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(Mayor) And here he is,
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the big, green manof the hour himself.
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For today, true Believers,is We Heart Hulk Day.
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Well, that is,
We Love Hulk Day.
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Aw, Hulk all choked up.
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(laughs)
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(crowd gasps)
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Huh?
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Excellent grip, Hulk.
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That's another thing Super Hero City
heart about you.
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-(crowd cheers)
-Here is the key to the city.
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Yeah!
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(Mayor) And a place to hide it.
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Aw, Hulk so happy to have day.
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Yay me!
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And here's Bird
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with three story ice cream cone.
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Ooh, make ice cream taller, bird.
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Hulk love ice cream.
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Hulk also love smashing.
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And sunsets. And smashing.
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And kitty-cats. And smashing.
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And chickens. And...
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-Huh?
-Chickens?
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Now, all citizens of Super Hero City
will dress like chickens
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to honor Hulk.
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(gasps)
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Hulk never be sad again.
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(Dr. Doom laughing)
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(gasps)
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(all laugh)
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Hulk feel draft.
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(grunts)
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No laugh at Hulk. This Hulk day.
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(all laughing)
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Now Hulk mad.
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Now Hulk roar.
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(squeaky yodel)
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(crowd laughs louder)
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(roars)
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With this Infinity Gauntlet,
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I, Thanos, will rule the universe!
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All right Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!
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♪ When the bad guys are outAll you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along ♪
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♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierceThanos ends in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the skySilver Surfer by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
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(groans)
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(crowd laughing)
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(roaring)
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(snoring) Not baby.
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Not baby. (grumbling)
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There it is. The last hockey puck
in my perfect collection.
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Finally. Took forever,
but I'll never take it down.
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(Hulk roaring)
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Hey, keep it down
you big green fog horn.
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It's like living
next to an elephant seal sanctuary.
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(Hulk roaring)
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(ground trembles)
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No!
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(snorts)
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(growling)
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(Wolverine wailing) No! Why?
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(Hulk grunting)
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(Hulk roars)
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(Iron Man) Okay, got a fixon the rampaging Hulk.
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He's just west of Hogarth Street.
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That's the WOHO arts district, Iron Man.
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Where do we fire the missiles from?
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This is a "need-to-know" situation.
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Ah. Chilleth, mine furry brethren.
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Yon underclothed pal
be one of the good guys.
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Good guys? Oh, really, blondie?
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Well that's because
you're not the ex-owner
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of a limited edition set
of gold medal pucks
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from the Calgary Olympics.
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No, I'm a lord from another universe.
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-I'm not following you here.
-Oy.
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Check it out,
Hulk is smashing the city
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like all the other times,
he wasn't really trying.
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According to my instruments,
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that's either a low level sonic boom
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or high level snoring.
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Look, his eyes are closed.
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(Iron Man) Rapid eye movement,
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increased theta waves, drool.
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Yeah, he's asleep all right.
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Are you saying he's sleep walking?
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(grunting)
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-More like sleep smashing.
-Verily.
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Well we have to hit his snooze alarm
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before he destroys Super Hero City.
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(grunting)
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(snoring)
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(roars)
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(yawns)
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(snores)
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(whistle blows)
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(burps)
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Oh!
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(grunting)
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(bell chimes)
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-(crashing)
-(tires screech)
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(siren blaring)
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-Gichie-gichie goober.
-(mumbling)
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(sneezes)
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No!
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All better.
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I'm okay. Adamantium skeleton.
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(chuckles) Ow.
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(Thanos laughing)
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Mind stone. (laughs)
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Taking control of the Hulk
is a great change of pace
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from all the tedious chore
of conquering worlds.
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(laughs)
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-(Thanos crushing can)
-(can clatters on the floor)
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With my mind stone I can cause
unlimited destruction
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by controlling a person's,
or in this case, Hulk's dreams.
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I, Thanos, who fears nothing,
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except a certain children's
board game...
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will create anarchy
by using frightful nightmares
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as my ultimate weapon.
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(laughs)
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(burps)
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(Hulk roars)
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(yawns)
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(Falcon) Guys, look.
He's waking up. Huh?
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Hey, Squaddies smash without Hulk?
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No, you green goof,
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you did this.
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Oh!
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(Thanos) Oh, my reign of chaos
ends for now.
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But the Hulk will soon sleep again,
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and I'll have more time
for mayhem
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with my green-skinned
meat puppet. Ha!
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How are we going to pay
for the damage?
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Hulk sorry.
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(woman) Oh, Ben.
All my newest pieces of art, ruined.
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It'll take months
before I'm ready to show
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in a gallery again.
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Oh, hang in there, Alicia baby.
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Cause if I ever find out who did this...
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(Hulk grunts)
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(growls)
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Puddin' cup? (chuckles)
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Will youse excuse me
for just a momento?
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Hmm? Maybe get us some of that,
uh, flavored coffee you like?
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There's a little something
I gotta take care of. (chuckles)
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Nobody messes up my girl's
art show and gets away with it!
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Head's up you green faced goon.
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Cause it's clobberin' time!
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Hey, hey, hey.
What's the big thing, Thing?
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Oh, there ain't no problem.
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I just wanted to know if Greenie here
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knew what time it was.
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(grunts) Hulk have no watch.
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Big hand, little hand confusing.
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Then please allow me to enlighten ya.
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Oh!
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It's clobberin time!
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Huh? Okay, what are you doin'?
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Hmm. There too much fighting
in world, Talking Rock.
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Says you.
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(grunts)
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(pole bangs)
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Huh?
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Playin' it cool, eh?
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How about this?
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(Thing grunts)
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Ahh.
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Huh?
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Come again?
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If butterfly flap wing,
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do we feel its pain?
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Funny you should mention that
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-cause I was just talkin' the other...
-(yawns)
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(snoring)
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(Thanos) Boo-yah. (chuckles)
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Leave it to that lumbering gravel pit
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to put the Hulk under my control.
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A Hulk versus Thing battle-palooza
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is exactly what I need
to sow terror and destruction
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in all of Super Hero City.
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(Thanos laughing)
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Et Cetera.
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Hey, Thing, if I were you I'd duck!
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-Huh?
-(grunts)
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(screams)
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Mine super-nordic instincts
tell me something's sorely amiss.
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This could get ugly.
In fact with these two guys
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it's always ugly.
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Let's get the bystanders
out of the way.
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(siren blaring)
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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You think we could have
used that earlier?
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(all screaming)
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Huh?
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Ah, now you did it
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This is a rental!
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No way am I getting
my deposit back,
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so I'm takin' it outta your hide.
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(grunts)
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(snoring)
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(cries out)
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(both cry out)
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(Thing) I just had a pedicure!
Ahhh! Look what you've done!
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And kick, and punch, and smash.
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Good one, and we kick,
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we punch, and then we smash.
Uh, uh.
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(Thing screaming)
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Anyone got any bright ideas?
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I know of one who may be able to help us.
He's hard to reach, though.
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I don't care.
We have to talk with him now.
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Very well, brace thyself.
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Mayhap this might could
kinda hurt a bit.
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Wait, Thor, what do you mean?
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(both grunt)
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And now to close mine own eyes.
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Oh, that's good hammer.
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(groans)
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That was really stupid.
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Yeah, but effective.
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You and I, Thor?
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We have to work
on our communication skills.
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We have left the world of wakefulness.
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Tis here we can find our answers.
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So maybe whoever's in charge here
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will tell us who's giving
the Hulk those nightmares.
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Or maybe he'll just give us
nightmares, too.
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(Thor shudders)
What the cheese?
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'Tis my Father.
And his glaring countenance
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doth look-eth
not so happy to see me.
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You shall pay, Thunder Prince.
You shall pay!
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Ah!
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(laughing)
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Oh, boy.
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'Twas you who did break
mine favorite drinking goblet.
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And you shall pay in the fires
of eternal time-out.
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(Wolverine)
That's some serious tough love.
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Lo. Indeed, my hand did commit
the foul deed.
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Odin always said,
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"Don't play with your hammer
in the Great Hall."
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And yet I did.
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Surprise.
His discovering my guilt
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was one of my greatest nightmares.
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I would take thee over my knee,
Thunder Prince, had I a knee.
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A punishing head-butt must suffice.
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(grunts) Oh, I had that coming.
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(grunts) And that.
265
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:52,792
-(helmet bongs)
-Oh, no.
266
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:55,792
We'll all be forced to live
through our worst nightmares?
267
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:59,041
Only if you be foolish enough
to think of them in this place.
268
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,458
(grunts)
269
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,667
Oh, great.
Now, I can't think of anything else.
270
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,333
(stammering)
271
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,875
Whoa, my armor's revolting.
272
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:18,041
-Huh?
-Oh, no you don't.
273
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,917
(armor voice) Stop hitting yourself.
Stop hitting yourself.
274
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,792
(grunting)
275
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:27,041
Oh, no. My sideburns
have a mind of their own.
276
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:29,709
That's what I get for going
for the Asimov look.
277
00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:31,375
Oh, woe to us.
278
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:34,041
Trapped with our greatest fears. (grunts)
279
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:35,792
And a massive headache.
280
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:38,667
(grunting)
281
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:41,208
Wait a second,
these aren't our worst fears.
282
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,583
Ow. This isn't even
my fifteenth worst fear,
283
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:46,542
which is being chased
by small, hairless cats.
284
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:49,750
Knock it off dork-chops. (grunts)
285
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:52,166
This is even a close shave for me.
286
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,458
Did you see what I did there
287
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:55,709
with the "shave" double
meaning thing? (chuckles)
288
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:56,834
Anyone?
289
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:02,375
(laughing)
290
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:07,458
I was kidding. I'm a kidder.
291
00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:09,834
And I know why you're here.
292
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:13,166
The Hulk's nightmares
are no ordinary nightmares,
293
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,000
but given to him by Thanos
294
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:18,208
using the power of the Mind Stone.
295
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:20,083
Thanos? Not that jerk.
296
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:22,333
Can you aid us,
Lord of unsettling dreams
297
00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:24,542
about chocolate gophers
possessing the power of flight?
298
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:27,000
Uh, hello? Villain.
299
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:30,375
Why would I?
I mean, what's in it for moi ?
300
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:33,458
Ah, Mr. Plaid Jammies here can't help us.
301
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:36,792
He can't even keep Thanos
from musclin' in on his territory.
302
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:38,625
Can too.
303
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:40,709
Okay, perhaps I'm not happy
about some rookie
304
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,291
working my side of the street.
305
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,333
I, Nightmare,
306
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:47,834
master of... nightmares
307
00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:50,542
will help you for a price.
308
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:53,000
We don't make bargains
with lowlifes like...
309
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,250
Quiet, Wolverine, I'm bargaining.
310
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,000
We'll sign you up
for the Cheese of the Month Club
311
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,208
for an entire year.
312
00:16:57,291 --> 00:17:01,125
Verily. You won't know good
until you've savored their Gouda.
313
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:04,291
Or perhaps Emmentaler?
314
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,041
Done.
315
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,709
And being the master of nightmares
316
00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:12,125
I know Thanos' horrible secret,
317
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:15,125
the thing that he most fears
in the universe.
318
00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,625
Is it clowns? Gotta be clowns.
319
00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:19,291
Finding himself flailing blithely
320
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,959
in the midpoint of a chariot race
dressed only in tighty whiteys?
321
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,792
Much worse,
but that's an awful visual image.
322
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:28,208
You'll need to be inside the nightmare
when I manifest it.
323
00:17:28,291 --> 00:17:31,125
It'll be dangerous beyond belief.
324
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:34,375
Yeah, but it's just a dream, right?
325
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:37,000
Correction, it's a nightmare.
326
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:39,875
And if you die in this nightmare
327
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,667
you die in the real world.
328
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:46,125
Are you sure
you still want to go, heroes?
329
00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:49,709
(Iron Man) You bet. We need to stop
the destruction of Super Hero City
330
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:51,083
and help our friend.
331
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:53,583
Squaddies, time to Hero Up!
332
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,834
♪ When the bad guys are outAll you have to do is shout now ♪
333
00:17:56,917 --> 00:17:58,959
♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
334
00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:02,458
♪ They'll save the day again ♪
335
00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:05,542
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
336
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:09,542
(roaring)
337
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,709
(yawns) Oh, boy.
338
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:16,208
I'll just set the old
Infinity Gauntlet to "record"
339
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,500
and watch the rest of this later.
340
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:20,667
(yawning)
341
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:23,083
Anarchy and chaos, baby.
342
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,333
Good stuff.
(exhales and inhales)
343
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:27,417
Night-night, Than-Than.
344
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,667
(snoring)
345
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,792
Oh, look. Planet Earth.
346
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:35,125
How peaceful, majestic.
347
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:38,709
Nothing bad could ever
happen to it, could it?
348
00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:40,542
Psyche! Ha!
349
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:44,083
Take that, Earth face.
350
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,417
You want some more of this?
351
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,792
'Cause Thanos
has got a lot of more. Oh, yeah.
352
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,291
Oh!
353
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,542
Hello, Thanos.
354
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:57,875
What's this? Who are...?
Wait, wait, it can't be.
355
00:18:57,959 --> 00:19:01,625
Yes, it can.
You know and fear me, Thanos.
356
00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:04,542
Feel the power of Candy Cane Carl.
357
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,333
Ow! Ow! And more Ow!
358
00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:09,208
Leave me alone,
you sweet, sugary imp.
359
00:19:09,792 --> 00:19:12,375
What's the matter, bub?
Sugar shakes?
360
00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:16,000
-(laughing)
-Gingerbread Lad, too?
361
00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:18,208
But... but that means...
362
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,458
Yay. 'Tis I, Lemon Dandy
363
00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,458
the Lemon Drop Boy at your service.
364
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:25,166
Or should I say dis-service?
365
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,792
-(grunts)
-Ow!
366
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:29,250
You... you're...
You're all characters
367
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:32,083
from my most hated
of rainy-day board games.
368
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:34,875
-(all) Sugar World!
-(screams)
369
00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:36,959
And that's where we're going now.
370
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:42,667
No!
371
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:44,583
(groans)
372
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:48,834
So, you ready to play
a few million games of this?
373
00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:51,834
I am Thanos, destroyer of worlds,
374
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:53,750
and this will not...
375
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:57,750
Oh, no,
The Dark Chocolate Geyser!
376
00:19:57,834 --> 00:20:01,875
(screaming) Ouchie!
377
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,792
Trickery. I knew it. I knew it.
378
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:09,417
Uh-huh, and we can keep you
in this game forever.
379
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,500
Never. I'll simply wake up
in a few hours.
380
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:14,125
You're not the boss of me.
381
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,000
You don't have the power
to hold me here.
382
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:17,500
But I do.
383
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:21,041
In the Land of Nightmares
I am supreme.
384
00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:23,041
(Iron Man)
So what's it gonna be, Thanos?
385
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:26,458
You either drop the Hulk off
of the dream team permanently.
386
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:29,709
Or we spend a couple eons
playing Sugar World.
387
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:34,375
What ho, let roll the snickerdoodle dice
of your nightmares now.
388
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,208
Yeah, yeah. Whatev.
389
00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:39,375
You may win today, but somed...
390
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,375
That guy, always with the talkin'.
391
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:43,208
Good bye, heroes.
392
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:45,083
But don't think we're friends.
393
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:47,083
I'll be waiting.
394
00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:49,792
(cackling)
395
00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:56,000
-Hey, cut that out.
-(grunts)
396
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:59,291
Talking Rock want
to smash with Hulk?
397
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:00,875
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
398
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:04,166
Let's, uh, let's don't
and say we did, okay, pal?
399
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,917
Yikes! Oh, it's My Old Lady.
400
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,667
My Old Lady.
Greenie, do me a solid.
401
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,291
Make like you ain't here, huh?
402
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:13,125
(chuckles)
403
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:15,125
Ben, we really should get going.
404
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,208
The theater box office just opened.
405
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,417
Right, tootse. Uh, we don't
wanna be the couple
406
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,083
that comes in
halfway through the show.
407
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:22,583
I hate that.
408
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:24,291
(Scarlet Witch)
Finally woke up from your naps?
409
00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:26,208
(chuckles) You got it all wrong, Red.
410
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:28,333
We were on a mission in Sugar World.
411
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,792
Ah, I feel sweetly refreshed by it.
412
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,083
Don't you, "Candy Cane Carl"?
413
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,333
"Gingerbread Lad"?
414
00:21:35,417 --> 00:21:37,417
You betcha, "Lemon Dandy".
415
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,375
-(all laugh)
-Confectionery levity.
416
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:42,792
-(sighs)
-(squawking)
417
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,625
I don't wanna know
what that means either.
418
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:49,208
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Guess what,
Hulk's nightmares all gone now.
419
00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:50,542
Hey, that's great, Hulk.
420
00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:52,875
Now, we all can sleep
a little more peacefully.
421
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:54,834
(Thor) Yay, though the thought
of once again
422
00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:58,000
wearing that Lemon Dandy
costume doth intrigue me.
423
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,166
Oddly.
424
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:03,583
(theme music playing)
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