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1x12 - Me Time
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Yes, it is New York City,
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and no, tornados don't
tear up the avenues here every day.
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Or ever. Luckily New York
has me, Spider-Man,
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and luckily I have my Spidey-Cycle.
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I love being me right now!
Woo-hoo!
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Finally!
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I was startin' to wonder
how much damage it took
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to draw out a hero-shaped
punching bag!
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Hero? That's not a name
I get called much.
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Now I'm gonna feel bad
takin' you down, Whirlwind.
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Whirlwind to Octagon.
Bug took the bait.
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Wh-wh...
Ow!
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Come on out, spider!
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Squashing you will be a breeze.
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What guy has two thumbs and the
courage to pull this thing off?
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This guy!
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Go, me!
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Whirlwind?
What's happening? Whirlwind!
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Oh. Hey, kids.
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Stay in school.
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Textbook take-down
of Whirlwind, kid, but...
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I'd stay downwind
of my breath, Fury.
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But you're still doin' way
too much collateral damage.
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Damage?
What damage?
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It was like that
when I got here?
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That's not coming out
of my allowance, is it?
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Nothing a couple hours' training
back at SHIELD won't fix.
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- Let's go.
- Uh, no.
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A few hours in "Fury time"
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means the rest of the
weekend in real time.
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You said if I pulled this off,
I'd get some "me time."
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Call if there's a real
emergency.
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- Oh, cool! The Spider-Cycle!
- Oh, look at that!
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You might wanna rinse that out.
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On my own, and no Nick Fury.
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Peter,
got a call from the gals
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to do something
in the great outdoors.
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Leftovers in the fridge.
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Back Sunday.
Love, Aunt May.
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What's she doing this time?
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Eat my dust!
It's high in fiber!
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Ugh.
Maybe I'd rather not know.
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Wait. I have the whole
place to myself?
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Peter Parker's Spidey-pad
is open for business!
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Good night, New York!
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This is the life. What next?
Spaghetti bath?
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A camera?
Who's spying on me?
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Dr. Doom? Wizard?
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Fury?
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Fury!
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I'm Nick Fury,
Director of SHIELD,
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and I can tell you what you had
for breakfast this morning.
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Blah blah blah!
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- You think this is funny?
- High-larious.
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You think this is fair?
Go on. Explain it.
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I'm sure you've got
some whopper of a reason
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for spying on me in my own
home like I'm a common criminal.
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There's a little thing
called trust.
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Besides, what if Aunt May was,
y'know, not decent?
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This ain't my first rodeo, kid.
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What does that even mean? And why
is it your answer for everything?
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This ain't my first rodeo, kid.
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This ain't my first rodeo, kids.
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- This ain't...
- Your first rodeo. We know.
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You're spying on me?
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- Basic security protocols.
- Like I'm some rookie
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who hasn't earned your trust
a gajillion times already?
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You signed off on this when
you signed up for SHIELD.
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No way I did!
Did I?
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This authorizes us to place
security cameras at your home for...
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Ooh!
When do I get my jet-pack?
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Look, Parker, you're not
some special case.
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Every one of you SHIELD kids
signed off on this.
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I'd like to see you prove that.
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Yeah, I signed it. Who wouldn't
sign it? We had to sign it...
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Yo, if Fury says you signed it,
you signed it. Man up.
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Sometimes the act of watching is
not the same as the act of seeing.
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Of course I signed it.
Loving my jet-pack, by the way.
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I hate how thorough you are.
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And why give a jet-pack
to a guy who can already fly?
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It's not to spy on you.
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It's to look out for your
aunt when you're not home.
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La la la la!
Not listening, Fury!
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You lost me at "hello."
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I didn't sign on so you
could monitor my life.
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And as of now, you don't.
I'm off for the weekend.
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Think about what you're doin'.
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What I'm doing
is having fun for once.
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And what I'm thinking
about is all that stuff
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had better be out of my
house when I get back.
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And... and...
where exactly is my jet-pack?
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Until you can answer that
one, I'm off the clock.
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Spider-Man, to find out
your every secret,
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I must capture you.
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Susceptibility to Vertigo.
Noted.
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More observing, Octavius?
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You waste my time,
you squander my money,
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you try my patience...
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I think it's time I pulled the plug
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on this little science project of yours.
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You know I have the means.
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What do you think?
More patience?
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Or a simple ka-boom?
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Do not treat me like a child,
Osborn! I'm almost there.
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Trust me, what I learned
from Whirlwind this morning...
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I did trust you.
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Gave you all the time in the world
and one simple task:
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Learn the secrets of Spider-Man's powers
so I could exploit them as a weapon.
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Do I have those secrets? No.
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Do I have an army
of Spider-Men to sell?
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I do not.
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Why shouldn't I blow your lab
to kingdom come right now?
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Because I... I...
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have a fail-safe contingency.
I will bring him in myself.
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What's so funny?
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A shut-in scientist who can't
even wipe his own mouth...
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well, without those
tentacles, at least.
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By the way, you're welcome
for those... again.
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Sundown, Octavius.
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No results? You're off
the payroll permanently.
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Results?
Oh, just wait, Norman.
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Just you wait till
I get my new hands on him.
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- Are you scared?
- Oh, yeah!
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My Spidey-Sense is tingling,
and I like it!
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Feels like you could fall
out at any minute, right?
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Spider-guy?
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Spider-Man...
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allow me to introduce myself!
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Worst "me day" ever.
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He called me a shut-in.
Prattled on about my uselessness.
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I hope he can see me
now that I have you.
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First of all, who is he?
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You should reference
all your pronouns.
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And second of all,
you don't have me!
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Hey, day off! And who are
you supposed to be anyway?
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Captain Cockroach?
The Enemy Anemone?
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- Crab Claw Clem?
- I am a Doctor!
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You need a doctor!
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And a very elaborate
straitjacket!
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I am not insane.
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I am the twilight
of your creeping existence.
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Nope. Nothing insane about
that statement, mister.
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Doctor!
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Doctor? What, do you
have a PhD in squid arms?
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Hey! That's a good
handle for you...
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Doctor Octopus.
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Catchy, huh?
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Do not mock me!
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Fun fact: Octopi can't fly!
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So, happy landings.
Yikes!
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He should have trusted me
to capture you.
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I should have trusted myself!
Oh, this is magnificent.
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Again with the he?
Who he?
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I'll worry about him.
You worry about me!
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Ok, he's actually
starting to scare me.
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You're so much more
impressive in person.
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I can't wait to dissect you.
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Dissect? You?
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I file villains like you
before home room.
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You're outta your league,
Doc Ock!
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And what's yours, spider?
Little League?
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Comedy violation!
Flag on the joke!
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First down, Spider-Man!
Resume play!
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I know far more about
you than you realize.
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This morning I was on the
verge of losing everything.
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Now, I'm this close
to proving my worth
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by the might of my own hand!
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Yeah, I wouldn't
exactly call that a hand.
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Wait! Wait!
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Before I go, I need
to point out one thing.
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A final request?
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You do know an octopus
has eight limbs,
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hence the word "octo," right?
Things to think about.
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I know you, Spider-Man.
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You care deeply for others.
Don't you?
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- Put him down!
- Make me.
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I think I had this same
conversation in the second grade.
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- Get off!
- Make me!
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Jungle gym!
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Let go of my arm!
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I never understood the joy
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of hunting down
another living creature.
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- But you have taught me.
- I suggest a new barber.
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Or just give me a bowl and some
cliers and I can hook you right up.
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Witty until the end.
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- Commendable, but pointless.
- You know what's shocking?
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Comedy violation!
Flag on the joke!
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First down, Doc Ock!
Resume play!
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Yeah, I know, I know.
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That "shocking" line wasn't
exactly classic, but...
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Eww.
I look as wavy and saggy
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as Doctor Wavy and Saggy out there.
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I was handsome once.
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This can be yours,
for three easy payments
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of go home forever and
never come outside again.
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Do you have any idea how many
years of bad luck you just bought?
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- You're trying my temper.
- And I don't like it!
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Comedy violation!
Flag on the jo...
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Oh, come on,
that was a good one.
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See, he said
"Trying my temper,"
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and acted like
I tried it and didn't like...
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Never mind.
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Told you not to go it alone.
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This is the Hall of Mirrors,
not the Hall of Life Lessons.
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You're coming with me.
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Over my dead body!
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If you insist.
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They call this a fun house?
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And what excuse will you
bore me with today
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before I cut your purse strings
and cast you off forever, Octavius?
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- I believe you owe me an apology.
- Is he...
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Just asleep, for now.
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So, I just wanted to, y'know,
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admit that I may
have been a tad hasty
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in giving you back
my communicator.
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Now you see where our intrusiveness
comes in handy sometimes?
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Absolutely.
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We're not really having
this conversation, are we?
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Nope.
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He's stirring.
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You need to find out what
gives him his powers and...
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I'll find out what I choose to
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and let you know
when and if I feel like it!
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Don't you dare
talk to me like that.
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Octavius out.
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This won't hurt... for long.
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You might want to wake up now.
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Such a clever bug.
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It's arachnid! And you
call yourself a doctor?
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Stay still!
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Call me crazy,
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but I'm not into the whole
neck buzzsaw thing!
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What are you
doing? Complete my mission,
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or I will destroy you,
you incompetent fool!
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Here's some news for you!
I have a mission of my own!
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Get out of my head!
Stop tormenting me!
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Hey! Are you talking
to "him" again?
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Tell him to show himself
so I can web-slap both of you.
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Can I borrow a phone?
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I want to see if my buddy Nick Fury
can hop on over and pop you one!
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Doesn't anyone
have a land-line anymore?
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Nice aquarium.
245
00:16:27,205 --> 00:16:29,159
We're underwater? Great.
246
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:35,019
What to get for the SHIELD
Director who has everything?
247
00:16:35,053 --> 00:16:37,984
An aquatically themed
lunatic with a doctorate!
248
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:42,109
Who apparently doesn't own
a cell phone, either!
249
00:16:48,199 --> 00:16:50,236
Uh-oh. Stalker.
250
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:53,010
Spied on twice in one day.
251
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:56,357
Let me guess. You're just looking
out for my best interests, too?
252
00:16:59,171 --> 00:17:01,976
My only interest is my own.
253
00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:05,282
Everything I am...
everything I've become...
254
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requires that you be
put down like a sick pet.
255
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,990
Yeah. Thought so. But bonus
points for calling me pet.
256
00:17:13,024 --> 00:17:15,860
Seriously, though,
what's up, Doc?
257
00:17:15,894 --> 00:17:18,029
I want to know
what makes you tick,
258
00:17:18,063 --> 00:17:20,064
and that requires
that you perish!
259
00:17:20,098 --> 00:17:21,966
Crazy stalker says what?
260
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,267
- What?
- Too easy.
261
00:17:28,106 --> 00:17:30,140
These look important!
262
00:17:32,911 --> 00:17:34,912
What a sticky situation.
263
00:17:34,947 --> 00:17:36,981
Boom! Quip of the day!
264
00:17:38,983 --> 00:17:40,916
You've blown it, Octavius.
265
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:44,019
And while I will regret
losing the spider,
266
00:17:44,054 --> 00:17:46,989
I can't have him
tracing you back to me.
267
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,025
You're fired.
268
00:18:04,076 --> 00:18:05,376
Oh. It's you.
269
00:18:05,411 --> 00:18:07,846
Save the sugar!
I'm flooding here!
270
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,147
What's your location?
271
00:18:09,182 --> 00:18:11,283
I don't know!
Doctor Octopus' lab!
272
00:18:11,317 --> 00:18:12,951
Doctor what?
273
00:18:12,985 --> 00:18:15,052
Look, I need help...
underwater! Quick!
274
00:18:15,087 --> 00:18:16,954
Lock onto the signal, fast!
275
00:18:16,989 --> 00:18:19,123
I'm too pretty to drown!
276
00:18:19,158 --> 00:18:22,193
Got it! You're a hundred
feet under the east river!
277
00:18:22,228 --> 00:18:23,995
- How did... ?
- Look, I'm sorry!
278
00:18:24,029 --> 00:18:26,097
Ok? Is that what
you wanna hear first?
279
00:18:26,132 --> 00:18:28,867
I was wrong
to take my "me time."
280
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:32,037
Now trace this link because
my Spidey-sense is going crazy!
281
00:18:32,071 --> 00:18:33,205
- Duck!
- Duck?
282
00:18:33,239 --> 00:18:35,173
No, fish mostly. Oh!
283
00:18:43,283 --> 00:18:45,184
Fury! Get here!
284
00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:01,196
Dude, does "imminent danger"
mean nothing to you?
285
00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:03,165
Get off!
286
00:19:05,101 --> 00:19:07,235
This is gonna be bad, isn't...
287
00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:21,983
on:
I'm saving your life
288
00:19:22,018 --> 00:19:25,053
because it's the right thing
to do, even on my day off!
289
00:19:25,087 --> 00:19:28,190
on:
I'm only saving you
290
00:19:28,224 --> 00:19:31,259
so I can come make fun of your
name while you're in prison!
291
00:19:49,081 --> 00:19:51,983
- Wake up again?
- That would help, sure.
292
00:19:53,219 --> 00:19:56,955
Uh, how long was I asleep?
293
00:19:56,989 --> 00:19:59,357
Try unconscious.
And lucky to be alive.
294
00:19:59,391 --> 00:20:03,128
Ugh. Feel like I've had
the Hulk dropped on me.
295
00:20:04,297 --> 00:20:06,164
Oh. Smells like it, too!
296
00:20:06,198 --> 00:20:09,033
We got your signal, but by
the time SHIELD arrived,
297
00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:10,334
there was nothing salvageable left.
298
00:20:10,369 --> 00:20:12,904
- Doc Ock?
- No trace.
299
00:20:12,938 --> 00:20:17,075
Whoever was behind the lab explosion
did not want anything to be found.
300
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:19,078
And there was some pretty
advanced tech wreckage, too.
301
00:20:19,112 --> 00:20:21,213
I really screwed
this one up, huh?
302
00:20:21,248 --> 00:20:23,249
Some of us have to
learn the hard way,
303
00:20:23,283 --> 00:20:25,284
but believe it or not,
you did good work today.
304
00:20:25,318 --> 00:20:27,153
Doc Connors is very pleased.
305
00:20:27,187 --> 00:20:28,988
This is incredible.
306
00:20:29,023 --> 00:20:31,357
You came back with a very
unique cybernetic device.
307
00:20:31,392 --> 00:20:34,194
You were clutching onto it
like your life depended on it.
308
00:20:34,228 --> 00:20:36,363
Hey, Nick?
I can call you Nick, right?
309
00:20:41,135 --> 00:20:43,236
Director Fury, I just want to say
310
00:20:43,271 --> 00:20:46,973
I appreciate what you
and SHIELD have done for me.
311
00:20:47,008 --> 00:20:49,943
Honestly,
I'm a better hero for it.
312
00:20:49,978 --> 00:20:54,181
And I do want to keep Aunt May safe
from nut jobs like octopus so...
313
00:20:54,215 --> 00:20:58,051
Compromise?
One camera outside,
314
00:20:58,085 --> 00:21:00,086
and you destroy
all the existing footage?
315
00:21:00,121 --> 00:21:02,189
And you can consider me
back on the clock.
316
00:21:02,223 --> 00:21:06,162
Parker, for a snot-nosed kid,
that's a pretty adult thing to say.
317
00:21:06,196 --> 00:21:08,364
Hey, this ain't my first rodeo.
318
00:21:10,301 --> 00:21:12,268
That's a joke.
319
00:21:12,303 --> 00:21:15,238
Seriously, though, you're gonna
destroy those tapes, right?
320
00:21:15,272 --> 00:21:18,208
Erased.
Within 24 hours.
321
00:21:18,242 --> 00:21:19,376
23 hours,
23 minutes later.
322
00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:23,113
"And then, the second
little pig said..."
323
00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:28,285
I'm Nova. I have a jet-pack,
and I don't even need it.
324
00:21:28,319 --> 00:21:33,957
Best security tape ever!
325
00:21:39,644 --> 00:21:42,466
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