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You blinked.
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I did? I thought that was good.
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Oh, my God, it's like the
first day of the school.
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All right, let's just take one more.
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- Excuse me.
- Hey, I'm trying to take a picture.
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Oh, sure. Yeah, you guys, she
was trying to take a picture.
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Photo shoot!
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No, I'm just taking a
"first day of work" photo.
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- Of course you are.
- I can't fit everyone.
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We'll smush! We'll smush!
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Okay.
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Maybe if some people could
get down in front or kneel,
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we could... You know what? Here,
let's go over to the table.
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Come over here, we'll do top levels.
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- Oh, my gosh!
- Where did Sheila go?
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- Taking a picture without your queen?
- Well...
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- Don't step on me.
- Champion here!
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Hey! Now I can see everyone!
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Sheila, get down. It's just a picture.
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No, it's not. It's history.
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Keep your eyes open.
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One!
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Two!
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Three!
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Glow!
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Oh, fuck! It's out of film.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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Well, how much longer
is this gonna take?
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I just need to drop
him at daycare and...
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God damn it. Um... So, okay.
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It's my costume for work.
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Imagine I'm Clark Kent,
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and I brought in my
cape to be dry cleaned
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and then you lost it.
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And now, whenever I turn into Superman,
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I'm flying around without
my fucking cape.
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Anyone else on your account?
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Yup. Uh... Mark... Eagan.
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I'd like to establish
separate accounts, please.
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So this never ever happens again.
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And I'm not paying for his suits.
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You're keeping his name?
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Probably.
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Yes, Ruth. It's me.
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Why are you parked all
the way over here?
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Well, I'm giving myself a minute
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before I have to spend the next 20 weeks
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surrounded by people
asking me what to do.
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You look very clean and pretty.
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I like your fancy folder.
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It's a portfolio.
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What's happening today?
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Are we doing notes on the pilot?
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I have a bunch of thoughts,
if you want them.
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Personally, I think we need main titles.
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And punch your graphics, maybe.
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Okay, okay, okay. Just...
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Just take it easy.
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Okay? Let's just take it easy.
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- I'm excited!
- Yeah.
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Aren't you excited?
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Don't pep talk me. All right, Ruth?
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The last time when I
knew what I was gonna do
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for 20 consecutive
weeks, I was in college.
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And I hated college.
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And then I woke up this morning,
and I ironed this shirt.
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What is that? I feel like someone else.
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It's a big job.
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But we're in it together.
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You'll be Hitch.
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I'll be Alma.
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Invisible, but indispensable.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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Alfred Hitchcock and his wife.
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Alma, you know the woman behind the man
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who is as important as the man
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and really helps the man be great
while also getting the job done.
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All right.
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Well you've helped me want to
get the fuck out of his car.
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Wait.
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Happy first day.
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Ah...
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Is not sentimental present,
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is vodka, is classic start gift...
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It's nine a.m.
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Oh, God, I know.
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Here you go.
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Oh. Britannica. I feel smart already.
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And these. Beiruta!
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I don't want to put this on.
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My costume still smells
like beer and racism.
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Oh, nobody washed these?
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Was I supposed to wash these?
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- Hi. Hi.Hi. Sorry, I'm late.
- Hi.
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First day of daycare. Drama!
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Hey.
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Tiny vodka bottle?
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Oh, thank you.
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You have a good break?
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Yeah, uh... productive.
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Sam wants everyone in
full hair and makeup.
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- Dawn and Stacey are setting up.
- Okay, cool. Cool.
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So who does Welfare Queen fight first?
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She's got to defend
her title, obviously.
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Let's wait for Sam to lay it out.
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Hey! Sorry! Where are the costumes?
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Finally! Over here.
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So you're gonna have to wait till
the end of the day to clean these,
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but you know, you can
just chill over here.
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I'm not cleaning them.
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Um... Sorry, who are you?
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Oh, I'm Junkchain.
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All right, so...
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Ladies, exciting stuff.
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Huh? Making a show, right?
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Feels a little different around here.
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And we got a few men
in the gym, finally.
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Whoo! Hubba, hubba!
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Hi, guys!
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All right, it's adorable.
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but don't fucking distract
me. I have work to do.
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Call me.
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Okay. Today is a prep day,
which means it's about me.
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I'm gonna be checking the shot list,
gonna be adjusting the lighting,
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gonna be making sure I don't
hate your costumes on camera...
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Oh! "Prep," like "prepare."
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Do you maybe want to introduce
us to our new cast member?
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Oh, fuck. Yes.
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Yolanda.
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Meet the girls. Girls, Yolanda.
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So, my friends call me
Yoyo, but Yolanda is cool.
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Are you replacing anyone
else or just Cherry?
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How about you don't
worry about it, okay?
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Cherry's got a great job, and
she ain't thinking about you.
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Does she know you gave
away her character?
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To a white girl?
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I'm not white. I'm Mexican.
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She can play Beirut if she wants.
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Look, I decide who plays
who and when, all right?
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And I've decided I like
the character Junkchain,
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and I want her to be
played by a hot girl.
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All right? If isn't broke, don't fix it.
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So, since Yolanda's new, maybe you want
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to walk her through the show's format.
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Ruth, it's not rocket science. Okay?
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Same thing every week.
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Bunch of promos where you guys
talk shit about each other.
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All right? Then a wrestling
match, and then wrestling match,
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wrestling match,
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another wrestling match.
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Then a title match and then a closer,
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where Liberty Belle vows to take
the crown back from Welfare Queen.
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Every week? What about
the other storylines?
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Hey, you know what's better than me
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standing up here answering questions?
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It's you quietly reading the answers
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in your new contracts.
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- Contracts!
- Huh?
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- Get your contracts here!
- Huh?
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"... to own in perpetuity all
of the rights, results,
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products and proceeds in and to
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or derived from wrestler
services hereunder."
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Why don't they write just
write, "We own you?"
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My brother's first wrestling
contract was written on a napkin.
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This is a step up.
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Anyone got a pen?
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Here.
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Here's these.
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Okay, you're done.
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Are you sure? You don't
want to see anything else?
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No, I'm good.
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Okay.
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You ever work around
this many fucking women?
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Actually, yeah.
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I used to shoot porn for Hal Freeman.
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I love Hal Freeman.
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He's a creep.
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But, hey, man, if you need an
artfully framed crotch shot,
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I'm your guy.
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Hi! Hi.
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So I don't mean to be alarmist,
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but I think there's still a lot
of confusion about Cherry.
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Also some of the language
in these contracts...
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All right, look! Tell
the girls if they don't
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have other job offers, to sign them.
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Of course.
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But maybe since you didn't really answer
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any questions during the meeting,
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you could set aside some time today to
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address the collective anxieties?
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Make people feel seen and heard.
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No, I don't want the people
to feel seen and heard.
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I want them to be invisible
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so I can transform this gym
into a fake luxury hotel.
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All right? So if you want
to be Alma Hitchcock,
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go make everyone feel
special so I don't have to.
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All right. Who's next?
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I'm so glad I got in
full hair and makeup
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so Sam could point a camera
at me for 25 seconds.
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What do you guys think?
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Do I need different underwear
or just a different ass?
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That costume was perfect on Cherry
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because I made it specifically
for her measurements.
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So how'd Sam find you?
Was it an audition or...
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more of a personal connection?
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Look!
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Your director came to my club.
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I gave him a lap dance,
and he offered me a job.
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Of course. First open slot,
he just hires a stripper.
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Can you rap?
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Can you?
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Botanica's a genius.
Junkchain is a rapper.
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Oh, really? I thought she was
a sexy sanitation worker.
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And what the fuck is
that supposed to mean?
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Hey, hey, guys.
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Yolanda's not the enemy.
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Granted, it feels a little
like she's taking something
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that doesn't belong to her.
Not your fault.
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But I have an idea.
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It's gonna make everyone feel better.
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♪ Love is all around ♪
♪ No need to waste it ♪
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♪ You can never tell ♪
♪ Why don't you take it? ♪
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♪ You're gonna make it after all! ♪
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Are we gonna meet Mary Tyler Moore?
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No. We are gonna shoot
a main title sequence.
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Oh, my God! I love main titles!
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Imagine our faces with
our names underneath.
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How does the Cheers one go again?
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I've never seen Cheers.
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It's great. It's about an
invisible woman named Vera.
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We really do need a theme song.
It's got to be memorable.
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We're doing it.
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You guys, Sam's not
making a title sequence.
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Actually he handed me the
reins for the rest of the day
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while he's working on the set, so...
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Why not make something that reminds us
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we are the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling?
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Oh, hey, camera guy. Camera guy!
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Don't leave.
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Right. Well, seems like you
have it all figured out.
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Good luck, because I
have to go to the mall.
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I have to buy more shimmer tights.
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I love the mall.
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- Oh, look at us!
- Looks great.
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Just stay in character.
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You guys look gorgeous!
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Get off me.
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But stay in your own... space.
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Good and just exit camera left.
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Exit left, exit camera left.
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Yes!
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Great, great, great.
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Okay. Going to get a diet
soda at the food court.
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Great and cut!
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All right. Um... so, next shot.
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I want to get Welfare Queen
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coming down the escalator towards us.
258
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She's dripping with shopping bags.
259
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,819
Get Liberty Belle going up the escalator
260
00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:29,870
and when they pass each other,
261
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,710
they start yelling, threatening,
maybe someone takes a swipe or...
262
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:33,720
Tammé!
263
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,606
Where you going? You're
in the next shot!
264
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,401
There's a sale at
Robinson's! I'll be back.
265
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,614
You want me to ride on
the escalator with them?
266
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:46,617
Get it going both ways, maybe
French overs on the move?
267
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,328
I don't know what that is,
268
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,122
but if it's good enough for the
French, it's good enough for me.
269
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,792
Are you sure Sam's cool with this?
270
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:56,793
Look...
271
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,005
- Russell. Russell.
- Russell.
272
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,800
I know it's your first day, but Sam
and I, we have an understanding.
273
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,641
All right, hey, be careful with
this, all right? It's a real thing.
274
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:11,933
Yup.
275
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,000
- Are you using those sandbags, Ken?
- Yeah, how many do you need?
276
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,024
Four.
277
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,278
Thanks for saving me.
278
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,323
Yeah. Didn't want you to be
embarrassed on your first day at work.
279
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,785
- It's misleading, right? "Prep day"?
- I would have thought the same thing.
280
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,536
- It's right in here.
- Oh!
281
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,955
You look like a real Hollywood producer.
282
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,999
Wow! Looks just like the Hayworth.
283
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,541
I got to work.
284
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,545
- It does, doesn't it?
- Well, it's a cheat.
285
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,048
- But matching's for pussies, right?
- Ha!
286
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,508
I know you're busy prepping.
287
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,760
I just wanted to take a quick
moment to introduce you
288
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:50,056
to one of our MVP directors at
the network. Rick Hollander.
289
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:53,393
Yeah, Rick directs KDTV's
longest-running show...
290
00:14:53,470 --> 00:14:55,860
"Quilting Bee Easy." Two E's.
291
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,460
Glen always likes me to swing by
292
00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:59,560
and welcome the new kids to the block.
293
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:03,403
Ah! Well, I've been around all the
blocks. I appreciate the concern.
294
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,113
Curiosity, not concern.
295
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,074
- So, when do you start shooting?
- Tomorrow.
296
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,578
Sure it will all come together?
297
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:17,125
All right, let's take a little look-see.
298
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:21,212
Put that on, protect
your head. All right.
299
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,757
What the fuck?
300
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,385
You don't bring another
director to my set uninvited.
301
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,221
Yeah, and where the hell
is my hard hat? God!
302
00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:32,639
Can you imagine if I'd
replaced you with that guy?
303
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,973
Dodged a bullet there.
304
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,419
Wait, Glen "Clit Dick"
tried to replace me
305
00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:37,760
with a guy who wears a turtleneck?
306
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,206
Yeah, he kept calling
me during the break
307
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,691
'cause "you've never directed
this many hours of television."
308
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,985
Tell you one thing Rick
Hollander doesn't have:
309
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,361
that awesome Trapper Keeper.
310
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,447
It's a fucking leather portfolio.
311
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,074
Fuck!
312
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,792
Hello, you beautiful stallion.
313
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,378
Debbie, we're ready!
314
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,394
Let's try that again.
315
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,109
Hi-ya! Ha!
316
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,100
Shit!
317
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,739
She's okay. That was great!
318
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,117
And you're just, you're having fun!
319
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,204
All right. And then, Beirut!
320
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:41,918
And then you yell out some
of your terrorist noises.
321
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,670
Or we do the Risky Business thing,
322
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:47,673
where we slide her sunglasses
down and smile at each other?
323
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:48,798
You know, like...
324
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:55,139
I'm gonna pierce your face!
325
00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:06,220
Great! And cut!
326
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:09,195
Uh, so now I think we should do the
same thing again, but with shoes.
327
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,420
I do. I feel like we're
missing something.
328
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,430
Action!
329
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:27,046
Ahh! Yeah!
330
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,633
Hello. Is Zoya.
331
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,139
- Hey, you want to race?
- Huh?
332
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,839
Yeah, what are you, two scaredy cats?
333
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,725
Yeah, yeah, you want a piece of this?
334
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,812
Eat my dust!
335
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,735
- I think it's really just rocks.
- That's great. Cut, cut, cut.
336
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,149
All right. Hi, ladies!
337
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,570
So you're gonna be on TV. We're
doing a TV show for KDTV.
338
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,698
You just need to sign off on
it, give us your permission.
339
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,741
Thank you so much. That's great.
340
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:56,909
And action, Sheila!
341
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,661
So good... What?
342
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,806
Get that burger back! It's your lunch!
343
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,249
Sheila, give it back!
Sheila, give it back!
344
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,626
- No!
- Yes, food fight!
345
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,129
What the fuck, Sheila?
That wasn't... No!
346
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:09,880
No! Sheila!
347
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,048
Follow them, follow them.
348
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,802
I never said fries!
349
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,345
Hey, ma'am, excuse me.
350
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,055
Are you filming something here?
351
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,641
Yes, yes, I am.
352
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:25,730
I'm Ruth Wilder with KDTV and
if you need to see our permit,
353
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,533
- I... my producers...
- No, no, no, no, no!
354
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,234
I'm an actor. At least,
when I'm not doing this.
355
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,820
So, if you have something
I might be right for...
356
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,446
Oh.
357
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:44,748
And freeze!
358
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,085
Everybody, hold it right there.
359
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,259
Ready!
360
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,763
And action, security guard!
361
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,624
- Hey.
- Yeah.
362
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,835
It's a lot more fun when you direct.
363
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,130
Don't tell Sam that.
364
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,014
Hey! Here, let me help you with that.
365
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,100
Oh! Well, okay, but yeah.
366
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,354
We shot...
367
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,815
We shot some rad stuff today.
368
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:55,486
Yeah? You think we really captured
the nexus of girl-on-girl violence
369
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,446
and consumer culture in America?
370
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,366
Oh, no. It was way dumber than that.
371
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,536
But you have a decent eye.
372
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,081
Wow. "Decent."
373
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,124
Be still, my heart!
374
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,629
You want to come back to my place,
375
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,214
go through the footage,
376
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,049
do a rough assembly, maybe have a drink?
377
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,386
Ruth.
378
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,972
You want a ride?
379
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,479
It's late. We can look over
the footage tomorrow, right?
380
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,356
Sure, there's always tomorrow.
381
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:35,735
One dollar.
382
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,611
You're welcome.
383
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,532
Oh, my God, sorry.
Thank you for the ride.
384
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:44,827
What?
385
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,872
Really? A sleazy camera
guy? It's a great idea.
386
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,000
You don't know that he's sleazy.
387
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:57,214
Is it gonna bother you if...
388
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:02,511
if I go out on a date? Would...
Do you mind if I meet someone?
389
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,222
- Are you asking my permission to date?
- I don't know.
390
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,516
I don't care what you do.
391
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,350
Okay.
392
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:11,771
That guy's a creep.
393
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,231
As number one on the call sheet,
394
00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:17,526
I don't need you to fuck up group
morale by getting date raped.
395
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:22,114
- Do we have a call sheet?
- It's an expression.
396
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:30,539
One dollar, please.
397
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,128
I was gonna call you during the break.
398
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,089
Then I thought...
399
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:42,384
I shouldn't call, and
if the show doesn't go,
400
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,179
maybe that's it, and
we'd never talk again.
401
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:48,474
But today was great.
402
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,308
Wasn't it?
403
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:51,976
Reminded me of...
404
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,688
when we used to be in
scene study class just...
405
00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,649
mind-melding over ideas.
406
00:21:57,525 --> 00:22:00,653
I mean, I know the mall's
not Chekhov, but...
407
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:06,408
but I really missed acting with you.
408
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,287
Yeah.
409
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,208
I'm getting a divorce.
410
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:42,570
What the fuck?
411
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,073
Open a fucking window!
412
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,199
They're open!
413
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,534
And I'm almost done!
414
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,288
What's a "Shitpope"?
415
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,371
What?
416
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:57,835
What is all this?
417
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,338
It's for Billy's band.
I'm in charge of merch.
418
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:03,382
All right, you know...
419
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:07,011
We've gotta talk about what
the hell is going on here.
420
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,221
I'll clean up.
421
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:12,349
No. Not the shirts. You.
422
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,644
Are you going back to Sacramento?
423
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,397
You said I could stay here.
424
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,817
"Stay" implies a short period of time.
425
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:25,529
You said we were gonna sit
down and have a conversation
426
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:29,325
about how we were gonna
deal with all this Dad shit.
427
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,244
And then you gave me some
old photo albums to look at
428
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,329
and we never did.
429
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,497
I don't know who any
of those people are.
430
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:38,584
They're your Sicilian relatives.
431
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,427
Well, then why don't you
tell me their names?
432
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:43,172
- Or maybe some details?
- Okay, so...
433
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,423
What?
434
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,718
You want to talk about this right now?
435
00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:50,887
Do you?
436
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:55,558
I...
437
00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,019
I want a drink.
438
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,568
- Can we order pizza?
- Yes!
439
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,529
Not from Billy.
440
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:13,993
Hey.
441
00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:16,664
- Wow! Power move.
- Yeah.
442
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:18,916
How's your apartment?
443
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:20,659
Small, but I finally get to hang up
444
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,335
my signed Rebel Without a Cause poster.
445
00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:24,380
Hi! Glen, I'm so sorry I'm late.
446
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,223
- Oh, it's okay.
- I came straight from work.
447
00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:27,256
I'm a mess!
448
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:31,136
- Hi! You must be Jodi.
- Hi!
449
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:32,721
So, once we order,
450
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,975
I promise I will tell you everything
I know about Jack Wagner.
451
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,101
I love him.
452
00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:38,727
That chin.
453
00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:41,480
Hi, Mark. William Morris
Business Affairs.
454
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:42,606
Nice to meet you.
455
00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:44,775
So, business before dinner?
456
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:46,735
You brought your agent?
457
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,738
Oh, God, he's not my agent. But
I guess he does work for me.
458
00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:51,865
From where I sit, it's
pretty straightforward.
459
00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:53,409
You've made a contract
460
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,578
with a bunch of desperate actresses
who don't know any better.
461
00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:59,373
But Debbie's clearly
worth more than that.
462
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:04,837
Um... I'm proud to be
part of the KDTV family,
463
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,007
just provided we work out these...
I mean, they're tiny details.
464
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:12,302
Wow, this is a lot of tiny details.
465
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,848
Jodi doesn't need one.
466
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:19,601
No, I'm sure you don't expect your
wife to sit here looking pretty
467
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:21,979
while we do business. She
might have some great ideas.
468
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:23,856
Hmm.
469
00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:26,525
You have to understand,
470
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:30,362
I've been working as an actress on
a nationally syndicated soap opera.
471
00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:31,613
I have a quote.
472
00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:33,657
And I had a career before the show.
473
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:37,452
Debbie...
474
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:41,749
- KDTV is a small, local network.
- Yeah.
475
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:44,460
We don't have this kind
of money to throw around.
476
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,755
Let's start with page
three. Exclusivity.
477
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:52,718
Uh...
478
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:06,065
It is a miracle what you can accomplish
479
00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:08,442
when you force people to work overtime.
480
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:14,906
Hey.
481
00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,367
I don't like when you're
in a clump, whispering.
482
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,161
Spread out so I can see you.
483
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,413
We have a surprise for you.
484
00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:26,126
Don't... Look who I found
wandering the parking lot.
485
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:29,421
- Nah.
- Glen! So many visits!
486
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,340
I just came to collect the contracts,
487
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,183
make sure you actually
had a set to shoot on.
488
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,135
Looked a little dicey yesterday.
489
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:38,221
Glen.
490
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,892
You know what? This can
wait. We can do this later.
491
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:45,062
No, don't do anything different
because I'm here. I'm like a...
492
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,271
fly on the wall.
493
00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:47,814
You won't see me.
494
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:56,949
Bash Howard Productions and
Patio Town, Inc. proudly present,
495
00:26:57,032 --> 00:27:01,870
from the Hayworth Hotel in Los
Angeles, California, it's GLOW!
496
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:04,832
The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling!
497
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,223
Oh, my God.
498
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,048
Sam, I wish I still had my
hard hat. I would take it off.
499
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,551
That was a romp!
500
00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:59,219
What can I say, Glen?
501
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:02,139
I know what KDTV wants. That's
why you hired me, right?
502
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:03,222
That's it.
503
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,020
Hey, Glen, why don't I
show you our new lobby?
504
00:28:06,030 --> 00:28:07,030
Oh, yeah?
505
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,680
- Yeah, yeah, come on!
- All right!
506
00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:10,147
All right, Bash.
507
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:11,565
Oh! Velvet!
508
00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:18,322
Who here is confused
about who the director is?
509
00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:22,951
Really? No one is confused?
510
00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:26,705
Because I'm fucking confused.
Because I didn't send anyone
511
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:29,374
to shoot a fucking title
sequence at a mall.
512
00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:33,503
So who shot this?
513
00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:36,172
I did.
514
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:38,508
I cut it, too.
515
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,250
Hey.
516
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:43,138
It's not him. It was me. I
told him what to shoot.
517
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,642
Interesting. Are you making
a move on my job, Ruth?
518
00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:47,975
No.
519
00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:51,021
You asked for my help.
520
00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:55,317
Honey, I don't need your help. I
need you to be a fucking actress.
521
00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:58,528
Can you guys please keep it
down? I got Glen right outside.
522
00:28:58,612 --> 00:28:59,655
I don't give a shit.
523
00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:02,241
He can hear this. Everybody
should hear this.
524
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,819
You're not a director just 'cause you
525
00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:05,820
take a fucking camera to the mall.
526
00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:09,039
The girls needed a boost.
And if we're being honest,
527
00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:11,482
I thought the show needed
something to pull the audience in.
528
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:14,419
Well, I'm not pulling them in
with this cheesy, girly bullshit.
529
00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:15,963
That sequence was garbage.
530
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,566
And I'd never put my name on
something I didn't direct.
531
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,092
You put your name on the pilot.
532
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:22,261
What'd you say?
533
00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:26,181
You know Ruth directed the pilot.
534
00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:29,017
She saved your ass.
You should thank her.
535
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:36,500
You're fired.
536
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:38,026
Holy shit!
537
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:41,280
You can't fire me. I signed a contract.
538
00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:44,116
Yeah, a contract that says you
can't quit without notice,
539
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:47,369
and I can fire you whenever
the fuck I want to.
540
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:50,539
So pack up your shit
and get off of my set.
541
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:15,771
Okay.
542
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:18,692
Does anyone else have anything to say?
543
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:21,944
Good.
544
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:23,739
Let's get to work.
545
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:27,826
Hey Ruth, if you want to help out,
546
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:31,038
why don't you pick up these fucking
chairs? All over the place.
547
00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:41,798
Hi. Here you go. Glen
already has a copy.
548
00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:45,260
Why does Glen have a copy?
549
00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:49,056
We made a few adjustments
together. There's an addendum.
550
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:53,769
Oh, is that what you're calling
these extra 250 pages?
551
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,562
I have to look out for myself now.
552
00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:58,815
I know what I'm worth, and I
am not apologizing to anyone.
553
00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,821
You didn't need to fire Reggie. If
you want to fire someone, fire me.
554
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,491
Is that what you really want?
555
00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,914
- I had ideas.
- All right, well, put 'em in your diary.
556
00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:17,209
I can't make this show if they're
all looking to you for answers.
557
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:22,089
We care about each other. We're a team.
558
00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:24,091
You're not really a team.
559
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,051
This isn't basketball.
560
00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:29,304
If I lose one of you, my entire
offense doesn't fall apart.
561
00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:31,431
You're all replaceable.
562
00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:35,059
Even you, Ruth.
563
00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,077
Are you kidding me?
564
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:54,121
You want to be a producer?
565
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:57,123
Oh, no.
566
00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,126
I am a producer.
567
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:39,940
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