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What's all this? Well...
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I thought that we could
have a new family tradition:
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Pancake Sundays.
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I got all the fixings.
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You can pick what you want.
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We got chocolate
chips, blueberries.
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I wish I'd known, honey.
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I made an early tee
time with Wayne.
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What? Well, wouldn't you rather
spend the day with your family?
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Of course.
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He's going through
a divorce, you know.
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He needs this.
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I guess, sure.
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How about this? I'll take
some bacon for the road.
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Why don't you bring
some for Wayne, too?
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Good idea.
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Can I take the plate?
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Go ahead.
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Hey, Missy, you awake?
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It's Pancake Sunday.
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What's that?
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Well, it's a fun new thing
I thought we could...
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Where are you going?
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I told you. Six Flags
with Jamie's family.
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Oh. Well, I could make
you pancakes first.
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Pancakes and roller coasters?
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Do you want me to barf?
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Well, no.
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What's all this about pancakes?
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Oh,
it's Pancake Sunday.
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I got to go.
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Since when is it Pancake Sunday?
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Since today.
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No, it's not. It's
Kellogg's Bran Buds Sunday,
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like it's been for
the past three years.
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Well, I thought it would be fun.
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I'll-I'll make you any
kind of pancake you want.
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On Bran Buds Sunday?
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Fine. I'll put Bran
Buds in the pancakes.
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That could work.
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It doesn't work.
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♪ Nobody else is
stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Excuse me.
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Do you have a recommendation?
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Well, you can never go
wrong with John Candy.
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But, and this is just
one man's opinion,
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Pauly Shore is a comedy god.
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Really?
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You may pee your pants.
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And if you do,
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there's a Laundromat
right next door.
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Well,
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I will watch this
and let you know.
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Sounds good.
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Did you find everything okay?
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Oh, yeah. He's really helpful.
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Yes, he is.
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Okay, thank you. Come again.
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I will.
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Thank you.
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See ya.
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Wow.
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Wow, what?
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She was totally hitting on you.
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All she did was rent a movie.
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And then she laughed and
she touched your arm.
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That's textbook flirting.
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I'm sorry, I-I wasn't trying to.
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Georgie, it's fine. You
can flirt with other girls.
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It doesn't feel like I should.
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Well, we're not a couple.
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I know, but we're having a baby
together. That ain't nothing.
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All I'm saying is,
you're not tied down.
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Don't I get a vote in that?
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Yeah, you get a vote.
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But we get two votes.
You're not tied down.
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Oh. I didn't realize
my mom had company.
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Yeah.
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Uh, do I have to pretend
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I didn't spend the
night here, or...?
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I don't know how this works.
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It's fine, uh...
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you could've said
nothing, but now I know.
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Yeah.
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What's with the pancakes?
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Oh, I made extra, so I
was just bringing 'em by.
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Who's at the door?
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It's Mary!
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She knows I slept with you.
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Come on in.
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I brought pancakes. Why?
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Well, I made 'em for
the fam... thank you...
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Made 'em for the family,
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and everyone was
busy this morning,
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so here I am.
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So what are y'all up to today?
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I was trying to convince your
mom to go fishing with me.
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Oh, fishing, that could be fun.
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I ain't going fishing.
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I'd go to a flea market.
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Oh, I do love a flea market.
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I don't want to buy
some dead guy's pants.
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Oh, the outlet malls are still
having their holiday sales.
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I'd rather die and have you sell
my pants at the flea market.
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Well, I'm sure we can come
up with something else.
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Well, hang on.
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When did we become a threesome?
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You don't want to
hang out with me?
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Well, I do, but he's
not crazy about you.
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Well, that's not true.
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Well, then, it looks like
you got a fishing buddy.
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I don't really
want to go fishing.
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Boy, that was a close one.
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You okay?
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Mm-hmm.
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Are you mad at me?
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Why would I be mad at you?
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Is this about that girl?
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Why do you want me to
date someone else so bad?
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I didn't say I wanted you
to. I said it was okay.
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Well, it seems like
you want me to.
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I just want you
to live your life.
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Then why'd you
sleep with me again?
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It was one time.
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It was more than one time.
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It was one night,
and it was a mistake.
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Oh, really?
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Then maybe I should
go out with that girl.
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Maybe you should.
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Fine. And maybe you should
go out with someone, too.
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Right, because there's
nothing men want more
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than a girl with a baby
pushing against her bladder.
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You want me to pull
over at that Wendy's?
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Their restroom's
pretty nice. Yes, I do.
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Hello.
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Hey, you're home.
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How was golf?
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Fun. Wayne hit a duck.
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Yeah, maybe you had to be there.
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Kids home?
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Nope. Just me. All by myself.
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Hey, sounds nice.
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I guess.
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Actually...
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without church,
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Sundays are feeling
kind of empty.
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Aw. Hey, next Sunday
we'll do something.
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It's not just Sundays.
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I had Bible study, prayer group.
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I had a whole community.
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So, find a new one. You
just got to get involved.
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You know, make some friends.
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You make it sound so easy.
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Oh, come on. Sheldon
has got school friends.
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How hard could it be?
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Hey. Oh, hi.
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You were right. Hilarious.
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I wouldn't steer you wrong.
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You got any other
recommendations?
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Well, there-there is
a Mexican restaurant
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down the street
that's pretty good.
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I do like Mexican food.
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Hmm, we should go
there sometime.
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I'm free tomorrow.
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Cool. It's a date!
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Sorry. That was a little
loud. I'm just excited.
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For our date!
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Hi, honey.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, they needed volunteers
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for the book fair, so here I am.
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Hey, Missy. Hi.
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Who is that? He's a cutie.
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All right, come with me.
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You need to leave.
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Why? 'Cause you're
embarrassing me.
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Everyone knows
you have a mother. Please.
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Fine, if you don't
want me here, I'll go.
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I promise I'll do anything
you want this weekend.
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Okay.
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Just not here or
near anyone I know.
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Can't wait.
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Love you, bye.
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Hey.
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You said if I ever
had a problem,
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I could come to you, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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Not to mention, you got
all bent out of shape
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when I asked Dale for
advice instead of you.
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I didn't get all
bent out of shape.
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That ain't what Dale said.
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You want my advice or what?
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So here's the deal.
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There was a cute girl flirting
with me at the video store,
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and Mandy saw us.
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Got it.
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And now Mandy's mad at you.
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Actually I'm kind of mad at her.
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Why?
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She told me I
should ask her out.
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The cute girl?
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I mean, I know Mandy
and I ain't together,
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but I thought I was
wearing her down.
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You do have that
effect on people.
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But now I'm supposed to
go to dinner with Amber,
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that's the new girl,
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and Mandy says
she's okay with it,
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but I'm worried it's a trap.
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Right.
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So what do I do?
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Well...
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All right, well,
let's break it down.
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If you don't go on the date,
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Mandy might be upset with you.
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Right. But if you do go,
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you might feel guilty.
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Right, but if I don't go,
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the new girl's gonna get
stood up, and she'll be mad.
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Georgie, you can't
live your life
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afraid that women are
gonna get mad at you.
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It's just what
they're born to do.
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Makes sense.
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I'm not a woman. I'm
mad at you right now.
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You watching your
Star Trek show?
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I am.
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Mind if I join?
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Not at all. But I must
warn you, it's addictive.
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Taking you
into this wormhole.
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We have no idea what we're
dealing with in there.
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- It could be
hostile... - Major!
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I was found in
the Denorios Belt.
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Is that one Mr. Spock?
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No, there's no Mr. Spock.
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This is Deep Space
Nine, not TOS.
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Sorry, I thought
this was Star Trek.
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It is Star Trek. It's Star
Trek: Deep Space Nine.
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And this is the first episode,
so I'm trying to pay attention.
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Sorry.
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Well, the answers to a lot of
my questions may be somewhere
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on the other side
of that wormhole.
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Is that it? Is it over?
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Well, that's just part one.
There's a whole nother hour.
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Oh.
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So, is this your mom's car?
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Nah. It's mine.
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Well, it's very... practical.
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What car do you drive?
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Toyota.
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But my dream car is a Mustang.
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Oh, really? I used to have one.
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And you traded it in for this?
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Why?
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Well-well...
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I had my reasons.
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Oh, you wanted to look
like a soccer mom?
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No.
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It's-it's good
for hauling stuff.
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Ah, and they were all
sold out of trucks?
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No, I just needed...
264
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:08,894
Something big to
carry your purse?
265
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,410
Will you let me finish?
266
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,880
Ooh, sorry.
267
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,817
You know that girl
at the video store?
268
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,452
The giant, pregnant one?
269
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:20,954
Yeah.
270
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,190
No.
271
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,258
Yeah.
272
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,195
So, you two are...
273
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,263
No. We're having a baby,
but we're not together.
274
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,833
In fact, she's the one who
told me I should ask you out.
275
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,502
Well, that's not
weird. Really?
276
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:36,904
No, it's weird.
277
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,408
Hey. Hi.
278
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:44,377
I thought Georgie said
you were going to dinner.
279
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,246
No, uh, he's having dinner.
280
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,580
Y'all fighting again?
281
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,649
What'd he do? Nothing.
282
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,451
So why aren't you
at dinner with him?
283
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:52,652
He's on a date.
284
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,722
Why, that little...
285
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,024
No, it's okay. I told him to.
286
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,491
Why the hell would you do that?
287
00:10:58,591 --> 00:10:59,659
Why are you yelling at me?
288
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,937
Because you got me all riled up,
289
00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,462
and I got to point it somewhere.
290
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,064
Look...
291
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,133
I have enough going on here
292
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,169
without worrying about
being in some relationship.
293
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:12,706
Plus, Georgie deserves
to have a life.
294
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:16,076
So y'all are good, and I don't
have to be mad at anybody?
295
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,277
Right.
296
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,812
Huh.
297
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:21,949
I'm gonna go call
Dale and pick a fight.
298
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:31,358
Oh, hey. I didn't know
you were working tonight.
299
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:32,760
I'm not.
300
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,361
Just meeting some friends.
301
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,362
Oh, that's nice.
302
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:36,864
Yep. Oh, so,
303
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,324
I was just getting
off work myself.
304
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,767
Oh. Have a good one.
305
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,936
Well, uh, so, friends
from high school, or...?
306
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,106
More like a bunch of gals
that used to be married,
307
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,574
used to be in Weight Watchers,
308
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:48,914
and now just come here to drink
309
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,710
and bitch about their lives.
310
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,379
That sounds fun.
311
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,214
Does it?
312
00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:57,250
Would you...
want to join us?
313
00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,788
Oh, well... so long
as I'm not butting in.
314
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,655
Well, I have to warn you,
315
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,457
it's kind of a salty group.
316
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,293
I don't want you to be shocked.
317
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,660
You've met my mother.
318
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:10,397
That's true. Come on.
319
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,399
Ladies?
320
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,402
Mary here is gonna
be joining us.
321
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,137
All right. Fresh meat.
322
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,311
Since we're
being so honest,
323
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,612
I should tell you...
324
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,714
I didn't really think
Pauly Shore was funny.
325
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:28,548
What?
326
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,383
Yeah. I just said it
327
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,419
'cause I wanted to
talk to you again.
328
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,323
So, I didn't scare you off?
329
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,359
Look, it's strange,
330
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,362
but I've got stuff, too.
331
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,763
Like what?
332
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:48,768
Well, I can't believe I'm
saying this on a first date,
333
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,671
but I'm going through a divorce.
334
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,906
Huh.
335
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,208
I'm sorry. How long
were you married?
336
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,343
A year.
337
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,878
Ooh, a whole year.
338
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,647
Sounds like you really
gave it a try.
339
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,419
Do you still have
feelings for him?
340
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:08,755
Do you still have
feelings for her?
341
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,924
Mm, I asked you first.
342
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,094
It's complicated.
343
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,628
Boy, is it.
344
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,831
I went to two full-grown
men for advice.
345
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,466
Neither of 'em had a clue.
346
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,801
So my friend said,
347
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,403
"You have so much in common,
348
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:24,537
you should meet him."
349
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,907
I show up at the restaurant.
350
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:29,009
He's
my frigging cousin.
351
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,010
No.
352
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,011
Did you?
353
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,179
No!
354
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,915
All right, Mary, you're up.
355
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:38,585
Oh, no. I don't have
any good stories.
356
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,853
Oh, come on, you're married.
357
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,197
You're the only one
of us getting any.
358
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,255
Really?
359
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,723
That's what we're talking about?
360
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,925
Married people sex?
361
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,627
Well, George and I have been...
362
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,262
connecting more lately.
363
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,264
Ooh!
364
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,265
Details. Now.
365
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,466
No, no, no, I can't.
366
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,035
Oh, come on.
367
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,770
It's bad enough this one's
got her secret boyfriend
368
00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:59,006
she won't tell us about.
369
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,407
Brenda Sparks.
370
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,841
How do I not know this?
371
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:05,112
First of all, I'm not
Brenda Sparks anymore.
372
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,522
Oh, don't go
changing the subject.
373
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,848
And... there's no one.
374
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:11,284
She's lying. There's some guy
375
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,385
that she was sweet on,
376
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,725
but she won't give us any info.
377
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:14,797
- I
- think he's married.
378
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,156
Mm-hmm.
379
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,424
He's not.
380
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:18,892
Oh, interesting.
381
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,327
I thought there was no one.
382
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:23,030
Ooh...!
383
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,465
If you like friendly
cats, this next item...
384
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,934
What are you watching?
385
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,170
The crap-I-don't-need channel.
386
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,442
What are you looking at?
387
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,610
Nothing.
388
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,312
He come back yet?
389
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,181
No.
390
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:45,052
But you don't care 'cause
you're good with this.
391
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,020
I am.
392
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,521
I think.
393
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,058
Second thoughts?
394
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,594
I mean, if it
wasn't for the baby,
395
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,196
I never would've seen him again.
396
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,698
But there is a baby.
397
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,334
Yeah.
398
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,869
And he's been so great.
399
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:05,205
And I keep pushing him away
400
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,074
and pushing him away, and...
401
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:10,710
he's still there
every time I need him.
402
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,378
What the hell am I
doing, sending him off
403
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,982
with another woman?
404
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:15,815
Yeah.
405
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,750
No, I'm asking you.
406
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:21,288
Oh, um, all right.
407
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,225
Well?!
408
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,094
Give me a minute.
409
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,528
Hey.
410
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,930
You stayed out late.
411
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,700
I did what you said and
I made some new friends.
412
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,969
Well, good for you. Who?
413
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:39,706
Brenda, Jill, and, ooh,
either Helen or Ellen,
414
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,575
but I missed my window
to make sure.
415
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,177
Sounds fun.
416
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,379
It was. Oh...
417
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,914
and get this, I got dirt.
418
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,382
Ooh, what kind of dirt?
419
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,951
Brenda has a secret man
420
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,421
that she is hiding
from everybody.
421
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,522
Really?
422
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,290
And he might be married.
423
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,858
Really?
424
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,694
Well, who do you think it is?
425
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,096
Oh, I don't know,
426
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:06,166
but me and the gals
are gonna find out.
427
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,535
What the hell, Brenda?
428
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,802
What the hell, what?
429
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:10,970
Your friends all know
430
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,539
about your "secret boyfriend"?
431
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,007
You think that's you?
432
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,608
Well...
433
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:16,943
it's not?
434
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,046
No, George.
435
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,548
Well, who is it?
436
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,982
I didn't tell them.
437
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,184
I'm not gonna tell you.
438
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,352
Okay.
439
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,054
Oh, God.
440
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,498
Are you upset that there might
be another guy in the picture?
441
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,557
No.
442
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,958
Good.
443
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,460
Go home to your wife.
444
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,028
I will.
445
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,163
Okay.
446
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,636
Shut up.
447
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,806
Mom.
448
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,410
What is it, Sheldon?
449
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,121
I know you had some
questions about Star Trek,
450
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,846
so I've compiled
a detailed guide
451
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,648
outlining all the
shows, characters,
452
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,217
and how they fit in a timeline.
453
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,785
Can we do this later?
454
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,153
I've got a headache.
455
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,122
Unfortunately not. If
we don't do it now,
456
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,742
you'll be completely
lost when we watch
457
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,525
The Animated Series
this afternoon.
458
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,227
Just 20 more minutes.
459
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:10,329
Mom, this is almost a hundred
pages. We have to get started.
460
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,098
In the 23rd century,
461
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,800
alien races from around the
galaxy have come together
462
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,636
to form the United
Federation of Planets,
463
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:17,936
which is... open your eyes...
464
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,173
Headquartered in San Francisco.
465
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,015
Morning.
466
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,250
Good morning.
467
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,918
I think I owe you an apology.
468
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,354
Yeah?
469
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,189
You were totally right.
470
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,391
I had a good time
with Amber last night.
471
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,060
Oh. Good.
472
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,362
I'm glad. Yeah.
473
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,663
We ended up talking for hours.
474
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,298
Turns out we have
a lot in common.
475
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,867
So, thank you for pushing
me to ask her out.
476
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,737
You're welcome.
477
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,872
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