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Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman
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All the world is waiting for you
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And the power you possess
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In your satin tights
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Fighting for your rights
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And the old red, white and blue
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Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman
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Now the world is ready for you
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And the wonders you can do
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Make a hawk a dove
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Stop a war with love
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Make a liar tell the truth
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Wonder Woman
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Get us out from under
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Wonder Woman
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All our hopes are pinned upon you
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And the magic that you do
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Stop a bullet cold
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Make the Axis fold
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Change their minds
And change the world!
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Wonder Woman
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Wonder Woman
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You're a wonder
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Wonder Woman
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Stop right there.
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Security area. "Q" clearance to go by.
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Proceed.
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Fort Russell's supposed to be
one of our most secure posts,
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but they still managed
to get in some way.
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We were lucky no one was killed,
just some damage to this tunnel here.
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But whoever it was still knew
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just when we'd be transporting
those radar scanner components.
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"Q" security's the tightest we have,
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yet they still seem to know
just where to hit us.
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That unexplained fire at Fort Hughes,
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the gas main explosion
at Camp MacKenzie, now this bombing.
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All links in what we thought
was a top-secret assembly chain.
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Perhaps if we changed
the assembly schedule.
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No, it's too late for that.
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The scanner is being assembled here
at Fort Russell
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at three separate locations.
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If the enemy's going to destroy it,
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they'll have to strike
before final assembly tomorrow night.
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Steve, that doesn't give you much time,
but you have to do it.
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You have to make sure
that entire base is 100% secure.
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I'll take care of it, sir.
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Sir.
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I still don't know
how they got through.
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Security is my business
and you'd better believe I'm good at it.
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Fort Russell is
spread over 100 square miles
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and nobody crosses
one inch of its perimeter
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without my knowing about it.
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Except this time.
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A mistake's been made,
you're going to have to admit it.
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- A faulty alarm system, a sleepy guard.
- Negative.
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Every link in our security chain
was and is solid.
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That saboteur had to be a magician
to get onto these grounds undetected.
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- He might have been inside all along.
- There are 15,000 men stationed here.
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AN enemy agent could hide in the crowd
and wait for his chance to strike.
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I've got all personnel
very carefully screened.
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There's not a person on this base
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who hasn't been cleared
for military purposes.
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Does that include them, Colonel?
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They don't look very military to me.
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Yeoman Prince is 100% right.
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What are they doing
at a top-security installation?
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They're boosting morale, Major.
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The girls are all finalists in
the Miss G.I. Dreamgirl Beauty Contest.
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They are certainly beautiful.
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Yes, it will be tough
picking the winner.
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The finals are tomorrow
at the Officers' Club.
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That's the best place to hold it.
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Officers and enlisted men
all are invited.
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Here they are, boys.
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All the little cuties,
they're here for you.
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You can look at them,
but don't touch.
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- That's Jack Wood.
- Who?
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Only America's favorite radio comic.
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He's doing his show here tomorrow.
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Emceeing the beauty contest finals
on a coast-to-coast broadcast.
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Listen, if you guys still think
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that you're fighting
for Mom's apple pie, see the chaplain.
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He's always...
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He's always looking for miracles.
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Come on, they're all here for you guys.
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All right, that's enough, girls.
Come on, it's rehearsal time. Let's go.
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See you later, boys.
Don't worry about it.
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They're all waiting for you.
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Do you think it's wise
giving civilians the run of the base?
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Jack Wood isn't just a civilian.
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He's an institution,
like Bob Hope or Babe Ruth.
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Besides, his itinerary's
been cleared by Washington.
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Last week he ran a preliminary contest
at Fort Hughes,
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four days later,
he did the same at Camp MacKenzie,
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and now he's here for the finals
and, believe me, we're glad to have him.
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First Fort Hughes, then Camp MacKenzie,
and now Fort...
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I presume you've prepared dossiers
on Mr. Wood and his troupe.
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I'd like to see them, if I may.
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Yes, of course,
I'll get them ready for you.
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Fine. I'll meet you in your office.
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Yes, I noticed it, too, Diana.
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They played every stop
on the sabotage circuit.
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It'd make a great cover
for an enemy operation.
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Perhaps if we could get one of our own
agents into that beauty contest.
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Might flush them out.
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Take a really beautiful girl, though,
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someone with all
the right qualifications.
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Well, I'd be willing to try.
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Thanks, Diana,
I know you'd do a wonderful job,
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but I'm afraid this calls
for a really gorgeous girl.
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Someone who looks great
in a bathing suit.
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I won't be needing you for a while,
is there anything you'd like to do?
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Well, I could do some shopping at the PX
and just take a bus back to Washington.
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- If you don't mind.
- That's fine.
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Thank you.
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All right, girls,
let's try it for real this time.
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Monty, one, two, three, four.
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Lower the stars.
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The stars.
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All together, please. Excellent.
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And right.
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Very good.
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Good. And forward.
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And forward.
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And up stage.
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Monty, hold it.
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Somebody made a mistake.
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Come on.
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All right, one more time.
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From the top.
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One, two, three, four.
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Mitzie.
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Mitzie.
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Mitzie.
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- Yes?
- There are no turns in this number.
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I'm sorry, I didn't know
there weren't any turns.
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- Sorry...
- You're just trying too hard, darling.
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At least I know how to smile.
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Is that what that is?
I thought it was something you ate.
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Will you stop it? Will you cut it out?
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- She started it.
- Now let's try it again.
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And stop behaving like a herd of sheep.
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Can we take it from the top,
please, Lola?
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I'm trying, Monty.
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I am trying.
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All right, girls, from the top.
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One, two, three, four.
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Excuse me, but I'd like to find out
about the Miss G.I. Dreamgirl Contest.
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You're a little late, dear.
Besides, there are no more openings.
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I never heard of that. She's beautiful.
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Listen, I'm Lola Flynn.
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I'm running this contest for Jack Wood,
and we sure could use you.
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- What's your name?
- Diana. Diana Paradise.
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And I'd love to be in your contest.
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It isn't fair to the other girls.
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We like things the way they are.
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I agree. Besides, we don't know
the first thing about her.
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What's to know? She wants to enter
a beauty contest, not medical school.
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I think we ought to grab her.
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- Are you working here on the base?
- Yes, I am just now.
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That works fine because
you'll have to be confined
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with all the rest of the girls
to quarters.
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Some dumb regulation that has to do
with security or something.
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I still don't think we should upset
the other contestants
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for the sake of a late arrival.
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I agree.
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Hey! Break it up!
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Break it up!
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Listen, we got a slew of tired G.I.s
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coming here tomorrow night
to look at girls.
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Depriving them of this baby doll
would be unpatriotic.
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Tell me about yourself, sugar.
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Never mind the dull stuff,
get right to your phone number.
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But all of us have been working so hard
on our routines for the talent portion.
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If she's not prepared,
she'll make us look bad.
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The dragon lady's got a point.
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Can you sing, dance,
or play a musical instrument?
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Yes. What would you like me to do
for you first?
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If I answer that, the draft board
will say that I'm young enough to fight.
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How about some hoofing?
Make with the eighty-eights, professor.
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One, two, three, four.
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All right.
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Sign her up.
I've got to go for now, girls.
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I've got a golf date with
my favorite brass hat, Colonel Flint.
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His security staff
are the ones protecting you girls
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from the love-starved soldiers
at Fort Russell.
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- Boo!
- Bye, girls.
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All right, everybody take five.
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We've got a lot of work before tomorrow.
How soon can you start?
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This afternoon, if you like.
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I have to take care
of a few things first.
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- Fine. How about 3:00?
- That's fine. Thank you.
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- Diana?
- Yes?
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I was going to wish you luck,
but I don't think you need it.
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You remind me, kind of, of myself,
a few centuries ago.
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It's unfair to judge yourself
by the criterion of age.
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A vital, intelligent woman is much more
than the sum of her birthdays.
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Yeah, well, maybe it'll be that way
for you, but for me,
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my high point was when I was 19
and I was Miss American Beauty.
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From then on, it was downhill
all the way. Remember, 3.00.
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Hi.
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- You kind of like her, don't you?
- Yes.
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I think she isn't
as hard as she would like to be.
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Good. It's always nice
to make new friends.
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But there'll only be one winner
in the contest,
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and you're looking at her.
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I thought the judges
were going to make that decision.
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Just stay out of my way, sweetheart.
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I'm going to be Miss G.I. Dream Girl
and be in Jack's next movie,
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and anybody who tries to stop me
better watch her step.
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So, as you can see, everyone's
been checked and double-checked.
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Maybe, but I'm still going to
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stay with the inside job theory
a little longer.
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We'll be in touch.
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Let's get out of here.
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Thanks, Wonder Woman.
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They don't seem too dangerous now.
Do they?
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One of these days I'm going to find out
how you always know when I need you.
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Let's find out what they know.
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- About the sabotage ring.
- They're probably part of it.
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Whoever's trying to destroy
that radar scanner
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doesn't want my investigation
to go too far.
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All right, out. Both of you.
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What do you know about this scanner...
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Wait! They won't go far.
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What is this?
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It's a dinky rope,
but I can't move.
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No one can resist the Golden Lasso.
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It binds all who it encircles
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and compels them to tell the truth.
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I can't think of a better time
to ask them a few questions.
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Who's leading the attempts
on the scanner project?
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Look, we never heard of
your project, whatchamacallit.
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We were paid to hit Major Steve Trevor.
$500, no questions asked.
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But you had to get the money
and your assignment from someone.
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Who was that person?
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Nobody. A phone call gave us the job.
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The money and instructions were in
a locker at the railroad station.
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We don't know anything else.
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So the real saboteur hired some
cheap muscle to get me out of the way.
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- He must know you're looking for him.
- And he's getting nervous.
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Steve, he might make
another attempt on your life.
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I don't think he'd risk giving himself
away to get me a second time.
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00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:45,004
He's after the scanner project,
I gotta get after him
247
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:48,090
as soon as I take them to the police.
In the car, you drive.
248
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,843
Major, would you rather take your car?
249
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,365
I wonder if you can cook.
250
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:16,994
In the car.
251
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,545
In the front seat.
252
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,382
Steve.
253
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,512
- Please be careful.
- I'd like to be, there just isn't time.
254
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:50,987
Okay, thanks.
255
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,115
I was right.
256
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,410
There's no Diana Paradise
working on this base. She's a phony.
257
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,496
So she made up a fake story
to enter a big-time beauty contest.
258
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,790
I did the same thing
when I was a kid on the make.
259
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,709
Don't worry about it.
260
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,545
I never worry, Lola.
261
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,881
If she's interested in more than
just the beauty contest, it's too bad.
262
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,174
She's had it.
263
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,398
This isn't as easy
as it looks in the movies.
264
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,692
That's better,
chin up, back straight.
265
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,068
Better?
266
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,737
Diana?
267
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,781
- Is that really you?
- Yeah, isn't it amazing?
268
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,409
If I thought a wig would do that for me,
I'd shave my head.
269
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,162
The transformation's incredible.
But why?
270
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:44,415
Well, I've entered
the Miss G.I. Dreamgirl Contest.
271
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,834
That's wonderful.
272
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,878
I'm using the name Diana Paradise
273
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,672
so that no one can trace me
to Military Intelligence.
274
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,924
Oh. Excuse me.
275
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,926
Diana, I think it's great
that you're doing this.
276
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,261
It shows a lot of initiative.
277
00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:00,348
I want you to go back to Fort Russell
and keep your eyes open.
278
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,308
I'll try to get a focus
on this operation.
279
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,393
If I have anything, I'll call you.
280
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,772
I'll say I'm your Uncle George. Clear?
281
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,732
Yes, sir. Uncle George.
282
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:13,069
I'd better get back to the base now
because I'm expected by 3:00.
283
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,321
I'll drive you.
284
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,031
Thank you.
285
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,116
- Diana?
- Yes, sir?
286
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:23,621
It's funny, but seeing you in that dress
makes me realize you look like somebody.
287
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,164
Who?
288
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,709
Joan Crawford.
289
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,213
I'm very flattered, sir.
290
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,048
Around the ankles.
291
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:38,928
Thanks.
292
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:57,488
- Don't tell me she's still in there.
- So what else is new?
293
00:19:58,406 --> 00:19:59,657
Come on.
294
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,869
Rita, what took so long?
We're all waiting to get in the shower.
295
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,832
It takes her longer, because she's
dirtier than the rest of us.
296
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:11,377
How would you like to smile
for the judges with no front teeth?
297
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:16,340
All right, girls, break it up.
298
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,593
Break it up!
299
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:25,725
Nobody's going to be Miss Dreamgirl
with a black eye and a fat lip.
300
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,104
Now, most of you kids seem okay,
so if Rita or somebody acts up,
301
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,398
just don't encourage them, all right?
302
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,567
All right.
But she's always picking on me.
303
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,028
We just wanted to wash up,
and get a little beauty sleep.
304
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,488
If sleep makes one beautiful,
305
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,366
then all of you
must have had insomnia for years.
306
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,202
One more day.
307
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,456
Diana, I'm sorry
about the accommodations,
308
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,499
but you got here too late
for one of the choice bunks.
309
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,377
This will be quite comfortable,
I'm sure. Thank you.
310
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,046
You seem like a nice kid.
311
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:59,049
- I think I ought to warn you.
- Warn me about what?
312
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:04,221
Well, there's a lot more at stake here
than a beauty contest for some people.
313
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,516
Don't panic, girls.
I came here to tuck you in.
314
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:11,103
If any of you get thirsty
during the night, I just...
315
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,314
Yes, go on.
316
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,943
Just do as you're told and be careful.
317
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,945
Extra careful.
318
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:22,490
Do exactly what I tell you to,
all right?
319
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,286
Listen, are they
treating you girls all right?
320
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,663
- Yeah!
- Ah, nuts!
321
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,792
And I wore a rubber shirt
so that you could cry on my shoulder.
322
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,045
There's a few personal things
I'd like to go over with you.
323
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,171
It won't take long.
324
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,714
That's what I'm afraid of, honey.
325
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,467
I'd love to get to know
you girls better, but if I do,
326
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,261
a lot of people will say
I'm low and corruptible enough
327
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:47,348
to trade my vote as a contest judge
for a little smooching.
328
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,809
And they're right.
329
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:52,978
Front and center! Diana.
330
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:57,483
- Well, well. How's it going?
- Fine, Mr. Wood,
331
00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:01,320
and I can't thank you enough
for allowing me to become a contestant.
332
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,365
I do. Meet me tonight
on the firing range at 12:00.
333
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,075
Bring an evening gown and some bananas,
334
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,702
because when I monkey around
I use real monkeys.
335
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,705
I didn't know you worked with animals.
336
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:15,084
Are you kidding?
Didn't you ever see my band?
337
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,419
Oh, boy! Even with all these curves,
338
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:20,047
this kid would make
a great straight man.
339
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,715
Oh, wait a minute.
340
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:24,927
Why don't I use you
tomorrow night in the magic bit?
341
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,931
That's a good idea. Wait a minute,
let me get some of my magic props here
342
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,766
and we're gonna work this out.
343
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,394
You do exactly
what I tell you to do, all right?
344
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:37,147
Just follow me, and hang loose.
Little magic music, please.
345
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,483
Here's what we do. Watch closely.
There's the audience.
346
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,652
Hello, how are you?
Here's my pretty assistant.
347
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:46,156
Hold this, like this. I take this out
and show it to the audience, right?
348
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,534
There they are. They can see
it's completely empty.
349
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,829
I put in here, like this.
Put the top down on the table.
350
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:56,876
I put it here like this, and suddenly,
abracadabra and what have we got here?
351
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,505
Look at this, she's a natural.
352
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,425
Lola, sign her up.
353
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:06,594
Tell Wardrobe to dress her
in as little as possible.
354
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:07,595
Right, Jack.
355
00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,889
All right, good night, girls.
I'll see you in my dreams.
356
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,557
Good night, Jack.
357
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,396
That magic bit was supposed to be mine.
358
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:21,859
I told you to stay out of my way,
and right away you cozy up to the star.
359
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:25,029
- That never entered my mind, Rita.
- No?
360
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:28,032
Well, let's see how you feel about
this entering your nose!
361
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,912
Rita, knock it off
or you're out of the contest.
362
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,000
- Are you all right?
- I'm fine, thank you.
363
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:41,545
Diana, there's a phone for you.
It's your Uncle George.
364
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:43,547
Thank you, Miss Flynn.
365
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,884
Diana, no more personal calls.
It's in the rules.
366
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,135
Yes, ma'am.
367
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:54,600
- Hello? Uncle George?
- Just listen, Diana.
368
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:57,144
I've been checking,
and the blast at the tunnel
369
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,772
wasn't the first attempt
on the scanner project.
370
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:03,275
The other attempt missed, too.
Damaged a base access road.
371
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,819
It looked like an accident,
So nobody reported it.
372
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,489
I see, that's very interesting,
Uncle George,
373
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:11,116
but is there anything else
you wanted to tell me?
374
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,994
I'm not allowed to have
any more personal calls.
375
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:17,706
- It's in the rules.
- I understand, so I'll make it fast.
376
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,042
The final radar component
will be completed
377
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:23,462
at the Fort's electrical sub-station
at 0100 hours tonight.
378
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,756
It's located
directly behind the motor pool.
379
00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:28,884
The saboteur has to try for it
and I'll be waiting for him.
380
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:32,221
I want you to watch for any activity
in the Jack Wood's group
381
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,516
that might clue us in
to the saboteur's identity. Okay?
382
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:38,936
- Good hunting.
- Same to you, Uncle George.
383
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,278
I don't know what game
you're playing, sweetheart,
384
00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:52,533
but whatever it is, little Rita's
going to find out all about it.
385
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,034
Excuse me, Rita.
386
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:01,805
Steve.
387
00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:04,892
- Steve.
- Oh, my head.
388
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,644
The scanner,
they didn't get it, did they?
389
00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:10,522
No, some electrical equipment's
been destroyed
390
00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:13,317
and someone will have to account
for a missing tailgate,
391
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,235
but the project's all right.
392
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:17,404
- How are you?
- I'm okay.
393
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:22,409
The guards are coming. I better go.
394
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:25,370
But, Wonder Woman, I...
395
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:34,213
I'm sure everything's under control.
Just go back to bed
396
00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:37,090
and leave whatever's happening outside
to the army.
397
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:41,261
Maybe what's happening was caused
by someone who shouldn't be outside.
398
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:58,070
Diana's missing.
399
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,949
Diana knows the rules.
I'm sure she's not gone.
400
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,243
Then a search will turn her up, right?
401
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,878
I told you she took off.
402
00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:17,547
She knows the rules,
and she's out of the contest.
403
00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:19,633
What's going on out here?
404
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,887
Diana, I knew you were some place.
I just never thought of the shower.
405
00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:26,390
It was hot and I couldn't sleep.
406
00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:28,684
What about this?
I found it on your pillow.
407
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:31,520
That's the only thing false
about her, Rita.
408
00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,105
Can you say the same?
409
00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:39,987
Everybody back to sleep.
It's going to be a big day tomorrow.
410
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:42,739
Good night, again.
411
00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:46,285
Don't turn the light on.
412
00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:01,425
What's going on out there?
It sounds like a war.
413
00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:03,635
An unexpected visit from Wonder Woman.
414
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,430
What's more, our late arrival,
Diana Paradise?
415
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:09,891
- She's up to something.
- Diana? Are you sure?
416
00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:11,476
What're you going to do?
417
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,854
I don't know yet,
but I'll think of something.
418
00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:15,605
I don't want to be involved.
419
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,941
I'm sorry you feel that way, Lola.
420
00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:21,862
Our primary purpose
was not to sabotage the radar project.
421
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:26,199
It was just a cover to ensure
the success of our real mission.
422
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:31,121
My dear, we're going to assassinate
a very important general
423
00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:34,833
named Dwight D. Eisenhower.
424
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:46,636
I hope General Eisenhower understands
why we had to change the departure time.
425
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,223
I informed the General
of the botched sabotage attempts.
426
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:51,516
Nothing to worry about it.
427
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,186
You'll just have to take
a longer approach route.
428
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:58,315
As long as he has time to
check out that special project
429
00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:01,485
- before it's sent on to New York.
- He'll have plenty of time.
430
00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:03,362
And you also get a bonus.
431
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:06,531
You can catch the finals
of the Miss Dreamgirl contest.
432
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:09,326
Jack Wood is broadcasting it
from Fort Russell.
433
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:12,329
That's a good idea.
It's good for the soldiers' morale.
434
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,957
Good for the officers' morale, as well.
435
00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:21,171
Sabotage try one,
closed an access road.
436
00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:22,756
Two, shut down the tunnel.
437
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:25,634
Three, last night, blew up
part of the electrical system
438
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:28,011
that services
the fort's auxiliary airfield.
439
00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:30,389
At least they didn't
wreck the radar scanner, sir.
440
00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:33,141
- That's the important thing.
- Is it?
441
00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,894
How can an enemy agent clever enough
to penetrate our defenses
442
00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:38,438
miss his target
three times out of three?
443
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:41,900
Good news, Steve. We've won.
The radar scanner's completed.
444
00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:43,944
The components
are being assembled right now,
445
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:47,364
so the device will be operational
in time for his personal inspection.
446
00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:48,740
Whose inspection, sir?
447
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:52,536
An officer the War Department
is high on, name of Eisenhower.
448
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,454
Sorry to keep you in the dark
about that, Steve,
449
00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,998
but he's involved
in some very top-level stuff.
450
00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:59,292
We considered his travel plans
so important,
451
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:00,794
no one was supposed to know.
452
00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:03,880
Like the radar scanner.
But the enemy still knew about it.
453
00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:08,677
General, what route is Eisenhower
taking to Fort Russell?
454
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,095
- His route?
- Yeah.
455
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:12,722
Well, originally he was to stop
at Fort Hughes
456
00:32:12,806 --> 00:32:14,766
for a special debriefing session
457
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,893
with a Special Forces officer
from Camp MacKenzie.
458
00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:20,021
Canceled because of
accidents at both installations.
459
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:22,482
A fire at Hughes,
a gas main blow-up at MacKenzie.
460
00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:25,318
So Eisenhower is forced to come
directly to Fort Russell.
461
00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:27,487
I repeat, sir, by what route?
462
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:31,366
A plane from Randolph Field
to the auxiliary landing strip...
463
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,327
Closed by sabotage
to the electrical system.
464
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:37,956
Then south on the access road
through the service tunnel.
465
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:41,501
But, sir, the road and the tunnel
were closed by sabotage, too.
466
00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:44,212
Leaving the only route
into Fort Russell,
467
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:48,717
a landing at this civilian airstrip
west of the perimeter
468
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,679
and the fire road behind the old
artillery range entering the base at...
469
00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:54,598
Point Lobo.
470
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:57,684
- A perfect spot for an ambush.
- Good Lord.
471
00:32:57,767 --> 00:33:00,687
It wasn't the radar scanner
the saboteurs were after.
472
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:04,649
They were creating a funnel through
which Eisenhower had to enter the fort.
473
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:07,694
Etta, call Diana
at the Officers' Club theater.
474
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:11,281
Say Uncle George has an urgent message,
and tell her what happened.
475
00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:13,783
We'll alert Point Lobo and the fort
by car radio
476
00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:15,952
on our way to Eisenhower's landing site.
477
00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:17,871
We've got to try and head him off.
478
00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:29,716
Communications?
Gen. Blankenship's priority clearance.
479
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:33,011
I have to place a call to the theater
at Fort Russell right away.
480
00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:38,475
You know something?
481
00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:41,561
I just feel there's something
not right about Diana Paradise.
482
00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:43,897
This is a beauty contest,
and she's the best looking girl around.
483
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:44,981
What's wrong with that?
484
00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:48,610
You know what I mean. She's not
interested in some dumb beauty contest.
485
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:51,488
If that's the way it is,
that'll be the end of her.
486
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:55,033
Monty, I've told you, I don't want
to hear you talking that way anymore.
487
00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:58,036
All right, girls, let's take a look
at the costumes.
488
00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:02,916
They all look fine. Better hurry
and get into your bathing suits.
489
00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:07,546
Lola, that costume should be mine.
It doesn't even look right on her.
490
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:08,880
Rita, we don't have time for that.
491
00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:12,092
They're lining up outside
and Jack's warm up is in 20 minutes.
492
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,178
Come on, girls, let's get going.
493
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,646
Officers' Club theater.
494
00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:27,315
Diana Paradise? Hold on.
495
00:34:38,994 --> 00:34:40,328
Hello?
496
00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:41,913
Hello?
497
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:44,457
Operator, we've been cut off.
498
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,670
The call was for me, my Uncle George.
499
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:55,051
No personal calls, Miss Paradise.
No exceptions.
500
00:34:57,721 --> 00:34:59,806
Whatever you say, Mr. Burns.
501
00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:14,904
Fella, would you lower the PA?
We're getting feedback on the speakers.
502
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,288
Watch it, this thing weighs a ton.
503
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:26,750
If it ever came down,
somebody could get killed.
504
00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,799
Somebody could get killed.
505
00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:50,857
It's no use, Steve.
506
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:54,819
We still have 15 miles to go.
Eisenhower's plane is in radio silence.
507
00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,655
We must reach him
before he starts for Point Lobo.
508
00:35:56,738 --> 00:35:57,989
Blankenship, here.
509
00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:00,283
It's Etta. I can't reach Diana.
510
00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:01,785
They're not answering the phone.
511
00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:03,620
Get an MP.
To get you to the theater.
512
00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:05,705
Tell her in person, fast!
513
00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:08,625
Yes, sir, but it'll be too late
for Diana to do anything
514
00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:12,003
and she'll be worried
about you and General Eisenhower.
515
00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:16,758
Sir, I know this isn't very military,
but I hate a crisis situation.
516
00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,843
Pull yourself together, Etta.
517
00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,303
Yes, sir.
518
00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:22,138
Over and out.
519
00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:24,182
Step on it, Steve.
520
00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:27,644
Okay, fella.
Take it up, will you? That's it.
521
00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:30,939
The place is filling up with soldiers.
522
00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:34,651
Monty, what you said about Diana...
You won't do anything, will you?
523
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,069
Don't worry.
524
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:37,862
It'll be over quickly.
525
00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:44,369
I can't let that happen.
That's got to be stopped, now.
526
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:48,498
That's not possible, Lola. First,
because you're in this up to your neck
527
00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:52,335
and, second, because it's too late.
It's already started.
528
00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:54,003
My men are in position by now.
529
00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:10,121
The main attraction,
ladies and gentlemen,
530
00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:11,790
for your pleasure and mine,
531
00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:15,001
your Miss G.I. Dreamgirl.
532
00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:23,236
Aren't they lovely?
533
00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:28,032
They're all dream girls,
each and every one of them.
534
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:37,792
His plane's already landed.
Maybe he's still here.
535
00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:47,260
We just missed him.
He can't be far ahead of us.
536
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:48,803
I hope it's not too late.
537
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,096
If Point Lobo doesn't respond,
538
00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:52,473
that trap could be set already.
539
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:05,194
Yes, sir. That's something
they'll never replace with synthetics.
540
00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:06,988
Isn't she wonderful?
541
00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:10,450
The girls will show the judges
542
00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:14,454
that they've got something
going for them besides beauty, me!
543
00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:18,207
But seriously, folks, this is
the talent part of our competition
544
00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:21,002
and our next contestant,
direct from New York City,
545
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:24,923
the very lovely, vivacious
Miss Betty Lou Capaletti
546
00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:27,383
in her own fantasy in dance!
547
00:40:27,467 --> 00:40:29,344
Let's hear it for Betty Lou!
548
00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:35,850
Where do you think you're going?
549
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:38,937
I've got to see Diana Paradise.
It's a matter of life or death.
550
00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:42,023
Sorry, but you'll have to wait
till after the show.
551
00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:44,776
I said, after the show.
552
00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:50,073
Excuse me.
553
00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:53,660
Miss Flynn, I can't find my costume
for the number with Mr. Wood.
554
00:40:53,743 --> 00:40:55,203
It's not in my wardrobe locker.
555
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,830
It's got to be.
You just had it on at dress rehearsal.
556
00:40:57,914 --> 00:41:01,292
I hate to be the one to say it,
but where is Rita right this minute?
557
00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:04,295
I mean, she doesn't have
to change until next to last.
558
00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:12,178
How about that
for a double-jointed baby doll?
559
00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:15,723
Honey, fold yourself up and
wait for me in my glove compartment.
560
00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:21,020
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
it's my turn.
561
00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:23,356
I'm not going to get to you with beauty,
562
00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:26,526
but I've still got a couple of things
going for me.
563
00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:30,279
This is one of them,
and this is the other.
564
00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:32,281
Here I am, Mr. Wood.
565
00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:39,122
It is Rita. She's taken my place.
566
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:26,878
I may as well get ready
for the evening gown parade.
567
00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:29,797
Monty, you can't go through with this.
You're making a mistake.
568
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:32,675
Lola, you leave me with no alternative.
569
00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:38,681
See how easy it is
to get rid of you, my dear?
570
00:43:18,387 --> 00:43:21,557
You can talk about your big finish,
but this is ridiculous.
571
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,476
What's going on here?
572
00:43:23,810 --> 00:43:26,479
The Jack Wood Show spares no expense.
573
00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:29,941
Nice to see you, Wonder Woman,
but I'm sorry, I do a single.
574
00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:33,486
Mr. Wood, it's very important
that no one leave this theater.
575
00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:35,238
I won't argue with you, doll.
576
00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:39,033
You've got to admit, this is better than
army training films on athlete's foot.
577
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,419
Wonder Woman, am I glad to see you.
578
00:43:50,503 --> 00:43:53,381
I must find Diana to tell her
what's happened, but she isn't here.
579
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,383
- What happened?
- It's terrible.
580
00:43:55,466 --> 00:44:00,138
- Is it Steve? Major Trevor?
- Yes. No. It's partly him.
581
00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:02,056
Mostly it's about General Eisenhower.
582
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:05,017
The sabotage was just a trick
to hide an attempt on his life.
583
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:08,229
Steve's trying to head him off now
on the road to Point Lobo.
584
00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:18,406
It's Eisenhower all right.
585
00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:25,204
He's not alone.
There's a car following him.
586
00:44:30,877 --> 00:44:33,671
We're being tailed, sir.
I'll try to outrun them.
587
00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:36,716
They're making a run for it.
They don't know who we are.
588
00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:49,520
That's Morse code, General.
589
00:44:54,442 --> 00:44:55,651
Stop the car.
590
00:45:04,452 --> 00:45:07,038
Sorry to show up this way, General,
but you're headed into an ambush.
591
00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:10,625
You were funneled onto this road
by sabotage. You must turn back at once.
592
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:25,348
We can hold our own from this position
as long as our ammunition holds out.
593
00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:28,059
We'll have to get smart, or lucky.
594
00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:33,940
Look, it's Wonder Woman.
595
00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:39,070
There's our luck, General, and it never
came in a more beautiful package.
596
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,488
Are you all right?
597
00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:24,824
If they gave merit badges
for being fantastic,
598
00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:26,534
you'd be an Eagle Scout after that!
599
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:28,202
How did you find us?
600
00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:31,497
Etta told me what happened,
but this is not over yet.
601
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:38,045
I think Monty Burns is behind this,
and he's escaped.
602
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:40,381
Not far from here
is an M.P. phone box.
603
00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:44,302
As soon as we get them to mop up here,
we'll take care of your Mr. Burns.
604
00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:48,264
There! There! On the hill!
605
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:20,379
That's the story of what's happened
here this evening, boys and girls.
606
00:47:20,463 --> 00:47:23,591
And now, since it's a beauty contest
that you've come to see,
607
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:27,762
I think it's time that you get to look
at the one and only winner possible.
608
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,430
Here she is,
609
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:32,016
Wonder Woman!
610
00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:00,294
I still don't understand
what happened to Diana, Steve.
611
00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:03,547
- She was supposed to be in the contest.
- It's simple, Etta.
612
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,883
When she found she'd have to share
the stage with Wonder Woman
613
00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:08,511
the poor kid probably
threw in the sponge.
614
00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,012
But what woman wouldn't?
615
00:48:12,264 --> 00:48:14,350
Wonder Woman is just too much.
616
00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:23,651
Yes, Gen. Blankenship.
617
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:26,070
That's wonderful.
618
00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:29,156
Thank you, sir. Goodbye.
619
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:35,371
Monty Burns and his entire ring
have been arraigned in Washington.
620
00:48:35,454 --> 00:48:38,124
The radar scanner's already
a smashing success
621
00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:41,919
and Gen. Eisenhower has nominated
Wonder Woman for a special citation.
622
00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:46,966
What about Lola Flynn?
I feel rather sorry for her.
623
00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:49,927
Her cooperation is being considered
in her favor.
624
00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:53,681
But espionage during wartime
is still a very serious offense.
625
00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:56,892
Jack Wood is trying to get her leniency.
He's a hard man to say no to.
626
00:48:56,976 --> 00:48:58,686
I'm glad.
627
00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,856
Now, I've got to finish these
requisition forms you requested.
628
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,691
We're running low on graph paper.
629
00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:07,528
Graph paper? Is that all you can
think of after all that's happened?
630
00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:11,740
Being in a beauty contest
and meeting Jack Wood in person?
631
00:49:11,824 --> 00:49:14,577
And the ambush of Gen. Eisenhower,
and Wonder Woman and...
632
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:18,038
It's no use, Etta.
Our Diana is strictly business.
633
00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:21,834
But maybe one of these days,
she'll get tired of missing all the fun.
634
00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:24,587
And when that happens,
I'd love to be around.
635
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:29,467
You will be, Major. That's a promise.
636
00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:39,059
Wonder Woman
637
00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:41,520
Wonder Woman
638
00:49:42,354 --> 00:49:45,149
All the world is waiting for you
639
00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:49,153
And the power you possess
640
00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:52,198
In your satin tights
641
00:49:52,573 --> 00:49:54,158
Fighting for your rights
642
00:49:54,700 --> 00:50:00,039
And the old red, white and blue
643
00:50:01,749 --> 00:50:04,001
Wonder Woman
644
00:50:05,878 --> 00:50:08,547
All our hopes are pinned upon you
645
00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:12,676
And the magic that you do
646
00:50:14,053 --> 00:50:15,429
Stop a bullet cold
647
00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:17,806
Make the Axis fold
648
00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:23,020
Change their minds
And change the world!
649
00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:24,230
You're a wonder
650
00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:26,565
Wonder Woman
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