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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,866 Excuse me, miss. Is everything alright? 1 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,734 Oh, yes, Mr Dowling. 2 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:44,405 Um, I'm just taking notes on your circa-1970s cornicing 3 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:48,075 and the silver hardware on your tootalie-wootalie. 4 00:01:58,286 --> 00:01:59,820 Mm-hm. 5 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:06,460 - Swimmer? - Swimmer. 6 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:08,061 - Is she? Yeah! - Yeah. 7 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,430 She looks like it. 8 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,599 - Shoulders. - Yes. Classic. 9 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,966 Ohh! 10 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,436 Oh, she was a beautiful dog. 11 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,605 Oh, yeah. 12 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,207 Oh... 13 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,875 Well, "Storms make trees take deeper roots." 14 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:24,111 Oh, it's just a little Dolly Parton saying 15 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,479 that I find helpful. 16 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,980 - Oh, thank you. - Yeah. 17 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:29,583 What, so the... the roots nestle in? 18 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:30,984 Yeah. 19 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:33,153 Yeah, like, um, you know... 20 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:34,988 - And the trunk thickens up? - Yeah, yeah. 21 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:37,225 Yeah, I like that. 22 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:40,894 Ooh, um, uh... 23 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:44,432 You've got a lovely two-bed, one-bath, one-car time warp. 24 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:48,436 And I have valued it highly. 25 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:51,171 So you will definitely get your refinancing for your family. 26 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:53,407 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. Look, I've gotta go. 27 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:54,742 I've just... 28 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,310 I've got a big office party tonight 29 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,312 and I've gotta get dolled up and, you know... 30 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,314 But thank you so much for sharing your life story. 31 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,416 It was my whole life story. 32 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:03,684 Yeah, it really was. 33 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,919 - It's cathartic, sharing. - Yep. 34 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:28,776 Franny, I'm going to have to meet you in there. 35 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,387 I've only just finished my last valuation. 36 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,346 It's dress-up! You know you've gotta dress up. 37 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:33,947 I know! Yeah, I know, I know. 38 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:36,049 - Well, who are you coming as? - Who do you think? 39 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:38,185 Are you OK, Red? 40 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,220 Well, it's just I can't run! 41 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:42,055 My fitness is just not up there. 42 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:43,591 Oh! 43 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:09,016 ♪ Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene 44 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:13,787 ♪ I'm begging of you please don't take my man 45 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:20,994 ♪ Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene 46 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:26,634 ♪ Please don't take him just because you can 47 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,437 ♪ Your beauty is beyond compare 48 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,672 ♪ With flaming locks of auburn hair 49 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:36,877 ♪ With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green... ♪ 50 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,446 Whoops! 51 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,914 ♪ Your smile is like a breath of spring 52 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,850 ♪ Your voice is soft like summer rain 53 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:47,287 ♪ And I cannot compete with you, Jolene 54 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:54,795 ♪ Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene 55 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,965 ♪ Please don't take him even though you can... ♪ 56 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:12,480 Turn around. Just turn around and leave. 57 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,782 - Hello, Dolly. - G'day. 58 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,316 Hmm. 59 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:18,919 Francis? 60 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,491 I'm gonna kill you. 61 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,258 I don't want to be a joke, Franny. 62 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,895 I want to be taken seriously, for swear-word's-sake! 63 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:30,798 I can't get anywhere when I look ridiculous! 64 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,833 OK, well, the outfit doesn't help that. 65 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,668 Oh, come on, Red. Loosen up! 66 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:37,938 Don't tell me to loosen up. I am loose, I am loose! 67 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,306 I hate you right now. 68 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,975 Well, do you want to sneak out of here? 69 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,511 Well, I'm not a coward. 70 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,345 OK, so what are we doing? 71 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,116 Come on. 72 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:51,018 How do you feel? 73 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:55,088 Well... before you killed me, 74 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,758 I was feeling like a, you know, 75 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:01,595 frothy, talented, successful Dolly Parton. 76 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,296 OK, everybody, everybody! 77 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,165 Welcome to the Presley Property Awards! 78 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,367 And first up, a very special guest, 79 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:10,438 the king himself, Elvis! 80 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,441 Alright. 81 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:15,275 Ooh! 82 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:17,144 ♪ Return to sender 83 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:20,681 ♪ I gave a letter to the postman 84 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,316 ♪ He put it in his sack 85 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:27,655 ♪ Bright and early the next morning 86 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:30,458 ♪ He brought my letter back 87 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,959 ♪ She wrote upon it 88 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,227 ♪ Return to sender 89 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,698 ♪ Address unknown 90 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,669 ♪ No such number 91 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,473 ♪ No such zone 92 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:49,510 ♪ And if it comes back the very next day 93 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:52,212 ♪ Then I'll understand 94 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,581 ♪ Writing on it 95 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,883 ♪ Return to sender... ♪ 96 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,350 Yes, yes! 97 00:06:57,384 --> 00:07:00,087 ♪ Address unknown 98 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,591 ♪ No such number 99 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,527 ♪ No such zone... ♪ 100 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,729 The most outstanding valuer is... 101 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:09,997 Lionel! 102 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,566 Whoo-hoo! 103 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:14,968 - Sorry, babe. - Whoo! 104 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,205 Thank you! Thank you! 105 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,610 - I'm gonna get that next year. - Mm. 106 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:24,377 And the last award tonight 107 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:26,847 is a crowd-pleaser, a bit of fun. 108 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,716 She's had a wobbly start to the job, 109 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:32,119 but I'm excited to announce the Office Clown Award goes to... 110 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,221 Raylene 'Red' Delaney. 111 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,189 I didn't know about this bit. 112 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:38,526 And tonight she didn't disappoint. 113 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,528 Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! 114 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,068 Hmph. 115 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,204 Oh, hello! 116 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,807 Taxi! 117 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,409 Um... 118 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:59,880 It's my first award ever. Huh! 119 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,949 And I would like to thank my mum 120 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,651 for giving me this clown head. 121 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:12,259 ♪ Jolene, Jolene... ♪ 122 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:15,629 ♪ Jolene, Jolene! ♪ 123 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,636 Well, there are two kinds of people. 124 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,272 Those who know how to have a good time... 125 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:29,509 and those who are willin' to learn. 126 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:32,345 For the second group, let me introduce myself. 127 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:35,448 My name is Dolly and I'm your teacher. 128 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,951 Yee-ha! 129 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:44,692 I'd like to invite our esteemed boss, Forbes Presley, 130 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:48,295 up onto the dance floor with his beautiful wife. 131 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,965 - Come on! - Come on! 132 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:56,970 I'd like to sing a little somethin' for ya. 133 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,321 ♪ Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen 134 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,556 ♪ Pour myself a cup of ambition 135 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:21,528 ♪ And yawn and stretch and try to get to my feet 136 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,864 ♪ Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumping 137 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,133 ♪ Out on the street the traffic starts jumping 138 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:30,671 ♪ With folks like me on the job from 8:30 till 6:00, whoo! ♪ 139 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:33,206 ♪ Working 9 to 5 140 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,375 ♪ What a way to make a living 141 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,645 ♪ Barely getting by 142 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:40,047 ♪ It's all takin' and no givin' 143 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,049 ♪ They just use your mind 144 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,351 ♪ And they never give you credit 145 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:48,989 ♪ It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it 146 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,891 ♪ 9 to 5 147 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,393 ♪ Well, they've got you where they want you 148 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,229 ♪ There's a better life 149 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,231 ♪ And you think about it, don't you? 150 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,734 ♪ It's a rich man's game 151 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,602 ♪ No matter what they call it 152 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:07,574 ♪ And you spend your life putting money in his wallet! ♪ 153 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,258 Huh! Kenny Rogers! 154 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,095 He's our most successful client. 155 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,198 We're gearing up for his Australasia tour. 156 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,433 Twin Palms Theatre, Hong Kong, etc. 157 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,869 Oh, Twin Palms? My mum loves that theatre. 158 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,437 It's pretty impressive. 159 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,806 Well, if the show sells out, 160 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,640 we'll go to the USA, which I'm gunning for. 161 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:41,975 Are you? 162 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,079 How long you been performin' Dolly? 163 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,281 Oh, no. Golly, no. 164 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,250 Just mucking around, but, um... 165 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,319 Tonight was just an unfortunate mistake. 166 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:53,653 Yeah, right. 167 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:54,955 Well, it took guts. 168 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,724 Especially with those people. 169 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,826 It's the bland leading the bland in there. 170 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,293 No offence. 171 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,604 - I thought you did alright. - Cheers. 172 00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:14,908 I'd watch that one. 173 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:18,145 Kenny's performing at the Tamworth Country Music Festival. 174 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,148 - You should come. Bring Dolly. - Oh, no. 175 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,151 You know, only if you liked being an unfortunate mistake. 176 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,191 Night. 177 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,664 Welcome to my own 178 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,832 little Tennessee cabin. 179 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:41,468 Come here, baby. Come on. Come on. 180 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,577 Come on. 181 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,146 OK. 182 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,319 - Darlin' Dolly. - Yeah? 183 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:03,056 - You're a straight-up fantasy. - Oh! OK. 184 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,663 I gotta be honest with you, Dolly. 185 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,400 - I hate these orange pants. - Oh. 186 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,469 Take 'em off, you'd be close to perfection. 187 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,239 - Yeah, OK. - Ah! Shh, shh. 188 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,941 As Dolly. 189 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:25,078 Oh, howdy-doody. 190 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,380 Well, my pants are comin' off. 191 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,352 Bathroom. Back in a sec. 192 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,409 - Raylene! - Oh! 193 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,611 Not on my beautiful grass! 194 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,048 Ohh! 195 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,786 Who was that? 196 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,788 Elvis Presley. 197 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:11,258 Oh, it was that good, was it? 198 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,861 Ma, please stop locking me out. 199 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,196 It's one o'clock in the morning! 200 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,498 You chose to live in the garage! 201 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,268 Bloody ridiculous. 202 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,764 There are two kinds of people. 203 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:55,035 Those who know how to have a good time... 204 00:13:56,103 --> 00:14:00,307 and those who are just trying. 205 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,694 Mum! 206 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,196 Put your gown on! 207 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,000 Nothing wrong with being comfortable 208 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,202 in your skin, darling, 209 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,771 au naturel. 210 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:35,342 I just wish I looked a little bit more professional. 211 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:39,812 You are a beautiful sunburnt mushroom. 212 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,615 Um, thanks, Mum. 213 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:46,653 It's not what I'm going for, but... thanks. 214 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,191 Hurry up! 215 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,337 You're late. Hopeless! 216 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,148 I mean, look at her. 217 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,784 All that nylon. It'll make your snatch sick. 218 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,554 Well, they say natural perfection isn't everything. 219 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,324 Um, perfection is a bitch. And do we have to be beautiful? 220 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,027 Because it's not easy and it's not my preference. 221 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:33,566 - Could I get a word, Raylene? - Yes, you may. 222 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,069 I'll just get my... ..cup of ambition. 223 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,440 - So... - Who do you remind me of? 224 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,908 Scarlett Johansson. 225 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,576 No. 226 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,284 Raylene, I, uh... I have grounds 227 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,553 to fire you for sexual harassment. 228 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,856 Sorry? 229 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,791 Sexual harassment. 230 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,265 ♪ It's 12 past midnight, don't close your eyes 231 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,966 ♪ Your soul's half alive 232 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,136 ♪ And I'll be by your side 233 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,038 ♪ I want your love... ♪ 234 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,606 - 'Cause I was touching crotches? - Many. 235 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,708 ♪ I want it tonight... ♪ 236 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,577 #MeToo, too many crotches. 237 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,479 ♪ I'm taking your heart 238 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,648 ♪ So don't you fight... ♪ 239 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,651 I'm sorry. I... I've got this impulse control problem. 240 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,919 No, it's not just about last night, Raylene. 241 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,389 Your behaviour has been inappropriate 242 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,458 prior to last night also. 243 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,826 See, you're not bad at putting a value on a property. 244 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,462 It's just the whole rest of the job 245 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,297 that you're a mess. 246 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,599 You know, in business you need to be 247 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:43,103 a shiny, professional house-and-land package 248 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,504 and you're like a, uh... 249 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,739 - Converted garage? - Yes. 250 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,976 Honestly, you don't really fit in in any office, Red. 251 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,945 I mean, you're late every single day. 252 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:56,449 You lost your driver's licence when half the job is driving 253 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,951 and you had whisky with that little old lady at the auction. 254 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,420 But she was so lonely! 255 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,122 She hadn't spoken to anyone in two weeks! 256 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:05,125 If you want to stay here, you need to shut down. 257 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,594 - Shut myself down? - Mm-hm, yep. 258 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,162 Tuck yourself in. 259 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:16,002 OK, it's too much copper, which is why we're red 260 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,371 and why we hardly charge and why we bleed lots. 261 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,006 It's like bed them or bury them alive 262 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,117 is what the ancient Egyptians... 263 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,709 I don't care about your hair, Red. 264 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,244 Please, Forbes. 265 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,614 I can fit in. 266 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,383 And I can tuck in. I can tuck right in. 267 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,385 And I'd never bring up the size of your cock. 268 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,886 You're fired. 269 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,531 You're like the love child of Mick Hucknall 270 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,390 and Ronald McDonald if they banged. 271 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,892 - I quit! - Excuse me? 272 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:42,229 This is a circus and you're the freak! 273 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,197 You can't fire me because I quit! 274 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,399 - Oh! - Shi... Oh! 275 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,201 Oooh! 276 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:49,569 Ohh! 277 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,839 Tuck that shit in! 278 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,011 ♪ Oh, yes 279 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:04,151 ♪ I'm the great pretender... ♪ 280 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:11,624 ♪ Pretending that I'm doing well 281 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,597 ♪ My need is such... ♪ 282 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:21,768 ♪ I pretend too much 283 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,870 ♪ I'm lonely 284 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:28,141 ♪ But no-one can tell 285 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,078 ♪ I am the 286 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:37,617 ♪ Great pretender... ♪ 287 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,628 ♪ Blue smoke climbin' up the mountain 288 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,030 ♪ Blue smoke winding 'round the bend 289 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,633 ♪ Blue smoke is the name of the heartbreak train 290 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,435 ♪ That I am ridin' in 291 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,104 ♪ I left a note, I wrote "I'm leavin' 292 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,440 ♪ "And I won't be comin' back" 293 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,975 ♪ Blue smoke rollin', rollin', rollin' 294 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,378 ♪ Rollin', rollin' down the track 295 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,814 ♪ Clicketty, clicketty Clicketty clack 296 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,517 ♪ Just stay on track and never look back... ♪ 297 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:26,199 ♪ Oh, Omaha honey had a hold on a hell of a thing 298 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,502 ♪ Down in a hollar 299 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:32,372 ♪ Every evening you can hear her sing 300 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,344 ♪ She sang funky, but showed me the Tulsa Turnaround 301 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:40,447 ♪ Stepped on my toes, turned me on and turned me down 302 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,582 ♪ Fit me like a hand in a glove 303 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,985 ♪ Taught me how to love, y'all... ♪ 304 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,820 I love you! 305 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,590 Come back to my room. I love you! 306 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,730 Thanks a lot. 307 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,501 And this one. This one's for Trudy. 308 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:05,037 And this one too! 309 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,610 Dolly. Where do I start? 310 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,979 I mean she's old-school, but she's new-school relevant. 311 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:15,348 - Mm. - She's funny and successful. 312 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,216 And smart and talented. 313 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,219 But she's heart-breaking and she's a poet, 314 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,054 but she knows who she is, you know? 315 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,657 She's just like that little bit of hope 316 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,494 holding up humanity or at least my humanity. 317 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,697 Why are you 'Teeth'? 318 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,299 - Real name's Annie. - Oh. 319 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,033 But I got my nickname 320 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,336 'cause I had a sack of teeth growing in my ovaries. 321 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,707 Every time. 322 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,310 What?! 323 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:46,479 Hey, we're casting for a new Dolly at the moment 324 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:50,817 for Kenny's show to boost his image and ticket sales 325 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:54,721 and I'm submittin' you as my number one. 326 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,088 What? 327 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,666 There's a Dolly stand-up gig on tonight. 328 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,726 - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Yeah. Come on. 329 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,328 - Oh. - It's gonna be a tough crowd. 330 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,962 Let's see what you're made of. 331 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,173 Oh, wow. Alright. 332 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,409 Yeah, make-up's a little extra. 333 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,778 Thanks, Tay-Tay, you squeaky mouse. 334 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,747 You said do my best. Best. 335 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,715 Oh, no. Oh, no! 336 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,717 - Is it too much? Is it too much? - No, look. 337 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,218 It's... it's... it's fine. 338 00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:29,088 It's... it's fine. We don't have time. 339 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,023 Plus, Kenny's here. 340 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,792 Don't worry. You don't have to sing. 341 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,461 Just, um, banter. 342 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,529 I don't think this is such a good idea. 343 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,531 - I feel carsick. - No, listen. Come on. 344 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,266 Remember, it's about the audience 345 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,968 and their nostalgia, right? 346 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,537 It is more about them and less about you. 347 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:45,605 - OK. - Yeah? 348 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,915 Like you did at that office party. 349 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,384 Unless you wanna go back to a boring nine-to-five. 350 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,618 I really don't, I really don't. 351 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:50,919 No, 'cause you'd neck yourself, mate. 352 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,979 - And I'd probably help you. - Thank you. 353 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,246 - Now... - Thanks. 354 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,615 Let me look at you. 355 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,419 Well, mate, you're a bit of a hot mess. 356 00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:01,388 But the time is now. 357 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:04,290 - OK. - Pony up. You can do it. 358 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,125 That a girl. 359 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,232 ♪ Just because I'm blonde, don't think I'm dumb 360 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:18,838 ♪ 'Cause this dumb blonde ain't nobody's fool... ♪ 361 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:28,080 Welcome, Dolly! 362 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:31,217 Best of luck. 363 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,687 Howdy. 364 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,657 I've gotta be honest. 365 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,325 This is my first time properly. 366 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,793 We'll be gentle! 367 00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,495 Howdy, darling! 368 00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,331 Well, look at you all! 369 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,599 Thanks, Doll. 370 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,501 We'd rather be looked at than overlooked! 371 00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,680 Well, I really... 372 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:04,050 I really patterned my look from a serious place, 373 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,152 from a country girl's idea of glamour 374 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:08,521 after what they called the "town tramp". 375 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:13,025 In a country town, a mountain town, 376 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,961 there's always a few loose women. 377 00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,729 That's me! 378 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:19,699 And she had this beautiful peroxide hair 379 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,702 piled on her head, red nails, high-heel shoes 380 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,404 and I just thought she was the prettiest thing I've ever seen. 381 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:30,042 But my momma, she said, "She ain't nothin' but trash." 382 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,712 And I thought, "That's what I wanna be, Momma. 383 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,013 "I want to be trash!" 384 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,518 Opinionated mommas, we've all got 'em, 385 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,919 burnin' in our ears. 386 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,255 But thank you so much for listening, boys. 387 00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:44,824 One piece of advice. 388 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:47,894 Always act like it's rainin' and wear your rubbers! 389 00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:54,667 Thank you and goodnight! 390 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,671 - Doll. - Hey! 391 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:02,008 I may look like a man, but inside I'm a lady. 392 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:05,612 Whoo-hoo! 393 00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:07,614 Hey, you did pretty good! 394 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,448 Hey, who's that guy with Kenny? 395 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,017 He looks like Neil Diamond. 396 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,919 That's my boss, Wilson Stone. 397 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,621 He runs Genuine Copy Management. 398 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:16,599 - I didn't want to freak you out. - I freaked anyway. 399 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,390 - I mean, I freaked! - No, but you were fine. 400 00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:19,735 I've gotta get Kenny to the hotel. 401 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,236 - But make sure you call me. - I will. 402 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,595 - You did well. - Thanks. 403 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:24,230 I need a drink. 404 00:24:24,263 --> 00:24:27,099 Hey, Franny, I'm staying at this motel 405 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,368 with this huge golden guitar... 406 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:30,770 - Hey! - Thank you, Dolly. 407 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,247 This huge golden guitar out the front 408 00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:33,773 and I just performed as Dolly, 409 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,307 but I didn't touch any crotches. 410 00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:38,611 And I've got this new friend who grew teeth in her ovaries. 411 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:41,313 OK. See you. Bye. 412 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:00,533 Come in. 413 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,605 Buddy! 414 00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:08,575 You get fired from work, you're five hours out of town 415 00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:10,677 with a woman with teeth in her vagina? 416 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:13,580 Call me crazy, but terror ran through my brain. 417 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,615 You're a silly, billy, willy, villy. 418 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:18,517 Get up. 419 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,252 Help me. 420 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:21,688 Yep, yep. That's good, that's good. 421 00:25:21,721 --> 00:25:23,489 Come on, Red. Get in the shower. 422 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,858 Yep, yep, yep, yep. Oh, my feet! 423 00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:29,929 This drag queen had the prettiest boob job. 424 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:31,640 - Do not get bolt-ons! - I'm just saying... 425 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,733 I'm just saying, what a professional. 426 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,606 I smell Sunday roast chicken! 427 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,674 It's hormone-free! 428 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,210 Can't have my men growing breasts. 429 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,645 - Red, hi. - Hey, Gramps. 430 00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:47,113 - Mwah! - Darlin'. 431 00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:48,648 Ooh! Bathroom. 432 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,450 Where have you been? 433 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:54,553 Francis's couch. 434 00:25:54,587 --> 00:25:56,732 Just 'cause you're old enough doesn't mean that I've... 435 00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:58,658 stopped being your mum. 436 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:02,161 Oh, Franny, did you win that award, darling? 437 00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:03,696 I forgot to ask. 438 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,531 - Nope. - Maybe next year. 439 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,067 Or Red might even get the award. 440 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,902 - I will. - You got fired. 441 00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:12,839 You got fired? 442 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,341 - Again? - I didn't. Mum, calm down. 443 00:26:15,374 --> 00:26:18,711 Well, it's not exactly soothing information. 444 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:21,013 It's nothing. It's just a career glitch. 445 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:23,850 Oh, sorry, Red quit. She quit. 446 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:26,653 You got fired and quit, but in the same day? 447 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:28,320 Well, that's new. 448 00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:31,824 You know, in all my career, I have never lost a job. 449 00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:34,360 I've always been a high achiever. 450 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:38,765 I've had rounds of IVF and then being a single mum, 451 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:41,400 very creative. 452 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,603 I've managed to have my cake, decorate it and eat it, 453 00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:46,072 so to speak, hm? 454 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:49,541 I just boggle at... you. 455 00:26:49,575 --> 00:26:54,413 I know! You can work with me at the Royal Blind Society. 456 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:57,784 You could move back in here, we can rent out the garage... 457 00:26:57,817 --> 00:26:59,786 Mum, I'm not moving back in here. 458 00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:02,354 - I'm perfectly capable myself. - Are you? 459 00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:05,157 'Cause I'd say it's been quite the journey so far. 460 00:27:06,558 --> 00:27:08,094 What are you going to do? 461 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,598 Well, I'll tell you. She is going... 462 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,966 Mm! 463 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:18,237 She's gonna tell you that Franny and I are dating. 464 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:20,940 See? Partner, Mum. 465 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,942 - Ticked that box. - Oh! Oh! 466 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,210 That's the news to focus on. 467 00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:27,213 Ohh, my darlings! 468 00:27:27,246 --> 00:27:28,781 I know! 469 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:30,717 Ha ha ha! 470 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,418 Ohh! 471 00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:37,957 Where are you going? 472 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,826 Obviously to yours. 473 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:43,062 I just need a frickin' minute, just a minute, 474 00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:45,331 to work out me and my career thing 475 00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:47,133 without everyone's 50 cents. 476 00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:53,005 So Dolly... is moving in with you. 477 00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:57,744 - Ooh! - Ohh. 478 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:00,446 She's brash, she's bubbly, 479 00:28:00,479 --> 00:28:01,981 real forward. 480 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:04,650 Nipples to the sky. 481 00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:07,319 And be confident! 482 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,163 Three bras does the trick. 483 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,698 Hello, Kenny. My name is Dolly. 484 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,535 Kenny, you're so hot. 485 00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:25,137 I will always love you. 486 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,940 Oh, man, she's hard. Dolly's so hard. 487 00:28:27,974 --> 00:28:31,143 I will love you too if you keep your ass so tight. 488 00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:34,113 Should have gone with Britney Spears or something. 489 00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:36,849 Ooh! Cool Bowie! 490 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:43,522 The Teeth is taking me to this secret club 491 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,792 and hopefully I'll win over her boss somehow 492 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:47,994 and he'll take me on as Kenny's Dolly. 493 00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:51,163 OK, so just a reminder that your track record with bosses 494 00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:53,532 or any authority ever is not great. 495 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:56,068 So try and be a bit more Dolly 496 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:57,970 and less Red when negotiating 497 00:28:58,004 --> 00:28:59,906 or even charming him 498 00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:01,707 'cause you're gonna need cash to pay off 499 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,409 the credit debt you just cranked up. 500 00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:06,512 Yeah, well, big stars of the copy world make good coin. 501 00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:09,181 This isn't a game to me. This is business. 502 00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:12,384 Franny, can you help me? 503 00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:14,220 I can't do anything with these nails. 504 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,922 Oh, just... 505 00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:19,325 Yeah. 506 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,060 Here. 507 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,362 My name is Dolly. Ain't you cute? 508 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:25,107 - Ain't you sweet? Ain't you... - Is this right? 509 00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:27,099 Yeah. Can you do it up? 510 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:30,269 Hurry, Franny. Come on. I'm running late. 511 00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:33,239 And I got it. 512 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,842 OK. How do I look? 513 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,978 Ain't you a squeezy bag of peaches? 514 00:29:40,412 --> 00:29:41,547 OK. 515 00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:17,884 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I'm late. 516 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:19,618 I'll have to knock that out of you 517 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,563 'cause my time is no less valuable than yours, alright? 518 00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:23,122 And ease up on the 'sorry's. 519 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,291 Dolly would do one tough 'sorry' and that's it. 520 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,293 Sorry. 521 00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:30,229 Cool. 522 00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:32,231 - Ready to be Dolly? - Yeah. 523 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:36,068 - That wig is so much better. - Thanks. 524 00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:38,971 You get one shot with Wilson, so don't mess it up, OK? 525 00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:41,908 It's cocktail hour 526 00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:45,644 with the one and only Miss Ton Vee! 527 00:31:12,471 --> 00:31:15,007 I told you I've got a Streisand back in the States. 528 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,508 I don't need another, darling. 529 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,877 Sorry to interrupt. Dolly, this is Wilson. 530 00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:21,613 Wilson, Dolly performed in Tamworth, remember? 531 00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:23,382 In... in drag. 532 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:28,887 Take me back to Vegas with you, Neil Diamond. 533 00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:31,390 Mwah! 534 00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:34,994 Always with the kiss. 535 00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:42,734 Two, two. 536 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,554 'I Will Always Love You'. 537 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,457 Really? 538 00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:08,860 Good move not selling that song to Elvis 539 00:32:08,894 --> 00:32:11,363 and making a packet with Whitney Houston. 540 00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:25,211 Ladies and gentlemen, 541 00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:26,945 keep that applause going 542 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:29,215 for your favourite master of ceremonies, 543 00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:32,351 the one, the only, Elvis! 544 00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:38,457 - Come here, baby. - Mmm! 545 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,925 Come on. 546 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,260 Oh! 547 00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:46,465 Isn't she a sweetie? Miss Ton Vee! 548 00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:49,035 Could I have another round of applause for her, please? 549 00:32:52,004 --> 00:32:55,874 Oh, hello, Norma Jean. 550 00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:57,543 - Oh! - Later? 551 00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:59,878 We've got a fabulous show for you here tonight. 552 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:01,880 We're gonna be following up with Lady Gaga... 553 00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:06,652 and Miss Amy Winehouse, 554 00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:08,396 so please hang onto your drinks, your wares. 555 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:09,588 I'll be right back. 556 00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:10,965 We're gonna have a great time tonight. 557 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,324 Going to the ladies. 558 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:27,005 Hey, Wilson! How's it goin'? 559 00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:51,997 ♪ Touch a man who can't walk upright 560 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:57,303 ♪ And that main man, he gon' fly 561 00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:03,041 ♪ And I fly, yeah 562 00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:08,180 ♪ And I fly... 563 00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:09,881 ♪ Holly, holy... ♪ 564 00:34:09,915 --> 00:34:12,584 - Shit! - You sound amazing. 565 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,322 - I was trying... - I'm a woman, not a drag act. 566 00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:19,525 Good for you. I'll tell Kenny. He was wondering. 567 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:22,161 I want to make a living doing this. 568 00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:25,063 You and every other tribute performer. 569 00:34:25,097 --> 00:34:26,998 Doesn't mean it's a good idea. 570 00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:31,703 Give me a chance. 571 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:35,040 Whatever happened to a good old-fashioned chance? 572 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,509 They got phased out in the '80s. 573 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:42,047 I have genuine copies, 574 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,350 not copies of copies. 575 00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:49,087 Do you breathe, sleep and eat Dolly? 576 00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:50,556 It's hard work, OK, 577 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:54,426 from every small, demeaning gig to the biggest venues. 578 00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:57,229 And you strike me as someone 579 00:34:57,263 --> 00:34:59,965 who doesn't stick to things, right? 580 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:03,802 Yeah. I thought so. 581 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:07,873 This is where I belong. 582 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,508 I feel at home here. 583 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:12,844 This is what I'm supposed to be doing! 584 00:35:12,878 --> 00:35:15,914 I mean, I've idolised Dolly since I was a kid. 585 00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:19,251 Please, Wilson. 586 00:35:19,285 --> 00:35:20,886 - Man, please! - Hey! 587 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:23,522 Dolly don't beg. 588 00:35:23,555 --> 00:35:25,557 No begging. Sorry. 589 00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:27,092 No sorrys. 590 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:29,995 No sorrys, no beggin'. 591 00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:37,135 I would've been tall if I didn't get bunched up at the top. 592 00:35:40,906 --> 00:35:43,875 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin' out of control 593 00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:47,579 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin' body and soul... ♪ 594 00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:59,658 Poof! Poof! 595 00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:01,960 Hmph. 596 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,496 Yeah, you're weird enough. I'll give you that. 597 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,932 We need more Dollys in the world. 598 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:15,941 Listen to me. 599 00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:18,610 I've got someone else in mind for Kenny's tour. 600 00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:20,045 But... 601 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,748 I like the '80s 602 00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:24,416 so I'm gonna throw you a bone. 603 00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:26,785 ♪ It's not really work, it's just the power to charm... ♪ 604 00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:28,254 Show me what you're made of. 605 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:30,822 ♪ Still standing in the wind 606 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:34,326 ♪ But I never wave bye-bye... ♪ 607 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,795 Hey, I grabbed your favourite power juice. 608 00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:41,099 Did I tell you I saw Katy Perry making out with Katy Perry? 609 00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:42,768 Well, I want to see the Katys! 610 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:44,936 Not until I'm a pro and not at the club 611 00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:46,605 'cause you're not a copy or a manager 612 00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:48,507 or a celebrity. 613 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,476 Yeah, you wouldn't fit in. 614 00:36:50,509 --> 00:36:53,512 These people are so wonderfully unique. 615 00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:56,315 Can you try and keep Dolly 616 00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:58,284 tucked in to just one corner of the house? 617 00:36:58,317 --> 00:37:00,386 Don't wait up! 618 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:01,987 You're welcome. 619 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,658 So you just stick to the script, yeah, 620 00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:08,126 honouring the incredible work 621 00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:09,671 of iconic Australian actor Jack Thompson. 622 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:10,896 Then you sing your Jack song. 623 00:37:10,929 --> 00:37:12,230 - And then you're off. - Yeah. 624 00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:14,866 George, the Minogue sisters are stuck together. 625 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,469 Hang on, Dannii! 626 00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:20,205 If I pull down and you pull sideways, it might work. 627 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,341 Kylie and Dannii were supposed to do a spot 628 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:24,376 with Elvis and introduce Dolly. 629 00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:25,977 Dolly, you buffer with Elvis. 630 00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:27,479 Remember, banter is your forte. 631 00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:30,081 No, no, I can't do that. I can't improvise. 632 00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:31,983 - Yes, you can. - I have to prepare. 633 00:37:32,017 --> 00:37:34,353 - Let's go. - What's... 634 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:36,655 You two, I'm gonna push you out. 635 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:38,857 There's gonna be a lot of people coming through here. 636 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:43,228 Thank you very much. 637 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,273 Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you very much. 638 00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:47,733 Who's wearing a wig now? Who's wearing a wig? 639 00:37:50,035 --> 00:37:52,203 Oh, Madonna, darlin', you look so pretty there. 640 00:37:52,237 --> 00:37:55,273 I'm just not so sure about your hair. 641 00:37:55,307 --> 00:37:57,676 You take it down, you'd be close to perfect. 642 00:37:57,709 --> 00:38:00,011 May I come down there and give you a kiss, ma'am? 643 00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:01,246 Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. 644 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,616 Improvise, Dolly. You've got this. You... 645 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:06,718 Damn straight I do. 646 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:14,460 Why, howdy, Elvis! 647 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:16,027 Ladies and gents, 648 00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:17,596 dollars and cents. 649 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:19,264 Hello, Dolly. Look at you. 650 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,700 Please do. I'd rather be looked at than overlooked. 651 00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,369 Mm-mm! 652 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,572 Madonna, don't listen to Elvis. 653 00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:28,974 I don't like to be like everybody else. 654 00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:31,076 That's the easiest thing in the world to do. 655 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,378 Love you, Dolly! 656 00:38:32,411 --> 00:38:33,779 But you ain't 657 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,747 the real deal now, are you, Dolly? 658 00:38:35,781 --> 00:38:38,149 Nothin' real about me, but my heart. 659 00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:41,487 I've seen you perform. I ain't so sure. 660 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,322 I've seen you perform too, Elvis. 661 00:38:44,356 --> 00:38:47,493 That's right. 662 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:50,295 All men come back for an encore and a standin' ovation, 663 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,330 but you weren't even standin'. 664 00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:54,676 Oh, thank you very much, Dolly. Thanks very much about that. 665 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,602 Miss Dolly Parton here. Thank you very much. 666 00:38:56,635 --> 00:38:59,405 Has he left the buildin' yet? I'm just kiddin'. 667 00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:01,507 Isn't he a sweetie, ladies and gentlemen? 668 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:03,942 Now, we've got a very special guest here tonight 669 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:07,312 and I've got a little song for my friend Jack. 670 00:39:10,516 --> 00:39:14,453 ♪ Play a song for me, Applejack, Applejack 671 00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:18,657 ♪ Play a song for me and I'll sing 672 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:22,861 ♪ Play a song for me, Applejack, Applejack 673 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:27,332 ♪ Play a song, Let your banjo ring... ♪ 674 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,935 Alright, the guest spot in Kenny's show, 675 00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:33,505 starting with five appearances at the Orchard Oriental. 676 00:39:33,539 --> 00:39:35,541 My cut is 35%. 677 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:36,775 - 20. - 30. 678 00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:38,176 Done, with a cut of the merch. 679 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,778 We don't have merch. But you know what? 680 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:41,022 Actually, that's a very good idea. 681 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:44,015 - Hm. - OK. What do you think? 682 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:46,618 Dolly says, "You'll never do a whole lot 683 00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:48,654 "unless you're brave enough to try." 684 00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:51,457 Alright, Dolly. Pack your bags. 685 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:53,859 Sunday, you're going to Hong Kong, baby. 686 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:55,226 Yes! 687 00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:01,066 - Hmm... - Watch the bar. 688 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,668 Watch the bar! 689 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:06,705 Are you gonna come out of the closet to Viv before you fly? 690 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,574 Franny, don't take the piss. 691 00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:10,175 I'm nervous enough as it is. 692 00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:12,043 Come on. This is one bed, one bath. 693 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:13,979 I am busting my arse right now! 694 00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,581 Old self is gone. 695 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:17,525 I've torn down the fibro, chucked out the asbestos 696 00:40:17,549 --> 00:40:19,485 and the new brick has gone up. 697 00:40:19,518 --> 00:40:21,086 I'm a better house 698 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:23,421 not ready to be appraised just yet. 699 00:40:23,455 --> 00:40:25,323 Hong Kong is a big deal! 700 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:27,192 They're gonna start paying me well. 701 00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:29,336 Yeah, that's what I'm saying! It's a professional job. 702 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,797 You can stop covering up. Viv will be proud. 703 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:36,267 Do you think she might be mildly proud? 704 00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:39,237 It's a great Mother's Day gift. 705 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,572 Mm. 706 00:40:41,707 --> 00:40:44,109 She does love her garden more than she loves me. 707 00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:46,011 That could be true. 708 00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,579 Yeah. 709 00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:50,482 - Ooh...! - Oh, Franny, don't. 710 00:41:01,259 --> 00:41:03,962 Well, I've got some news. 711 00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:06,765 Oh, here we go. Brace for it. 712 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:09,300 - I've got some news too. - Oh. 713 00:41:09,334 --> 00:41:11,269 - But you go first. Go on. - OK. 714 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:15,473 I sold one of my macrame thingies to a lady at work! 715 00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:17,475 Congrats, Ma. 716 00:41:17,509 --> 00:41:19,444 Is she blind? 717 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,513 Well... yes. 718 00:41:22,514 --> 00:41:25,116 And I've started online dating. 719 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:26,918 - Whoa. - Mm! 720 00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:28,654 It must be two decades since... 721 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:30,956 OK, Dad! Thanks. 722 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,991 Yes, I'm pretty proud of myself. 723 00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:34,726 Very modern of me. 724 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,663 Well, my news, also modern. 725 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:40,666 - Job. - Oh! Fabulous! 726 00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:42,500 Oh, I couldn't bear another embarrassing 727 00:41:42,534 --> 00:41:44,536 career song and dance. 728 00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:50,842 I'm a Dolly Parton impersonator. 729 00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:01,186 Oh! 730 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,624 OK, I mean, we all know how much you love her, 731 00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:08,026 but people are gonna pay to see you do that, are they? 732 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:09,494 Yes! 733 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,663 As much as people pay for your cock and ball thingos. 734 00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:16,367 I manage to be normal, thank you, darling, 735 00:42:16,401 --> 00:42:20,205 while you're off on some wild, sequinned goose chase 736 00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:22,207 that isn't gonna end well. 737 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,976 They're flying me to Hong Kong tonight for a gig 738 00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:27,979 with the world's best Kenny Rogers impersonator. 739 00:42:28,013 --> 00:42:30,716 And we're performing at this really posh hotel 740 00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:32,383 for a whole week! 741 00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:35,186 Much to your surprise, Mum, I'm not an idiot 742 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:37,388 and it will end well if it kills me. 743 00:42:37,422 --> 00:42:39,224 Dolly or dead! 744 00:42:41,526 --> 00:42:44,029 So... end of discussion. 745 00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:14,860 You're enough. 746 00:43:14,893 --> 00:43:16,928 This will probably be your last job 747 00:43:16,962 --> 00:43:18,864 and you'll never work again. 748 00:43:18,897 --> 00:43:20,331 You're enough. 749 00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:21,933 You're gonna be fine. 750 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:25,270 I'm farting too, constantly. 751 00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:27,605 - Must be the plane food. - What? 752 00:43:27,639 --> 00:43:30,075 - I said, "Starting!" - Oh, golly, gotta... gotta go. 753 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:32,077 I wish we had more time to prepare. 754 00:43:36,547 --> 00:43:39,617 ♪ Know when to fold 'em... ♪ 755 00:43:39,651 --> 00:43:42,220 ♪ Know when to walk away 756 00:43:42,253 --> 00:43:44,122 ♪ Know when to run 757 00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:46,858 ♪ You never count your money 758 00:43:46,892 --> 00:43:49,527 ♪ When you're sitting at the table 759 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,731 ♪ There'll be time enough for counting 760 00:43:52,764 --> 00:43:54,866 ♪ When the deal is done. ♪ 761 00:44:05,677 --> 00:44:07,245 Now, I gotta tell you, folks, 762 00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:11,750 this next song is one of my all-time favourites. 763 00:44:11,783 --> 00:44:13,384 He might be singing it by himself. 764 00:44:13,418 --> 00:44:15,178 - I know. Jesus! - I promised you a surprise. 765 00:44:17,622 --> 00:44:20,591 Oh, no, no, no. 766 00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:22,894 I'm such an idiot. 767 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:31,336 Far out. 768 00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:33,304 ♪ Baby, when I met you 769 00:44:33,338 --> 00:44:35,140 ♪ There was peace unknown... ♪ 770 00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:37,175 - There she is! That's... - Did I miss it? 771 00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:38,777 - What happened? - Oh, my God. 772 00:44:38,810 --> 00:44:40,178 - It's fine. - It's not fine! 773 00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:41,588 It's not. Where are your other wigs? 774 00:44:41,612 --> 00:44:43,324 - In my dressing room. - We don't have time... 775 00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:45,016 - Go. Go! - It's fine, it's fine. 776 00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:46,761 - I'm going on. - It's not fine. You look crazy. 777 00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:48,653 - Just get it together, OK? - OK. Yeah. 778 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:50,956 And remember to hold his hand. Be Dolly! 779 00:44:50,989 --> 00:44:55,193 ♪ You do something to me that I can't explain 780 00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:59,164 ♪ Hold me closer and I feel no pain 781 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:01,199 ♪ Every do-do-do... 782 00:45:01,232 --> 00:45:04,002 ♪ Do-do, do, do, do-do... ♪ 783 00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:05,670 ♪ Oh-oh 784 00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:10,375 ♪ Tender love is blind 785 00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:13,344 ♪ It requires a dedication... ♪ 786 00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:15,046 Smile and get it together. 787 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,815 This sexy man makes a girl speechless! 788 00:45:18,249 --> 00:45:21,286 ♪ We ride it together, ah-ha 789 00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:26,124 ♪ Making love with each other, ah-ha 790 00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:28,493 ♪ Islands in the stream 791 00:45:28,526 --> 00:45:30,695 ♪ That is what we are... ♪ 792 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,798 ♪ No-one in between 793 00:45:32,831 --> 00:45:34,565 ♪ How can we be wrong... ♪ 794 00:45:34,599 --> 00:45:36,067 A stream is a small body of water. 795 00:45:36,101 --> 00:45:37,235 Yeah, I know, but it's fine. 796 00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:38,970 There's no way an island fits in a stream. 797 00:45:39,004 --> 00:45:40,071 I know. 798 00:45:40,105 --> 00:45:44,810 ♪ And we rely on each other, ah-ha 799 00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:49,247 ♪ From one lover to another, ah-ha. ♪ 800 00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:59,757 Thank you very much. You have been a wonderful audience. 801 00:45:59,791 --> 00:46:01,326 Thank you very much! 802 00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:07,698 And thank you to the divine Dolly Parton. 803 00:46:07,732 --> 00:46:10,168 Well, thank you for havin' me, Kenny. 804 00:46:16,241 --> 00:46:18,743 Shall we sing it one more time? What do you say, folks? 805 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:20,846 Let's sing it one more time. 806 00:46:20,879 --> 00:46:23,414 Hey, Dolly, my little star, get... get back up here! 807 00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:26,017 - Come on! - Enunciate! 808 00:46:26,051 --> 00:46:27,685 - OK. - ♪ Islands in the stream... ♪ 809 00:46:27,718 --> 00:46:28,887 Oh, my God. 810 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,621 ♪ That is what we are... ♪ 811 00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:33,191 ♪ No-one in between 812 00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:35,726 ♪ How can we be wrong? 813 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,063 ♪ Sail away with me 814 00:46:38,096 --> 00:46:40,298 ♪ To another world 815 00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:45,070 ♪ And we rely on each other, ah-ha 816 00:46:45,103 --> 00:46:50,075 ♪ From one lover to another, ah-ha. ♪ 817 00:46:50,108 --> 00:46:54,112 I'm landin', covered in make-up, glitter on my face. 818 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:55,313 Glitter? 819 00:46:55,346 --> 00:46:57,048 And I hear... 820 00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:02,387 In walks Wilson 821 00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:05,323 and Mr Kenny Rogers himself 822 00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:07,959 and he says, 823 00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:10,595 "You do me better than I do me." 824 00:47:10,628 --> 00:47:12,630 Oh, I love that. 825 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:14,265 I love that! 826 00:47:14,299 --> 00:47:18,303 Then he goes, "World's best. 827 00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:20,605 "You keep the dream alive, boy." 828 00:47:20,638 --> 00:47:22,540 Ohh! 829 00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:27,445 - Mmm. - Mm-hm. 830 00:47:27,478 --> 00:47:29,948 Oh, his... 831 00:47:29,981 --> 00:47:33,484 his music touched me deeply when I was growin' up. 832 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:34,752 Mm-hm. 833 00:47:34,785 --> 00:47:36,854 And I look like him. 834 00:47:36,888 --> 00:47:39,624 - And he chose me. - Mm-hm. 835 00:47:39,657 --> 00:47:43,128 It's been my clear calling all of my life. 836 00:47:44,129 --> 00:47:47,298 Well, now he's gone, it's... it's just me. 837 00:47:47,332 --> 00:47:48,900 And, uh... 838 00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:53,038 Dolly. 839 00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:58,876 Oh, Dolly. 840 00:47:58,910 --> 00:48:00,611 Oh, Kenny. 841 00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:08,286 Get up. Get up. 842 00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:09,554 Oh! 843 00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:15,226 - Oh, Kenny... - Oh! 844 00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:16,827 Oh, Kenny! 845 00:48:17,762 --> 00:48:19,364 Oh, Kenny! 846 00:48:20,665 --> 00:48:22,333 - Oh! - Oh, Dolly. 847 00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:23,734 Oh, Dolly. 848 00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:25,336 Oh, Dolly! 849 00:48:25,370 --> 00:48:27,538 - OH, DOLLY! - OH, KENNY! 850 00:48:36,214 --> 00:48:37,582 Hm... 851 00:48:44,189 --> 00:48:45,590 Hmm. 852 00:49:02,373 --> 00:49:05,943 - I've got 'pwesents'! - Hey. 853 00:49:05,977 --> 00:49:07,712 I'm so sorry I didn't call, Franwa. 854 00:49:07,745 --> 00:49:10,915 It's just Hong Kong was just full-on, but it was amazing. 855 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,863 This Kenny Rogers impersonator is such a professional. 856 00:49:25,896 --> 00:49:28,466 - What's his name? - Um... 857 00:49:28,499 --> 00:49:31,036 coincidentally, it's Kenny. 858 00:49:31,069 --> 00:49:33,271 His name is Kenny? 859 00:49:37,108 --> 00:49:38,609 Did you two get it on? 860 00:49:41,512 --> 00:49:44,415 - Mmm. - Good for you, mate! 861 00:49:44,449 --> 00:49:47,152 At least one of us is getting laid. 862 00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:49,287 Bring him to Sunday roast so we can all judge him. 863 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,389 - Hmm. - I'm kidding. 864 00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:52,990 Let's not jump ahead, Franny. 865 00:49:53,024 --> 00:49:54,992 But he does bring out the best in me. 866 00:49:57,362 --> 00:49:59,797 If I were an impersonator, I'd want to be... 867 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,332 Who would you be? 868 00:50:02,367 --> 00:50:05,236 - Mm? - I'd be you. 869 00:50:05,270 --> 00:50:07,004 As if you could be me. 870 00:50:07,038 --> 00:50:08,339 Because I blink a lot 871 00:50:08,373 --> 00:50:10,075 because it's really intense living my life 872 00:50:10,108 --> 00:50:11,742 because I've got really full-on hair 873 00:50:11,776 --> 00:50:13,344 and it's really full-on and hard, 874 00:50:13,378 --> 00:50:14,845 but some people just fly to Hong Kong 875 00:50:14,879 --> 00:50:16,781 and then you just become the most perfect Dolly, 876 00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:18,183 the perfect Dolly. 877 00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:22,687 I'm actually making a career out of this. 878 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:25,456 Yeah, I know, but you can't just be 879 00:50:25,490 --> 00:50:27,692 a cardboard cut-out of an impersonator. 880 00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:29,127 I'm not. 881 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,928 I'm just saying you've gotta bring more to it 882 00:50:30,961 --> 00:50:33,798 than a blonde wig and a bra full of socks, right? 883 00:50:33,831 --> 00:50:35,700 Creatively, 884 00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:37,502 emotionally, socially. 885 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,137 I am bringing more! 886 00:50:50,748 --> 00:50:52,483 It's fibro walls. 887 00:50:52,517 --> 00:50:55,220 You should, um, start looking at rentals. 888 00:50:58,923 --> 00:51:01,058 Also, have you spoken to your mum yet? 889 00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:05,996 I'm wondering if I should "break up" with you or what? 890 00:51:06,030 --> 00:51:08,866 Um, yeah. Um... 891 00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:12,837 Tell her that I broke up with you because I couldn't... 892 00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:14,372 - commit. - Open up? 893 00:51:14,405 --> 00:51:16,040 Yeah, great. Perfect. 894 00:51:37,628 --> 00:51:39,564 It's an investment for my career, 895 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:40,931 so as I was saying, 896 00:51:40,965 --> 00:51:43,334 I just, uh... I don't want to be so flat. 897 00:51:43,368 --> 00:51:46,103 You know, I want to have shape, you know, big'uns. 898 00:51:46,137 --> 00:51:49,106 Take a seat. Doreen, is it? 899 00:51:50,074 --> 00:51:52,610 Uh, it's actually Raylene. 900 00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:55,580 This is the size I am willing to do for you. 901 00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:58,316 They will be beautiful. 902 00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:02,220 The size you're asking for you'd have to work up to 903 00:52:02,253 --> 00:52:06,056 with multiple surgeries over an extensive lifetime career. 904 00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:07,192 Oh. 905 00:52:07,225 --> 00:52:08,793 If you decide to go under the knife, 906 00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:11,462 do you want them under the breast muscle or over? 907 00:52:11,496 --> 00:52:13,063 Let me think. 908 00:52:13,097 --> 00:52:14,765 What did Dolly do? 909 00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:19,069 - Jolene? - Um, yeah? Oh, sorry, yes. 910 00:52:19,103 --> 00:52:21,439 Um, under the breast muscle. 911 00:52:26,311 --> 00:52:28,613 Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together 912 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,581 for the Copy Club's hottest duo, 913 00:52:30,615 --> 00:52:32,783 Kenny and Dolly! 914 00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:34,385 ♪ You've painted up your lips 915 00:52:34,419 --> 00:52:37,121 ♪ And rolled and curled your tinted hair... ♪ 916 00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:42,660 Yee-ha! 917 00:52:42,693 --> 00:52:47,598 ♪ Ruby, are you contemplating going out somewhere? 918 00:52:50,201 --> 00:52:52,237 ♪ The shadows on the wall tell me 919 00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:55,139 ♪ The sun is goin' down 920 00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:05,416 ♪ Oh, Ruby 921 00:53:05,450 --> 00:53:07,485 ♪ Don't take your love to town... ♪ 922 00:53:10,555 --> 00:53:12,490 ♪ It wasn't me that started 923 00:53:12,523 --> 00:53:15,226 ♪ That old crazy Asian war 924 00:53:17,495 --> 00:53:21,899 ♪ But I was proud to go and do my patriotic chore 925 00:53:24,835 --> 00:53:26,504 ♪ And, yes, it's true 926 00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:27,938 ♪ That I'm not the man 927 00:53:27,972 --> 00:53:29,640 ♪ I used to be... ♪ 928 00:53:33,744 --> 00:53:38,716 ♪ Oh, Ruby 929 00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:41,919 ♪ For Godsakes, turn around... ♪ 930 00:53:43,821 --> 00:53:46,056 OK, Kenny, if you could step out now. 931 00:53:46,090 --> 00:53:48,493 - Alright, baby. Over to you. - OK! 932 00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:54,732 ♪ Oh, Ruby 933 00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:57,034 ♪ For Godsakes, turn around. ♪ 934 00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:59,036 Get over here! 935 00:53:59,069 --> 00:54:01,672 Kenny, I cannot believe this house! 936 00:54:01,706 --> 00:54:04,008 We smash the rest of this tour, baby, 937 00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:06,010 Nashville will be calling. 938 00:54:06,944 --> 00:54:08,746 Mmm. 939 00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:10,047 So... 940 00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:12,883 your real name. 941 00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:14,752 You're coming undone here. 942 00:54:14,785 --> 00:54:16,253 - Oh, golly. - Here. 943 00:54:16,287 --> 00:54:17,922 No, you're right, you're right. 944 00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:23,060 Kenny, Dolly. 945 00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:27,532 I'm... I'm Kenny Rogers, officially deed polled and all. 946 00:54:27,565 --> 00:54:30,167 You prefer Dolly, I assume? 947 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,737 Like you have no idea. 948 00:54:35,139 --> 00:54:37,107 People think that I'm weird, 949 00:54:37,141 --> 00:54:39,910 that my behaviour is inappropriate or whatever, 950 00:54:39,944 --> 00:54:43,848 but being a mimic is not enough. 951 00:54:43,881 --> 00:54:46,717 It doesn't matter who you are or what industry you're in. 952 00:54:46,751 --> 00:54:49,286 You cannot be halfway in. 953 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,556 Yeah, you've gotta bring everythin'. 954 00:54:51,589 --> 00:54:54,792 Emotionally, creatively, socially. 955 00:54:54,825 --> 00:54:56,160 I get it. 956 00:54:57,962 --> 00:55:00,264 You're just blossomin'. 957 00:55:02,266 --> 00:55:05,636 Dolly would be really proud of you, Dolly. 958 00:55:06,937 --> 00:55:09,440 And we just fit, you and I. 959 00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:16,246 Still, here we are, 960 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:19,384 both of us lonely. 961 00:55:19,417 --> 00:55:23,688 ♪ Longing for shelter 962 00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:28,258 ♪ From all that we see 963 00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:31,829 ♪ Why should we worry 964 00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:35,600 ♪ No-one will care, girl 965 00:55:35,633 --> 00:55:38,803 ♪ Look at the stars now 966 00:55:38,836 --> 00:55:41,972 ♪ So far away 967 00:55:43,374 --> 00:55:46,243 ♪ We've got tonight 968 00:55:46,276 --> 00:55:49,914 ♪ Who needs tomorrow? 969 00:55:49,947 --> 00:55:53,518 ♪ We've got tonight, babe 970 00:55:53,551 --> 00:55:57,488 ♪ Why don't you stay? ♪ 971 00:56:23,347 --> 00:56:24,949 Okey-dokey. 972 00:56:24,982 --> 00:56:26,651 Five, six, seven, eight... 973 00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:28,052 OK. 974 00:56:28,085 --> 00:56:30,054 Well... Alright. 975 00:56:30,087 --> 00:56:32,623 You got your own room for your private gal time. 976 00:56:32,657 --> 00:56:34,124 Mm-hm. 977 00:56:34,158 --> 00:56:36,894 And don't worry. I'm not too far away. Just over there. 978 00:56:36,927 --> 00:56:40,565 Spare key set cut for front and back door 979 00:56:40,598 --> 00:56:42,399 just in case you get locked out. 980 00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:45,536 Huh! 981 00:56:45,570 --> 00:56:47,572 I guess we're doin' this. 982 00:56:47,605 --> 00:56:49,173 Home, sweet home! 983 00:56:53,277 --> 00:56:54,712 - Oh, baby. - Mmm! 984 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:01,351 ♪ Get ready for me, love, 'cause I'm a comer 985 00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:03,921 ♪ I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer 986 00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:07,391 ♪ Nobody, no, nobody 987 00:57:08,593 --> 00:57:11,896 ♪ Is gonna 988 00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:15,265 ♪ Rain on my 989 00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:23,007 ♪ Parade! ♪ 990 00:57:28,378 --> 00:57:29,614 Yeah! 991 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:35,419 I know. I know. 992 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:38,355 Ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome 993 00:57:38,388 --> 00:57:41,458 our newest master of ceremonies, 994 00:57:41,492 --> 00:57:44,962 the Empress of Country, 995 00:57:44,995 --> 00:57:46,797 Ms Dolly Parton! 996 00:57:50,901 --> 00:57:53,270 Thank you! 997 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,540 Welcome, my new friends. 998 00:57:55,573 --> 00:57:57,808 Oh, my golly, welcome! 999 00:57:57,842 --> 00:58:01,078 It is important to keep our homes open to everybody. 1000 00:58:01,111 --> 00:58:04,715 It doesn't matter what size, colour, shape you are. 1001 00:58:04,749 --> 00:58:07,985 You find out who you are and you do it on purpose. 1002 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:13,791 Ain't that right, Elvis? 1003 00:58:14,759 --> 00:58:16,160 Truth is like the sun. 1004 00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:18,896 You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. 1005 00:58:21,431 --> 00:58:24,835 Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! 1006 00:58:24,869 --> 00:58:28,272 Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! Dolly! 1007 00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:33,510 ♪ I just can't get you out of my head 1008 00:58:33,544 --> 00:58:38,148 ♪ Boy, your lovin' is all I think about 1009 00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:41,018 ♪ I just can't get you out of my head 1010 00:58:41,051 --> 00:58:45,656 ♪ Boy, it's more than I dare to think about 1011 00:58:45,690 --> 00:58:50,294 ♪ La, la, la La, la, la-la la 1012 00:58:50,327 --> 00:58:51,929 ♪ La, la, la... ♪ 1013 00:59:12,516 --> 00:59:14,919 That's Zhang, my new border. 1014 00:59:18,355 --> 00:59:20,224 I'm assuming you're worried about me 1015 00:59:20,257 --> 00:59:22,126 and you've come to apologise 1016 00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:24,528 for falling off the face of the earth. 1017 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:27,164 I'm fine. Lost weight. Mm. See? 1018 00:59:27,197 --> 00:59:29,399 I've come to give you some cash for the mortgage 1019 00:59:29,433 --> 00:59:32,136 and invite you to my gig, 1020 00:59:32,169 --> 00:59:34,905 which is at your favourite theatre, 1021 00:59:34,939 --> 00:59:36,874 Twin Palms. 1022 00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:40,544 Hmm. A step up from the school talent contest. 1023 00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:42,813 I'll come for a laugh. 1024 00:59:42,847 --> 00:59:45,716 No, Mum, don't come for a laugh. 1025 00:59:46,951 --> 00:59:48,385 It's serious! 1026 00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:51,455 I mean, they're talking Nashville and a US tour. 1027 00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:54,892 I can't win with you. 1028 01:00:04,234 --> 01:00:07,938 I was devastated to hear that you and Franny were a joke. 1029 01:00:08,906 --> 01:00:10,440 How cruel. 1030 01:00:54,518 --> 01:00:57,121 Alright! Alright! 1031 01:00:57,154 --> 01:00:58,622 It's her problem! 1032 01:01:01,692 --> 01:01:04,228 "Kenny in the Kimberley." Got a great ring to it. 1033 01:01:04,261 --> 01:01:05,996 How long till you're back? 1034 01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:09,399 It's only two weeks, baby, but... I'll miss you. 1035 01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:11,501 - Mm-hm. - I will. 1036 01:01:11,535 --> 01:01:13,303 At home, on stage, 1037 01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:15,873 backstage, everywhere. 1038 01:01:19,109 --> 01:01:20,745 I'll give you a call once I land. 1039 01:01:20,778 --> 01:01:22,179 OK. 1040 01:01:31,621 --> 01:01:35,659 My weapons of mass distraction. Hm. 1041 01:01:36,626 --> 01:01:37,661 Hmm! 1042 01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:41,698 Mm, let's do this. 1043 01:01:56,413 --> 01:01:57,915 Here we go. 1044 01:01:59,483 --> 01:02:01,651 Little sting. Little prick. 1045 01:02:07,024 --> 01:02:09,359 Everything's gonna be alright. 1046 01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:12,997 Yeah. 1047 01:02:26,777 --> 01:02:30,380 ♪ There are times when I should be strong 1048 01:02:30,414 --> 01:02:33,183 ♪ When I'm awfully weak 1049 01:02:33,217 --> 01:02:36,086 ♪ When the sudden blows of life 1050 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:39,156 ♪ Have brought me to my knees 1051 01:02:39,189 --> 01:02:42,159 ♪ Woman needs a helpin' hand 1052 01:02:42,192 --> 01:02:45,529 ♪ Needs someone to understand 1053 01:02:45,562 --> 01:02:49,867 ♪ Needs the man she loves to help her stand 1054 01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:54,604 ♪ So touch your woman, touch your woman 1055 01:02:54,638 --> 01:02:57,207 ♪ Everything's gonna be alright 1056 01:02:57,241 --> 01:03:00,710 ♪ Touch your woman, touch your woman 1057 01:03:00,744 --> 01:03:02,579 ♪ Let me know 1058 01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:08,452 ♪ Let me know everything's alright 1059 01:03:12,222 --> 01:03:15,459 ♪ And when the busy day is done 1060 01:03:15,492 --> 01:03:18,762 ♪ And you lay by my side 1061 01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:21,631 ♪ You know exactly what it takes 1062 01:03:21,665 --> 01:03:24,801 ♪ To keep me satisfied 1063 01:03:24,835 --> 01:03:27,771 ♪ You know exactly what I need 1064 01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:31,041 ♪ And I always go to sleep in peace 1065 01:03:31,075 --> 01:03:35,545 ♪ Thanking God that you belong to me 1066 01:03:35,579 --> 01:03:38,082 ♪ So touch your woman 1067 01:03:38,115 --> 01:03:40,317 ♪ Touch your woman 1068 01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:42,119 ♪ Let me know 1069 01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:47,858 ♪ Let me know everything's alright. ♪ 1070 01:03:58,268 --> 01:03:59,836 Hey, it's OK. 1071 01:03:59,870 --> 01:04:02,139 You're in recovery and this is normal. 1072 01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:05,509 Your body is naturally going into protective mode 1073 01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,587 and is rejecting the implants, which is absolutely... 1074 01:04:07,611 --> 01:04:09,246 - Normal. - ..normal. 1075 01:04:09,279 --> 01:04:11,081 Oh. 1076 01:04:11,115 --> 01:04:12,749 I'll go and get you some morphine. 1077 01:04:12,782 --> 01:04:14,151 OK. 1078 01:04:14,184 --> 01:04:17,587 Oh, and your next of kin is waiting for you outside. 1079 01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:19,656 Oh, shit. 1080 01:04:22,392 --> 01:04:25,529 Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Yes, yes! 1081 01:04:25,562 --> 01:04:29,733 Franwa, hello! 1082 01:04:30,834 --> 01:04:34,238 Do I look 'boobiful'? I can't say it! 1083 01:04:35,672 --> 01:04:37,474 Why are you so angry? 1084 01:04:38,408 --> 01:04:40,410 Everything's gonna be alright. 1085 01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:57,161 Cutting yourself to be beautiful 1086 01:04:57,194 --> 01:04:59,463 is unbelievable to me. 1087 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:00,830 It's fucking stupid! 1088 01:05:00,864 --> 01:05:02,699 Oh, why are you so jacked up 1089 01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:04,468 about what I do with my body anyway? 1090 01:05:04,501 --> 01:05:05,835 Because I'm your mate 1091 01:05:05,869 --> 01:05:07,704 trying to stop you from making dumb choices. 1092 01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:09,506 Well, I don't need saving. 1093 01:05:09,539 --> 01:05:11,575 I'm not trying to save you. 1094 01:05:11,608 --> 01:05:13,877 I'm trying to love you, you arsehole! 1095 01:05:17,347 --> 01:05:19,849 Ow. 1096 01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,555 If you hadn't had your head so far up your arse, 1097 01:05:25,589 --> 01:05:27,891 you'd know I've actually met someone. 1098 01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:42,706 ♪ If I should stay 1099 01:05:42,739 --> 01:05:47,344 ♪ I would only be in your way... ♪ 1100 01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:49,179 That's right, ladies and gentlemen. 1101 01:05:49,213 --> 01:05:51,848 I am back and I am better than ever! 1102 01:05:55,986 --> 01:05:58,922 I've always had big'uns, just not this big. 1103 01:05:59,889 --> 01:06:01,525 I used to be a little champagne glass 1104 01:06:01,558 --> 01:06:03,093 and now I'm a watermelon. 1105 01:06:03,127 --> 01:06:05,095 Whoo! 1106 01:06:05,129 --> 01:06:08,098 ♪ And I 1107 01:06:08,132 --> 01:06:13,637 ♪ Will always love you 1108 01:06:13,670 --> 01:06:18,542 ♪ I will always 1109 01:06:18,575 --> 01:06:22,646 ♪ Love you 1110 01:06:22,679 --> 01:06:26,550 ♪ I will always 1111 01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:31,521 ♪ Love you. ♪ 1112 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:36,526 Oh... 1113 01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:43,433 Who is the real Kenny? 1114 01:06:54,378 --> 01:06:56,446 Oh, where is this guy? 1115 01:07:00,450 --> 01:07:02,652 Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny! 1116 01:07:04,288 --> 01:07:05,822 You're part synthetic. 1117 01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:08,692 Well, I think that's probably true. 1118 01:07:08,725 --> 01:07:11,995 I think a part of what magic I may have 1119 01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:13,797 as far as my personality 1120 01:07:13,830 --> 01:07:15,799 is the fact that I look totally artificial 1121 01:07:15,832 --> 01:07:17,601 and I like to think that I'm totally real. 1122 01:07:18,835 --> 01:07:20,504 Do you see yourself as a sex symbol? 1123 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:22,172 I feel sexy. 1124 01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:25,542 I... I try to be, uh, sexy, I guess... 1125 01:07:25,575 --> 01:07:27,277 Is that my star man? 1126 01:07:27,311 --> 01:07:30,514 I got an early flight 'cause I missed my girl! 1127 01:07:31,515 --> 01:07:32,982 I got presents! 1128 01:07:33,016 --> 01:07:36,486 Whoo-hoo-hoo, girl! 1129 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:39,055 Yeah... girls! 1130 01:07:39,089 --> 01:07:41,691 I'm 100% committed. 1131 01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:44,027 - Hmm. - You wanna feel 'em? 1132 01:07:48,698 --> 01:07:51,101 Right? 1133 01:07:52,236 --> 01:07:53,737 Why'd you do that? 1134 01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:56,005 Because the other ones weren't working. 1135 01:07:58,442 --> 01:08:01,278 I hadn't noticed, but I'm a butt man, so... 1136 01:08:02,279 --> 01:08:03,780 Huh. 1137 01:08:04,781 --> 01:08:06,883 Well, these are real. 1138 01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:10,187 Sure thing, Doll. I hope they make you happy. 1139 01:08:12,856 --> 01:08:14,824 So... so, um... 1140 01:08:14,858 --> 01:08:17,961 Yeah, it's a little messy, but I'm gettin' to it. 1141 01:08:24,468 --> 01:08:26,102 Have, uh, you been... 1142 01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:29,273 you been going through my things? 1143 01:08:32,776 --> 01:08:35,179 Lookin' for what? 1144 01:08:35,212 --> 01:08:38,382 Your momma. Your friends. 1145 01:08:38,415 --> 01:08:40,284 More about the real you. 1146 01:08:40,317 --> 01:08:42,452 I... I am real. 1147 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:46,890 So how'd you get here? 1148 01:08:48,558 --> 01:08:50,560 Do you miss your old self? 1149 01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:55,732 Come on, now. 1150 01:08:56,933 --> 01:08:59,269 You can't just be a cardboard cut-out. 1151 01:08:59,303 --> 01:09:00,937 Well... 1152 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,176 Kenny Rogers, baby. 1153 01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:24,994 You OK? 1154 01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:30,066 Red, the Twin Palms Theatre has sold out. 1155 01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:31,968 - Mm. - Congratulations! 1156 01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:33,437 Oh... 1157 01:09:34,438 --> 01:09:36,773 Dolly's finally taken over, hey? 1158 01:09:36,806 --> 01:09:38,808 What does Kenny think of your new equipment? 1159 01:09:41,110 --> 01:09:43,146 He's a butt man. 1160 01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:45,849 But I didn't do it for him. I did it for myself. 1161 01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:52,155 You alright? 1162 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,190 Oh! 1163 01:09:54,224 --> 01:09:55,692 Night. 1164 01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:58,395 Oh. 1165 01:10:01,231 --> 01:10:03,300 Hey, Dolly. 1166 01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:05,835 So how's it been fillin' my shoes, 1167 01:10:05,869 --> 01:10:08,171 takin' my job, hm? 1168 01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:11,308 You think you're so fuckin' special. 1169 01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:12,509 Nothin' real about me... 1170 01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:14,478 - ..'cept my heart. - 'Cept my heart. Mm. 1171 01:10:18,915 --> 01:10:21,318 Those look real fake. 1172 01:10:21,351 --> 01:10:23,520 Your opinion means nothin' to me. 1173 01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:26,523 Well, then, you won't mind me reminding you 1174 01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:27,991 of who you really are. 1175 01:10:28,024 --> 01:10:30,860 I know what's under that wig... 1176 01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:34,298 Raylene. 1177 01:10:34,331 --> 01:10:36,032 Hey! 1178 01:10:36,065 --> 01:10:37,200 I... 1179 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:39,336 I... 1180 01:10:41,271 --> 01:10:43,373 It's so easy for you. 1181 01:10:46,510 --> 01:10:48,378 You have no idea. 1182 01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:55,752 It's not easy for any of us! 1183 01:11:22,446 --> 01:11:24,213 You're seriously red 1184 01:11:24,247 --> 01:11:26,182 and you have no titties. 1185 01:11:26,215 --> 01:11:28,117 It's nothin' personal, darlin', but, uh, 1186 01:11:28,151 --> 01:11:30,454 the truth is like the sun. 1187 01:11:30,487 --> 01:11:32,055 You can shut it out for a time, 1188 01:11:32,088 --> 01:11:34,190 but it ain't goin' away. 1189 01:11:34,223 --> 01:11:35,459 Oh! 1190 01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:56,913 Mmm! 1191 01:11:56,946 --> 01:11:59,048 Dolly, honey. 1192 01:11:59,082 --> 01:12:00,762 - Quit, quit, quit... - Shh, shh, shh, shh. 1193 01:12:02,118 --> 01:12:05,722 Baby, stop! Dolly, this is serious business, alright? 1194 01:12:05,755 --> 01:12:08,091 Now, I want to show you something, alright? 1195 01:12:20,303 --> 01:12:23,106 My daddy, he was in the army. 1196 01:12:23,139 --> 01:12:25,509 He made me shave it all off. 1197 01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:27,276 He was violent. 1198 01:12:29,546 --> 01:12:31,381 He was a real piece of work. 1199 01:12:33,316 --> 01:12:35,852 One of the saddest days of my childhood. 1200 01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:44,260 Just because you lost your fuzz 1201 01:12:44,293 --> 01:12:46,396 don't mean you ain't a peach. 1202 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,069 You're a good man, Kenny. 1203 01:12:55,472 --> 01:12:57,441 Hey. 1204 01:12:57,474 --> 01:12:58,975 You're a good man. 1205 01:13:03,547 --> 01:13:05,582 I wanna meet your mom. 1206 01:13:07,651 --> 01:13:09,853 Uh-huh. 1207 01:13:14,558 --> 01:13:16,092 Mm. 1208 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:21,698 - And, darling? - Mm? 1209 01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:23,933 Breasts? 1210 01:13:25,569 --> 01:13:28,204 Well, I get to choose what I do with my body 1211 01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:29,873 because it's mine. 1212 01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:31,541 If people have gotta look at you, 1213 01:13:31,575 --> 01:13:34,177 at least give them somethin' decent to look at. 1214 01:13:34,210 --> 01:13:35,879 Ain't that right, Zhang? 1215 01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,681 And what about you two? 1216 01:13:37,714 --> 01:13:40,484 - Francis introduced us. - Mm! 1217 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:50,393 Mm. 1218 01:13:52,295 --> 01:13:56,199 Viv... this chicken is delicious. 1219 01:13:56,232 --> 01:14:00,403 Oh, thank you... Kenny. 1220 01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:02,071 It's not too dry? 1221 01:14:02,105 --> 01:14:05,241 Oh! So tender. 1222 01:14:07,410 --> 01:14:08,578 I'll get it. 1223 01:14:08,612 --> 01:14:11,715 Thank you. 1224 01:14:12,916 --> 01:14:14,551 Hey, Zhang. 1225 01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:16,686 - Oh, darling, hello! - Hi! 1226 01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:19,055 - How are you? - Good to see you. 1227 01:14:19,088 --> 01:14:21,390 Red, this is Betty. 1228 01:14:21,424 --> 01:14:23,727 Oh, Dolly, Betty. 1229 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,294 It's so great you're finally here 1230 01:14:25,328 --> 01:14:26,730 and I get to meet you! 1231 01:14:26,763 --> 01:14:30,066 It's funny. I get 'Ruby' all the time. 1232 01:14:30,099 --> 01:14:31,868 So sorry we're late, Viv. 1233 01:14:31,901 --> 01:14:34,270 I'm Kenny, man. Nice to meet you. 1234 01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:35,672 - Hi. - Pleasure. 1235 01:14:37,406 --> 01:14:39,108 Thank you. 1236 01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:48,718 You can trump last time. 1237 01:14:50,286 --> 01:14:52,121 So what do you do? 1238 01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:54,490 I'm... I'm a lawyer. 1239 01:14:54,524 --> 01:14:56,960 Very serious job, not like yours. 1240 01:14:58,962 --> 01:15:01,931 Oh, I'm very proud of my girl. 1241 01:15:01,965 --> 01:15:03,567 She has worked hard. 1242 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:06,302 This little Dolly, she's dynamite. 1243 01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:09,105 The kid always had the spirit in her. 1244 01:15:09,138 --> 01:15:12,576 Nice one, Gramps. He's a wise guy. 1245 01:15:12,609 --> 01:15:16,279 Well, blessings don't come without difficulties. 1246 01:15:16,312 --> 01:15:17,847 Amen. 1247 01:15:20,216 --> 01:15:22,752 I'd love to see your garden, Viv. 1248 01:15:22,786 --> 01:15:25,421 Darling, of course! 1249 01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:28,958 I had let it go, but Lionel and Zhang and I 1250 01:15:28,992 --> 01:15:32,629 have been working very hard in the garden. 1251 01:15:32,662 --> 01:15:34,764 - Mm. Let's go. Let's go! - Let me get that. 1252 01:15:34,798 --> 01:15:37,000 - Come on! - Hm? OK, right now? 1253 01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:39,435 Oh, thank you. Aw! 1254 01:15:39,468 --> 01:15:41,337 - My pleasure. - Excuse me. 1255 01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:43,439 Come on, love. 1256 01:15:43,472 --> 01:15:45,675 Yours is a mashed potato! 1257 01:15:45,709 --> 01:15:46,943 Ahh! 1258 01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:49,412 Oh, it's good to see you, Red. 1259 01:15:50,580 --> 01:15:51,981 'Dwinks'! 1260 01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:10,667 Whee! 1261 01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:12,802 Whoo! 1262 01:16:12,836 --> 01:16:15,672 So what's the hardest case you've had? 1263 01:16:15,705 --> 01:16:20,376 Ooh, yeah, I had this one absolute... 1264 01:16:28,217 --> 01:16:30,319 You are out of your mind! 1265 01:16:30,353 --> 01:16:33,089 - Franny, Franny... - What are you doing? 1266 01:16:35,124 --> 01:16:38,427 Dolly Parton is about being the best version of yourself, 1267 01:16:38,461 --> 01:16:41,464 but to never take yourself too seriously. 1268 01:16:42,465 --> 01:16:44,600 You're living as someone else, 1269 01:16:44,634 --> 01:16:46,936 with someone else 1270 01:16:46,970 --> 01:16:49,005 who is also living as someone else! 1271 01:16:49,038 --> 01:16:51,374 Yeah, so? 1272 01:16:51,407 --> 01:16:53,509 That's the gig! 1273 01:16:53,542 --> 01:16:57,714 And life is working unbelievably better this way. 1274 01:16:57,747 --> 01:16:59,382 And he is who he is, 1275 01:16:59,415 --> 01:17:01,050 which is a version of someone else, 1276 01:17:01,084 --> 01:17:02,451 and you're you, which is you, 1277 01:17:02,485 --> 01:17:04,087 which I'm sure is a version of yourself 1278 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:06,055 and I'm sure probably someone else! 1279 01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:07,290 You're lost. 1280 01:17:07,323 --> 01:17:09,325 If you're busy being someone else... 1281 01:17:12,095 --> 01:17:14,497 who's busy being you? 1282 01:17:47,430 --> 01:17:49,799 What am I gonna do, Dolly? 1283 01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:55,338 It's OK to be nervous. Tomorrow's show is a big deal. 1284 01:17:55,371 --> 01:17:56,973 I don't know what's wrong with me! 1285 01:17:58,374 --> 01:18:00,343 The more unique you are as a person, 1286 01:18:00,376 --> 01:18:02,645 the harder it is to be someone else. 1287 01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,848 That's why Kenny does it so well. 1288 01:18:04,881 --> 01:18:08,484 He was just a blank canvas before. 1289 01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:10,353 He was a starter kit. 1290 01:18:11,554 --> 01:18:13,089 Being Kenny Rogers 1291 01:18:13,122 --> 01:18:16,659 gave him more than he ever would've had without it. 1292 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:18,627 Why did you stop being Neil Diamond 1293 01:18:18,661 --> 01:18:20,496 when you were so successful? 1294 01:18:21,898 --> 01:18:24,300 I was tired of ripping myself off... 1295 01:18:25,468 --> 01:18:28,805 ripping my wife off being someone else. 1296 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:33,743 The only applause I ever really needed was from her. 1297 01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:37,113 I realised that too late. 1298 01:18:37,146 --> 01:18:39,082 But who are you? 1299 01:18:41,384 --> 01:18:46,022 I mean, are... are you a copy, are you a copy-copy? 1300 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:48,624 You're still walking around like you're Neil Diamond. 1301 01:18:48,657 --> 01:18:50,994 You ever read about a frog who dreamed of being a king 1302 01:18:51,027 --> 01:18:52,695 and then became one? 1303 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:59,502 Except for the names and a few other places, 1304 01:18:59,535 --> 01:19:02,906 when you talk about me, the story's the same one. 1305 01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:08,077 ♪ But I got an emptiness deep inside 1306 01:19:08,111 --> 01:19:12,048 ♪ And I've tried, but it won't let me go 1307 01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:16,853 ♪ And I'm not a man who likes to swear 1308 01:19:16,886 --> 01:19:18,855 ♪ But I never cared for the sound 1309 01:19:18,888 --> 01:19:23,259 ♪ Of being alone 1310 01:19:23,292 --> 01:19:26,162 ♪ "I am," I said... ♪ 1311 01:19:28,697 --> 01:19:31,367 ♪ To no-one there 1312 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:37,206 ♪ And no-one heard at all 1313 01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:40,409 ♪ Not even the chair... ♪ 1314 01:19:41,644 --> 01:19:43,179 You got this, kid. 1315 01:19:43,212 --> 01:19:46,082 ♪ "I am," I cried 1316 01:19:48,818 --> 01:19:52,088 ♪ "I am," said I 1317 01:19:53,656 --> 01:19:55,691 ♪ And I am lost 1318 01:19:55,724 --> 01:20:00,496 ♪ And I can't even say why 1319 01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:06,069 ♪ "I am," I said 1320 01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:11,674 ♪ "I am," I cried 1321 01:20:13,676 --> 01:20:19,215 ♪ "I am!" ♪ 1322 01:20:25,955 --> 01:20:27,756 It's all a bit ridiculous. 1323 01:20:30,193 --> 01:20:33,262 You get your looks from me, though, obviously. 1324 01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:52,781 Hello, love. 1325 01:21:05,661 --> 01:21:07,964 Ladies and gentlemen, take your seats. 1326 01:21:07,997 --> 01:21:10,499 The show you've all been waiting for! 1327 01:21:27,383 --> 01:21:32,956 ♪ Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene 1328 01:21:32,989 --> 01:21:38,894 ♪ I'm begging of you please don't take my man 1329 01:21:38,928 --> 01:21:41,197 ♪ Jolene, Jolene 1330 01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:44,867 ♪ Jolene, Jolene 1331 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:50,206 ♪ Please don't take him just because you can 1332 01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:53,476 ♪ Your beauty is beyond compare 1333 01:21:53,509 --> 01:21:55,511 ♪ With flaming locks of auburn hair 1334 01:21:55,544 --> 01:22:01,317 ♪ With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green 1335 01:22:01,350 --> 01:22:03,852 ♪ Your smile is like a breath of spring 1336 01:22:03,886 --> 01:22:06,355 ♪ Your voice is soft like summer rain 1337 01:22:06,389 --> 01:22:10,559 ♪ And I cannot compete with you, Jolene... ♪ 1338 01:22:12,128 --> 01:22:13,729 ♪ In love forever 1339 01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:18,167 ♪ We can ride it together, ah-ha 1340 01:22:18,201 --> 01:22:22,271 ♪ Making love with each other, ah-ha 1341 01:22:22,305 --> 01:22:24,673 ♪ Islands in the stream 1342 01:22:24,707 --> 01:22:27,010 ♪ That is what we are 1343 01:22:27,043 --> 01:22:29,412 ♪ No-one in between 1344 01:22:29,445 --> 01:22:31,580 ♪ How can we be wrong? 1345 01:22:31,614 --> 01:22:33,849 ♪ Sail away with me 1346 01:22:33,882 --> 01:22:36,285 ♪ To another world 1347 01:22:36,319 --> 01:22:40,923 ♪ And we rely on each other, ah-ha 1348 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:45,394 ♪ From one lover to another, ah-ha... ♪ 1349 01:22:45,428 --> 01:22:48,964 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin', baby, I'm burnin' 1350 01:22:48,998 --> 01:22:52,635 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin', baby, I'm burnin' 1351 01:22:52,668 --> 01:22:56,139 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin' out of control 1352 01:22:56,172 --> 01:22:59,808 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin' body and soul 1353 01:22:59,842 --> 01:23:03,446 ♪ Hot as a pistol of flamin' desire 1354 01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:06,949 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin', you've got me on fire 1355 01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:10,719 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin' out of control 1356 01:23:10,753 --> 01:23:14,090 ♪ Baby, I'm burnin' body and soul 1357 01:23:14,123 --> 01:23:17,260 ♪ Body and soul, body and soul... ♪ 1358 01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:19,762 ♪ Body and soul... ♪ 1359 01:23:25,268 --> 01:23:28,304 Thank you, folks! Thank you very much! 1360 01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:29,938 Yee-ha! 1361 01:23:29,972 --> 01:23:32,241 Oh, wow! Wow! 1362 01:23:34,643 --> 01:23:37,180 I, um... 1363 01:23:37,213 --> 01:23:42,985 I... I usually keep my cards pretty close to my chest. 1364 01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:45,788 But tonight I got something to say. 1365 01:23:45,821 --> 01:23:48,924 I LOVE you, baby! 1366 01:23:50,459 --> 01:23:53,262 I love you, I love you, I love you! 1367 01:23:53,296 --> 01:23:55,831 - Kenny... - Heaven and earth. 1368 01:23:56,832 --> 01:23:59,235 Oh, no. 1369 01:24:04,507 --> 01:24:05,841 Marry me. 1370 01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:08,177 Oh, Kenny... 1371 01:24:08,211 --> 01:24:10,946 He's just foolin' around. Come on, baby. 1372 01:24:10,979 --> 01:24:12,648 Marry me, baby. This is it. 1373 01:24:12,681 --> 01:24:14,950 This is the way it's meant to be. 1374 01:24:14,983 --> 01:24:16,552 What do you say, folks? 1375 01:24:19,322 --> 01:24:20,823 It's definitely not a joke. 1376 01:24:20,856 --> 01:24:23,226 Well, he's never really been that funny. 1377 01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:26,095 I want all of you to share in this moment. 1378 01:24:27,596 --> 01:24:29,265 Babe, I love you. 1379 01:24:32,368 --> 01:24:34,803 Kenny, you're not in love with me. 1380 01:24:34,837 --> 01:24:36,705 I am. 1381 01:24:36,739 --> 01:24:38,407 Baby, I sure am. 1382 01:24:38,441 --> 01:24:40,309 Kenny, don't do this. 1383 01:24:42,010 --> 01:24:44,713 I thought that this was what you wanted. 1384 01:24:59,428 --> 01:25:01,197 I can't do this. 1385 01:25:03,632 --> 01:25:05,801 I'm not the girl you want, Kenny. 1386 01:25:07,470 --> 01:25:09,305 I'm not her. 1387 01:25:15,778 --> 01:25:19,582 But that silly-billy Dolly... 1388 01:25:21,717 --> 01:25:25,221 taught me all the things that you loved, that I pretended. 1389 01:25:33,996 --> 01:25:37,733 To have confidence in yourself. 1390 01:25:39,802 --> 01:25:42,471 And that bravery is vulnerability. 1391 01:25:43,906 --> 01:25:46,475 And to not put a value on yourself, 1392 01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:48,277 but value the things you love. 1393 01:25:48,311 --> 01:25:49,712 Oh, what... 1394 01:25:49,745 --> 01:25:51,280 Baby, what are you doin'? 1395 01:25:53,782 --> 01:25:55,884 Dolly's got some wisdom. 1396 01:25:55,918 --> 01:25:57,820 Dolly's got so much wisdom. 1397 01:25:57,853 --> 01:26:01,257 I haven't got any wisdom, but I do know 1398 01:26:01,290 --> 01:26:04,760 that I've got to learn to be all those things, but as me. 1399 01:26:06,094 --> 01:26:07,830 This is not an impulse reaction. 1400 01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:11,099 I'm stripteasing in a somewhat untidy fashion, 1401 01:26:11,133 --> 01:26:14,803 all in the name of saving myself... 1402 01:26:21,710 --> 01:26:23,779 and the skin that I'm in. 1403 01:26:30,118 --> 01:26:31,487 Oh! 1404 01:26:37,226 --> 01:26:42,365 ♪ It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it! ♪ 1405 01:26:45,568 --> 01:26:47,303 Eeee! 1406 01:26:56,211 --> 01:26:58,213 I love you, Mum. 1407 01:27:00,082 --> 01:27:02,651 I love you too, darling. 1408 01:27:05,321 --> 01:27:07,823 She's mine! 1409 01:27:13,262 --> 01:27:16,198 I propose and women drop their knickers! 1410 01:27:22,104 --> 01:27:24,307 You go back out there. That's for you. 1411 01:27:24,340 --> 01:27:26,642 It's OK. I don't need it. 1412 01:27:42,891 --> 01:27:44,560 Have a good night, folks. 1413 01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,408 Hm... Ohh! 1414 01:28:01,910 --> 01:28:03,679 Ohh. 1415 01:28:28,003 --> 01:28:29,472 Nice to see you. 1416 01:28:29,505 --> 01:28:32,408 Ain't you all glad that the king is back? 1417 01:28:39,247 --> 01:28:41,316 And later on today - and I'll say it again - 1418 01:28:41,350 --> 01:28:43,419 I want you to have a great day. 1419 01:28:43,452 --> 01:28:46,054 Later on today - and I'll say it again - 1420 01:28:46,088 --> 01:28:47,756 I want you to have a great day. 1421 01:28:47,790 --> 01:28:49,758 Kenny! Showtime! 1422 01:28:49,792 --> 01:28:51,494 Thanks, Tom. 1423 01:28:51,527 --> 01:28:55,230 Now, to the most outstanding valuer of the year. 1424 01:28:55,263 --> 01:28:58,233 I'm excited to announce the winner is... 1425 01:28:58,266 --> 01:28:59,468 Francis! 1426 01:28:59,502 --> 01:29:02,938 Whoo! 1427 01:29:02,971 --> 01:29:04,573 Whoo-hoo! 1428 01:29:04,607 --> 01:29:06,442 Good work, Francis! Good man! 1429 01:29:06,475 --> 01:29:08,110 Go, Francis! 1430 01:29:10,946 --> 01:29:13,916 Um, I'm terrified at public speaking 1431 01:29:13,949 --> 01:29:19,287 so I hoped wearing this would give me David Bowie guts 1432 01:29:19,321 --> 01:29:22,691 to get up here and say thank you. 1433 01:29:22,725 --> 01:29:24,527 So, um... 1434 01:29:26,662 --> 01:29:28,130 thank you. 1435 01:29:34,970 --> 01:29:36,639 Whoo! 1436 01:29:48,216 --> 01:29:49,852 I wasn't gonna miss it. 1437 01:29:52,187 --> 01:29:54,022 Awards are kind of stupid. 1438 01:29:55,591 --> 01:29:57,560 I'm really sorry, Franny. 1439 01:29:59,728 --> 01:30:01,497 You really pushed it. 1440 01:30:03,198 --> 01:30:05,668 - You pushed me. - I know. 1441 01:30:06,669 --> 01:30:08,036 I just wanted that feeling 1442 01:30:08,070 --> 01:30:10,473 that everyone else looks like they're having. 1443 01:30:10,506 --> 01:30:12,374 You know, that they're respected and... 1444 01:30:13,576 --> 01:30:15,110 you know. 1445 01:30:29,458 --> 01:30:32,260 What would the world do with two Dolly Partons? 1446 01:30:44,807 --> 01:30:46,609 Celebrate? 1447 01:30:53,248 --> 01:30:54,783 You know I'm doing a new thing. 1448 01:30:54,817 --> 01:30:56,184 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1449 01:30:56,218 --> 01:30:57,920 I think I've kind of found my audience. 1450 01:30:57,953 --> 01:30:59,755 - As yourself? - Yeah. 1451 01:30:59,788 --> 01:31:02,024 Everyone else is taken. 1452 01:31:02,057 --> 01:31:03,859 ♪ Come and see the real thing 1453 01:31:03,892 --> 01:31:07,429 ♪ Come and see the real thing, come and see 1454 01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:08,964 ♪ There's a meaning there 1455 01:31:08,997 --> 01:31:12,200 ♪ But the meaning there doesn't really mean a thing 1456 01:31:12,234 --> 01:31:15,638 ♪ Come and see the real thing, come and see the real... ♪ 1457 01:31:15,671 --> 01:31:19,241 My name is Red and I'm your teacher. 1458 01:31:19,274 --> 01:31:22,645 ♪ I am the real thing 1459 01:31:22,678 --> 01:31:24,913 ♪ Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, oo-mow-ma-mow-mow 1460 01:31:24,947 --> 01:31:27,616 ♪ Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, oo-mow-ma-mow-mow... 1461 01:31:27,650 --> 01:31:29,918 ♪ Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, mow-ma-mow-mow 1462 01:31:29,952 --> 01:31:32,821 ♪ Ma-mow-mow-ma-mow, ma-mow-mow-ma-mow! 1463 01:31:32,855 --> 01:31:35,758 ♪ Trying hard to understand 1464 01:31:35,791 --> 01:31:37,159 ♪ But really not 1465 01:31:37,192 --> 01:31:38,493 ♪ You're seeing me 1466 01:31:38,527 --> 01:31:41,129 ♪ Trying hard to understand 1467 01:31:41,163 --> 01:31:44,132 ♪ But really not, you're seeing me 1468 01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:46,935 ♪ There's a meaning there, but the meaning there 1469 01:31:46,969 --> 01:31:49,004 ♪ Doesn't really mean a thing 1470 01:31:49,037 --> 01:31:51,239 ♪ Come and see the real thing 1471 01:31:51,273 --> 01:31:55,844 ♪ Come and see the real thing, come and see 1472 01:31:55,878 --> 01:31:59,414 ♪ I am the real, real, thing, thing 1473 01:31:59,447 --> 01:32:01,750 ♪ Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, oo-mow-ma-mow-mow 1474 01:32:01,784 --> 01:32:04,519 ♪ Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, oo-mow-ma-mow-mow... 1475 01:32:04,553 --> 01:32:06,955 ♪ Oo-mow-ma-mow, ma-mow-mow-ma-mow 1476 01:32:06,989 --> 01:32:10,192 ♪ Ma-mow-mow-ma-mow, ma-mow-mow-ma-mow 1477 01:32:10,225 --> 01:32:15,263 ♪ I am not seeing you 1478 01:32:15,297 --> 01:32:20,535 ♪ I am not seeing you 1479 01:32:20,569 --> 01:32:25,808 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 1480 01:32:25,841 --> 01:32:29,912 ♪ Ohh 1481 01:32:31,580 --> 01:32:33,982 ♪ Trying hard to understand 1482 01:32:34,016 --> 01:32:36,852 ♪ But really not, you're seeing me 1483 01:32:36,885 --> 01:32:39,287 ♪ Trying hard to understand 1484 01:32:39,321 --> 01:32:42,057 ♪ But really not, you're seeing me 1485 01:32:42,090 --> 01:32:45,060 ♪ There's a meaning there, but the meaning there 1486 01:32:45,093 --> 01:32:47,495 ♪ Doesn't really mean a thing 1487 01:32:47,529 --> 01:32:49,064 ♪ Come and see the real thing 1488 01:32:49,097 --> 01:32:51,233 ♪ Come and see the real thing 1489 01:32:51,266 --> 01:32:53,736 ♪ Come and see 1490 01:32:53,769 --> 01:32:56,571 ♪ I am the real, real, thing, thing 1491 01:32:56,605 --> 01:32:59,808 ♪ Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, oo-mow-ma-mow-mow 1492 01:32:59,842 --> 01:33:02,410 ♪ Oo-mow-ma-mow-mow, oo-mow-ma-mow-mow... 1493 01:33:02,444 --> 01:33:04,579 ♪ Oo-mow-ma-mow, ma-mow-mow-ma-mow 1494 01:33:04,613 --> 01:33:08,116 ♪ Ma-mow-mow-ma-mow, ma-mow-mow-ma-mow! ♪ 104627