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You, yeah. 15 00:01:33,299 --> 00:01:34,765 You look good. 16 00:01:34,832 --> 00:01:37,832 Understand we have a lot of sexual tension going on. 17 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:40,266 Being a sexual tractor beam's a burden. 18 00:01:40,332 --> 00:01:42,200 I find it difficult, too. 19 00:01:42,266 --> 00:01:43,498 Boom. 20 00:01:43,565 --> 00:01:46,000 Mm, mm, mm. I'm successful and sexy. 21 00:01:46,066 --> 00:01:48,066 [ Chuckles ] 22 00:01:48,133 --> 00:01:49,399 Oh, shit. 23 00:01:49,466 --> 00:01:51,299 Is it weird that I wanna kiss me? 24 00:01:51,366 --> 00:01:52,665 [ Smooching ] 25 00:01:52,732 --> 00:01:55,265 [ Clicks tongue, chuckles ] 26 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:57,899 Relax your tits, Uncle Ibbs. 27 00:01:57,966 --> 00:02:01,000 Quick snack break and I'll be right back to work, yeah? 28 00:02:01,066 --> 00:02:03,166 [ Crunching ] 29 00:02:06,832 --> 00:02:08,565 Tell me how this snack tastes... 30 00:02:08,631 --> 00:02:10,598 - Oh! - ...dick breath. 31 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,265 Oi, stop eating those "plantons" 32 00:02:16,332 --> 00:02:18,531 and get back to work. 33 00:02:18,598 --> 00:02:21,066 [ Mutters ] Smoking that ganja every night. 34 00:02:21,133 --> 00:02:22,966 It's "plantain." 35 00:02:23,033 --> 00:02:31,399 ♪♪ 36 00:02:31,466 --> 00:02:33,133 [ Door slams ] 37 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:37,432 ♪♪ 38 00:02:37,498 --> 00:02:40,765 [ Brakes squeal ] 39 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,966 Guys... 40 00:02:50,798 --> 00:02:53,299 Boys, this is the last time 41 00:02:53,366 --> 00:02:55,899 things will be the way they were 'cause... 42 00:02:55,966 --> 00:02:58,133 'cause I'm leaving the ICC. 43 00:02:58,199 --> 00:03:00,232 You need to find another manager 'cause I can't... 44 00:03:00,299 --> 00:03:01,765 [ Horn honking ] Shit! 45 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:04,133 [ Engine starts ] 46 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,366 [ Engine sputters, stops ] 47 00:03:09,432 --> 00:03:11,432 [ Engine starts ] 48 00:03:11,498 --> 00:03:20,798 ♪♪ 49 00:03:20,866 --> 00:03:22,332 Good job, Robert. 50 00:03:22,399 --> 00:03:24,765 When you assert yourself, respect is inevitable. 51 00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:26,933 Hey, come back! Hey! 52 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,133 Hey, where you going, Robert? 53 00:03:29,199 --> 00:03:32,399 Guys, guys, I'm just... 54 00:03:32,466 --> 00:03:33,899 Bruv! 55 00:03:33,966 --> 00:03:35,765 Bruv. 56 00:03:36,565 --> 00:03:37,799 Yeah. 57 00:03:37,866 --> 00:03:41,765 [ Both making random noises ] 58 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:43,665 [ Both laughing ] 59 00:03:43,732 --> 00:03:44,966 Ah, big Cappo. 60 00:03:45,033 --> 00:03:47,199 Man, like Two Tonne, you know? 61 00:03:47,265 --> 00:03:50,665 - You ready for tonight? - New year, prepped and rolled. 62 00:03:50,732 --> 00:03:52,899 Ohh. I'll bring my PlayStation. 63 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:56,000 I'll bring the porn. Tekken and titties, bruv. 64 00:03:56,066 --> 00:03:58,366 Can you even use DVD's on a PlayStation? 65 00:03:58,432 --> 00:04:00,100 Of course. 66 00:04:00,165 --> 00:04:01,399 I'll google that. 67 00:04:01,466 --> 00:04:03,366 - What's "goo-goo"? - Google. 68 00:04:03,432 --> 00:04:07,066 It's a search thing we use at university that kinda helps. 69 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,100 Never mind. 70 00:04:11,366 --> 00:04:13,132 Hey, Cap, listen. 71 00:04:13,866 --> 00:04:16,766 Look, you went uni, I'm still here. 72 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:19,933 I'm done stacking Pritt Sticks and PVA. 73 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,265 Like, I've found something we've gotta do, 74 00:04:22,332 --> 00:04:24,899 - and it ain't school. - What's wrong with school? 75 00:04:24,966 --> 00:04:27,199 Well, you're the only one who's still going, Cap. 76 00:04:27,265 --> 00:04:30,265 We're on pirate radio now. Yeah, we made it. 77 00:04:30,332 --> 00:04:31,966 Our demo was a classic. 78 00:04:32,033 --> 00:04:34,631 The three of us in one room got us on Freek FM. 79 00:04:34,698 --> 00:04:36,866 When we're together, it's just different. 80 00:04:36,933 --> 00:04:40,132 And while you been at uni, bro, we've blown up. 81 00:04:40,199 --> 00:04:43,099 The Ice Cold Crew ain't nothing without you, Cap. 82 00:04:43,165 --> 00:04:45,598 But look, you can still manage the ICC 83 00:04:45,665 --> 00:04:47,165 and do university. 84 00:04:47,232 --> 00:04:50,099 You can do both, bro. I know you can. 85 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:52,698 After radio come the raves, manager man. 86 00:04:52,766 --> 00:04:55,366 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 87 00:04:55,432 --> 00:04:58,799 Cap, time to step it up. 88 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:00,866 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 89 00:05:00,933 --> 00:05:03,899 So, you're gonna help us make it, right? 90 00:05:05,733 --> 00:05:08,531 Okay so I wanted to talk to you about 91 00:05:08,598 --> 00:05:10,799 About what, Caps? 92 00:05:10,866 --> 00:05:14,232 Okay, so, university has just been... 93 00:05:14,299 --> 00:05:16,366 it's been huge for me, and it's great to be back, but... 94 00:05:16,432 --> 00:05:18,099 But we haven't planned anything for the biggest 95 00:05:18,165 --> 00:05:20,000 - New Year's Eve ever. - That's not what I was gonna... 96 00:05:20,065 --> 00:05:21,866 You're right, it's the flippin millennium, 97 00:05:21,933 --> 00:05:23,399 We're the dickheads staying in. 98 00:05:23,466 --> 00:05:24,799 No. Wait, yeah. 99 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:27,099 I can't get stuck here like sticky Bill. 100 00:05:28,766 --> 00:05:31,132 Heard he's got a willy like a witch's finger. 101 00:05:31,199 --> 00:05:32,598 Mmm. 102 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,232 That can't be us. 103 00:05:34,299 --> 00:05:37,332 - No, wouldn't let that happen. - Y'alright. 104 00:05:37,399 --> 00:05:40,000 We're not stuck here, T... we're from here. 105 00:05:40,065 --> 00:05:41,833 Well, you left. 106 00:05:42,933 --> 00:05:45,366 And you're back now, so we need a real plan 107 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,232 for New Year's for the ICC. 108 00:05:47,299 --> 00:05:49,833 - [ Objects clattering ] - Oi. What're you doing? 109 00:05:49,899 --> 00:05:51,432 - Shit. Sorry. - Where's your pass? 110 00:05:51,498 --> 00:05:53,165 - I'm looking for your manager. - Wait. 111 00:05:53,232 --> 00:05:54,799 - Is that...? - I don't care who you're here 112 00:05:54,866 --> 00:05:56,531 to see, twinkle tits, alright? 113 00:05:56,598 --> 00:05:58,132 The unicorn. 114 00:05:58,199 --> 00:06:02,966 ♪ It's, it's, it's my desire ♪ 115 00:06:03,032 --> 00:06:05,366 - Are you gonna talk to her? - Mm? 116 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:08,000 She's at university now, T. If you don't make a move, 117 00:06:08,065 --> 00:06:10,099 she'll have a man by Easter break. 118 00:06:10,165 --> 00:06:11,666 You still like her? 119 00:06:11,733 --> 00:06:13,065 Cap, she's perfect. 120 00:06:13,132 --> 00:06:15,332 If she shit in my hand, I'd clap. 121 00:06:15,399 --> 00:06:17,099 - Bruv. - Yo, Terrell! 122 00:06:17,165 --> 00:06:20,565 Calvin! Hey, how are you doing? 123 00:06:20,632 --> 00:06:22,265 Ah, missed you, man. 124 00:06:22,332 --> 00:06:24,498 - Happy New Year, babe. - You good, Calvin? 125 00:06:24,565 --> 00:06:26,165 Sigiddy-sigiddy-Soph! 126 00:06:26,232 --> 00:06:27,866 [ Laughter ] 127 00:06:27,933 --> 00:06:29,498 - Y'alright, Sophie? - Yeah. 128 00:06:29,565 --> 00:06:31,065 - Yeah? - Mm. 129 00:06:31,132 --> 00:06:33,232 - Mm? - Mm. 130 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:35,766 So, you're home for New Year's? 131 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:37,999 I rented every Eddie Murphy movie from Blockbuster. 132 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,598 What, Prince Akeem on loop, yeah? 133 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,132 I'm a Jaffe Joffer girl. 134 00:06:41,199 --> 00:06:42,466 King shit only. 135 00:06:42,531 --> 00:06:44,032 - Ohh! - Oh, ah! 136 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:46,032 [ Both laugh ] 137 00:06:50,032 --> 00:06:52,099 So, you... you heard the show? 138 00:06:52,165 --> 00:06:54,933 Can't believe you lot are pirates now. 139 00:06:54,999 --> 00:06:57,799 You're getting really good. I hear you're famous. 140 00:06:57,866 --> 00:07:00,299 In like a 2-mile radius, yeah, they're famous. 141 00:07:00,366 --> 00:07:02,699 - We're famous. - What you lot doing later? 142 00:07:02,766 --> 00:07:04,299 It's the first New Year's we can actually 143 00:07:04,366 --> 00:07:06,733 - do something that's not shit. - Facts. Mm. 144 00:07:06,799 --> 00:07:08,032 No more under-18 raves. 145 00:07:08,099 --> 00:07:09,833 Yes, and if the world's gonna end, 146 00:07:09,899 --> 00:07:12,366 I might as well be dancing to E.Z. when it does. 147 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,432 [ Both laugh ] 148 00:07:14,498 --> 00:07:16,899 So, you lot going out, then? 149 00:07:16,965 --> 00:07:18,432 'Course. 150 00:07:18,498 --> 00:07:19,965 Yo, T, T, we need to talk about... 151 00:07:20,032 --> 00:07:23,265 - We need to be out tonight. - Oh, is it? 152 00:07:23,332 --> 00:07:24,632 Where we going, then? 153 00:07:24,699 --> 00:07:25,932 - The club. - Which club? 154 00:07:25,999 --> 00:07:27,566 - The big one. - Which big club? 155 00:07:27,632 --> 00:07:29,199 The big clubby club, man. Fucking hell. 156 00:07:29,265 --> 00:07:31,299 Ignore him, we're probably gonna chill out here... 157 00:07:31,366 --> 00:07:33,799 Meet me tonight and, uh... 158 00:07:33,866 --> 00:07:35,866 I'll get us in somewhere sick. 159 00:07:35,932 --> 00:07:39,498 And we can do the countdown together. 160 00:07:39,566 --> 00:07:41,866 You wanna be with me at midnight? 161 00:07:43,132 --> 00:07:45,632 So, where else would I wanna be? 162 00:07:48,766 --> 00:07:51,599 - Trust me? - T! 163 00:07:53,899 --> 00:07:55,999 - Text me where to be. - Mm, mm, mm, mm. 164 00:07:56,065 --> 00:07:58,799 - This is my new number, yeah? - Mm, mm, mm, mm. 165 00:07:58,866 --> 00:08:00,699 Oh, make sure you take it, too, Calvin. 166 00:08:00,766 --> 00:08:02,599 You know how mad phones can be, know what I mean? 167 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:04,965 - Mad, yeah. - Yeah. 168 00:08:06,999 --> 00:08:09,666 [ Both laugh ] 169 00:08:09,733 --> 00:08:12,733 So I'll see you tonight, then. 170 00:08:14,366 --> 00:08:17,833 ♪ It's my desire ♪ 171 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:21,232 Cap, I'm gonna make a sex on her. 172 00:08:23,065 --> 00:08:24,366 Mate, how? 173 00:08:24,432 --> 00:08:28,132 You got no money, no garms, and nowhere to go. 174 00:08:31,499 --> 00:08:35,032 ♪♪ 175 00:08:35,099 --> 00:08:37,965 Top-tier counterfeits, little man. 176 00:08:38,032 --> 00:08:40,833 - Sure. - Proper tier. 177 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:45,366 I swear Evisu ain't spelled like that. 178 00:08:45,432 --> 00:08:47,132 Since when you become the expert in German? 179 00:08:47,199 --> 00:08:48,999 Evisu ain't German. It's Japanese. 180 00:08:49,065 --> 00:08:51,299 - Same shit. - Or shit fakes. 181 00:08:51,366 --> 00:08:53,599 Shit? The only shit thing around here 182 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:56,833 - is your facial hair. - What? No, it's not. 183 00:08:58,566 --> 00:09:00,566 What's the matter with them two? 184 00:09:00,632 --> 00:09:01,932 You make 'em nervous. 185 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:03,965 That tracksuit makes me nervous. 186 00:09:04,032 --> 00:09:06,399 - Flippin' fire hazard. - What's wrong with this? 187 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:08,766 Oi, cat flap! 188 00:09:09,599 --> 00:09:11,265 I-It's Cappo. 189 00:09:11,332 --> 00:09:13,499 Cuppa what? Cuppa shit. 190 00:09:13,566 --> 00:09:14,799 [ Both laugh ] 191 00:09:14,865 --> 00:09:16,366 Make sure you get these two idiots 192 00:09:16,432 --> 00:09:17,865 over to my ting later, yeah? 193 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:20,299 Uncle Ibbs, we're going out out. 194 00:09:20,366 --> 00:09:21,898 Why, bredren? 195 00:09:21,965 --> 00:09:24,865 Come to my ting later, do some chattin', whatever. 196 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,165 - It's at the old place. - The people trafficking place? 197 00:09:27,232 --> 00:09:28,999 Yeah, that place. Don't tell your mum. 198 00:09:29,065 --> 00:09:30,733 - Oh, no. - You see sense, 199 00:09:30,799 --> 00:09:32,999 you know where to find me. 200 00:09:33,065 --> 00:09:40,599 ♪♪ 201 00:09:40,666 --> 00:09:42,366 Welcome home, manager man. 202 00:09:42,433 --> 00:09:45,332 Oi, I proper missed the custard cream, Cap. 203 00:09:45,399 --> 00:09:47,965 - Innit? - Made some tweaks. 204 00:09:48,032 --> 00:09:53,566 ♪♪ 205 00:09:53,632 --> 00:09:55,399 [ Chuckles ] 206 00:09:55,467 --> 00:10:00,766 ♪♪ 207 00:10:00,832 --> 00:10:03,165 - Wow! - Low it, T. 208 00:10:03,232 --> 00:10:05,065 - My mum wanted me to... - What, look like a chief? 209 00:10:05,132 --> 00:10:07,999 She had 'em done before I left. 210 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:10,400 She wanted to keep an eye on me. 211 00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:12,965 This is mad! 212 00:10:13,032 --> 00:10:14,666 Ay, choose me on the Monster Munch, T. 213 00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:16,733 - Why you so craven? - Hey, sharing is godly. 214 00:10:16,798 --> 00:10:18,433 God wants you to rest your gums. 215 00:10:18,499 --> 00:10:20,532 You two got good at bitching whilst I was gone, innit? 216 00:10:20,599 --> 00:10:21,832 Without you and the custard cream, 217 00:10:21,898 --> 00:10:23,499 we got good at the bus, bruv. 218 00:10:23,566 --> 00:10:25,400 And we got amazing at ducking DTI. 219 00:10:25,467 --> 00:10:27,965 - Mm-hmm. - Ducking who? 220 00:10:28,032 --> 00:10:30,765 - Dep... The Department... - Department... of Trade and... 221 00:10:30,832 --> 00:10:32,832 Department of Trade and Industry. Shut up, Kid. 222 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:34,699 They kicked off the doors at Heat FM. 223 00:10:34,765 --> 00:10:36,532 Everyone was in the cells for 48 hours. 224 00:10:36,599 --> 00:10:38,832 Yo, records, decks, rig, skeleton keys. 225 00:10:38,898 --> 00:10:41,699 - All confiscated. Mad. - Mad! 226 00:10:41,765 --> 00:10:44,467 Whatever it takes to get on the airwaves, Caps. 227 00:10:44,532 --> 00:10:49,765 ♪♪ 228 00:10:49,832 --> 00:10:51,499 Bet your mum knows my bars. 229 00:10:51,566 --> 00:10:53,232 My mum knows your bars? 230 00:10:53,299 --> 00:10:55,467 Everywhere we go, they know Ice Cold Crew. 231 00:10:55,532 --> 00:10:56,832 They know who we are now, Cap. 232 00:10:56,898 --> 00:10:59,765 - Is it? - Caps, it flippin' is. 233 00:10:59,832 --> 00:11:01,765 That's it for the bags, yeah? 234 00:11:01,832 --> 00:11:03,499 It's always me, innit? 235 00:11:03,566 --> 00:11:06,265 - Hey, hurry up, Cap! - Come on, bro! 236 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:10,467 ♪♪ 237 00:11:10,532 --> 00:11:14,898 ♪♪ 238 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:19,099 ♪♪ 239 00:11:19,165 --> 00:11:21,099 I missed us, man. 240 00:11:28,265 --> 00:11:30,265 - Too much? - A little. 241 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,265 I thought it was romantic. 242 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,165 See? 243 00:11:35,265 --> 00:11:37,499 [ Static, radio tuning ] 244 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:42,499 It's Freek FM, 101.8, down to the ICC. 245 00:11:42,566 --> 00:11:44,832 The Ice Cold Crew to the emcee... 246 00:11:44,898 --> 00:11:46,765 [ Continues indistinctly ] 247 00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:48,832 What's the plan for later, then, Caps? 248 00:11:48,898 --> 00:11:51,832 Plan? I didn't promise Sophie... you did. 249 00:11:51,898 --> 00:11:55,132 Fine, I'll just get us in somewhere, then. 250 00:11:55,199 --> 00:11:56,532 How? 251 00:11:56,599 --> 00:11:58,433 I dunno, bruv. I'll magic up something. 252 00:11:58,499 --> 00:12:01,032 - You an illusionist now, yeah? - Your mum's an illusionist. 253 00:12:01,099 --> 00:12:02,698 Bruv, I told you about the mum... 254 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:06,499 The ICC's here live on Freek FM North London. 255 00:12:06,566 --> 00:12:09,665 Text all your requests on the re... 256 00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:12,232 Kid. We're live. 257 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,665 You gonna be a part of this radio show or what? 258 00:12:14,732 --> 00:12:16,199 I'm peeling a satsuma. 259 00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:18,300 We're on air and you're fucking sucking citrus. 260 00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:19,665 [ Sucks teeth ] 261 00:12:19,732 --> 00:12:21,999 How we ever gonna end up playing... 262 00:12:24,065 --> 00:12:26,266 Yo, that's it. 263 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,467 Yo. Hey, man! 264 00:12:28,532 --> 00:12:30,199 Oh, shit! 265 00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:31,798 - Oh! - What? 266 00:12:31,865 --> 00:12:33,532 He's playing that game, the one your mum made us play 267 00:12:33,599 --> 00:12:35,065 at Christmas... uh, Shanaynays? 268 00:12:35,132 --> 00:12:36,765 - Charades. - Shanaynays, bro. 269 00:12:36,832 --> 00:12:38,832 Okay, it's a film, two words. 270 00:12:38,898 --> 00:12:40,367 First word... anal. 271 00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:44,032 Tonight, that's us. That poster, that's us. 272 00:12:44,099 --> 00:12:45,932 Tonight, we're going Twice As Nice 273 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,732 - at flippin' Club Colosseum. - You reckon. 274 00:12:47,798 --> 00:12:49,266 Yeah, we ain't' starting a new millennium 275 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,132 with porn, zoots, and a flippin' PlayStation. 276 00:12:51,199 --> 00:12:54,433 - Ooh, FIFA tournament. - Not tonight, Kid. 277 00:12:54,499 --> 00:12:56,400 Tonight, getting into that party 278 00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:58,165 is the only thing that matters. 279 00:12:58,233 --> 00:13:00,631 Caps, if you and your big brain can make it happen, 280 00:13:00,698 --> 00:13:02,132 I'll get Sophie. 281 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,698 If I get Sophie... 282 00:13:04,765 --> 00:13:07,300 I might touch a boob. 283 00:13:07,367 --> 00:13:09,333 Wow! Boob! 284 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,665 Anything could happen after that, I wouldn't care. 285 00:13:11,732 --> 00:13:15,698 But this isn't just any New Year, it's the New Year. 286 00:13:15,765 --> 00:13:18,099 Anyone who's anyone is gonna be there. 287 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,798 And I'm gonna be there. We're gonna be there! 288 00:13:21,832 --> 00:13:24,300 Look, whatever happens with Sophie, 289 00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:27,598 I'm starting the year 2000 at Twice As flippin' Nice 290 00:13:27,665 --> 00:13:29,798 with my best mates. 291 00:13:29,865 --> 00:13:31,999 You want the same thing, right? 292 00:13:33,965 --> 00:13:35,965 Look, I know you're not asking me, yeah, 293 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,999 but for what it's worth, I do. 294 00:13:38,065 --> 00:13:41,631 Yeah, I want things to be nice... twice. 295 00:13:41,698 --> 00:13:43,832 You do too, innit, Cap? 296 00:13:45,099 --> 00:13:46,865 Caps? 297 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,898 - I'm in. - Yes! Oh, yes! 298 00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:57,698 [ Shouting, laughing ] 299 00:13:57,765 --> 00:13:59,898 [ Sighs ] 300 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:03,400 So, what you so desperate to talk about, eh, Caps? 301 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,233 Ah, it can wait. 302 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:07,200 Priorities, T. 303 00:14:08,631 --> 00:14:11,732 Let's get these fucking tickets. 304 00:14:11,798 --> 00:14:14,132 - Yeah! - Yeah! 305 00:14:18,032 --> 00:14:20,166 [ Beeping ] 306 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,266 [ Engine revs ] 307 00:14:28,631 --> 00:14:31,932 - [ Engine shuts off ] - So, what's the plan, T? 308 00:14:31,999 --> 00:14:34,865 Well, I hadn't really thought past this bit. 309 00:14:34,932 --> 00:14:36,932 What, so we drove all this way just to be... 310 00:14:36,999 --> 00:14:39,698 Normally you're the man with the plan, not me. 311 00:14:39,765 --> 00:14:41,798 Look, it's probably the only place with tickets left. 312 00:14:41,865 --> 00:14:43,598 So, how we gonna buy them? 313 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,433 Buy 'em? 314 00:14:45,498 --> 00:14:47,498 Kid is gonna nick a set. 315 00:14:47,565 --> 00:14:50,099 - Is he? - Man like Kid. 316 00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:52,665 I heard that Kid isn't gonna do that. 317 00:14:54,865 --> 00:14:58,133 Wait, doesn't your ex work in there? 318 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:03,200 We don't really talk like that, so... nah... 319 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,032 Hey! 320 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,598 These are twisted Levi's, you chief! 321 00:15:07,665 --> 00:15:08,898 I saw you got those from Uncle Ibbs. 322 00:15:08,965 --> 00:15:10,400 Bruv, you got fake ones? 323 00:15:10,466 --> 00:15:11,932 Not you, Two Tonne. Not you. 324 00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:13,965 Look, these ain't no pirate jeans. 325 00:15:14,032 --> 00:15:20,233 Look, me and Kelly, we're not on the most amicable terms. 326 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:23,498 - What'd you do? - It's... it's complicated. 327 00:15:23,565 --> 00:15:25,698 What happened? 328 00:15:26,565 --> 00:15:28,200 Oh, fuck sakes. 329 00:15:28,266 --> 00:15:30,898 Yo, Two Tonne, if she pies you off, 330 00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:33,832 ask for Ronnie... probably feel sorry for you. 331 00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:35,698 - Was it that bad? - Worse. 332 00:15:35,765 --> 00:15:37,965 [ Door bell chimes ] 333 00:15:38,032 --> 00:15:45,432 ♪♪ 334 00:15:45,498 --> 00:15:53,066 ♪♪ 335 00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:55,233 [ Slurping ] 336 00:15:59,432 --> 00:16:02,999 Hey, Kel, h-how you been? 337 00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:05,498 [ Slurping ] 338 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,999 [ Slurping intensifies ] 339 00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:15,166 ♪♪ 340 00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:17,367 Well! 341 00:16:17,432 --> 00:16:19,698 It's good to see you, T. 342 00:16:19,765 --> 00:16:22,932 You're looking well, considering. 343 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,300 Yeah, yeah, I, uh... 344 00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:28,999 Considering you're in a coma. 345 00:16:29,066 --> 00:16:30,100 I-I got better? 346 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:32,233 You told me you were terminal. 347 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,898 - Surprise! [ Laughs ] - Six months. 348 00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:40,233 It's been six months since you dumped me so you could 349 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,598 go on holiday with your mates as a single man. 350 00:16:42,665 --> 00:16:44,367 Kelly, look, I didn't dump you. 351 00:16:44,432 --> 00:16:47,200 You're right, the doctor you pretended to be 352 00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:49,565 told me you were dying. 353 00:16:49,631 --> 00:16:54,432 ♪♪ 354 00:16:54,498 --> 00:16:56,266 Kels... 355 00:16:57,066 --> 00:17:01,631 I messed up, but I'm a pretty messed-up guy. 356 00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:04,333 But you were always there for me in ways 357 00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,965 I just wasn't grown enough to understand. 358 00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:11,066 Because, like... you're my fire, Kel. 359 00:17:11,732 --> 00:17:13,432 [ Chuckles ] 360 00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:15,166 The one desire. 361 00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:18,066 Believe when I say, 362 00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:21,133 I want it that way, but we're two worlds apart. 363 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,366 I can't reach to your heart when you say 364 00:17:23,432 --> 00:17:26,765 that I want it that way. Like tell me why, Kel. 365 00:17:26,832 --> 00:17:31,233 Ain't nothing but a heartache. Tell me why, Kel. 366 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,832 Ain't nothing but a mistake. Like, tell me why, Kel. 367 00:17:34,898 --> 00:17:40,033 I never wanna hear you say, like, that I want it that way. 368 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:45,166 ♪♪ 369 00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:46,531 Kel. 370 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:50,399 Wait... is that J.Lo? 371 00:17:50,466 --> 00:17:52,266 - Hm? - Nah. 372 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:55,200 That's those boys, the American ones. 373 00:17:55,266 --> 00:17:58,332 - The backdoor something. - Back-a-yard bush boys. 374 00:17:58,399 --> 00:17:59,933 - T? - Mm? 375 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 I know you didn't just try to explain yourself to me 376 00:18:02,066 --> 00:18:04,531 using the lyrics from "I Want It That Way" 377 00:18:04,598 --> 00:18:06,732 - by the Back-a-bush... - Backstreet Boys. 378 00:18:06,798 --> 00:18:08,765 Backstreet fucking Boys. 379 00:18:08,832 --> 00:18:10,498 The words chimed with me, you know what I mean. 380 00:18:10,565 --> 00:18:11,898 Terrell, I swear to God. 381 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,665 Whoa, whoa, wait, you don't happen to have 382 00:18:13,732 --> 00:18:16,266 like four tickets left for Twice As... 383 00:18:16,332 --> 00:18:17,865 Don't call me, don't text me. 384 00:18:17,933 --> 00:18:20,898 I never wanna see you again, pencil dick! 385 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,466 Look, why don't we just go Uncle Ibbs' thing, yeah? 386 00:18:24,531 --> 00:18:26,832 - It's gonna be... - Shut up, Kid. 387 00:18:30,466 --> 00:18:32,798 How about you just call Soph? 388 00:18:32,865 --> 00:18:35,798 Tell her you made a promise you can't keep. 389 00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:38,865 Can... Can we not, though? 390 00:18:38,933 --> 00:18:40,865 It's... I-I don't really like change. 391 00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:44,066 He's right, I can't mess up my chance with Sophie. 392 00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:46,200 She knows all the words to "Gangsta's Paradise." 393 00:18:46,265 --> 00:18:47,498 Bruh! 394 00:18:47,565 --> 00:18:49,133 She's one of the special ones. 395 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,665 So why change the plan? 396 00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:52,133 There's gotta be some snides about. 397 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,698 I can have a go on Microsoft Paint. 398 00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,265 I'm hard with the clip art. 399 00:18:55,332 --> 00:18:56,832 What, fake tickets, Kid? 400 00:18:56,899 --> 00:18:59,698 Who's stupid enough to make fake tick... 401 00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,299 What? 402 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:13,399 [ Door bangs, creaks ] 403 00:19:13,466 --> 00:19:15,232 Uncle Ibbs! 404 00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:19,399 - Aah! - Aah! 405 00:19:19,466 --> 00:19:21,698 [ Shouting indistinctly ] 406 00:19:21,765 --> 00:19:24,000 Oh! Thought you were the old bill. 407 00:19:24,066 --> 00:19:26,966 - Oh, God. - Don't tell your mum. 408 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,665 Tickets. 409 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,565 - We're after tickets. - For my party? 410 00:19:30,631 --> 00:19:31,899 - Nah. - Mnh-mnh. 411 00:19:31,966 --> 00:19:33,399 What tickets do you want, then? 412 00:19:33,466 --> 00:19:35,133 [ Groans ] Rewind, selecta! 413 00:19:35,199 --> 00:19:38,299 Can you sort Twice As Nice? Like knock-offs or something. 414 00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:41,066 - Like a printout, even. - You got no pubies yet, man. 415 00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:44,498 We're 18 now. We can finally go out for real. 416 00:19:44,565 --> 00:19:46,399 18? Since when? 417 00:19:46,466 --> 00:19:47,798 Since this year. 418 00:19:47,866 --> 00:19:49,598 - Grown. - Adults. 419 00:19:49,665 --> 00:19:51,665 Yeah, men, ah? [ Chuckles ] 420 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,665 Well, whatever happens, this year... 421 00:19:53,732 --> 00:19:55,299 [echoing] we're getting it. 422 00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:57,833 - Go home, boys. - You just let in dickheads. 423 00:19:57,899 --> 00:19:59,498 His Mosch ain't even real. 424 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,332 - Edges ain't even laid, bro. - Innit? 425 00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:02,698 Go home. 426 00:20:02,765 --> 00:20:04,299 Look, is there any way we can sort... 427 00:20:04,366 --> 00:20:06,100 This ain't no under-18 ting. 428 00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:08,199 - Come back when you're... - What? 429 00:20:08,265 --> 00:20:09,698 Fat? 430 00:20:09,765 --> 00:20:11,232 - You calling me... - Yes. 431 00:20:11,299 --> 00:20:12,866 I'm saying you're built like a double-decker bus. 432 00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:14,531 You are fat. You got hips, bruv. 433 00:20:14,598 --> 00:20:17,432 I wanna take you in there, I wanna slow dance with you. 434 00:20:17,498 --> 00:20:19,100 Ooh, you remind me of his mum. 435 00:20:19,165 --> 00:20:20,399 Don't come back... 436 00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:23,133 [echoing] till you're 18! 437 00:20:23,199 --> 00:20:26,066 We were kids then, but we're men now. 438 00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:29,833 [ Chuckles ] I remember New Year's when I was 18. 439 00:20:31,199 --> 00:20:34,033 Gyal dem. Ahh. 440 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,399 Batty crease. 441 00:20:36,466 --> 00:20:38,565 It was a movie. 442 00:20:38,631 --> 00:20:40,133 [ Laughs ] 443 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,833 [ Laughter echoing ] 444 00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:54,000 What's a movie without cock-porn, eh, T? 445 00:20:54,066 --> 00:20:55,466 What? 446 00:20:55,531 --> 00:20:57,299 What? 447 00:20:57,866 --> 00:20:59,698 - Popcorn. - I said "popcorn." 448 00:20:59,766 --> 00:21:01,066 - He said popcorn. - Yeah, popcorn. 449 00:21:01,132 --> 00:21:02,631 What's a movie without popcorn? 450 00:21:02,698 --> 00:21:04,598 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 451 00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:09,066 Alright, yeah, I'll make some calls. 452 00:21:09,132 --> 00:21:10,598 You'll do it? 453 00:21:10,665 --> 00:21:13,631 Four tickets, Twice As Nice, tonight? 454 00:21:14,598 --> 00:21:16,631 Yeah, bad man. 455 00:21:16,698 --> 00:21:18,665 I think that's a yes. 456 00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:22,466 - [ Laughs ] Yeah. - Yes! 457 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,799 [ Siren wailing in distance ] 458 00:21:25,866 --> 00:21:28,165 Ah, he's taking the piss now. 459 00:21:31,766 --> 00:21:34,099 - It's been about 40 minutes. - Yeah. 460 00:21:34,165 --> 00:21:36,598 You think we should call him? 461 00:21:36,665 --> 00:21:38,799 He'll call. 462 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:43,299 - Kid, I think we should... - I'm playing Snake. 463 00:21:43,366 --> 00:21:46,000 [ Game beeps ] Rude. 464 00:21:46,933 --> 00:21:48,766 - Cap, I swear... - Chill, please. 465 00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,531 [ Beeping continues ] 466 00:21:50,598 --> 00:21:53,000 Oh. Hello. 467 00:21:53,065 --> 00:21:54,531 Yeah. 468 00:21:54,598 --> 00:21:56,833 Yeah, yeah. I'm with them now, yeah. 469 00:21:57,799 --> 00:22:00,000 What, the ugly one or the one with the big head? 470 00:22:00,065 --> 00:22:03,033 [ Laughs ] No, no, you can't say that. 471 00:22:03,099 --> 00:22:06,165 Okay, I'll let them know. I'll let them know now. 472 00:22:06,232 --> 00:22:07,733 Okay, bye. 473 00:22:07,799 --> 00:22:12,665 [ Beeping continues ] 474 00:22:12,733 --> 00:22:14,899 - Kid. - You're right, 475 00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:16,631 We should've got more chips. 476 00:22:16,699 --> 00:22:18,666 - I swear to God, Kid! - No, no, no! 477 00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:20,065 - Kid. - Listen, if I don't play 478 00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:22,232 - with her, she'll be sad. - Has he text back? 479 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,666 - Kid, how long's he gonna be? - Listen, Uncle Ibrahim said 480 00:22:24,733 --> 00:22:26,299 he's always late, yeah? He'll have tickets. 481 00:22:26,366 --> 00:22:28,833 - Real ones. - Real ones? From your uncle? 482 00:22:28,899 --> 00:22:31,199 Yo, Kid, look, just tell us what he said to you. 483 00:22:31,265 --> 00:22:32,933 Can we just call him? I'm gonna call him. 484 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,666 Look, my uncle called my brother, yeah? 485 00:22:34,733 --> 00:22:35,966 He called a guy who owes him one. 486 00:22:36,032 --> 00:22:37,631 The guy who owes him one has tickets. 487 00:22:37,699 --> 00:22:39,531 Those tickets are now ours, yeah? 488 00:22:39,598 --> 00:22:41,531 Ours, bruv. You need to Radox relax. 489 00:22:41,598 --> 00:22:43,132 - Oh my... I swear to God... - Oi, Cap. 490 00:22:43,199 --> 00:22:44,833 You know they do bar snacks at Camden Palace now? 491 00:22:44,899 --> 00:22:46,733 - What? - Camden Palace. Bar snacks. 492 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,199 I prefer the olives at Leisure Lounge, though. 493 00:22:48,265 --> 00:22:50,366 My bar snack league table goes Eros, The End, 494 00:22:50,432 --> 00:22:51,666 Destiny's, Area, Hanover Grand... 495 00:22:51,733 --> 00:22:53,000 - Kid. - Still going. 496 00:22:53,065 --> 00:22:54,899 Gas Club, Brixton Mass, Ezekiel's, 497 00:22:54,966 --> 00:22:56,466 Hollywood's, Orleans. 498 00:22:56,531 --> 00:22:58,366 The one went to with your mum, two weeks ago I think. 499 00:22:58,432 --> 00:23:01,132 Kid, who still has tickets for New Year's Eve 500 00:23:01,199 --> 00:23:02,598 on New Year's Eve? 501 00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:04,933 My brother's mate. I swear I just said. 502 00:23:04,999 --> 00:23:08,699 - W-w-w-which mate? - Err... Mega? Megan? 503 00:23:08,766 --> 00:23:10,432 Might have been Marvin. 504 00:23:10,498 --> 00:23:12,265 Ah... 505 00:23:12,332 --> 00:23:14,966 - M-M-M-Megaman? - Oh, yeah, that's the one. 506 00:23:16,531 --> 00:23:18,466 Well, you're welcome. 507 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,232 - W-What? - I never tell you 508 00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:21,866 what happened to T when he went south? 509 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:24,599 South? You went to South London? 510 00:23:24,666 --> 00:23:31,899 ♪♪ 511 00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:38,733 ♪♪ 512 00:23:38,799 --> 00:23:40,833 - Mega! - Yo, what we say? 513 00:23:40,899 --> 00:23:42,833 I get love in South London, Kid. 514 00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:44,132 Alright, darling? 515 00:23:44,199 --> 00:23:47,766 Whenever I'm there, yo, I'm VIP. 516 00:23:50,099 --> 00:23:52,199 Oh, shit! Bruh! 517 00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:55,132 [ Dance music playing ] 518 00:23:55,199 --> 00:23:59,165 Well, you know me. I'll do mad tings. 519 00:24:00,432 --> 00:24:02,666 I'm like [indistinct]. 520 00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:05,099 Dem gyal, they just can't leave me alone! 521 00:24:05,165 --> 00:24:09,199 [ Deejay shouting ] 522 00:24:09,265 --> 00:24:12,799 [ Crowd booing ] 523 00:24:12,866 --> 00:24:14,399 [ Music stops ] 524 00:24:14,466 --> 00:24:16,232 Megaman, I see you. 525 00:24:17,065 --> 00:24:19,065 Emcee was bigging me up, bruv. 526 00:24:20,032 --> 00:24:22,899 Game recognize game, know what I'm saying? 527 00:24:22,965 --> 00:24:26,531 So I'm popping bottles, yeah, lit my zoot. 528 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,766 [ Deejay talking indistinctly ] 529 00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:31,498 And Mega just wouldn't leave me alone. 530 00:24:32,632 --> 00:24:35,366 So I was like, "Let's just vibe, Mega." 531 00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,199 Yeah, big man T! 532 00:24:37,265 --> 00:24:40,965 I wanna see you shake it, shake it, see you get low. 533 00:24:43,666 --> 00:24:45,898 Bro, everyone was acting like fans. 534 00:24:45,965 --> 00:24:48,498 But me, well, I was playing it cool. 535 00:24:48,566 --> 00:24:50,498 ♪ My lyrical word ♪ 536 00:24:50,566 --> 00:24:52,099 ♪ Oh, no, that's the word ♪ 537 00:24:52,165 --> 00:24:54,132 ♪ Oh, no, that's the word ♪ 538 00:24:54,199 --> 00:24:55,999 Then it happened. 539 00:24:57,466 --> 00:24:59,132 ♪ Oh, no, that's the word ♪ 540 00:24:59,199 --> 00:25:01,566 - [ Gasps ] - ♪ Oh, no, that's the word ♪ 541 00:25:01,632 --> 00:25:04,165 ♪ Romeo's in the premises ♪ 542 00:25:04,232 --> 00:25:05,599 Mega! 543 00:25:05,666 --> 00:25:07,799 Energy, energy, big man. 544 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:11,766 Energy crew, energy, energy. 545 00:25:12,065 --> 00:25:13,833 ♪ And if you wanna boo this ♪ 546 00:25:13,898 --> 00:25:16,165 ♪ Gonna make you jump up, move ya feet to this ♪ 547 00:25:16,232 --> 00:25:18,332 Hey, Megaman on fire. 548 00:25:18,399 --> 00:25:20,699 - Megaman? - Hold up! 549 00:25:20,766 --> 00:25:23,733 Shit. Megaman's on fire. 550 00:25:23,799 --> 00:25:26,132 - Megaman? - Well, let's spray him, lads! 551 00:25:26,199 --> 00:25:30,466 Oh, my days. I like it when it's crispy. 552 00:25:30,532 --> 00:25:32,699 Aaaah! 553 00:25:32,766 --> 00:25:35,399 So, what, he's on his way here now? 554 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:38,666 Oh, no, he's here. 555 00:25:41,065 --> 00:25:43,832 - Is he gonna recognize you? - I dunno. Like, it was dark. 556 00:25:43,898 --> 00:25:46,232 - He was on fire. - Huh? 557 00:25:48,532 --> 00:25:50,666 Yes, Kid! What's good? 558 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:54,965 Good to see you, good to see you. 559 00:25:55,032 --> 00:25:57,399 - Oh, my God, he's so solid. - You not gonna spud, man? 560 00:25:57,467 --> 00:25:59,499 Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm... 561 00:25:59,566 --> 00:26:01,632 [ Sucks teeth ] Anyway... 562 00:26:01,699 --> 00:26:03,499 It's your lucky day, little man. 563 00:26:03,566 --> 00:26:06,832 VIP, champs on entry, the full ting. 564 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:09,433 Let's say, what, 60 quid? 565 00:26:09,499 --> 00:26:11,165 - Each? - You know what? Fuck it. 566 00:26:11,232 --> 00:26:14,766 For you young ones, 60 all in. Call it a late Christmas. 567 00:26:14,832 --> 00:26:17,199 And don't thank me, thank your brother. 568 00:26:17,265 --> 00:26:18,865 Now, let me get that Lizzy 569 00:26:18,932 --> 00:26:20,632 and I'll see you young'uns in the VIP, yeah? 570 00:26:20,699 --> 00:26:22,299 Wait, can we just have a team talk quickly? 571 00:26:22,366 --> 00:26:25,099 - Eh, it won't take a second. - Team talk? 572 00:26:25,165 --> 00:26:26,932 Do your ting, man. 573 00:26:27,433 --> 00:26:29,366 - Get here now. - Yo. 574 00:26:30,366 --> 00:26:33,232 - Do I know you, bredren? - Eh, he'll just be one second. 575 00:26:33,299 --> 00:26:35,132 He saw me, he's gonna smash me, he's gonna smash my face. 576 00:26:35,199 --> 00:26:37,065 Shut up, empty your pockets, give me what you've got. 577 00:26:37,132 --> 00:26:39,865 - But we're broke. - Whatever you have, now! 578 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,999 - Oh, yeah. Nice one. - That's it. 579 00:26:43,065 --> 00:26:44,965 Oh, sexy. 580 00:26:45,032 --> 00:26:46,932 Remember that clown-face youth from Ezekiel's? 581 00:26:46,999 --> 00:26:50,099 18 quid, Tamagotchi, and an empty packet 582 00:26:50,165 --> 00:26:51,666 of Fizz Wizz. We're brassic. 583 00:26:51,733 --> 00:26:53,232 Fuck the money. He knows it's me, man. 584 00:26:53,299 --> 00:26:55,332 Yeah, bruv, that dickhead. Yeah, it's him, bruv. 585 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,065 - Okay, so he knows it's you. - Who's he calling? 586 00:26:57,132 --> 00:26:58,898 - Can you take a punch? - What's that got to do... 587 00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,400 - Can you take a punch or not? - I'mma call you back. 588 00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:01,666 - Gimme two secs. - I'll negotiate. 589 00:27:01,733 --> 00:27:03,232 - No, no. - No, please don't do anything. 590 00:27:03,299 --> 00:27:04,932 Ay, Mr. Man! Megan. Marvin. 591 00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:07,165 - Listen. I've got a plan. - So have I. 592 00:27:07,232 --> 00:27:09,099 Let me chat to my man real quick. 593 00:27:09,165 --> 00:27:10,467 One punch, yeah? 594 00:27:10,532 --> 00:27:12,199 One clean solid punch to the face, then we're quits. 595 00:27:12,265 --> 00:27:14,199 This dude tried to cook my fucking Avirex... 596 00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:16,865 - with me in it! - Mr. Man, Marvin, listen. 597 00:27:16,932 --> 00:27:18,765 One delicious, undefended punch, yeah? 598 00:27:18,832 --> 00:27:20,165 No chase, no resistance. 599 00:27:20,232 --> 00:27:22,132 Imagine how good that would feel, mm? Mwah! 600 00:27:22,199 --> 00:27:24,199 - Undefended who now? - Chill, chill, chill. 601 00:27:26,032 --> 00:27:28,499 So let's get this done, then. Come now. 602 00:27:28,566 --> 00:27:30,898 Whoa, come... c-come where? 603 00:27:30,965 --> 00:27:33,467 You wanna bun up people? You wanna have the best 604 00:27:33,566 --> 00:27:34,765 - New Year's ever? - But he's gonna punch me 605 00:27:34,832 --> 00:27:36,132 - in the face. - Just once. 606 00:27:36,199 --> 00:27:37,865 One punch, best time of your life. 607 00:27:37,932 --> 00:27:40,765 - Wow, really Cap? - One punch, T. One. 608 00:27:44,299 --> 00:27:46,065 One punch. 609 00:27:51,532 --> 00:27:53,099 Come on. 610 00:27:53,165 --> 00:27:55,165 - Wait, wait, wait, wait! - What's wrong? 611 00:27:55,232 --> 00:27:57,732 [ Stammering ] Is this gonna leave a mark? 612 00:27:59,265 --> 00:28:00,932 You got this, champ. 613 00:28:00,999 --> 00:28:08,698 ♪♪ 614 00:28:08,765 --> 00:28:11,099 [ Sucks teeth ] 615 00:28:11,165 --> 00:28:14,400 We don't have to do all this, you know. 616 00:28:14,467 --> 00:28:16,065 Look... 617 00:28:18,599 --> 00:28:21,400 Are you sorry? 618 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:23,632 Yo, Mega, of course. 619 00:28:23,698 --> 00:28:25,765 Hey, you know I love your music, you know. 620 00:28:25,832 --> 00:28:28,698 - Yeah, yeah. - Like "Oh, No," you know. 621 00:28:28,765 --> 00:28:30,765 ♪ Deep, deep inside ♪ 622 00:28:30,832 --> 00:28:32,999 ♪ Deep, deep down inside ♪ 623 00:28:33,065 --> 00:28:35,132 Aah! Alright. [ Groaning ] 624 00:28:35,199 --> 00:28:38,566 Happy New Year, you lot. Enjoy the party, yeah? 625 00:28:39,032 --> 00:28:40,300 [ Chuckles ] 626 00:28:40,367 --> 00:28:42,999 Oh, shit! 627 00:28:51,865 --> 00:28:53,532 Biggest I could find. 628 00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:55,765 T, how's your eye? Hey, T. 629 00:28:55,832 --> 00:28:58,698 It was worth it, bruv. That thump got us the tickets. 630 00:28:58,765 --> 00:29:00,898 But he got you good, you know. 631 00:29:00,965 --> 00:29:03,300 He was like bang! And you were like good night. 632 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:06,199 So, like, in a way, you were just as tough, 633 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:08,798 because you didn't give him the satisfaction of tears. 634 00:29:08,865 --> 00:29:10,631 Or, like, a fight. 635 00:29:10,698 --> 00:29:12,065 [Quietly] Pussy. 636 00:29:12,132 --> 00:29:14,631 Sorry, Cap. Oh, Uncle Ibbs wants to know 637 00:29:14,698 --> 00:29:16,865 if anyone wants to buy a prosthetic leg. 638 00:29:16,932 --> 00:29:19,132 [ Cellphone chimes ] 639 00:29:19,199 --> 00:29:21,132 Comes with a Gucci shoe. 640 00:29:22,865 --> 00:29:25,165 Comes with a Gucci shoe-ah! 641 00:29:26,631 --> 00:29:29,132 [ Cellphone chimes ] Oh, he's asking 642 00:29:29,199 --> 00:29:30,965 if we're definitely not going to his tonight. 643 00:29:31,032 --> 00:29:34,765 We ain't spending New Year's Eve with your uncle. 644 00:29:34,832 --> 00:29:36,433 Why not? We'll get free drinks. 645 00:29:36,499 --> 00:29:39,032 Soph could bring her girls. Y'know the one you like, Caps. 646 00:29:39,099 --> 00:29:40,865 - You know the one. - Which, which one? 647 00:29:40,932 --> 00:29:42,631 The one that looks like you but with the long hair. 648 00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,165 I mean, ugly, a little bit. 649 00:29:44,233 --> 00:29:46,832 After that punch, we're going Twice As Nice, Kid. 650 00:29:46,898 --> 00:29:51,266 All of us. You, Caps, me, and my big eye. 651 00:29:55,165 --> 00:29:56,631 Wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee! 652 00:29:56,698 --> 00:29:58,865 [ Laughs ] 653 00:29:58,932 --> 00:30:01,999 [ Growls ] [ Cellphone chimes ] 654 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,598 [ Chuckling ] 655 00:30:07,665 --> 00:30:10,433 Ahh, Sophie. 656 00:30:10,499 --> 00:30:12,932 Boom. Inside the club it is. 657 00:30:12,999 --> 00:30:14,631 [ Laughs ] 658 00:30:14,698 --> 00:30:17,032 What you wearing, then, Caps? 659 00:30:17,099 --> 00:30:20,032 - No hats, no trainers, bruv. - Mm. 660 00:30:20,099 --> 00:30:22,631 Might have to break out the plum number still. 661 00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:24,400 [ Chuckles ] 662 00:30:24,467 --> 00:30:31,765 ♪♪ 663 00:30:31,832 --> 00:30:34,165 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 664 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:36,798 You got anything else you might wanna try? 665 00:30:36,865 --> 00:30:38,598 Plum makes the ladies hum, innit? 666 00:30:38,665 --> 00:30:40,665 - Mnh-mnh. - Uh... 667 00:30:40,732 --> 00:30:42,898 But you don't know any ladies. 668 00:30:43,698 --> 00:30:45,598 Nah, nah, my mum hums "Amazing Grace" 669 00:30:45,665 --> 00:30:48,499 whenever I wear my plum suit, so that makes me feel at home 670 00:30:48,565 --> 00:30:49,798 sometimes, you know what I mean. 671 00:30:49,865 --> 00:30:51,367 Huh? Your mum does what? 672 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,099 - She what? - What? 673 00:30:53,166 --> 00:30:55,999 [ Both laugh ] 674 00:30:56,065 --> 00:30:57,333 Holy shit! 675 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,665 Ay, bruv, never share that with anyone else. 676 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:01,233 Well, I think I look smart in it. 677 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,798 - It's a coffin suit. - Well, I like my suit, guys. 678 00:31:02,865 --> 00:31:04,132 No one likes your suit! 679 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,698 My Tamagotchi don't like your suit. 680 00:31:05,765 --> 00:31:07,233 Hey, what you wearing then, Kid? 681 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:09,499 - Dax wax on the curls. - Ooh, red tin? 682 00:31:09,565 --> 00:31:11,032 Standard! Off-key everything. 683 00:31:11,099 --> 00:31:12,531 - Rah! - Full Mosch-ah! 684 00:31:12,598 --> 00:31:15,367 - Shades? - Nah. You? 685 00:31:16,266 --> 00:31:18,133 Looks like you caught that Y2K bug, bruv. 686 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:19,732 You know the sexual ting. 687 00:31:19,798 --> 00:31:21,467 What creps you lot wearing? 688 00:31:21,531 --> 00:31:24,698 Mm, mm. 689 00:31:24,765 --> 00:31:26,932 Gooch or Cox. 690 00:31:29,099 --> 00:31:30,732 Can't decide. 691 00:31:30,798 --> 00:31:33,732 Know this, I took a thump for them tickets, 692 00:31:33,798 --> 00:31:35,965 so me and my big eye are gonna shut it down. 693 00:31:36,032 --> 00:31:37,631 [ Laughter ] 694 00:31:37,698 --> 00:31:40,631 Two Tonne and Cappo on the dance floor! 695 00:31:40,698 --> 00:31:42,698 And Kidda. 696 00:31:42,765 --> 00:31:44,433 You know I ain't spending this new millennium 697 00:31:44,498 --> 00:31:45,832 dressed like some granddad 698 00:31:45,898 --> 00:31:47,732 while you lot are all designered out. 699 00:31:47,798 --> 00:31:49,631 [ Seat belt thunking ] 700 00:31:49,698 --> 00:31:50,999 Just... [ Seat belt slides ] 701 00:31:51,065 --> 00:31:52,898 - I know, I know. - Just... There we go. 702 00:31:52,965 --> 00:31:55,166 - Fuckin' hell, man. - Easy does it. 703 00:31:55,233 --> 00:31:57,565 There we go. 704 00:31:57,631 --> 00:31:59,400 Where we going? 705 00:31:59,466 --> 00:32:01,133 ♪ Deep, deep inside ♪ 706 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,865 Boys, we're going on a mission. 707 00:32:03,932 --> 00:32:05,932 Yeah! 708 00:32:05,999 --> 00:32:08,965 Look, look, look, I know we're brass, but I got a plan. 709 00:32:09,032 --> 00:32:11,598 First we fly by Sophie's and drop off her ticket. 710 00:32:11,665 --> 00:32:13,333 Yo, yo, that's smart, Cap. 711 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,433 Then we pull a garms plan. 712 00:32:16,498 --> 00:32:19,333 So, who's doing it? 713 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,665 Well, as the manager, gotta make a managerial call. 714 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,531 Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. 715 00:32:24,598 --> 00:32:26,233 Not me. 716 00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:30,400 I got my shit, plus I can barely see, so, ain't on me. 717 00:32:30,466 --> 00:32:38,965 ♪♪ 718 00:32:40,432 --> 00:32:42,100 What are you lot on about? 719 00:32:42,166 --> 00:32:47,531 ♪♪ 720 00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:50,066 Kid, time to step up. 721 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:54,965 All you gotta do is look casual. 722 00:32:55,999 --> 00:32:57,832 Grab me some expensive garms. 723 00:32:57,898 --> 00:33:02,033 Wait. Fuck it. Get enough for all of us. 724 00:33:04,898 --> 00:33:07,732 Then get to that changing room. 725 00:33:09,166 --> 00:33:10,999 But look natural. 726 00:33:11,066 --> 00:33:17,399 ♪♪ 727 00:33:17,466 --> 00:33:20,965 Get 'em on, all the garms. 728 00:33:22,598 --> 00:33:24,898 Yeah, and that's when I show up. 729 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:27,965 Chill. 730 00:33:28,033 --> 00:33:31,200 Cooler than Kriss Akabusi. 731 00:33:33,233 --> 00:33:34,965 Blending in. 732 00:33:35,932 --> 00:33:38,233 When you're done, give me the signal. 733 00:33:39,765 --> 00:33:42,300 Then you pay attention, Kid. 734 00:33:42,366 --> 00:33:44,932 It's gonna be so... 735 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,898 Ow! My leg! My leg! Help, help, help, help! 736 00:33:48,965 --> 00:33:51,000 Up you get, son. You're alright. 737 00:33:51,066 --> 00:33:53,765 - Come on, up you get. - Oh, oh, my leg, my leg. 738 00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:55,932 And that's when you bounce. 739 00:34:02,033 --> 00:34:03,565 Aaaaah! 740 00:34:03,631 --> 00:34:05,932 My leg, my leg! This one! 741 00:34:09,399 --> 00:34:11,865 Well? Well, did you get 'em? 742 00:34:11,932 --> 00:34:13,598 Kid! 743 00:34:17,133 --> 00:34:18,598 All the garms! 744 00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:21,832 - Ahhh! - Yes! 745 00:34:21,898 --> 00:34:25,765 - I told you! I told you! - Oh, shit! 746 00:34:25,832 --> 00:34:28,432 Twice As fucking Nice! 747 00:34:28,498 --> 00:34:31,133 - Ooh! - Whoo! 748 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,200 ♪ Getta widda rhythm, getta widda drum ♪ 749 00:34:33,266 --> 00:34:35,133 ♪ Getta widda rhythm, getta widda drum ♪ 750 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,033 Hunh! Hunh! 751 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:38,399 Are you ready?! 752 00:34:38,466 --> 00:34:39,798 ♪ Feel the bad gyal bass ♪ 753 00:34:39,865 --> 00:34:41,332 ♪ Feel the bad gyal bass injection ♪ 754 00:34:41,399 --> 00:34:43,233 ♪ Here's the deejay wid the boom selection ♪ 755 00:34:43,299 --> 00:34:45,133 ♪ This one psychotic, it should be sectioned ♪ 756 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,200 ♪ It's the rage insane when I feel no pain ♪ 757 00:34:47,266 --> 00:34:49,033 ♪ Excuse while I get into your brain ♪ 758 00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:50,933 ♪ Let the bass vibrate them veins ♪ 759 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,898 ♪ Go fuck you up like it was cocaine 'cause ♪ 760 00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:54,631 ♪ Dib-e-dee the dyna-mi-tie ♪ 761 00:34:54,698 --> 00:34:56,565 ♪ To get the people dem a lively ♪ 762 00:34:56,631 --> 00:34:59,200 ♪ Lively, lively ♪ 763 00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:01,200 ♪ And den we shout "Boo" inna yo ed ♪ 764 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,100 ♪ Lyrical shot, get pop, vibes spread ♪ 765 00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:04,933 ♪ Gotta give you something that everybody dread ♪ 766 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,933 ♪ Make the gunman run and call feds I said ♪ 767 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,698 ♪ Den we shout "Boo" inna yo ed ♪ 768 00:35:08,765 --> 00:35:10,399 ♪ Lyrical shot, get pop, vibes spread ♪ 769 00:35:10,466 --> 00:35:12,200 ♪ Gotta give you something that everybody dread ♪ 770 00:35:12,265 --> 00:35:14,233 ♪ Make the gunman run and call feds I said ♪ 771 00:35:14,299 --> 00:35:17,531 ♪ Getta widda plantain chip, getta widda plantain chip ♪ 772 00:35:17,598 --> 00:35:19,631 [ Beeping ] 773 00:35:19,698 --> 00:35:22,066 [ Laughter ] 774 00:35:24,531 --> 00:35:26,966 Ay, tonight's already a classic. 775 00:35:27,765 --> 00:35:30,332 And we haven't even been to Twice As Nice yet. 776 00:35:30,399 --> 00:35:34,100 And, Sophie's gonna be there so that's a massive boner. 777 00:35:36,631 --> 00:35:38,798 Wait, you said "boner." 778 00:35:38,866 --> 00:35:41,399 Yeah, "bonus," yeah. 779 00:35:41,466 --> 00:35:42,933 I meant bonus. 780 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,133 - Ha-ha-ha! - Good green. 781 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,765 Amazing manager. 782 00:35:46,832 --> 00:35:48,732 See what happens when you're here, Caps? 783 00:35:48,798 --> 00:35:50,265 Ay, shit just clicks. 784 00:35:50,332 --> 00:35:52,332 The way I'm gonna flex in my new shit. 785 00:35:52,399 --> 00:35:54,765 Ha-ha! 786 00:35:54,832 --> 00:35:56,466 [Sound fading] I'll be irresistible... 787 00:35:56,531 --> 00:35:58,232 Boys, this is the last time 788 00:35:58,299 --> 00:36:00,332 things will be the way they were 'cause... 789 00:36:00,399 --> 00:36:02,232 'cause I'm leaving the ICC. 790 00:36:05,432 --> 00:36:07,466 Let's go Millennium Dome. 791 00:36:07,531 --> 00:36:09,200 I wanna climb it. 792 00:36:09,265 --> 00:36:10,866 Hey, Cap. Hey, Cap, Cap. 793 00:36:10,933 --> 00:36:12,665 - Mm? - Hey, Sophie's the kinda girl 794 00:36:12,732 --> 00:36:14,732 I hold my farts in for, you know. 795 00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:17,100 [ Laughter ] 796 00:36:20,399 --> 00:36:22,665 I'm gonna make a sex on her. 797 00:36:23,565 --> 00:36:27,531 It's finally her turn for some of this black magic. 798 00:36:27,598 --> 00:36:29,265 [ Laughter ] 799 00:36:29,332 --> 00:36:31,698 It's gonna be like when we were kids. 800 00:36:31,765 --> 00:36:33,498 Ah, she's gonna be a sixth Spice Girl. 801 00:36:33,565 --> 00:36:36,066 - [ Coughing ] - Hey, no, no, no, no, no. 802 00:36:36,133 --> 00:36:38,366 She wasn't there when we made this. 803 00:36:38,432 --> 00:36:40,199 She's not part of ICC, the crew. 804 00:36:40,265 --> 00:36:42,265 How many times have we listened to that damn tape? 805 00:36:42,332 --> 00:36:44,966 No, listen, between you coming back and this tape, 806 00:36:45,033 --> 00:36:47,133 everything changes in the year two million, yeah. 807 00:36:47,199 --> 00:36:49,466 How can you not wanna listen to our demo? 808 00:36:49,531 --> 00:36:51,332 [Echoing] Demo, demo, demo... 809 00:36:51,399 --> 00:36:52,899 ♪ Come on, come on ♪ 810 00:36:52,966 --> 00:36:55,399 Are you mad? This tape is our big bang. 811 00:36:55,466 --> 00:36:57,631 It goes demo, radio, raves... 812 00:36:57,698 --> 00:37:01,432 [ Demo playing indistinctly ] 813 00:37:01,498 --> 00:37:03,665 Wait. 814 00:37:03,732 --> 00:37:05,698 What's wrong? 815 00:37:06,631 --> 00:37:08,100 I didn't book. 816 00:37:08,165 --> 00:37:09,866 Kid, you don't need a haircut. 817 00:37:09,933 --> 00:37:11,765 I haven't trimmed in three days. 818 00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:14,531 - Yeah, I need a haircut. - You look fine. 819 00:37:14,598 --> 00:37:17,066 Fine?! Caps. 820 00:37:17,133 --> 00:37:20,899 The only plaster for my pain is my barber. 821 00:37:20,966 --> 00:37:22,332 Yeah? 822 00:37:22,399 --> 00:37:24,531 Dr-dr-drive. 823 00:37:26,531 --> 00:37:28,000 Get me to the barber shop. 824 00:37:28,066 --> 00:37:29,732 Wanna take your hands off the wheel now. 825 00:37:29,799 --> 00:37:31,665 - Five, four, three, two, one. - Oh! 826 00:37:31,732 --> 00:37:35,299 [ Engine starts, tires squeal ] 827 00:37:35,366 --> 00:37:38,899 ♪♪ 828 00:37:38,966 --> 00:37:42,399 [ Indistinct conversations ] 829 00:37:42,466 --> 00:37:44,000 Trust me. What do you mean? 830 00:37:44,066 --> 00:37:47,565 You don't know football. What you know about football? 831 00:37:47,631 --> 00:37:51,000 Yo, Clips. Yo, wassup? 832 00:37:51,066 --> 00:37:53,833 - You got an appointment? - No, but I, um... 833 00:37:53,899 --> 00:37:55,733 Did you book an appointment? 834 00:37:55,799 --> 00:37:58,332 No, but see what happened was my phone, actually... 835 00:37:58,399 --> 00:37:59,866 Do you have an appointment? 836 00:37:59,933 --> 00:38:03,033 - 'Course I do. - Mm, that's right. 837 00:38:03,099 --> 00:38:05,799 - So what can I do for you, Kid? - I need a trim, bad. 838 00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:09,299 No, no, what you need to do, you need to learn, yeah? 839 00:38:09,366 --> 00:38:11,366 'Cause you need to stop coming in my shop, yeah, 840 00:38:11,432 --> 00:38:14,099 jumping the queue without an appointment asking for a trim, 841 00:38:14,165 --> 00:38:16,265 'cause you ain't gonna get one, alright? 842 00:38:16,332 --> 00:38:17,733 - And you? - Mm. 843 00:38:17,799 --> 00:38:19,099 Ugh, that looks contagious, man. 844 00:38:19,165 --> 00:38:20,833 You need an eye patch or something. 845 00:38:20,899 --> 00:38:22,332 It's minor, bruv. What you talking about? 846 00:38:22,399 --> 00:38:23,833 Are you gonna start the new year like that? 847 00:38:23,899 --> 00:38:25,466 Who punched off your face for you? 848 00:38:25,531 --> 00:38:26,933 Was it Steven Seagal? 849 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000 He done works on your face, brudda, yeah. 850 00:38:29,065 --> 00:38:30,733 Why you laughing? It's not funny. 851 00:38:30,799 --> 00:38:33,399 - It's minor, man. - It's massive. 852 00:38:33,466 --> 00:38:35,299 So are my tips, yeah? 853 00:38:35,366 --> 00:38:37,000 A pound. 854 00:38:37,065 --> 00:38:40,665 - Pound down. - Alright, sorry. 855 00:38:40,733 --> 00:38:42,531 Shame. 856 00:38:42,598 --> 00:38:44,766 [ Clippers whir ] 857 00:38:44,833 --> 00:38:47,232 - [ Whirring stops ] - I got it. 858 00:38:47,299 --> 00:38:49,466 Thank you. 859 00:38:49,531 --> 00:38:51,366 [ Clippers whir ] 860 00:38:51,432 --> 00:38:53,565 - Sorry. - [ Muttering ] 861 00:38:57,466 --> 00:38:58,766 Yo, 'cause I like you, yeah? 862 00:38:58,833 --> 00:39:00,799 - Yeah, yeah? - I'm gonna do you a favor. 863 00:39:00,866 --> 00:39:02,332 Thank you, thank you. Move, brother, move. 864 00:39:02,399 --> 00:39:05,165 No, no, no, no, no listen, alright, listen, listen. 865 00:39:05,232 --> 00:39:08,165 - I'm gonna refer you to Jim. - To... to who, now? 866 00:39:08,232 --> 00:39:09,531 Jim. Jim, yeah. 867 00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:11,432 Go to Jim. Jim. 868 00:39:11,498 --> 00:39:13,833 Are you that Wesley Snipes? 869 00:39:13,899 --> 00:39:16,199 Play it! Who's next? 870 00:39:16,265 --> 00:39:17,466 - He is, Jim. - Ah? 871 00:39:17,531 --> 00:39:19,565 - Come now. - Oh, nah. 872 00:39:19,631 --> 00:39:20,933 Nah, mi nuh have appointment. 873 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,598 - It's alright. - Huh? 874 00:39:22,666 --> 00:39:24,498 - He's free. - Nah, nah, Jim. 875 00:39:24,565 --> 00:39:26,000 - Mi busy. - You busy? 876 00:39:26,065 --> 00:39:28,065 Everything irie, man. Yeah, everything criss. 877 00:39:28,132 --> 00:39:29,799 Alright, seeing as you're busy, 878 00:39:29,866 --> 00:39:31,598 come out my shop if you're not trimming. 879 00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:33,833 Come out my shop if you ain't trimming, yeah? 880 00:39:33,899 --> 00:39:35,866 Stop coming in here wasting my time, bruv. 881 00:39:35,933 --> 00:39:39,165 Listen, nah, nah, nah. Ayo, Clips, come outside bruv. 882 00:39:39,232 --> 00:39:40,598 What? 883 00:39:40,666 --> 00:39:42,498 Who? Are you punkin' me? 884 00:39:42,565 --> 00:39:44,399 I'm going, I'm going! 885 00:39:44,466 --> 00:39:51,165 ♪♪ 886 00:39:51,366 --> 00:39:53,132 Sophie's good for eleven. 887 00:39:54,332 --> 00:39:55,598 Jesus. 888 00:39:55,666 --> 00:39:58,132 She has no idea how sexy I'm gonna look. 889 00:39:58,199 --> 00:39:59,531 [ Laughs ] 890 00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:01,699 Ah, poor kid. 891 00:40:03,132 --> 00:40:05,232 Yeah, I feel sorry for her, too. 892 00:40:06,299 --> 00:40:07,565 Anyone else hungry? 893 00:40:07,632 --> 00:40:09,999 A patty would go down wicked right now. 894 00:40:12,332 --> 00:40:14,099 Cap? 895 00:40:16,399 --> 00:40:18,265 - [ Engine revs ] - Alright Cap. 896 00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:19,599 What? 897 00:40:19,666 --> 00:40:21,132 You know what he's like when he's hungry? 898 00:40:21,199 --> 00:40:22,666 Me? I'm adorable. 899 00:40:22,733 --> 00:40:24,498 [ Horn honking ] 900 00:40:24,565 --> 00:40:27,833 Kid, where we're going you need to hold it down, 901 00:40:27,899 --> 00:40:30,332 Relax your little ball bags. 902 00:40:30,399 --> 00:40:32,099 I'm adorable, ask your mum. 903 00:40:32,632 --> 00:40:36,232 - [ Bell dinging ] - Hello? 904 00:40:36,299 --> 00:40:38,065 Chill man! 905 00:40:38,132 --> 00:40:41,132 [ Clanging ] 906 00:40:41,199 --> 00:40:42,566 [ Bell dinging ] 907 00:40:42,632 --> 00:40:44,399 Bruv. 908 00:40:44,466 --> 00:40:45,599 [ Thud ] 909 00:40:45,666 --> 00:40:46,766 What's that smell? 910 00:40:46,833 --> 00:40:49,466 Garlic. I been seasoning. 911 00:40:49,531 --> 00:40:51,399 What can I get you? 912 00:40:51,466 --> 00:40:53,599 All the food, Bruv. 913 00:40:54,265 --> 00:40:55,466 All the food? 914 00:40:55,531 --> 00:40:56,632 You know that we're closing s... 915 00:40:56,699 --> 00:40:58,833 Safe. Can I order now? 916 00:41:05,332 --> 00:41:07,165 What would you like? 917 00:41:07,232 --> 00:41:09,498 Okay. Wait. 918 00:41:09,566 --> 00:41:11,032 Oh, actually, what will you man get? 919 00:41:11,099 --> 00:41:13,498 Er, can I have red... red pea soup please? 920 00:41:13,566 --> 00:41:14,999 Just wings and a patty please? 921 00:41:15,065 --> 00:41:16,833 And? 922 00:41:17,466 --> 00:41:20,099 Let me get a small, no large. 923 00:41:20,165 --> 00:41:23,165 Oh, no, actually can I grab a... 924 00:41:24,632 --> 00:41:25,699 Wait. 925 00:41:25,766 --> 00:41:29,232 [ Mumbling indistinctly ] 926 00:41:33,733 --> 00:41:34,932 Bruv, I think you should probably just... 927 00:41:34,999 --> 00:41:36,332 Alright, let me get a stew fish... 928 00:41:36,399 --> 00:41:37,932 It finish. 929 00:41:37,999 --> 00:41:41,332 - Curry mutton. - Sold out. 930 00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:42,466 Two chicken and rice. 931 00:41:42,532 --> 00:41:43,599 What rice? 932 00:41:43,666 --> 00:41:44,999 - White rice. - It finish. 933 00:41:45,065 --> 00:41:46,766 - Rice and peas? - Safe. 934 00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:48,699 Let me get plenty of gravy with that though, yeah? 935 00:41:48,766 --> 00:41:51,165 Uh, two festival. 936 00:41:51,232 --> 00:41:52,299 Sold out. 937 00:41:52,366 --> 00:41:53,432 Fried dumpling. 938 00:41:53,499 --> 00:41:54,766 How many? 939 00:41:54,833 --> 00:41:56,833 - Two. - No. 940 00:41:59,165 --> 00:42:00,466 One left. 941 00:42:00,532 --> 00:42:02,965 Just, just... Just take the one. 942 00:42:03,032 --> 00:42:04,898 - Anything else? - Yeah. 943 00:42:04,965 --> 00:42:07,833 Let me grab a large order of plantain. 944 00:42:09,666 --> 00:42:11,699 Plantain. 945 00:42:13,499 --> 00:42:15,865 Reggae banana. 946 00:42:17,132 --> 00:42:19,199 - You mean plantin? - Plan-tain! 947 00:42:19,265 --> 00:42:20,332 Plan-tin! 948 00:42:20,399 --> 00:42:22,132 Listen, shabba, plan-tain! 949 00:42:22,199 --> 00:42:24,898 Where you find that? On a moun-tain? 950 00:42:27,467 --> 00:42:29,165 So why your face look so stupid? 951 00:42:29,232 --> 00:42:32,099 - Eh, what? - So that's a red pea soup, 952 00:42:32,165 --> 00:42:33,999 - wings and patty... - Yes, Miss. 953 00:42:34,065 --> 00:42:36,832 Stew chicken, plenty of gravy, rice and peas, 954 00:42:36,898 --> 00:42:39,932 one dumpling, and a large plantin. 955 00:42:39,999 --> 00:42:42,232 Or you want something else? 956 00:42:44,299 --> 00:42:46,733 You see the way you said it was kind of offensive. 957 00:42:46,799 --> 00:42:49,832 That's per-perfect, perfect. Everything's cool. 958 00:42:50,099 --> 00:42:51,299 It's cool, right? 959 00:42:51,366 --> 00:42:52,965 Right? 960 00:42:53,265 --> 00:42:56,099 Yeah, plantin. That's everything. 961 00:42:56,165 --> 00:42:57,932 Thank you very much. 962 00:42:58,932 --> 00:43:00,566 Awwo... 963 00:43:00,632 --> 00:43:02,265 Owwww... 964 00:43:02,499 --> 00:43:04,666 Happy New Year. 965 00:43:06,433 --> 00:43:08,199 I think she's into me. 966 00:43:09,332 --> 00:43:10,798 See what she said, "Awwo." 967 00:43:10,865 --> 00:43:13,065 - Oh, chills man. - [ Laughs ] 968 00:43:13,999 --> 00:43:16,666 [ Beeping ] 969 00:43:16,733 --> 00:43:18,499 You sure it's no jeans tonight? 970 00:43:18,932 --> 00:43:21,265 This ain't no Wasteman Uni rave. 971 00:43:21,332 --> 00:43:22,532 The ticket said no... 972 00:43:22,599 --> 00:43:24,132 No hats, no trainers, I know, 973 00:43:24,199 --> 00:43:25,798 but I don't remember it saying anything about denim. 974 00:43:25,865 --> 00:43:27,965 It's on the back of the tickets. 975 00:43:28,599 --> 00:43:30,366 Pass 'em then. 976 00:43:30,433 --> 00:43:32,965 [ Sighs ] Kid? 977 00:43:33,499 --> 00:43:34,932 You asking me for? 978 00:43:34,999 --> 00:43:36,566 Cap's been reading and re-reading those tickets 979 00:43:36,632 --> 00:43:37,865 since you took a tump. 980 00:43:37,932 --> 00:43:39,299 No. 981 00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:41,265 I gave you the envelope with the tickets and bands. 982 00:43:41,332 --> 00:43:43,099 No, you didn't. 983 00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:47,733 Okay. 984 00:43:47,798 --> 00:43:50,032 I'm gonna need you to be real with me, yeah? 985 00:43:50,099 --> 00:43:52,132 What did you do with the envelope? 986 00:43:55,499 --> 00:43:57,367 What did I do with the envelope? 987 00:43:57,433 --> 00:43:58,666 Fuckin' patty! 988 00:43:58,733 --> 00:44:00,367 - What? - Where are the tickets, Kid? 989 00:44:00,433 --> 00:44:03,032 Wait. Was that my patty? 990 00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:04,265 I dunno. 991 00:44:04,332 --> 00:44:06,699 When did you last see 'em? 992 00:44:06,765 --> 00:44:08,599 Uh, we were in the car. 993 00:44:10,299 --> 00:44:11,699 - Yeah. - Yeah. 994 00:44:11,765 --> 00:44:14,165 Um, I had a read. 995 00:44:14,232 --> 00:44:15,332 Yeah? 996 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,699 I put them in my pocket. 997 00:44:16,765 --> 00:44:18,499 Well, have you checked your pockets? 998 00:44:18,566 --> 00:44:19,765 Empty. Sorry. 999 00:44:19,832 --> 00:44:21,666 All my fuckin' days, man. 1000 00:44:21,732 --> 00:44:23,299 When I gave you the tickets in the car... 1001 00:44:23,367 --> 00:44:24,865 Yeah, yeah. 1002 00:44:24,932 --> 00:44:26,699 ...where did you put them? 1003 00:44:26,765 --> 00:44:29,765 In my... top pocket. 1004 00:44:30,265 --> 00:44:31,333 Or my joggers. 1005 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,165 Where's the last place... 1006 00:44:36,032 --> 00:44:37,832 Oh, shit. 1007 00:44:38,599 --> 00:44:40,199 Oh, shit what? 1008 00:44:40,265 --> 00:44:41,400 What's "Oh, shit"? 1009 00:44:41,467 --> 00:44:42,666 Oh, shit. 1010 00:44:42,732 --> 00:44:44,165 What's "Oh, shit"? What's happened? 1011 00:44:44,232 --> 00:44:45,532 Oh, shit! 1012 00:44:45,599 --> 00:44:47,333 What's "Oh, shit"? 1013 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,032 Oi! Yo, talk to me, man! 1014 00:44:50,099 --> 00:44:51,165 Probito? 1015 00:44:51,232 --> 00:44:52,333 The changing room. 1016 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,832 Oh, shit! 1017 00:44:53,898 --> 00:44:55,400 What's "Oh, shit"? 1018 00:44:55,467 --> 00:44:57,599 What's "Oh, shit"? 1019 00:45:05,099 --> 00:45:06,099 You ready, Kid? 1020 00:45:06,165 --> 00:45:08,599 Me? I thought you were going in. 1021 00:45:08,665 --> 00:45:09,732 I don't wanna get clocked. 1022 00:45:09,798 --> 00:45:11,032 Well, neither do I. So... 1023 00:45:11,099 --> 00:45:12,499 Well, they might know my face. 1024 00:45:12,566 --> 00:45:14,400 Well, they definitely know mine. 1025 00:45:14,467 --> 00:45:15,932 Yeah. You were in and out. 1026 00:45:15,999 --> 00:45:17,798 But I been shopping in there for time. 1027 00:45:17,865 --> 00:45:19,467 Look, we're nearly there. Can we just focus on the... 1028 00:45:19,532 --> 00:45:21,599 Since when they them entry level Avirex at Probito? 1029 00:45:21,665 --> 00:45:22,765 You're too cheap, man. 1030 00:45:22,832 --> 00:45:24,765 Cheap?! Moi? 1031 00:45:24,832 --> 00:45:26,433 Come on, man. Your Uncle Ibraheem has been 1032 00:45:26,499 --> 00:45:28,199 feeding you some mad garms since NAF-NAF puffers. 1033 00:45:28,265 --> 00:45:30,832 What? Mine wasn't fake. It was an import. 1034 00:45:30,898 --> 00:45:33,333 - It said NUFF NUFF. - It was Italian actually! 1035 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,965 - You man! - Shut up Cap! 1036 00:45:35,032 --> 00:45:36,798 - Hating on my wardrobe. - Well, your Mum's a wardrobe. 1037 00:45:36,865 --> 00:45:38,367 No, it is in fact your mum that is a wardrobe. 1038 00:45:38,433 --> 00:45:39,698 Built like a fridge, bruv! 1039 00:45:39,765 --> 00:45:41,333 A big ting with a freezer on top! 1040 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,232 In fact, your Mum's the biggest wardrobe of all. 1041 00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:44,665 Your Mum's Narnia, bruv! 1042 00:45:44,732 --> 00:45:45,932 I went in there, couldn't find my way out! 1043 00:45:45,999 --> 00:45:47,300 Or what, what are you gonna do? 1044 00:45:47,367 --> 00:45:48,765 - Shut up! - You man! 1045 00:45:48,832 --> 00:45:50,865 - What?! - They're closing the shutters! 1046 00:45:53,132 --> 00:45:55,599 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no! 1047 00:45:55,665 --> 00:45:57,798 Please, please, please! 1048 00:45:58,199 --> 00:45:59,798 Fuck sakes! 1049 00:45:59,865 --> 00:46:01,532 We keep changing our plan. 1050 00:46:01,599 --> 00:46:03,065 Yeah, I don't like change. 1051 00:46:03,132 --> 00:46:04,599 Yeah, so why don't we just go to Uncle... 1052 00:46:04,665 --> 00:46:06,165 If we don't get in, 1053 00:46:06,232 --> 00:46:08,199 I'm gonna lose Soph to some university prick. 1054 00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:09,467 Ask Cappo. 1055 00:46:09,532 --> 00:46:10,698 Why are you lot acting like... 1056 00:46:10,765 --> 00:46:12,233 Well, what? 1057 00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:14,732 Stupid? Can't keep up with your uni boys? 1058 00:46:14,798 --> 00:46:16,566 What's your problem with me going to university? 1059 00:46:16,631 --> 00:46:18,598 I didn't tell you to stay here. 1060 00:46:18,665 --> 00:46:20,400 - Your grades did. - What? 1061 00:46:20,467 --> 00:46:21,798 Well, fuck uni! 1062 00:46:21,865 --> 00:46:24,367 Me and Kid built something without you. 1063 00:46:24,999 --> 00:46:26,199 Like next year we're gonna... 1064 00:46:26,266 --> 00:46:28,065 Well, I won't be here! 1065 00:46:33,467 --> 00:46:35,598 Well, why not? 1066 00:46:40,132 --> 00:46:41,832 You're abandoning us 'cause you think you're better. 1067 00:46:41,898 --> 00:46:43,333 Better? What are you... 1068 00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,132 Well, you've always put yourself first, 1069 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,333 so why pretend you care about the same things as us? 1070 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:48,665 T, I put you on the station. 1071 00:46:48,732 --> 00:46:52,233 No, no. You sent in the demo we made. 1072 00:46:52,300 --> 00:46:53,798 Yeah? 1073 00:46:53,865 --> 00:46:57,099 You're only our manager 'cause you can't MC or DJ. 1074 00:46:57,165 --> 00:46:58,999 But you can't even manage this. 1075 00:46:59,065 --> 00:47:01,032 You, man, look, why don't we just get back in the car. 1076 00:47:01,099 --> 00:47:02,898 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 1077 00:47:02,965 --> 00:47:04,698 I was there when we made the demo, and I'm not part of 1078 00:47:04,765 --> 00:47:05,798 - the I.C.C.? - But apart from drive, 1079 00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:06,932 what do you do? 1080 00:47:06,999 --> 00:47:08,300 We do the show every week. 1081 00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:11,132 We got bigger without you, you bounced! 1082 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,233 Bounced? 1083 00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:14,132 Uni isn't me giving up on you lot. 1084 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,765 Oh, my God! How? 1085 00:47:15,832 --> 00:47:17,166 Like, we're your best friends, 1086 00:47:17,233 --> 00:47:19,367 and you left us when we need you most! 1087 00:47:19,832 --> 00:47:22,200 Like I do a job I hate to pay for records, 1088 00:47:22,266 --> 00:47:24,531 to pay to go on air, and after a year, 1089 00:47:24,598 --> 00:47:26,200 they're finally paying us to play in clubs 1090 00:47:26,266 --> 00:47:28,099 and you just wanna fuckin' leave? 1091 00:47:28,166 --> 00:47:30,665 I've been driving you around the city all day for you. 1092 00:47:30,732 --> 00:47:33,099 You want Sophie, you wanted tickets. 1093 00:47:33,531 --> 00:47:35,333 But what about what I want, huh? 1094 00:47:35,798 --> 00:47:37,333 Look, I been put what I care about aside 1095 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,032 to keep you happy, and now I'm supposed to feel 1096 00:47:39,099 --> 00:47:40,698 guilty because we don't want the same things? 1097 00:47:40,765 --> 00:47:42,932 - T, I want more! - You, man! 1098 00:47:42,999 --> 00:47:45,898 Low it yeah, before you say something you can't take back. 1099 00:47:45,965 --> 00:47:47,732 Caps. 1100 00:47:52,233 --> 00:47:54,032 Nah, it's too late. 1101 00:47:56,498 --> 00:48:00,032 - Get off me, man. - Leave it Cap. 1102 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,498 [ Car doors close ] 1103 00:48:17,631 --> 00:48:19,200 [ Song changes ] 1104 00:48:19,266 --> 00:48:25,133 ♪♪ 1105 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,631 [ Song changes ] 1106 00:48:26,698 --> 00:48:32,065 ♪♪ 1107 00:48:32,133 --> 00:48:36,166 - Yo, T. - Caps. 1108 00:48:36,233 --> 00:48:37,999 This is gold. 1109 00:48:38,498 --> 00:48:41,832 You man. I've got our demo. 1110 00:48:42,531 --> 00:48:44,266 You know the one you dubbed for me, T? 1111 00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:45,531 It actually needs rewinding. 1112 00:48:45,598 --> 00:48:47,531 - Shut up, Kid! - Shut up, Kid! 1113 00:48:47,598 --> 00:48:52,598 ♪♪ 1114 00:48:52,665 --> 00:48:54,531 [ Song changes ] 1115 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:57,100 ♪♪ 1116 00:48:57,166 --> 00:48:58,932 [ Song changes ] 1117 00:48:58,999 --> 00:49:00,400 ♪♪ 1118 00:49:00,466 --> 00:49:02,266 [ Song changes ] 1119 00:49:02,333 --> 00:49:05,865 [ Song changing ] 1120 00:49:06,965 --> 00:49:11,266 ♪ Wait a minute, can't you see ♪ 1121 00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:14,166 ♪ That I ♪ 1122 00:49:14,233 --> 00:49:17,698 ♪ Would have fell from the stars ♪ 1123 00:49:17,765 --> 00:49:20,066 ♪ Straight into you arms ♪ 1124 00:49:20,133 --> 00:49:24,233 ♪ I ♪ 1125 00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:26,565 ♪ I feel, yeah ♪ 1126 00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:30,266 ♪ I hope you comprehend ♪ 1127 00:49:35,898 --> 00:49:38,333 Yeah, Happy New Year, you dickheads! 1128 00:49:39,133 --> 00:49:41,531 - Fuckin' seatbelt! - Just gotta press the button. 1129 00:49:41,598 --> 00:49:43,932 Yeah, I know, I know, I know! 1130 00:49:47,066 --> 00:49:48,832 Yeah, bye! 1131 00:49:52,300 --> 00:49:57,033 ♪ States the reason why I'm trying to hide ♪ 1132 00:49:57,100 --> 00:50:01,300 ♪ As for all the things you taught me ♪ 1133 00:50:01,367 --> 00:50:06,466 ♪ Sends my future into clearer dimensions ♪ 1134 00:50:06,531 --> 00:50:10,732 ♪ You'll never know how much you hurt me ♪ 1135 00:50:10,798 --> 00:50:14,798 ♪ Wait a minute, can't you see ♪ 1136 00:50:14,865 --> 00:50:16,631 ♪ That I ♪ 1137 00:50:16,698 --> 00:50:18,732 [ Radio turns off ] 1138 00:50:28,466 --> 00:50:31,399 What are you doing? 1139 00:50:31,466 --> 00:50:33,598 Rewinding the tape. 1140 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,798 [ Sighs ] Fuckin' hell. 1141 00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:39,631 Oh, fuck sakes, man. 1142 00:50:58,598 --> 00:51:00,100 [ Chuckles ] 1143 00:51:00,166 --> 00:51:01,531 Mm, mm. 1144 00:51:01,598 --> 00:51:03,698 Sigiddy-sigiddy-Soph. 1145 00:51:03,765 --> 00:51:04,865 [ Chuckles ] 1146 00:51:04,932 --> 00:51:06,498 You're so sexy and that. 1147 00:51:06,565 --> 00:51:08,698 Anyway, look, yeah. 1148 00:51:10,066 --> 00:51:13,432 We can't go out tonight 'cause Cappo messed up. 1149 00:51:13,498 --> 00:51:14,698 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1150 00:51:14,765 --> 00:51:16,233 Cappo's big African head, innit? 1151 00:51:16,966 --> 00:51:19,399 You'd think there's a brain in there but... 1152 00:51:19,466 --> 00:51:21,366 Yeah, yeah, he's a dickhead. 1153 00:51:21,432 --> 00:51:23,233 Um... 1154 00:51:40,432 --> 00:51:43,765 [ Cellphone rings ] 1155 00:51:45,565 --> 00:51:47,399 - T. - Sigiddy-sigiddy-Soph. 1156 00:51:47,466 --> 00:51:48,899 [ Chuckles ] 1157 00:51:48,966 --> 00:51:50,531 Um... 1158 00:51:50,598 --> 00:51:52,100 What, what are you wearing, luv? 1159 00:51:52,166 --> 00:51:53,066 What am I wearing? 1160 00:51:53,133 --> 00:51:54,399 No, never mind. Never mind. 1161 00:51:54,466 --> 00:51:55,598 Uh... 1162 00:51:55,665 --> 00:51:58,732 Look, you got a minute, Soph? 1163 00:51:59,732 --> 00:52:01,366 - I'm downstairs. - Gimme a sec. 1164 00:52:01,432 --> 00:52:03,865 - But me quick, okay? - Good. 1165 00:52:03,933 --> 00:52:05,200 I wear Lynx Africa. 1166 00:52:05,265 --> 00:52:06,933 Okay. 1167 00:52:32,432 --> 00:52:34,432 [ Breathes heavily ] 1168 00:52:34,798 --> 00:52:36,732 Jesus Christ! 1169 00:52:37,866 --> 00:52:40,000 What are you doing here? 1170 00:52:40,066 --> 00:52:41,832 Um... 1171 00:52:42,466 --> 00:52:44,765 I need to talk to you, 1172 00:52:44,832 --> 00:52:46,765 uh, face to face. 1173 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,531 Um... 1174 00:52:49,598 --> 00:52:51,265 - Wait, is your dad in? - Hm? 1175 00:52:51,332 --> 00:52:52,432 Your dad, is he in? 1176 00:52:52,498 --> 00:52:54,033 Stop being silly. 1177 00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:55,866 Come here. 1178 00:52:58,966 --> 00:53:00,732 T, your eye! 1179 00:53:01,598 --> 00:53:03,066 What happened? 1180 00:53:03,133 --> 00:53:03,966 Mm, mm. 1181 00:53:04,033 --> 00:53:06,033 Had to bang one you still. 1182 00:53:06,466 --> 00:53:08,100 Fighting? 1183 00:53:08,166 --> 00:53:09,299 Terrell, what? 1184 00:53:09,366 --> 00:53:10,565 No, it really wasn't a fight. 1185 00:53:10,631 --> 00:53:11,866 Well, what happened? 1186 00:53:11,933 --> 00:53:13,933 It's just, it's been a long day. 1187 00:53:21,332 --> 00:53:23,133 Soph. 1188 00:53:24,665 --> 00:53:26,232 You see tonight, yeah, I just... 1189 00:53:26,299 --> 00:53:28,133 I know what you're gonna say. 1190 00:53:28,199 --> 00:53:29,265 Hmm? 1191 00:53:29,332 --> 00:53:30,399 Earlier. 1192 00:53:30,466 --> 00:53:31,799 I made it weird didn't I? 1193 00:53:31,866 --> 00:53:33,531 That whole being together at midnight thing. 1194 00:53:33,598 --> 00:53:36,199 Nah, no, no, no, no. I... 1195 00:53:36,265 --> 00:53:38,066 I just miss the boys so much. 1196 00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:42,232 I miss you. 1197 00:53:44,199 --> 00:53:47,033 ♪ It's my desire ♪ 1198 00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:48,933 No pressure. 1199 00:53:49,265 --> 00:53:51,466 Let's just have a wicked new year. 1200 00:53:51,866 --> 00:53:53,833 - Yeah? - Yeah, yeah. 1201 00:53:57,466 --> 00:54:00,199 Yeah. 1202 00:54:00,265 --> 00:54:02,565 Uh, Soph, wait. 1203 00:54:07,199 --> 00:54:08,432 I'm... 1204 00:54:08,498 --> 00:54:09,531 Excited? 1205 00:54:09,598 --> 00:54:10,899 Mm. 1206 00:54:10,966 --> 00:54:12,531 Me too. 1207 00:54:12,598 --> 00:54:15,165 I will meet you inside the club. 1208 00:54:15,232 --> 00:54:17,766 [ Both laugh ] 1209 00:54:17,833 --> 00:54:20,033 - I can't wait. - Yeah. 1210 00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:23,665 - [ Laughs ] - See you at 11:00, Terrell. 1211 00:54:23,732 --> 00:54:25,631 - [ Door closes ] - Oh, fuck. 1212 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,565 [ Beeping ] 1213 00:54:34,466 --> 00:54:35,866 So, what you gonna do? 1214 00:54:35,933 --> 00:54:38,199 Watch MTV Base in my stolen clothes. 1215 00:54:38,698 --> 00:54:40,799 Pretend I'm at a Lick Party. 1216 00:54:41,199 --> 00:54:42,366 You? 1217 00:54:42,432 --> 00:54:44,631 I dunno. 1218 00:54:45,966 --> 00:54:47,733 Call him. 1219 00:54:53,332 --> 00:54:55,099 Well, Happy New Year I guess. 1220 00:54:59,698 --> 00:55:01,598 [ Car door slams ] 1221 00:55:03,498 --> 00:55:05,132 Fuck! 1222 00:55:05,598 --> 00:55:08,899 Wait, so, so that's it? 1223 00:55:08,966 --> 00:55:10,933 Yeah? We had a plan. Caps, yeah? 1224 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,366 You know I don't like change. 1225 00:55:12,432 --> 00:55:15,065 Well, people change. 1226 00:55:15,132 --> 00:55:17,199 Eventually everything changes, Kid. 1227 00:55:23,033 --> 00:55:24,833 Whatever, man. 1228 00:55:27,265 --> 00:55:29,132 You coming in, love? 1229 00:55:29,199 --> 00:55:30,332 Not yet, Mum. 1230 00:55:30,399 --> 00:55:34,631 Calvin? Are you crying? 1231 00:55:50,265 --> 00:55:52,232 [ Cellphone rings ] 1232 00:56:03,265 --> 00:56:05,466 Yo, this is daddy Two Tonne. 1233 00:56:05,531 --> 00:56:07,432 Unfortunately, I can't come to the phone right now 1234 00:56:07,498 --> 00:56:11,199 'cause I'm in the gym, working on my abs and that. 1235 00:56:18,032 --> 00:56:20,899 Cap! I know where the tickets are. 1236 00:56:21,099 --> 00:56:23,065 [ Beeping ] 1237 00:56:57,165 --> 00:56:58,933 Fuck this. 1238 00:57:04,332 --> 00:57:06,833 [ Song plays ] 1239 00:57:12,065 --> 00:57:13,833 Boom! 1240 00:57:17,965 --> 00:57:20,899 Mm. Moschino thing, yeah? [ Chuckles ] 1241 00:57:27,032 --> 00:57:29,965 Hey, you know what? You're sexy, you know. 1242 00:57:34,299 --> 00:57:36,065 Ladies. 1243 00:57:43,999 --> 00:57:46,032 [ Sniffs ] 1244 00:57:56,232 --> 00:57:57,766 You gonna tidy that up? 1245 00:57:57,833 --> 00:57:59,366 We were just looking for our... 1246 00:57:59,432 --> 00:58:00,833 Ya sense? 1247 00:58:00,898 --> 00:58:03,132 You can't just run up in here making a mess! 1248 00:58:03,199 --> 00:58:04,265 Sorry, I just... 1249 00:58:04,332 --> 00:58:06,132 You are. 1250 00:58:06,199 --> 00:58:07,599 Both of you. 1251 00:58:07,666 --> 00:58:09,999 Sorry and forgetful. 1252 00:58:10,232 --> 00:58:11,699 You have no idea. 1253 00:58:11,766 --> 00:58:13,232 We've been looking for our tickets every... 1254 00:58:13,299 --> 00:58:14,733 Your tickets? 1255 00:58:14,799 --> 00:58:16,232 [ Chuckles ] I don't see your name on them. 1256 00:58:16,299 --> 00:58:17,699 Do you? 1257 00:58:17,766 --> 00:58:20,733 So you gonna buy them back or what, caaa... 1258 00:58:22,265 --> 00:58:24,032 We're closed. 1259 00:58:26,332 --> 00:58:29,099 Yeah, she even showed up at my workplace, bro. 1260 00:58:29,666 --> 00:58:31,965 By midnight, she gonna be my girlfriend. 1261 00:58:32,366 --> 00:58:33,466 Believe. 1262 00:58:33,532 --> 00:58:34,733 [ Laughs ] Are you sure? 1263 00:58:34,799 --> 00:58:36,898 You cutting it a bit fine, ain't ya? 1264 00:58:40,865 --> 00:58:42,965 Single ladies and couples come forward. 1265 00:58:43,032 --> 00:58:45,532 Have your tickets ready or names on the door. 1266 00:58:45,599 --> 00:58:49,232 Single guys, go home! 1267 00:58:49,299 --> 00:58:51,099 Sophie! 1268 00:58:51,432 --> 00:58:52,499 Sigiddy-sigiddy. 1269 00:58:52,566 --> 00:58:53,666 Shit. Sorry. 1270 00:58:53,733 --> 00:58:56,599 - I mean... - What? 1271 00:58:56,666 --> 00:58:58,165 Can you help me get in? 1272 00:58:58,232 --> 00:59:00,932 I wanna get in. Let's go in together. 1273 00:59:00,999 --> 00:59:03,799 Jesus! Someone went a bit heavy on the aftershave. 1274 00:59:03,865 --> 00:59:05,832 Look, we rolling, or do I have to find 1275 00:59:05,898 --> 00:59:07,332 another fake girlfriend? 1276 00:59:07,399 --> 00:59:09,432 My real girlfriend's probably already in there. 1277 00:59:09,499 --> 00:59:11,467 You got a girlfriend? 1278 00:59:11,898 --> 00:59:13,898 Well, not yet but... 1279 00:59:15,566 --> 00:59:17,699 Mind ya business, man. 1280 00:59:18,898 --> 00:59:21,566 Look, single guys ain't getting in. 1281 00:59:22,165 --> 00:59:23,932 Just help a brother out. 1282 00:59:24,733 --> 00:59:27,265 - Ella. - Two Tonne. 1283 00:59:27,332 --> 00:59:28,399 What kind of a name's... 1284 00:59:28,467 --> 00:59:29,965 Goo goo me. 1285 00:59:30,032 --> 00:59:31,265 What's goo goo? 1286 00:59:31,332 --> 00:59:32,499 You don't know goo goo? 1287 00:59:32,566 --> 00:59:36,467 - No. - Goo goo. It's a... 1288 00:59:36,532 --> 00:59:38,666 Internet galactic thing. 1289 00:59:39,065 --> 00:59:40,832 Oh, fuckin' Cap. 1290 00:59:41,467 --> 00:59:43,832 My name means King in Botswana. 1291 00:59:44,832 --> 00:59:47,666 Well, I guess it's on you your highness. 1292 00:59:47,733 --> 00:59:49,999 I got this. 1293 00:59:50,065 --> 00:59:52,132 Have your tickets ready or names on the door! 1294 00:59:52,199 --> 00:59:53,599 Excuse me. Celebrities coming through. 1295 00:59:53,666 --> 00:59:55,399 Yes, I'm a celebrity, thank you. 1296 00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:57,299 What are you saying, big man? 1297 00:59:57,366 --> 00:59:58,733 It's bloody Puff Daddy. 1298 00:59:58,798 --> 01:00:00,299 VIPs or couples? 1299 01:00:00,366 --> 01:00:03,299 Couples. The sexy ones. 1300 01:00:03,366 --> 01:00:05,132 Names? 1301 01:00:05,865 --> 01:00:07,499 Do you not know your own name, babe? 1302 01:00:07,566 --> 01:00:08,832 Say your name. 1303 01:00:08,898 --> 01:00:10,366 Do you need to phone a fuckin' friend? 1304 01:00:10,433 --> 01:00:12,232 What's your name? 1305 01:00:13,832 --> 01:00:15,599 Ella... 1306 01:00:16,065 --> 01:00:17,865 and... 1307 01:00:19,733 --> 01:00:22,865 Fitz... Gerald. 1308 01:00:23,566 --> 01:00:24,865 House! 1309 01:00:24,932 --> 01:00:26,733 Why you doing that for? Nah. Nah. 1310 01:00:26,798 --> 01:00:28,366 - We're down, my name's there. - What's he done? 1311 01:00:28,433 --> 01:00:29,532 Your name's down? You sure? 1312 01:00:29,599 --> 01:00:31,032 - Yeah. - You sure, son? 1313 01:00:31,099 --> 01:00:32,467 [ Mimicking ] Yes, I am sure, son. 1314 01:00:32,532 --> 01:00:34,032 I'll go and get my manager. 1315 01:00:34,099 --> 01:00:35,965 Look, man, I'm telling you my name's on... 1316 01:00:41,332 --> 01:00:43,065 Terrell? 1317 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,165 Kelly. 1318 01:00:47,199 --> 01:00:48,832 Looking good. 1319 01:00:48,898 --> 01:00:52,065 - Safe. - What happened to your eye? 1320 01:00:52,132 --> 01:00:53,433 It was a bee. 1321 01:00:53,499 --> 01:00:55,032 Pricked me in my eyelid. 1322 01:00:55,099 --> 01:00:57,832 Tickets. Terrell. I don't have time for this. 1323 01:00:58,199 --> 01:01:00,965 Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. 1324 01:01:01,699 --> 01:01:05,765 Kel, you know you're my sugar plum. 1325 01:01:05,832 --> 01:01:08,099 House! I beg you, grab this idiot! 1326 01:01:08,165 --> 01:01:11,798 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1327 01:01:11,865 --> 01:01:14,666 ♪ Just tell me why ♪ 1328 01:01:14,732 --> 01:01:17,199 ♪ Ain't nothing but a heart ♪ 1329 01:01:18,666 --> 01:01:21,832 House, get rid of him! 1330 01:01:22,467 --> 01:01:24,400 [ Sniffs ] 1331 01:01:24,467 --> 01:01:26,400 Is that cocoa butter? 1332 01:01:26,865 --> 01:01:27,932 100 quid then. 1333 01:01:27,999 --> 01:01:30,265 - Deal. - What? No! 1334 01:01:30,333 --> 01:01:32,299 I can't take any more of this sexual tension. 1335 01:01:32,367 --> 01:01:33,599 Mnh-mnh. 1336 01:01:33,666 --> 01:01:35,165 We're taking our tickets back. 1337 01:01:35,232 --> 01:01:36,232 Kid, lock the door. 1338 01:01:38,865 --> 01:01:42,898 Locking... the... door. 1339 01:01:44,698 --> 01:01:47,832 Cap, I'm unlocking the door. 1340 01:01:49,367 --> 01:01:50,433 This machete knife, lady... 1341 01:01:50,499 --> 01:01:52,099 It's Princess. 1342 01:01:52,165 --> 01:01:53,932 Princess, yeah? 1343 01:01:53,999 --> 01:01:55,065 Rah. 1344 01:01:55,132 --> 01:01:58,099 I'm not gonna let you make today worse. 1345 01:01:58,165 --> 01:02:00,566 Look, Kid, you don't have to pretend I'm a good manager 1346 01:02:00,632 --> 01:02:04,367 'cause... I can't pretend we want the same things anymore. 1347 01:02:04,698 --> 01:02:07,665 I know I should have said something sooner, 1348 01:02:07,732 --> 01:02:10,965 but I just want my boys back, man! 1349 01:02:12,099 --> 01:02:15,532 Not all this. And Miss Machete knife lady... 1350 01:02:15,599 --> 01:02:19,065 I mean Princess. I'm sorry about the mess. 1351 01:02:19,132 --> 01:02:24,765 And then tickets, just keep 'em. 1352 01:02:30,367 --> 01:02:32,599 [ Sighs ] 1353 01:02:33,599 --> 01:02:35,932 You're supposed to spend New Year's 1354 01:02:35,999 --> 01:02:37,665 with your loved ones. 1355 01:02:39,467 --> 01:02:41,631 Wherever doesn't matter. 1356 01:02:42,433 --> 01:02:44,065 [ Book thuds ] 1357 01:02:44,132 --> 01:02:47,099 Sounds like you're starting to understand that. 1358 01:02:55,965 --> 01:02:57,631 Mm. 1359 01:02:58,065 --> 01:03:00,065 [ Digital beeps ] 1360 01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:07,732 Sophie, man. 1361 01:03:09,132 --> 01:03:11,732 Yeah, I'm buzzed, mate, I'm buzzed. 1362 01:03:17,266 --> 01:03:19,999 [ Vehicle approaching ] 1363 01:03:20,065 --> 01:03:22,233 Oh, shit! 1364 01:03:29,598 --> 01:03:31,065 Aaaaah! 1365 01:03:31,132 --> 01:03:35,032 ♪ You just took in hiding from yourself ♪ 1366 01:03:35,099 --> 01:03:37,132 ♪ Always slip-sliding ♪ 1367 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:40,898 ♪ Every day a mask you're wearing ♪ 1368 01:03:40,965 --> 01:03:44,367 ♪ Trying to show you're surviving ♪ 1369 01:03:44,433 --> 01:03:49,565 ♪ On the run from soul 2 soul, but you can never ♪ 1370 01:03:49,631 --> 01:03:55,132 ♪ Find your goal, you lose the spirit at the cost ♪ 1371 01:03:55,200 --> 01:04:00,531 ♪ And now your soul it could be lost, lost, lost, lost! ♪ 1372 01:04:00,598 --> 01:04:03,598 ♪♪ 1373 01:04:06,665 --> 01:04:08,099 Yeah, there's seven in there now, mate. 1374 01:04:08,166 --> 01:04:11,032 Yeah. cool. I'll come back round, as well. 1375 01:04:11,099 --> 01:04:12,965 Gimme a minute. 1376 01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:17,099 [ Exhales ] 1377 01:04:28,133 --> 01:04:29,932 [ Laughs ] 1378 01:04:47,565 --> 01:04:49,233 You reckon he's definitely there? 1379 01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:50,467 Look, whatever happens, 1380 01:04:50,531 --> 01:04:51,798 we're doing New Years together. 1381 01:04:51,865 --> 01:04:53,999 And there's only one place T's going. 1382 01:04:54,065 --> 01:04:55,999 - Your Mum's house. - Where Sophie is. 1383 01:04:56,065 --> 01:04:58,467 - Where Sophie is. - So what's the plan then? 1384 01:04:58,531 --> 01:04:59,732 Colosseum's the plan. 1385 01:04:59,798 --> 01:05:01,467 We're going Twice As Nice, bruv. 1386 01:05:01,531 --> 01:05:02,999 [ Laughs ] Yeah. 1387 01:05:03,065 --> 01:05:04,832 Yeah. 1388 01:05:05,531 --> 01:05:07,999 [ Horns honking ] 1389 01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:18,665 Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. 1390 01:05:21,698 --> 01:05:24,300 What are you doing back here? 1391 01:05:24,367 --> 01:05:25,898 I lost my friends at the bar. 1392 01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:27,665 I can't find my sort of girlfriend. 1393 01:05:27,732 --> 01:05:30,598 I-I went through some door and ended up here, so... 1394 01:05:30,665 --> 01:05:33,898 That way. 1395 01:05:35,466 --> 01:05:37,032 Yeee! 1396 01:06:07,898 --> 01:06:09,133 Yeah! 1397 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:12,133 [ Shouting indistinctly ] 1398 01:06:15,732 --> 01:06:18,399 [ Crowd booing ] 1399 01:06:18,665 --> 01:06:22,200 ♪♪ 1400 01:06:22,266 --> 01:06:26,033 ♪ In such a short time ♪ 1401 01:06:26,100 --> 01:06:30,233 ♪♪ 1402 01:06:30,300 --> 01:06:33,266 Hey, yeah! 1403 01:06:34,466 --> 01:06:38,066 ♪ Grow wiser ♪ 1404 01:06:38,133 --> 01:06:41,531 ♪♪ 1405 01:06:41,598 --> 01:06:43,200 [ Shouting indistinctly ] 1406 01:06:43,266 --> 01:06:44,399 Oi! Oi! Oi! 1407 01:06:44,466 --> 01:06:46,366 Come on. 1408 01:06:46,432 --> 01:06:57,166 ♪♪ 1409 01:06:57,233 --> 01:07:07,932 ♪♪ 1410 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:18,531 ♪♪ 1411 01:07:18,598 --> 01:07:21,399 You wanna be with me at midnight. 1412 01:07:21,466 --> 01:07:25,366 Whatever happens with Sophie, I'm starting the year 2000 1413 01:07:25,432 --> 01:07:28,631 at Twice As flippin' Nice with my best mates. 1414 01:07:28,698 --> 01:07:31,366 Terrell, let's just have a wicked new year. 1415 01:07:31,432 --> 01:07:33,066 Yeah? 1416 01:07:35,033 --> 01:07:35,832 ♪♪ 1417 01:07:35,898 --> 01:07:37,300 Where's my massive crew? 1418 01:07:37,366 --> 01:07:40,100 Booo! 1419 01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:46,631 ♪♪ 1420 01:07:46,698 --> 01:07:53,332 ♪♪ 1421 01:07:53,399 --> 01:07:55,399 Oi, Fitz! How'd you get in? 1422 01:07:55,466 --> 01:07:57,898 Sophie, where are ya? 1423 01:08:03,066 --> 01:08:04,631 Fuck. 1424 01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,765 [ Digital beeps ] 1425 01:08:13,033 --> 01:08:14,531 Look, we're never gonna get there on time. 1426 01:08:14,598 --> 01:08:15,966 I don't even know where we are. 1427 01:08:16,033 --> 01:08:18,299 - Kid, you looking? - Hm? 1428 01:08:18,366 --> 01:08:19,898 Kid, Kid, Kid, Kid, are you looking? 1429 01:08:19,966 --> 01:08:22,100 - I'm on it, Cap! - Thank you. 1430 01:08:22,166 --> 01:08:23,933 Imagine if you computerized this book, Caps. 1431 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,832 Satellite navigation thing, like what the planes have. 1432 01:08:25,899 --> 01:08:28,265 Like a little screen that told you where you were 1433 01:08:28,332 --> 01:08:29,665 and where you wanted to go. 1434 01:08:29,732 --> 01:08:31,631 - Ooh, like imagine typing... - Shut up! 1435 01:08:31,698 --> 01:08:33,332 - ...in your mum's house... - Shut up! Shut up! 1436 01:08:33,399 --> 01:08:36,066 - Bit rude really, but safe. - Sorry, man. 1437 01:08:36,133 --> 01:08:37,899 - Alright, left or right? - I dunno. 1438 01:08:37,966 --> 01:08:39,832 According to my calculations, we should be in a park. 1439 01:08:39,899 --> 01:08:41,933 Is it on your left, or is it on your right? 1440 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,865 - Which one? - This one or this one. 1441 01:08:44,933 --> 01:08:47,000 - Left or right? - We're near Boroughga. 1442 01:08:47,066 --> 01:08:48,698 - Borough. - What Borough? 1443 01:08:48,765 --> 01:08:50,000 Uh, it's just saying Borough here, bro. 1444 01:08:50,066 --> 01:08:51,598 Look at the map! What borough? 1445 01:08:51,665 --> 01:08:53,598 On the left of South-wark Bridge. 1446 01:08:53,665 --> 01:08:55,200 Sounds like a Turkish food, bruv. 1447 01:08:55,265 --> 01:08:56,765 South-wark. 1448 01:08:56,832 --> 01:08:58,399 Right, I need to know, I need to know now. 1449 01:08:58,466 --> 01:08:59,531 - Left, left right! - Safe, safe. 1450 01:09:00,265 --> 01:09:01,866 London is in Europe because London... 1451 01:09:01,933 --> 01:09:04,332 - London is in England! - England is in Europe! 1452 01:09:04,399 --> 01:09:06,133 No, but don't worry, bruv. I know where to go! 1453 01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:07,798 But, bro, bro, what if the police stop us, huh? 1454 01:09:07,866 --> 01:09:09,531 What did NWA say? 1455 01:09:09,598 --> 01:09:11,033 Fuck the police! 1456 01:09:11,100 --> 01:09:12,899 That way. 1457 01:09:13,332 --> 01:09:15,066 Turn that way... 1458 01:09:15,133 --> 01:09:17,899 Oi, Two Tonne! 1459 01:09:17,966 --> 01:09:19,732 - Fuck do you want now, man? - Cap, where you going, man? 1460 01:09:19,798 --> 01:09:21,866 - Cap! - T... 1461 01:09:22,166 --> 01:09:25,598 T... Bruv, got the tickets, but, you know, 1462 01:09:25,665 --> 01:09:27,665 we got lost and couldn't find the club, so... 1463 01:09:27,732 --> 01:09:29,366 Yo, T, man, where you going? 1464 01:09:29,432 --> 01:09:32,166 Home. I'm done, bruv. 1465 01:09:32,232 --> 01:09:33,833 You lot just go, innit. 1466 01:09:33,899 --> 01:09:35,399 The best thing for all of us is just to... 1467 01:09:35,466 --> 01:09:37,732 Nah, nah, the best thing I could do as your manager 1468 01:09:37,798 --> 01:09:40,000 is fire your manager. 1469 01:09:40,066 --> 01:09:41,498 What? 1470 01:09:41,966 --> 01:09:44,765 Listen, T, this is the last time things 1471 01:09:44,833 --> 01:09:47,299 are gonna be the way they were. 1472 01:09:47,366 --> 01:09:50,531 'Cause I'm leaving the I.C.C. 1473 01:09:50,598 --> 01:09:54,598 It's for the best. For everyone. 1474 01:09:55,833 --> 01:09:58,732 I've been practicing that since this morning. 1475 01:10:02,466 --> 01:10:06,833 T, I can't deejay, I can't emcee. 1476 01:10:08,332 --> 01:10:10,100 But I love you both. 1477 01:10:14,665 --> 01:10:16,799 Just let me do that, man. 1478 01:10:26,631 --> 01:10:28,732 Cap... 1479 01:10:30,399 --> 01:10:32,732 We can't do this without you. 1480 01:10:35,833 --> 01:10:37,232 What happens if we don't... 1481 01:10:37,299 --> 01:10:39,100 You will! 1482 01:10:40,132 --> 01:10:41,432 I don't know, man. 1483 01:10:41,498 --> 01:10:44,631 You never needed me to do what you're good at. 1484 01:10:46,066 --> 01:10:49,033 It's about time you started to believe that, too. 1485 01:10:52,033 --> 01:10:55,598 The home ain't going anywhere, Caps. 1486 01:10:58,132 --> 01:11:00,199 Just make sure you come back, innit. 1487 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,766 - [ Chuckles ] - Come on. 1488 01:11:02,833 --> 01:11:05,265 Are you man gonna snog? 1489 01:11:05,466 --> 01:11:07,598 - Shut up, Kid! - Shut up, Kid! 1490 01:11:12,866 --> 01:11:16,799 You two are gonna be massive without me. 1491 01:11:17,466 --> 01:11:19,866 I know it. Alright? 1492 01:11:19,933 --> 01:11:21,866 That change I can handle. 1493 01:11:22,232 --> 01:11:23,265 Just. 1494 01:11:23,332 --> 01:11:24,866 [ Laughter ] 1495 01:11:24,933 --> 01:11:26,432 Alright, so where are we going for midnight? 1496 01:11:26,498 --> 01:11:27,733 I already been Twice As Nice. 1497 01:11:27,799 --> 01:11:30,033 I can't do another crappy club man. 1498 01:11:32,498 --> 01:11:33,899 It was crap? 1499 01:11:33,966 --> 01:11:35,631 Nah, nah. It was amazing. 1500 01:11:35,698 --> 01:11:37,466 [ Laughter ] 1501 01:11:37,531 --> 01:11:40,799 But I couldn't find Soph, and you man weren't there, 1502 01:11:40,866 --> 01:11:43,766 so we need a new plan for midnight. 1503 01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:46,165 New plan? Sophie couldn't get through to you. 1504 01:11:46,232 --> 01:11:49,265 She called me, bruv. She'll be there now, T. 1505 01:11:49,332 --> 01:11:51,766 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 1506 01:11:51,833 --> 01:11:54,099 - Oh, shit, yeah. - Oh, shit! 1507 01:11:54,165 --> 01:11:57,132 - Sophie, Sophie. - Come on, man! 1508 01:12:01,531 --> 01:12:03,466 [ Engine starts, revs ] 1509 01:12:03,531 --> 01:12:06,265 [ Engine stalls ] 1510 01:12:07,232 --> 01:12:09,799 [ Digital beeps ] 1511 01:12:09,866 --> 01:12:11,899 I couldn't find her. 1512 01:12:11,966 --> 01:12:14,132 She probably just changed her mind and just went somewhere. 1513 01:12:14,199 --> 01:12:16,265 - She'll be there, T. - She'll be there, bro. 1514 01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:17,833 Oh, Shit! 1515 01:12:17,899 --> 01:12:20,199 Wait, there! Bruv, there, taxi rank. 1516 01:12:20,265 --> 01:12:21,666 There, there, there, there, there! 1517 01:12:21,733 --> 01:12:22,899 It's Sophie, T. She's waiting! 1518 01:12:22,966 --> 01:12:25,065 Look! Look! Cap, stop the car! 1519 01:12:25,132 --> 01:12:26,933 No, no, no. I can't, not here. 1520 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,631 No, just chill man. Just let me park up over there. 1521 01:12:28,699 --> 01:12:30,132 Just stop the fuckin' car, man! 1522 01:12:30,199 --> 01:12:31,466 Nah, nah, nah, it's a double yellow. 1523 01:12:31,531 --> 01:12:33,132 I can't stop. 1524 01:12:33,199 --> 01:12:34,531 [ All shouting ] 1525 01:12:34,598 --> 01:12:36,132 Aaah! 1526 01:12:36,199 --> 01:12:43,432 [ People cheering, fireworks exploding ] 1527 01:12:43,699 --> 01:12:47,199 [ Phone beeps, Big Ben chimes ] 1528 01:12:47,265 --> 01:12:49,565 Happy New Year. 1529 01:12:49,632 --> 01:12:51,531 Yo, go get your midnight kiss. 1530 01:12:51,598 --> 01:12:53,699 She's waiting. 1531 01:12:55,366 --> 01:12:58,165 - Alright, just, just... - Just pop, pop the red button. 1532 01:12:58,232 --> 01:12:59,498 No, no, the red one, the red one. 1533 01:12:59,565 --> 01:13:01,099 - Hold it. - No, don't, don't! 1534 01:13:01,165 --> 01:13:02,332 No, no, no, no, no, no! 1535 01:13:02,399 --> 01:13:05,966 Gentle. Gentle like that, man! 1536 01:13:06,032 --> 01:13:09,666 [ All shouting ] 1537 01:13:09,733 --> 01:13:12,165 - Okay! Okay! - Fuckin' hell! 1538 01:13:12,232 --> 01:13:13,833 Come on, T boss! 1539 01:13:13,899 --> 01:13:17,531 [ Shouting indistinctly ] 1540 01:13:17,598 --> 01:13:19,466 Check your breath, check your breath. 1541 01:13:19,531 --> 01:13:21,132 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1542 01:13:21,199 --> 01:13:24,999 What happened, T? Where were you? 1543 01:13:26,232 --> 01:13:27,965 I tried to tell you. 1544 01:13:28,032 --> 01:13:31,399 I messed up. We lost our tickets, Soph. 1545 01:13:32,232 --> 01:13:34,531 Actually, I snuck in without the boys. 1546 01:13:34,599 --> 01:13:36,265 I even left my phone at home. 1547 01:13:36,332 --> 01:13:39,132 I thought you were the one standing me up. 1548 01:13:39,199 --> 01:13:41,565 He needs to go full monster boy. 1549 01:13:41,632 --> 01:13:43,766 Huh? 1550 01:13:44,866 --> 01:13:48,466 ♪ I can't live without you ♪ 1551 01:13:48,531 --> 01:13:52,432 ♪ Know I did you wrong, girl, know I did you wrong, girl ♪ 1552 01:13:52,498 --> 01:13:54,366 ♪ It's my fault ♪ 1553 01:13:54,432 --> 01:13:55,766 Look, I'm not good at this. 1554 01:13:55,833 --> 01:14:00,498 I mean, I pretend I am, but I just... 1555 01:14:00,566 --> 01:14:02,965 I just need to be a better friend. 1556 01:14:05,799 --> 01:14:10,432 If you wanna be a good boyfriend, then you'd better. 1557 01:14:10,498 --> 01:14:12,833 - Huh? - Hm? 1558 01:14:12,899 --> 01:14:15,032 - [ Laughs ] - ♪ I can see my whole world ♪ 1559 01:14:15,099 --> 01:14:18,232 ♪ Changing 'cause of you, it's upside down ♪ 1560 01:14:18,299 --> 01:14:19,666 ♪ I'm lonely ♪ 1561 01:14:19,733 --> 01:14:23,733 I told you, I want to be with you at 12:00. 1562 01:14:24,332 --> 01:14:27,498 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1563 01:14:27,566 --> 01:14:28,866 Alright. 1564 01:14:28,932 --> 01:14:33,065 ♪ Try, try, try, try, try, try ♪ 1565 01:14:33,132 --> 01:14:36,766 ♪ I can see my whole world changing ♪ 1566 01:14:36,833 --> 01:14:38,599 ♪ There's no need to live if I can't be ♪ 1567 01:14:38,666 --> 01:14:40,099 ♪ I can't be with you ♪ 1568 01:14:40,165 --> 01:14:42,999 ♪ And what I did was wrong, I'm sorry ♪ 1569 01:14:43,065 --> 01:14:46,232 ♪ Doesn't know how much I really miss you ♪ 1570 01:14:46,299 --> 01:14:47,666 Your hair looks nice. 1571 01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:51,432 [ Laughs ] Thanks. 1572 01:14:51,498 --> 01:14:53,733 - Barely touched it. - Nah, I love it. 1573 01:14:53,799 --> 01:14:56,265 - [ Laughs ] - Swirly and that. 1574 01:14:56,332 --> 01:15:00,032 Wow! [ Laughs ] 1575 01:15:06,399 --> 01:15:08,165 [ Fireworks exploding ] 1576 01:15:08,232 --> 01:15:10,065 [ Laughs ] 1577 01:15:10,132 --> 01:15:13,999 You ain't gotta pretend to be someone you're not for me, T. 1578 01:15:15,265 --> 01:15:18,466 I'm still the same me. 1579 01:15:18,532 --> 01:15:20,566 That's what I want. 1580 01:15:29,299 --> 01:15:31,032 [ Chuckles ] 1581 01:15:31,099 --> 01:15:37,499 ♪♪ 1582 01:15:37,566 --> 01:15:39,632 Caps... 1583 01:15:39,699 --> 01:15:41,366 Are we stuck here? 1584 01:15:41,432 --> 01:15:44,199 We ain't stuck here, T. 1585 01:15:44,265 --> 01:15:46,199 We're from here. 1586 01:15:48,265 --> 01:15:50,999 - Alright. - [ Laughs ] 1587 01:15:51,065 --> 01:15:57,666 ♪♪ 1588 01:15:57,733 --> 01:16:04,532 ♪♪ 1589 01:16:04,599 --> 01:16:09,499 ♪ He had good news ♪ 1590 01:16:09,566 --> 01:16:12,232 ♪ Good news, good news ♪ 1591 01:16:12,299 --> 01:16:15,898 ♪ For those ♪ 1592 01:16:15,965 --> 01:16:19,733 ♪ Dedicating their lives ♪ 1593 01:16:19,798 --> 01:16:24,433 ♪ To the spirit ♪ 1594 01:16:24,499 --> 01:16:27,332 ♪ Spirit, spirit ♪ 1595 01:16:27,399 --> 01:16:30,766 ♪ Once, love ♪ 1596 01:16:30,832 --> 01:16:34,566 ♪ Was the focus of ♪ 1597 01:16:34,632 --> 01:16:39,467 ♪ The true message ♪ 1598 01:16:39,532 --> 01:16:41,965 ♪ Message, message ♪ 1599 01:16:42,032 --> 01:16:49,666 ♪ Every body felt attention ♪ 1600 01:16:49,733 --> 01:16:54,299 ♪ Time was fading ♪ 1601 01:16:54,366 --> 01:16:57,232 ♪ Fading, Gabriel play ♪ 1602 01:16:57,316 --> 01:16:59,902 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 1603 01:17:00,003 --> 01:17:02,566 ♪♪ 1604 01:17:02,632 --> 01:17:05,699 ♪ Gabriel play ♪ 1605 01:17:09,965 --> 01:17:15,132 ♪ Gabriel play, play ♪ 1606 01:17:17,699 --> 01:17:23,199 ♪ Gabriel, play, ay, ay, ay ♪ 1607 01:17:27,099 --> 01:17:30,599 ♪ Dancing ♪ 1608 01:17:30,666 --> 01:17:34,433 ♪ Soon became a way ♪ 1609 01:17:34,499 --> 01:17:38,032 ♪ To communicate ♪ 1610 01:17:38,099 --> 01:17:41,965 ♪ Municate, municate, municate ♪ 1611 01:17:42,032 --> 01:17:49,566 ♪ If the music deep in your soul ♪ 1612 01:17:49,632 --> 01:17:51,965 Gabriel 1613 01:17:52,032 --> 01:17:55,599 ♪ Playing, playing, hold on ♪ 1614 01:17:55,666 --> 01:17:57,765 ♪ Hold on ♪ 1615 01:18:02,532 --> 01:18:04,932 ♪ Gabriel play ♪ 1616 01:18:10,132 --> 01:18:13,732 ♪ Gabriel play ♪ 1617 01:18:13,798 --> 01:18:17,232 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1618 01:18:17,299 --> 01:18:20,632 ♪ Gabriel play ♪ 1619 01:18:26,798 --> 01:18:30,333 ♪ Those that ♪ 1620 01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:34,165 ♪ Stand aside and watch ♪ 1621 01:18:34,232 --> 01:18:36,865 ♪ The soul ♪ 1622 01:18:36,932 --> 01:18:41,599 ♪ Moving, grooving, moving, grooving ♪ 1623 01:18:41,665 --> 01:18:43,566 ♪ Stand ♪ 1624 01:18:43,632 --> 01:18:45,632 ♪ Clap your hands ♪ 1625 01:18:45,698 --> 01:18:49,265 ♪ Be the one to show ♪ 1626 01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:51,898 ♪ Your love ♪ 1627 01:18:51,965 --> 01:18:54,599 ♪ Overflowing, overflowing, overflowing ♪ 1628 01:18:54,665 --> 01:18:58,765 ♪ Gabriel play ♪ 1629 01:19:01,665 --> 01:19:06,232 ♪ Sweet Gabriel play ♪ 1630 01:19:09,665 --> 01:19:11,999 ♪ Gabriel play ♪ 1631 01:19:17,566 --> 01:19:20,099 ♪ Gabriel play ♪ 1632 01:19:24,698 --> 01:19:30,132 ♪ Just release your soul to the love that's holding you ♪ 1633 01:19:31,599 --> 01:19:34,898 ♪ That's consoling you ♪ 1634 01:19:37,333 --> 01:19:42,999 ♪ Your eyes are dancing, wear it out ♪ 112587