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I brought
my mother's ashes with me.

I'm gonna need a boat.

We have our resort boat
you can charter.

I think I'm gonna be
a little emotional.

Could I get some
alcohol on the boat?

I thought I knew my father.

Meanwhile, he's getting
manhandled by some random dudes.

Maybe it's better if I'm
just really real with you.

I don't know.

I want to do something romantic.

What about a candlelit dinner
on our charter boat?

-Thank you.
-Oh, wow!

There will be one
other guest on the boat.

She'll be quiet
as a church mouse.

He did it on purpose.

Turns out you're my type.
I have my eyes on you.

-Where were you?
-Couldn't sleep.

I just walked around.

♪ ("HE MELE LAHUI HAWAI'I"
BY THE ROSE ENSEMBLE PLAYING) ♪

It is so beautiful.

When I was younger,
my father would bring me

and my older brothers
to this beach

to look for sunnies.

What are sunnies?

Well, they're shells.
Pretty shells.

I'll find you one later.

Then we'd go back to our patch

and clear the waterways,
feed the pigs, pull the taro.

What?

I don't know, you're just...
you're so real.

I'm very real.

Was the hotel here?

Well, they were the ones
that actually evicted us

from our lo'i.
The land that was given

by King Kamehameha
to the konohiki,

it was a sacred title.
Can't be broken.

But the government,

they terminated
our lease illegally.

That's fucked up.

My brothers, they're still
trying to fight the county,

but they can't afford a lawyer.

The good ones are too expensive.

It's a shit situation.

And now you work for the same
assholes that stole from you?

When my brothers found out
that I took this job...

they were so pissed.

But I gotta make a living,
you know?

I have to go
before she wakes up.

Why don't you want her to know
that we're hanging out?

She's tricky.

Isn't she your friend?

Yeah, she's my friend.

As long as she has more
of everything than I do.

But if I have something
of my own, she wants it.

She's like that, huh?

That family is crazy.

Oh, my God.
You wouldn't even believe it.

All these guests are crazy.

Fuck!

Excuse me?

Spa doesn't open until 9:00.

-I thought you were a guest.
-I'll be out in just a second.

This is the women's locker room,
by the way.

-Oh, shit.
-It's fine. Finish your shower.

I know you're too intuitive
for me to bullshit you.

I fell off the wagon yesterday.

The whole thing with Lani put me
on edge, so I took a Xanax.

But then I was, um, dragging,
so I took an upper.

And then I took another
and then another.

Then I went down
to the bar after work

-and had a few shots.
-Armond.

And then I think the father
staying in the Tradewinds...

asked me to fuck him up the ass?

What?

But this is why
I have to stay sober, Belinda,

because when I dabble...

even just a little...

I fall completely off the beam.

Sounds like it.

But I'm-- I'm okay.

I'm-- I'm not going
down that road again.

Then get rid of the pills.

Absolutely. Hundred percent.

What'd you do all day?

I did scuba.

Mm-hmm.
And the eight hours after that?

I drank beer at the Kahuna.

Mm. Well, we ended up
eating dinner at the restaurant.

It wasn't very festive.

I'm sorry. I was depressed.

I kept thinking about
how my dad chose his sex life

over his family.

Well, that sounds familiar.

And it literally killed him.

So I never really got
to know him, you know?

Well, are you gonna
participate today,

or are you gonna go
on another bender?

Participate!

Happy, happy.

Jesus Christ.

Girls!

All right, girls,
let's get breakfast.

The buffet is expensive,
and we've already paid for it.

Mom, Paula can't keep eating
this much fruit.

Why not?

I have fructose malabsorption.

Oh, my God.

She keeps getting diarrhea.

And cramps.

Eat some meat, Paula.
Eat a sausage. I don't know.

Did Quinn sleep on the beach
again last night?

This is not okay.
You've got to be more protective

of your younger brother, Olivia.

You can't just make him sleep
on the beach

where he can be
washed away with the tides.

Yeah, Olivia, he could've been
kidnapped by butt pirates.

Or end up in a bukkake
with a pod of dolphins.

♪ ("ALOHA 'OE"
BY THE ROSE ENSEMBLE PLAYING) ♪

♪ (VOCALIST SINGING
IN HAWAIIAN) ♪

♪ A fond embrace ♪

♪ Until we meet again ♪

But the truth is
that what you said

is completely right.

Like, it is mostly clickbait
for, like, no money.

And, yeah,
the industry does suck.

But, like, there are people
my age doing great work.

And I'm just not one of them.

And maybe that's just
'cause I'm not great.

Like, I'm just not excellent.

Do you know what I'm saying?

I think you're great.
But I know what you mean.

Um...

Maybe I just don't have, like,
the drive like some people.

And I'm worried that now
it's just gonna get worse.

'Cause now you can afford
expensive facials.

Come on, Shane.
Just be serious.

So, what I'm thinking

is maybe, if I really
wanna make a difference,

maybe I get involved
in a great non-profit

and... and I just put journalism
on the back burner

-for a little while.
-That's a great idea.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.
That family is...

That one, they are so weird.

The dad is a perv, and the son
always stares at my boobs.

Well...

not as weird as
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
over here.

What?
-Yeah, well...

She's coming--
she's coming over to the table.

Hi.

Hi.
Hey.

You guys were really
good sports yesterday.

How are you doing?

I don't know. I--
I feel like I failed, but...

Oh, no.

-No.
Yeah.

When I saw my mother's ashes
hit the water, you know,

I just, uh...
It just reminded me of...

of, you know, sprinkling
fish food in an aquarium.

And I was just like,
"Oh, my God," you know?

Am I feeding my mother
to the fishes?

You know? And is that
what she would've wanted?

Uh...
-Just...

Hope you're enjoying
your breakfast.

Yeah. Get-- uh, get some.

I think I will.

Paula, you're not still mad
about that whole Trevor thing,

are you?

No, not at all.

Okay, 'cause if you like a guy,
you can tell me.

Or whatever.
You can trust me.

I'm not gonna, like, swoop him
out from underneath you.

Yeah, I-- I trust you.

Okay, 'cause Trevor was just
like this momentary
lapse of judgment,

and I've learned my lesson.

Hey, girls.

Did you get your backpack back?

You left it on the beach
the other day.

I-- I gave it to
one of the beach boys.

-You did?
-Yeah.

I gave it to the one over there.

The one with the khaki face.

Thank you.

-Christie.
Morning.

Hi, ladies.

Hello.
Hey.

Looking good.

Sir. Sir!

Dude.

Oh, aloha.
How is everyone this morning?

You have our backpack.

It's a green backpack.

You said yesterday
that you didn't have it,

but he just said that he
gave it to you two days ago

and then you put it
in the lost and found.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure
it's in your office.

A green backpack?

I-- yes, I do remember that.

I'll-- I'll go to the office
and get it for you right away.

I was thinking that maybe
if I miss journalism,

-then I can just come back--
Hey, man.

Hey, man. Excuse--

-Hey!
Shane.

-This guy's a fucking puke.
-Shane.

-Did you see that?
-Shane. Shane.

-He fully fucking ignored me.
-I'm trying to talk to you

-about my future.
-I know.

-Okay, yup.
-What do you think of that idea?

Um... I think it's, uh, good.
I think it's cool.

This fucking guy. I'm sorry.
I gotta deal with this.

This is...

Dude?

Oh, Mr. Patton, good morning.

Did you not see me
in the restaurant just now?

-I'm sorry?
-I'm waving to you,
I'm shouting--

-I know you saw me.
-I was sent to fetch a bag.

You looked right at me
and you kept walking.

My apologies. So sorry.

Oh, how was your
candlelit dinner last night?

Yeah, that's what
I wanted to talk to you about.

Uh, it fucking blew, frankly.

-Oh, no.
-Yeah.

You put us on a boat
with a crazy lady

who was having some kind of
fucking memorial service.

You knew! You knew
that she was out there to spread

her dead mother's ashes
on the goddamn ocean.

Oh, well, she might've
mentioned that.

I'm trying to do
a romantic gesture for my wife.

I got a crazy lady
who's having

some kind of fucking
nervous breakdown.

So no, it was not romantic.

It was a dumpster fire
shit show!

I had no idea.

I'm sorry your vacation isn't
everything you'd hoped-- so far.

But the good news,

there's an exciting surprise
you'll be receiving later today.

What? We're gonna get
in our room?

-Unfortunately, no.
-Jesus.

But I think this is really
gonna turn things around.

Then I don't want it!

I don't want a free massage.
I don't want cheap champagne.

What I want is to speak
to your boss.

-Well, I am the resort manager.
-Yeah, but you have a boss.

Who is your boss?

Our general manager, Mr. Zeoli,
is at a conference this week.

Yeah, I want to get
in touch with him.

-Can I have his number?
-I'll have him call you.

No! No. I'm calling him.

I will have someone
bring you his business card

with his cell phone number
to your room.

And you can call him
at your leisure.

Good. This morning, please.

Motherfucker!

Shit!

Okay.

I'm gonna need
somebody's phone today.

I can't go another day
without a phone.

You had my phone
all day yesterday.

Okay, can I have it again?

No. I need it.

-Yeah, right.
-No way.

Mom?

Honey, I'd love to help,
but I need to have my phone.

I'm getting calls from work.

Okay.

Okay, but you guys
are gonna regret this.

Hey, remember we got scuba, bud.

We should've let him
bring a friend.

He doesn't have any friends.

Of course he does.
Hiroki Takeuchi.

Hiroki Takeuchi
moved back to Japan.

What? When?

Like two years ago.

Quinn!

-Who?
-All's well that ends well.

Thank you.

-Bye, Dad.
Bye.

Mr. Mossbacher.

How are you?

I'm a little hungover.

But not too bad.

Well, you look great.

Thank you.

So do you.

Well, have a good one.

I'll see you soon.

Pardon me, so sorry.

Thank you.

-Tanya, hi.
-Oh.

I thought you might enjoy
some peppermint tea

-before your wrap.
Oh, thank you.

Of course. Good to see you.

Yeah. Helps with... circulation.

Yeah.
I just love peppermint tea.

It's good.

I just really wanna thank you
for yesterday.

And being there for me,
getting me to my room.

-I mean, I was a mess.
-You were fine.

It would've been
a hell of a lot worse
if you hadn't been there.

You have, like,
a really beautiful,

kind, and calming presence.

Seriously, Belinda.
I'm not kidding.

You-- you should have
your own wellness center.

You should.

Because you really know
what you're doing.

That's really very sweet.
Thank you.

You just can't be behind
the desk at some hotel spa.

You need to be in business
for yourself.

I know.

Yeah, and hey, I'm someone
who can make that happen.

You should really
think about it.

It's something I could use.

You know, I could have
a lot of fun too,

and I could, you know,
even give you a couple ideas.

You know,
the whole vision could be yours.

I'm flattered.

And I'm very much interested.

Hey, one sec. Yeah, um--
I, uh-- I gotta have, um...

You drink
the peppermint tea for now,

and, um, I wanna
talk about this more,

but I'll be way more clear
after my oxygen facial.

Okay. All right.

Let's get into business!
Okay.

What the fuck?

The bong is here,
the weed is here,

but the pills are gone.

No. What about the K?

Do you think that fucker
took our stash?

The Klonopin, Liv.

How's it going?

Hey, can I ask you girls
a favor?

Can you try to include Quinn
a little bit more

in your voodoo ceremonies
and whatever else you do?

Mom, he's scuba diving
in the kiddie pool.

No, I know, just in general.
You know, I just...

I don't think you appreciate
how tough things are

for kids like Quinn right now.

Why? Because of the Asperger's?

He doesn't have Asperger's,
Olivia.

But he is a straight, white,
young man.

And nobody has any sympathy
for them right now.

And I just feel like we should.

Yeah, in a way,
they're the underdogs now.

Go on.

Well, for instance,
young guys like Quinn,

who are just
getting out of college,

I don't care how incredibly
impressive they are,

it is almost impossible
for us to hire them.

Well, isn't that
because up until now,

they're the only people
that you've ever hired?

Yeah, don't you have
enough of them on staff?

Trust me, I get it.

I'm just saying,
I understand how guys like Quinn

can feel a little alienated
from the culture right now.

Mom, cringe.

And I don't think
it's fair to him.

Mom, cringe.

Olivia, he's my son, okay?

I think
he's gonna be okay, Nicole.

Thank you, Paula.

Okay. Paula's meds are missing.

And so we need to go find them.
It's urgent.

She's not gonna have
like a seizure or something?

If I keep sitting here.

Now, I know you said
you didn't want my surprise,

but I took the liberty
of bringing it anyway.

What is it?

Well...

-Ta-da!
-Mom.

-Am I interrupting?
Mom.

I know it's only your honeymoon.

What are you doing here? Hey!

Aw.

Listen,
I know this isn't kosher,

and I told him
to keep it a secret

because I knew you would say no.

Get outta here. Come on,
come on, come on, come on.

Dinner reservation for three?

Yeah.

Rach.

Surprise!

Oh, my God.
Look at her face, poor thing.

She's white as a sheet.

Don't worry. I have my own room.

And I'm here just one night,
maybe two nights.

I'm crazy. I'm so sorry.

I'm totally crazy. I know.

I was just so tense
from the wedding

and all the weeks
leading up to it.

I know you were too.

And then Cathy Clement--

I swear
this was Cathy Clement's idea.

She said, "We should do
a spa week at the Mauna Kea."

And of course
that sounded amazing.

And then I talked to you
on the phone, honey,

and you sounded so upset.
You had me worried.

And I thought, you know,
maybe I'll just pop over

and see you guys for a second
and give you a little love

and then be on my way

and go meet Cathy
at the Mauna Kea.

Please don't be mad
at your mother-in-law.

Oh, my God.
Of course not. I'm not mad.

I'm really,
really happy to see you.

Oh, good.
That makes me so happy.

This is a really nice view.

It's a really nice room.

But it's definitely
not the room I booked.

Trust me, I know.

Why did they
give you this room, I wonder?

Mother...
Don't even start.

It's...

Hmm? It's a touchy subject, huh?

Yeah.

I can't believe
my baby boy is married.

-I can't believe it! Aw.

I am so glad
we had so many cameras.

The whole thing
is an absolute blur.

I don't remember anything.
Do you? Do you?

And Rachel,
you were such a beautiful bride,

but also very pale.

But now you have
a little more color,
and it looks great.

-Thanks.
-Have you been in the ocean?
Have you been surfing, Shane?

Little bit.

I really worry
about your ears, though.

You really have to wear--
Did you get earplugs?

I know.

I really like
this textured paper

over here on this wall.

So pretty.
I wanna get that, don't you?

Gives it some character.

And all the palm fronds.

-It is the Palm Suite.
-It's a theme, there you go.

Ooh, what's out here?

-What?
Oh, pretty.

But so many plants
are obstructing the view.

Buddy, Quinn, yesterday...

I think I said some things
that I probably shouldn't have.

-Like what?
Well...

I don't really remember
exactly what I said, so...

You said having sex with mom
was like

eating a plate of live worms.

I said that?

Quinn, look, okay, that's not
because of your mother.

Your mother is beautiful.
Like, I'm lucky.

I mean, the truth is...

Do you wanna know the truth?

Okay.

I cheated on your--
your mother once.

Well, not once,
but with one woman.

You know, a few times.

Um, a couple--
it was a couple of times.

-You did?
-Yeah.

Does Mom know?

Yeah, she knows.
Of course she knows.

And dealing with it,
dealing with her,

getting her
to forgive me, was...

it was hell.

It was the worst time
in my life.

We managed to keep you kids
in the dark,

but she almost left me.

And, you know,
there was a lot of drama.

We had to do all this therapy.

Yeah, I bought her a pair
of bracelets for 75,000 dollars.

What?

Yeah. With my money.

Not her money.

♪ ("NANI WALE LIHUE"
BY THE ROSE ENSEMBLE PLAYING) ♪

Man...
...in the moment...

you're like this...

You're a monkey.

Like possessed.

You'd do anything
to get your rocks off.

And then, later, you regret it.

And you do regret it.

♪ (VOCALIST SINGING
IN HAWAIIAN) ♪

There's the man,
and there's the monkey.

And somehow,
you gotta be man enough

to face down the monkey.

Fuck you! Shit!

Really? Come on.

What the hell? Come on.

-Hello?

-Come on!
-Excuse me.

I think this is my room.

Oh, crap. Well, where am I?
What am I doing?

Well, no wonder
it's not working.

I'm so confused.

Five nine four!
I'm five nine two.

I was drinking on the boat.

Oh yeah?

Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
I'll get out of your way.

I think I must be one over.

Maybe this way here.

Oh, yeah, this is me. Sorry.

-We were drinking on the boat.
-Oh, yeah?

You said that.

Yeah, we go on a deep-sea
fishing trip every year.

Just a good group of guys.

Bunch of buds from the BLM.

Oh. Oh.

You enjoying Hawaii?
You-- you here with your family?

No. No, I'm vacationing
with myself.

Oh, okay. Yeah.

-My family's not here either.
Oh.

My kids are grown, wife's gone.
I'm divorced.

Oh.

Sorry about getting
in your... door.

-There we go. It worked!

Hi. Hi. So, listen.

You know, my friends,
they're leaving today,

and I'm gonna be staying here
until the weekend,

and you're alone,
and I figured,

well, why don't we just go
grab dinner?

You wanna grab dinner tonight?

Is that-- is that crazy?

It's just downstairs,
you know, casual.

Oh, well...

-I did have a plan.
-Oh.

-Well, that's...
-But I could...

I could just...

-change it.
-Yeah? Okay.

Great!
That-- I mean, that's terrific!

I'll see you at seven o'clock.

Okay. Oh!

I'm Greg.
I should've started with that.

I'm Tanya MacQuoid.

Nice to meet you.

This is the spa.

Hey, it's me.

-Hey, Tanya.
-Uh, listen, um...

Is it okay if we push off
our dinner till tomorrow?

I-- I got asked out,
believe it or not.

There's a deep-sea fisherman
staying next door.

And he's with a group
from Black Lives Matter.

Yeah?

Sure, no problem.

I think a date
will be good for you.

Oh, yeah, well, I don't know.

I'm not-- yeah, I'm not sure,
but yeah.

I'm so sorry to put off
our dinner.

That's okay.

You know, I got so excited
about our conversation,

I decided to write up
a business proposal.

I'm working on it now.
Have fun tonight.

Oh. All right.
Well, hey. Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah.
All right.

Bye.

Hello?

I have Mr. Patton on the line.

Oh, shit.

Okay, yeah.

Hello.

Mr. Patton, are you enjoying
your mother?

You said you were gonna
bring me that number

of the general manager?

You forgot to give it to me?

Yes, of course.
I'll get that to you.

-Not a problem.
Just bring it to dinner.

Bye-bye.

Jesus Christ.
Fucking freak.

Just a minute!

Yes?

Oh, Dillon, come in.

I'm glad you're here.
I need to make a business card

with the Lotus logo on it.
Are you any good with computers?

Hey, listen,
the girls from the Tradewinds
are in the lobby.

-What do they want?
-They wanna talk to you.

Oh, fuck. All right.

Ladies.
How can I help you?

There's stuff missing
from my bag.

-What kind of stuff?
-Important stuff.

Paula's medications.

Oh, my.

Well, if you'd like to make
an inventory

of the medications
that you're missing,

we can then do a proper search.

Never mind.
There's too many to list.

No?

♪ ("ALOHA 'OE"
BY THE ROSE ENSEMBLE PLAYING) ♪

♪ (VOCALIST SINGING
IN HAWAIIAN) ♪

Hey. I'm, uh...

My name's Quinn,
and I was on the...

♪ A fond embrace ♪

We heard it. We got it.

We got it, boss.

Just over here.

There we are.

Lovely.

Thank you.

Some menus for you.

Mr. Mossbacher,
looking very handsome tonight.

Oh. Thank you.

We have something special
for you tonight.

Our local staff
will be performing

some traditional
Hawaiian entertainment.

Oh! Which will begin right now
with the blowing of the pu.

Well, wasn't that a treat?
Enjoy.

Dad...

I think that guy
was hitting on you.

Probably because he was high
on our ketamine.

He was just, you know,
being friendly.

He looked like he wanted
to fuck you, Dad.

Olivia, Come on.

Are those
the 75,000-dollar bracelets?

-They were a gift
from your father.

I don't--
I don't know how much they cost.

Seventy-five thousand! Why?

Quinn, it's not polite to talk
about how much things cost.

And they just, like,
sit on your wrist?

-What do you do with them?
-Hey. Hey! Drop it, pal.

You know, we-- we should
probably get the talking in now.

Because there's gonna be
a very loud luau show.

Oh. Okay.

Well, let's get talking.

Uh...

Aloha! Welcome.
-Hi.

-I have a special table for you,

where you can enjoy the show.
Just follow me.

This is pleasant.

And there's live music
and handsome men

in grass skirts.
I'm loving this.

There you are.
-Thank you.

Hey, can I get that number now?

-Oh, I was just about to
hand it to you.
Uh-huh.

Here you are.

-Have a lovely dinner.
Thank you.

The special for tonight
is the mahalo mahi-mahi.

That comes with
the mango sticky rice,

uh, seaweed salad,

and, um,
like a really good Caesar.

-And for you?
Okay, great.

Mom, good news.

I'm looking around the hotel,
and it seems like

all of the white, straight men
are doing just fine.

They're still thriving.

Point taken.
I just think it's funny

that now it's okay
to reduce everybody

to their race and gender, but
isn't that the kind of thinking

that we've been fighting against
all these years?

I agree.

I mean, for years,
I was the good guy, you know?

I was the one in the room,
saying, like,

"Hey, that's not cool,"

to all the chauvinists
and bigots.

But now I'm the bad guy,

or at least,
I shouldn't say anything

on account
of my inherited traits.

I mean, why do I need to prove
my anti-racist bona fides?

It seems wrong.

It's someone else's turn to eat.

Yeah.
It's not all about you, Dad.

It's time to recenter
the narrative.

That's fine by me.

I don't wanna be the center
of the narrative. Believe me.

Let's center the narrative
around, uh, Paula.

Okay.

Yeah.

What do you know about her?

What do you mean?

Do you know anything
about Paula?

I know that she goes to college
with you.

And that she's
a very intelligent

and appealing young woman.

But you've never really
asked her

one thing about herself.

Well, we're
not on a job interview.

We're on vacation. So...

I mean, besides, what do--

What does Paula know
about me?

Your balls are swollen.

They've deflated.
See? It goes both ways.

I mean, when has Paula
ever asked me a question?

I could ask you a question.

Okay. Cool. Shoot.

What do you stand for?

What do I stand for?

Baba, why don't you tell my mom
what you were thinking about?

-What was I thinking about?
-What?

What we were talking about
this morning.

Oh, no, Shane,
I don't wanna talk about that.

Come on!

-No.
Come on,
she could be helpful.

Rachel's thinking
about quitting journalism.

Hmm.
She still wants
to make a difference,

but, uh, she finally figured out
journalism is a sucker's game.

-I didn't say that.
-Well, I mean,

I think we all...

So, uh, she was thinking about

getting involved
with a non-profit.

I know, Mom, you do a bunch
of shit with charities,

so, you know.

I think that's a great idea,
Rachel.

I love working
with all my charities.

It's a great way to give back.

And the great thing about it
is you can be involved as much

or as little as you want.
So it gives you flexibility.

I mean, I was actually, um...

-I really wanna get a job.
-♪ ♪

No. Why would you do that?

Honey, no.
Why would you wanna do that?

That doesn't make any sense.
Uh-uh.

-You don't need to do that.
-Why--

-Right.
-What do you mean? Why not?

Well, it's just limiting.
You can do so much more

by being on boards
and hosting events...

things like that.
And the good part is,

you don't have
to answer to anybody.

I wanna know, how did you get
involved with the BLM?

I just think
that's so interesting.

Well, um...

I was in the Sheriff's
Department in Grand Junction.

Then the BLM moved into
their headquarters at Colorado.

And they have
a law enforcement program,

and it just seemed like
a perfect fit.

What was the thing that made you
wanna dedicate

your whole life to activism?

Was it one incident
that was especially brutal?

I-- I don't understand.
What do you mean, "activism"?

Yeah.

Black Lives Matter.

Black Lives Matter?

I'm not...

I'm not involved in that.

-You're not?

-No.
-Because you--

Yeah, you said BLM.

Yeah. That's the Bureau
of Land Management.

I have like 300 rangers
across ten states

that report to me.

Wow. I guess--
I guess I got that really wrong.

-I mean, now-- now--

now that makes sense.

A lot more.

But I-- I really wanna get
involved, and what I really...

I wanna do
something meaningful.

Oh, but those jobs
are so awful, honey.

-They make no money.
Yeah.

Yeah, but I don't need to make
a lot of money.

But what's even the point?

Those jobs are just asking
wealthy people for their money.

Your job would literally be
to ask yourself for money.

It's all about money.

It's all about the money.

The money, money, money.

-Money, money, money.
Money, money,
money, money, money.

And if you have money,
then that's what you bring
to the table.

-You don't need to work.

You throw parties.

And that's work.
That's a lot of work. Trust me.

Your wedding took years
off my life.

Don't get me wrong, I loved it.
I loved every minute of it.

And I cannot remember a thing.

I don't remember anything.

I'm not kidding.
I don't remember anything.

It's a blur.

See, this is the same old
tribal thinking,

replacing the old hierarchy
with a new one. It's like...

My feeling is
most of these activists,

they don't really wanna
dismantle the systems

of economic exploitation,
not the ones that benefit them,

which are all global,
by the way.

They just want a better seat
at the table of tyranny.

Hmm, no, that's just you, Mom.

And what's your system
of belief, Olivia?

Not capitalism.

Not socialism.

So just cynicism?

What does it matter
what we think?

If we think the right things
or the wrong things?

We all do the same shit.

We're all still parasites
on the Earth.

There's no virtuous person when
we're all eating the last fish

and throwing all
our plastic crap in the ocean.

-♪ ♪

Like a billion animals died

in Australia during the fires.

A billion.

Where does all the pain go?

I'm gonna go up to the room.
I don't feel good.

Do you want me to come with you?

No.

Thank you for dinner.

Well...

Well, okay, uh...

Come here.

Whoa, you just sucked the air
right out of my lungs.

Do you wanna come in
for a nightcap?

Definitely.

All right.

Get rid of this.
Get rid of this.

-Thank you for your help.
-No problem.

Not giving him
Randy's phone number.

He's trying to get me
fucking fired.

Cone of silence. Right?

Right.

Look, Dylan, um...

I was a bit drunk last night.

You don't know this about me,
but I'm five years sober,

and, uh...

When I fall off the wagon,
I get very uninhibited.

It's all good. It-- it happens.

And right now,
I'm even more uninhibited.

What?

Listen.

I'm obsessed with you.

I wanna get you naked.

What do I gotta do?

You have tomorrow off. I'll give
you whatever shifts you want.

Let's party tonight.

Hey.

What's up?

Uh, I just wanted to say
that was really cool.

Oh, yeah. Thank you.

I'm Olivia.

Oh, I'm Kai.

-Kai?
-Yeah.

That's such a cool name.

Thanks.
-Are you from Hawaii?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, obviously. I'm sorry.
That was such a stupid question.

No, it's okay.
It's fine. Yeah.

It must be really cool
to grow up here.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was...
it's... I like it.

Yeah. Um...

I'm here for like another week
with my family.

Oh, nice. Nice. Right on.

-Cool.
-Yeah.

Rachel, I do not see
what the big deal is.

It's our honeymoon!
It's so presumptuous.

I mean, it's like-- it's beyond.

Wha-- Yeah. Well,
my mother loves you.

No, she doesn't, Shane.

-Yes, she does.
-No, she doesn't.

What if my mom showed up?
How would you feel about that?

It'd be fine.
It'd be just fine.

Plus, it would never happen.

Oh, yeah? Why not?

'Cause she can't afford
the plane ticket.

-That is so fucked up.

You have reached a number...

-You know what I mean.
-...is no longer in service.

Yeah, Shane,
I know exactly what you mean.

I keep getting this message,

"The number you dialed
is not in service."

It's a bogus number.

Fuck this.

Where are you going?

I'm gonna go ape shit
on this guy.

Shane, wait-- what--
we're in the middle of a fight!

We have the rest of our lives
to fight.

You're in big trouble.

I know.

Shit.

All right.

Let's party.

Finally, Jesus.

Why'd you leave?

Watching all the Hawaiians
have to dance

for all these white people
that stole their islands...

it's depressing.

I'm sorry
my family's so defective.

I'm not like them.

I'm your friend.

I'm looking for Armond.

I believe he's gone for the day.

Sure about that?

You know what?
He may be in his office.

I'll go check.

Oh, you can wait there.

It's fine. I'll come with you.

Armond?

There's someone in there,
I can hear 'em.

Armond?

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Fuck!

Dude's going down.

You are fucked now, bro.

-He likes you.
-He likes the first layer.

But the core of the onion
is just an alcoholic lunatic.

That... that's not true.

♪ (WHIMSICAL ISLAND
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Are we gonna get in trouble?

-You owe me.

No marriage
is perfectly symmetrical.

One person might have
more money or is better looking.

-Do you know what I'm saying?
-Not really.

-Your friend? She's a trip.
-She knows.

That's why she's hitting on you.

I came
by your office last night.

You were occupied.
You were really, really busy.

Up, down.

One minute, you're dying.
The next, it's a wonderful life.

Maybe I should be more like you.
A corporate robot.

I think I've made
a terrible mistake.