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- Thank you!
- That's my purse! Stop!
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Stop!
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Don't worry.
I'm about to pump his brakes.
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♪ ♪
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Pink isn't really your color.
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But orange is about
to look great on you.
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That bike meant a lot to me.
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It was the first thing I ever stole.
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That's a really touching story.
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My heroes! Thank you so much.
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No need to thank us.
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It's our job to scour
the streets for scum.
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Hey, scum's a little harsh.
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You're too modest.
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Wow, it's you.
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And by you, I mean...
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the owner of the purse
that was just stolen.
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You're engaged?!
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Oh, yeah, I am.
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Congrats!
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It's a good thing
he didn't get that rock.
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It's huge.
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I guess we're just
letting him go today.
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♪ ♪
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- Ooh!
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What just happened?
You're acting super weird!
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- No, I'm not.
- Yeah, you are!
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A few minutes ago, you suddenly
stopped talking with your...
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super-serious
Black Scorpion voice.
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It was like watching
puberty in reverse!
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And you let a criminal go!
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Wait...
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Did you know that woman?
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Who? Lily? Never heard of her.
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You just said her name!
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What? No. You did.
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I have to go.
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Dang shadow travel.
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You know I can find you, right?
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I know where you live!
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♪ ♪
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Does Uncle Cruz know someone named Lily?
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Where'd you hear about Lily?
That's his ex-girlfriend.
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Wow! Uncle Cruz had a girlfriend?
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- Mm-hmm.
- But he hates things like talking
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and having fun and...
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people. What happened?
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Well, I'm guessing Uncle Cruz
constantly flaked on Lily,
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so she broke up with him.
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That about sums it up.
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When did they break up?
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Three years ago.
I was so sad when it ended.
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She was my size,
so we could've shared clothes.
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Well, sounds like she's
the one that got away.
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- From you...
- Hey!
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Cruz was pretty crushed
when she ended things.
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Now I get why he's always so cranky!
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He's heartbroken.
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If he wasn't so crabby,
my life would be so much easier.
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Yeah. Ours, too.
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We need to help Uncle Cruz
find love. He can't die alone
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with his protein powder and pizza pockets.
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Trust me, honey, I've tried,
but he hates being set up.
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He's also not an easy guy
to set up because...
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he's him.
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There has to be someone
out there for him.
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Some people prefer to be alone.
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Not everyone's lucky to find
the peanut butter to their jelly.
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Actually, you're the jelly
to my peanut butter
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because I'm a little nutty
and you're so sweet.
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- Aw...
- Mm...
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I have to get to school.
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The gym teacher is going on vacation,
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so I need to find a substitute.
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You know the one thing
there's no substitute for...
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Hm?
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Our love.
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Hello! Still digesting food here!
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You know what? I'll just take
a rain check on growing.
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-Aw!
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That's so sweet you want
to help your uncle find love.
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I mean, someone has to, or else
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he's gonna be a cranky loner
for the rest of his life.
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♪ ♪
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- Did you just see that?
- See what?
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- Alex was totally smiling at you!
- No, he wasn't!
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- That's just his face.
- I think he has a crush on you.
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You should accidentally
bump into him by his locker
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and start a convo!
I have the perfect icebreaker.
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Hey. What's up.
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I am so not doing that.
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Besides, I need to focus
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on finding Uncle Cruz a new girlfriend.
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But, who would want to date
a total cranky-pants
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who loves yelling at people,
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spends all of their time at the gym,
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and eats pizza pockets?
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Settle down, everyone!
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Since the school mandates I
teach you the five food groups,
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I give you humanity's gift
to on-the-go eating...
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pizza pockets.
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Wait.
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- She loves pizza pockets,
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spends a ton of time at the gym,
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and yells at people for fun.
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Pipe down!
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Coach Park is perfect for Uncle Cruz.
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I think you're right.
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I know I'm right.
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Trust me. I have this all figured out.
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Now, I just have to get them to meet.
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Rodriguez! Miller-Martinez! Zip it!
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Drop and give me 20.
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♪ ♪
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See? Aw, she's perfect for him!
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I'm so excited.
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- Hm. Helping me do dishes.
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What do you want?
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Just trying to make
my hardworking mom's life
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- a little easier.
- Hm.
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Speaking of which, you should ask
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Uncle Cruz to sub for the gym teacher.
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He needs to get out more.
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Right...
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Well, I am having trouble
finding a substitute,
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but there is no way he'd say yes.
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He does owe you for forgetting
your birthday last year.
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True...
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But I'm not gonna guilt trip him.
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You owe me, Cruz.
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Remember how you forgot
my birthday last year?
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Are you trying to guilt trip me?
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NINA
I always remember your birthday,
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and I make your favorite
enchiladas from scratch.
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So, that's a yes on the guilt trip.
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It takes me all day, but I still do it,
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despite having a full-time job,
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two kids, and carpal tunnel!
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- Okay.
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Fine. I'll do it.
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- Only if you really want to.
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♪ ♪
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Push with the elbows, with the elbows.
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There you go. Work the core.
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How exciting is this?
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Uncle Cruz and Coach Park
are just moments away
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from becoming a pizza pocket
filled with gym socks and love.
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Aw, I can't wait to be in love!
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Okay, I need help speeding things along.
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I don't want Uncle Cruz to spend
another second being unhappy.
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Hey, Coach Cruz.
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How fun is this?
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You and me, hanging out on my turf.
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New experiences, new people.
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In fact, why don't I introduce you
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to some new people right now?
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I can't stand new people.
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See her over there?
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That's Coach Park. What do you think?
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- I think she's over-inflating those balls.
- Right?
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I think you two would really hit it off.
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♪ ♪
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Come on.
You can't let your superhero life
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cramp your style.
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Besides, you need
to move on from Lily.
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Who told you about Lily?
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No one!
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Lucky guess?
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- Mom.
- You two need to mind your own business.
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- But, I--
- No! Discussion over!
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Unless you want the whole class
to run laps because of you!
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Hm! Hm!
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That didn't go well.
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Do you think he's not ready to date?
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- Maybe.
- Do you think it's too painful for him?
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- Probably.
- So you're going to give up?
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Absolutely not.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Paging moody uncle, party of one.
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He seems okay.
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Trust me.
The ingredients of that pizza pocket
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are mozzarella and misery.
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What should I do?
Coach Park and Uncle Cruz
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can't fall in love if they never meet.
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Why don't we discuss this during lunch?
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- Everyone's waiting for us.
- Let them wait.
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My hunger pangs will fuel my matchmaking.
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But, I got Gracie to grab
a table next to Alex's table,
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and she got her friend Cody to
make sure that Alex will sit
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at the end of the table next to our table,
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so it'll be like you guys
are having lunch together.
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Who does all of that crazy maneuvering
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just to get two people to meet and...
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Why didn't I think of it myself?
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Maya, you're a genius!
Thank you!
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You're welcome?
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♪ Young love ♪
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♪ Oh, oh... ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Oh, oh... ♪
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♪ ♪
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Yes!
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- Ah!
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- Oh...
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Those were the good beans!
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I'm so sorry.
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That was an accident. Uh,
l-let me help you clean that up,
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and then I-I'll buy you a new you lunch!
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So, I can be indebted to you? No, thanks.
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Next thing I know,
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you'll be asking me to help
you change a flat tire.
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Can I do it under 5 minutes
with one hand? Sure.
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But I'm a busy woman,
and I don't have time for your nonsense.
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Ah!
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I...
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♪ ♪
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That was hilarious.
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Was it? 'Cause I... I feel awful.
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Don't. Coach Park always eats my yogurt
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in the teacher's lounge fridge,
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so she kinda deserved it.
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- Hi. I'm Catalina.
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I'm the guidance counselor.
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Oh, I-I'm Cruz.
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Uh, yeah. Oh! If you're looking
for the regular gym teacher,
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I'm just subbing for him
while he's on vacation.
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I'm not.
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I'm just hiding from the students,
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taking a break from hearing
about their problems.
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Isn't it your job
to listen to their problems?
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Yes. Just not 24/7.
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Is that your lunch?
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There are much better foods
that come in pocket form.
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- You have to try these empanadas.
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They're from my favorite bakery.
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I'd commit a crime
to get my hands on these.
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- Oh no!
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I bought these
instead of paying my rent.
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Not really, but I would.
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♪ ♪
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Five-second rule?
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Eating off of a gym floor?
That's... pretty daring.
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I like to live life on the edge.
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Hm... Sweet.
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And now, Coach Park totally
hates Uncle Cruz because of me.
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Coach Park doesn't like anyone.
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I know! That's why she's
perfect for Uncle Cruz!
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Hey, Dad, what do you usually
do when Mom's upset with you?
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Why? Did she find the thing
I hid in the attic?
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- Hm?
- Hm?
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No clue what you're talking about.
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Good.
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Because I didn't hide
anything in the attic.
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But, if I did and your mom found it,
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then I'd buy her flowers.
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Flowers are a great idea.
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- What'd you hide in the attic?
- I told you! Nothing!
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Because we don't keep secrets
in this family, right?
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Yep! No secrets.
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♪ ♪
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00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,233
- Where are you going?
- Definitely not the attic.
263
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:03,699
I can't wait until Coach Park
sees the flowers
264
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,618
"Uncle Cruz" got her. When she does,
265
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,870
I know she'll totally
give him a second chance.
266
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,831
- Are you even listening to me?
267
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,751
Sorry. Alex just sent me the funniest meme
268
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,669
of a bunny who loves hip hop.
269
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:18,047
Get it? Bunny? Hip-hop?
270
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,800
- Unfortunately, I do.
271
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♪ ♪
272
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,976
I noticed you and Catalina
hitting it off yesterday.
273
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:31,936
Who?
274
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,647
Our beautiful guidance counselor,
275
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,733
who also happens to be single!
276
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:41,028
- Good morning, everyone.
- Morning, Catalina!
277
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,784
Relax. Try to smile.
278
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,745
What's this?
279
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,832
"Stealing a co-worker's yogurt
is a federal offense"?
280
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,336
I, uh, wanted to make sure
281
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,296
you had breakfast in case
you dropped your lunch
282
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,841
- all over the floor again.
283
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,717
My hero.
284
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,345
I don't know, you know--
285
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,180
Who put this in my cubby?
286
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,224
I don't know. Is there a card?
287
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,228
"Sorry I ruined your lunch.
288
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,689
"I'd love a second chance
at a first impression.
289
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,274
"X-O-X-O.
290
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Cruz."
291
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,235
♪ ♪
292
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,319
What?
293
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:26,907
- Wait, I didn't... That wasn't...
294
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,450
Catalina, that wasn't me--
295
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,953
Slow down, cowboy. I'm not interested.
296
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,081
- Uh--
- Plus, I'm way out of your league,
297
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,000
but thanks for these.
298
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,668
Catalina, wait!
299
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,755
No need to thank me.
300
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:45,175
And FYI, cash for the flowers is fine.
301
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,887
Wait, you sent the flowers to Coach Park?
302
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:51,223
Yeah, but I put your name on
the card. Pretty clever, huh?
303
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,687
Is this a situation where
your face is saying no,
304
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,397
but your mind is saying yes?
305
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,774
No one asked you to do that.
306
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,776
For the last time,
stop meddling in my life
307
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,236
and stay out of my business.
308
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,406
But, I was just trying
to help you find love.
309
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,867
Well, you just did the opposite of that!
310
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,705
♪ ♪
311
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,084
I'm the worst matchmaker ever.
312
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,753
Uncle Cruz is mad at me
313
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,756
and said I did the opposite
of helping him find love.
314
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,174
How did I help him find war?
315
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,842
You're being too hard on yourself.
316
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,678
Uncle Cruz is
gonna be sad and alone
317
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,097
for the rest of his life because of me.
318
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,599
I just want him to be happy.
319
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,476
And I want you to be happy.
320
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,270
That's why you should give Alex a chance.
321
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,023
He's so cute and smart and funny.
322
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,775
You know what?
323
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:45,444
It kinda sounds like you like Alex.
324
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:48,781
What? That's not true, is it?
325
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,240
Oh my gosh, it is! Ah!
326
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,120
- I do like Alex.
- You should tell him.
327
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,166
I will. See? You are good at matchmaking.
328
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,797
♪ ♪
329
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,883
- About today...
330
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,593
- Stop talking.
- But, I--
331
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,971
Opening your mouth and having
sounds come out of it
332
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,514
is talking.
333
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:17,059
- You can't avoid this convo forever.
334
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,772
Or I guess you can.
335
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,817
Just so you know,
this is why you're still single!
336
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:32,491
- Ugh. Can't I ever get a break from you?
337
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:33,742
No.
338
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,036
Can you please tell me what I did wrong?
339
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,372
I was just trying to help you
get a date with Coach Park.
340
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,749
- I'm not interested in Coach Park.
341
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,626
- Oh.
342
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,629
Wait! do you like someone else?
343
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,132
You do! Who?
344
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,509
If you tell me, I'll mop the gym every day
345
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:51,969
for a month for free.
346
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,054
Actually, let's be real.
I'm never going to do that.
347
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,765
So, just tell me who you like.
348
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,559
Come on! Who is it?
349
00:16:58,642 --> 00:16:59,768
If you don't tell me who it is, then
350
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,937
I'll just have to guess who
it is and set you up with them.
351
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,190
And you know how that turned out.
You have to tell me!
352
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,942
Please, please, please!
353
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,236
- It's Catalina! Now, stop.
354
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:12,281
- What? The new guidance counselor?
355
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,949
- No, the island.
356
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,784
Wow.
357
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,204
But, she's so friendly and normal.
358
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:24,043
I'm sorry I messed everything up.
359
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,796
It's okay. I know you meant well.
360
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,258
♪ ♪
361
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,802
Even though you're always yelling at me,
362
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,263
I want you to be happy.
363
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,973
You're my nino.
364
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,146
- A comer.
365
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:47,691
♪ ♪
366
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,405
Hey, Ms. Rivera.
367
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,365
I probably shouldn't be here
368
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,160
since someone, who will remain anonymous,
369
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:00,788
doesn't want me meddling
in their personal life.
370
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,790
But, I feel like I should
meddle one last time
371
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,000
to fix my original misguided meddling.
372
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,169
Okay...
373
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:15,803
So, let's say I thought
a certain grumpy guy
374
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,222
wanted to date a certain grumpy lady.
375
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,557
So, I sent the grumpy lady flowers
376
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,227
and said they're from the grumpy guy.
377
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,228
Uh-huh...
378
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:29,399
But, the grumpy guy actually
likes someone else.
379
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,736
Someone who isn't grumpy at all.
380
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,280
Someone who's really
good at guiding people.
381
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,910
I think I get where
you're going with this.
382
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:42,788
You do? 'Cause, honestly, I don't.
383
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,414
I thought I had it all figured out,
384
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:47,292
but now, it just seems like
when it comes to love,
385
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:48,836
no one really knows anything.
386
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,672
Sounds like you understand just fine.
387
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,635
Did you talk to Alex?
388
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,053
Does he have boyfriend potential?
389
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,389
I did, and he does have
boyfriend potential,
390
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:03,142
but not for me since he's gay.
We had the best convo though,
391
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,726
and we're playing
"Active Duty" this weekend.
392
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,770
New friend? Even better.
393
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,941
- Come on, hustle. Mm?
394
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,402
Look.
395
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:16,155
- Hi.
- Hi.
396
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:20,159
I was wondering,
have you heard of Rosa's cafe?
397
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,119
Uh, no. No, I-I don't think so.
398
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:25,789
It's a new empanada place
that I've been wanting to try.
399
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,167
And they actually serve
food on their plates
400
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,376
instead of the floor.
401
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,838
That sounds like how normal people eat.
402
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,382
We should check it out.
403
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,634
Oh... I...
404
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:38,635
I'm busy for the next six months.
405
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,724
- Kidding.
406
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:45,684
How about... Saturday?
407
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,520
Sounds perfect.
408
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,570
Okay. I was definitely getting
409
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,739
some Cruzalina vibes from that convo.
410
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,241
Never say Cruzalina again
411
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,701
unless you enjoy scrubbing toilets.
412
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:03,827
But you guys have a date, right?
413
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,831
I'm pretty good at reading lips.
Yeah, it's a talent.
414
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:11,627
I'm right! See, technically,
415
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,170
my meddling worked out after all.
416
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,796
If I hadn't convinced Mom to hire you,
417
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,506
you would have never met Catalina.
418
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,800
I'm really feeling the urge
to do a victory dance right now.
419
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,177
Please don't.
420
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,638
And for the last time, no more meddling.
421
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,515
Okay. I promise to stop
meddling in your love life.
422
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,309
But I am gonna have to meddle
with your wardrobe.
423
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,603
First of all, don't wear
gym clothes on your date.
424
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,813
You should wear a shirt
with sleeves and buttons.
425
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,857
Definitely a shirt
with sleeves and buttons.
426
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,275
Forget it. We should go shopping.
427
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,694
Go finish your exercises.
428
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,155
- Dancing counts as an exercise.
429
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,409
I was right. I was right.
430
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:49,206
♪ ♪
431
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,585
♪ ♪
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