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Add infinity to infinity,
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and I can scatter the six of you
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across time, space, and reality!
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You'll be out
of my universe forever!
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(Iron Man) Guys, if you can
hear me, remember,
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Squaddies don't
give up, we Hero up!
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And if you can't hear me,
well, never mind.
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(cries out)
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I had the strangest dream.
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I thought I was launchedthrough space and time
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by the Dark Surfer.
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(groans)
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Yon damsel hath a tiny bump
on the noggin.
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Good morrow, pilgrim!
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Where am I?
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What's going on?
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And why does everything
look like this?
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What year is this?
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Hmm. That bump on your noggin
was worse than I thought.
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Why, my dear, it's 1602.
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1602?
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Well her ears work.
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With this Infinity Gauntlet,
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I, Thanos,
will rule the universe!
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All right, Squaddies,
time to Hero Up!
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(theme song playing)
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♪ When the bad guys are out,all you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along,but they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪♪ Hero up! ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,even Thanos ends in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Manjoins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the skyScarlet Witch blows up bad guys ♪
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♪ Thor's hammerhas thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪♪ Hero up! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪♪ Hero up! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪♪ Hero up! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
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(groans)
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I'm in the year 1602.
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One minute I'm fighting
for the fate of the universe,
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the next, I'm in an old-timey world
where I have to wait 300 years
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for someone to invent the indoor toilet!
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Ah, her mouth works too.
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Goodman Thor,
be she a little strange?
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Her clothes are strange, too.
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I wasn't going to say anything,
Goodwife Marvel,
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but now that you brought it up,
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her style is provocative.
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Easy, child. I know not
how you came to our town,
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but you're safe here.
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An alternate universe in time!
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Why couldn't I wake up
somewhere hip like 1973 England,
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fighting crime
and listening to David Bowie?
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Uh, David who-now?
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You're not in England.
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(Ms. Marvel) You're across the ocean.
'Tis the New World!
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How now, true believers!
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Mayor?
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Indeed! What gave me away?
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It was the hat, wasn't it?
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Goodman Mayor, we found
this woman outside town.
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She appears to be
a new arrival from Europe.
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A new arrival. Odd's Excelsior!
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Welcome to Super Hero Towne,
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the finest settlement
in all the New World.
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Well, at the moment,
the only settlement in the New World.
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Hey, let me give you
the grand tour.
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This is our town hall.
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Sure, it's not much now,
but we have big plans.
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Over there the Baxters
are building a building.
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Over yonders,
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we're putting a school
for gifted youngsters,
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over there, a mansion for meetings.
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Assembling.
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And that concludes the tour.
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But where are my manners?
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How was your journey here?
And where is your ship?
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Nay, there is no ship.
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Goodwife Marvel and I
found her asleep outside town.
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That's odd.
What did you say your name was?
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My name is Wanda.
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But you can call me the Scarlet...
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-(gasps)
-(bell chimes)
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Oh, that's... that's not good.
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(chiming continues)
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(Mayor)
That's the town alarm bell.
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It only rings in case of flood,
earthquake, or werewolves,
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or if for some reason
we're under attack by pirates.
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One of these days
it's gonna be werewolves.
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(laughs)
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Shiver me timbers!
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Mr. Modok, bring us about!
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Shiver your own timbers!
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I give the orders around here,
Mr. Abomination!
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-I have a question.
-Is it important?
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Because now is not
really a good time.
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Okay. My parrot isn't eating
or talking or doing anything.
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Do you think there's
something wrong?
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Where do I even begin
to tell you what's wrong?
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(bell chimes)
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A pirate raid!
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I'm pretty sure pirates never
attacked the pilgrims in 1602.
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In fact, I don't even think
pilgrims even arrived until...
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What do I look like,
a history major?
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These evil-doers will know
not what hit them.
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Huh?
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Ho, foul Pirate! Now feel the...
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Whoa. Why do you thusly?
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You ever been
to the Bermuda triangle?
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Well I've heard
of said triangle, but nay.
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Well if you ever go,
bring a lot of sunscreen.
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Oh, and don't look directly
into the sun.
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It hurts.
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En garde,
you scurvy landblubber!
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Landblubber?
Don't you mean landlubber?
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That's what I said!
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Well, I have no idea
what that means,
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but it sounds most unpleasant!
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(strains)
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Parry. Thrust.
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Strike!
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(strains)
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(swords clanging)
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Huh?
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(grunts)
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It took me forever
to get that one broken in!
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(sword clatters)
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You owe me a new sword,
bad hammer guy.
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(grunts)
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It'll take more than that to defeat
the Son of Good Sir Odin!
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Totally tripping.
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(cries out)
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My ship!
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(sighs)
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Fine. Our ship.
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(grunts)
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(cries out)
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Now feel the wrath of Modok!
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Odds whoop-de-do.
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Cannonballs!
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No time to get out of their way!
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Get down, Mr. Mayor!
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(strains)
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That was amazing!
You saved my life.
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Not to say I couldn't
have handled it.
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I mean, it takes a lot
to take me out.
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Here comes another one! (grunts)
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Aah!
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I'm not having any of this!
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You can have it back!
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(screams)
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Ew, ew! Say it's not so.
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(shouts)
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Time out!
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There.
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Hey! I'm the one
with all the cannons.
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What's a giant talking head
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gotta do to get
a little respect?
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Uh, be nice?
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Quiet.
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They're coming around
for another attack.
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No, they're not.
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Taste hot cannonball!
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(Modok laughs)
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(fart sounds)
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Aah! That tastes awful!
(spits)
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Mr. Abomination! Retreat!
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Retreat!
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She's another hero.
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You drove off the pirates.
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And you've given us
more than safety,
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you've given us hope.
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What do you mean by hope?
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Life in the New World is harsh.
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We've even thought about quitting
and moving back to England,
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but now you're here.
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Working together,
the colony can grow,
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thrive, and be the greatest city
in the New World!
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You've proven
to be a great hero.
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What's your name
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so we can give you
a proper celebration?
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You can call me Wanda,
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but my friends call me
the Scarlet Witch.
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(crowd clamoring)
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You're a witch?
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Do you have a problem
with witches?
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(crowd clamoring)
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(gavel slams)
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Arch-bodkins! Scarlet Witch,
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you are on trial
for being a witch.
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(crowd gasps)
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(mayor) Scarlet Witch,
do you understand
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the charges against you?
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No, I don't understand.
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-What's wrong with being a witch?
-(people gasp)
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No one likes witches,
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plus our colony hasn't been
doing too well lately.
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Sure, we could blame it on
the harsh environment,
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our own human limitations,
and our own mistakes,
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but it's much easier
to blame it all on a witch.
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-Hear, hear.
-Is he serious?
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Aye. The Mayor is nothing,
if not a serious man.
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(single applause)
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I feel bad about this,
but we are a town of laws.
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The local media is calling this
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the trial of the century.
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But what if they find me guilty?
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Oh, prithee, let due process
take its course.
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Sure. What could
possibly go wrong?
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(gavel bangs)
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The first expert witness
is Goodman Goodman.
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(crowd murmurs)
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(gavel bangs)
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Witches are bad luck.
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(applause)
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(gavel bangs)
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Pirates never attacked
until the witch showed up.
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(clamoring)
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You're blaming me
for the pirates?
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Now, the days grow shorter,
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trees lose their leaves,
it becomes cold.
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That's winter. Not witches!
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Listen, fire breath,
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who's the expert witness here?
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You or me?
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-(applause)
-(gavel bangs)
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(man) Burn the witch.
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(gavel banging continues)
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We're supposed to get rid
of the witch
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because she's too powerful.
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But how are we supposed
to get her if she's inside?
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The whole town is at the trial.
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Maybe we don't
have to get rid of her.
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Let's go tell the boss.
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That witch might be
our ticket to victory.
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Witches have been statistically
linked to bread going stale,
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crime, disease, halitosis,
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dizziness when driving,
uh, low test scores.
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Uh! Now you're just
making things up.
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Plus witches only speak
their own language...
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their own evil witch language.
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I speak English!
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Your Honor, I have no idea
what she's saying.
250
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You know exactly what I'm saying.
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Not hearing it! Not hearing it!
Stop babbling!
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(strains)
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(gasps)
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Goodwife Pritchard,
please stop fainting at everything.
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Scarlet Witch, we've seen proof
of your witchcraft
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here in this courtroom.
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I have no choice but to find you...
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Wait for it...
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Guilty!
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(crowd clamoring)
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00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:10,750
(phone rings)
262
00:12:10,834 --> 00:12:14,208
(Captain America) SHIELD headquarters.
How may I... Oh, a comic book fan!
263
00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:15,583
(angry chattering)
264
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:18,041
Ma'am, I don't even know
who Winter Soldier is.
265
00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:20,709
You take care now.
Yeah, bye-bye.
266
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:27,959
When we find the Dark Surfer,
we'll pay him back
267
00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:29,709
in the currency of smackdown!
268
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,458
Oh! (gasps)
269
00:12:35,792 --> 00:12:37,458
Ah, it's Doctor Strange,
270
00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:39,917
and he's tracking snow
all over my clean floors.
271
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,834
-Where ya been?
-I've been searching
272
00:12:41,917 --> 00:12:43,834
the other dimensions in the multiverse,
273
00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:46,959
and I believe I have found
the missing heroes.
274
00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:48,250
That's fantastic!
275
00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:49,834
With the Super Hero Squad back,
276
00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:52,375
we can put up a fight
against the Dark Surfer.
277
00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:55,125
The missing Squaddies
are in six other dimensions.
278
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,000
But, fear not. Hope is not lost.
279
00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,333
Well, as long
as they make it back.
280
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,125
You can't be serious.
281
00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,959
It's the only fair way
to deal with witches.
282
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:20,125
Oh, I'm sorry for this, Wanda.
I really am.
283
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:24,625
You know, all the people like you
on an individual one-on-one basis.
284
00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:27,417
Oh, great.
So you have to do this because?
285
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:31,000
Superstition and mob mentality
have taken over.
286
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,709
I hope it doesn't make
you think less of us.
287
00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:35,083
(strains)
288
00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:36,750
Where are Ms. Marvel and Thor?
289
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:39,709
They said they'd stop this
before things got out of hand.
290
00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:43,208
(straining)
291
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,375
Scarlet Witch, for the crime
of being a witch,
292
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,291
you are to be fired
out of a catapult.
293
00:13:47,375 --> 00:13:49,166
-(object falling overhead)
-We wish you all the best
294
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,542
in your future endeavors.
295
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,500
-(object lands in distance)
-3-2-1.
296
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,792
Odd's pitootie!
It's some sort of sleeping gas!
297
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,000
And because I keep
298
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:59,750
talking aloud,
I...I'm breathing it in even faster,
299
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:03,667
which means I'm going to fall.
300
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,917
(grunts)
301
00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:17,792
(Modok) Kerplunk.
302
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:18,959
Huh?
303
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:20,792
(laughs)
304
00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,583
Pretty cool, huh?
305
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,834
Good thing I had that idea
to use the sleeping gas.
306
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:28,834
I use gas all the time.
307
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:32,166
I said sleeping gas.
Emphasis on sleeping.
308
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,583
What's going on?
309
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:35,333
What do you two pirates want?
310
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,166
It is probably best for you
to defer all questions
311
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,834
to our fearless leader...
312
00:14:39,917 --> 00:14:41,417
♪ Bum, bum, bum ♪
313
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,417
...Captain Doom.
314
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,166
No way.
315
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:48,250
It ain't Neil Gaiman, baby!
316
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:51,500
(laughs)
317
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:56,875
Doctor Doom.
318
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:58,792
Captain Doom.
319
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:01,375
You must have read
my award-winning autobiography,
320
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:03,542
Dread Sails in the Sunset.
321
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:05,709
I ghost wrote it.
322
00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:08,166
Yes, and you got
a few things wrong,
323
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,959
like my name.
324
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,834
Oh, my good witch,
my good witch,
325
00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:14,125
your trial distracted
the townsfolk
326
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:17,417
and their heroes,
allowing me to take control.
327
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,917
You? But we did all the work.
328
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,875
No one likes
a credit hog, Modok.
329
00:15:21,959 --> 00:15:24,458
Now the New World belongs to me!
330
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:29,417
I will turn my native Latveria
into a colonial powerhouse,
331
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,375
greater than Spain, Britain,
or France!
332
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:35,875
-And I owe it all to you.
-Don't mention it.
333
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,667
That is why I'm giving you
334
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:42,709
a chance to switch sides
and join the winning team.
335
00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:45,291
Have you got an other-dimensional
hole in your head?
336
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:48,542
Ha, ha, and ha.
337
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:52,083
Oh, these people
were going to punish you.
338
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:55,834
I am giving you a chance
to punish them back.
339
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:57,458
I am still pretty mad.
340
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,625
You're trusting witches now?
341
00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:05,333
Of course I am.
342
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:08,458
As of this moment,
I rename this town
343
00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:10,709
New Latveria!
344
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:12,125
And this Scarlet Witch
345
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:16,041
is going to help me
build my empire!
346
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,959
That's what you think.
347
00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:19,417
Ooh! Ooh!
348
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,291
She said,
"That's what you think."
349
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:23,041
And she looked away
from the camera
350
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:25,458
and made the "I'm pretending
to be on your side,
351
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,959
but I'm secretly
not helping you" look.
352
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:32,750
Oh, jealousy doesn't
suit you, Modok.
353
00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:34,625
Come! We have work to do!
354
00:16:34,709 --> 00:16:36,125
Are you kidding me?
355
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:37,959
I'm the only person
that saw that?
356
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:47,417
Keep an eye out
for that Scarlet Witch.
357
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,834
I don't trust her.
358
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:51,917
Uh, no.
359
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,500
And then when you're done
doing that you...
360
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,083
What do you mean no?
361
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,291
I don't have
to follow your orders.
362
00:16:57,375 --> 00:17:01,083
I'm in charge.
You should follow my orders.
363
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,417
I'm not following your orders!
364
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,917
Then I'm not following yours.
365
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,959
Hmm. It would appear
we are at a stalemate.
366
00:17:12,792 --> 00:17:14,458
Maybe.
367
00:17:14,542 --> 00:17:17,709
Uh, first you have to tell me
what a stalemate is.
368
00:17:17,792 --> 00:17:20,500
Stalemate.
From the Latin "stalmatis."
369
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,917
Doh! She's trying
to free the heroes!
370
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:25,417
(growls)
371
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,625
(grunts)
372
00:17:26,709 --> 00:17:27,625
(strains)
373
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:35,250
I was going to make you
walk the plank,
374
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,458
but this is a lot more
entertaining.
375
00:17:37,542 --> 00:17:39,500
So long, Scarlet Witch.
376
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,333
(yelps)
377
00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:42,417
(gasps)
378
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:47,375
Oh, boy.
379
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:49,125
(rumbling)
380
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:01,750
(Modok) Doh.
381
00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:04,000
You were in charge.
This is all your fault.
382
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,792
-Tell me what a stalemate is.
-No.
383
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,208
Ah. It is done!
384
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:12,625
The New World now belongs to me.
385
00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:14,625
You can't do this, Doom.
386
00:18:14,709 --> 00:18:18,291
Oh, but I can and have!
387
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:22,166
I have already sent letters
to the great leaders of Europe...
388
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,792
Elizabeth of England,
389
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:27,792
Philip of Spain, Vasa of Sweden.
390
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:30,542
Sweden? Why Sweden?
391
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:33,917
Sweden. You don't mess
with the Swedes.
392
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,875
Have you seen their navy?
393
00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:40,208
They have thousands of little warships
made of particle board.
394
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,250
(loud crash, wood clattering)
395
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,250
What is the meaning of this?
396
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,458
What's it look like?
397
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:51,917
Your rule over
the New World is over.
398
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Huh? You helped them
stand against me?
399
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:58,709
Your betrayal is shocking.
400
00:18:58,792 --> 00:18:59,959
Shocking!
401
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,792
Goodman Thor, get the townspeople.
402
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:09,917
Unfortunately, for you,
I am not defenseless.
403
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:14,917
This suit of armor is steam-powered,
and it packs quite a punch.
404
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:22,125
I'm not a patient woman,
Captain.
405
00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:25,166
That's why I'm going
to end this very quickly.
406
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,250
(grunts)
407
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:30,667
Nuts!
408
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:34,041
Thank goodness you're here,
Goodman Thor.
409
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:36,250
Oh, I was getting bored.
410
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,917
Mighty Mjolnir will release you,
Good Sir Mayor,
411
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,166
and in style.
412
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,375
Mjolnir, show him what he's won.
413
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,709
No closer!
414
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:48,000
One more step, and I'll unleash
415
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:51,875
the full destructive force
of my armor's weapon systems.
416
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:54,750
We'll all go together!
417
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:56,834
You're bluffing.
418
00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:58,041
Really?
419
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,917
You think I wouldn't do it?
420
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,792
No, I think you will
no matter what we do.
421
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:04,875
How do you know me so well?
422
00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:10,333
Now, face the full destructive force
of my armor's weapon systems!
423
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:18,875
(cries out)
424
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,083
Wait, wait, what are you doing?
425
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:25,375
A little probability exercise
I call witchcraft.
426
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:29,500
Fools! You can't possibly...
427
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:32,166
Uh, pardon me,
428
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,875
but at the risk
of sounding ignorant,
429
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:36,750
where did this chair come from?
430
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,417
Oh, I hate witches.
431
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:45,917
(screams)
432
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:55,959
Nuts!
433
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:02,083
Scarlet Witch?
434
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:05,166
We want to apologize
for the way we treated you.
435
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:06,834
The townspeople and I
436
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:10,333
have learned a valuable lesson
about tolerance.
437
00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:14,000
And all I had to do to teach you this
valuable lesson was to save your lives.
438
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:16,375
Ha! The system works.
439
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:22,750
(Scarlet Witch) I can't believe the
townspeople put all this together.
440
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:25,250
Well you saved their town twice.
441
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:26,917
'Twas the least they could do.
442
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,625
But a feast like this?
I'm just so impressed
443
00:21:29,709 --> 00:21:32,792
by what these colonists manage
to carve out of nothing.
444
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,667
So, I guess I learned something, too.
445
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:38,000
A toast to the Scarlet Witch,
446
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:41,250
the best witch this town
has ever had.
447
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,000
'Nuff said, pilgrims.
448
00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:46,375
(gags)
449
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:52,125
Worst part of 1602? The food.
450
00:21:55,375 --> 00:21:56,917
(grunts)
451
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,375
Cholera vaccines for everyone!
452
00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:04,291
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