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Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.00,0:00:47.01,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"My Generation" plays
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.13,0:03:05.93,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Congratulations,\NHudson High class of 2004.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.74,0:03:25.07,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,There she is. Fiona!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.16,0:03:28.40,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.41,0:03:30.28,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Hey.\N- Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.29,0:03:32.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Ha, ha.\N- Hey, you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.92,0:03:35.12,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mm.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.13,0:03:38.37,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Congratulations, graduate.\N- Thanks, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.38,0:03:40.29,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,And congratulations to you, Cooper.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.30,0:03:42.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Aw. Thanks, baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.01,0:03:44.04,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Nice try.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.05,0:03:46.28,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,All right. See you at Wade's party tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.29,0:03:48.44,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- See you then.\N- All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.22,0:03:52.34,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So it's just you and me\Nfor the entire summer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.35,0:03:54.64,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Next year you graduate,\Njoin me at college.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.65,0:03:56.18,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,See? Just like we planned.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.23,0:03:59.77,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Scott, we need to talk.\N- Yeah? About what?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.07,0:04:01.84,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,About me dumping you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.07,0:04:03.27,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.28,0:04:08.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,There he is. The graduate\Nand his beautiful girlfriend. Huh? Okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.58,0:04:10.94,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Smile, you two.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.95,0:04:14.78,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Action.\N- Dad, Mom, Grandma...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.79,0:04:16.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...Uncle Moke, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.17,0:04:18.67,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...I'm gonna need a minute here, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.68,0:04:20.47,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What do you mean, you're dumping me?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.48,0:04:24.33,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scott, I just can't take all the lying and cheating\Non each other anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.34,0:04:27.54,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What are you talking about?\NSweetie, I never cheated on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.55,0:04:29.80,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I know. That's what makes this so hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.81,0:04:31.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You're looking good, you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.10,0:04:34.38,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty, it's not you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.39,0:04:36.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.19,0:04:40.35,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,There l go, lying again. No, it was you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.36,0:04:42.67,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You're just so...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.71,0:04:43.90,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- ...predictable.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.91,0:04:45.38,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,THOMAS: Smile!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.37,0:04:47.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So that's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.99,0:04:51.68,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Here's your letter jacket back. Goodbye.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.41,0:04:54.13,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This isn't mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.54,0:05:01.50,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,She's a keeper, huh? Oh, wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.51,0:05:04.01,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.18,0:05:07.29,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Fiona!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.73,0:05:15.84,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER:\NLet's see that again.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.48,0:05:20.18,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Fiona!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.19,0:05:22.93,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- This is just so brutal.\N- Ha, ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.94,0:05:26.49,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,And yet I can't look away.\NBert, play it again. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.70,0:05:30.36,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT: Fiona!\N- Bert, get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.37,0:05:32.65,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ha, ha. Okay. See you, Coop.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.66,0:05:35.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,All right. Stay black, Bert.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.46,0:05:38.49,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ha, ha. "Fiona!"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.50,0:05:40.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mail, motherfucker!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.92,0:05:42.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey, I got one from Mieke.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.72,0:05:47.47,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"Happy herzlichen."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.48,0:05:51.00,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You still writing that guy?\NI thought that was just for German class.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.01,0:05:54.67,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Uh, yeah, it was at first,\Nbut we're actually becoming good friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.68,0:05:56.30,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,He's a really cool guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.31,0:06:01.11,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"Dear Mieke,\Ngreetings from your American pen pal."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.82,0:06:03.88,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty, Girl Scouts have pen pals.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.44,0:06:06.77,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Listen to yourself, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.78,0:06:09.73,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You met a "cool guy" on the "Internet."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.74,0:06:12.89,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This is how these sexual predators work.\NNext thing you know...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.90,0:06:15.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...he's gonna want to "arrange a meeting"...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.17,0:06:18.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...uh, where he will gas you,\Nstuff you in the back of his van...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.17,0:06:20.25,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...and make a wind chime\Nout of your genitals.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.26,0:06:22.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Ha, ha.\N- Come on, let's go to Wade's.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.46,0:06:25.29,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,All right. Screw it. Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.30,0:06:28.04,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm not gonna let Fiona\Nruin my graduation night.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.05,0:06:30.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Auf wiedersehen, Mieke.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.07,0:06:46.56,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Heh. What's up, losers?\N- What's up, Jenny?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.57,0:06:47.93,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What's up, dude?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.94,0:06:51.94,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Sorry to hear about Fiona. She's a whore.\N- That's very sweet of you. Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.95,0:06:55.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Enough Fiona talk. Look around.\NThere's gotta be 100 drunk girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.17,0:06:57.61,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We should try to have sex\Nwith every one of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.62,0:06:59.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hello? Mixed company?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.92,0:07:01.28,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.29,0:07:03.00,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- I'm a girl.\N- No, you're not.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.01,0:07:07.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- You're just a cool guy with long hair.\N- So where's your evil twin brother at?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.17,0:07:09.04,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Jenny!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.05,0:07:10.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh. There he is.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.38,0:07:14.09,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey, Jamie. ln fine form, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.10,0:07:17.42,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mm. Why'd you get me gin and tonic?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.43,0:07:20.05,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- I hate gin.\N- You do?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.06,0:07:23.25,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You guys are the worst twins ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.07,0:07:26.88,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Chug! Chug! Chug!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.15,0:07:32.77,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- When are you guys taking off?\N- Tomorrow morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.78,0:07:36.52,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey, Wade. Great party, bud.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.37,0:07:39.32,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Man, I am so excited.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.33,0:07:42.03,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,A whole summer,\Nbackpacking around Europe.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.04,0:07:45.83,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You should've come with us\Ninstead of working for Dr. Dad, Scotty!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.84,0:07:48.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh! lt's gonna be so awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.46,0:07:53.26,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yeah. l planned every detail of the trip\Nto maximize the fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.47,0:07:55.59,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You brought a guidebook to a party?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.60,0:07:59.14,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Do you wanna see my itinerary?\N- Do you wanna see my balls?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.57,0:08:03.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- You guys decide where you're gonna go first?\N- Paris! I can't wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.00,0:08:08.01,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I heard two years ago, Nicky Jager's sister,\NDebbie, met a wealthy French guy...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.02,0:08:11.03,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...and spent a month sailing\Nthe Mediterranean on his yacht.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.04,0:08:14.27,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Isn't that the most romantic thing\Nyou've ever heard?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.28,0:08:16.98,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Stuck on a boat with a weird French guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.24,0:08:22.95,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- That sounds a little gay.\N- It's not gay. I'm a girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.96,0:08:24.87,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Kind of gay.\N- A little gay.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.08,0:08:29.18,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,All right, l gotta piss like a pregnant woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.96,0:08:32.83,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey, listen up, everybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.84,0:08:36.59,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Got a little special thing\NI'd like to do tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.60,0:08:41.40,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Gonna play a little song for you\Nabout the nastiest, freakiest...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.60,0:08:44.34,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...little sex puppet I know...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.64,0:08:46.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...Fiona.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.24,0:08:55.28,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This one's for you, baby.\NHappy anniversary.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.24,0:09:04.07,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know\NThat Fiona and me
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.08,0:09:06.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Do it in my van every Sunday
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.67,0:09:09.58,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,She tells him she's in church\NBut she doesn't go
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.59,0:09:12.88,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Still, she's on her knees\NAnd Scotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.42,0:09:16.75,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, Scotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.76,0:09:19.67,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So don't tell Scotty\NScotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.68,0:09:21.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.24,0:09:23.88,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I hope we're just as popular in college...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.89,0:09:25.34,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...as we were in high school.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.35,0:09:27.35,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We will be.\Nl know.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.36,0:09:30.51,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Who needs more Chablis?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.44,0:09:34.23,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Candy, wanna come with?\NCANDY: No, I'll stay here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.24,0:09:36.25,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER:\NHello, Candy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.16,0:09:41.52,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Whoops!\N- Aah!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.53,0:09:44.19,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ha, ha. Holy cow!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.20,0:09:46.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, this isn't where I parked my car.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.46,0:09:51.34,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I can't believe he's so trusting
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.21,0:09:56.79,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,While I'm right behind you thrusting
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.80,0:09:59.46,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,'Cause Scotty doesn't know\NScotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.47,0:10:01.38,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Cooper Harris, you're a pig.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.39,0:10:05.90,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Uh, Candy, before you go, uh,\Nyou might wanna clean that off.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.98,0:10:08.18,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Clean what off?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.19,0:10:11.77,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's like, uh, dirt, or something. Go like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.48,0:10:18.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Well, no, it's kind of under,\Nand to the side...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.07,0:10:20.44,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...and under.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.45,0:10:22.51,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Is it off?\N- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.08,0:10:25.68,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I think your top is getting in the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.75,0:10:29.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Really?\N- Trust me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.30,0:10:41.29,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,That's better. Uh, but keep rubbing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.64,0:10:49.88,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I did it with her on his birthday
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.90,0:10:55.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know\NScotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.61,0:11:00.55,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Don't tell Scotty\NScotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.03,0:11:04.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER:\NMm-hm. Mm-hm.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.53,0:11:06.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No, it's just not coming off.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.70,0:11:12.27,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- What is it?\N- Fine, I'll do it. Come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.42,0:11:14.33,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God. Candy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.50,0:11:17.37,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Cooper.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.13,0:11:19.75,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.92,0:11:23.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This isn't where I parked my car.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.37,0:11:27.15,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.02,0:11:32.43,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,BAND: Scotty doesn't know\NScotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.44,0:11:35.39,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know\NScotty doesn't, Scotty doesn't....
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.40,0:11:36.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.78,0:11:40.20,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know. Scotty doesn't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.86,0:11:43.98,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This band rocks.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.99,0:11:45.76,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.10,0:12:12.34,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mail, motherfucker.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.03,0:12:20.43,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey, Mieke.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.44,0:12:25.24,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"Dear Scott, I was very sad to hear\Nabout your lady woman, Fiona, dumping you."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.37,0:12:30.28,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Since you no longer have a girlfriend,\Nmaybe I could come to America...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.29,0:12:34.71,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...and we could get to know\Neach other better. Perhaps we could...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.67,0:12:36.87,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"...zussamen."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.88,0:12:40.32,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What the fuck is "zussamen"?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.89,0:12:48.42,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"Arrange a meeting."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.43,0:12:51.59,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No, no, no. Come on. Cooper was right.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.60,0:12:53.47,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This guy wants to have sex with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.48,0:12:57.30,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Um, "listen, Mieke..."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.31,0:13:00.27,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...I don't want to arrange\Nany meetings with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.73,0:13:02.77,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You sick, German freak.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.78,0:13:06.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So please keep your hands off my genitals...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.07,0:13:10.87,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...and never write to me again,\Nand don't come to America.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.16,0:13:12.68,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"Goodbye."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.83,0:13:19.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ow.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.89,0:13:34.63,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm never drinking again.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.85,0:13:36.23,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.32,0:13:43.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Bert, what are you doing?\N- Reading your e-mail.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.32,0:13:45.23,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Don't do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.28,0:13:49.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Why are you wearing my bathrobe?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.70,0:13:51.27,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, l'm sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.28,0:13:54.83,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...but somebody pissed\Nall over mine last night.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.46,0:14:00.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Wow. l can't believe this German chick\Nwants to come here and hook up with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.71,0:14:03.24,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I don't think so, buddy. Mieke's a guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.25,0:14:06.37,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Um, no, it says right here,\N"trauriges madchen."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.38,0:14:09.04,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"I was a sad girl to hear about Fiona."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.05,0:14:13.09,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm taking Intro to German,\Nand even I know that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.10,0:14:14.51,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.52,0:14:16.59,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,He sent me a picture, retardo.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.60,0:14:20.43,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,See? That's a picture of Mieke\Nand that's his cute cousin, Jan.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.44,0:14:22.39,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No, retardo.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.40,0:14:26.14,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,That's Jan, a man's name,\Nand that's not "Mike."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.15,0:14:29.23,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's "Mieke,"\NA common German girl's name...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.24,0:14:31.10,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...similar to our Michelle.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.45,0:14:34.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I hope you wrote her back\Nand told her to come and visit.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.91,0:14:38.78,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You didn't?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.79,0:14:40.87,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You thought she was a guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.88,0:14:44.21,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm getting the video camera. Ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.21,0:14:48.46,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- What an asshole.\N- No. No.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.47,0:14:50.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.09,0:14:54.12,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.44,0:15:26.04,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT: "Address blocked"?\N"E-mail not delivered."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.05,0:15:28.95,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No. No, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.30,0:15:31.54,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey, Mom made waffles.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.55,0:15:35.24,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- What's going on?\N- I'm in love with my pen pal.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.26,0:15:37.47,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm in love with Mieke.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.64,0:15:43.01,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Okay. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.02,0:15:46.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You know what?\NI was actually expecting this.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.32,0:15:50.39,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,And frankly, l'm flattered\Nyou picked me to come out to first.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.40,0:15:53.07,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,And don't worry about telling your folks...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.08,0:15:56.78,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- ...because, uh, l think they already know.\N- No, you idiot. Mieke is a girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.79,0:16:00.19,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No, no, I get it. Yeah.\NHe's the girl, and you're the girl...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.20,0:16:03.10,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...and sometimes, uh, you're both the girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.58,0:16:07.41,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Right? Right? That's hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.42,0:16:10.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,But whatever works for you.\NI'm not gonna judge it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.63,0:16:13.95,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Will you stop? Look, come here.\NLook at this picture.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.86,0:16:16.71,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER:\NWow. Who's the hot chick?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.72,0:16:19.88,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,That's Mieke. I mean, Mieke.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.89,0:16:22.93,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,That's Mieke? That's who\Nyou've been writing to all this time?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.94,0:16:27.74,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Until last night, when l took your advice\Nand told her to keep her hands off my genitals.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.98,0:16:32.40,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Given what we know now, that seems\Nlike the exact opposite of what you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.41,0:16:36.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This is a total disaster.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.32,0:16:39.57,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, come on. It's not that bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.58,0:16:41.15,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Though she is really hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.16,0:16:44.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You're not listening.\NI don't even care what she looks like.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.46,0:16:47.78,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mieke and l, we had this incredible bond.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.79,0:16:50.32,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I told her things I couldn't even tell you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.42,0:16:53.00,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Like what?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.17,0:16:55.00,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Nothing. It's a figure of speech, Coop.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.01,0:16:57.09,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- No, seriously. What?\N- Nothing. The point is...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.10,0:16:58.80,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- You like me better, right?\N- Listen...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.81,0:17:03.22,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...this girl is not only smart and funny,\Nand stunningly beautiful...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.23,0:17:06.43,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...but until I screwed up,\Nshe wanted to come all the way to America...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.44,0:17:07.64,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...just to be with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.65,0:17:11.02,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- So do something about it.\N- What can I do?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.03,0:17:14.35,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,She blocked her e-mail account,\Nher phone number's not listed.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.36,0:17:16.60,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,The only thing I know is she lives in Berlin.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.61,0:17:18.03,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So go to Berlin.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.53,0:17:21.98,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I can't just go to Berlin, Coop.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.99,0:17:24.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Why not?\N- Because.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.16,0:17:27.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I just can't, okay? I'm supposed to work\Nfor my dad this summer.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.00,0:17:30.20,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It looks good on\Nmy med-school application.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.21,0:17:32.13,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, Jesus, Scotty.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.17,0:17:35.47,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Man, Fiona was right. You're so predictable.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.10,0:17:47.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- I'm going to Germany.\N- No.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.44,0:17:49.69,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We're going to Germany.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.70,0:17:59.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,How are we going to get to Germany?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.32,0:18:02.22,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Don't worry. I've got it covered.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.87,0:18:05.78,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT:\NWe're going to be couriers?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.79,0:18:07.53,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's the best way to get a cheap flight.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.54,0:18:11.37,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,All we have to do is carry their packages,\Nand then drop them off when we get there.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.38,0:18:13.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- My cousin did it when he went to India.\N- Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.46,0:18:17.79,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Of course, he, uh, ended up\Nusing a public restroom in New Delhi...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.80,0:18:21.25,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...and, uh, they had to cut off his leg.\NYou know...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.26,0:18:24.21,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...but he got there cheap, is what I'm saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.22,0:18:27.72,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Okay, l don't have anything to Germany\Nfor a week.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.73,0:18:31.72,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Uh, but I can get you both to London today\Nfor $118.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.73,0:18:34.56,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Anything else?\N- Europe is like the size of the Eastwood Mall.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.57,0:18:36.52,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We can walk to Berlin from there.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.32,0:18:39.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Cooper, England's an island.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.07,0:18:42.19,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Okay, swim. Whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.20,0:18:43.42,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We'll take it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.38,0:18:59.79,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Hey.\N- Hmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.80,0:19:01.17,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Thanks for coming with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.18,0:19:04.05,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I know you had that internship\Nat the law firm this summer.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.06,0:19:06.21,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Well, forget about the law firm.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.22,0:19:10.05,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,And don't thank me.\NI should be thanking you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.06,0:19:14.86,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This trip is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity\Nfor me to broaden my sexual horizons.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.02,0:19:17.78,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ha, ha. What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.82,0:19:19.77,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm talking about crazy European sex.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.78,0:19:21.50,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ah.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.53,0:19:25.57,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- You know America was founded by prudes.\N- Mm.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.58,0:19:27.19,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Prudes who left Europe...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.20,0:19:32.00,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...because they hated all the kinky,\Nsteamy European sex that was going on.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.38,0:19:35.95,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,And now I, uh, Cooper Harris...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.96,0:19:39.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...will return to the land\Nof my perverted forefathers...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.09,0:19:41.21,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...and claim my birthright...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.22,0:19:46.02,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...which is a series of erotic\Nand sexually challenging adventures.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.18,0:19:51.18,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You've really thought a lot about this,\Nhaven't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.77,0:19:53.58,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's my passion.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.95,0:20:10.41,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT:\NCome on, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.91,0:20:13.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,The adventure begins.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.92,0:20:16.49,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Welcome to jolly old England.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.50,0:20:20.58,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yeah, breathe that sweet, sexy,\NEuropean air.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.72,0:20:23.25,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Oh.\N- What is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.26,0:20:25.88,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Uh, it's the phone they gave me\Nat the law firm.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.89,0:20:27.59,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yeah, it's pretty neat, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.60,0:20:30.05,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Works anywhere.\N- Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.06,0:20:31.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.14,0:20:33.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Cooper here.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.10,0:20:35.97,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hello, Mr. Walters.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.98,0:20:39.03,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Uh, yes, sir, l'm down in file storage.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.23,0:20:41.64,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Uh, hang on one second.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.62,0:20:49.36,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No, sir, I can't find\Nthe Gutterman file anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.37,0:20:51.24,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir, l'll keep looking.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.25,0:20:54.20,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No, I don't rest until I find it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.42,0:20:56.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Didn't tell your boss\Nyou were leaving the country?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.63,0:20:58.37,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- They would've stopped paying me.\N- Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.38,0:21:00.04,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It seemed easier.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.05,0:21:02.46,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- So where to?\N- Uh, I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.47,0:21:04.46,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,First bus to Berlin doesn't leave\Ntill tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.47,0:21:06.83,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What do you wanna do?\NGot the Tower of London...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.84,0:21:09.30,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...there's Buckingham Palace.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.97,0:21:11.84,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Uh....\N- There's no drinking age.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.85,0:21:13.52,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- There you go.\N- Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.06,0:21:16.68,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey. "The Feisty Goat."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.65,0:21:23.27,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.95,0:21:26.01,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What do you wanna...?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.17,0:21:38.17,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Soccer hooligans.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.55,0:21:45.83,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey, this isn't where I parked my car.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.84,0:21:47.42,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oy.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.22,0:21:50.53,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Who the bloody hell are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.56,0:21:55.88,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This is a private members bar,\Nexclusively for the supporters...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.89,0:21:58.97,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...of the greatest football team in the world:
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.98,0:22:01.68,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Manchester United.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.69,0:22:04.85,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Now, please, enlighten me.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.86,0:22:06.33,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Who the fuck are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.45,0:22:10.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,That is a good question, and, Scotty?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:10.32,0:22:11.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.70,0:22:18.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We're the Manchester United Fan Club...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.46,0:22:20.47,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...from Ohio.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.04,0:22:23.41,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,If you're Manchester United supporters...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.42,0:22:25.83,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...sing the Manchester United song.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.84,0:22:28.79,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ahem. Excuse me, l'm sorry.\NI'm not much of a singer.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.80,0:22:30.71,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Aah! Sing!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.72,0:22:34.84,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,My baby takes the morning train
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.85,0:22:39.65,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,He works from 9 to 5 and then
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.81,0:22:43.89,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,He takes another home again
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.90,0:22:46.21,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,To find me....
Dialogue: 0,0:22:47.36,0:22:51.90,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Watching the Manchester United\Nfootball team.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.91,0:22:53.23,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.24,0:22:57.72,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,The best freaking team\Nin all the land. Woo-hoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.25,0:23:05.53,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Pretty good.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.88,0:23:08.58,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Pretty dang good, lads.\NYeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.69,0:23:32.02,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,To find me waiting for him
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.70,0:23:40.95,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I've unblocked your e-mail address...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.96,0:23:44.29,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...but this Scott is not responding.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.17,0:23:48.09,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,He was the one.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.01,0:23:52.61,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I was going to give myself to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:53.84,0:23:56.74,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Perhaps you should give yourself\Nto someone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.37,0:24:24.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm never drinking again.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.92,0:24:26.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Coop, wake up.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:26.67,0:24:30.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, man, that was a wild night.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.09,0:24:33.65,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You think?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.10,0:24:43.26,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER:\NScotty, where the hell are we going?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:43.27,0:24:47.64,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT: Don't worry. If anything bad happens,\Nmy parents will find us.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:47.65,0:24:50.47,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Honey, where's Scotty?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:50.48,0:24:52.35,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Cooper said they were going camping.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.36,0:24:55.71,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh. That's nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.74,0:24:57.27,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,And where's Bert?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:57.28,0:24:59.84,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Fuck if l know.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:09.13,0:25:13.29,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey! How are you, you scalawag.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:13.30,0:25:16.00,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Look, given the current\Ngeopolitical climate...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.01,0:25:18.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...all European countries\Nshould have a seat at the table.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.97,0:25:21.88,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Right.\N- Except those fucking lties.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:21.89,0:25:24.13,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I hate them Italian bastards.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:24.14,0:25:25.93,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- You know what I mean?\N- Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:25.94,0:25:27.39,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hello, boy-o.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:27.40,0:25:29.22,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What the hell happened last night?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.23,0:25:31.93,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You got steamed up, pissed as a fart.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.94,0:25:33.81,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Too much sauce, son.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:33.82,0:25:37.86,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Don't worry. We come and got you\Nso you wouldn't miss the trip.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:37.87,0:25:40.69,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What trip?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.70,0:25:42.15,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Where are we going?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:42.16,0:25:44.78,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Where are we going?\NWe're going to see the Mighty Reds...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.79,0:25:47.20,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...do the frogs in Paris. Aren't we, boys?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.21,0:25:49.71,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:49.88,0:25:51.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Why are you yelling at me?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:51.71,0:25:54.41,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So I tell the swamp donkey to sack it...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:54.42,0:25:57.12,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...before I give her a tonk\Nin the tradesman's entrance...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:57.13,0:25:59.93,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...and have her lick me yarbles.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.43,0:26:03.21,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:03.22,0:26:06.72,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You guys are on like a completely different level\Nof swearing over here.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:06.73,0:26:09.51,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Coop? Cooper, we're going to Paris.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.52,0:26:11.64,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I know. Cecil told me.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:11.65,0:26:14.14,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mieke's in Berlin.\NWe're not going to Berlin.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:14.15,0:26:15.89,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What are we gonna do? We need a plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:15.90,0:26:19.65,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,See what I'm talking about?\NThis is predictable Scotty talking.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:19.66,0:26:24.46,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Relax. Paris is practically a suburb of Berlin.\NIt's a nothing commute.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:24.54,0:26:26.95,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This is why France and Germany\Nhave always been allies.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:26.96,0:26:28.23,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Allies.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:30.71,0:26:33.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,The twins. The twins were in Paris, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:33.46,0:26:36.71,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We could give them a call. They could\Nhelp us out. Let me see your phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:36.72,0:26:40.67,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,All right, but l'm really only supposed\Nto use this for business calls.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:40.68,0:26:42.20,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey, don't....
Dialogue: 0,0:26:58.82,0:27:02.82,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You're on the wrong side of the road,\Nyou snail-eating poofs.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:02.83,0:27:07.40,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Fuck off. Go on,\Nyou Gaelic fucking garlic-breath tossers.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:07.41,0:27:12.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Piss off. Get in here and say that,\Nyou froggy, Itie shities.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:16.26,0:27:20.21,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,MAYNARD: Fucking beep. We'll beep,\Nyou bastard, all over your fucking nose.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:20.22,0:27:23.41,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Get out of the way. Piss off.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:30.35,0:27:34.18,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey, lads. That wanker's\Ngot a frog football shirt on.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:34.19,0:27:37.10,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Let's give this Nancy\Na fucking good kicking.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:37.11,0:27:39.51,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Come on, lads, he's going off.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:54.34,0:27:57.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,All right. Twins said they'd meet us here.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:57.17,0:28:00.21,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,JENNY: Look at that.\N- There they are. Come on. Jenny.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:00.22,0:28:02.37,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Jamie.\NBOTH: Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:02.38,0:28:03.83,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:03.84,0:28:05.04,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No, no. No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.05,0:28:07.63,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Scott, bienvenue a Paris.\N- Thank you. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:07.64,0:28:10.22,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- What is that a new camera?\N- This isn't just a camera...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:10.23,0:28:11.93,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...this is a Leica M7.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:11.94,0:28:16.10,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Uber-sensitive exposure settings,\Nlegendary cloth-shutter system.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:16.11,0:28:18.68,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Let me see that thing.\N- No can do.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:18.69,0:28:21.77,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I spent the last four years\Ntutoring lacrosse players to pay for it...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:21.78,0:28:24.90,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...so nobody touches my camera but me.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:24.91,0:28:27.23,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- So it's like your wiener.\N- No, it's not like my...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:27.24,0:28:29.44,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Jenny.\N- Cooper, leave him alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:29.45,0:28:32.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Wow, l can't believe\Nyou came all the way to Europe for a girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:32.92,0:28:36.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, wait, no, not just any girl.\NShow her the picture, Scotty.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:36.63,0:28:39.79,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,She makes every girl in our high school\Nlook like a walrus.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:39.80,0:28:43.39,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- I'm a girl from your high school.\N- No, I mean "girl" girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:43.51,0:28:45.88,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Guys, we're wasting the whole day here.\NWe're in Paris.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:45.89,0:28:47.34,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Let's go to the Louvre.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:47.35,0:28:49.41,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,To the Louvre.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:23.80,0:29:25.46,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So you guys wanna stay here...
Dialogue: 0,0:29:25.47,0:29:28.50,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...or should we check out the huge line\Nat the Eiffel Tower?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:28.51,0:29:29.80,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Here's a fun fact.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:29.81,0:29:32.55,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Voltaire contracted syphilis\Njust two blocks from here.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:32.56,0:29:34.84,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Should we go?\N- Can we please get out of here?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:34.85,0:29:38.01,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- This guy's really creeping me out.\N- Who, robot man?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:38.02,0:29:40.68,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,He's just trying to feed his robot family.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:40.69,0:29:43.48,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- I really don't like him.\N- Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:43.49,0:29:45.30,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Because he's doing this?
Dialogue: 0,0:29:46.61,0:29:48.44,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,All right. Okay, seriously, don't do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:48.45,0:29:51.10,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Cooper. Do not hate me.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:53.79,0:29:58.51,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I am familiar with over 600 dance moves\Nand I am programmed to get:
Dialogue: 0,0:30:02.46,0:30:04.23,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Freaky.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:16.14,0:30:20.03,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ha, ha. You're just upset because\Npeople like me better. It's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:45.01,0:30:46.33,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:50.13,0:30:52.49,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"Two tribes" plays
Dialogue: 0,0:30:59.77,0:31:01.63,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Fight. Fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:05.94,0:31:07.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Break the leg, Scott.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:24.17,0:31:26.53,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Don't look in his eyes, Scotty.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:32.43,0:31:34.44,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Oh.\N- That was not cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:05.63,0:32:07.40,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT:\NGuys, let's go. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:10.84,0:32:15.12,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Error. Error. Error.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:16.10,0:32:17.52,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT:\NHow cool is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:17.81,0:32:20.17,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's a shame we only get\Nto spend one day together.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:20.18,0:32:22.93,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Why don't you come to Berlin?\N- Mm, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:22.94,0:32:26.01,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Jamie, come on. In a few months,\Nwe all go to different colleges.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:26.02,0:32:29.56,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This could be the last chance\Nthe four of us are together like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:29.57,0:32:32.52,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Plus, we're in Europe. Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:32.53,0:32:34.40,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This should be the trip of a lifetime.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:34.41,0:32:36.56,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,There's no way we should split up.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:37.16,0:32:40.57,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,All right, this table is now Europe, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:40.58,0:32:45.38,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ahem. Excuse me.\NWe are right here, in Paris...
Dialogue: 0,0:32:45.79,0:32:50.41,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...and I have got to get to Mieke,\Nwho is over here, in Berlin.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:50.42,0:32:55.22,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,If you come with us, I'm sure there's\Na ton of great stuff to see along the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:56.14,0:32:58.67,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- We can go to Denmark.\N- I love Denmark.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:58.68,0:33:01.38,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- We gotta hit Amsterdam.\N- Definitely.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:01.39,0:33:04.54,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,And the cathedral at Cameret.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.02,0:33:07.80,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Yeah. Maybe.\N- Maybe. We'll see.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:07.81,0:33:10.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER: Whatever.\N- If there's time.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:11.65,0:33:15.19,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Come on. I really want you to be there\Nwhen I meet Mieke.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:15.20,0:33:17.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Fine.\N- Excellent.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:17.07,0:33:19.73,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- All right. A toast.\N- Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:19.74,0:33:23.11,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Ahem. To Mieke.\NTo Europe.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:23.12,0:33:24.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,To Europe.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:27.42,0:33:30.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Berlin, here we come.\N- All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:30.46,0:33:32.87,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Better let me hold on to those.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:36.89,0:33:40.13,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- What the hell is that?\N- It's a traveler's money belt.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:40.14,0:33:42.38,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Frommer's says as long\Nas you have one of these...
Dialogue: 0,0:33:42.39,0:33:44.39,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...no one can rob you of anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:44.60,0:33:45.82,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Except your dignity.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:45.94,0:33:48.19,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No, you just put that in your....
Dialogue: 0,0:33:48.44,0:33:49.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Wait, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:33:50.69,0:33:53.39,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Come on, Guidebook. Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:55.20,0:33:56.42,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER:\NCheck it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:57.11,0:33:59.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,European ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:01.33,0:34:02.65,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:05.62,0:34:09.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Jesus, Jenny. I thought you were some...
Dialogue: 0,0:34:09.63,0:34:11.74,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...girl. Come on. Platform 4.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:12.21,0:34:13.83,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:15.47,0:34:17.03,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Damn.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:20.10,0:34:22.35,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I believe this is yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:25.98,0:34:27.59,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Pleased to meet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:27.60,0:34:29.30,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,My name is Christoph.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:29.31,0:34:32.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT: Jenny, let's go.\NCOOPER: Come on, move it.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:32.07,0:34:35.10,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Those are my friends.\NWe're supposed to get on a train to Berlin...
Dialogue: 0,0:34:35.11,0:34:38.01,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT: Jenny!\N- I'm coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:34:38.82,0:34:41.47,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So it was really nice to meet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:41.66,0:34:43.27,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,The pleasure was all mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:45.16,0:34:46.78,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Jennifer.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:30.83,0:35:33.78,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know\NThat Fiona and me
Dialogue: 0,0:35:33.79,0:35:36.37,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Do it in my van on Sundays
Dialogue: 0,0:35:36.38,0:35:38.12,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Tells him she's....
Dialogue: 0,0:35:38.13,0:35:39.75,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:35:39.97,0:35:42.50,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You gotta admit, it's a really catchy tune.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:44.47,0:35:47.67,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,: Tells him she's in church\NBut she doesn't go
Dialogue: 0,0:35:47.68,0:35:51.51,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,StiIl she's on her knees\NAnd Scotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,0:35:51.52,0:35:52.94,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,0:35:53.06,0:35:54.39,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't...
Dialogue: 0,0:36:08.58,0:36:12.28,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You know, there are a lot\Nof other empty compartments.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:12.29,0:36:13.57,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:13.58,0:36:14.81,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ah.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:50.41,0:36:51.74,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Pardon me.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:51.75,0:36:53.61,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:54.12,0:36:56.04,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:06.14,0:37:08.05,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:37:25.20,0:37:26.72,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:39.92,0:37:41.93,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What the hell are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:43.92,0:37:46.09,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No. No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:47.30,0:37:49.07,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Uh-oh.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:49.14,0:37:50.80,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Big tunnel.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:53.73,0:37:56.77,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,JAMIE: Who's touching me?\NScotty, is that you?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:57.27,0:37:58.80,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Who's touching me? Scotty.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:25.38,0:38:28.48,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT: Crans Sur Mer.\NWe change trains here.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:30.10,0:38:32.88,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Well, we got a couple of hours to kill.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:32.89,0:38:34.76,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What's there to see in this town?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:34.77,0:38:37.76,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hello? The Monument des Poissonieres.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:37.77,0:38:41.18,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's a monument to all the local fishermen\Nthat were lost at sea.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:41.19,0:38:44.10,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Frommer's says it's supposed to be\Nquite moving.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:44.11,0:38:47.39,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What the hell is wrong with you, C-3PO?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:47.40,0:38:50.25,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We're here to see Europe,\Nnot some crappy statue.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:50.95,0:38:54.57,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm taking a nap.\NWake me up when the train gets here.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:54.58,0:38:57.40,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hmm. Says here this town\Nhas a famous nude beach.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:57.41,0:39:00.20,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,All right, we can't all just lie around all day.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:00.21,0:39:02.95,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We gotta get out there\Nand experience the culture firsthand.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:02.96,0:39:05.47,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Let's go exploring.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:08.01,0:39:10.63,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So, what's the etiquette on boners?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:10.64,0:39:15.44,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Do I roll over and dig out a hole for it\Nor is it cool to just let my flag fly?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:16.02,0:39:18.22,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Wait, wait, wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:18.23,0:39:20.84,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Does "nude beach" mean\Nwe have to get naked too?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:20.85,0:39:22.55,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:22.56,0:39:26.18,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Do you think you can go an hour\Nwithout your currency colostomy bag?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:26.19,0:39:29.77,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey. Hey, as long as this thing\Nhas our money and passports in it...
Dialogue: 0,0:39:29.78,0:39:33.19,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...it's not coming off,\Nand my trunks aren't coming off, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:33.20,0:39:36.69,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Come on, Jamie.\NYou came all the way to Europe.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:36.70,0:39:38.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Can't wimp out now.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:40.54,0:39:41.95,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:41.96,0:39:44.24,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- All right, on the count of three.\N- Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.25,0:39:46.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Ahem.\NSCOTT: Three, two, one....
Dialogue: 0,0:39:46.92,0:39:48.79,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER:\NHa, ha. Look at Jamie's penis.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:48.80,0:39:51.21,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT: Ha, ha.\N- Very funny. Very funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:51.22,0:39:54.25,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,All right. All right. Ahem.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:54.26,0:39:57.26,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Let the crazy, European sex odyssey begin.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:57.27,0:39:58.55,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Here we go.\N- Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:58.56,0:40:00.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- Mm-hm.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:04.65,0:40:06.46,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER:\NHello, ladies.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:11.57,0:40:15.11,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Ladies?\N- Bitches?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:15.45,0:40:19.94,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ew. What a rip. There's no nude girls here,\Njust guys like us looking for nude girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:19.95,0:40:21.82,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I don't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:21.92,0:40:25.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"Crans Sur Mer has one of the best\Nnude beaches on the continent."
Dialogue: 0,0:40:25.63,0:40:27.69,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,However...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:30.34,0:40:35.00,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...during the summer, the European women\Nare chased away by gawking male tourists...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:35.01,0:40:38.25,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...so Europe's most nubile exhibitionists\Nhead to the deserted beach...
Dialogue: 0,0:40:38.26,0:40:41.51,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"...right next\Nto the Monument des Poissonieres."
Dialogue: 0,0:40:57.33,0:41:00.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,There's so many penises.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:00.70,0:41:03.82,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Frommer's tried to tell you,\Nbut you just didn't listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:03.83,0:41:05.95,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This is the biggest sausage fest on earth.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:05.96,0:41:08.79,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's the International House of Sausage.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:08.80,0:41:10.46,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,JENNY:\NHey.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:11.63,0:41:15.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Thanks for waiting.\N- You're not missing anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:15.09,0:41:16.56,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's all guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:17.01,0:41:20.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Well, at least the sun's out.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:47.17,0:41:48.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Holy crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:48.71,0:41:51.87,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What? I thought this was a nude beach.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:51.88,0:41:54.28,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:41:58.60,0:42:00.13,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Huh?\NJAMIE: No, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:00.14,0:42:03.38,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- What? What are you doing?\N- Jenny, you gotta cover up. Cover up, cover up.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:03.39,0:42:05.09,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:05.10,0:42:06.30,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:06.31,0:42:08.49,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ooh, girl. Girl. Ooh, girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:11.36,0:42:14.10,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,GirI. Girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:14.11,0:42:15.49,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Run.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:21.91,0:42:23.69,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm not gonna make it.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:23.70,0:42:26.80,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Go on without me.\N- All right. See you.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:50.73,0:42:53.60,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Are you reading, uh,\NMieke's old e-mails again?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:53.61,0:42:55.92,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mm-hm. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:56.74,0:43:01.54,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I have no idea what l'm going to say\Nto that girl when l see her.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:01.87,0:43:04.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You know, she said I might be the one?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:05.29,0:43:07.20,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,That's huge.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:07.21,0:43:10.00,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I've never been "the one" before.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:10.71,0:43:14.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Thought I was "the one" with Fiona,\Nbut turns out l was, what, 101?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:14.67,0:43:16.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Two hundred.\N- Two hundred.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:16.97,0:43:19.42,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Look, you got nothing to worry about.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:19.63,0:43:23.12,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You'll show up and sweep her\Noff her German feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:24.60,0:43:26.12,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:33.73,0:43:35.15,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:36.15,0:43:38.36,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I will, won't I?
Dialogue: 0,0:43:40.66,0:43:43.52,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm so sad and lonely.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:43.53,0:43:48.33,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I just wish someone would show up\Nand sweep me off my German feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:48.54,0:43:51.20,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mieke. l'm here.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:51.21,0:43:52.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:52.67,0:43:54.74,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,About that last e-mail. I'm so sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:43:54.75,0:43:58.12,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,The past is the past. You're here now.
Dialogue: 0,0:43:58.13,0:44:01.48,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I've been saving myself for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:01.72,0:44:05.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Let us make love for one whole month.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:08.98,0:44:11.52,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Touch me, Scotty.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:14.19,0:44:15.86,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:34.17,0:44:35.98,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, Scott.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:31.22,0:45:33.72,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT:\NGuys, our train doesn't leave till morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:33.73,0:45:35.34,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Where will we sleep tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:35.35,0:45:37.14,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER:\NWhat do you mean, sleep?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:37.15,0:45:39.10,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We can sleep on the train tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:39.11,0:45:42.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This is the best thing that could've happened.\NWe're in Amsterdam.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:42.32,0:45:45.85,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This is the drug and sex capital of Europe.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:45.86,0:45:47.73,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Take a look at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:49.99,0:45:52.65,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"Club Vandersexxx."
Dialogue: 0,0:45:52.66,0:45:55.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"The Red Light District's hottest sex club."
Dialogue: 0,0:45:55.67,0:45:58.37,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We have to check it out. Who's with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:58.67,0:46:00.03,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'll go.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:00.04,0:46:04.81,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Fine. Since no one else is willing to go,\NI'll just go myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:21.77,0:46:24.92,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Sitting, waiting for me
Dialogue: 0,0:46:25.74,0:46:29.44,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This is definitely where I parked my car.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:29.45,0:46:31.73,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Where we met for the first time
Dialogue: 0,0:46:31.74,0:46:33.56,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,WO\NHello there.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:35.58,0:46:37.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Welcome to Club Vandersexxx...
Dialogue: 0,0:46:37.92,0:46:40.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...Amsterdam's most erotic club...
Dialogue: 0,0:46:40.92,0:46:44.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...where your every fantasy will be fulfilled.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:44.46,0:46:48.05,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Also says l get a free T-shirt with flyer.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:50.26,0:46:52.13,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,He's American.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:52.14,0:46:56.94,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,How sad for you to grow up\Nin a country founded by prudes.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:57.44,0:47:01.18,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,A country overrun with crime and illiteracy.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:01.19,0:47:04.22,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,A country where a man\Nis forced to make sex...
Dialogue: 0,0:47:04.23,0:47:05.89,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...to only one woman at a time...
Dialogue: 0,0:47:05.90,0:47:09.40,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...and one must learn\Nthe woman's name beforehand.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:09.41,0:47:12.52,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- It was horrible.\N- I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:12.53,0:47:15.28,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,But you can come with me...
Dialogue: 0,0:47:15.29,0:47:18.92,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...and let the Vandersexxx begin.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:20.46,0:47:21.98,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ah.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:24.50,0:47:26.00,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Marijuana in my soul
Dialogue: 0,0:47:26.01,0:47:28.21,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Your iguana in my hall
Dialogue: 0,0:47:28.22,0:47:29.92,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT:\NI can't believe we're doing this.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:29.93,0:47:34.35,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,JENNY: Don't worry.\NHash brownies are totally legal here.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:34.56,0:47:37.42,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You're gonna enjoy these, man.\NThese are magical.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:37.43,0:47:40.48,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I like to smoke marijuana
Dialogue: 0,0:47:42.90,0:47:45.85,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- You wanna do this? Uh-huh.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:50.07,0:47:51.56,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Hi.\N- Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:51.57,0:47:53.77,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I need a new battery for my camera...
Dialogue: 0,0:47:53.78,0:47:56.94,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...and while you're at it,\Nit could use a thorough cleaning.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:56.95,0:47:58.82,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:59.33,0:48:00.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Is that a Leica M6?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:00.92,0:48:02.41,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Actually, it's an M7.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:02.42,0:48:04.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's got the built-in light meter.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:05.50,0:48:07.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's so beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:08.09,0:48:10.60,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So sleek, so powerful.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:10.72,0:48:12.50,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,How's the new lens system?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:12.51,0:48:17.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ha, ha. Makes the Nikon\Nlook like a disposable.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:17.43,0:48:19.15,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You really know your cameras.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:20.69,0:48:22.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,And you're very cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:22.19,0:48:24.79,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Me? Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:25.65,0:48:27.27,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm going on break.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:27.28,0:48:29.89,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I was going to step out back\Nand have a cigarette.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:29.90,0:48:31.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Would you like to join me?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:32.74,0:48:34.35,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I don't smoke.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:35.24,0:48:36.57,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Neither do l.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:44.04,0:48:45.53,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:45.54,0:48:47.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:47.42,0:48:48.64,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This is great.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:49.42,0:48:51.00,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You're so innocent.
Dialogue: 0,0:48:52.30,0:48:55.00,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Let's change that, shall we?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:57.22,0:48:59.13,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What would you like me to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:48:59.14,0:49:01.63,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Well, I don't really know.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:01.64,0:49:03.76,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I guess I haven't really done that much.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:03.77,0:49:07.85,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Um, l haven't really found the time,\Nwith all my extracurriculars...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:07.86,0:49:12.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...and model U.N., advanced placement classes,\Nafter-school tutor...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:12.90,0:49:14.23,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ah.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:15.45,0:49:17.94,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Gosh, you really like cameras.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:17.95,0:49:21.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Sometimes, we find our clients\Nare so overwhelmed with the pleasure...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:22.00,0:49:25.11,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...that they sometimes scream out, "no"...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:25.12,0:49:27.88,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...when really they mean "yes."
Dialogue: 0,0:49:28.63,0:49:31.33,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,And this is why we have the safe word.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:32.30,0:49:33.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,The safe word?
Dialogue: 0,0:49:34.76,0:49:37.34,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,If at any time the ecstasy gets too great...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:37.35,0:49:39.55,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...you just use the safe word.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:40.85,0:49:44.43,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Until we hear the safe word,\Nwe will not stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:44.81,0:49:46.78,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yeah, right. Stop. All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:47.98,0:49:49.76,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We're going to start slowly...
Dialogue: 0,0:49:49.77,0:49:54.56,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...teasing you\Nwith a little, light erotic foreplay.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:54.57,0:49:56.35,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Whee. Ha, ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:56.36,0:49:59.65,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, yes, ladies.
Dialogue: 0,0:49:59.66,0:50:02.56,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,On, on, Vandersexxx!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:09.50,0:50:11.71,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hans. Gruber.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:15.55,0:50:17.36,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:27.65,0:50:30.81,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So are the girls coming back?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:30.82,0:50:33.64,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Administer the testicle clamps!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:33.65,0:50:35.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Huh? What? Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:42.66,0:50:43.93,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Safe word.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:51.50,0:50:54.40,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What is that? That's not a word, it's a...
Dialogue: 0,0:51:07.02,0:51:09.68,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Okay, mister, don't move.\N- Excuse me?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:09.69,0:51:11.01,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Shut the hell up.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:11.02,0:51:12.81,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, brother. Please don't hurt me.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:12.82,0:51:16.43,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, no. You're fine. That's good. You're fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:16.44,0:51:18.44,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Give me cash? You got cash?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:18.45,0:51:20.81,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Take it all, you dirty girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:21.20,0:51:24.78,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What? Your wallet. Focus.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:25.49,0:51:27.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Give it to me.\N- Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:28.00,0:51:29.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, l love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:30.25,0:51:31.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:31.92,0:51:34.74,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I love you. I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:34.75,0:51:37.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:49.14,0:51:51.20,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What's so funny?
Dialogue: 0,0:51:58.90,0:52:02.94,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mm. I'm really hungry.\NI think I've got the munchies.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:02.95,0:52:05.60,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Excuse me.\N- Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:06.66,0:52:08.82,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's hot in here. You hot?\NBecause I'm really hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:08.83,0:52:12.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Mm, so good.\N- Okay, l can't breathe. God.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:12.17,0:52:15.28,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm freaking out. I think we got a bad batch\Nbecause l'm freaking out.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:15.29,0:52:17.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I can't... I can't do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:17.76,0:52:22.00,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I saw a gay porno once.\NI didn't know until halfway in.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:22.01,0:52:25.34,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,The girls never came. The girls never came.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:25.35,0:52:28.26,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I am freaking out!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:28.27,0:52:32.18,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Everything all right with you?\N- No, nothing's all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:32.19,0:52:36.26,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You sold us a bad batch of hash brownies.\NYou're a bad Rastafarian.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:36.27,0:52:39.23,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,These are not hash brownies.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:39.57,0:52:41.18,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:42.32,0:52:45.56,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- What was that?\N- We do not sell hash brownies here.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:45.57,0:52:47.69,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We're a simple Dutch bakery.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:51.50,0:52:54.29,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Now put your clothes back on, white boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:55.29,0:52:56.67,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ow. Ow. Ow.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:01.51,0:53:04.17,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Did you say fluggegecheimen?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:04.18,0:53:08.75,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yes. Yes. For the love of God,\Nfluggengecheimen.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:08.76,0:53:11.27,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Are you sure?\N- Yes, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:12.02,0:53:13.34,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,As you wish.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:14.56,0:53:17.02,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Bring on the fluggegecheimen!
Dialogue: 0,0:53:19.94,0:53:22.18,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Wait, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:22.19,0:53:24.23,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Uh-oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:24.24,0:53:27.52,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No, no, no. l didn't say fluggegecheimen.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:27.53,0:53:28.76,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I said, uh:
Dialogue: 0,0:53:48.80,0:53:51.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What'd you do last night?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:52.60,0:53:55.01,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I don't want to talk about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:55.02,0:53:56.22,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What did you guys do?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:56.23,0:53:59.18,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Don't want to talk about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.69,0:54:04.92,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- What is that?\N- Free T-shirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:09.33,0:54:10.74,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:12.41,0:54:15.57,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- What happened to you?\N- I got robbed.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:15.58,0:54:17.64,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It was awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:19.17,0:54:21.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,JENNY: All our money,\Nour passports, our tickets...
Dialogue: 0,0:54:21.46,0:54:24.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...everything, gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:25.01,0:54:26.79,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,How the hell could this happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:26.80,0:54:30.29,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We all go to Amsterdam\Nand Jamie's the one who hooks up.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:31.35,0:54:33.26,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,For shame.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:41.98,0:54:44.44,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's me.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:47.15,0:54:49.36,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Coop here. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:49.37,0:54:52.21,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hello, Mr. Walters.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:53.49,0:54:55.69,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What do you mean,\Nyou never got the Gutterman file?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:55.70,0:54:57.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I told, uh, Humphrey to give it to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:57.67,0:55:01.87,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,That's hogwash.\NI handed it to him myself yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:01.88,0:55:05.12,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir, l will tell Humphrey\Nto report to your office immediately.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:05.13,0:55:07.05,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:08.47,0:55:10.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This job's killing me.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:22.19,0:55:24.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Uh....\NSCOTT: Uh, let me handle this.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:25.19,0:55:27.75,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I speak bad German.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:51.14,0:55:53.59,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- What did he say?\N- He said he's driving.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:53.60,0:55:55.05,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Oh.\N- Something.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:55.06,0:55:58.01,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Yeah. Ha, ha.\N- Uh....
Dialogue: 0,0:55:59.94,0:56:01.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Berlin?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:09.99,0:56:13.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Berlin?\N- Berlin.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:18.66,0:56:20.60,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- He's going to Berlin.\N- Awesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:22.75,0:56:26.14,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- All right. Berlin.\N- Come on, let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:34.51,0:56:36.68,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Next stop, Berlin.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:58.99,0:57:01.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Beautiful. We made it to Berlin.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:02.00,0:57:05.68,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Berlin. Ha, ha.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:09.05,0:57:11.25,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Bratislava?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:11.26,0:57:12.92,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Bratislava.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:18.68,0:57:21.76,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT:\NDear sweet mother of God.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:21.77,0:57:24.37,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We're in Eastern Europe.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:26.44,0:57:28.35,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,JENNY:\NEw.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:44.21,0:57:45.93,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:46.54,0:57:48.01,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Do you speak any English?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:49.29,0:57:50.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You are Americans?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:51.09,0:57:52.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:52.88,0:57:54.30,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I love America.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:55.59,0:57:58.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We just get Miami Vice on television.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:58.97,0:58:01.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey, man, Miami Vice\Nis number one new show.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:01.97,0:58:03.72,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Ha, ha.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:03.73,0:58:07.26,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Um, listen, we're trying\Nto get to Berlin, Germany.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:07.27,0:58:09.64,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Do you know if there's a train\Ncoming anytime soon?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:09.65,0:58:13.39,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, yes, very soon.\NThey are building it now.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:17.03,0:58:19.63,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Stop. Hammer time.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:20.12,0:58:21.78,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Enjoy Bratislava.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:21.83,0:58:24.28,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's good, uh, you came in summer.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:24.29,0:58:28.42,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,In winter, it can get very depressing.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:28.92,0:58:32.63,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,JENNY: We gotta figure something out.\NHow much money do we have?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:37.38,0:58:38.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Frommer's travel tip.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:40.51,0:58:42.30,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I don't have anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:42.31,0:58:44.85,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What? I got noth... Fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:51.19,0:58:53.97,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,A dollar and 83 cents American.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:53.98,0:58:55.86,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What are we gonna get with that?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:01.24,0:59:05.37,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Gotta love that exchange rate.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:10.83,0:59:12.36,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Dinner is served.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:12.50,0:59:15.10,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Would the masters care\Nfor anything else?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:15.38,0:59:17.94,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Think we're good. Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:18.43,0:59:20.97,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ah. A nickel.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:23.06,0:59:24.83,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You see this?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:25.68,0:59:27.74,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I quit.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:28.56,0:59:31.61,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I open my own hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:39.28,0:59:41.73,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT:\NSo we got 27 cents left.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:41.87,0:59:43.81,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What is there to do in this town?
Dialogue: 0,0:59:50.42,0:59:52.53,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,My Scotty
Dialogue: 0,0:59:57.71,1:00:00.02,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Don't tell Scotty
Dialogue: 0,1:00:01.47,1:00:02.75,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,1:00:02.76,1:00:05.38,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey. This song sounds familiar.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:05.39,1:00:07.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,1:00:08.35,1:00:10.71,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Jenny, let me check your coat.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:16.15,1:00:18.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,JENNY: Hey.\NCOOPER: Jenny.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:18.24,1:00:21.87,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,That outfit is horrible.\NJust take it off now!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:23.91,1:00:26.51,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No, but I will let you buy me a drink.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:26.99,1:00:28.57,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:29.91,1:00:32.74,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You are the woman from the Paris train station,\Naren't you?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:32.75,1:00:34.03,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- My name is...\N- Christoph.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:34.04,1:00:35.85,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ha, ha. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:35.96,1:00:37.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What are you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,1:00:37.46,1:00:41.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This is my place. My family owns many\Nnight clubs throughout Europe.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:41.63,1:00:44.79,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'd be honored if you'd join me\Nin my VIP room for a drink.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:44.80,1:00:46.47,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:48.47,1:00:49.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Bye, Cooper.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:56.86,1:00:59.68,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- What's that?\N- It's Absinthe.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:59.69,1:01:01.60,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Frommer's says it's illegal in the States...
Dialogue: 0,1:01:01.61,1:01:03.98,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...because it makes you hallucinate\Nand go crazy.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:03.99,1:01:06.98,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,They call it "The Green Fairy."
Dialogue: 0,1:01:13.04,1:01:16.19,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,My family has a yacht in the Aegean.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:16.29,1:01:19.64,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Come with me, Jennifer.\NWe will sail away together.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:19.96,1:01:21.33,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:21.34,1:01:25.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We will swim with dolphins\Nand sip champagne by moonlight.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:25.26,1:01:27.38,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:27.39,1:01:30.92,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We will spend the day\Nsunbathing, drinking wine.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:30.93,1:01:32.90,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,My wife makes the best sangria.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:33.31,1:01:34.76,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Wait. What?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:34.77,1:01:36.47,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Sangria.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:36.48,1:01:40.52,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You take a good Spanish rioja,\Nand you put in slices of orange and...
Dialogue: 0,1:01:40.53,1:01:43.43,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No, no, no. Wait.\NYou said you were married?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:44.28,1:01:48.11,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So you just go around Europe,\Nsleeping with every woman you meet?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:48.12,1:01:52.92,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No, please, Jennifer. It is not like that.\NI also sleep with men.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:56.75,1:01:59.28,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I gotta say, l'm not feeling anything.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:59.29,1:02:00.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Me neither.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:01.00,1:02:03.37,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Sober as a judge.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:04.22,1:02:05.54,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,How about you?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:05.55,1:02:07.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm not feeling a goddamn thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:07.76,1:02:10.13,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This Absinthe is bullshit.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:10.14,1:02:11.92,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I hear you, my brother.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:11.93,1:02:14.01,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm out of here.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:14.02,1:02:15.59,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:15.60,1:02:18.95,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Hey, so where's Christoph?\N- Shut up.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:24.40,1:02:26.40,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We don't care if you stare\N'Cause the music is tight
Dialogue: 0,1:02:26.41,1:02:29.30,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Let me hear you say "yeah"\NSo we can do this right
Dialogue: 0,1:02:34.20,1:02:37.49,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So we can do this right\NCome on
Dialogue: 0,1:02:37.50,1:02:40.53,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Come on\NCome on
Dialogue: 0,1:02:40.54,1:02:42.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT: Europe.\NCOOPER: Europe.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:42.17,1:02:44.57,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Whoo.\NJENNY: Europe.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:46.05,1:02:47.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So tomorrow, Berlin.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:47.97,1:02:50.23,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Tomorrow, Mieke.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:52.64,1:02:56.59,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,To sail in on the breeze?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:56.60,1:02:58.30,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Check it out.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:58.31,1:02:59.89,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER:\NNo way.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:59.90,1:03:04.18,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Jamie's hooking up with another girl?\NGoddamn it.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:04.19,1:03:07.94,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's just so unfair. I've been all over the place,\Nlooking for crazy European sex...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:07.95,1:03:10.56,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...and he's the one who ends up...
Dialogue: 0,1:03:10.57,1:03:11.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, my God.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:16.41,1:03:19.36,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,That is some pretty fucked-up shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:31.80,1:03:35.83,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,They really are the worst twins ever.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:02.54,1:04:05.69,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,That was a pretty wild night, eh?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:05.96,1:04:09.40,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yep. Pretty wild, pretty wild.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:11.22,1:04:13.21,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I know I was out of control.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:13.22,1:04:14.75,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,How about you guys? Did you, uh...?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:14.76,1:04:17.84,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,All right, look. We were really drunk...
Dialogue: 0,1:04:17.85,1:04:20.76,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...things got a little crazy, and Jamie...
Dialogue: 0,1:04:20.77,1:04:22.19,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...kissed me.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:22.98,1:04:24.97,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Let's just forget about it, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:24.98,1:04:28.33,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Okay, fine. l'll give it a rest.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:29.69,1:04:31.87,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Jamie, could l borrow your Frommer's?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:37.49,1:04:39.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, here it is. Bratislava.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:39.29,1:04:41.55,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hmm. Capital of Slovakia.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:41.67,1:04:43.73,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, here's a fun fact.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:44.88,1:04:46.95,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You made out with your sister, man.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:46.96,1:04:50.02,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.\N- Like two dogs in heat.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:53.68,1:04:57.12,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,My friends, where is the beef?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:58.47,1:05:01.47,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You go to Berlin? I'm your ride.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:01.48,1:05:03.29,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hop in.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:05.72,1:05:08.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"99 Red Balloons" plays
Dialogue: 0,1:05:29.50,1:05:32.60,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT:\NHey. This is Mieke's apartment building.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:32.92,1:05:35.48,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Wish me all sorts of luck, guys.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:36.26,1:05:37.78,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You'll do great, Scotty.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:40.52,1:05:41.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:01.75,1:06:04.64,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I came all this way. I'm not gonna miss this.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:11.21,1:06:14.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Dude, Mieke's hideous. Run.\N- Stop.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:26.23,1:06:27.89,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hi, uh, my name is Scott Thomas.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:27.90,1:06:30.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm from America and I'm here to see Mieke.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:30.32,1:06:32.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry, but Mieke's not here.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:33.07,1:06:36.65,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Do you know where she is?\N- She's gone for the summer.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:50.96,1:06:53.95,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,My daughter had intended\Nto spend the summer in America...
Dialogue: 0,1:06:53.96,1:06:56.46,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...looking at colleges\Nand visiting some friends.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:56.47,1:06:59.25,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,But, uh, several days ago,\Nshe suddenly changed her mind.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:59.26,1:07:01.75,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,She would not tell me why.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:01.76,1:07:04.61,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I think I know why.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:09.48,1:07:13.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Uh, this is Heinrich.\NHe's Mieke's stepbrother.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:13.07,1:07:16.18,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,As l was saying,\Nshe packed up her bag and left.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:16.19,1:07:19.56,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- It was all very sudden.\NSCOTT: Do you know where she is now?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:19.57,1:07:22.48,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,As you know, she's always been\Nvery interested in the classics...
Dialogue: 0,1:07:22.49,1:07:26.36,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...Greek and Roman literature and history,\Nand she's always enjoyed the ocean...
Dialogue: 0,1:07:26.37,1:07:29.74,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...so she found a program\Nthat combines all her interests.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:29.75,1:07:30.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Do you know where she is?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:31.00,1:07:35.80,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mm. Uh, she enrolled in a summer-at-sea\Nprogram, based in Rome.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:37.30,1:07:39.12,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Rome.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:39.13,1:07:41.50,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Okay, then I guess we'll go to Rome, then.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:41.51,1:07:44.71,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Unfortunately,\NMieke's only in Rome for orientation.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:44.72,1:07:47.59,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Tomorrow her group boards a boat\Nand she'll be gone for the summer.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:47.60,1:07:51.93,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,She'll be, uh, quite unreachable.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:52.02,1:07:53.79,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Unreachable.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:01.20,1:08:03.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mieke's tour group goes\Nto the Vatican tomorrow...
Dialogue: 0,1:08:03.32,1:08:07.75,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- ...then she gets on that boat and she's gone.\N- So it's over?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:08.96,1:08:13.74,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Uh, hey. Thanks for sticking with me\Nthrough this, guys, but...
Dialogue: 0,1:08:13.75,1:08:18.55,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...you should probably call your parents,\Nhave them wire you some money and go home.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:18.80,1:08:21.00,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What are you gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:21.34,1:08:23.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm going to Rome.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:24.68,1:08:26.46,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'll walk, I'll hitchhike...
Dialogue: 0,1:08:26.47,1:08:30.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...I'll swim if l have to,\Nbut I'm gonna get to Mieke somehow.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:34.23,1:08:35.68,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Maybe that'll help.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:35.69,1:08:37.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Where'd you get all that?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:37.69,1:08:40.40,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Wait. Where's your Leica?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:41.11,1:08:44.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Sold it.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:45.03,1:08:48.07,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You sold your Leica?\NBut you loved that thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:48.08,1:08:50.74,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What about your photo tour of Europe?\NWhat about the chateaus?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:50.75,1:08:53.53,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Chateaus have been there for 300 years.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:53.54,1:08:55.41,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mieke's gone in 12 hours.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:58.76,1:09:02.75,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Let's go. Frommer's says to check in\Nthree hours before any international flight.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:02.76,1:09:04.92,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Come here, Guidebook.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:04.93,1:09:08.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Whoo! We're going to Rome.\NWe're going to Rome!
Dialogue: 0,1:09:40.13,1:09:41.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,All right, Summer at Sea group.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:41.97,1:09:46.58,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Our tour begins in the Vatican Museum.\NThis way, please.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:53.81,1:09:55.43,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,There it is.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:01.73,1:10:05.57,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This entrance\Nis for private tour groups only.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:07.37,1:10:09.73,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh. But we are a private tour group.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:09.74,1:10:12.69,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We've come all the way from America.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:14.58,1:10:17.87,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,That guy in the orange jacket\Nis mentally retarded.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:22.30,1:10:27.10,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Sì, I can tell. How very, very sad.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:27.14,1:10:29.13,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yes, it is.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:29.14,1:10:31.55,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,But if you are a tour, where is your guide?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:31.56,1:10:33.67,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We've got a fantastic tour guide.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:33.68,1:10:36.83,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Right here. Ha, ha.\N- What? No.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:40.06,1:10:42.64,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,The Vatican has been used\Nas a papal residence...
Dialogue: 0,1:10:42.65,1:10:47.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...ever since the time of Emperor\NConstantine the Great of the 5th century A.D.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:49.78,1:10:54.58,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh. Okay, um,\Nif you'll all follow me, please. Ahem.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:57.96,1:11:00.83,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Have a very special day...
Dialogue: 0,1:11:00.84,1:11:05.54,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...for a very special little man.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:05.55,1:11:07.27,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:09.47,1:11:13.38,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I can't believe that guy let us in.\NWhat a retard.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:13.39,1:11:14.74,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Okay, let's find Mieke.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:16.64,1:11:19.80,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,One of our English-speaking\Ntour guides has called in sick.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:19.81,1:11:22.22,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Could you please take these peoples also?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:25.03,1:11:28.85,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- How big is Vatican City?\N- Point-five square kilometers.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:28.86,1:11:33.27,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Who built the colonnade?\N- Gianlorenzo Bernini, 1656.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:33.28,1:11:35.86,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Uh, where are the bathrooms?\N- Floors 2, 6 and 7.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:35.87,1:11:39.28,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Next I'll take you to where\Nthe College of Cardinals elects a new pope.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:39.29,1:11:42.87,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,When this happens, white smoke is sent up\Nfrom the Vatican. Here's a fun fact....
Dialogue: 0,1:11:42.88,1:11:45.41,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mieke's gotta be around here somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:45.42,1:11:47.29,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:55.85,1:11:58.59,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Behind me is the\Nappartamento papale...
Dialogue: 0,1:11:58.60,1:12:03.14,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...or "papal apartment."\NWe're obviously not permitted in there.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:03.15,1:12:05.14,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Excuse me, miss. What is this?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:05.15,1:12:07.64,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh. That is the bell of San Marco.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:07.65,1:12:10.14,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,When the pope dies,\Nthe cardinal vicar of Rome...
Dialogue: 0,1:12:10.15,1:12:12.94,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...rings this bell\Nto notify the people of Rome.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:12.95,1:12:17.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Next we will view the Sistine Chapel.\NFollow me, please.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:19.91,1:12:23.28,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Come on. I think I heard them.\NWhich way did they go?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:23.29,1:12:25.83,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,That way. I'd stake my reputation on it.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:25.84,1:12:27.54,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Good enough for me.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:27.55,1:12:29.41,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey, check it out.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:30.13,1:12:31.87,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I wonder what this does.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:31.88,1:12:35.13,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It doesn't do anything, it's a rope.\NCome on, let's go.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:35.14,1:12:37.54,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER:\NThey got a lot of old stuff here.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:46.90,1:12:49.21,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,The bell of San Marco.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:50.65,1:12:52.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,The pope is dead.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:56.83,1:12:58.55,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Whoa.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:00.79,1:13:02.82,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,She's not in here.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:02.83,1:13:05.20,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Let's go. We're definitely not\Nsupposed to be in here.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:05.21,1:13:07.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey, check this out.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:07.63,1:13:10.23,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- I'm the pope.\N- Cooper.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:10.59,1:13:12.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Take off the pope hat.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:12.63,1:13:17.43,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Oh, no. lt's okay. l'm Catholic.\N- Cooper, take it off, goddamn it.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:17.81,1:13:22.38,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, you took the Lord's name in vain.\NOnly I can forgive you now, my son.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:22.39,1:13:26.26,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Take that fudging thing off.\N- The pope breaks an open-field tackle.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:26.27,1:13:31.07,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's a Hail Mary, he catches at the 40,\Nthe 30, the 20, the 10.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:31.53,1:13:33.73,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Touchdown, pope!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:34.61,1:13:37.57,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,The pope makes a two-point conversion.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:37.58,1:13:42.38,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,And oh, my lord. It's the pope, eight,\Nand the heathens, nothing!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:44.42,1:13:47.12,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,How's you, sucker?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:49.30,1:13:51.12,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Cooper, the hat. The hat.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:51.13,1:13:52.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,The hat is on fire.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:52.63,1:13:54.75,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We don't need no water, let the m...
Dialogue: 0,1:13:54.76,1:13:57.13,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm not kidding. Look.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:57.14,1:13:58.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, holy shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:59.18,1:14:01.09,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Ooh!\N- I don't want this.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:01.10,1:14:03.50,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Fireplace. Fireplace. Go, go.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:05.19,1:14:06.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,BOTH:\NWhoa.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:14.49,1:14:16.19,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,White smoke.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:16.20,1:14:20.23,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,They've elected the new pope!
Dialogue: 0,1:14:22.04,1:14:24.32,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm coming to you live\Nfrom Vatican Square...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:24.33,1:14:26.95,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...where the College of Cardinals,\Nin a surprise move...
Dialogue: 0,1:14:26.96,1:14:31.58,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...has just elected a new pope.\NThe crowd is very, very excited.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:31.59,1:14:33.83,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This is so strange.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:33.84,1:14:37.33,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Usually they wait 15 days\Nto elect a new pope.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:37.34,1:14:39.59,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We could be seeing history in the making.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:39.60,1:14:42.34,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We could be seeing an arrest in the making.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:49.65,1:14:52.69,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,There she is. Mieke.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:55.03,1:14:57.60,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey. Stupid curtain. Unh.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:57.61,1:14:59.82,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Let me out.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:02.79,1:15:04.94,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mieke!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:04.95,1:15:07.71,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's the new pope!
Dialogue: 0,1:15:33.82,1:15:35.73,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:41.07,1:15:42.60,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mieke.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:45.29,1:15:46.85,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hold on.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:52.59,1:15:55.24,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This is one crazy pope.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:04.51,1:16:09.19,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You. Ferma. Stop. You.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:10.02,1:16:14.56,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You and your retarded friend...
Dialogue: 0,1:16:14.57,1:16:16.35,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...you're in big, big trouble.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:16.36,1:16:17.58,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,MAYNARD:\NOy.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:20.49,1:16:22.98,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Take your mitts off them boys.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:22.99,1:16:25.39,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,They're with me.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:27.16,1:16:30.65,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I've just about had enough\Nof you fucking Ities.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:31.58,1:16:33.64,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,But I am Swiss.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:33.75,1:16:35.86,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Them too.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:41.51,1:16:46.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Now, bud, you get in there,\Nand you say what you got to say.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:47.81,1:16:51.10,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Mieke. l'm here. I made it.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:54.15,1:16:55.96,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:59.86,1:17:03.80,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What a fucking loser.\NI'm gonna videotape this.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:04.99,1:17:07.02,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm Scott.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:07.03,1:17:08.57,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,From Ohio?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:08.58,1:17:12.28,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scott? Scott Thomas?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:12.29,1:17:15.95,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Yes.\N- From Ohio?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:15.96,1:17:19.29,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- What are you doing in Rome?\NSCOTT: I came here to be with you.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:19.30,1:17:21.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Listen, l just traveled\Nall the way across Europe.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:21.67,1:17:24.33,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I got chased by naked men.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:24.34,1:17:28.38,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I ate brownies with absolutely\Nno drugs in them.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:28.39,1:17:31.13,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I watched a brother and sister make out.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:32.02,1:17:36.22,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I kicked a robot in the balls,\Nbut I did it all so that....
Dialogue: 0,1:17:36.23,1:17:38.59,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So I could tell you one thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:41.28,1:17:43.14,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I love you, Mieke.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:43.15,1:17:44.43,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Aw.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:45.70,1:17:48.80,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We're perfect for each other.\NWhat do you think?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:49.99,1:17:51.52,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I think....
Dialogue: 0,1:18:06.64,1:18:09.48,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, Mieke... Mieke.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:22.86,1:18:25.52,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,WO\NForgive me, Father, for l have sinned.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:25.53,1:18:27.52,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I have cheated on my husband.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:27.53,1:18:29.90,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Do you think God\Nwill ever forgive me?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:29.91,1:18:31.86,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:31.87,1:18:35.16,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Father?
Dialogue: 0,1:18:35.46,1:18:39.54,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Father! Aah!
Dialogue: 0,1:18:45.22,1:18:46.61,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This sucks.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:46.62,1:18:50.20,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I can't believe I'm the only one\Nwho didn't hook up while we were here.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:50.21,1:18:53.50,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Europe is officially\Nthe worst country on earth.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:53.52,1:18:54.72,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:54.73,1:18:58.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I thought l'd at least get to have some\Ncrazy European sex.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:01.94,1:19:03.71,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:12.08,1:19:14.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Scott, I have to go.\N- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:15.00,1:19:17.50,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,My boat is leaving.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:18.17,1:19:21.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I still can't believe you came all the way here,\Njust for me.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:22.00,1:19:25.69,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,What can I say? I'm very unpredictable.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:26.26,1:19:28.04,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Keep writing to me, Scott, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:28.05,1:19:30.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yeah, l will.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:38.77,1:19:40.74,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Go.\N- Bye.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:48.61,1:19:50.73,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yes. Yes. Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:50.74,1:19:52.36,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Woo-hoo!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:53.74,1:19:57.32,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey, guys, I'm so glad\Nwe got to take this trip together.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:57.33,1:19:59.98,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This was the best time of my life.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:03.63,1:20:05.33,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:05.34,1:20:09.41,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You're the young man who gave me\Nthat tour of the Vatican, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:11.30,1:20:14.42,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Listen, l'm very sorry...\N- I just wanted to thank you.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:14.43,1:20:17.97,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You were the most knowledgeable,\Nalbeit idiosyncratic...
Dialogue: 0,1:20:17.98,1:20:19.72,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...tour guide I've ever had.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:19.73,1:20:23.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ha, ha. Thanks.\NBut I'm not actually a tour guide.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:23.46,1:20:26.49,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Um, l've just read Frommer's enough\Nto have it memorized.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:26.50,1:20:29.60,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Although, I threw in a few things\NFrommer's didn't know about.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:29.61,1:20:31.67,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,How would you like to add them?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:31.99,1:20:33.65,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Excuse me?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:33.66,1:20:36.26,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,That's my guidebook.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:41.42,1:20:43.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm Arthur Frommer.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:45.25,1:20:50.05,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,It's amazing. Frommer's is going to pay me\Nto see every museum and cathedral in Europe.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:51.76,1:20:54.84,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Ha, ha.\N- That sounds so exciting...
Dialogue: 0,1:20:54.85,1:20:57.12,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...for you.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:57.13,1:20:59.59,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I figured,\Nsince you're going to be staying...
Dialogue: 0,1:20:59.60,1:21:01.61,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...you might need this.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:02.77,1:21:04.93,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- A disposable camera.\N- That's right.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:04.94,1:21:07.85,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Thanks, Scotty.\N- That's from both of us.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:10.40,1:21:12.85,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know\NScotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,1:21:12.86,1:21:16.07,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know\NDon't tell Scotty
Dialogue: 0,1:21:16.08,1:21:19.80,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hello, Mr. Walters. I see.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:19.87,1:21:22.27,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Fired? Well, I....
Dialogue: 0,1:21:22.37,1:21:26.55,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Well, if that's what you want, I understand.\NI just....
Dialogue: 0,1:21:26.71,1:21:28.51,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Goodbye, sir.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:28.52,1:21:30.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,They had to catch you eventually, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:30.67,1:21:32.55,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- No, they fired Humphrey.\N- Shut up.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:32.56,1:21:34.33,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I got his office and a raise.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:34.34,1:21:35.92,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- No.\N- Ha, ha.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:35.93,1:21:39.51,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,WO\NFlight 341 from Rome to Cleveland...
Dialogue: 0,1:21:39.52,1:21:40.80,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- That's you guys.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:40.81,1:21:43.44,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Have a good flight, everybody.\N- Come here.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:46.36,1:21:47.97,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Be good.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:49.07,1:21:50.54,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:52.40,1:21:54.10,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Have a good flight.\N- Be good.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:54.11,1:21:55.58,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:28.61,1:22:30.17,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm on it.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:36.95,1:22:38.47,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,1:22:40.03,1:22:43.03,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER:\NThis still counts as Europe, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:51.13,1:22:52.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT:\N"Dear Mieke."
Dialogue: 0,1:22:52.71,1:22:55.37,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Greece sounds incredible.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:55.38,1:22:57.67,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I just moved into my dorm room today...
Dialogue: 0,1:22:57.68,1:23:00.63,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...but I can't wait to see you\Nover Christmas break.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:00.64,1:23:03.63,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"This time I think I'll fly to Berlin direct."
Dialogue: 0,1:23:09.81,1:23:11.74,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Hello?\N- Hey, buddy, how's college?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:11.75,1:23:15.46,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SCOTT: Hey, Ijust got here.\NMy roommate hasn't even showed up yet.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:15.47,1:23:17.85,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Do they room all you pre-med geeks\Ntogether?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:17.86,1:23:19.69,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm not sure l'm going pre-med.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:19.70,1:23:21.63,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm thinking about majoring in German.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:21.64,1:23:23.61,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER:\NGerman? I've got a better idea.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:23.62,1:23:26.27,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Why don't you major in\NNot Being Such a Woman?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:26.29,1:23:27.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,So how's Jenny?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:27.71,1:23:29.84,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Jenny...? Jenny who?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:29.85,1:23:32.49,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I know a lot of ladies named Jenny,\Nthey're all...
Dialogue: 0,1:23:32.50,1:23:34.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ow.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:35.55,1:23:37.12,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hey, Scotty, what's up?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:37.13,1:23:38.25,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hi, Jenny.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:38.26,1:23:40.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Have you heard from Jamie?\NHow's he doing with Frommer?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:41.00,1:23:42.61,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, no.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:46.39,1:23:48.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hold on.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:48.64,1:23:52.58,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Come here, robot.\N- Cooper, not again.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:53.44,1:23:56.09,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hold on, this should be my new roommate.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:01.87,1:24:03.77,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER:\NWhat's the freak look like?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:03.78,1:24:07.57,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Is he a dork or is he cool?\NBetter not be cooler than me.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:07.58,1:24:09.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Is he bigger than me?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:09.46,1:24:12.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I just got your last e-mail.\NWhat are you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:12.92,1:24:14.64,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Going to college.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:15.46,1:24:17.17,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You're going to college here?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:18.55,1:24:20.52,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- What dorm?\N- This one.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:20.55,1:24:22.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Room 214.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:26.14,1:24:28.00,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,How is this possible?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:28.85,1:24:31.50,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I guess they thought l was a guy.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:31.81,1:24:35.59,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Now who would be dumb enough\Nto make a mistake like that?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:43.95,1:24:46.11,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,COOPER:\NDo I hear kissing?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:46.12,1:24:49.01,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Are you making out\Nwith your new roommate, Scotty?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:52.17,1:24:53.70,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:53.71,1:24:56.86,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty? Scotty.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:59.30,1:25:01.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,This happy ending is bullshit.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:01.63,1:25:05.91,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,When does the fairy get laid?\NI'm out of here.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:12.48,1:25:15.26,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Catchy tune.\N- Fucking-A, man.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:15.27,1:25:18.72,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know\NSo don't tell Scotty
Dialogue: 0,1:25:18.73,1:25:22.71,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Fiona says she's out shoppin'
Dialogue: 0,1:25:23.61,1:25:28.28,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,But she's under me\NAnd I'm not stoppin'
Dialogue: 0,1:25:28.29,1:25:33.09,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know\NScotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,1:25:34.08,1:25:38.88,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's\Nfinest and most luxurious youth hostel.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:40.38,1:25:41.71,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Sounds great.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:41.72,1:25:44.37,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,There is no bathroom,\Nnor is there one nearby.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:49.39,1:25:51.45,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Ha, ha. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:54.52,1:25:56.55,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Get it?\N- She got it.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:56.56,1:26:00.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,If you do not wish to have\Nyour valuables stolen...
Dialogue: 0,1:26:00.07,1:26:03.94,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...I suggest destroying them\Nor discarding them right now.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:03.95,1:26:07.69,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You can also try hiding your valuables...
Dialogue: 0,1:26:07.70,1:26:09.69,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...in your anus.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:09.70,1:26:11.22,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Drink?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:16.00,1:26:18.87,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna rip away his pants\Nand look at his dick, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:26:18.88,1:26:20.95,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Ha, ha.\N- Ready? Quit. Shut up.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:20.96,1:26:23.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Sorry. I know I fucked it up. I fucked it up.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:23.63,1:26:28.43,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Yes. You take her hair,\Nand one strand at a time, pull it out.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:29.51,1:26:32.41,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Use her like a humping post.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:32.68,1:26:34.13,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Jenny, this is Europe.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:34.14,1:26:37.88,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,They have orange juice ads\Nwith lesbians and dildos.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:38.19,1:26:40.84,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,ANNOUNCER:\NHappy Juice. Hee-hee.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:41.48,1:26:44.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You gotta show them something\Nthey haven't seen before.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:49.91,1:26:53.24,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Oh, no! Ha, ha.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:56.54,1:26:59.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know\NScotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,1:26:59.67,1:27:03.25,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Should a fire occur,\Ndue to our faulty wiring...
Dialogue: 0,1:27:03.26,1:27:08.06,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...or the fireworks factory upstairs,\Nyou will be incinerated...
Dialogue: 0,1:27:08.22,1:27:11.71,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,...along with the valuables\Nyou have hidden in your anus.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:33.74,1:27:36.11,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,1:27:36.12,1:27:38.99,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers!
Dialogue: 0,1:27:39.00,1:27:42.66,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Go on, you Gaelic,\Nfucking garlic-breath tossers.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:42.67,1:27:45.08,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Piss off! Get in here and say that, mate!
Dialogue: 0,1:27:45.09,1:27:47.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Come on! Fucking come and have it!
Dialogue: 0,1:27:47.63,1:27:49.29,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,You fucking beep?
Dialogue: 0,1:27:49.30,1:27:52.29,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,We'll beep, you bastard,\Nall over your fucking nose!
Dialogue: 0,1:27:52.30,1:27:55.80,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Fuck off!\NGo on, you French bastards!
Dialogue: 0,1:27:55.81,1:27:58.55,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Get on the other side\Nof the road, you pricks!
Dialogue: 0,1:27:58.56,1:28:00.30,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Go on out of it!
Dialogue: 0,1:28:00.31,1:28:01.72,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Fuck off!
Dialogue: 0,1:28:01.73,1:28:03.39,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,I'm nackered.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:03.40,1:28:04.62,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,League supporters.
Dialogue: 0,1:28:04.98,1:28:08.57,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know\NScotty doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,1:28:09.20,1:28:11.01,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,No, wait....
Dialogue: 0,1:28:16.33,1:28:20.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,JENNY: Hey! Check these out!\NI'm 18 years old!
Dialogue: 0,1:28:41.48,1:28:44.85,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know!\NScotty doesn't know!
Dialogue: 0,1:28:44.86,1:28:48.31,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know!\NScotty doesn't know!
Dialogue: 0,1:28:48.32,1:28:50.58,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty doesn't know!
Dialogue: 0,1:28:52.78,1:28:54.82,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,Scotty's gotta go!
Dialogue: 0,1:28:54.83,1:28:57.19,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,"Get Loose" plays
Dialogue: 0,1:29:56.30,1:30:00.04,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,- Is it off yet?\N- No, keep rubbing it.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:01.57,1:30:05.11,16/9 HighCode,,0,0,0,,SubRip: HighCode
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