All language subtitles for Young.Rock.S03E09.WEBRip.x264

- Good afternoon, everyone.

Thank you for coming.

It has truly been my honor
to have the opportunity

to show Mr. Dwayne Johnson
our beautiful country.

Dwayne, if you would.

- Yes, thank you,
Prime Minister.

Hello, everybody.

So we just returned from touring

your National Education Center.

And I've got to tell you guys,
I was completely blown away

by Gjelgjiughm commitment to
your most valuable resource,

the coffee.

No, I'm only kidding.
Of course it's the kids.

The children.

There's that famous
Dwayne Johnson humor,

which we always enjoy
in all of his movies,

except maybe "Huskies."

If we continue...

- Prime Minister, what do
you say to the Gjelgjiughms

who are upset by your refusal
to rename Cannibal's Peak,

"Billy Will You Go To The Dance
With Me It's Maria" Mountain?

- I hear their frustration
and take it to heart.

Next question, please.

- By ignoring the vote,

are you concerned you
look out of touch?

- As a leader, sometimes
we have to make

a tough decision, even if
it is the unpopular choice.

- What did she just say?

- Prime Minister, if I may?
- Please do.

Thank you.

You know, guys, during my
short stay here in Gjelgjiughm,

I've really come to admire
the people's passion

for standing up for
what they believe in.

And if I could share a
quick story with you guys

about a time in my life
where my own family

was going through
something very similar...

My parents had started their
own wrestling promotion

company rivaling my grandma's.

They put a lot of their own
money into the business,

which meant downsizing from

our decent-size apartment to...

- An efficiency?

- Yep, that's what they call it.

- Why?
- Because it's so efficient.

You can see everything you own

and get a glass of water

and see the TV at the same time.

- Wait. Where's the bed?

- It's in the wall.

- You're gonna love this, Dewey.

- Yeah.

- It's also our closet.

- Don't answer that. It's Afa.

He's still pissed about
the booking conflict

in Saudi Arabia.

- Don't be silly.
Afa is family.

- But... but, babe, don't.

- Hello, Afa?

That was rude.

- The toilet doesn't also
come out of the wall, does it?

- It doesn't.

But I would suggest doing
number two at school.

- Since the efficiency
was so... efficient,

everyone agreed that I
should stay with my grandma.

Even though she and my parents
were at war in business,

they never let me
become a casualty.

- Another pineapple
pancake, Dewey?

I can make a fresh batch.

- No, thanks, Grandma.

I should get going.

I want to get in a
full day of learning.

- My life was the
perfect combination

of lots of attention...

with virtually no supervision.

I'm still not sure.

Can I please try the Brut again?

- Okay, this is the last time.

- So with no real
structure at home,

I sought it out somewhere else,

the weight room.

It went on like that for months,

my parents trying and failing
to launch their promotion,

my grandma pretending she
wasn't concerned about them,

even though she was
tracking their every move.

- ♪ This bloody road
remains a mystery ♪

♪ This sudden darkness

- And me?

- ♪ Fills the air

♪ What are we waiting for?

- I went through a growth spurt.

- ♪ Won't anybody help us?

- Slow down. The man's
not going anywhere.

- I want to visit my dad
without running into my mom,

and I know she's having her
morning papaya right now.

- Hello.

- Mom, you're here early.

No papaya today?

- Banana. Better
for on the go.

- Mmm.

I was gonna drop these by later,

but you may as well
take them by now.

- Ooh, a present?

- Clothes, because you
won't stop growing.

I had a nightmare you
ripped out of your outfits

like the Incredible Hulk.

- Please don't make me angry.

- You wouldn't like
me when I'm angry.

Ahh!

- Hey!

It's the High
Chief's anniversary.

Show some respect.

- Mom, do you want to go first?

- We've already talked.

- Hi, Dad.

I wish you were here.

I could really use
some of your advice.

- On what to do with their
failing business, High Chief.

- About our burgeoning business,

which is already a big success.

- But it's not really.
- Mom, do you mind?

I'm trying to have a private
conversation with dad.

- What, can't a bereaved
widow talk to her husband

on the anniversary of
his untimely passing?

Rest in peace, High Chief.

- Just stop interrupting.

- Oh, calm down.
- I am calm.

- Their second arena
show was a bust.

- Look, we were expecting
a bigger crowd, yes.

- They booked too
big of an arena

and then couldn't fill it.

- Ha, the wind blew our
advertising posters away.

- Of course, the wind.

Was the wind so excited to
get the Crockett wrestlers

it didn't read the fine
print in the contract?

- Maybe you should
spend some time focusing

on your own business
instead of talking about...

Boo! I'm a skeleton.

Sorry. I couldn't resist.

Afa's just parking the car.

This place is a
madhouse on Saturdays.

- Well, this was
fun. You ready, babe?

- Oh.
- Okay, great, let's go.

- The family divide was
growing on all fronts,

and I wondered if we were
past the point of no return.

- Despite the
challenges from home,

some good news came from abroad.

- Oh, this one's for you.

Whoever sent it must have
spent a fortune on stamps.

- 'Ello, 'ello.

Who's writing me
letters from England?

- Well, if it's
more tasteful nudes

from your female fans, they
can go right in the bin.

- It's no nudes, just Andre.

- Oh.

- "Dear Rocky, how are you?

"I am fine.

"I'm having fun in England,

"even though the food here
is like the kind we give

"to the pigs in France.

"Please come visit.

P.S. I already
buy you a ticket."

Eh-hey-hey-hey,
first-class, baby.

Andre knows I love those
ice-cold dinner rolls.

But of course I can't go,

not with the business
the way it is.

- I think you should go.

- Babe, you know it's
just not that simple.

I can't.

It's make-or-break time for WPW.

It wouldn't be right.

- Look, between the
business and my mom,

we're both under
a lot of stress.

I think it's a good
time to clear our heads

and think strategically.

Sorry, are you packing as
you're saying you're not going?

- No.

- Go.

I love you, but this apartment
is too small for two people,

let alone two married
business partners.

We will deal with the
WPW when you get back.

Go see Andre.

- Right-o.

- John, shall I get it?

- No, hon, I got it.

I got it. I got it.

Come on, come on, come on.
Hello, anybody on the line?

- Oh, no, the phoenix tattoo.

Marlena, you've fallen in
love with Roman's murderer.

- I told you no one
named Gina lives here.

- No, it's me, Lah.

- Lia? Everything okay?

Are we losing money somewhere?

- I was just calling
to say hello.

- Why?
- Oh, no reason.

Do you like the show
"Days of Our Lives"?

- I only watch documentaries
about baseball.

- Oh, you'd love it, Lah.

There's this character
called John Black, and...

- There was a baseball
team called the Black Sox.

And in 1919 their star,
Shoeless Joe Jackson...

He would...

- Y-ello.

- Aha, Rocky, you snake.

You thought you could
avoid me forever?

How are you gonna leave me
in Saudi Arabia?

- Who's that on the phone?

- Uncle Afa.
- Tell him I said hi.

You might want to
tell him yourself.

I don't
know what to do!

Afa.-.

- My mom and I both learned
some new vocabulary that day.

- It's not my fault
being large and firm.

I don't even go to the gym.

- Oh!

- Cut.
- Cutting.

You're supposed to throw
the rock behind you, Andre.

- Oh.
- Remember?

Yeah, and what was
that "large and firm"?

- I also forgot the words.

Going again!

- Going again.

Rocky.

Ha-ha!

- Or I just we could
just take lunch.

That's lunch!

- Not hungry?

- English food is disgusting.

But Andre asked his agent
to organize a special lunch

delivered just for him,
some lovely French cheese.

- Chicken and peas?

- Uh, how's that chicken cooked?

- With peas.

How about you, big fella?

Let me guess, double peas.

- No, no, no, no.

I want my reblochon from
Le Plateau de Beaureguard.

- Never met him, mate.

All I've got is
chicken and peas.

- I don't the chicken and peas.

I want my reblochon from
Le Plateau de Beaureguard!

- Hey, Andre, it's...
- No, it's not okay, Rocky!

Where is my cheese, Englishman?

- Oh, cheese.

Well, why didn't you say so?

- English cheddar.

Best in the world.

How many slices you want?

- I quit!

- I didn't get my chicken.

- Aha!

He finally emerges from
behind the telephone.

- Uh, Sika.

I thought you were Afa.

You look the same from the back.

I'm sorry for yelling
at you just now.

- Oh, that's okay.

I've dated a lot of
yellers over the years.

It's an energy I'm used to.

- Oh.

- You look like you
could use a cup of tea.

- While my mom was working
things out with my uncles,

my growth spurt and
lack of supervision

opened up a whole
new world for me.

- Well, I know
what I want to see.

- Me too.
- Me three.

- How about "The
Gods Must Be Crazy"?

- Ugh, fine.

- But it's rated R.
We need an adult.

- Guys, I got this.

I just went through
a growth spurt.

And I got a moustache.

It's a done deal.

- Or I could go.

I too recently completed
a growth spurt.

And I also have a
couple lip hairs.

- You know what? Yeah,
Dewey should do it.

- Four tickets
for "Blue Velvet."

I'm a teacher, by the way.
These are my students.

- You're taking teenagers
to see this movie?

What class do you teach?

- Biology.

- Hm.

Wish we had teachers like
you when I was in school.

Enjoy the movie, Professor.
- Thanks.

- Mm.

- "I don't want
peas. I want cheese!"

- You're right. You're right.

I apologize, Rocky.

But the English
food does not agree

with my sophisticated
French palate.

- I once saw you fight
a dog on the beach

for a turkey leg.

- Yeah, that dog was greedy

and fat.

It is very good to
see you, mon ami.

Acting is fun, but
I miss my friends.

- Hey, me too.

Getting WPW off the ground
has been battle after battle.

I miss the simple days back
when we was on the road.

- D'accord.

Everyone on set is always
telling Andre what to do.

"Stand here, Andre.
Say this, Andre.

Don't eat the
prop food, Andre."

Just let Andre be Andre.

- It's like this beef I
got going on with Afa.

I make a decision for myself
without consulting him,

and I'm supposed to apologize?

I'd rather give Lars
Anderson a body rub.

Hey, to us, two sensitive souls.

- The hell you
calling sensitive?

- Whether it was
Hawaii or England,

my family couldn't
avoid conflict.

- Rocky.

Rocky!

- You sure you
don't want a scone?

They're apricot.
- Oh, no.

Thank you. This is perfect.

And sorry again about earlier.

All this stuff with my
mom and the business

really has me on edge.

- Don't mention it.

You know, sometimes it's
not about what it's about.

- Sika, what did I tell
you about using my shampoo

as body wash, man?

- See? This is a
really good example.

He isn't really mad
about the shampoo.

He's made because
I forgot to tape

"Unsolved Mysteries" for him.

- Someday if you want to
get your own shampoo, you...

All I wanted was an apology,

even a Rocky apology,

where he blames it on bad clams.

But radio silence,
that's cold, man.

- Ice cold, bruh.

- You know what Rocky's
like. He doesn't mean it.

He's just conflict-avoidant.

- All I'm saying is,
give him a break.

- Tell him to say he's sorry.

- Sorry or not,
you're still family.

So you have to find
a way to make up.

You need each other.
- Like you and Lia?

- That's different.

- Sensitive, my ass.

Hey, can I get a
ride to the airport?

- I'm sorry, Rocky,

you are sensitive
about being sensitive.

- I am not sensitive.

- It's not bad.

Being sensitive means you
have lots of feelings.

And feelings mean you
care about other people.

Heh, picture Andre,

sensitive and French.

Twice the feelings.

- I do have a lot of feelings.

- And it's important to try
to understand them, huh?

I learned this in California

talking with a wise
man with glasses.

It all goes back to childhood.

- What does?

- Everything,

like Andre getting very
upset at cheese man today.

Huh?

I get upset because...

I'm homesick.

And the cheese always
reminds me of France.

Maybe this is why you're
avoiding Afa too, no?

- You're right.

- I am?

- Hell no.

Andre, I don't care what
hippy-dippy nonsense

you picked up in California,
but childhood doesn't matter.

I didn't even get to have
a childhood, and look.

I turned out just fine.

Mom kicked me out on
my ass at 13 years old,

no thank yous, no nothing,
because I made her choose.

She chose him, so I hitchhiked
my way up out of there

with nothing.

Everything I got I had
to build by myself.

I built a whole
life out of nothing.

I built Rocky Johnson
out of nothing.

So I don't see how in the
hell that has anything

to do with me avoiding Afa.

- Because when you were little,

your family turned
their back on you.

And you had to build a whole
new one out of nothing, huh?

And maybe, just maybe you are
afraid of it happening again.

And you do to them before
they can do to you.

That was awesome.

- Yeah.
- Hey, it's still early.

We should keep
the night rolling.

- I'm gonna need to see some ID.

- My ex-wife took the house.

You're gonna try to
take my dignity too?

Enjoy, guys.

Beer's on me.

- Son, I am arrested you

for providing alcohol to minors.

- But I'm a minor.

- Sure you are, buddy,
and I'm Liza Minnelli.

Watch your head.

Officer Rogers here.

Busted another perv
buying beer for minors.

- I had a feeling my arrest
wouldn't ease tensions

within the family.

- Johnson, you're free to go.

- Free to go?

- He's all yours, Lia.

You better keep an
eye on this one.

- Oh, I will.

And I'm sorry he
caused such a ruckus.

Thank you, Officer.

Enjoy those pineapple muffins.

- Mahalo.

- Come on, Dewey,
you little rascal.

- Ow.

- Get in the car.
- That hurts.

Oh, come on, Grandma.

I already said I'm sorry.

Can't you give me a break?

- Give you a break?

From what,

sneaking your friends into
psychosexual thrillers?

- You know about that?

- First your mother and
Rocky betray me, and now you?

You're supposed to be the one
person I can trust right now.

And look what you've
become, a booze baron.

I am happy the High
Chief isn't alive

to see what a mess I've made.

He came to this place
to start this business,

to make a place for his
family, and I've ruined it.

I've ruined everything.

- Grandma, you know
that's not true.

And I promise I won't
step out of line again.

That didn't wind up being true,

but it felt right to
say in the moment.

- I'm going to take my Golden
Wok into my room tonight.

It's the dinner I deserve.

- Sh... Rocky.

- Look, I know I'm not
the best at apologies.

So I thought I'd let
the card do the talking.

Only one they had.

So we good?

- Good?

Of course we're good.
We family, brother.

- Like he told my
mom, all my Uncle Afa

needed was to hear an apology.

- Hey, speaking of
family, I need a favor.

Of course you do.

- Rocky?

What's going on here?

Where's the gang of teens
you saw vandalizing graves?

- There were no teens.
- What?

- How can I put this?

- What are you doing here?

And where is the photographer
from the "Headstone" magazine?

Afa called me to tell
me Peter got the cover.

- There's no such thing as
"Headstone" magazine, Mom.

Rocky and Afa lied to us.

- Had to, only way to
be sure both of you

would show up to this.

- To what?

This.

It's my plan.
- What plan?

This is a plan?

- Yes, to bring
you two together,

so you could talk it out.

I know it sounds dumb.

But someone I trust
told me it helped him,

so I figured it
could help you too.

- What are we supposed
to talk about?

- It doesn't matter.

Okay?

Just talk.

- John Black has
the phoenix tattoo.

- What?

He's Roman's killer!

Does Marlena know?
- She does.

She wanted to get away
from him in the cabin,

but he could sense her fear.

- Oh, my God. When
did this happen?

- I wanted to tell you, and
I kept trying to call you,

and then I remembered
we're not speaking,

and then I hang up again.

- That was you?

Oh, Mom.

I just wanted to
say what a great job

you've been doing with Dewey.

- Well, you raised a good boy.

- That wasn't true,
and my grandma knew it.

- Not like John Black.

- John Black is an idiot.

- Oh, my God, so did she
run away from him or...

- But she loved my mom too
much to let her know it.

So my parents and
my grandmother,

they were able to
work themselves

through a very sticky situation,

not by digging in
on their differences

but by rallying around
what they had in common,

what united them.

- Absolutely.

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Part of a healthy democracy
is the right to disagree.

But it's our common ground
that will always bind us.

As your prime minister,

our nation's interest
will always be

at the forefront of my agenda.

Dwayne, do you mind
if I share with them

what we spoke about
the other night?

- Sure.

- Well, it turns out
that Mr. Johnson here

came to our country
with a secret agenda.

He came to secure a
trade deal to export

our Gjelgjiughm coffee
to the United States,

a deal that I had
already rejected

directly to President Taft.

- That is true.

But I still feel
after spending time

in your amazing country

with your incredible people

that we can come
to terms on a deal

that is mutually beneficial.

- Well, as I said to
all of the critics

when "Baywatch"
the movie came out,

I respectfully disagree.

Gjelgjiughm will never engage

in a coffee trade deal
with the United States.