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(muffled)
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Oh, see my new toy, Nebula?
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The Reality Stone.
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The Cadillac of Infinity Stones, really.
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Not that the others
are exactly lemons.
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(laughs)
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I got it from the Collector.
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Never saw me coming.
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And now he's got
an owie collection.
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I know.
Only one more to go, sis,
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and soon I'll have
that one, too.
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(muffled)
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I'm sorry pumpkin.
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Did you say something?
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(muffled)
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Would you like me
to remove that gag?
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(muffled)
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Do-over!
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(muffled)
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(laughs)
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With this Infinity Gauntlet,
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I, Thanos,
will rule the universe!
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All right, Squaddies,time to Hero Up!
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♪ When the bad guys are out,all you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get alongbut they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero Up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierceThanos ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Manjoins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the sky,Scarlet Witch by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammerhas thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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(groans)
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(muffled)
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Oh, that is a good look
for you.
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Although I doubt
your space pirate lackeys
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will take orders
from you now.
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(growls)
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Oh, sometimes I ask myself
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if it's all been worth it,
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these sacrifices I've made because
of my unquenchable thirst for power.
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Constantly at odds
with my family, friendless.
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I don't even have a pet.
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Well, has it been
worth it Than-Than?
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(growls)
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Woo! Big fat yes!
All right, Reality Stone.
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(Soul Stone)
Uh, T-bone, it doesn't talk.
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Only the Soul Stone talks.
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Oh, will you just be quiet?
He's just jealous.
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And Daddy knows you could
do good parlor tricks,
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like shutting my sister's
annoying jabber trap.
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(growls)
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But let's see what
you can really do.
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(computer beeps)
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The Kree space fleet.Perfect. Do-over!
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(Thanos laughs)
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You're all babies.
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(babies coo)
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(cries)
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(computer beeps)
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(computer beeps)
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(engine screeches)
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Even my old enemy,
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Captain Marvel. Do-over!
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(cries)
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Boy, sometimes it just allfalls into place, doesn't it?
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(Iron Man) Gone?
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The whole Shi'ar space fleet?
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(whistles)
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That's what Empress Lilandra said.
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Hmm. I think
Thanos is making a move.
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(baby giggles)
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Did you hear that?
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(baby cries)
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Can you locate him?
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(computer hums)
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Whoa. Check out those teeth.
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It's like he's daring us to find him.
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(alarms blare)
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Huh?
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(alarm continues)
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Thou summoneth?
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Yes, Thor.
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We've finally located Thanos.
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(Scarlet Witch) Thanos?
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Uh, who Thanos?
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Purple Man.
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Uh, Big Purple Man?
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No, not Galactus. Thanos.
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Oh. Whooh. Purple Man.
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Talk like Charlton Heston
on cold medicine.
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I can't explain that.
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Herbie, send our destination coordinates
to the Silver Surfer
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and have him meet us there.
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(beep) I hope his mailbox
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isn't full again.
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(beep)
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Okay. I'm going to go over this
once more,
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for any of you who missed it
the first time.
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Don't be jealous, little Dulky.
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Dulk? Can I borrow
your friend for a moment?
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This is the Factor Boost Gauntlet
I just made.
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It boosts the Power Factor
of whoever wears it.
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Dulky say quack.
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And over there in my lab,
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I've built an oxygenating field,
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so we won't need
an airlock any more.
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The field will coat you with
an invisible layer of oxygen
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that will last 20 minutes. Any questions?
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Ooh. Ooh! Mmmm.
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Mm-mmm!
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No questions. Good. Dismissed.
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(grunts)
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Pick me. Pick me!
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So we don't need
to wear helmets
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in space anymore? Cool!
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(Hulk) Ooh. Ooh! Mmm!
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Hello?
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Well let's see.
Here is Mr. Soul Stone.
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(gasps)
Is that the Time Stone,
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the Mind Stone, the Space Stone,
the Reality Stone.
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And the Po...
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The Power Stone,
the one that got away.
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(growls)
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Oh, that's what you're thinking,
isn't it?
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(muffled)
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I knew it.
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Well, guess what.
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Nothing can get away from me
for very long
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on account of
I've got the Reality Stone.
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(blows raspberry)
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There's only one way to keep
the Power Stone safe from Thanos.
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And that's to use
my Nova Corps Microteleporter
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to send the Stone far away
into the darkest depths of space
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where Thanos will never find it.
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Do-over!
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See, see?
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I just crossed an ocean
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of time and space
faster than you can
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brush your teeth and...
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Oh, my bad. You can't.
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(growls)
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-Whoopsie!
-Gasp!
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All right, Thanos,
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we can do this the easy way
or the hard way. Your choice.
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I suppose you want
my Gauntlet, Doom?
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(chuckles)
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When you pry it from my cold,
spread hand.
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(Modok)
Ooh, nice foreshortening.
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Modok, give Thanos a preview
of what he's going to get.
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(snickers)
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Sweet.
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(muffled)
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(grunts)
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(muffled scream)
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You know, Doom,
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(muffled scream continues)
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I'd be scared,
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except for one thing:
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Modok here doesn't exist.
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Do-over!
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(gasps) And neither do you,
Mr. Stinky Poo-poo Pants.
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I don't?
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Do-over!
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You are going to pay for this, Thanos.
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Those were my two best villains,
such as they were.
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(yells)
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You... You just destroyed
half a galaxy!
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B-B-B-Billions of star systems.
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Yeah, but it happened so quickly,
I barely enjoyed it.
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Now you, on the other hand.
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(cries out)
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So this is how it ends.
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Alone, without a single minion.
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Blasted by some fathead.
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Do-over!
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Well, there you have it.
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Questions, anyone?
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(laughs)
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There can only be one big bad.
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The supposedly great Dr. Doom,
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the worst villain
in the universe... ohh...
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until now.
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(laughs) Et cetera.
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What are you going
to do to me, Thanos?
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Same thing everyone does
with snapshots...
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throw it in a box in the garage
and forget about it,
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get 'em out when company comes.
I don't know.
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(groans)
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Well at least you'll have
company, pumpkin.
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And that's bad villain banter.
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Really? Well, then,
how do you explain this?
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The Cartoon Writers' Association Award
for villain banter!
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You made that up.
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-Wait, no.
-(muffled voices)
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(Dr. Doom) Nuts!
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(Iron Man) Thanos!
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Huh?
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The Super Hero Squad!
Oh, bother.
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I'm going to have
to get a new Brooding Rock.
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Super Hero Squad,
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Hero Up!
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♪ When the bad guys are outAll you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
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♪ They'll save the day again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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Let's kick that Thanos
right in his heinous butt.
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(grunts)
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Haha, that factor booster
gauntlet really works!
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(all cheer) High five.
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(sighs) Do... over.
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My turn now.
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Mind Stone!
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(strains)
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Wolverine? What's the matter?
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Can't... stop.
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(cries out)
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(grunts) Ow.
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Wolvie is facing his toughest
opponent yet: himself.
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A little slow there, Thanos.
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Not really a problem
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when I've got the Space Stone!
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(cries out)
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Herbie? Can you hear me?
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(static)
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I'm lost, Herbie.
I need you to blink
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the Helicarrier's lights for me.
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The brights, Herbie!
I'm running out of oxygen!
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(Iron Man) Wolvie, stop!
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(strains)
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Ooh.
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(both strain)
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Ooh. This gives me an idea.
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Power Stone!
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(grunts)
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Hey,
what's he doing to us?
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Turning us into a giant
pretzel, that's what.
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This ain't gonna stop me.
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I got Adamantine bones,
remember?
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Yeah, well, I don't.
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Ow! Wave two, attack!
250
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The son of Odin... that's me...
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will not see his comrades
turned into street food
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by some cosmic pretzel vendor!
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(grunts)
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(loud crash sounds)
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Purple Man.
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Yeah, yeah. "Purple Man hurt friends.
Hulk smash."
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Just hit him, okay?
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(grunts)
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(growls)
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Power Stone!
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(grunts)
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(grunts intensify)
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We're running out of oxygen.
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And air, too!
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What happen
when no more oxygen?
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(squeals)
267
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:23,792
This.
268
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,834
(Hulk groans)
269
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,083
Oh, looks like someone's
wah-wah hurts.
270
00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:33,208
You know the old saying
271
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,417
"You'll wish you
were never born"?
272
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,500
I just thought of this.
When I get done with you,
273
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:41,333
you will never have been born.
274
00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:43,375
I mean, come on, that's...
(grunts)
275
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,333
Come on, everybody,
we need to get back to the Helicarrier.
276
00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:49,917
(Thanos coughs)
277
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,792
Now, about that whole
278
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:54,750
"never having been born" thing.
279
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:03,333
(Thanos) Oh, oh, oh, oh!
I have a good one.
280
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:06,333
If I make it that
none of you ever existed,
281
00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:09,333
will I have any memory of you?
282
00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:11,166
Let's find out.
283
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:12,291
(gasps)
284
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:13,667
(grunts)
285
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,417
I believe this is what humans call
a last-minute save.
286
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,000
(grunts)
287
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,333
Ow-ow-ow-ow.
288
00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:22,458
(cries out)
289
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:28,208
All right, everybody.
The Silver Surfer's got it covered.
290
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:29,750
Let's get back
to the Helicarrier!
291
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,750
(grunts)
292
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:41,667
Surfer! How about
we settle this one-on-one,
293
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,709
you know, mano a mano?
294
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:46,417
One-on-one is
a righteous configuration.
295
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:51,792
Whatever. If I win,
your Infinity Sword is mine.
296
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:53,458
If you win.
297
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:56,417
Against a sap like you? Pff.
298
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,083
A few minutes from now,
299
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:02,125
I will have the Infinity Gauntlet
and the Infinity Sword.
300
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,375
I'll be unstoppable times infinity!
301
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:06,917
That's not even a number.
302
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,583
Shake?
303
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,083
You're kidding, right?
304
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:12,750
You want a fair fight, don't you?
305
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:15,750
(sighs) Okay.
306
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,875
Whoa! You call that fair?
307
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:21,750
Who's the sap now?
308
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:24,625
You are not a good guy!
309
00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:27,291
-You are actually worse than me...
-Time Stone!
310
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:30,834
Listen, you just don't have what it takes
311
00:16:30,917 --> 00:16:33,875
to be the all-powerful
evil ruler of the universe.
312
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:36,000
All you really care about
is throwing tantrums.
313
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:38,792
Thank you.
314
00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:42,125
Hey, it's nothing,
and I mean that because...
315
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,625
(laughs)
316
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:50,041
(grunts)
317
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,041
(man) Thanos,
318
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:56,000
you're going to be imprisoned here
in the Soul Stone forever,
319
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,583
just as I am.
320
00:16:57,667 --> 00:17:01,750
Well, Mr. Bitter Pill. Who are you?
321
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:03,125
You know who I am.
322
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,750
The man you stole the soul stone from.
323
00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:07,166
Adam Warlock.
324
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:13,417
(both strain)
325
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,041
By the Mackerel!
326
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:17,041
Thor hath never seen such a mess.
327
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,166
Not even in the Augean Stables.
328
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,458
(both strain)
329
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,166
Pull, Big Hammer!
330
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:26,333
No, wait. It's more
complicated than that!
331
00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:28,083
-(growls)
-(groans)
332
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,875
(cries out)
333
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,750
(screaming continues)
334
00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:35,458
(panting)
335
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:36,834
You all right?
336
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,417
(groans)
337
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,792
Where you had your foot?
338
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,417
Don't ever put it there again, bub.
339
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,750
Uh, that was your foot.
340
00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:46,083
Eww.
341
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,917
My Infinity Sword,
I hope you're happy.
342
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,709
You've thoroughly corrupted me.
343
00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:56,083
And I like it!
344
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:58,041
(laughs)
345
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,583
(grunts)
346
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:02,792
(groans)
347
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,583
All right, everybody.
Let's get some more oxygen
348
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,250
and go out there again.
The surfer needs us.
349
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,041
What Shiny doing?
350
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,125
Lately, Hulk, you've been
asking all the right questions.
351
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:18,583
With the combined power
of the Infinity Gauntlet...
352
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:21,125
Ha!... and the Infinity Sword,
353
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:24,125
I am the master of all!
354
00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:28,834
He... He's gone villain.
355
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,208
Thank you!
356
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:33,166
-Surfer?
-Did I just hear something?
357
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,917
Some insignificant
little squeak?
358
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,250
It was me,
and it wasn't a squeak.
359
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,333
It couldn't have been
anything important,
360
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:41,875
because what could
you possibly say
361
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:44,375
that would matter
in the slightest to me?
362
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:48,458
Uh-oh. Even Hulk know
where this going.
363
00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:50,834
Surfer, we all came
from different places,
364
00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:53,166
but we've been through
a lot together.
365
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,542
We're all friends now,
366
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:57,375
and friends don't let friends
conquer the universe.
367
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:58,917
You're right about one thing.
368
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,333
We all did come from different places.
369
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:04,750
And now I'm headed to an even
more different place.
370
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:08,417
It's a place where even you,
who once called me Squaddie,
371
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,834
are but a pimple
on a gremmie's backside,
372
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,333
compared to my
surferous power.
373
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:16,458
From now on, call me...
374
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:18,208
Dark Surfer!
375
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,875
(laughs)
376
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:24,875
Huh. What Hulk tell you?
377
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:27,166
If you're so smart,
what do we do now?
378
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,792
Who say Hulk smart?
379
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:29,959
Yea. Verily.
380
00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:35,417
You know what I just did?
381
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,667
I erased another third of the universe
382
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,500
with a wave of my hand.
383
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,875
Aww!
384
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:43,083
The part that
included Galactus.
385
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:44,542
Mm-mm.
386
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:47,792
Most definitely, the Dark Surfer rules!
387
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,166
(cries out)
388
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,583
You blasted metal-plated...
389
00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:59,083
(grunts)
390
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:00,583
(groans)
391
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:08,250
Dark Shiny hurt Claw!
392
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,709
(roars)
393
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,917
Power Stone!
394
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,083
(strains)
395
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,041
(cries out)
396
00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:26,375
Um... Uh... Oh.
397
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,417
Time Stone!
398
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:39,000
I could leave you
all like this.
399
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,291
But everyone knows that,
400
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:41,417
just like Act Three
401
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,417
always follows Act Two,
402
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,083
something will come along
to unfreeze you.
403
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:48,500
I need something permanent,
but what?
404
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:51,542
Add infinity to infinity,
405
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:56,834
and I can scatter the six of you
across time, space, and reality!
406
00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:59,959
You'll be out of my universe
forever!
407
00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,250
(laughs)
408
00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,709
(exclaims)
409
00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:12,208
(Iron Man)
Herbie! Get a message to Earth!
410
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:27,333
(beeps)
411
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:30,125
(cries out)
412
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,750
(grunts)
413
00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:35,875
(yells)
414
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,250
(roars)
415
00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:44,291
(strains)
416
00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:49,583
(Iron Man)
Guys! If you can hear me, remember,
417
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:52,834
Squaddies don't give up.
We Hero Up!
418
00:21:52,917 --> 00:21:54,542
And if you can't hear me,
419
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:56,500
well, never mind!
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