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(laughter)
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-(groans)
-(laughs)
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Now, that's comedy.
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Zeus, classic sky father.
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Oh, Gyros,
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deity of tasty things
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wrapped in pita bread.
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What brings you to Olympus,
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home of the Greek Pantheon?
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Oy, bad news, My King.
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Thor, Prince of Asgard,
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has been spending way
too much time on Earth.
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Oh, he's huge down there.
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He's even become bigger
than Hercules.
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Argh.
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Those other supreme beings
think they're so hoity-toity.
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What, with their fancy Viking hats
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and their steel
and their big fuzzy vests.
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Hercules!
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(loud crash sounds)
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(chuckles)
Oh, snap.
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Uh, good boy.
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See, Thor?
I want you to go to Earth
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and pound that high
and mighty thunder head
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into spanakopita.
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We'll show them
whose son is better.
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Opa!
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With this Infinity Gauntlet,
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I, Thanos, will rule the universe!
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All right, Squaddies,
time to hero up.
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♪ When the bad guys are out,all you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along,
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but they're alwaysfighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,Thanos ends in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the sky,Scarlet Witch by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammerhas thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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(groans)
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Odin, come right in.
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(strains)
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Alas, good sir, Mayor,
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Odin can not take
this meeting in person.
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My Asgardian schedule doth kill.
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'Tis this economy.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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Super Hero City invested in an island
in the South Pacific.
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Turned out the island was evil.
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The X-Men shot it into space.
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Now, the city's broke.
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Hath you some vulgar ploy
to make money?
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And how. I've got this nutty,
can't-miss idea for a theme park.
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Asgard Land.
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Huh? Huh?
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Mmm, not so much.
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What else hath you?
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An official Asgard comic book.
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Journey Into MysteryStarring The Mighty Odin.
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I'd be the writer.
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You? I didn't even know
you could read.
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Well, let me put it this way.
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If had written this episode,
we'd all be whole lot funnier.
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(Thor) This child-safe playground
be now open, so speaks Thor.
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Let all exhausted parents
abandon their children here
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where they can not be hurt
nor have any fun.
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Hold your applause.
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Come, be not shy, children.
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Nothing here is dangerous.
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(Man)
Nothing, say me.
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Uh...
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Whoa, didst thou get the license
of that chariot that hit me?
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Hercules, son of Zeus!
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Aah, where?
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You, you big oaf.
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That's right.
(laughs)
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I am Hercules, the lion of Olympus
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and one tough son
of a sky father.
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(sniffs)
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Whew, manly.
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Uncultured and disgusting.
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But if it's a fight thou wants
then it's a fight thou gets.
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'Tis about to get real serious, children.
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Best go home and watch cartoons.
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(laughs)
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Opa!
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Well, well, well, lookie here.
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The pompous snobs from Asgard.
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Oh, I say, yokels from Olympus,
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we Asgardians live not
in your trailer parks.
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Nice shot, Dad.
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Ha, this is you.
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(vocalizes)
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-(laughs)
-(gasps)
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(chuckles)
Good, Dad
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War! Asgard declares war
on Olympus!
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Uh, Father Odin, thou might
want to turn it down a notch.
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Not now!
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(both strain)
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No! Olympus declares war on Asgard!
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Hey, hey, don't fight here, guys.
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You'll demolish half the city.
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We can't afford it.
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Can't Asgard and Olympus solve problems
the old fashion way?
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A contest of champions?
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I say, a competition.
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By my leave, a grand idea.
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-(sighs)
-(laughs)
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Sif's overbite.
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So be it, a contest
to be held on Mount Olympus.
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A contest of champions.
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Boy, if I could sell tickets
to this fight,
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my city's money problems
would be over.
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Bing.
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(Mayor) Sue, when they wouldn't let me
into your wedding,
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-I didn't hold a grudge.
-(Sue) I know.
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When Johnny and Ben crashed
a Fantastic Car into my house,
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I didn't complain.
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You're right.
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When Reed knew my kid was a Skrull
and forget to tell me
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till after the Bat Mitzvah.
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I get it. I get it. I owe you.
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But the rules say, no one can take
pictures on Mount Olympus.
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Yeah, yeah, right.
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No one can be seen taking pictures.
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You know, an invisible person
can take all pictures they want.
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Or in this case, video.
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Live video so I can sell
the pay-per-view rights.
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Oh, Susan Storm Richards,
your city needs you.
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(sighs)
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Okay, Mr. Mayor.
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(Thor)
Ah, there. 'Tis well I pack light.
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Only the essentials.
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Hair products, hammer polish, GPS.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, is there any way
I can tag along?
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Nay, Reptil, my Jurassic friend.
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This be an unofficial mission.
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This battle be Thor's
and Thor's alone.
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Aah, Father.
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Wouldst thou maybe knock
before coming in?
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I merely come
to drop this off.
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Hachi-Machi.
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A new costume.
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Yeah!
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Yes, wear it proudly,
scion of Asgard
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and make your father
proud in turn.
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Now, hie thee to Olympus.
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Your destiny awaits, Thor.
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By Balder's sweet popcorn.
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Thor hast need
for a full-length mirror.
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(snickers)
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(Thor) Me thinks I should have sprung
for the roller bag.
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Mop the floor with them, Thor.
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Have a good trip.
Don't drink the water.
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Hulk don't understand.
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So long, friend Wolverine.
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Watch your back, bub.
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Ciao for the nonce, friends.
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Huzzah!
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Oh! Hulk forgot to ask big hammer
to bring back t-shirt.
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(chitters)
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(purrs)
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By Odin's extra crispy take-out.
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A red chicken!
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Uhh, Compsognathus.
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One of my smallest dinos.
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Reptil, my friend,
thou canst not be here.
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Olympians doth barbeque chickens.
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I won't be a chicken.
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Brave lad.
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Well, how about a couple of eggs
before you switch back?
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This was almost as bad
as flying coach.
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(Zeus) Thor and Hercules will compete
in the legendary five labors.
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(beeping)
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How insulting,
I'm working in television.
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You amuse me, Asgard clown.
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My place is on the victory stand,
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or perhaps somewhere
with a flagon of punch
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and several adoring chicks.
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Woo-hoo.
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Laten these proceedings no longer,
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ogre-necked and disturbingly
hairy lout.
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The Prince of Asgard will
put you in your place.
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The first challenge,
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defeat the Stymphalian birds.
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Ha, there be no challenge
in Stymphalian birds.
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Quick question.
What are Stymphalian birds?
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(chitters)
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(screeches)
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Hitchcock was right.
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(cries out)
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Dude, these birds
aren't even the big ones.
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(screeches)
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Farewell, Thor.
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(laughs)
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Oh, boy.
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By the eternal flame,
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I say thee nay
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(grunts)
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(screeches)
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(laughs)
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Mjolnir, let us end
this perilous affront.
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(cries out)
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(chuckles)
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One bird brained.
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Now, to defeat the others...
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Ones?
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Opa!
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(snickers)
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The winner of the first challenge,
the clearly superior Hercules.
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Ooh, ain't that kick in Pantheon.
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(sighs)
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And now the second challenge.
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Defeat the dreaded
eight-headed Hydra.
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The one who comes out of the cave
with the Hydra's head wins.
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Well, don't just
stand there flexing, go.
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Go!
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(blows landing)
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(cheers)
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(Odin)
Oh, go, Thor.
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'Tis done.
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One head of Hydra.
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Uh, Thor, that's not its head.
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It's not?
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I see, but there were
eight of them.
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-Ew.
-(gags)
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That was just gross.
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(Scarlet Witch) Thor's already lost
the first two competitions.
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If he loses one more event,
that'll be the best of five.
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And then Hercules will win
the contest.
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If you lose one more challenge,
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then Zeus...
I mean, Hercules will win.
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Do not let that happen, son of me.
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The glory of Asgard lives or dies
at thy hand.
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Man, pressure, huh?
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Verily, I told thee.
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So things haven't gone your way.
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You can still pull this off.
Come on, let me help.
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I can be your coach.
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Thou truly believeth I may triumph?
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Hey, do not question your coach!
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-Now, drop and give me 30.
-Easy.
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(chuckles)
Sorry, I got a little carried away there.
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Behold the third challenge.
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(sniffs, groans)
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What monstrous odor is this?
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(horse whinnies)
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(Zeus)
Clean the wretched Augean stables.
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(laughs)
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Aw, this challenge is a snap.
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I'll simply redirect the river.
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Uhh, sorry to tell you this,
but the river's dried up.
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00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:24,125
No river?
263
00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:26,458
Oh, why doesn't anybody
tell me these things?
264
00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:28,875
Hold still.
'Tis for your own good.
265
00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:30,083
(strains)
266
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,667
Powder. Clip.
267
00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:33,709
(gasps)
268
00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:37,792
Snap out of it, Thor.
269
00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:39,792
You're too worried about
what your dad thinks.
270
00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:42,917
You're right,
I am the Prince of Asgard
271
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,500
and the powers of thunder
are mine to command.
272
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:55,792
(horses whinny)
273
00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:02,250
Thor wins the challenge!
274
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,792
Scoreboard!
275
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:06,917
Yes.
276
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Yeah!
277
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:09,542
Nice.
278
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,709
And now the forth challenge.
279
00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:18,375
The obstacle course.
280
00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:24,333
(bell dings)
281
00:13:26,458 --> 00:13:27,625
(chuckles)
282
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:37,542
Yeah, welcome back, buddy.
283
00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:40,083
Come on, come on, Thor.
You got this!
284
00:13:42,709 --> 00:13:44,000
(strains)
285
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:45,333
Ooh, spoon.
286
00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:46,959
(strains)
287
00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:49,542
Oh, if I had some bacon,
I would be done.
288
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:58,208
(snarls)
289
00:13:58,291 --> 00:13:59,208
Ooh.
290
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:02,959
Come on, Thor. Come on.
291
00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:04,625
(cheering)
292
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:06,458
Hold that lead, Thunder bub.
293
00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:08,709
(cheers)
294
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:11,333
(both straining)
295
00:14:15,041 --> 00:14:15,875
(grunts)
296
00:14:15,959 --> 00:14:16,875
(gasps)
297
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:18,500
(strains)
298
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,166
(sack tears)
299
00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:24,875
Hey!
(pants)
300
00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:26,000
Huzzah!
301
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:28,417
(all) Go, Thor, go!
302
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,208
All right, yeah!
303
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:33,750
Woo-hoo!
304
00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:35,458
My son.
305
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:39,417
I have no son.
306
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,542
(thunder crashes)
307
00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:42,500
(laughs)
308
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,792
Hmm, what is he up to?
309
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:51,750
(Gyros) Oh, the contest is tied
and everyone will gather here
310
00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:53,959
for the fifth challenge.
311
00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:55,750
(laughs)
312
00:14:55,834 --> 00:14:59,750
The perfect place for Odin and Zeus
to meet their end.
313
00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:04,291
And with them gone,
Loki will reign supreme.
314
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:05,667
(laughs)
315
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,166
(camera beeps)
316
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,000
(grunts)
317
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:16,000
Isn't that right,
Invisible Woman?
318
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,500
(strains)
319
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,959
Isn't it past your bed time?
(chuckles)
320
00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:25,333
Mr. Mayor...
anyone who can hear this, it's...
321
00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:28,875
Loki is going to...
322
00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:32,500
Sue Richards of the Fantastic Four
is on Mount Olympus?
323
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,917
Did... Did she just say Loki?
324
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,417
Sue, what's going on?
325
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,208
(Sue snores)
326
00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:50,250
Cripes, somebody K.O.'d
the Invisible Woman.
327
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:52,000
With the video feed down,
328
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:54,875
there's no telling what else
is happening on Mount Olympus.
329
00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:57,750
Oh, there's a way.
Come on, Hulk.
330
00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:59,000
Let's go get you that t-shirt.
331
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,250
Goodie, goodie, goodie, goodie.
332
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:04,750
HERBIE, prep the new helicarrier
on open a dimensional rift.
333
00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,583
Everyone else, Hero up!
334
00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:09,834
♪ When the bad guys are out,
335
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:13,166
♪ All you have to do is shout now,who's gonna Hero up? ♪
336
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:16,083
♪ Well, they may not get along,but they're always fighting strong now ♪
337
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,500
♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪
338
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:23,458
♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
339
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:27,083
♪ They'll Hero up again ♪
340
00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:29,625
♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero up ♪
341
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:31,583
♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
342
00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:38,583
(Iron Man) Okay, Squaddies,
let's spread out and find Sue.
343
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:45,750
Oh, what, you come to gloat?
344
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:48,500
Save your breath.
I can still beat you.
345
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,542
Nay, nay, easy, easy.
346
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:55,250
Not to gloat.
You merely seem sullen.
347
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:58,750
Yeah, my father keeps
hassling me, bro.
348
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:01,750
Aye, mine as well.
Mine as well.
349
00:17:01,834 --> 00:17:04,041
'Tis our fathers
who want this more than us.
350
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:07,542
(vocalizes)
351
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,625
Zeus keeps trying to relive
his past glories through me.
352
00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:14,041
Like I want to be Zeus 2.0,
the sequel, you know?
353
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:17,458
Father's always get carried away
with this stuff. 'Tis true.
354
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:19,625
Don't let it get you down,
my hirsute brother.
355
00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:24,250
In the end, he's not Hercules.
Get ready. You are!
356
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,083
-Yeah.
-Be your own man.
357
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:29,083
Or in your case, be your own
half mortal, half mythic deity.
358
00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:32,750
-Huh?
-The fifth and final challenge,
359
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,417
the taming of Cerberus.
360
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:38,417
Aah, come, it doth be go time.
361
00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:45,291
Well, there's supposed
to be a three-headed dog there.
362
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:48,583
Gyros, what is the meaning of this?
363
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,625
I gave him away.
364
00:17:50,709 --> 00:17:53,959
He wasn't house trained
if you know what I mean?
365
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:55,917
Gyros? You don't get it.
366
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,041
There is no Greek deity of tasty things
wrapped in pita bread.
367
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:03,625
There is only the Trickster of Asgard.
368
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:04,667
(laughs)
369
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,667
Loki!
370
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:10,792
Oh, good, you're wearing
the hats I gave you.
371
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:13,166
-(both gasp)
-Zeus and Odin,
372
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:17,375
come together as one
and destroy your sons.
373
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:19,333
(laughs)
374
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:20,625
(both)
Father!
375
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:25,041
Odin and Zeus?
376
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,375
But together
they're too powerful.
377
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,709
Nay, everyone has a weak spot.
378
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:33,250
Odin and Zeus's weak spot
stands yonder.
379
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,250
Keep our all fathers busy.
380
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:36,709
Loki is mine.
381
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:38,875
Bring it on, brother.
382
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:41,709
-But your efforts will be all for not.
-(roars)
383
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,625
Do you hear me? Not!
384
00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:47,291
(laughs)
385
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:48,959
(yells)
386
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:54,333
You've lost, Thor.
387
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:58,583
Asgard and Olympus belong to me.
388
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,458
(laughs)
389
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:02,333
Not.
390
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:06,000
(strains)
391
00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,959
We do you not yield?
392
00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:11,667
Because Thor fighteth not for Thor.
393
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,458
Thor fights for Asgard.
394
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,000
Thor fights for Midgard.
395
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:18,333
And Thor fights for Odin.
396
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:21,208
(cries out)
397
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,041
Whoa!
398
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,709
(loud crash sounds)
399
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:34,125
Oh, about time they got here.
400
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:38,000
Hulk want t-shirt!
401
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,834
(grunts)
402
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:45,000
(Mr. Mayor)
Sue... Sue, are you there?
403
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,959
Mr. Mayor, I'm fine.
404
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:48,917
Why aren't you behind the camera?
405
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,834
We're missing all the action.
406
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:52,291
Brother...
(chuckles)
407
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:53,959
...how good to see you.
408
00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:56,041
This battle endeth here.
409
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,250
(laughs)
410
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:01,291
(grunts)
411
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,083
(groans)
412
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,166
(groans) Bye now.
(body thuds)
413
00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:16,917
Whoa, that be one bad headache.
414
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,041
You know, at some point,
415
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:25,291
we really should complete
the fifth challenge.
416
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:28,041
I say nay. No more challenges.
417
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:30,291
The contest is over and it's a tie.
418
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,458
Hercules and Thor are winners both.
419
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,792
Yeah, Hercules agrees.
420
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,917
Congratulation, Thor.
421
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,375
Could or sons have acted wisely?
422
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,166
(groans)
423
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:48,500
The good guys win again.
Enough said.
424
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,125
Hulk went to Mount Olympus
425
00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:57,625
and all Hulk got was this lousy t-shirt.
(chuckles)
426
00:20:57,709 --> 00:21:00,083
(Hercules)
Once more into battle, Thor-o.
427
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:04,709
No fathers, no witnesses, and no ties.
428
00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:07,959
Verily, this time we finish.
429
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,834
-Have at thee.
-(music plays)
430
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:12,000
Let's see who shreddeth the most.
431
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:13,875
Take it to the rainbow bridge.
432
00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:19,375
Odin, five golden cows on my boy.
433
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:21,542
Oh, let them be, Zeus.
434
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:27,250
Thor hath won a greater prize this day.
His father's respect.
435
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:31,500
Hmm, I suppose we should
settle this feud ourselves.
436
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:35,917
Aye, or we could go punish Loki?
437
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,709
I call first hits.
438
00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:40,250
(clears throat)
439
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,083
Oh, come on, Thor.
If you let me broadcast this,
440
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:45,792
I'll give you 40% of the profits.
441
00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:50,959
All right, 30%,
but that's my final offer.
442
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:54,583
(cries out)
443
00:21:54,667 --> 00:21:58,458
Okay, 20%. Take it or leave it.
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