Why'd you stop? 644 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:37,283 I… You… You have my full consent to proceed. 645 00:34:37,366 --> 00:34:39,702 You have my full, enthusiastic consent. 646 00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:42,205 Tonight's your birthday. 647 00:34:42,705 --> 00:34:44,165 It should be all about you. 648 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:48,961 ♪ Baby, it's love that makes us lead in I promise you… ♪ 649 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,049 ♪ …will see ♪ 650 00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:56,719 ♪ Life is better with you all in it ♪ 651 00:34:57,512 --> 00:35:00,848 ♪ Life is better with you all in it ♪ 652 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,228 ♪ I hope you fall ♪ 653 00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:06,896 ♪ I hope you fall ♪ 654 00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:09,440 ♪ I hope you fall… ♪ 655 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:10,691 What's that? 656 00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:13,319 Oh, it's just a birthmark. 657 00:35:13,402 --> 00:35:15,404 ♪ …madly in love… ♪ 658 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,907 Sorry, I'm… I'm all gross and not waxed. 659 00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:19,617 You're so beautiful. 660 00:35:20,159 --> 00:35:22,578 Just relax. Tell me if you like this. 661 00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:38,970 ♪ Light is a way to realign ♪ 662 00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:41,931 ♪ Dark is a place to redefine… ♪ 663 00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:48,813 ♪ Gotta keep moving past all lies Don't waste no time… ♪ 664 00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:58,406 Did you lock my door? I didn't lock my door. 665 00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:00,616 - I… - I'm gonna check that it's locked. 666 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:09,333 Forgot my door doesn't lock, so… 667 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:23,931 Hoo! 668 00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:33,274 Music. 669 00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:36,360 - We need music. - Oh, yeah. 670 00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:44,368 - Oh, I love this song. - Right? 671 00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,494 It's so good. 672 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:54,045 ♪ I ain't got no time, no… ♪ 673 00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,925 ♪ 'Cause when this day is done ♪ 674 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:02,386 ♪ I still got shit to run… ♪ 675 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,347 - Candles. - What… 676 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:06,974 I bought candles for ambiance. 677 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,811 ♪ 'Cause you're so beautiful ♪ 678 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:13,022 ♪ I'd rather drink you up… ♪ 679 00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:14,106 Hey. 680 00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:18,402 ♪ Honey, on your knees When you look at me… ♪ 681 00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:19,737 We can just chill. 682 00:37:21,155 --> 00:37:22,365 Are you sure? 683 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:23,990 Yeah. 684 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:27,745 OK, I mean, like, in my mind, I am so ready mentally. 685 00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:30,122 And physically, I'm ready. I just got a bikini wax. 686 00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:32,708 I'm a naked mole rat down there, but I'm freaking out. 687 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:35,753 - I'm freaking out. I'm so sorry. - OK. Don't be. 688 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:38,089 I'm… I'm not going anywhere. 689 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:42,384 Really? 690 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:45,221 Yeah. 691 00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:47,682 - OK. - Yeah. 692 00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:50,476 ♪ 'Cause I could lose it all… ♪ 693 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,982 ♪ Can't watch it fade to black ♪ 694 00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:59,026 ♪ Can't let it end like that ♪ 695 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:01,737 ♪ 'Cause I got power over ♪ 696 00:38:04,573 --> 00:38:07,159 ♪ Won't let it all fall down… ♪ 697 00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:09,412 Did you make a sex playlist? 698 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:12,748 Yeah. 699 00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,542 I definitely did. 700 00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:17,044 It's got, like, 86 songs on it. 701 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:19,064 - I don't know why. - Oh my. How long do you think… 702 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,298 I don't know! 703 00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:22,967 Damn, you are phenomenal at this. 704 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:26,637 Yeah, well, your baby only turns 16 once. You wanna remember it. 705 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:29,557 I don't have the fondest memories of this age. 706 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,640 Hmm. 707 00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:36,647 - So, Jesse… - Mmm. 708 00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:38,024 You guys seem happy. 709 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:40,151 I know. He's better than Klonopin. 710 00:38:40,234 --> 00:38:41,444 It's just… 711 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,822 You don't know him that well, right? 712 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,407 Be careful. 713 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,784 Make sure he's in it for the right reasons. 714 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:51,495 - You think I'm ugly? - What? 715 00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:54,182 I know he's insanely hot, but are you saying he's out of my league? 716 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,918 I'm just saying, don't fall too fast. 717 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:04,050 Look alive, girls. I've got 1,000 kinds of sprinkles, including penises, 718 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:06,510 that I'm pretty sure are for bachelorette parties. 719 00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:09,638 That's why you killed him too! 720 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:16,687 Those ungrateful little shits! 721 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:19,899 Paul texted. He's on the way with marshmallows. Where are they? 722 00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:22,818 So much, it… it… 723 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:24,612 It flame… flames. 724 00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:27,823 - Flames on the side of my face. - Oh-oh. 725 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:30,910 What is this? 726 00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:35,122 "We need to make sure we get the hard shit and not just beer." 727 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,333 Oh my God. Maxine is having a party. 728 00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:38,626 Oh my goodness. 729 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,628 So many emojis. 730 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:42,463 Girls, use discretion. 731 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:43,714 Oh. 732 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,549 Water one's never a good sign. 733 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,343 Boy emoji, hot dog, 734 00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:50,388 arrow pointing into doughnut, camel, water. 735 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:53,849 These are all the sex ones. Go, Ginny. Who knew? 736 00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:57,561 Bad Ginny. Think about your choices. 737 00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,188 Marshmallows have arrived. 738 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,652 We're not doing sundaes? 739 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:09,115 Hello, I'd like to report a noise violation. 740 00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:11,617 There is a loud party on my street. 741 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:14,870 45 Bradley Street. 742 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:17,540 Savage. 743 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,793 Australian flag. I don't... 744 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:22,586 Down under? 745 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:23,963 Oh my God. 746 00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:25,047 So? 747 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:28,342 - We didn't do it. - Neither did we. 748 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:31,429 - We did! - Hunter went down on me. 749 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:32,680 Aww! 750 00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:34,883 - That's really sweet. - I love that. 751 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:37,977 Hey, Marcus. 752 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:41,981 Happy birthday. 753 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,446 Hey! It's my birthday! 754 00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:50,322 Everybody, let's drink! 755 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,950 Yes, I mean, I learned my lesson on Halloween, 756 00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:55,870 so I'm not gonna drink, but I support you in all you do. 757 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:58,789 Happy birthday, Ginny! 758 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:00,833 Happy birthday, Ginny! 759 00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:01,750 Yeah! 760 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:02,960 Whoo! 761 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:05,129 - Cheers! - Ginny! 762 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,228 Hey, everybody… 763 00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:22,729 everybody… 764 00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:26,233 I love you guys, OK? 765 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,986 You're… you're so amazing. Come here. Come here. 766 00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:30,112 All right. 767 00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:32,323 OK. 768 00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:33,966 Oh, she wants a… 769 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:36,660 I'm fine! I'm fine. 770 00:41:38,078 --> 00:41:44,543 I just wanted to say that before this, I never really had friends before. 771 00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:45,794 And you guys, 772 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,172 Max and Norah 773 00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:50,173 and Abby, 774 00:41:52,134 --> 00:41:53,135 you're my family. 775 00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:56,805 And Hunter… 776 00:41:57,973 --> 00:42:02,102 Hunter, you're so kind and smart and sexy, 777 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:04,563 and you can do mad tricks with your tongue. 778 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:06,273 - Oh! - OK. OK. 779 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:07,441 Yeah. Come on! 780 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,611 That's enough of that. Careful. 781 00:42:10,694 --> 00:42:11,987 You OK? 782 00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:13,447 Oh, OK. 783 00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:18,369 - Cops. - Run! Run! 784 00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:20,371 - Oh God! - Run now! Run! 785 00:42:20,454 --> 00:42:23,457 - It's your house. - They don't know that. Come on. 786 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,584 So I know how this looks. 787 00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:31,465 They're taking the kids in cop cars down to the station. 788 00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:35,710 OK, I see Ginny. 789 00:42:35,761 --> 00:42:37,054 Come on. Let's go. 790 00:42:39,181 --> 00:42:41,892 Georgia, did you hear what I was saying to you? 791 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:44,186 Your daughter is being put into a police car. 792 00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,021 Are we going to go get her, or… 793 00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:47,105 Nope. 794 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:51,110 OK, what's the plan? 795 00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:52,944 Plan? 796 00:42:55,322 --> 00:42:58,909 Look, Georgia, I know you're mad, but we can't just leave her. 797 00:42:58,993 --> 00:42:59,994 I'm wiped. 798 00:43:00,619 --> 00:43:01,704 I'm goin' to bed. 799 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,147 You have to do something. 800 00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:31,358 They… they can't just take her away. 801 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:34,945 You're 17, and you were caught running an underground gambling ring. 802 00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:37,281 They've got you on that and money laundering. 803 00:43:39,491 --> 00:43:40,701 I'll do anything. 804 00:43:41,910 --> 00:43:42,953 Anything. 805 00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:49,376 You need to prove that you can provide her a safe and stable environment. 806 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:52,630 Live under the roof of an adult, preferably a parent. 807 00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:55,049 You'll need a job and a steady income. 808 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:57,009 All obtained legally. 809 00:43:57,092 --> 00:43:59,178 Please, I can do all that. I promise. 810 00:43:59,261 --> 00:44:01,305 Worst case, you do a few months in juvie. 811 00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:04,892 In the meantime, Ginny will be placed in foster care. 812 00:44:05,517 --> 00:44:06,644 Please help me. 813 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,271 I can't lose my daughter. 814 00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:13,442 The state will revisit this in a couple months. 815 00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:18,030 Wait! 816 00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:22,159 I'm engaged. 817 00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:25,162 I'm getting married. 818 00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:27,956 He owns property, a hotel. 819 00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:32,211 You didn't mention that. That might expedite things. 820 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,471 Finally. 821 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:47,935 How you feelin', kid? 822 00:44:51,438 --> 00:44:53,899 So, what, my mom didn't wanna come and get me? 823 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,235 She did not. 824 00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:00,781 Are you gonna lecture me now? 825 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:03,200 Tell me how I should behave? 826 00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:05,452 No. That's not my place. 827 00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:09,289 And to be honest with you, I am not even sure 828 00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:11,125 I should be here right now, but… 829 00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:14,670 you're a good kid. 830 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:19,299 I'm drunk and in jail. 831 00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:23,345 You're a good kid, and you are a great sister. 832 00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:26,515 What do you mean? 833 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:29,976 I see it. 834 00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:34,273 The way he looks up to you. The way you take care of him. I see that. 835 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:39,737 Look, I love your mom, but I know this isn't always easy on you. 836 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:42,197 I've been there. I get it. 837 00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:44,199 But Austin, 838 00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:46,827 he is so lucky to have you. 839 00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:50,455 Hm. 840 00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:53,125 You love my mom? 841 00:45:57,921 --> 00:45:58,922 Yeah, I do… 842 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:03,177 but I haven't told her yet. 843 00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:06,555 So if you could keep that to yourself, I would appreciate it. 844 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:12,978 Come on. Let's get you home. 845 00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:14,479 Hey, Paul… 846 00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:18,984 I've never seen my mom this happy. 847 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:27,867 Come on. 848 00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:35,209 - Easy there. - Mm-hmm. 849 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,293 You gonna make it? 850 00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:46,845 So, this is the thanks I get? 851 00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:48,847 Hi, Mom. 852 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:50,474 You're drunk. 853 00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:53,018 I am sober… 854 00:46:53,101 --> 00:46:54,645 like a judge. 855 00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:57,731 Listen here, you little lunatic. 856 00:46:57,815 --> 00:47:00,818 I am responsible for your friends when they're under my roof. 857 00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:03,821 You can't sneak out, lie to me, and not tell me where you're going. 858 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:09,993 OK. OK, you are like… You are like the grand poobah of lies, OK? 859 00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:12,538 You're like… You're like a lie pro. 860 00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:15,332 You ever think that maybe 861 00:47:15,415 --> 00:47:17,584 my secrets are to protect you? 862 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,711 To keep you happy and safe? 863 00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:23,465 You wanna know everything, peach? You think you need to know everything? 864 00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:24,591 Here it is, darling. 865 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:26,844 I was abused by my stepdad my whole childhood. 866 00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:31,348 He molested me most nights with my mom asleep in the next room. 867 00:47:32,474 --> 00:47:35,727 That's why I ran away when I was 14. I've been homeless. 868 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:37,646 I've been in jail. I… 869 00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:44,695 Happy? 870 00:47:44,778 --> 00:47:46,113 That's the big secret. 871 00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:50,450 You were abused? 872 00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:54,246 Surprise! 873 00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:58,542 Mom, I… 874 00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:02,337 Mom, I don't feel so good. 875 00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:03,547 Toilet, stat. 876 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,262 I… Before this, I never really had friends… 877 00:48:11,805 --> 00:48:13,473 …before. But you guys… 878 00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:15,767 How you feeling, champ? 879 00:48:18,437 --> 00:48:20,022 Doughnuts soak up alcohol. 880 00:48:20,939 --> 00:48:22,566 Hashtag science. 881 00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:26,612 Thanks. 882 00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:28,030 Aww. Come here. 883 00:48:33,869 --> 00:48:35,829 I'm sorry I snuck out. 884 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:36,913 Mm. 885 00:48:39,124 --> 00:48:42,544 And I'm sorry about the thing you said. 886 00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:44,588 The abuse thing. 887 00:48:47,215 --> 00:48:48,967 Is that why you're so strong? 888 00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:52,471 Because I was abused as a kid? 889 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:55,474 No, I'm not a Game of Thrones character. 890 00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:58,268 I would have been way stronger 891 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:02,064 if I didn't have to spend so much energy dealing with that shit. 892 00:49:02,564 --> 00:49:04,316 I'd be the freaking president. 893 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,196 Are you OK now? 894 00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:13,700 Depends on the day. 895 00:49:15,118 --> 00:49:16,745 It never really leaves you, 896 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:19,081 but, yeah, I'm OK now. 897 00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:22,250 Thinking about it… 898 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:25,128 makes my insides cringe. 899 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:29,466 But, hey, some memories are good, and some suck balls. 900 00:49:34,054 --> 00:49:35,054 Here. 901 00:49:39,476 --> 00:49:40,602 Look at Dad! 902 00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:42,478 And you. 903 00:49:42,854 --> 00:49:44,231 You're babies. 904 00:49:45,190 --> 00:49:47,776 You're growing up, and I gotta start acting like it. 905 00:49:50,278 --> 00:49:53,365 And I will prove to you how mature I am 906 00:49:53,448 --> 00:49:58,161 as soon as my head stops pounding out the song of that scary dancing baby 907 00:49:58,245 --> 00:50:00,205 that gave me nightmares as a kid. 908 00:50:00,288 --> 00:50:02,749 From the show you liked with the slutty lawyers? 909 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:03,709 Ooga chucka... 910 00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:07,212 OK, I will pay you any amount of money to stop doing that. 911 00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:09,338 Here. 912 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:16,263 Mm. 913 00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:17,556 ♪ Got a deal ♪ 914 00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:21,184 ♪ Sign it real quick… ♪ 915 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:22,769 Hunter went down on me. 916 00:50:25,313 --> 00:50:26,313 OK. 917 00:50:27,899 --> 00:50:29,026 OK, we're doing this. 918 00:50:30,235 --> 00:50:34,156 Oh, do you not want to? I just thought... I mean, you told me… 919 00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,783 No, no, no. Just give Mommy a moment. 920 00:50:38,201 --> 00:50:39,201 So… 921 00:50:40,495 --> 00:50:41,913 Hunter went down on you. 922 00:50:42,664 --> 00:50:43,664 Fun! 923 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:47,044 Then I got drunk and professed my undying love, 924 00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:48,962 and Abby posted it on Snapchat. 925 00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:54,634 OK, you tell her to take it down, 926 00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:56,720 or I'll post this. 927 00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:58,889 ♪ …been already sung… ♪ 928 00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:01,892 Oh, diabolical, yes. 929 00:51:05,353 --> 00:51:07,105 ♪ Got a deal… ♪ 930 00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:08,565 You feel like an adult now? 931 00:51:08,648 --> 00:51:10,108 ♪ Sign it real quick… ♪ 932 00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:11,192 Yeah. 933 00:51:11,985 --> 00:51:13,403 I do. It's weird. 934 00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:20,494 We're dead broke. 935 00:51:21,286 --> 00:51:23,413 - What? - Dead frickin' broke. 936 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:27,042 Kenny's ex-wife contested the will. We haven't gotten any of the money. 937 00:51:27,125 --> 00:51:28,710 Welcome to adulthood. 938 00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:29,836 It sucks. 939 00:51:32,672 --> 00:51:34,216 ♪ I'll write a little lick… ♪ 940 00:51:34,925 --> 00:51:37,469 Georgia always pushes us to be strong, 941 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,056 always sees vulnerability as a weakness, 942 00:51:42,265 --> 00:51:43,892 but now I get it. 943 00:51:43,975 --> 00:51:45,852 She was just protecting us, 944 00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:48,063 protecting herself. 945 00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:50,899 Mom, please, I don't want to. 946 00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:52,484 Hey! 947 00:51:52,567 --> 00:51:55,362 You get back in there, and you stand your ground, OK? 948 00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:58,698 Tell that little shit he can't push you around. 949 00:51:58,782 --> 00:51:59,782 Yeah? 950 00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:01,826 OK. 951 00:52:05,413 --> 00:52:08,583 Zach, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have stabbed you. 952 00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:11,503 Zach, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have stabbed you. 953 00:52:11,586 --> 00:52:14,339 Zach, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have stabbed you. 954 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,800 Zach… 955 00:52:23,890 --> 00:52:26,059 Ugh! Gross! 956 00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:35,443 Trust no one. 957 00:52:36,111 --> 00:52:37,320 Sting first. 958 00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:40,574 But I don't wanna go through life like that, 959 00:52:41,074 --> 00:52:44,536 on the offensive, always fighting, always running. 960 00:52:46,204 --> 00:52:47,372 I love my mom, 961 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,083 but I don't wanna be her. 962 00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:53,295 I miss my dad. 963 00:52:54,379 --> 00:52:55,547 I wish he was here. 68734

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