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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,654 --> 00:00:19,335 - Is that... oh, it's okay. - You... it's just... 2 00:00:19,359 --> 00:00:21,161 Can we just-just like that? Is that good? 3 00:00:21,196 --> 00:00:22,596 Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, we can go slow. 4 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:34,273 - You close? - Um, I... 5 00:00:34,308 --> 00:00:36,275 I think I lost it. 6 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:38,310 - That's okay. - Yeah. 7 00:00:38,345 --> 00:00:40,510 - But do you want to... - Stop? Yeah, no, we can stop. 8 00:00:40,545 --> 00:00:42,677 Oh, oh, great, yeah-yeah, I have to go to work. 9 00:00:42,712 --> 00:00:44,162 - So, okay, all right. - Yeah, no, that's okay. 10 00:00:44,186 --> 00:00:45,416 Good try. 11 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:51,191 Do you wanna try again tonight? 12 00:00:51,226 --> 00:00:53,523 Maybe? I don't know, I'm supposed to meet 13 00:00:53,558 --> 00:00:55,162 with Doug later, so I don't really know 14 00:00:55,197 --> 00:00:56,306 what kind of mood I'm gonna be in. 15 00:00:56,330 --> 00:00:57,626 Sorry, I always forget 16 00:00:57,661 --> 00:00:58,701 you have a parole officer. 17 00:00:58,728 --> 00:01:00,431 He's a probation officer. 18 00:01:00,466 --> 00:01:01,707 It's not a parole... I didn't go to jail. 19 00:01:01,731 --> 00:01:03,335 That's the difference, I keep 20 00:01:03,370 --> 00:01:05,205 explaining that, and you don't... 21 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:07,273 Do you wanna try this weekend? 22 00:01:07,308 --> 00:01:08,868 Maybe! 23 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,696 Hi. 24 00:01:34,731 --> 00:01:36,445 My name's Jack Brown, I was curious if I could 25 00:01:36,469 --> 00:01:37,677 talk to you about saving the planet today. 26 00:01:37,701 --> 00:01:39,371 Uh, no, no. 27 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,744 Oh, hi, did you want a fitting room, 28 00:01:49,779 --> 00:01:51,284 or should I wrap it up for you? 29 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:52,681 - Just ring it up please. - Okay. 30 00:01:52,716 --> 00:01:54,584 Can you put me on the list? 31 00:01:54,619 --> 00:01:56,322 - Yeah, sure, of course. - For, like, 32 00:01:56,357 --> 00:01:58,192 - not to come back? - "Do not come back." 33 00:01:58,227 --> 00:01:59,897 I wanna... I wanna be on the list that's like, 34 00:01:59,921 --> 00:02:02,460 never come here again for you and your peers. 35 00:02:03,892 --> 00:02:05,529 I'll take this too. 36 00:02:05,564 --> 00:02:07,465 Oh, um, off the mannequin? 37 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:09,929 Just... I'll take it. 38 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:12,305 Okay. 39 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,835 - Hey-yo! - Hey, my name's Jack Brown. 40 00:02:14,870 --> 00:02:17,376 Yeah, you're from Titty Bingo. 41 00:02:17,411 --> 00:02:18,740 Excuse me? 42 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:23,811 You know what? Never mind. 43 00:02:23,846 --> 00:02:25,615 Wait, no, what's... What's Titty Bingo? 44 00:02:25,650 --> 00:02:27,848 Oh, that's from the Spring Resort collection. 45 00:02:30,853 --> 00:02:32,787 - Yes. - Okay. 46 00:02:36,793 --> 00:02:37,891 Why? 47 00:02:42,832 --> 00:02:44,535 Oh, hey, welcome to the store... 48 00:02:44,570 --> 00:02:45,932 Just looking. 49 00:03:01,785 --> 00:03:03,620 Caught you! 50 00:03:04,986 --> 00:03:06,920 - Um... - Where's that from? 51 00:03:06,955 --> 00:03:09,692 - Um, the... sorry? - The wine. 52 00:03:09,727 --> 00:03:12,959 Oh, uh... the bottle? 53 00:03:12,994 --> 00:03:14,763 You're fun. 54 00:03:14,798 --> 00:03:16,237 You're fun. That's a fun answer. 55 00:03:18,835 --> 00:03:20,769 Mm... mm! 56 00:03:20,804 --> 00:03:22,969 Ugh, who serves room temperature rosé? 57 00:03:23,004 --> 00:03:24,971 Ugh, my boss. 58 00:03:27,943 --> 00:03:29,349 That dress is good on you. 59 00:03:29,384 --> 00:03:30,878 Uh, it... it's not mine, 60 00:03:30,913 --> 00:03:32,319 we, you know, we have to wear stuff 61 00:03:32,354 --> 00:03:33,914 from the store, so... 62 00:03:33,949 --> 00:03:36,455 I mean, I... 63 00:03:36,490 --> 00:03:38,721 I would love to show you something similar, 64 00:03:38,756 --> 00:03:40,470 or you could even... You could try this one on. 65 00:03:40,494 --> 00:03:42,461 Why'd you do that? 66 00:03:42,496 --> 00:03:44,694 Well, I work here, so. 67 00:03:44,729 --> 00:03:48,368 No, why'd you deflect when I gave you a compliment? 68 00:03:48,403 --> 00:03:49,732 - Oh, I... - Is that something 69 00:03:49,767 --> 00:03:51,734 - you normally do? - Um... 70 00:03:51,769 --> 00:03:53,934 You shouldn't do that. 71 00:03:53,969 --> 00:03:55,639 No, we would never talk to anyone else 72 00:03:55,674 --> 00:03:57,311 the way we talk to ourselves. 73 00:03:57,346 --> 00:03:58,675 My friend Renée Brown says that. 74 00:03:58,710 --> 00:04:00,545 - Oh... - Come with me. 75 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:04,813 Oh, my God, you're so tall. 76 00:04:04,848 --> 00:04:08,421 - I know. - No, it's amazing. 77 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:11,391 You're like a valkyrie or an Amazonian. 78 00:04:11,426 --> 00:04:13,393 You look like Wonder Woman. 79 00:04:13,428 --> 00:04:15,923 Look at you, you're so powerful. 80 00:04:15,958 --> 00:04:17,595 You look amazing, right? 81 00:04:18,664 --> 00:04:20,961 Say it. 82 00:04:20,996 --> 00:04:22,699 You look amazing. 83 00:04:22,734 --> 00:04:25,702 - Say it. - No, it's... no. 84 00:04:25,737 --> 00:04:27,803 - You look amazing. - I... 85 00:04:29,004 --> 00:04:30,938 "I look amazing." 86 00:04:30,973 --> 00:04:32,742 Now you. 87 00:04:32,777 --> 00:04:34,007 I look amazing. 88 00:04:34,042 --> 00:04:35,712 Yeah, one more time. 89 00:04:35,747 --> 00:04:38,077 - I look amazing. - Okay, one more time. 90 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:40,519 - I look amazing. - Now I believe you. 91 00:04:42,050 --> 00:04:44,556 We're just having fun. 92 00:04:44,591 --> 00:04:46,723 I love that. I'm Catherine. People call me Cat. 93 00:04:46,758 --> 00:04:48,725 I'm Lindsay. People just... 94 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,793 - Lindz? - call me Lindsay. 95 00:04:50,828 --> 00:04:53,026 I'm gonna call you Lindz. 96 00:04:53,061 --> 00:04:54,764 You're about to go on break, right? 97 00:04:54,799 --> 00:04:56,128 - Oh, I don't... - I feel like 98 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,064 you're about to go on break. 99 00:04:58,099 --> 00:05:01,133 In the back of my mind, I just, I've always wanted 100 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:03,641 to be a designer, and then I got... 101 00:05:03,676 --> 00:05:05,643 I don't know, here I am. 102 00:05:05,678 --> 00:05:08,712 Working at a store, and Jack is... 103 00:05:08,747 --> 00:05:10,450 I'm sorry, I'm a little embarrassed, 104 00:05:10,485 --> 00:05:11,979 I'm just, I'm rambling on and on. 105 00:05:12,014 --> 00:05:13,717 - No, no-no. - I... we should... 106 00:05:13,752 --> 00:05:15,389 Let's just stop talking about me. 107 00:05:15,424 --> 00:05:18,425 Lindz, honestly, 108 00:05:18,460 --> 00:05:20,130 I'm just happy to be talking to another person 109 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:22,121 - who's married. - Oh, are your friends 110 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:24,123 - not married? - Well, I don't really... 111 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:26,664 - have a lot of friends. - Oh, my God. 112 00:05:26,699 --> 00:05:28,996 - I don't either. - Well, who has time? 113 00:05:29,031 --> 00:05:31,097 - Right? - You know? Work, kids. 114 00:05:31,132 --> 00:05:33,000 - Blah. - Oh, you have kids. 115 00:05:33,035 --> 00:05:34,705 Twins. You don't? 116 00:05:34,740 --> 00:05:36,740 Oh, no, no. 117 00:05:36,775 --> 00:05:38,940 No twins, no kids, um, 118 00:05:38,975 --> 00:05:40,909 we, you know, we talked about it, 119 00:05:40,944 --> 00:05:42,977 and it's not like we're not... not trying, 120 00:05:43,012 --> 00:05:44,781 we're just not trying, 121 00:05:44,816 --> 00:05:46,178 - you know? - Well, good for you. 122 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:48,048 We need more wine. 123 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:49,753 - What's her name? - Um, Georgia? 124 00:05:49,788 --> 00:05:51,183 Georgia! 125 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,921 - Hey, Georgia! - Oh, God. 126 00:05:52,956 --> 00:05:54,692 Yeah, you. 127 00:05:56,795 --> 00:05:58,498 Is there something I can help you with? 128 00:05:58,533 --> 00:06:00,434 My friend Lindz is entertaining me, 129 00:06:00,469 --> 00:06:02,161 and we would just love another bottle 130 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:03,613 of that delicious rosé you're pouring. 131 00:06:03,637 --> 00:06:05,802 Oh, Lindz, is it now? 132 00:06:05,837 --> 00:06:07,705 Well, Lindz, if your friend isn't 133 00:06:07,740 --> 00:06:09,080 going to buy anything, I'm going to have to ask her 134 00:06:09,104 --> 00:06:11,137 - to leave. - Is she talking to me? 135 00:06:11,172 --> 00:06:13,645 - Yes, I am. - I'm sorry. 136 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:17,143 - You're going to leave. - Oh, okay. 137 00:06:17,178 --> 00:06:19,046 I... okay, I think she's mad. 138 00:06:19,081 --> 00:06:21,554 Um, Lindz, you get commission, right? 139 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:24,722 - Yeah. - Yeah, great, okay. 140 00:06:24,757 --> 00:06:27,791 Georgia? I'm gonna take care of this. 141 00:06:27,826 --> 00:06:29,661 Have you ever thought about meditating? 142 00:06:29,696 --> 00:06:32,763 So, then Cat points to an entire rack and says, 143 00:06:32,798 --> 00:06:34,633 "I'll take all of that in a size two." 144 00:06:34,668 --> 00:06:35,997 Points to another rack and says, 145 00:06:36,032 --> 00:06:37,768 "I'll take all of that in a size four," 146 00:06:37,803 --> 00:06:39,583 because she gains weight when they go to France. 147 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:41,244 And then she says, "I'll take all of the boots 148 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:43,906 in a seven, and then whatever Lindz likes." 149 00:06:43,941 --> 00:06:46,139 - Ooh, "Lindz." - Yeah, whatever Lindz likes. 150 00:06:46,174 --> 00:06:48,009 You fucking hate when people call you Lindz. 151 00:06:48,044 --> 00:06:50,209 What? No, I... sorry, what was I saying? 152 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,244 You just threw me off track. 153 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:55,082 Uh, boots and then whatever Lindz likes. 154 00:06:55,117 --> 00:06:57,788 Yes, whatever Lindz likes from the jewelry. 155 00:06:57,823 --> 00:06:59,691 "You know what, actually I'm just gonna take 156 00:06:59,726 --> 00:07:01,253 - "all of the jewelry." - Oh, fuck. 157 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:03,827 Yeah! "And I want it hand-wrapped", 158 00:07:03,862 --> 00:07:05,994 individually, by you." 159 00:07:06,029 --> 00:07:09,162 - She said that to Georgia? - To Georgia. 160 00:07:09,197 --> 00:07:11,230 - And you're not fired? - No! 161 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:13,001 I sold more in ten minutes 162 00:07:13,036 --> 00:07:14,706 than that boutique has sold in six months. 163 00:07:14,741 --> 00:07:17,577 - Nice. - Then she takes my phone, 164 00:07:17,612 --> 00:07:18,842 she puts her number in it, 165 00:07:18,877 --> 00:07:20,745 and says, "You and Jack" 166 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:22,648 "have to go to Sonoma next weekend 167 00:07:22,683 --> 00:07:24,848 - "with Matt and I." - ♪ Sonoma ♪ 168 00:07:24,883 --> 00:07:27,521 Yeah, Cat says it's the new Napa. 169 00:07:29,855 --> 00:07:31,591 Did you hear what I just said? 170 00:07:31,626 --> 00:07:34,187 What? Yeah, no, yeah, it's wild. 171 00:07:34,222 --> 00:07:36,761 Do we not get the MLB network anymore? 172 00:07:36,796 --> 00:07:38,829 Do you wanna go? 173 00:07:38,864 --> 00:07:40,765 - What? - Do you wanna go? 174 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,635 - What, to Napa? - Sonoma? 175 00:07:44,837 --> 00:07:47,233 - Jack. - Bottom of the third... 176 00:07:47,268 --> 00:07:48,784 I mean, don't you think that's kind of weird? 177 00:07:48,808 --> 00:07:51,204 Uh, no. Do not cross-examine. 178 00:07:51,239 --> 00:07:53,844 I'm not, I just... You don't know this Kate. 179 00:07:53,879 --> 00:07:55,846 - Cat. - Right, but this person 180 00:07:55,881 --> 00:07:57,287 just, like, blows into your store, apparently 181 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:59,080 buys everything in it, and then you get 182 00:07:59,115 --> 00:08:00,895 a huge commission... which, like, you know, awesome. 183 00:08:00,919 --> 00:08:02,325 And then she just invites you to Sedona? 184 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:03,590 - Sonoma. - What did I say? 185 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:05,185 Sedona. 186 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:07,022 My point being, you know, this could be 187 00:08:07,057 --> 00:08:09,024 some weird, rich person sex thing 188 00:08:09,059 --> 00:08:10,927 - or, like, purge thing. - "Purge"? 189 00:08:10,962 --> 00:08:12,830 Yeah, like the movies, like... like maybe 190 00:08:12,865 --> 00:08:14,337 they wanna hunt us for sport, did you think about that? 191 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,702 No, I didn't, Jack, because I'm not an idiot. 192 00:08:16,737 --> 00:08:18,869 Nice, nice, that's good. 193 00:08:21,005 --> 00:08:22,939 I'm sorry. 194 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:30,914 I would really like to go. 195 00:08:33,116 --> 00:08:35,248 And I would like to understand why you want 196 00:08:35,283 --> 00:08:37,349 to spend a weekend with people you don't know. 197 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:39,725 Okay, because she was fun 198 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,727 and funny and interesting, 199 00:08:41,762 --> 00:08:44,697 and she and her husband own their own businesses. 200 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:46,237 And they have a house and they have a family. 201 00:08:46,261 --> 00:08:48,162 They have their shit together. 202 00:08:49,902 --> 00:08:52,331 I thought this could be really good for us. 203 00:08:55,171 --> 00:08:56,940 All right, when is it? 204 00:08:56,975 --> 00:08:58,612 - Next weekend. - Next weekend! 205 00:08:58,647 --> 00:09:00,306 It's next weekend. You said that, sorry. 206 00:09:05,951 --> 00:09:08,182 Okay. 207 00:09:08,217 --> 00:09:10,316 - Really? - Yeah. 208 00:09:10,351 --> 00:09:12,824 Yeah, I mean, you know, I gotta get the time off 209 00:09:12,859 --> 00:09:14,892 and then clear it with Doug. 210 00:09:14,927 --> 00:09:17,763 But... 211 00:09:17,798 --> 00:09:19,897 - yeah, it'll be fun. - Yeah? 212 00:09:19,932 --> 00:09:21,800 - I think. - Yeah? 213 00:09:21,835 --> 00:09:24,033 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 214 00:09:24,068 --> 00:09:25,705 Yeah, yeah. 215 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:27,102 - Okay. - Okay. 216 00:09:27,137 --> 00:09:28,741 - I'm gonna text her. - Great. 217 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,369 - Okay. - If they purge us, though, 218 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,008 I get to be super-pissed off. 219 00:09:32,043 --> 00:09:33,405 I mean, it could be the sex thing. 220 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,648 No. 221 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,382 I knew we should've printed the directions. 222 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,098 Well, I mean, I didn't know that there would be 223 00:09:45,122 --> 00:09:47,287 - no service. - This is what rich people do. 224 00:09:47,322 --> 00:09:48,992 They go off the grid for vacation. 225 00:09:49,027 --> 00:09:50,829 Because you know so many rich people? 226 00:09:50,864 --> 00:09:52,391 No, but I do watch "Billions," 227 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,899 and this is... this is a total Axe move. 228 00:09:54,934 --> 00:09:56,395 Okay. 229 00:09:57,772 --> 00:09:59,739 Where the fuck are we? 230 00:09:59,774 --> 00:10:01,939 - We're in wine country. - So why are there cows? 231 00:10:01,974 --> 00:10:04,139 There should be grapes. Read the invite again? 232 00:10:04,174 --> 00:10:06,042 "You are cordially invited to a weekend 233 00:10:06,077 --> 00:10:08,209 "of wine and whimsy at Vlas Vineyard. 234 00:10:08,244 --> 00:10:11,080 7766 Lewis Road." 235 00:10:11,115 --> 00:10:12,983 Oh, my God. 236 00:10:13,018 --> 00:10:15,821 And there's a star and a picture of a cow. 237 00:10:15,856 --> 00:10:17,218 So we are clearly close. 238 00:10:28,803 --> 00:10:30,737 - That's a murder house. - What? 239 00:10:30,772 --> 00:10:33,168 Yeah. That's a house where a murder happens. 240 00:10:33,203 --> 00:10:35,335 - What are you talking about? - My mom always said 241 00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:36,952 you would kill me, and you've finally done it. 242 00:10:36,976 --> 00:10:39,911 - This is great. - All right, "Purge." 243 00:10:39,946 --> 00:10:42,309 Look, they're obviously 244 00:10:42,344 --> 00:10:44,344 very, very wealthy. 245 00:10:44,379 --> 00:10:45,884 You're gonna have to call them. 246 00:10:45,919 --> 00:10:47,413 - I... - We're just gonna 247 00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:50,053 sit here like weirdos. 248 00:10:50,088 --> 00:10:53,727 Hi! It's Jack and Lindsay! 249 00:11:14,442 --> 00:11:16,178 - No, Jack! - Hello? 250 00:11:16,213 --> 00:11:17,278 Don't be rude! 251 00:11:17,313 --> 00:11:19,115 Hello? 252 00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:40,301 This man is made of dicks. 253 00:11:40,336 --> 00:11:41,973 - Jack! - What? He'... 254 00:11:42,008 --> 00:11:43,436 No, I need you to be cool, okay? 255 00:11:43,471 --> 00:11:45,207 - I am, I am cool. - No, listen to me. 256 00:11:45,242 --> 00:11:47,308 I really like her, and she's being really nice 257 00:11:47,343 --> 00:11:49,090 to invite us up here, and I'm not really great 258 00:11:49,114 --> 00:11:50,553 at making friends, so I just need you to... 259 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,852 - No, I will keep it tight. - Tightest. 260 00:12:05,328 --> 00:12:07,130 Okay. 261 00:12:11,334 --> 00:12:13,301 Oh! 262 00:12:13,336 --> 00:12:15,567 Let's get the birthday weekend started! 263 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:17,404 Let's do it! 264 00:12:17,439 --> 00:12:19,340 - Hey! - Hi. 265 00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:21,078 - You made it! - Hi! 266 00:12:21,113 --> 00:12:22,519 Hey, can we get Jack and Lindsay some drinks? 267 00:12:22,543 --> 00:12:25,115 - Hi. - Hi. 268 00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:27,282 - Thank you. - Oh, thank you. 269 00:12:27,317 --> 00:12:29,020 Did you get the champagne? Great. 270 00:12:29,055 --> 00:12:31,517 I am so grateful you're here. 271 00:12:31,552 --> 00:12:33,519 I have been losing my mind. 272 00:12:33,554 --> 00:12:35,455 Jack, it is so nice to finally meet you. 273 00:12:35,490 --> 00:12:37,864 You are so lucky to have her. 274 00:12:37,899 --> 00:12:40,328 - She's so special. - Oh, yeah, no, thank you. 275 00:12:40,363 --> 00:12:42,363 - Yeah, of course. - Jack and Lindz, 276 00:12:42,398 --> 00:12:44,596 these are our friends Kerry and Carrie. 277 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,840 We know. It's okay to laugh. 278 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,413 I didn't know his name was Kerry when we met. 279 00:12:48,437 --> 00:12:50,272 Yeah, she was modeling at this world wildlife 280 00:12:50,307 --> 00:12:52,472 fundraiser-fashion show- interactive theater 281 00:12:52,507 --> 00:12:54,111 sort of thing that Jared was doing. 282 00:12:54,146 --> 00:12:56,080 - Leto, not Kushner. - Yeah, of course. 283 00:12:56,115 --> 00:12:57,576 That Jared was doing at Dumbo... 284 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,347 We were all playing the emotions of penguins 285 00:12:59,382 --> 00:13:01,250 that were killed for their scales. 286 00:13:01,285 --> 00:13:03,197 Right, right, and the girls were only allowed to show 287 00:13:03,221 --> 00:13:04,891 - what emotion they were. - Sad. 288 00:13:04,926 --> 00:13:06,596 Which was super-convincing, 'cause I thought 289 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,257 - her name was... - Sad. 290 00:13:08,292 --> 00:13:10,127 For, like, a week. 291 00:13:10,162 --> 00:13:11,634 But, in my defense, I was pretty fuckin' banged up. 292 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:15,132 He spent $65,000 293 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:16,870 - on champagne. - Yeah, and then we did 294 00:13:16,905 --> 00:13:18,443 a couple of grams of Bolivian marching powder 295 00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:20,247 - in the bathroom. - And we tried to have sex. 296 00:13:20,271 --> 00:13:21,534 In the bathroom. 297 00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:23,008 But he couldn't get hard. 298 00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:24,405 Because of the blow. 299 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,210 And we've been together 300 00:13:27,245 --> 00:13:29,179 - pretty much ever since. - Ahh! 301 00:13:29,214 --> 00:13:31,181 Classic Kerry, right, babe? 302 00:13:31,216 --> 00:13:33,018 Can I steal her for a sec? 303 00:13:33,053 --> 00:13:34,349 Oh, yeah, by all means. 304 00:13:34,384 --> 00:13:36,021 Great. 305 00:13:36,056 --> 00:13:37,462 I've heard that story a million times. 306 00:13:37,486 --> 00:13:40,190 You're welcome. 307 00:13:40,225 --> 00:13:41,961 - My man. - Yeah. 308 00:13:41,996 --> 00:13:43,523 - Matt Flax. - Jack Brown. 309 00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:45,008 - Pleasure there, bud. - Good to meet you. 310 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,272 Nice to meet you too. Thank you. 311 00:13:46,297 --> 00:13:48,132 Yeah, no, my... this is... 312 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:49,661 hey, can I... do you mind? 313 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,179 Oh, yeah, that's great, thank you, Becca. 314 00:13:51,203 --> 00:13:52,433 Thank you, Becca. 315 00:13:52,468 --> 00:13:53,940 - Hi. - Hi. 316 00:13:53,975 --> 00:13:55,370 God, I hate those people. 317 00:13:55,405 --> 00:13:58,373 Really? They seem nice. 318 00:13:58,408 --> 00:14:00,012 Oh, they're not. 319 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,354 - They're such assholes. - Really? 320 00:14:01,378 --> 00:14:05,116 Yes. So, how's Jack doing? 321 00:14:05,151 --> 00:14:06,480 He thinks we're crazy, right? 322 00:14:06,515 --> 00:14:08,185 What? No. 323 00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:12,288 I mean... he thinks you're gonna murder us. 324 00:14:14,391 --> 00:14:16,622 I mean, he's... he's joking. 325 00:14:16,657 --> 00:14:18,657 Oh, my God, no, I totally get it. 326 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,395 I'm just, like, this crazy stranger 327 00:14:20,430 --> 00:14:22,166 who stumbles into your store 328 00:14:22,201 --> 00:14:23,695 and then invites you to Healdsburg. 329 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,170 Who does that? 330 00:14:26,205 --> 00:14:28,634 Actually, that would make a really good horror movie. 331 00:14:28,669 --> 00:14:31,307 Should we write that? 332 00:14:31,342 --> 00:14:33,144 I love that idea. 333 00:14:33,179 --> 00:14:36,180 I'm sorry, I thought we were in Sonoma. 334 00:14:36,215 --> 00:14:39,216 Oh, we are, but it's actually Healdsburg, 335 00:14:39,251 --> 00:14:41,449 technically Windsor, but it's all in the Sonoma region. 336 00:14:41,484 --> 00:14:43,484 Oh, okay. 337 00:14:43,519 --> 00:14:45,618 You know what? Um, Jack and I were talking, 338 00:14:45,653 --> 00:14:48,027 on the way up, and we were thinking... 339 00:14:48,062 --> 00:14:51,261 I just felt an immediate connection to you. 340 00:14:51,296 --> 00:14:54,297 You seem so... 341 00:14:54,332 --> 00:14:56,497 Sad? 342 00:14:56,532 --> 00:14:58,697 That's a good callback. 343 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:02,635 No, just... undervalued. 344 00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:04,142 You're not supposed to be selling 345 00:15:04,177 --> 00:15:06,111 other people's clothes. 346 00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:10,280 Well, I... I mean, I don't want to be. 347 00:15:10,315 --> 00:15:12,513 Then why are you? 348 00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:16,385 Student debt. 349 00:15:19,093 --> 00:15:21,258 Oh. 350 00:15:21,293 --> 00:15:22,688 You enjoying the brew? 351 00:15:26,199 --> 00:15:28,067 You... holy shit, you can't... You can't get this 352 00:15:28,102 --> 00:15:30,102 - in California. - Pause. 353 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,269 You buy the distributor, you can do whatever you want. 354 00:15:32,304 --> 00:15:34,073 You buy the... 355 00:15:34,108 --> 00:15:36,273 - You bought the distributor? - Anyway, 356 00:15:36,308 --> 00:15:37,681 let me tell you a quick story, so that 357 00:15:37,705 --> 00:15:40,277 you don't have to hear it from Kerry later. 358 00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:42,708 His grandfather invented tater tots. 359 00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:44,721 - Get the fuck out of here. - No, it's an epic story. 360 00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:46,492 He was working KP, kitchen duty, in World War II, 361 00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:48,120 not in the shit, he was in, like, 362 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,528 Mississippi or something, and there were 363 00:15:49,552 --> 00:15:51,321 all these little extra pieces of potato 364 00:15:51,356 --> 00:15:53,136 that they weren't using, so the guys in the kitchen 365 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,688 started frying 'em up, and the grunts loved 'em. 366 00:15:55,723 --> 00:15:59,032 So the war ends, and this guy has got the foresight 367 00:15:59,067 --> 00:16:00,495 to trademark the thing... 368 00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:03,300 The rest of the KP guys were pissed. 369 00:16:03,335 --> 00:16:04,796 Wait, he didn't cut 'em in? 370 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,732 No, man, the guy was a fuckin' killer. 371 00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:08,668 - You know? - Yeah. 372 00:16:08,703 --> 00:16:11,440 Killer. Killer instinct. 373 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,774 Wow. 374 00:16:18,449 --> 00:16:20,713 Uh, so... how many more people are 375 00:16:20,748 --> 00:16:22,649 - coming up this weekend? - Oh, this is it. 376 00:16:22,684 --> 00:16:24,431 Cat wanted to keep it pretty intimate for her birthday. 377 00:16:24,455 --> 00:16:26,389 And we were gonna blow it out for 30, so... 378 00:16:26,424 --> 00:16:28,457 she wanted to keep it simple for 29. 379 00:16:28,492 --> 00:16:31,262 - It's Cat's birthday? - What... 69?! 380 00:16:31,297 --> 00:16:33,825 - My guy! - It's her birthday? 381 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,794 I feel like I might know the waiter. 382 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,763 - Mm, which one? - The guy. 383 00:16:37,798 --> 00:16:39,468 Daniel? 384 00:16:39,503 --> 00:16:41,569 - Daniel... - Yeah. 385 00:16:41,604 --> 00:16:43,802 Huh. 386 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,507 - Uh... - Do you know him? 387 00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:46,849 - Where are the twins? - Oh, they're back 388 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,477 with the au pair in the city. 389 00:16:48,512 --> 00:16:49,720 We wanted to get away this weekend. 390 00:16:49,744 --> 00:16:51,282 Oh, hell yeah, good for you. 391 00:16:51,317 --> 00:16:52,811 Yeah, it's my birthday. 392 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,351 I didn't want to think about it. 393 00:16:54,386 --> 00:16:55,715 Them... they're obvious... 394 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,321 They're people, I love them. 395 00:16:57,356 --> 00:16:58,729 Did you just say it was your birthday? 396 00:16:58,753 --> 00:17:01,259 - Yeah. - Your birthday?! 397 00:17:01,294 --> 00:17:02,689 - Yeah. - Oh, my God! 398 00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:04,559 I didn't bring anything! 399 00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:06,495 - Oh, that's okay. - No, I'm so sorry. 400 00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:10,136 Trust me, you being here is enough. 401 00:17:10,171 --> 00:17:12,468 I really want you to let me cook you dinner. 402 00:17:12,503 --> 00:17:14,569 - Oh... ew, no! - Please. 403 00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:16,208 - No? - Ew, no-no-no. 404 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,144 We have... We have people who do that. 405 00:17:18,179 --> 00:17:19,640 You just be our guest. 406 00:17:19,675 --> 00:17:21,312 Just relax, enjoy. 407 00:17:21,347 --> 00:17:23,215 - Okay. - Yeah. 408 00:17:24,515 --> 00:17:25,778 I'm just happy you're here. 409 00:17:25,813 --> 00:17:27,681 - Mmm. - Hey. 410 00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:29,782 Hi. 411 00:17:29,817 --> 00:17:31,289 - Hi. - Hi. 412 00:17:31,324 --> 00:17:33,126 You know... hi, I think 413 00:17:33,161 --> 00:17:34,666 Lindsay and I would love to take a moment 414 00:17:34,690 --> 00:17:36,393 to just go check out our room real quick. 415 00:17:36,428 --> 00:17:39,198 - Just get situated. - Oh... 416 00:17:39,233 --> 00:17:41,167 yeah, I'm... I'm so sorry. 417 00:17:41,202 --> 00:17:44,434 I... I forget that being up here makes people... 418 00:17:44,469 --> 00:17:46,238 - Oh... - Oh, no-no-no... 419 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,240 You two go unload. 420 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:51,210 Wink-wink, sorry, I'm... I'm so inappropriate. 421 00:17:51,245 --> 00:17:53,673 Sometimes I have to... Becca! 422 00:17:57,746 --> 00:17:59,493 Could you please show our guests to their room? 423 00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:00,813 - Hi. - Of course. 424 00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:02,650 We took the liberty of putting 425 00:18:02,685 --> 00:18:04,817 - your bags in your room. - I'm just gonna assume 426 00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:06,698 it's that one there at the end of the hallway, right? 427 00:18:06,722 --> 00:18:08,403 So I think we can probably get there on our own. 428 00:18:08,427 --> 00:18:10,491 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 429 00:18:14,565 --> 00:18:16,565 Holy shit, this is a guest room? 430 00:18:19,438 --> 00:18:21,504 He bought my favorite brewery. 431 00:18:21,539 --> 00:18:23,638 - What? - He bought... 432 00:18:23,673 --> 00:18:25,508 well, he bought the distribution... 433 00:18:25,543 --> 00:18:27,378 How did he know that's my favorite beer? 434 00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:29,281 Oh, I mean, I don't know, he probably, like, 435 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,810 Instagrammed you or Facebooked you, 436 00:18:30,845 --> 00:18:32,713 - or whatever. - So he stalked me? 437 00:18:32,748 --> 00:18:34,715 No, he Googled you. 438 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,453 We all do it. We all Google each other, 439 00:18:36,488 --> 00:18:38,202 and then we act surprised when people tell us shit 440 00:18:38,226 --> 00:18:39,951 that we already know about ourselves. 441 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,590 Did you know it was her birthday? 442 00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:44,329 - Mm... - That's kind of weird 443 00:18:44,364 --> 00:18:45,836 she wouldn't tell us that we were up here 444 00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:47,343 - for her birthday. - Well, I think that... 445 00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:49,532 Where are our bags? 446 00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,963 Um... 447 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,801 they're in here, in a closet. 448 00:18:54,836 --> 00:18:56,968 - Jesus. - They're unpacked. 449 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,245 They are definitely gonna kill us. 450 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,347 Hey, what are these? 451 00:19:03,515 --> 00:19:04,778 I don't know. 452 00:19:06,881 --> 00:19:09,354 Gift bags! 453 00:19:09,389 --> 00:19:11,521 Oh, my God! 454 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,526 - Jesus. - Jack, these are so nice! 455 00:19:16,561 --> 00:19:18,627 I've got facewash... 456 00:19:18,662 --> 00:19:21,300 - Hangover kit... - Beard trim lotion... 457 00:19:21,335 --> 00:19:23,896 - Massage oil... - I have lube... 458 00:19:23,931 --> 00:19:25,634 - Really? - Yes, there's, like, 459 00:19:25,669 --> 00:19:27,251 a tremendous amount of sex stuff in here. 460 00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:30,001 - Oh, my God. - And I have Viagra. 461 00:19:31,807 --> 00:19:33,708 I told you it was a sex thing. 462 00:19:33,743 --> 00:19:36,381 Yes, yes, you did. 463 00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:37,745 Gum... 464 00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:41,320 Hey. 465 00:19:42,422 --> 00:19:44,488 Can... Can we not do any drugs this weekend? 466 00:19:44,523 --> 00:19:45,929 - Who's doing drugs? - I mean, the first thing 467 00:19:45,953 --> 00:19:47,392 - that guy said was... - Which guy? 468 00:19:47,427 --> 00:19:48,789 Kerry, the tall guy. 469 00:19:48,824 --> 00:19:49,988 He said he does a lot of blow. 470 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,693 - Okay? - And there are 471 00:19:51,728 --> 00:19:53,662 joints in my bag. 472 00:19:53,697 --> 00:19:56,027 - Which are totally legal. - They are, for people 473 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,732 that aren't on probation and have to piss 474 00:19:57,767 --> 00:19:59,338 - in a cup every week. - Well, I mean... 475 00:19:59,373 --> 00:20:00,900 well, that's not their fault. 476 00:20:03,707 --> 00:20:05,410 Okay. 477 00:20:10,714 --> 00:20:12,483 There are six people here. 478 00:20:12,518 --> 00:20:14,419 - Okay. - Mm-hmm, 479 00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:17,422 - and there's an itinerary. - Wine tasting, karaoke, 480 00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:20,821 brunch, yoga, massages! 481 00:20:20,856 --> 00:20:22,856 Jack, this is like a resort. 482 00:20:22,891 --> 00:20:24,759 "Jumpin' Jack Flash." 483 00:20:24,794 --> 00:20:27,564 What? That's so rad. 484 00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:30,864 What's mine say? 485 00:20:30,899 --> 00:20:33,306 "Lazy Lindz." 486 00:20:33,341 --> 00:20:35,968 Oh, well... 487 00:20:36,003 --> 00:20:38,311 You still hate when people call you "Lindz," right? 488 00:20:38,346 --> 00:20:39,675 - Oh, yeah. - They... 489 00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:41,578 - Don't know that. - Right. 490 00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:47,914 You wanna... 491 00:20:47,949 --> 00:20:49,784 unload? 492 00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:52,523 Now? 493 00:20:54,857 --> 00:20:57,462 You don't really seem like you want to. 494 00:20:58,861 --> 00:21:01,334 Yeah, I don't. 495 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,510 Fuck, I should've changed. 496 00:21:12,545 --> 00:21:13,984 - No, you look fine. - I look fucking homeless. 497 00:21:14,008 --> 00:21:15,711 - You look fine. - Jack, Lindz, 498 00:21:15,746 --> 00:21:17,647 - you guys get situated? - Yeah, yeah. 499 00:21:17,682 --> 00:21:19,583 Somebody unpacked our stuff. 500 00:21:19,618 --> 00:21:21,354 Oh, yeah, that was Milton. 501 00:21:21,389 --> 00:21:22,883 He is the fucking best. 502 00:21:22,918 --> 00:21:25,116 - Milton? - Well, 503 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,052 I say Milton, I mean Daniel and Becca. 504 00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:29,428 - But yeah. - Okay, you know, 505 00:21:29,463 --> 00:21:30,990 by the way, thank you for the bags. 506 00:21:31,025 --> 00:21:32,794 - They're incredible. - Oh, did we do bags? 507 00:21:32,829 --> 00:21:34,367 Hey, babe, what's in the bags? 508 00:21:34,402 --> 00:21:35,995 I don't know, I told Milton to do 509 00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:37,480 the kits again and then just to do something 510 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:40,901 - comfy but fun. - Guys, seriously. 511 00:21:40,936 --> 00:21:43,475 Are they comfy but fun? 512 00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:46,478 - Very. - Great. 513 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,381 Hey, I was... I'm still not getting 514 00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:49,745 any cell phone reception. 515 00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:51,516 - Yeah, and you won't. - What? 516 00:21:51,551 --> 00:21:52,979 No internet either. 517 00:21:53,014 --> 00:21:54,585 Only way I can keep him off the grid. 518 00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:56,554 She calls it a digital detox. 519 00:21:56,589 --> 00:21:58,149 We just get to be here, together, 520 00:21:58,184 --> 00:21:59,986 without any interruptions. 521 00:22:00,021 --> 00:22:02,890 Wow, that's... that's crazy. 522 00:22:02,925 --> 00:22:05,860 So, what are we doing for dinner? 523 00:22:05,895 --> 00:22:08,566 I'm... I'm happy to help in the kitchen 524 00:22:08,601 --> 00:22:10,568 - with the vegan... - Oh, no-no-no. 525 00:22:10,603 --> 00:22:12,108 Come here, I wanna show you something, Ker, come here. 526 00:22:12,132 --> 00:22:13,615 You boys go away, I want Lindz to myself. 527 00:22:13,639 --> 00:22:14,836 - Okay. - Come here. 528 00:22:14,871 --> 00:22:16,937 You have fun. 529 00:22:16,972 --> 00:22:18,708 - Jack? - Yeah. 530 00:22:18,743 --> 00:22:20,413 What are you drinking? 531 00:22:20,448 --> 00:22:21,975 Just whatever you got there is perfect. 532 00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:23,746 - Thank you. - Tequila. 533 00:22:23,781 --> 00:22:26,716 - Oh. - Bing. 534 00:22:26,751 --> 00:22:28,751 Bang. 535 00:22:28,786 --> 00:22:31,182 - Bong. - Boom. 536 00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:33,525 - Cheers. - Cheers, yes, thanks, guys. 537 00:22:36,761 --> 00:22:39,432 - Fuck me, that's good. - Right? Yeah? 538 00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:40,972 What... is this... Is this Casa? What is this? 539 00:22:40,996 --> 00:22:42,930 It's from me and Matt's place in Jalisco. 540 00:22:42,965 --> 00:22:44,932 - Jalisco? - Yeah, 541 00:22:44,967 --> 00:22:47,407 the tequila capital of the world, Jack. 542 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:50,575 - Is this your tequila? - Well, mine and Ker's, 543 00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:53,006 - but yeah. - Oh, my God, that is cool. 544 00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:54,711 Yeah, we don't sell it, though. 545 00:22:54,746 --> 00:22:56,548 Yeah, it's just for personal consumption. 546 00:22:56,583 --> 00:22:58,121 Mm-hmm, do you love it? Or do you love it? 547 00:22:58,145 --> 00:22:59,485 - You love it. - Kerry? 548 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:00,849 - Yes? - I fucking love 549 00:23:00,884 --> 00:23:02,719 - this tequila. - I knew it. 550 00:23:02,754 --> 00:23:04,985 We'll have... We'll send you a case, huh? 551 00:23:05,020 --> 00:23:06,833 Thank you, man, that's really... that's really sweet. 552 00:23:06,857 --> 00:23:08,197 Thank you. That's really nice of you guys. 553 00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:09,957 Of course. Hey, come on. 554 00:23:09,992 --> 00:23:11,607 - I wanna show you the view. - Yeah-yeah-yeah. 555 00:23:11,631 --> 00:23:13,730 Hey, actually, you gotta finish your drink. 556 00:23:13,765 --> 00:23:16,964 No man refills till every man is refueled. 557 00:23:16,999 --> 00:23:19,230 - It's a house rule. - I told my wife I wasn't 558 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:20,979 gonna drink too much, so I'm probably just gonna, 559 00:23:21,003 --> 00:23:22,585 like, I'll just sip it a little bit, maybe, 560 00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:23,850 like a water in there, maybe a juice... 561 00:23:23,874 --> 00:23:25,049 How are you gonna drink too much? 562 00:23:25,073 --> 00:23:26,545 We're not going anywhere. 563 00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:28,514 I-I... 564 00:23:28,549 --> 00:23:29,911 - Bottoms up! - Okay, okay. 565 00:23:31,948 --> 00:23:34,212 - I'm too... let's go. - It's really nice, though. 566 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:36,148 It's kind of oaky. 567 00:23:36,183 --> 00:23:37,820 Becca had our chef prep everything 568 00:23:37,855 --> 00:23:39,855 and then run it up here this morning. 569 00:23:39,890 --> 00:23:41,186 Don't tell anyone. 570 00:23:41,221 --> 00:23:43,529 - No. - Wine? 571 00:23:43,564 --> 00:23:45,223 - Yes, please. - Okay. 572 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:47,566 - Here you go. - Thank you. 573 00:23:47,601 --> 00:23:48,963 You're welcome. 574 00:23:48,998 --> 00:23:50,602 These are beautiful glasses. 575 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,769 Oh, thank you. 576 00:23:52,804 --> 00:23:54,804 Yeah, they're kind of one of a kind. 577 00:23:56,808 --> 00:24:00,777 Um... whoo. 578 00:24:04,783 --> 00:24:06,750 Okay, and... 579 00:24:06,785 --> 00:24:09,786 here you go... 580 00:24:09,821 --> 00:24:13,757 Ooh, sorry, it's just about out, so. 581 00:24:13,792 --> 00:24:15,627 - That's fine. - Awesome, okay. 582 00:24:19,259 --> 00:24:21,963 Um... 583 00:24:21,998 --> 00:24:24,262 I mean, I can't even imagine having to do another trip 584 00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,033 with just the four of us. 585 00:24:26,068 --> 00:24:27,705 I mean, the boys are inseparable. 586 00:24:27,740 --> 00:24:29,608 And then it's just me and... 587 00:24:31,777 --> 00:24:33,304 I mean, 588 00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:35,812 I just get drunk. There's nothing else to do. 589 00:24:35,847 --> 00:24:37,847 - Well, cheers. - Thank you, God... 590 00:24:37,882 --> 00:24:39,882 It's the fucking best, right? 591 00:24:46,253 --> 00:24:47,857 I can't believe you're here, Jack. 592 00:24:47,892 --> 00:24:49,694 I can't believe it either, man. 593 00:24:49,729 --> 00:24:51,129 Oh, no-no, no, you misunderstand me. 594 00:24:51,159 --> 00:24:54,061 Cat doesn't like people. 595 00:24:54,096 --> 00:24:57,801 Not certain people. People. I thought 596 00:24:57,836 --> 00:24:59,880 she was joking when she said she invited you up here. 597 00:24:59,904 --> 00:25:02,267 Honestly, dude, I... I thought Lindsay was... 598 00:25:02,302 --> 00:25:04,016 Like, I still... I still think this is a joke. 599 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,655 I'm, like, waiting for fucking Ashton Kutcher 600 00:25:05,679 --> 00:25:07,712 to pop out of the couch or something. 601 00:25:07,747 --> 00:25:10,715 - Dude, is Ashton coming? - He's just joking, Kerry. 602 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:12,585 Wait, you guys know Ashton Kutcher? 603 00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:14,026 - Fuck, we used to... - They had a big... 604 00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:15,951 - It doesn't matter. - thing. 605 00:25:15,986 --> 00:25:17,634 What, were you guys, like, the house rules thing... 606 00:25:17,658 --> 00:25:19,317 - Were you guys in a frat... - No, we went 607 00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:21,660 - to a prep school together. - Yeah, go, Cavs, whoo! 608 00:25:21,695 --> 00:25:24,322 And I was a first-gen, and Kerry was not 609 00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:27,061 an old-money dickbag like the rest of those guys. 610 00:25:27,096 --> 00:25:29,173 So you got a lot of these guys coming to these schools 611 00:25:29,197 --> 00:25:30,966 who are, like, deep old money. 612 00:25:31,001 --> 00:25:32,869 Like, fucked up industrial revolution money. 613 00:25:32,904 --> 00:25:34,706 - Yeah. - Yeah. 614 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:36,114 Matt was one of the first hedge fund guy's kids 615 00:25:36,138 --> 00:25:37,643 - to roll through. - Mm. 616 00:25:37,678 --> 00:25:39,139 Your dad was a hedge fund guy? 617 00:25:39,174 --> 00:25:41,944 Yeah, yeah, he was. 618 00:25:41,979 --> 00:25:44,144 And then he was an insider trading guy. 619 00:25:44,179 --> 00:25:46,212 - And then he was a jail guy. - Whoa. 620 00:25:46,247 --> 00:25:48,621 And we lost everything, and my mother had to... 621 00:25:48,656 --> 00:25:51,019 go back to waiting tables at age 45 622 00:25:51,054 --> 00:25:53,021 at a shitty restaurant, 623 00:25:53,056 --> 00:25:54,891 and I had to drop out of school and take a job 624 00:25:54,926 --> 00:25:57,355 bagging groceries, and then kind of 625 00:25:57,390 --> 00:26:00,160 the cherry on top of it all... 626 00:26:00,195 --> 00:26:02,228 my dad killed himself when he was in prison. 627 00:26:02,263 --> 00:26:04,296 Oh, Jesus Christ, man, I'm sorry. 628 00:26:04,331 --> 00:26:06,001 And it kind of ruined my mom, and... 629 00:26:06,036 --> 00:26:08,267 she couldn't work anymore, and... 630 00:26:08,302 --> 00:26:10,137 so I decided to start working nights 631 00:26:10,172 --> 00:26:13,305 at Blockbuster, and... when I was there, 632 00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:16,913 I pretty quickly identified that their whole market share 633 00:26:16,948 --> 00:26:19,179 was just gonna crumble with the way that the internet 634 00:26:19,214 --> 00:26:20,730 was gonna be going with streaming services. 635 00:26:20,754 --> 00:26:22,721 - You were how old? - Oh, was... 636 00:26:22,756 --> 00:26:24,118 - Seventeen. - Yeah, 17, 637 00:26:24,153 --> 00:26:25,394 but it wasn't rocket science, right? 638 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,055 Everybody had big screen TVs, 639 00:26:27,090 --> 00:26:28,925 because the Korean tech finally caught up 640 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,796 to the need or want of Japanese TVs. 641 00:26:31,831 --> 00:26:33,831 Thanks to an investment from my guy here 642 00:26:33,866 --> 00:26:35,360 and some money over at Netflix, 643 00:26:35,395 --> 00:26:38,330 and a few other well-placed investments... 644 00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:40,937 here we are. 645 00:26:40,972 --> 00:26:43,335 You did this by yourself? 646 00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:45,777 What? No. 647 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,680 Did you listen to anything I just said? 648 00:26:47,715 --> 00:26:50,408 My life is a Rube Goldberg machine of privilege. 649 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:52,685 It was, like... 650 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,985 boarding school, bing, university, boom, 651 00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:58,218 investment, no, man, come on. 652 00:26:58,253 --> 00:27:00,693 No, you don't... you don't get this by yourself. 653 00:27:00,728 --> 00:27:02,431 You... You get this with a little bit of capital 654 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,829 and a fuckton of luck. 655 00:27:06,096 --> 00:27:08,129 - Hey, to luck. - To luck. 656 00:27:08,164 --> 00:27:09,361 - Yeah. - Yeah? 657 00:27:12,366 --> 00:27:15,235 It is so nice to have another adult to talk to. 658 00:27:15,270 --> 00:27:17,270 I mean, Kerry just runs through these girls. 659 00:27:17,305 --> 00:27:20,009 This one's clearly nearing her expiration date. 660 00:27:20,044 --> 00:27:22,209 And they've obviously stopped fucking, right? 661 00:27:22,244 --> 00:27:24,409 How... How can you tell? 662 00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:26,752 Stop! 663 00:27:26,787 --> 00:27:29,018 "How can you tell?" 664 00:27:29,053 --> 00:27:30,723 Ugh, you're hilarious. 665 00:27:30,758 --> 00:27:32,219 Do you ever do stand-up? 666 00:27:32,254 --> 00:27:34,485 - No. - Really? You should. 667 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,256 You could be, like, Sarah Silverman's 668 00:27:36,291 --> 00:27:37,961 little sister. 669 00:27:37,996 --> 00:27:40,293 Oh! Time to rotate the mung bean balls. 670 00:27:40,328 --> 00:27:43,362 - Becca! - Thank you, Becca. 671 00:27:43,397 --> 00:27:44,902 You're so cute. 672 00:27:46,301 --> 00:27:48,103 No, no, no! 673 00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:53,438 So, what business are you in, Jack? 674 00:27:53,473 --> 00:27:56,474 Oh, I'm a... it's boring, it's renewable energy. 675 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,784 Oh, dope! Dope, so, like, 676 00:27:58,819 --> 00:28:01,182 - design or infrastructure? - No, it's again, it's solar. 677 00:28:01,217 --> 00:28:03,481 - It's not... - Oh, beta, okay, all right. 678 00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:06,055 So, are you enjoying that Tesla tax write-off then? 679 00:28:06,090 --> 00:28:08,420 I, uh... 680 00:28:10,325 --> 00:28:12,424 I sell them. 681 00:28:12,459 --> 00:28:15,427 The solar panels. I go... I go door to door, 682 00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:17,264 and I try to sell them to people. 683 00:28:17,299 --> 00:28:20,366 Jack is being bashful. He was a lawyer. 684 00:28:20,401 --> 00:28:22,236 - Oh, sick! - Yeah, but then 685 00:28:22,271 --> 00:28:23,908 he got hit with an assault charge. 686 00:28:23,943 --> 00:28:25,877 - Oh, misdemeanor felony. - Was a felony, 687 00:28:25,912 --> 00:28:27,516 but he got it kicked down to a misdemeanor, 688 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:30,409 and now he's serving probation for... three years? 689 00:28:30,444 --> 00:28:32,477 Five... 690 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:35,447 how do you know that? 691 00:28:37,022 --> 00:28:39,220 Got a guy at the FBI. 692 00:28:39,255 --> 00:28:41,233 And he feeds me information whenever I have anybody 693 00:28:41,257 --> 00:28:43,521 over to the house. It's stupid, 694 00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:45,523 but it's... It's all about safety. 695 00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:52,134 Oh, my God, you should see your face. 696 00:28:52,169 --> 00:28:53,905 Come on! 697 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:56,204 Oh, my God, no, man, that was... 698 00:28:56,239 --> 00:28:58,811 that... that was good, 699 00:28:58,846 --> 00:29:00,813 no, your wife told my wife, man. 700 00:29:00,848 --> 00:29:02,309 She... She told Cat that? 701 00:29:02,344 --> 00:29:03,882 Yeah, man, that's just what they do, 702 00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:05,246 they get alone, and they just... 703 00:29:05,281 --> 00:29:06,544 take us down a peg. 704 00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:08,150 - So what happened? - I... 705 00:29:10,253 --> 00:29:11,582 I have anger management issues. 706 00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:13,353 Oh, cool, me too! 707 00:29:13,388 --> 00:29:15,190 Oh, so that's why you're in therapy. 708 00:29:15,225 --> 00:29:16,994 - Got it, got it, got it... - Lindsay... 709 00:29:17,029 --> 00:29:18,930 Lindsay told Cat that? 710 00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:20,932 Oh, no, that was Milton's guy at the FBI. 711 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:23,198 He told us that. 712 00:29:30,878 --> 00:29:32,570 So, it's weird you know that, man. 713 00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:34,341 - What? - You know, the therapy, 714 00:29:34,376 --> 00:29:36,310 - that's... - Dude, 715 00:29:36,345 --> 00:29:37,894 I fuckin' love therapy, what are you talking about? 716 00:29:37,918 --> 00:29:40,083 No, it's great, just I... 717 00:29:40,118 --> 00:29:42,217 you just, you know, like, a lot about me, 718 00:29:42,252 --> 00:29:43,592 and I don't really know anything about you. 719 00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:46,221 Well, if we're keeping track, my man, 720 00:29:46,256 --> 00:29:47,959 you know that my father went to prison 721 00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:49,367 - and that he killed himself. - I... 722 00:29:49,391 --> 00:29:51,259 Hey, that was a super-vulnerable thing 723 00:29:51,294 --> 00:29:52,931 to tell a stranger. 724 00:29:52,966 --> 00:29:54,460 - Thanks, bud. - You're welcome, bro. 725 00:29:54,495 --> 00:29:56,462 Yeah, okay, so, um, 726 00:29:56,497 --> 00:29:58,431 - Lindsay... - Who? 727 00:29:58,466 --> 00:30:00,070 - My wife. - Lindz. 728 00:30:00,105 --> 00:30:02,006 - Yeah, Lindz. - Oh. 729 00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:05,438 Lindz, Lindz got into an argument with this guy 730 00:30:05,473 --> 00:30:08,342 - in a bar, and... - So you hit him. 731 00:30:08,377 --> 00:30:10,883 No, I mean, it's not that simple. 732 00:30:10,918 --> 00:30:12,126 - But you hit the guy. - Yeah, but... 733 00:30:12,150 --> 00:30:13,083 - So it is... - What? 734 00:30:13,118 --> 00:30:14,150 That simple. 735 00:30:14,185 --> 00:30:15,448 No, I mean, you know, 736 00:30:15,483 --> 00:30:17,384 this fucking guy... 737 00:30:17,419 --> 00:30:19,551 this fucking asshole, you know, he's fucking... 738 00:30:19,586 --> 00:30:21,267 He's getting into it with my wife, and the fucking... 739 00:30:21,291 --> 00:30:23,291 he calls her a fucking... cunt. 740 00:30:23,326 --> 00:30:26,162 - A wh... a what? - Cunt. 741 00:30:26,197 --> 00:30:28,043 - Cuh... what is he saying? - I don't have any idea. 742 00:30:28,067 --> 00:30:29,561 - A cunt. - Oh. 743 00:30:29,596 --> 00:30:31,365 And this fucking asshole calls my wife... 744 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,268 - Lindz. - Yes, Lindz, Lindz, 745 00:30:33,303 --> 00:30:34,676 a fucking cunt, you know, so I fucking... 746 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,942 I get really in the guy's face, 747 00:30:36,977 --> 00:30:38,515 he fucking shoves me, and I... I just... I fucking hit him, 748 00:30:38,539 --> 00:30:40,253 man, I just fucking hit him across his fucking face. 749 00:30:40,277 --> 00:30:42,145 - Yeah, fuck yeah, dude. - Fuck yeah. 750 00:30:42,180 --> 00:30:43,916 And this motherfucker, he ends up being 751 00:30:43,951 --> 00:30:45,357 the fucking son of a prominent state senator, 752 00:30:45,381 --> 00:30:48,987 - and I'm fucking... - Oh, fuck. 753 00:30:49,022 --> 00:30:50,956 Jackie. 754 00:30:53,026 --> 00:30:54,652 That's... 755 00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:56,291 that's a hell of a break, man. 756 00:30:58,493 --> 00:31:00,999 Sometimes you don't have any capital, 757 00:31:01,034 --> 00:31:03,133 and you're really fucking unlucky, 758 00:31:03,168 --> 00:31:05,564 and you end up disbarred, on probation, 759 00:31:05,599 --> 00:31:08,402 selling fucking solar panels door-to-door, so. 760 00:31:08,437 --> 00:31:10,976 - Yeah. - Hey, here's 761 00:31:11,011 --> 00:31:12,351 to bad luck too, right, 'cause what's the fucking good 762 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:13,638 without the bad, yeah? 763 00:31:13,673 --> 00:31:15,277 - Yeah. - Yeah. 764 00:31:15,312 --> 00:31:17,213 - To Jack. Oh. - And... 765 00:31:17,248 --> 00:31:19,215 and for what it's worth, 766 00:31:19,250 --> 00:31:21,019 I'd hit the guy too. 767 00:31:21,054 --> 00:31:23,351 - To Jack. - Thanks. 768 00:31:23,386 --> 00:31:25,716 Let's get some mung bean bowls. 769 00:31:25,751 --> 00:31:28,026 Then we can all go throw up, it'll be great. 770 00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:34,263 Who's ready for karaoke?! 771 00:31:51,348 --> 00:31:54,481 Jack attack! Jack attack! 772 00:31:54,516 --> 00:31:58,056 ♪ They call the rising... ♪ 773 00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:05,998 Your husband is so funny! 774 00:32:06,033 --> 00:32:08,396 Oh, he is definitely having fun. 775 00:32:08,431 --> 00:32:10,167 Guys, take the microphone. 776 00:32:10,202 --> 00:32:12,763 ♪ Bum-bum-bum-bum hyah! ♪ 777 00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:16,173 No, Jack! No! 778 00:32:16,208 --> 00:32:18,373 Jack, Jack. 779 00:32:18,408 --> 00:32:20,342 Oh, no, I broke... I got it! 780 00:32:20,377 --> 00:32:22,575 - You gotta... it's okay. - Yeah, Jack! 781 00:32:22,610 --> 00:32:24,478 We'll have someone clean it up tomorrow. 782 00:32:24,513 --> 00:32:25,787 - Don't worry about it. - Whoo! Gotta do it again. 783 00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:28,218 No, I did not keep it tight. 784 00:32:28,253 --> 00:32:30,154 My son made that one, and it is not... 785 00:32:30,189 --> 00:32:31,782 so mad at me. 786 00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:34,290 Oh, man, Kerry kept making me take shots, 787 00:32:34,325 --> 00:32:36,127 and I said no, but then I did 'em. 788 00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:38,294 - So... - Hey, Jack? 789 00:32:38,329 --> 00:32:40,329 - Hmm? Yeah? - Honey? This way. 790 00:32:40,364 --> 00:32:41,792 - Mm-kay. - Okay. 791 00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:44,036 Here we go. Yeah, okay, that's good. 792 00:32:44,071 --> 00:32:46,797 - Thank you. - Okay. 793 00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:49,767 - What are you gonna do? - Um, I'm going to go to bed. 794 00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:52,770 What? No, go have fun. 795 00:32:52,805 --> 00:32:55,608 - Really? - Um, yeah. 796 00:32:55,643 --> 00:32:57,676 You're having fun, right? 797 00:32:57,711 --> 00:32:59,645 I mean, yeah, I'm having a lot of fun. 798 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,285 - Good. - Okay. 799 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,056 - Okay. - All right. 800 00:33:04,091 --> 00:33:05,816 - Mm. - Mm. 801 00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:09,490 - Matt. - Good night. 802 00:33:09,525 --> 00:33:12,130 - What? - Matt, he said... 803 00:33:12,165 --> 00:33:15,067 Guy is so smart, so smart. 804 00:33:15,102 --> 00:33:17,399 He was talking Korean technology, 805 00:33:17,434 --> 00:33:20,303 Japanese green energy, money. 806 00:33:20,338 --> 00:33:22,536 He's the best. 807 00:33:22,571 --> 00:33:27,079 He's really smart... Jack, you should talk to him. 808 00:33:27,114 --> 00:33:29,257 You should talk to him over the weekend about business. 809 00:33:29,281 --> 00:33:31,182 I mean, maybe he could help you find a job. 810 00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:33,316 Nah, I have a job. 811 00:33:33,351 --> 00:33:36,154 I just... I meant maybe something that you liked 812 00:33:36,189 --> 00:33:38,156 because you don't love your job. 813 00:33:38,191 --> 00:33:41,522 And maybe there could be something there 814 00:33:41,557 --> 00:33:43,359 like a different career or something. 815 00:33:47,167 --> 00:33:48,859 Okay, good night. 816 00:33:48,894 --> 00:33:51,334 Good night, there's water by the bed. 817 00:33:59,146 --> 00:34:02,444 Uh, hi, um, can I get a tequila? 818 00:34:02,479 --> 00:34:05,579 - Lindsay. - Um, Daniel, right? 819 00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:09,418 Lindsay. 820 00:34:09,453 --> 00:34:11,354 You don't recognize me? 821 00:34:11,389 --> 00:34:13,257 Dan. 822 00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:15,226 Dan Bishop. 823 00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:17,327 Lindsay Simpson. 824 00:34:17,362 --> 00:34:19,230 - Holy shit. - I know. 825 00:34:19,265 --> 00:34:21,694 Oh, my God. 826 00:34:21,729 --> 00:34:23,696 What are you doing here? 827 00:34:23,731 --> 00:34:25,797 Uh, I work for the Flaxes. 828 00:34:25,832 --> 00:34:27,601 Well, I work for Milton. 829 00:34:27,636 --> 00:34:29,504 But yeah, 830 00:34:29,539 --> 00:34:31,671 Oh, my God, that... I mean, 831 00:34:31,706 --> 00:34:35,147 Wow, you... You look so different. 832 00:34:35,182 --> 00:34:37,908 I know, well, I was a trainer at SeaWorld, 833 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:39,811 and I quit that when it stopped being cool 834 00:34:39,846 --> 00:34:42,484 and, you know, started fighting the fires up here, 835 00:34:42,519 --> 00:34:44,618 and went to Burning Man, met these folks... 836 00:34:44,653 --> 00:34:45,762 - It was like... - Oh, my God! 837 00:34:45,786 --> 00:34:47,291 It all fell into line. 838 00:34:47,326 --> 00:34:50,327 That is truly wild. 839 00:34:50,362 --> 00:34:52,494 Um, I just... thank you. 840 00:34:52,529 --> 00:34:56,366 - Um, so... - And, uh, your husband, 841 00:34:56,401 --> 00:34:59,501 - he was, what... - He's a lawyer. 842 00:34:59,536 --> 00:35:01,470 - He's a lawyer. - He is? 843 00:35:01,505 --> 00:35:03,307 And I work in fashion. 844 00:35:03,342 --> 00:35:05,177 - What? That's amazing. - Yeah. 845 00:35:05,212 --> 00:35:07,344 Thank you, um, can I... 846 00:35:07,379 --> 00:35:09,181 - Can I get just a little... - Lindsay Simpson. 847 00:35:09,216 --> 00:35:11,249 Just a refill, my song's about to come up. 848 00:35:11,284 --> 00:35:12,877 - So I gotta... - Well, let's get you 849 00:35:12,912 --> 00:35:15,451 - warmed up, girl. - I gotta go, but you, 850 00:35:15,486 --> 00:35:17,816 you look great, it's so good to see you. 851 00:35:17,851 --> 00:35:19,653 I'll see you. We'll be seeing you. 852 00:35:19,688 --> 00:35:21,787 Yeah, I'll be here all weekend, don't worry. 853 00:35:28,565 --> 00:35:31,434 Hi... ya. 854 00:35:31,469 --> 00:35:33,304 I was hoping you would come back. 855 00:35:33,339 --> 00:35:34,800 Oh, my God. 856 00:35:34,835 --> 00:35:36,736 - Is Jack okay? - Jack is fine. 857 00:35:36,771 --> 00:35:38,419 He didn't throw up or anything? Does he need... 858 00:35:38,443 --> 00:35:40,212 No, no-no-no, he's sleeping, um, 859 00:35:40,247 --> 00:35:41,653 do you remember earlier, when I said that I thought 860 00:35:41,677 --> 00:35:43,644 - I recognized the waiter? - Oh, Daniel. 861 00:35:43,679 --> 00:35:44,645 - Yeah, Dan. - Daniel. 862 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,383 Dan, Dan Bishop. 863 00:35:46,418 --> 00:35:47,494 I went to high school with Dan. 864 00:35:47,518 --> 00:35:49,221 Daniel Bishop. Shut up. 865 00:35:49,256 --> 00:35:51,487 - Yeah, no, I went... - What are the odds? 866 00:35:51,522 --> 00:35:54,556 The odds that I, uh, would be a person 867 00:35:54,591 --> 00:35:56,822 who had a lot of sex with someone 868 00:35:56,857 --> 00:35:58,494 - who works at her house? - You did sex... 869 00:35:58,529 --> 00:35:59,924 Are very small! 870 00:35:59,959 --> 00:36:01,266 - Wow! - Yeah. 871 00:36:02,599 --> 00:36:04,269 That is so hot. 872 00:36:04,304 --> 00:36:06,568 Well... 873 00:36:06,603 --> 00:36:08,834 That's not all. 874 00:36:08,869 --> 00:36:10,638 Dan had a nickname. 875 00:36:10,673 --> 00:36:12,937 - What was his nickname? - Big Dick Dan. 876 00:36:12,972 --> 00:36:15,511 - Big Dick Dan? - Dan has a massive dick. 877 00:36:15,546 --> 00:36:16,743 Yes! 878 00:36:16,778 --> 00:36:18,646 - I love that. - Okay. 879 00:36:18,681 --> 00:36:20,483 - I love that so much. - Well, yeah. 880 00:36:20,518 --> 00:36:22,320 - Oh, my gosh. - It would be so fun 881 00:36:22,355 --> 00:36:24,421 and such a fun story 882 00:36:24,456 --> 00:36:26,027 if it wasn't for the fact that all of my sorority sisters 883 00:36:26,051 --> 00:36:27,787 knew about it... When I started dating Jack, 884 00:36:27,822 --> 00:36:29,393 they would tease him. 885 00:36:29,428 --> 00:36:30,691 Does Jack not have a big dick? 886 00:36:30,726 --> 00:36:32,528 No, Jack has a great dick. 887 00:36:32,563 --> 00:36:34,299 He has a great dick, it's just like, 888 00:36:34,334 --> 00:36:35,608 it's like husband dick, like he's my husband. 889 00:36:35,632 --> 00:36:37,335 - You know? - Yeah, I do know. 890 00:36:37,370 --> 00:36:38,930 - Unfortunately. - He's been pretty cool 891 00:36:38,965 --> 00:36:40,932 about it, it's just that... 892 00:36:40,967 --> 00:36:43,374 I... I don't know how he's gonna react. 893 00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:45,673 - Mmm. - It's an old wound. 894 00:36:45,708 --> 00:36:47,422 - You know what I mean? - Why does it... Why does it 895 00:36:47,446 --> 00:36:48,973 need to be a thing? 896 00:36:49,008 --> 00:36:50,612 Well, because I'm gonna be 897 00:36:50,647 --> 00:36:52,020 a terrible person if I don't tell him. 898 00:36:52,044 --> 00:36:53,846 You don't have to tell him shit. 899 00:36:53,881 --> 00:36:55,683 - What? - Why do you have 900 00:36:55,718 --> 00:36:57,718 to tell him that? You could just not tell him. 901 00:36:57,753 --> 00:37:00,424 In what world do I just ignore Big Dick Dan 902 00:37:00,459 --> 00:37:02,657 - for the rest of the week? - I don't want you to. 903 00:37:02,692 --> 00:37:04,560 But maybe you kind of have to. 904 00:37:04,595 --> 00:37:06,496 Or I could just fire him. 905 00:37:06,531 --> 00:37:07,926 - Because then... - What?! 906 00:37:07,961 --> 00:37:09,631 You don't have to think about it, 907 00:37:09,666 --> 00:37:11,413 Jack doesn't have to get upset, and then we can... 908 00:37:11,437 --> 00:37:13,305 - Are you messing with me? - Daniel! 909 00:37:13,340 --> 00:37:15,340 - No! Cat, seriously. - I feel like you... 910 00:37:15,375 --> 00:37:17,309 No, tequila's great! Thank you! 911 00:37:17,344 --> 00:37:19,003 - Stop it! - I'm sorry, I just 912 00:37:19,038 --> 00:37:20,741 want you to have a good time, okay? 913 00:37:20,776 --> 00:37:22,380 - Okay, so then... - Okay. 914 00:37:22,415 --> 00:37:24,008 Maybe for tonight we can just... 915 00:37:24,043 --> 00:37:27,616 - forget about it? - Hey, can you keep a secret? 916 00:37:27,651 --> 00:37:30,916 - Yeah. - Keep it a secret. 917 00:37:58,946 --> 00:38:00,814 Fuck... 918 00:38:00,849 --> 00:38:02,046 Oh... 919 00:38:03,885 --> 00:38:05,852 Oh, my... 920 00:38:12,894 --> 00:38:15,026 Oh, fuck. 921 00:38:15,061 --> 00:38:17,061 Oh. 922 00:38:17,096 --> 00:38:19,503 Babe, this doesn't even have to be an argument. 923 00:38:19,538 --> 00:38:22,473 I can take the plane and be back in time from Dubai 924 00:38:22,508 --> 00:38:24,101 to see his art installation. 925 00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:26,004 Except I don't believe you. 926 00:38:26,039 --> 00:38:27,885 You're not gonna make it back at time, and then I... 927 00:38:27,909 --> 00:38:29,876 Why does he wear so much eyeliner to those things? 928 00:38:29,911 --> 00:38:32,450 Because it's part of his look. 929 00:38:32,485 --> 00:38:34,111 He's establishing himself as an artist. 930 00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:36,113 Well, I don't wanna raise a weird kid 931 00:38:36,148 --> 00:38:37,653 who dresses in black all the time. 932 00:38:37,688 --> 00:38:39,116 If he's weird, then he's gonna be... 933 00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:41,723 Jack, hey, morning! You sleep okay? 934 00:38:41,758 --> 00:38:44,429 - Hi, is Lindz up? - Uh, no, no. 935 00:38:44,464 --> 00:38:46,563 She, um... 936 00:38:46,598 --> 00:38:48,796 I'm... I am like... 937 00:38:48,831 --> 00:38:51,029 Uh, we-we-we... we got after it last night, huh? 938 00:38:51,064 --> 00:38:53,130 You definitely took it up a notch, my man, 939 00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:55,407 but hey, when you work hard, you get to play hard. 940 00:38:55,442 --> 00:38:57,541 Am I right? 941 00:38:57,576 --> 00:38:59,070 You going for a run? 942 00:38:59,105 --> 00:39:00,841 Yeah, yeah, no, I'm gonna, you know, 943 00:39:00,876 --> 00:39:03,646 try to sweat it out before I put it back in. 944 00:39:03,681 --> 00:39:05,516 Detox, retox, circle of life. 945 00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:07,078 - You should use the gym. - The gym? 946 00:39:07,113 --> 00:39:08,662 There's one downstairs and then another one 947 00:39:08,686 --> 00:39:10,147 - down below by the pool. - The pool? 948 00:39:10,182 --> 00:39:12,083 Yeah, the one downstairs is kind of sterile. 949 00:39:12,118 --> 00:39:13,887 Agreed, I prefer the one at the guest house. 950 00:39:13,922 --> 00:39:15,691 - The guest house? - Also, Kerry's 951 00:39:15,726 --> 00:39:17,825 in the gym downstairs, and he is a lot in there. 952 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:19,926 - At the guest house. - No, downstairs. 953 00:39:19,961 --> 00:39:21,103 But I think Carrie's at the sauna. 954 00:39:21,127 --> 00:39:22,599 - Oh. - Where? 955 00:39:22,634 --> 00:39:23,996 - By the pool. - Which is? 956 00:39:24,031 --> 00:39:25,899 - Down below. - Down below. 957 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:28,968 Great. 958 00:39:30,972 --> 00:39:33,940 There it is. 959 00:39:33,975 --> 00:39:36,745 - Have fun. - Sweat it out. 960 00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:38,978 - He's gonna get lost. - Yeah. 961 00:39:39,013 --> 00:39:42,718 Hah! Hah! 962 00:39:42,753 --> 00:39:45,017 Hah! 963 00:39:45,052 --> 00:39:48,460 Hah! Hah! Hey, buddy! 964 00:39:48,495 --> 00:39:50,055 Hah! 965 00:39:50,090 --> 00:39:53,157 I miss you, Daddy! I miss you, Daddy! 966 00:39:53,192 --> 00:39:54,829 I hate you, Daddy! 967 00:40:25,928 --> 00:40:27,697 - Hey. - Hey. 968 00:40:27,732 --> 00:40:29,171 - How you doing? - I'm good, brother. 969 00:40:29,195 --> 00:40:31,162 Just enjoying the bounty of a beautiful day. 970 00:40:31,197 --> 00:40:33,703 - Right on. - Hey, you're Jack, right? 971 00:40:33,738 --> 00:40:35,969 - Lindsay's husband. - Yeah, yeah, man, you guys... 972 00:40:36,004 --> 00:40:37,806 Man, it is great to meet you. 973 00:40:37,841 --> 00:40:40,006 Yeah, you guys... 974 00:40:40,041 --> 00:40:41,810 you guys too, I'm looking for the... 975 00:40:41,845 --> 00:40:44,109 - the guest house? - Which one? 976 00:40:44,144 --> 00:40:47,178 The... The one with the pool? 977 00:40:47,213 --> 00:40:49,180 Oh, yeah, it's just right down that way. 978 00:40:49,215 --> 00:40:50,764 - You're heading there, right? - That way? 979 00:40:50,788 --> 00:40:52,282 - Yeah. - So I just... okay. 980 00:40:52,317 --> 00:40:54,086 Follow the path, brother, you'll get there. 981 00:41:01,161 --> 00:41:03,733 Oh, hey! I'm here, sorry. 982 00:41:03,768 --> 00:41:06,065 I'm here. 983 00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:08,804 - You almost saw me naked. - I almost did. 984 00:41:08,839 --> 00:41:10,740 - Almost. - Almost. 985 00:41:10,775 --> 00:41:13,006 Oh! 986 00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:15,646 One more! 987 00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:17,021 Oh, please... Please stop doing that. 988 00:41:17,045 --> 00:41:18,682 I'm just kidding. I wouldn't do that. 989 00:41:18,717 --> 00:41:20,585 - Okay. - Maybe I would. 990 00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:22,851 I... 991 00:41:22,886 --> 00:41:25,722 Oh, my God, how fucking absurd is this place? 992 00:41:25,757 --> 00:41:27,691 Thank you. Thank you, this is like, 993 00:41:27,726 --> 00:41:29,561 I've never seen anything like this. 994 00:41:29,596 --> 00:41:31,794 I, like, need this to work out with me and Ker. 995 00:41:31,829 --> 00:41:33,158 I can't go back to being poor. 996 00:41:33,193 --> 00:41:34,830 Back to being a model, yeah? 997 00:41:34,865 --> 00:41:36,700 - I'm an actress. - Oh, that's cool. 998 00:41:36,735 --> 00:41:37,932 Have I seen you in anything? 999 00:41:37,967 --> 00:41:39,296 Do you watch "Murderer Minds"? 1000 00:41:39,331 --> 00:41:41,265 - No. - I was murdered on it. 1001 00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:43,872 - Cool. - I also sing, 1002 00:41:43,907 --> 00:41:45,907 dance, paint. 1003 00:41:45,942 --> 00:41:47,238 Run a wellness Instagram account 1004 00:41:47,273 --> 00:41:48,811 with over 50,000 followers. 1005 00:41:48,846 --> 00:41:50,813 Oh, wow. You got a lot going on, huh? 1006 00:41:50,848 --> 00:41:53,178 Not really, I just try to speak it into existence. 1007 00:41:53,213 --> 00:41:54,916 Like "The Secret." 1008 00:41:56,018 --> 00:41:58,058 No, it's not a secret. I just don't wanna work hard. 1009 00:42:02,860 --> 00:42:04,695 Okay. 1010 00:42:06,864 --> 00:42:08,325 I'm bored. 1011 00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:14,199 Cool. 1012 00:42:24,948 --> 00:42:26,717 Oh... 1013 00:43:15,801 --> 00:43:18,868 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 1014 00:43:18,903 --> 00:43:20,969 - What're you getting? - Mischief. 1015 00:43:21,004 --> 00:43:22,905 All right, okay. 1016 00:43:22,940 --> 00:43:24,973 How about a little... Ooh, this one has 1017 00:43:25,008 --> 00:43:26,942 some secrets. 1018 00:43:26,977 --> 00:43:29,714 Did you guys know that nearly 3% 1019 00:43:29,749 --> 00:43:33,245 of Atlantic glaciers is penguin urine? 1020 00:43:36,283 --> 00:43:37,414 Car, who told you that? 1021 00:43:37,449 --> 00:43:39,086 I learned it at Harvard. 1022 00:43:44,225 --> 00:43:45,895 That's awesome. You went to Harvard. 1023 00:43:45,930 --> 00:43:47,699 Yeah, you didn't know? 1024 00:43:47,734 --> 00:43:49,734 No, no, I didn't... 1025 00:43:49,769 --> 00:43:52,363 Lindz, just have one. 1026 00:43:52,398 --> 00:43:54,266 - God, I... - Come on, we're wine tasting 1027 00:43:54,301 --> 00:43:56,213 in, like, 30 minutes, this'll get you back in the game. 1028 00:43:56,237 --> 00:43:59,007 I know, I just... I feel like I'm dying right now. 1029 00:43:59,042 --> 00:44:00,404 Did you drink the electrolytes? 1030 00:44:00,439 --> 00:44:02,307 - Yeah. - Oh. 1031 00:44:02,342 --> 00:44:04,045 I'll text Milton and have him put 1032 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,849 - another kit in the room. - Okay. 1033 00:44:05,884 --> 00:44:08,786 I'm sorry, hey, who... who is Milton? 1034 00:44:09,921 --> 00:44:11,283 He's Milton. 1035 00:44:11,318 --> 00:44:13,186 What would you say his job is? 1036 00:44:13,221 --> 00:44:15,353 - Jack. - Um... 1037 00:44:15,388 --> 00:44:17,960 I think he was, like, a party planner 1038 00:44:17,995 --> 00:44:19,830 or maybe an interior designer. 1039 00:44:19,865 --> 00:44:21,865 Um, Matt, babe, how would you describe 1040 00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:24,494 - what Milton does? - Uh... 1041 00:44:24,529 --> 00:44:27,497 he's... he's Milton. 1042 00:44:27,532 --> 00:44:29,873 Okay, and then the... the-the guys, 1043 00:44:29,908 --> 00:44:31,743 I met the guy watering the plant today 1044 00:44:31,778 --> 00:44:33,745 - with the mullet. - Uh, that is Daniel. 1045 00:44:33,780 --> 00:44:36,077 - Daniel... and Daniel... - Oh, Dan! 1046 00:44:36,112 --> 00:44:37,881 Yeah, Brother Dan, Dan is the man! 1047 00:44:37,916 --> 00:44:40,818 Daniel is Daniel, and I... 1048 00:44:40,853 --> 00:44:42,787 don't want to talk about it anymore. 1049 00:44:42,822 --> 00:44:44,085 It's high acid. 1050 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,889 What I do want to talk about is 1051 00:44:45,924 --> 00:44:47,792 my... babe... 1052 00:44:47,827 --> 00:44:49,299 - Do you feel that... - Babe, I'm trying to... 1053 00:44:49,323 --> 00:44:50,938 - I'm having a moment. - What, babe, what? 1054 00:44:50,962 --> 00:44:52,126 - Please. - I'm talking... 1055 00:44:52,161 --> 00:44:53,831 I'm talking too! 1056 00:44:53,866 --> 00:44:56,196 What I do want to talk about is 1057 00:44:56,231 --> 00:44:58,528 my friend Lindz. 1058 00:44:58,563 --> 00:45:01,102 Matt, did you know that Lindz was studying 1059 00:45:01,137 --> 00:45:03,038 at FIDM before Jack got disbarred 1060 00:45:03,073 --> 00:45:05,436 - and her mother died? - Oh, no, I didn't know that. 1061 00:45:05,471 --> 00:45:07,812 - Yeah. - Jack didn't get disbarred. 1062 00:45:07,847 --> 00:45:09,220 - He's just... - She wanted to make upscale 1063 00:45:09,244 --> 00:45:11,409 sustainable clothing. 1064 00:45:11,444 --> 00:45:13,444 You want to make upscale sustainable clothing. 1065 00:45:13,479 --> 00:45:17,151 I've been thinking about it, and I wanna help Lindz 1066 00:45:17,186 --> 00:45:20,957 realize her dream of becoming a girlboss. 1067 00:45:20,992 --> 00:45:22,827 Yes, girlboss. 1068 00:45:22,862 --> 00:45:25,126 - Wait, what? - Wait, what? 1069 00:45:25,161 --> 00:45:27,557 I think we should invest in our friend Lindz 1070 00:45:27,592 --> 00:45:30,197 and help make her dream a reality. 1071 00:45:30,232 --> 00:45:32,232 Hey... 1072 00:45:32,267 --> 00:45:33,497 sure, yeah. 1073 00:45:33,532 --> 00:45:34,971 Right on... congrats, Lindz. 1074 00:45:35,006 --> 00:45:36,335 - Let's do it. - Yeah! 1075 00:45:36,370 --> 00:45:37,974 - Let's do it. - Congratulations! 1076 00:45:39,505 --> 00:45:41,912 - What... - Cheers! Cheers! 1077 00:45:41,947 --> 00:45:43,881 - Yeah, no, we're... - Congratulations. 1078 00:45:43,916 --> 00:45:47,049 Oh, sure, it's... thank you! 1079 00:45:47,084 --> 00:45:48,886 - Oh, my God. - Of course. 1080 00:45:48,921 --> 00:45:50,349 - Yeah. - So, I... I mean, 1081 00:45:50,384 --> 00:45:52,483 what... 1082 00:45:52,518 --> 00:45:54,529 so do you wanna do the store? Or do you wanna do a line? 1083 00:45:54,553 --> 00:45:55,970 Oh, well, I haven't really thought about it, let's talk 1084 00:45:55,994 --> 00:45:57,290 - about it later, okay? - Okay. 1085 00:45:57,325 --> 00:45:58,962 We gotta do wine tasting first, remember? 1086 00:45:58,997 --> 00:46:00,397 - What just happened? - Wine tasting 1087 00:46:00,427 --> 00:46:02,229 - is happening. - Whoo! 1088 00:46:02,264 --> 00:46:04,495 There's this cute little place down the road. 1089 00:46:04,530 --> 00:46:06,299 All the workers who pick the grapes are given 1090 00:46:06,334 --> 00:46:08,136 insurance and livable wages. 1091 00:46:08,171 --> 00:46:10,138 - And we have to support them. - I got it. 1092 00:46:10,173 --> 00:46:12,173 Matt, do you wanna... Do you want me to pitch in? 1093 00:46:12,208 --> 00:46:13,614 I could just sell my car or something. 1094 00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:15,539 I could probably... 1095 00:46:15,574 --> 00:46:17,442 - This guy! - We got it. 1096 00:46:17,477 --> 00:46:19,180 - He's so funny. - You know... 1097 00:46:19,215 --> 00:46:21,446 Jack, I will take payment from you 1098 00:46:21,481 --> 00:46:22,953 in karate-chopping my enemies. 1099 00:46:22,988 --> 00:46:24,383 Kerry, Kerry, 1100 00:46:24,418 --> 00:46:25,989 did you hear that? That was so funny. 1101 00:46:26,024 --> 00:46:27,892 - Hilarious. - Finish your drinks. 1102 00:46:27,927 --> 00:46:29,234 - Finish your drinks, dummies. - Let's go, come on. 1103 00:46:29,258 --> 00:46:30,631 - Okay, okay, bottoms up. - Oh, hey... 1104 00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:32,622 - Yes. - Jack, are you gonna drive? 1105 00:46:32,657 --> 00:46:34,525 Yeah, I'll drive Lindsay and I separate, 1106 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,966 and we'll meet you guys there, yeah? 1107 00:46:38,234 --> 00:46:41,433 - What the fuck just happened? - I know. 1108 00:46:41,468 --> 00:46:45,074 Okay, this is now not just a fun weekend, 1109 00:46:45,109 --> 00:46:46,911 this is also a business weekend. 1110 00:46:46,946 --> 00:46:49,012 She could become my colleague. 1111 00:46:49,047 --> 00:46:51,883 Keeping it tight, maybe not joke about us 1112 00:46:51,918 --> 00:46:53,951 being poor at the dinner table? 1113 00:46:53,986 --> 00:46:56,019 But we're... we're not poor. 1114 00:46:56,054 --> 00:46:57,515 No, I know that we're not poor, 1115 00:46:57,550 --> 00:47:00,221 but compared to them, we definitely are. 1116 00:47:00,256 --> 00:47:01,959 Right, but compared to them, 1117 00:47:01,994 --> 00:47:03,653 99.9% of the world is, 1118 00:47:03,688 --> 00:47:06,194 I mean, Gary's grandfather invented tater tots, 1119 00:47:06,229 --> 00:47:08,361 and Matt's worth, like, a billion dollars. 1120 00:47:08,396 --> 00:47:10,198 - How do you know? - I had service 1121 00:47:10,233 --> 00:47:11,166 in the restaurant and Googled him. 1122 00:47:11,201 --> 00:47:12,904 Wait, why... 1123 00:47:12,939 --> 00:47:14,631 - Why'd you Google him? - Why'd I... 1124 00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:16,446 He ran a background check on me... I can't Google him? 1125 00:47:16,470 --> 00:47:17,953 - No, I just... - You said everybody Googles. 1126 00:47:17,977 --> 00:47:19,977 Okay, just stop saying Google. 1127 00:47:26,645 --> 00:47:28,546 Get your nose in the glass. 1128 00:47:28,581 --> 00:47:31,021 Get it in there. Further, further. 1129 00:47:31,056 --> 00:47:32,451 Come on, let's go ask Georges. 1130 00:47:32,486 --> 00:47:34,618 Get it in there. 1131 00:47:34,653 --> 00:47:37,654 Georges? Am I on pills, 1132 00:47:37,689 --> 00:47:39,524 or does this taste more like a burgundy? 1133 00:47:39,559 --> 00:47:41,262 No, you're not. 1134 00:47:41,297 --> 00:47:43,297 Actually, it's because it has a lower 1135 00:47:43,332 --> 00:47:45,464 alcohol content than most California pinots. 1136 00:47:45,499 --> 00:47:47,697 - Mmm. - It's because 1137 00:47:47,732 --> 00:47:49,402 we're biodynamic. 1138 00:47:49,437 --> 00:47:51,239 - Obviously. - Obviously, now, 1139 00:47:51,274 --> 00:47:53,571 correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you only 1140 00:47:53,606 --> 00:47:56,640 one of four biodynamic vineyards in California? 1141 00:47:56,675 --> 00:47:58,279 - Am I right? - One of four 1142 00:47:58,314 --> 00:47:59,489 certified by the French government. 1143 00:47:59,513 --> 00:48:01,315 - Ahh. - Yes. 1144 00:48:01,350 --> 00:48:03,152 I love France. 1145 00:48:03,187 --> 00:48:05,220 - Yeah, she does! - Yeah, baby! 1146 00:48:05,255 --> 00:48:07,189 That's... a great place. 1147 00:48:07,224 --> 00:48:09,620 I love France. 1148 00:48:09,655 --> 00:48:11,655 Honestly, I would love to go to Provence. 1149 00:48:11,690 --> 00:48:13,657 Oh, we're going. 1150 00:48:13,692 --> 00:48:16,495 After you've set up the line. 1151 00:48:16,530 --> 00:48:20,169 You're... You're really serious about this, aren't you? 1152 00:48:20,204 --> 00:48:22,468 Be pretty fucked up if I wasn't. 1153 00:48:22,503 --> 00:48:25,240 Hey, babe? 1154 00:48:25,275 --> 00:48:28,276 - Yeah, babe? - What... What do we like? 1155 00:48:28,311 --> 00:48:30,080 Uh, what do you like? 1156 00:48:30,115 --> 00:48:32,379 - Um... oh, I like the white. - Which? 1157 00:48:32,414 --> 00:48:35,514 Oh, um... all of 'em. 1158 00:48:35,549 --> 00:48:37,549 Get all the whites! 1159 00:48:39,619 --> 00:48:41,102 You can spit the wine. You don't have to swallow it 1160 00:48:41,126 --> 00:48:42,422 - every time. - Oh! 1161 00:48:42,457 --> 00:48:44,127 No, I like swallowing. 1162 00:48:44,162 --> 00:48:45,722 You heard the lady, why don't we do 1163 00:48:45,757 --> 00:48:48,098 a case of each? 1164 00:48:48,133 --> 00:48:50,001 Oh... 1165 00:48:50,036 --> 00:48:51,761 okay. 1166 00:48:51,796 --> 00:48:54,401 Okay, um, why don't I bring those to the car? 1167 00:48:54,436 --> 00:48:56,469 And you can finish up your glasses here? 1168 00:48:56,504 --> 00:48:58,141 - Love it. - Actually, Georges, 1169 00:48:58,176 --> 00:48:59,450 you know what? Why don't you just, uh, 1170 00:48:59,474 --> 00:49:01,012 why don't you just double it? 1171 00:49:01,047 --> 00:49:03,740 Oh... double it? 1172 00:49:03,775 --> 00:49:06,380 - Yeah, two cases of each. - Each. 1173 00:49:06,415 --> 00:49:08,679 Okay, well, sorry. 1174 00:49:08,714 --> 00:49:10,351 I went to Berkeley, 1175 00:49:10,386 --> 00:49:12,287 so we didn't... Numbers were just shapes. 1176 00:49:12,322 --> 00:49:14,619 - Sure, sure, sure... - So, you want... 1177 00:49:14,654 --> 00:49:19,129 two of both varietals or four of both varietals? 1178 00:49:19,164 --> 00:49:21,362 - Yes, both. - Yes, both. 1179 00:49:23,267 --> 00:49:25,696 - Each. - Each. 1180 00:49:25,731 --> 00:49:27,368 Wonderful. 1181 00:49:27,403 --> 00:49:29,172 - That's white. - Oh... oopsies. 1182 00:49:29,207 --> 00:49:31,042 It's rosé. 1183 00:49:31,077 --> 00:49:32,681 I don't think... Is that how they make rosé? 1184 00:49:32,705 --> 00:49:34,474 Mm-hm, you just mix red and white. 1185 00:49:34,509 --> 00:49:36,674 - Okay. Hi, hi. - Hi, um, 1186 00:49:36,709 --> 00:49:38,610 - which one did you like? - I, uh... 1187 00:49:38,645 --> 00:49:40,612 - Hi, thank you. - Try the rosé. 1188 00:49:40,647 --> 00:49:42,284 - Hi. - No, it's... we're great. 1189 00:49:42,319 --> 00:49:44,121 Which... Which wine did I like, Carrie? 1190 00:49:44,156 --> 00:49:46,486 Jackie likes the penis noir. 1191 00:49:48,391 --> 00:49:51,128 Penis... pinot noir. 1192 00:49:51,163 --> 00:49:53,097 'Cause he likes the penis! 1193 00:49:53,132 --> 00:49:54,461 - Okay. - Okay, hey, 1194 00:49:54,496 --> 00:49:56,067 so I think we should get some wine. 1195 00:49:56,102 --> 00:49:57,761 - Can you take care of that? - Yeah. 1196 00:49:57,796 --> 00:49:59,466 Yeah, no, I'll get some wine. 1197 00:49:59,501 --> 00:50:01,600 That's good. Can you maybe just... no, okay. 1198 00:50:01,635 --> 00:50:03,239 Bye. 1199 00:50:03,274 --> 00:50:05,142 - Excuse me, sir? - Yeah? 1200 00:50:05,177 --> 00:50:07,441 I guess I need a bottle of, um, the... 1201 00:50:07,476 --> 00:50:09,212 The pinot noir. 1202 00:50:09,247 --> 00:50:10,708 Okay, just a bottle? 1203 00:50:10,743 --> 00:50:12,380 Yeah, just... Just a bottle, please? 1204 00:50:13,713 --> 00:50:15,581 - Can I see the price sheet? - No. 1205 00:50:15,616 --> 00:50:18,485 I'm sorry, I... 1206 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,421 it's market price, so it just kind of like 1207 00:50:20,456 --> 00:50:22,159 is what I feel at the moment. 1208 00:50:22,194 --> 00:50:23,853 - Whoa! - Oh, my God. 1209 00:50:23,888 --> 00:50:25,855 - Oh! Okay. - There she goes. 1210 00:50:25,890 --> 00:50:27,593 - Just... - There she goes. 1211 00:50:27,628 --> 00:50:29,364 - Oh, boy. - She's fun. 1212 00:50:29,399 --> 00:50:31,531 - Yeah, she's fun. - Oh, maybe we... 1213 00:50:31,566 --> 00:50:33,401 Maybe we get to some water there, Car-Bear. 1214 00:50:33,436 --> 00:50:35,139 No water... 1215 00:50:35,174 --> 00:50:37,471 Hey, Kerry, do you wanna help me out here, bud? 1216 00:50:37,506 --> 00:50:39,374 Dude, she's like 11 pounds, you got it. 1217 00:50:39,409 --> 00:50:40,771 - Okay. - You're doing great, Jack. 1218 00:50:40,806 --> 00:50:42,839 - Okay... - Whee! 1219 00:50:42,874 --> 00:50:44,709 Okay, I'm just gonna... 1220 00:50:44,744 --> 00:50:46,612 Ballet! 1221 00:50:46,647 --> 00:50:49,153 - Turn her on her side. - Oh, that's sweet. 1222 00:50:49,188 --> 00:50:50,495 - That's sweet. - Well, I just don't want her 1223 00:50:50,519 --> 00:50:52,288 to throw up on those hair extensions. 1224 00:50:52,323 --> 00:50:53,729 Take off those shoes, they're very expensive. 1225 00:50:53,753 --> 00:50:56,556 I have those. My wife has those. 1226 00:50:56,591 --> 00:50:58,360 Yeah. 1227 00:50:58,395 --> 00:50:59,823 - Carrie is drunk. - Yeah. 1228 00:50:59,858 --> 00:51:02,298 Maybe we oughta, like... yeah? 1229 00:51:02,333 --> 00:51:04,267 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. 1230 00:51:04,302 --> 00:51:06,368 Sure. 1231 00:51:06,403 --> 00:51:08,337 - You're terrible. - I know. 1232 00:51:08,372 --> 00:51:10,438 So bad. She's the worst, though. 1233 00:51:12,475 --> 00:51:14,376 No, you did not say that. 1234 00:51:14,411 --> 00:51:15,773 You didn't. 1235 00:51:15,808 --> 00:51:17,577 - Hey. - Oh, my God. 1236 00:51:17,612 --> 00:51:19,414 Uh, we may need to Uber home. 1237 00:51:19,449 --> 00:51:21,845 - Ooh, we don't have room? - Yeah, no. 1238 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,517 Hey, I got the wine. 1239 00:51:24,949 --> 00:51:27,389 - Yeah, what? - Just... 1240 00:51:27,424 --> 00:51:28,753 why did you 1241 00:51:28,788 --> 00:51:30,920 only get a bottle? 1242 00:51:30,955 --> 00:51:32,669 Well, because Carrie said it was my favorite. 1243 00:51:32,693 --> 00:51:34,462 It's the penis noir, and then 1244 00:51:34,497 --> 00:51:36,177 Matt said it would go with the BBQ tonight. 1245 00:51:36,202 --> 00:51:37,828 Okay, but why didn't you get a case? 1246 00:51:37,863 --> 00:51:39,566 'Cause they're, like, really expensive. 1247 00:51:39,601 --> 00:51:41,634 - Like how expensive? - Like... Like, a lot. 1248 00:51:41,669 --> 00:51:44,274 - What's a lot? - Like, $50 a bottle. 1249 00:51:44,309 --> 00:51:46,474 Oh... okay, well, 1250 00:51:46,509 --> 00:51:48,707 just put it on the Mastercard. We can afford that. 1251 00:51:48,742 --> 00:51:51,644 You wanna waste $300 on six bottles of wine? 1252 00:51:51,679 --> 00:51:53,514 - A case is 12. - A case is six. 1253 00:51:53,549 --> 00:51:55,450 - A case of beer is 12. - A case of beer is 24. 1254 00:51:55,485 --> 00:51:56,594 - What is a case of 12? - I have no idea, White Claw? 1255 00:51:56,618 --> 00:51:57,947 Just buy it. 1256 00:51:57,982 --> 00:51:59,421 Lindsay, that's a car payment. 1257 00:51:59,456 --> 00:52:00,719 Hey, Georges, I'm so sorry. 1258 00:52:00,754 --> 00:52:02,457 - Hi. - Hi. 1259 00:52:02,492 --> 00:52:03,920 My husband made a mistake. 1260 00:52:03,955 --> 00:52:05,339 We are actually going to take a case 1261 00:52:05,363 --> 00:52:06,824 of the pinot grigio. 1262 00:52:06,859 --> 00:52:09,497 - Pinot noir. - Of the pinot noir. 1263 00:52:09,532 --> 00:52:11,202 Absolutely. 1264 00:52:11,237 --> 00:52:12,775 And you know what, actually, we're gonna get 1265 00:52:12,799 --> 00:52:14,700 two cases, right? 1266 00:52:14,735 --> 00:52:17,307 Because we can have one with the dinner tonight, 1267 00:52:17,342 --> 00:52:19,804 and then we can take one home, right, Jack? 1268 00:52:19,839 --> 00:52:21,575 It's gonna go great with the dinner. 1269 00:52:21,610 --> 00:52:23,280 Yeah, you know, you do get a discount 1270 00:52:23,315 --> 00:52:24,941 if you buy a case. That's great. 1271 00:52:24,976 --> 00:52:26,712 So just charge the same card? 1272 00:52:26,747 --> 00:52:28,417 - Yes, absolutely. - Okay. 1273 00:52:28,452 --> 00:52:30,518 - Thank you so much. - That is... 1274 00:52:30,553 --> 00:52:32,850 - so thoughtful of you. - Ugh, oh, my gosh. 1275 00:52:32,885 --> 00:52:34,819 It's the least we could do, right, Jack? 1276 00:52:34,854 --> 00:52:37,756 Yeah, yeah, you know, I just... I just had a thought. 1277 00:52:37,791 --> 00:52:39,593 What if... What if we take the Tesla back 1278 00:52:39,628 --> 00:52:40,968 since we're waiting for the rest of the wine 1279 00:52:40,992 --> 00:52:42,574 to show up, and you guys just take my car, 1280 00:52:42,598 --> 00:52:43,674 and we'll see you back there, yeah? 1281 00:52:43,698 --> 00:52:45,302 - You sure? - Yeah. 1282 00:52:45,337 --> 00:52:46,512 Do you know how to drive a Tesla, 1283 00:52:46,536 --> 00:52:49,306 - Jack? - Do I... 1284 00:52:49,341 --> 00:52:51,869 I think the real question, Ker, 1285 00:52:51,904 --> 00:52:54,311 is do you know how to drive a Corolla? 1286 00:52:54,346 --> 00:52:56,775 So funny. 1287 00:52:56,810 --> 00:52:59,250 You... You put it in drive? 1288 00:52:59,285 --> 00:53:00,988 Yep, just start it, drive, you're good to go. 1289 00:53:01,012 --> 00:53:03,980 - All right. - Okay. 1290 00:53:04,015 --> 00:53:05,784 - Okay. - Okay, cool, 1291 00:53:05,819 --> 00:53:07,456 we'll just do a little switcheroo. 1292 00:53:07,491 --> 00:53:08,853 - Cute, love it. - Right. 1293 00:53:08,888 --> 00:53:11,328 - Thanks, Jackie. - Okay. 1294 00:53:11,363 --> 00:53:13,792 Definitely sitting up here. 1295 00:53:13,827 --> 00:53:15,563 - Thank you. - Watch your head, Carrie. 1296 00:53:15,598 --> 00:53:16,993 - Ooh! - Good work. 1297 00:53:17,028 --> 00:53:18,533 Oh, she lost her little crown. 1298 00:53:18,568 --> 00:53:19,897 Yeah, that's okay. 1299 00:53:19,932 --> 00:53:21,668 Okay. 1300 00:53:21,703 --> 00:53:24,704 Yeah... origami. 1301 00:53:31,614 --> 00:53:33,284 Bye! 1302 00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:37,046 We need to get rid of this fucking wine. 1303 00:53:37,081 --> 00:53:39,818 - What? Why? - Because we can't afford it. 1304 00:53:39,853 --> 00:53:43,690 - Why? - Because... 1305 00:53:43,725 --> 00:53:46,627 it's $300 a bottle. 1306 00:53:46,662 --> 00:53:48,365 - What? - Yeah. 1307 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:50,059 You said that it was 50. 1308 00:53:50,094 --> 00:53:51,907 Because I didn't want you to get pissed off at me 1309 00:53:51,931 --> 00:53:53,634 for spending $300 on a bottle of wine. 1310 00:53:53,669 --> 00:53:55,471 So, you lied to me. 1311 00:53:55,506 --> 00:53:57,341 I... no. 1312 00:53:57,376 --> 00:53:59,310 No, not doing this right now. Georges, hi! 1313 00:53:59,345 --> 00:54:01,037 Hi, you know what, I think my wife is 1314 00:54:01,072 --> 00:54:02,555 actually the one who made a mistake here. 1315 00:54:02,579 --> 00:54:04,414 We need to return this wine please. 1316 00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:06,449 - Oh, no, we don't do that. - You don't do what? 1317 00:54:06,484 --> 00:54:08,913 We don't do refunds. 1318 00:54:08,948 --> 00:54:11,520 Okay... okay... 1319 00:54:11,555 --> 00:54:13,489 we're good... Look, hey, hey. 1320 00:54:13,524 --> 00:54:15,458 - Yeah? - I work in sales, okay? 1321 00:54:15,493 --> 00:54:17,405 I get it, right? You gotta get your nut here, right? 1322 00:54:17,429 --> 00:54:19,363 Okay, no-no-no-no-no. I got my nut. 1323 00:54:19,398 --> 00:54:21,530 And I got their nut, and I got your nut, 1324 00:54:21,565 --> 00:54:24,830 and I got all your nuts all over my face, okay? 1325 00:54:24,865 --> 00:54:27,503 And we still don't do refunds. 1326 00:54:27,538 --> 00:54:28,933 No, wait, look... fuck, come on, 1327 00:54:28,968 --> 00:54:30,803 - come on, hey, hey, look... - Jack? 1328 00:54:30,838 --> 00:54:32,618 It's still in the box, right? It's still organic. 1329 00:54:32,642 --> 00:54:34,103 Biodynamic. 1330 00:54:34,138 --> 00:54:35,588 And overpriced. You can take this back... 1331 00:54:35,612 --> 00:54:37,040 - No, no, that's okay. - Jack? 1332 00:54:37,075 --> 00:54:38,492 - He needs to take this back! - Jack! 1333 00:54:38,516 --> 00:54:40,384 What? 1334 00:54:40,419 --> 00:54:42,386 - We have to keep it. - Why? 1335 00:54:42,421 --> 00:54:44,685 Because we said we would drink it at dinner tonight. 1336 00:54:46,590 --> 00:54:48,458 Fuck! 1337 00:54:57,931 --> 00:55:00,063 You do not get to be mad at me about this. 1338 00:55:00,098 --> 00:55:01,834 I don't get to be mad at you about this. 1339 00:55:01,869 --> 00:55:03,869 - Don't do that, Jack. - Do what? 1340 00:55:03,904 --> 00:55:05,739 - Don't do the thing. - What thing? 1341 00:55:05,774 --> 00:55:07,642 - The lawyer thing. - I'm not doing 1342 00:55:07,677 --> 00:55:10,040 a lawyer thing, I'm just... making a counterpoint. 1343 00:55:10,075 --> 00:55:12,812 Oh, there it is. 1344 00:55:12,847 --> 00:55:14,847 You lied to me. It's as simple as that. 1345 00:55:14,882 --> 00:55:18,114 Okay, um, I'd just argue that I lied to you 1346 00:55:18,149 --> 00:55:20,457 because you're really embarrassed of me. 1347 00:55:20,492 --> 00:55:22,558 I am not embarrassed of you. 1348 00:55:22,593 --> 00:55:25,561 I... mm, see, you want us to be these people, 1349 00:55:25,596 --> 00:55:28,157 and we're just not, and, like, that's okay. 1350 00:55:28,192 --> 00:55:31,501 These people are miserable and drunks. 1351 00:55:31,536 --> 00:55:33,569 They're drunks? 1352 00:55:33,604 --> 00:55:35,538 They haven't stopped drinking since we got here. 1353 00:55:35,573 --> 00:55:37,969 - It's her birthday weekend. - Which she didn't tell you. 1354 00:55:38,004 --> 00:55:40,642 Because she didn't want it to be weird. 1355 00:55:47,618 --> 00:55:50,454 We are currently sitting in a car 1356 00:55:50,489 --> 00:55:52,951 that is worth $100,000. 1357 00:55:52,986 --> 00:55:54,755 Inside of that car, 1358 00:55:54,790 --> 00:55:57,758 there is $150,000 worth of wine. 1359 00:56:00,158 --> 00:56:02,026 This is weird. 1360 00:56:11,235 --> 00:56:12,872 Hi. 1361 00:56:12,907 --> 00:56:15,545 - Hey! - Hi! 1362 00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:17,074 You changed. 1363 00:56:17,109 --> 00:56:19,450 Oh, it's murder mystery night. 1364 00:56:19,485 --> 00:56:21,111 Milton made it a Roaring '20s theme. 1365 00:56:21,146 --> 00:56:24,114 Oh, um, I just... 1366 00:56:24,149 --> 00:56:25,819 I didn't bring anything to wear. 1367 00:56:25,854 --> 00:56:27,722 Oh, that's okay, Milton took care of it all. 1368 00:56:27,757 --> 00:56:29,691 There's some stuff in your room, go get changed, 1369 00:56:29,726 --> 00:56:31,858 and then come back up here whenever you're ready, 1370 00:56:31,893 --> 00:56:33,959 and we're all gonna go down to the farmhouse. 1371 00:56:33,994 --> 00:56:36,764 Okay... oh, we brought the wine. 1372 00:56:36,799 --> 00:56:38,964 - Wine? - From, um... 1373 00:56:38,999 --> 00:56:42,231 - from the tasting. - Oh, right! 1374 00:56:42,266 --> 00:56:44,541 Great, um, yeah, you can just put that 1375 00:56:44,576 --> 00:56:46,246 downstairs in the cellar and then go get changed. 1376 00:56:46,270 --> 00:56:48,138 We're gonna kill each other! 1377 00:56:48,173 --> 00:56:50,613 Hey, Jack, tonight, 1378 00:56:50,648 --> 00:56:53,110 why don't you pick on a vase your own size, see?! 1379 00:56:53,145 --> 00:56:55,145 Argh, ya see? 1380 00:57:10,635 --> 00:57:11,865 Well, good thing we bought two. 1381 00:57:11,900 --> 00:57:13,130 Okay. 1382 00:57:22,548 --> 00:57:25,241 They know my sizes? How do they do that? 1383 00:57:25,276 --> 00:57:27,749 God, I want a Milton. 1384 00:57:31,018 --> 00:57:33,722 Listen up! 1385 00:57:33,757 --> 00:57:36,989 It seems there be a murderer in our midst. 1386 00:57:37,024 --> 00:57:38,254 My name is 1387 00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:40,597 Police Chief Danny O'Sullivan! 1388 00:57:40,632 --> 00:57:42,632 And if there's one thing I won't stand, 1389 00:57:42,667 --> 00:57:45,261 it's murderers in Chicago. 1390 00:57:45,296 --> 00:57:47,164 - Ooh. - Manila! 1391 00:57:47,199 --> 00:57:50,167 Now, it seems that someone's been 1392 00:57:50,202 --> 00:57:52,642 feeding me intel on the inside. 1393 00:57:52,677 --> 00:57:54,578 Isn't that right, Becca Brasco? 1394 00:57:54,613 --> 00:57:56,272 Yeah, see?! 1395 00:57:56,307 --> 00:57:58,010 Me and my crew, we've been taking over 1396 00:57:58,045 --> 00:57:59,715 the South Side, see?! 1397 00:57:59,750 --> 00:58:01,849 When there was one person 1398 00:58:01,884 --> 00:58:04,082 standing in our way... 1399 00:58:06,922 --> 00:58:08,185 Jack, that's... that's your turn. 1400 00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:09,626 - Yeah, you go. - It's your turn. 1401 00:58:09,661 --> 00:58:11,287 - Read the card. - I just read it? 1402 00:58:11,322 --> 00:58:13,564 - Just read the card. - Just the card? Okay, um, 1403 00:58:13,599 --> 00:58:14,642 Where did these cards come from? 1404 00:58:14,666 --> 00:58:16,193 "I'm Michael O'Malley 1405 00:58:16,228 --> 00:58:17,898 "from the south side. My brother Patrick 1406 00:58:17,933 --> 00:58:19,207 - "was murdered... " - Okay, now, Jack, can you 1407 00:58:19,231 --> 00:58:21,033 please commit to the character? 1408 00:58:21,068 --> 00:58:22,672 - Do an accent. - Can you give a... 1409 00:58:22,707 --> 00:58:24,674 It's so freeing when you just read it 1410 00:58:24,709 --> 00:58:27,039 - with an accent. - Okay, yeah, okay. 1411 00:58:27,074 --> 00:58:29,206 Okay, um... 1412 00:58:29,241 --> 00:58:30,779 "I'm Michael O'Malley" 1413 00:58:30,814 --> 00:58:32,176 from the South Side. 1414 00:58:32,211 --> 00:58:35,047 My brother Patrick was murdered. 1415 00:58:35,082 --> 00:58:36,851 People think I did it to take control 1416 00:58:36,886 --> 00:58:38,721 of the potato trade, 1417 00:58:38,756 --> 00:58:40,151 but that's impossible 1418 00:58:40,186 --> 00:58:41,955 because I was on the north side 1419 00:58:41,990 --> 00:58:44,254 with Don Kerryon... " that's Kerry. 1420 00:58:44,289 --> 00:58:46,630 Ahh, that's-ah me! 1421 00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:52,900 "While I was on the north side with Don Ker-leone!" 1422 00:58:52,935 --> 00:58:55,100 True, true, that is true. 1423 00:58:55,135 --> 00:58:57,839 Because there's not one person in this room 1424 00:58:57,874 --> 00:59:00,908 that didn't stand to gain from Patrick's death. 1425 00:59:00,943 --> 00:59:03,779 Especially the wife! 1426 00:59:07,785 --> 00:59:09,213 Let's just pick up the cues. 1427 00:59:09,248 --> 00:59:10,819 Just pick up the cues, everyone. 1428 00:59:10,854 --> 00:59:12,282 - Seriously, take this. - Becca was 1429 00:59:12,317 --> 00:59:13,855 a Fulbright scholar. She's completely 1430 00:59:13,890 --> 00:59:15,791 wasting her life here. 1431 00:59:15,826 --> 00:59:17,859 - Love you, Becky. - Okay, sorry, Becca. 1432 00:59:17,894 --> 00:59:19,157 Total respect. 1433 00:59:19,192 --> 00:59:20,994 Yeah, that's embarrassing. 1434 00:59:21,029 --> 00:59:22,633 You got it, babe, go. 1435 00:59:22,668 --> 00:59:23,909 - You got it. - "It couldn't've been me." 1436 00:59:23,933 --> 00:59:25,735 I loved my husband. 1437 00:59:25,770 --> 00:59:28,133 We immigrated here together from Kilkenny. 1438 00:59:28,168 --> 00:59:30,168 On that ride across the Atlantic, 1439 00:59:30,203 --> 00:59:31,807 we would talk about the better life 1440 00:59:31,842 --> 00:59:33,644 America would show us. 1441 00:59:33,679 --> 00:59:36,372 We heard that there are no cats in America, 1442 00:59:36,407 --> 00:59:39,012 and the streets are made of cheese. 1443 00:59:39,047 --> 00:59:40,860 - Is she going off script? - Yeah, it's brilliant. 1444 00:59:40,884 --> 00:59:43,379 "Upon arriving in New York, 1445 00:59:43,414 --> 00:59:45,315 - "Patrick took me in his... " - Chicago! Chicago. 1446 00:59:45,350 --> 00:59:49,154 "Chicago, Patrick took me in his arms and said, 1447 00:59:49,189 --> 00:59:52,157 We will never want for anything again." 1448 00:59:52,192 --> 00:59:55,666 And then one of you monsters murdered him! 1449 01:00:00,937 --> 01:00:02,871 Wow! 1450 01:00:14,819 --> 01:00:16,214 Ooh! 1451 01:00:26,864 --> 01:00:29,194 Dude's got cryptocurrency. Secret currency. 1452 01:00:29,229 --> 01:00:31,361 Right? It's just... It's an idea. 1453 01:00:31,396 --> 01:00:33,264 Where do we put the crypto? 1454 01:00:33,299 --> 01:00:36,201 In storage. Is it a fuckin' crypto bank? 1455 01:00:36,236 --> 01:00:38,808 - I don't know yet. - You all right, bud? 1456 01:00:38,843 --> 01:00:40,810 I'm just in a dark... A dark hole right now. 1457 01:00:40,845 --> 01:00:42,185 Come here, come here, come here, come here... 1458 01:00:42,209 --> 01:00:43,813 Then come sit, come sit, come sit. 1459 01:00:43,848 --> 01:00:46,079 This is how we come out 1460 01:00:46,114 --> 01:00:48,719 the other side. He goes in here... 1461 01:00:48,754 --> 01:00:50,820 Just give it... watch, 1462 01:00:50,855 --> 01:00:56,287 watch, five, four, three, two, one. 1463 01:00:58,390 --> 01:01:00,357 What's up, guys? All right. 1464 01:01:00,392 --> 01:01:02,227 So what you're gonna want is you're gonna want 1465 01:01:02,262 --> 01:01:04,064 cold storage, cold storage can make it 1466 01:01:04,099 --> 01:01:05,769 so it can't be encrypted by other people. 1467 01:01:05,804 --> 01:01:07,210 - That's it right there. - So you have a passcode 1468 01:01:07,234 --> 01:01:09,201 which is gonna break it up... 1469 01:01:09,236 --> 01:01:12,171 And the Boner Award... 1470 01:01:12,206 --> 01:01:15,207 for Worst Job 1471 01:01:15,242 --> 01:01:17,242 Keeping Their Facts Straight goes to... 1472 01:01:17,277 --> 01:01:18,441 Oh, I know who that is. 1473 01:01:18,476 --> 01:01:20,179 Jack! 1474 01:01:21,787 --> 01:01:24,183 Yay, Jack! 1475 01:01:24,218 --> 01:01:26,251 Ah... ah! 1476 01:01:26,286 --> 01:01:28,990 Uh... fuck you. 1477 01:01:30,521 --> 01:01:32,290 You have to use that, Jack. 1478 01:01:32,325 --> 01:01:35,491 He's a good sport... And last but not least, 1479 01:01:35,526 --> 01:01:37,526 the award for Finest Performance 1480 01:01:37,561 --> 01:01:40,133 goes to... 1481 01:01:40,168 --> 01:01:44,775 Lindsay! 1482 01:01:44,810 --> 01:01:47,074 Oh, my God! 1483 01:01:47,109 --> 01:01:48,790 I would like to thank all of you, blah-blah-blah, 1484 01:01:48,814 --> 01:01:51,144 this is amazing! 1485 01:01:51,179 --> 01:01:55,247 Oh, my God, of course you think Lindz gave 1486 01:01:55,282 --> 01:01:57,249 the best performance. 1487 01:01:57,284 --> 01:01:59,119 What are you talking about? Lindz was great. 1488 01:01:59,154 --> 01:02:01,088 - Thank you. - Oh, no, she's amazing. 1489 01:02:01,123 --> 01:02:03,992 I... Becca was... Pfft!... wet. 1490 01:02:04,027 --> 01:02:08,326 But-But Daniel knows Lindz from high school, so... 1491 01:02:08,361 --> 01:02:10,262 She rocked it, she was in all the plays. 1492 01:02:10,297 --> 01:02:11,967 I think he's a little biased. 1493 01:02:12,002 --> 01:02:13,903 Wait, high school? 1494 01:02:13,938 --> 01:02:15,971 - Yeah. - Daniel... 1495 01:02:16,006 --> 01:02:18,809 Daniel and Lindz went to high school together. 1496 01:02:18,844 --> 01:02:20,976 And they used to, you know, they used to... 1497 01:02:21,011 --> 01:02:23,044 - Cat. - whatever. 1498 01:02:23,079 --> 01:02:26,212 - Oh. - They used to what? 1499 01:02:26,247 --> 01:02:29,446 No, well, we just... we went to high school together. 1500 01:02:29,481 --> 01:02:32,053 It's not a big deal. You knew that. 1501 01:02:32,088 --> 01:02:35,089 I didn't. I didn't know that, Dan. 1502 01:02:35,124 --> 01:02:37,355 Oh... yeah, well... 1503 01:02:37,390 --> 01:02:38,994 oh. 1504 01:02:40,096 --> 01:02:42,129 Dan? 1505 01:02:43,968 --> 01:02:46,067 Dan... 1506 01:02:46,102 --> 01:02:48,872 Dan, oh... 1507 01:02:48,907 --> 01:02:52,502 - you're Dan. - Yeah, brother. 1508 01:03:00,578 --> 01:03:03,249 May I speak to you privately over there please? 1509 01:03:03,284 --> 01:03:05,284 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... 1510 01:03:07,321 --> 01:03:09,959 Uh, anybody want 1511 01:03:09,994 --> 01:03:11,862 - a refill? - Blue penis. 1512 01:03:11,897 --> 01:03:14,161 - Over here. - Babe, they called him 1513 01:03:14,196 --> 01:03:16,592 Big Dick Dan 'cause he's very well-endowed. 1514 01:03:16,627 --> 01:03:18,627 Oh! Brother Dan's 1515 01:03:18,662 --> 01:03:20,970 packing a real ham cannon, huh? 1516 01:03:21,005 --> 01:03:22,906 I see that for Dan, yeah. 1517 01:03:22,941 --> 01:03:25,238 But it's, like, a... It's like a thing for Jack 1518 01:03:25,273 --> 01:03:27,240 because he doesn't have... Well, he's... 1519 01:03:27,275 --> 01:03:28,615 'Cause... 'Cause, is Jack not packing 1520 01:03:28,639 --> 01:03:30,474 - a ham cannon? - No, he has... 1521 01:03:30,509 --> 01:03:32,377 Is that Big Dick Dan? 1522 01:03:32,412 --> 01:03:33,587 - Okay, can we just... - No, yes or no question. 1523 01:03:33,611 --> 01:03:34,984 Is that Big Dick Dan? 1524 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:37,954 Yes. 1525 01:03:40,651 --> 01:03:43,322 - Yes, it is. - Okay. 1526 01:03:43,357 --> 01:03:45,456 Okay. 1527 01:03:45,491 --> 01:03:48,030 I am not going to point out 1528 01:03:48,065 --> 01:03:49,570 that you just ripped me a new asshole in the car 1529 01:03:49,594 --> 01:03:51,363 for lying to you about a bottle of wine. 1530 01:03:51,398 --> 01:03:54,234 I... but you kind of are 1531 01:03:54,269 --> 01:03:56,973 by saying that, so... 1532 01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:59,943 That is fair. 1533 01:03:59,978 --> 01:04:02,605 So I'm not gonna do that. 1534 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,915 And I am not gonna freak out 1535 01:04:04,950 --> 01:04:07,610 - now that I have met Dan. - Which, Jack, honey, 1536 01:04:07,645 --> 01:04:09,920 that really was so long ago. 1537 01:04:09,955 --> 01:04:12,351 And it's great that you wouldn't freak out about it 1538 01:04:12,386 --> 01:04:16,025 because it was another person, it was another time, you know? 1539 01:04:16,060 --> 01:04:17,356 - Yeah, yeah, okay. - Okay. 1540 01:04:17,391 --> 01:04:19,127 - Okay, yeah. - Okay. 1541 01:04:19,162 --> 01:04:21,195 So I'm just gonna... 1542 01:04:21,230 --> 01:04:24,099 I'm just gonna push this, like, deep... 1543 01:04:24,134 --> 01:04:25,969 deep... 1544 01:04:26,004 --> 01:04:29,137 - down inside... - Okay. 1545 01:04:29,172 --> 01:04:30,413 And we are just gonna deal with this 1546 01:04:30,437 --> 01:04:32,173 when we get home, okay? 1547 01:04:34,045 --> 01:04:36,441 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. Okay. 1548 01:04:42,152 --> 01:04:43,646 I am so sorry. 1549 01:04:43,681 --> 01:04:46,649 Thanks, Cat. Not your fault. 1550 01:04:57,761 --> 01:04:59,596 Actually, I didn't know that, 1551 01:04:59,631 --> 01:05:02,566 but I don't care. 1552 01:05:02,601 --> 01:05:07,472 And after hearing about Daniel and his ham cannon, 1553 01:05:07,507 --> 01:05:08,748 I'm probably gonna have sex with him, too. 1554 01:05:08,772 --> 01:05:10,442 Is that okay with you, Ker? 1555 01:05:10,477 --> 01:05:12,609 I seriously do not care. 1556 01:05:12,644 --> 01:05:14,710 And I'm not judging anyone here. 1557 01:05:14,745 --> 01:05:16,217 That's beautiful, brother. 1558 01:05:18,023 --> 01:05:20,023 I mean, at the end of the day, 1559 01:05:20,058 --> 01:05:22,322 it's just sex, right? 1560 01:05:22,357 --> 01:05:24,588 Yes, I've had sex with your wife, 1561 01:05:24,623 --> 01:05:28,163 and I've had sex with Becca. 1562 01:05:28,198 --> 01:05:30,495 And it sounds like I'm gonna have sex with Carrie. 1563 01:05:32,466 --> 01:05:35,137 And that's awesome. 1564 01:05:35,172 --> 01:05:37,403 But what you have, brother, 1565 01:05:37,438 --> 01:05:39,603 that's deeper than penetration. 1566 01:05:41,178 --> 01:05:43,046 You have a life. 1567 01:05:43,081 --> 01:05:44,509 And I think it's a great honor 1568 01:05:44,544 --> 01:05:46,346 to be bonded like this to another man. 1569 01:05:47,580 --> 01:05:49,547 Look... Lindsay taught me 1570 01:05:49,582 --> 01:05:51,516 so much about sex, and I taught her 1571 01:05:51,551 --> 01:05:53,584 a bunch of cool stuff, too. 1572 01:05:53,619 --> 01:05:55,718 And you're still reaping those benefits today. 1573 01:05:55,753 --> 01:05:57,555 So... 1574 01:05:57,590 --> 01:05:59,425 thank you. 1575 01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:01,427 And you're welcome. 1576 01:06:01,462 --> 01:06:03,264 I'm welcome? 1577 01:06:03,299 --> 01:06:05,530 Yeah. I mean, obviously, 1578 01:06:05,565 --> 01:06:07,499 we're gonna have different experiences 1579 01:06:07,534 --> 01:06:08,742 because we have different body types. 1580 01:06:08,766 --> 01:06:10,535 You're shorter than I am. 1581 01:06:10,570 --> 01:06:12,438 I'm... are you saying I'm smaller than you? 1582 01:06:12,473 --> 01:06:14,209 Yeah, well, you're like five... 1583 01:06:14,244 --> 01:06:15,606 What the fuck is that 1584 01:06:15,641 --> 01:06:17,542 - supposed to mean? - Jack? 1585 01:06:17,577 --> 01:06:19,445 - It's okay, brother. - I'm smaller than you? 1586 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,161 I'm fucking shorter than you? No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 1587 01:06:21,185 --> 01:06:22,811 - this is very... - Triggering? 1588 01:06:22,846 --> 01:06:24,648 Thank you, Ker, not really the time right now. 1589 01:06:24,683 --> 01:06:26,298 - Sounds like we just got... - Don't touch me, man! 1590 01:06:26,322 --> 01:06:28,058 Jack! 1591 01:06:28,093 --> 01:06:29,664 I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Are you okay? 1592 01:06:29,688 --> 01:06:31,754 - Give me that! - No... whoa... no, no! 1593 01:06:33,659 --> 01:06:35,461 Take his power! Grab it! 1594 01:06:38,433 --> 01:06:40,763 - Time out! - Careful! Careful! 1595 01:06:42,404 --> 01:06:44,668 Oh! Oh! 1596 01:06:44,703 --> 01:06:46,736 Please! I wanna stop! 1597 01:06:46,771 --> 01:06:49,310 I wanna stop! I wanna stop! Please stop. 1598 01:06:49,345 --> 01:06:52,445 - I wanna... yes! - Aah. 1599 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,645 Well, my thirst for blood remains unquenched. 1600 01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:56,614 Yeah, yeah... hey, fellas, 1601 01:06:56,649 --> 01:06:58,517 this is getting "hard-on" to watch. 1602 01:06:58,552 --> 01:07:01,091 I have lower back issues. 1603 01:07:01,126 --> 01:07:02,620 Oh, me too, man. 1604 01:07:02,655 --> 01:07:04,292 And the winner of the weirdest fight 1605 01:07:04,327 --> 01:07:06,657 in history... is Jack! 1606 01:07:09,695 --> 01:07:12,399 Oh, God. 1607 01:07:14,832 --> 01:07:16,601 - Lindsay? - Dan?! 1608 01:07:16,636 --> 01:07:19,175 You get the fuck outta here now! 1609 01:07:19,210 --> 01:07:21,738 Go upstairs, go to bed. 1610 01:07:21,773 --> 01:07:23,443 Think about what you did. 1611 01:07:23,478 --> 01:07:26,149 Goddamnit. I'll see you in the morning. 1612 01:07:26,184 --> 01:07:27,887 Hey, thank you for all your hard work tonight, 1613 01:07:27,911 --> 01:07:29,515 by the way. Thank you very much. 1614 01:07:29,550 --> 01:07:30,813 I'll see you upstairs, Dan. 1615 01:07:30,848 --> 01:07:32,782 Excellent storytelling. 1616 01:07:32,817 --> 01:07:34,388 - That guy's the best. - Really lovely. 1617 01:07:34,423 --> 01:07:35,752 That was impressive. 1618 01:07:35,787 --> 01:07:37,292 He is the fucking best, man. 1619 01:07:42,761 --> 01:07:45,696 - Why are you sad? - Because... 1620 01:07:45,731 --> 01:07:48,732 Jack was doing so much better. 1621 01:07:48,767 --> 01:07:52,505 You know? 1622 01:07:53,904 --> 01:07:55,442 But he won the fight. 1623 01:07:55,477 --> 01:07:57,345 Oh, my God. 1624 01:07:57,380 --> 01:07:59,710 He's gonna actually go to jail. 1625 01:07:59,745 --> 01:08:01,910 - Why? - Because 1626 01:08:01,945 --> 01:08:04,484 he assaulted Dan, 1627 01:08:04,519 --> 01:08:06,255 and Dan's gonna press charges. 1628 01:08:06,290 --> 01:08:08,356 Oh, no, he won't. 1629 01:08:08,391 --> 01:08:11,920 Daniel has signed multiple NDAs... 1630 01:08:11,955 --> 01:08:15,198 and he gets asshole tax 1631 01:08:15,233 --> 01:08:17,299 every time something like this happens. 1632 01:08:17,334 --> 01:08:18,894 Oh, what is asshole tax? 1633 01:08:20,469 --> 01:08:22,799 Daniel and Becca get an extra ten grand 1634 01:08:22,834 --> 01:08:25,868 every time my husband or a guest 1635 01:08:25,903 --> 01:08:28,442 is an asshole. 1636 01:08:28,477 --> 01:08:30,312 Wow. 1637 01:08:30,347 --> 01:08:31,808 This happens a lot. 1638 01:08:33,614 --> 01:08:35,185 - Okay. - He makes 1639 01:08:35,220 --> 01:08:37,187 way too much money to try to... 1640 01:08:37,222 --> 01:08:39,816 Yeah. 1641 01:08:41,226 --> 01:08:42,423 I'm gonna get my... 1642 01:08:42,458 --> 01:08:43,886 my girl. 1643 01:08:43,921 --> 01:08:45,789 My girl, Gigi. 1644 01:08:45,824 --> 01:08:47,527 - Gigi? - Yeah. 1645 01:08:47,562 --> 01:08:49,595 She is the solution. 1646 01:08:49,630 --> 01:08:52,202 - Gigi is the solution? - She's a witch. 1647 01:08:52,237 --> 01:08:54,435 She's a good witch. 1648 01:08:57,770 --> 01:08:59,605 I have to go to bed. 1649 01:09:02,610 --> 01:09:05,776 Good night. 1650 01:09:07,010 --> 01:09:09,747 God, I hate you. 1651 01:09:09,782 --> 01:09:12,981 That's okay. I suck. 1652 01:09:13,016 --> 01:09:16,721 Well, you took the fun right out of that. 1653 01:09:16,756 --> 01:09:19,988 Here, let me carry you to bed, come on. 1654 01:09:44,553 --> 01:09:46,850 Oh! Oh! 1655 01:09:49,855 --> 01:09:52,295 Ow, why'd you kick me? 1656 01:09:52,330 --> 01:09:53,923 She does that. 1657 01:09:53,958 --> 01:09:57,498 - Why were you on the floor? - I... I guess 1658 01:09:57,533 --> 01:09:59,213 I didn't wanna wake you guys up? I don't... 1659 01:10:01,999 --> 01:10:03,768 - Hey, Dan. - Yeah, brother? 1660 01:10:03,803 --> 01:10:05,638 I'm sorry about last night, man. 1661 01:10:05,673 --> 01:10:08,278 No hard feelings, brother. I'm sorry, too. 1662 01:10:10,711 --> 01:10:12,909 "The lady of the house requests your presence 1663 01:10:12,944 --> 01:10:15,450 "in the grace garden for a healing cacao ceremony 1664 01:10:15,485 --> 01:10:17,320 at 10:00 am." 1665 01:10:17,355 --> 01:10:19,619 Why is she in our bed? 1666 01:10:19,654 --> 01:10:21,731 I don't know, Jack, why? Do you wanna fight her, too? 1667 01:10:21,755 --> 01:10:23,458 No, I don't... 1668 01:10:24,989 --> 01:10:28,859 Fuck! 1669 01:10:28,894 --> 01:10:31,026 How do these people fucking live like this? 1670 01:10:31,061 --> 01:10:32,698 - It's... - Jack... 1671 01:10:32,733 --> 01:10:35,030 What the fuck happened last night? 1672 01:10:35,065 --> 01:10:37,472 Jack, grow the fuck up. 1673 01:10:37,507 --> 01:10:39,408 You could've gone to jail again. 1674 01:10:39,443 --> 01:10:41,311 - I didn't go... - I'm going to get coffee. 1675 01:10:52,819 --> 01:10:54,555 Hi. 1676 01:10:54,590 --> 01:10:56,590 - Good morning. - Good morning. 1677 01:10:56,625 --> 01:10:58,856 Uh, listen, I... 1678 01:10:58,891 --> 01:11:00,891 I just wanted to talk to you about last night. 1679 01:11:00,926 --> 01:11:04,796 I'm really sorry, and I just... 1680 01:11:04,831 --> 01:11:08,602 I don't know, I just feel like it was so... 1681 01:11:08,637 --> 01:11:10,604 Very avoidable. 1682 01:11:10,639 --> 01:11:12,870 Um... 1683 01:11:12,905 --> 01:11:15,477 yeah, yeah, I mean, I... definitely 1684 01:11:15,512 --> 01:11:17,347 could've talked to Jack sooner. 1685 01:11:17,382 --> 01:11:18,711 Or you could've not told me. 1686 01:11:20,451 --> 01:11:23,012 Right. 1687 01:11:23,047 --> 01:11:25,454 There's an espresso if you want coffee. 1688 01:11:27,755 --> 01:11:29,722 Okay. 1689 01:11:40,438 --> 01:11:41,932 What the fuck? 1690 01:11:49,106 --> 01:11:52,547 Oh, goddamnit! 1691 01:11:59,457 --> 01:12:01,589 You must be Lindz. 1692 01:12:01,624 --> 01:12:04,020 I've heard about you. 1693 01:12:04,055 --> 01:12:05,989 I'm sorry, have we... have we met? 1694 01:12:06,024 --> 01:12:09,124 I'm Gigi. Catherine's shaman. 1695 01:12:09,159 --> 01:12:11,467 I'm really looking forward to... 1696 01:12:11,502 --> 01:12:13,436 healing together today. 1697 01:12:18,168 --> 01:12:19,838 Mars... 1698 01:12:19,873 --> 01:12:21,939 is the god of war. 1699 01:12:21,974 --> 01:12:25,173 Scorpio is the sign of the self. 1700 01:12:27,617 --> 01:12:29,144 You're at war with yourself. 1701 01:12:29,179 --> 01:12:32,719 But... 1702 01:12:32,754 --> 01:12:34,457 we can work on that together. 1703 01:12:34,492 --> 01:12:35,920 Today. 1704 01:12:48,803 --> 01:12:50,407 See you in the garden. 1705 01:13:21,638 --> 01:13:24,067 I am incredibly honored to be sitting with you all 1706 01:13:24,102 --> 01:13:26,872 in intention today... 1707 01:13:26,907 --> 01:13:28,643 at this cacao ceremony. 1708 01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:34,143 Please take a moment to thank yourself... 1709 01:13:34,178 --> 01:13:36,486 Thank you. 1710 01:13:36,521 --> 01:13:37,949 And please thank one another 1711 01:13:37,984 --> 01:13:39,885 for sharing this time together. 1712 01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:43,724 Thank you. 1713 01:13:43,759 --> 01:13:47,530 We are trying to connect on a deeper level, 1714 01:13:47,565 --> 01:13:49,191 on a human level, 1715 01:13:49,226 --> 01:13:51,963 so we can see each other. 1716 01:13:51,998 --> 01:13:56,066 We have already created our sacred space. 1717 01:13:56,101 --> 01:13:59,575 We each have our own individual bowls of cacao. 1718 01:13:59,610 --> 01:14:01,137 Take a sip of the cacao, please, 1719 01:14:01,172 --> 01:14:02,974 as you're sitting with your intention. 1720 01:14:06,177 --> 01:14:10,146 This world is such a crazy place. 1721 01:14:10,181 --> 01:14:12,984 So... hectic. 1722 01:14:13,019 --> 01:14:17,725 So... ego... ic. 1723 01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:19,727 We spend all of this time 1724 01:14:19,762 --> 01:14:22,224 traveling through all these years, 1725 01:14:22,259 --> 01:14:25,667 trying to get to a certain place of hope, 1726 01:14:25,702 --> 01:14:29,671 up this hill, to a destination? 1727 01:14:29,706 --> 01:14:32,201 And then we wake up in the morning, 1728 01:14:32,236 --> 01:14:35,105 and we step outside. 1729 01:14:35,140 --> 01:14:36,876 We take a deep breath, 1730 01:14:36,911 --> 01:14:39,714 or we just... we get really high. 1731 01:14:41,949 --> 01:14:44,686 When we want to really be yelling, 1732 01:14:44,721 --> 01:14:46,754 at the top of our lungs, 1733 01:14:46,789 --> 01:14:50,626 "Hey! What's going on?!" 1734 01:14:50,661 --> 01:14:53,563 Wouldn't it be incredible 1735 01:14:53,598 --> 01:14:56,225 if you could just turn to your partner 1736 01:14:56,260 --> 01:14:58,733 and say... 1737 01:14:58,768 --> 01:15:01,197 "Do you know what I want? What I really, really want?" 1738 01:15:01,232 --> 01:15:03,199 And they could look at you, and they would know 1739 01:15:03,234 --> 01:15:05,168 exactly what you want, what you really, 1740 01:15:05,203 --> 01:15:07,709 really wanted, because it's a safe space. 1741 01:15:07,744 --> 01:15:09,645 And you could tell them, 1742 01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:11,713 without any stuttering, no "I want, uh", 1743 01:15:11,748 --> 01:15:13,682 I may want, uh... " 1744 01:15:13,717 --> 01:15:15,717 You know what you really, really want. 1745 01:15:15,752 --> 01:15:17,719 They know. 1746 01:15:18,953 --> 01:15:21,349 You both want to be... 1747 01:15:21,384 --> 01:15:23,725 friends. 1748 01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:26,024 Possibly lovers. 1749 01:15:27,797 --> 01:15:29,995 But you wanna be seen. 1750 01:15:30,030 --> 01:15:32,030 Yes? Yes. 1751 01:15:32,065 --> 01:15:33,603 Yes. 1752 01:15:35,398 --> 01:15:37,332 Please take another sip of the cacao. 1753 01:15:40,777 --> 01:15:42,645 Please repeat after me. 1754 01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:44,845 I love you. I'm sorry. 1755 01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:46,682 Please forgive me. 1756 01:15:46,717 --> 01:15:49,311 I love you. I'm sorry. 1757 01:15:49,346 --> 01:15:51,082 Please forgive me. 1758 01:15:51,117 --> 01:15:54,723 I love you. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. 1759 01:15:54,758 --> 01:15:57,154 I love you. I'm sorry. 1760 01:15:57,189 --> 01:15:59,090 Please forgive me. 1761 01:15:59,125 --> 01:16:03,160 I love you. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. 1762 01:16:03,195 --> 01:16:06,130 I love you. I'm sorry. 1763 01:16:06,165 --> 01:16:08,330 - Please forgive me. - Again! 1764 01:16:08,365 --> 01:16:10,838 I love you. I'm sorry. 1765 01:16:10,873 --> 01:16:12,873 - Please forgive me. - Again! 1766 01:16:12,908 --> 01:16:15,073 I love you. I'm sorry. 1767 01:16:15,108 --> 01:16:16,371 Please forgive me. 1768 01:16:17,946 --> 01:16:21,013 Thank you. 1769 01:16:21,048 --> 01:16:23,345 Now that we are done with the cacao ceremony, 1770 01:16:23,380 --> 01:16:25,985 I would like to invite you all to take a moment 1771 01:16:26,020 --> 01:16:28,757 to dance with me in intention. 1772 01:16:40,166 --> 01:16:41,968 Yes. 1773 01:16:42,003 --> 01:16:44,300 Think about your heart. 1774 01:16:44,335 --> 01:16:46,302 What is it feeling? Is it a give? 1775 01:16:46,337 --> 01:16:48,304 Is it a take? Are you taking too much? 1776 01:16:48,339 --> 01:16:50,207 Do not be shy. 1777 01:16:50,242 --> 01:16:52,044 Explore what love means for you. 1778 01:16:52,079 --> 01:16:55,685 Nothing is wrong, everything is right. 1779 01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:58,182 We're not dancing, love is moving us. 1780 01:16:58,217 --> 01:16:59,986 Incredible. 1781 01:17:00,021 --> 01:17:01,889 Powerful group here. 1782 01:17:01,924 --> 01:17:04,760 Be intentional. This is what I wanna see. 1783 01:17:04,795 --> 01:17:07,224 Are you guys feeling this? I am just so overcome 1784 01:17:07,259 --> 01:17:10,392 with the whirlwind of love 1785 01:17:39,929 --> 01:17:41,995 Mmm... 1786 01:17:42,030 --> 01:17:44,261 so, let's continue. 1787 01:17:44,296 --> 01:17:46,098 From the front of the house are... 1788 01:17:46,133 --> 01:17:47,935 - The pinot. - Pinot which? 1789 01:17:47,970 --> 01:17:49,299 - Noir. - Good. 1790 01:17:49,334 --> 01:17:51,202 Good, good, good. 1791 01:17:51,237 --> 01:17:52,874 And what's behind the house? 1792 01:17:52,909 --> 01:17:54,403 - The shiraz. - Very close. 1793 01:17:54,438 --> 01:17:56,108 It's actually syrah. 1794 01:17:56,143 --> 01:17:57,505 But you know what's kind of funny? 1795 01:17:57,540 --> 01:17:59,408 - It's the same thing. - What? 1796 01:17:59,443 --> 01:18:01,146 Shiraz is just... 1797 01:18:01,181 --> 01:18:03,049 Australian syrah, but the French don't like 1798 01:18:03,084 --> 01:18:04,512 the Australians, so they were like, 1799 01:18:04,547 --> 01:18:06,217 no, you can... 1800 01:18:06,252 --> 01:18:08,351 You can call it "syrah," and they were like, 1801 01:18:08,386 --> 01:18:10,023 "Well, what do we call it?" 1802 01:18:10,058 --> 01:18:11,860 And they were like, "You call it" 1803 01:18:11,895 --> 01:18:13,290 whatever you want, but not syrah," 1804 01:18:13,325 --> 01:18:15,457 and they were like, "Fine, we'll... 1805 01:18:15,492 --> 01:18:17,261 we'll call it shiraz." 1806 01:18:21,300 --> 01:18:23,399 It's the same thing as sauvi B and Saint Cyr, 1807 01:18:23,434 --> 01:18:25,071 it's just a marketing question, you know? 1808 01:18:25,106 --> 01:18:27,370 Yeah... 1809 01:18:27,405 --> 01:18:29,977 - Oh, man. - You are great, man. 1810 01:18:30,012 --> 01:18:32,144 - Thanks, man. - No, like, 1811 01:18:32,179 --> 01:18:34,509 I cannot wait to get to know you better. 1812 01:18:34,544 --> 01:18:36,478 When are we gonna do that? 1813 01:18:36,513 --> 01:18:38,986 You know, with Cat and Lindsay working together, 1814 01:18:39,021 --> 01:18:40,284 we may hang out all the time. 1815 01:18:40,319 --> 01:18:42,792 - They are? - Yeah, remember? 1816 01:18:42,827 --> 01:18:44,794 At brunch, she said you'd fund the thing. 1817 01:18:44,829 --> 01:18:47,896 Oh, my God, so much has happened this weekend. 1818 01:18:47,931 --> 01:18:49,524 - I know. - What's the company? 1819 01:18:49,559 --> 01:18:51,361 Sustainable clothing something. 1820 01:18:51,396 --> 01:18:53,902 Oh, that's a pretty good idea. 1821 01:18:53,937 --> 01:18:55,200 Can I hit you with a truth bomb? 1822 01:18:55,235 --> 01:18:56,498 Blow it up. 1823 01:18:56,533 --> 01:18:58,236 Don't let Lindz... 1824 01:18:58,271 --> 01:19:00,040 get involved with Cat. 1825 01:19:00,075 --> 01:19:02,306 And don't... And don't you get involved 1826 01:19:02,341 --> 01:19:04,011 with Cat, either. 1827 01:19:04,046 --> 01:19:06,211 Why? 1828 01:19:07,984 --> 01:19:09,544 Cat is my wife 1829 01:19:09,579 --> 01:19:12,217 and my raison d'etre 1830 01:19:12,252 --> 01:19:15,154 and my light and my path forward, 1831 01:19:15,189 --> 01:19:17,057 and all of that, so if she ever hears 1832 01:19:17,092 --> 01:19:18,531 that I said this, I will deny it to the hill, 1833 01:19:18,555 --> 01:19:20,126 then I'll say that you were fucked up 1834 01:19:20,161 --> 01:19:22,293 and made it up, but... 1835 01:19:22,328 --> 01:19:24,394 Cat's kind of a... 1836 01:19:24,429 --> 01:19:27,936 an experience hoarder. 1837 01:19:27,971 --> 01:19:31,368 And she loves to feel like a patron 1838 01:19:31,403 --> 01:19:33,502 of the arts. 1839 01:19:33,537 --> 01:19:37,913 Like a de' Medici from Italy in the Renaissance, 1840 01:19:37,948 --> 01:19:39,475 but this is the problem, right? 1841 01:19:39,510 --> 01:19:42,511 Is that she holds on to these experiences, 1842 01:19:42,546 --> 01:19:44,128 and if you try to take 'em away, she's like, 1843 01:19:44,152 --> 01:19:46,251 "No! This is my stuff!" 1844 01:19:48,090 --> 01:19:49,518 And she forgets that there's people 1845 01:19:49,553 --> 01:19:51,256 on the other end of those experiences, 1846 01:19:51,291 --> 01:19:54,193 and those people inevitably end up on the... 1847 01:19:54,228 --> 01:19:57,262 on the trash pile of her hoard. 1848 01:19:57,297 --> 01:20:00,529 And I don't want that to happen to you and Lindz. 1849 01:20:00,564 --> 01:20:02,399 I mean, just... Let me just... let me just 1850 01:20:02,434 --> 01:20:04,115 throw something out at you here, do you know that, 1851 01:20:04,139 --> 01:20:05,974 last year, I was funding 1852 01:20:06,009 --> 01:20:08,339 three nonprofit theater companies in Astoria, 1853 01:20:08,374 --> 01:20:10,979 one alpaca farm in Argentina... 1854 01:20:12,411 --> 01:20:16,083 and two equestrian academies 1855 01:20:16,118 --> 01:20:18,349 in Atlanta and Austin, 1856 01:20:18,384 --> 01:20:20,021 and that... that was just because 1857 01:20:20,056 --> 01:20:21,616 she liked the A sounds back to back. 1858 01:20:21,651 --> 01:20:23,453 - It's called assonance. - Really? 1859 01:20:23,488 --> 01:20:24,960 Yeah. 1860 01:20:26,458 --> 01:20:29,162 Fuck, there is a word for everything. 1861 01:20:30,132 --> 01:20:32,902 But this is what I'm saying, okay? 1862 01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:36,906 Cat doesn't follow through. 1863 01:20:36,941 --> 01:20:39,271 All of those businesses I just mentioned? 1864 01:20:40,670 --> 01:20:42,340 Guess where they are. 1865 01:20:43,706 --> 01:20:47,543 I don't know. 1866 01:20:47,578 --> 01:20:49,347 That... That's them not existing. 1867 01:20:49,382 --> 01:20:51,514 They don't exist anymore. They all went under 1868 01:20:51,549 --> 01:20:53,351 because Cat got bored with them. 1869 01:20:54,420 --> 01:20:55,958 Yeah. 1870 01:20:58,259 --> 01:21:00,358 Cat thinks I lack compassion. 1871 01:21:02,296 --> 01:21:04,560 But she only thinks that 1872 01:21:04,595 --> 01:21:07,035 because I make so much money. 1873 01:21:07,070 --> 01:21:09,169 Just because I make a lot of money 1874 01:21:09,204 --> 01:21:11,534 does not therefore mean I lack compassion, right? 1875 01:21:13,703 --> 01:21:15,505 Right, Jack? I need you to say "right." 1876 01:21:15,540 --> 01:21:19,212 Yeah, right, no. 1877 01:21:19,247 --> 01:21:22,149 My biggest fear is that 1878 01:21:22,184 --> 01:21:24,019 Cat's only with me because I make 1879 01:21:24,054 --> 01:21:26,384 such a fuckton of money. 1880 01:21:26,419 --> 01:21:28,485 - Fuck. - Does that sound 1881 01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:30,190 like somebody who lacks compassion? 1882 01:21:30,225 --> 01:21:33,556 No, I think you feel a lot of stuff. 1883 01:21:33,591 --> 01:21:36,262 Thank you. Thank you, yes. 1884 01:21:36,297 --> 01:21:38,000 - I do. - Can I... 1885 01:21:38,035 --> 01:21:39,298 Can I tell you something? 1886 01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:41,003 God, I wish you would. 1887 01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:44,336 I'm afraid Lindsay's gonna leave me 1888 01:21:44,371 --> 01:21:46,569 because I don't make enough money. 1889 01:21:46,604 --> 01:21:48,373 That's like the yin to my yang. 1890 01:21:48,408 --> 01:21:50,210 She wants me to ask you about a job. 1891 01:21:50,245 --> 01:21:52,014 Do you want a job? 1892 01:21:52,049 --> 01:21:53,411 I don't know, doing what? 1893 01:21:53,446 --> 01:21:55,116 Well, what do you wanna do? 1894 01:22:00,354 --> 01:22:02,255 I don't know what I wanna do. 1895 01:22:06,294 --> 01:22:08,492 Then why would I have a job for you, my man? 1896 01:22:10,298 --> 01:22:11,726 You know? 1897 01:22:14,368 --> 01:22:18,238 My advice... My advice, Jack, 1898 01:22:18,273 --> 01:22:20,537 you just... you figure out what you wanna do. 1899 01:22:22,145 --> 01:22:24,145 And you go do it. 1900 01:22:24,180 --> 01:22:26,114 We're not really silly anymore. 1901 01:22:26,149 --> 01:22:29,051 We're not silly people. We're so serious. 1902 01:22:29,086 --> 01:22:31,020 Daniel, I'm sorry, 1903 01:22:31,055 --> 01:22:33,187 but your... your fingers feel like worms, 1904 01:22:33,222 --> 01:22:35,024 and if we just take a quick little break... 1905 01:22:35,059 --> 01:22:37,389 I feel like I'm getting buried in the dirt. 1906 01:22:37,424 --> 01:22:40,194 - Absolutely. - Thanks, Becca. 1907 01:22:40,229 --> 01:22:44,198 - Ugh, Lindz... - Hmm? 1908 01:22:44,233 --> 01:22:47,036 Not to be serious, but... 1909 01:22:47,071 --> 01:22:48,301 we gotta talk about the line. 1910 01:22:48,336 --> 01:22:50,765 Yes. 1911 01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:53,273 Okay, okay: local, sustainable. 1912 01:22:53,308 --> 01:22:55,737 Local, sustainable, and, yeah, I'm, like, 1913 01:22:55,772 --> 01:22:59,642 I'm thinking about, like, textures and patterns. 1914 01:22:59,677 --> 01:23:02,678 - Mm. - And... choreography 1915 01:23:02,713 --> 01:23:05,186 and rhythms and emotions and thoughts. 1916 01:23:05,221 --> 01:23:07,782 Well, hemp is overdone. 1917 01:23:07,817 --> 01:23:09,553 - Completely. - Mm-hmm. 1918 01:23:09,588 --> 01:23:11,456 - Couldn't agree more. - Something strong. 1919 01:23:11,491 --> 01:23:14,822 Yeah, strong like, um... 1920 01:23:14,857 --> 01:23:17,264 - trees... mm. - Mm. 1921 01:23:17,299 --> 01:23:18,826 Could we make it out of bark? 1922 01:23:18,861 --> 01:23:21,103 I don't know that I've seen that done before. 1923 01:23:21,138 --> 01:23:23,303 Mm-mm... hmm. 1924 01:23:23,338 --> 01:23:25,074 You're right, yeah, no, that's a... 1925 01:23:25,109 --> 01:23:26,570 That's a bad idea. 1926 01:23:26,605 --> 01:23:28,407 That one was the mushrooms. 1927 01:23:28,442 --> 01:23:29,639 I may have gotten 1928 01:23:29,674 --> 01:23:31,311 too much mushrooms. 1929 01:23:31,346 --> 01:23:34,314 - Too much mushrooms. - Too much. 1930 01:23:34,349 --> 01:23:35,711 - Wait, what? - Too much. 1931 01:23:35,746 --> 01:23:38,714 We were supposed to micro-dose. 1932 01:23:38,749 --> 01:23:41,090 - Micro-dose? - Mm, yeah. 1933 01:23:41,125 --> 01:23:42,795 That's where you do, like, a little bit of... 1934 01:23:42,819 --> 01:23:44,731 a little bit of mushrooms over a sustained period 1935 01:23:44,755 --> 01:23:46,359 so you... you don't get, like, 1936 01:23:46,394 --> 01:23:48,427 super fucked-up, you just become, sort of, 1937 01:23:48,462 --> 01:23:50,297 enlightened and... 1938 01:23:50,332 --> 01:23:53,234 We all micro-dosed on mushrooms? 1939 01:23:53,269 --> 01:23:55,335 - Yes. - When? 1940 01:23:55,370 --> 01:23:59,735 Um... since dinner on Friday. 1941 01:23:59,770 --> 01:24:02,705 So, all weekend? 1942 01:24:02,740 --> 01:24:06,775 Well, I don't... no, not, like, all weekend. 1943 01:24:06,810 --> 01:24:08,843 - Friday? - It was... 1944 01:24:08,878 --> 01:24:10,548 in the mung bean bowls on Friday, 1945 01:24:10,583 --> 01:24:12,418 and then the... 1946 01:24:12,453 --> 01:24:15,355 the bloody marys and the BBQ. 1947 01:24:15,390 --> 01:24:17,324 - And today? - And just now 1948 01:24:17,359 --> 01:24:19,227 - at the cacao. - So all weekend. 1949 01:24:21,462 --> 01:24:23,561 Lindz... 1950 01:24:23,596 --> 01:24:25,497 How dare you. 1951 01:24:25,532 --> 01:24:27,697 How dare you incept 1952 01:24:27,732 --> 01:24:29,897 my mind with your time? 1953 01:24:29,932 --> 01:24:32,438 What is... time is crazy. 1954 01:24:32,473 --> 01:24:34,176 Oh, my God. 1955 01:24:34,211 --> 01:24:36,211 Sorry I didn't even realize that 1956 01:24:36,246 --> 01:24:38,345 we were at the end of the weekend. 1957 01:24:38,380 --> 01:24:40,578 - We're on drugs? - Oh, I feel bad. 1958 01:24:40,613 --> 01:24:43,218 Yes. 1959 01:24:43,253 --> 01:24:45,418 - We are. - Oh, my God, no. 1960 01:24:45,453 --> 01:24:46,881 I'm having a bad moment. 1961 01:24:46,916 --> 01:24:48,652 Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no. 1962 01:24:48,687 --> 01:24:51,160 Let's "sprin"... Spin this straw into gold. 1963 01:24:51,195 --> 01:24:53,525 No, Jack said we couldn't do drugs. 1964 01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:56,264 Jack said we couldn't do... Jack can't do drugs. 1965 01:24:56,299 --> 01:24:58,167 He actually can do them pretty well. 1966 01:24:58,202 --> 01:25:00,433 No, no, like, he can't do them, like, 1967 01:25:00,468 --> 01:25:02,402 he gets drug tested. 1968 01:25:03,768 --> 01:25:06,340 - Oh. - Yeah. 1969 01:25:06,375 --> 01:25:08,672 What a twist. 1970 01:25:08,707 --> 01:25:10,476 No, no... don't worry about it, 1971 01:25:10,511 --> 01:25:12,907 Gigi has a guy that's... It'll all get sorted out. 1972 01:25:12,942 --> 01:25:14,843 - We'll take care of it. - Oh, my God, no, 1973 01:25:14,878 --> 01:25:17,285 but he has a guy, he has a... he has a guy, 1974 01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,320 his name is Doug, and it's his officer. 1975 01:25:19,355 --> 01:25:22,191 It's his... It's his... "he's in trouble" person. 1976 01:25:22,226 --> 01:25:23,632 He has to make sure he's not in trouble. 1977 01:25:23,656 --> 01:25:25,524 He... 1978 01:25:25,559 --> 01:25:28,329 Doug is so irrelevant in this story. 1979 01:25:28,364 --> 01:25:30,694 I can't even... I can't even tell you 1980 01:25:30,729 --> 01:25:32,960 how much you don't have to worry about Doug. 1981 01:25:32,995 --> 01:25:35,237 I don't understand, and the bad feeling is 1982 01:25:35,272 --> 01:25:37,206 - not going away. - No-no-no-no-no. 1983 01:25:37,241 --> 01:25:40,275 We're above that... in fact, we were doing ayahuasca 1984 01:25:40,310 --> 01:25:42,376 with Elon and Grimes 1985 01:25:42,411 --> 01:25:44,213 right before they had the baby, 1986 01:25:44,248 --> 01:25:46,974 - A-Ash-12-17-50,000... - I think... 1987 01:25:47,009 --> 01:25:48,844 I think I... I need to go. 1988 01:25:48,879 --> 01:25:50,417 - Jackie. - Oh, my God. 1989 01:25:50,452 --> 01:25:51,781 - Hi. - Hi. 1990 01:25:51,816 --> 01:25:53,453 - Okay. - Okay, yeah, 1991 01:25:53,488 --> 01:25:55,323 Doug, yeah, this is not a thing. 1992 01:26:28,457 --> 01:26:29,852 Are you feeling okay? 1993 01:26:32,054 --> 01:26:34,989 Yeah, no, I just... I'm... 1994 01:26:35,024 --> 01:26:36,496 I'm, like, dehydrated 1995 01:26:36,531 --> 01:26:38,267 or... something. 1996 01:26:38,302 --> 01:26:40,962 Honestly, I've felt off, like, all day. 1997 01:26:40,997 --> 01:26:42,865 It's been... 1998 01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:44,636 yeah, it's been an emotional day. 1999 01:26:46,310 --> 01:26:49,839 That's... That's an understatement, yeah. 2000 01:26:49,874 --> 01:26:52,512 - Um... I... - So... 2001 01:26:55,077 --> 01:26:57,319 - No, did you... - No, what were you gonna say? 2002 01:26:57,354 --> 01:26:58,892 - You wanna? - No, what were you gonna say? 2003 01:26:58,916 --> 01:27:00,454 - You sure? - Yeah, no, go. 2004 01:27:02,359 --> 01:27:04,491 Yeah, okay, I was... you know, 2005 01:27:04,526 --> 01:27:05,932 I was hanging out with Matt by the pool, 2006 01:27:05,956 --> 01:27:07,725 and we were... we were talking. 2007 01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:09,694 Oh, my gosh, were you guys talking about work? 2008 01:27:09,729 --> 01:27:12,367 In a very... yeah, like, in a roundabout way. 2009 01:27:12,402 --> 01:27:14,996 Jack! That's incredible. 2010 01:27:15,031 --> 01:27:17,966 You working with Matt, and me working with Cat. 2011 01:27:18,001 --> 01:27:21,343 This is... This is really exciting. 2012 01:27:21,378 --> 01:27:22,938 Like, this could actually happen. 2013 01:27:22,973 --> 01:27:25,545 This... This could be our life. 2014 01:27:27,450 --> 01:27:29,285 Right? 2015 01:27:32,114 --> 01:27:34,719 Look, this... This isn't real, though. 2016 01:27:34,754 --> 01:27:37,722 Okay, Jack, this is the thing, though. 2017 01:27:37,757 --> 01:27:40,725 This is the thing that you do when you are not accepting 2018 01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:42,595 an invitation to upgrade 2019 01:27:42,630 --> 01:27:44,498 because you're scared to take a leap. 2020 01:27:44,533 --> 01:27:46,467 I don't know what you're talking about right now. 2021 01:27:46,502 --> 01:27:49,470 I just... wanna do it 2022 01:27:49,505 --> 01:27:51,538 my way, for once. 2023 01:27:51,573 --> 01:27:53,474 Um, taking money from a stranger 2024 01:27:53,509 --> 01:27:54,871 isn't doing it your way. 2025 01:27:54,906 --> 01:27:56,840 She's not a stranger. 2026 01:27:56,875 --> 01:28:00,415 I'm kind of offended that you think it's taking money. 2027 01:28:00,450 --> 01:28:02,417 She's investing in me. 2028 01:28:02,452 --> 01:28:04,518 She believes in me. 2029 01:28:04,553 --> 01:28:07,818 Could you try maybe taking a note from Cat? 2030 01:28:07,853 --> 01:28:09,853 Maybe a, "Hey, Lindsay, you're really talented." 2031 01:28:09,888 --> 01:28:11,657 "Hey, I would love to support you. 2032 01:28:11,692 --> 01:28:13,120 "Hey, I think you're worth it. 2033 01:28:13,155 --> 01:28:15,331 Hey, this could be really good for us." 2034 01:28:18,699 --> 01:28:21,865 No, okay. Okay. 2035 01:28:21,900 --> 01:28:23,537 - Lindsay? - No, it's fine. 2036 01:28:23,572 --> 01:28:26,100 Lindsay? Lindsay? 2037 01:28:26,135 --> 01:28:28,707 I love you. We don't know them. 2038 01:28:28,742 --> 01:28:30,577 And you don't know how to run a business, 2039 01:28:30,612 --> 01:28:32,480 so getting into business with these people, 2040 01:28:32,515 --> 01:28:34,075 it's like... That's a terrible idea. 2041 01:28:34,110 --> 01:28:35,945 You are not... 2042 01:28:35,980 --> 01:28:38,552 physically, mentally, 2043 01:28:38,587 --> 01:28:40,785 and emotionally capable of running a business. 2044 01:28:40,820 --> 01:28:43,084 I'm not either, so, like, taking money from someone... 2045 01:28:43,119 --> 01:28:44,657 Hey, Jack? 2046 01:28:46,463 --> 01:28:47,990 Please stop. 2047 01:28:55,736 --> 01:28:57,032 Dinner's almost ready. 2048 01:28:57,067 --> 01:28:59,408 - Great, thank you. - Great. 2049 01:28:59,443 --> 01:29:02,070 You guys doing good? You look great. 2050 01:29:02,105 --> 01:29:03,973 - Thanks, see you at dinner. - Okay. 2051 01:29:04,008 --> 01:29:05,480 Okay, I wasn't listening. 2052 01:29:05,515 --> 01:29:07,581 No, but the really 2053 01:29:07,616 --> 01:29:08,989 fucked-up thing is, do you know how much 2054 01:29:09,013 --> 01:29:10,716 I paid Dan this year? 2055 01:29:10,751 --> 01:29:13,554 Like, $250,000. 2056 01:29:13,589 --> 01:29:15,556 And that's on top of his salary. 2057 01:29:15,591 --> 01:29:17,657 That's not the salary. 2058 01:29:17,692 --> 01:29:20,759 Milton's asked that we all meet down at the barn 2059 01:29:20,794 --> 01:29:22,728 for the weekend finale. 2060 01:29:22,763 --> 01:29:25,830 But, hey... hey, hey! 2061 01:29:25,865 --> 01:29:29,669 But first I just want to quickly express again 2062 01:29:29,704 --> 01:29:33,739 my deep and sincere appreciation 2063 01:29:33,774 --> 01:29:36,709 to each and every one of you 2064 01:29:36,744 --> 01:29:38,744 for opening yourselves up to... 2065 01:29:38,779 --> 01:29:40,515 - Blah-blah-blah-blah... - to each other. 2066 01:29:40,550 --> 01:29:43,078 - Let's get weird! - Let's get it! 2067 01:29:43,113 --> 01:29:44,717 Fuck it, let's get weird, Carrie. 2068 01:29:44,752 --> 01:29:46,015 Let's fucking get weird. 2069 01:30:04,607 --> 01:30:07,036 Everybody put your fucking headphones on! 2070 01:30:28,059 --> 01:30:29,828 Why do you look so bored? 2071 01:30:29,863 --> 01:30:31,533 Ugh, I'm not bored, I'm just... 2072 01:30:31,568 --> 01:30:32,996 Drink. 2073 01:30:33,031 --> 01:30:34,272 I can't drink champagne right now. 2074 01:30:34,296 --> 01:30:35,999 Just have a glass of champagne. 2075 01:30:36,034 --> 01:30:37,770 I don't wanna drink champagne right now. 2076 01:30:37,805 --> 01:30:39,618 Please, just one, it'll be the best night ever. 2077 01:30:39,642 --> 01:30:41,774 I'm sorry, I just... I'm so mad at Jack right now. 2078 01:30:41,809 --> 01:30:43,215 If you don't have one glass of champagne, 2079 01:30:43,239 --> 01:30:46,174 I will literally kill myself. 2080 01:30:46,209 --> 01:30:48,187 I swear to God, I will jump right out of that window 2081 01:30:48,211 --> 01:30:50,849 like the Kool-Aid Man. 2082 01:30:50,884 --> 01:30:53,687 I will eat an entire box of Tide Pods. 2083 01:30:53,722 --> 01:30:55,953 I will drink an entire bottle of bleach. 2084 01:30:55,988 --> 01:30:57,757 Daniel, hit me with the bleach! 2085 01:30:57,792 --> 01:30:59,594 It's happening. 2086 01:30:59,629 --> 01:31:01,959 I will drink a sip. 2087 01:31:01,994 --> 01:31:03,763 Good girl. 2088 01:31:07,736 --> 01:31:09,604 That a baby! 2089 01:31:09,639 --> 01:31:12,068 Let's show these fuckers how to dance! 2090 01:32:01,757 --> 01:32:03,790 - Hi. - Hey. 2091 01:32:03,825 --> 01:32:05,990 - Could I get a water? - Yeah! 2092 01:32:06,025 --> 01:32:07,695 Take those headphones off. 2093 01:32:07,730 --> 01:32:09,829 Oh... 2094 01:32:09,864 --> 01:32:11,930 - Can I get a water? - Yeah. 2095 01:32:11,965 --> 01:32:14,097 - There you go. - Wow, you are flying. 2096 01:32:16,002 --> 01:32:17,870 Mmm. 2097 01:32:20,941 --> 01:32:22,974 You guys are really feeling it already. 2098 01:32:24,208 --> 01:32:26,109 - Yeah. - They wanted us to break 2099 01:32:26,144 --> 01:32:27,847 the pills in half, but they were just... 2100 01:32:27,882 --> 01:32:29,816 too hard, so we just plopped them right in. 2101 01:32:29,851 --> 01:32:32,687 What? 2102 01:32:32,722 --> 01:32:34,084 - The pills. - In the champagne. 2103 01:32:34,119 --> 01:32:35,723 Yeah, double-stack Cadillacs. 2104 01:32:35,758 --> 01:32:38,055 Waah! 2105 01:32:40,697 --> 01:32:42,631 - Oh, shit. - Uh-oh. 2106 01:32:42,666 --> 01:32:43,929 Okay. 2107 01:32:43,964 --> 01:32:45,799 - Hey. - Hey. 2108 01:32:47,132 --> 01:32:50,364 Hi, hi... 2109 01:32:50,399 --> 01:32:53,675 that is wild. 2110 01:32:53,710 --> 01:32:55,237 Uh-huh. Hey, can I talk... 2111 01:32:55,272 --> 01:32:56,711 Can I talk to you for a second? 2112 01:32:56,746 --> 01:32:59,109 Yeah, let's... let's connect. 2113 01:32:59,144 --> 01:33:01,650 - Okay. - You are so soft. 2114 01:33:01,685 --> 01:33:02,959 - Oh, thank you. - Your skin is so soft. 2115 01:33:02,983 --> 01:33:04,719 We don't touch enough. 2116 01:33:04,754 --> 01:33:06,314 - I know. - We used to touch more. 2117 01:33:06,349 --> 01:33:08,019 - I love you too. - I love you so much. 2118 01:33:08,054 --> 01:33:09,295 - I love you so much. - I love you. 2119 01:33:09,319 --> 01:33:10,362 - I feel amazing... - Hey, Jack? 2120 01:33:10,386 --> 01:33:11,924 Right now, yes, Lindsay. 2121 01:33:11,959 --> 01:33:13,167 - I know. - I feel amazing, I love... 2122 01:33:13,191 --> 01:33:14,861 - Listen to me. - Yeah. 2123 01:33:14,896 --> 01:33:16,159 That's because we're on molly. 2124 01:33:16,194 --> 01:33:17,864 What? 2125 01:33:17,899 --> 01:33:19,668 It was in the champagne. 2126 01:33:19,703 --> 01:33:21,736 We were also on mushrooms all day. 2127 01:33:21,771 --> 01:33:23,969 - What?! - Yeah, it was in the cacao. 2128 01:33:24,004 --> 01:33:25,740 - The chocolate? - Uh-huh. 2129 01:33:25,775 --> 01:33:27,907 And a couple of other things. 2130 01:33:29,438 --> 01:33:31,878 - Okay, okay, okay. - Just breathe. 2131 01:33:31,913 --> 01:33:33,781 - I can't do drugs. - No, I think it's a little 2132 01:33:33,816 --> 01:33:35,684 too late, though. 2133 01:33:35,719 --> 01:33:37,081 All of these people drugged us? 2134 01:33:37,116 --> 01:33:39,314 Fuck them! Fuck them so fucking hard! 2135 01:33:39,349 --> 01:33:41,217 - Fuck you! - Jack! 2136 01:33:41,252 --> 01:33:43,153 I need you to calm down, okay? 2137 01:33:43,188 --> 01:33:44,726 - You need to breathe. - Okay. 2138 01:33:44,761 --> 01:33:46,321 I see the dragon coming. 2139 01:33:46,356 --> 01:33:48,026 And I want you to stay with me, 2140 01:33:48,061 --> 01:33:49,467 and I want you to look in me, in my eyes. 2141 01:33:49,491 --> 01:33:52,195 Okay? I told her that you can't do drugs. 2142 01:33:52,230 --> 01:33:53,900 - I can't do drugs. - And it's okay 2143 01:33:53,935 --> 01:33:55,407 - because Cat has a guy. - Cat has a guy, 2144 01:33:55,431 --> 01:33:57,134 - Yeah. - Well, I mean, 2145 01:33:57,169 --> 01:33:58,839 it's not Cat's guy, it's... Gigi has a guy. 2146 01:33:58,874 --> 01:34:00,269 And there's something about Elon. 2147 01:34:00,304 --> 01:34:01,974 - Elon? - Yeah. 2148 01:34:02,009 --> 01:34:03,382 It's okay because she has a podcast... 2149 01:34:03,406 --> 01:34:05,109 A... what the fuck are you talking about 2150 01:34:05,144 --> 01:34:06,979 - right now? - No, listen to me, I'm just... 2151 01:34:07,014 --> 01:34:08,783 These people do this, it's like, it happens 2152 01:34:08,818 --> 01:34:10,378 in little doses, and listen, 2153 01:34:10,413 --> 01:34:13,018 I just need everything to be cool because... 2154 01:34:13,053 --> 01:34:15,449 Well, I can't be cool right now, Lindsey, 2155 01:34:15,484 --> 01:34:17,253 I'm on drugs, I can't be cool right now! 2156 01:34:17,288 --> 01:34:18,991 Okay, please... Please stop yelling. 2157 01:34:19,026 --> 01:34:21,191 - You're making a scene. - I'm sorry that 2158 01:34:21,226 --> 01:34:23,072 I'm making a scene in front of these fucking people 2159 01:34:23,096 --> 01:34:24,832 who are trying to ruin our lives. 2160 01:34:24,867 --> 01:34:26,207 - Oh, my God. - These fucking people 2161 01:34:26,231 --> 01:34:27,736 you've known for ten fucking days! 2162 01:34:27,771 --> 01:34:29,397 These people? These people? Jack, 2163 01:34:29,432 --> 01:34:31,344 Jesus Christ, are you even listening to yourself? 2164 01:34:31,368 --> 01:34:33,434 You just keep repeating yourself, 2165 01:34:33,469 --> 01:34:35,744 over and over and over again! 2166 01:34:35,779 --> 01:34:38,010 You keep saying the same stupid shit, 2167 01:34:38,045 --> 01:34:40,947 and you keep wearing the same stupid shit, 2168 01:34:40,982 --> 01:34:42,410 and you keep watching the same 2169 01:34:42,445 --> 01:34:44,082 stupid shit, and you keep being this... 2170 01:34:44,117 --> 01:34:46,216 shitty version of yourself, 2171 01:34:46,251 --> 01:34:47,822 and I keep waiting for you to change, 2172 01:34:47,857 --> 01:34:49,230 and you're not changing, and I just... 2173 01:34:49,254 --> 01:34:50,957 I understand that you fell down, 2174 01:34:50,992 --> 01:34:52,453 and I just need you... I need you 2175 01:34:52,488 --> 01:34:53,960 to get back up, okay? 2176 01:34:53,995 --> 01:34:55,225 And I know that you blame me. 2177 01:34:55,260 --> 01:34:56,864 - I don't blame you... - You do. 2178 01:34:56,899 --> 01:34:57,766 - I don't blame you. - Listen to me. 2179 01:34:57,801 --> 01:34:59,262 I understand 2180 01:34:59,297 --> 01:35:01,198 that you're angry, but I need you 2181 01:35:01,233 --> 01:35:03,035 to get back up. 2182 01:35:03,070 --> 01:35:04,905 Because this person believes in me. 2183 01:35:04,940 --> 01:35:06,940 - Cat believes in you? - Yes. 2184 01:35:06,975 --> 01:35:08,282 I don't believe in you but Cat believes in you? 2185 01:35:08,306 --> 01:35:10,405 We're here because your friend Cat 2186 01:35:10,440 --> 01:35:12,242 - believes in you? Yeah? - Yes, Jack! 2187 01:35:12,277 --> 01:35:13,925 She is my friend. Why else would we be here? 2188 01:35:13,949 --> 01:35:17,115 Because they're fucking rich, Lindsay. 2189 01:35:17,150 --> 01:35:19,282 That's it. They beckoned. 2190 01:35:19,317 --> 01:35:22,087 We fucking came, okay? And your friend Cat? 2191 01:35:22,122 --> 01:35:24,221 You just wanna be her. 2192 01:35:24,256 --> 01:35:26,388 She fucking sucks. 2193 01:35:26,423 --> 01:35:28,192 She's mean, and she's manipulative, 2194 01:35:28,227 --> 01:35:30,260 and she's a fucking bully, and these people... 2195 01:35:30,295 --> 01:35:32,130 They're not your friends. 2196 01:35:32,165 --> 01:35:33,901 All right? We are entertainment to them. 2197 01:35:33,936 --> 01:35:35,507 They think the way we live our life is funny. 2198 01:35:35,531 --> 01:35:37,806 They think the way I dress is fucking funny. 2199 01:35:37,841 --> 01:35:40,875 Okay? I understand that I am not 2200 01:35:40,910 --> 01:35:42,305 giving you what you want in life, 2201 01:35:42,340 --> 01:35:45,143 and I'm sorry, but, like, 2202 01:35:45,178 --> 01:35:47,541 this isn't us. 2203 01:35:47,576 --> 01:35:50,214 We are not gonna have this life ever. 2204 01:35:53,956 --> 01:35:56,022 Well, then maybe I don't want our life anymore. 2205 01:35:58,224 --> 01:36:01,324 No, no, no. What does that mean? 2206 01:36:03,031 --> 01:36:04,525 I don't know. 2207 01:36:06,397 --> 01:36:08,265 No, I love you. These people don't love you. 2208 01:36:08,300 --> 01:36:09,563 I love you. I love you. 2209 01:36:09,598 --> 01:36:11,235 - Jack. - I love you. 2210 01:36:11,270 --> 01:36:13,600 - Look at me, I love you. - I hear you. 2211 01:36:13,635 --> 01:36:17,241 But you were just yelling at me. 2212 01:36:17,276 --> 01:36:19,914 And I'm going outside. 2213 01:36:19,949 --> 01:36:22,114 Lindsay. 2214 01:36:22,149 --> 01:36:24,248 Savage, bro. 2215 01:36:24,283 --> 01:36:26,580 Fuck you, Kerry. 2216 01:36:26,615 --> 01:36:29,220 That's fair. 2217 01:36:29,255 --> 01:36:34,159 ♪ Happy Birthday to me ♪ 2218 01:36:36,229 --> 01:36:38,493 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 2219 01:36:38,528 --> 01:36:40,528 I am so sorry. I am so embarrassed. 2220 01:36:40,563 --> 01:36:42,233 I am mortified, Jack just... 2221 01:36:42,268 --> 01:36:44,136 - Oh, Lindz, Lindsay... - I can't believe 2222 01:36:44,171 --> 01:36:46,501 - he said those things. - I... honestly, I loved it. 2223 01:36:46,536 --> 01:36:48,503 I loved it. 2224 01:36:48,538 --> 01:36:50,879 - What? - Nobody ever has 2225 01:36:50,914 --> 01:36:53,343 the balls to talk to me like that. 2226 01:36:53,378 --> 01:36:56,247 Like, we pay them too much. 2227 01:36:58,482 --> 01:37:01,153 Even Matt is terrified of me, 2228 01:37:01,188 --> 01:37:04,486 which I love. 2229 01:37:04,521 --> 01:37:06,587 But it also makes me sad. 2230 01:37:09,295 --> 01:37:12,065 But, like, I'm not the only one who's sad 2231 01:37:12,100 --> 01:37:13,528 and fucked up, you know? 2232 01:37:13,563 --> 01:37:16,531 Like, I... yeah, I'm an alcoholic. 2233 01:37:16,566 --> 01:37:18,940 My husband's a workaholic. 2234 01:37:18,975 --> 01:37:20,469 Your husband is insecure. 2235 01:37:20,504 --> 01:37:22,944 You lack purpose. 2236 01:37:24,112 --> 01:37:26,079 But so do I, that's... 2237 01:37:26,114 --> 01:37:28,279 that's why I'm an alcoholic. 2238 01:37:28,314 --> 01:37:30,149 It gives me something to do. 2239 01:37:30,184 --> 01:37:33,251 - No. - We're like a clown car 2240 01:37:33,286 --> 01:37:36,122 on the way to a Chris Gaines concert. 2241 01:37:36,157 --> 01:37:37,585 - No. - Look at us. 2242 01:37:37,620 --> 01:37:39,994 No... no! 2243 01:37:40,029 --> 01:37:41,391 It's like, God, I just... 2244 01:37:41,426 --> 01:37:43,063 I just wanted not to be us for, 2245 01:37:43,098 --> 01:37:44,966 like, a minute. 2246 01:37:45,001 --> 01:37:48,167 - Do you know what I mean? - How'd that go? 2247 01:37:48,202 --> 01:37:50,103 My husband's 2248 01:37:50,138 --> 01:37:52,435 rolling his face off, and he just screamed at me. 2249 01:37:52,470 --> 01:37:55,944 I saw that. I loved that. 2250 01:37:55,979 --> 01:37:57,616 For me... not... I didn't love that for you. 2251 01:37:57,640 --> 01:37:59,948 That must have been really embarrassing. 2252 01:37:59,983 --> 01:38:01,510 - Yeah. - Gosh. 2253 01:38:01,545 --> 01:38:03,644 It was. 2254 01:38:04,988 --> 01:38:06,680 I'm... 2255 01:38:06,715 --> 01:38:08,990 I'm trying to work on my empathy. 2256 01:38:09,025 --> 01:38:11,157 Did I pass the test? 2257 01:38:12,996 --> 01:38:14,622 Hey, sorry that you thought that 2258 01:38:14,657 --> 01:38:16,723 I had an answer or something... 2259 01:38:16,758 --> 01:38:20,166 Somehow the missing piece in your heart. 2260 01:38:20,201 --> 01:38:22,399 Most of me is missing, to be honest. 2261 01:38:22,434 --> 01:38:24,533 It doesn't make any sense 2262 01:38:24,568 --> 01:38:27,404 'cause I have everything that I ever wanted, 2263 01:38:27,439 --> 01:38:30,407 and I'm... not happy. 2264 01:38:30,442 --> 01:38:32,508 I have a hot husband, 2265 01:38:32,543 --> 01:38:35,280 and I have two beautiful children, 2266 01:38:35,315 --> 01:38:37,513 and I have... 2267 01:38:37,548 --> 01:38:40,483 12 properties. 2268 01:38:40,518 --> 01:38:44,190 Money doesn't fix your problems, babe. 2269 01:38:44,225 --> 01:38:46,555 It just makes them prettier. 2270 01:38:49,032 --> 01:38:51,065 Oh! Okay. 2271 01:38:52,728 --> 01:38:54,596 Should I write a book? 2272 01:38:54,631 --> 01:38:56,697 Should I be a poet? 2273 01:38:56,732 --> 01:39:00,008 Should we smash John Mayer's guitar, um... 2274 01:39:00,043 --> 01:39:01,317 - That's John Mayer's guitar? - Yes! 2275 01:39:01,341 --> 01:39:03,176 It's John Mayer's guitar. 2276 01:39:03,211 --> 01:39:06,410 He left it here, and he clearly didn't want it. 2277 01:39:06,445 --> 01:39:08,214 Oh, my God! 2278 01:39:09,448 --> 01:39:12,713 Stop! Stop! 2279 01:39:14,486 --> 01:39:16,453 Whoo! 2280 01:39:18,820 --> 01:39:20,787 What the fuck are you doing? 2281 01:39:20,822 --> 01:39:23,262 Um, living? 2282 01:39:23,297 --> 01:39:25,396 Let me live, okay? 2283 01:39:27,664 --> 01:39:29,268 Should I call Milton 2284 01:39:29,303 --> 01:39:31,072 and have him bring us some snacks? 2285 01:39:31,107 --> 01:39:33,074 We're having fun. 2286 01:39:33,109 --> 01:39:35,208 Milton! 2287 01:39:35,243 --> 01:39:36,704 I'm going to bed. 2288 01:39:36,739 --> 01:39:38,178 Bye. 2289 01:39:39,379 --> 01:39:41,775 Milton! 2290 01:41:06,928 --> 01:41:08,829 I'm sorry. 2291 01:41:10,404 --> 01:41:12,173 I'm really... I'm just really sorry. 2292 01:41:12,208 --> 01:41:14,175 Jack, stop. 2293 01:41:22,944 --> 01:41:24,680 I'm really... 2294 01:41:26,783 --> 01:41:29,454 unhappy. 2295 01:41:29,489 --> 01:41:31,654 I know, and I'm really... 2296 01:41:31,689 --> 01:41:34,195 I'm really sorry, and I... 2297 01:41:35,759 --> 01:41:37,792 It's not your fault. 2298 01:41:43,338 --> 01:41:45,602 It's nobody's fault. 2299 01:42:05,360 --> 01:42:08,460 I'm really fucking intimidated by these people. 2300 01:42:10,695 --> 01:42:12,893 I don't want to be these people. 2301 01:42:15,964 --> 01:42:17,832 I love you. 2302 01:42:17,867 --> 01:42:20,439 I'm sorry. 2303 01:42:27,745 --> 01:42:29,712 Please forgive me. 2304 01:42:32,255 --> 01:42:33,716 You're such a fucking dick. 2305 01:42:35,588 --> 01:42:38,886 Take a sip of the cacao. 2306 01:42:38,921 --> 01:42:40,888 Daniel! 2307 01:42:40,923 --> 01:42:43,495 My God, can we please get the fuck out of here? 2308 01:42:43,530 --> 01:42:45,266 - Yes, yes, - Okay. 2309 01:42:45,301 --> 01:42:46,531 Get your shit, go! 2310 01:43:10,755 --> 01:43:12,722 There's still no service. 2311 01:43:20,028 --> 01:43:21,995 We'll figure it out. 2312 01:43:31,743 --> 01:43:33,578 We'll figure it out. 2313 01:44:02,939 --> 01:44:04,873 You know what? I'm gonna throw in 2314 01:44:04,908 --> 01:44:06,479 an extra case for you guys. 2315 01:44:06,514 --> 01:44:08,349 - Hey. - Thank you. 2316 01:44:08,384 --> 01:44:09,955 Yeah, just because I feel like we're connecting 2317 01:44:09,979 --> 01:44:11,616 on a wine level. 2318 01:44:11,651 --> 01:44:12,947 You know, 'cause I see people's 2319 01:44:12,982 --> 01:44:14,916 - wine spirits. - Which one am I? 2320 01:44:14,951 --> 01:44:16,720 Oh... 2321 01:44:21,859 --> 01:44:24,398 The joy. The joy, it kind of says to me, 2322 01:44:24,433 --> 01:44:26,059 just, like, viognier. 2323 01:44:26,094 --> 01:44:27,731 - You know what I mean? - Yeah, Kerry's 2324 01:44:27,766 --> 01:44:29,634 - kind of effervescent. - Thank you. 2325 01:44:29,669 --> 01:44:31,548 Effervescent's kind of a strong word for viognier. 2326 01:44:31,572 --> 01:44:33,033 You know, okay? 2327 01:44:33,068 --> 01:44:34,474 But that's... that's just really 2328 01:44:34,509 --> 01:44:35,739 between us wine people. 164876